#208 - Let's Have A Party | The Tim Dillon Show

welcome to the Tim Dylan show everybody. summer in full swing here the kids are. at camp no they're not camps are closed. they're out overthrowing the government. they're fine they're making their own. fun they're making their own fun get a. Chardonnay and go by the pool you. deserve it you deserve it get some salt. water some fresh air that salt sea air. take a nice deep breath hot make some. s'mores throw a burger on that grill I.

left the desert today to come to Los. Angeles to record and it's about a two. hour drive and in the time I had left. the desert when I got here a viral human. trafficking conspiracy was born. isn't that 2024 yeah it's in that 2020. when I left the desert Wayfarer was just. an overpriced shitty boston-based you. know online retailer halfway through my.

drive I found out they were potentially. selling overpriced cabinets named after. human trafficking victims about 72,000. people had tweeted about it on Twitter. and Newsweek it's prompting Newsweek and. other media outlets to contact Wayfarer. and get a response wayfarer of course. claims that these cabinets are not. placeholders for missing children but.

they are industrial storage cabinets. that are priced accurately I mean these. cabinets are thirteen fourteen fifteen. thousand dollars but it is very creepy. the names of the cabinets are missing. girls like it says samaya five shelf. uresa storage cabinet what what is that. but somebody on twitter said these are.

placeholders they're priced very high. because they're not supposed to be sold. yet and that the names you could find. almost any name because similar to the. way they sell keychains with everybody's. name on. they are trying to establish some type. of database with names or something I. don't understand online commerce that. much but it is a little creepy that you.

can find you know they're doing it with. pillows to where you can find a pillow. that's being sold for $10,000 and then. next to the pillow is the name of. somebody who went missing that's strange. supposedly if you put in the serial. numbers to these ads it goes to a. Russian uh goes to Y and X which is a. Russian search engine and you get. pictures of children however supposedly.

you could do that literally with any. group of numbers we'll take you to Y and. X and to pictures of children that's. nice is that any group of numbers. apparently leads you to inappropriate. pictures of children on the Russian. search engine Yandex so isn't that 2024. yet you leave the house you leave and. you're in of our Lima trafficking. conspiracy on the way down to Los.

Angeles you can't even take a summer. drive without falling into a rabbit hole. of human trafficking you just can't do. it don't even try to do it you won't be. successful how are you supposed to enjoy. the summer whenever we turn is a human. trafficking conspiracy and some of them. are pretty [ __ ] creepy and maybe. they're weird I don't know what's going. on I'm asking questions these are.

[ __ ] creepy. coincidences now somebody on Twitter was. trying to explain it to me and maybe. they're right I don't know I ask. questions I withhold judgment because a. lot of people on Twitter are wrong. they're wrong about a lot of things I. just asked a question I said why's. Wayfair selling 10. dollar cabinets named after girls who've. gone missing and why would they our.

question are they removing all of those. items from their online store and. somebody responded the cabinets have. serial numbers that bring up suspect. images of kids when plugged into sketchy. rush and search engine but the same. person said basically all of the names. next to the cabinet's you could pretty. pretty much find any name because. they're trying to build some database. with names direct marketing whatever who. knows I just know it's summer and it's.

just you got to just go out there and. enjoy some some fun summer activities. can't be cooped up with a human. trafficking conspiracy for the entire. summer just can't do it. gotta get out there and enjoy yourself. go out to that you know beach it may be. open I don't know if it's open or not I. I've rented a house for two months in. the desert in the desert you know.

hundred and ten degrees every day a lot. of UV light coronavirus not living many. things not living the only thing that. can live there is gays and Jews and. tarantulas those are the only things. that survived lizards Jews and gays not. saying that Jews are lizards don't go. and play with the words saying those are. the communities that have thrived in the. desert historically but I'm out there.

and I've got a nice home there for two. months and a friend of mine called me. goes you should have a party you're. gonna have a party what party. forget coronavirus forget the pandemic. forget that somebody ate a bat or. Chinese nano robot escaped from the. defense by the defense lab in Wu Han. level for security whatever forget all. of that I'm 35 what party am I gonna.

have what gathering of people. would be appropriate at my age given the. current climate of the world parties are. supposed to end their fun in the. tic-tock days when you're in your late. teens in your early 20s or mid 20s party. on [ __ ] yeah beer pong let's get [ __ ].

up blast the music we're gonna live. forever have you seen or been to a party. where people are in their mid 30s it is. a nightmare. it is a nightmare of anxiety-ridden. people walking around all armed with. statistics like their cable news anchors. trying to get their point of view out. it's an absolute utter nightmare to have.

a gathering of people at your home when. they're in their mid-30s because there's. two option number one if it starts to go. the route of like everyone's really. hammered and dancing and having fun it's. even worse because you're looking at all. these people and you're like god these. people are on the brink. if you ever see somebody in their mid or. late thirties really partying really. [ __ ] up really getting into it it. means they're on the brink it means. they're about to get in their car and. drive it into a school bus and if.

they're not [ __ ] up and drinking. they're like they're like feeling each. other out seeing who's done what with. their life. it's this weird anxious jockeying for. position how are you doing how are they. doing and now everybody saw about. politics everybody wants to talk about. politics if you invite them into your. home they want to talk about politics. for hours and hours on end they don't.

want to shut up they come armed with it. with with talking points so while you're. cooking a burger you listen your. friend's girlfriend rattle off. statistics about unemployment you don't. need this this isn't fun there are no. parties anymore go away everybody. figured out while wearing masks not. wearing masks. about your unhealthy addiction to people. how about that how about your disgusting.

and filthy need to be around other. people all the time that is the problem. forget the mask don't wear the mask and. leave everyone else alone it is your. [ __ ] need to be in a group of people. all the time that is impoverishing this. country you you can't be alone you can't. be in a relationship you can't get a.

hobby you can't do something without. anybody else you need to be in groups of. people talking about what movies stay. home or go somewhere alone a party to be. my worst nightmare a party of people in. my backyard that I've rented to be alone.

and sit out in the desert and die that's. what you pay for you pay to get the [ __ ]. away it's end times we're gonna have an. event we're gonna grill hot dogs and. talk about the anarchists in the streets. there's nothing to do anymore folks get. laid get food and get away the problem.

with this country is nobody can nobody. can be alone for five seconds. that's why corona virus is spreading all. over the place because nobody else -. nobody can just sit everybody has to be. in a large group of people I don't want. these people in my home I don't want. them coming in forget their disease. they're vectors of disease forget all of. that I don't want their [ __ ] I don't to. be bombarded by their thoughts when.

you're on the phone with somebody can. get away go I gotta take a shower I. gotta go call drop sorry. see boom they're gone the phonons. they're gone it was like they were never. there if they're at your property eat. the whole the whole thing's a [ __ ]. process of getting them in and then. getting them out again oh good no no no. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what were you. saying you know what we sing about the. cops or the racism me yeah I know the.

potato sounds good what we're saying. about the the prison industrial complex. right right right I enjoy the party. party time right now I understand drug. legalization no we do need it nightly. right no yeah no we need a multilateral. coalition you're pickles please I want. pickles on that uh how about no how. about no keep them at bay keep them at. bay do a nice little summer alone I'm. telling you go go get a shack somewhere.

and shuck oysters. for three months alone read a book all. the shows are canceled by the way all my. August shows a canceled Salt Lake. Ontario and Cleveland sorry about that. it's the way it is those counties are. spiking I'm not gonna go I don't know if. those clubs are gonna be open but I'm. not gonna promote shows confidently. where I think there's a good possibility. they won't happen so when I go back on.

the road I'm gonna go back on the road. with a new tour name dates that I know. are actually gonna happen. and it's gonna be an official thing it's. not gonna be like dipping my toe in the. water and coming out and also comedy. only works if you're doing it so if I'm. not getting up every night in the Comedy. Store and I'm not working the improv and. I'm not working well these other clubs. I'm not I'm not you know in in the right. type of shape comedic ly that I need to.

be in so it's not fair to ask you to pay. for tickets now I know a lot of people. are performing on porches and backs of. pickup trucks and outside diners in. parking lots because they're mentally. ill this is unmasked a lot of people as. insane okay heroin addicts. have more dignity than comedians right. now performing in parking lots it's the. fact it is a bad look it is [ __ ]. tragic go on la oh stop with the.

imaginary gatekeeper that's keeping you. from succeeding go on let all these. female comics you I want the best for I. want the best for I don't harass you I. don't try to sleep with you I talked him. very few of you only millionaires that's. the rule because I don't want to harass. anyone sexually so what I do many of. them go online and they're like I wonder. if when comedy comes back the. gatekeepers are gonna be the same the.

gatekeeper is your phone it's the. Internet what's going on is when you're. about to do something funny online does. a man come in and smack the phone out of. your hand is that what's happening. because that might be a bigger problem. that's a home invasion that could be. battery but I think maybe some of you. just aren't being that funny and you're. angry because in your head there's an. imaginary person that's keeping you from.

the level of fame you feel you should. rightly have take some responsibility. for your own life and do something. enjoyable do something for Christ one. [ __ ] time that other people enjoy try. that try it just try it it might be a. bountiful it might yield you some real. good results just for once in your.

