181- Low Cost, High Quality | The Tim Dillon Show

hi I'm Timmy the trashcan and I love. trash. they all taste so good instead of. throwing your trash on the floor won't. you please give it to me thank you for. considering your fellow patrons ladies. and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan. show it is the final episode without. video I know that a lot of the YouTube.

community and what a disgusting coupling. of words huh YouTube community is very. upset that there's no video video is. coming speaking of the YouTube community. I was flying back from New York to LA. and I was boarding the plane and they. announced that we didn't have any Wi-Fi. so I was just I was trying to I was. downloading stuff on Netflix to watch.

and I was going through you know it's. firing off my last tweets unless the. plane goes down and I saw this James. Charles is over parties trending and. James Charles is apparently a beauty. he's a beauty guru who's worth like. twelve million dollars and he gives. makeup tutorials on YouTube that's a big. market. I don't know when everyone went so. [ __ ] insane with the makeup where. it's now you know making people tens of.

millions of dollars I like when people. wear makeup it's nice when people look. good I'm a capitalist Pig I don't mind. walking to a glossy department store and. having a bunch of people spray cologne. in my face I like that I like it cuz you. get in their face getting that little. woman's face and go can I eat it can I. taste it go spray it on my back and then. they always kind of flinch and then it's.

fun I don't mind any of that I just. don't know when. Beauty consultations became like a. billion-dollar industry. these people are making so much [ __ ]. money and I don't even know James Sean I. guess he's a gay dude but when you look. at him he pries I don't even know. between the plastic surgery and the. makeup now everybody looks like a. character from babes in toyland so I.

don't even know what people are anymore. like I don't even know what people. nobody has their original face everybody. is made up they look like they're a. character from you know march of the. wooden soldiers I have no idea anymore. is this person trans are they non-binary. or they caged I don't even know. especially on YouTube you barely know. anymore but this guy they tried to.

cancel him once and I don't know why. they said he was a sexual predator which. I don't think he was backed up by. anything it might have been I mean. contra points to the video today that. youtuber that I like and a and she was. like that basically this other makeup. vlogger whatever you call him accused. this guy James cha and there's a reason. I'm talking about all this by the way. and again it would be easy to ignore all. of this [ __ ] but these people are making.

doodles of [ __ ] money I mean they're. making a lot of money you can't ignore. all of it like you can't just ignore. everything cuz it is culture and. something's going on you look around the. world you like you something is going on. when the videos of people opening a. present are getting a hundred million. views and and people people's lives are. so empty that they want to watch. somebody else take something out of a. box. there's a problem here it's a big. problem you can't ignore it you can't.

just say well it's just the kids the. kids are wacky I think it's something. else I think there's something deeply. there's a psychosis we're entering I. have and I have an interest in exploring. why and how we're entering it I don't. think it's just the same thing as like. people not getting the Beatles okay when. the biggest YouTube videos are our. children like watching people crumble. chalk in their hand. I think this disobey be an issue. underlying issue here that we should.

explore so for those of you who are gone. or do Buzzard or foe shut up go make a. top 10 list of movies for the decade you. idiot who asked any of you to do that by. the way who came to you and said hey. bill can you rank your top 10 movies of. the decade and put it on Facebook so. that I can read them aloud to my family. I mean what kind of psycho by the way.

you ranked at top 10 movies in a decade. I immediately know you're mentally ill I. immediately know you should go in a cage. and be locked away forever because you. put out your top 10 films of the decade. ears for my money these are the top 10. films and shut up stop ranking making. lists the top 10 films of the decade who.

cares what you have to say your 386. Facebook friends what are you looking. for a fight you looking for somebody to. go I don't thank God. cut gems would should make it well what. are you looking for you that hungry for. interaction that you're thrown at you. would he expect somebody's gonna go this. was a brilliant list Tom this was very. smart I forgot about some of the movies. from the beginning of the decade that.

you remembered you're sharp I always. said that to my wife I said Tom sharp. can't wait for his year-end list but so. James Charles they tried to cancel them. once Conger points was basically like. listen the dude's not a sexual predator. if she tried to get somebody accused. would try to convince straight guys. they're gay every gay guy myself. included want to hook up with straight. guys that's just a reality so that's not.

the same thing as being sexual predator. okay I mean I guess if you if you tie. them to a thing or whatever that's not. good but it's not the same thing. but now they they try to cancel did you. and I have no I don't know who the dude. is I'm not a fan of whatever he does but. now they're canceling him because he's. he supposedly somebody found the video. of him singing the n-word on New Year's. Eve that's in a song like they they on. his Instagram story supposedly he sang. along with a rap song and there was an.

n-word in it and they're canceling for. that by the way is there anything less. like is there anything to me and is. there like is there anything that flies. in the face of whatever the spirit of. rap and hip-hop is supposed to be then a. bunch of rats online like a bunch of. rats and tattletales online trying to. get like when that when that rapper I. forget who did it was it a sound that. problem. who was the rapper that brought the.

chick up on stage we're in a car right. now as a bank can look it up Busey. Kendrick Lamar who's great rapper but he. brings a chick about stage she sings the. n-word along with a song and he like he. used it as a teachable moment it's like. dude what kind of rap is this what kind. of tattletale [ __ ] rat [ __ ] is this. and I don't think white people should. use the n-word but like are you really. scouring people's Instagram stories to. catch them singing along with it and you.

people are go you're Tim you're a. [ __ ] fat white guy from the suburbs. are you gonna tell us what the spirit of. rap is yes we bought all the albums. yes I'm exactly to tell you what the. spirit of rapid spirit of rap this me. and my friends driving around my friend. Mike Morris his mother's Saturn and. listing the g-unit and going through the. Tootsie unit and go into private school. so that's what it is because we. respected the code of the streets we. respected loyalty you know we there was.

an idea of people that came from shitty. environments that were tough and we. respected them the toxic masculinity it. damn right it was but we respected it it. wasn't some kunti rat behavior will you. go online and you find this [ __ ] guy. you sing along to the n-word which again. I you know I'm not for I'm not. say the n-word but it seems like a low. threshold to cancel someone now in a. culture that we're in seems pretty low. of a threshold to throw somebody out you.

can accidentally sing along with the. n-word it's just what happens uh uh you. know rap was rap you know it's supposed. to be like cool you know because it's. Yanis pop has made a great point on the. last podcast he's like when you're. sitting in a [ __ ] Applebee's and. journey comes on and a bunch of white. people start swaying you want to kill. yourself so then you go find cool things.

like rap music that talks about an. experience that you didn't grow up with. because you grew up in a [ __ ] white who. cares Ville and rap this you know and. now everybody I get it everyone that's a. rapper now went abroad nice was cool. that I did we went to Catholic school. where the teachers used to make out with. the kids but these rappers you know half. of them went to like good schools in it. so digital marketing or whatever and you. know does your cat's a partner at. Goldman Sachs but the I get that it's. not what it was but still even for what.

it is to just be a straight-up rat isn't. that supposed to help you Takashi. whatever his name is. he goes any rats out everybody it's like. that's supposed to be not cool that's. not supposed to be the move. I used to rat out everybody and I have. nothing to say about James Charles. either way whatever the guy's made. twelve million dollars painting his face. good for him he's made 12 sticks. painting his face.

