#202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 10. Dylan show can everybody just be nice. just be nice. that's the ethos of America it's just be. nice can't you be nice. everybody's got problems everybody's got. problems even the cop who put his knee.

on that guy's neck and murdered him. doesn't he deserve our our pity. shouldn't we be nice to him. shouldn't we be nice to people. shouldn't we be nice to target why not. its target it's our friend target it's. uncle target why in god's name would you.

ever damage a hair on the head of uncle. target or aunt Otto's own art I can't. these are corporations they're our. family they're our family they're more. important than people. well corporations are made of people Tim. shut up.

they're made of slaves and drones with a. few people. what is ways they accomplished to burn. down your community. well what community the people that are. burning the community down don't own the. community they've been prevented from. doing so with laws that have prevented. them from owning the things so maybe.

they don't have an attachment to it like. you do maybe they're not as attached to. it as you are because they didn't. inherit a home with a nice law. in a big backyard and they didn't get a. small business loan to start a business. they don't feel as connected to the. community as you do because cops can put. única step on their throat whenever they. want so they don't feel as connected to. the community why would they ever touch.

target that's where I bite off you. should be looting target regardless of. what the [ __ ] cops do you should loot. target every day you should wake up. leave your house and loot target the. government of this country shut down the. economy gave you twelve hundred dollars. and gave billionaires the rest of that. bailout it was the largest transfer of. wealth and [ __ ] human history and.

people are upset because somebody ran. out of target with a panini press grow. the [ __ ] up forget for a minute George. what's his name George Floyd forget that. for a second and just think about what. else has gone on in the past three. months the idea that the Brit you know. and I'm not for violence I don't want. anybody hurt and I don't want anybody's. private property [ __ ] with and I know. that that's what's coming and I know. that these riots they just you know.

these violence begets violence but as an. observer to look back and to not realize. why this is happening and why that it. has a justification it means that you're. not paying any [ __ ] attention and. haven't been things ain't good damn good. I know they're good on Netflix I know. they're nice the TV shows you watch just. be nice just be nice out there don't.

call anyone names well things are things. are much worse than that they're further. along the line they're further down the. line than just that there's a lot of. luxury problems we have in this country. and there's a lot of people that don't. have the luxury of having those problems. they don't have food their water is the. color of Nestle Quik and. cops have been putting your kids in jail. have been putting them in jail and I.

mean listen. I mean I don't know what to tell you I. don't know to tell you but the whole. idea of like we're gonna do a beer. summit where Obama's gonna go down there. and have a beer with this cop and. forgive him and then the cops gonna go. on Ellen and do it. 1970s style dance he's gonna or he's. gonna do some old depression-era big. bandy dance he's down there doing the.

Charleston with Ellen it's not gonna. work anymore it's just not gonna work. people have had it I mean I don't know. what to tell you I'm sorry you know in. yes I would like to live in a world. where things aren't burning down and. there's not civil unrest in the streets. but I mean if anybody has been paying. attention to anything that has ever. happened even if you were paying.

attention by accident you kind of get. where this has been going you get where. it's been going I don't really feel bad. for target I don't feel bad for autozone. I don't you know that police precinct. got burned because that and I love by. the way they just charged the cop we're. recording this Friday they just charged. the cop you know and you know people. like they they don't know what new. evidence the cop looked at the other DEA. looked at that made him charged the. comments like yeah the looting the.

burning of the city made the Diego you. know what maybe we should like charge. the cop who did this and arrest him I. don't know maybe George Flo Floyd died. of coronavirus I don't know that's the. next thing you're gonna be a Cui's. tested positive for Kovan 19 I don't. know I'm unaware of what happened but. I'll tell you this the amount of people. out there defending target I find to be. laughable people should burn targets.

down on the Reg on the regular burn. target down. gives a [ __ ] well.there its employees. the target yeah I'm sure they're upset. sure they're upset they can't go into. work at Target I'm sure there's a lot of. tears flowing right now for the. employees of Target that they can't go. to Target because it got torched you.

know so that they don't have the honor. of working at Target and then leaving. and having a cop step is to stomp on. their throat on the way home from Target. you know why change that world it's been. working so well for everybody it is what. it is folks you know I'm not a proponent. of people getting hurt and I know it's. easy for me to say [ __ ] on Twitter cuz. I'm not out there throwing Molotov. cocktails you know but I mean what am I.

supposed to sit and judge many people. who are and be like there are thugs and. animals it's like yeah dude cops don't. treat me the way they treat black people. I'll tell you that much they just don't. you know I did drugs I grew up on Long. Island me and my friends drove around. very wealthy areas we got high a lot we. drove around mansions smoking weed. seldom bothered by police you know. seldom pulled over I drove drunk a lot a.

lot. hammered yes have I been pulled over yes. how's my license been suspended yes have. I had interactions and run-ins with cops. a hundred percent but you want to look. at the percentage of those versus the. percentage of law-abiding black I was. breaking the law law-abiding black. people have much higher percentages with. having incidents with police and they're. much more likely to be killed they're. much more likely to be taken into jail.

and arrested so when people get angry. when this thing happens and then people. go out there and they set fire to places. because they are powerless they have no. power you've given them no power in. society they don't believe I mean dude. Epstein victims should be doing this. we're going to talk about that. documentary in a second but it's like. yeah these are chill. that were being [ __ ] on an island by a. guy who got away with it he got away. with it I mean the diluting should an.

end in this country I mean I'm again not. that I want to see the results of it. none of us - but if you think logically. about it the brick should just keep. going through the windows really if you. think about it the amount of injustice. that you just have to swallow every day. but Wow all right I guess that guy hung. himself in the jail with the cameras on. and now all of the criminal sex. criminals pedophiles murderers.

potentially they all can just none of. them will none of their lives will be. affected at all by this it's just neat. tidy guy killed himself that silver. there you go you know so the anger the. rage the builds in people it's just. [ __ ] it's real you know it's real I. threw him a griddle at someone today. it's room a griddle right in someone's. face because I want to be involved in an. in the limited capacity so I took him a.

griddle and I just slapped someone right. across the face with a McGriddle and I. said no justice no peace and I walked. out okay because I want to be involved I. chucked him a griddle right he's. someone's grill unapologetically okay if. I go to a 7-eleven I see those red box. DVD things I'm gonna [ __ ] one of them up. if they're still there I don't know if.