[ __ ] life do something that someone. else giggles at and perhaps that will. take you to the place you want to go I. don't know I'm just throwing out life. advice because I want the best for. everybody that's not only female comics. male comics feel that way too we all. know male comics or losers we all know. that trust me if you doubt that you. could see them performing right now you. know on a literal pile of compost.

we get it but I just this was. specifically I saw a female comedian. tweet that about the gatekeepers. everybody's with the gatekeepers there. are no gatekeepers go online and figure. it out or don't it's not it's not. somebody else's fault you don't get you. know Cameron Kowski one of the children. who we are listening to now because they. were involved in the parkland melee.

Cameron Caskey go to his pinned tweet. this is amazing. his pin tweet is there's Cameron Cass. Keegan he goes I've always wondered what. a quote real job is when people tell. artists slash creative people to get one. I think I boiled it down to a job you do. not enjoy correct yes get a job that you. don't enjoy until you can have a job.

that you do enjoy that is pretty [ __ ]. simple Cameron we all can't pay for a. bunch of delusional Psychopaths who. think they're creative people if I. thought I was a model well it would be. wrong of me to for society to subsidize. that pursued it would be wrong I think I. boiled it down to a job you do not enjoy. correct you do not have a right to enjoy.

your job okay that's not part of the. game here I just want to enjoy my job I. just thought of make a difference and. enjoy my job I was watching that show. and this underscores what's wrong with. that generation of Zoomers is that it's. it's some of the right ideas and. absolutely none of the [ __ ] grit and.

determination that you would need to. make any of those ideas a reality at any. point and and and this is just a problem. with that generation and I don't want to. sound like that guy I don't want to be. like that guy that's well [ __ ] on tick. I don't shoot on tik-tok because it's. not my place to [ __ ] on tic-tock. tic-tock is 19 year old kids they're. jumping around the dead do I get it no. do I understand why people are are.

lip-syncing songs and other people wrote. or they're lip-syncing Donald Trump and. Hollywood is saying that they are a. genius I don't get it I'm confused but I. don't [ __ ] on it constantly because. nobody needs a fad 35 year old [ __ ]. on what kids are doing this is just what. kids are doing okay and a lot of my. friends are like so excited about the. tick tock ban all these like failed. comedians or like hobo tool for tick.

tock tick tock bad haha kids it's like. those kids never have to work again for. a day in their life like the tick tock. kids and really establish themselves on. that platform have so much money that. they don't have to do anything they have. six-figure deals. maybe seven-figure with brands they have. endorsements they're good they're good. like one of my friends from Long Island.

secured all those two Toads. you're gonna have two good jobs or. MacDonnell's I'm like no I don't think. so many of them have more money than you. will ever see in your entire life this. is the same friend who was asked me if I. was getting unemployment I'm like we're. doing okay the show was doing okay they. don't understand what podcasts are in. Long Island they have no idea they'll. figure that out in ten years like we. have a podcast it's doing well. whoa are you doing you can't perform so. you got do you go to all appointment.

like yeah we I don't need it oh this is. the dog curds they did dog kids they're. gonna learn a lesson yeah they're gonna. learn a lesson huh many of them have. already learned the lesson it and is. called they're rich and some of them are. migrated to some other platform will. they'll do more meaningless horseshit. and make. money this this the very childish notion.

that people seem to have that it all. evens out that's my favorite childish. notion that people have no they're all. evens out in the end. ah no it doesn't in fact statistically. it does not that's a case you could win. in court provably it does not all even. out in the end ah no no mediocre. talentless hacks thrive make millions. and millions and millions and millions.

of dollars talented people die alone in. the street like dogs and somewhere in. the middle you figure out where you can. etch out a career but this whole thing. like it Eve it just evens out in the end. these tick stalkers are gonna be at. mcdonnell's yeah I bet you're gonna work. at McDonald's before they do trust me I. can't you know I can't understand I. didn't start a tick-tock people upload.

clips from this podcast and put them on. tick-tock I did not start one I did not. really go on snapchat I had an account. for a minute and I didn't use it I. didn't go on vine I I don't always jump. on the new app some people do some. people get a following doing that Chris. D'Elia got a following on vine before he. moved to UM stand-up and whatnot um I'm.

not seeing him because it's I'm saying. he got a following on vine what do you. want me to go um but I I haven't gone on. those apps and I and I stay away from. those apps because I just don't I don't. if if something doesn't strike me. immediately as funny I'm not gonna do it. nothing really on tick-tock is that. funny other than just crazy people like. random crazy people they're funny but.

you know people with the dancing is not. you know she's not funny shut it all. down if you're gonna ban tick-tock. get rid of all that banned Twitter ban. Facebook Instagram snapchat ban at all. let's go back to fighting with our. families people that we know I'm for it. I'm for the social media ban if we're. gonna ban tik-tok because it's Chinese. spyware let's ban them all because.

they're American spyware get them all. what is it fine I like Martin I like. Mark Zuckerberg to spy on me and not. these goddamn Chinese I want to get. spied on by Mark Zuckerberg that creepy. alien I want him to sell my information. not these try coms Chinese communism is. evil but I like the American. surveillance state just fine thank you. very much huh lock my surveillance.

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which is great I am a skateboarder many. of you don't know that about me but and. what's cool about this is actually cool. there is a a syringe going into a rat. and the rat says oh [ __ ] not another. [ __ ] test which is kind of fun so. that is fun imagine that as a person and.

that's Bill Gates see we can't build but. I'm a big skateboarder I love. skateboarding dad a Venice Beach skate. park with my friends it's just so Cal. life this grown-up skating surfing then. there's this bandana can you open that. they sent us a bandana too which is.

great and the bandana is for this is for. the Crips. there's the Bloods and the Crips the. Crips are blue and this is Madonna. tax cannabis alcohol raspberry Snapple. Bruce Lee cream slices linda lovelace. street fighter LSD masturbation whether. it's a bunch of cool things on this and.

so I mean I'm happy with that and then. they have this so you know this is high. beast culture and you know it's every. every every uh every moment of my life. has been on a scale lived on a. skateboard every single moment of my. life every meaningful thing that's ever.

happened to me I've been skating loved. skaters love everything about them loved. surfers loved people that wear bandanas. some of my favorite people. you know white guys with dreadlocks. sitting in venice beach wearing bandanas. skateboarding many of them in their late. 40s loved those people there's there.

needs to be more of them and so if you. go to [ __ ] calm which is a site where. they sell this stuff it's sold out they. sell out all the time because people. want this stuff you know people really. like it they get into it. there's no promo codes no free shipping. no discounts I mean that's how elite. this stuff is but you can subscribe to. the newsletter and follow on IG or. Twitter they have some cool stuff on.

their website and we asked them to send. us some of it and then this is what. happened so but I would still go to. their website because there is some. really cool stuff maybe well in the. future make some cool stuff with them I. don't know I mean what where are the. wheels they don't they don't come with. the wheels just the deck and then you. put whatever kind of wheels you want on. it oh I see I do lie I do like the rat. yeah it's cool getting a syringe.

I almost wish that was on the front but. I guess he can't. I guess the cooler stuff always goes. every skateboard I had was was it bored. the Tony Hawk cave to me because he. thought that I was going to be the. biggest name in skating and it's kind of. a cool joke and a twist that I am not. the biggest name in skating but I what I.

did was important for the culture so if. you go to their website which is [ __ ]. calm and you sign up for the newsletter. what is [ __ ] [ __ ] is a company you. know it's company sells shirts and. skateboards and cool stuff you know. people buy this and then they resell it. a lot of kids making money reselling. [ __ ] because the high resale value. noone store opening equals Wall Street.

opening valve for our buyers so they're. buyers when when when that store opens. at noon everybody rushes to it and if. you buy thing you probably sell it for a. big markup right is that what this is. yeah so you sell it for a big markup and. how cool is that why not you know so. this is not what this is not one of. those things where you're like hey guys. here's how to get it for less money this.

is a great way to maybe get into the. online e-commerce market by buying. bandanas and then reselling them you. know and you could strategize like a lot. of people figure out how to strategize. on how to cop an item cop in quotations. meaning not the guy who shoots the. unarmed black person cop meaning just to. get items while everyone else is in a. frenzy and getting carjacked by supposed.

