#205 - Well, LA Was Fun | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show we are here is late Thursday. night early Friday morning in the studio. we are doing a lot of stuff we got the. TBS tournament of laughs coming up that. we made a video for me and Benjamin. we're going against I don't know I think. Godfrey who's a phenomenal comedian and. maybe will advance I don't know if. that's all you I don't know if they're a. judge I really don't I didn't I haven't. paid attention and TBS executives have.

tweeted they've called me and they're. like why aren't you tweeting anything. out and I just I'm like listen it is. what it is don't you do any of the. marketing Network. do you do any of the marketing for the. show one of the executive producers like. maybe Joe Rogan I'll talk about it I'm. like maybe who is that are you trying to. tell me something maybe he will you know. if he likes the show maybe you'll bring. it up I don't know let's get to the most. I want to say pressing matter but it's.

really not in the world of you know. civil unrest pandemics and economic. catastrophes but it is a pressing matter. and it is something people have a lot of. interest in and it is something that. everybody's kind of talking about this. week and it does affect LA and it is. serious and it is something that I want.

to talk about and it's something I've. talked about before on this show and. that it is that ocean prime is back open. there's Steakhouse ocean prime which is. a lot of good seafood and it's in. Beverly Hills and I think that it's back. open on the patio now they do you have. inside dining but they're encouraging. people to go on the patio and I think. that's important it's important that. people go back out on the patio and be. careful but also enjoy yourself. ocean prime is also of course offering.

curbside to go that's I'm kidding that's. a joke. that's a joke of course story I'm. talking about is a lot of people are. trying to recall Gavin Newsom. the Governor of California and people. said to me where are you on this and you. know he's you know he's about decent. looking and he's done it fair you know. whatever he's a little drunk on his own. power but who is it you know I was.

watching this there's a great this is. show on Netflix called you have you seen. this why are you laughing. have you seen this show on Netflix yeah. yeah called. you it's the guy from Gossip Girl Penn. Badgley Bagley I don't know how to say. his name and and he plays a serial. killer and the first episode is in. Brooklyn the first season is in Brooklyn.

and the second season is in Los Angeles. California and I was watching this show. and this show is very fun to watch I. mean it is you get it's I mean it's not. fun to live I imagine but it is fun to. watch I mean it is a very watchable show.

it's a very watchable show um and you. know who's in it you know who's in the. show comedian do you know he's in the. show is it Chris D'Elia. no it's comedians act cherry can you. google Zach check Google sec cherry. Christmas in it as well. Google Zach this is the big guy. comedians actuary you know say he's a. big boy but he's a fun man chris is in.

it as well what does Chris play in the. show a pedophile well he plays a. comedian who is into an underage girl. here's the thing folks he plays. character name Henderson I've spoken to. crystally about three times in my life. they've all been in the Comedy Store and.

he's been very pleasant to me now that. is not a defense and that it's not me. trying to qualify anything I'm gonna say. here but I will say that Chris has been. very kind to me and he's said that I'm. very funny and that does count a little. bit it does not a lot not it doesn't. excuse what is shaping up to be some. very disturbing allegations but he's. always been very nice to me chris is one. of those guys who took a real famous. comedian like when you look at his. Instagram it's like Machine Gun Kelly.

would comment he did the thing with. Eminem he's like the LA comic right he's. like Bieber's favorite comic right like. Bieber will go to the store right yes. yeah it's everything in comedy that like. I am I am NOT that like I am not like. the guy that's cool who has a fan base. that's cool you know what I mean like. the last person to retweet something I. did was really big was Candace Owens so. let's just you know I'm like not a cool.

comic and Chris is a cool comic no not. that that has done uncool things but I. mean like but he's very sweet to me. listen everybody knew the dude got laid. we just knew he got laid because his fan. base was women women would attack him in. the whole of the comedy store they would. run up to him I'm not saying I'm not. saying that they are but I'm saying from.

my own eyes I would see like women go up. to him and like he was like women don't. come up to me after the set and go thank. God I saw you in fours with my. girlfriend you're so high your tits are. so hot I saw it in fours you saw ha that.

doesn't really have like that's not the. type of comic I am sadly it would be. nice if I was like you know pulling up. in a hawk. I usually get out of an uber seriously a. frustrated Asian man I don't know I. don't know if the minivan Doors. automatic then why even ever hit but. that's so listen it's just [ __ ] a lot. of chicks that are of age and they're. mad at you it's it's on them. right I mean listen women have agency.

women are smart women can make choices. now if those women are underage that's a. serious problem it's a legal problem. it's a moral problem it's an ethical. problem and I imagine if more of that. comes out it's gonna be dealt with in a. court which is where you know. unfortunately you know should be dealt. with because that is criminal activity. if you're 19 and you're mad because you.

know you know the guy whose hotel room. you went to it's ray I'm turned out not. to be a gentleman this is a learning. experience for all involved but if. you're underage and your message that is. [ __ ] not right and that'll be dealt. with in a court of law. I would imagine or you know it's also. dealt with in the court of public. opinion where people go somebody who's. doing that he's just not somebody that.

people want to do business with anymore. or establish a friendship with you know. I you know I hope that stuff isn't true. but you know I when I was on keto I. hoped that that would work do you see. what I mean you know Obama used to say.

hope is a powerful thing. not really it's not that powerful facts. gravity immutable laws those things. occasionally fly in the face of hope so. I hope. I did that is there is no truth to the. allegations if he was messaging underage. girls now it does seem that sadly my.

hope is not going to stand up against. and by the way I hope that for everyone. involved I hope it for the girls opened. for him I hope that like that's not. going on am I gonna get a better spot at. the store because he won't be there. let's be honest yes I'm not I'm not. gonna lie I mean we came over it might.

not be but I'm kidding we're kids. economy show we're doing a comedy. podcast and I wish everyone well here's. a reality it's a bad situation for a lot. of people that knew him that are very. disappointed and disgusted and you know. there's a lot of [ __ ] I bet that guy. he sadly has a lot of demons a lot of.

