#178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show
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we know that everybody gets very angry. video is coming back regular every week. in 2020 people gonna be there meet. people gotta [ __ ] beat their meat we. get it the it's too windy to shoot. outside and too cold in California so. what we're doing is we're gonna get a. studio we're looking at a few we're. gonna have one twenty twenty it's going. do you think you have a not everyone. whoever you most people but you think of. a few people who is look some people.
might be attracted to you and your. brother you for that reason but I'm. saying more like they like what you're. saying and it just getting into a frenzy. jerking off to not that sexually you but. just a feeling you're revoking I would. say that a fair amount of people listen. to the show are such too generous and so. lazy that they just do two things at. once. and they just jerk off and listen to the. show and it's like it one has nothing to. do with the other yeah I imagine a lot. of people that listen to the show just.
spend a lot of their life in one. position I think I probably drove off. with him though when a but watching porn. but anyway I've done things like that. where you're like I'm not jerking off to. what's going on but it's just time to. get it out yeah they're gonna ban the. people are talking about banning porn. what there's a discussion booth somebody. on Twitter. nobody really other thing you would. think like it's nobody there's no money. in porn right like someone's making. money because there's gotta be something.
there's a billion Billy they would say. it's a billion dollar industry I don't. know I know like lot of its free you. know the big star is they know they had. their version of patreon the webcam [ __ ]. yeah and like you know and you get you. get a pair of that. whatever the soil it's nice but like but. you know that from an article you've. read we had when the couple times right. or paid for like a garment or. interaction even with interesting I.
would love to pay for you to have an. interaction only to watch it start only. for you to be like hello I think I could. pull hello I think would be amazing I'm. am I'm very happy with Lucy are you. jasmine but I think it would be. interesting I think she made behind it. 100%. yeah me to try to pull a webcam girl. would it be pull away like actually like. baïdir' date a webcam girls are not. paying but first of all it goes without. saying yeah start out pay but then then.
woo her but you know so a lot of people. a lot of people start out that is the. fantasy right like that's the that's the. course I was seeing back in the day was. yeah is that like because they make you. think that like you kind of like it. right that were they kind of like think. that one day yeah she's just gonna look. at you go ahead put the money away put. that money away I just want you and.
there is there was some documentary I. was watching about a guy who has just. been paying this webcam girl if you know. what it is you could tweet me or. whatever DM me I forget what it was but. he was paying her for like years hmm a. lot of money and then she went spent a. weekend with him and it was [ __ ]. weird for both of them it was like this. is weird and I don't because they were. so used to that digital relationship she. even I think maybe wanted to try to give. it a go well he's like how's school.
going oh you know my professors like. anybody I like you I went to college in. this and then had something in common. maybe yeah whatever like it's just yeah. but that's different than like looking. you on tinder you go on great d'azyr gay. tinder is just Grindr there's all. different pointy yeah you going these. dating apps and like you strike up a. rapport but like a fraction of those. actually work well in the date you know. I mean yeah it right it's my. easier the barrier to entry is so much.
lower when you're just online right and. the idea that something could work and. then when you're with somebody and. you're in their physical presence it's. much harder especially for prolonged. period of time yeah it's one thing a. weekend is a long period of time that's. insane right so it's like you could go. out to dinner get hammered but a [ __ ]. weekend he should have played it like. hey I'm gonna be in town for the weekend. maybe we'll get dinner not let's go have. a weekend to go by but like see if you.
can get something going but the pressure. for a weekend that's crazy yeah but that. so that's interesting I had a girl. yeah like effectively do that I feel. like a first date but then she got. making one buy her groceries what one. was this years ago I was like no but. basically she she I think she was trying. to like I don't think she a good living. situation I'm certain she didn't I think. she I would imagine she had a very sad. living City was sleeping in my bed with. me yeah but she didn't have sex yet oh.
