#203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show I am Tim Dylan we are back. here in the studio coming at you from. Hollywood California drove in today from. an undisclosed location from a bunker. where I will be returning to until. everything calms down when and if I. don't know that LA or New York City is. going to be my home base in six months.

or a year I don't know I don't know I. might just go and find a place to go and. put a microphone there and that might be. that might be the reality I don't know. what's gonna happen. things'll I'm sure return to some level. of you know and we've got July 4th that. we got the Republican convention we got. we got a summer of rolling riots. probably just a boiling hot summer of.

Sam that's on its way you know so yeah I. know that it's privileged that I don't. want to be burned alive. I get it I know it's privileged I don't. want to take a rubber bullet to the face. I don't want to get maced you know I get. it I understand you know I want to. continue to draw breath I know that to.

some of you that's a wildly. inappropriate position but that's where. I'm at. that's my political ideology I'd like to. stay alive for a little while that's my. stance on everything oh what's that are. you coming down on life watch watch the.

we're gonna play for you. Bill DeBlasio getting introduced I'd. like a protest and this is the funniest. thing ever and I love like politicians. are trying to. saying like you know Obama sang and it. was a powerful moment but like you know. remember he was in the church and he. sang Amazing Grace but now nobody. everything's past singing and de. Blasio's wife like after he's just booed. de Blasio's wife gets up and she starts.

to sing and it's great listen to this. and first lady should pray pray again. again again we say respect we serve. respects a we respect respect respect.

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was gonna be a good opener yeah she's. like power to the people. she thought everybody liked him unison. was gonna be like power to the people. and everybody's like we are sick of. hearing you [ __ ] sing sick of. politicians getting out in front of us. and singing power to the people and you. could tell like as soon as it didn't. land she was like oh boy it's the same. thing at Comic deals with when you go. out on stage and you thought something.

that you really think it's brilliant. like you think something's really gonna. hit and then it doesn't and you're like. okay okay I got a retool we got a real. tough crowd out there real tough crowd. Bill DeBlasio is a tremendously. unpopular guy what's great now is that a. lot of these politicians are hated by.

both the extremes on the left and the. right there's just they're just hated by. everybody pretty much you know cuz if. the Blasio doesn't abolish the police. and replace them with social workers. which is what people on Twitter want to. do he's a Nazi. right and on the other side if the. Blasio doesn't call in the National. Guard and shoot everybody in the face. and as a black lives matter shirt he's a.

[ __ ] on the other side so you have to. incredibly reasonable groups of people. right now in the public square people. that think that all police should be. replaced by so what is social work let's. be very honest about what social work is. it is usually a white woman who shows up. at your house and she sits down with you. for an hour and they talk about how. [ __ ] you are. that's social work so.

they want police replaced by those. people. okay bunch of Carens out there with. clipboards being like oh my god where. did he burn you with the cigarette it's. not good you don't have to take that and. on the other side you have people that. you know want the military to come come. down the street with tanks and just. start yeah I mean you gotta you gotta. see what some of these people want you.

know people on Facebook or just like put. these animals down you know my anti. Facebook is like just put him down her. last post was a recipe for a cake that. she liked you know [ __ ] you scroll. down a little bit she's like just put. him down god damn it. so those are the two extremes you have. now and in the middle is JPMorgan Chase. going hey you know I had a great tweet.

people liked where it's like this will. be a commercial where you will see a guy. throw a brick and then it'll be caught. by somebody who works at JPMorgan and. it'll go like this it'll be like you. know you'll you'll you'll you'll see the. brick fly and the brick lands and then. the person who catches it stacks it on. top of more bricks and then you see. those bricks become a house and it goes. JP Morgan Chase wants to build a better.

world starting with you inquire about. our loan programs now they're gonna have. the black lives matter mortgage soon JP. Morgan Chase don't worry. city bank's could have the BLM mortgage. low interest rate interest only balloon. subprime mortgage they're gonna try to. sling to people in the inner cities. we're gonna call it the Equality. mortgage that's what they're gonna do. come today and get your Equality loan.

that's what corporate America is just. trying to figure out how do we profit. off things burning down there's. something funny about that. idea because there's people right now in. boardrooms going how how do we market. broken glass and teargas how do we find. the angle that makes people want to buy.

and consume what about this makes people. want more of something how do we target. the demo okay so the city is on fire and. there's we're inching towards the civil. war in that climate how do we tell. people now more than ever it's important. to get a home equity line of credit. because we feel that to really fight.

equality you should get a home equity. line of credit but you know that's their. gig that's their job I get it you know. these are not corporations don't have. soules you know they don't have a. conscience isn't a morality they're just. trying to figure out how to make a buck. and this is not an easy time to make a. buck. they say man easy time to hand out.

