#214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon. show uh we are here in long island. governor meatball. has attacked it was a sneak attack. it wasn't completely unexpected. i did see the potential for this i. didn't vocalize it. because i didn't want to manifest it. i don't know who the department of. health the governor cuomo. or somebody in the governor's office.

shut. down governor's comedy club. which was doing outside socially. distanced. safe shows in a tent. in a parking lot outside. and it had been open for a while and. many people had performed there. and there were no problems and nobody. had been tested positive for covet 19. but yours truly.

criticized the governor of the state of. new york. on the biggest podcast in the world. and then a few days later. a few hours before i was supposed to. perform. in the tent the shows were canceled and. governors got shut down now. i am not alleging that there is a. connection but i cannot. say there isn't a connection do you see. what i'm saying i don't know.

i don't know i believe we're now in a. war. i'm in a war with this crime fan can we. be honest. they're a crime family mario cuomo. the grandfather was the governor now. this guy's the governor is brothers on. cnn. they're a crime family that chose to run. the state of new york. instead of a trucking company that's who. they. are and i don't care that chris.

uh fredo uh cuomo corleone's wife. is a member of the southampton bathing. corp you can't. wash the garlic out of your dress we. smell you from a million miles away. you can walk on the beach with wasps. wearing white linen. but you smell like a three-day-old. sausage and pepper hero under the seat. of a [ __ ]. i know you try to wash that off but it.

seeps out of your pores. and i did you know she's a member of the. very elite. southampton bathing corp one of the. oldest and most prestigious. beach clubs in the world. which means nothing to me. so i walked right you know out out they. you know they they have. obviously a building in a pool and an. inside that you can't get in. but there's a beach they're they're out. there they're sitting on the beach. and these wasps used to own the whole.

world and now they have this small. patch of dirt in southampton and these. are. you know 800 of the wealthiest families. uh on the planet and. many of them have memberships to this. beach club and they. all drive beater old cars there it would. be. seen as grotesque to show up in a lambo. or. uh you know uh you know a bugatti. something ostentatious it is very wasp.

aesthetic over there and i walked. through it i walked through the beach. part of it. you know there's women wearing like. white bonnets and kids i mean it looked. kind of like a regular. you know beach club you could t you know. the difference was that people were. reading. let's be honest that was the major. difference a couple of people had a few. books and not trashy. romance novels where there's like a guy. whose packs are busting.

out of his shirt you know it looks like. some [ __ ]. you know lager you know on the front. cover of the book and. it was in harry potter it wasn't adults. reading harry potter. like a lot of the beaches i go to where. it's an adult. reading tween fiction an adult sitting. there unashamed. reading tween fiction it wasn't that. i couldn't see what the books were but i. could tell by their covers. they were not that but other than that. other than the fact that you saw people.

reading. age-appropriate material it wasn't that. obvious. that it was uh so different from the. types of people that would just. normally congregate on a beach in a. well-to-do area i mean there were no. boom boxes i don't want to be racist. here and. this is going to seem racist but you. know what i mean nobody was playing. loud music there were no potato chips. nobody had a bag of lay's potato.

chips nobody was sitting around. uh crunching cheese doodles. it was people that were reading quietly. talking quietly going in in the water. of course there's no phones allowed no. instagram no tick-tocking no you know. there are strict rules and christina. cuomo. chris uh fredo cuomo. corleone didn't have corona never forget.

liar uh his wife christina grissom. is a member of the southampton bathing. court. do i know can i be certain that she was. not told. that i committed the social sin. of walking through the beach club that i. am not a member of. i don't know can i can i be sure can i. be certain that that did not happen. is this a war for the future of the.

hamptons is this the cycles of new money. replacing old. am i locked in the same war that. vanderbilt and carnegie and rockefeller. were in i could be. but i'm ready for it i'm ready for it. i'm here fighting for your rights first. of all it is your right to die. no one's told you that it's your right. to die it's your right to die you have a. right. to die okay it is not your right to kill.

other people but if if other people all. take a risk. and kill each other you're not killing. them. do you see what i mean like if everybody. decides. for example like you know we always talk. about drunk drivers what if everyone in. the car is drunk. do you know how many times i've been in. a car and everyone is drunk. and every time we'd get into an accident. all most people would laugh. nobody in the car deserved to survive. nobody. there was no innocent person in the car.

there was no like. good person that had just accidentally. ended up in a car with three other. drunks on a wednesday night in long. island. leaving a bar called lisa's lounge. everybody already had blood. on their hands you see so if everybody. wants to get together and. assess the risk and go out and enjoy. some [ __ ] entertainment. which is i think their god-given right. or. state given they should be able to do. that without.

the fear of reprisal from this. vindictive petty. gangster who's running new york state. and this is the play until trump um. is loses and you could hate trump you. could want trump to lose i think it. would be very. healthy for the country to have a reset. right about now but. let's just be honest if you work in the. restaurant business or if you work in.

entertainment. be prepared for a rocky couple of months. because. especially if you're in a blue state a. lot of these governors. um they're not going to allow. the phases to reopen in a way that makes. people feel hopeful about the future i. think the plan is. to kind of reopen. uh gradually slowly and. i don't think a hell of a lot of. reopening is going to happen before. november.

i just don't believe that and listen. that's a strategy. and it's you know because a lot of these. states don't want to get clobbered again. there's many reasons. but let's not for a minute pretend. let's not for a second pretend that. there isn't a benefit to. keeping the economy stalled. and keeping people a little terrorized. they just want you a little. nervous out there they want you.

a little apprehensive out there a little. fearful they want you to know. that society is fragile. and that that is part of. a strategy to force political change in. the country. you may agree with it you may think it's. smart you may. i think it's necessary you might think. it's long overdue. but let's be very honest about what it.

