#183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show | The Tim Dillon Show

hi I'm Timmy the trashcan and I love. trash. they all taste so good instead of. throwing your trash on the floor won't. you please give it to me thank you for. considering your fellow patrons. ladies and gentlemen this is the Tim. Dylan shall live from Austin Texas you. are it is not live we are in Austin.

Texas there is no video for this episode. why we are in Austin Texas we have a. studio being built it is in the is it. being built fast enough who knows that's. Ben's job so if you are upset about no. video Ben Avery is good on Twitter and. Instagram DM him tell him what you think. of how long it has been taking in to get. the studio together but we do have a. studio it's in the process of being. built okay we're in Austin I'm doing cap.

city we just left the mecca I still fit. it's surreal it still feels like an. episode of black mirror we just walked. out of Infowars mm-hm we did an hour. with Alex Jones this is something Ben's. wanted to do since he was a young child. I. mean this is his Disney world watching. Ben walk around Infowars I was so happy. yeah and listened to every there's TVs. everywhere and all the shows they have.

are just blaring and as Ben just walked. around in force looking for their coffee. and listening to their fish oil you know. the pills listening to the pitch for. their fish oil pills he was just like a. kid walking around the Magic Kingdom for. the first time. it came up it came I. spoke to Rogen and I'm like I'm gonna be. down in Austin let's [ __ ] do it Rogen. set it up. Alex you know we got along famously as.

we would have imagined but it was it was. a [ __ ] wild thing because we've. watched the same thing with Joe we. started out watching the. shows and now we're on these shelves you. know there's something crazy about. watching a computer like what like I. said like a Boomer why do you want a. booter and then you get the chance. didn't I fainted huh.

we started out denying shooting in our. living room and then we got the chance. to go de nom in nothing but it is a. [ __ ] wild when you're watching a. Macbook hmm and you're watching in fours. and then you climb through it and you. end up on the other side of the screen. it's gotta be nuts for you Ben it was I. I feel like Alex loved us first of all.

which was great I was I was not like it. was a surreal experience but when he. walked into the room and we were sitting. behind the desk and we didn't know what. we were gonna talk about I was like. ready for it cuz I've seen his face so. many times I wasn't even fazed were you. pleased at all when he walked in here's. what phases me about the whole thing. right I uh. I think about like. God willing whatever I'm around in I.

don't know 10 years 20 years whatever. the span of time is where people are. gonna look back on this time you know. like how we look back on the financial. crisis in 2009 like people with. everything right now we feel like we're. in it and and and we can't look back on. it like and it doesn't even and and when. you go through any time you don't you. can't imagine yourself looking back on. it but I try to think about like years. later somebody's gonna pick what the. [ __ ] was going on Donald Trump was. president there was this guy in Austin. Texas who created his own news network.

and he [ __ ] got the platforms off. everything and then this other guy at a. podcast in California and it was like. the biggest [ __ ] thing and it's wild. that we have been able to see the inside. of a lot of those [ __ ] things other. than obviously the White House at Trump. right but you know it's it's pretty what. so to me it was just like. interesting to see that operation - I. started listening to Alex Jones I think. when he was in GCN which was up i may be. a Christian Network I'm talking about.

the late 90s I would listen to him like. I'm talking about you know. pre 911 listening to him what I think he. was railing against NAFTA and things. like that like he was always a populist. and I think he was he was definitely on. a network called GCN when I saw him. today yeah it was the genesis. communications network right and that. was a long time ago mhm and I imagine. that's a Christian network right yeah I. think so yeah Ben's like my parents love. it it's on every day at our house but.

that's when I start with Alex and then. like anything else you know you come and. go you wax and wane I went years without. listening to him and then then you know. he'd pop up and I listened to him again. he'd come out with a documentary and I'd. watch it I remember the Bohemian Grove. documentary came out I was like let's. [ __ ] check that out that's very. interesting when did you first get into. Alex because when I met you you were. kind of and part of you know we all.

here's a reality and I said this to him. today I will not back off from this he. is the most entertaining person on the. planet you know he really is like what. whether you like him or not or whether. you you think he's the devil or not he. the guy is [ __ ] transfixing to just. watch I broadcast it for years I've done. stand-up for years I've been an actor. when I was a little kid now I've been on. stage since I'm six being in a room with. the guy he is a [ __ ] performer and.

he's just when he is at his best and. today we probably got just a small. percentage of them cuz we've all seen. him when he's firing on all cylinders I. mean that second Rogen was wild yeah. when did you first get into I. when I got really deep and Alex it's. when he was getting banned that's when I. got really really deep so when did you. first come across him I. think when I think when I was living in. Texas for sure I knew of him but I.

didn't even think of him as like a like. a a guy who was super I don't know how. how do people perceive Alex in like 2010. I can't even really remember now because. I think when I remember him and I. remember is when he was promoted loose. change he was promoting that documentary. and he was showing up to 9/11 events. with the bullhorn and. talking about you know George Bush and. the Carlyle Group and. 9/11 and trying to get you know.

information out there and I remember. that Alex Jones who was loathed. by conservatives they hated Alex Jones. like hated him like he would say you. know it's a mate and again we're talking. ten years ago and and everything's. flipped because conservatives even. Democrats liberals did not like him he. was liked by a very small group of. people and now I've seen questioning.

9/11 kind of go mainstream. I wouldn't say mainstream but it's a lot. more acceptable now especially in light. of Epstein and all these things you play. like yeah we don't forget I have a joke. in my act now where I go nothing will. shock you anymore after I've seen like. if you find out tomorrow if they're like. 9/11 ever happened that Twin Towers are. still there you'd be online somewhere. and you'd be like the [ __ ] media you. know like you wouldn't even be shot it's. a joke in my act where I'm like yeah. [ __ ] media come on anybody the twin.

towers are still [ __ ] there in New. York do you believe that God. if there's not I mean there's nothing. that'll move you off the you know you'll. still stand in line you won't get out of. line hmm you will not get out of line. wherever you are Whataburger whatever. you're not getting out of that line for. 9/11 ever happened if they go by the way. our bad our mistake we didn't really. mean to. we didn't mean to buildings fell that we. we were.

but I remember that Alex Jones and then. then you know when Obama gets elected he. becomes more of a right-wing populist by. the very nature if he's an. anti-establishment guy and he's always. talking about who's at the top so it was. Bush then it was Obama what is. fascinating is when he became a fan of. Trump you saw the whole dynamic of Alex. Joe change because instead of being a. guy that was outside of the. establishment no matter who was in it.

right or left he became a guy that you. know openly supported Trump and also. because I never remember him being. political when I was growing up. listening to him I would tune in and it. was like we're all were all being lied. to you were all being manipulated he. talked about FEMA you talk about mass. graves and then he got on the trumped. ranks he hated he loathed Hillary. Clinton and. and Trump was this you know populist or. fake populist whatever you think and and.