come she said she's on her period which. is alright but then but you know. eventually she'd let me jerk off like. next to her and this was one night you. know it was like at night it turned into. a few nights oh so she just really. wanted a place to stay I think so and. the furthest you got was jerking off. next to her yeah well that's romantic. and then she how was she when you were. jerking off next when was she laying. down was she favors laying down next to. me was she looking at you she was like. in yeah she was she was engaged okay um.
was she fully clothed. no she had her top off okay and touching. I could touch I could tell you look at. hits that was fair game this was what. night three lived there for six months. no quick shoot a liar hold the phone. yeah this woman was being dishonest. Raymond she had your reasons vibe she. looked at you and she said I'm gonna get. over on him right and I felt that right.
away yeah um it feels sketchy right away. and I think it was like does it feel. sketchy right away how do you eat em you. meet her on tinder. tinder and she's like um we were having. a rapport back and forth we actually got. dirty right away I think [ __ ] she might. have initiated I wasn't a guy who go hey. won't see my dick right but you know we. were sending dick pics and stuff back. and forth and then she's like I think of. the school the time whatever and I. basically met up Applebee's and yeah I.
guess we were strike it wasn't the best. day but she's like you wanna go watch a. movie at your place I'm like sure which. is odd I mean for her for our first date. which was like we met for like. half-price apps kind of thing it was. yeah we didn't have like a. two-and-a-half-hour she was wowed by the. Half Price happy right I'm saying she. initiated the movie at your place I knew. it was like this seems quick right so I.
was like you know I this is the time. when I was running and I was you know. five miles today and I was like in. better shape so you know maybe she just. wants some pipe rhyme maybe not I mean I. could [ __ ] [ __ ] but really I was you. know it's possible I'm not bad looking. guy in that moment yeah and uh okay. raise a flag and then we get back to my. place we watch I think that Joan Rivers. doc oh that piece of work. yeah how many doc yeah and then we end. up she winds up but she slider her.
wanting to go to your home is a red flag. Wow like that raised it was very quick. it wasn't like me yeah usually in my. experience maybe if you have a great. jawline great bodies yeah quick but it's. like you know you're hanging out you're. building rapport you know usually we. drink it but not like no one's getting. super drunk we're drinking any kind of. it kind of right and usually a few hours. goes by Rand Paul's got a few people in. there you put her in there it's a. practical joke oops plainer than it's a. joke everything that's happening to joke.
and this is gonna be okay and it's okay. and you just say these are your friends. and they help you move and you got a. moving business on the side and then. man and then you explain to her that. it's for her own good that you've. restrained her because people could get. hysterical and she could hurt herself. you just you just don't want her to hurt. herself so I understand that your usual. process and I would stand it usually is. a little more of a yeah you talk of war. no it's just you're having a good time.
yeah your vibe I get it I understand it. really was much vibrating talk to. somebody online and they're too good you. know to it girl I'm like oh you're just. trying to [ __ ] you want me to send. you my bank account info right and so. exactly yeah so yeah by me and she's up. like crashing on my bed and me like yeah. I suppose respond to the top off reverie. in [ __ ] that's fine look whatever really. means quick anyway it was soon anyway. right and then I think she left in the. morning and then she like the next day. like you know suppose I went to school.
to work whatever was the guy who I hang. out Isaac all right and she came over my. place and she was like God you wanna be. things either you would go supermarket. I'm like all right so we start picking a. few things up to make like you know so. and then she like at one point grant is. really expensive every salad I think she. wanted to salad okay but like she bought. this really just buying it's really. expensive like dressing okay he's like. yogurt base dressing and she's like you.
said and that's when you knew well at. that point oh yeah we got those check. out and I basically I think exactly how. I'm sticking with it by was like she'll. go separate yeah separate yeah and she. yeah because I could see she was like. she thought I was gonna buy everything. and she's just picking out her groceries. this is a real moment. yes relationship right you are walking. around a grocery store with her and this. is what where is this would be like. Holbrooke area so you're a stop and shop.