is it's not. i think if biden and kamala win the tone. of the coverage is going to change. trump did bungle this i think we can all. agree if we're honest. that trump didn't do a great job i don't. know how well. other presidents would have done and now. we'll never know. i mean we might know if we get a new one. in a few months. but at the end of the day the media. wants. this guy out and they're using every. opportunity.

to you know act as a. partisan political. machine that's what they're doing if you. can't see that. you yourself have left the planet which. is okay. that's fine but just know that just you. can see. that and it's not all undeserved that's. the other thing. trump is not above reproach he doesn't. he deserves uh a lot of criticism he's. the last person you'd want in any type.

of crisis. you know he like cuomo is petty he's. vindictive. you know you know i don't know what. cuomo did i haven't really been. following this nursing home scandal. i just know that my mother is in a. nursing home and has not died of covet. and everyone in my family's been. terribly disappointed you know we call. every day and we're like. what what is going on has everyone died. but her. has literally every person died of covet. in the nursing home system but her. this [ __ ] is sucking up tax dollars. like you have no idea.

i mean shoot her in the head and just. say it's kophen. who cares they're not gonna care the. people who run this state. are [ __ ] criminals they're gangsters. to smother her with a pillow for christ. but i don't know what what he's been. doing i think he's just been putting. you know he's just let a brush fire of. covid. run through the nursing home system in. new york state. okay while.

he's not canceling comedy shows. held in parking lots he spends his time. shipping sick covert patients to nursing. homes. starting a brush fire of disease. this is a guy who claims how well new. york handled covid. he fails to mention that all of the. outbreaks of kovid. from around the country originate and. emanate from. new york not shutting down immediately. and letting people leave now i'm not.

saying that new york. should have shut down or it shouldn't. have shut down but let's look at the. causation of a lot of the. the coveted outbreaks came they can be. directly traced to new yorkers. so before we throw ourselves a victory. party. and before somebody pops out of the cake. and before mama starts rolling the. eggplant rollatini. and before we bring out the chafing. dishes and before we get the [ __ ]. peniela vodka and the chicken frances. and the cannolis out let's understand.

that you and your state infected the. entire country yes or yes. those are just facts andrew andy. meatball they're just facts. and you could be a you can revise. history you could do whatever makes you. comfortable. you can get out and uh you know do this. dance do you desperately want to be. president. we've never had an italian president. and we never will we will have a. transgender.

member of antifa before we. have uh somebody who smells like garlic. sitting in that oval office okay. criminal. understand that criminal. there's nothing really better than anti. uh. racism and because it is. allowed that's just simply why it's so. good it's. it's sanctioned it's allowed uh nobody.

uh it will stop you from doing it in. fact there's only an upside to you. engaging in racism against. irish people or italians which is why i. do it so frequently. and because i know a lot of irish people. and italian people so it's kind of. it's fun to poke fun at them but i mean. if the governor let's. say let's just say for an example the. governor was a black lesbian. let's do the show again ready ladies and. gentlemen welcome to the tim dillon show. the shows got cancelled real. disappointing anyway.

heading back to l.a pretty soon really. excited about. you see the difference you see the diff. and that's unfortunate. that is unfortunate because i do believe. that everybody deserves a good lashing. specifically when they are. targeting uh just a clown. just a happy clown coming to dances. clown dance for the people in long. island the. simple people in long island who just.

want to laugh they just want to laugh. and eat. bacon egg and cheese sandwiches and. occasionally do a little heroin. that's all they want to do they want to. live in houses they inherited and. complain about the tax burden. ah six trillion dollars already spent on. covert 19. the national debt has soared past 26. trillion what impact do you think. that's to have on the value of the. dollar who's paying for it all. fact if you don't think we're sitting on.

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couldn't. you know don't start with me people. please. the amount of content that you are. provided for free there is no generation. of comedians. that has provided as much content uh as. my generation has. absolutely free for you and that doesn't. mean that i don't appreciate all the. money that you guys give us on patreon. i do it we try to put it to good use to. make videos and have fun and do whatever. but the reality of the situation is uh. you know just. if if you forgot what i what i what i. look like.

just find me google image me and you can. stare at that. while you listen to this show but i did. i saw some old friends and some. parents of old friends and it's just. depressing um we're all getting older. everybody's getting older i mean that's. the only way to say it. um the good times are over. and i don't mean forever and i don't. even mean for the country even though i.

you know i've made that case ad nauseam. um i mean for the friendships. that you had um. the golden age is over um. now there is not much left. there's not much left and that's sad but. there's something. nice about there's something that you. know uh. definitive about that where you can look.

at. people and go wow because you know. that's where you really appreciate. time when you look at people that you. used to be. really close with and then you pull back. and you see them later on. and you're in a different place and. they're in a different place. and you barely know each other that's. when you start appreciating time you go. wow you know that's a mind [ __ ]. when you when you when you kind of pull. back and you go you know i was so tight.

with that person. i was so close with that person and uh. now i i you know i'm struggling for. things to say. you know within a few minutes i'm. struggling for things to say we're. making inane. meaningless small talk and these are. people that i used to. you know we used to conversations were. effortless. there was always something to talk about. now they're feeling me out and i gotta. feel them out about how political can it. get and. and everybody knows where i stand on. everything i'm not like a.

private person but like it's still weird. when you're when you're in a room with. people they're like well are you really. that guy are you that guy are you this. guy who are you and. they don't know what they can say and. it's odd because these are the people. that you. really you know spent a lot of time with. and you had a very organic and natural. relationship. with these people and then you just. gotta you look at it and go well. that's over you know especially when you.

