#209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show

[Music]. i'm attorney general ashley moody. with a warning about contact tracing. scams. health officials in florida are calling. people who may have been in contact with. someone who tested positive. for coven 19. it's extremely important. that they make contact with potentially. infected individuals. to help slow the spread of this deadly. disease. making contact tracing vital to ending.

this pandemic. sadly scammers are mimicking these calls. in an attempt to steal personal. information. if you receive a call from someone who. claims to be a contact tracer. take steps to confirm that the call is. in fact from your local health. department. know that a legitimate contact tracer. will never ask for your birth date. they already have this information and. will simply ask for confirmation. contact tracers will never ask for your. social security number.

or banking information they have that. too they also will never reveal the. identity of the coveted 19 positive. person. you may have had contact with so what. the [ __ ] the point finally if a call. seems suspicious. hang up your local health. get her out of here this is again an. attack on. entrepreneurs people reaching out to. other people. to do business to drive the economy. it's about commerce and if people want.

to call people. and and and and and and present and say. hey. you might have been in contact with. somebody who had covert 19 get a test. and then use it as a way to present them. with a business opportunity. i don't think there's anything wrong. with that and shame on the attorney. general of florida. shame on her shame on her for that. anti-business attitude. shame on her how dare she we all don't. get checks from the government. we all don't get checks from uncle sam.

some of us need to go out in the streets. and earn a living. bring home the bacon rustle up a little. cabbage and. what in it what is she doing she's. discouraging men like myself. i got to list the names of florida i'm. just going to call all of them and let. them know they might have been in touch. with somebody. who has covert 19. the fact that. scammers. are using the contact tracing uh to to. try to scam people. is just it's i know it's sad. but it is so funny that it's happening.

like it's so. funny to me that they're cause i mean. people we would have done that we've. been like hey how are you hey is this. miss miller yes. listen it's never an easy call to make. but we just want to let you know that. you may have been in contact with. somebody who's tested positive for coven. 19. we have it. on some good information that you've. exposed yourself and your family to this. potentially devastating disease. have you taken a covet 19 test well good. news is. we can show up at the property with the. covet 19 test you and the entire family. for for seven easy payments of 69.99.

also what rate are you paying on the. mortgage. mortgage rates have dropped. precipitously due to the economic. climate is there a way. that we can help you streamline some of. your debt. and refinance that property in florida. while we're testing your family for. covet 19 i think that's the smartest. thing. to do am i wrong here mrs miller i don't. think i. am and then we would just show up. we'd show up you know. drug the family yeah make her sign all.

these papers. and then light them on fire and if that. is not. america then i don't want to live here. anymore i don't want to live in a. country. where i cannot first of all if you're. answering a contact tracing call. i don't know maybe stop. do you really feel better if it's the. government going hello. uh it's the government uh. were you your sister's house last.

wednesday because there was a party and. three people have. coveted and what. contact tracing is too late it's too. late. i mean you have it or you don't i guess. yep just wear the [ __ ] mask. all of this is to avoid the dumb mask. and and the mask is only because you. people want to leave your homes. so be very easy don't leave. don't wear the mask don't go anywhere.

unless you have to go to work and then. you you have to wear the mask because. you're at work. but it's this idea that you're like oh i. want to go out i don't want to wear them. and then we have all of these other. things now where it's like well. now we have contact tracing and you know. they're going to use that as they. already have for protesters and. everybody else and. you didn't pay your taxes last year or. you said the word i. said inappropriate word on facebook now. it's contact tracing. and wait wait till that starts wait till. social justice contact tracing starts.

they start calling people. hi you like to tweet uh last thursday. is there sharon is there sharon. did you tweet last thursday hey dr fauci. we know what you did with aids and. you're not gonna do it again. we're just trying to trace all the. different people you've been in contact. with. the different people that might hold. those opinions. it's bad i'm not answering a call from. the government i don't want i don't want. anybody calling me i don't want my.

friends and family. calling me i certainly i'm thinking. about moving and it's just such a great. boomer attitude i was thinking about. moving. and uh my father goes it's closer to. where he i mean he's in new york i. wouldn't be in california anymore. and uh my father's whole thing uh of. course the perfect boomer response to. me thinking about starting my new life. he goes well yeah it would be easier for. me to visit you. because i wouldn't have to fly all the. way down california so again. thank you uh thank you just a great way.

they will always make it about. themselves uh. as much as possible you got to respect. it you almost. have to respect it truly you know. and it would be easier to respect if. that type of attitude. didn't destroy civilization uh. as it rapidly crumbles rapidly crumbling. dhs agents. un uh going around portland snatching. people. up if you've seen this a little. disturbing. but i mean portland's crazy there's a. lot of loonies.

running around there but still. uncomfortable with people getting thrown. into vans by the government but again we. knew this was gonna happen. everybody i mean again the most. predictable thing. ever um they had barely made it up half. a block when an unmarked minivan pulled. up in front of them i see guys in camo. four or five of them pop up open the. door and it was just like oh [ __ ]. i don't know who you are or what you. want with us federal law enforcement. officers.

have been using unmarked vehicles to. drive around downtown portland and. detain. protesters since last tuesday personal. accounts and multiple videos posted. online. show the officers driving up to people. detaining individuals with no. explanation about why they're. being arrested and driving off i mean. this is this was started after 9 11 this. type of thing we do not have to. give you a reason as to why you were. being detained are we going to hold you. indefinitely. this is exactly what uh you know people. were afraid of and of course a lot of. people are probably.

saying that these people are domestic. terrorists and they were planning on. committing. acts of domestic terrorism i don't know. if that's true it's certainly not. impossible. the people in portland are out of their. [ __ ] minds some of them. so absolutely it's possible but again. it's like we got to just take the. government's word for it. and we got to just show up in a van and. throw people in a van it just doesn't. seem. this this seems like you know it heads. to a bad place. is it just me is it just me or the camo. guys. throwing people in a van and driving off.

heads to a bad place but what did i tell. you in the beginning of this thing. i said the riots and the looting what. are they going to be used for. they're going to be used as a way for. the government to take whatever few. remaining rights you have. this is not new this shouldn't be. surprising. that's why i was like protests are great. non-violent. protests are great the minute you use. violence the state turns around. and will use violence as well and so the. logical thing there is. if you think violence is going to work.

you have to believe. that you're going to beat the state. that you're going to actually drive the. state. i mean out of portland. i mean how long did chazz last two weeks. they've got one by city hall right now. everybody's just hanging out doing drugs. discussing what the new government will. be like. i you know after the city falls it. doesn't work.

it doesn't work because the government's. got the money and the power and. the weaponry and machinery of death. they have the i mean we have a. population. but but it's also like there's there's. no. loyalty that anybody in this country has. to anybody else we're not a. a group of people that agree on anything. we're not we're not going to be able to. fashion a government. i mean this is child stuff i mean this. is like a crazy idea.

the idea that we're going to like topple. the government and then we're going to. like everybody. we're going to people are gonna sit. around a room and then. decide what the new government's gonna. look like. after we've burned the white house down. i mean and i see people that. should be more intelligent than this. egging this on. pouring gasoline on this and i keep. wondering and asking them like well what. is the plan here. what is the plan we abolish the police.