samples at Trader Joe's have you tried. the hump have you tried - have you tried. the sun-dried tomato have you hi how are. you are you coming from the. demonstration do you need water for your. eyes again get them some water I think. there's something wrong with here weird. so where did the bullet hit you have you. tried the sun-dried tomato it's very. similar to the traditional hummus I. don't like sun-dried tomatoes because. we're usually overpowering but this it's. just kissed by it.

it's kissed by the sun dried tomato try. it try it put your mask on try it put. your mask on okay you're a vector of. disease as well as well as a hero as. well as a freedom fighter you are vector. of disease put the mask on how do you. sell [ __ ] we got pandemics we got a. civil war. how do you just get out there and. prospect right now very tough very tough. to go out there and try to you know. try to get the people to see things your.

way but these corporations are trying. God love them they're trying they got a. right I mean we got to do business I. know you know a lot of people don't want. to hear that but we got eventually get. back to business I'm starting to think. the lockdown was a mistake sorry I'm. sorry to think the three months of. telling people to not see any other. people and to spend 23 hours a day.

online might have been an issue that. might not have been the way to do it it. was a social experiment it was a fun. social because what it was is I'm not. minimizing the 50 years of racism wealth. inequality state-sponsored terrorism. none of that is being minimized here but. what was the cherry on top of that. sundae was was telling people that they. couldn't earn money and they had to lock.

themselves inside and not see or touch. any other human beings it was it was a. real acceleration of a lot of the things. that I had previously mentioned in the. sentence which I'm not ignoring at all. by the way I don't think that like the. lockdown was up the reason for this but. it certainly didn't affect people's. psyche in a positive way can we say that. can we agree to that that we didn't come.

out of this stronger than before you. know remember when the lock that started. people were like we're gonna come out of. it stronger we're gonna come out of it. and then just the sound of explosions. and gunshots you know how's that work. out for anybody did we come out of it. stronger I don't think so. does it seem does it seem like we came. out of it stronger and it is.

hypocritical it is hypocritical to tell. a bunch of people that came out to. protest the fact that they had lost. their health insurance and their jobs. it is hypocritical to say you're killing. people you're killing old people and. immunocompromised people and then to. just completely greenlight mass. demonstrations in in a pandemic that. supposedly is just killing people and. overwhelming healthcare systems it is.

hypocritical to call one group of people. terrorists and sand and just give the. green light to the other group of people. and all the celebrities and the people. that live in you know very wealthy gated. enclaves behind gates and they live in. mansions are all like you have [ __ ]. the lockdown and then they turn around. and they're like you get out there and. you [ __ ] March your March and it's. like wait a minute. people's heads start spinning you know.

doesn't mean the protests aren't valid. or that the cops aren't out of [ __ ]. control but it means that like you know. there's got to be some logical. consistency where you go wait a minute. what happened to Corona vine will they. just coronavirus came back by the way. George Floyd died of corona virus that's. what they're saying they're saying you. had coronavirus Geoff st. George Florida. had cove at 19 which I predicted on the. Shelf course of course there yes and. they want to just go through a few other.

things I'm the twin towers fell from. coronavirus the mortgage crisis in a way. the financial crisis was due largely to. a wet market in Wuhan China most of the. people that had been shot in the last. year by police unarmed black people all. had kovat 19 in their system in fact. many of the epstein victims that nobody. has found we've done a private. examination on many of them many of them. died from coven 19 don't worry about it.

not you know God this Kova nineteen's. powerful it's just killing everybody. everything the government doesn't want. to admit to coronavirus corona I bet. Epstein had covered 19 can can we get an. autopsy of Epstein I guarantee you he. did not die from his fix. I am almost positive he died from. coronavirus can we find that out please. I guarantee it.

how sad I bet Michael Hastings died of. coronavirus and that's why he couldn't. control his car when it you know went. into that tree in the middle of. Hollywood I bet it was Cove at 90 it's. all covered 19 it's all coronavirus baby. all kur it's like 1010 wins all news all. the time you know the United States. government all covered 19 all the time. and it's like you think it might have.

had to do with the the police the boot. on the guy's neck for what cash in a. fake check he was he was he they I mean. they should barely respond to cashing a. fake check who cares. start responding to violent crime if. you're not gonna prosecute white-collar. crime when it's done by these [ __ ] on. Wall Street let [ __ ] a few people. have a little fun in Minnesota cash a. fake jack you know who gives a [ __ ] the.

guy's trying to cash a fake $20 check if. that's even the truth and they're. treating him like he's a sama bin Laden. and they're sending in a [ __ ] crack. team of people to subdue the guy I said. yeah it says here so now we got these. four officers watch when they old I've. covered 19 what George Floyd is given. the four officers coronavirus and they.