sober up everybody on long island's. still boosting it up. and they don't care i mean they don't. care and god love them god bless them. and i mean people in long island they'll. tell you. they survived a brain aneurysm without. blinking i mean they'll. they'll light up a cigarette and go yeah. they found me on the floor i was. bleeding out. they said it was an aneurysm you know i. don't know pulmonary embolism maybe it. was a. yeah i think i had a few pulmonary. embolisms in my left lung i cough one up. over. uh breakfast and uh and they'll be just. sitting there drinking the vodka and. telling you they'll tell you.

they'll tell you right to your face and. you're like oh my god is are you okay is. this okay yeah yeah i'm fine it's okay. don't worry about it. don't worry about it you know just. lighting a butt drink yeah yeah yeah it. was a. i had a corn area at artery bypassed it. was a ah you know all of my heart valves. were clogged. uh at maximum and i uh i just woke up. and they say it. so nonchalantly and and it's everything. that's they. every decision they've ever made in. their life is leslie has led up to that. so i get why they say and i'll probably. say one day without being shocked i'd be. like right i just.

woke up and i took a breath and i. couldn't breathe and i fell down on my. face. and you'll be telling someone who's not. at that point in their life. and there's something so crazy about the. nonchalant way they just kind of go over. all their health problems and then just. put the butt right back in their mouth. and light it up and then just start. drinking again like nothing ever. happened they'll just tell you they go. yeah i was clinically dead for eight. minutes. yeah clinically dead for eight minutes. and then they brought me back and. i remember the paddles i remember the. cold paddles on my.

chest and i remember. there was there was a dark tunnel i was. in a dark tunnel. and i felt like there were these beings. grabbing me and pulling me into hell. ah and then they'll just light up a. cigarette and fall back in their chair. and they're like. but you know i mean things are good all. the tests are good now and i'm like oh. okay well good to see ya. glad i came by hope everyone's well.

give my best to everybody i mean. people that stay in the northeast just. get hit with a shovel. there is no way out a lot of people that. leave the northeast. end up for whatever reason you know. extending their life by a few years. not that that's always preferable but. you know i was in the fat store dxl in. palm desert before i flew to new york. and uh.

you know the worst uh employees of the. fat store are ones that try to make it. like a nice experience because. it by its very nature is um. uh a disgraceful. experience you have to try on clothing. and see what makes you look less fat i. mean it's the whole point of the fat. store. how do you look less fat by the clothing. that you put on it's not it's never. what makes you look good it's never that. it's a. lesser of two evils. situation it's voting it's voting in.

america. it's there's no real like there's no jfk. moment in the fat store where you grab a. shirt and you're like. this is it there's none of that there's. no hope and change. there's no there is none of that there. is just the harsh. cynical realism of what is available. what will look okay on you what will. look. decent what will not cause people to. vomit when you walk in a room. and what can survive the rinse cycle and.

that you won't spend 90. on a shirt and then pull it out and then. after the rinse cycle it's now over. and i've had those experiences where you. pull the shirt out of the rinse cycle. and you go this is done i can admit it. to myself. or i can deny it i can lay on my bed and. then pull the shirt and i can tuck my. knees under it. and try to stretch it back out okay and. i've done that many times. but we're also gonna have to be honest. sometimes it goes through the washer and. dryer and then that's it. it's a one and done that's a one and.

done sometimes. um and i'm in the fat store and i try. not to speak to any of the people that. work there i'm always polite i'm almost. hey. how are you do you have this in this or. you have you know but i'm never like. how's your day. you know and uh see this guy starts. talking to me and he goes well what part. of new york are you from and i'm like. long island you know and he goes oh. that's great he goes you know. he goes you live here now i said yeah i. live here he goes don't you notice. that when you go on facebook like he.

goes right into it and i'm like uh. automatically you know already feeling. nauseous i'm like oh boy. he goes oh you notice when you go on. facebook everybody from the northeast. they look. shot and everybody that got out of there. they seem a little happier and i'm like. yeah i gotta be honest. you're right about that then he goes. like this to me he goes. he looks at me goes did you hear about. that actress. who got murdered the other day and i. said. what he goes that actress who got.

murdered. she's famous rhys he goes. she was like stabbed with a knife. because her name's like reese. like reese i'm like reese witherspoon. and he goes no with a knife. and i'm like. what a what a what a life this guy has. just trying to slip that joke into every. conversation. with a fat person in the palm desert.

mall. like every every [ __ ] guy in there. some guys much fatter than me like. buying like five x's and [ __ ]. this guy is just looking for an. opportunity to slip. the reese witherspoon with a knife joke. in there but he was right about the east. coast he was certainly right about that. um and i don't know i mean it's one of. those situations where.

you you you love the idea that at some. point you you can you can. you can do you can get you know you can. find. some value in the p like in the. in the in the people that you spent all. those years with and not that they. aren't. tremendously valuable but i mean like. you wanna you wanna be able to talk to. them the way you used to talk to them. it's just impossible. it's impossible you know i don't know. that it has anything to do with my. career or anything like that maybe some.

of it does i don't think so. i think it's just because i made it out. i got out. i think i got out and i'm doing okay and. there's there's the people that get out. and then the people that don't get out. and then the people that get out are you. know just they're out they're on a. journey and then the people that didn't. get out. you know kind of look at those people. and they're like yeah. okay sure you know. like you know i said to somebody my. friend's mother i said hey i got a house.

palm springs i rented it for a few. months if you ever want to get out of. new york. you come over there and uh you can stay. with me if you want you know she's like. how do you have that. it's like her first you know i don't. know i'm selling drugs like what's the. answer you know. like oh you know the podcast has done. well and everything and. you know again it's just a house with a. few bedrooms it's not you know. this is the hamptons estate it's the. home. how do you have that and it's like well.