things that he's fighting and it's a. whole thing's bad whole thing is no good. naked but everything I'm involved in is. destroyed I got into subprime mortgages. they would we you know we had a. recession Adam McKay was producing a. show of mine and then he dissolved his. company with Will Ferrell Gary Sanchez. Anthony Bourdain's company was producing. my travelogue with Comedy Central and he. hung himself in a room several days.

later my agent who signed me in 2016 is. no longer working at the agency that. signed me I mean I tend to get into the. party as the party is break it up I tend. to arrive at the party as the cop cars. are being seen through the window and. this is maybe literally now but that's. when I get to the party and that's. unfortunate so if I walk in I mean it's. countdown till something's gonna.

go down and it's not gonna be good so. again I feel for the firt for the. victims of this like the women that were. messaged and were made to feel. uncomfortable that were underage that is. illegal and that is wrong I do not feel. for the comedians who are complaining. that they don't get better spots III. think it's a little disgusting to try to.

weave your own personal narrative into. this and your own gripes and your. problems Chris kill whether you like his. comedy not Chris killed. he killed harder at the store than. anyone I've ever seen I mean he earned. his spots at The Comedy Store he had. theaters of thousands of people coming. to see him I mean whether you liked his. comedy or not it doesn't matter people. did and they came to see him and he made. money so the comics that are out there. now and they did this with Louie they.

did this with everybody they come out go. ducks. whose dog there's not even good at. comedy like me it's not gonna call me. like miss alright man get online create. your own [ __ ] and you know it's [ __ ]. stop whining you know but I mean this is. Thursday night early Friday morning more. may come out more is may come out um I. would imagine that this rocks things a.

little bit here in this town um I've. only been here a year seems like it may. be time to start thinking about pizza. again and the Hudson River if we could. get de Blasio out of there get the cove. it out in the de Blasio up maybe I'll. Wallace back I think Rogen's teasing. that he's moving to another state Chris.

seems unfocused at the moment cuz he'd. be the next biggest act so I don't know. what's gonna happen out here but you. know see me hears me there he goes. every goes see him just one taco one. last taco yeah you know I feel bad for.

you know the women that were affected. you know I mean this is shitty and I. don't know facts this is the other thing. I've not done a deep dive on the facts. doesn't mean I'm doubting people and not. believing them I'm saying I have not. personally looked into this at all have. you looked at any of the facts really I. mean facts I mean I guess anything could. be photoshopped right I mean these are. just screenshots I mean the idea that. all these people are coming together and.

photoshopping a bunch of things seems to. be do you think it's the Russians do you. think it's the Russians. it's Russian Bob do you think it's these. two Chinese it will be and I'm not. saying that he should do this but it. would be beyond funny if he came out and. said this was Russia yeah like if he.

came out and he said first they install. Donald drop the puppet. then they manufacture a bunch of. screenshots and take me down goddamn. them the Russians Putin [ __ ] you Putin I. don't want to laugh folks I don't want. to laugh because people are getting it.

angry with me for laughing they're gonna. go sure I know it's a serious situation. but I deal with serious situations with. humor it's you know I just have to laugh. but and you know but it's it's you know. wherever it goes it goes I don't know. what to tell you you know you know it. probably was not Russia I don't know or. China yeah I imagine it wasn't China I. mean it seems legit. it it's it's unfortunate that this is.

happening you know there's so much good. news in the country by the way this is. like the entertainment news right said. the good news is so bad now they're like. this is entertainment news you know. they're like any in the entertainment. corner this is the fluff right this is. the light-hearted fluff news that you.

get if he was doing that it's so weird. to take that role on that show you on. Netflix it's very strange to take that. role he imagined like taking that role. if you were doing that like as if to say. how could I be doing this if I did take. this role yeah you imagine that you have.

the script and you're like Jesus Jesus. this is good but that's you know that's. kind of what we're gonna say about that. there's no no new facts about it yet um. and you know we're gonna withhold I'm.

not the judge in the jury but I am. someone in the courtroom sitting around. eating potato chips who's gonna talk. share after the trial so that's what I'm. doing. I don't know the facts I haven't done a. deep dive the facts are disturbing that. are coming out you know um and that's.

where I'll leave it you know a lot a lot. bigger people are gonna have something. to say about this I'm sure people that. um well slabs and friends and whatever. you know I don't know it's like what do. you think the implications are about. this why don't you make a statement why. do I make god [ __ ] stay I have to. make a stay why don't you make a. statement. where's Jamie Vernon on this where's all.

the other producers you guys [ __ ] sit. and listen everything everybody says and. then you don't have to have a goddamn. stay we all got to come out with. statements you're in the [ __ ] room. for everything that we all say and. nobody says anything huh so you want me. to have a take on it well what's your. statement what's your take my take is. that it's bad to be a pedophile that's. it. but he's not a pedophile our pheeba file. it's bad to be at a feeble file get the. word up please. now I'm not gonna correct people on. Twitter it seems like an odd Hill to die. on I think Neil I think Neal Brennan was.

doing it feel Brennan was like in the. middle of the night be like it's a Heber. file I just woke up I looked at my phone. oh my god what's this guy doing Neil put. your phone down the [ __ ] are you doing. it's actually a Hiba fires or what hey. Neil Hiba thelia is a primary sexual. interest in mid to late adolescence.

generally ages 15 and 19 it's a number. it is one of a number of sexual. preference across age groups subsumed. under the technical term. Crona feel yeah I don't know that means. what is a Hiba file is that somebody. likes Jews he view file what's that. what's a hebrew file see somebody likes. Jews somebody who's attracted to men and.

large hats with beards who own who own. projects in Brooklyn people attract. people I'm attracted to men with beards. who own low-income housing in. Williamsburg what are you or your a Eva. file. um I don't know okay well listen there. you have it folks I mean that's Ben's. [ __ ] statement you know nice and. simple is it all over the news.

it's all over the news right yeah I mean. when you type in his name into Twitter. it seems like there's still like 20. tweets a minute I'd say and there's. still news articles about it so it's up. there but you know he was trending at. the same time that world war 3 was. trending so you know right there's just. so much going on there's a lot going on. here I go I grab the the burrito there. it goes.

