#247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon patreon episode returning. favorite giannis pappas is with us in. austin texas. yeah it's good to be here it's good to. be in the new. capital of. the world yeah there's no clubs open yet. yes no clubs but joe's gonna have one. and then cap city will open i don't know. when but. hopefully soon you know i was just sick. i was looking at ben i was going like. you know what they don't teach you that. at college they don't go you know we're. gonna train you to sit and smoke a. cigarette and yeah produce a podcast.

on a beautiful deck overlooking a. beautiful texas. longhorn hill yeah. and they won't sell me this house. because the people that own it think. there it's worth 20 million dollars. because they've lost their minds but you. know what hey elon musk keeps saying. austin with uh plus signs on twitter so. everybody is just like hey [ __ ] it if. you don't want to pay a a million and a. half dollars for a house that uh would. appraise for 8.50.

they go if you're not into that game if. you want to throw one five cash then get. out of town because somebody else will i. mean somebody who has a company somebody. who has a tech company. uh will come in here and buy this house. cash. and stash their wife and kids there will. they sit in a room and try to figure out. how to come up with a device that takes. everybody's fingerprints off or whatever. the hell. you went to the texas rancher game i. went to the texas rangers game today. yeah it's the only full capacity. sporting event that has happened in the.

united states in over 12 months yeah. texas did it as a middle finger you know. what was funny is that so it was full. capacity nobody had masks on half the. people are going to die of covet but you. know they're going to they're going to. die to the star-spangled banner and. that's all they care about in this town. and they're big [ __ ] people. but. we were in full capacity nobody was. wearing masks and then on the escalator. they told us that you couldn't walk on. the escalator because of social. distancing.

so. texas talks about how everyone else is. [ __ ] up. the whole thing is [ __ ] up yeah all. these social distancing rules don't make. sense i'm sitting at a table put my mask. on i get up take it off put it on take. it off. yeah it doesn't matter i got vaccinated. i've had covert why am i wearing a. [ __ ] mask right now it feels like i'm. wearing a condom having sex with my wife. yeah can i just [ __ ] raw daddy life. right now it doesn't make any sense uh. you know the media wants covert to keep. going like the media keeps writing. articles where they're like the fifth. wave.

don't worry the ninth wave is coming and. we found a mutant strain of covid and it. will it they because trump is gone so. there's nothing left. cloven's the last thing they got have. you seen like the ratings how much. they've dropped in like cnn. yeah they've tanked and they've gone in. the toilet and the media is gonna they. don't know what to do because they can't. really criticize. the president who has clearly has. dementia he has dementia and it would be. a news story. um. you know they were always saying like.

trump trump seems to be slipping. mentally and maybe he has dementia and. this guy clearly. clearly. it has something wrong but he can't talk. about that. so. they've got to just talk about uh. they've gotta talk about covid and then. uh. when that is done and that i don't know. when that happens six months a year. whenever but when that's completely done. uh they might have to turn around and go. why is the president drooling.

like why is the president of the united. states. like just completely. but i think that's the point right the. point is that he's just gonna. kamala is gonna take over at a certain. point yeah kamala's just she's waiting. to inherit the throne you know she's. like uh. she's like um anna nicole smith who. married that billionaire just sitting. there going i love you happy valentine's. day sweetheart. can i get you another coffee and then.

there's just yeah there's just a little. bit let's just let's just say it's not. micro doughnuts she's dead right she's. dead she dies she overdosed yeah yeah. sad. i remember her in the naked gun yeah 33. and the third when i was young those. leslie nielsen movies back when you. could make goofy movies that weren't. about imperialism yeah uh and uh i. remember her and then i remember she. married that old guy and i remember she. had this that show the anna nicole show. yeah i think it was on e she was a. basket case mess yeah how many of those.

shows cause you know you know like. martin you know mark burnett you had a. meeting with him and everything yeah. it's just so funny that like so many of. you remember whitney houston and bobby. brown had a show they're just showing up. to put cameras in the face as a drug. addict yeah which is which which is when. tv was good it was true it was true i. mean doctor joy that shows celebrity. rehab with jeff conaway. i mean they were giving these people no. real help and they just put cameras in. the face the drug it like they did with. anna call they did it with whitney and. some days they would show up and like.

these they were too [ __ ] up to record. and they'd have to like give him water i. mean imagine that imagine like going. through schooling. film school or whatever you went through. and then like you gotta like you know. give a drug addict water so they can get. up and and finally film a scene where. they scream at their daughter. like you're horrible we'll get this fake. storyline going once. once. once we get added nicole smith off of. the iv yeah.

we've got to get her up and you know get. just you know get in with some smelling. salts wake her up but we got and it's. just like that real housewives show that. andy cohen has where multiple people on. the show have off themselves because the. whole show's about like. being rich and a lot of them have no. money and pretend to be rich and what. happens eventually is one guy. uh they were pretending to be rich so. much he just off themselves because. it goes they were like they were like. he's like we can't keep doing this and.

we can't keep pretending to have money i. know you want to be on the show but like. you know again he just just took himself. out yeah on the show yeah yeah i learned. from you i i'm gonna just i got one. person i'm gonna be honest with you my. wife. and then i'm gonna lie i'm gonna start i. gotta start lying more. you guys i told you that i told you just. lie to the people you care about yeah if. you don't lie to the people you care. about i mean you don't really care about. them yeah. i mean you always said that to me who. came up to me in the green room ben. knows exactly this is kind of funny yeah.

uh somebody came up to me in the green. room the comedy store goes hey man he. goes i heard you you did this whole bit. on your show about how you only lie to. the people you care about if you don't. lie to them you don't care about them he. goes dude that was brilliant and i said. oh thanks so much he goes i realized you. were a real deal when i heard that and. that man's name was crystalia. i mean that's true that's absolutely. good yeah. but you know he enjoys the show that's. what matters i don't know what happened. i'm not an attorney he enjoys the show. yeah um. no yeah i mean that i think that's the.

key to success is to just lie you have. to you gotta. i think i don't know if it's straight. out lying but it's it's. you can't. be. too honest with people right you just. can't you have to lie to them there's. well what you're basically saying is you. have to lie to them because i don't like. anyone so here's the reality if i were. to be honest with everybody when as soon. as they came up to talk to me i'd go i'm. sorry i don't like you yeah i would uh.

hey man i i apologize i don't i maybe. it's like a misunderstanding i'm not. like i'm not a fan of this. i don't need this in my life but you. can't do that you got to go no no that. sounds good so you're thinking about. starting a podcast yeah oh good yeah. good yeah no it's good yeah 20 what 20. 21 you're gonna start yeah yeah it makes. sense no it's good i was at the i was at. the game today with a a girl uh who's. from california who moved here which is. like you know that's everybody right. and uh yeah she told me her father was.

two different coaches she gave me two. different names. for. and i just pretended to ignore it you. know like so she told me that her dad. was a was a coach on a on a major league. team she told me his name. and then 10 minutes later she told me. it's a completely different name so it's. two different guys and so she was lying. about it and i wasn't gonna sit there. and go. you know and that's when i started to. think like i need to start just doing. this and just tell people richard gere. is my brother yeah she was practicing on. you because if this is what i've always. said you gotta lie all the time because.

you never know when you're gonna need to. be good at it. it's like drunk driving you can't do it. once in a while you gotta do it every. night or not at all it's like people. learning english as a second language. and they talk to you but they're really. just practicing english yeah that's what. she's doing she's just trying out a few. whoppers on you yeah to see the next. time she's at a job interview or she's. got to lie to a dude so she could you. know get some of the money or whatever. or you know she's got to lie towards. sister or you know. it. it's the way the whole country is run on. now we have this weird job because we.