then Alex you know had him on the show. he had Trump on the shelf famously and. then that's when I think. he people started to see him differently. because they're like oh here's this guy. who was just this anti-establishment guy. who's now picked the side now he's a. cheerleader for Donald Trump if you. remember the bushes the Clintons all of. Hollywood all of the media pretty much. now the media helped build Trump's. candidacy by just the spectacle of it of.

course but most people in the media. didn't want him to win I think Rupert. Murdoch didn't even want him to win I. think that the majority of CEOs in the. country not all of them but a lot of. them did not want Trump to win and they. had valid reasons for that like this he. was a wrecking ball and and Alex got. behind him and had him on the show and. that's when I think it was very. interesting to see how Alex became a. different kind of figure to many people.

and then of course the Sandy Hook stuff. which I only started knowing about when. it was when it would because I didn't. watch him then I wasn't watching him. when that was happening right so I we I. only got the fallout from it so I don't. know what he did I know he said some. things he regretted and and then people. did horrible things to the families of. the Sandy Hook kids that died. unforgivable things criminal things. things I will not justify things I don't.

think Alex would ever justify and me. being on that network doesn't condone. that doesn't excuse that in any way but. what I think happened at that point was. that you saw big tak. just like I think the term is like it's. more than even D platform like unperson. him like they took away every. opportunity he had to broadcast to put.

himself out there they took away all his. social media I think even his bank. accounts were getting canceled I mean it. was pretty. wild to watch and again not excusing. anything that he said or that but again. what he actually said and then what's. been put out there that he said might be. different I think he did say you're. responsible things things he should not. have said but just the idea of you know. this Swift and complete. complete the platforming of this guy off.

every single. social media platform and also. restricting his money to earn and. restricting his ability to earn an. income from any of the places where he. was previously earning an income. happened overnight pretty immediately. and it would I don't think there was. really a warning for it it just it was. just like the the gods a big tak came. down and said this is over and. and then you started looking into him.

and that's when you got in a woman then. what what but now that I think about it. this is really funny the when I first. got into Alex was when I first got into. comedy and when I first got into comedy. I got into Patrice and Hicks and. Stanhope and I found that clip of. Stanhope bringing Patrice onstage at cap. city because York's on stage you come. from really Christian family yeah so. when you when you you see you get into. the guys who were like questioning all. of everything right exactly and so I. found that Patrice O'Neal interview on. Alex Jones back in like oh five or. whatever I'm like this is really.

interesting it was like what's the. bilderbergs what are what's the Bohemian. Grove and that was kind of how I got in. the door with all that stuff and then. but then many tv5 kids out that's the. song you're gonna sing what who were the. Bilderberg. what's the Bohemian Grove. [Music]. the wheels the rothschilds go to the. park and they worship an owl named. Moloch it's not an owl it's of whatever. right fans all biblical he knows what it.

is what is Moloch actually Moloch is. it's the calf it sacrificed his children. but it's like a yeah Canaanite thought. yeah it's not a now so you get into not. it was I because believe me Grove it's a. now they see the almalik but it's not an. alibi ever it's a veil but my point is. that that I was introduced to Alex as a. as a comedian he is he's an entertainer. he was always to me just a funny guy. like I'm with you I didn't think of him. as a politician and then I stopped.

paying attention to him because you know. I had a life and I had no idea about the. Sandy Hook stuff until way later when. all the repercussions started coming. down so right yeah what was it like when. I told you we were gonna do it I would. have loved to surprise you here's the. thing I would have loved see here's what. I should have done I thought about okay. what I should have done is just take you. to cap city tell you that we weren't. like I just need you to film a shat I.

need to record a podcast name here and. then. when we land go right there and. had you had no clue I would have blacked. out. see here's what I was afraid of. literally the reason I didn't do that is. because I was afraid of that yeah I said. to myself I don't know I knew there was. a good chance he would get on tonight. mm-hmm I wanted you to get on but I also. knew that it would be completely unfair. to. just throw you on the Infowars set right.

cuz this is your wedding present you. know I mean I'm grieving but this is. your wedding practice I was gonna get. you Alex Jones I was gonna get one in. four words for your weddings your two. years sobriety anniversary you get to go. to Infowars by the way I what you know I. said today on the show I looked at him. and I went I would look to Alex and when. I think you're rational guy. he said he's a moderate oh you're a. moderate which but but by the way in its. in his world he kind of is like he. doesn't want a white ethnos stage he.

doesn't wan he just believes in. pedophile cults and lizard people that's. what I believe in I think I think we're. moderates I do I'll entertain different. arguments about health care sure have. Medicare for all but don't come and tell. me the plan it's not run by a small. group of people through blackmail and. murder each other I'll have none of that. don't tell me that. so I is a moderate but I couldn't do. that to you because I just didn't want. you to like [ __ ] and fall down and the.

yeah I only space that once at the very. end at the very end I had no idea we're. gonna have to watch your back I don't. know what he was saying you kind of lost. track of what he was saying at some. point well cuz he's so good he's such an. amazing broadcaster and he's so. entertaining and he can speak. extemporaneously for Lauren which is by. the way how he gets in trouble hmm. that's how he gets in trouble and it's. how I would get in trouble it's how. anyone gets in trouble because you speak. extemporaneously mean off the top of. your head for a long time and you are.

not relying on a teleprompter and. nobody's got cue cards and there's no. plan and there's just a couple of. articles and you're riffing comics call. it riffing you're just going off the. dome and you're in the conspiracy space. like you're talking about [ __ ] things. you can't may or may not be true. how do you not get in [ __ ] trouble. you're gonna get in trouble all I've. gotten in trouble like I've said things. and then look back at one yeah I. shouldn't have said that but that's what. it is there's no [ __ ] way you make it.

you know yeah we were even sitting in. the green room and they were. broadcasting that one guy who was just. like some webcam guy they have any. talking about the Richmond Virginia in. the Richmond Virginia. free speech rally which is gonna. probably turn into some type of. bloodbath yeah I mean it's supposedly. gonna be you know and they're like. there's gonna be some you know probably. it's gonna be some you know whether it's.

leftist they were worried about antiphon. whatever they said like or. a quintel pro-style. operation they're gonna be agitators. they feel like it the free speech rally. there's like there's gotta be some. agitators and then they're like and by. the way there's gonna be some people. that listen they just believe that we. can't vote our way out of the problem. and we don't want to salt those people. but they're gonna be there with their. weapons and they believe we can't vote. our way out yeah so and me better. sitting in the green room as is going on. go what the [ __ ] and then he signs off. he goes okay I'm signing off and by the.

way we have none of the facts so far but. we have to keep talking about this. regardless yeah. this is not Alex it's another girl. there's none of any of the facts but. this is it's the story and we got to. keep going with it God just go with it. hey everybody it's another bachelor. podcast it's 2020 and there's a lot. going on we're in the brink World War. two Australia's engulfed in flames. there's impe see these kids have tried. to write a ad in my voice for The.