Delta is that you going up the plane. yeah it's walking up the plane as I. leave Los Angeles gets bombed by China I. [Music]. just wave I land in New York I just put. a pizza I just take a bite of pizza and. I'm like it's New York you know what are. you gonna do well all right everybody. we're gonna continue to record the rest. of the episode tomorrow I just I felt.

like I should address this tonight and. you know maybe tomorrow everything I. said will be if they start finding. bodies you know if they find like 10. bodies we will they find 10 bodies I'm. sitting there like tomorrow to come in. like this I'm like ah what if the Andrew.

Santino kills his wife tonight I gotta. come in and I gotta be like ah Tony. Hinchcliffe gets drunk he kills a family. of four on the 405 I'm like you know uh. Whitney coming bludgeons our dog to. death I'm like you know I have to make a. four statements that make four. statements today. all right folks we will continue this. shortly this episode of the Timbaland.

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Express VPN comm / Tim Dylan alright. everybody we are back here Friday the. next day we did we did a little intro. the beginning of the show we shot last. night Thursday night we covered the. D'Elia situation and not much has. changed in 24 hours now of course we are. digging up podcast clips from Joey Diaz.

and Brogan and we're trying to you know. we're doing what we do as a species. which is try to try to see how many. people we could put in the net this is. how we emerged from quarantine we. emerged from quarantine not stronger not. stronger when was my favorite thing is. well we shut down the entire economy and. there were people on TV going we're all. gonna come out of this much stronger. we're gonna really realize what's.

important and by what's important we. mean what was said on a podcast in 2011. that's what me we mean when we get out. of this quarantine we're gonna we're. gonna really focus on what really. matters what really matters you know. your family your health and what Joey. Diaz said on a podcast seven years ago.

that's what really matters that's how we. came out of quarantine very strong you. know comedy is is is getting to the. point where I you know I was talking to. Louis Gomez the other day and Louis made. a really good point. he said he's think we got five years. left in the business and what he meant. by that and I think he was right is that. within five years the type of comedy.

that we do is just going to become it's. gonna fly in the crosshairs of Google. and YouTube and a lot of these big. platforms and they're going to just kind. of do everything they can to get. and at that point you'll you know go to. a smaller platform you know or you'll. just say [ __ ] it okay you know I had my. run I had fun made some money you know. but the tide is is turning when it comes.

to the types of comedy that people even. want you know younger people don't want. the type of comedy that might upset. anybody and I don't really have an. interest in doing the type of comedy. that you know younger people want right. now I don't you know it's not for me so. I'm just gonna keep doing what I do. until it's impossible to do but but that.

could be coming sooner rather than later. and I mean I'll always have some level. of you know podcast you can broadcaster. I'll go on the road you know to the. extent that I want to go on the road we. do have new dates on sale right now in. August we have I'm gonna be at the. Sacramento punchline it's the last. weekend of July into August Sacramento. punchline. okay so Friday July 31st through.

Saturday August first Sacramento. punchline I'm gonna be a wiseguys in. Salt Lake City Utah Friday August 7th. and 8th Cleveland hilarities Thursday. August 13th through the 15th and then. the Ontario improv the 27th through the. 30th of August if you're healthy and you. want to go out and you're sick of. sitting at home and you're sick of. sifting through the podcasts of you know. people to try to find things they've. said that are upsetting and you want to.

get out and breathe some fresh air in a. mask which I love now the way everyone's. getting mad at Rogan because of the mask. and it's like how many things about this. virus have been reversed how many they. said it lived on surfaces and then they. said no didn't sorry we didn't mean that. they said asymptomatic carriers could. could really transmit the virus now they. said. actually not really it's pre-symptomatic.

which means you'll get symptoms. eventually and for a few days you may. not have the symptoms but in terms of. asymptomatic people people that never. have symptoms we don't know how much. that you know they've they've revised. the mortality rate a bunch so I'm not. saying you know don't wear a mask in a. business or if you're around other. people it seems smart to however it's. very possible they come out here in a. few weeks and go oh yeah by the way the.

masks were you know no good or the masks. were not as effective as we thought we. thought ventilators were great in the. beginning and then we realized they were. killing people and you know who knows. who knows where they say about the masks. but like let's not treat anything as. Dogma because we love doing that we love. hearing something in conga this is the. way it is now and then a week later we. realized that that wasn't the case and. then we you know we we just throw it. away and pretend it never happened.

[ __ ] forget it pretend it never. happened like when these protests. started happening we just pretend we. weren't supposed to not gather in groups. of 10,000 people just forgot that we. pretended that did it wasn't a thing so. yeah but I will be back on the road in. August unless the spikes are crazy and. like you know it's dangerous to go out I. don't I don't know I can't predict it. I'm not going to predict it you know I. I'm not going to predict it but you know. this is you know when you when you go on.

Twitter and and most of you don't and. you shouldn't but the amount of people. that call themselves comedians is. hilarious like this any other group of. people have such a lacks definition of. who is and who is in a comedian how many. people out there saying they're a model. with no evidence of it I'm sure some but. how many people call themselves a model.

and have never modeled and are grotesque. you know disgust. I mean how many people are doing that. maybe more than I know are people doing. that a B people with like lesions on. their face sit down with a group of. other people go by model actually I. because there's so many people that are. comedians and all of them have been. robbed they're all geniuses one at all.

they are phenomenal no one better than. these guys and they've all been robbed. by somebody somebody took their. opportunity away I had nothing to do. with them I had nothing to do with the. fact it's just a very difficult thing to. pursue it was all the cards were stacked. against them and all these people do all.

day is attack people that have succeeded. I mean it's boring at this point yeah I. mean you read it you go through it you. scroll through it you're like yeah guys. you see where these people live they. don't even live in New York or LA yeah. I'm in Denver I'm in Denver and I have. the career I should add the [ __ ] out of. Denver but it doesn't matter it's not.

rational you know but it's just it's why. maybe there's minami Lewis we're talking. abouts like five years left it's like. you almost wanted to say to some of. these people and some of the people that. are losing their minds could buy and. sell me some of them have so much money. it's it's wild how much money some of. these people have and they still are. oppressed its IIIi don't know how it. happens like there's still oppressed.