can be honest. like on these shows and it's funny yeah. but if everyone's lying who's at the. wheel the best liars yeah the greatest. liars the best players are just the. bushes the clintons the people that fund. them uh the rockefellers the morgan i. mean historically bezos all these guys. like they lie. and create like karl rove said we're an. empire we create our own reality like. these people just create their own. reality they don't even consider it. lying they're just inventing truth. they're inventing what they want to be.

true it's not absolutely not true and. the only difference between them and. regular liars is regular lives when they. get dehydrated drink a gatorade and they. drink uh children's blood with. adrenaline in it yes. yeah that's what i was just told well is. that true that they're drinking. adrenaline children a lot i don't think. all of them are triggered adrenal who. told you that at the texas rangers game. the guy was just driving on with an. announcement. yeah they say hell welcome to texas. there's a bunch of pedophiles around in. this area. let me tell you something right now that.

pizza place was spooky man if you went. in there was a bob i never understood. the need to believe they're drinking the. judiciary isn't [ __ ] the kids bad. enough i always said that because they. are [ __ ] the kids but they go and. then they're eating them i go well wait. a minute yeah and like literally this is. what this is what somebody said to me. once they're trying to explain the key. on horseshit they go they [ __ ] the kids. but they go but then you gotta hear. about the really bad stuff and i went. the really bad stuff. what do you mean. i don't understand do you think there's. a chance that alex jones could have. broken to their meeting and they were.

drinking wine and he it just was red and. he thought it was. it's possible i do think they kill some. of the kids because if the kids start. getting mouthy yeah and talking then the. kids gotta go right that's why they want. kids from foster homes i mean these are. evil people that are doing this they're. very evil right um but. now listen. are there a cult weird [ __ ] and has. weird [ __ ] happened absolutely do i. think it's do i think everybody in the. world that has money is doing it no. um do i think pedophiles exist and are.

protected i know for a fact yeah like. high-level members of the government or. just regular rich people are you know if. you're a poor pedophile you just grab a. kid off the street if you're a rich. pedophile there's a business around it. well it's like there's a church around a. whole institute you can make it based on. facts you could probably make an. argument that maybe the catholic church. was set up as a ruse to systematically. rape children it's not the worst. argument i mean the day the evidence.

kind of points that way that is not the. worst argument i mean it points that way. like it's weird when somebody when i. mean think about it they're against. abortion of course they're against. abortion what's their supply their. supplies unwanted kids yes so you never. [ __ ] with a motherfucker's supply. that's a good point kill that kid send. him to our seminary i always get weird. when like somebody tells me their son's. thinking about being a priest i go oh. he's a better like immediately i jump to. that right if somebody goes this young. kid's thinking about being a priest i go.

what and think about it who who is an. authority figure you call him father who. do you never question. he's a representative of god don't. question him father he's name his father. right give my son to him unwanted son to. him he's going on a ball game trip you. know what i mean. in father's basement you know so it's. like that's where the ball game's. happening. and you don't question that parents. never say anything i'd love to get in. there to the vatican bank and see what. they got cause they got a lot oh they. got a [ __ ] you know how you when.

you're going to 7-eleven they've got a. slurpee machine yeah they got an. adrenaline machine it's just. yeah i just learned i just learned the. word today on the ride back who said who. told you that texas everyone in texas is. saying this idiot that you drove with i. mean it's just yeah i mean it's just. there's there's things going on i mean. there's [ __ ] children's blood that. have painted the walls of the world it's. not taxes it's literally everywhere. and uh. and it's probably true at this point you. know what i mean it's it's true enough i. thought gasoline maxwell was a good good. gal what'd you what'd you call it just.

lean mass well. goddess is in. mid-stroke he calls david dobrik daniel. dobrik all the time i don't know and you. gotta go full boomer you're about to go. full-blown no none of these people have. any importance to me so i never learned. their names i know but you should know. one name it's joe rogan yeah come kick. me in the chest i'll move here or tell. you i am at least. [Laughter]. it's uh. i can't go back to new york you know i. look at new york and i go i love new.

york but it's like a part of the past. and la is just is on fire literally and. figuratively. and uh they just turned david dobrik. into a rapist so you look at la you. gotta kick la so austin's kind of it at. the moment like i don't want to go back. to i don't want to go back to getting on. a subway. and getting off a subway and like. running around doing spots i'll do it. every now and then like i'll jump over. there and and do comedy but like as a. lifestyle i don't want that lifestyle.

yeah no because i did it for years so. did you yeah i don't think you have to. anymore yeah some of that is uh it's a. good problem to have kind of i think. what you're calling. i think what you're saying is. without saying it yeah is your. socio-economic status doesn't really. jive with the subway anymore but. nobody's does yeah here's the thing. actually nobody's does. if you think about. the amount of time you spend.

doing. bar shows. and if you just took if you found a few. people that were funny well tim warner's. not going to be able to hop in his i. mean he's living tesla yeah nobody even. knows who he is but he's living in like. a van he's a sweet kid but it's not. working burns newspapers for he yeah but. the idea that people just have ignored. the internet forever and have said we're. just gonna rely on like the people that. own comedy club and let's be very honest. the people that own comedy clubs or book. comic these are the same types of people.

that were outside of a tent. selling tickets to a bearded lady or a. [ __ ] two sisters that conjoined twins. the same person that was selling like. tickets to come see the conjoined twins. is now. the booker of stand-up new york. or whatever club you fill in like and. that's what i liked about the pandemic. is they they finally took their circus. outside yes and they said you know what. can are you available for for the 8 15.

one train show. it was they started doing shows and. tents yeah yeah and it felt like a. circus it felt like a literal circus. they did a clean show in one car and. then you moved around to the late show. hosted by jay ockerson in the in the. second car yeah i mean my ex-roommate. guys like that man they're part of the. history of american entertainment. because they would have been in like the. depression era tent carnival circuit. yeah like the dust bowl you know they. would they just came up like they're. that that type of person.

uh. has had a place in entertainment forever. it's never the successful place but it's. always a place there's always a guy. who's like come this way. see the sights like. and then there's also uh like uh an. overseer carnival guy who's like. whipping the bearded lady. and that's what the bookers and club. owners due to the comics you're good to. be here welcome sit at your water. station and gossip. basically the cellar table it's a. [ __ ] water station where waitresses.

gossip. yes it's i've never spent that much time. there i mean obviously it's like. legendary did you did you enjoy your. half off chicken fingers yeah. and your 75 dollar check that will be. taxed it's it's. it's a crazy business like the idea of. being. employed. in this business is weird especially in. 2020 it's weird being employed you got. to take a little ownership of your. certainty people got to do it and i get. it but it's very strange to have like.

a boss and have people tell you what to. do and have people rat on you and like. if you don't have a good set. uh a waitress will tell somebody and. then they go hey what happened down. there it's like it's a very strange. thing. to have to conform to what's kind of an. archaic. that's a lot of clubs it's everywhere. it's just like. it's just the way that it works and that. people. just do it and it's kind of. unquestioningly do it yeah and i never.

understood the comedy club system where. on a tuesday it was 25. or like how about this one on thursday. it's 25. shows sold out friday all of a sudden. i'm getting 75 dollars right how did. what's that miss lighting what's that. difference yeah yeah can you show me. that magic trick slow motion argument is. that people drink more on friday but. that's not true no because it's a two. drink minimum yeah and a lot of those. people on tuesday they're on a vacation. getting bombed yeah yeah so i'd like to. i'd like to see that magic trick in slow. motion it'll be fun to go back and do a.