Bachelor podcast that we talked about. what they don't realize is that I'm a. comic genius and they are not so it. would be like me writing a workout plan. for a professional athlete okay but I'll. read it anyway okay because I'm sure. that they're the real geniuses it's just. because of some mistake I'm the one that. people care about anyway let's read the. copy you know it's just the way it. worked out we're just as funny as that.

guy it just shook out the wrong way. there's an impeachment trial coming up. but the world is being sucked off it's. mana. but there's nothing more important going. on right now that season 24 of ABC's The. Bachelor if you're listening to my. podcast you're obviously a fan of that. program you're probably tuning in every. week but you're wasting your [ __ ]. time if you're not listening to a. Bachelor companion podcast the best one. out there we've talked about it before. it's another Bachelor podcast featuring. Nick with schizophrenic parents who.

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week to another bachelor podcast on. iTunes YouTube and Spotify remit he's. not deformed Nick right he's not that. bad-looking he's I wouldn't say fine but. remember everyone escapism is the only. thing that matters right now I'm kidding. Nick we're kidding it's comedy relaxed. I'm sure you'll find out does he have a. girlfriend you'll find when Nick you're. making good money you'll find a nice. lady and you guys can go live out in the. valley and scare and you could and you. could record each other there is nothing. you can do to prevent us from. annihilation the only thing you could do. is find ways to cope but I can't think.

of a better way than listening to. another Bachelor podcast farther than. their spin-off recapping play see I want. to talk about here's the thing about. below-deck I would come on that show and. talk about below deck with you guys. because so they have another spin-off. show recapping Provost hit series below. deck another below deck podcasts also. available here's the thing I'm kind of. interested in talking about below deck. and I am a superior comedian and. broadcaster to you and it's not even. close that we're not even in the same. realm of anything like I shouldn't even. note we should never have even met each. other we should never have been in the.

same room milah [ __ ] I've been doing. this since I'm six years old okay. regaling crowds all across the country. with great [ __ ] theatrical stage. presence I had a great voice then and I. and I could tap dance so the point is I. shouldn't even we shouldn't even you. should only know me through the press. but the fact is I will come on your. below-deck shitty podcast because that. show fascinates me because I'd like to. watch it I don't know why I just leave.

it on for hours at a time and I just. kind of stared it I don't care about. anybody on it or if the boat crashes or. anything I but there's something about. it well I don't know it's just kind of. interests me so I'd be willing to come. on that if you want me to come on you. have an open invitation to invite me on. through Ben don't speak to me directly. don't DM me directly you out of your. [ __ ] mind but through my people. contact me try to get contact try to get. in contact with me okay or have me back. on Theo sure I know he's interviewing.

Tommy Lehren okay I don't know who's he. got next week Hitler have me on the. program again please thank you I know we. did the last time with Logan Paul this. time we'll do it with a big tick tock. star how about this time we do with a. little hoodie. chase Hudson he is little hottie he owns. the hype house kids [ __ ] figured it. out he's got nine million father he's. dating Charlie D'Amelio who's [ __ ]. the biggest tick tock person but you. know what I think tick tock Smisek fat. Irish guys who think that immigration is.

a legitimate issue. that's what tic TOCs missing but it'll. be there in a few years you're racist. ant is joining tick-tock so don't worry. about it well get famous while you can. because you're racist Hannah's joining. this has nothing to do with you anymore. just watch The Bachelor podcast give. these kids a chance maybe they're funny. and I'm sure they've got a lot to say. about me maybe like dan tam that he-man. fauna and Dylan whose parents are Jewish. I don't know why they threw that and cuz. because because we're supposed to think.

that he's but we're struggling Dylan. Dylan the Jew I can't believe it good. for you Dylan. alright folks good luck Oblast goodbye. right we had no idea what was going to. happen before we got but by the way. that's when I thrive I think that's when. Alex tribes I I mean when we start. planning things get [ __ ] haywire like. I I get excited when there's just the. open wide open and I feel like you. maneuver pretty well with some of the.

thanks thrown your way yeah I did the. best I could now there's interesting it. was kind of a dark energy in the. building and I don't but Alex doesn't. have it but the workers do yeah because. they're pretty like he did you like he. may have it if you spent more time. around it but he actually was just like. a lovely guy to us just like a friendly. funny nice guy but the workers seemed. that because the day in and day out like. I mean Rogan talked about it all the.

time I'm like I could not do day in and. day out what they do like to just talk. about politics every day um. you know no matter what side of the of. the coin you're on no matter but there's. a darkness they're all kind of afraid of. him you know cuz I'm sure he lets him. have it every now and then he it seems. like he would every now and then would. just let him half and we saw a glimpse. of it we saw a little bit of it so a. little bit of it but it probably gets. when there are no guests in the building.

it's probably like that scene in. succession I don't know if anyone's. watching where they do poor on the floor. and the head character in succession. who's supposed to be like Rupert Murdoch. who just want to call the globe his. name's escaping right now he's [ __ ]. brilliant Brian who's a guy in. succession they had a succession but he. goes he goes bar on the front doors get. on the floor get on the floor and he. just it's a like a party in the show. succession and he just starts stuffing. hotdogs Brian Cox Brian Cox is amazing.

it's a great scene well worth a watch. there on the floor and he starts. stuffing hot dogs in their mouth he goes. hey little piggies you want it and he. starts throwing the hot dogs on the. floor and they have to pick them up with. their with their bells and it goes you. like your little piggies bar on the. floor Colin oh that might go down here. 10 minutes after me and Ben leave if. they don't [ __ ] do the right yeah. yeah yeah you know like. but there's a dark energy there what do. you beat that too I mean other than the. fact that it's like the topics that they.

taught in there they're on the outside. everything is very large though war is. come like we land that we're walking. around awesome and I lost as everyone I. was looking at people I was like do you. know where the prison planet is we're. trying to find and we're trying to find. the prison planet. there is a war on for your mind hmm when. we walked into the green room it's it's. 50 degrees in there it's ice freeze. freezing cold first thing I said to you. as I said this fills weirdly like a.

government building right yeah it does. it's it's and that's where you probably. get conspiracies that go Alex as part of. that whatever I it's you know which I. don't believe but it is a operation that. is larger in scope than you would. imagine he's you know God several. studios it's it's in news what he. started with in he's one guy I mean and. there's other people on that network. that are gaining in popularity but he's. still the guy and so everything's an.

outgrowth of him and so the idea is. pretty amazing we're living in a pretty. interesting time in history where one. guy can get a following that dwarfs a. mainstream media news. outlet hmm like he can have more people. following him and watching his content. then the Evening News then you know a. network news show that is and that was. interesting to see up close like that. was interesting to see. how that happens that being said yeah.

