#237 - Buy The Dip | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show what a week it's been. you can't even get a good scam going in. this country anymore and it's not even a. scam. ironically what's being what's happening. if you followed. anything uh is that uh you know. people uh are trying to buy stock. in a free market um and they're trying. to buy companies like gamestop and amc. and nokia these are not companies that. are under investigation. and um they have pushed the prices of.

these stocks up. forcing all the hedge fund managers and. hedge funds that have shorted these. stocks. to cover their bets and they're not. happy about it. so it's it's it's really these. independent day traders. versus you know the goliath uh. institutional big banks hedge fund. people. and it's been it's been unfolding for. the last few days one of the most. interesting things in finance. that has probably ever happened in. history and people are lining up on. either side of it dave portnoy. uh when elon musk seemed to be for this.

kind of. you know um disruption and then you have. people like elizabeth warren who's a. fraud. which we know saying things like. casino-like swings and stock prices of. gamestop reflect. wild levels of speculation that don't. help game stops. workers or customers and could lead to. market instability. what a word market instability. today i told the sec to explain what. it's exactly doing to prevent market. manipulation so if you had. any illusion that people like elizabeth.

warren wanted you to make any money. you now that illusion has been smashed. permanently. they don't want you to make any money. they don't care. they want they may want you vaccinated. but they don't want you to have. any [ __ ] money okay elizabeth warren. does not want you to have money. to better your life and the life of your. family okay. remember everyone who is against this. remember everybody that came out. and said that this was egregious and it. leads to market instability.

and it's uh what it really is is people. trying to wrestle back. a little bit of power not even a lot a. tiny bit of power. from these oligarchs and they won't have. it they can't do it. they won't let you do it gamestop gets. to 400 they halt trading. right yeah they halt it robin hood app. the guy stopped selling uh. amc they stopped selling gamestop and. i'm in amc a little heavy and uh. you know i didn't get into gamestop. early enough um. but this is uh the biggest disruption.

the market seen in a very long time. and and people like elizabeth warren are. coming out and going we know what's best. for you. and what's best for you is that you make. the money that we say you make. we're fighting to get you another dollar. an hour at your. shitty slave wage job don't worry about. it. we're trying to get you that and we. might get you a little fake health. insurance too we might get your pretend. insurance. how about that you'll sleep easier with. pretending shirts. but don't ever think you can get into.

the game with the big boys because they. own us. it's it's absurd and uh. i of course um have no illusions about. uh i unfortunately i think people should. hold these stocks if you can. push hold their feet to the fire keep. doing that. um and we're just going to keep seeing. this they're going to make it harder and. harder. they'll introduce some new regulation. they'll say there's a certain net worth. requirement. to trade probably they're going to play. around with all these things i mean you.

have hedge fund managers crying on cnbc. leon cooperman's in tears on cnbc be. like i care. i care that's why i'm upset it's because. i care. do you care leon cooperman. um but yeah i mean and they keep. bringing him on he's like freaking out. yeah he's always freaking out he's. freaking out. this will end badly for who. by the way it's been ending badly for. the american people.

every day for the last [ __ ] 40 years. now it might end badly for you and your. friends. they don't want you in the hamptons. folks they don't want you at their. country club. and then he goes well i voted for biden. i voted my values over my pocketbook. i just want to make sure everybody knows. that i voted for biden you know. um it is really interesting to watch. this all unfold. and these guys are coming out.

and they're crying. i mean they're they're tearing up at the. idea of this. at the thought of people exercising the. freedom. to buy securities on an app like. robinhood is making these people cry. because they care about you remember. that. they're they're you're making money and. they're crying. because they care about you. it would be like if you walked in with a.

winning. scratch off and you won 30 grand. and everyone you told started crying. you're going this isn't the way it. should work. this what about the fundamentals what. well what about necessary market. functions. what they manipulate prices all the time. they inflate things. they short they do everything okay they. care nothing about rules laws. all they care about is winning and. having more money than you.

so when you start to [ __ ] up their money. they get on cnbc and. cry and say that this is bad for the. system it's not gonna end. badly uh and just be honest about it. tell people why it's not gonna end badly. tell people why it's gonna end real bad. just look at cnbc look at the host of. cnbc go. we'll do another 911. straight up tell. them they go we're prepared to go to. full we'll release more pandemics we're. working with somebody right now and. we're going to do another we're going to.

do a. real coronavirus soon it's going to be. bad not that this one's not real but. they're like we're gonna do. the plague the next thing we're gonna. try is to plague. i'm on clubhouse now which is a new app. that uh i have invites to and none of. you are getting invites. uh clubhouse is an invite-only app it's. drop-in audio chat. it's a social network that's based on. your voice where people around the world. come to network talk to each other.

have open conversations about the issues. of the day. and i was sponsored by michael gruen who. is a. uh bitcoin guy also he owns the uh. sway house which is a tick-tock house in. los. angeles and he's a very funny guy who uh. is very successful entrepreneur and he. brought me on. and everybody on there not everybody but. a lot of people on there are. entrepreneurs. venture capitalists investors. people that uh have come up with very.

successful apps. really really successful people in the. tech space. and a lot of the rooms are very fun we. goof around they bring me on i'm like. you know they invite me as a speaker i'm. a comedian i throw in a funny line. every few minutes but reality i listen i. listen. and some of the conversations are very. interesting and informative and some of. them are terrifying. because you're meeting your captors. truly you're. you're getting into a they're running. the world. they're going to run the world they're. going to win when they talk they have. this very cold.

blooded like you know some of them say. well you know we have to put guard rails. up online. don't we and you're like god they're. going to win it's terrifying but they're. going to win. but it really is for a guy like me i'm. listening to my cat. it would be like if there was an app in. the 1800s where. slaves could ask questions to their. masters. so you're shackled in a barn and you get. to go on an app and go. what do we think tomorrow is it field. tomorrow and they go.

well production has been very low and we. do blame the weather but a lot of that. is because we feel that the manpower is. lacking so we are going to get in the. field tomorrow. and then we're going to try to. streamline that we're going to really. try to cover all of our bases i think. what's really important is that we build. an infrastructure. and then you're sitting there as a slave. and yeah that sounds good and one day. i'll be a master. i'm going to own a plantation one day. and i'll shackle people up in a barn. and tell them what they can and can't. say and how they can say it it is a. little terrifying on there and it's fun.