then enrich communities private cops. ex-massad xcia. fun folks less accountability than the. cops have now. and in the poor communities who will. fill that power vacuum. the mafia gangs criminal enterprises. because businesses people are going to. want. safety and security and somehow they're. going to get it and the only way they'll. get it is by. pledging loyalty to uh some type of. criminal enterprise. this is what happens when the police are.

gone. and then the state no longer has a. monopoly on violence and that. everybody's using violence. in his vigilante way as they see fit. everybody else this is the anarchy. that uh we fetishize on twitter all the. time. the same people that fetishize this type. of anarchy get very scared. when someone misgenders someone they. think that's violence wait till they. find out what actual violence is. the same people get scared that somebody. doesn't use the right pronouns in a. magazine or somebody has an argument.

that disagrees with them feel perfectly. comfortable with people marching through. the streets. burning down uh buildings. thinking this is all going to go to some. i mean. it's [ __ ] wild that. these are adults this is. [ __ ] nuts that we're having these. conversations. with i get drug addict failed. stand-up comedians who live on floors.

but uh i'm i'm looking at actual adults. celebrities people with money. thinking that somehow these mass. violent insurrections in these cities. lead to anything good. is everyone nuts. this is like that thing went viral on. facebook that guy tom foolery. we talked about it on the patreon he did.

that. he did that um he did that thing when. the quarantine. first started um the like. you know the bread making on instagram. was happening everybody was baking bread. and. everybody was talking about how the. earth was healing. and we were going to emerge stronger. than before how did that how did that. work out. are we stronger than before um and then. this guy. it went viral this guy tom fool i don't. even know who he is but he's this.

british guy. and he he can we play that on the show. no we did on the patreon though we did. another picture we can't play but. basically it was like a. a rhyme where he's reading a book to a. son or a kid. and he's like we built cities with. buildings very tall. but we weren't listening to each other. at all. and then he would do this whole thing. about how like you know and then. you know people got sick and we we. started listening we started dancing. we started baking and take and he was.

like and it was just like this [ __ ]. crazy pollyanna-ish view. of like what would happen when you told. the country they couldn't go to work. tomorrow. they're like everybody will start. dancing in the street until. and yeah that works for a week and then. all of a sudden uh. it starts to get pretty dark pretty. quick but. i mean i just don't understand if. somebody could explain to me if somebody. intelligent can explain to me. how they think this all works great. i'm open the list i'm open to listening.

okay. i'm open to it. i think chrissy teigen should lean in to. being accountable. at this point because she's probably not. but all of twitter. a lot of twitter thinks she is so just. lean into it and have john legend get. out and be like. we're just ordinary cannibals. and sit on the [ __ ] piano while he. does it who cares. chrissy teigen's just a hot chick listen.

cueing on people i all i try to do is. help you people i really do all. many of you are schizophrenic many of. you are schizophrenic. many of you have a few of the right. ideas and a lot of the wrong ones. and that's a potent combination and it's. quite bad. it's quite bad to have some of the right. ideas and. some of the wrong ones and just go. confidently with that. [Music]. not good so chris tegan.

i don't even know who the she's like a. model who married john legend. she's on social media all the time. and she's a hot chick who just ki the. biggest problems in life. listen to me now you see how i did that. with my voice that means i'm going to a. philosopher. mode the biggest problems in life. are people that can't be who they are. rich. people that can't just be rich and try. to be like. clowns you look at them with pity.

and you look on in horror i've seen rich. people on stage like trying to do it. and kiss nothing sadder than watching a. rich person. fail at trying to be a clown there's. nothing worse than a. hot chick trying to be funny and. relevant and interesting if you don't. have to be. she's a hot chick who's addicted to. herself. all she does is post [ __ ] every. she deleted 60 000 tweets i mean.

the woman's tweeted like so many [ __ ]. times it'll just be like look at me i'm. eating a taco. she can't handle people not looking at. her for five minutes. she doesn't have time to be a satanic. pedophile she's on twitter all day. so here's the thing she tweeted things. about that show toddlers and tiaras and. some of them are weird some of them are. creepy. she tweeted some things about pizza or. whatever nobody knew before pizzagate. people just liked. pizza they didn't know um i don't like. chrissy teigen i don't think she's funny.

i think she's annoying. uh i don't like that she judged a comedy. competition. on um nbc there's nothing funny about. her and and i don't know why the hell. i'm going to jail over pizza i mean what. was that 2013 i mean she. well it that didn't age well didn't age. well. did mage well but she didn't know. or she did i don't know i don't know her. okay. i don't like i'm not like hanging out. with her and john legend but i don't. think they're eating children.

i don't think her and john like if she. was a cannibal it would be the most. interesting thing about her how much. more interesting would this [ __ ] be if. she was eating children. which i'm against but again just on the. [ __ ] what makes people interesting if. somebody said you know that hot [ __ ]. chrissy teigen who's for some reason. hosting a comedy show on nbc. judging and telling people who's funny. and who's not funny. well and she has a cookware line and i'm.

like yes. and they would go she's also a [ __ ]. cannibal. and i'm like really really. but i don't think she is she's just. trying to be funny. and when people that don't have any. perspective try to be. funny they just say things that are. outlandish. she's just a hot girl trying to get. attention okay so we're just talking. about eating human flesh. i would love to taste with a human it's. just when hot chicks talk.

guys just laugh at whatever they say. anyone chrissy teague in her entire life. when she said something like i just want. to eat. people guys you'd be like yeah you're. you're cool. yeah people you're [ __ ] wild if i. said i want to eat people. someone goes and calls the police so. there's a difference. between me and chrissy teigen and how. people respond to what we say. she's never had to be accountable for. any word that's ever come out of her. mouth. she just hasn't because she's gotten. that hot chick we're just. ordinary cannibals what a great song.

though. why not do that he's just playing in the. piano. we're the sargent eric animals. we just wanna eat our fill. just maybe lean into it i don't know i. don't know i don't. think she's eating chill why do we why. do the kids have. why is sexual abuse not enough for the q. am people. why is it not enough that the kids are. being sexually abused that is.

heinous horrific should be like. punishable by death. why is that not enough why do they have. to be eating the children. i don't understand why this has to be a. hansel and gretel fairy tale. for anyone to care about this. is what epstein anders lane doing was. that somehow better because they weren't. barbecuing. the girls after i don't understand. do you have to bring out a human-sized. rotisserie for people to care about. children it's very strange. very strange to me this obsession with.

the celebrities being cannibals. i think if you just have a very shitty. life. or you're bored and your life's actually. pretty good. but you're bored you just start thinking. that. everybody who's achieved any level of. success eats people. i don't know what breaks in your mind i. don't know what happens. is chrissy teigen in the illuminati how. embarrassing.

is it if this [ __ ] is. the thing that you all think like can. you imagine. doesn't that bother some of you. that it's this woman a woman who gets in. cookware feuds. with other with the food bloggers. but i think she should probably get off. twitter or take a little break chrissy. you're not built for it. relax she's big on twitter i sub tweeted. her once and said something and people. are like whoa. don't [ __ ] around with chrissy.