or at least a stop a job yeah. so you're at stop and shop with her yeah. she starts padding the wagon yeah with. high-end items right and then you get. now there's no discussion as to who will. pay right and yeah but it seem like. she's it's for more than just one night. it seems like she's gonna take this home. in my head. you should home with her now maybe that. but was it more like would it have just. been for one night. well maybe I wasn't making a ton of.
money back then that would be really. careful I was because see they just seem. like a weird move it seems so let me. explain yeah when you're at the cash. register and then and you say separate. how do you decide who's buying what. because you're just you have one why did. I pick that certain things you have like. nothing jingo hey this would be really. good you want to get this it'd be like. she start picking things out right and. like didn't discuss it I'm like this is. day two. yeah and I think I'm saying I mom I can.
make this I can make whatever it would. be I figure I was cooking at the time. there's cases these or something I don't. know I mean this is chilly and yes you. tell everybody to think I'm a little bit. of a chef so yeah I mean so basically. all these weird things that she was. picking out in Carrigan I mean now when. you say separate Oh Bob you see what is. Jim Jimmy. she didn't play her hand now she goes. cold you could see that well a little.
cold but that's not what ruined that. means that might be the seeds of ruin. those interesting but that didn't maybe. now what ruins it so days go by look I. mean I take in the I hop done in the. next morning and we're like so we booked. at omelets right and then she orders. crepes on the side naked I wasn't making. a lot of money at the time let me ask. you yes you're in ordering an omelet at. IHOP because you're doing a high-protein. thing you don't just say you ain't heard. I'll decide to split pancakes we wasn't.
we won't guy our meals just okay and she. was I want to get crepes in the Seidman. okay that's fine like I was bored to me. is more like I was racking up the price. I didn't say that right so it's fine but. she's cute three dollars like seven or. eight dollars right here thing I'm not. gonna begrudge it to her. I'm I'd rather didn't we don't rack up. all these bills more whatever I'm at I'm. at all these bills three days in I'm. just younger based salad dressing crepes.
I'm just saying here's the thing she. doesn't need them she doesn't need them. eat the crepe she barely eats like it. maybe have her amma at most right. she may take one bite of the cracker she. look like what does this woman look. that's just a thin woman she's thin a. thin blond woman attractive getting into. her mid-thirties and like used to be. like hotter and now she's a sin blonde. woman and she's in her mid-30s. yeah and does she look worn she wasn't.
super warm but she was yeah but it was. on the good side of almost war right she. seen some maybe late nights she claims. she used to run a fashion line and the. Hampton yeah there's a lot of people. make a lot of claims exactly a lot of. what so everything's everything suspect. everything everything my point is so. look she already creams doesn't even eat. them it's like Oh what is that a lot of. them she doesn't even have a fork phone. she might have one fork full maybe okay. to me it just screamed like I want to.
see if you'll spend money she's trying. to see what kind of man you are at the. IHOP I guess so she's trying to judge me. by how much crepes and how do you handle. the situation I let it go but it's like. it's in the head it's in my head there. okay and then I'm [ __ ] there we go. Starbucks and weed she gets her coffee. and we go and we paid the bill at IHOP. pay the bill and then we we come back in. my place she leaves for the night I.
think there's like a Thursday or Friday. we make plans I guy I love photography. shoot in like you know huntin somewhere. like up north in Long Island that's. Saturday Bruce has to hang out it was a. hangout Sunday that's our plan we're. gonna hang out Sunday I'm busy on. Saturday certifier Friday what we know s. or and so I I guess she even texted me. cuz we took this before North Shore Long. Island we went there no no no cell.
signal you can't get a [ __ ] cell. signal not Frost not for Sprint no not. for it never slaves like us slice. [Music]. so I'm out there I'm shooting like. whatever about sweet sweet 16 and. whatever the [ __ ] wedding and I get. she bit like I basically get one of you. out of there. I get all these voicemails from her like. just cursing at me calling me a [ __ ]. piece of [ __ ] for not like we made plans. and I have to call back like hey sweet.
