#235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show. so much to cover this week as many of. you know i have been. banned from airbnb i am no longer. allowed to conduct. business using the app air. b i cannot rent property using airbnb i. cannot. uh take a property to market. with airbnb i received a notification. from airbnb uh that said and we will.

read it for you right now. uh that i believe that i was in. violation of uh. one of their safety practices. uh all stemming from an event where i. rented a property in joshua tree. and um you didn't delete it did you. i probably did i think i i did delete it. check your instagram i deleted it there. too. it's a tough week uh on social media to.

be pushing buttons. this is not the week on social media to. be. uh testing the waters as they say. big tech is ready to paint with a broad. brush. they are ready so i might put something. up for a minute and then it might be. gone and you might go why is he doing. that. why is he being a [ __ ] i'm being a. [ __ ] so that we can all have nice. things. for a while and we want to have an. instagram page.

we want a twitter account we want all of. these things for as long as we can have. them we would like them. thank you so sometimes you have to put. something up for a minute and go you see. and then yank it and get it out of there. so that's what i had to do. unfortunately these are the times we're. living in. but let's go through the facts here. because the fa and i don't want any harm. to come to these two women. i don't like that they are liars. i don't like people that. misrepresent the facts and do so.

in a way that i cannot defend myself. because there was no process on airbnb. for me to do that. they just unilaterally removed me. from their service and this is. unfortunate because for the inauguration. i wanted to rent. a bunch of houses in washington dc. because a lot of my friends. wanted to go down there and congratulate. joe biden. and we were trying to get up a bunch of.

homes down there in the surrounding area. in what was what some of my friends were. calling the blast. zone. but they just wanted these they wanted. to get in. and i so that's sad right. amazing but we rented an airbnb and. joshua. it was very expensive but we got a good. deal on it. see so much out there people speculate. as to what's really going on they don't. have any of the facts and i understand.

that's what they have to do right. but airbnbs if you book them a few hours. uh before uh they stop accepting. bookings for that. period you usually get a good deal so we. got this airbnb for less than half. of what it was okay uh. i went in there with ben with ray and. with lucy. ray's girlfriend we were there one night. to just they had never seen the desert. they're simple people i just wanted to. show them the desert. uh we found an airbnb that i thought was.

pretty cool. um i had contacted the hosts. uh they were very aggressive at getting. me in there they said well we're getting. another offer for tonight which was a. lie. they were lying they needed the money. they need the money uh. this is the reality uh we stayed there. we made a meal. we've covered that at nauseum if you. want you can go back to the last episode. and go through. what we cooked um and we left dishes in. the sink.

that's all we did and now on joe rogan. by the way when yonas pop this one on. joe rogan joe rogan's like. who i love but is like kind of saying. well you should have cleaned the dishes. because that. what what's that what's that about. that's not punk rock. first of all you pay a 400 cleaning fee. which i assumed was for cleaning. you see that's why i paid the fee. all you had to do was wash dishes a four. hundred dollars should should.

should really give me license to like. [ __ ] up the whole house. not permanently but i should be able to. have pillow fights and throw comforters. off beds and. it's four hundred dollars for the and. then there's like well it's really for. covid cleaning okay. it's like yeah we know that's scam it. should cover cleaning and cleaning it's. the same cleaning by the way. you're cleaning you're disinfecting. nothing's happening. in a regular cleaning in a covered clay. what are you doing so i had. i had paid that money now after the.

airbnb. uh transaction is over before. the different parties the renters and. the the people who've rented right. reviews they're supposed to be no. contact. there's not supposed to be contact these. two. witches one of them texted me. and said hope you had a great time our. cleaning crew. had a little bit of a stroke lol lol. uh please give us a five-star review so. we can stay on airbnb.

i was gonna do that anyway because i'm. not a rat even though i wasn't in love. with the accommodations i don't. i've stayed in airbnbs that were dumps i. never ever give anyone really less than. five stars. i don't think i've ever done it truly. you can look at my airbnb i haven't. everything i give is five stars i never. want to [ __ ] up anyone's business with. my own. whatever let people figure it out the. way i figured out this place was a dump. i don't know you anything out there i. don't like that's why i hate all this. crowd sourced. you know reviewing and yelp and this. that and the other things.

it did none of it i don't trust you on. you i don't trust the masses i don't. trust the public. to give something five stars and then i. walk in and go oh this sucks. you know what else is the public made. popular that sucked. everything so i don't trust them so i. just say. five stars keep going on with your. business let somebody else figure out. that this place is a dump the way i did. or care so i give them a five star. review.

they trash me they trash me so i was a. bad guest. and then they started lying they said i. broke their stools they have these. modern stools with concrete slabs. i put some of these photos up on. instagram these are before i deleted. them. these are not this is not furniture that. you can even. break because it's not furniture number. one these are art pieces. scattered throughout a house it's more. of a gallery than a house. they said that i broke a cactus when we. walked in the cactus was all falling all. over the floor.

how do you break a cactus what do you. think i'm doing taking. the cactus with the spikes and snapping. it while my hands bleed. you dumb [ __ ] what do you even imagine. i am doing. how do you even break a cactus what do. you think i'm doing trying to sit on it. maybe that was it maybe i thought it was. one of your chairs. so they're lying about what happened. they're saying i destroyed their. property. then i texted them because i was upset. i was not i was upset and i texted them.

that i texted them. that i that kind of that was going to. burn their house down. i said i i hope nothing happens to your. property which was. that but i do hope that nothing happens. i was being nice to my saying i hope. nothing happens. and then she said are you threatening me. and then i said we'll see what happens. because i'm not threatening you but. we'll see what happens. and then i sent her a gif or a gif how. they call with the simpsons house.

burning you know the simpsons house. burns. this is all good fun we're having fun. i'm a. joker and we're having a good time and. these women probably reported this to. airbnb. and they got me kicked off of airbnb. these two women um they broke. a contract a social contract that i had. with them they asked me to do something. i didn't. okay i did not ask them to give me a. high rating maybe i should have.