Jeffrey Star all these people have made. than 18 19 million YouTube subscribers I. had no idea how big of a deal. beauty and glamour was because I go out. in the real world and and and everybody. looks like [ __ ] so who is watching these. things and internalizing them and taking. them seriously I mean III guess it's you. know the argument doesn't hold up cuz. you know fitness people a lot of people.

are watching that but you know the. countries two-thirds of the people in. the country can't lift their leg. so I understand that it doesn't always. trickle down to the streets i sat next. to a British guy on the plane the other. day and there's a and there's and. speaking of cancelling people I want to. cancel this type of disc let's be a lot. of British people are disgusting I'm. gonna come out and say that right now. and you know a lot of people are gonna. be angry at me a lot of people from the. UK and I specifically mean Britain are.

disgusting there's not a lot of. attractive British women there's just. not it's just it's what it is I'm not. trying to get anyone upset it the teeth. are all [ __ ] up they they're not hot. people okay and there's this brand of. British hipster that people do think is. hot with like the man bun and they've. got like mangy gnarled hair and they're. dressing a hipster and like a black and. white striped shirt with leather boots.

and you know their their father is you. know some Lord that sacrifices children. and they're there hanging out like. Battersea or some fun hipstery place in. Britain and I just they're just. disgusting people they're eating fish. pudding they're they're disgusting I'm. here to tell you the truth it's that. type of British in stir they always have. a man bun they have a man bun their Idol. is like Russell Brand they want to be.

like the worldly guy that even though. he's white he's into Transcendental. Meditation and he understands what a bad. boy Whitey's been so to me it's a real. it's a real problem and I want to cancel. these people I want them gone and I'm. not saying a genocide I just don't to. sit next to them anymore I don't want to. sit next to them anymore on planes I'm a.

little sick of it I'm a little sick of. their emaciated girlfriend who looks. like she needs to eat and she can't eat. because that all the food in the country. is absolutely repulsive. unless it's curry unless it's Indian. food and she's dating this [ __ ]. pretty. and just disgusting waif with his man. bond in his hair that he hasn't washed. in a week whose pride whose profile. pictures probably Greta Thun Berg cuz.

he's a pedophile but he's just he's just. using climate change I just I just have. had enough with them I've had enough. with them looking like [ __ ] and acting. like they invented the world when you. look like [ __ ] total [ __ ] take a shower. you dirtbag it's the type of guy that. brings out an acoustic guitar at the. party nobody asked him to and everybody. wants to kill themself that's what it is.

the type of guy who start strumming an. acoustic guitar and everybody goes who. the [ __ ] is this oh it's this British. guy this this exotic British guy who. just looks like a regular American piece. of [ __ ] but he's got an accent and he. thinks he's charming cuz he speaks. differently get in the shower and get an. outfit stop dressing like a Harlequin. clown like a circus person you and your.

dead-eyed girlfriend on the [ __ ]. American Airlines flight in the exit. route which I [ __ ] hate that row now. I hate the eggs around every time I sit. in the eggs are all next to total pieces. of [ __ ] who think they should be in. business class because they could spring. an extra 90 for the exit row you're. still a pig do you understand me you're. not in another section of the plane. you're in the exit row you're nothing. you're not in business guy they think.

it's like business class jr. being in. the [ __ ] exit route no it just means. a [ __ ] comes up to you and goes in it. in the event of a thing will you help. and you go yes and and you never get to. help because in the event of a thing we. all die I'm just a little sick of the. exit row attitude people that had the. extra hundred dollars the extra $79 to. spring from the exit row now think that. they're like [ __ ] the Rothschilds. they're gonna lord their power and.

prestige over every. [ __ ] the exit row I'm done with the exit. row Christmas was uh you know I'm just. covering a lot of different things today. that have been bothering me you know and. then we'll settle into something. somatically at some point I guess or we. won't or we won't you'll deal with that. if we don't these are just things I've. getting off my chest in 2020 things that.

we got to change as a culture and the. tolerance of the British hipsters we've. got our own shitty hipsters we've got. our own over privileged white guilty. white you know dilettante people who. pretend to be in the arts but they're. not we don't need to import them from. London get them out of here. give me the Asians my parents again my. boomer parents their generosity again.

astounding for Christmas we gifted me a. leather bag and filled it with dayquil. and Ricola mints because I travel that's. when you know I got them this year zero. nada last year I got him dinner at Le. Bernardin which is a very nice. restaurant and they gave me a cheque. which was less than what I spent on. there gives certificates so I've decided. they will never get a present again for. the rest of their lives. there will be no presents for them I. love them but there will be no presents.

for them and they can stop getting me. prizes whatever they want they can stop. read gifting me things and feeling they. would take well or they can if they like. whatever they want to do I think that. they leaned into the description of them. that I put out there because that's. literally what they did they found a. leather bag that they were no longer. using and they filled it with things. that I could use when I travel like. antibacterial hand wipes we wish you a. Merry Christmas they gave me what a Red. Cross shelter would give out to people. that was my Christmas present my.

Christmas present is what a shelter. would give to somebody walking in who. was at the lowest point in their life. Merry Christmas. but we had fun with a nice time this. year it was at my stepmothers sister's. house we were. in and out two and a half hours in and. out boom boom boom by the way the length. of a family party is three hours that is. it you are in you are out our dinner our. dessert our in-between or maybe an hour.

before dinner. bing-bam-boom her sister's a great cook. her sister-in-law she made shrimp scampi. and calamari calamari and eggplant all. that great [ __ ] in and out quick Fuqua. and i don't know any these people it's. so nice I don't know I barely know them. because they're all her relatives which. is so great. I love going in a room with essentially. strangers because everyone's polite and. nobody has anything to really discuss so. you make small talk and they say things.

like oh I saw you in rogue and that's. nice comedy that's fun huh you know. there's always like an older guy who's a. kid the PCT how you handling the PC. thing and I'm always tempted to kind of. flip it on him on my care you can barely. talk about eating a guy's [ __ ]. anymore it's like people get upset with. you I don't do that cuz it's Christmas. but that is a fun way to flip it on. something he's like you hold this PC now. you comedians you can't really say none. I'm like hey you can't talk about. sucking off a dude people get really. upset it's like dude chill with the PC.

culture what just his head like he's. mind melt his brain be like wait a. minute war oh but it's nice it's nice. now by the way let me read you the text. it was sent to me from my cousin who. went to my other family my cousin who. went to my other family he sent me this. text because apparently that melted down. so swiftly this is what I love it.

my family and I talked about it before. it's an Irish family so we're on we're. in the final stage of it Irish families. are very good when the kids are young. and people still have hope and then. people you know their alcoholism hasn't. totally destroyed their lives and. they're not thrice divorced and they're. not living back with their mother and. everything hasn't fallen on his face yet. and there's the idea that the kids are. gonna take the family to the next level. they're gonna have better lives in their.

parents. my family that is not the case nobody's. got married a few of us are even in. serious relationships I'm the gay clown. is the most successful bad news now the. younger kids are going to Villanova and. stuff then they might do better than me. hopefully they do but as far as with the. current crop of kids it's nobody's. filled with hope you know it's real sad. and and my father six brothers and. sisters five because one of them died. years and years ago melanoma I guess. they all hate each other now because. every family party they have just.