they are but if they are I'm gonna light. that up let's torch it let's torch it. why the [ __ ] not no justice no peace. I have you trusted my parents if anyone. wants to go over there wake them up I'll. be sharing that later on Twitter they. live in a wood house it'll go up easy. teach them a lesson. no justice no peace I have the addresses.

of many people I feel have [ __ ] me. over in the business I should be bigger. I have their addresses. you go to their community stand outside. their homes wake them up show them. reality no justice no peace these are. just thoughts and ideas I'm an activist. you understand so if you would go to my. parents house and burn it down I'd be. very grateful and I think we could move. the country forward if you see my aunt. Kathleen out throw throw something at.

her no justice no peace. if you see you're out on Facebook grab. or fall take or phone these are just. ideas these are just ideas because I'm. an activist and I want to I want to help. I want to help okay. that's all I think we could join the to. protest groups the people that want to.

open everything up and the people that. want to burn everything down I have a. solution let's open it up let's eat and. then let's burn it down that is a. solution I can bring both sides of this. country together let's open it up let's. get it to stato nachos let's get it free. for all let's get a Jack Daniels whiskey. glazed chicken sandwich let's get a. brownie obsession and then when they say. here's to check oh no here's the check. and burn it the [ __ ] down.

but let's have a meal first let's have a. meal and then let's bring it let's come. together now let's go in let's sit down. and then let's burn it down I have no. problem but let's get in there and let's. have a little let's have a salad with. some breadsticks low ranch dressing and. some bacon bets. we deserve it we went through a. quarantine let's open these places up. let's force them to serve us and then. let's torch them it's okay smack the. waitress with a fish sandwich not a. problem just tell her what it is out.

there I'm an activist no justice no. peace. okay none of it's my fault but it's okay. I'm part of the problem I'll be part of. the solution. let's open up and let's burn down. Minneapolis looking like a third-world. country looking like a war zone it's bad. out there yes a lot of these protesters.

are Looney Toons a lot of these. protesters are not what you would call. upstanding members of society many of. them and if I sat down with them we'd. probably not agree on a lot of things I. get it they probably want to abolish. private property capitalism the police. no you're gonna we're gonna have to have. a society I'm sorry we're gonna have to.

have a society but if but but but in. between total apathy and burning. everything down in the middle of that we. can burn down the homes of my parents. and show people that they have to be. accountable for the decisions that are. made by their police in the district. attorney in between total apathy and. let's let's just end toll chaos we can.

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was having an issue with one of them as. well oh I didn't know that you know. nobody did you understand what I'm. saying yes I do though I'd I don't know. if you do other than Roadrunner and. coyote there were other issues on the. show that people had with each other. what was one of the other issues um. Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny they had a. problem big problem yeah and Daffy Duck. and Homer if I did what was to is Tweety. birds nemesis. so Sylvester the cat and didn't.

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it was gonna be what did you think it. was gonna be. Bill Clinton confessing you think was. gonna happen he was gonna be just slain. max well she's on the thing like hello. here's my story it's light it is line. I'll bet Geoffrey we were both kids like. notes you know one thing I let me tell. you what my biggest takeaway from the. Epstein documentary on Netflix was men. Palm Beach is [ __ ] of legit you don't.

see money like you do in Palm Beach. let's not forget that the East Coast. invented [ __ ] money let's not forget. it there are three places on this in. this world that you see mansions like. that and they are Long Island New York. the Gold Coast along Island where the. Vanderbilt to the Guggenheim's and all. those [ __ ] live Newport Rhode. Island and Palm Beach Florida makes Bel. Air and Beverly Hills look like [ __ ]. track houses I'm talking 50 room stone.

castles marble beautiful that's the. takeaway you let's be honest you do not. feel as bad for the kids when you've. seen the homes what do you want to do. work at the gap shut. now I'm against the pedophilia in the. murder but let me tell you right now. it's a goddamn stunning estate it's a. beautiful property it's an iconic. property it's a nice place to be raped.

not I am NOT for rape but if we went. down the list of places to be sexually. assaulted Palm Beach I mean the Frank. that scandal these kids are getting. sacrificed in barns and [ __ ] it's Omaha. they were eating at Waffle House's this. is pomf [ __ ] [ __ ] Beach private. islands ranches in New Mexico limestone.

mansions right by Central Park in New. York City that's what you took away from. the there's nothing else there is I mean. you know the entirety of the story of. the entire documentary is it is is that. they divorce it from any historic. precedent of this happening before and.

when the Vicky Ward is a journalist who. when I had Whitney Webb on the program. and if you watched a Whitney web show. you know that a lot of what you learned. in the Epstein doc you previously. learned on my show and more by the way. and don't get a twisted censorships not. all about not letting the information. come out this online censorship it's. about they want to triple it out and. they want to earn all the money off it. so don't kid yourself it's not only that. they don't want it to come out they want. it to come out in their [ __ ]. miniseries they want it to come out the.

way they you know when they can profit. off it okay that's why when the F scene. story happens you know people go in to. buy the rights and these these mega. Hollywood guys get the rights to these. stories because then they're controlled. how the narrative is told to people and. the money you know so it's not just. about we don't want the info out a lot. of it is that but then some of its like. we're gonna have to put some of it out. if not all of it but we're gonna earn. the money from it.

we don't want all these independent. people you know reaching audiences and. and building any type of equity in their. own operations online we want to control. the flow of information and capital to. us so the Epstein documentary you know. in the beginning Vicki Ward who's the. journalist we don't know if we trust I. don't know Whitney's very skeptical of. her I haven't done any research into it. it does smell a little fishy she wrote.

an article about Epstein for Vanity Fair. Vanity Fair supposedly refused to. publish it but Vicki says in the. beginning she's like yep see was this. gabs be like man of mystery and so. automatically immediately in the. beginning of this series you go oh this. is a superhuman guy who's very. mysterious he's old it's oh he's a. once-in-a-lifetime figure he's just a. character with all these powers that we.

don't know how he has any of them but. he's just this island so to speak no pun. intended unto himself which isn't true. okay les Wexner is mentioned briefly. it's like in a very in a very like. barely important way and les Wexler's. kind of portrayed as a victim this. billionaire is a victim of Jeffrey. Epstein this guy who owns Victoria's. Secret and limited and j.crew I believe. I'm not sure but he owns the first two. he's a billionaire the largest most.

expensive residence in Ohio was a victim. of Jeffrey Epstein. he just got conned by this dictionary. salesman going door to door. Epstein just less Wexler just happened. to give him a mansion in Manhattan and a. ranch and all this money gave them. billions of dollars he got swindled by. Jeffrey Epstein supposedly swindled by. Jeffrey Epstein a college dropout from. New York City gets swindled well all. throughout the film we have to believe.

