#184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show it is Tim Dylan we are here. from our new studio which is a work in. [ __ ] progress keep your mouth shut. keep your criticisms down you there's no. such thing as constructive criticism. from any of you so shut up Roger Deakins. what's the chime man he can who the hell. is that. he's one of most famous cinematographers. in the world shut up you haven't been. introduced. they know me Ray's been in LA three days. walking around telling everybody how.

Hollywood works okay we're here in the. new studio from an undisclosed location. so none of you [ __ ] people get cute. and [ __ ] show up and we're very. excited to be doing video because I know. it's very important for the people on. YouTube who get this show absolutely for. free who pay nothing they demand video. and then you're gonna but they're not. gonna like you're getting a yachtie back. I like the background yeah I wanna. listen it's all gonna it's all coming. together it's all coming together folks.

okay as Ray said once during what the. best bomb I've ever seen was Ray in a. winery in Cape May New Jersey. do you remember knives right yeah West. Cape May New Jersey thank you for. clarifying West Cape May New Jersey a. fan of this show yeah had booked us they. booked me it explicably yeah he wanted. us to come down to do a show we thought. potentially there'd be fans of the. podcast right in Cape May New Jersey not.

only was that not the case the room was. like older wine people it trashy though. trashy but not not our kind of trashy. not our fan right nobody that would. enjoy this Billy Joel fans more right. right Billy Joel fans right but but like. turn on him because he has the support. of trumpet yeah those are the types of. people you write write a song about. Trump [ __ ] remake piano man about Trump.

you [ __ ] like they like the idea of. breeze Springsteen until he writes a. song about a cop getting shot yeah I. a cop shooting a black guy they don't. like that they listen to you know born. in the USA and think it's like the. biggest Pro America song in the world. yeah. they don't like 41 shots yeah let me. tell you right now I saw Bruce. Springsteen amazing with the best. concerts at the Madison Square Garden. East Reeb and 1999 with my friends Aunt.

Deb and Deb took us and he did that so. 41 shots about amadou diallo okay boy. did that cool the room boy did that cool. the room everybody was really into it. and then he was like full-on shots and. you could tell people in this walking. milling around going to get see gonna. have a cigarette yeah I was just. reaching for as well yeah and it's like. you know the people like there was no. course for them to sing now so they were. just like he had it comin supposed to do.

easy so those are the types of people in. Cape May New Jersey and then we [ __ ]. go out right you know and you went up. and you had an epic bomb you started out. talking about and that's really I ripped. something and they went well well no you. you're right you had one great riff it. was a sentence and it really went well. do you remember what it was I don't I'm. leaving if that perhaps I don't know.

whatever it was it was instantly. pleasing to that they were like indeed. when they laughed and then you made a. joke about heroin yeah I've been doing. this bit about you know it's not heavy. thing is I love the bit it's just about. heroin addicts like you know at least. they can make new friends in their 30s I. love that bit it's a good bit thank you. now the people at Cape met I guess their. kids are just dropping like flies right. those are the stuff I do heroin jokes. now but now it's gone the other way. we're even the parents of the kids who.

died don't care any more than like. charade did that and they they turned on. him they so yelling like move on move on. right they're like move on move on and. then you dug deeper and deeper and then. he got to a point we go listen to me you. can't just say you're brought up heroin. your fat we hate you when you looked at. them anyone and so all coming together. for. it's all coming together and then one of. the greatest things ever you started.

going into this bit about feminism. alright and rage is a progressive guy he. doesn't appear progressive he doesn't. sound progressive in many progressive. people wish you would just not say. anything just go away you know you think. you think they're mad at Romans. endorsement what about you know so. here's like I lost Marianne Williamson I. love if you married Marianne but so Ray.

then he does have been about feminism. where the basic gist of the bid is you. go you can't just say hey like rights. don't work explain the bit but it's like. you know it's the one basically I was. friend from the island who's talking. about it was basically like basically. hey like we you know we gave you the. right to vote all right and you're like. that's not a right word yeah that's not. our rights work you can't turn around. and one of my favorite lines in the bit. which is just an aggressive line yeah is.

you go we we stop fisting you on the. subway and so they just a group an older. crowd of wine drunks just hear him. they're not listening anymore to every. word and every nuance if they ever were. so they just hear you talking about. fisting on the subway right and then. I've never heard this in any comedy show. I've done and it's hilarious a loud. course of booze filled with this. literally they went get off get off get. off get off. guitar into get off and he then sat down.

he finished up and sat down but it was. an epic bomb in the way that it was so. much more entertaining than most. people's specials now that's the problem. with comedies it's one of the least. entertaining things you could put your. put you could focus your eyes on. literally anything is funnier literally. anything people look I ever knew special. no one cares I mean good good for you. we're proud of you but not I mean it's.

just not I mean no one's even putting. themselves out there is it's so much of. just like it's the kindest. it's such milquetoast Miller Road yeah. like what are we doing here right I mean. look Chappelle I love it but it's it's a. certain level of like I know I'm gonna. be doing the controversial thing right. now yeah I mean look it's cliche we. talked about someone I'm a Carlin guy I. go back it it was like he had a point he. was making a point he wasn't holding.

back but there was there was a. construction of the of the joke that was. young intricate it was funny but you. know he but he was he's also like. conveying he's not Chomsky but he wasn't. Chappelle's doing that tell no she pal. is yeah it just feels a little more like. I feel like Carlin was trying to be like. but he also wasn't dealing with this. world culture [ __ ] whatever it is it's. just like nobody it's rare that we need. an hour from anyone unless they are.

Chappelle right unless you're a legend. it's like tough tanita so it's like when. I watched that bomb and I put on. Instagram and people are like they're. invested in it because they're watching. something happen that what's interesting. about is like you don't know which ways. it's gonna go yeah Wow what's happening. right and with the comedy special you. know it's relatively good because that's. why it people somebody put it out right. right it's part of the problem is that. so many comedy fans it's not their fault. yeah we love them but like they want a. lot of timing like the edge of your.

stuff or whatever like you're dealing. with that was wrong because you're. dealing people who like why am I even. watching this right what am i watching. maniac like that that level of just kind. of well yeah I mean we took register. raising they're like he's here he's. visiting we go down to to Nobu in Malibu. which is a sushi obviously a hot spot in. Malibu right on the water beautiful we. don't have reservations right go in. we're like do you have anything for two. they go yeah the sushi bar like face.

face the wall you to face the wall. logics the rapper is walking out of. there I would not even even know who he. isn't old right number one he's white. and I know that he says the N word a lot. because he has a black parent god bless. him but it's your white so whatever but. I get it and he walks out like you know. and I'm like God good for him. and then he wasn't saying the n-word in. noble I'm just saying I've noticed that. you know he has that lice that was you. and I don't know it was me that was me. and we go in there and and ray first of.

all it's no longer sunset it's dark you. can't see anything. no booze like infested with celebrities. and other people that don't want to be. like filmed ray does the craziest thing. I've ever seen in my life. he swivels around in the chair at the. sushi bar which by the way they put us. into sushi bar to face the wall so that. nobody would have to see us eating. forbidden fish cuz you know what sushi.

is you slurp it with your fingers yeah. and nobody nobody needs to see ray or. myself playing with soy sauce you know. so they go face the wall he turns around. with his phone and starts filming the. restaurants it's absolutely true you. know that's why you're laughing say it's. a [ __ ] Horror Show first of all where. we're conspicuous in there already I'm. not a low profile keep it low keep it. low he turns out with his phone and he's.

our driver and I go what the [ __ ] are. you doing I say you can't do this this. is crazy gonna try to tell everyone what. happened as a preface you've taken me. very nice restaurant I've never you know. you've never done this before I may be. the famous me lost your mind people you. had a moment of temporary insanity with. this I was only thinking about my. girlfriend Lucy okay that's sweet but.

she's like shoot them to film a. restaurant magic is I understand that. there's regular people I think if it. would have been wrong in a sizzler which. we were in earlier next to the fat store. if you took out a phone in a sizzler and. did that it would be also wrong and. probably criminal architecture I. understand that a man such as yourself.

should not be filming people and arrest. it was a picture was filming not a. documentary I wasn't trying to get like. some I wouldn't try to do some round and. pedophilia documentary in Nobu I'm just. [ __ ] trying like you know get like. show her the woods very nice here I. understand what you're trying to do but. it was a moment of temporary session you. were completely insane I forgot about. this place be if we mean you could just. walk in because we've talked about it.

before nice restaurants are the only. thing that can't legally keep us out. right. that's why food is our only luxury we've. discussed this before people say why do. you like nice redwood then you let me in. your Country Club with that and I won't. be as fat I can't go anywhere else I. can't get on someone's jet. I can't just Walsh in to bel-air and. walk through the gates and enjoy myself. the only thing that so far legally they. cannot stop me and you from doing is.

going to a nice restaurant it is the. only luxury for the poor I get beaten up. on fatty I'm not that positive fat. activist I get it it's bad for you of. cause diabetes I know everybody's trying. to be better out there maybe some people. aren't but whatever none of us are happy. being fat that's the other thing how. many people are actually happy being fat. not a lot you know some people are can. tend to be slobs sure but like this. whole idea that there's a lot of people. being like I'm fat and deal with it it's.