descended to screaming and and gasps. just screaming a cast so I'm gonna read. you it was funny I mean again folks you. got enjoy it you got a drink I don't go. anymore because I just want to be with. strangers now I don't want to go anymore. because it's not it's fun for a few. times - screaming the cast then you say. to yourself you know what I gotta be. honest I'm getting bored with how much.

you all hate each other because it's. boring it used to be kind of fun when it. would go off the rails but now it's just. gone off the rails so many [ __ ] times. you can't even find the value in it. you're just like of this again it's. boring we all hate each other. let's let's call it a day all these. families that keep getting together and. fighting there's no value in that it's. just over just let it be.

you're not doing anything by getting. together and hating each other I'm gonna. hate show morning and shame room is damn. it just let it go so I'll find this tax. it was so fun it's really interesting. when you can you can you can call. something happening and then it actually. happens exactly the way you know we'll. talk about it I've seen a little bit. because everybody knew exactly what that. was and other news is finally catching.

up and oh yeah they're intelligent ass. apparently apparently they are. intelligent assets and this might have. to do with Israel and say yeah everyone. knew that everyone's known that everyone. with Wi-Fi has know. that for months some of them years and. you [ __ ] have just caught up so this is. what my cousin texted me this was great. first of all let me read you the text. that my aunt sends to the family before.

everybody gets there okay. I like this it's fun to me and a lot of. people are like oh these are private. communication off swimming okay about. that go scratch I got lawyers on. retainer to handle you [ __ ] Irish. lugs now my family's a bunch of Jews I. keep my mouth shot but what are you. gonna do you potato farmers what are you. gonna do I'll see in court I'll see you. in court baby who you gonna bring in.

your bartender friend to represent you. Maliki so folks were having fun it's. just fun you know I sometimes have to. see these people it's very awkward case. you have to be in the same room with. these people and I forget out public. this all this you know hundreds of. thousands of people listen what are you. gonna do it's entertaining this is. entertaining because people I know are.

mentally ill they're mentally ill so if. I can't capitalize off their sickness. and I don't mean mentally ill like. Instagram mentally ill where you're all. I'm dead because no one was here my shut. up mental illness by the way has become. a brand in this country. I'm anxiety man 19 to a 1992 it's like. it has become a [ __ ] brand and. there's a lot of comedians names not. mention that have enabled that and have. leaned into that and has become their. brand and and fine but what they've done.

is they've enabled a group of people to. to basically pretend to be sick to have. an identity uh my mother's truly. mentally ill she's a schizophrenic she's. in a mental institution she's really. mentally ill like she thinks she said to. me once you know Elvis might be my. father. that's real mental illness okay she's. not powdi because sometimes she's. that's not real mental that most people. are depressed because their lives are.

shitty and they're idiots. that's why you're depressed cuz you're. bad every decision you make is wrong. you've been coddled and told that you. were special and that you should go out. and be and follow your dreams you don't. even have dreams you wouldn't know what. they were you should fall in line find a. way find a job find a local pizzeria and. eat there that's what you should do you. should not be out trying to [ __ ]. [ __ ] Gary Vee notwithstanding you. should not be out trying to take over. the world and then you're all kinds of. depressed when you find out that you.

didn't accomplish the thing you weren't. suited to do to begin with there's a. reason I'm not trying to win the Tour de. France okay cuz I'm not a [ __ ]. should I be depressed every day that I. can't get my fat ass on a bike and go. ride around loose no I should understand. that that's not what I'm on the planet. to do that's why half of you were. depressed cuz nobody tells you you're. living wrong I know comics whose. grandparents were in the sea I ain't. skullenbones there they trying to do. comedy I'm like will you get out of here.

and go poison someone in the Moroccan. Embassy in [ __ ] models what's wrong with. you are you a [ __ ] are you stupid. if this is our country and the ruling. class wants to take improv is that what. john d rockefeller would be doing today. BB a in a sketch group putting out. YouTube videos I mean people have a.

nature they have a nature they they you. you but if you're born rich you be rich. there's nothing to be gained from. pretending to [ __ ] be an artist. I'm not saying rich people can't be. artists by the way Mulaney is brilliant. there's a lot of brilliant guys that. crawls brilliant you know. and I and I and I say that because I. believe that and also because I see his. family but because they're not [ __ ]. around but the point is the the you know. but the point is this some rich people.

got a lot I'm middle-class Mozart a very. few poor people have the luxury of. making people laugh for living I get. that most of us are you know I love. made the argument that you you know. we're like from the gooder it's just not. the case. but you meet some of these uber wealthy. people and there's nothing sadder than. seeing a rich person fail at being a. clown it's crazy and some of them are. pretty good at it it's still. disappointing it's still sad it's even. worse when they can kind of do it you're.

almost like god damn it let me find this. because this is so much fun this is the. detects of my aunt sent which basically. means basically she's like I just don't. want anybody I just don't want anybody. uh to come that's basically the text. that was sent out where she goes I'm. just really not into having anybody come. that's all and but you shouldn't. explicitly say that but I'll tell you.

this if you got this text you would say. to yourself oh [ __ ] I should not I. should turn around it's the [ __ ] the. craziest thing I've ever heard. and this was being sent around the. family because people just really. laughing at it because again this is. great this is one of my favorite acts. ever god this was a group text sent to. my family okay here we go. Merry Christmas the house is being.

Decorah by the way the way this text. turns is one of my favorite things ever. again cuz I watch it now like a TV show. I have no investment in it so I watch it. like you know Ozark the house the. decorator the table is being set as a. reminder this is a in caps now group. effort I do not expect anyone to do. everything including myself but I do.

expect in caps again everyone to do. something you're going to a party think. about this think about getting these. texts on your way to a party think about. getting this text on the way to a party. here we go back to the tack couple of. helpful hints during the day if people. could keep an eye out for empty plates. use napkins and empty cans. as cops and dispose of them along with. disposing of their owner would be a big. help after dinner and people could join. in with clearing the table and bring.

there already you should already you. don't go already if you're saying you do. not go after dinner people could join in. with clearing the table and bring their. own and or their kids digit to the. kitchen it would be helpful we are using. the good Christmas China it needs to be. rinsed I will load it into the. dishwasher the soup bowls just need to. be rinsed and set aside on the kitchen. table I will do them later all of the. good flatware will be put in a large pot. with hot soapy water those two will be.

done later on the 9 cup and the 6 cup. pots will be used for coffee many hands. will make light work if we all pitch in. we can all have a fun and relaxing. holiday yeah that's what this sounds. like a fun and relaxing holiday doesn't. that what this sounds like Timmy's. spending holidays with Christina's. family this year so please if you plan. on drinking wine plan accordingly that's. my dad he's not he's not bringing a wine. this year so she's basically like if you.

want to drink wine you bring your own. you're not dipping into my stash Pig. she says you plan on drinking wine plan. accordingly and Tim if I did not thank. you properly on Thanksgiving I apologize. thank you view generosity he gets the. wine free whatever I I hope you. Christina never another fantastic and. very Merry Christmas all the depending. on our mom's blood pressure doing that. and maybe taking it several times a day. I tell you this in case you want to. mention it to your kids so that they. don't get nervous we were trying to.

titrate her meds let by the way there. are no kids the kids are adults you. could just say it in the room there's no. little babies there's no children they. need to be told about nannies blood. pressure they're adults micawber. checking down his blood pressure we're. trying to last week the doctor. introduced a new med into the mix of. president I know that I state that here. as if it is a possibility with low blood. pressure. well out with low blood pressure so that. was the whole tax it was sent to the.

family. okay that was sent to the family. okay that was sent to the family. everybody pitch in everybody help we. don't want any dirty dishes or plates we. got to keep an eye on man's blood. pressure now here's a text I get two. hours into Christmas two hours into. Christmas this is the text I get okay. this is [ __ ] wild just keep the first. text as that's the table setting for the.

second one because everybody's concerned. about you know the house looking nice. and you know everything being everything. has a proper place and we just want to. make sure that everybody is you know. everybody is okay all right so here's. the text that I get Christmas Eve 7:38. aunt Kay my mom aunt Carol blowout fight.