and it's funny but when you hear these. people talk. um they love the penta i mean they. they're they're gushing one guy goes. there's gonna be a pandemic now every. five years. it's just the way the world is now it's. just the way the world is. everyone's gonna have to wear masks. forever we were sharing way too many. germs before. everybody stay in your house stay online. and use our app use our app the world is. now different. and all the things that can make the.

world livable. coincidentally are all the things we've. invested in. isn't that nice don't go outside there's. new strains every day is another strain. the andromeda strain. they're all coming from brazil from. africa yeah it's coming. they're all coming the strains won't end. and then these people on this app are. talking about the new world that. everyone will live in which will be. digital forever.

it is the dystopian nightmare that you. feared they are preparing it for you. as you sleep truly they are and not to. sound too crazy about it. but when you hear these people talk and. they're they're not emotional. it's very cold it's calculated they're. just like this is how it is now. we're living in the world of pandemics. we're going to get one all the time. they're going to be here and in order to. live with this new world we're going to. have to distance. we're going to have to use this our. infrastructure that we've built.

this is what you have to use you have to. be online all the time using our apps. to make a living to do anything and by. the way. if you get a little wacky we're gonna. delete you delete and where are you. gonna go. there's nowhere for you to go there's. nowhere for you to go because you're. gonna get another strain. don't walk into an office the strains. coming as that's the strain from. pakistan.

it's the pakistani strain so you have no. other option. you know create your own twitter people. went on parlor they said ab [ __ ] that. well you can make money in the market if. you want buy stocks. ah [ __ ] that we'll turn that off. and pretty soon and it's already. happening it's like. you know we'll just start deleting you. your ability to to earn a living. if we so choose this is enforced. compliance.

and the guys that are on the other side. of that guy's like eric weinstein who's. on clubhouse all the time he's a. really brilliant guy he talks you know. 19 20 hours a day on clubhouse every day. and it's still not enough you know it's. like tulsi gabbard was in a room with. him and somebody would ask her a. question and he'd. they'd be like tulsi what's it like. running a presidential campaign. weinstein jumps in he's like. here's what tulsi learned you're like. wait what but. he's he is an ally right eric weinstein. actually doesn't want this and you hope. that he wins but i don't know if he will. because the other side seems to be very.

uh competent and they seem to be. and this is just listening on this app. which i spent three or four hours on a. night. because it's [ __ ] fascinating i do a. little joke every now and then everybody. goes oh tim's a comedian. isn't that funny uh but they i'm a roach. in there they look at me like a. i'm like a jester that they bring out. like hey make everyone laugh and then. we're gonna talk about uh you know the. type of shackles that we get that's. gonna go right around the arm. yeah we got a good one we're saving. money on metal so the chain the chain. we're switching from metal we're gonna.

do an elastic chain it's like a polymer. so you feel like you can go somewhere. but it snaps you back. so and that's what they talk about and. then every now and then i come in and i. make a joke and i'm like. you know i'm like well what around my. polymer chain and they go. but it to to listen to them it's it's. it's a little. uh disturbing it's a little disturbing. how. intuit they are in terms of like. you know this pandemic there's no end in. sight and never will be. there's never going to be and again it's.

not this like. vast conspiracy this is how these. [ __ ] make their money. this is how they're gonna make their. money and they're gonna pretend that. they're the greatest people that have. ever lived. and they've ushered humanity into this. new era of not being able to leave your. home or speak. and it's for your own good they're. crying on cnbc. because they're worried about you. because they care about you. you're not going to be able to speak or. buy stocks or leave your house. because they care don't ever forget that.

this. is wrapped up in altruism in a way that. like nothing ever. finance guys are like cuddly care bears. compared to the tech people finance guys. are like yeah we're here to rob you. they're they're clumsy they're idiots. this fat [ __ ] on cnbc's crying. he's clearly a goon you can identify him. and go goon. they wear pinstripe suits i mean they. might as well be the monopoly guy you. could see them coming a mile away. these finance guys or even though. they're in their jeans now these hedge. fund douchebags. with their [ __ ] aviators you still. can see them and know. but the tech people really are utopians.

they are creating a new world and they. just might let you live in it. they just might let you live in that. world. for a little bit until you get visibly. upset. you know and that's when they're gonna. have to get you out of there. that's where they're gonna have to open. the trap door and you're. done and you hear that when somebody. said to me this was a big. big person who said we need to put guard. rails up online.

i get a little heart flutter a little. palpitation i'm like what do you mean by. that. and then later on a guy comes in and. goes listen we're gonna have another. pandemic every five years. so we're never gonna be able to go back. to living the way we used to live we. shared way too many germs. work is gonna be exclusively from home. you're gonna have to use these uh. applications. this is the way we're gonna do things. now this is the wave of the future. friends are gone unless they're digital. i mean it's really wild. uh to to hit you know the vaccines are.

coming. uh and some of them we need without a. doubt. but they're coming there'll be 12 of. them you won't know which one to get. everyone there'll be different vaccines. different vaccine for every season it'll. be like fashion week. with needles what's the spring line look. like. you know are you getting a summer. vaccine what's to some you know. gucci will start making them soon. they'll have vaccines from everybody. and and that's it and public health. policy. and and tech policy is all going to be.

fused together. and it's all going to be to help you. it's going to be it's all going to be. for you. that's all and there's going to be a. cartel of companies that you have to do. business with to exist on this planet. and if you choose not to and i remember. when like you know i would talk to. people and this was. years ago and we've even talked to them. on the show where they'd go no what's. coming is fully autonomous. cities where everything is delivered to. you via drone you you don't really need. to leave if you leave there's like a. park you can go to.

uh that'll be monitored there'll be. cameras everywhere you're gonna be. listened to. uh the alexa will just be the beginning. every single uh appliance in your house. will be a smart appliance to listen to. everything you say. they'll they'll use that information to. market things to you which will be. delivered by drone. and then if you go on let you know. there'll be social credit scores similar. to china. uh are you a team player or are you. disgruntled are you anti-social. and what the line of that is just. because they're going to keep moving it. so you keep moving the line of is of.

what's considered anti-social. what's considered a problem and it's. just. it'll stifle all art which is already. dead. let's be very honest there's there's. very few things out there that you go. god is that. good god was that good it's gonna be. what you see now tick tock people. dancing. you know buy the merch i'm gonna dance. in a stairwell. in a mansion and that's it that's what. you're gonna get you'll get movies. that are a little more than spawn con.

you're gonna just get spon con. you know so yeah it'll be vaccine spon. con. you'll just watch your favorite avenger. get vaccinated. even the hulk needs a shot don't worry. it's coming. folks being on this app for three. [ __ ] days. it's coming tomorrow it's not coming in. six months or a year. it's here you just don't know it yet i'm. telling you right now. if you sell your stuff online you're. definitely in the right business most. people are shopping online because there.