just not how it's gross I mean the. millionaire's are doing it but not. people on a bus nobody on a public bus. is thrilled to be a fat ass yeah no one. wants it nobody wants nobody who's poor. and fat is like look at this [ __ ] it's. called confidence no no one's doing that. in a Walmart what it is is millionaires. who are like just gonna put it out there. and make money doing it well it's really. also keep eating our poison right you. know it's like hey you gonna put down. that macaroni and cheese fatty yeah. swallow it yeah this is that like that.

there's an interest in it whatever they. want you eating salad like who would the. dole corporation is not the biggest. consortium and [ __ ] bits about it we. were raised a lot of our generation and. it doesn't this doesn't justify. eating this [ __ ] now and it doesn't. justify not changing your life but our. and I've said it before and I say it. onstage our boomer parents fed us poison. we were the fast food generation right.

in a way that kids growing up today are. not I mean we were we were people at. birthday parties in fast food places are. there are formative years well before. even supersize me which was right there. was a big turning point where they. started to at least show they try with. it was eat there was a level of shame. we're like that we're gonna make sounds. more prominent and we're gonna try like. I was on that guy's podcast bar lock and. they didn't he to himself and no one can.

remember that yeah he went out there and. he's like I've acted in a propensity but. you feel like as much as I didn't do. anything to fast food yeah there was. still a level of like yet you're still. gonna eat this stuff fatty but like I. they weren't even showing salad I mean. if kids don't even have them and then. like when they had a salad shaker yeah. there was like a shank. make sure you he's poor like you know. 3/4 of his distraught but a guy that. says make this [ __ ] illegal or whatever. but I am saying when your kid and you.

grow up in these environment eating this. type of food it is it is not good and I. feel like a lot of kids today aren't. because people are more educated now. right about food. they're more educated but it is a luxury. for the poor food is a luxury for poor. people it's the one thing you can do it. mean even even a nice Kraft macaroni and. cheese it's a nice shut up now you're. now you're going let's just use. McDonnell not gonna cosign that why I. what I'm saying. but butter it eat my butter what I'm.

saying is stop stop talking about Kraft. macaroni and cheese jesus [ __ ] christ. my point is that even a poor person can. can wrangle enough money to go put a. stake in their throat wouldn't be like. steak and a baked potato in their throat. if there's no McDonald's be well know. that McDonald's really isn't a luxury ok. it's a necessity I guess for certain. people whatever but my point is that. that's why you will you go to Nobu that.

can. keep us out they can't they can't you. know when we walk in here they can't go. excuse me you think us in a back room. and beat the [ __ ] out of us sure they. can't do that yet yet it's coming I'm. sure it's coming right they'll find a. way to lock it all that you've you've. been in LA now for three days what are. your what are your thoughts on the. geography on the area. what's your there is a tremendous amount. more horror than I anticipated I thought. I thought really the horror would be. that there's this kind of seamy.

underbelly of this wealth like we like. the reason when you go to New York we're. like oh I guess he's rich people but. like it's a little shading and probably. you know doing some with strokes no like. you're literally driving through Black. Hawk Down to get to Hollywood there are. certain parts of LA where the apocalypse. has happened yeah it's happened there. are tent cities you have medieval living.

situations in terms of like no no. [ __ ] bathrooms no running water and. then you have diseases coming back that. have been gone for years things like. dysentery that come from filthy living. conditions and I think our uber driver. said today to us before she went on a. rant about the Jews remember that she. goes the Beverly Hills she goes he's. owned by the Jews at all Jews I was like. okay she told us it was a hundred and.

forty five thousand homeless people in. Los Angeles. I estimated a little bit lower when we. went to skid row yeah cuz ray just look. at his Skid Row is I'm thinking how. these people there's a few hundred. people helpless people helpless man. first of all we got to skid row we. rolled the window down and three people. emerge from a tent went ray and that's. when we had to leave because I said I. don't know how many people are very. specific families you're the only guy. that ate at Nobu that could have went to.

skid row and also fit in there perfectly. absolutely perfectly but I mean how do. you fit. that problem it's hard yeah I mean you. have to I mean there's no projects here. which is whether they're right there are. probably there is public housing okay. but not like Tower comes there's a lot. of people I mean the idea of this is. problems with vertically placing cheap.

housing or poor housing for the poor but. you know it seems so I'm just saying. there are pitfalls that you know to that. method of doing by the other day like. how else you gonna do it we have a. hundred forty five thousand people and. it's like how much worse is it zanten. see they talk about like how like oh. yeah like you might get mugged people. get mugged in the hallway because you. know the visibility and like the corners. and like and the kind of diffusion of. responsibility it happens when you live. in this big building and you're not. paying like your own rent I think yeah.

yeah sure but like dysentery botulism. yeah that's occurred on the streets like. maybe we deal with that when we come to. it you know yeah those things are a lot. worse but what are some of the positives. other than the return of the diseases. the post-apocalyptic kind of hellscape. oh it's lovely I want move here there. are nice things about it I mean the way. they're unleashing things but let's not. spend too much time on the breakdown of. society right the fall of a civil.

society in a fall of a social order. let's not spend an inordinate amount of. time on that when there are so many. positives is reality if you think if. you're gonna experience the end of the. world on the front line which these. people are why not do it in a place with. a nice climate it has a beautiful. climate it's wonderful that's what. people don't talk about when they talk. about our inability to house hundreds of. thousands of people who then [ __ ] on the. street right they don't mention that it. is a nice climate here honestly they.

don't balance it out and go but. dysentery but plague is back but lovely. weather I'm living in a better place. than I was when we first did the podcast. yes I talk about I think I was talking. about frequently how I I might say now. I'm not saying it's good row where I was. living I'm not trying to but I live in a. windowless room which in the summer got. incredibly hot and. and just disgusting and plus I never. threw my garbage out so like would it be.

worse to live on the street in Skid Row. maybe like on the you know again the. diseases and the micro bacteria but I. feel like yeah it's like it's like. camping in the fall it's nice know is. your living situation when I first met. you and in your driving situation I mean. you drove a car where the window was. broken the window it roll around and it. was broken and the first time I met you. so he there was no heat in the car and. he said we have to smoke cigarettes to. keep ourselves warm right and that's. when I kind of picked up the occasional.

ciggy again side quit four years I quit. smoking cigarettes four years I was. actually still drinking and smoking pot. before I stopped smoking cigarettes. right I got rid of cigarettes and then I. met ray and it's not your fault yeah but. I met you and then driving back to Long. Island. you were like listen we don't have heat. in the car but here's what we can do we. can smoke cigarettes on the way back to. Long Island and I thought that was a. fair compromise and a good way to get. heat and then we would always go to that.

taco bell/pizza hut or a diner right. talk about pizza from the tag Robo you. had the Taco Bell because that was it. was 3 a.m. there wasn't a lot open at. that point no and then we would sit in. the in the parking lot of the talk about. Pizza Hut and recap the evening right. nachos Bell Grande you've you know. what's crazy about this area to me is. that it gets a little worse even since.

I've been here it just creeps in there's. a few more tents right a guy with a. shopping cart going down the block yeah. and it's more and more and you wonder. how long that takes until there's some. type of breaking point well I think. because we went to skid row but that was. like a second day but like on the way. from LAX it's just a Hollywood like. who's there in a nicer area it's even. worse because you're prepared for skid. row right and it's like and in the level. of like oh these are these people are.

like I'd to bring its it's sad but like. just the kind of level of gradual horror. and decay. just think about a lot of people's kid. Rosie did seem happy there at look there. was a there was a there isn't and this. is just an observation I'm not saying. that don't you know be like I'm saying. the outward appearance of a lot of these. people was they were jubilant probably. didn't work I think they're getting a. buzz on a bit but it makes you think. about life it really does yeah you go.

down skid Road suppose horrible. conditions ever and there are people. there that are dancing and they're happy. and then you meet people that live in. these big beautiful homes and they're. not that happy. we've usual [ __ ] Bernie Sanders and [ __ ]. all you people that think you just need. everything you can make do with less. you'll be fine let it go manage. expectations this is what your. expectations are killing you you expect.

a good life stop that. enough of that you think about the yarn. today yacht you want how much is the gas. to fill it up right you didn't think. about that you don't think it's it's a. it's a burden you don't think about. right but my whole thing is be happy. with less you know what I mean but we've. tended to go the opposite route with. that over the years yeah but what a lot. of people argue that like poor people. are actually happier if you look at it.

the rich are very unhappy it's like. which is like a comforting feeling to. accompanying expressly I'm not saying. that poor people are happy I'm saying I. went to skid row and I saw people there. that were happier than people that I. knew even if it was momentary right even. if it was induced by a substance sir I'm. not making a socio-political point I'm. just you gotta observe things right and. you can't crowd an ideology like if you.

can't cram an ideology into every. observation you can't look at somebody. dancing in the street and go but I. better you know sometimes you just gotta. take it at face value and go yes this. gentleman would probably rather be in. another situation well however humans. are incredibly adaptable and you know. one thing I'll say for the people of. Skid Row I don't think they're gonna. drive down the Beverly Hills and. like you know lusting over that a big. part of its like about you know. comparative weltering apparently in the. ass I'm really thinking about the. Flamingo in the in the front yard though.

you're understanding this is what it is. yeah you are not reaching the reach is. really what gets you the reaches would. get you part of our new motivational. programs new shirt will be printing yes. the reach is what gets you stay low stay. low to the ground yeah but it's almost. something not jumbo not everything about. like how blow surprised about was just. like horror. yeah we're just like a lot of that wait.

now once we got close to that. Hollywood's I mean with the Malibu like. a lot of beautiful spots but a lot of it. was just like just the worst parts of. Long Island like I love I felt like the. Li II spread out over like a much wider. it's not funny. yeah like Long Island is funny right. because the people in Long Island are. [ __ ] right and that's what makes it. funny because they're [ __ ] and yet. somehow many of them have managed to. acquire things that they never should. have had and still aren't happy with and.

maintain a sense of victimhood. they're always aggrieved party no matter. what happens they inherit houses they. complain about the taxes on the houses. they inherit it just never ends there. are always someone's always coming. trying to kill them ms-13 is always in. the window with a machete going at them. and the only personal change was Sean. Hannity Sean Hannity and his freedom. concert there's nothing better than. watching people in Long Island white. people who had a culture back when it. required some degree of like you know.

boats and learning how to whatever and. like being a you know appreciating that. you lived by the sea in the ocean but. then once people traded that in for just. the suburban sloth of it all right there. are cultural Espina like Connecticut so. when white people have no culture they. start going to like country-western. bands they start pretending they're like. country-western so Sean Hannity used to. have these freedom concerts where like. Montgomery Gentry would perform and like. Long Island guys would go and Montgomery.