sweetie pie. for enterprise you know it's so good. we're gonna be fine I was just like I. had no reception kind of aggressive. she's kind of an aggressive person we. end up going to a Greek restaurant that. I like on Sunday and she starts ordering. zucchini fries and not eating them again. and telling me about this business she. used to run and that's when you broke. her nose I started like second-guessing.
the business stuff like why would high. this fall apart cuz she she pushed with. the zucchini fries and you decided well. all her out for being a fraud yeah and. then she one goes she wanted to go laser. tag I think and how old was she. 36 and she wanted to go to laser tag. yeah she was at one point that wanted to. go out with nyle it should sink yeah cuz. she was like she kept on look I want. someone to date me like was that mean.
like we have to do things activities and. so uh yeah so she starts we have big you. know screaming match in the car because. I was basically calling her out I start. calling around bout her how I think. you're a fraudulent fashion designer I. don't think you had a business and you. ordered these fry how what if she swears. back at you. she said you fat piece of [ __ ] yeah yeah. that's not you cheap [ __ ] like why you. already zucchini fries why are you. worrying these [ __ ] he's like you've. been married for 10 years and it's day.
three yeah what a hell yeah I come see. you got one zucchini fries like why'd. you order a yeah yeah I'm not made of. money. right and yes I base we got back to my. place and she left and she sat in front. of my car at my house for like two hours. I came at one point like we though if. they leave yeah and she's like I'm on. my mother like crying and the guy right. and then do you think she told her. mother she thought like she thought you.
were the one she thought you were a good. man I mean I'll be honest she got on the. phone with her mother and she was like. mommy I've met a boy I've met a man. named Raymond and then she had the call. her mother up crying and go he he. wouldn't let me. or eat zucchini fries what she was. telling me how she [ __ ] like she even. taught me the whole time how like her. living situation was kind of weird she. was staying in some room and she was. going back to school Suffolk or whatever. the [ __ ] right and like a landlord was. shitty. like you know it felt like a scam in.
hindsight it's like I'm saying like. maybe I was being a little cheap right. maybe a little skin flap like but. dividing the vibe was gotta protect your. see I don't like me I'd rather not get. laid and be used and that's where we get. back to porn yeah is as negative as porn. can be and how it can lead to alienation. is it any worse than what happened with. you and that woman. what both have been better staying at.
home and having the cyber experience was. really good drove up the porn for at. that point I was really great loads yeah. I you how I just charged it up like. stretch it out happy medium between. people saying we should I have the. government force morality yeah and. recognizing that yet OD'ing on porn is. not good excessive consumption of. pornography it has negative effect it's. also like it is like I'm not using I. probably watch too much porn for years.
and uh they they say like oh it [ __ ]. you all being a stimulated I'm a healthy. loving relationship it's very sexual. we're very sexual right so I love the. long term effects were as bad as they. make them out to be right the best way. to live one of the guys that I used to. watch our porn went to Iraq and had his. legs blown off they start doing porn. again I don't know no no but I mean it's. just an interesting way it's an. interesting life story sure was it was. he not was the only amateur porn no he's.
your website he was like official dude. and he went to Iraq like to be a soldier. he was a soldier. and then he just you know is he's lost. his legs in the war so I mean this you. know I don't know I mean support the. troops but not you know I mean so the. idea of him no I mean I didn't I meant. paying for that stuff I'm not stupid. enough to fall for that. I don't me pay I'm Emily pay like like. I'm like point. hey wall I subscribe to like bang but.