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what is a civilian really what what does. a civilian mean. isn't anyone a threat i'm not gonna ask. why you got out of the military. i'm not gonna ask how we got out of the. military it's uh it's uh who cares. i start going nuts i'm not gonna ask you. some of the things he did. were leaked out by edward snowden i'm. not going to get into that doesn't. matter. he served the country and now he makes. underwear and. the underwear is good so it does not.

matter. you know what what whatever happened. whatever he was involved in. doesn't matter i don't need to i'm not a. perfect person are you a perfect person. no no. no that's all that's all i'm saying i'm. sure this guy did everything on the up. and up. you know you're throwing a couple of. beers with the down with the guys from. blackwater. maybe you're going to the town you raise.

a little hell maybe you raise a little. hell over there. i'm not i'm not i'm not a rat. i'm not somebody who's gonna you know i. don't know what happened. doesn't matter move on. as he clearly has it's great. here we go me ranting about my thoughts. and feelings point. is that i love this underwear and they. pay me to promote them but they could. have left after my last ad read. because because they didn't because it.

was funny right because that's. here's the reality they don't mind what. i say right. that's what we like they're fans of. comedy support them because of that. you know what i mean who cares. that it may or may not be run by a. genocidal maniac. like colonel kurtz from apocalypse now. doesn't matter. doesn't matter women in chip women and. children.

they can carry bombs like everyone else. do you get that a toddler. can be as devastating as a as a. as a a regular man so they gotta go. that's all that's what i'm trying to say. this guy. served his country. did he lock chelsea manning in a cell. maybe. but it's not my business what he did.

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you're a biological essentialist i'm. telling you right now. this disease has gotten to the brain. it's spread it's like a doctor sitting. down and going. the disease has spread there's not going. to be any let up. really and i was like so. taken back by how cold and calculated. um a lot of these people are in these. apps and how they really. truly believe that they're doing the. right thing for you. they truly believe that they actually.

believe it. it's not like a bunch of wall street. guys in the room going hey we're getting. over. it's true believers it's a cult and they. believe that the world should look a. certain way. and if you fit into that you fit into. that and if you do not fit into that you. are going away. you're gonna go away and. you know i mean this these articles come. out we've talked about it with whitney. webb but you know where they go listen. you're gonna own nothing you're gonna be. happy you're not gonna own a car. you won't own a house good luck you. might not own stock you're not gonna own.

a business. you won't own your own body soon because. he'll tell you what has to go into that. what's allowed what's not allowed. um and this is the future and i've never. been more convinced of it than spending. time on that. and the app is fun it's fun. hearing how it's gonna happen isn't that. sick. it's actually fun hearing how they're. gonna get ya. it's amusing it's better than tv. stop watching ozark listen to your.

captors. they're telling you they are telling you. you don't. need the next season but to marty and. wendy figure out. who cares these people are telling you. how they're going to shackle you to a. floorboard. listen to them i'm telling you don't. make the mistake. don't make the mistake of ignoring them. when they talk don't. ignore what is going to be the future of. your life. and your children's life i wish it.

wasn't fun. because it is fun going huh that's a. good idea. how are you going to remove. all my freedom little by little and i'll. thank you for it. i'll thank thank you thank you for this. that's what they want elizabeth warren. wants you to thank her for telling you. you can't make any money. she wants you to come and say thank you. for protecting me from. prosperity thank you for protecting me. from earning a dollar.

thank god i was about to earn forty. thousand dollars. and maybe paid down some student debt. and help my mother out. thank christ you got in the way of that. i mean that's truly where we're at now. as a country. but that clubhouse that man it's a lot. of fun except our friend keeps ruining. it. we have this friend alex who keeps. rooting and he jumps into every room. you got to get invited to these rooms. and i want new friends i want to be. friends with the captors.

i want to be friends with them these. some of these people are so young. they're in their early 20s. they started a hedge fund at like four. years old very wealthy yeah the. instagram. picture is like them tongue kissing joe. biden these people are connected. i want those they're i want to be. friends with them. i want to be friends with the captors. so every now and then they could they. could let me out of the cage. and i'll do a dance and then they bring. me right back in and i go. can i can i stay on the property tonight. they go not tonight.

back in the cage but we really enjoyed. the show and i go okay. thank you cause you'll say thank you. thank you and then go please vaccinate. tim on the way back so he forgets. everything that happened. but i'm trying to make friends and then. alex. keeps ruining it by jumping in and not. shutting his goddamn mouth. shut your mouth alex i'm known a little. bit on this thing i'm a comedian so like. sometimes they let me in the rooms and. they wouldn't know who i am some of them. know who i am because i've done rogue in.

a bunch they're all like we want rogan. to be on clubhouse i spoke to him he. said i'm busy mom [ __ ] that mom. yeah you're never gonna get he's never. gonna be on clubhouse dummy. but like we're talking to tulsi on there. and we're talking eric weinstein it's a. lot of fun. it's the future. and it's fun but some of those rooms in. there you're like. whoo it's gonna get. interesting going forward it will but. i wish we didn't have someone ruining it. all the time.

as a side note my aunt is not thrilled. uh with the direction of the show. i don't know why but i've heard that. from several family members. she's not thrilled with the direction. we've gone in i don't know. i don't know what upset her did she not. like the ads. i don't get it we're also moving to. austin texas. yes i don't know if we've said that. we're leaving we're gone. we're done we tried we gave it we gave.

it the old college try. you know yeah i mean i haven't i didn't. go to college but i gave it a try. and everyone i know every smart person i. know every big. uh youtuber i talk to them and a lot of. them. are out a lot of them are leaving uh. you know pick the reason there's 25. we. wanted to stay here to collaborate with. people yes. they're not going to be here costs a lot. of money to live in the state cost of. living is high. tax burden is high there's less and less.