few spots but and and you know i'm. excited for joe's club to open because i. want to be somewhere new i don't want to. come out of this pandemic the way i went. into it and i think being in a new club. a new state a new environment is much. better than going back to the same. things that i used to do. even the store which i love but like the. same types of things to me i mean my. spots at the store used to be like 1am. not when i am i'd get like 11 30 spots. right which were decent spots for a guy. that just got past but the three people.

before me would bomb a lot of the times. and they had nothing going on no family. they simply got those spots because they. were passed at the club longer than i. was they didn't have a podcast they have. anything going on they weren't on tv or. any of that they just they would get the. spot because it was like hey they put in. the time. and it's like what the [ __ ] does that. mean remember that i remember yeah i. would go there and you know you'd go up. late and people would cheer they were. there to see you yeah it was just weird. because it was like you waited around.

and then people would go up and they'd. be like yeah you know this guy's been. here for 15 years and i'm like who cares. yeah what does that mean what i love. about like uh you know jeremy piven and. michael rappaport is that. they're waiting they're waiting to get. good they're waiting to get good before. they do weekends yeah they're waiting to. put 10 20 years in because they know. that the audience really cares about the. craft yeah you're going you know what. michael rapport was good but he wasn't. technically as good as some of the guys. i saw at this comedy club on a tuesday.

night what i love about jeremy piven is. he's the only guy that got me to into. comedy. like he got me two into stand-up because. you can see how stand-up's like the. lowest art form ever yeah people that. have had serious me too problems take. refuge in stand-up comedy yeah cause. they're like i mean i walked into state. of new york like jeremy piven was on. stage and you're just looking at him. like what the hell happened to that guy. yeah i knew you just know that he wanted. to do the podcast yeah and we just. didn't answer.

screech and stevo you know you go from. like you can't staple your balls at 50. so it's like but you can go up on a. stage and tell jokes it's like. stand-up is like the statue of liberty. it'll take whatever. what give me your weary you're tired. you're damaged you're molested your. former. carnival stars give me your former child. nerd [ __ ] screech rest in peace yeah. i mean nobody ever learned his name but. he you know he was able to diamond. dusted diamond he was available to do a. weekend in side splitters yeah he was.

around. he was available he definitely hit uh. did a couple cycles of soul joel. yeah well it's what i love about i was. we would do the sojourn gig and i love. social but you know they click the green. room was a little you said the green. room was a little because it had floor. mats. well. first of all. i like what they do with the place but. the floor mats need to be winterized. yeah the green room was a car it was the. escalade which was nice but also they. didn't pay. for the.

kerosene or for the heat lamps or. whatever they were putting in the heat. lamps so the second shell we're all like. kind of up there half bombing because it. was freezing people are in in blankets. with. ski masks on and i'm entertaining them. in the middle of a field in pennsylvania. and i was like oh this is the end of the. world. you did feel like that you go this is. the [ __ ] end of the world yeah it's. kind of uh it was kind of a propo though. that like the capital comedy became. royersford pa during a pandemic that's. very fast that our country could not. handle because we are a failed.

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they escaped uh you know. they escaped to america they swam here. on rafts or on their tt's back or. whatever. and. you know and there was some ant who was. drowning but then the the the niece and. she just said go you know go live. freedom and they made it and now i get. the sense that people who have like any. sense of reason or in the middle. politically or have common sense are. moving they're moving to austin they're. moving to texas they're moving to dallas. they're moving to fort worth they're.

moving to florida. and the thing is that's still in america. so there's just nowhere to hide yeah. there's nowhere to run there's nowhere. to hide. there's there's a real worry that. and we talked about this. people. are a lot of people are just. disconnected the elites are completely. disconnected from any of the problems. that are happening uh they believe all. of the problems are on social media on. twitter which they've all created by the. way but none of them understand that.

like cleveland is a bombed out third. world hellhole that kansas city and. omaha nebraska when you drive through. them uh look like you're in bosnia. you look like you're in a kurt russell. it looks like this escape from new york. yeah yeah there's tenth city in every. major city there's large communities of. tent cities yeah there's boarded up. houses just boarded up and if you bring. this up people look at you like you've. done the wrong thing right by bringing. it up they go wait a minute what they. don't want any reality to puncture their.

idea of. you know what's going on but it's bad. out there i mean even dallas dallas. i don't want to walk around here no you. know you go see the x in the spot and. then you cities work. like sharks when if they stop moving. they die if a city stops moving which is. what happened with covert these things. die when you close the restaurants to. shops and all this stuff there's just. nowhere to go there's nothing to do. and then the cities become vacant people. leave homeless people move in they set.

up camps those people have mental health. problems that the government doesn't. doesn't give them any help with those. people that set up these you know barter. economies of drugs and sex or whatever. else and this is what happens i mean. it's like the cities get deserted. manhattan got deserted everybody was. working from home yeah so like people. move in and they go hey okay this is fun. tesla tesla's gonna take the homeless. people in austin and just send them out. in into space.

that's the secret that people don't know. that rudy giuliani used to put him on. buses and send him to the west coast he. would send him upstate new york we're. upstate all over the place. i mean elon musk and uh all his tech. cronies here are just going to put him. on what's your read on a guy like him on. elon musk yeah because he's a new. hairline i know that very he's brilliant. but he's also kind of a hockster. he's all over the place he loves fame. yes and he's a visionary but it's also. like. hard as it is he's married like a. celebrity like mc squared is her name. right yeah grimes.

and his daughter is like a [ __ ]. name the computer code right he likes. attention he's like he hangs out with. kanye west you know he can't understand. a word kanye west is saying right but he. did it for the gram like it's it's wild. to have a billionaire be one of the. richest people on the planet and you. know he's also doing things for the gram. yeah which is just let you know that. you know nobody has any tact anymore no. there's no i will say one thing about. the morgans and rockefellers like there. was a little there was there was. something. nice about the idea of uh just a an evil.

billionaire locked away in a castle. now. they're like on twitter all the time. bothering you right it's like have the. decency to not that's what i like about. warren buffett he's he just stays in his. little hut in omaha because he's a. little goblin and he's got that. fraudulent garbage you know i'm i like. my house which you don't uh god only. knows why he stayed there but he's a. goblin and he stays there in his little. hut and just is worth a hundred billion.

dollars and emerges every now and then. like a groundhog uh to tell everybody. things are going to be okay and then. buys five companies yeah you know that's. something nice about it he's not on. twitter all the time i don't think he is. is he ben you know no he's not he's not. there's something nice about that yeah i. don't know like elon musk there's. something a little weird about someone. who's uh such a big billionaire who. wants the love of the people why do you. want the admiration i guess all the. things he wants to do he's got these. grand designs and the way society should. be run he needs some type of public.

support. i think we don't deserve it though yeah. take take your [ __ ] rocket ship and. go to mars. well me and ben talk about it all the. time. the next step and is is you know we were. talking to a guy the other day goes i. want to build my own city. um that's going to be next where. billionaires will just build their own. cities that are smart cities where uh in. order to get in they're going to look at. your credit score medical history this. type the other thing it's going to be. retinal eye scan you know it'll be. biometric all that [ __ ] and uh you.

know it would be a better place man i. mean look at what we've done with. freedom i mean we had it we had a little. experiment here where they said what do. the people want and the people want the. people said i want nachos with liquid. cheese. that's what they said it really is true. democracy really is not saying i want a. buffet with limitless options yeah i. want to be able i don't want to be able. to walk i want to be i want you to. invent the device that will roll me. there. yeah. it's true it's a tough it's a tough. argument right now to make for democracy. yeah i mean this is a tough podium to.

stand on to talk about how great. tomorrow i mean there are companies that. move cars yeah and now that those. companies are moving people yeah that. are on wheels yeah they're saying i'll. move you're moving you're relocating i. will move i would send your car to you. and i'll also send you your grandmother. and by the way your grandmother was just. as heavy as the car there's also. something about the idea of like the the. diet of content that we fed ourselves. from like trash talk shows to reality. show i mean just.