that everybody's being swindled and. tricked and hustled and nobody has any. clue as to what's going on and Epstein. gets a job at Bear Stearns and they find. out he never went to school and I've. seen talks his way back into Bear. Stearns and okay maybe maybe not. No and he got this job at Dalton his. prep school in New York City in our. current Attorney General bar his father. I believe hired Jeffrey Epstein to teach. math at a prep school New York City one. of the top schools in the country Dalton.

and and he got that job as a college. dropout and we're asked to believe that. all of these things and not one or two. of them but every single one is this. happenstance trickery that Jeffrey. Epstein is able to just move through all. these circles of people swindle them. take their money blackmail them. potentially we don't know but somehow. always come out of a shitstorm smelling.

like you know lilies flowers he's fine. he's able to do that we're all supposed. to believe this and we don't talk about. any historical precedent for this. there's it none of it is mentioned the. Franklin scandal is not mentioned they. do not mention any thing about Jimmy. Savile who is a BBC presenter and a. heinous pedophile sick sadistic guy and. they don't go into any of this they.

don't go into any of the credible. allegations about the kakora boys home. they don't go into any of it they don't. talk about the Catholic Church it's. pretty focused primarily on Epstein is. this man of mystery they don't talk. about blackmail operations having been. used before sexual blackmail underage. kids being used before no one brings. that up we're all supposed to just. believe that that Jeffrey Epstein just. exists on this cloud and he's floating.

above everything and that somehow he's. able to make this sweetheart deal which. lets all of his accomplices named or. unnamed how insane is that you're not. even named just anyone that was involved. anyone that had their dick out on that. island you're good. that was the deal and we're supposed to. believe that he just you know he's just. lucked into that deal and it's just what. it is just locking charles Gasperi know. that geyser CNBC's the girl you'd always.

in the poems its underfunded it's on the. fondue did other people to work there. they're not that bright you know who's. not that bright you you're not that. bright Charles because we both know. that's poor [ __ ] we know you could keep. somebody alive if you want to this was. the highest profile criminal in this. country you know in a long long long. time and the idea that like there was no. way to keep him alive he's just. completely insane you had cameras and.

cells you know the guards were asleep. and the cameras weren't working. anybody believing the official story at. this point was in on it if you're on. social media go and I think that guy. killed himself you know whether you know. you're in on it you did it but that was. the Epstein documentary people wanted me. to comment on that there's nothing to. comment on truly there's beautiful real. estate if you like real estate as I do. many of you know of listen this program. I love real estate because many of the.

people who've succeeded at it seemed to. be developmentally disabled and that. gives me hope when I watch these. television shows and I see the idiots. that are able to amass fortune selling. real estate I believe that I could. potentially have a second career real. estates a great fantasy career that I. could just sling homes to people but. that's all you're gonna get out of the. documentary the women that come forward. a brave they're they should be listened. to. it's heart-wrenching the types of girls.

that they preyed upon our girls from. broken homes that had suffered abuse I. mean it's not it's worth a watch it's. well worth watching I'm telling you that. if it wasn't I would tell you but it's. not going to alter your perception of. the events there's no real new. information it's still worth watching. but it's not so in between you know.

throwing a Molotov cocktail at Boston. Market. go and check it out it's nothing else. but to see Palm Beach it's beautiful but. that's really what it comes down to is. that you're not gonna get a real story. in any documentary you're not gonna get. the real story ever sorry you know what.

the real story is you know it was a. blackmail operation people have secret. lives they are provided with illicit. substances drugs people streams of money. they're provided with these things and. they are to be controlled by people that. want to control them and one of the ways.

you control people is by having damaging. potentially damaging information on. those people and that's what this is. it's not a huge mystery you know when. you start realizing that President. Clinton that was a governor of Arkansas. became the President of the United. States Arkansas you know at that point I. don't know what the population of. Arkansas was but you know I mean what's. the population of Arkansas now it's like. 3 million so at that point it was.

probably 1 million you know what I mean. like you know probably you know one and. a half two million people and then the. guy becomes a President of the United. States of America yeah it was 2.3. million in 1990 Arkansas one of the. smallest most inconsequential states in. the Union but he ends up the President. of the United States so you start. thinking about those things you know how. does that happen how does that happen. it's at an accident. it's an accident probably not you know I.

mean it doesn't mean that everybody is a. pedophile it just means that you know. you have leverage on people you know. Obama became the president how did that. happen you know these men were talented. they were gifted they were driven they. had all of those things I'm not. suggesting that either one of them. wasn't didn't possess superhuman. abilities but. somebody's got to sign off somebody's. got to sign off somebody's got to loosen.

the purse strings open up the vault and. give you all the money that's what. happens somebody's got to sign off does. it mean that these stars in Hollywood. aren't famous a lot of them are famous. but they got to get an opportunity. somebody's gotta you know open the door. you know you got to get that opportunity. and that's the same thing as politics. doesn't mean everybody gets it from. doing something illegal or shady but. that's certainly a possibility you know.

and they end up in the political realm. certainly a possibility so it's well. worth a watch go check it out but we. know what the story is and we just so. talk about it every week you know I. think some of you were disappointed I. just don't talk about it every week it's. it's boring we know what it is let's. figure something else out you know what. it is we're against it I mean I don't. want to tell you it's like people who. look world you talk more about dual. court sports what do you want to say we. did it we know what it is we figured it.

out I don't know day in and day out what. I'm supposed to do I don't even know why. people like you gotta have a take on. your team I mean yeah you hear it dad. you have it. I wasn't expecting from it I didn't get. anything out of it I mean that's the. take I mean guys you you you have to. start understanding there isn't going to. be a resolution here there's not going. to you guys think this is a television. show with a season finale.

or a series finale and the it's boom. it's big it's Breaking Bad the last. night we all huddle on the couch. nothing's gonna stop me from watching. this I'm getting five accidents if I. have to and abandon my car [ __ ] my. family doesn't matter I'm getting in. front of that TV cause it's all coming. to the bill is coming to tonight the. justices sir it's not no it's a show. that goes on for too many seasons where. you go oh this is silly.

yeah it's Alanna yeah I dunno. in them it's a soap opera that goes on. and on and on and when you start to look. at it like that you you just start you. get away a little bit you take a little. breather I you know I don't want to do a. show every week about the Epstein and. this one and then that one I I don't. want to break my brain many of you have. broken your brains you don't even know. it you think Donald Trump's tunnelling.