there is it just a dark energy there. there is like we're on the edge of you. know every single thing they talk about. is that we're in a war we were in the. midst of a war and we're on the edge of. something terrible happening and you. feel it you feel with all the music they. play da da da you know and everybody. kind of has that feeling in the studio. and then of course all of them it's in. an undisclosed location in Austin. because they're all you know everybody's. like I'm sure they get threats and they. have DDoS attacks right and all that.

stuff like the site suffers a lot it's. wild and then as we leave there's just. two little kids like eating chick-fil-a. and then one of the break rooms and I. don't even know I guess someone's kids. are like chick-fil-a breakroom yeah yeah. what would be hilarious is if we let. those two little kids got on and they. were like MK ULTRA is ripped like you. know they just started going off you. know they just they put they both take. out their guns like don't [ __ ] you're. not taking my gun you. know they're being interviewed by gun.

girl. what's her name. that's what I thought they're gonna put. like afterwards they were like you want. to do some other shows I'm like we gotta. run yeah we gotta run you know Alex Alex. doesn't really get comedy but he's the. funniest guy ever yeah I don't think. yeah I don't think he gets we played. some more sketches on the show I'm sure. his people enjoy I don't know that he I. think he liked some of it I bet these. heads run in a million miles a minute. and I bet that there's parts of it that. he doesn't like he found the Greta thumb.

burg sketch what we did we probably play. her agent he found that interesting. because he felt like he's like yeah. that's an accurate depiction of an agent. he's like you're not even he's like. you're not even to a comedy you're just. wrong people what it is you're just tell. me what it is I've seen Sam plays. walking around LA this is real you are. making McCain nothing's funny here this. is what it is I'm like thank well thank. you I. mean he said a couple of things that are. just not true. I bloody know I don't listen cuz that's.

the other thing on the show where you. have to be careful because you're. sitting there and you're nodding and. you're agreeing with them about. everything right and this is literally. what happened word-for-word he's I can. free speech is important when we started. the country we know we had Fred and. Michelle wolf bragged about killing her. baby she said it made her feel strong. and I'm like whoa hold on I don't know. that did that have a dope I got a and. he's a jerk horse is a Nazi he's. literally not so you have to stop. yourself because you're going like yeah. yeah then you're like oh hold on hold on.

wait a minute only because I've not I. don't I know so little about George. Soros I know I know what people know hmm. which is that he's a financier he's. collapsed a few world economies like. anyone else with his level of wealth and. he takes an interest in how people live. and what they do any funds the people. that he think I mean it's like but I. know that he's a boogie man on the left. in the same way that the coach of the. boogie man further I right but I don't I. know nothin about George roses histories. so when somebody goes he's a Nazi.

I'm like goin is. even on a basic level like off air he's. like yeah copyrights and stuff we can. play whatever we want there's no such. thing as copyright so doesn't is this. right Alex that's not maybe I don't know. I mean who knows well I guess I might. believe in the Illuminati too if every. single major company got together and D. platformed me on the same day yeah well. listen he is the. monastic the world that has happened in.

a sense because like he 100% is not. wrong when he talks about a small group. of elite people controlling the world. and all those resources nobody really. debates that that the debates are like. well what are we gonna the debates are. what if that wasn't the case what would. it look like would it be one dictator. doing it would it be worse would it be. some global government system I mean. it's like the real thing is okay well. then what comes next it's really like I. compared to what argument most people. and most people even cynical people like.

myself will kind of be like yeah it is. bad I hate private prisons I hate this I. hate that but then it's like when you. when you people like well let's tear it. all down you're like well great but then. what mm-hmm so he's not wrong about that. I think what's happened to him though is. it's become. explicitly political like it feels very. political as of late and it feels like. Republicans good Democrats bad Trump. good when any distance himself from that. today a little bit but Trump's good.

Democrats are bad and it's just. interesting that this guy Donald Trump. we know has been with these people. admittedly been bribing these people. pouring money in their mouths getting. everything he wants from them hanging. out with Kasich to everything that this. guy is somehow the the white knight. savior of the country that's just to me. I've always found that hard to believe. I'm just a cynical guy and I don't. believe that Donald Trump is gonna do it. I don't believe that Jesus Christ chose. Donald Trump too but there are people.

out there to believe that I'm not saying. the Trump's Hitler I don't believe that. either I believe Vladimir Putin put. Trump in your breakfast cereal or. whatever people on the other side allege. hey I think Trump's just a guy I I think. he's he's a he's a statement that it. isn't working and we're probably at peak. of what this is gonna look like in terms. of you know the economy's roaring and. things are pretty good and I think a.

Donald Trump like figure comes around. after 20 years of a government that's. been mired in corruption and has sold. out the middle class to say nothing of. the poor and that's when a figure like. Trump emerges it's when a figure would. emerge that you know that's like [ __ ]. everything but it just feels Alex it. feels more like a political show now. that a conspiracy show but now those. worlds have fused together and on the. Left they fuse together because they. believe that Russia was behind. everything tulsi gabbard Russia.

everybody's Russia you know Bernie a war. in every every single but what was it. like for you. interacting with him because he was. calling you Ed McMahon because you. weren't talking that much yeah he was. like who's a guy who's a guy that sat on. the couch next to Carson didn't say. anything man Sooey is Ed McMahon I was. how wild is it to out shows reading your. Twitter Twitter handle I know that every. is good it's so real what is it like.

interacting with him it was just the. thrill of a lifetime dude he's just I. mean is there anybody more the whole. time after in between every break Tim. and between every break we would just we. would just turn to each other and we'd. be like how much fun is this I mean have. you had more fun than that than doing. him I mean that was it was such a. [ __ ] it was so much fun um I have had. more fun okay I have more fun to do in. fact I've not had more fun than good for. you well that's lovely if your fiance to.

here. but III I've had more fun but I loved it. it was a lot of fun. it was amazing he's an interesting guy. he's a fascinating guy the operation is. fascinating it's a fascinating period of. history to see up close this wasn't. something that could happen years ago. you a guy could not amass the following. that he has without the technology. probably without the political climate. that we're in like he is again it's a.

perfect time capsule to look at you know. you look at Rogan and the success. Rogen's had and it's like again these. guys are really markers that you you. know if you were like you know you ever. see a tailor who's who's fixing a suit. who's altering a suit and they make. markers with the chalk on the suit and. to what they have to do you would make. one by Rogen you'd make one by Alex cut. leg and not that they're related but. that like they are media operations that.

primarily center around one guy and. they're as influential as huge networks. it's wild it's very interesting I kind. of had a I had a private thought on the. during the interview I thought I wonder. if Donald Trump is watching did you have. that thought at all while we were. broadcasting no but it's not a. unreasonable thought maybe trumple like. that I think Trump and Alex speak III. think it's very possible. Trump has done Infowars he might be why.