are all dead now they all face charges I. bit the side of my mouth and it's been. horrible for the last four days I don't. know what to do I've been I've been. brushing my teeth and I've been gargling. with solution and some [ __ ] I guess. I'll take some ibuprofen I don't know. what to do because when you bite the. side of your mouth it gets inflamed and. then you continue to bite it and it just. becomes a real nightmare. I'm not equated that with the other.

problems people are going through right. now and I don't want you to think I am. but it. not fun on May 25th Floyd visited cop. foods grocery store in Minneapolis well. that's cop foods is not the name of a. place you feel I mean if you can't use a. fake first of all who's still accepting. oh it's a fake bill I'm sorry not saying. shack vic-20 fig $20 bill who cares if I.

accident from someone else if you get. changed and you don't realize it you. know of course you can and even if you. didn't it's not a death sentence Floyd. visited Cup Foods grocery store. Minneapolis to buy a pack of cigarettes. the store employee believes the bill. used to be counterfeit reported it to. the police do they get in trouble if. they take counterfeit money I think so. yeah okay the store owner Mike abbu Miya. la la that's his name Mike abbu Miya.

told NBC he was not at work the day of. the incident but that his employees told. him that Floyd initially came into the. store with a man and a woman the man. tried to use what an employee suspect it. was a fake bill which the employee. caught and gave it back to the man abbu. Miya La Jolla Leigh said Ford would turn. to the store about 10 minutes later and. tried to use a suspicious $20 bill to. make it purchase the employee didn't. realize at first but when they did they. followed protocol and called the police.

and then what happen in the Coulter. 9-1-1 the employee told the operator. that he has floyd for the cigarettes. back but he doesn't want to do that the. employee claimed Floyd was awfully drunk. and not in control of himself. Floyd was near the store sitting in a. car with two other people when the. police arrived they were responding to a. report of a forgery in progress which by. the way I mean could anything seem less.

dire than a forgery in progress you know. like there's somebody on a counterfeit. bill gab take them down it's not a. counterfeit $20 bill right do you know. the havoc he could cause in society. with a fake 20 he might go to Carl's jr. the police departments had a physical. altercation between the officers and.

Floyd unfolded after Floyd got out of. the car when the officers approached the. car one of them Thomas Lane began. speaking with Floyd he pulled his gun. out and pointed it at mr. Floyd's open. window lovey go right for the gun this. is policing in America right for the gun. and I listened man when I was in. Manhattan Beach and that cop was like. dude Oh little [ __ ] Sora you could see. that a lot of these police not all of. them there are good police but there are. also good people in Isis and I'm not. saying that the police are Isis but. there's good everybody that's like not.

an argument that's not an art there's. good people and Isis. there's a guy in Isis whose [ __ ]. nephew got blown up all he was playing. soccer and he just wants revenge and it. doesn't make him a bad person you know. what I mean I refuse to buy into the. binary that's created by the [ __ ]. media on our government I don't you know. it is what it is there's good people you. know in most organizations truly you. know he pulled his gun out and pointed.

it at mr. Floyd's open window but these. are these the cops have got to calm down. here we got to calm down everybody all. the time is ready to pull the gun out. put the gun in someone's face and this. and this is why these lock downs again. you hand over a bunch of power to the. federal government you tell people to. become rats and keep they call the cops. on each other the government of. California encourage people to rat on.

people that were its social distancing. and then where do you think all this. [ __ ] comes from the cell phone videos. taping people [ __ ] look at this. person's doing something wrong and I've. got it on my phone. we we've creating a nation of rats who. are calling the cops they're cop callers. and rats and they're filming people. doing things in their private [ __ ]. life and this was requested by the mayor. of Los Angeles okay.

the prosecutors say Lane put the gun. away once Floyd put his hands on the. steering wheel but put his hands down. we've all watched this video by the way. Floyd is not resisting at all. there is really no resistance in the. video of the video that I saw. Floyd then actively resisted being. handcuffed the statement reads when the. officers tried to bring Floyd to their. cruiser he stiffened up fell to the. ground and told the officers he was. claustrophobic the report states so kill.

him I mean I don't understand so put. your boot on his neck um the police. account has come in contact with at. least one witness yeah. so then Shelvin arrived arrived later. who's shoving show there Derek shout. Chauvin Derek Chauvin is the guy who's. being charged with second-degree murder. trove it arrived on the scene shortly. after to help the police officers and. getting Floyd into the police cruiser.

the report said shove and pulled Floyd. out of the vehicle causing him to fall. to the ground he laid on the ground face. down and still handcuffed. that's when onlookers began to record. cell phone video so the guys on the. ground and he's in handcuffs and somehow. he is still a threat worthy of putting. your boot on his neck cutting his hair. supply off and then the guy died I mean. this it's inhuman to defend this. behavior by the police by the way it's. it's inhuman my stomach hurts my neck.

hurts please please I can't breathe okay. this is what he's calling out he's also. calling out for his mother okay I mean. the guy knows he's about to die and the. cops stand there and watch a guy get. murdered in the street for for buying a. pack of cigarettes with a counterfeit. $20 bill you know so you know I think. that looting and violence.