to do. you know what are we gonna do gotta go. gotta go. and now hearing being in clubhouse for. future i'm like oh yeah. i don't know i i could wake up tomorrow. and have no career i could wake up. tomorrow and just you know. log on to everything and be like he's. done they might do it after this. they might be like we let him in and. then he's [ __ ] that mother fat. fat [ __ ] he said some things. so i don't know but being in a career. like the one that i have. and knowing what's coming down the pike.

makes me want to. go down to a state where i can live. simpler less expensive rock out as much. as i can. make a lot of funny videos make a lot of. uh. do a lot of fun podcasts go out and do. live shows maybe make longer form stuff. and uh you know until uh you know they. turn the lights out. we don't know when they're gonna turn. the lights out but they're gonna turn. the lights out you know. and i don't know when it's going to be. i'm hoping it's in five years i hope i. get a little run and then maybe we'll.

have live we'll be able to do live you. you'll have to come see us. live and if you have 12 vaccinations. you'll be able to sit in a room and then. hear people speak i don't know what's. going to happen. but i mean eventually everything will be. a pejorative that can get you thrown. offline i mean if you call someone fat. they'll go bullying out. what that's what's gonna happen no. matter what you say. call someone a woman misgender someone. by mistake. out what's amazing about these tech. people is they're all very rich. and they're all they're all very. invested in the idea.

that they're the good guys so in order. to be the good guy when you're making. all of the money in a society with a lot. of inequality and i'm not even i'm not a. marxist i'm not saying that. you shouldn't be able to make money but. i'm saying the cognitive dissonance you. have to have. to make a billion dollars and then have. your head hit the pill and go. i'm the good person here like i'm part. i'm a force for good. in order to be a force for good you have. to clean up everything else around you. which is are people being mean don't be.

mean. yes i have a billion dollars and you. don't have shoes but don't be mean. that's what it is so they're basically. like we're the. we're the homeowner we're a task force. it's like if the whole monitor of your. school. showed up in a bentley and. walked into school with gold teeth and a. chain. and stood in the hall and and and your. school was like a school that was. falling apart. and nobody and the teachers had to spend.

money uh. on school supplies because they didn't. get support from the administration and. after my little rant about teachers. thank you for the dms. uh but it's like that type of school and. the kids are on a school lunch program. and everyone's broke and busted. and shot and your whole monitor shows up. in a rolls royce. and just gets out and like you and your. buddy. are teasing each other walking down the. hall. you know maybe you and him maybe he's. chinese.

and and you're uh black and you're. you're making fun of each other. okay because that's what people do they. make fun of each other and kids. aren't good comedians they're not me so. they do. base level comedy you know and also by. the way. if you continue to do that comedy you. can make 100 million dollars so. uh they do base level comedy you're. black you're asian whatever and they say. it you know. and then the whole monitor goes what the. [ __ ] did you say. i go dude it's my friend we're going to. class and she's like the [ __ ] you are. going to class.

and then you go hey not for nothing but. you've got a rolls royce. and you've got gold teeth and like we're. [ __ ] here the school barely. exists the teachers are overworked. nobody has any goddamn money. we can't even afford books our parents. are on opioids. can you let us kid around from class to. class which we don't even [ __ ] learn. anything in any way. can you let us kid around in the hall no. and then she he or they.

gets in their rolls and drives to their. mansion puts their head on their [ __ ]. 10 000 thread count whatever cotton. sheet. and goes thank god i fought the good. fight today. that's what the tech world is they're. all. hall monitors in a [ __ ] crumbling. school. and they're telling everybody that's. walking around they can't have any. goddamn. fun now i'm not saying you should be.

able to. threaten to kill people and burn down. houses online though i have. uh i'm not saying that but i think that. you should have the freedom to explore. ideas and. uh that's the example that comes to mind. because that's what they feel like they. feel like the. the parental monitor. at the school dance where they're like. well these kids don't know what's going.

on. these kids if they were worthy of making. their own decisions. they'd have a billion dollars that's. what that whole monitor looked at those. kids went. if you could decide what you could say. to each other and what you guys could. handle. you'd have a rolls royce outside but yet. out you're broke. so you clearly don't know what the. hell's going on i'll have to come in and. tell you. because i care about you and now we've. kicked you out of the school and now you. get to go live on the street. because i care because god forbid. somebody else heard that little exchange.

you had in the hall. and killed themselves because they heard. that so we're protecting that. phantom metaphorical situation that. hasn't happened. and we're gonna destroy your very actual. life to protect from the idea that. someone somewhere might one day. kill themselves because of what you said. so that's where we're at that's where. we're at there's there i can't really. start talking about. i'll be this they will kick me off this. soon probably within a few weeks but. i just want to get a few weeks because.

it is fun. but i'm not i would never disclose what. someone said in a private thing and i. want. and i will never in a private uh uh. private i would never disclose what they. say although i think i have on this show. now four times. but not who they are and really not. their exact quotes. i've you know removed those and ands and. ors. because i get it it's a closed circle. i'm i'm probably so off this but.

what are you gonna do what am i gonna be. a venture capitalist come on. um yeah it's like i just look at. uh and there are people that don't agree. with these people by the way on there. and there is a movement in tech. that they don't want this and there are. good guys just like there are people in. the cia that's like let's not [ __ ] the. kids. maybe we shouldn't just go into. countries and i don't know overthrow. governments that that country elected. and maybe we shouldn't do that. and then those people of course you know. go away.

they disappear but there is a movement. intact for people that want. like more freedom and they they. understand comedy and they like. comedians and they want. fun and as long as you're not really. trying to. hurt somebody and doxing them and. threatening them and. you know putting their information out. there and organizing an online mob to go. kill them or whatever which i can i. didn't do. with the [ __ ] people in the desert. enough. um we know that there's instances where. you know you can't commit crimes online.

right you can't. go like let's go kill betty we know that. but there's also this huge gray area. with all that stuff and. there are people from the weinstein crew. i think peter thiel and all those guys. and yes. yes yes whitney webb yes they're. probably cia shows. but you just gotta choose your demons. honey like i love her to death but like. you gotta choose your demons what are we. doing here. you gotta choose your demon it's never. not gonna be a demon. i know all of you like to live in this.