Kathleen and garage crying Carol taking. walk around the block. Tomasz out there yelling at Kathleen. she's acting ridiculous Jesus Christ. won't even make it to dessert I'm like. what are they fighting about he wrote. dishes it's so crazy to me you fight. about like after that whole long tax is. just a blowout fight and it'll start. with the dishes and it'll go into like. something crazy so this is why I just. don't I just separate from it and I just.

from afar I kind of like check in on it. every now and then somebody sent me. attacks because it's just it's just gone. off the red and it used to go off the. rails around 3:00 oh yeah I'm but it'd. be fun until then but now it just goes. off the rails an hour in there's not. even fun it's just it's pointless it's. but I feel bad I feel bad I don't really. have that like my younger cousins I. don't see that much I don't I don't have. any a huge relationship with them which. is kind of sad but if they get on. tik-tok and get a following we could. maybe start we could do a collab I.

appreciate that but it's just so funny. to see like so many messages from people. this year that were like you know what. I've just really started to look at like. my family and friends in another light. and I've said to myself I just don't. need toxic people you don't. you either reality is there's always. some angle where people like well you. know what you're doing it for your. mother you're doing it for you and you. know after a while that's no longer true. because you're like we're just making. everyone's life worse by subjecting.

everybody to this it's okay move on you. have one life. don't waste it with people that for. whatever read just cuz you were born. with people or you were friends with. them for a stretch of time does it mean. you're indebted to them and you have to. [ __ ] spend every meaningful moment of. your life with them until everybody goes. insane and kills each other it's just.

not what has to happen and I think my. family think this is probably the. breaking point unfortunately for my. grandmother who I love and adore but I. think it's the breaking point where. people are genuinely like we're kind of. done now I think people are like we're. just. we've just had enough and I mean you. know that's the new thing everybody says. brain damage yeah we're say there was a. girl heckling me at Fort Worth screaming. like a lunatic and then when she was.

confronted her boyfriend at the table. goes oh I'm sorry she has brain damage. so this is the new way that people don't. have to account for their behavior he's. saying it to have brain that I have a. neurological issue of brain damage that. brain damage. sorry sorry my girlfriend uh started. screaming in the top of her lungs. calling the comedian accont it's brain. damage she has a brain disorder I was. like I think her brains working fine. she's just a [ __ ] lunatic she's a.

problem speaking of people who have. brain disorders I want to thank Joe. DeRosa for calming a Republican in the. interrobang I love job kidding Joe's a. great comedian and a friend that I do. enjoy him he's one of those guys at. convenience a is really smart which is. never a good sign you know and all these. comedians look that guy's smart it's. like a buddy when clowns elect you is. there a there you know as the guy that's. intelligent and by the way I'm.

people say that about me and I was. cringe I'm Joe DeRosa. it was kind of funny they asked him. who's gonna be big in 2020 I got Tim. Dylan's a gay Republican he's gonna he's. gonna make it you know Chappell made it. he said it was all like you know the. whole thing happened where it was. everyone a straight white man and the. Dave Chappelle came out and everyone's. like nubs just man and that's him til. make it all men again including gay men. it's like it's just old straight man and. now it'll be old man so it's kind of. funny but then a couple of people were.

like oh dude or APOBEC I'm like listen I. don't it truly I don't care what anyone. says about me at all buy the ticket buy. the shirt I really don't care anymore. what you could call yourself will you. call me will you call anybody call. anybody whatever you want you [ __ ]. think they give a [ __ ] does it matter. I just had a great lunch at Manhattan. Beach with Steven paddock the great. friend there's a close friend of mine. he's someone I've grown to respect in. the last few months he's got he's a. [ __ ] Patriot I really don't care what. anyone says these definitions don't mean.

anything the mainstream media's finally. caught up with the fact that you're. slaying Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein were. working for Anna for an intelligence. service thanks guys thanks for your due. diligence over there the mainstream. media I'm glad you stopped covering Liz. OHS thigh for five minutes and you were. able to kind of key in on what's. probably the biggest political scandal. of our time good job this is obvious to. everyone I said before anybody with a.

Wi-Fi connection anybody paying the. least amount of attention to anything. knew this they knew it and they knew it. with the Franklin scandal and with the. King chorus boys home and Ireland these. [ __ ] you know when Lord Mountbatten. Mount Mont Ponton whatever his name is. these demonic you know people in the. royal family and whatever we're doing. horrible things to kids and then being. recorded and then having that.

information being used against him in. blackmail going on for a very very long. time you know and I bet you slain. Maxwell right now man they'd really love. to get rid of her they. can't really kill her right now cuz it. would be like it would be too much but. man they really they didn't expect like. the fact that she's still around he's. not really working out well for anybody. the fact that she's still around in the.

FBI might you know starting to be. interested in her and they're starting. to investigate people like her and some. of these other acquaintances maybe guys. that Glenn do Ben the billionaire hedge. fund manager in New York maybe not I. don't know that they're investigating. him I'm not saying they are but he. allegedly you know along would you say. max where were like threatening. fifteen-year-old girls from Sweden that. they had you know brought to the country. and everything because they didn't want. to have sex supposedly this guy very.

creepy dude that had a relationship with. I've seen in New York I don't really. know what acquaintances or. co-conspirators they're looking into but. you know that was one article that I. read today yeah it's like the Boston. Marathon bombing they didn't want the. little one to live like nobody wanted. the little guy to live and he did like. they were shooting into that boat to get. rid of both of them she the idea that. just Lane is still walking around. doesn't help anybody at least she's out. of the public eye she disappeared in.

2016 I think she resurfaced and an event. in Switzerland or Sweden and it was like. a you know whatever high-end event. cocktail party garden party wherever the. hell she was and that was the last time. she'd been seen publicly and that of. course is that photo of her you know and. in and out with that dumb book that said. the secret lives of intelligence. operatives that's the [ __ ] book. that's the book she's holding in the. thing she the mainstream media just. finally figured out that maybe they had.

something to do with intelligence the. woman who was holding a book that said. the secret lives were tough as if to say. [ __ ] you look at me they finally figured. out its the it's it's her version of OJ. Simpson's book if I did it that was that. photo of jizz Lane Maxwell holding the. intelligence book. that's like the media finally getting. around if they had gone to sleep on oj. and then he wrote a booklet if i did it.

they were still like we don't understand. all these conspiracies with oj i wonder. why people are so hell-bent on thing he. had something to do with it and then. eventually being like well we've looked. at the facts and perhaps perhaps or in. full james simpson did have some he does. bear some responsibility it's funny they. want her out they want her dead I mean. they want her dead she's got a lot of. information on a lot of powerful people. she you know if you read the story like. a story which it is you know she is.