I think violence is like a virus that. just is gonna spread and you're not. going to be able to control it or. contain it and a lot of the. practitioners of it are people that. don't want a more equal and just society. they want to take. advantage of an already bad situation. right I've said that and I think. violence also leads to more state. violence right that's just what happens. but I'm completely aware of why the.

anger has risen to the point of violence. and you can be too if you watch that. video if you watch that video you can. understand why people have had enough. and they've gotten to the point where. they're just basically like hey [ __ ]. this [ __ ]. you know I mean that and if you if you. if you don't have that reaction when you. watch that video there's something wrong. with you if you don't automatically feel. like what the [ __ ] you know folks is you. adapt to the changing world we're all.

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it today it was a bad idea after 9/11 to. give every cop in America the idea that. they were part of the Homeland Security. Department it was a bad idea to convince. everybody that had any type of job that. required security that they were you. know essential and that they were you. know they they weren't able to be. questioned and that they were the the. final say on every matter you know. whether it's a I mean you walk around.

Manhattan and they're there a doorman. that have that attitude I mean there are. you know transit cops that have that. attitude you know everybody seems to. have the attitude that they are the only. thing standing between you know you know. the George Floyd's [ __ ] $20 bill is. the only thing standing between you know. the collapse of the financial system you. know they're treating this guy like he's. the biggest threat ever and they. wouldn't have done it to a white guy. they just really wouldn't have you know.

I you know that's just the way it is. it's I'm telling you they would not have. done it to a white guy that way you know. the white guy would have had to behave. in a manner that was so dangerous you. know school shooters get walked out of. schools where they just shot nine people. in the face white school shooters get. walked out of school like they're. petting their heads. the cops are petting their heads as they. walk out to singing them silent night.

holy night they pray with the school. shooter the cops take the school. streeter out y'all get on their knees. start praying with them now let us pray. now your your you're a bad boy you've. been a bad boy and you might have to do. four years in prison I mean these kids. you shot you know 12 people in the face. while they were eating lunch. eating sloppy joes a kid gets a bullet. in the head the cops the cops walk the. guy out there's not a scratch on them.

well 10 the school shooters always. surrender it's like well I bet that's. not true and I also bet that there's a. better way to handle somebody who's. resisting than to put a boot on their. neck for nine minutes until they die by. the way there's just true it's just you. know I mean I don't know what to tell. you I've had interactions with cops that. have gone the wrong way yeah I mean I.

think I famously talked about the one. where they thought I [ __ ] myself. I mean that got me out of it excited. satin steak sauce cops pulled me over. they thought it was smoking pot I was in. the passenger seat of a car I got out. and I just had brown all over my pants. because it was Smith and Wollensky steak. sauce and all the cops we're taking cell. phone videos of me because they thought. I [ __ ] myself by the way they thought. I'd [ __ ] myself because I was afraid of. them they thought and they they. delighted in that and they wanted to. show all their [ __ ] loser cop friends. look we terrified a guy so much he [ __ ].

himself. first of all hey hey pigs out there I. [ __ ] myself often and then there's. nothing to do with you by the way okay. okay my system just evacuates when need. be has nothing to do with you so and not. all cops are pigs but there's some bad. ones out there you know some real real. ruffians and and they were standing.

there take his cell phone cameras at me. because they wanted to show other people. like this guy [ __ ] himself because he. was so terrified of us because he was. sitting in the passenger seat of a car. and maybe was smoking a joint in the. passenger seat of a car okay and that's. you know one of them one of the many. interactions that I've had to a police. but I was a criminal like all the. interactions I've had with cops and and.

I was rarely arrested and I would get. pulled over a cop would go license. registration and insurance. and I would literally look at I might be. smoking a but I got I don't have any of. that I don't have any of that sir I. don't what they got mr. Dillon your. license has been suspended about 20. times you got yeah yeah it's about that. isn't it. they're like you shouldn't be driving. them I know I know I gotta go to work.

you know and that's that's you know and. then once or twice he put me job a lot. of cops look alright hey listen you got. your buddy in the car let him drive or a. cop will go listen don't be around this. area anymore just get out of here I'm. not gonna bring in but hey don't come. back here you know how many black people. get that chance. how many black people get the chance. where they go hey buddy I know you're.

driving an uninsured vehicle with no. license your license has actually been. suspended 20 times and is suspended. currently but just get out of here you. knucklehead. you silly goose you're a silly goose so. I get it I get it you know I mean I knew. a kid there's a kid I used to do comedy. with in Long Island for nine cops fought.