they said she'll get you thrown right. off twitter. and i said why i said i'm just an. ordinary cannibal. [Music]. i feel bad for people that are suffering. from mental illness i want to say that. and i think there's a lot of people in. this country uh. all over the place that this quarantine. has exacerbated. mental illness including many of my. friends and family members and a lot of. people of my colleagues seem. seem to be uh slipping and losing their.

mind okay. very sad alright peter brian kell and. brandon child who both died this morning. of coronavirus. very sad they fought till the end they. fought. till the end and i respect that. i respect that. i just want to scream about ordinary cat. i started watching this show. uh devon and ida came over we did the. patreon and i started watching this show. my big fat american gypsy.

wedding i've become fascinated with. gypsies and i think everyone should get. a hobby during quarantine i really do i. think you should get a hobby. do something better yourself i've chosen. gypsies. you can choose losing weight writing a. novel. i've chosen the romani people that is. what i wanna and and listen to any of. them listening. don't curse me stop right there. because i am afraid of that i'm gonna. talk about this very respectfully. i don't want any of the curses i don't.

think they run anything else so i don't. really have to worry about them denying. me you know. a spot on tournament of last two. but i you know no if the curses are. legit none of that i don't want any of. it. they're obviously the gypsies they've. been travelers forever a lot of people. think they're thieves. i don't i don't i don't know about that. i who am i there you make a little. business here it doesn't work out you. get in the caravan you go to the next.

town what about. hey i don't have anything to say about. that. but they love like gaudy over-the-top. uh dresses and bling and and. and and they have these weddings that. are wild and these women. show up in these [ __ ] you know truly. heinous don't curse me heinous. grotesque outfits i mean thing can we. show screenshots. just google sandracelli who's the.

designer of these outfits this. this woman who's not a gypsy but makes. her living. selling these people uh dresses to wear. to weddings and i mean. dresses that like look at look at these. i mean i mean. you'd have to be on crack to walk down. an. aisle in that but they love it and. they're. and a lot of them marry like their first. cousin. a lot of them do and i'm fine with that.

i'm fine with that don't curse me. i just want you to be happy and they're. very open about that i'm not. now is there then there's the charge if. it gets a little inbred if you're. marrying your first cousin. and and and hey i don't know i'm not a. doctor. but i i it's just such a great show it's. just such a phenomenal show. tlc just finds groups of people and just. everything on tlc is just you find.

people whose lives have been destroyed. my 600 pound life my strange addiction. i mean tlc has a room of executives. basically going like let's find a [ __ ]. who's addicted to eating a couch. let's find somebody who's addicted to. eating glass. and it's destroying the lining of her. stomach and her esophagus. and let's put her on and let's put her. on camera. and then they found these small groups. of american gypsies. and they have weddings and they get.

these feuds and they beat the [ __ ] out. of each other. and uh i just i you know i thought. somebody told me about this show and i. thought i'd watch it for like a few. minutes i ended up watching just. at least a youtube clip after youtube. clip after youtube but they. are fun they seem fun i don't know if. they're the brightest but they seem. fun people like they're they're happier. than anyone i know. and many of them don't have much but. they're. happier than anyone i know so maybe they. figured it out.

i don't know i'm being very careful here. because i don't know if or i believe in. the curse or not do you believe in the. gypsy curse. you're a [ __ ] texas you come out of a. deeply conservative christian church you. believe in all this [ __ ]. i mean where do you stand at ken gypsies. curse people i think so. i'm superstitious aren't you like do you. do you see omens and stuff or like i. don't want to start problems here. that's all i'm trying to say a million. of them right 10 million gypsies i don't. know how many. there are of them i'm just saying.

i respect your culture i want to get. this guy pat baby on the show. whose daughter priscilla is a. professional uh wrestler. i'm i the culture is fascinating to me i. don't love the dresses but i'm not. gonna get married in a wedding dress. so it's i mean these wedding dresses at. first. i mean when you look at them they're. horrific. they're almost scary let me find that.

snow white one. yeah they're almost they're kind of. terrifying. and a lot of these weddings are in. fields. if you are a gypsy fan of the show. please reach out to me and let's start a. dialogue. about how i can kind of. understand and learn more about the. gypsy culture. yeah i mean look at that i mean it's. just. it's kind of it's a little disturbing.

it lights up too at night it also lights. up yeah but they love the bling and the. rhinestone i mean. so if you're a fan of the show and. you're a ramachal. ramneshal gypsy i don't really want the. irish traveler variety no offense. but i kind of want the real deal on the. show yeah. if you are a fan of the show and you're. on michelle gypsy. and that's possible. correct please respectfully. without cursing me.

reach out because i'm just very. interested in the culture i just all i. want to watch is gypsies now. i mean it's crazy i just want to watch. gypsies. i just watch gypsy weddings gypsy balls. i don't i don't know what's happening to. me but i don't want to consume any other. content. at the moment except gypsies. there's something about it that i enjoy. i think of myself kind of like a.

traveler. i'm a nomadic person to a degree am i. not you are. i've been persecuted throughout history. for being correct about everything. why why do i not get to you know what i. mean. they're they're happy people they're. they're interesting people. are they inbred that's a that's a fair. question. that i i am not weighing in on. in any way it's a question that i am.

asking because the for. is if you marry your first cousin what. is that it's it's incest. yeah but but you know let's not. come down on it hard too hard on the. show let's just. let it out as like uh i think chrissy. teigen's the real problem. and but you know i don't know it seems a. little. it seems a little sus. i don't have a hot first cousin.

i can't relate um but there's a look. that a lot of these people have there is. a look of that there's something. going there's maybe something a little. off not all of them haven't seen all of. them but certainly the ones on the show. some are pretty uh no. not it's. in unique there's an interesting. quality there. but i'm i'm actually just fascinated by.

the culture i've only seen the gypsies. on the show. i don't know gypsies in real life i'm. not trying to discriminate against them. i i've i understand that all kinds of. people have all kinds of issues out. there. i don't a cousin marriage is not even in. the any of the in the top 100 problems. in america. and it's not even a problem do your. thing. um it's it's an interesting culture the. the the dresses. are a little strange um and. they beat they beat the [ __ ] out of each.

other at a lot of these parties like. because they don't like when the gypsy. marries the non-gypsy it's called the. gorger. so the non-gypsy is called the gorgeous. and then there's the gypsies. i don't know what it is i'm just saying. well we're not going to talk about this. for the whole episode because i don't. need i don't need a [ __ ]. old woman coming over here and [ __ ] i. don't know. handing me a monkey's paw and cursing me. and maybe that doesn't happen i don't. know. but so here's what i will say if you are. gypsy and you want to like. you want to get involved with some. contact tracing call scams i would get.

involved with you. i would fly to florida and set up a call. center right now with gypsies. with gypsies listen to call. people that and say that they've been. exposed to chronovirus and get their. information. just throwing it out there but other. than that i will just continue to watch. every episode of this show the uk and. the american version that i can. because it is truly the only thing that. is making me happy i mean it's truly the. only thing is about. i don't know why watching two women in.

brightly colored dresses beat the [ __ ]. out of each other in a field. makes me happy but right now it is it's. hitting the spot. it's just hitting the goddamn spot we. all got to find. moments of levity we all got to find. things i'm enjoying. learning about different cultures isn't. that the point of life. learning about different cultures that's. what i'm doing on this. show that's why i watch my big fat. american gypsy wedding. to learn about different people and. their way of life.