there's the warm long island. you know reception i've been i've been. waiting for. she looks at me she goes you guys. were the needy generation you always. wanted things you needed things. i'm like well also but your generation. of parents was also like you guys were. like. the boomer generation of like hey.

you were really and it's so funny i love. this woman she's a great lady. but she always wanted to leave new york. like she was always talking about buying. a condo and getting out of new york. and then i asked her i'm like you ever. think about you know get out of here i. know you talked about florida for many. years i mean. and when i say she talked about it i. mean every conversation that. she had when we were young she found a. way to inject it into. uh the conversation that she wanted to. move to florida you know or. or the carolinas or somewhere and i'm. like you ever think about. you ever think about leaving you know.

now you have covid and the city and she. goes where am i gonna go. my friends are here i'm like okay yeah. she goes i'm alone i don't want to go. somewhere now and be a lot you know and. i'm like i understand that's those are. all good reasons. so that's it man that's the thing with. long island you know. no matter how strong the bluff is. nobody's leaving. they're just not going they're not. leaving. i was for sure certain that this lady.

would have a place and do like six. months six months. but you get to a certain age where. you're like why am i going to leave. everything that i know because at a. certain age that is all you have. familiarity. is all you have at a certain age because. you're tired. but knowing that you know the people in. the neighborhood you know the stores you. know the restaurants you know the street. signs. you know the stop lights you probably. even know a few of the cops you know the. way. things work you are you know comfortable.

and that is what you have that is the. only thing left. and there there's a sadness to that in a. way because we we tend to think of. life being an adventure and it's about. new things and it's about. you know challenging yourself or. whatever and you know i think at a. certain age. all of those things um uh no longer. uh present themselves as exciting. they present themselves as terrifying. and. most people and sometimes that age is 23.

you know sometimes. people just settle in and they just dig. in and they stay. where they are and there's no better. example of that that i know about than. you know long island. because the you know a lot of people um. and then some people of course leave. long island and they they go be you know. racist in north carolina or something. they. you know it's not the physical it's not. really the physical space some of them. just. you know get out and you know take your. values with them you know. it's not you know it's not exactly.

necessarily confined to a geographic. location. but it's just funny uh you know and then. you wanna you wanna and you don't know. what you're expecting that's the other. thing when you go back and see people. you you kind of don't know what to. expect. you don't know if they're gonna be like. oh my god it's so great to see you and. give you a hug and you know and now this. covert thing is [ __ ] weird you walk. in you don't know hey can i. do i elbow bump you i'd rather do. nothing. like if i'm not gonna give you a hug can. i just like not do anything.

uh do we elbow bump do we fist bump. do i do a black power bump to you. i don't know how do we how do we. navigate this insanely awkward moment. right now that we're having like walking. in. having not seen you know people for. years and then. you know basically not being able to. go up to them and hug them um. it's [ __ ] weird every interaction.

feels like a weird. interview where you feel like you're. interviewing for a job. and it's a job you don't want and that's. every interaction. the majority of them that i've had this. week not all of them we had a lot we had. a cool lunch. um uh with a very smart person but. the the majority of these interactions. that. we've had have been you know kind of. awkward. stilted uncomfortable uh. interviews where it's like so how have.

you been faring. so how have you been have you known. anyone who has died because you're. across a room by the way. so you're not near any once you've got. to be across your room do you know. anyone who has died from this. or not remember your cousin jenna. yes she's dead now. jenna died you know jenna she had lupus.

jenna had lupus she was overweight she. was joe's daughter. i don't know remember she sang at mary's. wedding. did she die of colvin they think so. you know it's good to see you. california it's whatever. i mean what are you gonna [ __ ] do you. gotta do these things right you gotta. see these people. i had lunch with my father you know my.

father's like. my father's a guy he was like i love him. to death but he's like. he's never worked a high pressure job in. his entire life. and he acts like he's like works on wall. street or something. like he has the energy of a guy that's. like like a doctor in an er. but he just sells wine and it's like. kind of like a relaxing job. he just kind of like he you know it's. like people are drinking wine and they. sell. i mean it's just not it's not like this. crazy.

job that you know you know but yeah like. he's always like on his phone he's like. oh boy. oh boy i don't know napa valley's on. fire again i'm like. what do you care what are you kid gonna. retire in a year you're worried about. napa valley being on fire. who gives a [ __ ] he's he acts like he's. like he's like a secret service agent. and he's just he's gonna have to take a. bullet for somebody like that's that's. that's the way the guy acts he's like he. acts he's just always in.

like some frenzied that's the thing in. long island man they just. they're always in long island everybody. there is just barely surviving. they all have homes cars bills are all. paid but they're all like i just. i'm just barely hanging on or being. we're being attacked. we're fighting wars on multiple fronts. here. it's just bad it's just been rough here. he's like the city is [ __ ] up he. hasn't been a city in decades you know.

the city they're killing everyone in the. city now. and i'm like that's that's true and i've. i've been vocal about that that's not a. good thing. but uh yeah you know my dad's always had. that energy of just a guy who's like. just a guy that's got a lot on his plate. just a guy who's got a lot on his plate. and by that you know it will be like. he'll like. that like the day we met him for lunch. that was probably the one thing on his. calendar. was that we would have lunch with him.

and you know again he's just. acting like you know after that he's got. to go and like you know. i don't know like run a presidential. campaign. like are you doing something i don't. know are you walter white. are you doing something i don't know. about are you i are you running some. kind of drug empire. because you're you're acting but that's. just long island. you're fried you're just so fried. uh by the end of your life for all these.

sacrifices that you've made to live in. this place. that's taken everything from you and. giving you a small amount in return. uh there's the synapses are gone. you know like i think ben said to my dad. at one time during dinner he's like. what do you think of cuomo my dad's like. look. my dad's like i'm not a political person. and then launches into a screed. right i'm not a politician i'm not a. political person. but here is my 10-point plan.