like nine cops you know like the judge. said to him who sent him the judge was. like listen it's clear that you're a. good guy somebody said to the guy it's. clear you're a good dude you know my. friend was in a courtroom like watching. this happened the judge is like. everybody makes mistakes everybody has. problems you know everybody you know and. and then the guy is like does zero jail.

time he fought a cops didn't get shot to. get into zero jail time I read about a. football team at Greenwich Connecticut. it was like a fight the football team. this was years ago there's maybe in. Darien Connecticut at football team. fighting in Connecticut whatever they. break in to the dudes. house it's like a party they break in. which is a home invasion somebody lets. them in and yeah there you go fight. between New Canaan and God no no no go.

back so one day Blake break into the. guy's house. one kid holds him down the other kid. like beats the [ __ ] out of him. okay and then when the judge is sensing. this guy he's like hey man you got a. bright future it's in the [ __ ] I. followed the case a little bit it's like. the judge is sensing the guy and the. judge goes listen it pains me to have to.

give you any time you got a bright. future all you did was break into this. kid's house and beat the [ __ ] out of him. in his home you got a bright can you. imagine a judge would stand up to a. black guy who did that. broke into a house started beating the. [ __ ] out of a white kid and [ __ ] New. Canaan Connecticut the judge gonna every. Bay you know I mean it's it's different. it doesn't mean it's all race it doesn't. mean the cops don't abuse white people.

but I live in Long Island the home of. dirtbag white people I mean did you see. the Long Island pro and get up the. Merrick Long Island response to a. peaceful black lives matter protest they. were terrified that Merrick Road would. be taken up by protesters and they. wouldn't be able to go out and get a. sandwich watch this watch this community. members here in Merrick and surrounding.

towns adamantly opposed to Nassau police. trying to figure out a way to allow. protesters to walk up. people I've got kids there they're like. let's teach our kids how to be racist. and apathetic to every all of society's. problems. let's bring the it's like a young kid. there is a young kid there and [ __ ]. slides like to put like water sandals. kids in water shirt to get kids probably.

in the backyard in the [ __ ] sprinkler. and the parents like John get in the car. there's blacks in our town we're gonna. go get them. get in the car mom I want to play with. my friends get in the car right now. people want to change things in this. country and we're gonna stop them we're. gonna stop them they want to walk down. the street with signs and exercise their. First Amendment right their right to. speak freely in their the right to.

assemble and protest they and we got to. show them that that [ __ ] don't fly in. Long Island mom I just kind of want to. hang out with Jack's coming over no. we're going to the protest tell all your. friends you go to a race riot with your. mother we're going to a race riot with. your mother now you'll see your friends. there's enough time in the day for. friends today's race riot with mom.

get him the hell out of here yo Giacomo. do some get him out of here they're. protesting police brutality get him out.

of here I love that there are kids there. I mean how sick are you. you bring the kid you know people I. guess you know people are just like. listen this is a historic moment son by. the way everybody who's saying maybe. they didn't have a babysitter long. island people leave their kids home for. all kinds of reasons alone all the time. so let's cut it out. that kid was old enough to be left home. alone for a little while it wasn't like.

a young kid that you had the parent it. was like a kid who clearly could have. stayed home but the parents thought it. was a good idea to just go let's just. bring yeah let's just bring a race right. it's bringing in a peaceful protest that. we're trying to turn into a race riot. because we got 40 white people out there. screaming at them with bandanas by the. way now everybody looks like a blood or. a [ __ ] mm like all these white people. are wearing bandannas to protect from. covin so they all have just read been.

that they look like it's like the Hells. Angels looks like a biker gang heading. up the street these masks are terrifying. folks I hope they [ __ ] work is it. terrifying as [ __ ] I just love that just. a bunch of fat people standing outside. America I mean look good yeah you get. out of here. don't clog up the street what are you. doing what's your problem the cops are. cops get a beat on you with batons. what's the problem if you don't want to.

get hit don't go outside like you got to. hear like people's did people in Long. Island at defend these police shootings. the the logical jumps they have to go. through a crane like yeah what are you. outside in a park you're gonna get hit. this was like pre-pandemic by the way. they were just trying to justify. anything like. the deal if a cops beaten you you're in. the wrong I that's it if a cop has got.

his gun in your face you've done. something wrong I know that because my. brother Larry is a cop and Larry tells. me these people help to no good that's. why we got to beat him with sticks in. the street even if to the handcuffed. even after they pose no threat to. everybody Ari was upset that the you. know his wife made him redo the kitchen. they took out all kinds of money all. kinds of loans you know Kitsch was not. being done so you know Larry goes out.

there with his baton and find somebody. to make pay for that you know the Long. Island the Long Island listen to this we. surrounded the protesters because we. protect all of the probate hold on there. was the police commissioner yeah dude. you never quote for any of the Long. Island people just go west go west. that's good hey go west. you're east no we agree with everything. the police are doing we don't care we.