but they gave me a not only a low rating. they trashed me and lied about what. happened. and now i'm no longer allowed to use um. airbnb. i'm not i don't have any dealings with. these women i don't care about these. women. jonah and mila uh i i just those are. your names you trashed me on a public. forum. so i came on my podcast which is. listened to by by by. hundreds of thousands of people and and. some of them maybe i don't know what. happened. i don't know what happened maybe they. sent you a few little messages. having a good time what you did was you.

dishonest. and wrong and you're hurting my ability. to conduct business. and i have to speak publicly about this. because i have a platform it's not my. fault. that you two don't have a platform you. know what i mean maybe spend less time. eating each other's [ __ ]. uh drinking uh out of your tea. collection and. passionately supporting elizabeth warren. i don't know what you're doing. but all i'm trying to say is this you. can't get me from being homophobic. because i'm also. gay so i'm allowed to hate you for who. you are.

not because you're lesbians i don't care. about lesbians i hate you for who you. are you're insufferable. pseudo-intellectuals pretend designers. you are not architects you are not. designers you are less than nothing. you've you've put together a house that. is grotesque it is laughable. it is self-parity okay what you've done. it is truly embarrassing you should have. a [ __ ] like me walk through it. and let you people know how wrong you. are about every design choice. you've made in your home and is an. uncomfortable sterile.

doctor's office like environment that is. only. fit for weird sexless dykes to sit. around. and [ __ ] drink chamomile tea and talk. about how much they want to munch. elizabeth warren's box. that's all that house is for and i'm. sorry that i came in there. with love and light and i infused your. home with a little character. and i'm sorry that you are [ __ ] on. me now i can't use airbnb. but but that's it we're leaving it here.

that's it we're just gonna leave it here. will people rent the house and will i go. back in it yes will i do a live podcast. from it absolutely. can you legally do anything about that. probably not i can go as a guest. and do a live podcast from your home and. i probably will i don't know when it's. not gonna be soon it'll be when you. think this is all forgotten. and i'll just upload photos of myself. [ __ ] on your toilet. because as long as you keep renting out. your house. people are gonna find their way in it. honey.

so again that's all i'm saying here and. that's my little. disclaimer i want no harm to come to. these women or their business. i am the bigger person literally and. figuratively. they look like weird [ __ ] i don't. know. but i've just had enough she then texted. me do you want me to get the. review removed she was probably trying. to do some wheeler dealer [ __ ]. no no no no no so now i can't use airbnb. airbnb is d-platform me okay and some. people are rejoicing in that.

that's fine uh i can clearly. use other people's airbnbs use vrbo. become set up a fake account being a. fake person. listen what we'll figure it out none of. it matters to me anyway. but i just wanted to clear the air there. and and just kind of bring people up to. speed that were maybe confused as to why. is he putting his stuff on instagram and. taking it down because there are people. out there. that now are trying my ability to defend. myself publicly. is is unfortunate now now people are. trying to take that ability away from me.

so i just want to relax for a minute. because these social media tech. companies. have gotten rid of the president of the. united states they will clearly. get rid of tim dillon a young patriot. who is just trying to conduct business. uh appropriately. so that is my two cents about that. that's what i have to say about the. airbnb. don't harass these women don't pay them. any mind. if you rent their home invite me i will. come we'll do a podcast from their home. that's all and. again nothing we won't destroy it we'll.

actually document how lovely. uh we're treating it while we live. stream. uh from their house but the these are. people who are. detestable uh people uh because of the. way they've acted. and uh i made a joke to them over. a text message about burning down their. as a joke. i was sending first of all i'm sending. the the gif for the simpsons. house burning because wildfires are a. problem.

in california it's true it is a huge. problem so for me to not tell them. that that's a concern for them. is crazy so. these are women that just don't know how. to have friends and all i'm trying to be. is their friend speaking of friends i. was out the other night this. is a new thing now when people i was. edit i was at. a socially distanced backyard in los. angeles which we all know was burning. down with covered we all know that. and they're it covet is real disclaimer.

it's real it can be devastating it's. [ __ ] up several people i know. those are all true things and and. and as apparently everyone in los. angeles has coveted even if you don't. have any symptoms and you've if you've. tested negative recovery you still. probably have covered right that is the. message from the government. if you don't have symptoms and you've. tested negative uh you're not out of the. woods. so by the way that's fun for the anxiety. hopefully nobody has anxiety. one in three la residents have been. infected by coronavirus it's a new.

estimate. it's a nielsen rating right we think. this amount of people are watching. jersey shore. we don't know but if you have anxiety. this has been great. how's in the last year been nicer. remember when we all cared about mental. health. all of a sudden that went out the window. when the media every other day is going. are you do you feel good guess what did. you test negative. guess what you got it [ __ ]. it's real and it sucks but here's the. other thing this is a little a message. for the people that have survived it. because.

i've had enough i really have had enough. now with i was in a yard yesterday. two people in the yard had had covert. they hijacked. the entire event which was not really an. event it was just. a hang they hijacked it. to discuss how they both. beat coven how bad it was and how no one. in the history of the world. will ever understand the struggles that.

they went through. not aids not cancer not those. [ __ ] with als nobody will understand. how hard it is to beat code i go i. haven't. had it i said i've been being relatively. careful i said i got. very sick in march i had all of the. symptoms i tightness to the chest. i had chills i woke up in the middle of. the night i couldn't really leave the. bed i was exhausted i could make it from. my bed to my couch maybe i lost smell i. don't really know but i know that my. taste was all [ __ ] up.

i could barely eat it took me three and. a half weeks to get my. things back and then they look at you. and they go no. you didn't have it you would know if you. had it this doesn't even feel. organic it's a bio weapon that you do. battle with and they're literally. doing like cobra kind moves in the yard. about how covered they're like. you think you're good then it hits you. from the side and then you double over. and then you have to kick. and you have to hit you again and i'm. like what and then i'm like well other. people get really sick.