mind-numbingly. bad entertainment. uh. for decades. and bad food bad entertainment bad news. well that's the thing and we've rotted. our brains everyone's brains rot that's. why queueing on it like it takes hold. pretty easily because people's brains. have been rotted they've been rotted and. they have no love for knowledge i mean. it's like you just say to a kid what. would you rather read the autobiography. of abraham lincoln or the notebook and. they'll take the notebook every [ __ ].

time right so it's like. that's we've kind of. non-fiction is just not as [ __ ] lit. as fiction and right now it needs to be. [ __ ] lit. okay if you are not an influencer slash. merch dropper slash tick tocker slash. boxer slash chinese spy you are not. employed it is [ __ ] if. you don't have a job unless you're jake. paul yeah if you're not a chinese.

scientist. or south asian doctor yeah you better be. jake paul right. that's it there's not a lot out there. there's not a lot out there dude there's. not a lot of jobs out there they've been. eliminated there's no travel agents i. remember like everything is. computers have taken everything right i. mean there's something to what you can. do but are you now if you need a travel. agent if you need a travel agent yeah. you're you're you're a mongoloi you're a. muggler. and but what jobs did those people get. that used to work in liberty travel.

where did they go. do they are they all handing out buzzers. at panera bread where are they yeah. they're in a tent yeah they've got to be. in a tent yeah that's true what are they. doing yeah that's why like people are. surprised at the cancelling that. canceling that's a whole economy yeah. that's a job. that's a new job that's emerged that is. necessary that's true yeah those people. need to be employed they need to take. people down so they can eat yeah they're. not they're not outraged by what you. said they're just trying to eat yeah. because it's a story and people will. read it well we we say you know we go on. the road and like you know airbnb now is.

like like you walk into a hotel now. there's like no one there right like. hotels now we're like done yeah you can. just go stay at some guy's house massive. you walk into a hyatt yeah there's just. empty conference rooms yeah no no. businesses are doing conferences because. they're covered and by the way they're. not going to start doing them either. because they go we're saving all this. [ __ ] money so you walk through a. hyatt and and you're like there's no one. there there's like one guy at the front. desk because hi it's like we're not. employing anybody anymore there's like. three people you're in a carcass of what.

used to be a functional hotel. like a massive hotel me and ben have. been the only people me ben or dan like. we're walking around these hotels. there's like they're spooky yeah there's. nobody in them and they're desolate. wastelands no dude we're all everyone. only fans is like yeah we're just. monetizing feet ourselves feet yeah if. you you know if you have a fetish you. just go on only fans it's like you have. to monetize everything you have to be. fully monetized pretty soon instead of. renting out your house aaron b you'll.

start renting out family members and. giving them to people. you'll move and be like do you want to. you want to traffic my daughter. you could stay at my house it's run by a. management company and there's also my. daughter there's a management company. that handles my daughter to be traffic. for a week yeah. we're monetizing our own homes yeah our. lives our family members. everything is content you gotta have a. monetization yeah i mean if you've got. nice feet showing and we're headed. towards a big crash. like so like this nft style headed.

towards it like you mean we're to. acknowledge it soon yeah. like what's interesting about the nft. stuff is like. you know which we are at a t what do we. close at 10 10k. i thought it was gonna go for 80 million. dollars. man. now what is nft's because i'm a boomer. it's a non-fungible token ben ben. explains this better than i can it's. essentially a type of digital art could. be video that's how you know we're done. we're [ __ ] dealing each other.

imaginary stuff there's imaginary money. there's imaginary art for a second. screen grab from your podcast i'm. explaining giannis what's happening with. digital real estate now people are going. to own houses online now let give ben a. few minutes here okay giannis so. do you know about the game decentraland. it's it's an ai game that people can go. in and be it literally listen to this. because this is scary i'll explain it to. you like you can go in it it's like sims. you remember sims yes with those games. where you could be whoever you want have. a house and a wife now people are going. in and buying plots of land within the.

game. for like 80k. to build a home because it's in a prime. part of the town to build something on. so people are legitimately going in a. hundred. thousand are the art you're gonna hang. in the fake home right fungible means it. can be replicated or duplicated. non-fungible what's going on guys like i. didn't know about this so what what's. going on that's not we're moving into. the computers that's not real we're. moving into the game because detroit and. cleveland and and omaha and all these. places are garbage but you can't live in.

a computer yeah but you could live in a. pod. you could have like a little pod and. then you just get there and everything. of value that you have will be in a. computer yeah everything cool when you. take out your phone you go look at this. cool thing i own yeah it's going to be. on your phone and then your house is. going to be on a computer because your. real house is going to be uh a tiny. little apartment pod. or it'll be because that's what they're. gonna do it'll be mega cities with pods. it'll be green energy it'll be like you. can't own a car anymore you're not.

allowed to do that can't do this can't. do that whatever it is. the environment whatever it is you'll. you'll be relegated to a small. district nine type of thing and. everything of value that you own and all. of your formative experiences are all. going to be predominantly digital the. term is digitally native kids are. digitally native because they grow up on. the internet right their first boyfriend. or girlfriend or friend is on the. internet right everything's the internet. i mean so. pretty soon they'll probably have sex. where they have sensors on right and you. can like be in virtual reality there's.

gonna be sex dolls oh yeah nobody has. sex anymore i mean sex is like forget it. like the levels of people having sex has. dropped dramatically everybody's on porn. there's 24 year olds with e.d yeah. because of porn they jerk off all day. it's. someone's like oh that's a porn star you. go no that's my teacher she's just it's. the summer and she's on fans only yeah. yep. only fans yeah whatever it is. i try not to remember it. i don't know what i'm gonna how i'm.

gonna raise my daughter in this world i. have a daughter now yeah and like i know. when she turns five she's gonna sit me. down and talk about toxic masculinity. and [ __ ] how i'm a patriarch and you. know how how i need to accept a few. people of color into our family. she's gonna force me to adopt people. like i'm scared about what it's going to. be like to raise her i'm going to have. to wait for her to choose her gender. it's like if we're letting kids choose. their gender at five why not force them. to tell us their politics too right they. need to if you're gonna choose gender.

you should let me know whether you're. republican or democrat do that buy five. you should do that bet yeah i just get. it on your podcast that's the future i'm. not gonna do it on stage why would i do. it look i'm doing it here now for more. people i just did it for 18 to 19 000. people i'm not gonna go do it for 50. people at the [ __ ] stand okay you. know what i'll do if you want to pay to. see me yeah i'll stand up daddy long. day's patreon yeah and i'll do exactly. what michael rappaport does is just make. an appearance yeah i'll just stand up. there and just talk to the crowd and say. so what did you do today.

i got your 100 bucks at a ticket because. you're fans cause you heard me on the. tim dillon show yeah i'm not learning. how to tell jokes anymore hey giannis. here you go this is from bloomberg today. sophia the humanoid robot just sold her. nft digital artwork for 688 000 with. plans to create more wow so a robot just. sold an nfc wow yeah i mean. i know people that can't find a job in. the physical world and a robot just sold. an nft for 700k yeah yeah i mean good. luck everyone yeah good luck and it's.

also this is a perfect time for us to be. investing trillions of dollars into. trying to figure out how to breathe on. mars yes. here we go we're gonna. you know it's depressive to think of a. future of not living on mars here's the. problem with mars yeah you can't breathe. on it yeah so we're gonna have to figure. out a way to. send people there that's the thing with. elon musk he just keeps blowing up. spaceships in the sky while no one can. get vaccinated or healthcare but we're. just blowing up spaceships yeah.