with all the money in the world it's. still at I still can't get out of bed. they can't go to a comedy club there. everything it because it's just you know. they have to just if they go to a comedy. club on their way into the comedy club. they just have to fight off rapists. to get inside these people you know tens. of millions of dollars nothing's enough. it's never enough for anyone here never.

enough from the open mic or that doesn't. make it to the person who lives in a. mansion. nothing satiates anybody everybody's. constantly battling this invisible force. that is keeping them down at all times. and this force you know takes many. different names you know eventually it. gets boring I mean that's really what it. comes down to it's like I've been in. this business about eleven years I've.

seen all of the cycles of people you. know I've seen the people on the outside. become people on the inside and then you. know and then they become the enemy I've. seen that you know I've seen the people. that have all the big opinions get the. jobs and then suddenly they don't have. those opinions anymore. you know it's not interesting you're. just like okay you know you know because.

now you know obviously what Chris did. was abhorrent and you know more and more. comes out about that all the time but. like there's this idea that like there's. a crew of people that like support this. kind of behavior or like protect him and. I don't know the guy well and I've never. hung out with them and we've spoke less. than five times but this idea of how.

close everybody is is kind of I don't. know where it comes from like I watched. this great documentary about surfing. called. generation momentum generation or. generation moment whatever and it's. about all these servers that essentially. grew up together in this house in Oahu. you have momentum generation and is. about all of these you know Kelly Slater. Rob Machado Shane Dorian these guys are. the best surfers in the world you know. some of them that have ever lived and. it's about how they started out as. teenagers in Hawaii in this small house.

in Oahu. they know each other inside and out and. they're all like best friends it's like. a brotherhood and they grew up together. and there's they're they're fiercely. competitive and of course there's they. have issues with each other but they all. become great at this thing together and. it's like I was watching that and I'm. like wow comedies just not this just not. this that's just the reality you know. there are people that are doing comedy. they're very good at it there are people.

that are doing it where you go huh. it doesn't matter I mean it's just it. you know some people get very good at it. some people are making millions of. dollars and are still not good at it and. it's just not it's the market decides. right and then that's just what it is. and everybody gets upset at you if you. instead of you you have to suppose you. call out everyone who socks like a what. job does that work what job could you do.

that you just go into the office you sit. down you go hey Sarah you suck you suck. sue is much better at a couch receivable. it's not a work environment can't do. that you just go you worry about. yourself you do your own [ __ ] thing. and you're done. really and then you see people every now. and then but this idea that it's like. everybody's super tight and everybody. knows what everybody else is up to it's.

like it's not really the case I'm not. saying nobody knows I don't know how. things work but like the idea that like. there's this group of men these. podcasters are keeping me down they are. keeping me down not really. not really also you can start a podcast. or you could do something you know so.

it's kind of all I have to say about. that it's a great documentary the. momentum generation it is it is really. cool you know it's such a unique job to. have professional surfer you know it is. a very interesting. thing to do I'm not a surfer and I don't. know anyone who surfs you know because I. tend to I tend to usually only talk to. people that have brain cells so I don't.

really speak to people that surf and I. mean there there's very it's a very. impressive athletic feat but these are. not the brightest people they are just. not it's the reality they stand on a. board and you know surf on a wave it's. great but you know this never a surfers. never said something where you've went. wow you know what I mean unless it was. you were like wow that is the dumbest.

thing I've ever heard in my life how are. you that dumb but it's fascinating it's. fascinating to just give your entire. life to something like those guys did. that's what's great about the. documentary that's kind of where it. overlaps with comedy you know not in the. sense that we all respect each other's. talent and enjoy each other's presence. but in the sense that for lack of a. better word some of us many of us we we.

have dedicated our lives to a thing. right we just got good at one thing it's. kind of crazy when you think about it. like you have your entire life and you. just get good at one thing you know. these surfers got really great at one. thing they woke up in the morning. surfing they go to bed at night [ __ ]. you know spitting up salt water it's. everything they did in their entire life. everything they ate everything they did. every workout they did every. relationship they had every friendship.

it was all fit around surfing that is. similar to comedy in the sense that when. you get in you go all-in you go ahead. first and then if it if if it works if. it works and that's a big if okay if it. works it rearranges your entire life. where you live who you're friends with. you know your habits what you do every. day because you have to do it all the. [ __ ] time so as.

justing watching that it's like any. sport if you're very good at it. it's a it's a culture as well as its you. know something to spend every day doing. and it was just interesting watching. that there's I don't believe the. healthiest way to live life is that way. by the way I don't believe that to be. but to have a balanced life. is you know the antithesis of what I. just explained you know when you are.

dedicated to something you cannot have. any type of balanced life you can't you. got to decide how much you love that. thing. how much you need to be a part of that. thing and it was interesting watching. that documentary because you could see. that there are these people that spent. their entire lives and it define their. lives and like they they they're they'll. never be more at home than when they're. on that surfboard in the water that. that's where they live.

it's truly where they live like a comic. being on stage or that's where they're. they live and like most people don't. have that kind of passion they don't. have that kind of passion or if they do. they're not good at it and when you see. all these people on Twitter complaining. about how bad everything is you realize. that like many of them don't even want. to be comedian they don't even get it. they just want something right they want. that community they want something like. I guess there were guys in generation. month like that crew that would just get.

out in the ocean and like not even get. up on the board and like after a while. you'd imagine that those people would. leave the beach they'd just leave like. oh it was you know they go have a. California burrito and and figure. something else out but in the. entertainment business you know not. everybody leaves a lot of people stay. they stay and they're angry and they.

don't want to do it like most of them. don't even want to do they just want to. have some somebody needs to tell them. they're good at so most people aren't. good at anything I don't know. to tell you you're not good at something. a lot of people waste their lives trying. to get good at something and they still. don't do it and it's like well what'd. you do that for why'd you why'd you. waste your life I mean it's crazy right.

you get one life what are you doing. every indication he's showing you you. shouldn't be on a stage telling jokes. and you're not gonna get paid to do that. and whatever you thought this was gonna. be it's not and it doesn't matter and. they still just go [ __ ] it I'm I'm in. I'm in when this quarantine ends they. will flood the clubs again after three.