you know my friend's mother had. pancreatic cancer she fought that for 10. years and they're like. [ __ ] that [ __ ] i had covered you don't. understand it's a bio weapon. they act like they defeated the chinese. military with this. you can't even get a word in edgewise. with these people you can't say that. other people get sick. people die of cancer is cancer not a. thing anymore. what about aids with these [ __ ]. people. lesions all over how about ebola i mean.

these. [ __ ] [ __ ] will go to africa people. bleeding out of their eyes there's. lepers on the thing and they go if you. don't know about coven. i couldn't taste my hot dog you don't. know about. covid it's just a bio weapon ebola is. just one of those. cute diseases that comes from the nature. it's not a. weapon i beat a weapon so it just gets a. little. it gets a little frustrating. what is that it from frustrating is. doesn't it sound better as. frustrating i do like that it's quicker.

this whole thing we know how bad. covenant is we know how much it [ __ ]. people up i've had. friends tell me how how how bad. it has been for them both physically and. mentally i understand. that dan carney for example my opener. who's had it is now. occasionally tired so i get. i get it i get it i don't know why i. haven't had it. they're saying people that smoke are. getting it less frequently it's true. this is wild man if if the only thing.

that cured culverd was. butts cigarettes i mean what a [ __ ]. i'm finding that 45 people are less less. likely to be current smokers. hospitalized coveted patients were 45. less likely to become smokers the. science is not. here on this i'm not trying to peddle. junk science because then we're going to. be kicked off youtube. and and everything else all i'm saying. is this these are curious findings we. don't know i don't know why i haven't. gotten it. i'm not trying to get it i'm not saying. that i'm super human or anything i don't.

have any. i'm taking the vitamins that joe rogan. tells me to take but every now and then. he calls me and he goes. you know what cures covered freshly. fallen snow and maple syrup but i'm like. i don't think so. but i'll do it right because he's. healthier than me and i trust him so. it is what it is he gets info from. doctors and different types of people. and people that are kind of doctors and. kind of are doctors a little um and i. respect joe so. anything tells me to do i listen to him. the point is i don't know why i haven't. gotten this but here's what i will tell. you. i know that it's really bad and vicious. when people get it in a bad and vicious.

way. but is one of the symptoms that you have. to discuss it for seven months. afterwards is there any let up here. because truly when you bring up any. other disease. they look at you like you don't get it. and i'm like well what about als where. you get diagnosed and you literally. become a puddle and then die within two. years they go. think i'm not still no not a bio weapon. they go you don't get they go you don't. get it. this is made in a lab and i beat it.

and then they tell you they're like this. is how i beat it i sat in a room and i. just went i'm gonna beat it. i'm gonna beat it i'm gonna beat it and. they're like you don't even understand. the what you go through the mental. fitness you have to ha. and i'm like yeah okay but again my. friend's mother. fought a death sentence pancreatic. cancer for 10 years. it's unheard of the woman was out doing. marches she was raising money. there are people that overcome horrible. conditions. there are people born with horrible.

conditions okay. okay so this idea that the only thing in. the world. did anyone the the the mark of a man is. that he beat covert. the mark of a man the mark of a soldier. they're acting and i know it's bad. but the way that they're talking and. acting makes me feel so much. less sympathetic for them because it's. getting obnoxious. it's obnoxious to tell a group of people. that somehow they're less than.

because they didn't beat what they're. calling a chinese bio weapon these are. the people by the way that have had it. they're like china tried to take hong. kong with this bio weapon. i beat it but it's tough again my. friend's mother has brain cancer she. doesn't know. she walks in the wall she can't see. anything she's losing her sight in one. eye. [Music]. this is like nothing it's ever been. i'm like okay but what about i just keep. throwing out diseases how about.

leprosy lee schmannus go to the symptoms. of leprosy please. see if we can get the symptoms of. leprosy up can we get. leprosy please because this is the stuff. i was bringing up. growths around the skin thick stiff or. dry. skin ulcers on the sores of feet. swelling or lumps on the face or. earlobes. loss of eyebrows or eyelashes discolored. patches of skin. usually flat that may be numb or look. faded. you know that ain't fun.

right yeah it's very painful yeah pain. areas in the joints. blisters loss of color rashes ulcers. redness reduced sensation of touch pins. and needles loss of temperature. sensation nerve injury or weight loss. how about alex get als up that's a walk. in the park. apparently because you're uh covered. let's get als up. muscle cramps tight and stiff muscles. slur to nasal speech. difficulty chewing or swallowing which.

which. ends up no chewing or swallowing okay. literally what it does is it immobilizes. you oh and. it's insane how bad it is okay. difficulty swallowing drooling lack of. restraint mild cognitive impairment. severe constipation. unintentional weight loss shortness of. breath difficulty raising your foot. so you bring this up to these people and. they go dude. you don't even get it you don't even. [ __ ] get it dude this is like lab. made it's something.

else something different it's just. annoying it's just annoying and it's. gotta stop. i know it's bad but it's gotta stop. life is a pandora's box of. horror okay people have. all kinds of problems some people's. problems are greater than others. some people have to go through horrible. things. okay i understand that this can be an. insane life-changing event for people it. could be a horrible thing it could kill.

them it could kill me. i've been open and honest about that but. what we don't want to do is. annoy people to death as well. by pretending that you are the only. thing that matters and that the things. that you've gone through. are the only things that anyone should. ever take seriously. that everybody else in this country. that's suffering because we have an. opioid epidemic or because their jobs. have evaporated. or because they don't have health. insurance okay or that they. work all week for [ __ ] wages and nobody.

cares about them. and they have to [ __ ] navigate this. world without any help from anybody. those people should all shut the [ __ ] up. because you hadn't. got sick that is not the way to to. interface with the world people do not. want to tolerate that. they just do not like that so what you. have to do is you have to have some. perspective. and see things with proportion and i. know this is a bad disease and i know. it's affected people. people have died families have been. ruined and i'm not making light of any.

of that what i'm saying is please. if you've gotten through it confide in. some close friends about how tough it. was. but otherwise shut the [ __ ] up because. there are people that are dropping dead. every [ __ ] day that have diseases. that make this look like a walk in the. [ __ ] park. there's people that have brain tumors. that are like. you can't even [ __ ] operate. inoperable. brain tumors that destroy their entire. lives. people hear every day you got to get. your affairs in order.

so let's just put a pin in it. for a minute when you're in a yard with. people and they're trying to relate to. you i'm trying to relate to you i'm. trying to go. yeah man i was a little sick in march. like no no no you know you know with all. due respect. with all due respect you don't. understand what this is. i fought the chinese i fought the. chinese in one. your your friend's mother with the. pancreatic cancer that's a walking let's. be honest that's a walk in the park. okay it's a walk in the park hey last. wheelchair can't move. stop stop.