under Central Park rescuing kids you. believe things of which there are no. evidence for I'll tell you what he's. doing we're and we're inching closer and. closer to a civil war and he's pouring. gasoline on that but you guys think he's. out there tunneling and helping children. and I'm so afraid of becoming one of you. I'm so afraid of having my brain broken. it's how I make a living I earn money.

because I have a brain and I can speak. and I can understand and process things. you know some of you I just I get so. scared of becoming you I'm like what. happens just too many trips too many. trips to Reddit wherever you're going to. forums too many trips and I don't know. what happens but and it's easy it's easy. to break your brain I'm not the. healthiest eater it's not like I'm doing.

like five miles a day in a canyon like. rogue and like my brain could easily. lose out of my ear and I could become. one of you like a bumbling lunatic like. a babbling psychopath muttering about. nonsense thinking that we were just one. week away enjoy the show yeah we will we. will enjoy the show [ __ ] lunatics I. don't know what to do I just know that.

the people I know that became cops were. the same kids that were bullying. mentally [ __ ] people in my school. the same kids that were like bullying. and spitting on mentally but it's like. it's always that person who becomes a. cop when you're like oh you know. guy that used to spew remember the blind. girl you know the guy that used to spit. on her he's the sheriff. he's just sheriff now yeah used to spit. on that blind girl for no reason then.

she tried to kill herself. I mean he's listen there's great cops. out there there's great police blah blah. blah whatever disclaimer you want and I. believe that I had uncle's there were. cops and you know they they somehow. didn't kill anyone or Becht and there. were no phones so let's just say Uncle. Eddie was one of the good ones there's. no evidence of that but let's just say. he was let's just say he was you know. what I mean he was just closed to fat I. don't think I ever got out of his car.

and that helps people like the cops. shouldn't be fat they should be so fat. the cops should be the fattest people in. society so they can't do anything cops. should be 400 pounds minimum and just. drive around in [ __ ] little you know. on scooters like rascal scooter just a. morbidly obese police force of fat slobs. I hate everyone who's like why well the. cops aren't in shape that's why they're. shooting everyone they and it's like no. the cops shouldn't the cops should not. be able to get out of their car without. help they should have to be helped out.

of their car. it grew up with these fake wrestling. moves where that's what they're trying. all these chokeholds out on people. because they grew up watching this on. WWF they think they're [ __ ] Hulk. Hogan and they're killing people in the. street you know that's what it comes. down to man I'm not saying all cops are. bad but let's be honest there's a lot of. [ __ ] uh there's a lot of cops out. there that are probably you know people. get in the game because they want to. play there's a lot of cops so let me.

just say this let me just say this. there's a member of my family who's like. he's a good kid but he's like a what's. the name like an O right if you had a. name it would be like Biff you know what. I mean he's just a big oaf good heart. not a bad guy right but like in the in. the program to be a cop and you know. they got him for Christmas. they got him a shillelagh.

phileas like an Irish stick for clubbing. people they got him an old and they got. him like an old I don't think it was a. shillelagh is like a gnarled piece of. wood but I think they got him like an. old nightstick and he was so happy with. it he was just walking around the house. like just you know we were all eating. cheesecake in the living room and then. you see this kid who's in his early 20s. in the hall pretending to be people with. the nightstick because he just wants to. get out and he just wants to you know.

just stop beating people in their ribs. and he goes like this and his dad goes. just gonna come and herd through one day. he goes yeah yeah and he's swinging the. nightstick around. it's Christmas by the way gag the halls. with but he's swinging a nightstick. around cuz his perfect Christmas is that. he just wants to get out and me cap. somebody silent night he's waving the. [ __ ] night stick around he's not a.

bad guy per se but what is that guy. gonna do in a high-pressure situation. what's that guy gonna do should we maybe. not lead with the nightstick and I'm not. saying we have to emasculate police and. I don't want to you know cities being. you know patrolled by improv troupes of. a [ __ ] testosterone [ __ ] deprived. parakeet you know you know emaciated. males but let's be honest do we do do we.

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I wanted to address obsess simons oh. well shouldn't give any more press. failed bird poet cultural critic clown. critic the who criticizes pounds. revolutionary Seth Simons without. without tagging me of course I went at. me on Twitter because of my defense or.

not really a defensive Jimmy Fallon. doing blackface but when I said listen. you know some things are appropriate at. certain times some things are not and it. was about the the sketch that resurfaced. with Jimmy Fallon you know playing think. it was Chris Rock on SNL yeah and so.

Jimmy Fallon writes in 2000 while on SNL. I made a terrible decision to do an. impersonation of Chris Rock while in. blackface there's no excuse for this. blah blah blah thank you for holding me. accountable so I rode I wrote this thank. you for all thank you all for holding me. accountable which is what Fallon said. and I said is such an insane statement. it is think about that think about that. thank you all for holding me accountable. it's such an insane statement never. capitulate to a mob I've said this.

before about mobs. sometimes a mob is right it's still a. mop do you get it you know so when you. capitulate to a mob and now you either. say well what about the mobs on the. street burn and down to target here's. what it I'm not saying all those people. are right about whatever they believe in. but I'm saying they're angry and that. anger is justified the anger Jimmy. Fallon doing blackface isn't real no one.

really cares that's a big difference. there. the anger here is real no one watches. the Fallon doing blackface feels any. similarities to watching this guy get. his life taken away on [ __ ] camera by. so there's no comparison but I wrote. never capitulated to a mob [ __ ] these. people times change. what's appropriate changes that's true. and I wrote this isn't about that it's. about dragging someone because it's the. only way to feel powerful obviously we.

need a second wave a second wave of. coronavirus my little joke at the end. which a lot of Seth Simon's because he. writes about comedy doesn't understand. comedy at all and none of the none of. the I think 9,000 people who follow him. his wide reach none of those people. understand comedy either because a lot. of them were like oh yeah eight not even. eight thousand seven hundred great so a. lot of those people were like um are you. on my Twitter right now I'm logged into.

mine okay okay interesting so he uh he. quote tweets me but doesn't quote we me. doesn't tag me this is what these people. do by the way they talk endless [ __ ]. about you on Twitter and then none of. them tagged you none of them want a. response they want to this is what they. love canceling people and dragging. people because they don't want and. that's where they love t platforming cuz. no one can respond to what they say. about I don't care people make videos. I'm fat I'm grown I don't care what.