like the military like the Blue Angels. in fact we think the Blue Angels should. go and drop bombs on the protests that's. where big deal yeah why don't you drop. bombs at a protest. well guess do you know how many people. in this country would really not care. they love it they would love it if the. government just started bombing the. protests they would think it was great. they would watch it the same way they. watched the bombings in Syria just just.

eating the bread stick just chewing on a. breadstick drinking a Coors Light. watching bombs drop like it's an episode. of [ __ ] you know Ozark they don't care. and it's not to say that the looting and. the riding you gotta have order I get it. 100% you got to do something you got it. you got to prevent criminal activity and. behavior and people from like taking. advantage of what should be protest but.

the hedges article makes a lot of sense. he says listen language of the state is. violence that's the only language the. state speaks is why they don't use. reason they don't use rationality they. use violence use intimidation that's. what they do so when you're living in a. society where the only language people. have learned their entire life is. violence and they respond with violence. again it is not right and I don't think. it leads anywhere good but when you look.

at it you go yeah this is why you're. seeing this now you know and there's got. to be there's got to be more leadership. and then on the side of people that are. protesting and there's got to be demands. and there's got to be reform and there. has to be thing and without those things. it's just an unending journey into chaos. nobody wants that I think it ultimately. benefits Trump if there's chaos usually.

Republicans win in years when when crime. rates go up where there's chaos for. there's incidents like this but maybe. you know I don't know I mean you know. Trump is not handled this well general. mattis is now going out and criticizing. Trump saying he's violating the. Constitution they want him out you know. they want him out it's it's not. sustainable to have this guy is the. president I mean I know many of you were. like no but well how are the kids gonna.

get freed what about the kids and the. tunnels yeah okay but let's deal in in. reality and facts is not that. sustainable like however you feel about. Trump you have to realize that he's. maybe I had like a negative effect on. the psyche of the country you have to. grant that right like the tweeting and. just the emotional terrorism of every. day of like you know I mean this guy as.

the country's Bernie he's tweeting about. how great the stock market's doing. because I think the markets headed back. up next year is gonna be a good one what. I mean the guy is completely he's just. tweeting law-and-order fake news fake. news there's civil war broken out and. certain parts of the country the guys. tweeting fake news maddis had a scathing. description of trump's walk to a. historic nearby church money and then. Pelosi grows and grabs the Bible by the.

way hello she then goes he grabs the. Bible she goes hey this city it did it. this guy who they all hate goes and. grabs the Bible they know it's a cheap. stunt and instead of calling it out they. go like this they go I'm gonna do it. hold on I'm gonna do it let me grab the. Bible this is a woman who gave a tour of. her freezer on night three of the. quarantine when everyone had lost their. job. she gave a tour of the different kinds.

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the violence is next-level cops are. getting shot and stabbed protesters I. mean cops are in certain areas of. country handling is very poorly and. they're firing rubber bullets at like. peaceful protesters and they are. shooting tear gas at peaceful protests. it's it's just it's a death spiral is. what it is so unless somebody stops it. and then there are people that are on. Twitter cheering it for it to continue.

they're like God burn it down yeah and. they're on Twitter and I'm like you're. next you're gonna burn down that there. was a comic I wants his name he tweeted. I swear to god this is this is when. these virtuous signaling people they. trip over their own feet a comic cussed. me and my wife went to go look at a. house in Connecticut the next-door. neighbor had two confederate flags in. the window we didn't even get out we. just drove home. you're looking at a house in Connecticut.

huh and you're not the enemy you don't. think you're gonna be the enemy and why. why are you going to Connecticut why are. you leaving the city has something. happened so you do have to realize you. destroyed no matter how woke you want to. seem no matter how you're you're the. enemy you will become the enemy because. violence doesn't have a rationale you. know the point of torch for Jane Mayer. said it when we were torturing people. remember that remember that eight years.

ago Jane Mayer she was either quoting. somebody or she said that she might have. been quoting someone she goes the point. of torture is always torture okay and. that's really the point of violence is. violence like it has its own rationale. and it spreads and it's not logical and. what happens is you basically just you. know you become an animal you began and.

the type of state-sanctioned violence. that we see is very organized but it's. no less animalistic it's you know no. less brutal so when you're just going. out there and you're hurting innocent. people and you are destroying small. businesses some of the moment I - and. you're just you know going out there and. using violence it will lead to more. violence and then we're just again we're. living in and to me I don't understand.

why so many people are fetishizing that. idea the idea of just a cot and I think. it's because they don't know anything. about violence and they're like live in. a video game and they don't have any. respect for it and they think they can. direct it Slyke a force they think they. can direct they think like well if we. unleash this violence we can direct it. to the means that we find appropriate we. think that this violence can be used to. and it's like but that's not the way it. works that's not the way it works they. say I mean look at any of these videos. of of these these white people like.