Epstein's quote-unquote what it with. whether you want to call it Handler. where she's introducing him to really. wealthy and powerful people to then go. blackmail she's also probably. introducing him to the contacts in these. intelligence agencies potentially the. Mossad and maybe others because her. father was a Mossad agent and Seymour. Hersh wrote a book about that Robert. Maxwell was a media mogul but had you.

know died a very shady way worked for. the Mossad so this isn't a new angle. here but the media just got to it and. they're they're really looking to get. rid of her we're gonna find out in a few. years by the way because every news. story is so insane you can't trust. anybody now we're gonna find out in a. few years he obviously was a good guy he. was like a mentally deficient guy who. had no idea what was going on on his. island he was just one of the. groundskeepers he thought they were. literally running like a [ __ ] summer.

camp on the island he had no idea that's. what's gonna come out yeah Jeffery was. just you know he was like a simpleton. who had no idea just used to walk around. in a big armored sweatshirt. he's the fall guy we're gonna find that. out find that out in a few years when. the epstein truth is come out I had a. Sandusky truther sent me a book once. that's what I knew my career was heading. in the right direction when a guy who. was like you gotta take another look.

into the Sandusky thing the other thing. folks is there are no conspiracies. anymore it's all out in front of you. so if you've got some far-off real like. wild take on this you're wrong. cuz this is all in the front it's here. we know what it is we don't know who was. compromised we don't know who bow in. many cases we do even know who was on. the island so the idea of like you know. know third swords a whole other thing.

you haven't even thought of it's not. it's not we got it they're no more. conspiracies 2020 is gonna be the year. the conspiracy died it's just the news. now it's the news there's never been a. time in America when less has been. hidden from your fat face it's all in. front of you you can choose to believe. it or not to believe it but it's it's. everything you thought doesn't mean that.

there aren't things they're not gonna. try to keep from you I'm sure there are. but their ability to do that seems to be. less and less they just don't have the. ability to keep things under wrap the. way they used to certain things sure. like nobody believes that Steven paddock. thing nobody knows why they don't. believe it we just don't believe it like. it could even gotten the shots off gonna. get maybe but it's just a creepy. shadiest thing ever this guy very you.

know like no social media presence flips. out no motive does this whole thing his. girlfriend deletes her Facebook account. an hour later claimed she had no you. know the internet name of the shooter. hadn't been released yet but she deletes. her facebook she flies to the. Philippines the guy's ordering for two. people in his room but he stayed there. alone blah blah blah. nobody believes it everybody just shrugs. and goes yeah that's where I don't know. I don't know what do we having for.

dinner you know it's crazy you just. expected to believe it you're expected. to believe it you just go okay sure yeah. and maybe it happened but there's no. real effort to get to the bottom of. anything. same thing that those two kids who blew. up the Boston Marathon and FBI think we. don't know who they are rush. intelligence is like yeah you do and. then the FBI was like yeah you're right. we do yeah you're right we do it's like.

what that was what the [ __ ] is that what. do you mean you don't know good they do. FBI snot like a Chili's right where you. like I don't know if we have to sell. those to that growth tonight did we ran. out oh no no we got them like there's. there's there's more behind the scenes. working there right you you guys before. you come out and make public statements. you'd do a little [ __ ] research into. whether you knew who these people were.

yeah we knew them we're sorry and then. they go interview one of the friends in. a hotel room and end up killing him. the feds end up killing the friend and. you have to just go yeah that makes. sense. that makes sense that they would denied. knowing you the two guys were and then. admit that they knew him and then go and. kill their friend in the hotel and then. nobody's heard anything about the trial. because his special administrative. measures put on all the lawyers and none. of the lawyers have ever been. interviewed and blabbity blabbity blew. yet all works all make sense what's the.

dinner we need yeah I mean that's so. there are still things we're but we know. again like it's like it's not. conspiracies it's just you like yeah. they'd say doesn't wash doesn't make any. sense you do what you want to do you. want to talk about Trump but Jesus in. the time machine and queueing on.

whatever makes you feel better. I just go [ __ ] me I don't know I don't. know you guys do what you want to do. talk about the black cube and Saturn and. Satan and I go yeah all right maybe. maybe so you ain't doing nothing what. YouTube comments and you it's just that. he's not really doing much. you know if you you know make some. produce some put something out there.

with evidence with sources and still. won't matter but at least do that but. your unsourced YouTube comments probably. not really the idea that you've figured. it out is not believable to me cuz I. think you might have brain damage that's. all I'm gonna get away with every now. I'm just gonna go I have brain damage. mr. Dylan you are wildly inappropriate.

I'm sorry I have brain damage my brain. does not work well unless you're not mad. at me in which case it's fine if you're. angry at me for any reason it means my. brain is malfunctioning because it's. damaged you know it's a lot of fun folks. you just gotta enjoy it you just gotta. enjoy it and at the end of the day you. gotta laugh at it otherwise you'll go.

crazy if you don't laugh. protect your friends and family try to. get the justice you can get love to see. these people behind bars love to see it. happen love to see just lame acts while. behind bars for what she's done I'm not. one of these people who doesn't want to. see justice or thinks it's completely. impossible I just think it's unlikely.

it's difference it's not black billing. to say it's unlikely could happen almost. happen with Jeffery they got in there. though. and you know they're by the way. podcasting three years from now and now. we know that Jeffery was just a mentally. deficient groundskeeper that all of the. people who were really running the cult. they were just using this guy's name he. had no idea what's going on.

[Music]. I mean can you imagine that in four. years we're just rehabilitating the. image of abstain we have besmirched the. name of a good man I said Kathy Griffin. got married on Twitter man she loves a. spotlight huh she really loves a. spotlight something interesting about. her she just you know she really wants.

not a minute of private time she doesn't. want any of that she has no interest in. that Lily Tomlin officiated her wedding. on Twitter and you're like I listen I. post a lot of [ __ ] I'm you know a public. person to a degree I'm not nearly I. don't have nearly the profile that she. does she's much more successful but do. you ever wonder about just taking a. minute to yourself I mean I don't know.

God lover I guess maybe we could get. back at Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. because they were doing something on New. Year's Eve and she's like [ __ ] those. guys by the way I thought what she did. was stupid with the Trump head but I. thought that those people that abandon. her sucked and [ __ ] them but their. corporate I mean you know Cooper's a. Vanderbilt who works for CNN Andy Cohen. has a network where they you know have.

shows where you know people kill. themselves during the show you know the. Real Housewives people OFF themselves in. front of their kids and they set it to. music that's what he does that's his. cultural contribution to the world he's. to film people's breakdowns to film. people's drug addiction and breakdowns. and then put give you a glass of wine. and go hey there's a load of gun in the. parlor cameras on action you know. that's what he did he's responsible for.