anyone does about me I'm only addressing. this because it's an interesting. conversation to have but most of the. things I find them funny I don't it. doesn't bother me I make a good living. being funny and if other people want to. talk [ __ ] about me how am I I'm not. gonna hate on them I don't respect them. I don't respect all those people out. there. I respect people I feel have talent but. it doesn't matter I'm not gonna go at. you and say you shouldn't have a. platform who gives a [ __ ] you want to. call me fat to N I do it you can do it I.

mean what do you want to do what am I. supposed to take you to court show up be. like your honor yeah see alright like I. can't even breathe oh my god. I'm all the ways and Ray comes defending. me he's there like your honor listen man. you see my client is a beautiful man. little I will garrus garrus success. simons goes the wealthiest people in.

show business should never have to. answer to anyone this is Seth's attempt. at sarcasm Seth again not great. well these people in show business. should never have to answer to anyone. blackface was appropriate in 2000 people. who upset about it aren't actually upset. about it Jesus here's the reality. blackface was done frequently by lots of. people and people laughed at it and it. was now was it appropriate in the sense. that like was it ever morally true who.

the [ __ ] you know who knows but the idea. that it wasn't done white people dressed. up as characters that were black and. imitated them you know when now looking. at that you go oh yeah that wasn't great. but to say that in the year 2000 then it. was like some deep deeply offensive. thing in the context of the time it. wasn't and I can prove it wasn't because. it was done on a mainstream show and no.

one cared. black people you know might have been. upset about it maybe they didn't have. the platform to talk about it but the. reality was it wasn't like this shocking. thing in the so when I say times change. the word [ __ ] was appropriate at a. certain point and not that it was ever. correct. it wasn't moral never calling a gay guy. a [ __ ] it was never moral but using the. word in your lexicon of words that you. used at one point was appropriate most.

people don't use that word most people I. know don't use that word all the time. now because what is appropriate changes. just changes pippy's to be like that's. gay all the time people used to be like. okay most people don't do that anymore. things evolved and the people that are. still doing that are just holding on to. these things and they're dinosaurs they. won't involve they won't make any money. and they're just going to be there dudes. good. they want to hold on to that you want to. hold on to saying the word goop or.

whatever you want to you know forever or. some other offensive thing or doing an. Asian accent fine do it. I might laugh at it I might think it's. funny but the vast majority of people. coming up in the world right now it's. hack it's over it's been done find new. ways to make people laugh that doesn't. mean you gotta go film the net but it. means you evolve okay but this guy. paints me like a Charlotte's Film Archer. because I have said that I think it's a. little you know the the priorities are. odd to me digging up old SNL skits in a.

country where 30 million people are out. of work in the last three months nobody. has any [ __ ] health insurance the. cops are murdering people the cities are. literally burning which this guy is. tweeting nothing about he's focused on. Jimmy Fallon's 2000 SNL slate of. sketches um I tweeted it's ridiculous so. then he goes B goes down in the article. and he goes this guy meaning yours truly. this guy pays the left enough lip.

service that I think a lot of people. miss where his sympathies actually lie. because I pay the left a lot of lip. service okay um my sympathies lie with. humor my job is to be funny my opinions. really don't matter and I'm truly. telling you this they don't matter I. share them with you anyway I share them. anyway some of them are funny some of.

them are not some of them are correct. some of them might not be but they're. not my jaws on my job my job is to be. funny and to process things that are. happening in real time because I have. talent I have actual talent Seth does. not have any talent it's just and and I. I'm sorry about that. I would love a bigger penis I would like. a six-pack I want a little bit more. melanin in my skin so that it doesn't. blister and boil like a disgusting Irish.

piece of [ __ ] I want a lot of things one. thing I have is talent one thing Seth. does really not have his time I. apologize that you were given none of. this. than I possess that I've worked pretty. hard to to acquire so he says that I pay. the the left lip service I pay everyone. lip service in the sense it like all I. do is flap my [ __ ] lips that's my job. dummy just so it's like it's like me. saying he pays the the left. he pays comedy finger service cuz he's.

just typing all the time right but where. my sympathies actually lie I thought. Sanders would have been a great. candidate what would have been a great. president I don't know what it could he. have gotten anything done I don't know. but he would have been a great candidate. I think people should have health. insurance. I don't think health insurance should be. a business but again I'm not a Marxist I. believe in private property private. ownership private business I believe you. should be able to lock your wet self. away from society as long as you pay. your taxes you follow the law and [ __ ]. like that. I believe you shouldn't have a secret.

government of you know dark money. pedophiles running around the world. starting Wars to enrich themselves and. their friends. I don't know draw a line around those. positions and come up with a party and. I'm that that's what I believe. draw a line around that and come up with. that I I would I would prefer if dark. money billionaires didn't arrange wars. all over the planet impoverished vast.

amounts of people rape torture murder. censor destroy everything that was good. I'd rather everything not be. corporatized and turned into an. advertisement for chase. I like independence and autonomy I think. I want to live in a Stanhope Ian future. where we all have little homes in Bisbee. Arizona and little bingos and dogs and. cats that seem to die and that somehow. never do and then just I mean IIIi don't. know but I said of Ron Bennington today. why both Rob Bennington is the best.

broadcaster in the country hands down by. the way he's my favorite person the. broadcast if you don't listen to. Bennington you're an idiot. I grew up listening to Bennington I. listen to him constantly he has a better. take on most things than most people. I've been listening to him since I'm 14. years old. and I called him to a show today which. is an honor to do to talk to the guy and. that's why everybody oh you. this celebrity in that celebrity being. able to call in around Bennington and. perform around Bennington means more to. me than any of these [ __ ] people um.

that I that I did I see or be there in. LA or the Comedy Store with Channing. Tatum Diggs you're funny who gives a. [ __ ]. is he gonna face [ __ ] me later probably. not so the reality is but I was talking. about it in today and I was describing. what I think the world was gonna look. like it he goes he goes most people. describe a world where they would they. they're gonna participate in it he goes. this is not a world for you I said not. at all the world that's coming will not. be a world for me and that's okay I'll. I'll perch myself on the outside of it.

and do what I have to do because the. world that's coming is a world where the. Internet's flattened everybody. individuality is just not going to. matter as much as it can't it can't it. just won't I'm not telling you right or. wrong I'm telling you what's gonna. happen. people have been flattened their. formative experiences some are rich and. poor and there's vast differences in the. way that people grow up and and the. level of privilege they have or whatever. but because everything is online. many of these people's formative.