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or you know cool stuff my mother. used to make me eat like health cereal. this is true. and that's why i became a gay cocaine. addict. so you might want to think that. rethink that out maybe let the kid have. the corn pops. and then he doesn't turn around and. start blowing people. in a in the in a you know in a library. anyway magic spoon cereal has zero grams.

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it's a quicker descent i don't know but. you can now get vaccinated smokers and. jersey are eligible for vaccine no proof. needed. new jersey is one of only two states. that has included smoking among the. high-risk medical conditions. that make me can i just get on a plane. and get the vacs with the butt. hanging out of my mouth they opened the. floodgates of vaccine eligibility on. thursday to about 4.5 million additional. residents. those 65 and older younger people with. underlying health problems including. cancer but i mean. we all know cancer [ __ ] that uh.

heart conditions and diabetes diseases. that can lead to severe. complications with covet as part of the. explanation new jersey also became. only the second state in the country to. open. vaccinations to another high-risk group. smokers. wow you don't have to document an. underlying health condition just say i'm. a smoker what's the other state to do. that can you find the other state. yeah let's see what it is they're saying. one of them's jersey i'm wondering if. one of them's closer i could just roll. up with the butt. and how do they prove your smoke you. just roll up smoking ciggies i go here.

look at my uh. podcast on youtube you see i'm smoking. cigarettes. states play smoking new jersey and. mississippi dude we gotta go get. vaccinated in mississippi. they're doing vaccines at a buffet we. gotta go down and eat some hush puppies. and some fried shrimp. and get vaccinated while smoking butts. would there be anything more american. than getting vaccinated in mississippi. while smoking a pack of cigs. and taking down a few hush puppies and. some a basket of fried shrimp.

can you imagine that like nobody else. has been vaccinated yet and you're just. like. i'm staying safe they just give you the. vaccine. instead of teachers [ __ ] these teachers. and nurses let me get the vaccine so i. could go to this shakies pizza parlor. this pizza buffet so this is very. interesting. um i don't know the the t or caa called. me they're like we can get you into tier. three. because you travel tier three yeah or. tears you know well because i travel and. there's like. i you know because i travel for a job.

and i'm gonna need to have a vaccine to. go. around and do my job i mean that whether. i love it or not and i don't love it and. i've been very open about my concerns. about it at the end of the day i'm gonna. have a choice between. probably doing my job traveling and. leaving this country to do my job and. doing it. all around the country or getting this. vaccine probably going to have to. eventually get it that's what it seems. like i don't. know uh ben's wife got it she's fine. yeah she felt weird though yeah no. listen it's gonna make you feel weird. you know. but this apparently in jersey you could.

just kind of show up smoking bots and. you get the vaccine. yeah you have to be a resident of jersey. so i can't i mean california is such a. goddamn mess. god only knows how they're going to dole. out the vaccine here i mean god only. knows. how they're going to [ __ ] that up i mean. california tears will make no sense. they'll just be like all right first. we're giving it to tick tockers. second surfers you know. third people with an eye twitch which. would be me i have an eye twitch.

so i don't know how they're gonna. rationalize who gets it when and where. they get it. a lot of people don't want it i don't. love it but at the end of the day. i don't think i'll be able to get on a. plane to go do comedy in london. or you know australia or any of these. places. um without this vaccine this is what i'm. imagining i don't know. supposedly they're coming up with an. immunity passport these are things that. are being bandied about and i do want to. leave my [ __ ] home eventually. i mean it is time is that in the next.

few months i think eventually after all. these. you know now we have the mutant strain. and there's 15 more strains and. the andromeda strain is coming i mean. it's never going to end here. but eventually people are going to need. to leave their houses because my friends. are losing their mind my friend called. me the other day because i want 250. grand cash. which i don't have she goes i want 250. grand cash she goes i want it so we can. start investing in properties together. i'm like what are you saying what are. you talking about she goes just give me. a quarter million we would start. investing in properties. crazy what are you doing me and him i. almost got taken in a lan lease scam in.

new york oh yeah yeah yeah. so now here's the deal i saw this condo. in manhattan for 215. 000 i love new york i'm like i'd like to. own a condo in new york. and and it would go up in value and i'm. like how bad is new york on i'm like 215. 000 right from midtown manhattan what. the [ __ ] going on over there. i knew there was an exodus but christ. right how bad could it be. what are you just getting stabbed on the. way into the building 215. 000 benjamin explain to them i almost.

got. taken and by the way if you look at me. i am the guy they hope buys this because. when i walk into an office. this is the pitch that they make to me. this land lease. scam that ben understands even a little. better than i do. so it was a first of all very important. it was has to be cash only all up front. cash only because banks. and this is a red flag will not finance. this type of transaction. now me i'm an idiot so i see that and i.

go [ __ ] cash only. they want the big rollers i'm in like. they're like they want a certain type of. p i think i even said to him i'm like. i think they want a certain type of. people i'm already putting my foot in. the door to get robbed do you see what. an idiot i am. do you see what an idiot i am because. i'm a salesman and salesman are easily. sold. if you're a salesman out there you're. easily sold yeah it's true. so the land lease is essentially the the. building does not own the land that it. sits on. so you can never technically own the.