the bank brothers verbal bands like look. now it's a little easier cuz I've never. watched porn now I watch but not knowing. you're as much but like you can get full. length like high quality stuff free but. like back then is a little more like you. sound like a guy telling like this. nephew at Christmas you can get full and. high quality stuff free you don't need. to spend any money you don't know how. good you kids have it I just have to pay. money well I would just subscribe to. bang box you don't have to be a.
subscriber well things like that at that. point it was a little more I mean if. you're really savvy sure there's one. more of a hassle to like unless you. wanted to watch four-minute clip I want. even though I know it's fake I know it's. like an actually a you know a job. interview it turns at the [ __ ] but I. still like the story I still like it. yeah these are the fantasy or whatever I. think yeah I was just performing at. Bridgeport Connecticut and I think. what's funny about some of these moral. questions is they are luxury questions.
to debate just the idea of like you know. you know people debating like you know. what a drag queens story our at. libraries or whatever right you know. which is inflamed people like I mean. it's like to me I'm like it's people and. wacky costumes reading the kid I don't. you know it doesn't seem to boil in the. library yeah it's like that's the thing. that every but that's a new cultural. issue that's like driving everyone. insane is like drag queens reading the. kids I'm not making a verdict here yeah.
but doesn't it seem weird that like for. all the appropriation talk and all that. and like and the self eating left kind. of thing yeah that like no-one's like. you would think the trans people would. have gone after the drag queens by now. and go well you know and like I'm sure. there's no friction. I'm sure they will I don't know I I tend. to think that it's big. drag queens should not be reading to. kids not because they're inherently. degenerate but just because it's [ __ ]. boring and like yeah you should be doing. other stuff that's funner and things.
forced and weird it seems forced in why. we're like it's like why have a. dominatrix or have ugh. we shouldn't there's nothing wrong with. that either like exactly where we at. dominatrix no I'd be weird if a. dominatrix had a reading program in. school my god the idea of a drag queen. outside of the drink cuz I think what. drag queens they don't really live like. that right do something new I think some. of them don't I think what bothers. people but I do live like that aren't. you like basically trains that is that. more of the term because drag queen. terms doesn't matter get my point with.
drag queens is like it's a performance. thing and it'll tradition we take it out. of that realm but you put into a. different realm it's weird like well. their realm is whatever they want it to. be I mean their host shows on television. there they're there it's not just. dragging yeah yeah but it's not just a. nightclub I mean I think drag queens are. people that are exist in the world like. anyway now yeah a lot of them do not. choose to live their whole life and drag. but the drag economy is huge I mean.
people are into it people go to the show. I mean this shows you very well there's. a lot of what I've been to a drag show. it's very nice well yeah I mean the the. it supposed used to be very funny and I. said on the Shankill episode of like now. what's funny is like they're making drag. queens in a moralistic is insane but the. idea is that it's sexualizing the this. drag queen story our sexualizes kids i. don't know if it does or not i I will. say this it seems like it is forced yeah.
it does seem like there's an agenda and. it does seem like I will say the drag. isn't inherently sexual it's more to me. it seems like more of like costumes like. does anyone want to [ __ ] a drag queen I. don't know maybe alright it's like a. goofy of course and that's a problem if. you don't go so far it's go get. sexualizing children like because then. you have to like the real legitimate. whoa no we're not like but the real. thing is more like I don't want your. explaining this to my five-year-old kids.
it's just complicated. complicated yeah I'm annoying it's not. because like I think you're doing wrong. with you yeah but maybe sure but he's. also like it's just like they'll figure. it out in time but it's a little young. dog even like yeah I'm not a guy that. has a strong opinion either way other. than I does seem forced to me it seems. weird I've been heavily critical of the. idea that we that that young. prepubescent or even pubescent children. should transition with the help of.
doctors and hormones I've said that that. is I think tantamount to child abuse in. the sense that you're taking a very. young child and you know enabling them. to make decisions that will affect the. rest of their life they may not they may. not want those then we have a more. permissible social structure yeah yeah. they can study it's like 15 years and. see how it turn maybe 15 years ago.