we can't even figure out how to beat a. pandemic i think it's going to take a. little bit more than a decade to figure. out how to colonize a planet you can't. breathe on. yeah i mean if you can't breathe on. there you can't grow food there right. you're gonna have to figure out some. sort of they'll have to they're gonna. terraform them they'll terrible. they'll figure it out this we're gonna. watch them all leave not us but someone. will some generation we'll watch them. all go and we'll just still be here and. you know that's the thing though like. i always remember how stupid i am yeah.

and like we generally are right because. like that you're right they will figure. it out they'll figure out a way to grow. some [ __ ] like. to me it's just like i'd be like how did. how do you grow a cheese sandwich how do. you grow a sandwich that's what i would. say but i don't even know what. terraforming or any of that is i'm just. like grow me a pizza because that's all. that's what i would think you'd have to. do to survive on mars but they'll figure. it out we had a good run. this was a good run no maybe but maybe. they'll escape to a pot on mars oh they. will maybe it'll be like you just are. you on most joe rogan.

and kamala harris. and they'll just escape. that's a fun pod that'll be a fun part. what if joe had her on i'd love. what if the vice president went on his. show and did that maniacal laugh i just. did that maniacal laugh and he. confronted her and he said you put a lot. of people in prison and she looked at. him and she went joe shut the [ __ ] up. and he passed her a joint she started. getting high. like what why not you know like she goes. joe shut the [ __ ] up and she just starts. getting high and lifting off.

like at a certain point it's like why. not. yeah you know. yeah she'd go you know they'd get high. and paranoid and start like. they do if they did shrooms be like he's. showing a picture bigfoot like you're. not really african-american he's like. who cares joe i mean you're not a. journalist either okay you're a fighter. they just start laughing yeah they're. just like it's all the same dude i mean. common interviewed serena recently you. know the accredited journalist common. wait it went into defeat he did it.

serena williams it was just like and i. just so it was common interviewing her. she chose to be interviewed by comments. yeah so like there is no journalism. anymore it's all facebook posts yeah you. read an article there's no different. it's like reading some mentally ill. person's facebook post. it is true you do read the l.a times and. you go oh this is my aunt. this is just my aunt's facebook page. that someone paid for yeah and i put in. the i haven't touched a physical. newspaper in years yeah no there because. yeah you look down it looks like you.

were jerking off a coal miner for ten. seconds and then every now and then. you'll be in like a hotel in one of. these towns you're performing it and. they'll have like. some the omaha herald or something there. and you're like who the [ __ ]. how is this still going on yeah how do. you even have. the budget. to print. a lot of these local small town papers. which used to do decent journalism not. that one but. some of them did and they're all gone. and. it's weird yeah because that's the world.

we live in now you can be whatever you. want like serena can just say oh i want. to do a big interview. i'll choose who's going to interview me. it's going to be a rapper who's also an. actor right you know common so it's like. all the walls have been broken now we're. living in like an impressionist painting. like there's just no structure there's. no lines it's just this is just a. [ __ ] justin pollock and i did that on. purpose. next. we disappear into dots yeah into a syrah. [Laughter].

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breakdowns. like on-air breakdowns where they start. losing their mind i want to see true. tv's new lineup. that's what i'm excited for are you do. you well i mean we should say a little. bit about you have a new podcast i have. a new podcast yes and it's called yanni. long days long days with giannis pappas. and it is on youtube it's on youtube and. you can subscribe where you can. subscribe uh on youtube itunes spotify. patreon.com yanni long days for bonus. episodes which i do in my bathtub.

because that's my studio just like. common is serena's interviewer. now. fans have asked on my. platforms is there any chance i have to. ask. of a uh a history hyenas either uh. some type of. any kind of episodes in the future i. thought you were about to say boxing. match uh well i was gonna say. reconciliation but i don't want to get. into the term reconciliation because. that implies that there's something. wrong but there's nothing wrong.

so i was just saying. is there a chance we're gonna oh we're. opening. yeah we're opening for ben askren and. jake paul oh yeah yeah okay that's a. good gig. that's a great if you guys wrangled that. that's a great [ __ ] just get open for. that and it's not a physical fight it's. more of a screaming one yeah but so. they're kidding i'm joking yeah of. course yeah and so there's it's it's. it's. can people still listen old episodes yes. history hyenas is up forevers i. recommend you come over to long days. we're continuing the tradition of of uh.

you know that type of humor yeah and um. it's uh come over to hyenas or you can. go to hey uh uh chris has a podcast hey. babe or chaos so go to those if you want. to listen to us but yeah those episodes. of history are up forever but and. unfortunately that show ended. yes and it was a great show great show. and both of you guys are gonna do good. yeah separately i mean ben ben and me. are breaking up ben's gonna do his own. show. uh very soon and uh you know but we. we will still remain friends.

ben's gonna do his own show where he. will giggle. into a microphone. and i will do my own show i don't know. how to upload anything so i will just. scream at the sky. scream at this guy would be a great name. for a special yeah and i will scream at. the sky and just sit there and. figure it out i i don't ben literally. runs my life to the degree where i don't. know how money comes goes in or out of. my bank account i don't know how. anything happens. without ben i would literally have to.

take a class like a college course on. how to live yeah i just don't have a. clue no i don't understand how anything. works. ben understands how everything works. and that is. what we need more of to create jobs and. that is. laziness yes so yes because the jobs can. actually be done yes by. one person yeah or a computer right we. need to continue to get lazier and.

lazier to just hire someone to do. something else yes i agree right well. you need food tasters we believe in the. division of labor yes so. pretty soon you need to start hiring a. full staff to like one person person. cuts your toenails yes the other one. makes sure that your rabbit is rare you. like it rare. if it's a if it's a little past rare you. have someone else you've hired that gets. that meat thrown at him and his job is. to receive the meat in the face and. that's the way we create a new economy. um in america there needs to be uh.

yeah there needs to be some type of we. don't make anything any here's the thing. it's hard for us to understand how how. bad it is because we we you know it's. hard there's an old greek expression you. know the camel can't see his own hump. if you look at every asian city right. now they look like what our cities used. to look like at the dawn of the. industrial revolution like it's all. relative people looking up going wow. now in this tech world you look at those.

asian cities in malaysia and china. you're going wow because they're they're. they are the result of this era whereas. our cities are the demise from another. one they're the the it's like. they're like ours are museums right our. cities are museums they're not. functioning [ __ ] you know it's like. there's two what is it one tech hub it's. like sunnyvale san fran and now austin's. gonna be and the rest of them are just. pittsburgh. it's just hipsters running around.

selling coffee to each other. yeah there's no industry here it's. people moving into old factories and. making them into like barbecue. restaurants pretty soon there's gonna be. white women from here who are opening up. nail salons in china yeah that's gonna. happen soon yeah that's wild i'm ready. to move there and surrender tomorrow. yeah well we do need china to come in. here. and and and kick start the economy a. little bit yes we do need it because i. don't think i don't think people getting.

drown is all bad. truly yeah truly i think certain people. well we can't go down this road because. every time we've done a podcast in the. past because this happened people. haven't unearthed an old pocket as we. did when you're when your show was tim. dillon goes to hell yeah where we talked. about how we need a plague to come. wow. that's a great yeah and it happened and. then it happened. that's very interesting because we did. talk about that we did talk about so. when we're joking is saying hey china. should come here that might happen i.

told you how they're going to come here. dude they're going to come they're. coming and they're hitting malibu first. they're setting up their captain's. quarters and wrists reese witherspoon's. beach house. and then there's stormin pepperdine and. the hype house yeah they're gonna take. out taylor holden first. and they're gonna taylor holder but how. do you know who taylor holder is because. i watch wow talk to find out what the. kids are doing. very good that was amazing yeah i like. the low price brothers i think the lopez. brothers too are in hot water they're.