apartment it can go up at. in price at any point the the. homeowner's dues which are monthly can. double. triple quadruple doesn't matter and it. gets reassessed every five to ten years. so interestingly enough in the 60s and. 70s trump plaza. made a deal with the land that the. building was on to only pay 1.9 million. for the land for over the course of 40. years and we're in the 70s yeah in the. 70s wow. when that expired they owed 190 million. to own the. land because land costs in manhattan.

always go up new york land costs go up. so they raise the money everyone in the. building raises everyone in the building. all the criminals living in trump plaza. raised the money because otherwise you. could lose the unit completely. because all the land gets forfeited back. to whoever owns it and you're [ __ ] but. the people in trump plaza. were able to raise 109 million 190. 190 million dollars so that they were. square correct well we're not going to. be doing that over at the [ __ ]. what was this place called carnegie uh.

carnegie house. yeah yeah and they they have all these. and it's on billionaires roads on 57th. street billionaires row. and i'm an idiot because i'm like i'm. telling ben i'm like you see. uh i said a lot of people are just not. on zillow trying to get these deals but. i'm on it because i'm smart. that's the great article right there. which one is it right there the 99. oh thousand dollar one bedrooms on. billionaire's route yeah this was it. carnegie's. yeah hundred thousand dollar studios and. billionaires real highly desirable. apartments if people are racing to. unload. why and then they explain to you yeah in.

the case of carnegie house it turns out. it's straight forward it's a land lease. building meaning the building doesn't. own the ground beneath its foundation. the arrangement is fairly rare there are. only 100 land lease buildings in the. city and means. that the building's owners have to pay. rent to the developers which in a co-op. building of course means that the. shareholding residents. who pay ground rent in addition to their. typical monthly maintenance fees. real estate tax and any operational cost. so if the ground lease expires and is. renewed at a much higher. rate the monthlies can double or triple. land leases can reset as often as every.

5 10 15 years. as the building and the property. underneath is reappraised when they do. so this is what is. uh i almost got robbed because i'm an. idiot now they would have explained this. to me but i'm such a [ __ ]. that i was actually looking at this is. like a good investment. and i'm the type of guy that they dream. of because when i walk in. to the real estate thing and i go listen. i found a good deal i know how this. works. i pay attention i got my ear to the. ground 2 15.

you know i'll go in there or maybe we do. a cash deal you know. who knows like they look at me and they. go um. right they go okay so you know it's a. land lease and that means that you know. like. whatever in a couple of years they reset. the month these they can go up but. anything can go up right. they go hey 15 years 20 years who cares. right they go this guy get him another. steak. get him another steak you want a light. light up his cigarette get a mistake he. doesn't care about what happens in 20. years. you don't care what happens in five. years it doesn't matter you're happy.

in the moment buy it you're a big dog. you're living on billionaires row. lie about how much it cost i mean. there's so many ways to try to sucker. me into that deal thank god ben was here. and smart and able to see i just said. white power didn't mean to i just went. like this i was trying to make a point. but this is white power now this is. screenshot that yeah they will. screenshot that and they'll see how i. was trying to do white power. all my enemies of which there's like two. enemies i have that write about me. that make like eight thousand dollars a. year to write about my podcast.

every day it's like great the truth the. true threat to america. the tim dillon show. the alt-right podcast that. has never ever talked about anything. remotely all right. um it's amazing but again it must be so. comforting to just live in a reality. that bears no resemblance to the one on. this planet. and that's what many people have been. doing and they've made louis gomez a. political figure. they've made louis gomez into like a.

divisive. uh political agitator and hey man. whatever works whatever makes you that. 85. 9 000 a year that you earn. writing about comedy as if it's the most. important thing when we all know that. it's. pretty unimportant um. anna from red scare was very interesting. i want to get her on the show but she. made a great point about me too and that. like the unquestioning nature of me too. not that there wasn't a lot of real [ __ ].

happening clearly but the unquestioning. nature of it. was really like lays the groundwork for. this sort of like. social compliance that everybody like. the highest. virtue in america will just be. compliance. people going yes that person is bad. this person is good whatever the body. politic whatever like. you know whatever feelings and thoughts. and ideas and opinions we all may have. we're going to subjugate them and we're. always going to take instructions. from this tech media industrial.

complex now that will feed us our. beliefs. they will feed us our thoughts and we. will we will regurgitate them. because we all live in fear of being on. the outside of that. mainstream acceptable uh and that's. now obviously the other side of that is. like let's not storm the capital with. horns. and let's not you know uh you know burn. down. uh federal courthouses in portland or. seattle. um but the.

intellectual response to all of this has. been pretty frightening. the people whose job is to think have. shut their minds off. pretty terrifying and they've they've. they've fallen on both sides of a binary. and everything they do just reinforces. that binary to the point where the only. thing that will happen is some type of. violent clash. there is no other option when nuanced. people like me the purveyors of nuance. in a funny way. are attacked people don't like it they. get angry.

when you're nuanced but if you fall on. either side of a binary they actually. like you. left kind of loves the right and the. right kind of loves the left. because they give each other oxygen and. a reason to exist they give each other. an enemy. when somebody comes in the middle and. goes hey i'm kind of nuanced and i'm not. like a total loser. even though i did just almost get. [ __ ] built in a landline scam in new. york. pretty [ __ ] easily off zillow i am an. idiot. but you know i'm not a complete loser. and i have a little nuanced point of. view. i become the threat the threat becomes.

are you [ __ ] up the binary the powers. that be loved the binary. and the people on either sides of the. binary love it so when you [ __ ] it up a. little bit. yeah i agree with them but then i also. agree with them and maybe we shouldn't. do this but maybe we shouldn't also do. that. people go oh [ __ ] you actually are. putting out putting a way forward of. like this could be a new way to think. about things. you're the real problem you know but i. haven't had coven. so i haven't really gone through the. necessary. things another thing to talk about last.

night. is uh teslas everyone that gets a tesla. uh thinks they're part of the. development team at spacex. i've never seen a product like this. where you buy the product and you become. also a spokesman for the product. it's not enough that you own a tesla. everyone around you needs to know about. the tesla. what it can do what elon musk is up to. what the starlink satellite system is. it's a [ __ ]. car yes it's electric maybe it's the.