world where demons don't run everything. good go terraform and maybe do that on. another planet. but in this world you better choose. the ones you like better choose the ones. you like. that's it you could be a bill gates guy. i was. hey sheldon adelson worked for me he's. like casinos. we're going to kill ya but come to the. casino. bill gates is like we're going to kill. you but he can't even leave home i'm. like at least let's go to the casino.

can we go to the casino i don't know. much about sheldon i know he also did. horrible things. don't type out a long youtube car. sheldon adelson actually owned private. prison i know. sheldon adelson you know but it is a. picky demons thing here. so i do think that peter thiel who's. like a gay silicon valley. like unwoke dude right seems to be. maybe maybe the interests align more. with his. clique than the blue haired tech. i don't know i mean it's scary and then.

the white woman it's very scary on there. the successful white woman is there a. scarier. uh uh archetype of human being than the. billionaire. white [ __ ] you're gonna go to jail. they're putting you in jail. the billionaire white woman who's like. you know it's just very important to me. that we're really you know. margin you know you know elevating. marginalized voices i want to connect. with young entrepreneurs of color. female entrepreneurs of color and i just. i just really.

think it's so important that we create a. space in an environment. that allows everybody to thrive and in. order to do that. i think we have to use every tool at our. disposal you know including putting. guardrails up online and possibly. genocide. thank you is there anyone more. terrifying. than the successful white woman i'm. truly. i mean the aggrieved. successful white woman the woman. with billions of dollars who's gonna fix.

it oh god. oh god i mean i listen to this i fall. asleep to this app every night. so i just i just i just every night. i curl up in bed and i just put the. phone on. uh the pillow next to me and. i just fall asleep every night to just. the sound of a white woman who wants me. in jail. because you know what we're really. thinking about is building an. infrastructure and. you know enhancing the user experience.

and you know in order to do that of. course what we have to do is you know. you know basically cleanse and you're. like. you start waking up like wait what what. you know we just have to like make sure. that we elevate the right voices and. you're like oh. uh oh and listen i'm sure they're all. lovely people. i'm sure they're all lovely people but. it is. it's not it in my mind it's going to a. bad place but there are people that. don't want it to go. to as bad a place as you think it's.

going to go. but see this is the thing because what. people don't realize if you [ __ ] on. people for 40 years. okay in every imaginable way lie to them. you know their wages don't go up they. don't have health care they can't afford. to put their kids through college. their communities are being hollowed out. factories are leaving. everybody's on heroin things are worse. every year. and yet things are somehow more. expensive that's what california's like. things are worse every year. and yet phenomenally more expensive. every year. it's cigarettes we're running a country.

that is marlborough lights. every year people die the statistics are. more and more clear. and every year they go how about 17 you. know what. that's california it's a cigarette it's. just you know you shouldn't have it. it's good you like it but every year. they go what about 15. you go i guess. i guess i'll pay i guess i'll give you a. 20. buy cigarettes and lighter and get a. dollar back that makes sense. do that seven times a week but.

that's you know where we're at and it's. uh. and and so you can't shoot on people 40. years and expect. there's these little rebellions there. people getting angry. some of them go full queueing on put the. horns on storm the capital. some of them go okay well i'm just going. to go on parlor they go well [ __ ] you. you can't do that. some of them okay well let's make a. little money in the market let's try to. make money let's try to take some money. where's amc right now by the way where. is it amc. stock got to worry about my own position.

oh you're up right now tim. how am i up because you bought at 8.98. i'm up. hold the line hold the goddamn line. we're gonna have the ceo of wall street. bets on unfortunately the ceo know what. what is he um so i looked into him his. name's jamie. apparently he was excommunicated from. our wall street bets. apparently a lot of people dm to me that. you were interacting with that account. so i don't know if he is accepted by. that community or if they'd be mad if we. were talking to you i don't know but we.

missed it anyway because the whitney. cummings podcast went long. yeah where i sat down with whitney for. two hours we patched we had some issues. we kind of hashed it out. um you know and i love whitney and want. the best for her. i'm you know and i and i care about her. deeply and that's why i'm leaving the. state no i'd love her to death but she's. going to come down and visit we got to. get the [ __ ] out of here man i'm. starting to feel like. i mean we just california feels like the. house after the party you wake up and. there's just cigarettes everywhere and. it smells dank. you know your friend's mother is just.

like you want eggs you're like no. get me out of here let's go let's go get. a bacon egg and cheese. cup of coffee and a pack of lucky's. and that is austin to me even though. they probably don't have. i'm a little endless i'm not excited. about austin i loathe austin i abominate. all truly i mean and i and i mean this. with my heart uh. that's not a city for me you know 40. year old failed musicians. scooping ice cream stoned at 3 p.m.

dressed like toddlers is never gonna. it's not going to be for me. just isn't sorry i know everyone loves. it. but maybe i'll grow to love it there's. parts of it i like i didn't like this. and i made it work um and new york which. i love. don't get me started on new york so i. don't love anything that i don't hate. you know all my friends i kind of. there's something about them i really.

love and then there's something about. them i. don't like those are a lot of the. relationships i have i like. really love them and then i also there's. something about them like i don't like. you know uh and that's. you know and sometimes it's just as. simple as the fact that they refuse to. [ __ ] me and give me all their money. but i still feel that quality to be. objectionable. in some of my friends um. like what i what i like about ben is. that i love ben he's like my best friend. but. also what i don't like about ben is he's.

not good at golf and i am really good at. golf. and he's not a good golfer never was. that's what bothers me about him. now obviously that's funny because ben. was a very good girlfriend i don't golf. at all. but the reality is ben knows if i put my. mind to it i could be the greatest. golfer in the world. and maybe i'll do that i'll quit comedy. so i could just be the greatest golfer. of all time. and he has to stand on the sidelines and. just. while i walk up 18 in augusta and the. crowd roars my name.

they roar my name and i just walk there. and i hold the club up. and i just have those khakis and that. polo shirt and everybody's just happy. and. you said golfers are boring very boring. i i had a guy come over the other day we. didn't do anything. you know but he was just so boring he. golfs. she's a golfer he's a boring golfer he. just sat outside. and just they they're nothing they're. literally just. they just want to watch that little ball. going to the hall and they just love. jesus.