Trump is anyone by the way Andy Cohen. Bravo are as responsible for the rise of. Donald Trump as anybody because they. legitimize that stuff that trainwreck. you know that obsession with watching a. car crash in slow-mo with watching. orchestrated and doctored reality that. you knew was fake but was just. entertaining so you didn't care you know. you want to start blaming people you do.

a lot worse than blaming Andy Cohen for. that by the way and those shows which I. admit I've watched some of them are. enjoyable but when I look back and I can. zoom out I go yes you know probably a. negative thing for the kids on that show. that we're watching their dad killed. himself that's probably not good you. know I mean you want to see you want to.

start pointing a finger you want to. start you know you could do a lot worse. than [ __ ] Andy Cohen but maybe that. was what she was trying to do maybe she. was trying to say [ __ ] you guys I'm. gonna get married and take some eyeballs. away from Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen. who people got mad at because they said. [ __ ] on CNN at midnight or whatever it's. like again if you're not mad at Trump.

you can't get mad at that otherwise you. like okay well we just don't think gay. people should be able to say anything. vulgar if that's your then that's fine. but the President of the United States. is making fun of Megyn Kelly's period in. a debate so if that doesn't bother you. and you and you don't think that's bad. for your kids then I don't know why your. kids are awake at midnight watching CNN. either on New Year's Eve what kind of. parent are you that your kids are.

watching CNN at midnight with two drunk. gay guys think the audience for that is. number one the or is no one I don't know. why anyone's watching anything on your. New Year's. programmers should be turned on the. minute before the ball and turned off. the minute after New Year's it should be. a three minute viewing experience no boy. no I like to do banter I want to hear. the bed with her then you get a friend.

and you speak to them do you see how. that work no I like banter me and my. girl like to watch New Year's because. there's gonna be a performance by post. Malone who's great I'm not shooting a. post blonde but you know you don't need. this all these people man they look it's. the generous E of CNN it's like did the. president of United States is making fun. of some chicks period on prime time.

during a debate which kids are some of. them are told to watch for school and. he's you know or maybe didn't say it in. the debate but he said it it was in the. news cycle he said it right afterwards. and that's like one of the more tame. things he said every day fire something. off so it was like you either just. letting it fly or not I agree with you. yeah they probably shouldn't have said. [ __ ] he shouldn't say anything he says. and everybody should go back to not. speaking every thought that enters their.

head but we with it's not what we have. going here folks we got a real. free-for-all happening we got a goddamn. free-for-all going on so you gotta be. somewhat consistent don't let your kids. watch anything I don't know what to tell. you. that's what most people do with kids. they sit him in front of a TV and check.

in with them twice and then they're 18. it's not the move I see with these. parents you they give the kid an iPad. and say good luck good luck you know. mom's depressed I can't do anything with. you today go play on the iPad. I'm gonna go sulk on the couch I'm not. denigrating people with serious mental. illness but there's millions and. millions of people in these countries. that are literally pretending to be.

mentally ill and it's it's bothering me. and I've always had this idea about. therapy here's the thing with therapy. folks and this is another hot take that. will not be appreciated by everybody. here we go. 75% a therapy are you ready for this and. when you see each here by Stephen. paddocks leaving bye-bye. alright I'll see ya he's so funny we.

have we tried to do once a month lunch. we're both in town 75% of all therapy is. useless garbage you're not meant to get. to the bottom of it all life is too. short. daddy didn't love you what it may be if. he [ __ ] you okay. you need some but the idea that okay you. didn't have the perfect parents or the. perfect upbringing or with a you I'm.

telling you right now plumbing the. depths of it for the rest of your life. is going to do nothing for you ignore it. compartmentalize it put it in a lock box. as Al Gore would say he was running for. president cuz who put Social Security. lockbox compartmentalize learn how to do. that it's very helpful you don't have to. and sometimes you should be sad life's. about that maybe you're at a bar you're. alone you have a couple of drinks it's.

the right time to be sad then open the. compartment and take out all the [ __ ]. you have to be sad about and be sad you. hear a song come on in the car oh it's. time to be sad well up with tears. it's sad time and then you get where. you're going and you go okay we're. putting it back in the compartment zip. it up and then we're gonna go be. productive and do something else I don't. think you have to. figure it all out because you're not. going to you're gonna have to live and.

let live. therapy by the way let's be honest right. now how many people are useless and then. halfway through the conversation you go. what do you what do you school for what. are you doing to go I'm a therapist. let's be honest my friend Michelle wants. to be a love therapist she spent three. failed marriages she was to be a couples. therapist these are the people getting. into this I mean think back on the last.

person told you they were therapists I. guarantee you it was somebody where you. went. that person has nothing meaningful to. add to anything I'm telling you the. truth. and there are a few that are that are. good and there are people that genuinely. need therapy need help but there's. there's a lot of people this is a little. bit of a hustle out there it's a little. bit of a con job going on for people. with college degrees you don't really. know what to do so they're gonna sit on. their ass and listen to you talk about.

the fact that your dad was not as. supportive as you should have been hey. boo-hoo-hoo. grow up stop thinking about it if it. bothers you figure out a way to stop. thinking about it you have power over. your own mind here's why there appease. become necessary because we're telling. everyone they have to get to the bottom. of everything and they have to be okay. with everything and everybody which is.

insane that's why therapists that's why. they make millions and millions of. dollars because we've told everybody. that before you leave planet Earth you. gotta be okay with everyone that's ever. wronged you and you got to make peace. with everything which isn't true. you just have to forget about it so that. it doesn't [ __ ] impact your day to. day life you don't have to make peace. with it in fact in some cases people. that never make peace whether they're. very successful because there's a part.

of it that still drives them to do. things so enough with the sarahfey [ __ ]. literally. enough with this self-care stuff I've. done this before on the show but this. idea of self-care we're a deeply selfish. country of demons the idea that any of. our problems are because people in. America are not thinking enough about. themselves is hilarious that is the. funniest thing I've ever heard that if.

you were to diagnose this country's. issues you would say there's just too. many do-gooders that's America's problem. what do you think America's problem is. well from what I've observed there's. just too many people looking out for. each other really yeah that's what I. think their biggest issue is and these. people are tired all day from feeding. and housing the homeless and they just. can't really they can't do anything for. themselves so they need self-care which. means nothing at all what does it mean.

masturbating with a candle it means. nothing taking a bath. everything you do all day is self-care. that $3,800 front Pacino that you drink. in your car is self-care you're pumping. yourself full of drugs self-care that. vacation you took self-care the kids you. half raised because you want to watch. Bravo self-care the reality TV he.

watches self-care everything you do is. self-care there is no other care by the. way nobody's pioneer that nobody's. thought about that yet so therapy goes. into self-care where they're like well I. just gotta I just gotta talk to someone. about everything apart and you really. said most of the people in therapy by. the way let's be honest have lived nice. lives let's be really honest most of the.

people in therapy and very nice envy. Abul our lives that any of us would have. wanted to live a lot of people that. should be in therapy because they were. genuinely [ __ ] over don't have the. money to do it it's not an option for. them and I'm not saying that all therapy. is bad I'm saying. a lot of it is garbage I said 75% I. still think I stick with that 75% I.

think is garbage self care I just need. some time to talk about myself for all. the things that bother me. well you don't have to talk about them. because you don't have to think about. them you can actually just put them. somewhere where you can't get to them. and then bring them out whenever you. need them and then put them back in. that's all that can be done we've over. we've it's we've overdone it with the.

chit with the Chatty Cathy and I think. we know we have you know I just me I II. want you and then I think I just think. that my you know like the commitment. issues that like he has but then I also. shut up and do something you privileged. I mean the idea what these people talk. about in therapy I don't know I just.

think maybe it's a fear that I ever that. maybe that he has but I did just a fear. that like is it's just like it was so. good it was bad like do you know what I. mean like you know it do you know what. it is get a job. do something stop burdening yourself. forget other people they're making money. by the way. stop burdening yourself with these. thoughts that you you you people are.