future but who gives a [ __ ]. why are you going and ruining my night. never shutting up the cyber trucks. coming out and you know what that no one. no. shut up it's a 37 000. car okay a public school teacher could. afford it. it's not impressive it is what it is. it's just a [ __ ] car. i get it you drive an iphone around it's. it's got all the bells and whistles it's. it's you know it's self-driving it's so. i like driving. all these idiots are like well you don't.

even have to drive you're gonna stood in. your car. and what are you doing what are you. doing. working on a hedge fund drive you have. nothing else to do. well you could self-drive yeah we know. why you drunk. we know what you want to do you drug. addict yeah you could self-drive so you. could cut lines of coke on a [ __ ] cd. case or whatever. or whatever you have yeah that's you. know that's a reference from a long time. ago but. i bet those people still have those. [ __ ] i used to do it on a gym blossom. cd. but that's my point i don't have. problems with tesla owners but everybody.

thinks that they start talking about. elon musk and they start talking about. the stock fright. the stock price you think i ever bought. a car and i'm like well. ford is actually up because of you're. not. part of that you own a car. you're not part of the thing it's. really frustrating when people with. tesla's. don't understand that you're just buying. a [ __ ] car this it's a weird cult. that you need to convert everybody else. into.

everybody needs to know how cool teslas. are like what you know so as somebody i. know. has when they just look at me they're. like they're the future like very. seriously. they're the future it's like hey why. don't you shut up. about the future okay it's a cool. electric car. other companies will come out with cars. that compete with tesla jags doing it. ford's doing it a lot of people will do. it. teslas will still probably be always. maybe the coolest or not. i don't know but elon musk is a little. annoying and i'm sick of him doing his. starling satellites i don't even know. what the [ __ ] they do.

but they make me think it's a ufo i. think the planet's being invaded and. we're all going to get colonized and. raped and i get so excited. and then when i find out it's just this. [ __ ] goofing off. i get upset so if you own a tesla. congrats but please just pipe down it. becomes like the covet thing you're like. you don't understand yeah i i. i unders no i know it's you know the cu. the car drives it set you put on.

self-driving it drives itself. and soon in a year it'll have full self. driving. why even get in the car why doesn't the. car just go to [ __ ]. ralph's for you why doesn't the car [ __ ]. your wife. why do you have to even be in the car. why doesn't the car go to the meeting. and say the [ __ ] things you're gonna. say well. it drives itself i just sit in it i'm. just a passenger. okay we get it we understand that it's. fascinating.

and and great and and and i'm happy. about everyone that owns a tesla i'm. very happy about it and i'm not. [ __ ] on them i have a nice car i. don't talk about it because it's boring. no one cares about cars i don't care. about cars. i have a nice car it's a decent car it's. a fine car there's better cars than mine. there's cooler cars than mine it is what. it is. it's not a big deal okay my car is also. not mine's a gas guzzling truck. so it's not cool i don't get to talk. about the charger.

think about the tesla charger all the. time and where's the well there's gonna. there actually could have supercharged. stations where if you pull up your. chargers. i hope you start getting shot in the. head at the supercharged. tesla station why don't we start doing. that why don't people start shooting. people in the head. and taking their money outside the. supercharge just an idea. wink free idea i'm just a little sick of. it i'm not i'm not hating on the tesla. people. i was in rogan's tesla it's very cool it. goes very fast well the ludicrous mode. is very fast i understand that but where.

are you going. where are you going you don't have. anywhere to go you're going fast. to what what exactly are you doing are. you in a chase. are you using that car to chase down a. man who was just throwing a girl into a. van. is that why you need ludicrous mode so. you can go so fast. and then find that van and then [ __ ]. beat that guy up and then free that girl. is that what you're doing or are you. going to. like i don't know [ __ ] dairy queen.

you know i mean it's like enough for any. i'm just a little sick do you understand. my frustration with these people of. course. it's a weird brainwashed cult of people. well but it's people that just want to. talk about. you you have a tesla you want to talk. about that yeah yeah you have a tesla. and all you talk about is your tesla. that's not true but that's not i wasn't. really going at you i was going a lot of. people because he has a tesla. that's a weird call to people giannis. has one michael has one yeah yeah. my friend michael has they just they. just they go you never you'll never go.

back. what does that mean i'm already looking. at the lucid air it's a better ev it's. coming out in like two years you know. there's other things. this whole thing is like you'll go back. it's like yo you go black you never go. back. it's like maybe that's the case but with. tesla. i mean let's stop acting like you've. done some people that have a tesla act. like they've really. done something they act like they've. really done like they've accomplished. something. now you've accomplished something. because you used to be too drunk to even. get in a car.

and now you've been sober and you're. doing all this that's great but it's. like i have a range rover who cares. right it doesn't matter i don't talk. about it because it's not interesting. the the [ __ ] british monsters that. own range rover are not trying to help. the world. by the way they like the car burns a lot. of gas. and we locked to sell it to rappers you. lock the seller to housewives. and rappers that's who drives range. rovers housewives and rappers and i'm. half of each. and and that's who drives it but enough.

with the the tesla [ __ ] like enough with. it i mean i. you you you're starting to get better. about it but you love talking beginning. i was a little annoying about it well. you just love talking to people about it. yeah. you know and it's like there's other. things you're a fascinating guy there's. other things. that you can talk about besides your car. your golf your tesla yeah whatever. but it's just you know see what i do. when i walk in a room. i i always give people sort of a. dissertation. and i i don't say like oh the cool thing. about the is that the sunroof.