Gentry like hose a cowboy you know and. they'd be like. me and they were because they don't. there's no real culture that they. identify what they're just like they. want to be like I'm wide I'm proud of my. family in my faith even though I don't. like my family and I haven't been to. church at some point after all I grew up. like was like you know kid but like. you're part where I grew up. acquired multiple like line dancing bars. yeah this is what it is yeah because it.

what else do they have nothing else to. do and the other thing is the Bernie put. the rug and clip out and a lot of people. flipped out you're gonna lose here's the. deal you're gonna lose again you want to. lose you fetishize being a loser and you. want to lose you're putting people. through these purity tests it's gonna. it's gonna bite you Rogen is such an. asset to have and whether I don't even.

think it's fair by the way I would be. like it's not fair to put out a clip of. someone as an official endorsement right. if they haven't officially endorsed you. I don't know that they had a. conversation with you or not but my. whole thing is like to get angry yeah. about it is so [ __ ] childish and I. mean I don't know how more progressive. that was the over the years a bunch of. broken stuff and like I don't know how. much more progressive he can be they. want him to cut his dick off yeah I mean. they want him to transition he could be. more progressive in the cut his dick off.

on there and became a woman that was he. could be what they're looking for they. want him to saw his [ __ ] off and shove. it and Barry Rice's throat and then and. then that's how he could be more. progressive okay he takes his dick off. and then he throws it and Barry Weiss's. face it goes free Palestine and then it. would be okay to endorse Bernie Sanders. he's had on Abby Martin Kyle kuklinski. Cornel West Bernie Sanders David Pakman. he talked to Matt Taibbi in his three to. four-hour conversations about things.

like you know prison industrial complex. Israel and Palestine race inequality all. of those things and you turn on CNN. they've got Richard Spencer stormy. Daniels right Rachel Maddow is [ __ ]. talking about. Putin hiding in a closet and ichigo's. hesitated with Roger Ailes and she. probably puts on a strap-on and [ __ ]. them so let's get real Rachel Maddow and. Roger Ailes have dinner together it's. all fake here the conversation was Milo. vice you know talks to [ __ ] what was.

it Cantwell yeah [ __ ] at me for it. right Rachel Maddow it was like close. with Roger Ailes yeah so it's you. professional Rhett it doesn't stop and. that's why people that are like online. or people that get their news from these. I love my dad but here's what happened. to my father's brain it's been rotted. because he's gotten his news from people. like chris matthews and chris matthews.

when the whole apps anything happened. chris matthews who is a irish fat. blowhard okay who does nothing but. parrot the party line of anything that's. going on loves washington loves powerful. people is the opposite of a journalist. is it looks like a hunk of Irish soda. bread he's not he's nowhere near Tim. Russert even had some Russert not. perfect about money the press right no. no someone else I don't think Chris. Matthews no Chris Matthews knows that. kind hardball is like ha ha he was.

parodied constantly yeah with good. reason when the whole epstein thing. happened this was Chris Matthews hot. tank okay by the way by the way not only. should the Irish not be allowed to speak. publicly they should be chained at all. times to do their physical job okay. Christmas Chris Matthews Chris mean uh. if they just don't lift let's be I'm. sick a line most Irish people excluding. me most Irish people just are not.

supposed to think they're supposed to. emote they're supposed to sing they're. supposed to dance and they're supposed. to tell tales but they're not supposed. to like break it down so this was Chris. Matthews response when the FCC things. happened he goes you know a lot of these. politicians end up take because they. egos they become friends with these. nefarious characters because they don't. have a lot of money so they need to fly.

places. they're politicians they need to go to. places so they end up forming. relationships with these you know. nefarious characters he's dark and they. don't know what's going on they don't. know how good they know we're gonna wait. in the airport for 10 minutes yeah so. Bill and Hillary Clinton can't afford to. go anywhere should be less the flight. and where do they all need to go the. Virgin Islands where are they going they. got think anything in like a million. dollar speaking fee someone yeah but. again imagine think of the people who. got their news from that system for.

years because even the articles written. about I've seen from the mainstream. press like yeah that's a little fishy. right now. the flip side of that is if you go. online you know you know it's we we all. know what online is it's just a [ __ ]. you know it's completely know it. free-for-all with a guy in you know goat. horns just you know sacrificing the. Baphomet it's like there's no there's no. moderation there's no moderation but in.

this case this is the one case where. they're mostly right yeah but they're. mostly right yeah it's it but that's the. real problem the real problem is that. our parents got their news and that's. where we have the country we do you eat. poison you get your news from people. that literally should not be allowed to. speak publicly or just handed talking. points unless it should get your news. from these people you eat it Wendy's you. drink you get prescribed all these drugs. and then at the end of everything it's. like yet there's nothing left nothing's.

left it's all gone and then you have to. deal with all these massive problems. forty percent of the labor force is. gonna be automated and like our parents. just want to play golf and get a condo. they don't they're like witty what. they're like who gives a [ __ ] what do. you mean 40 percent of Labor for good. they're like that sounds nice like you. tell people that you tell people that. are older than I think a 40% of labor. was gonna be automatic you kids have it. so easy you have no idea how lucky you. are you know you're gonna have hate. waiting on lines in the car wash you.

know the labor force they're just it's. they're gonna be all these kids can have. automated you know you know my son told. me you had a Vinny he said forty percent. of the lay before it's gonna be robots. they're gonna be sim pretty these kids. they're gonna be. [ __ ] pretty these guys I mean can you. believe how lucky they are. well that is in some weird way if you. actually like looking the Marx time I. sent her a little Das Kapital but you. know Ray's become a fat Marxist time map. which is somehow living in Brooklyn is.

somehow his journey to become like this. fat he went from a fat libertarian to a. fat Marxist because there's two places. you can go from libertarian and you stay. fat but you go to either March or you go. to Nazi but you stay and I argue because. I'm sexy I argue if we can afford health. care and we got 40 diverse health care. you go we're just gonna do it [ __ ] it. I'm gonna March this I just don't care. what happens yeah that's a difference. I'm set I look I have no investment in. literally what happens I non-marxist we.

should relook cause you know we talk if. you want to oppose them point is a bit. the idea of it is that as Das Kapital. balanced on his stomach and a public. boss there's a woman sitting next to him. just nursing her baby and you're like. listen that's okay you can let it out. we're all human beings here you can let. it out baby don't worry about it I know. why you're in the position you're in. this man wrote a whole book on it there.

is some part of it worse like we're. supposed to get to a point where we can. all just like relax and achieve higher. consciousness Marla told me about this. it's like fully automated luxury. communism which mom was telling me he. was saying it as a joke it made me laugh. or just everyone [ __ ] all day and but. money's fake I don't know so somebody oh. sorry I'm a little message really smart. yes girlfriend's going to canvas for. Bernie Sanders and [ __ ] it where she. going uh New Hampshire we're gonna go we.

want to film ourselves canvassing for. Bernie Sanders in Beverly Hills. yeah she's standing outside gates and. screaming I read about yeah give him. back a little bit. have you thought excuse me sir have you. heard Bernie Sanders he's also Jewish. don't you have enough don't you have you. no decency sir at long last have you no. decency. husavik cans. I just think it would be absolutely. hilarious to have the great red comp and.

myself canvassing for Bernie Sanders in. Beverly Hills California and being you. know attacked by guard dogs and taste. folks you know me I always try to put. you on to cool stuff it's part of what I. do here on the show it's not all just. comedy and doom and gloom it's you know. an advice podcast for many of you I give. good advice but I also you know put you.

on the things that you might like one of. those things is a podcast is called. another bachelor podcast it's 20/20 and. there's a lot going on we're on the. brink of World War three Australia is. engulfed in flames there's an. impeachment trial coming up in the world. is being sucked off it's mana but there. is nothing more important going on right. now that season 24 of ABC's The Bachelor. if you're listening to my podcast you're. obviously a fan of that program and. you're probably tuning in every week but. you're wasting your [ __ ] time if. you're not listening to a Bachelor.

companion podcast it's what's done the. best one out there we've talked about it. before is another Bachelor podcast. featuring Nick was kids and frantic. parents. Dylan is Jewish and Pat who's an older. man after hearing the Edward I did last. week Pat as I assumed he might in the. near future attempted to take his own. life while he is independently wealthy. with a child on the way my words called. into question his reason I [ __ ] on these. guys in as a joke and I know that right. because listen they're doing a podcast.

about the basher a lot of people do it a. lot of people are successful at it now. if you were a fan of The Bachelor and. you want to listen to a companion. podcast go check their podcast out I. think it's I think it's well worth. checking out I'm gonna be a guest on the. podcast about below deck because I do. have an interest in talking about below. deck I don't have an interest to talk. about The Bachelor I don't know why I. find below deck so interesting it's just. about people who charter yachts whatever. but it's interesting and I think they're. okay with me [ __ ] on them as a joke.