it's very possible Trump somebody showed. him the Megan McCain sketch I'm not. positive that that's happened hmm but I. wouldn't matter I mean if [ __ ] Trump. does rogue and wrote and we'll play it. for him I know that God bless Joe he'll. [ __ ] he'll be like listen. seems old irregular came. but yet I'm making Alex laugh I got one. big laugh on the show that that just. made my wolves [ __ ] like yeah yeah.

yeah we won't ruin it from yeah you have. to watch watch calm yeah I don't know. how anyone will be able to watch people. who said how were can we see this I'm. like I genuinely don't know I'm sorry. what I'm going to do guys is I'm going. to clip it and put it in a Dropbox link. and just put a link on the patreon or. something yeah because we can't [ __ ]. around YouTube we can't lose our YouTube. channel we can't start putting clips on. Instagram can we put clips on Twitter. well. yeah I think it should be fine actually. cuz Logan Paul and all those guys have. Alex Jones on count dank EULA had Alex.

Jones on a lot of the youtubers are. having them on his channel I know but I. think that different having him on your. channel is different than clipping his. show and putting it out oh you're riot. cuz it's not supposed to be on there. yeah you're right that's I think the big. difference yeah we shouldn't clip. anything and put it anywhere I would not. I'll do a dropbox dropbox dropbox League. on the patreon pay the money folks you. want to be in the club pay the [ __ ]. money yeah you know I don't know what to. tell you it's a big club and you and I. can be in it for $5.00 a month that.

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a. real interesting energy in that building. man just walking around. everybody's real caffeinated probably. mm-hmm you know tons of editors just. sitting there dead I'd I tried to talk. to some of them they were like scared. did you try to talk to anybody they like. jump no I didn't try to talk to anybody. I just went to the bathroom twice and. then went back to the green room and I. didn't really try to stop but there was. a few people on the Instagram post were. like I work for Alex I'd no idea you'd. be there um.

what did you try to say to the editor. you just I just said hello to them and. they were like terrified and they went. back to their work yeah that's what I. did I was just like hello I think. they're afraid that if they're caught. fraternizing with people and not working. they're in real trouble okay okay how do. you get hired on that network I think. they poked by the way I think they post. like a secret I think they let you know. in the job description that it's gonna. come with some you know yeah I don't. know if it's on like but III they do.

they hire people they need to get people. so I but I do think I read some article. about it from some disgruntled employee. that didn't like it and wrote an article. than your times wrote an article. somebody wrote an article about this guy. and he was I think talking about how he. got the job I either read it there or. somewhere else and they were like it's. kind of this highly secretive thing. where they figure out and then they kind. of let you in on the fact that like yeah. this is you know this has downsides.

[Music]. being associated with our outfit has. downsides. and like we will be honest with you this. this comes with some baggage there will. be some baggage. to work in here. some people just editors yeah we thought. about that we said I wonder what how. much people make yeah I wonder how much. Owen makes and those guys I think we're. who's the other guy he's like the. protege yeah we saw him Rex you saw her.

I did not see him yeah we didn't get to. see the whole time these people are. Ben's like there's oh and I'm like oh. what Ben knows all these people yeah I. know gun girl yeah I didn't see her but. you saw Owen I didn't see you and I. Rex is the browser son who's like he's. like he's a real protege yes right yeah. he was in the tank with Alex the other. day they have like a tank they drive. around into Austin now they have a tank. yeah it's like this big like tank car. like armored car thing and they just. shout Alex was just shouting through a.

bullhorn that like you know Hillary. Clinton slits the throats of children. well that's what we said don't give him. our line that's what we said in our. video what with it we did that where. does they put that content out they were. live-streaming that on Rex Jones. periscope on Twitter because every other. outlet they're like banned from how. great would be of wreck shelters just. huge on tik-tok. he's just dancing around like pointing. to things doing the cowboy boogie yeah. he's like Hillary Clinton's a vampire. you just points to it need to dancer. that doe she got song you mom man I'm.

not you know what I take talk but I. don't know man it was it was a kind of. interesting it was a really really. interesting [ __ ] day I didn't think I. didn't know what it was gonna be like it. went as well as it could have gone I was. very pleasantly surprised by everything. I knew it would go well he's a friendly. [ __ ] dude you know. do you think he retires do you think he. keeps going do you think four more years.

and then he's done do you think he'll I. mean this is sort of a dark thing to say. but I think he's kind of a guy that just. sort of drops one day so he just goes to. the end I guess interesting yeah he just. goes and rides it out until the end and. he just keeps going it's very possible. he's just he lives hard he'd I will say. he looks a little better now he seems. sober yeah I think he stopped drinking. he's starting to get him something. together lose a little weight you know I. mean good for him man you know but it's. it's wild to think about.

you know what's the next iteration of. him I wonder if there is one like if. Trump is out in four years and then a. Democrat gets back in or Democrat like. well I wonder what then he becomes the. outsider again where he doesn't really. have the access. but I think at that point he retires. maybe I think you gotta retire you can't. see someone filling those shoes he's. just a one of a kind guy yeah and a lot. of people would be happy that nobody's. filling their shoes probably well like. Paul Joseph Watson or any of these guys. they can't even come close not as what.

the gravitas number is entertaining none. of them are is wild none of them errs. but I do think that. nothing lasts forever and then you know. there will be people that will step into. that. role you just don't know who they are. gonna be I could never dude I could. never spend every single day just. talking about politics at like we talked. about conspiracies a fair amount but. we're always trying to be funny and.

that's why I'm a comedian so just wanna. I want to make people laugh I want to. meet people happy and I could just never. whether it was fox or CNN or info war. any of these. no matter what the outfit was I could. just never spend all day every single. day just in like this [ __ ] lick on. war footing yeah you've said it before. dude but you couldn't get paid enough. money to keep your mouth shut anyway you. know yeah well though yeah sure but I. don't know if in fours I'd have to keep. my mouth shut I think I'd be allowed to. say whatever I want they would hire me I.

think they would hire me yeah that's the. other thing I had that thought today. like oh I could work here I had that. thought we were in now it's Jones this. place I'm like I could get a job here. just have a show here. probably I mean I could be wrong but I. don't think I'm wrong you could - you. could be my editor and we could just go. there and work I mean that's how crazy. we're not going we're not connected. we're not going to but just that was a. thought in my head like I was just like. oh all the different ways this thing. could go you know all the different ways.

nominee could go I could be I could get. a show here talking about fluoride in. the water yeah and just start doing that. yeah you know in the same way a lot of. these comics went full sjw. like all they do you know they put out. more content of them canvassing for. Bernie Sanders then they put out of them. being funny you know yeah so what's. interesting to me but it's like you can. just you could just end up in a place. where you wouldn't think I wouldn't. think when I started comedy I didn't.