BOTS everybody complains that the bots. jacked them but what really happened was. they lack strategy and they went in and. got [ __ ] over you don't want to do. that you could figure out this is you. know in all in all seriousness this. might. be one of the only jobs left he's buying. these things and then selling them to. like rich kids so it might not be a bad. idea it sounds fun maybe I'll do it live. in the air one day we should do that. live on the air yeah we'll go into the.

[ __ ] because these people don't know. me I. I know beasts I know B so those [ __ ]. little kids I used to live up the house. I'll grab a few of the beasts hype. Easter like what do they like they're. like twelve they don't speak they just. have they just have these big big. sneakers and like hats and they just. stand on a line and they wait to get in. to these stores so I'll just grab a few. of them and give them like adderall or. something and [ __ ] have them just run. this whole table yeah. have them run the table but we should do.

that live we should literally go get a. few beasts and then and then go to the. go on to the [ __ ] store and tell ads. have them show us how to do it the high. beasts they just stand there they don't. say anything. fascinating type of person they don't. really talk they just stand in the line. they're all very like they're like. scared they're just like running through. in their head what could happen it's. like before I get on stage did you stand. up or before like you know a runner or.

swimmer you're on the starting block you. get it ready to go these people are. thinking about that but on the other end. of that belly shopping and they're like. how do I shop effectively they want to. make sure it's [ __ ] crazy weave it. really is consumerism on a level that is. it's amazing when you see people with. that level of dedication standing in the. street getting ready and it's like and. they're off all right we're gonna we got. a little white one with an Asian one. there work in the back of the store and. then we got one coming to the side we.

got one whose father works at Paramount. and he's having an affair and he dropped. the kid off two hours ago. that's we got and then we got another. one coming in his mother dropped him off. as long as he's not doing drugs she's. happy and she encourages this because. he's learning about the Internet all. right here we go we got another one. coming now. it really is you could call it like a. horse race when these little bombs going. to supreme it's a shame it is in same.

while we are talking about companies. Dickey's Barbecue Pit in Rancho Mirage. is running a human trafficking ring that. is neither here nor there go to [ __ ]. dot-com if you see t-dot-com. okay and a lot of kids making money. reselling the [ __ ] merch because of high. resale value the [ __ ] pop up got shut. down by the po-leece that's how hot this.

[ __ ] is the beasts love it it is their. life it is why they exist on earth is to. go in and to get this cool [ __ ] they do. so cool bin Laden themed clothing which. I like I like that so go to [ __ ] calm. and is there a promo code or anything. just sign it for the website sign up for. the newsletter we did that you could. read the newsletter I'm interested in. this culture get interested in it it's. fun why not even if you're older and you.

can't relate to it understand what's. going on out there because there is a. real economic opportunity is arbitrage. this is arbitrage okay you might not be. able to get into the natural gas market. in Kazakhstan but maybe you could get a. few bandanas and flip them all right. [ __ ] dot-com. he's think these are the dumbest like if. you've if you if you know a dumb person.

you can I can I can tell you the three. things you're gonna say this week tick. tock is Chinese spyware that's what dumb. people say because we've all known that. for months they'll say something about. ghilane Maxwell again dumb people we've. known all about that for months I don't. know what to tell you I'm so tired of. talking about Callay Maxwell I'm gonna. [ __ ] kill her at this point stop. asking me about I know as much as you. we're waiting and watching together.

isn't that the fun of it. no nothing's gonna happen nobody's going. to jail the Royal Family's not going to. fall it's not going to be you know an. unmasking of every Utley pedophile. in the in the world sadly maybe you know. you know people like who I don't know. it's 2020 it's like well sure but I'm. just skeptical about that you know I'm. just skeptical because I've been waiting. for that and everything else for 20. years I've been waiting here for 20.

years for anybody to get caught doing. anything again whatever you want drug. running terrorism I mean literally. anything you want any time we've ever. been lied to I've been waiting for any. comeuppance at all and nobody I mean. nothing people just don't care after a. while the queueing on people aren't. gonna care they're ready trying to get. rid of Trump the Supreme Court ruled. that he's not above the law and then. he's got to put out his tax returns.

money has turned on Trump money for a. while was riding with him because. everybody's 401ks were fat the economy. was okay he was navigating us he kept us. out a few wars there people were kind of. like okay um you know now they're. dumping him they're dumping him because. the Econo this pandemic the economy is. just in a state of just it's like when. you when you're when a wave smashes you. into the the sand and you keep trying to.

get up in the way it keeps hitting you. and keeps hitting you that's the economy. right now restaurants are opening buying. a bunch of food than having to throw it. out and closing again. and so money and the suburbs I talk to a. lot of people on the suburbs they're. starting sour on Trump too because. they're going this is not good they're. like this is not good Trump Wilkie was. hardcore supporters and I mean Biden is. a corpse so the only thing that might. turn this around is a debate where Biden. you know is is in such a state state of.

cognitive decline that he has to be. taken out of the race but other than. that Trump is in trouble he's in deep. trouble because I think the. institutional money and even the top. Republicans I think they're saying like. okay we've had enough we've had enough. here. you've had your fun you've had your fun. we have the pandemic and the Civil War.

and the unrest and Americans can now not. travel anywhere they can't leave the. country so thank you for coming we. appreciate it uh we did have fun there. were some moments of genuine levity we. enjoyed it you you seem to be enjoying. it at a few points as well sir but now I. think it's time to move on and go back. to someone boring and half dead and we. can all agree that your biden is boring. and half dead and that's what we need to.

go we need to go back to where every. situation in life is not a 24-hour cable. news show we're a conversation with my. aunt is not a 24-hour cable news show. where I have to have statistics and. talking points every time she picks up. the phone and I'm like well actually in. Texas the hospitalization um. it's declined but the death is we can't. do it we can't go on like this forever. we have to go back to something that's.

more like normalcy we have we can't do. it people are exhausted everybody you. know now is a pundit politics is for. losers haven't we explained that is it. could that not be more clear to you. every now and that in politics somebody. gets in who's like a good-looking winner. and then they become the president and. then they try to change things and then.

they get shot in the head while her him. and his wife drive through Dallas but. for the most part the people that write. about politics to people that obsess. about politics all they are losers they. cannot get laid they have no friends. they don't make any money they have zero. capital anywhere in their life financial. social and they spend their time. figuring out why why am i a loser and. then that leads them down whatever.

rabbit hole whichever wherever. gonna go and they're just losers nobody. wants to be these people you don't so we. need we need to get away from the idea. that like people should be consumed all. day with about with their political. identity there's more to life there is. more to life than politics truly not. saying you you shouldn't fight for. things you believe in but you're also. not fighting for anything you believe it.

you're pretending so there's more to. life go out take a bunch of shrooms sit. on a hill have a good grilled cheese. sandwich pay someone to jerk you off at. a bus stop I don't know it's not my. business. but there's got to be more to life then. debating obscure German philosophers and. we know what you're doing there or. [ __ ] you know talking about critical. race theory I'm sick of the free speech. tube am sick of that I'm sick of the.

canceled culture horseshit on both sides. I'm sick of idiots like Acacio Cortez. being like real council culture affects. anti-imperialists and Palestinian. advocates and I'm like [ __ ] you don't. think Google and [ __ ] Facebook are. gonna sense them you don't think they're. gonna censor Palestinian advocate what. do you what is wrong with you [ __ ]. weren't you [ __ ] saying you're Jewish.

the other day she'd pull up that clip. where a OC I don't know if he can't even. find it she's talking to some group but. she says she's a little Jewish so they. cut it out a OC yeah welcome to the. tribe AO sees Jewish background like can. we stop yeah. she's she went and she was talking to I. think a Jewish group and and she says. you know play this clip here this fraud.

and one of these that we discovered. about ourselves is that very a very very. long time ago generations and. generations ago my family I sense that.