just masochist by the very nature they. want to drown themselves in negativity. and negative thoughts this is our nature. as human beings to do I don't know if it. goes back to the really you know eating. the Apple and we're born of sin and. whatever I don't know where it goes but. I don't care. it may be deeper than that but what it. is is it's just indulgent and when you. indulge certain thoughts and certain. patterns of behaviors stop indulging the.

shed cut it off you know I know that if. I wanted to lose weight I can lose. weight. I should I should but it's not a. therapist. is it gonna I know exactly why I eat so. me paying $100 to a therapist to tell. her why I eat or him does it make any. sense it just it makes sense for the. therapist because they need to make. money you know there was a whole thing.

about 12-step programs in the patriarchy. of a a this this this article that was. written which you know was like a a a. patriarchy so instead of people so bring. up they can they can shout Yas Queen as. they relapse and die great article my. criticism of therapy is not meant to. broad-brush everything I think there is. validity to certain 12-step programs I. think there is validity some forms of. therapy the people really need but let's.

not pretend that we haven't blown the. whole thing out of proportion. treating mental health like some fad and. you just you know a lot of the reasons. you hate yourself a salad they're valid. reason your your right my friend once. said to his father because I think I'm. depressed he goes you're 40 years old. you have no career no family no money. and a woman you should be depressed now.

if that was therapy I'd say go to it. every day if that was therapy but that's. not there if you'd be like well why do. you think do you think that do you think. it would be constructive for you to put. no his father was like you're a loser. and that's why you're sad. there's a reason you're anxious there's. a reason you said there's a reason. you're depressed most people want to go. to therapy because they want to keep. doing the thing that makes them anxious. and depressed and somehow mitigate that. think I'm in a horrible relationship but.

I'd like to stay in it and go to therapy. to mitigate its effects on me I'm in the. wrong job but I'd like to just stay at. it and go to therapy so that they could. teach me some coping mechanisms so I. continue to so I could continue to live. the absolutely wrong way and mitigate. the effects of doing so that's what most. therapy is. I'm miserable and I made all the wrong. decisions I'd like to I'd like to. continue to making bad decisions but I. want to be happy now are we by.

you-know-who no right. you-know-who okay it kind of looks like. we were though okay I'm just I don't. want to get a role I know people gonna. go not to me for the therapy ramp but. you know what sometimes you just got to. do it folks. sometimes we just got to do it I love. all these people congratulating each. other for getting into therapy well. congrats Congrats you're in therapy stop. will you stop a real therapy should be.

somebody has to deal my mother well my. mother says totally batshit off the wall. crazy stuff and the real therapist is. like um do you have any proof that your. sisters in the FBI like that's what a. real therapy should have to do not. listen to you to talk about your gash. for a nap for an hour if you really need. it you need it but there's another side. type of therapy that nobody puts any. credence in and it's called forgetting. forgetting what happened.

accept people as they are don't arrange. the world in the way that you needed to. be arranged enough with it don't think. about it you know how long have we done. here we're at 77 if I have a I will say. this folks you know podcasting is so.

funny we wonder when like the podcast. bubble is gonna burst I love like the. girls got any podcast was very. successful those girls are very funny. they went on I was watching an interview. that they did with like I don't have. some Windy City Chicago and like you. these newscasters are just starting to. get like podcaster just trying to get on. the radar now if newscasters like local. news people so that when these girls go. in and they pack a whole theater out. they have to go and like you know they. do this local news stuff and then the. people at the local news desk are like.

what is this podcasting what are you. doing and. like those girls make more money if you. know how much money they made you blow. your brains out. right there at KABC Chicago you'd blow. your brains right out if those girls. told you how much money what is this. podcasting what's going on a lot of. people of these podcasts now yeah you. think should just write a number on the. pad and say this is what I made last.

month and then you see newscasters you. see their faces go go blank for a minute. and then they would just like swallow. hard there was like gulp and then they'd. have to get on because newscasters are. are basically selling their [ __ ] in the. street right now local newscasters I. mean those people are like they'd love. to get traffic to Epstein's Island they.

think those girls had a good I just love. the idea of like yes for dismissively. about pod can't what's this what's this. podcast everybody doing what are you. girls make they just turn around they. just write a number on a pad to go. here's what we met here's really made. last year and then the local news. anchors just her like oh gosh and they. just take out a gun and they blow their. brains out I think that would be Hillier.

I'm trying to write a sitcom about a kid. who's building a tick-tock Empire and. he's the only one in his family who. works and he has to me he makes them do. more and more demeaning [ __ ] all the. time but this is the only way that he. you know the family can make any money. so the kid like four system like the. grandmother has cancer but he forced to. sort of like do tick tocks and like. smoke weed and everything and like it's. just part of it's part of trying to come.

up with something I think that might be. fun just like social media being the. only way out you have this Rust Belt. family that's taking orders from this 15. year old tic-tock er because he's their. only shot kind of like that show the. other one a Comedy Central that failed. spectacularly remember that. funny and then they didn't know how to. market it now knowing now it's gone. about the young YouTube kid and he had. the the disciplines that were failed. failures in the business or whatever. we're near do Wells and he was the only.

one that could make it work that's good. they're in a good place over there. they're in a good they're in a good. place. cable TV the future. basic cable the future I'm trying to. think if I had one channel right now if. I could own one channel what would I. want to own. maybe Lifetime television for women cuz. that you can just ratchet up and get. crazier and there's gonna be like an.

audience for it but like a comedy. channel they're just gonna go to the. Internet but lifetimes got a real. specific audience of like women that. wish they were beaten that's like the. women that watch lifetime women that. wish anyone cared enough about them to. hit them they would love the passion of. a hand smacking their face that's who.

watch his lifetime so I think with that. group of people watch and you could do a. lot the future is real bright. if that's your crew cuz they'll take the. ride with you Tim you like comedy comm. we have a lot of we have a lot of great. a lot of great opportunities for you. we're launching our jewelry line very. soon we can go door to door and kind of.

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jewelry that can resell they can times. are tough they can boil it down it can. melt it down but it's gonna really. enrich their lives so what you do is you. knock on the door and you say hi let's. just say your name is Carol hi my name. is Carol and I'm with Dylan Jules would. you would you would you have any a few. min hey they're gonna sign your face she. the first lines got to be very important. you could do you have any time today.

discuss low cost well-made jewelry we. want to get you in a plan on a plan in a. plan hey we want to get you look look. him in the eye. hi my name is Carol I'm from Dillon. jewels do you know time today and that's. cuz you do high voice good do a lot of. time today to talk about low-cost highly. made now hold on.

low cost well-made jewelry from from. podcaster Tim Miller podcasters him. Dylan has had a passion for jewelry. entire life he goes and buys e stones at. the diamond district. he cuts him himself he supervises it. while other people do the stone cutting. and we get him out to you for low cost.

low money and what you can do is then. you can start selling these to your. friends and family we want the jewels to. go to you and we want you to bring the. jewels to your friends. and we were gonna call it run the jewels. and then we got sued but that's where. what we want so you gonna have to learn. how to sell cuz it's not a that is a. little bit of a rough sell knocking on. someone's door trying to talk to them.