think I was gonna be an Alex Jones Show. now it's stupid knowing me knowing my. personality I don't know why I didn't. think that going back I should have. [ __ ] thought that but it really does. take you interested did you ever think. in your wildest dreams never be on his. show never being interviewed by him. never ever never ever never so cool dude. I'm still just like I'm just speechless. the whole thing you're gonna have to. watch it back with with Katie and Jace.

you're gonna have to I mean you're. you're gonna get you it tomorrow night. you'll be home by when it airs yeah I. will yeah yeah I'm gonna I'll clip it. I'm gonna clip that one line I got off. it's gonna be it's gonna be while to. watch it with your brother and your. fianc I wonder if they heavily edit it -. we'll see hope hope hope not hope not. we'll see wouldn't be funny for just. starts with him seeing Michelle wolf. kill their baby maybe we're just nodding. giving them thumbs up to the queer nod. and giving the thumbs up and that's them.

by the way that's cool that's it no. we're done there's nothing else it was. supposed to be a whole segment but he's. like Michelle wolf killed her baby we're. like yeah. thumbs up and he's like George Korres is. a Nazi yeah and then it just goes Tim. Dylan comedy been a breeze gots like. whoa. hold on slow the roll you. know we got to do now we got a we got to. go do brush at some point Limbaugh is. gonna be near possibly does not have.

guests know Collins mmm Collins yeah I. could should imitate him to him ladies. and gentlemen until rush it's rush. limbaugh rush Bo Lamar uh see live live. from sunny South Beach Florida it's open. line Friday. yeah there's no there's no the only one. that's really left to do is Stern yeah. Stern in New York City is the only one. left to do you know I've done no. late-night shows I never had an interest.

I had no interest in Colbert Fallon I. think my agent submitted a tape to Conan. four years ago but I've had you know no. interest in doing late-night stand-up. comedy but I really have enjoyed going. on all these major podcasts and and and. and radio shows and internet shows so I. think the only one left to do that I'd. really want to do would be Stern rush I. wouldn't want to do because Rush find. enjoyable even though he's [ __ ]. insane i. he's you should be completely alone just.

doing his thing but like I would you. know Stern and you know Stern's the last. one because we've done old I mean what. we're gonna do your mom's house soon. that's gonna be in the book soon and. then you know we've done Joe a bunch. we've done Alex. I've done Bennington and I've done you. know Jim and Sam I've done whatever is. left of that whole you know New York. kind of thing I mean I haven't done The. Breakfast Club I guess that would be. cool charlemagne and them I could do. that that's like blacks turn I would.

love to see you do some mainstream stuff. though too like Fallon like why didn't. you think about that before we went to. Infowars today well you out of your mind. you [ __ ] on crack I would like to see. you do some mainstream stuff as well now. that we've done Infowars and Alex Jones. has said that he loves our comedy I. think that the next stop would be Fallon. and are you seriously dude or gas leak. in the road. what am I gonna do on Fallon I don't.

know just antagonize him go nuts I mean. he'll never have me on Seth Meyers will. probably never have me on it's probably. a good idea that they don't have me on I. mean I've talked a lot of [ __ ] about. Fallon my pin tweet is me saying I think. that he bit someone. which isn't true but it's very funny and. I don't know that it isn't true but I. hope it's not true hey you know I mean. I've tweeted The Ellen DeGeneres is in. the CIA and I believe that there's a. decent argument to be made for that that.

she's an asset that she's helping you. know I mean you know the only guy that. interacted was Steven paddock the only. guy was shouldn't maybe we should have. asked Jones about paddock or fair oh. yeah. well going back yeah we're going back. and by that I mean tomorrow. not kidding but we're going back because. I would like to I would like to go back. we didn't get a chance to ask him a lot. of things today like affair I was very. busy he was very busy we did the segment.

but what was interesting is like I would. like to ask him a lot of things about. but Alan was you only got to interview. the only guy that interacted with. paddock directly Alan and he goes into. his on Alan Alan. watch this guy was a witness you know. the pig would it would is it one of the. biggest mass shootings in history or the. biggest mass shooting in history and. then what is he gonna do go to Alan and. do the boogie what the [ __ ] is going on. have it is don't we have an interest in. having a newsperson interview this guy.

to get some kind of statement on a. record and we send them to Alan so. that's the type of thing we stuck on. yeah something's a little weird there. some little weird when Ellen is the only. person that gets to talk to the one guy. he's supposed to go on hannity i think. he cancelled pretty sure he canceled I. think Alan was like the one thing he. actually did that's like just makes you. think just makes you go ahead. but I mean I don't know that I'll get.

the opportunity to do any of those. things and it's okay that's okay I'm not. against doing them either but I'm not I. understand why I'm not asked to do them. I'm not I get it I also get why as Snell. doesn't reach out I get why you know I. you know it's disappointing. you know I would like to make a good TV. show I'd like to make a good movie I'd. like to make something really funny I'd. like to answer the milquetoast horseshit. safe comedy with something real and and. you need money to do that and you need.

somebody to get behind you to do that. seriously but until then we'll just do. what we're doing on our own and tell. everyone to go [ __ ] themselves you know. with the help of our friends and people. that really like comedy you know but. that's other than that it's like [ __ ] it. you know but it was this was as close to. a black mirror episode. black beera Infowars Ben Avery McMahon. Alex Jones kept calling you Ed McMahon. like 20 times called you Ed McMahon 20.

times. we're here at Benny where's good Ed. McMahon. he started talking about Caddyshack at. some point like for no reason he went. into a few rants where I didn't know I. was just I was on a rollercoaster I was. just trying to ride it mmm I was just. trying to grab words like what this that. I'm okay and I don't we didn't get a lot. of flack I thought we're gonna get more. FLAC on your post is anyone mad I mean. no I mean listen I'm not also gonna read. all the comments I've read some of them. and nobody nobody I mean listen I.

just don't think I just don't think that. uh. you know I just don't think that people. give that much of a [ __ ] hey I think. that we've set up people we've managed. people's expectations to where. they understand that absolutely we're. gonna do something like this yeah you. know and Alex has done a lot of good. work and I mean I know that that's not. the most popular thing to say because.

he's done some work that isn't good and. didn't work out well that's also true. but I mean when I mean good work I mean. there's nobody else that got into the. Bohemian Grove and did what he did. there's nobody else had the balls to go. in there and expose that and whatever. that means you could say whatever you. want maybe there's a high end fraternity. maybe it is just the most powerful. people in the world in hoods. sacrificing an effigy of a child which. is not a real thing it's just like. whatever it is it's like a.