months of no income they will flood them. again they will just go and because they. truly believe that it's gonna now it'll. work now it'll work when half the clubs. are not even opening they're not open. and you know the rooms are socially. distanced and people can't even sit next. to each other and you now it'll beat now. we're now we're now I'm in now it's. gonna fit the pieces are all gonna fit.

together now it's a crazy journey when. you dedicate your life to something. because there's the chance that you. won't be good at it and then there's a. chance that you will be good at it and. it won't make you happy even if you're. good at it which is even work many of. these people don't realize even if they. were good at it they wouldn't be happy. because that's not really where. happiness comes for the people that are. doing comedy it's like they're not doing. it to be happy they're trying to be. happy but it's not making them happy you.

know anyway it's just what it is. Ansel Elgort being accused of being a. pedophile now he had sex with a 17 year. old when he was 20 I mean what are we. doing now you know I mean I always do. that joke on Twitter where I say I'm. dating out so I'll Gordon go on so all. of our Prokop with me I just want to get. I just want to always get him to. and ER you know call you a call a lawyer. or something Gabby who did not reveal.

her last name tweeted a statement on. Friday and made an unverified claim that. the actor now 26 sexually assaulted her. when she was a teenager Gabby describes. sobbing and being a pain it's sad I. didn't want to do it the only words that. came out of his mouth where we need to. break you in well I mean it's you know. I'm gonna I mean here's a deal man was. it good kid 20 and he has sex with a 17. year old I mean is that legal in New.

York I don't know I mean I you know I. didn't want the show to be about the age. of consent but it seems a little wild I. mean it's just you know what are we. doing now but it seems a little while to. just say the dude's a pedophile I mean. he seems like a piece of [ __ ] until al. gore do his eyes he's just from a rich. socialite family in New York City his. dad's a photographer I'm not holding any. of that against him but he just has a. face of a guy that's seen a piece of. [ __ ] you know so I'm not like I'm not. defending him per se but I'm just saying.

that when someone 17 and somebody's 20. and they hook up calling one of them. pedophile calling the 20 role the. pedophile is crazy hmm. I mean that seems crazy it's like race. everyone's a racist now if you're white. you wait you're racist you wake up. you're racist how you like your pet. latch I mean wait what I mean it's just.

like nothing means anything anymore I. don't know maybe it comes out that Ansel. Elgort is doing you know did he you know. sexually assaulted the girl I don't I. believe her I would say I believe her. I've never met her I don't know her and. I've never I didn't even see the. screenshot but let me just believe her I. just want to I want to say that but not. the woman that accused Biden you're. lying or not you not you okay Tara Reid.

you lying. you lying [ __ ] I believe but I want to. believe on a gone record. I believe the screenshot we're not the. screenshot I believe the the the the. woman who tweeted about Ansel Elgort. I don't I believe her because I believe. all women I believe old but not Tara. Reid will accuse Biden. I know mm-hmm no I don't believe that.

I don't now we have photos of Biden's. sniffing the hair of children and doing. all kinds of weird things to them but. let's not call him a pedophile. let's call I'm so Elgort pedophiles he. hooked up with a 17 year old but not not. Joe Biden who's on camera sniffing the. hair of children and like massaging. children I look let's not let's not jump. to any conclusions about Uncle Joe you.

know and I'm sure the woman and I'm sure. the woman Tara Reid who's accusing Biden. is a lying [ __ ] I just wanna I wanna I. just want to be clear on this because I. support women Mets got a great tweet. about this where he said or we I forget.

the way he worded it it was great he. goes quick question are we D in in. stating the concept of due process for. chris d'elia that we literally just. reinstated for joe biden after. previously did standing in for all men. please someone I just want to be on the. right side of history. he's got a point he's got a point I'm. not saying that the ly is innocent or. whatever or should even be you know. people should think he's innocent I'd. you know but it's just funny that the.

Democratic frontrunner has been like. very credibly accused of sexual assault. but then I guess so is Trump so I guess. it's all like it's a wash right if you. get to run for president or be the. president we just let you rape we just. let you go out it doesn't really matter. it's actors and comedians people like. that but if you're leading the country. you can right below your grab below. right below it's okay but if you're the.

guy in baby driver it's a problem but if. you're the President of the United. States or you're you're going to be the. president I say yeah let's not get nuts. there is a toxic culture in Hollywood a. hundred percent it's bad it's bad for. women it's bad for children there's a. lot of powerful people in LA that are.

predators and that prey on vulnerable. people and those people have been. protected and many of those people have. built fortunes okay and they have mass. of mass great fortunes and with that. amount of money and clout and power. comes the ability to could continually. shield themselves from any. accountability we would know more about. who those people are except for Corey. Feldman tends to not ever get to the.

names Corey Feldman is now promised to. out all the Hollywood pedophiles. forever and then every time he's. supposed to do it he just drops a new. single with the Angels so I could be. wrong on this we I guess we would know. who those people are he's always like. and I'm gonna announce every big bettor. piling Hollywood but before we do that. we got a new song and then he just. starts going into like you know so I was.

a child actor I never succeeded and I. was great-looking as a kid I was. top-notch you know and I never got to a. point where I was like in in in in in or. around like these predators cuz they. want to went nuts they would had a field. day with me not now but then then they. would've had a field day with me now.

they would just be like you know parked. my car or something. but back then I would have been a man. about town in this place but my parents. were inapt when I truly believed if they. could have they would have sold me into. sex slavery but being lazy boomers and. incapable of closing a deal.

they did not I don't believe it was. immorality I believe it was that they. were literally stupid lazy and. good-for-nothing and that's probably the. only reason I was not passed all around. Hollywood I imagine that they they. probably were going to hand me off to a. director and got lost my mother at a. horrible sense of direction and I. imagined my boomer parents in Long. Island fighting all the way home about.

not making the drop where they were. dropping me off I don't have any proof. of that. but I imagine that both of my parents. were pedophiles who tried to sell me to. Hollywood and failed even sadder I don't. know I don't have proof of that but. let's not get lost in that I would have. done better with competent they were not.