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i liked obviously honey nut cheerios. i liked uh. froot loops i was never a pebbles kid i. was never into like cookie crisp or. count chocula or cocoa pebbles or cocoa. crispy or any of that horse [ __ ]. rice krispies was fun every now and then. like if i was going sugar cereal. i'm going i mean i wasn't even that much. in a waffle crisp. or stuff like that i think ben was a.

waffle crisp kid what were you. like what was your sinful cereal what. was your cereal that you really. smacks and stuff like that yeah. i like frosted flakes smacks is okay but. like. you ever get an apple jacks a little bit. yeah dude i love golden grahams that was. my [ __ ]. cinnamon toast crunch was my [ __ ] you. ever get into uh. what are you laughing at uh i did what. were you about to say.

i'm asking you if you're well what. cereals you're gonna say captain crunch. you're laughing like a psychopath like. the joker over there i'm i'm trying to. talk to you about the. the product that's advertising on the. show uh. i've had captain crunch i like it but. then they got nuts with the crunch. berries and [ __ ] but i enjoyed captain. crunch. what else tell me the other honeycomb. what. the honeycomb remember yeah i actually. had that a few times i did enjoy it. it's not bad yeah.

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i the show below deck is good we don't. know why it's good but it's good. it's interesting people on yachts are. interesting they're demanding. and then the people that work on yachts. are kind of people that. are fun to watch but you also don't care. if they die. you know because those people for the. most part are like. they're like galley slaves you know what. i mean they're like scallywags or. whatever they're like. they're just monsters you know they just. take those jobs because they want to get. hammered. and they want to [ __ ] hang out on the. yacht we can't respect those people.

but in a way we want to watch them and. we want to watch them we want to see. them have fun. and we want to we we want to watch them. clean. and then party and we want to watch them. [ __ ] up and get reprimanded and grow up. right before our eyes but it's not. enough to just watch the show. i want to hear more about it i want to. talk about it. i want to be able to hear funny people. break it down. um so that's why we have to listen to. another below deck.

podcast okay i just enjoy it. and what what who's it's theovon's. producer nick. it's hosted by dylan nick and pat dylan. nick and pat. who are i mean i i don't use the word. creative heroes. a lot but let's just say it applies to. all of them. now who is this [ __ ] they had kate i. like kate who do they have ron. they had on kate chastain yeah she's. like the head [ __ ] i'm below deck. i'm kind of impressed that they got her. but they got her because they're running.

a tight ship no pun intended they're. running a tight ship over there. at another below deck podcast and they. got kate chastain. and they really went to town now what. happened somebody got fired. yes the firing of chief stu hannah. for she had drugs on the yacht i don't. i'm trying to find out. what chief stu hannah what kind of drugs. did she have. i'm gonna look it up right now because. uh. i just found out tori lanez shot megan. the stallion i don't know who any of.

these people are. uh i just maybe we shouldn't. maybe we shouldn't i mean i don't know. should all the musicians always be. shooting each other all the time. is that good for the kids am i. officially old that i'm starting to. notice these things. is it good for the kids if all the. musicians are shooting each other in the. face all the time. is that good or no i don't know. she had a valium pills and a cbd pin. i mean that's weak [ __ ] they kicked you.

off for a valium and a cbd. pen who gives a [ __ ]. dude what's going on in this country. i don't i don't understand what is her. name can you spell it please. hannah um farrier. f-e-r-r-i-e-r. she goes it's not something i was hiding. about the valium.

i think i've just been really. disappointed because i feel i'm being. painted as some sort of drug addict. yeah i mean this is weak dude. but apparently this kate chastain hates. her. right is that what it says this is sort. of unfair because apparently. she's been having like panic attacks on. board and stuff. they just kicked her off huh well they. just kicked her yeah but you know she.

could [ __ ] say anything she wants. i've been having panic attacks and i. that's why i need to valium and. you know my my wrists get lonely that's. why they need the needle in them. yeah i mean it's like who knows. but i i do think the podcast is. worthwhile give it a give it a listen. you know and see what you think i mean. if you're into that show below deck it. is a good. show you know i mean if people like it i. mean these guys are into it and they do.

another podcast about the bachelor. called another bachelor podcast. you know they stay up on these shows and. a lot of people you know when you're. done with this show if none of your. friends watch it maybe you watch it in. secret maybe you shamefully watch it you. don't want to admit you watch it none of. your friends. want to talk to you about it you can. then you know listen to this podcast. because. maybe you know if you admit hey i watch. below deck one of your friends is gonna. be like listen. i mean you know have you ever thought. about [ __ ] a dude you're gonna be. like i did in college a few times and.

then it's gonna be [ __ ] weird. and then your friend comes over and you. guys start [ __ ] you know. and you're not ready for that and it all. started because you admitted to watching. below deck and then all of a sudden. he's taking you below deck you know and. he's teaching you how to prepare. the bottom and you have to clean up and. then you're sitting there eating dinner. with your wife and. you just got [ __ ] in the ass viciously. and there's an oddness to it and you're. like. you know it wasn't entirely you know it.

wasn't unenjoyable but. now you have this entire crisis that's. brewing in your life. because you didn't just listen to. another below deck podcast. you had to admit to a friend that you. like below deck. which then led to him [ __ ] you. on the bed where you sleep with your. wife. i mean do you see what i mean. so where can they go they are on. apple podcasts and on spotify and if you.