these people are frauds what is wrong. with you they're actors they are frauds. she's claiming to be a bagel and then. she's going to hang out with a lot of. Omar and never heed mine cop they don't. believe in anything. they're frauds you people put your. stocking she's hot if she looked like me. she'd be another loser socialist in a. basement right now talking about capital.

but she looks like her so she's on. television every 36 seconds let's not. get it twisted she's full of [ __ ] she's. in front of a Jewish audience and all of. a sudden it's Jews and then the next. time she talks it's like it's about the. power staying out it date it's stopping. you're gonna let these people run your. life you're on earth for a certain. amount of time and you're investing in. that you're investing in this these are.

the types of people you're investing in. or Trump was they dancing with Epstein. like this for 30 years and then decides. that he doesn't know who he is. these are the people that you're gonna. spend your time investing in what what. kind of perpetual state of [ __ ]. childhood Peter Pan syndrome is this. where you spend your entire [ __ ] life. listening to these goons all the [ __ ].

they want to do is get power and you. give it to them so easily they all. thrive on attention she that complains. about canceled culture doesn't exist. she's like I've got a white supremacist. television network [ __ ] on me every. day. which he said under Twitter you know. I've got a white supremacist now she. goes I've got a cable network and a. white supremacist TV host that and all. of their fans threaten me with deaths. and everything like that okay and I want.

to say something it is it is fight here. I'll tell you exactly what you watch. because I have an entire TV network. dedicated to stoking hatred of me a. white supremacist with a popular Network. show regularly just towards me this is. [ __ ] up do you know what she's talking. about she's only been HGTV that attacks. this woman constantly go to HGTV's. website right now. HGTV has engaged in a pretty sick white. supremacist campaign against a OC it is.

disgusting and I don't want to be a part. of it anymore and if you watch HGTV. you're part of the [ __ ] pub please. stop doing screenshots at the audience. getting here jesus [ __ ] christ. look at the lineup of shows on this this. [ __ ] dog whistle white go to shows. please can you handle that go to shows. what's on tonight it's all white. supremacist television all they talk.

about is houses you know who owns houses. white people and they'd bring decorators. in to make them look even more white. okay let's my lottery Dream Home let's. look at the let's look at the [ __ ]. let's look at the titles of the shows. Utah Mountain dream home huh Nelly and. Pablo were married for just a few months.

I bet Pablo is white Nelly and Pablo. were married for just a few months when. they won 1 million dollars in the. Wyoming Powerball now the Wyoming. Powerball is run by the Klan now they. could afford their dream home in the. mountains of Utah diverse and they're. looking for places picking up for their. whole extended family militia interior. designer David Bromstad white. supremacist joins the couple in their. house hunt along with their teenage.

niece Shanna. yeah who has some ideas about what kind. of house is suitable for her millionaire. relatives oh I bet Shania has ideas this. is the network that has been attacking. air-sea since she declared her candidacy. to run and it's a little disgusting and. I sympathize with her I sympathize with. her who is the white supremacist host. that she's talking about on HGTV I'm.

trying to find out who it is. is it the propertybrothers is it David. Bromstad yeah this is yet here's the. host of his own television show Color. Splash what with David Bromstad as well. as Color Splash Miami where they just. you know what that show is they go up to. people they go what color do you like. and they go what and then they go too. late and then ice puts him in a van.

that's color splash Miami it's called. ice puts you in a van he also hosts. HGTV's my lottery dream home in which he. helps lottery windows fun see this is. funny because obviously I'm trying to. kid around because I know the AFC is. talking about Fox News and I'm saying. she's talking about HGTV but what's even. funnier about this is there is actually. a shop Ben why do you can't why do you. always [ __ ] up stop touching it if I'm. talking about something why are you.

clicking off what I'm talking about if. this is your one thing here please Jesus. Christ um Ben was working at a pet store. two years ago and he's gonna go back. there he's gonna go back to getting. people [ __ ] kibbles and bits stop. touching the [ __ ] computer Christ he. also hosts HGTV's my lottery Dream Home. in which he helps local lottery winners. find their dream real estate bro that's. how bad things have gotten that they're. literally have to go to lottery winners. now because no one has any money to buy.

any properties so it's like David. Bromstad is is now going to be showing. lottery winners how to buy a property. because these are like garbage white. trailer trash who want to scratch off. and now this guy's gonna take them. around help him get a lake house they've. probably got nine years left to live and. David Bromstad is going to show them how. to get a property my lottery Dream Home. that's great it'll be my lottery leg.

soon dr. David helps you choose your leg. congratulations you get a new leg people. gonna sit home and eat popcorn and watch. other people get operations my lottery. kidney next on HGTV my lottery pancreas. where you get an operation you won the. lotto you're entitled to a life-saving. operation and we're all gonna cheer and. go isn't that great isn't that.

phenomenal but alc is just a [ __ ] I. mean listen man I respect the hustle I. don't hate her I respect the hustle I. respect what she's about but she's full. of [ __ ] hopefully you are voting for us. on tournament of laughs a show we are. embarrassed to be taking a part of and. an all men about what is to come on. network television I mean tournament of. laughs is is really the worst thing I've. ever seen and that is saying something I.

mean it is terrible and it reveals how. stand-up comedians really outside of. standup the majority of them have. absolutely no talent and should be kept. in their home by an armed guard so many. of them don't understand what sketches. are they don't get it they don't. understand the concept of a sketch or. the concept of doing something funny. outside of standing on a stage getting. draw you know being drunk on a stage and. asking somebody in the front row if they. like black dick which is again the that.

is the you know that is the trait of. many stand-up comedians that's their act. yeah you have a [ __ ] you over you like. black book you have a blog I so now that. they can't do that although I imagine. some of them are trying they've. submitted sketches to tournament of. laughs which is bad so if we win it's. gonna be very embarrassing vote for us. we don't I don't care but I think it. would be fun if we win. then something I've said comes out and.

truTV has to take the prize away and the. executives that greenlit the show are. homeless that would be very funny to me. only because I like goofy things I like. fun. that's all so if you want to vote for us. on tournament of laughs you can and by. all means you don't have to it is the. summer I know you've got a lot going on. we're in what round three now yeah round. three yeah we're in round three imagine. that name tournament of laughs imagine.

the work that went into that name those. hard-working executives going let's call. it tournament of left how many zoom. meetings did that take before they came. up with tournament of laughs tournament. of no laughs more likely tournament of. laughs because maybe there's one funny. thing that happens so we're just. submitting sketches most of you have. already seen before and if we advance. we'll have to make left to make another. sketch we were driving around an area.

the desert thinking about a sketch to. make it we drove down a long winding. road and there was a guy sitting on top. of a mountain with a rifle and it looked. like he was a lookout for something and. I wanted to know if maybe there was a. drug drop something going on it did seem. Shady Ryan so yeah he had a he had a. brand new or new enough pickup truck and. then a tent so if you didn't have the. pickup truck I'm like oh maybe this guy.

lives here in that tent but because he. had that pickup truck and he had the. tent I imagined that he was trying to. maybe keep some things cool out of the. Sun and he was just sitting there with a. rifle and then you got a look at him. what did he look like he's half white. half Hispanic Wrangler jeans and he was. sitting on the highest rock with the. rifle and there's no animals so he's not. hunting there's nothing alive about that. yes nothing to hunt so it has to be I. mean we were what a mile down it was.

only long I mean it was a winding road. it was a private road there was all. kinds of signs and we stayed on it cuz I. wanted to see the end I wanted to see. where it led to. you know I wanted to see at the end of. that where you know what's going on. there but but we were dissuaded by the. fact that we we did see the guy we got. to the gate we turned around and there. was just a guy there and I think he had. a rifle you did interesting.

anybody with any information on that. call Crimestoppers kinds of people to. call Crime Stoppers New York City now. descending get some New York City stuff. up it is descending into a hellscape. very quickly apparently abolishing the. police not the greatest idea or cutting. their funding which is essentially just. cutting the amount of cops at around at. any given time yes areas are often over. policed and the police are poorly.

trained and many of the Meridius we've. discussed that at nauseam but a 19 year. old man was fatally shot and another man. wounded early Sunday in Brooklyn part of. a violent weekend spree that saw 64. people shot in New York City 64 people. shot over the weekend in New York City. it surpassed 400 shootings in the first. half of the year for the first time. since 2016 and with 528 by the end of.

last month at 205 shootings in June were. the highest for that month since 1996 so. in a month we're back to 1996 it'll be. fun to see how far back we can go maybe. we can go back to 86. maybe 76 but I mean you were racing. twenty years of progress there there's a. lot of factors you have a you had a.