experiences and cultural interactions. are very similar so you know when you go. out to dinner with people it's hard now. to find a real character. just what I was telling Bennington like. a real character where it's like you. know the expression used to be like what. were you raised in a barn who is this. guy who is this person somebody that was. just a thumb their nose at every social. convention that came from nowhere that. got off some bus and you're like what. the [ __ ] is this prayer you're gonna see.

a lot less of that because everybody's. been flattened it's gonna get boring but. maybe it'll be better maybe the. individuality you know and and again I. don't care I have no I have no say in. which way it goes but maybe with a lot. of that individuality came uncertainty. and risk and you know there's you know. Jeffrey Epstein was an individual you. know can't say he wasn't so the reality. is the future that's coming is not a. future that I'll feel terribly. comfortable in but that's why I do the.

job I do because I can kind of perch. myself on the outside of it. so Seth does this think. so what's interesting is in the thread. this is something I didn't realize was. gonna happen somebody posted a reddit. thing from Chris Gethard and this kind. of struck me as odd because Chris. Gethard was a friend of mine I I don't. hate Chris Gethard but I thought this. was very strange that this was done and. I and I will read this comment this was.

a Chris Gethard answered one of his fans. on reddit who I guess asked why the. election night special that I filmed. with Ray Kampf and Chris did not air me. and look at this somebody somebody. somebody comments I love it they go he. said blackface was appropriate in 2000. shaking my head well where were you in. 2000 I mean it's like I didn't say I. wasn't doing it in the year 2000 I was.

doing cocaine and selling subprime. mortgages I wasn't a [ __ ] loser I. didn't do that to 2004 doesn't matter. the point is that so Chris Gethard. writes this thing which I fight and I'll. read it to you and I found this to be a. little disappointing and I'll go into it. I'm not gonna make a huge thing out of. it so this again somebody asked where. this election special was and and if you. know anything about me and Ray in the. show the election special with Chris. Gethard to send it into chaos to send it. into a hellscape why because me and Ray.

were brought in now picture this Chris. Gethard is an improv comic who does. stand-up he's more of a storyteller he. had a show for many years me and him. shared the same manager Chris introduced. me to the manager I would go on the road. with Chris Chris is a very creative guy. he's um um you know very open and honest. about his struggles with mental illness. and things like that you know I always. used to kid around like how mentally. elizy cuz my mother has really.

schizophrenia but you know she's not you. know in Rolling Stone you know she. doesn't have an HBO special you know but. I'm not saying it he doesn't suffer from. it I'm sure he does I'm just saying. there are levels you know so many of his. much of his fanbase also struggles with. mental illness let's be honest I used to. open for him they come they sit on the. floor they said. indian-style you know it's in every show. you feel like you're performing in a. rehab and that's okay but that's what it. is right and he lives in kind of this. terror of being cancelled by them.

because that's his bread and butter. that's where he makes his money and I. understand that so a lot of these fans. are not in love with yours truly and. they they were at one point they have to. Donald Trump won the election these. people then decided that anyone that. wasn't going to tweet 20 times a day. about how insane it was and that we were. now living in hell and as a white guy. I'm supposed to go on Twitter every day.

and be more offended and more effective. than minorities which is what I found. ridiculous. so me and Ray Lewis will pick for this. and I've told this story before on the. show but we're telling it again because. I was kind of shocked by this comment a. little shocked man um me and Ray show up. because they said us you know again I. used to write these long screams on. Facebook that were very funny I had no. money I was making $15 an hour not even. as a tour guide in New York City for 40. hours of work does about two hundred and.

eighty dollars after taxes and. everything it's horrible which is why. I've always said working people get. [ __ ] right now I'm doing that I make. tips I may maybe make fifty $100 a day. cash tips but you know me I got dinner. and it's over right so I should have you. know but I had enough money to survive. but I was like not making any money but. I write these long screeds about like. defending billionaires and it was. hilarious you know and how people didn't. deserve money and everything was very. very funny and it was all very very. funny and everyone thought it was funny. cuz it was very funny was it political. they're not pulling a butt tour guide.

talking about you know mansions and. homes and and they're all on a tumblr. I'll share them whatever none of them. are political. um and then occasion I'd poke holes in. like something like when people would be. like say something political that was. always far to the left. I would always challenge it right same. way if somebody's far to the right yeah. I would chat I would just challenge. things to poke holes in things and that. was all okay up until Donald Trump won. the election and at that point people.

were like oh my god this is. dangerous this rhetoric is dark you're. part of the problem is people like you. that got Donald Trump elected it's. people like you that are the reason. things are blah blah blah and it was. like it was like I was like stunned by. like the about-face turned in a lot of. these people made not really I wasn't. affected so much but like just look at. what comedy then went through after the.

election people are coming after. comedians canceling people and it became. this political battleground that it had. never been and I'm not gonna ignore him. talk about it because we all know what. it was like in every podcast was full of. these discussions and debates you know. about PC culture and all this [ __ ]. so Chris called me and he goes I want. you to come election night I'm doing a. show and I'm doing a show on election. night and I want you and Ray Kampf to. show up because Hilary's gonna win and.

you guys are gonna be like the heels and. it's gonna be hilarious to have you guys. come in and be like these we were never. Trump supporters neither one of us cares. I mean it's like I didn't care I mean. now I mean with the cities burning it's. like yeah but a lot led up to Trump I. don't I don't think Trump's good for the. country yet in the same way that I. wouldn't have Caitlyn Jenner be the. president or anyone I know primarily. from my television set right so so he.

calls me up and he goes come by you and. you and I forget the way he worded it. but he's like you and Comp are gonna be. the like you're gonna deliver like this. hard-edged realism I'm gonna read he was. commenting he describes it better he's. more eloquent about this particular what. he wanted out of this night so me and. come come in barging in and you know. dialing it up being me and come to fat. loud guys on a set with a bunch of very. very liberal very left-wing improv.

comedy people there's a guy next to me. dressed like a banana you get it there's. a lot of white women we know how great. they are so it's it's all these people. some of them are very talented right. were talented so it's just me and Ray. doing exactly what we were told to do. which is to come in and be bombastic and. you know like Ray's eating these cheese. balls and I'm just kind of going off and.

just being funny saying everything I can. to be funny at one point a girl stands. up and she starts going I'm just so. worried Trump wins and I'm like wait. wait where you grow up let's get real. cuz could tell she was a rich kid and I. was just doing crowd work with her like. hey let's be honest where did you live. what is your father. you know her father's brother CEO Boeing. you know it's worried about Trump so. pointing out that hypocrisy was fun so. now this was this was funny for the very.