want to leave a review on apple podcast. saying you heard about the show on the. tim dillon show. i would love that if you did that for me. personally you know i if you if you went. to apple podcast. yeah i heard about this from the tim. dylan show that would if you guys have. any time. you know in in between your busy day of. doing whatever. you know uh if you could do that for me. that would be really good. also you know check out the podcast i i. think it's a real. uh it's a good podcast uh if you're not.

if you're into below deck i like you. know below decks a show that i could. just kind of watch. you know when i was on the road i'd put. it on it'd be a marathon of bravo i just. watched four hours of it. while i just laid in a hotel room bed in. ohio and wished i was dead. and i would just watch the show and it. was really it was just like fun because. i like bo i like seeing boats and stuff. all right but i've been here a week i'm. here a few more days ben's flying out. tomorrow morning and then i'm back to. the desert we're really locking this. [ __ ] up we're locking it up. unfortunately i know that a lot of you. want to go out and see me live and i.

want to go out and. i want to perform live but we're locking. this baby up until 2021 because the. reality is. i'm not having you guys go out and buy. tickets to shows that don't [ __ ]. happen. i don't want clubs holding your money i. don't want you to keep being rescheduled. you know these things to keep being. rescheduled. and then you don't get a refund and i. know you guys need your [ __ ] money. it's a [ __ ] rough time out there i. will get back into this. when there's something to get back into. and i think i said that a few months ago. and i meant that. this was my test of the waters here to.

see how this would be. you know i was never thrilled about. performing in a tent i didn't want to do. it. it was an interesting experiment i think. it would have been a lot of fun. and it may uh you know it might have. made me consider. you know potentially entertaining some. other kind of. you know experimental shows. that were safe and socially distanced. but now. i'm pretty convinced that until the.

election. especially in in blue states but but in. all states really um we're not going to. see. um a ton of forward. motion and progress i think the system. is gummed up. right now and i think that there needs. to be some resolution. uh whichever way uh in a few months and. then people are gonna you know respond. to that i do think hopefully. after the winter by the spring of next.

year we're back up and running and. that's really not that long. you know we have we have september. october november december january. february we have six solid months. of whatever is happening here but i do. believe that by march or april of next. year. we might have heard immunity there might. be a vaccine treatments have gotten. better. testing has gotten better diagnostics. that's really all we need. is better testing to figure out who's. got this and who doesn't. um and then we kind of move forward with. it and i do believe the tone of the. coverage will change.

if trump is out of office i think even. if he wins reelection. the tone of the coverage will change. because it will go from being this major. political story. to just a story and there's a very. there's a big difference between. a story with a hell of a lot of. political significance in an election. year. and a regular story that's what it is um. my feud and war with the cuomo family i. imagine will continue. they don't like me i don't like them. there are probably high level meetings.

about what to do with me. what to do with this populist this. william jennings bryant type. this guy who's running around in tents. preaching the good word. telling the people the truth at. tremendous risk to his. personal physical emotional safety. dealing with this you know this this. this this. gangster and his family. that are incredibly powerful some would. say all-powerful in the state.

i wouldn't but some would. okay and they focused their. sights on me they have focused the scope. of their rage and their animosity. at me but that is okay because i do not. shrink. i will not be intimidated. by this family of goons i will not be. intimidated by them i know who they are.

i know what they want to be i can see. through their lies. i can see through their distortions i. would never trust. anybody whose one brother was the. governor and the other brothers. an anchor on cnn could you think of any. more contemptible family. i mean i would rather i would rather you. know spend time with a family of. cannibals. do you realize how much more class. jeffrey epstein and justlane maxwell. have than these two pigs.

do you have any idea can you even fathom. in your mind. okay the code that epstein and maxwell. live by that these [ __ ] garlic knots. not for a minute in their [ __ ] life. now i'm not defending maxwell and. epstein. in fact quite the opposite i am just. saying do you have any idea how bad. these people are that run the state i. don't think you know. i don't think you know because it is fun.

because the garlic bread is nice. because the lobster fra diablo is nice. but the criminality the criminality. is uh and i love the mafia by the way i. love the mob. i don't mind the mob i grew up with the. mob. respect to the mob but this government. like drunk on their own power. it is absolutely disgusting.

they should be in them they should have. just been actual gangsters. actual mobsters they would have been. much happier. but instead they're on cnn. why i'm i'm i'm. truly appalled and i do believe i do. believe there is a chance. this was a personal i do believe it. could have been a vendetta. do you believe that 100 i do believe it.

could have been a vendetta. um because this club had opened. uh it had been functioning. and they shut it down a few hours before. my show and i believe this is a vendetta. against me. no rival clubs either right there's no. rival clubs that are that are you know. because sometimes you have that problem. where a rival club will inform on. another club but no i mean this seems to. be this seems to be a situation.

and here's the reality i i they're. trying to discourage me from. from from doing business in my home. state it will not happen. it will not happen in fact i will i will. i will i will show up. with with uh candace owens. and i will throw a freedom freedom. concert. i will have a freedom concert with. candace owens. and i will i will sing. [Music]. uh you know patriotic songs.

with candace owens and they can shut. that let him shut that down. let him put me in candace and cuffs and. take us away. you know there's going to be a protest i. think governors are going to protest. this. we got to take it all the way to albany. the fight must we must fight. for our right to see comedy in a tent. because folks they're not stopping i. mean these people aren't giving back the. powers that we've given them over the.

last four months. and i told you i never said corona was. fake i think it's real it's brutal. it's it's it's nasty it's random. all of those things are true they're. still true but. i've also said when you give. muscles marinara all the power in the. world. and then you expect him to give it back. it's not. going to happen so then you're left with. a situation where you've given. politicians. more power in the last five months than.