I mean one of them might might was upset. about it I think or whatever I mean I. don't know I don't know who any of these. people I will never meet I will never. meet these people in my life like I'll. never I will never meet them ever like. if I'm in a room with these people it's. because I'm meeting someone else that. they are somehow near but like I would. never be in this ain't like unless like. we're in an airport like we'd be in an. airport and we'd bump into each other.

but there would there would be no like. meaningful interaction between them. that's not a knock and it's not an. insult the only the only the only. difference between me and them would be. that I'm insanely talented insanely. talented and I spend time with other. insanely talented people that's that's. the only that's it there's no there's no. diff everyone's a human being I respect.

everybody but that is differential. that's it nothing else by the way I mean. we're carbon-based life-forms. I mean ball thing but I would give The. Bachelor podcast a shot because why not. why not if you enjoy The Bachelor this. is a show where they have to survive in. the woods naked no that's naked and. afraid okay I've seen that one The. Bachelor is about a bunch of women who. compete for the affections of one man.

hang on this I think it would be great. if you were they should do a bachelor. skid-row. yeah where you are the bachelor and then. all the women still choose to go back to. skid row well this woman aren't. unattractive what the woman that's good. ro1 bad at all they weren't bad at all. I could I could see you dating them till. I give them a rose yes you give them a. rose here's the deal.

what's the point of being a father if. you know you'll fail what's the point of. doing anything really what's the point. of even sticking around this is about. the guy I guess I killed tried to kill. himself if I talked about him he was. found at a bathtub by his podcast. buddies who resuscitated him with the. news at the ad read I did last week was. it did in fact move the numbers so. people are checking it out so tune in. every week. to another basket podcast on iTunes. YouTube and spotify remember everyone. escapism is the only thing that matters. right now there is nothing you can do to. prevent us from annihilation the only.

other thing you can do is find ways to. cope so listen to another Bachelor. podcast or their spin-off show recapping. Bravo's hit series below-deck another. below deck podcast and also available. where you get your podcasts I mean III. you know go check it out I wish these. guys to bet I mean listen I mean you. know yeah here's what it is here's what. it really has no one respects you like.

that's what it is well if you're a. producer of a podcast. unless you're Jamie Vernon no one. respects you that's what it is it's just. what it you're replaceable you're I mean. it's not I'm glad you do your job well. but it's it's not really it's just not a. thing. like it's not my plumber was part-time. does my taxes - yeah it's kind of like.

that you know I like specialization. where someone specializes in something. like if someone came up to me goes you. in a nice restaurant they go you know. who's cooking in the back Bruce. Springsteen I'd go why why is Bruce. Springsteen making our dinner but maybe. maybe I'm wrong maybe it would be great. it's but not in America Yeah right. I don't know so these podcast producers. right now they're very chatty yeah.

they're very chatty because they're. they're sick of being behind the the. scenes well look so because they think. it's a big mistake they think it's a big. mistake that they sit behind the scenes. and other people don't they all think. it's a cruel twist of fate and it's just. that they they should be feel Vaughn. should be producing your podcast that's. what these guys thinking when they go. well they put their head on the pillow. in their manic Minds they think that.

they are the reason that CEO is funny. they think they're doing it this is the. result of Occupy Wall Street. your job your job is going to be done by. AI last week so I'm glad you're so his. reality and this is sweet kids and I. don't want anyone to think this is Meg. I'm not trying to be negative no I'm. trying to be yup I appreciate because I. would if Lizzie if you if you listen The. Bachelor watch another Bachelor podcast. when you need to listen to The Bachelor. because just listen to the [ __ ].

podcast okay and I listen I'm not trying. to be a dick to anybody because I love. everyone I think everyone's worthy of at. least life you know what I mean at least. be here on earth but like you know just. make it good like I hope it's a great. podcast and I'm sure it's not that bad. I'm sure it's not that bad but like. that's what it is it's like you're not. gonna get famous by having like you know.

a [ __ ] you know like I don't know. like to show less for certain amount of. time then it's over it's a fun podcast. right so it's just fun it's nice that. they're also doing below deck so they're. expanding they're doing like a bunch of. different things you know I'm not sure. this [ __ ] on what you're doing by the. way I'm not sure to [ __ ] on what they're. doing it I respect that people are out.

there hustling but like just like don't. just just I think you get it you know. just understand what it is so don't be. offended when I like there's people that. listen to the ad that are offended like. one of the guys got a Fed first of all. if you if you're offended by anything I. say why are you doing anything comedic. Lee sure don't be offended by what I say. if you're a friend about what I say if.

you're further I want to say don't do. the ad I don't care it means nothing to. me less than I can't explain to you how. little this means to me to do. legitimately less than nothing um but. don't be offended by because I hope. people do genuinely check out your show. but this isn't real. it's not real so I just want you when. you go to bed every night to know that. it isn't it's not a real thing you're. doing and I don't mean the show isn't.

real I don't mean the show isn't real. your show is real I mean your life your. your existence on planet earth isn't. real. it's not real you're an avatar you're an. idea you're an avatar you're a shadow. that's reflected off a lake in the. moonlight but that being said I would. check out the show I'm gonna appear on. their below-deck podcast potentially not.

now after this ad but so listen it's. called another bachelor podcast and in. their spin-off show the spin-off show. they're spinning off spinning off if you. like but if you like this you'll love. that this Pinto show is called. below-deck it's another below-deck. podcast they do a podcast about like. fidget spinners maybe yeah they were did. done now so that's it I don't want to.

listen again I love everybody I hope. everybody loves me it's all in good fun. it's all a good humor we're all kidding. around don't be offended be like to hear. that anyone's offended by anything I. said in an ad read is is absurd to me. and it's it's really crazy because I. called the kid who has been doing these. reads and he wasn't offended but he's. like yeah one of our the guys was like a. little offended and it's like it's like. well what do you think it is is it my. dream you're doing a bachelor recap.

podcast and you're advertising on. another podcast and you're offended. about what the guy said like what do you. think you're doing what world are you. living in where it's there's none of its. real what we're doing isn't real it's. not real if my [ __ ] show which is. great and listened to by people is it. real if Hollywood is it real if the.

country isn't real. none of its real it's a simulation if. all of it isn't real how in God's name. is your bachelor recap podcast real how. are you getting upset about it think to. yourself that your metadata on a [ __ ]. aliens iPhone dummy oh that's all I'm. saying. it's it's it's it's more metaphysical.

I'm not going at you you simpleton. I'm not going at you what I'm saying is. that it's it's it's you know just enjoy. just enjoy that you're in a unique. period in five years you're not gonna be. making a trillion dollar it's over soon. you're at the end of this now it's. coming to an end. podcasting is gonna end soon I don't. know when it is but it's going to end so. just enjoy what it is while it is don't.

get angry about what I say none of it. matters it's all it's all fun none of. its real it's not real the below desk. spinoff podcast where you sit down. earthward. starts what are we to do which episode. did we cover last week did don't we. cover three or four shut up just enjoy. it because one day you're gonna be dead. and no one is gonna care do you know.

what I mean. no one is gonna care about your death. nobody no one will remember you no one. will speak kindly of you. no one will value any of your. achievements or accomplishments you'll. just be know how I know that because. when I went to is to Spokane comedy club. there were four hot dogs on the menu and. they were the karlon the prior the. rivers or whatever and these are the. greatest comics that ever lived and they. just became hot dogs okay and you guys.

are almost as talented as Pryor okay but. not but like you're like almost there so. just don't be upset that's what I'm. saying it's a fun ad you can keep. running them if you want I hope people. check out the. Podcast if you don't want to run them. that's fine too you know if I ever see a. person obviously will will never speak. I'm kidding again no it's my uh Oh like.

we said about my bachelor podcast I. don't like it it makes me upset how am I. gonna go home my wife and kids. then I'm feeding off my bachelor podcast. when this guy's gonna [ __ ] on it you. know what happened Dylan did that. five-second we got a bachelor podcast. that we advertised on the show you know. what this fat [ __ ] did he's [ __ ] on it. trying to make it like it was like.

stupidest son can you believe it yeah no. I didn't say nothing about that. below-deck podcast she kind of likes. that one but he didn't like her but so. just again. calm down check it out it's another it's. another bachelor podcast and another. below-deck podcast and who were the. three guys again it's Nick. Dylan and Pat Nick Dylan and Pat I think. Dylan was the one who got mad I don't. think Pat got mad he's the older guy and.