child made of you know sticks or. whatever they burn we're hoping and then. and then this large owl and everything. in any he got that on camera and you can. say whatever you want if you have any. interest in how society works you can't. ignore that right you can't ignore that. you can't ignore guys in the hoods any. hoods in the woods. that's the other thing that my two. little Reid they'll read that that book. that that children's book dies in the.

hoods in the woods it's not about the. Klan either it's about the Bohemian. Grove but you can't ignore a bunch of. guys chanting and doing like pagan. rituals in the woods especially when. they own everything it would be one. thing if they owned nothing any but. those are the losers they're so poor. they wear hoods and chant those [ __ ]. guys. but when it's like who are those guys.

there's like oh they own everything. they own banks and a media company and. they're in the woods. sacrificing a fake child and chanting. it's at least curious. you'd at least bring that up right when. you were smoking pot with your buddies. you go let me explain let me ask you. this let me tell you this when you're.

eating Taco Bell with your boys and. you're all [ __ ] just still a little. high you go you know what's interesting. I. watched a video the other day were the. most powerful people in our country wear. robes go into the woods sacrifice the. effigy of a child or sacrifice a child. in effigy however you say it and they do. it at the base of this large wooden owl. and they chant it's not fun.

we don't really hear about that in. school books. isn't that instruments on it's just odd. you would just say it I had a bunch of. skulls kids or whoever from all the. different Ivy League's not all skulls. but like a lot of them even messaged me. when I said in the last podcast message. me if in there Lee thinks they create. some of them created dummy Instagram. accounts some of them were very funny. and clearly not in skullenbones and and. and clearly just some of them were.

actually very funny then everything like. that um. what a few of them I thought were very. legit and a lot of them are just like. yeah it's a high level. fraternity where we're trying to create. bonds amongst people you think are gonna. be future leaders which I get nervous. know each other so we're all just trying. to like we go into these hyper personal. situations we all tell each other. everything about ourselves and our. secrets and blah blah blah I get that. like I'm not as weirded out by that I.

still think there's it's just the. beginning of creating an elite I get it. I'm not it's not that I'm it's like. that's a very understandable to me I. totally get that but then you look at. like it's still going on when you're in. your 40s 56 he's like you're not college. anymore there's no homo fond of being. like oh I'm in the coffin next to you. you know they don't even walk off in. front of each other anymore at the skull. bones initiation it's like that's the. fun part that's the real fun part you. know I've met right after I messaged.

atom freedom I said you want to jerk off. in a coffin we don't even have to go to. Connecticut I. said I could make that happen so I know. your girlfriend you just had a problem. does it matter leave that communist it. doesn't matter I'll take you to a coffin. a treat you're right the point is this. what is this so that the sorority. secrets of eternity [ __ ] I kind of get. because it's college kids and they're. trying like you know [ __ ] colleges weird. now by the way I'm not saying that as. the great rate contract listen it's the.

most powerful fraternity in the world. that's not nothing it's not enough fun. and he's running away and he's right. that Raymond visiting LA by the way next. week yes la gets fat Raymond very. excited we're taking him the pink wall. we're taking the influencers we're. taking the Beverly Hills Hotel he's just. gonna destroy the city I hope he. destroys the entire city he's just gonna. come in and just destroy the entire city. he's gonna throw a lit cigarette and.

start the malibu fire okay. Logan's gonna have to be evacuated again. because fat ray is gonna throw a. cigarette and a [ __ ] in a wooded area. but it is [ __ ] a show on the one end. like the skullenbones and that stuff and. and all of those elite groups I I I. think that they that's like a a farm. team for who will eventually be the big.

power players and who will eventually do. some probably nefarious things. but not that's not nearly as weird to me. as the Bohemian Grove this is super. weird now it's the same principle right. it's the same principle but the people. are a lot older it's just interesting. it's odd and Alex Jones exposed that and. again it's well worth a watch and it's. well worth a chat about it it's fun to. chat to go I know that everything's. about money eventually I'm not stupid.

and I know that everybody wants money. and power. but it's very interesting to go what. role does the occult. play in this stuff even just the optics. of it like why are people so married to. the optics of the occult in the ruling. class is it a way to just be edgy right. you know cuz it could be right right. like James elephanta says Instagram. account when we were looking at that. it's people just trying to be edgy.

maybe right here's the thing I don't. know I I I believe that there was. probably a kernel of truth in the pizza. gate thing that doesn't mean that the. whole thing was true and the reason I. don't think is true or not as true as. people said it was is because there were. no victims Franklin scandal victims book. written about it grand juries were. subpoenaed to cover it up pizza gate. there were no victims unless you believe. that they're killing [ __ ] everybody. right.

it's on Epstein again victims hundreds. thousands there there's got to be. victims for these type of things I think. to have credibility cuz they do the. Franklin scandal you know when the. Hollywood when the Hollywood madam was. killed Deborah Jean Paul free who said. I'm not suicidal and then killed herself. there's none of this is but but yes so. when you look at those Pizza gram. Instagram accounts you're like peas gate. Instagram accounts you're like what the. [ __ ] going on because these are weird. accounts she like is either rich people. trying to be edgy which I think they do.

because a lot of rich people are just. boring and they haven't really had. normal fulfilling experiences in life so. they try to be edgy and they don't know. how to do it and they you know their. life famously in many cases doesn't have. any snakes so that what they're trying. to do is be dangerous and edgy but I. don't know so when you look at the. occult stuff you go is it that or is. there something a little more sinister a. little darker a little more. superstitious I don't know and I don't.

know that I'll ever know I'll only be. able to look at it and glean from it. what I think you know the Hollywood. messaging and all like the music videos. and stuff is it overtly a cult it is is. it trying to. brainwash kids in whatever I don't know. I think some of the people that work in. Hollywood are very sick and god only. knows what they would like to do god. only knows what music videos would look. like if Dan Schneider directed all of.

them you know what I mean you just got. only knows so I don't know I don't you. know I but I do think there's a fair. amount of that but I also think a lot of. it again it's just people trying to be. edgy trying to be goth trying to be. interesting Billy Eilish is not that. talented she's just not that good so. there's a lot of distractions from the. music. because the music is and I'm not hating. on Billy shoutout to Billy. she's good good for her I'm not hating. on her I think she is talented okay but.

again you wouldn't hear Billy Eilish his. voice and lose your mind and go this is. the greatest thing ever right and but. her songs are very catchy and her. brother's very talented writing them and. she does have like a melodic like. whatever like oh. whatever but that was my impression of. her I like say. whatever it is because that's result. when you listen lyrics it'll be like all. the good girls suck Satan's [ __ ] and.

everyone's like oh so talented but I. think so where does the goth stuff come. from there is it like is she a tool of. the elite establishment - I don't think. so I think they're just compensating for. the lack of voice I think Whitney. Houston just got out there and killed it. I think Eilish is just like yeah it's. everything now it's not just the voices. the fashion and I'm a goth and I'm Nance. and I'm damaged and I'm that and I think. that's more what it is that's my belief. from but again what do what is there.

somebody in the background that like has. an interest in this stuff being who. knows but I think from what I've seen a. lot of these people in Hollywood that. are just trying to be goth or edgy or. dark or damaged they're doing it to. compensate for just not being that. talented let's be honest let's call it. what it is let's call it what it is okay. you know you're not Ella Fitzgerald. you're not buddy who is just like. [ __ ] Wow goal is the summer time by.