good dancers what they do not in hot. water on uh anthony kamiah's network. they're in hot water for talking to. teenagers. underage teenagers how old are they the. lopez brothers to me look they like they. can be anywhere between 15 and 35. [Laughter]. i don't know how old they are they're. 23. yeah and they were talking to like. 13 year olds right yeah and his younger. brother's 19. they danced it off though. they danced it off no comment dance off. that criticism they danced off the rush. that dirt off your shoulder.

yeah because the allegations came and. literally the older lopez brother uh. just doesn't he hate hannah stocking she. left him because he was trying to talk. to a 13 year old you know more about. this than us i do i do you know. everything giannis just comes in here. says he doesn't know anything and he. honestly is more about the drama of the. tick tock yeah both hannah and laylee. are besties yes yeah that's true they're. besties and they both were nerds when. they were younger and they loved people.

you know their old manager or their. current manager yeah i mean hannah. stocking. is getting close to 30. yeah and i think. when she turns 30. she's gotta what do you do. you can't be can you be can you be lit. on tick tock in your 30s. well those are she's a youtuber. uh and you can be in your 30s on youtube. yeah you could be in your 30s on youtube. you know uh jason nash is sweet guy he's. in his ministry tick tock is purely. pedophilia.

well it it if you're on tick tock. and you're like an older person you're. either bait or a pedophile you're doing. something something's up i tried to be. funny on tick tock for a little bit and. then i just gave up. because i was like i don't have it in me. even though i was doing decent like. we're like we tried for what two weeks. two weeks yeah two three weeks i mean. and then i just said i don't have an. ending. i don't even in me to like do another. one. do you like i just don't have it in me. like i built the instagram uh we built.

the twitter up i go i don't have it in. me to do. another. one right i don't have an image right. i feel that way about my podcast right. now yeah. like oh i got to do this all over again. yeah tick-tock was fun for two weeks. and that was it do you think what's. coming next. uh with this podcast boom is that there. will be like. a a lou perlman of podcasts who starts.

putting together like a new kids on the. black pack like podcast where he's. getting. he gets like one handsome one one. dangerous one one from this side of the. tracks. one closeted gay one yeah i could be i. think the podcast boom's about done. i think it's about over. and i think the good ones will survive. the ones that are funny. the ones that are interesting but i. think the idea that everybody having one. or celebrities just having them because.

they're bored yeah uh. is that's over right that's gonna go. away and i think the people that have. been in it for a while that are good at. it will stay and. they will evolve and they will keep. putting out good [ __ ] but i think the. idea of a podcast. as a vehicle. for people. is starting to turn i mean ben you you. you kind of pay a lot of attention to. stuff what do you think.

yeah yeah it's. it's it's definitely on its way out. there's there's way too many people with. way too many shows but i will say a lot. of those shows are just being ignored as. well right so tim's kind of right and. and i know you're joking about the. getting the ragtag young group of people. into the yeah but no one it doesn't work. right it just doesn't translate right. and that's what's going to be. interesting after the pandemic is over. will these big tick tock stars be able. to fill arenas without no no. no it's it the smart the smart.

kids. and i know some of them and i say smart. meaning they're in the right place the. right time and they have abs i don't. mean smart like they're contemplative. geniuses right i mean like they're smart. they found a way to parlay that into. something they're investing in companies. now and they're trying you know they're. launching energy drinks and every week. to have a fake company where they're. like fizzle pop and they just sell it to. the fan base of people and they try to. invest in as many companies and and you. know that's what they do because that's. the before tick tock there were kids on.

vine and all of those kids now uh live. in tents on the side of the 101 or. they're selling [ __ ] right or whatever. they're doing but like they didn't. parlay that fame which came very quickly. and without reason. uh. into anything and. that generation of people. uh just bombed out yeah and danny dobrik. turned it into something. yeah devin dobrik yeah devin dobrik.

yeah and a complex to sexual assault is. what he turned it into yeah well he but. he's what has he got ben how much money. do you think he has uh david. on there it says like 10 million 10 15. million yeah this is his net worth. yeah that's enough by thailand he had a. run i mean listen. i don't know we too you know the last. episode we talked about him a little bit. i don't know what but the smart ones. fall back realize they're not going to. be famous forever. start investing in [ __ ] and they try to. figure out ways to. you know.

you know keep keep stacking money but. it it's a short. burn because your fans are 12. right so. when your fans grow up and get. girlfriends and boyfriends and figure. out that they're human beings although. maybe that'll never happen now uh you're. out. with the tick-tock world just like you. were out on vine. just like a lot of people that were on. youtube were out remember that guy fred. ben you told us that guy fred on youtube. yeah he was like big i remember fred and. he used to do like the fast-forwarded. voice right like that's right his voice.

sound like that yeah i'm nine yeah now. what happened to fred he's done and he. came out of the closet he's he's he he. did come out here he did come out of the. closet which was big how do you know all. this giannis because um. pretends he doesn't know anything but he. knows everything i'm not a person who. sits there and reads science books. i'm someone who scrolls on my phone and. i'm my brain has been rotted just the. same as everybody else yeah you saw fred. at the grove ben yeah at the grove that. wasn't looking good this was like 2016.

2017. just getting ice cream well what's. the third act for fred there's really. nothing. he's getting blown in his sauna right. and he's at a he's at a russian bath. house yeah well good for him i mean. that's that's better than i was i will. say god bless him he made like three. films fred one two and three so you know. what was fred three like. was that starting to get a little weak. was fred three stretching a bit yeah. once he developed an adam's apple and. went through puberty like the gig was up. he had to stop. yeah it's a very interesting thing when.

you think about what happens to. i mean but some of the kind of stocking. you know she's very personable she's. funny she's you know she has nice things. about her i mean she's not patrice you. know what i whenever i say somebody's. funny on this everyone comes at me she's. no [ __ ] funny hey hey buddy relax. she's not carlin right she's funny to. her fans right and she's a personable. young lady who's not young. so i don't know what her gig is she'll. figure it out right.

she's doing like a she does like when he. comes it keeps going yeah whitney. cummings you will will keep going until. the end yeah. i mean just it's that charlton hessen. quote you want my gun out of my cold. dead hands. you want my followers like you know. they'll be like out of my cold dead. hands like these people are not going. away. until they do. how about like a sequel to cheers but. it's uh cvs pharmacy and everyone knows. your name it's like certain people.

walking like bills come in yeah and they. just they have our spot at the bar. and they're just they're just there. for them. by the way that's all that's left in. america you go in these cities the only. thing you have is pharmacies yeah so. many of them on every corner cvs a. walgreens like. sweet shop yeah yeah its pharmacies are. big yeah big farm is here pills are here. pills are here and and they got. everybody on them and i feel like yeah. if you're not taking pills.

if you're not taking pills you're not. working at buckies. well there'll be there'll be more. vaccines too it's like they'll be next. year's vaccine like they're not going to. stop no they'll be like they'll be like. a whole new industry yeah they'll be. like this is the next vaccine here's. your booster. you give wait till the racism vaccine. that's going to be fun. no you just get vaccinated against your. own thoughts yeah don't think that's not. going to come no i do i think they're. going to figure out a way to also remove. testosterone without making you a eunuch. yeah well big pharma will just come in.

and go um we found out you have a lot of. troubling thoughts and a lot of them are. are rooted in. systems of oppression but if you take uh. this pill. uh you can you can kind of be a modern. person and then there'll be certain. people who act out fantasies as the. other sex online. but. actual trans people in the real world. will find out about that and those will. be. the the new kind of everyone talking. about people none of them are trans it's. hilarious it's like most of these people.