good stewards of my career is my point. oh they actually they actually to their. credit shielded me from a lot of that. stuff like I remember I was going to. play in the city and my grandmother used. to stand outside the bathroom so like. nobody would come in and molest me which. was very nice of her you know the play. that I was doing was about there's more. molestation going on in the country than. I'd realized everybody's getting. molested this is a big problem and the.

statistics on it are like staggering did. you know that especially during. quarantine it's highly underreported. right now it's it's [ __ ] up if you. really look into it what do you mean. teacher. were the ones who were really reporting. kids getting abused but now a kid. doesn't didn't discover that a kid's. abuse until he's taken to the emergency. room because has to be so bad. Wow yeah it was pretty depressing.

reading about that the other night but. it's it's just skyrocketing and highly. underreported I mean it's a depressing. point I'm sorry it's not funny well no. that's what you add to the show off and. it's funny so it was a good it's nice to. take a break from what you usually add. which is non-stop hilarity that's why. you're here and I thank you for coming. in with something serious and said as. opposed to your usual festival of gags I. didn't give you good. you can't like oh I didn't you didn't. really get you talked about two children.

that did it doesn't get reported until. they're in the emergency room from the. abuse what's not funny about that. what was it did I not was that not I. didn't know you spiked the ball you've. set it up for me I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up. by not making that funnier the children. who are regularly abused now needing to. be abused severely and put in the. hospital so no I thank you for that and. I I apologize that I wasn't more.

prepared to take that and run with it. because there's so many directions that. I could have gone to make that funny and. I appreciate the way you brought that. out it's true you know. so moving on but that's okay you you're. funny enough on the show where people. they don't want more funny out of you. they get enough funny out of you. sometimes they want you to have a fun.

fact about you know the hospitalization. rate of abused children but it's a good. point what that you make is it kids. during the quarantine run their mouth. and some of them need to be dealt with. not raped but beaten now obviously we. don't we don't believe that these are. jokes and I know that see in five years.

they're gonna get the podcast and when I. call my parents pedophiles or when I say. the kids need to get beaten in five. years it's just go or before that. they're just gonna be videos on Twitter. people gonna be like see see I mean. we're losing the whole idea of jokes and. that things are a joke you know what I. mean like Chris D'Elia was doing a bit. stood a bit and we've lost the idea of. that you do in a bed he's gone hey what.

are you in high school. show me a ditz lol it's a bed he's doing. a joke it's a now it's a performance art. piece yes because it's not in the comedy. club but many great artists Andy Kaufman. and others tested the limits of art and. that is what Chris was doing he was. doing a performance art piece where he. was seeing what it would be like to kind. of be a pedophile he was saying if I.

kind of if I were to ask a high schooler. what would this be like and I he was. probably doing it to raise awareness. because it is a problem and that's what. he was doing he was probably doing it. like that yeah but we've lost the. ability to take a joke in this country. no one can get the idea of what a bit is.

he was doing it it was a gag he was. being a buffoon he was being a clown his. bit was he with message a girl and if. she was underage he'd go oh sad face and. then you know a few days later be like. are you still so are you still a [ __ ] a. joke do you see what I mean we're so.

crazy Kevin Spacey was kidding he was it. was a joke like what. no one gets bits anymore Harvey. Weinstein was - he was a. prank he was trying to make the. actresses feel comfortable by raping. them because they were many of them. maybe was their first Pig movie and they. were a little nervous and he said it. would defuse the tension if ITIF I. pulled my dick out and wrestled this.

woman in a hotel room do you see what I. mean that we're losing our ability to. really process good material who did the. best bit of the last century Oh Jay. Simpson OJ Simpson did the funniest joke. ever he cut it this is how funny he was. he decapitated the mother of his. children and a waiter as a bit yeah and.

then got away with it. the ultimate punchline setup hmm a year. later punch not guilty yeah you want to. talk about a bit so that's my worry my. worry is that we are now involving the. FBI in something that should just kind.

of be a laugh fest and you know. obviously I've not looked at the facts I. want to let everyone know that I've not. looked at the facts about anything it. just yeah. things seem to trend a certain way so. I've made I've made I've made some jokes.

about the hold Dooley a situation you. know which is what you have to do you. know but it is shitty listen if you're. young and you're getting message on line. and asked for photos it's like it's a. [ __ ] up thing if this is what really. happened right right if this is really. what happened I don't know what happened. I'm not a detective but I believe all. women but not. read but oh but except for her but all.

of the other ones and that one need a. Broderick who accused Bill Clinton of. rape I don't I don't believe her I don't. believe her because what I know about. the Clintons is they're beautiful people. who care about other people and wouldn't. rank them okay so that's where I'm at.

we're the facts on this but there you. know there are things that are not. looking great and that's where we are. landing on this is that things are not. good all is not well from what I. understand you know what are you gonna. do there I go that's me leaving the.

plane goes I look down. how'd you see China blows up Los Angeles. what a fun season finale for this Joe. China blows up I like China I mean these. DDoS attacks that are happening one of. them happened in Australia one of them. happened in America people think it. could be China they're speculating maybe. it's China compromising all these. systems could it be China I think so. yeah who hacked Sony was that China yeah.

I believe so her Korea North Korea do. you think that they're just there these. are little tests little stress tests on. systems I do I've from what I've read. China has tested you know shooting down. satellites things like that wiping out. communication systems for like Air Force. bases to talk to each other things like. this yeah this is what they do I mean. they want it all China wants it all and. they're gonna get it probably yeah. I use these headphones in there great.