Ella Fitzgerald by the way go listen to. something like that I'd look Janis. Joplin at a good version of summertime. that heroin addict Dyke and then I. listened to Ella Fitzgerald and that the. jazz singing the bebop was so good I you. know and I I like Janis too but so I. think that's what it is but again that. doesn't mean that doesn't mean that. there aren't people there that are into. some sick [ __ ] and if they could. Telegraph that sick [ __ ] through. whatever art I'm sure that's also I mean. when you watch Woody Allen movies and.

they're all about his relationship with. very young women and then you hear about. that you cannot look at those ago ah I. mean at the very least you go oh. okay yeah I like that part from the. Indiana Jones movie yeah with the the. teen girl or she's like 20 and she's. like yeah Andy you shouldn't have done. that to me I was just a girl and. supposedly George and George Lucas and. Steven Spielberg were arguing about like. what would have happened or something. yeah why yeah why would we need to make.

Indiana challenge a pedophile yeah and. we learned that but also why if you if. the goal was to normalize it why would. you make such a weird reference it was. so right I don't know I mean listen. there you could look at a million things. you go what is this what is that yeah. that's when you start to lose your mind. you start talking about Taylor Swift. being in the monarch cult right you know. what was great about Chris and Yanis. being in LA this past week is we were. having dinner with an executive at ocean. Prime yeah and Yanis goes how many. people in Hollywood you think are. actually a pedophile and he's just.

cutting into a steak and he goes I'd say. about half yeah well I think. the people in the Golden Globes oh we. had the gold yeah and then because. there's 60 million people in California. they're not you know most of them work. at grocery stores. but it was funny man that was so funny. than Yonex amigos what the [ __ ] is going. on. aren't your enough hot 19 20 year olds. for you people like what's enough is. enough already. um there there it's just a [ __ ] why I.

can't. convey to you people how. how surreal the day was but how it's the. logical conclusion of a lot of the. things we've we've been doing in the. sense that when me and Ben started. becoming friends we wanted to make. ourselves laugh we wanted to explore. areas that most people had the good.

sense not to explore most people open. the door they see something they don't. know they open the door cracked ago not. for me we wanted to open the door and. walk fully into it and see what it was. and that's what we've done and probably. hopefully what we'll continue to do and. this was like the culmination of it to. go on that show to see the operation. talk to this guy who we both you know. felt like you kind of knew and had. friends who knew. and really to just climb me as far as we.

could into that [ __ ] MacBook I mean. which is pretty scary but you know two. years ago we were watching. Infowars at your house smoking. cigarettes in the garage in the garage. laughing because it's funny mm-hmm and. now two years later we are on the show. being interviewed by this guy and with. an open invite back which will. definitely take it's just a [ __ ].

interesting. you know two years it's been a pretty. productive two years you're sober two. years this is like you two you're sober. anniversary yeah with Alex Jones on. Infowars if I make it to midnight yeah. you'll yeah great great question Greg. call if Alex calls us back up and once. the house closes wants us to relapse. right now we absolutely would we drive. right to his studio and start getting. [ __ ] we'll smoke a rock with no stone. track with Alex Jones right now if you.

wanted us to. absolutely. but it will be on the patreon we'll clip. it up we'll throw it on the patreon Tim. de la comédie con for all the live tour. dates that are moving forward we have a. lot of stuff coming up we hope you guys. are grabbing tickets to it we have even. more dates that are coming up that we're. going to announce me Nick Malin comas. are gonna do something in LA. how cool is that we have.

Zanies in Chicago old town Chicago's one. of my favorite rooms February 5th. through the 8th I'm gonna be there. please get tickets to that that's gonna. be a great [ __ ] show they're selling. pretty quick I think we're almost we're. almost. maybe three we were half sold out a. while ago so we're probably home 3/4 of. the way sold out. you know Ontario Canada the grandeur. theater February 14th and 15th. Valentine's Day and if you like me and. you live in Toronto and a lot of you've. messaged me why are you not going to. Toronto I am the Grand Gerard theatre.

Ontario Canada. 15th and 14 to the month okay New York. New York Caroline's March 12th through. the 14th Caroline's comedy club. Bloomington Minnesota April 9th through. the 11th the house of comedy Phoenix. Arizona. May 7th through the 9th I think we just. moved one of those dates to late. February to be part of jfl Northwest so. I'm trying to think what would be. Northwest I'm not sure or maybe we move. the Edmonton date Canada at the comic.

strip I don't know Edmonton we're gonna. be Canada's in June let me tell you what. date got moved right now because I don't. want people to start screaming at me and. I know that you will yeah but I guess. that's crazy I'll eyes I feel bad if you. bought tickets for cap City on Wednesday. they're honoring them Thursday. Helium and Philly Lots request to come. here March 19th through the 21st. helium in Philadelphia.

make sure that's not skank fest Penn. Google skank fest South in Houston I. don't think it is but March 19th through. the 21st Philadelphia Pennsylvania. helium come check that out if you saw me. a year and a half ago I've got a new. hour material you'll enjoy it. skank fest south is March 27th through. the 29th perfect okay good. that's perfectly fine. another thing.

April 23rd through the 25th we're back. in Dallas at high enos. nightclub. comedy nightclub we're in Fort Worth we. did the hyenas we're back in Dallas okay. let me tell you another thing let me. just tell you this date that just got. changed because I don't want you okay. here it is. House of comedy okay. we are moving to February 20th and we're.

going to be part of jfl Northwest so. that is house of comedy New Westminster. British Columbia I. don't even know when that was supposed. that was gonna be March 5th through the. 8th well we've never even talked about. that so well now we're going to be in. British Columbia in late February we're. going to BC House of comedy in New. Westminster British Columbia there are. more dates Tim Dylan comedy calm has all. the dates all the ticket links Tim Jay.

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Dylan show clips for Tim Dylan clips. yeah so we wanted to we gotta spell it. out for these people we got a force-feed. them like children like little baby I'm. so beat right now I just want to go to. bed but I have to go to cap City and put. on a hell of a show yeah Tim Dylan show. clips Tim Dylan show clips subscribe to. the clips channel the YouTube channel me. Nick Mullen Luis Gomez will be doing. something we hopefully hopefully the. main room of the Comedy Store a live. podcast and a stand-up show let's see if.

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