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perfectly regular suburban california. house. it costs a little too much money because. california costs too much money. but i don't need more space than this. it's great the reason we got this house. was there's a large. carpeted room that has a studio and. carpet's important for what the sound. right so we found this room and most. most houses do not have. old-school carpet like this but it's an. old house it's like an. old house and the things in it you know. the the. the handles fall off the doors and the. dishwasher doesn't. work and then you call the landlords who.

are sweet and you go. hey can i fix the dishwasher and think. well it's a melee dishwasher which means. that uh we need a melee technician to. come in and. otherwise it would void the warranty and. because of covered we can't get one of. the technicians in and it's been broke. for a month. and now that what happened with the. wi-fi so if there's a cord in the wall. somewhere that's. disconnected or under the house or. something we can't get anyone out here. for two weeks you know what happened my. wife. let me tell you let me tell you. something my wife came in one day and. she goes. the wi-fi doesn't work you know what i.

did. you know what i did to my wife i killed. my wife. i killed my wife and i buried her in the. [ __ ] round. and i pissed on her corpse i saw him. but now they're now they're coming when. when are they coming these people. in two weeks and for anyone wondering. we're doing a hot spot off my phone. that's why we're pulling stuff up but. we don't have internet so two weeks two. weeks i mean people that are working. from home would not. die that's what i told them i said yeah. from home i'll lose my job if. what do they say they started with the. covenant coven the guy yeah.

we can't get anyone out yeah it's a bio. what they tell you to go you don't. understand. you tell them we need to wi-fi cause i'm. dying i have. terminal cancer they go it doesn't. matter you don't know. it's it's it's bananas that we have to. like. we have to keep tip turning around but. now i'm looking at you know i don't i. also don't have a life to fill the. suburbs let's be very honest. he has a wife and a tesla and they have. a you know it's a life two dogs. i'm just a a a a lone ranger here.

so i live in an area where everyone has. families and you know they've all have. lives and i just i'm a person. so i think my next move is going to be. like a nice apartment building. get like a one or two bedroom apartment. i want. modern like i always hated modern now i. want ultra modern i want everything to. be modern i want no problem. with the wi-fi i want a lap pool to swim. every day. i want like a fitness set because i. think after covid. which there will be an after covert i. know people are like no. there will be no people who work from.

home forever how are they gonna get. their dick sucked. they're gonna get [ __ ] by meeting. people at their jobs people have not. like. you can't just run everything out of. your [ __ ] basement you're gonna have. to go back out there eventually. and um like. there's going to be i think that you. know people are going to realize in a. few years if you don't have a life to. really fill. the suburbs you know or fill your house. up with the left. like you go and you get just a nice. apartment some of these buildings are.

really. high-end buildings that have everything. that you could ever want they've got. maid service. they've got all these cool things that. are kind of baked into it some of them. are furnished i i furnish this house i. don't wanna. i don't wanna do any of that some people. love having a house tinkering around. doing this doing that to me it's never. been exciting i just want to be. funny my job's difficult enough to stay. funny and. whatever stay sane that i don't want to. i don't need to like walk around the. house and be like what's wrong today. this is a fun project it's not a fun.

project you know what i mean. a fun project for me is trying to figure. out you know oh you know who i know in. the business is next going to end up on. the cover of the la times. that's enough of a project i don't need. to be tinkering around with door handles. okay so that's my point. my point is that i think after this year. lease is up i'm done with these old. houses i'm done with the charm. i might be done with the suburbs and i. had in la's all suburbs but like. head into more of an area of like a. modern building with some amenities and. just kind of go into that space age.

type you know i don't know blink your. eyes and the curtain goes down or. something. some of that [ __ ] is cool some of this. old [ __ ] like. charm is really what you say about. something when it's just. dated and i like dated stuff but. charm and dated go hand in hand like. this [ __ ]. just the house i'm living in was. probably the [ __ ]. 20 years ago or maybe not even but. whatever it's a cool house i'm not. complaining about it there's people that.

are. facing evictions and [ __ ] like that i'm. not trying to be like oh we're going oh. but it's just annoying when you when. you're living in a place that. is you know you just can't have wi-fi. can't have things because there's. problems in the walls. it's probably a bunch of brown recluse. spiders and allies of the airbnb cons. just chewing on the wires and the walls. trying to [ __ ] me up that's probably. what's going on. right now or i don't know or some or. some [ __ ] mega black widows.

that are upset with me because i. suggested and by the way i'm sorry for. going woke last week on twitter. and suggesting that you not bludgeon a. cop to death with a. fire extinguisher i do realize that is. hollywood elitism and i'll try not to. exhibit that behavior again. although it's hard to get tempted you. know so many of my friends have pools. and you start to think like a hollywood. elite and i go what would a hollywood. elite. say you go hey don't attack a cop with a. fire extinguisher and bludgeon him to. death. now by the way three months ago that was.

a position. that would right put me squarely at odds. with the left. now people on the right are angry with. me because. you don't have to find the tweet it's. fine it's fine it's just what it is. people on the right are angry with me. because i've suggested that. we not harm the capitol police. with uh fire extinguishers and they're. angry with me. and they're like stupid they're like. yeah well it's a revolution. [Music]. they're like everyone wants a revolution.

until you until it's here it's like. what you think this is a revolution how. much of a loser are you. that you think hitting a cop in a face. with a fire extinguisher. is an actual revolution that's actually. going to happen. you've dedicated your lives and your and. and. to to following around a billionaire who. lives in a castle in. florida and you think he's fighting some. underground war to free. the children that are being eaten by. other politicians. whom he was friends with up until three.

years ago. you've dedicated your entire life for. that and if i say something like that's. probably not the best huh. you go shut up you don't understand. it's just a country of cults country of. cults out there i guess i just i'm. trying to avoid the cults i'm trying to. just you know it's like a slalom. in skiing you just gotta like zip past. the cults like. zip past this zip pass q anon zip pass. rush again zip ass. chronova zip past this zip fast cover.

this that that that. lockdown it's like anti-mask are you. like ooh i almost became an anti-master. and then i'm like. well that's kind of stupid some people. are saying it helps and i'm not saying. you have to have it on all the [ __ ]. time but like why am i. why is my identity becoming like telling. people not to wear a mask. what is that about like i upload a photo. the other day in santa monica i have a. mask on because it's lit it's the law. here. and i have a mask on and i just and by. the way i usually put it around my chin. so i can breathe and still suck people. off. on at on the beach but i have it in my. chin and then sometimes i put it up when.