lockdown I mean the economy is in the. worst place it's been and the stock. market obviously is fake so it's not. reflecting that but I mean the. joblessness is is I mean everyday look. at the unemployment numbers in New York. only just just Google New York. unemployment I'm curious. because there's also an economic reality. here that is pretty unescapable is that.

millions of percentage so New York State. in May in April they have the numbers. that we're looking at fifteen percent of. the state unemployed New York City 18. percent in May 15 percent in April this. is a big problem and then there's a wave. of evictions coming to get on that just. look at the evictions there are millions. of people I think there's seven million. people in America that are about to be. evicted I believe that if something.

isn't done to either extend yeah you. Lumi evictions may soon make 28 million. homeless people did I say seven million. well that was a lofty estimate wasn't it. water rose let me take off my. rose-colored glasses. twenty-eight million people homeless in. the US if they don't do something if. they don't freeze these evictions or you. know put out universal basic income ten. million people lost their homes in the. Great Recession so just to give you an.

idea this is almost triple that and. we're just getting started. so ten million people lost their homes. in the great reset and I should have a. party we should have a party who's gonna. bring the dip are you gonna bring the. dip or should I have it let's grill some. dogs twenty-eight million Americans. being evicted one-acts are you gonna. throw rager let's throw a rager yeah. that's what we'll do we'll go to all the. 30 million foreclosed homes and have a.

rager in the backyard go down a little. bit here Benz now afraid to touch the. computer cuz I yell didn't bow he has a. habit of doing it where I'm talking. about something and he just he moves on. to the next thing because he's lost. interest in the thing that I'm talking. about but his job is to anticipate what. I'm going to do and stay there like. Jamie Vernon see Jamie Vernon is the. standard for podcast producers he's.

never wrong. and now jogos is little Joe goes. at a more relaxed pace than I do my pace. is frenetic so I need somebody's a. little bit more fanatic Jamie's but Joe. also goes to a lot of different places. and Jamie's very very quick but what Ben. does is Ben just decides in the middle. of the HGTV thing that would that I'm. done talking about it and that I have to. move on because he's had enough is that. is that what happened I thought you were. going back to the a OEC thing so I was. trying to stay with you now why don't. why not open up two things at once I did.

I went back right here and then I jumped. back yeah okay but you had to be yelled. at to go back to what we were talking. about I was being very bad he's he's. just he's gotten very very comfortable. and he doesn't understand that he needs. to always focus and be at the top of his. game he doesn't understand that every. every minute he thinks he's on a golf. course this isn't that situation here. okay you got to be tough they're gonna.

come for us at any minute T's. [ __ ] how does the eviction. crisis brought on by the pandemic. compared with the 2008 housing crisis. this woman says we've never seen this. extent of eviction in such a truncated. amount of time in our history. just let okay we can go just let the. people stay in their homes. the government should come in pay off. the mortgage banks pay off the. homeowners and let them stay in their.

homes and for all you free-market. capitalist libertarian types that are. against that type of action I hope your. home burns down because when 30 million. people are in the street I hope you. enjoy what happens next because I bet. they're not gonna talk about what went. on at the Mises Institute I bet they're. gonna have a little fun I bet they're. gonna grab some weapons and have a. little fun light it up spark it up if.

you make 30 million people homeless in. this country they're going to burn the. country down and they won't be wrong so. you don't think it's necessary to help. keep some of these people and their. [ __ ] houses you're out of your. [ __ ] mind and you have a very. short-sighted view of things your. theories don't matter at this point soon. it's gonna go back to the old theories. where it's like if somebody clunks you. in the head with something and you don't.

stop them. you're dead those were the old theories. when a guy would just hit you in the. head with a rock and take your wife and. whatever you had not the other way you. know my point right those are the old. theories that we're gonna go back to and. no amount of you know economic theory is. going to stop that people are tired and. they're really tired of debate they're. tired of debate you're gonna get. cancelled the old-fashioned way because.

people just start burning down the. suburbs you just going to start burning. down homes if you make 30 million people. unemployed I mean am I wrong maybe I'm. wrong I don't think I'm wrong that's. coming it's coming. we're heading towards civil war but are. you gonna have anybody over are you. gonna have a party do you do you want me. to bring anything to the party yeah a. gun you bring a gun to the party and.

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sell people some [ __ ] that's the way. the future man make money sitting on. your butt do it the head of Goya beams. went out and said he liked Trump by the. way who the [ __ ] eats Goya beans. Mexicans right yeah yeah I've never. eaten a Goya bean in my life yeah. they're all upset because the CEO of. Goya said we're lucky to have a leader. like Trump listed a lot of Latinos like. Trump I don't know what to tell you.

I'm sure I've eaten Goya beans that. others have made for me I just have. never made a Goya bean this is a Latino. community issue completely this has. nothing to do with me I eat the bushes. baked bean the grill the grilling bean. the grill style I don't need the Goya. beans okay well how do you make them. what do you put them in them in a bucket. with Lysol races joke it's a racist joke. what'll it mean for my career.

[Music]. yeah Koya he loves Trump let it be. whatever after experiencing a tremendous. surge of popularity during lockdown. declared by the cut as boomtown for. beans beans now face a devastating. setback Goya notorious and beloved girls. used to a bean purveyor creator finely. crafted legumes that you don't have to. be on a waiting list for us now the. subject of a boycott after the company. CEO lavished praise on President Trump. could we get the video up of him. lavishing praise on Trump by the way if.

you think Goya beans bed the guy that. runs Bush's baked beans is highly Hitler. somewhere it will took him to a white. supremacist the guy that's running. Bush's baked beans is 100 percent at. Charlotte's filming a torch. if the Goya bean guy likes Trump the. Bush's bean guy thinks Trump is a. liberal [ __ ]. mr. Goya all he said I don't think we.

need to get it all he said is that we. are blessed to have a leader like Trump. make your shopping decisions accordingly. so hey all you poor maids that were. buying Goya beans now buy lobster go to. the butcher and get a nice cut of meat. because that's how boycotts work so next. time remember when you get off the. public bus and walk into the grocery.

store don't purchase the 99-cent Goya. bean go and get some Chilean sea bass. and eat that instead maybe Goya beans. are tasty I really never had I've had. them they're pretty bland it's just a. red kidney bean. stavi a lot of protein fiber what the. [ __ ] are we even talking about in this. country what do they do with them they.

do they dress them up they do the Latin. cultures must do something to them. salt pepper what does the CEO of Bush's. baked beans saying about Trump Jesus. Christ CEO Bush's baked beans definitely. like V gets invited to the Rose Garden. he's definitely gonna be like Minister. praising it we're a white country I love. my white brothers and sisters Duke come. up here and then the dog gets up yeah. they're like Duke what's going on then.

the dog puts his little paw up I. wouldn't I'm not gonna do the Hitler. thing because then they go throw us off. YouTube they're not gonna understand. that it's a joke that I'm gonna have to. explain to a lawyer that I was. pretending to be the Duke Duke the dog. from Bush's baked beans saluting Hitler. in the Rose Garden and we have to. explain why that is we're gonna have to. contact people and just go up be a back. and forth be a real issue so I'm not. going to do that but just imagine just. imagine that how satirical and lovely. that would be the dog from Duke the dog. from bushes huiling Hitler in the Rose.