you've given them in the last 10 years. they are drunk on that power okay they. are literally telling you. how and when you can earn a living you. are depending on. on them for your income you are. depending on them for. um guidance in all matters of public. health. you were depending on them uh in terms. of educating your children. you were depending on them it is a. position that i that i it is terrifying. for anyone that appreciates freedom um.

uh to any degree the position that. people in this country are in right now. is a terrifying. position and and uh you know it's not. like some you don't have to be some. crazy libertarian. to believe that just pay attention you. look at the way things are going. um and you know you got what's allowed. what's allowed today am i allowed to do. this can i do that can i walk on a beach. can i walk on a trail can i breathe air. can i breathe air today is air allowed. today. what's allowed what's not allowed is.

this the day that i'm allowed to go to. the beach or someone else allowed to go. to bed like. you know what's allowed here. what's not violating a town ordinance or. law or rule and if the guy five people. over my house now the government until. uh. they'll just shut the power off to the. house now i mean folks. wake the [ __ ] up wake up. they're shutting the power off to your. house this happened. to some good kids in la uh uh the sway.

tick tock house. now these these gentlemen uh are trying. to. just again you know. you know uh enrich the culture. of the city of los angeles by making. people happy. uh by dancing and. you know having raging parties you know. wild ragers they just wanna they just. wanna rage they're young kids and they.

just. they wanna jump around and take their. phones out and they wanna do drugs they. want to scream and yell. and they want to [ __ ] and terrorize. their neighbors and. you know make a lot of money and then. lose it and you know they want to have. the kind of fun that often destroys the. lives of people around them including. sometimes their own and i i think that. that's. what should happen i do i. i think that's what los angeles is about. it's. it's about a group of children to move.

into a house and to destroy an entire. community i you know i kind of believe. that whereas new york is not about that. it's. has it has a dignity to it that los. angeles just doesn't have. you know those kids are followed around. by paparaz i mean it's like yeah of. course. and they cut the power off to the tick. tock house because those kids wouldn't. stop. and i mean isn't it ironic that they're. the real americans. is it ironic to you that the tick tock. house is actually. the minute men they're the real american.

they're george washington. they're they're hiding in the trees. jumping out to try to get the redcoats. they're storming the beaches of normandy. by doing. renegade renegade that's. a literal protest they're the americans. they went from being [ __ ] like a few. months ago when they were just. you know before the quarantine they were. just having these loud parties of people. trying to sleep and you know but now.

i'm in full support i i would. i would love to be invited. and to participate in what i consider. an act of civil disobedience frankly. yes or yes this is an act of civil. disobedience. and we are fighting a totalitarian. government we are fighting it with dance. and we are fighting it with the volume. and we were fighting it with having a. great time. smiling jumping around being loud using.

drugs. revving the engines of cars these are. these. went from being things that i would. generally say. no to to now truly believing that this. is an. uh this is an act of resistance. i now believe jake paul and team 10. to be more significant than the founding. fathers. truly at this moment right now.

jake paul and his arsenal and his uh. team 10 who have the parties and they go. nuts to me. are the real americans now it is not the. nurses and the doctors i'll tell you. that much. we've all had a bad enough are those. people. crying oh sorry i had to do the job i. signed up to do. what no it's not them and you know what. i've also had enough with the military.

sorry i've just had a and i've had. enough with them. i don't mean that permanently i'm sure. that i will i will. appreciate them again but as of right. now i'm not invested emotionally in a. lot of the wars we're in. i just don't i you know to me it's not. um but right now i am seeing. the tick tockers and i'm seeing jake. paul i'm seeing team 10. and i'm seeing these are the people who. i believe will save the country. by partying and by disobeying.

laws that are unjust. and and and as much as some of this is. tongue-in-cheek. i it really isn't and i i truly believe. that resistance is not it's not going to. come from. the middle class um. polite respectable people they're just. going to follow. um you know uh governor panini and his. family. uh into a fascist hellscape.

but what i count on i count on the youth. i count on. the kind of the rich young rich kids. that drive. fast cars and that don't have any. respect. those are the kids that may save us all. you know and i you know when they took. when they cut the power to those kids. house. you know i was a little disappointed. that those kids kind of. i think they folded a little and i think. what they should have did. was i think they should have taken it to.

like the next level. because there's a lot of like you know. protests in front of mayor garcetti's. house in los angeles he lives in hancock. park. but i think the tick tock kids should. have stormed his house. and started partying on his lawn just. started drinking and tick-tocking on his. lawn. and partying pulling out with the. ferraris. and just [ __ ] making content right on. mayor garcetti's lawn and say. this is america [ __ ] what town did you. [ __ ] think you were the mayor of.

saga panic what do you think you're the. [ __ ] man. you're the mayor of los angeles okay. this city is built on the bones of. people. that we've sacrificed to ancient gods. and you're shutting my [ __ ] power off. because my music was loud because my. i was listening to the baby at. too loud of a volume do you think you're. the mayor of chicago.

or new york or a real place. you're not you're the mayor of los. angeles it's a city that's on fire. most of the year okay. so to deny those young men and women the. chance. to be ridiculous for money for a lot of. money. is to deny the entire ethos of the city. it's not about public health public. health. it's on fire how can it be healthy.

you let those [ __ ] dance you. [ __ ] empty suit so as soon as i get. back here i hopefully will be joining. forces with. many of those people and putting. together what i would consider a. paramilitary. unit of them and starting to engage in. uh what the fbi will call localized and. worrisome uh activity.

uh which i would call uh freedom. fighting. and the fbi would call domestic. terrorism now. that is. [Laughter]. renegade um. that's that's where you have it folks at. the end of the day this is not a video. episode this is an episode on the fly. we'll be back doing video next week i. will be back. in palm springs back in the desert.