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and all these big corporations be a. little skeptical that be a little. skeptical of a lot of corporations. embracing a movement that should be 100%. antithetical to. those people believe I'm not a Marxist. and I don't agree with that however I. have friends that are and I understand. their you know critique of capitalism I. think is very valid I don't think any of. their solutions or the majority of their. solutions are valid but when you start. thinking about why corporations are on.

board with this movement and why. Hollywood people are on board with this. movement you start realizing that is. this is this the way to usher people. into an even worse police state than the. one that we were in before and in police. state that where you have massive. surveillance technology big tech you. know will the police be just new police. potentially I don't know you know I mean. this is something to think about you. know I mean you know the idea that any.

of these corporations or any of these. people that have millions and millions. and tens of millions or hundreds of. millions billions of dollars are going. to you know adopt some type of you know. a narco communist reality it's just not. the case however who knows where this. will go and who knows where you know. where you know what form this ends up. taking and what freedoms you lose in the. process of thinking you are you know.

being a revolutionary what freedoms. you're willing to give up and I think. that that that becomes a real you know. we've seen it under the guise of public. health people are willing to give up a. lot of freedom I understand that I gave. it up I said ah um I said hey this is. what we have to do but then you saw how. contact tracing was then used against. protesters right tracing people's phones. who they were with where they were then. that was used against protesters. keep keep in mind that these types of.

things aren't necessarily going away you. rarely get those freedoms back that. youso either that you give up and I. think black lives matter is a lot of. very valuable important things to say. and they're there right about a lot. they're wrong about some things too. in my estimation of corn I'm a white guy. I'm not gonna believe that I know a lot. of black people that don't agree with.

everything they believe either but just. beware of a protest movement that is. supported by all of the big corporations. and Hollywood beware of that a little. bit at least be a little skeptical. beyond guard a little bit. because that means that that movements. probably to some degree been co-opted. and it's it's probably going to a place. that might not be what the original.

intenders thought and and and who knows. in the meantime what freedoms you lose. and my interest is in the freedom to. speak freely you know which i think is. on the chopping block that's going you. know I hope that's not the case but it. certainly seems like it's the case and. that's important to me it should be. important to you even though it's not. how you make your living it should be. important to you you know you should not.

be you should not be fired from your job. for an expressing an opinion that is. unpopular or that people have decided. that black lives matter and JPMorgan. Chase have decided is the right opinion. to have and if you have a different. opinion you are fired from your job that. is not a value that I think is American. or you know any you know there's no. fairness there to me you know I'm not.

with in reason you can't walk into your. job every day and be like I don't think. it was six million or what that but. within reason if you if you know one guy. I forget to who it was I was just. talking to somebody about it had a gun. he said if any of these looters get up. to my house I'm gonna defend my property. and he got fired and then Dick Wolf well. you know big Hollywood producer was like. justice unacceptable and and I mean you. know Dick Wolf made all his money with. [ __ ] cop shows which is hilarious but.

like right there it's like you're well. you're losing your ability to speak if. you're gonna loot you could say the. people have freedom speech. but if they lose their entire life and. they're socially ostracized and they're. for saying something and by the way not. I'm gonna kill somebody not a threat. just saying I'm going to defend like you. didn't single somebody out and I'm gonna. get him just saying I'm gonna defend my. property if people come to try to.

destroy it I'm going to defend it as is. my my right or what most people believe. is their right and then the guy gets. fired you go you wonder when does that. end when will that end will you always. have the right opinion will you always. be one step ahead of the mob that's. requiring you to have the right opinion. will you never slip up is that all of. these people that try to cancel other. people and they tried to wield the power. of this mob that's what JP Morgan is.

doing that's what all these major mega. corporations are doing you're like let's. wield the anger and use the anger of the. mob and take it and make money funnel it. into something commercial and let's. support certain things and we're gonna. you know pay lip service to the movement. and then at the same time we're going to. figure out a way to brand whatever the.

hell we're doing and and and keep it. keep our branding consistent with the. values of this movement even though what. we're doing might not be in line with. what they want you know you know we. might we'll be paying lip service to. them and at the same time doing things. that are not in line with you know what. people would consider reform so that's.

just what you always have to be. skeptical I don't think we we live in a. time of religious belief where people. are really fired up and a lot some of. that is good passion is not a bad thing. it's something that's good it's why a. lot it's those surfers. something to be passionate about and had. great lives but you know instead of. doing that instead of doing the work to.

figure out what you are passionate about. and where you see yourself and wait a. lot of people are just basically like I. am going to just adorn myself with. slogans you know I don't put BLM I don't. put any of that up because I don't need. to put up signs I put the black square. on Instagram up because I thought. everybody was doing that I didn't know. what that was and we found out five. minutes later was like the CIA did it ah. you know for whatever reason but I don't.

I'm not always putting that stuff out. there because like I'm a human being. right I'm not like a brand it's like. people act like they're Starbucks like. human beings are acting like they are. like there are people that are just. putting out stuff every day almost like. they are afraid of their like for far. too long. you're this Ansel Elgort kid before he.

got cancelled you look at his Instagram. he's like I'm spending the day educating. myself I'm spending the day reading and. figuring out what I can do I mean this. is this is so they don't come get ya how. did work God sell how did it work did it. not work as the great Charles Grodin and. Clifford said has something happened. but it's it's it's just to call the mob.

you guys I'm spending my day educating. myself myself I'm gonna stop carving. swastikas into my arm for the day I'm. gonna start educating myself and. figuring out what I can do and I don't. mean any of that cuz I'm going to the. beach but I'm putting it on social media. don't come for me please don't that's.

what it is. you can do those things you can just do. those. things but there's a weird vibe now. where you walk down the street you see. BLM and it's painted on the outside of. the business and it's painted because. they don't want to brick through the. window that's why it's painted there. it's just a strange thing oh I have to. say I have to put these letters on the. outside of my business unless. something's gonna happen I gotta put it. out there and it's been that and that's.

odd to me and that that feeling is. strange we're like you have to you have. to agreed all of these things under the. threat of violence and that that's being. backed by mega corporations something to. think about doesn't mean the police are. not out of control does not mean police. do not need serious reforms doesn't mean. you can't take some of their money and. put it into things that will decrease.

inequality doesn't mean the elites of. this country aren't the real looters. which they are does it mean they haven't. created this situation by you know. [ __ ] defunding everything and. hollowing every institution out and. creating a separate economic system and. a separate justice system I mean all of. that is true all of that is 100% true. but I still feel very uncomfortable with. this idea that people can just be fired.