that are out there talking it's like. they're not like a person who's. transitioned to the another gender. they're like a non-binary person or. they're like a person who's like i'm. just queer and call me this but you're. like well d like what have you like are. you are you walking the walk like at. least well that's what i'm saying they. will be mad that those people aren't. walking the walk and then they'll march. against them. i just can't wait because every year. some you know gay people now are like. your privilege and everything. soon people will turn on trans people.

soon disabled people will have their day. right and then soon it'll be like people. will. will will turn on them like everyone. will get turned on eventually everyone. who has we will turn around to a trans. person in a wheelchair eventually and go. you need to acknowledge your privilege. and you need to shut your mouth because. it'll just everyone's gonna have their. day in the sun and then that'll be yeah. everyone's getting sort of their 15. minutes of power right now it's kind of. instead of 15 minutes of fame it's like. 15 minutes of power it's like we can't. talk about you we can't say anything for. 15 minutes and it's like a.

merry-go-round of like every single. marginalized group is getting a little. taste of what it feels like to tell. people. people take like posters down for. volleyball because it's ableist yeah at. lycologists yeah and this is where we're. at it's a we're in a weird place they. tried to cancel a daddy daughter dances. oh wow and where i live they tried to. cancel daddy why because the gender. because uh it's not fair what if uh it's. a lesbian family it was all. hypotheticals too like there is no.

lesbian family what if there was two. women who had a kid but who cares they. could go to it yeah i say the one with. the short hair send her yeah right yeah. yeah who cares. yeah i don't. i don't know anymore man they've turned. gay culture into this like. unfun thing where you just have to. lecture people all the time about what. words to say and it's like what happened. to the [ __ ] and the fun and the drugs. and what happened to like who you are. who are you past being asian or gay now.

when you hear anyone open their mouth on. television it's like you know it's. coming you know it's coming like well. i'm korean or i'm who just did snl. danielle. daniel david dobrik. who just guessed it devin dobrik. he comes out and he had some funny jokes. with the first line he goes i'm black. and i'm brilliant. it's the first thing you gotta say. he's the first thing you gotta say is hi. yeah from a black panther or something. right yeah uh the black judas and the. black messiah oscar nominee okay was he.

in black panther am i racist i think he. was yeah okay. but yeah the first thing is i'm playing. it's like the first thing you got to say. is it's like hey. yeah i'd have to if i was hosting. against an ally i have to walk out and. go i'm gay yeah we there's no value in. having it easy you have to be able to. sell that you had it hard in some. make-believe way because things are so. that's sort of the flaw in freedom is. that we're free to complain right right. like the us saying how wrong things are. is evidence of how great things are.

because we're allowed to say how wrong. there i think lorne michael should nuke. snl at the end like when he's right. about to go out and just do one real. good one have louis like yeah that's a. great idea just nuke it with one really. good show that everyone will complain. about and hate and then just end it yeah. end it end it end it just do one good. one he's never gotten sick of that show. i mean he's going on what is it now how. many years i think like 45 45 years man.

45 years he owns a piece of almost. everybody who's gone through there after. a certain era he makes them all sign a. contract before they audition any movie. they do anything they do they just stole. someone else's sketch like they don't. they don't have anything. it's the end yeah it's like everybody. who submits a writing packet to that. yeah. it's all urban night at a club it's you. know they're about to get shut down by. the community board. and they're they're getting their last. that's what it is. that's what tv is it's urban night at. the club. that's what clubs do right before they.

get closed down. they cash in as much as they can it is. very true yeah and that's why they're. going like you know we're doing a. hispanic show that's what clubs do we're. doing black knight we're doing hispanic. yeah that's right before it closes. because that's the last that's the last. kind of. schtick pitch open mics and yeah that's. the last thing uh i started going to. florida i just want to live in florida. there's something nice about florida i. don't know what it is it's a dirty swamp. and everybody's accepted that life is. hell. and there's just something nice about.

that. flo not miami either not that [ __ ] i. don't want to go there i'm not trying to. do that but like the parts of florida. that get it i love my age i like it too. but it's too but people there believe. that things are gonna be like i'm. talking like i want to go somewhere. where people get like they're either on. a golf course or they're drunk at 4 pm. staring at their wife going who's gonna. drop first. like miami's just everyone's got their. tits out and everybody's like let's. we're making history and.

you know who's got the time for that no. but the thing about miami that's great. is there's very little wokeness it's all. superficial well that's why you need. coke and [ __ ] yeah you need people to. go on drugs and [ __ ] each other. otherwise if you take sex out of the. equation and tell everyone that they. can't get. can't like. you know what it starts to happen is. like i've seen gay people now are. miserable remember when gay people used. to be happy they used to [ __ ] yeah now. they're miserable okay people like you.

know what i've been feeling. is that and it's like why are you so. upset. you should be happy remember the geraldo. bit he's like i'm a little i want gay. guys to get married because i'm a little. sick of their carefree lifestyle. it's we've turned it into a misery it's. like a miserable and there's no the. discrimination is is no longer real i. mean yeah okay so okay somebody in. arkansas said you were fagging because. you you wore dressed to chick-fil-a okay. yes sorry bad [ __ ] happens. bad [ __ ] happens people have small minds.

but but also like. the discrimination has gone down it's. gone really really yeah yeah and so. instead of celebrating that we've. invented pretend discrimination fake. discrimination and gay people are now. just miserable. they're miserable people. yeah and they're miserable people and. they don't even they're not getting. married like everybody fought for. marriage and they're like [ __ ] that. we're not even going to do that. and they're like well we want to be able. to adopt kids how many of them are doing. that nobody's even doing that so they go.

let's just be miserable and then they're. like well let's not go out and [ __ ]. have fun let's go and tell everybody. that what pronouns should be in their. bio and they should apologize for. imperialism and everything like that and. it's like. how long do you have on this planet how. long do you think you have on this. planet. how miserable do you want it to be. yeah and it just made me think that. woody allen documentary was probably the. worst advertisement for a doctor i mean. he has done. horrible things for adoption people are.

now going i [ __ ] i would adopt this kid. but i don't want it to [ __ ] my boyfriend. [Laughter]. she adopted eight kids from yeah just by. the numbers one of them. she adopted a like a thai sex party. i mean she adopted am i wrong like she. adopted a tie you know. what do you think is gonna happen yeah. with every new adopted rescued cambodian. she increased the chances that her.

boyfriend was gonna [ __ ] she's like. woody meet the new one fung ling. meet fun ling i mean he has really hurt. there's a lot of kids who could be. rescued from the jungle but now people. are having second thoughts because they. don't want their husband to [ __ ] one of. those pharaoh in that doc and woody is. probably guilty right yeah he seems. guilty he looks guilty he looks okay he. looks like a guy who's coveting your. daughter it's like every move he made is. about that but mia farrow in that. documentary also looks. really bad like.

did no one at the adoption agency i. guess because she's rich don't care but. did did anyone go do you need an eighth. like did anyone stop her and go how many. of these are you going to have right. here what are you going to do it's sort. of like she needed a bartender just said. you've had enough yeah you cut her off. yeah cut her off cut her off at the. eighth sex slave she adopted. and brought over here yes i mean you. can't just keep conti you can't. keep continuing to adopt endlessly in.

perpetuity you need to build a wall at. some point and close the border build a. role around your own family yeah. i think texas may soon build a wall. against californians. yeah it's like a real [ __ ]. uh you know and it's funny because they. are all of them are living here and. collecting california unemployment which. is hilarious everyone's like secretly. collecting california unemployment well. the pandemic ends uh new york and la. will retain their prominence i think to. a degree but i also believe that like.