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to try free thank you folks nate bergman. is back he's making his first solo music. that's already been described by classic. rock magazine as otis redding cross with. bruce springsteen. and make and that's because he does. blackface uh making instantly likable uh. tunes that hold their own the british. press metal hammer uk says bergman is. one of the most unique original voices. in modern music. and distorted sound describes his first. solo show in london as a draw. dropping performance american songwriter. says he's painfully honest witty lyrics. that are delivered through powerhouse.

vocals. so nate bergman was in a band called. lionize they were successful he's a fan. of the show he's been. a listener for a long time he's made. music he's taken things we've said and. made some beautiful songs about them. and we're plugging his patreon here okay. music is being offered exclusively. through patreon. at patreon.com nate bergman sings. n-a-t-e. b-r-e-b-e-r-g-m-a-n. nate bergman sings n-a-t-e-b-e-r-g-m-a-n.

nate bergman sings for just five dollars. a month the patreon features exclusive. studio songs live streams guitar. tutorials. and weekly stories about life from. inside the music industry and stories. from 18 years. on tour so if you're into guitar and you. want to learn how to play guitar with an. actual musician. who's a fun guy that does this for a. living nate bergman sings. he's on twitter he's on instagram you. can follow this guy. we just played his song on the show okay.

if you like his music and even if you. don't you just want to help me. then follow him on twitter or follow him. on instagram so he doesn't. so he doesn't think this is a waste of. money you know. uh be a fan of his he's very talented. you should be a fan of his for fans of. neil young plink. pink floyd jason ispel black crows bruce. springsteen tom petty. nate is a rothschild member of the. patreon and has been a fan and supporter. for many years. the song middle of the end was inspired. by the episode of the tim dillon show.

with ray kump. that song and living on the line are. available now only. on patreon so we're a big supporter of. independent creators. that go out and put their music out. there and they try to sell. finance everything bergman is a cool. dude uh his website is. nate bergmansings.com it's through. wix when they were sponsored we. appreciate that. n-a-t-e-b-e-r-g-m-a-n-sings.com. okay i really like a lot of his music.

and and i'm sure i'd like a lot more of. it if i've heard it um. you know you should get into music it. might be a time to learn how to play. guitar on patreon why not hit the guy up. and say hey i want to play guitar maybe. you're sick of hitting your wife. maybe she's got the message you know and. maybe you wanna and the kids have gotten. the message. and they're all cowering in a corner. crying and you wanna learn how to play. the guitar. might be a good thing to put your hands. on instead of your woman.

gays also beat each other up that people. don't think that but gays. really beat each other up a lot i don't. beat anyone i'm just saying people. people in gay relations hit each other. again nate bergman is a singer and uh. should be respected uh and if you enjoy. what he does. follow him on patreon you know i mean he. puts himself out there we appreciate it. um and uh you know just so follow him on. twitter. instagram go to his patreon if you're.

into it. if you want to learn how to play guitar. listen to his music. um you know this is the future for. artists and uh we're uh. we're happy that he chooses to you know. put his stuff here. you know and i i disagreed with when he. did blackface and dressed up as otis. redding. i thought that was a bad move um. you know but he chose to do it. he chose to do it and uh he lives with. that. for the rest of his life we're kidding.

of course he's. he's not done that that i know of but. who knows. nate bergman support him patreon.com. nate sings. accused by the i was accused and i won't. say the name but i was accused on. twitter by an ex-daily show writer of. using coded language. very disappointing very disappointing. truly disappointing this woman.

who i've been nice to and like tweeted. out things she's done. because i think she has some talent. writing said like hey. you always seem like you're dancing. around what you want to say. um let it out we're all friends here i. think all of these people if you try to. have a nuanced point they all think. we're sitting in a room saying hi. hitler i don't know what's wrong with. this woman but this woman has a cooking. show. and i watched that and she made three. hitler jokes in the first minute.

yeah so who's obsessed with hillary. maybe it's you i made a point and i made. the point on the show where i said that. people. that are you know very very. uncomfortable. and feel unsafe when people use language. they don't like or make points they. disagree with. seem to not mind they feel very safe. when you just have anarchy and chaos and. violence in the street. so i was like that seems like a very. interesting. setup for a human being psyche to have.

getting triggered and feeling unsafe. with language but not really minding the. fire and the uh gunshots and the. violence. and then this woman was like well what. do you what do you really want to say. what did she think i was going to tweet. back oh right i'm sorry. heil hitler that's what i meant to say i. was making a nuanced point about. people weaponizing the word unsafe. to just basically shut down. conversations by saying they feel unsafe.

and you rightly noticed that and called. me out because what i was. really saying is kyle hitler thank you. so much for pointing that out. and i said there i said i have i have a. lot of podcasts you can listen all of. them my words are very accessible. they're also my own and i said to her. you made a living at a major corporation. that vetted everything you said. everything you said went through. standards and practices you went through. ad sales. went through legal it got vetted it got. vetted. to make sure that it was okay because. [ __ ] corporate sponsors were sticking.

ads in the middle of it. okay i'm allowed to say what the [ __ ] i. want and i say that. for now by the way for now uh i say that. and uh so all my words are pretty. accessible and they're my own they. didn't go through legal and. standards and practices and then she. doesn't respond of course because these. these people just want to drive the car. they want to throw the rock and they. want to keep going. that's what they want to do i pick up. the rock i throw it back by the time i. throw it back. the car is in the next town like the.

gypsies. and i loved i love gypsy. don't waste a curse on me when chrissy. teigen's barbecuing kids. we just all right. i can't believe i have to defend chrissy. tegan 2020. [ __ ] you i don't want to defend chrissy. teigen i. hate her but i just don't think she's.

eating. children i don't know. i'm gonna i'm gonna go on the but maybe. i don't know. i mean in two months if it comes out. she's eating children. i want to also make a disclaimer here. this is how [ __ ] things are. i have to now make a disclaimer that if. chrissy teigen. is busted for eating children i did not. know and i'm not defending her. i'm basically saying the evidence. presented at this point. has not convinced me that chrissy teigen.

is a satanic. uh pedophile cannibal that being said. if new evidence comes i may revise my. estimate i don't know. i'm spending all my money right now. trying to get just slain maxwell out of. prison because she's been wrongly. accused. this is a powerful strong woman she's a. fierce advocate of women's independence. and liberation the idea that she's. behind bars right now is a [ __ ]. tragedy. it is a travesty it is disgusting and i. think we should get her out of jail.

just lane maxwell did buy an ad this. week on the show. she did buy an ad this week on the show. and she it was. it was a lot of [ __ ] money we usually. don't sell ads for this much money. but it was an ad and it was it's an ad. for uh. her being released from prison and uh so. we do have to do the ad and this is just. essentially the ad is it just lane. maxwell wants to say hello to the whole. uh tim dylan trail fan base and audience. she thinks that there's a lot of rumors. floating around there about her. but they're easily corrected and uh.