and donald trump and trump yeah they. love jesus and trump. and they just want to watch the ball go. into the hole and i get it because. listen they're you know you got to be. good at something right so. we'll see but so i'm up right now amc. hold the line and we're going head you. got to go in heavy. not now it's up buy the dips [ __ ] these. people. [ __ ] elizabeth warren where's gamestop. oh it's. it's doing okay three twenty doing okay. do i go in the game stop now no.

i think you buy a dip i gotta buy the. dip yeah. the unfortunate thing is when it hits. like 400 they halt trading and then it's. like it. that's like illegal it has to be that's. illegal. you know what else is illegal killing uh. john f kennedy. that didn't really stop but it's illegal. they're halting the trading. i mean i just don't get it folks. it's falling now no uh we're going up.

right now we're going out going up. ben is now in the stocks he like thinks. he's an investment like a financial. advisor. and he's been trading stocks secretly. for how long without letting me know. like three weeks. yeah and he's not let me know because he. wants to i think he wants to leave the. show. and he wants to create uh an. infrastructure. we have to create an infrastructure and. he wants to. uh make enough money now in the in. capital markets where he just doesn't. have to. do this show anymore because he truly.

really hates me. that's the thing about him that none of. you understand is that every day he sits. here and he just. wishes he had the guts to plunge a. kitchen knife into my throat. he's heard me talk more than anyone he. really has think about that. you guys hear me talk an hour a week two. hours a week if you're on the patreon. uh bennett just hears me talk for hours. and hours and at to a point where it's. like. not only i'm sure is it not fun the. grading nature of my voice has to just. it's just like he drives home. there's a little tesla and then he's.

probably just like [ __ ] that guy. but you're excited about austin because. you're going to see your family stoked. and a lot of your friends live there. yeah i got family outside dallas it's. gonna be great yeah it's gonna be great. go down there and golf go down there and. retire. ben thinks he's going down to retire. he's gonna work how's nokia. it's been really going down today this. is the end of the day friday right. this is the market ah on friday. we're recording this is going out. saturday. and then we'll we'll see what happens.

baby hopefully they can get above board. here. i hope so too i just want to know if i. should just start dumping money into. other things. on the dip is there there's i can buy. after hours right. no uh with td ameritrade i don't know if. you can. interesting yeah [ __ ] robinhood by the. way get. get my twitter up this is something i. found out. this is gonna blow your mind you want. your mind blown. do you want your mind blown what is that.

by the way. what oh yeah i tweeted uh elizabeth. warren okay keep going down. okay oh by the way that guy josh brown. cnbc wears the fake business. isn't that nice good for him there he. goes. get go down you're going to lose your. mind here watch this this is a fact. the ceo of robinhood is just lane. maxwell's son. that's real did you know that no that's. just lane maxwell's son.

why is that funny well he's russian. right correct. well his name his name's not gonna be. maxwell. that's legit that's legit that's legit. i'm saying it's legit because i care. about you. you see that i care about you so much. i almost want to start crying that's why. i'm sharing this information with you.

because i care about you so much. that i want you to believe this. they do look alike that's how believable. it is i mean. it's so believable because they do look. alike now it's probably not the it's. probably not the case. and it kind of looks like jeffrey and. just lane like. how to cross do you think that just lane. is trading in prison. do you think he's on the phone with a. broker i want to buy a game stop. i feel so sad here i'm in chair i want.

to buy amc i love the movies. i want to get in heavy to gamestop and. nokia. listen i want to go against the rich too. my whole life i've been serving the rich. i want to go against i want to get a. part of a populist revolution. i want about douchecoin tell everyone. about dogecoin ben. so dogecoin's an altcoin um it's a risky. investment because it's not like real. didn't it go up 800 percent. it did yeah i sold early i shouldn't.

have but elon musk tweeted about bitcoin. today and it went up yeah and he put it. in his bio. get in the game folks elon's leading the. charge on this whole thing. he really is well because you know. the one thing about elon musk is that. he's poor and he understands the. struggles of poor people. and that's why i'm kidding no he's kind. of a populist now right. yeah him and chamoth uh chamath uh. what's this guy yeah yeah this guy.

they're they're kind of leading the. charge with the bitcoin stuff. yeah listen this facebook and robinhood. app are the same they both trick you. into thinking you were the customer but. in fact. you are the product and your data is the. asset. these assets are then sold to their true. customers who pay the money and always. at your expense not being traded. which i think is like citadel owns all. the data now citadel is like. they own all the data from robinhood so. you're trading on robinhood and. citadel's going what are they buying. how are they buying it you know.

so that is the real asset to real. commodity and that's interesting that's. why robinhood is. owned really truly by these big money. players the robin hood is a billionaire. too but like the institutions are who he. has that's where his loyalty is it is. not to his customers. it is to the people that own that app. and get his the information the data. that he. sells them right and then when you. understand that. you understand how this whole thing. works and if you have trouble.

understanding you just got to go up the. line. until somebody's in the woods with a. goat mask because that's really the way. it is. so you just got you go but i don't. understand it doesn't make sense and. then it's like oh. here's a photo of you with jeffrey. epstein's birthday what do you think. about this you go. well i'm concerned about the market. instability. and i'm concerned about so up the line. they just go right into blackmail if. they need to just go in a hardcore. blackmail. but you don't even have to do that.

anymore because people are just so. terrified of being ruined financially. being on the road because this this will. die down right because all these hedge. fund guys. the way they talk to they go listen this. is going to end this will end. and when it does you ju it's like. your kid and the bully picks on you. but your older brother's there that day. and then the bully is like hey man one. day we're gonna catch you without him. so at the end of the day it's like this. [ __ ] knows he's like hey man. it's gonna end one day you're not gonna.

be the folk hero reddit. if that's which you know he didn't. choose that route but like if you go. that route. okay but just realize that one day. we're gonna catch you without your boys. we're gonna catch you without your. avatars. and we're gonna get yeah and that's. that's probably the way. it happens i imagine that's the way it. happens that guy's. threatened he's threatened they bring. him in a room and a guy comes in a room. uh in a goat mask with a cloak and goes. there's two ways we can do this you can.

shut down training on these particular. securities. or we can literally at our next seance. roast you on a barbecue spit. in the woods and this guy goes okay. i don't see he's rushing he knows how it. is he knows what they do. they poison you he knows he's a russian. they get it they know people have long. memories over there. lucy nicotine companies founded by. caltech scientists and former smokers.