Nick didn't get me but I think Dylan got. mad I don't know who is Dylan to look it. up roof find him find him it's not Dylan. roof Dylan roof has a Wikipedia. so let's apologize to Dylan who's it I'm. looking it up isn't he the guy that. worked at Corolla with them it's a. baseball oh boy well didn't we meet him. when we went to Corolla isn't it that. guy Dylan Pete Wren is that him I have. no idea.

edit his name out okay yeah yeah yeah. it's Dylan rent but I'll bleep that out. yeah Dylan I mean they can look it up. it's on the podcast bio but you don't. want to make it easy. Dylan wears a dress we're kidding around. doing you know it's a joke it's you. doing a Bachelor podcast can I see him. [Music]. is there another photo of them it's him.

there's no photos of him at all I mean. this is Twitter that's it I think right. here yeah he's a Jew huh. that guy's a real Jew guys a real big. Jew face that's what it is you could. call me a Mick face that guy's got a Jew. [ __ ] face you see that for coming.

from a mile away you see that we're 16. minutes into this read we're trying to. have fun Dylan Dylan the only chance get. [ __ ] listeners is this [ __ ] high. do you want crack it gives you [ __ ]. about your bachelor party yes unless we. make it [ __ ] interesting okay you. know you're not cleaning Adam Carolla's. toilets because you're a genius oh.

you're a lot of bachelor because it's. another bachelor podcast so he's. assuming there's a plethora of these. yeah there's there's ones that are doing. very good I'll tell you how good they're. doing they don't advertise how they. don't want a 20-minute harangue but I'm. serious I I support art and artists and. that's what we do here so if you can be. if you can enjoy that you can be playful.

and have fun with it but if you're gonna. be serious about it let's just not do it. and I don't care about the money and I. don't care about anything and I clearly. don't I pissed off you know and said a. lot crazier [ __ ] about a lot more people. who can help me out then it's [ __ ]. nonsense so let's just come to [ __ ]. reality and understand that we're having. a lot of fun with this you know what I. mean this is this is what we're trying. to do we're trying to get you listeners. we're trying to get me listeners still.

don't be angry this is it like it's not. the Manhattan Project. it's a feud now though you're starting a. podcast for use your a feud with the. another box of podcast guys. boy here we go ha I mean he's not a few. die I die listen I like Nick he's he's a. he's you know he's a person on earth. that you know I would don't want him to. like die I don't want anyone to die some.

people yeah so that's where we're at. with this we want you to check out. another Bachelor podcast with Dylan the. older guy cuz I nailed them when I did. the first three that kind of nailed them. one guy you know and then there's the. other guy this Dylan's got it takes it. way too seriously. and then Nick just probably has fun with. it Dylan's just probably like taking. away to see it and it's just like. Dimmick eternally paranoid joke yeah. exactly exactly so you ought to do it. you know if it's not done right no one's.

gonna listen I [ __ ] what are you. imagining a world where you tell you. grandchild oh i had a bachelor podcast i. had a bachelor well i wouldn't be a time. would choose a clay in the pledge slow. i'm trying to get chewy. i have a bachelor party cast that's how. i made them my money my grandfather. worked at the diamond district. I had the podcast about a show called. below death when you saw the bachelor. making out with Dean in the jacuzzi how.

do you deconstruct that boy do you think. we've done enough time for this we're at. 20 minutes now I mean you get what you. pay for don't you boys you get what you. pay for. I'm kidding about cleaning at him to. crawl as toilet I'm sure you didn't do. that you know again enough it's all that. I do that no you did do it. probably but himself so check out.

another bachelor podcast and another. below-deck podcast thank you I feel like. in the Democratic Party of yesteryear. there was a place for guys like us you. know. yeah so was there was a little more. muscle than the country I mean listen. Brian Dennehy was dude that's what. people used to find sexy say yes shut. your fat mouth. Brian Dennehy was a man okay he didn't. go to the gym like a [ __ ] he was a man.

he had a gut. he drank beer he ate food and he and he. got in his police car and he and he. protected the women and children and. that turned women on Irish women on it. turned them on it turned women on to see. a man of stature with a little heft. little heft and that was a sex symbol. now because that is now the men that are. attractive now are literally there to. describe them as effeminate it's like.

straight men that people consider. attractive I'm a timothy Shalem a is a. feather yeah he is a feather. he is the feather from the beginning of. Forrest Gump they just he just floats. around. he doesn't have sex organs he doesn't. have a sexuality he doesn't exist he's. just a wisp of a hair on his entire body. he's just like this tiny little it makes. Dustin Hoffman little attention call me. by your name should have featured me.

that that's what it should have been it. should've been me and call me by your. name I would have sucked off whatever. his name is. I'm a hammer and in and and and I said I. tweeted once a guy Branum I said I said. I should be calling my name because. nobody would ever believe you'd travel. to Italy that was good but that's what. call me by name should have been it. should have been you know but we've. we've we've destroyed the mail we've. destroyed them but we've gone from Brian. Dennehy and people like what's that. guy's name used to date Loni Anderson. Rock Hudson no no Burt Reynolds oh yeah.

we went from yeah that's a man of course. he is you went that's right we've went. from Burt Reynolds to Timothy Shalem a. Timothy Shalem a is like he's like oh. he's like a petri dish he's barely alive. I don't cooked he's uncooked it's Joe I. don't know he's uncooked they just took. him out of a pot he's playing Bob Dylan.

yeah I look the [ __ ] is going on it's we. it says something so gender 'less yes. Salameh is what Hollywood will be just. aimed Rajan is drone people who have no. gender and they all they look. perpetually like like like children with. the disease we're entering a kind of end. time yes in that like at the end of this. we've never done this before the enzymes. get into this this is new where they. tell us about the Endre [ __ ] about how.

he's Hollywood guys won't [ __ ] kids. right but what we're now seeing is is. they're kind of coming to a singularity. where the kids the adults are children. now we're adults or children now we're. going you the body type of a child the. body type of a way feet wink right of a. prepubescent kind of boy with the face. of sort of a man but not really. we're my roles this is what I'm saying.

where are my roles where are the roles. for people that have skin problems why. would I go outside does everyone look. like they're one foot out of a coffin. well they ain't spend years in the crack. house but my point is this they would. they be talented if they did they. sucky-suck shall amaze a bad animal. there's a bad actor folks you're he's.

bad he's not good no yeah I wash Little. Women. I mean people like God well we get. disgusting man. I watch a little woman we get the screen. art we mean the movie I didn't say that. I didn't say that but I've watched a. little women I like the women cuz you. can imagine put them in a picnic basket. and then open them up and they pop out. is that wrong am i am I technically. representing myself or is my lawyer. present. look I'm just saying I like Lady Bird I. thought I was a fine enough movie I.

watch that screen with brother girl word. present and I actually you know bumped. into her while trying to get some wine I. think I knocked her over a little bit. but that's not important point is I'm a. not fan but yeah I went into it with. open arms I wasn't like you know because. there's a narrative that when I won't. win. everyone's aware of it but the New York. Times though some people have lives yeah. I'm sorry well beyond but we have a. problem of men watching with a women.

right like we're like basically men. aren't interested in watching no they. don't want to see address missus bobbitt. it's a [ __ ] children's book from the. Civil War right these middle-class white. women who like I'll get married but they. end up getting married I mean the movie. was terrible right and uh he was he was. all he's in it he's playing which woman. is he I forget his characters God yeah. Shalem a if he's watching weren't very. good wasn't a fan but the whole thing.

was very flat and dry but that's what it. is all on the same run it's all the same. [ __ ] man you got that you think you're. better than me you think you're better. than me now I know that you have all. kinds of people and whatever and I don't. care we are we're its same thing this is. Little Women this is the Godfather now. you can look at a morgue this is this is. it now because of Technology this is. this is it this is rocky you want to. fight me he'll beat the [ __ ] out of you.

I would love to see Timothy sha'lame. beat the [ __ ] out of Raycom I would love. to see Timothy Shalem ages [ __ ] house. you know look I know how to use my. weight to my advantage I would just love. to see him beat the [ __ ] that don't - I. would like to see you wrap them up if he. [ __ ] hit some probably would like to. see Timothy sha'lame will the pressure. point thing on you and you just drive -. it I don't know wait some kid in the 70s. watching a Bruce Lee film the fists of.

death on you know I'm just saying. there's ways to put you on the ground. not for a child versus a grown fat man. okay well we'll see there's one things. really it's like it offers air Xiaomei. except the fight you bet you got to. light you bet throw the first punch. don't bring your bodyguard unless you. look upon that Staples Center rake up. fights a homeless woman at we're. starting at a small bar we're gonna see. if we can fill that cell 30 tickets I. think we can but my point is that is he.

a good act what I say he's a bad actor I. not impressed what am I wrong no look. you want is a good at maybe a younger. actor who you think is good shy as gray. Sharla buff is great cuz he's mentally. ill yeah I mean a young anymore yeah but. uh who's great who's I see in recent. memory they could that kid from did you. see how the the killing of a sacred deer. now that kids weird good like he's. interesting I had I don't know the Irish. guy is famous clarity Colin Farrell.

Farrell Colin Farrell um other what else. came out this year young people in their. twenties I'm trying to think I love it. every agent probably tells her Irish. actor don't ever say anything that's not. written on its script right if anyone. asks you anything the way you feel about. anything just don't tell them right. don't ever say anything if you're ever. somewhere and someone puts a microphone. in your face and wants you to comment on. anything please don't write thank you. well it was big this year the big movie. this year and we remember we just.

totally don't have a lot of block people. in Ireland it's what I'm saying and I. mean it's just kind of nice living with. people that look like you that's all I. don't plus a problem can you play. spider-man it's not a complex role but. much more charming in chellamay yeah Tom. Holland Tom Holland Tom Holland into. more things I mean the little women what. Tom house a little skinny guy I'm not. saying but people would look like me end. up again and now that's why this me I am.