from their job and lose everything. because they express an opinion you know. that is pretty mainstream which is like. I'm gonna defend my property it's a. pretty mainstream opinion. well no Tim that's not the real issue. the real issue is duh the elites yeah. sure but if that was you and you lost. your [ __ ] job. that would be a real issue to you you.

know I mean that's a fact you you know. and I could get accused all the time. people like but are you saying that 30. sjw's have as much power as Exxon mope. but that doesn't mean you can't. criticize something that's absurd. or that's it's going to an absurd place. that's what I'm saying I'm just it's. uncomfortable it's uncomfortable to walk. down the street and see boarded up. stores with BLM's spray-painted on the.

outside so that they don't get bricks. through the window or they're not burned. down this is why and I know some of the. people that own these businesses they're. like well this is just what we gotta. have up there it doesn't sit well with. anybody that has any interest in civil. society and if people don't have an. interest in civil society and many of. them don't if they don't have an. interested suppose this I just know that. we're going to have a civil war and. maybe you win and maybe a don't but. we're gonna have serious violence and.

you know it's it and the state is gonna. clamp down on everybody and that's when. they introduce a police state a total. surveillance state when we have total. chaos so the the forces that are. marching us toward total chaos is what I. was trying to get to the people that are. bringing us towards total chaos on both. sides by the way the people that want. that cast at hunger for it that long for. it are they so stupid do they think. they're gonna win or do some of those.

people know what will come next which. will be a police state a surveillance. state and the government will use this. as an excuse to do a lot of things. they've probably always wanted to do you. know and that that's what I would look. around I see that I see that we're. heading towards a place where society is. gonna be even more closed people are. afraid to say anything and it's just a.

bad situation and if that's the own if. we're if we don't speak to each other we. don't want to talk to each other the. only thing left is violence and so many. people right now think that's a good. idea they think it's just a time for. violence and that we've exhausted all. speech okay listen that's fine. if you think that you believe that you. you know you've given up on the whole.

idea of any type of society you want to. just get rid of it. crepe but know what you doing know that. there will be a society that will emerge. from the ruins of whatever happens and. it will not it will be less free than it. is now dramatically less free. I don't think protesting is bad I don't. think economic boycotts are bad. I don't think putting pressure on the. government is bad I don't think any of.

that is bad I think chaos invites more. chaos. I think that'll ultimately the response. to that will be Trump going full Hitler. or full dictator you know and and having. a a percentage of people in America on. his side because nobody wants chaos. nobody wants Anarchy children do.

children don't want bedtimes and and you. know whatever and they want to you know. eat candy for dinner you know and. whatever you know but most adults don't. want chaos I know it's not cool to say. well the Guru bows to booze you know the. same people that were saying is saying. abolish the police were uploading photos. of bread two months ago they don't want. chaos they don't want a turkey they were.

showing you they made a loaf of. sourdough two months ago and they were. proud of it they don't want anarchy. they're just too stupid to believe it's. possible they think it's a game they. think it's a fun game and they can. encourage people they're not out thrown. bricks they're at home tweeting and. bacon bread so this idea that they want. a [ __ ] and chaos and and and it's just. it's just kind of funny right the types.

of people that are calling for no police. and no order are the. that would probably fair the worst in a. situation with with no police and no. order where you add literal vigilantes. you had militias you had warlords. because he's gonna be a power vacuum and. who's gonna fill a power vacuum you know. who do you think is gonna fill it you. know think it's gonna be filled it's. gonna be there's gonna be order in.

society it's it's all about who's who's. order it's gonna be that's a fact but so. many people's country aren't adults you. know when you're a teenager you're. angsty you're upset you're depressed. you're anxious and then you grow up and. some people sometimes you grow up in an. hour sometimes you grow up in a day. sometimes you know it depends you know. but all growing up is is realizing that. nobody cares about you that is all. growing up is you realize no one really. cares no one can I used to let Mike.

leave Mikey at home all the time and I'd. get home my dad wouldn't be home and I. wouldn't have my key and I forgot to. take it and my dad asked me five times. if I had it and then I would sit outside. my house and smoke cigarettes so my. [ __ ] dad came home and you know and. eventually I just realized that like oh. no one cares I'm an idiot and I should. just have checked before I left the. house I should have had Mikey I should. have prepared whatever could be your. homework could could be whatever all.

being an adult is is realizing that your. feelings don't really matter that the. only thing that really matters is how. you carry yourself in the world right. doesn't matter how you're feeling inside. or what's upsetting you doesn't matter. what your past is or where you came from. it really matters like how you carry. yourself in the world despite all of. those things and adults realise that. then they look back at themselves at. teenage they're like I was a [ __ ] how.

does a [ __ ] for no reason nobody. understood me. they don't get you wouldn't get it you. don't understand what it's like to grow. up in the suburbs to be white and want. people to understand you and then you. grow up and go oh no one gives a [ __ ]. about me no one cares. about me at all I don't I don't have. that many friends. and I don't need that many friends.

people over the age of 30 with large. groups of friends I've said it before on. this show they're mentally unwell. they're mentally unwell if you're over. 30 and you have 15 close friends you. belong in an asylum because you don't. have to I mean you it's just crazy it's. crazy having 15 close friends is is is. somebody who's in high school right you. know what I mean so the whole thing is.

when you look at social media we've all. kind of regressed we're children. everybody's a child now everybody's into. feelings and and themselves and there's. no there's no idea that no one cares. Citibank doesn't catch hey if you're. Morgan doesn't care so making these. people you know put up your iconography. or put up letters you find comforting or.

put up a pride flag or whatever they can. do the to present the optics that. they're your ally is utterly meaningless. fatuous means nothing and you would know. that how do you grown up you would know. that how do you grown up that's the. reality and if you were a grown up you. would do grown-up things you know and if. you still want to be a teenager if you. still want to be a teenager you can go.

on Twitter you can [ __ ] tweet you can. [ __ ] do whatever you want to do you. know you could do everything to make. yourself feel good in the moment it's. true if you want to act like a sixteen. year old you can do all of those things. and I even know I know a guy that won't. hold that against you if you're a. teenager I know somebody that will hear.

you out. and give you the time of day if you're a. passionate youngster but everybody else. grow up.