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but get on clubhouse because it is a lot. of fun and i hope i get to stay on it. because i don't think i've disclosed too. much this. is just what it is these are my best. friends now on clubhouse they're. children they're venture capitalists. they all started hedge funds at seven. they're all young these people are i'm. 36 i'm like elderly. now obviously there's people in. clubhouse that are older. and you know it's just like anything. else there's like tech people that like. haven't made it. and there's a term for them called. entrepreneurs. entrepreneurs like one of them was like. yeah anyone could go on instagram but.

like if you can't come on clubhouse and. tell me for 20 minutes about your thing. you're a entrepreneur wow. so there are those there are people on. clubhouse by the way that are like. just you could tell they're like they're. like oh hey. cliff you know long time no see. you know you know it's like oh boy. every now and then they get a yahoo in. there who's like is there a microchip in. the vaccine and they're like that's. completely unfounded.

while they're sitting there putting it. right there. but uh it is a lot of fun we and ben are. on it all the time we plan to be on it. even more we have fake sometimes i do. fake financial seminars. on there i'm doing a comedy show on. their sunday i'm doing. 10 minutes of comedy i don't know how. that's gonna work not. really excited about that but you know. we'll see what happens i might get a. call. after this drops saturday night they go. yeah man that got cancelled. nobody listen it is no secret. that there's a lot of people out there.

that have very different ideas of how. your life should be run and when you. hear them talk about it. it is interesting it's fascinating i can. listen to it for hours. it's endlessly fascinating to hear the. way these people's minds work because. they're always in the shadows we always. talk about them the tech titans the. oligarchs the technocracy. and then you actually hear the and it's. not a conspiracy. and i'm sure that the finance [ __ ] is. not really a conspiracy either. it's just these communities in these.

echo chambers they can exist on 4chan. about pelosi eating kids or they can. exist in silicon valley there's these. echo chambers. and you just hear the way these people. formulate their thoughts and ideas about. the world. and you understand how everything works. and also how hopeless everything kind of. is. because you go oh if it was this top. down conspiracy it's like you might be. able to unravel it. but it's like no it's just this. consensus being created. all the time with all this social. pressure and there's all these people. that are highly gifted very intelligent.

very driven very motivated. very rich but they also want to really. be good people. and they don't know how to be and they. don't realize. they don't know how because they've. spent their entire lives really being. brutally committed to themselves and. that's how you make that kind of money. you are very much into you. i didn't get to be a funny comedian by. spending 10 years. feeding the poor i feed them now.

they're my friends but most of the time. i was focused on my craft. being funny doing comedy making sketches. podcasting. so these people who've spent their. lives thinking about number one. are now in this position where they've. been thrust into the public spotlight. and i'm sure they now want to help and. how do you help well i can't give you my. money. i can't give you all my money.

so we gotta admit it's kind of you got. it gotta be a little. nicer you gotta be nice. you like guys you're like being very. hurtful right now. and you like have to consider people's. emotional state. and their mental health and you can't. really say anything. and that's yeah. okay now go on this. app and that's where you can see your.

family. that's when you're allowed to like see. our family. and if you're giving your children. advice we don't like we're just going to. shut it off. you'll be the platform from your family. if you keep it up. you know imagine that just the kids at. the like the kids sitting at the dinner. table looking at their father they're. like dad you've been de-platformed. you said i should lose weight and that's. like you should kids like. dad you're de-platformed. that was hurtful but when you hear these.

people speak it really you get this idea. of like oh that so that's where the. cognitive dissonance comes from. they're they're entrepreneurs highly. successful. uh people then they then have to be. people who are altruistic. and they have to have a social. conscience and then they go. okay what's the most important thing. ending racism. there it is ending misogyny.

ending cruelty we're going to end. cruelty. we'll do that and then maybe. somewhere in there if possible. you'll maybe get a knee operation that. you need so you don't have to. limp around but before you get that knee. operation. we're going to make sure none of those. kids call you stumpy or something. that's more important it's actually more. important for us that you're not made. fun of for your condition. than medicating you for that condition.

that's more important for us. yeah you got cancer but. and you shaved your head but nobody. called you baldy. right been like no everyone's been very. nice i'm dying. but everyone's been lovely they've been. absolutely lovely. and that's where we're at and that's. what's a little terrifying to me. that's what's terrifying to me we've. created adam curtis hybrid normalization. a fake world this fake world of uh.

technology where the real world and. every now and then it bleeds into the. real world. some guy with horns runs into the. capital uh somebody burns your business. down. uh because the cop shot a guy uh there's. a massive. [ __ ] terrorist attack because people. overseas or here. were able to connect with each other uh. whatever the case may be. but for the most part it's this fake. world that we've created. that allows us to feel like we're really. good people. and that we're doing the right thing but.

all of the problems in our. real lives get worse every day. all of your problems get worse and what. does it force you to do. just log on just come in here. no one will be mean to you no one will. say the wrong thing. you want a job come on in you want to be. heard. say what we want you to say that's all. and you don't go outside can't go.

outside it's dangerous. it's for your own good you're making. money the stock market so that that's. what you're dealing with i wish you were. only dealing with one. group of nefarious elites you're. actually dealing with. many different cartels of people all. who want you dad. it's a little depressing but but it is. fun it's a fun app wish i'd invested in. it. it's a fun app if the peasants could.

hear the king they would. if you had spent all the day pulling the. turnips out of the ground. and then the lord was driving but you. know and the lord was coming buying his. horse. and he's like you get it more and you're. like. you're just dirty and drunk and then. when you went to the tavern. if there was a way for you to hear what. the king. planned to do to you tomorrow. you would listen you'd listen.

and you'd like some of them even though. they were killing you. even though they were destroying you. you'd like them. you know you would sit there at the. tavern you get a little drunk. and then you know the queen would go you. know we must focus. right now on getting more out of them. we got to get more work out of them and. somebody in the town be like. you know she's got a lot of class. doesn't she she's got a lot of class.