I am. no but it's a better movie listen little. women with you is a better movie it. would be more interesting it's a better. movie to put a fat bearded pig in a bath. in a little hot what do they live in a. little civil war cottage or some nice. house living in a nice house and then. you have this and it's little women. hello Joe I've come to court you yeah. hello I've come for court you I brought. some warm butter would you would you. like to sit on the porch with me while I.

regalia or some towel from the war oh. there you go we're fighting to free the. slave I gotta fly. the time when I freed him before the war. technically he still does some work for. me and my family I like him very much. Joe would you make love to me now under. the Starlight I mean it's a better film. I'm picturing it immediately you are in. like a like a like a sucker no you're in.

like the whatever the war uniform of the. Union Army Ian Jack yeah you're in the. Union janya and you just and you're. sitting there on the porch pressing on. my scene yeah bursting out of your seat. Joe is sitting there she's unhappy and. you're like Joe I've been thinking of. you doing many along that in the field. do you think you'll ever get to cook as. good as your mother Joe your mother such.

a good cook I love her sausage biscuits. this meat is very tender. I like tender meat Joe that's one thing. you should know about Raymond I like. tender meat and free slaves those are my. two favorite things. but he's mighty was shot me show me no. hate on you saw me lying out we're boys. I love you you're my friend let's get. some pokey I gotta remember that I'm in. Hollywood now I mean any time I could. become best friends with any of these. people so I'm just kidding I do the. shallow man if you wanna hang out let's.

hang out I'm kidding I'm joking. no yeah it's a joke Billy Eilish if you. want you're actually if you wanna hang. out with me and go drink blood by the LA. River or whatever you do I will do it. with you I will do it I can be a backup. dancer if you want to go to Winchell's. and eat doughnuts Billy let's do you see. a lot of famous people eating Donuts. around here cut not really cauldre's.

fascinated by the homeless doughnut. culture yeah there's something that you. we need to take you to a late maybe. tonight we'll take you late-night. doughnut shop sure because you really. really you you you you comment on yum. yum donuts and you notice Winchell. you've noticed a lot of the doughnut. shops the my donut shop is just. something that we have plenty of Dunkin. Donuts but it ever feels like the Dunkin. Donuts or like the jalapenos. little bit about the donut shop no. obviously Mexican people love sugar they. left what are they call it panda loose. whatever it is yeah yeah handily they. love sugar and they love the sweets and.

that's just what it is it's not racism. it's what it [ __ ] it is and they work. very long hours and they need coffee and. sweets and that's what the game is I. also like sweets and coz so [ __ ] off. okay don't hit me up you are Mexican art. you don't like that well then you see. you're one of the ones that suck so but. tell us a little bit about the total. culture because you know about it. because you're you've spent la around. slugs like you kind of know and I don't. mean Maxim's of slugs I mean donut shops.

that are open all night are not always. attended Mexicans go in the morning. because then they go to work hmm so what. is it about the donut shops do do do a. little well I'm glad you didn't make me. say the Mexican thing on my own but you. said not racist you say Mexicans like. sugar no they're up at 4:00 in the. morning they need their sugar and their. caffeine to get going crap it is what it. is correct but there's some iconic. places we might take you to donut Prince. I think yeah up in Burbank by the safari. in like this a little bit King Prince I. mean when you get there it's not really. what I conic about donut Prince I know.

Tom Green you still like periscope and. like March down there and people would. like follow him down the street okay wow. that's kind of that's kind of light in. terms of the ionic but like that in. bob's big boy are two kind of iconic. places yeah yeah yeah or any of the. doughnuts in any news place is good. that's not a question really no not. really. we'll go to Koreatown we'll go to. California donuts maybe after this is. that good I think it's okay I think it's. pretty good California donuts.

I think Krispy Kreme freeze California. Raisins yeah I just love member the. California rays they're the best I know. my mother loved them what was the deal. with the California raisin with. claymation raisin antropomorphic raisins. that would they were perfect some have I. guess Motown band that were they would. sing like by the way this gets very. racist and we have nothing to do with. that no it was just they had no we did. not make raisins black people right look.

is that what it is I don't know that. they were fine California rains. I know I look if I watched again now it. might not work I'm sure it's very late. saying this no one's brought it up in a. while. Motown was up with a predominately black. genre music listen of course I'm just. saying I don't know why the raisins are. black I'm just saying it's almost like. people were like hey maybe we should. just help cuz they're black but you like. raisins like that's what I feel like the. executives like the people were behind. this for like hey you like raisins yeah.

we stole black people's voices and. talent and gave it to raisins that we. created yeah I think you're right so we. don't have to pay black people that's. what I think it might be I don't know. I'm just guessing whether all this. diversity in Hollywood. I love that it's excluded platelet black. people who are some of the most. naturally talented people ever you know. what I mean but we have to watch you. know romances it's like it said I loved. it it just doesn't get the black people. it's like Muslims Asian people are. transgender sri lankans but it will.

never be black like it's like that's how. racist Hollywood is if there's not black. people anyone else. they'll be alien felt there'll be films. with aliens in them before they [ __ ]. get but it's just how racist Hollywood. really is they really just it's insanely. racist it's gross and they're like. they're like yeah we'll give you a. little you get here's a little uh a. little Aquafina. a little Rami Yusef and that's it and. they'll they'll do shows you have a.

sassy black friend who will come in and. be like you look good and that'll be it. instead you know which it's just wild. that that particular discrimination. doesn't seem to end yeah I mean you get. the people will chime in uh you know. about yeah great and they're all great. yeah that's the thing it's like they're. great it's like a lot of black people do. think it's actually really good and they. used to be a lot more but then we went.

in the last few years they found unfunny. black people which is almost impossible. like Hollywood's went and found just. unfunny black me it's like I don't even. know how you found. unfunny black women they've been through. more than anyone else in the country and. they're genuinely. hilarious and they're and they're tough. and their gritty. they've been through [ __ ] which is where. humor comes from real humor and how. you've liked found unfun it's like wild. there's a level of like you know it's. replacing to so many racist stereotypes. everything's got to make white people.

feel comfortable exactly everything's. got to be cuddly it's gotta be cuddly. for white people you know it's like. they'll make a move they'll make a movie. where it'll be it'll be about like the. Civil War and it'll be about like robert. e lee's wife having like second thoughts. because she met a black person and the. whole movie will be a hero arc about. robert e lee's wife you know and then. she'll be like i really changed my fault. a piece of still love Robert but I.

realize now and they'll be like what. abuse a beautiful film that piece of. [ __ ] that when the Academy Awards book. yeah and it's like you want i watch some. of it is like video Morgan explain Fried. Chicken to like it's just like you ever. had fried shoes and like I don't look. it's just based on a true story because. like the idea that it would be some kind. of racist stereotype that heats ate some.

fried chicken in his life no this means. educated and talented so he's never had. fried chicken like it's some crime for. some guy who's a clogged up my things a. penis never know he would have eaten. fried chicken look will you do it what. even is this but I just love that that's. the version it's like it's the white. Savior you know a movie about one of the. most heroic women in history robert e. lee's wife she learns about racism from. like you know she has like a chance.

encounter you know I understand that. Robert was fighting for the world he. knew oh I have to fight for the new. world Donna I know climates are going. you sure you want to do this yeah yeah. yeah just checking all right Rob well I. understand that the world is complex and. then you know like Charlize Theron will. play the black friend. [Laughter].

be like hey [ __ ] and she'll be using. like like 20th century like verbiage. yeah yeah yeah should be like you. changing your you really changing your. views and I'm here for it I'm here for. it to be like great job Charlie's a. South African and I'm not one of these. people that he thinks that like you know. I'm not with these people that's like. always an Asian thing it always has to.

be in it like but I just think it is. kind of like to me there was nothing fun. somebody said that they were gonna have. Julie Roberts play Harriet Tubman. there's nothing like years ago they. thought it was really there was really. gonna try there's nothing funnier than. that conversation ooh what happened. right you knew in somewhere in the 90s. that conversation happened when. executives like we're gonna give it to. the biggest star in the country Julia. Roberts I don't care who it's about what. did you see and I'm not a cultural.

appropriation guy at all I don't give a. [ __ ] it's whatever but did you see. sometimes it's so funny. they gave white models on a runway show. dreads and blonde dreads and black. dreads and it looks so wildly. inappropriate so they all look like they. were guys we need like from your project. yeah but it's like they were wearing. these like Egyptian headdresses with. like yeah dreads and it's just so funny. to me too by the way people in fashion. are all insane oh god they're all insane. so it's just funny when they parade that.

insanity on a runway and then you just. look at it you go not only is he. unappealing visually it's just insane in. this climate. I mean you weep for years now it's been. like they're so far behind the curve. right last year they had that thing with. Johnny Depp where he was basically doing. like it was some kind of Native American. ship he was like it was some perfume for. like now or whatever but like it was the. native experience but as told by Johnny. Depp who the guy who played Tonto in the.