she'll be giving up some very big names. how great would it be if if just lane. maxwell's like they put her on the stand. finally whenever this trial happens it. won't by the way probably but whenever. it happens. she's like sitting there she's locked. listen love it's all chrissy teigen. we was working for chrissy teigen love. me and jeffrey wasn't doing nothing we. was afraid of chrissy taygan. how great would it be just just laying. just out's chrissy teigen.

as the leader she is the leader. i went i had lunch at the yard house. in rancho mirage the yard house which is. uh. you know people know i love a corporate. steakhouse they know that. but i also you know every now and then. just a chain corporate lunch spot where. they do things like tuna ahi tuna pokey. nachos. and a nice crab cake sandwich with a. jalapeno tartar some truffle fries you. never leave. mad you never leave those places mad.

let's be honest. you never leave that kind of outdoor. mall chain. lunch spot you know whatever it is mad. you know like a little up market not an. applebee's per se but like. a place with just a little bit more i. don't like the term gastropub. i've been highly critical of gastropubs. i think many of them suck. but i think some of them if done right. and some of and it's rare that it's. really done right. but some of these like craft brew houses. all this [ __ ] they just have good. food so there's a shout out.

to the yard house and rancho mirage with. the aji. tuna poke nachos and the crab cake. sandwich phenomenal. uh sadly dickey's barbecue pit in rancho. mirage. still running a human trafficking ring. so if the victimization of children. bothers you go over and show dickies how. you feel about it. however you want to handle it just. handle it it's not my it's not my. business. but when you take a postmates order when. you have [ __ ] eight minutes and then. you [ __ ] call back and go. we're closed it's like you're not closed.

i ordered it eight minutes ago. i'm just i'm a little i support the. american worker. and i have always it's something that i. believe it but i'm also getting very. angry. at the people in in drug stores that are. now using covet as a reason to not just. show you. where the the ear drops are like they. just. they just they point in general. direction they go they're over there. i'll say it's like. just show me where it is walk me to the.

ear drop. point at it and then leave and i'll pick. it up. i just think that covet in general is. really bringing out the worst in. everybody including many of the people. that i have to deal with on a day-to-day. basis. you know and i'm just wondering how. should we handle this kind of level of. insubordination. or this new like attitude that a lot of. people have do we withhold a vaccine. from the people that are not performing.

i mean there's a question i mean do we. withhold uh. treatment from the people that are not. performing. you know i mean is this the way to do it. because i think there's just a lot of. there's a lot of tude now there's a lot. of tude. and it's like uncalled for and. unnecessary i know you're miserable and. you don't want to be there and. you know you're being exposed to a. deadly virus and i get all of that but. like. here's the reality i i don't want the. tude. i don't want the dude i was all like.

sanders working people support. but then i'm like i need an ear drop. because i got water in my inner ear. from the pool which is not as big as i'd. like but i. it's in my inner ear now and that will. cause an infection where are the drops. and it just point to aisle seven and go. yeah aisle seven and then walk away it's. like. what is this. where is the pride. ride aid in palm desert where is the. pride.

no truly. it just bothers me i i i just think. that if people at certain jobs knew that. they would not be. vaccinated unless their performance was. better. they would rise to the occasion yes or. yes. yes or yes it's a question. i'm just throwing it out there how do we. mandate performance now. i don't know but i'm saying i think. maybe it's time.

to kind of make people understand that. there are steaks. when i had that [ __ ] that's a fat crab. cake at the yard house with the jalapeno. tartar. and the poke nachos were nice they were. a little light on the ahi they're a. little light. but that's okay because i understand. that we're at reduced capacity we're on. only outdoor seating. i get it you're trying to make a buck. i understand that it's funny when you're. on the desert you always say like it's. hot. and all the locals like it could be like. 116 degrees and.

you'll be like it's hot and they're like. this is nothing it's like how hot does. it get. what do you mean this is nothing people. love to say that like locals love to say. they're like you don't know what odd is. it's like you know i is 116 degrees is. hot. that's hot oh you don't understand. you don't understand how bad things are. but shout out to that restaurant you. know it's it's uh. it's it's tough now to work in the. restaurant business it's very very. difficult i've only eaten outside we've.

eaten outside at a few places. and my heart goes out to people in that. industry because it's an industry i'd. love to get into if if i was successful. at podcasting in a comedy. more so than i am now and i could save. some money i'd invested into a. restaurant i love that business and i. would like to. have a restaurant and i'd like to have. like a neighborhood casual. like a high-end upscale cafe i've talked. about it on the patreon. and so when i when i am at a restaurant. and i see. servers behaving in a way that just. isn't is it you know does it really uh.

you know put the institution in a good. light i want. i want to take away their vaccines and i. want to and i. i want to make them i want to make them. understand that that can happen. and i just want to know how we can do. that as a country. uh to go to people at to the essential. well these are the essential workers. essentially the people the right. right age and the walgreens and the. nurses don't get me started on them but. i don't think i don't think the. essential workers should be vaccinated. if they're not the if they're i want a.

peer review. i want a peer review like i want to know. that. that they're they're behaving like the. other day i ordered postmates. and the guy just opens the garage and. leaves it by the garage door. and it's it's like baking in the sun for. an hour and i'm yelling at postman. he doesn't knock on the door he doesn't. open the door. he sees that he goes in the garage and. leaves it in the [ __ ] garage. like should that guy be inoculated. against this disease.

no no. i just i'm just saying. i think a lot of it had to do with. calling people heroes early on calling. them essential workers i think people. got a little bit of an attitude. i think people got got a little bit of a. chip on their shoulder when they heard. they were essential. and that people like myself were somehow. not essential the commentators the. people who speak the people who talk. the people who speak on behalf of the. people the voice of the voiceless i'm. not essential. but some clown is at trader joe's and i.

think not i think not sir. sir i think not ma'am non-binary trader. joe's employee. i don't believe uh that you are. essential. and i think we just do a little chip on. the shoulder. and i'm not i am not. blind to the sacrifices that a lot of. those people have made. but what i am saying is that there needs. to be a standard of quality delivered. in every interaction no matter what.

in the midst of rioting in the midst of. looting in the midst of a pandemic. in the midst of an economic collapse in. the midst of a political crisis. in the midst of a crisis in confidence. in government in the midst of an. escalation of a cold war hopefully. not a hot war with china in the midst of. all those things. i still [ __ ] think you get off your. fat ass. and you show someone where the eardrops. are. that's what i think and if you don't do. that you don't get.

vaccinated. we made a sketch for tbs this week that. is so. ridiculous uh so embarrassing. um and we did it because we are. actually daring them to put it on. television. i cannot believe we made this catch we. made we have all the footage right yeah. we do. we're gonna cut together the sketch uh.

we give all them the raw footage and. they cut it together the last catch we. gave them they completely butchered it. and they removed all contacts and it. didn't make any sense if you'd seen the. last catch was me and. devon we're sitting at a table it's. obviously two guys are having dinner. it's like you know with everything else. going on we're looking at our phones you. hear screams and everything they took. all that part out. it took like the context out you didn't. realize we were at a restaurant i mean. the whole thing was crazy. um again the editors at the editors at. tbs were. drawing a salary somehow to edit.