uh she's very well spoken she's very. good speaker. and you'd be like right but she's saying. that we should be whipped more. wrought wrong it's not good is it but. that's what has come impressed i'm. impressed on the club i'm impressed. by um their ability. to articulate the uh shackles i will be. forced to live in for probably the rest. of my days on earth. they're very clear they're very good at. it.

so i'm like kind of impressed i'm like. this isn't this is impressive. but it is it is scary but. we're not an investment advice show but. hold the line hold the line. buy the stocks hold their feet to the. fire. try to get an invite to clubhouse not. for me and keep your mouth shut in there. talk if you're. asked to talk but listen listen to. the future. and maybe i'm wrong i'd love to be wrong.

i hope i'm wrong. i don't think so but you know because. you know i learned the. pandemics are just coming now they're. just coming. it's the new strains there's 19 strains. and. i'm not saying they're not out there but. it's like it's just. china by the way if you look at china. they're just like. they're in a club like. you know we're driving around our cars. we're like is can can you. throw me a burrito through a window.

and china's just partying so i mean. [Music]. at the end of the day folks we're. excited this might be our last episode. of california we don't know we're. looking to get out of. get out of here kind of asap um you know. the new producer on the show lee syat. will be taking over next week. some that's how dumb people are somebody. messaged me like is ben. really leaving. remember the time like we were nice to.

each other for one moment and they were. like are you guys. are you leaving the show. but we're going to be down and we're. going to be down to texas i think it'll. be a good change. here and here's something to think about. wherever you're quarantined you're going. to want to leave. if you can wherever you were in a. quarantine you just kind of want to get. out of there you're going to want. something. new you're not you're just going to want. to go somewhere new. you know and back that that's when i. thought the quarantine was ending which. it's going to be rolling quarantines.

rolling pandemics new apps more fun. here's zoom it's gonna be a lot more fun. just get on the app it's okay just get. on the app shut your mouth. get on the app get the vaccinate chili's. go from chili's right to your home don't. stop and see a friend we consider that. uh any uh gathering of three or more. people we can. consider domestic terror so no. gatherings no large gatherings back to. the house. back on the app where you'll be. monitored everything. you say and do will be listened to your.

data will all be sold to companies that. market uh to you. uh you know uh cookie dough popsicles or. whatever you're gonna get. and then you just sit in your house and. if you don't like it if you don't like. it. you can just we can just get rid of you. and then we don't know what happens. i don't know you could go to the woods. and uh you know do whatever you want. but this is the reality this is the. future. and it's gonna come with some cool [ __ ]. too it'll have some fun stuff. you know you know chelsea handler will.

you know narrate a documentary about. nelson mandela. uh you know elliott page will remind you. that the uh you don't need food anymore. the green powder that's delivered to. your house is sufficient. and you'll be you'll be like ellie it's. brian i don't know why i always do. british for that but it's. fun but you'll just go elliot elliot's. really brave and then you'll eat the. green powder you'll put water in it. it'll become like a souffle. that's what i think we'll eat in the. future it'll become like a just like as. interesting like souffle type of uh.

thing with protein and everything and. you'll just eat that and then the. holidays you'll get food. the holidays they'll be they'll be like. food for you you can have like food. you'll be like i remember. but then you'll get all bloated and. you'll be like i remember this is not. even. god remember we ate this every day that. was gross. so like you'll you'll get to eat like. one thanksgiving. a year and then you'll feel like [ __ ]. and then you'll just look fo. you'll actually look forward to like the. green souffle. that you just need water for where you. just eat it every day. and then they'll be like and they'll be.

different kinds of souffle be like all. different flavors. so it'll be like 30 flavors and then p. and if you complain about that people. get mad at you. they'll be like there's 30 [ __ ]. flavors. they're like dude i used to be able to. go to the grocery store and cook what i. wanted to. be like dude everyone died from that you. go not really. they go yeah they did that's why we eat. the purple souffle. to honor elliot page you know what. the you'll they'll have the gay souffle. with a little different color it's it's.

the bravery of elliott you're just like. i kind of sometimes i want a steak and. they go. elliott they'll just start screaming at. you. everyone will be non-binary in hollywood. within five years every. one will be non-bi watch as soon as your. career dips a little like it'll dip a. little bit. you go right back up like a stock it's. like a stock like uh older older not. great not the best looking non-binary. back back back back back it's just gonna. be like a stock. buy on the dips you should have bought.

elliott paige on the dip. because she's back they're back sorry. [ __ ] i'm off now they're back. by elliot on the dip. because they are coming back and hold. the line. on elliott hold the [ __ ] line. but i'm i'm happy people made some money. i hope they continue to make money the. forces.

that are united against us here. are inconceivably powerful. incredibly dedicated very connected. and every day while you are sleeping. they are marshaling their considerable. amount of. power all of their resources. their legal team their marketing. department. their brand ambassadors their social.

media influencers. they're getting them all together and. they're going to put together a war. chest. of [ __ ] just the it's just going to. blind you you're going to just be. blinded you're not even going to be. you're going to barely be able to. function every day. with the incessant you are going to be. beat you're going to be beaten down. where you love that suit when they. deliver that purple souffle. to your house via drone no contact.

and you eat the purple souffle and. you're able to go and. talk to your friends for 20 minutes uh. on an. app uh uh and then if if if somebody. says something like. you know you know what doesn't make. sense to me it'll just. they're off they'll be like your room. doesn't seem positive shall i remove the. disrupter. shall i remove the negative person and. you know what you go kind of yeah. you'll go yeah you kind of want them.

gone. you know so just know that guys like me. are gonna seem crazier and crazier and. crazier every year. um and that's why we'll just all have to. go with the program. i'm just we're we're just gonna we're. gonna have to kind of go along with the. program. like i will have to transition to a. woman to keep doing the show truly. i will have to transition to a woman to. just keep doing this show. i'll have to come out here and and i'll. have to talk like this like an alexa.

everyone on clubhouse is basically alexa. they're just. alexa and they go we're really looking. for. is different ways to use streaming to. enhance the user experience. we're very excited about that we're very. excited. i'm really looking to partner with young. entrepreneurs young women of color. and really trying to elevate. marginalized voices to create a space. where people are treated fairly and. respected because all over the world. what we've realized here in silicon. valley what we've realized.

is all over the world people have the. exact. same needs and that is everybody. everywhere no matter gender identity or. race. truly wants to be forever and always. a slave and we're gonna do that for them.