cheering on the riots and then bricks. come through their windows now like. we're on your side. no we're good where are the good ones. and it's like no no no you you can't put. the genie back in the bar. it's out chaos is chaos and if you want. to live in that world and a lot of the. people that are like abolish the police. will not do well in a Mad Max scenario. because they're immunocompromised and. they're 97 pounds okay where are you. gonna get your green hair die without a.

civil society okay so I don't think this. ends again with a fat woman with green. hair is the president ant if it takes. over wouldn't it be funny yeah and Tifa. takes over how hilarious would that be. like somehow they like maybe. everything's a lie and our military is. does suck yeah like they can't do. anything we just hear how great they are. but let's say they just aren't that. great obviously we know that they'll. just use weaponry from right guys but.

let's say none of that works and somehow. and tufa succeeds because that the. Conservatives are pretending anthem. feels like it couldn't and Tefal will. what do you want them running the. country it would just be hilarious if. like they you know the country was now. being run by just gangly you know mainly. white pale malnourished vitamin D. deficient like guys that didn't get the. Montreal Comedy Festival like like. failed comics and slam poets with purple.

hair are now running the country that. would be great the Fox News has to come. back on the air and be like in a. stunning in a really surprising. development antiphon has defeated what. was the United States military they are. now running the country and so far has. fired the military and they are now.

replacing it with a security force of. mainly theater kids who grew embittered. at the lack of opportunity in the. entertainment business and became. volatile and radical whilst living with. roommates in their late 30s they will. now be the security force of the country. angry fill. Theater kids are now running around i'ma. be amazing like instead of the Blue.

Angels instead of the flyover over the. superball just eight you just like a. bunch of antiphon just runs through and. everyone like everything crowds like I. guess hope I guess they're they're the. runt they're running it now okay well. alright USA is just a bunch of like. malnourished kids USA just black. backpacks on yeah people like you you. can take your masks off you run. everything now they're like we like the. masks they have acne like we have adult.

acne we're not gonna take off the mask. you know but that's the way people talk. about anta feel like it's like it's like. they're like they're on their way to you. know they're gonna defeat the the. corporate state it doesn't and I don't. agree with anything ant if a does by the. way for the most part I think some of. what they say is decent and I don't. really care like you know none of it end. see here's the thing it's like you could. find an example of somebody that Antipas. like thrown an egg out who you hate. right I [ __ ] that guy they threw a.

negative but we live in a country where. people should be able to say what the. [ __ ] they want so no you can't use. violence to stop people from talking you. can't well the New York Times publishers. are not bad by the way the same people. that think that they can live in a world. without police cannot handle when the. New York Times publishes an op-ed from a. senator. who says we've got to bring the military. in so instead of debating that they go. you know this is we the New York Times. should be shut down there should be a.

coup everyone should be fired I can't. believe they'd print that opinion but. you're gonna you're gonna somehow Howie. so how are you gonna live in the world. without any police you can't handle an. article can't handle Jordan Peterson and. yet somehow you think you're gonna be. able to live in a world without any. order at all just chaos and Anarchy. that's a fetish you know a Turkey's a. fetish of losers really it's people that. are convinced that they will somehow.

either be powerful or align themselves. with the powerful people once society's. fallen even though they've been unable. to do that thus far they've been unable. to do that thus far but they think that. somehow if there are no police that rich. people won't just go hire Blackwater. military types to patrol wealthy areas. and we'll have more problems probably. less accountability you know they just. they just somehow think that and then or. some of them are just nihilist to the.

point where they go who cares. burn it down I mean Oscar the cat many. of you know is someone who was a. nihilist I mean Oscar first of all and. this is very suspect and strange two. days ago Oscar joined the National Guard. he's never expressed interest in joining. the military before he joined the. National Guard okay okay this is. incredibly disappointing okay but a day.

before that he was he was handing out. bricks to protesters so he just wants to. watch it burn there's a lot of people. out there that just want to watch it. burn and this is what I mean listen so. this is where we are this is where we. are on what day is it today Thursday. it's Thursday this is coming out. Thursday June 4 that's coming out Sunday. super proud of everyone from Long Island.

proud he handled it you guys really. killed it you knocked it out of the park. you brought your kids out to see what. you're all about yelling at people that. have to want to peacefully protest I. like that that's good good for you Long. Island just keep being Long Island you. know and every year it gets a little. worse less affordable more of them get. pushed down every year more and more. people start you know shooting up opioid. crisis gets worse every year. you know um because so much of what that.

community is based on is fear and hatred. which turns out is not exactly the best. way it's not the best organizing. principle of society utter illogical. fear and hatred that's what Long Island. is everybody's climbing in your window. ms-13 trying to kill you everybody's. trying to kill you everybody on a road. is trying to cut you off too trying to.