look it really is we can really say that. 99% of these people never change their. mind you go maybe I should be allowed. here like but like it really is kind of. like it it seems at this point jumping. the gun. show me the gun and I also think that a. lot of the people that supposedly would. have a lot of the people that don't. transition turn out to just be gay like. you know what I mean now I am so I have. always said that I don't think giving. hormones to children I think that's. wrong and I you know the the you know.
but again if the kid wants to dress up. like well it's fine I don't care what. you know Lizzie if you're a parent and. you know I don't think stifling your. child's expression what is the right way. to go I think that only will make things. more difficult later on in their life I. just don't think that you should be. giving them hormones this is things like. look should we have started to make this. more acceptable years ago sure but that. being said we haven't and like let's not.
just rush to like well is the same thing. with like you know with the whole trends. in fighting and sports like yeah maybe. eventually can't figure this out maybe. when they transition earlier people it. won't have the same level of. testosterone it won't be is uneven. mium he looked like give it time and for. now it's like maybe yeah maybe some. people just get screwed over and can't. do MMA professor too much right now. doesn't make sense yeah and I think the. problems you're seeing a real backlash. against gay people yeah and trans people.
because you have a very politically. active wing of whatever you want to call. the LGBT community that is redefining so. many things at once right gender biology. yeah the I you know who can play what. sports and compete against who. it's it's really this much change at. this pace people are becoming very. uncomfortable with it and the whole.
thing is they're like you know what's. interesting is a lot of the dudes and I. meet or I'll talk to you and go out with. our guys that either are not out of the. closet or they're just they're there. they're out to a few people but they. don't they're not public at that public. about it right some of it is because. maybe there's more fluidity in sexuality. but I think some of it is like you're. like well I don't want to make this my. whole identity because I don't I don't. then I'm forced to be in this position. where I have to co-sign write all of. these other things that I don't agree. with that are being shoved down. everybody's throat what's like the women.
thing well the women in media kind of. thing yeah cuz like look you had Ridley. an alien you had me George bitchin fit w. you have a certain amount of like female. like you know protagonist is a cup of. Sarah Connor in Terminator I love it. this will have nothing to do with the. carn't against it but it's when you. start like when you start to try to. we're gonna we're gonna make lady. Ghostbusters we're gonna make you know.
the for like Star Wars is really some of. this adventure stuff. it's never good like my point is it's. never the people who are like making it. a point to like get this representation. it first of all they do that regular. people their people in power who are. like you have an agenda and what they. what they force is never really. reflected by like the women never seem. to when they really talk to him don't. seem to like it I think it's probably I. can't speak for you know the gay. community yeah but I think a lot of this. stuff isn't representative. dreams is like no the stuff you forced.
nobody wants this nobody nobody this is. a small group of people who are pushing. a lot of this stuff they're not people. you you rarely bump into them right. they're not people they're people that. occupy positions of power and feel that. pushing this narrative and this agenda. is a way for them to solidify their. power yeah that is what it comes down. sure and there should be plenty more. representation across the board but. today's shocking to me that there's not. more athletes that have come out of the.
closet. there are not more actors that have come. out of the closet and I know behind the. scenes that there's a lot of people that. identify as either gay or bisexual that. are not coming at the closet one of the. reasons is because I think there's such. there's such a politicized identity. there's a lot of gay people just I just. want to be a human being right and. there's such a politicized identity to. it now where they're like well wait a. minute why am I now have to be for third. trimester abortion right let me look.
with you the Kevin Spacey when they came. out yeah I mean this is a man who lived. his life helping children make you know. where what what do you think it's a good. it's an interesting question I was by I. was in so I was in Bridgeport my point. about these whole luck these luxury. things I'm in Bridgeport Bridgeport. Connecticut is a sacrifice zone it is. one in 43 percent chance of being a. victim of property crime one in a. hundred and twelve or something percent. chance of being a victim of a violent. crime.