beginning right now even in the very. beginning things weren't breaking the. way that everyone thought they were. gonna break but there was still a lot of. hope so in the beginning it was it was. happening the way that everyone wanted. Tim and Ray are they're they're being. bombastic they're being funny and as the. night wore on it got less funny and. we're weren't hard to be funny right now. everybody else has decided to you know.

they're upset or they're upset I'm not. upset I'm on the front of my phone true. Michael whose it s now everyone else. crying they're all crying and I'm like I. call drew that's what me and drew were. like best friends and I called he called. me and he's like snickering laughing and. he's like you know here's why we all. thought it was funny not because anyone. loved Trump but because the idea that. like all of these liberals were like so. confident you ever have a friend that's. so confident they're gonna [ __ ] this.

chick or this dude or whatever it is and. then for whatever reason they just get. shut down and it's hilarious because it. just shuts them down and and these are. people that have just been eight years. of Obama drone striking people and you. know financial crime going on knowing it. you know and they don't care cuz Obama's. on Ellen or whatever so it's just this. neoliberal like Yas Queen stops lay. [ __ ] and like all of it you know every. argument fillery Clinton's candidacy was. faulty I have.

only good one I was the only Hillary uh. advocate of her and I did advocate for I. said give her the job because she's a. murderer. that's and I said she should win because. she's a murderer and she's just get like. it's just cuz I knew now I didn't vote. for I didn't vote for anyone but I knew. that Trump was going to inspire this. cult-like devotion of people who think. that he's doing any something he's not.

gonna do anything right I know people. that like know him from New York I know. like not to say that super inside. whatever but like the guy easy he. doesn't what do you what do you think's. happening here so I knew that like this. guy was just the revolution wasn't. coming and then I also I made the only. good argument failure Clint which was a. hilarious argument which was it she was. an old crook and a murderer and you. should just give her the job it's one of. my jokes I say in stand-up I said when. you kill enough people you should just. get the job of President they should. just make a serial killer the president.

because that's all you have to do is. just kill large swaths of people and. then go eat chicken Barbra Jean that's a. job you eat you kill if you do my. country and then you go to the residence. and you go good this Brussels sprouts. are good now that's just what it is. right or wrong good or bad more that's. what it is and it's funny to point those. things out that's funny I didn't create. the system but when you put it out cuz. it's what you would talk to your friends. about you'd smoke a joint your backyard.

you know here's what I think this thing. is I'm just killing a bunch of people. and eating dinner it's what it is. and Hillary can she can certainly do. that so they are all starting to get. really upset and they start yelling at. me because I'm not upset they start to. like police my emotions you know to use. a [ __ ] Twitter [ __ ] term and I. just start laughing in their face. nothing makes someone angrier then when.

you laugh in their face I hate it when. you laugh in someone's face unless it's. you know it's my job you have to laugh. in my face I'm a comedian when you so. they're they're like crying so. throwing themselves on the floor a. banana is sitting next to me and he's. crying. someone is dressed like a banana and. they're crying how do you not laugh now. I'm dead serious. how do you not laugh at a banana in. tears next to you yeah because this is.

what Chris would deal would be like I'm. helping all these young comics by having. them dress up like fruit and sit on the. set of my show fine great whatever you. want to do you know that's how we would. help people ego you're gonna be a grape. some guy would sit during a grape suit. and he'd be like that's Gary the grape. you know whatever hey I'm not judging. but so somebody asked him why this. episode wasn't released crisco's we. would have released it if it was as. simple as the party I don't like one.

unfortunately the timing of everything. made things bad creatively and morally. for me not as an individual but as a. creator of a community of creative. people this is when we start realizing. that this is a call when you start. saying things like as the creator of a. community of creative people like you. are there you secure there I'm like. you're going to curate all of their. experiences you have to shield them from.

certain things you have to protect them. you are their father you gave birth to. them this is language that I've always. felt very weird sort of uncomfortable. with this type of language uhm the. obvious bit was that Hillary was gonna. win and Tim would come on to be our. splash of water in the face bringing. things back to reality in the very funny. way he was so good at back then da da da. da da back then right cuz I'm so. different now than I was at all so to.

get this out of the way and I don't want. to dive deep into it although it's a 7. paragraph thing on reddit. I don't want to dive deep into what 2016. Tim was a friend of mine in a creative. allied mine I don't know that's is true. in 2020. so keep the contacts in mind that he's. grown in ways it separated us I've seen. Chris since I saw him at a wedding. we were very nice to each other he. brought his baby to the wedding which. you don't do and everyone at the wedding. was offended by the. it's a very de classe move to bring your.

baby to a wedding your newborn to a. wedding you either leave someone home. with it or you leave it with family or. you have someone want but you don't. bring your newborn baby to a wedding. which was absurd but I don't blame him. because he's a sweet guy but he's not a. Kennedy so he doesn't like you know the. rules of decorum are not you know I get. it it is what it is you just don't show. up with a baby in a playpen is this not. what it is okay. but I saw him at the wedding he's a. sweet guy I like his wife he's talented. I'm not [ __ ] on him at all I was I. was kind of shocked by this comment was.

it was strange to me so he goes I don't. know that so he goes instead of the plan. five that his bit would have created. things broke how they did and he stick. took a much darker turn it came off even. darker and more aggressive than it. usually did he looked bad for it I. looked bad for showing up and doing what. I was asked to do which was be a. comedian on a comedy show that was. taking place during election night where. there were two potential winners one of. them who've who won so I look bad for.

being asked to do or for doing what I. was asked to do I can't believe he's. responding to reddit comments by the way. this is shocking to me that he responded. to torretta comments like this. I was completely shell-shocked with the. results after twelve hours of being on. camera and physically and mentally shut. down for a few minutes and lost control. of the show now who was one of my. dearest friends got into a shouting. match with Tim which I think I enjoyed. and I think she did do neither looked. good there were a few female performers. on camera at the time who wound up in a. battle with Tim over the tenor of his.

comments in relation to Hillary being. female by the way I was calling Hillary. a murderer all night and they objected. that I had mentioned she was a woman. again so before he had finished his. thoughts and found the comedic twist on. them which is fair chris is being fair. to me there's trying to be funny those. performers didn't look good a few. audience members jumped up and grabbed. Mike's who express their emotions they. had very good points but ultimately they. did not good then afterwards comedy was. still scheduled to happen and it was not. a fair environment to stage comedy in. and none of these performers looked good.