content but the new sketch we gave them. is so. patently ridiculous so absurd truly it. shows how little respect we have for the. entire show. the entire institution of television. specifically basic cable. but i mean it is so cra i mean it is. almost the idea of it being on tv. just makes me laugh. i mean have we ever made anything that. crazy it was like freddy got fingered.

but like. made less sense it doesn't make any. sense. somehow imagine if they like make it. make sense somehow every. every sketch we've given them has made. sense and they've made it. not make sense by their editing. decisions. um and you could vote for vote for us at. what tournament laughs or whatever i. mean i don't know let me give the link. out now if you want to vote and by the. way i don't care what you do i don't. care if you vote or not i just want to. watch. gypsies uh get married over and over. again. and and get the postmates orders i order.

on time that's really all i want to do. until i die. and and the way things going is probably. all i will do who's left in the contest. you even know. who do we got left so we're we don't. know if we're in round three yet or no. we are in round three right. so that's the elite eight i don't know. if we're allowed to say that. they weren't around we didn't say it. what are they gonna do. sue us kicks off the show. thanks they sent me a promo the other. day to put up and i go i'm not in the. promo there you go. they go well everybody in the show is. not in the promo like well why am i.

sharing it if i'm not in it. my fans are going to think i'm sharing. another [ __ ] show that they don't. want to watch. if i'm not in it how [ __ ] dense are. you people. how these people made money soon they. won't soon i think this this industry is. going to take a big haircut. and a lot of people that previously had. jobs in it will not have jobs. and and and very few of them should. currently have jobs. um but we don't know who's left how do. they vote for us.

at the tbs tournament of laughs website. if you type in tournament of laughs into. google it'll take you on the first link. if you go to the tbs tournament of. laughs. website tbs.com. and then shows tournament of laughs they. will allow you to vote for. me and ben to continue advancing in this. contest. and i mean so when is the sketch that we. made i mean this abomination. it is funny but it's like an abomination. so that's if we make it to round four. around three sketches airing sunday i.

think. so round three schedule air sunday which. is what that we can't say. like we can't say all right but you've. seen it you've seen it before. round four of tournament of laughs. is is the abomination yeah if the if it. happens. and if it doesn't happen we will release. the abomination. on the show we're gonna put all the. footage out. of what we filmed and then i guess you.

will all see why it did not make it on. tv. but it might we might win and then they. have to figure out. something to do with it why we're. sending it in like this. so craig is that we want them to stare. at this. and be puzzled and not understand what's. happening and then have to somehow edit. it into something. that can make sense on television. which i mean of all the things we've. made this is like by far.

the most ridiculous yeah in round five. if we make it to round five you think we. should do something even weirder. if we make it to round five this is the. plan for the rest of the show. we're just going to do things that are. so insane. and so absurd and they they're going to. make less and less sense. that like i think what's the final round. one two three i think round six so if. round six. is the final round five maybe if round.

five or six whatever it is. the final round i think it should just. be like me. sitting on a in a bathtub eating my own. [ __ ]. and then just like ben like screaming. in another language off camera. and then like we submit this and when. they call us they go ah. we're just having a problem i go what do. you mean like sitting in the bathtub. smeared with my own [ __ ] fake [ __ ] and. then just eating like fake [ __ ]. and then ben like in another language be.

like. and like like five like three minutes of. it i think it has to be like a five. minutes no it'd be five minutes of that. and there's gotta be nothing like just. screaming like indian death chance or. you know like tibetan whatever prayer. you know and then i'm just like eating. my own [ __ ]. and then i just stand up and i go like. like we we want to make something. that is so disrespectful that we'll. never work in this business again.

because we're bored i'm bored. so we just want to we just wanna get a. call from the executives at tbs. now the problem is the dumbest thing we. make the executives probably close up. and go this. is great this is actually great. [ __ ] tub on tbs and they're like we love. the idea of you sitting in a tub eating. your own [ __ ] can you do this. could you do this every week can like. diverse other cast members sit and eat.

[ __ ] with you. so that's the problem now it's like the. producers where they made that you know. made that musical that ended up making a. lot of money. do you know what my favorite cereal was. a kid was what. lucky charms do you know why why. because it tasted like sugar i love. sugar because i was from a bad family. [Music]. and many kids are getting addicted to.

sugar. and it is unfortunate many people have a. have a. crippling addiction in this country to. sugar. but i've lost 700 pounds. in the last year and do you know how. i've done that. no i started eating a cereal called. magic spoon. when i started this year i was a. thousand pounds and now i'm down to. felt around 300 probably under we don't. know. but it's all been because of magic spoon. cereal because every time i want a cocoa.

fruity frosted snack. instead of going out and face [ __ ]. myself. with every available option of food what. i do. is i go and i eat some magic spoon and. you can get it by going to. magicspoon.com. tim dillon to grab a variety pack of. this. zero sugar are you ready for this wake. the [ __ ] up. zero sugar 12 grams of protein and only. three net. grams of carbs in each serving what's. your favorite cereal the fruity one.

the magics no don't be a [ __ ] chill. for a minute. i'm trying to have a conversation with. you what's your actual favorite cereal. i like smacks smacks the one with the. frog yeah yeah. god you are a nazi. smacks has killed several people. it's true you know that you never heard. that the smack stroke. no no people have a stroke in the middle. of eating it and they go. and they drop to the floor ray comp. spoke. regular until he was eating smacks.

smacks is not that good dude. i like it i mean it's really not that. good i haven't ever had it in 15. people. think i'm abusive to you but this is why. i'm abusive to him because he says. [ __ ] things. says stupid things not [ __ ] you know. what i mean i don't want to offend. anybody out there especially retards. this is a this is keto friendly cereal. it's gluten. free it's grain free soy free low carb. gmo free you've got to try magic spoon. to believe it because it tastes amazing.

um you know i was i love golden grahams. i love lucky charms i love pops. i love i love honey nut cheerios king. [ __ ] honey nut cheerios. uh i didn't mind the [ __ ] you know a. cinnamon toast crunch. maybe a little waffle crisp here and. there but then you were starting to get. a little too ridiculous when you got. into that you know. um. but i'll tell you this when i eat magic. spoon i feel like i'm a kid again. yeah i feel like i'm a child again i. feel like.

i'm stealing cigarettes from my friend's. mother and smoking them in a place we. called oil city. i feel like i'm taking a drive with a. guy named hector and sonia who were not. a couple but we're [ __ ] and then. later he found out she had a family i. feel like we're taking that car into. south jamaica queens to get cocaine from. a guy named albert. i feel like a child again like i feel. like a kid i feel like. i was uh you know me and my buddy were. dropping acid. on stage my eighth grade graduation i. feel like that type of. just kind of that innocent child like. life you know and.

what takes me back there is when i eat. magic spoon cereal it takes me back to. when i had no cares in the world you. know except drug dealers i owed money. that had weapons. but i want people to truly try this. cereal do it for me. if you don't want to do it for your own. health do it for me right. because i knew. a woman who was a big big big girl. she was a big girl and they wanted her. to lose weight and she couldn't lose. weight because she just.