seeing where i'm gonna end up some of my. friends going to austin texas. some of them have left and gone back to. new jersey i don't know what to do i. think i might stick it out in la. i might stick it out because that is. where the freedom fighters are. so i might have to stick it out i don't. know not coming back to long island. how'd you get that. what hold on i'm having a stroke. um can't come back to long island sad.

but true love everyone here wish them. the best. but you know the times. have gone they've gone now and when. you're when you're drunk and many of you. are drunks out there and. you know you're on drugs or whatever. probably at this very moment. just know that if you have the for you. know the good fortune of sobering up. you know you you know the relationships. you have a lot of the people you you had. you went and drank with are just gonna. change they're gonna be very different.

you know it's going to be awkward and. it's going to be you know. kind of strange to see those people you. just start to realize you're like fox. a lot more fun when i was hammered a lot. of these things were a lot more fun when. you were hammered that's just the truth. and that doesn't mean that those weren't. great experiences or valuable. experiences but it means that. it's just a little tough to really you. know. recreate those conditions without a. bottle of gin.

you know and uh that's not you know. that's not an invitation to go grab a. bottle of gin either by the way you know. but i mean you know some final parting. words here for the cuomo family i mean. i will continue the fight we were not. ever going to back down. we are never going to roll over we are. never going to. let you turn this uh state this great. state. into uh you know some type of.

fascist dictatorship. you know i mean i'll never let it happen. i'll never let you turn the state into. the olive garden. you know you are overstepping your. bounds sir and i'm asking you nicely to. step down. i am saying nicely step down. resign and i'm asking your brother. chris uh fredo cuomo corleone did not.

have. coronavirus never forget i'm asking you. to step down sir for lying. for lying uh to the to the nation about. your coronavirus diagnosis. i would like you both to step down and i. would like you to. uh go manage a family-style restaurant. in new jersey. which i think would suit both of you a. lot more because when i look at both of. you i see two people that should be. walking around the floor.

asking people how their meal is okay i. don't see you running a state. okay that's the reality and i mean bill. de blasio. i mean that guy i mean should just be. thrown in a van at this point. i mean everybody hates that guy there's. never been a political figure. who's drawn as much ire as this guy. i mean picture jfk like bill de blasio. has as much hatred as jfk. except bill de blasio is doing nothing. like none of the revolutionary things.

that jfk was trying to do. and yet somehow bill de blasio has. assembled a coalition that rivals jfk. of people that just hate him like. truly wake up every day hating this. buffoon of the mayor that new york city. has. but but what are you gonna do folks. um i will see everybody back in the. desert we'll be back. uh we've had some fun patreon episodes. we have ray uh. uh last week and ray coming back this.

week and then uh we'll be back on. patreon with some cool stuff. coming up we did a fun video about what. what would happen you know a lot of this. uh corporate activism has gotten really. insane and we said well what would be. you know the next step it would be like. a guy training a. you know antifa in his backyard in the. hamptons and uh we did a video and we. it was really fun and we appreciate the. people let us use their yard and they. seemed. they seemed cool with it i mean they. were a little mildly uncomfortable i. think the idea is when somebody like you. know this was brokered through somebody.

i don't you know i know the person who. brokered it but i don't know the people. whose yard it is and i don't ever know. who knows me or what i've done or if. they've googled me or whatever. but you know when i show up with eight. people dressed in all black and i start. screaming about hedge funds in the back. of a house. where the guy probably runs a hedge fund. um. you know i'm sure there was you know a. level of discomfort i don't know if it. was mild or extreme. but i appreciate that they let us do. that i didn't think we were gonna you. know we're sitting here last night right.

going how are we gonna get a house and. we made it happen we manifested it. it happened as jessa reid would say you. manifested. and it just happened it was a fun video. and of course i'm sure people are ma you. know. people are mad about it one woman one. like old lady tweeted at me she was like. you need to read the bible and stop. eating and i'm like. well one of those things is true. i'll give you 50 of that.

old gypsy woman. i mean that's you know you're not wrong. about the whole tweet. i should probably start reading. something i don't know if it's the bible. that seems a little retro. timbalandcomedy.com for all uh you know. live dates that. are not going to happen there are none. uh. uh we have our merch uh we have some new. merch will come out probably before the. holidays we're gonna start banging.

people over the head with merch now. we appreciate everybody uh on the. patreon. again this was just a little update out. of new york city. we're in there we're in ham what did you. think of the hampton this was your first. time out. to long island you know this part of. long island which is a very special part. of long island. to me and i like it here because people. don't want me to be here and those are. my favorite places. yeah it's just that little moment of. being uncomfortable. in those places where you're not allowed. where they give you the look and then. yes. you just walk right and you just walk on. the beach yeah no one cares.

no but the reality is there's a small. moment of judgment that most people. don't want to go through. it's that little moment of discomfort. that most people avoid their entire. lives because they build it up to be. much more than it is. and that's why people don't succeed at. anything and that's why they waste all. their time on this planet. but i don't waste my time on this planet. i walk right. on the beach at the south hampton. bathing court i don't give a [ __ ] about. nothing. does it matter to me doesn't matter to. me because i smell the garlic. do you understand what i'm saying i. smell it.

i smell it through the calvin klein. blouse i smell it through the christian. dior. it doesn't matter it doesn't wash. off okay. so me and you we're one and the same i'm. just an irish. [ __ ] mick who i come from a long line. of people. who [ __ ] sat and got their asses. kicked and threw up and fought in bars. and you come from a long line of [ __ ]. sausage making criminals so don't.

we are not that different here and let's. not act like we are. okay okay thanks. but what was your impression of the area. it's these that's enough. ben avery on twitter everybody uh. we appreciate it ben avery is good on. twitter. go get him go ask him his thoughts there. not on my show. not on my show good night.