[Music]. here's the reality you know I pity. people that live in constant fear of. being canceled I don't live in concert. here being canceled I haven't set up my. career like that. I have not arranged my career in a. manner that gives people the power over. my career other than my fans people. listen to the show and the people that. buy ticket to see me live I feel bad for. people who don't know whether Chris is.

in that situation or not I believe he is. and some of that's not his fault some of. it is just he came up at a time where. you needed you know and even though. Chris is you know independent of the. business to an extent he does a lot of. things on public access I still feel. like he's terrified of his fan base. because they're not mentally well a lot. of these people that he's you know it's. not only about comedy it's comedy plus. comedy plus mental illness so I mean he. used to show me he gets calls and texts. and emails people threatening to kill.

themself I'm een it's a very tough thing. when you make yourself of that so I. understand he wants to protect people. and whatever but to say that I was a. creative collaborator and a friend of. his and now I've grown in ways that have. separated us I certainly have grown a. ways that have separated him but like. the idea that like I am that my schtick. is somehow different now than it was or. that I am some type of dangerous or dark. I still respect Chris they still think. he's funny I had shank Gillis on my show.

Shane had said something about Chris on. his podcast which got reported by one of. these scumbags who wrote articles about. Shane and I brought up Chris and I. didn't say that Chris was a friend I. just said and you had a thing with Chris. Gethard and Chris got very angry with me. he's like why wouldn't you say that we. were friends by the way this is recently. when did I Shane on God that was in. November right yeah so this is not like. a long time Innes is pretty recently. Chris was angry that I didn't present it. like we were friendly you know and I.

didn't even realize that I was like. sorry Chris I wasn't even thinking you. know I respect you blah blah blah but. you know I I wasn't thinking like that. so he at that point he was but now he's. kind of like on reddit he's like well. he's grown in ways that have separated. out and he was good and when he said. that he was like he was really good at. that back then the type of comedy he did. he was really good. at it back then and it's like nothing's. different you changed your audience.

changed what they wanted out of comedy. changed and I've been consistent the. whole way through I'm here to make you. [ __ ] laugh I'm here to entertain you. so to me to write this entire threat and. again you know all of this is done so. that I can't respond all of this is is. written in a way outside of the public. view so that I don't have anything to. say so that I look like some crazy. right-wing lunatic or whatever I don't.

care how I look but like it's just funny. to me make a public statement about it. I'm fine like that's totally cool put it. on Instagram put it on Facebook say. somebody wanted to know why this wasn't. released here's what it is but to put it. on on on reddit and just having somebody. send it to me where this guy's going. like yeah Tim was really good back then. at comedy but now he's grown in ways. that I don't really I support and it's. like it's it's kind of a cowardly thing. to do he also took down the video.

I did a very funny video on a show um. where I was telling people not to vote. and to marry for money it was very funny. he yanked it off YouTube because he said. that the black kid in it Justin was. getting harassed by some alt-right troll. which was kind of hilarious is like what. does somebody send him a DM i man so. here's my problem it it's not I don't. have a [ __ ] talking fast here and [ __ ]. this and [ __ ] Chris or whatever because. I don't feel like that I think Chris the.

creative unique guy that lives in fear. of his fanbase turning on him and then. that is a massive that's a massive issue. um and and I just want to say I like. Chris and whatever and I have no problem. with him and if he doesn't like me. because Trump won an election that's. okay and I feel that saddens me because. I'm still doing the same County Chris. has helped people he's he's made he's.

given funny people a platform whatever. he gave me a platform and I'm grateful. for that and I respect that but if. you're gonna ask me to go on a show and. not think it's. funny that a guy dressed like a bananas. crying I I can't help you I don't know. what to tell you you know so we're gonna. wrap it up like this god bless everybody. be nice just be nice. what do you have to do out there other. than just be [ __ ] nice that's the.

only thing you should do in this planet. just be nice if you see somebody that's. frowning strap on their throat now I. mean listen I'll tell you this folks. Epstein Doc's well worth watch sorry the. Chris Gethard I. I mean I would love to release cuz yes. nobody looked good he's right nobody. looked good that is comedy it's actually.

probably very funny it's actually. probably great and unfortunately it. won't see the light of day which is okay. but I would have I would have preferred. that somebody make comments about me in. a public forum or be honest with me or. have a conversation with me and not. write a 7 paragraph thing on Reddit and. and you know try to distance himself. from me as much as possible um it's ok I. mean it is what it is you know I've. always wanted to entertain real people I.

don't I don't ever you know I I just you. know so I'm not super concerned with. like uh you know the comedian's that I. like respect me you know the guys that I. really respect and girls I really. respect they respect me but I just find. that you know this is just advice for. anyone in any creative field don't build. a castle made of like cancelable sand.

like don't be terrified because me Chris. did funny [ __ ] together and then to pull. it off YouTube and then to say that like. I can't release this or whatever. nobody looked good or whatever you know. to me it's just like it's childish and. it just shows akiza he's an adult he's. gonna he has a kid which you shouldn't. bring the weddings but you have a kid. be an adult just be an adult you got. enough money you can say hey I don't. like Tim Dylan now because Trump won and. now I find him offensive or he went on.

Infowars or whatever the case may be but. like I will never say like I don't like. Chris for that I don't grow I'm not. grateful to Chris bringing me on the. road when I was a young comic and I. would never say Chris isn't funny now he. was funny then but he's not funny now I. would so like I didn't do anything so. it's odd to me that he would you know. say that about me on on reddit it's very. interesting um and of course I you know.

says Simon Says all my love and respect. you know I mean what are you gonna do. you know and uh listen man here's a deal. to anybody out there that has to make a. living watching comedy and and and. reading about it and watching it and. paying attention to it and then. commenting on it you guys deserve all. your money you deserve all your [ __ ]. money I mean I not a aim for me and for.

me you know I'm a real estate investor. okay okay I'm a real estate investor I. am really not even a comedian I'm barely. a podcaster I have a jewelry company. that is massive and it's a direct. marketing sales company was the best. high-quality low-cost jewelry for the. American family I'm a real estate.

investor I have I of a IIIi I'm a dealer. in iconic properties big ticket items. and that's where I'm an expert all right. folks. good luck out there until next week. again not shooting on Chris like Chris a. little disappointed in him. but that's okay that is okay I respect. him I wish him the best.

no baby at the wedding.