Garden and then the bushes people having. to dress that I have to go well Duke is. no longer our spokesperson. we don't know what Duke was doing and. then a lot of people gonna be like I. think Duke was raising his hand to ask a. question. Duke was just trying to ask a question. and they're like no it was pretty clear. that Duke was heiling Hitler and they're. like no we don't think so. Duke was asking a question and that's. what he was doing and then it would be a.

debate but I wish everybody a Goya foods. the best and you know but a lot of. Latinos like Trump I don't know what to. tell you I think he got 30% of the. Latino vote a Latino lot in X lettings. Latin X lot Latin X sounds like a slur. Latin X Latinos support for Trump is a. problem for Democrats that was from. February he got 28% of Latino voters.

supported Trump 30% support him now 30. percent of Latinos are apparently white. supremacists man what are you gonna do. folks I extended my rental now I'm there. to LA I'm in the desert until September. 1st really try to do something fun will.

do maybe alive live in the desert show. or something I don't know like something. something we want to get out of the. studio for a minute where we're thinking. about a studio redesign it's a little. bleak it's a little dark we know we're. trying to liven it up a little more fun. a little more pep in our step it's just. being a little difficult to get. everybody on the same page but we're. gonna we're gonna definitely put. together a a little bit more of a. vibrant color scheme maybe we'll go to. the guy from HGTV I think can he can.

show us it we should sign up we should. sign up that would be a great show HDTV. guys remake nazi podcast studios what a. fun show that would be and it's just. like these guys from HGTV to come out. and like so we really love the space and. they're like what's the show about and. he's like these guys in their basement. like pop politics it's about politics. and they're like okay it's like what. about politics anyway it's about some of.

the things we believe not being true. we'd like a lot of red because we've. taken the red pill Nazi podcasters. getting a makeover from HGTV they're. dealing in questionable content HGTV is. here to give their Nazi podcast a push. in the right direction which is you just. need a splash of color you just need a.

splash of color. you can't rant about the shapes of. skulls in this musty den make it nice. why not. I do like HGTV you know if you get into. a real groove with HGTV you can really. just kind of watch it because you just. imagine yourself living a bunch of these. different lives you know you're like you. can watch an afternoon of HGTV and. basically say I you know what if I lived.

in in a South Carolina beach town what. if I lived in Charleston you know what. if I lived in Michigan by a lake and I. was that guy you know what if I lived in. the desert of Arizona like that's kind. of what's fun about HGTV is like you get. to see these real people go into real. houses you know it's not million dollar. listing this is not like come see a. stunning estate this is like real people. that have choices and they can they live.

in these like somewhat decent. communities and you kind of see what's. out there you see what's out there and. it's um they're not a sponsor I'm just. giving them the free ad but they but too. much of it is now I like just watching. the show where they go in too much of a. now's like let's flip a house it's like. who gives a [ __ ] just show me things. stop telling me how to do something stop. telling me I'm gonna start flipping. houses please just show me different.

things show me things why eat an Oreo. stop instructing me how to be a. State investor just get me in and out of. the houses let me see [ __ ]. let me see [ __ ] let me get to know these. two pieces of [ __ ] that are wandering. around you know Winnetka Illinois trying. to find a property let's just get in and. out here I don't I don't need for you to. tell me how I'm gonna take on a. six-month long renovation project I. don't need that HGTV but I do think it's.

[ __ ] up the day attack Acacio Cortez. and I hope she remedies that I hope well. when she's our queen I'm sure she will. we will only have the networks that she. likes you know just be I don't know what. it'll be but it'll be something it'll be. fun ALC she's a fun woman I'd love to. have her on the show I'd love to have. her on the show yeah I do I am. disappointed in her a little bit like.

Cynthia McKinney I like because Cindy. and McKinney went like hardcore like we. did 9/11 she was a congresswoman and. she's like we did 9/11 she went wild and. she just [ __ ] it I think she lives go. girl where she lives. where does Cynthia McKinney live this is. what happens when you go wild you gotta. like leave the country where does she. live now I feel like she lives out.

I could be wrong maybe look it maybe. we'll get Cynthia McKinney on the show. she's wild. she'll is a Cali saying she lives in. Stone Mountain in California that links. dead dude I think she's like somewhere. else I don't know why she is a. controversial woman look what she's.

tweeting right now go to a Twitter says. she's in Atlanta she's tweeting about. Epstein the other day I forget I forgot. what she was saying um let's go back up. go back up she retweeted Trump she. retweeted Trump goes who thinks we. should fire doctor foul Qi and McKinney. retweeted that oh it's a fake account oh.

is it. I think she thought it was real though. yeah okay that's a fake account keep. going down see the McKinney's. interesting man she's right she's right. at the point with the far left and the. far right meet and you know at that. point is it's [ __ ] awesome she's just. awesome I don't know what she's what. she's saying I'm sure she said a lot of. wild [ __ ] don't act me on Twitter and be.

like go through you don't know what. Cindy McKinney's thought about she's. saying don't take the vaccine fork over. 19 yeah she's wild man Cynthia's wild. saying don't take that vaccine she's a. little wild listen to this. alan dershowitz was lawsuit that seals. forever the files containing the names. of epstein clients protecting all who. are black now by Epstein and Mossad as a.

result of sexual trafficking pedophilia. and worse that's interesting and worse. thrown a few bones to the cube people. she cuz uh they were blackmailed by. Epstein and Mossad as a result of sexual. trafficking pedophilia and worse what. could be worse obviously it's the murder. oh yeah of the kids Cynthia McKinney go. down what's that what's that [ __ ]. photo picture dude she's going full.

covert ruther she's full Cove of truth. or now yeah she is. full Cova truth there is this her. website true news.com go to true news. coms that's Cindy McKinney. I'll subscribe to the site every day of. my life if this is true please tell me. it's like Cynthia McKinney interviewing. Roseanne I'll never watch anything else. his Melania Trump a silent victim of.

Epstein's child trafficking network. already I'm like great let's let's let's. read this already I'm in I'm already in. who's true news I don't know I don't. want to play their stuff though now this. is the book they're promoting final. final day ten characteristics of the. second coming of Jesus Christ yeah. alright well we know it's all a scam. that goes back to religion. yeah the queuing on shed is all a scam.

that goes back to lining the pockets of. megachurch pastors and a lot of those. guys are only on the internet now. especially because of kovin 19 so behind. all the queue stuff is this real. religiosity and a lot of it lines the. pockets of traditional kind of. right-wing Christian groups or people. very interesting it's just a new hustle. they're like it's not enough anymore to. just tell people about two 10.

commandments we gotta we gotta start. weaving together this this. meta-narrative some true. some false build this big political arc. make them feel like you know they are. soldiers in this war and then they're. gonna buy these books and give us money. and contribute to the cause and I. guarantee you that a lot of this Q [ __ ]. is being backed by megachurch guys it's. smart see that's where you gotta get to.

in life folks where you're not outraged. by that you just sit back and you go. it's smart gum yep if people were idiots. and they needed something to believe in. and I could rebrand what they all. believed in as something else and keep. finding a way to fleecing them out of. their money. you don't even get mad at it anymore you. just go huh huh that's the reaction you. don't you don't get outraged you don't. start sputtering in at a screaming like. a crazy person you don't show up at.

somebody's house and did tell them you. just say you go you know what's. interesting you telling your friends at. night you know it's interesting here's. what I think and that's that and that's. where it dies it people that want to get. involved in this we're just gonna get. involved people who want to give their. money to these people or the black lives. matter people you know for example you. want to give your money to them give. your money to them it's all they tell. you what they want to do they're like. all right this is not really about. police it's about destroying the nuclear. family and instituting Marxism and you.

know we want to do that through. controlling speech and you know what. abolish the police we want to lead. vigilantes run through the streets we. want to take everybody's probably that's. what the abolish the police is about. instead let's start taking people [ __ ]. that's not ours everybody's like I. wonder what the abolish the police is. about it you won't work it's not. supposed to work it's gonna work for the.

people gonna take your [ __ ] it's gonna. work very well for the people we're. gonna take what they feel is theirs. dummies well I don't know if it's gonna. work just abolish the police it may not. work Oh it'll work it's working already. in New York they're not even abolished. cut their money and crime is up the. abolishing the police is about creating. enough chaos in the streets that you. overthrow the government and replace it. with a Marxist government where.

everybody is bought off everybody gets a. certain amount of money and everybody. embraces some type of surveillance state. and we all do this because we want the. chaos to end now the people that want to. bring about this revolution are they. gonna be the people that survive to the. other end of it who knows but that is. what they want they want to totally. destroy capitalism and everything with. it private property you know your right. to bear arms your right to speak your.

right to you know own and operate a. business they want to get rid of all of. that your right to worship freely your. religion I mean that that's what they. want to get rid of so I don't give a. [ __ ] about his Q not you if you want to. worship the Church of Qi on as long as. you're not going and kidnapping people. or [ __ ] doing crazy [ __ ] I don't care. what you do it doesn't matter I'm only. on this earth for a certain amount of. time I can't worry about you that's your. journey. that's your journey of whatever you want. to believe and I can't tell you sure.

there's a lot of people that are. thrilled believing and queuing on they. love it makes them happy. who am I to say what what you're allowed. to believe it but that the BLM stuff. does a comfortable place where they they. they want everybody to be controlled and. they're using racism as a way to suggest. that nobody can have any freedom because. the only freedom yeah you know the only. reason are the only way people using.