Lone Ranger. yeah nobody knows Native Americans. better than Johnny Depp Hey it's just so. funny to me that there's people there I. mean it is like Gucci. every now and then they'll be like you. know Gucci like gucci prison and they'll. have like you know orange outfits it's a. Gucci jumper by the way they will start. closing down prisons and then they'll. turn them into themed resorts where. white chicks will take selfies and. they'll be like having the brunch in the. execution room like Alcatraz I'm sure.

they do but it'll be like resorts where. they'll stay like they'll stay in the. cell door will slam and they'll be like. it's time for mimosas you know I'll see. on the yard [ __ ] they're gonna be on. the yard like it's gonna happen it's. just what's gonna happen can't do. anything about it. just enjoy it just enjoy it. closing thoughts Raymond this is again I. want to explain this to everybody. because I know that we're gonna get a. lot of comments that you don't like the. studio or you don't or you think there's.

lots of things that are not up yet an. evolving thing I mean the life the back. life for instance needs to be up higher. a little bit like you don't think we. know technical help us if you want if. you hold the person will check him out. help us. we just said to them to all shut the. [ __ ] up and now and now you're trying to. help do none of these people are gonna. help us in a positive way is now us. hey don't help us what we're saying is.

the Lighting's gonna get better we're. gonna put stuff up here it's gonna look. cool we're playing around with things. this is a process it's not something. that happens overnight this will take a. little bit of time to get it exactly. where we want it and you know if you. want it to happen quicker stop listening. to the other podcasts start listening to. mine start subscribing to the patreon. start doing all these things. so that we can get higher numbers so. that we can get [ __ ] a nice chunk of. money so that we can get a big beautiful.

studio like everybody else and fun and. this is beautiful I mean it is going to. be very nice we're trying something a. little different here we want it to be a. little dark we don't want you know a. traditional studio we want something. different you gotta break a few omelets. to make an egg that's not at all in. that's not right break through almost. American egg yeah listen to me. this for me gotta break a few hands to. make an egg that's what my father used.

to say break a head and you get an. omelet sometimes uh where can they find. you you're on the patreon a lot people. that are like oh ray is not on the chef. ray lives in New York I live in. California. Ray's on the patreon a lot I always try. to get around the patreon because it's a. great show with you on I love doing the. show solo - I'm gonna broadcast in. podcast more there's always room for you. to be on the show there's gonna be. enough podcasting for me to do solo some. people love and you're on some people.

love what I'm just yelling by myself. there's ample there's look there wasn't. you're a little great they're all here. there's enough of everything right. there's really enough of everything for. you to enjoy something you [ __ ] ever. enough for you [ __ ] people this might. be a transition time in two years you. might look back we have a whole podcast. network I'm living in LA we don't know. yes right about the time podcasting ends. in two hitters we'll have a network. don't worry folks and then we're all. gonna get on MySpace cuz it is a bubble. and it's all crashing down okay no this.

folks most podcasters are enjoying. success right now will die horribly if. history is any indication of what. happens it's just what's gonna happen. well it doesn't mean that I'm happy. about it so you can follow me at rake um. Instagram and Twitter. the [ __ ] podcast is realized here's. another thing most people don't know. this you are you are fighting Brendan. Schaub. this is a huge thing yeah just been. announced Ram Brendan Schaub.

are fighting because now he was a. professional fighter but you used to run. what five miles a day. I used to run five miles a day I'm. willing to bite I'm not sure if he's. used to biting people when he fights in. China so yeah what is your strategy cuz. he could kill all three of us yeah. easily. so he walks in the room right now he's. gonna fight you what is your strategy. the strategy ever had to in my book I'm. not looking to pick a fight but if I had. if he's gonna push me in the limit no. good I like that you're ready on war. footing he's gonna push you to the limit.

yeah you know I'm gonna wrap him up as. much as I can now playing with that is. to everyone wrap him up you're gonna. wrap him up now mom. getting close look I'm not gonna do. anything striking I'm not gonna be I'm. gonna I'll punch the guy right. interesting. so thanks for clarifying the only shot I. have is to kind of use my body weight. against him as much as I can. he's not used to fighting guys my weight. all right no one is maybe guys in the. prison is it possible that he punches. you and loses his hand in you yeah look. he might not be used to I'm insulated. more than some of like if he punched you.

and he went like elbow length inside of. you runs you then kind of just I go yeah. I'm big in his eyes I'm gonna you know. bite by his mouth you're gonna bite its. mouth yeah it's soft so you tickets for. that our love is disgusting n come come. B's kind of a little bit of stuff. relaunch this week we're gonna come back. with more from our regular episodes and. uh transition that you know twice a week.

probably do a little paint more patreon. stuff so revisit come revisit our love. is disgusting what I do at Lucy Steiner. from you know she's hilarious I'm it's. great podcast and uh yeah a trach. complex where Instagram Tim J Dilla di. ll one Tim Jay Dylan di ll o N on. Instagram Twitter. I'm a launching a door and it's going to. be maybe not launched by the time this. episode comes out if you [ __ ] heard.

it here you heard it here first it might. be launched I'm not announcing the name. yet but we're launching a tour we're. gonna be in like well over 30 markets in. 2020 in terms of weekends tickets gonna. be available on Tim Dylan comedy calm. really excited about that. patreon the Tim Dylan show you get an. extra episode every week for five. dollars for twenty dollars you get an. extra episode every week plus an extra. episode monthly we're doing video now in. the studio four times a month every week.

this is going to be we're gonna be. committed to that it's gonna be an. entirely different experience. visually we're gonna really work on this. we're gonna we're gonna cover the tables. I mean again this is real rough stuff. it's real [ __ ] DIY. you're getting in here you're in on the. basement level and the elevator is only. going up to paddock suite you see what I. mean kids so I I mean this is really.

where it's at. so grab tickets I will be at Zanies in. Chicago from the 5th through the 8th. Justin out Charlotte North Carolina this. comes out Sunday I've already done well. know it comes out this Sunday so if. you're in [ __ ] Charlotte North. Carolina or you know someone who is I'm. going to the comedy Zone in Charlotte I. love that Club I'm gonna be there. January 29 30th 31st I'm heading in New. York City to do my favorite [ __ ]. Super Bowl party Sal Vulcano and. practical joker does amazing Super Bowl. party and then I go to Zanies in Chicago.

from the 5th through the 8th I'm at. Zanies in Chicago grab tickets for that. then I am at the grand Jerrod Theatre in. Toronto Valentine's Day the 12th 13th. 14th in Toronto [ __ ] amazing there's. many more dates a whole tour is coming. we're really excited about it I've got a. new hour material we're getting ready. we're gonna we're gonna really get it. out there for the next six months and. maybe shoot it put out a special or. whatever and you know whatever catch me.

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it's all coming down Road it you got it. when you went correct just leave it at. that. just leave it at that don't try that. don't try to follow what was just. brilliant thank you very much and listen. let me endorse because I want to help. people - let me give my presidential. endorsement and my presidential. endorsement is for Dick Cheney so I will. I think Cheney is the only guy right now. that has the gravitas don't you love.

when they used to describe politicians. that the bakery has gravitas you know. which means he he will murder people. Nixon had Robert. that's what gravitas we grab with us. means he will uh chew on a pork chop. while while countries are getting. carpet-bombed gravitas that's a guy with. gravity mister hello gravitas. he has gravitas he doesn't let a. genocide upset his meal he's got. gravitas why don't you get some gravitas. and also and this is not a joke and.

we're just very quickly we are releasing. a line of jewelry exclusive jewelry by. podcaster Tim Dylan you know that I've. been passionate you know one thing about. me is I've always been passionate about. jewelry oh yeah no you watches rings I. love jewelry it's something that I've. loved my entire life in my growing up. with my parents and my mother loved. jewelry and my father loved ruie and. there was something special about. there's something special about having a. nice Rock sure people also know about me.

that I love creating opportunities for. people but you know that about me you. you you're a giver I give what I want to. give people is an opportunity to share. my love of jewelry with strangers yes. for a profit because I want to create a. pathway to a better life using something. that I love talk about a time in your. life where my love of jewelry has helped. you I remember where I I thought I had.

this regular cancer at one point yes. that was a tough time and I do I got the. urologist I was waiting for my sonogram. results back and you were just calming. me down banging on a table with this. beautiful topaz ring yes he was banging. saying can you shut the [ __ ] up you fat. idiot but the ring it was it was a. calming presence there he's like you. don't have ball cancer you fat [ __ ] but. like the tapping of the ring not doing. it on the table I described it enough.

stop touching the table right but what. it was was a perfectly set stone no it. was a perfectly set stone and what I've. realized about jewelry. is that it is the constant it is a thing. that doesn't go away people die you know. what I mean sure the earth will die but. good jewelry a perfectly set stop will. last forever I'm asking people to go out. into their communities door-to-door and.

knock on people's doors and then when. people open those doors I want them to. tell a story that you just told and I. want them to say would you like to see. an exclusive opportunity from from Jules. with this one it's called Jules bye. podcaster Tim Dylan right that's rolls. off the tongue but a lot of people don't. know how to create those opportunities. so we're having a sales seminar yeah in.

the Arizona Marriott and it's going to. be. $7,300 it's going to be three days. success ain't for you. never is and what will it will it will. teach strategies to not only because. it's not only about selling the jewelry. it's about understanding the product. falling in love with the product and. understanding why the product is needed. right there's gonna be a real. come-to-jesus moment for a lot of you. many of you don't you don't know many. people that leave the seminar had left. similar last year they asked me to pay.

more right they said I give you more. money. and I said no yeah I said don't do it. give it to your children and they cried. and the amount of weeping I witnessed. during that weekend and then we're not. in desperation but just like their lives. were changed they realized they could. feed their families they could get that. boat people were coming up to me after. the seminar and saying my life had. literally no purpose I mean literally I.