kept eating uh sugar. and then she ordered the magic spoon. cereal and do you know who that woman is. today. melania trump okay. so understand what i'm [ __ ] saying. here. okay. do you understand what i'm saying every. epstein girl was. fed magic spoon cereal on the island. every single one. and they said that's the one part of.

their experience that they don't regret. they said they'd go back there and take. allen wins down dershowitz's hog. if they could get that cereal again this. is a fact this is what they said i'm. reading court transcripts. okay don't get mad at me. the epstein victims said they would. gladly suck off alan dershowitz in his. old. schlong again which was unwashed per. them. if they could get a bowl of magic spin. cereal because that was what they saw. served everybody on the island because. they didn't want them to crash they. didn't want the sugar to crash.

so they wanted people to be perky and. pepped up. naturally magic spoon. cereal it is the cereal the official. cereal. of little saint james magic spoon cereal. chiseling maxwell has said is so good i. can't believe it has no. [ __ ] sugar. that's from the mouth of that's from the. mouth of. you know the boss.

i'm just saying go to magicspoon.com tim. dillon. if you want to eat the official cereal. of jeffrey epstein's island. do you understand me tim dillon at free. free shipping you get free shipping. dummy. you know how much it cost to ship that. little st james. they actually named magic spoon on. little saint james because there was a. trick where someone took a spoon. all right forget it but magic.

it's a joke freddie was listening please. get [ __ ] lawyers leave me alone. magic spoon got go go go attack other. people here okay we got other people. i'm making jokes we've got other people. that need you to keep an eye on them in. this town not me. magicspoon.com tim dillon used the code. tim dillon for free shipping. and thanks to magic spoon for not only.

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let's go to helix sleep.com. slash tim dillon take their two-minute. sleep quiz. and they'll match you to a customized. mattress that will give you the best. sleep. of your life but that's the update. god man i'm thinking about getting out. of la don't know if i will or not but i. mean. the thought always crosses my mind do i. do i end up on the west coast of florida. do i end up in florida in some swamp. i don't know texas i like texas a lot. too. you know new york has fallen uh.

people just call each other now they're. like soho has fallen oh my god. like tribeca is being occupied i'm like. really. but yeah i think i think i think the the. journey to la may be coming to an end. you know i mean the clubs are closed. there's nothing really to do. um you know everybody makes fun of the. tick tock kids but they really. that's what la is you're supposed to be. 20 and good looking and live in a house. with a bunch of your friends. and just [ __ ] a bunch of people and make.

a lot of money and then by 30 it's all. uh. you know forgotten it's all like a dream. that happened and then you just have. some money and you have a hot wife you. have some kids you move down orange. county and you get into jesus. and you go to mosaic the rocker church. yeah and you know just like jesus. keep letting me make all this money. that's what the orange county church. mosaic is jesus. please keep me rich and powerful. help my swing help my golf swing.

my wife has new kids thank you lord. and they're all they'd like dance around. it's all just rich white people dancing. around. like some of them are playing guitars. it's like you know jesus. is the first influencer type of church. uh but that that's the la life like. that's the la life and i'm never gonna. have that life. i'm never gonna be 20 and hot and living. in a cool house and being cool and then. moving orange county with my. uh you know fake tittied wife and then. get. going to like mosaic church and jumping.

around and. that's what that's what la's supposed to. be or california in general. i just that's not gonna be for me so. but i could live a texas life like i. could live that life i could certainly. live a florida life. those two states intrigue me i like them. texas you don't have the state income. tax. um florida you don't have the state. income tax either. florida you do have floridians so that's. a little bit of a. an issue you know do i join the gypsies.

do i join the roma do i join a traveling. group of people. who i respect don't curse me i don't. know these are these are all thoughts i. never thought this you know i moved to. la. about a year ago permanently and i got. passed at the comedy store about a year. ago. and then the entire world shut down and. collapsed. my entire business changed we've gone. through like a decade of evolution in a. few months. everybody has become digital uh you know.

that's why the patreon is really cool. because you can have a lot of fun on the. patreon we get really wild on the. patreon. we're not worried about youtube yanking. us off we're not worried about any of. that. uh we get pretty wild here too and we. have fun on this show but like the. patreon is a great. i think that's just if you want. entertainment if you want better. entertainment. you're just gonna have to find find it. you're gonna have to seek it out you're. not gonna get it networks aren't gonna. give it to you. you're just gonna have to seek it out. it's probably gonna be behind a paywall. it's gonna have to be.

because i'm gonna be like the people. that are on my patreon seek out my. comedy. so they're offended by something then. it's their fault you know what i mean. it's like. it's like if i go into gucci to try to. get jeans and they're like we don't have. a size 44 and i'm like what do you mean. it's my fault you don't go to gucci go. to dxl the fat person store. i went to the fat person's toy the other. day and the guy was like do you ever. work retail. i was like no because i mentioned. something about the fat store on beverly. hills and clothes. and he's like he's like we hated the.

people at the fat store in beverly hills. they're like. they used to send us all their rejects. like clothing wise yeah you know to this. other fat store. like what am i going to hear about this. now. i'm going to hear about a few to fat. stores. this is the year 35 of my life. this is the year 35 i get to stand here. and have this guy talk to me about the. feud he's having with the other fat. store. in beverly hills and i'm like well all. the fat stores should stick together.

but they don't there's feuds there's all. kinds of problems. so what are you going to do. folks you got to stay positive stay up. stay positive that's what i do i just. stay positive and. what works for me is it working out is. it eating well is it religion no. i like gypsies. i like watching them and learning about. them that's what's doing it for me right. now. it's not [ __ ] avocado toast and it's. not a nine mile run. but it is watching gypsies get married.

in a field that is what makes me. happy i suggest you watch that show my. big fat greek. no my big fat gypsy american wedding. even though. i want to watch the uk one as well. because the uk one i think is very good. uh two you know again i'm not. i'm not throwing shade marry your cousin. do what you want to do you know they. they all seem to have a little bit of uh. you know. that they're that that's you know.

prevalent i think in the community is. that they are. they marry extended family and maybe you. know. and that's okay and i mean those dresses. they're wild they're they're to me they. they make me. they make me feel sick in a good way. like when you first take shrooms. yeah like i'm like sick to my stomach. but in a happy way i don't know why. i'm like happy that that's happening. you know i'm not knocking anybody.

but because i am. i'm afraid to look personally. i mean i'm truly i'm truly i'm like. literally terrified. uh that they will curse me and i will. end up uh overweight. or something like that i do not want. that wouldn't it be great if this is. just a curse this whole. culvert was just a gypsy curse oh we're. already cursed we're ready cursed. i don't know where should i live where.

should i go you're allowed to submit. suggestions to me. you know tell me where you think i. should live where should i go where. should we move this operation. where should we go i don't know. it's a good question maybe stay here. maybe we'll stay in la. i'm trying to get maybe maybe they'll. let me in maybe the hype house will let. me into sway house to tick-tock houses. i don't know it's just so it's. that's when you should be like these. 19-year-old morons that are driving. around in tesla's have no idea.