their freedom now is to be racist and to. oppress other people so if you want to. give them your money do that go ahead. and give them your money I don't care. you want to give the queueing on people. your money give them your money in it. doesn't matter me doesn't doesn't matter. to me what you do is completely. immaterial but just know that that's who. you give your money to you give any. money to old-school Marxist and you. giving your money to old-school tent. preachers you know megachurch pastors. that's that's all this - [ __ ] is it's. just a rebranding of that and they're. just gonna suck your money the way.

they've been socking it they're gonna. give it to. a Republican now Country Club guys that. just [ __ ] you know make money and. they don't really give a flying [ __ ]. about you and that's just a way that. it's the same old story folks ain't not. new that's another thing that's. frustrating about people that just. really dive hard into politics if you're. smart enough your political art should. last about five years about five years. she's really smart people get it done in. two they go alright believe in things I. believe in things oh so do these people. oh well things gonna happen over there.

wait what's gonna wait whoa whoa whoa. what's happening hold on hold on hold on. I don't understand I don't understand. this doesn't make any sense why are they. doing the things that the other people. did oh my god oh my god I don't really. care anymore I met somebody I like a. sandwich. all right yeah people do that [ __ ] ha ha. ha oh that was funny. well you know [ __ ] it only got a few. years left on this earth. da da da da dun that's the Ark if you. have any semblance of intelligence any. go bang pots and pans for the nurses.

that's what you're doing all your. political tweeting and talking you're. just essentially banging pots and pans. for the nurses you're just banging a pot. in a pan for a OCA so what you're doing. keep doing it whatever makes you happy. but I suggest I'll make a suggestion to. you out of certain point in your life.

you just turn it off turn it off mute. turn it off go do something else cuz. you're not gonna want to get on to the. end of your life you're not gonna want. to get to a point in your life where. you've spent all of your time invested. in in a world that was created for you. by algorithms you're gonna want to turn. that off and go somewhere else and I. don't know go kayaking I can't tell you. what to do go get murdered doesn't it. sound like it's more fun to get murdered.

go get put in a burlap sack while you. jog go get tortured in a cabin and. murdered it's better than tweeting at. Nancy Pelosi. all get disemboweled by a really evil. person I was gonna say dude but I don't. want to gender the murderer. it's more fun can't worry all the. goddamn time about politics it's boring.

Trump's gonna lose biden's gonna win. Ellen's not going to keep doing all the. people that get involved with politics. lack any other discernible skill so what. they do is a revenue up they take your. money and then they don't do anything. because there's nothing to really do the. country is uncover nerble and the only. thing after this is gonna look a lot. worse than what we have right now that. doesn't mean that like you shouldn't get. health insurance and things like that I.

think you'll eventually probably get. those things I think you'll get national. health insurer won't be good but you'll. get it as you should get it and there. should be you know coordinated attempts. to to get those things but you can just. vote you could donate money and you. could vote you don't have to live in a. 24-hour cycle of you know opinion and. rhetoric every single day of your life. you can just vote for people that you. agree with and then step back and then. you know try to get things for yourself. get [ __ ] on your own don't wait for the.

government to get you something. don't wait good luck talk to the people. that are wait still waiting for checks. for the beginning in this quarantine you. know good luck go out and do something. on your own maybe you can't and you know. and that sucks and that's okay too but. like you know you're relying on this. incredibly corrupt government of morally. vacant human beings I mean I don't know. I don't know what I don't know what to. tell you you still think this is all so.

waiting on the check like well yeah we. just abolish the police that'll fix it I. don't fix it just get rid of the police. yeah society won't come apart don't. think it will no we'll just we'll just. get rid of the police we'll let. everybody solve their problems on. Twitter social media Twitter will become. real life and then people. well the the reply guys will be it in.

real life and they'll reply with a knife. to your throat that's the way they'll. reply to reply guys on Twitter will be. coming and that's what many of you need. many of you need like we need to start. seeing blue checks on Twitter who all. live in cities get disemboweled we need. to watch a video of some of our faves. some of our blue check favorites get. disemboweled and when you see their. entrails on the street you go hmm not. working well but they're the ones that.

keep clamoring for it so let it happen. let it happen in New York let it happen. in these cities let T cities burn and. let these people that have all embraced. this idea they gotta live in those. cities man I don't give a [ __ ] I'm the. [ __ ] out of here a [ __ ] out of. California I'm not gonna pay 12% so that. one day I can own a six million dollar. house that's the size of a storage shed. on in the Hollywood Hills it's stupid. it's stupid if you're living in New York. City now you're stupid just leave if.

you're in LA you're almost stupid just. leave we're about to really see a. resurgence of other parts of the country. right now let these people stay in New. York in LA let them go to a place take. it over start a scene you know go to. [ __ ] I don't know go to uh try to. think where you should go go to Omaha go.

hang out with you know go ask questions. about - whoo - Johnny disappearance go. try to solve that case people DM me new. leads about my kind of guy swings what. ever happened to Johnny Gosch a good. question I don't know where he is. wherever he is right now he's tweeting. he's probably retweeting aoc I don't. even want him to come out of hiding I'm.

gonna be mad he wasn't killed I'm gonna. look at his Twitter and start throwing. up I don't even feel bad for you anymore. you know guaranteed and I get it he's. probably tweeting a positive belize. because he's probably where the [ __ ]. the cops the cops you know we're you. know are bad so I get it I get it man. Rogan made a good point it's like the. the the the real woke people are like. those religious people at Game of. Thrones remember the last three seasons. of Game of Thrones everyone were those. religious people were like the black.

hand whatever they called it they just. came in and they were like forcing. everybody putting everybody through. those purity tests it's just getting. boring was talking about the same [ __ ]. every this this culture has gotten. nowhere it's just a death spiral the. same bad ideas over and over again so if. you want to keep your sounded you got to. get out you kind of gotta get out you. have to just turn the key you know and. just get out of here because people are.

gonna be talking about this [ __ ] in five. years the only difference is is whether. you are listening to it or not that's it. it's the only difference the only. difference is gonna be are you gonna be. listening to it with the business or. with the house or with a relationship or. in in a town you like or you gonna be. listening to it in in a disgusting. apartment with roommates and no money. alone you know that's the only. difference nothing will change nothing. is going to check things are going to. get worse till steadily get worse.

they'll have they'll have bounces of. better like will bounce better or it's. better worse but I you know we've been. talking about like I said I was you know. I was I was started listening out stones. it may be 1999 I was on Alex Jones in. the year 2020 very little has changed I. think in 20 years I mean it's still some. version of the same arguments that. people have been having over and over. again you know if you go back and look.

at the issues in in the 2000 election. they're similar to the issues that we. have now economic and wealth inequality. cultural issues gay issues abortion you. know foreign policies taking more center. stage now than it was then that that I. will say we had a little break in the. 90s from foreign policy being this. dominant issue and then it kind of came. back again. after 9/11 but for the most part it's. been the same types of people making the. same types of arguments over and over.

and it's the same power factions. rebranding themselves you know it's the. same for leftists that are now pushing. you know that every branded themselves a. bunch of times and now they're pushing. the black lives matter stuff and it's. the same people on the far right that. really the religious right Christian. Right that have rebranded a bunch and. they're now pushing Cuban on I mean this. is just where we're at was probably not. gonna I don't know what the only thing. that will change any of this is. technology it's the only thing that has.

the only thing that's changed anything. substantive lis is the fact that we now. see the effect of social media and. smartphones have on society but but. other than that intellectually the ideas. are the same for the most part not any. new ideas floating around here it's just. the mechanisms by which they go out into. the world are different you know I can't.

if I see one more [ __ ] if I see one. more shitty cell phone via phone away. please you rat put your phone away let. people say something offensive to you. either punch them or go and [ __ ] it have. a drink realize they're mentally ill. stop taking your phone out to try to. video somebody that's being mean to you.

this girl by the way that I went to high. school with did an article about how. racist restaurants are nice girl black. girl dated a white guy for years make of. that what you will but she wrote an. entire thing about how racist. restaurants were and they're not that. racist go go to eater dot-com I'm sick. of restaurants being racist or something. and I read this and she's like a nice. girl but I'm like I don't understand any.

of this. she was like I'm sick of. I will not keep my yeah this is her I'm. through being silent about the. restaurant industry's racism keep going. down here a few weeks ago I watched my. tattoo artist post an Instagram video. about the racism in her industry and I. saw this other person get up on her. horse and demand change in the. equestrian world Thanks imagine that. racism in the equestrian world no I. can't him are you saying that the.

equestrian world has some race and class. issues as I rode my facebook ode to risk. the restaurant industry is extremely. racist it's racism is inseparable from. the history of dining out in this. country restaurants here flourished. after the Civil War blah blah blah yeah. we all know this and I agree with her. she's right about this the effects of. discrimination have been everlasting you. know I got it the people were denied. loans blah blah blah but so this is. where it's weird because a lot of four. examples don't strike me as racism but. go on I began working restaurants in.