like i'm walking like an old person or. somebody who's like. gives me a look like it's me and then. people are like you're a [ __ ]. you have the [ __ ] mascot i'm like. your entire identity. has become about telling me to not put a. mask on like that's your. your entire brain that small. shriveled up brain in your head you're. funneling all the energy at just getting. mad at someone who's wearing a mask. because it's literally the. law of the place that they live and. they're trying to be considerate of. other people they're like there's no. scientific proof it works i'm like.

whatever the scientific studies are. whenever we find out what the [ __ ] works. and doesn't work. it's gonna be probably years from now. and guess what it's not gonna be. because some scumbag on twitter told me. it did or didn't work. there's people that actually have. degrees that are trying to figure this. [ __ ] out. and don't spam i don't even i don't even. care but like just know that your. 15 paragraph youtube comment about masks. will be lost on me. i don't love masks i hate them i hate. wearing them i feel like you can't. breathe i don't like them i get creeped.

out when i see like. kids with them when they jog in school. i'm all you know i don't like i'm not. i'm the wrong one but when i go out into. public it seems like the right thing to. do to wear a mask. but again it's hollywood elitism don't. smash the cop with the thing. hollywood elitism hollywood elitism by. the way. the only down-to-earth person left in. this country is donald j trump. he's the only one that somehow he's the. only one that's somehow down to earth. and i mean it's a good run he's had four. years and big attackers. they're not acting up right and the. wall's built and everyone's happy.

the kids are all freed you know there's. parades every day of. kids that were victims of human. trafficking and they're just like. walking up and down the streets. i'm not saying everything trump did was. bad but i do think it was a little bit. of a mixed bag. you know even his supporters a lot of. them that are intelligent that have. brains. but now he's like deluding his. supporters to like the real. hardcore supporters like the real. hardcore like the people the the tesla. cult it's like. you have just a cult of people that just.

want to talk about how wronged. trump has been and uh you know how he's. just never had the opportunities to do. the things he didn't want to do. and you'll just never understand it's. just like covet people you know. everybody you'll never understand so. everybody now just you have to sit there. and just go yeah yeah. because they want to talk they talk at. you and you just sit there and you go. yeah. yeah my aunt donna texts me every day. that everyone has corona is dying. because that's what she wants to live in. that universe. she wants to live in a universe where. it's like.

terror and fear and fear and terror. because the boomers. the boomers are need to be under attack. they need to be under attack so it's. either it's ms-13. it's called like something's coming to. take everything that they deserve. and i get it i love my antonio but it's. like this is uh not uncommon in her. generation where it's like. these are people that are in love with. fear. they love fear uh and wherever they can. get it and they're not. they don't discriminate either well they. do discriminate but they don't. discriminate about what kind of fear. they want they'll take it from anywhere.

give it to him from fox news msnbc the. local bulletin. a [ __ ] something on a pizza place. wall wherever they get it they don't. care they just want to be afraid. and they want to be aggrieved i mean. people are trying to kill us. everybody's trying to kill us and. somebody out there is to blame and this. is what. this is the dynamic that they love. living in that's just what it is that's. the boomer dynamic it's just we love. fear they have they have really attached. themselves to fear they have. they have had it the easiest of maybe. any generation to have ever lived.

ever and they uh still somehow. find things to complain about it's kind. of impressive. it's just damn [ __ ] impressive when. you could talk to people that all of it. for a lot of them have inherited houses. gotten great jobs uh were able to go to. colleges very cheaply. uh made it if they weren't in vietnam. they kind of skated by without any. serious military commitments. in their lives unless they were. voluntary um. yes there was boom and bust cycle in the.

economy and of course they went through. periods of economic hardship but that's. everybody i mean there was nothing like. the great depression. and i don't think there was too much. like the financial crisis in 2008 i mean. the early 70s were bad in the 80s. you know parts of that sucks for. different people but the people i'm. talking about kind of skated by they. kind of did really well. uh through all of these things and again. they they either idolize trump or hate. him. he is the center of their universe in a. good or a bad way. and uh because again they want it's. either rachel maddow or tucker carlson. it is.

a fear-based kind of end of life. uh we don't know what else to do we've. done it all uh all the. hippy [ __ ] never was realized any of. that stuff never really happened we all. became yuppies. and then we all bought houses in the. suburbs and then we are all now. you know huddled in these houses in the. suburbs and angry and just looking. outside the windows there are people. coming to kill us and we got to defend. our you know. so i get it but i mean it's just like. that's part of why. i like the suburbs i like living in this. house but i wonder if.

i i wonder if i could live in like a. modern apartment because my goal would. be to kind of live in that modern. apartment and still keep that fear. and that anger from the suburbs and. bring it into the city. keep that fear that sense of being. aggrieved that sense of perpetual. victimhood. that sense of just churning angry. violent. nasty entitlement and bring it into this. kind of modern. communal living situation and one by one.

poison everybody that lives there. one by one you know but listen folks. here's the reality you shouldn't talk if. you haven't had coven. everything's about you should just have. and if you don't have it make it up that. you had it. because i know people now that are. almost provably doing that. they're provably making up that they had. covered and they're medicating covered. with things like percocet which is not a. prescribed thing. and then they're saying things that have. nothing to do with calvin like they're.

saying. yeah i had a physical fight with uh i. beat up my boyfriend uh covered. i beat up my girlfriend called hey i. threw my wife down the stairs you know. how it goes colvin. so that's where we're at now if you. haven't had calvin invent that you've. had calvin. because no one's gonna take you. seriously so as of right now i'm gonna. let everyone know. last week i beat covet i punched my. mother in the face. i robbed the bank i bought a bunch of. guns i went to the capitol. and i stormed in and i went and i put a. [ __ ].

pen and i held nancy pelosi and i held a. pen to her neck. and you know why because comment. good night.