they have no clue that's what la's about. ellie's about having no clue. it's a city you can really only enjoy if. you don't have any clue. and you're just like things go fast. powder goes up nosy. that's it penis goes in hole. if if you have any thoughts about. anything. you got to get out of here it's not a. city of thoughts. it's not a city of thoughts new york now. it's hard to have a thought because as.

you're having it a. bullet grazes your skull that is also a. problem. bill de blasio really destroying that. city. i mean and by the way none of this none. of this. ignores the bungling of the corona the. incompetence of government stealing. not giving people money i mean everyone. could call this they gave people twelve. hundred dollars. nobody's getting unemployment anymore in. a few weeks that runs out. people are on the verge of it you know i. mean all of this. ev everything my criticisms of like de.

blasio people yeah. i always understand. really the genesis of this issue which. is that we have. people just too [ __ ] greedy in this. country. and they're unwilling to compromise it. all and. and allow people to live dignified lives. which is what we need to do. people can be rich people can own. multiple homes people but. you need to invest in an education and. and health care. and have an infrastructure that allows.

people to live dignified lives if you. rob them of their dignity. and you destroy that and they're and. they're selling homes and going bankrupt. because they get sick. i mean it's it's in a moral. system and both republicans and. democrats have participated in that for. a long time. in a moral system that i said on twitter. deserves to be burned down. the system but when you start burning. down like individual buildings. one owned by like an indian woman who's. like what what you know. that's what she sounded like it's it's.

wrong and it doesn't help anything and. then what happens. then a few weeks later we have dhs. agents uh running around grabbing people. off the street because. that do you not know where we live. are you not are you unaware do you think. these high school kids in portland that. are now starting this youth liberation. front. of portland i mean do you really think. those guys are going to be able to stand. up. against i mean the true power of the. state it's just it's not gonna happen. and i don't understand why people think.

it's gonna happen. or that it or that we wanna be ruled by. high school students from portland. is that i don't understand. people just keep defending the displays. of. clear violent which like they're going. up to people. and and starting and intimidating people. and saying like say black lives matter. you've got a group of people. that are intimidating somebody you're. trying to get them to say.

something you're under the threat of. violence what is that doing. what causes that helping why are people. defending that. why is the media egging that on. why is the media pretending that these. two people who looked. funny they looked buffoonish but walking. out of their house with weapons and. standing there. whilst people walked by their home why. is the media pretending that those two. people are like terrorists. when they literally just walked on to. the front of their house with weapons.

i don't understand was it an. overreaction potentially. but it's their home and it's their. weapons why is the media you know and. then i think. the weapon was confiscated i think that. guys akford there ak-47s. were confiscated why are we cheering. that on. i don't understand why are we cheering. on people's inability to defend. themselves. do you think the people in the street. are always going to agree with you. do you believe that do you really. believe that dude when you sleep. at night in your bed when your head hits. the pillow uh do you think that the.

people. in the street are always going to have. your. back and that you would never need to. defend yourself. you think the government on the other. side you think the government's always. going to have your back. you think any institution in america is. going to have your back. none of them truly every major. institution. in this country does not care about you. and they will let you die. fact so anybody ridiculing anybody's uh.

means of how they protect themselves or. self-defense. is crazy anybody ridiculing anybody. uh you know it just makes no sense to me. every major institution this country. from the government. to the media to the police everybody. is not focused on your rights. as a citizen they're all in some larger. battle against something else some.

larger ideological war. and you as a citizen as an individual. don't matter and they'll let you die. they'll let you die trust me on either. side. everywhere cops are going to let you die. to make a point about rising crime. people in the street may kill you to. make a point that they need to use. violence to get what they want. government may kill you just because. that's what the government does. the media may publish your address and. have people dox you. they may put out a false narrative about.

you. that goes around the world before you're. able to defend yourself you may lose. your job you may lose your family you. may lose your career. you may lose you the place you live in. and the media will not give a [ __ ]. they'll move on but none of those. institutions care about you as an. individual what your rights are as a. citizen it's true. it's a fact your friends may care your. family may care. care about yourself but none of those. institutions they're all. corrupt all of them and none of them.

have any focus on your life as an. individual. and your family and your ability to work. and live. and and or whatever you want to do. and so the idea is when you start. ridiculing people. who have the means to defend themselves. from any and. of the above mentioned. you know power factions when you start. ridiculing those people. i mean man you must have some faith you.

must have a lot of faith. in these systems i don't you must have a. lot of faith. if you're sitting there if you're a type. of person who's not thought about even. maybe getting a gun over the last three. or four months. good for you but also that's a lot of. faith. it's a lot of faith you know. you know and if you're a person who. thinks that the state. cares about you or that trump cares. about you or that. trump gives a [ __ ] about you.

right now when all he tweets is law and. order as the cities burn. and he tweets law and order you think. that guy cares. good for you but i would [ __ ]. you know it's time to. start really understanding that like a. lot of what we've been talking about. for the last couple of years or a lot of. what very smart people have been telling. you what's gonna happen is happening. it's not a drill not a fire drill.

where the alarms pulled and everybody. goes stands in the parking lot and. everybody goes back. this is not a drill this is the. disintegration. of society in front of your eyes. and it will be probably the introduction. into a dystopian uh. surveillance state police state. that we will live in and it might take. us a few years of chaos to eventually. arrive at that point. which may be the plan but this is the.

beginning of that. seeing writers leave newspapers and. magazines. is it doesn't mean anything to any of us. but. make no mistake it's the beginning. it's the beginning of an orwellian. nightmarish control system that they're. going to put in. where you're ridiculed for speaking and. you're ridiculed for. having the temerity to defend yourself. or even brandishing a weapon and saying. yeah i have the ability to defend myself.

the idea that that you would be uh. ridiculed for that i mean you could be. made fun of i tweeted the picture out i. said when doordash. i drew the picture i was like when. doordash was [ __ ] around they were. standing there it was funny. you know but the idea that people are. cheering on the they're confiscating of. their weapons which i believe were. legally owned. and the idea that people are cheering. that on again it's just. i don't know what you think is coming. i really don't i'm unaware of what you. think is coming because the adults in. america. have have like left it's.

really it's just the case i mean. imagine a high school party the adults. are gone. everybody is running [ __ ] wild. people are falling through tables. there's broken glass people are trying. to sweep things up. there's fights breaking out people are. trying to figure out who did what. the kid who owns the house is oding in. the bathtub he's throwing up people. trying to lift his head up. nobody who knows who that kid even is. everybody's trying to find him.

it's an absolute [ __ ] nightmare you. know. you're kind of having fun because the. party's still kind of fun. you know the party's still kind of fun. even though things are getting out of. control quickly and then the cops come. in. and shut the party down i mean we're. we're at that party. we're at that party now okay. and and the kid who owns the house is. tweeting out law and order. as the house is burning and as the vases. are smashing.

and there's people that we don't know. are just coming in the house and [ __ ]. your little sister. and he's locked in the bathroom tweeting. law and order. it's not a good look and i don't know. what comes next. but i'll tell you where i'm gonna be. with aroma.