about jewelry what do you do for a. living if you ever thought about selling. jewelry if you ever thought about. creating opportunities for yourself and. your family. well how about creating opportunities. for yourself and your family with low. cost low cost well-made jewelry from. podcaster Tim Dillon do you feel do you. feel do you feel like sometimes your job. you're boxed in or you hit a ceiling do.

you not want to feel like that is. twenty-twenty gonna be your year or not. maybe that's the entrance point you look. at them and go hey let me ask you a. question you're on the doorstep. it's 2020 gonna be your year and if they. say no go why not and if they say yeah. say why and here's the thing you have. the same here's what your you over you. have an ace-in-the-hole. because the answer to this question is. the same no matter what they say and. it's Jules there to sell jewelry you.

have to tell them that no matter what. happens the guy's not my ears well. you're not selling jewelry. it is my year and you go nope you gotta. sell jewels by Dylan and you say to them. have you ever heard of multi-level. marketing it's very different than a. Ponzi scheme. say that right away say that right away. because they need to know that what. you're doing is different than what. other people do so I'm not here selling.

you that's another one you do go I'm not. here to sell anything you what I'm here. to do is get you involved in an. opportunity and the opportunities. actually just create opportunities for. your family and friend with a line of. jewelry that you will sell door-to-door. for Dillon jewels that's all so we're. very excited about that that's rolling. out and then if you're interested in. that we have a course that we're gonna. give at the Scottsdale Marriott and the. $7,800 but it includes four days.

breakfast and non-stop seminars where we. introduce you to the jewelry and about. selling the jewelry and we talk about a. lot of things that are gonna be. essential if you want to create. opportunities because that's the. business we're in its the creating of. opportunities so $7,800 you could you. could you could you could finance a. charge take out a credit card put that. eight G's on the card put it on the card. do you think Warren Buffett would be.

where he is today if he didn't do. everything he could to go to a seminar. in the Scottsdale Marriott about selling. jewelry by the way as I do this as a. joke I some of you were so stupid that. I'm doing myself a disservice by not. ripping you off more you know what I. mean like what Gary Vee and all them. have realized about the planet is that. many of you don't deserve to not be.

robbed. that's what Gary's really he's like no. rob there they they're there to be. robbed there's that dumb just take it. from them Tim to the comedy calm for all. our dates that are coming up please come. to the shows they're very fun Tim Jay. Dylan di llo and on Instagram Twitter. follow tell your friends about the show. we got a lot of live events coming up. we're all over the place please.

this is gonna be our year not because of. comedy we don't really care about that. but because of the jewel business that. we are starting and I want you to take. it seriously she's not a joke. there is a mailing list on my website. sign up for the millions it says we're. gonna alert you about live shows and. stuff here's what's really gonna happen. we're gonna give you the ammunition well. out was we decided that wasn't a good. word so all the school training we're. gonna give you the resources to create.

opportunities for your friends and your. family by selling high quality. low costs jewelry door-to-door or in. your office until they threaten to fire. you because that will happen because. they're playing haters they are player. haters wherever you work but before they.

do you set up a little kiosk at. Applebee's right on the bar now the. manager is gonna come up to you at. Applebee's and he's gonna go why do you. all these turquoise necklaces on the bar. and you go if you heard uh Dylan jewels. by Dylan by podcaster Jim Dylan I said. he's gonna go you can't do that here you. can't do that here you cannot sling. turquoise jewelry from the sample bees. and you say it is low-cost high-quality.

jewelry straight his face high cost look. see I [ __ ] it up again eyes hot cost. low quality that's it that is the. hardest thing about this it's not the. hardest thing about it is to not say. high cost low quality because then then. even though you can laugh it off people. are still believe that that's the case.

so you have to do is say low cost high. call you gotta practice in the mirror. low cost high quality low cost high. quiet and if you can't do your wife get. in your face while you're doing this. uhyou let's ain't hit him but mushroom. shove him get him out of there. low cost high quality low cost high. quality and that's what he says you. cannot sell jewelry like this at this. island burgers and shakes that you work. at you go hey it's low cost high quality.

I'm just creating opportunities for. people so that's who. to do here we'll try to get out of this. trying to get a merge game but I don't I. don't want to just do standard merge I. want you guys to follow me into a pit. and I think the baths the best way to do. the best way to do that. what is everybody like jewelry but. what's the problem with jewelry.

oftentimes what is it high costs low. quality we've solved that cuz this is. high quality low cost and what's the. other problem truly you got to go get it. or wait for someone to love you enough. to give it to you and not gonna happen. ladies watching lifetime you get your. own jewels ephah so what you have to do.

is in your own home you can have little. parties like Tupperware parties where. you get a bunch of your single women. friends together no the reason that. nobody [ __ ] us and loves us is because. we don't have high quality low cost. jewelry on ourselves at all times and if. we did we would look better and we'd be. able to you know enrich yourself or your.

friends like for example let's say I'm. having lunch Ben doesn't have a mic out. for himself but it doesn't matter you. can imagine Ben mm you're having lunch I. haven't seen Ben in a while because this. is the thing you your friends are your. your business base now you're the people. you're gonna sell to your family that. people gonna sell to so I haven't seen. Ben in a while I request him on Facebook. we haven't seen each other in 10 years. now we're gonna go out to a lunch I'm. going to sell him the jewelry listen to. this we are at now at lunch where where.

would we be having lunch maybe we're at. Panera Bread okay hey Ben good to catch. up with you hey I haven't seen you in so. long man it's been a very long time what. have you been up to not much just. podcasting out here you know just living. in LA you go back to New York what are. you doing what are you up to. okay none of that would happen okay so. Ben. venez already saying things it won't. happen that's not what's gonna happen. here's what will happen I'm gonna be the. person sitting there Ben's gonna be me.

because he can't even handle doing the. part of the buyer that's not how people. talk I'm gonna let your New York no one. talks like that. it's [ __ ] elitist cut now you're now. Mary I'm the BA I'm the buyer okay hey. hey hey Ben you want to buy some jewelry. no you don't start like that you have to. just say hello first establish rapport. build rapport hey man it's good to see.

you haven't seen you in so long it's. very good to see you I'm looking into. creating opportunities for myself and my. family sometimes as if I don't have. anywhere to turn do you think is there. any potential Avenue you see to me. making any profit in 2020 even involve. like direct to market sales I have a. great persona and personality and a. large network of family and friends it's. ever-expanding I would like to take. advantage of that Network and sell them.

things maybe jewelry do you have any. ideas have you heard of podcaster Tim. Dylan's jewelry we sell it at a low cost. high quality whoa the jewelry is. high-quality but it is low cost so I. don't have to spend a lot of money to. give my friends and family something. that is very beautiful is that correct. that's good.

is there a seminar where I could learn. about this jewelry I will spend up to. $10,000 on this seminar how much is a. seminar it's 5,000 tall I am so happy I. may take it now twice is it in Arizona. at the Scottsdale Marriott that's right. very good well this is a good launch I. don't want to waste any more time eating. at Panera. because I want to start booking tickets.

to go to the Marriott so I can sell. jewelry for podcast. Jim Dylan because he's sick of comedy. and everyone in it so he wants to just. rip people off now because he's the. idiot that is it he's the one person. who's not hitting people in the head. with a shovel and they're mad about they. go why aren't you hitting me in the head. with a shovel my head is here and. there's a shovel get to work. goodbye folks.