because the world is so decentralized. now. there is going to be a little shift and. i i don't know how big that shift is. going to be it's anyone's guess but i i. do think people people are tired. of. uh but new york is is amazing. california's amazing but people are also. just tired of the eye those two cities. are amazing ideas that aren't. functioning right now in the way like. it's like new york it's like if you can. make it here you can make it anywhere. but the but it's like yeah but you can't.

make it here and also california's got. no point now where it's like it it it's. such the difference between the. california you know from tv and movies. and the real california is such a stark. contrast that people are starting to go. hey [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] this like what. is this we're getting. robbed here. and we're not getting anything out of it. and this place is an idea and the idea. is now a bad idea yeah and a lot of the. laws in these liberal places now. unfortunately are just being written by.

sort of utopian notions. well it's like. yeah it's like uh yeah it's like uh like. you told me there's a law in california. you can't shoot someone if they enter. your house if you yeah you can't have to. prove that you tried to run away yeah. you got to try to run away if they try. to kill you yes. so i mean that's so you could get sued. or go to jail for killing someone who. broke into your house we have people in. congress right now that think we should. abolish not not defund which is also. [ __ ] but for other reasons but like. abolish any type of police are you.

talking when you say people in congress. are you talking about the squad people. like that but there's other people out. there there's more than just those four. and there are people that go we should. just send social workers out to like the. scene of. a brutal rape or whatever and i know. everyone's going to be like no but cops. don't do anything for rape it's like. sure but let's say they saw one in. progress i think some of them would do. something and the idea that a social. worker is going to be able to help when. social work is like a pretend job.

i think we should do it though. let it go for a year. just make sure it's filmed let the purge. yeah just want to see it like just make. sure we can see the social worker show. up in his khaki shorts or his khaki. pants. with his. sperry topsiders or just some old fat. black woman who shows up with a. clipboard and starts asking questions. and asks if they have symptoms or what. medications they're on.

and uh have they heard of fema and can. we get you know. sectioned. it's like every. like person i know. who had had no clue. like got into social work or psychology. which is the other fake dignity like i. asked people like what are you studying. you know psychology i'm like oh you have. no you have no clue uh i worked in. social work and there's two types of. social workers at least in the cities at. least in new york. it's like. like. church-going black women right right. who like you know.

uh. who do good and then the other is like. the. stupidest child in a jewish family right. like right he might have got dropped or. something. and he's just open-hearted and he wears. khakis and he has like sensible shoes. with rubber soles. he's got three shirts yeah yeah and he's. just he always has a rash and he just. shows up he just shows up and they just. you just always you're always filling.

out. like. what medications are on and just asking. questions what medications are you on. right and you just you never fix. anything because you can't right that's. the thing that people don't understand. you can't fix it you just kind of are. there. to. have a job. yeah just you're just constantly asking. of what medications you're on yeah and. if we should uh change that. and then once in a while you get a. coffee mug thrown at your head and you. call 9-1-1. and nothing's fixed.

nothing can nobody gets better none of. the therapies work. you know. i worked in an sro and you know we took. homeless people up the street and then. what those people did who had apartments. in the street is they started bringing. garbage in from the street into their. apartment this is true story they wanted. to live in the street. they enjoyed some of them would. disappear and live on the street for a. little bit right and then you'd ask them. what medications they were on and then. it would be next tuesday and you'd ask. them what medications they were on yeah.

it's. mental health care in this country is. really just a non-event it's just uh no. one cares. yeah i mean. my point is is like social workers it's. a very noble job everyone should do it. uh i there it should be like a college. credit you learn a lot you you it gives. you empathy it lets you know that some. mental illness a lot of times makes. people lose their jobs also or or live. on the street also no family a lot of us. don't realize like without family if. your family disappears there's a good.

not not everyone's just gonna be a pull. you're up by pull yourself up by your. own bootstraps type of independence. nobody's gonna be not everyone's p diddy. who's gonna create his own [ __ ] right. you know but no that's with the. libertarians that go hey man we're gonna. hey just start a paper route figure it. out start a job yeah you know. nobody everyone doesn't know some of our. ideas are like yeah that would have been. good had that been what we started at. yeah we're here now yeah so. excited lewis j gomez didn't start gas. digital i mean yeah yeah dave smith will.

be yelling about libertarian values into. a cup right and louis is amazing loses. success story lewis is one of those guys. who like can do it yeah but so many. people in the world can't do it everyone. needs a little help is my point like. it's not that sort of ideal that just. pulls you even billionaires yes and. that's i think billionaires they need. people to rob that's why. the government gives all these big. realtors in new york all these. development companies in new york city. they give them tax abatements so they. can build condos and tribeca with. floating bathtubs that's important it's.

just super important to have people have. a shower with 19 heads in it. and and and don't worry don't think that. the tent cities are a problem i think we. need limestone. and. you know venetian marble flown in. and keep the tenses give them addresses. they should just [ __ ] get mail. no it was a problem i knew things were. like taking a turn. when like um. people were starting to say things in. new york they were going like.

this house is 20 million dollars to go. but it's not yet in the ultra luxury. market and i'm like wait a minute what. is the ultralight and they're like well. that's 50 million and above i'm going. and then you look at who's buying his. apartment it was all like dictators and. blood money and [ __ ] people that. poisoned rivers and zambia people that. were wanted at the hague for war crimes. but those are people that get things. done yeah they do things that's my point. i was making about social workers is. like kids who've never done social work.

don't understand that empathy. is in perpetuity it never ends you show. up every day how do you feel tell me how. you're feeling what are your medications. you know tell me how you feel and all is. it that never ends right at some point. you have to go what are we gonna do. right and that's not what social workers. do right they never go what are we gonna. do they always go tell me about your. feelings what medications are you on so. it's like at some point you need a cop. to do something at some point you need. force or an action to move something you.

can't just perpetually be. uh empathetic nothing gets done if. everyone's just talking and making sure. everyone's okay that's a good point yeah. johnny long days johnny [ __ ] long. days what i'm trying to say is replace. even uh not go we shouldn't we shouldn't. replace cops with social workers we. should replace social workers with more. cops yeah. we should get rid of the social workers. and. give them more cops yeah yeah i think. someone should walk in and put a gun on.

the table. [Laughter]. that would be funny if that was the. counter march instead of like defund the. police were like no. don't replace replace the social workers. with more cops. militarize the social workers military. give the social workers guns yeah give. them guns give them guns a good idea. give them a badge and guns and just. swear them in like a western women and. those unsuccessful jewish guys guns. deputize those social workers now.

tell people where they can find you. uh they could find me uh. on unemployment no. they could find me. they could find me if anyone asks named. rogan in austin. um now you can find me on uh twitter uh. you know instagram you know just listen. to long days i hope you guys come over. start listening to the podcast. and um just yeah you can uh subscribe to. it on itunes or spotify or you could.

watch it on youtube. giannis was the guy we did. this is hilarious we did say a plague. like we needed a plague yeah that was. crazy it was crazy and people were. sending it to me going like holy [ __ ]. you guys. called what was what was happening i. thought they were like [ __ ] around. then i watch it i'm like oh no they're. dead deadly serious another thing. they're sending me recently is somebody. posted a live in gotham said i did where. i apparently said in the year 2022.

i said in the joke 2022 china china is. going to attack. so they're saying that i'm saying that. if they attack in 2022 i called it an. alive and gotham joke i think you i. think you called it two years late. yeah. i think this was it. i think there's gonna be an hr meeting. at the tim dillon show i. think ladies and gentlemen thank you for. listening we appreciate it tim dillon. ben every go follow you honest papas. yani long days on youtube patreon.

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