get somewhere faster than you. everybody's trying to take your money. trying to take that house you inherited. fear and hatred as soon as your fear you. like well I gotta I gotta hate someone. so I just like that they were being you. know exactly who they are perfect and. the cops got to pretend that they're. like neutral Long Island cops gay yes I. know Jimmy I know chill shoot'em hey you.

got a gun. Tommy just shoot him in the head Jimmy. they're high school students who cares. you know what I school students can do. if they want put a bullet in the back of. her hand. that's antic antiphon they're trying to. take over the delis what's gonna happen.

when antiphon controls the delis then. what you're gonna eat vegan [ __ ] you're. going to get a bacon egg and cheese and. there's gonna be some transgender making. you eat vegan. no thank you I will he processed food. and I will die on my couch watching. Tucker Carlson I'm the only rational. really to be honest as much as I've.

predicted and as much as I've been. correct about is there a reason I am. kind of not made a leader not really not. really. I should kind of emerge from this as. kind of a leader that kind of you know. because I get it I get both sides. I have friends are cops my friends into.

protesters I have friends that are. rubber bullets I have friends that are. batons I have. to school with a tear gas canister whose. I still talk to all the time I have. friends that are looters I have friends. that are shards of glass I have friends. that are deep state CIA agitators I have. friends that are uh you know people that. work for Chinese intelligence Russian. intelligence okay I have friends that. are targets I get everywhere everybody's. coming from I can understand that I have.

friends at are counterfeit bills and I. have friends at are cops that are. murderers so all across the board I just. think we can't live in a world of. unfocused rage you know cops need to be. taken down several pegs but I don't see. how smashing up a small business owned. by somebody who worked hard and has.

never done anything like everyone call. the cops just protect property yeah but. freedom is owning property freedoms the. ability to not have to depend on the. government freedoms the ability to do. something without the approval of a. [ __ ] nameless faceless group of. bureaucrats you know so okay you know. what cops are protect property can we.

have guns to protect property no well. then whose what we shouldn't have. private property well then what are we. gonna do well the government should just. dole out the land as they see fit to who. who's the government who's this magical. government that is somehow going to do. this appropriately you mean the same. government that backs the police so you. want them handing out the land and you.

want them sticking a needle in your ass. in Walgreens you are Bill and Melinda. Gates putting a needle in your ass and. you want the government deciding where. you live and and how you live and you. want an den Ende but huh. try to follow logically where what is. is I don't get it I'm confused. and don't come like I don't read any of. the comment but like while you're typing. a seven paragraph response to me right.

now about why private property is just a. tool of white supremacy realize no one's. reading it truly realize no one's. reading in what are those twelve thumbs. up gonna do for you go get a rubber. bullet to the face if you believe in. that why aren't you go and blow yourself. up I mean that's the thing in this. country we got a bunch of [ __ ] you.

know here's the thing about the Middle. East they don't have a problem with. putting the vest on now I am NOT saying. to put I am NOT saying to put the vest. on and I don't mean the bulletproof vest. okay. and I'm not saying to put the vest on. but let's be very clear let's be very. clear about there's a difference. ain't nobody nan toughest got the vest. on you know what I mean.

ain't nobody anthems got the vest on. I'm not saying to go out there wear a. suicide vest you know my sponsors would. probably be angry but Chris Hedges quote. great the idea that an tyfa which on the. spectrum of terrorist groups would rank. alongside the Boy Scouts is behind these. clashes is as ridiculous as the idea. that Russia is responsible fuel election. of trauma this desperate search for. explanations that absolve the ruling. elites so Susan Rice it was Obama's not.

sac National Security Adviser blamed the. violence on foreign actors heading this. is right out of the Russia play but by. the way there will never be a problem in. this country that is not blamed on. Russia or covet nineteen it'll be Russia. and kovat nineteen are working together. Russia and Chinese bats are working. together Russian BOTS and Chinese bats. it's Russian BOTS and chinese bats. russian bots and chinese bats sorry we. shot you in the face - did you have a.

boot on your neck. it's a chance a Chinese bot it's a. Chinese that or a Russian bot it wasn't. a boot on your neck. did your husk it foreclosed on it's a. Chinese bat bat bot bot bat that's what. it is just the government's just sitting. there on a pedophile island being like. soon they'll do that and just a lot of. Russian actors here on little st. James. there's just Russians and all the words. Russians running around and uh Jeffrey.

Epstein was a Russian less watch there. was a rush in there all Russian they. died to Cove in nineteen everything over. nineteen is rot said everyone so Russia. has got over nineteen it's Chinese pot. it's not even real - Russian BOTS. Chinese bad it's a corona virus is a bad. flu high fatality rates a ventilator we. need a ventilator it's Russia launches a. ventilator China. stay safe out there. [Music].