I would sit in a stoplight and go there. is no reason I just don't drive in the. oncoming traffic and close my eyes until. I started selling jewelry for you. right a woman asked me feel this feel my. took my thumb and she put it on arrest. this is where I tried to slit my wrists. right for right I couldn't even do that. right these are the scars and now she's. making. words of a lot of tens of hundreds of. dollars don't even tell them because.

it's it's you know what it is it's not. about the money it's about the feeling. you got when you've you've put the. perfect jewel the perfect stone with the. perfect person that feeling and yes are. people necessarily susceptible to this. all the time no because it is a hard. sell because we're asking you to go. toward a door we were asking you to go. door to door because because there's a. lot of federal gov there's a lot of.

state governments and local townships I. don't want you to succeed they do not. want you to succeed and they do not they. do not allow us to market effectively on. the phone because because they are. afraid they are fresh. regularly the rats all the quarries. they're all owned by the government. listen we don't need to get into this. but this is real you know look into it.

all I'm saying is this so I need we need. so what needs to happen it's you need to. get gorillas out there and you need to. you need to just be able to go door to. door and and actually catch people I. don't want to say off guard but I would. have surprised people I don't scare them. but here's what I will say is anything. good in life does it ever happen if. you're not a little scared you got put. the fear of Jesus in them they need to. know that that you got to create a sense.

of urgency because many people are just. watching their lives go by and if you. knock on their door with with a perfect. opportunity for them yeah it's much. better and because we are prevented from. reaching them on the phone and right now. in most states on the internet and. because we are unable to reach them that. way we're going old school because I. love face-to-face right I like to sit. down with someone face-to-face and you. can another thing is you have parties in. your house you bring your friends over. this is not a Ponzi scheme many people.

who've been threatened by our success of. called it a Ponzi scheme and whoever. these people are how many look a lot of. these things. there they want you to buy the Mirza we. want you to sell what is a hard there's. a question what is a Ponzi scheme even. mean what does it even mean it doesn't. mean anything. vaporware people are upset with us. because we want to empower you that's it. and drools by podcaster Tim Dylan.

enables you to become independent from. government assistance from the. assistance of your family you're going. to be able to get that car get that. apartment turn around I've had people. come to me years later and say the. catalyst for me to change my life the. catalyst was was it was an emerald that. you showed me in Flagstaff Arizona at a. Hilton well because they said I looked.

at the jewel and I became so listen so. again I don't we're not gonna use. belabor the point here I'm just saying. this is real it's not a bit it's not. like a bit on the show I want to help. people but you wanna help people you man. enough to take it or woman enough or not. buying it we have a lot of non-binary. you're generous enough that we have knew. what you need to do Tara now if I told. you how many non-binary people we're. making millions of dollars selling my. jewels you'd lose your [ __ ] mind. you'd lose your [ __ ] mind.

okay so jewels by podcasters until we're. setting up an exclusive website we are. gonna set this out and we are going to. do a seminar I really want to do a. seminar I think we could really in. Arizona and I genuinely want to do a. seminar see who comes come to come to it. it's got to be in a hotel in Arizona and. I want to do a seminar and we want to. talk about because the jewelry business. has changed it's like anything else yeah. what are some of the large changes. you've seen in the jewelry business this.

book there's a lot of these chain stores. they're coming in and these certificates. of authenticity really they're kind of. poisoning the well. they're missing the point this where did. it come from it's like free was I even. mean it's missing the point. everything in life is conflict what is. the stone where is it who they we're.

getting ahead of ourselves. are you happy does it make you happy. what do you see when you look at that. [Laughter]. the sparkle it's sparkling you tell me. doesn't sparkle ma'am ma'am look will. let your finger your finger do you know. some of the unhappiness is some of the. people that I know that live in misery. you know what they do they ask did you.

know they spend their whole life doing. asking questions they ask questions they. just go what why who where who what why. where it's like enough. just let so that's an important change. now is them we're facing a lot of things. in the marketplace and one of them is. consumers that are demanding. unreasonable things from us it's the. classic case of we go to a doctor and. you're going WebMD and you're trying to.

diagnose your son yes you're not yeah. you think you know you don't know we. spent years there were decades people. want Authority yeah. people want authority figures people. want people to speak with authority and. people want people to take their hand. and say you close your eyes and I walk. you through right I walk you through you. don't need to I people like taking. remember that quote when there was one. foot set of footprints in the sand it's. because that Jesus carried you right let. us carry you close your eyes close your.

eyes and love them for you let jewels. let jewels start selling jewels by. podcaster Tim Dylan I'm telling it'll. change your life. so Tim Dilla comedy calm which is again. I'm a comedian as a side business but. I've done a lot of great things for a. lot of people I'm not ashamed of it I. should be ashamed that I helped so many. people it's wild isn't it crazy to be. ashamed of helping others you know why I. was ashamed because I thought I would go.

my god. and that because I'd help so many people. I thought I was God and that's why I was. ashamed because of course I'm not I'm. not technically God what is God correct. but the amount of people had helped it. was starting to get who's getting tricky. right cuz it was like I'm not a human. being like I've done I've brought so. much love into the lives of people you. know what I mean I've never seen the. footprint the impact yes of one man.

touched so many bank accounts yes and we. would demonize money now Bernie Sanders. right and the other one when affairs. wants you to be poor so he could help. you and the other one you know Acacio. Cortez right whose grandfather was was. Hernan Cortez the Explorer who. discovered chocolate and their. multi-millionaire look grant you. narration you know Cortez he was quote. you didn't eat wasn't your mind.

exploring yeah I think was a little. older my point is if she's from a mind. family and sacrificed children on a hill. he wasn't my who was he then he was. Spanish for Portuguese maybe my point is. this okay. who's she to take your money who is she. look she's gonna take it and she's gonna. we're gonna multiply it here's what she. doesn't want you to be she doesn't want. you to be educated she doesn't want you. to have your own thriving door-to-door. jewelry because her slob that she needs.

to she the exit you can't put a watch on. someone and change their [ __ ] life. take their wrists take it you know and. that when cuz you you weren't a great. sales when I first hired you what. changed what made you because then you. started really closing deals and I think. runs because they're correct me if I'm. wrong I think it was because early on. you didn't submit to the program. immediately right you were a little. skeptical like many people that are. listening to this right now they're. skeptical but then eventually I think. and correct me if I'm wrong but you. basically started started really.

applying the rules and doing and doing. the work is this true. no I would second-guess you I would I. would say why would this work I. be willing to go to the links you wanted. me to go to right I would take no for an. answer. I would you not use my presence and my. physicality as a tool which is important. right because a lot of people need to. feel that this is an important moment in.

their life if your life is not in danger. how are you gonna use when you stand in. someone's doorway let's just say it this. way when you stand in someone's doorway. they need to know you're there and when. you say to them I have a unique. opportunity from podcaster Tim Dylan. people go I can't afford jewelry go. listen that's a common misconception but. what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna sit down. with you in your living room at your. kitchen table we're gonna drink a cup of. coffee I don't mind if it's not the.

fancy stuff that's a good line I use. that I don't mind if it's not the fancy. stuff shank is fine for me and then if. they don't have coffee I said it's. nothing wrong with water and then sin. many of the places we sell this there is. a lot wrong with water and so you. shouldn't have anything but what I still. do is I sit down at their kitchen table. with them and something the last time I. did this to a woman offered me cereals. because I didn't have any milk and we. ate dry cereal together and I still made. her understand how important it was for. her that I walked out of there with a. commitment I made a woman cooking eggs.

once yeah and she was happy to do it. I mean I didn't make her I insisted and. she understood that those two eggs that. really cost nothing what's an egg is. sand each that that will open the window. to a new life for her wish where's she. now right she's past and that's and but. you know what she was doing well for a. while and you know what and I'm sure. that her family's not scrambling to get. funeral much she said a better life for.

her family covered a lot of expenses. we'll leave it that yeah we have we have. we have testimonials we'll read on the. next episode children are happy this is. what it is folks my name is Tim Dillon I. sell jewelry I'm a podcaster but that's. not what excites me what excites me is. creating opportunities because I believe. everyone's country's an entrepreneur my. cousin. has Down syndrome and most people think. he would not be a good jewelry salesman. if I showed you the amount of true.

jewels that he sold you would be shocked. the smartest men I know well because. he's one of the smartest people I've. ever met in my life and he's gonna make. him a vice-president of the partner of. this and I don't know what the corporate. structure is but I'm gonna put him put. his name on the accounts and he is I. mean he's amazing and we love him and we. love him and we love his little hands he. sometimes but that look he does what he.

asked to do it's all love it's not. coming from anything else but love so if. he touches you he loves you I'm not. complaining I'm not afraid of love and I. think a lot of you people are afraid of. money I'm not afraid of money I'm not. afraid of helping okay so thank you. everybody and good luck out there we'll. have details about the seminar and you. know like I said at the end of the day. and this is really the quote that I've. that I've really lived my whole life by.

at the end of the day stop asking. questions no it's the end of the day. that's the that's the end of the quote. why do are you gesturing to me no I was. you saying that's it you were looking at. me late or something else coming see the. ponies at the end of the day I was I was. content at the end of the day that's. what you tell people at the end of the. day do you understand what I'm saying I. look like and I'd lived a message live.

the message alright the end of the day. the end of the day the end of the day. live the message at the end of the day. good night.