2009 while attending grad school the. first place as sheriff was a corporate. southern seam steakhouse on Long Island. the corporate steakhouse is she saying. the corporate steakhouse is racist oh no. we will hold her to a high standard of. proof here because she's attacking an. institution near and dear to our heart. not long after I started there a. co-worker was fired for using racial. slurs about a black family who was. dining with us a restaurant owner. individually polished every black. employee and the swiftness of his. actions assured me that racism would not. be tolerated nice corporate steakhouse.

good right that's good the following. year I began my career in fine dining at. a popular seafood restaurant on. Manhasset ban know exactly which one. this is Louise in Port Washington I used. to like Louise food was okay I just get. really hammered there and drive home. drunk all the time the staff was mostly. bi POC what does that mean by people of. color I think so yeah. bi meaning black indigenous people of. color I'm just curious.

or does it mean they were all bisexuals. cuz that sounds like a [ __ ] amazing. restaurant to work out it sounds amazing. if everybody in your restaurant is. bisexual everybody literally [ __ ]. everybody else I don't know why you'd. write an article complaining about okay. yeah I was right black indigenous people. of color. the restaurant had its issues but during. the two years I worked here diversity. was not one of them but when I returned. so so so so so 2008 9 everything's ok.

when I returned to the industry in 2018. after a six-year hiatus I discovered. that my previous experiences were. anomalies one evening while I was. training as a server at a farm-to-table. restaurant I asked a trainer she made. recommendations she goes well they're. agents my recommend the octopus because. Asians eat weird food why is that racist. no I'm genuinely asking why is that that. racist well I understand that you're. making an assumption about people based.

on their culture but is it completely. incorrect why is that. why I don't understand that's a big deal. if she had said if I if she said I asked. a trainer how she made recommendations. and they're trying to turned around at. her and goes well I just take the child. they threw in the water and make them. eat that because they drown their own. children that would be racist do you. understand so if the trainer said that.

that would be a little racist if the. trainer said by the way if she goes how. do i rake make recommendations and I go. just take a [ __ ] filet mignon and. stuff it with fireworks they're not. people that would be racist do you. understand. if I said how do you make. recommendations and she goes who gives. it their [ __ ] insects that's racist. but by saying hey they like Octopussy. like weird [ __ ] I don't get it ok excuse.

me I replied sternly which she didn't do. again I love when people lie she tried. to backpedal saying something about how. Italian guys also love octopus months. later I quote one of the managers and. two servers discussing the treatment of. black people as relates to our work. ethic manager implied that there were. times we were treated better than we. deserved because of our skin colour the. two servers looked shocked but either. corrected her being the only black. employee instove caller ID quit. immediately but that yeah listen that. shitty to do and the manager should not. have done that but that evening the.

restaurants owner and I had Nonna's. conversation. she advised me to not letting her people. affect my wallet and she had a point. I was broken Livia yeah that's the thing. man by saying that this is like the. restaurant industries races you've had a. few uh even a few run-ins with racist. people but it's also like yeah their. waiters their waiters and waitresses. they're not happy they're not killing it. in life they're away I know where this.

kid boarded Texas Roadhouse yeah yeah. yeah yeah this is not the best and the. brightest all the time some of times it. is sometimes people are but a lot of. servers are just a working other jobs. you're going to school that I mean I'm. not excusing their racist behavior but. when we say the entire industry and then. we use examples from one a few chain. restaurants in Long Island everyone's. racist in Long Island I mean Charlie I.

stated the restaurant for a year and a. half shortly before my departure one of. my customers a senior citizen grabbed me. he goes you know what they say about. black woman you whispered in my ear you. taste like chocolate he then attempted. to kiss me well this is Alyssa's out of. hand I pulled away but I didn't want to. hurt him. plus they didn't want to hurt him I can. already imagine the headline black. server abused elderly white man at a. Long Island restaurant that's what they. would write in Long Island so again I. walked away but this time I cried in the.

hallway while my coworker consoled me. let me was an old dirtbag who's an old. horndog like women are neither a fetish. nor fantasy and into sexual harassment. we offer experience again yeah but if. there was a hot white chick with her. tits out she look good do you think this. guy wouldn't have said something. inappropriate to her as well maybe not. or a hot asian I don't understand you. again this is again she bumps into. people that are racist here one time.

when I. funded some guests whom one of these. co-workers presume were Jewish he asked. if I was a black Jew and this is Long. Island member leave move in response and. reference first they came what. Oh and expressed that I stand up for. everyone and then politely told him to. shut the hell up he did but he continued. to be openly racist towards me while the. restaurants clientele was generally kind. they were still middle-aged white men.

thinking they were Tupac telling me I. was a pretty black girl they'd ever seen. is that racism and the white woman who. felt the need to be down when I. approached the table hey girl one of. them told me okay hey girl. hey girls racism now I understand if you. went to the table know like yo [ __ ]. what's up you'll wear your man that like.

okay one said your makeup is on fleek. we're trying to get lit that's stupid. but it's funny it's like I don't know. what I mean they're drunk white. middle-aged Long Island women that are. trying to relate to you is this really. that bad I mean is that aren't the the. Weig errs in in a brie education camp in. China. imagine them reading this article right. somebody saying hey girl I'm not saying. that there isn't real racism out there. that you're not a but but I mean this is.

great this is like if I said that I. experienced homophobia and and then my. example of homophobia that somebody. asked me I've had a boyfriend or. somebody tried to relate to me or was. like hey yeah it's [ __ ] or something. annoying but I don't think I think we're. just reading too much into it you know. well I wish for the best I mean I don't. want it I don't want we can be we can. get rid of that I don't want her to go.

through any problems but I also just. don't know if that's a is that real. racism somebody says hey girl I mean she. said I walked up to a table and there. were five white women with dreadlocks. and. do rags okay and as soon as I approach. the table they made these gun songs I. guess they were like that's a different. story. that's maybe a different story here.

maybe that's a problem maybe that's a. problem. you know I guess will be annoying if I. was working in one of these restaurants. and I went to a table of straight guys. and they all started acting gay like. you're like stop bad and they just like. yes that would be annoying to me but my. still my bigger problem I would go why. my waiter bigger problem why might when. I'm a waiter what's going on but yes.

I'll be annoying I'm conceding that me. annoying but that's not what it sound. like happened if somebody just went hey. girl your makeups on fleek it's just. some old white [ __ ] try I mean a wheel. yeah maybe it was I'm flat you know now. if she went to over to the table and. they were singing like spirituals you. know it would be a problem or she went. to the table and said hey can I tell you. about some of our specials and one of.

the white ladies started singing he must. know something. but don't say nothing he just keeps. rolling. yes that would be racist that would be. wrong that would be odd oh man like she.

walked over they all just started. singing Old Man River. [Music]. that's rate you got to learn the. difference between what is racist and. what is not racist if I walk to a table. then somehow knew I was gay maybe they. just see me sucking someone off and like. I walked up to the table and they went. into like a choreographed dance routine. and just just started stuffing like.

[ __ ] in their mouths like yes that that. would be homophobic you have to really. pick we got it you got it we got it not. hyper analyze every situation somebody. said hello to you the wrong way hello. cannot be the problem here it just can't. I was so nervous I was in that article. she'd been my server multiple times at. all of those restaurants I was so. nervous that was in that article I. thought she was gonna be like a pretty. well-known comedian who used to sell. mortgages went to my restaurant drunk.

and said hey you want a house you'll. sign anything you know you people are. like that I understood I was so worried. that I had said something like that but. I didn't a decently well-known comedian. had made very inappropriate comments and. he asked me to get him cocaine and then. said quote can you call a cousin or. something I was so panicked I was in.

that article I'm like God I hope I'm not. in that article. she's a good woman I wish for no ill. will there's racists in Long Island I. guess the best thing would be to leave. Long Island I mean that would be we did. long today folks one an hour and 45. minutes you really get you get more than. you should get here join our patreon you. get a free episode every week if you are. a Rothschild member you get not only the. extra week the episode but we do a jumbo. episode at the end of the month for you. as well the patreon at patreon.com slash. the Tim Dylan show we have merged stuff.

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