yes it's been it's like an abandoned. seem like a what you call a slum or this. seemed like it's a suburb is just. rotting away whatever war it's worse. than a sloppy it's the next step it's. it's basically you have a an urban area. a city center that has been pretty much. abandoned but all of the buildings it. says available everywhere and then you. see you know there's a couple of. crackheads walking around to set the.
other thing but it's desolate right it's. abandoned and I was talking to my. friend's father and my friend's father. said that you know Sikorsky helicopters. is. the biggest employer in that whole area. of Connecticut they employ like I think. they have one facility that employs. 8,000 people and then they have another. facility that employs around 2,500 and. then a lot of the feeder companies that. make the parts for Sikorsky helicopters. and he said to me he goes listen he goes. Bridgeport has been bad for 30 years. because a lot of those factories moved.
down south but he goes the reality is if. Sikorsky helicopter leaves this entire. area becomes like a little Detroit well. he goes we have massive problems you. know it's amazing to me how many areas. are reliant on one or two corporations. and that if they go away or if they. automate even half their jobs you're. looking at serious economic ones like. half of Upstate isn't it yeah most of it. yeah yeah just like the probably. Bridgeport was never anywhere big as big. as Detroit right but like but I think.
what happened to a live upstate a lot of. probably the Midwest - I mean Detroit's. remarkable just how big it is now. widespread I think a lot of this. country's already gone through a while. you know those scenarios 100% and that's. when you start looking at like wow a lot. of these you know whether we're talking. about morality which certainly listen. the those those conversations have a. place but it's so funny to me that down. the road we might be like Rojo remember. when things were good right we're. arguing about drag queens and Eddie.
reading in libraries like it's crazy. that the only can of it really talking. about yeah yeah unless he's a goof. he's the only guy that seems to be like. guys the problems are so deep yeah and. they're not necessarily given easily to. political solutions right and even his. solution it's like that was all the. month it's like this yeah I'm not even. like it's a week I know that's like if.
he's right that ain't gonna work. properly brains probably not gonna work. but what he is doing is is he's at least. yeah here's the problem. one thing wait wait this beard thing I. suppose they will be driver in a way. here because I don't know how bad ruber. is doing like how they keep losing money. am I gonna spend 40 million dollars a. quarter on R&D it's like you know and. probably gonna make it like self-driving. cars worsley yeah yeah where is that. where is that 400. million going be I mean researching you. yeah what are you searching where people. get drunk and need boobers yeah how it's.
like and like a certain point and he. like it he's a guy in his 60s and like. I'm the one saying like you know he. should be in my shoes but I'm saying. like at certain point you know me I have. am a free market ish kind of background. I'm very and per se but like bombs like. I'm saying like why not good-looking. enough to be a Marxist or a fascist. there enough that's the reality but a. certain point like why can't we just. outlaw certain technology if it's that. disparate if it's that disruptive to the. public good so to the general good that.
like what cuz truck drivers like we're. gonna why that why are we gonna allow. the entire industry people who are the. most vulnerable why can we not legislate. progress or the pace progress pretty. much your question I mean look will it's. not we have a free market anyway we've. gone with the only time we be err on the. side of the free market is when we look. what is the arguments you're gonna be. used you're gonna say if we legislate. the pace of progress in one industry. yeah you could have unintended. consequences in other industries things. like health care where I'm just telling.
you this argument sort of thing and. they're gonna say hey Burke can't. automate their cars then how are we. gonna get this vaccine to you when you. need it I mean these are gonna be my. responses can you at least take your. dick as a kid before you say that right. what is that they'll be making that. point on the honor on an altar on an. altar during a black mass you know they. take their masks off you're like here's. the point do you have any idea the. percentage of money that this health. care system pumps at R&D.
speaking of sacrificial altars but I. went to New Haven I walked her in Yale. I'd never been to Yale unless I've you. ever been to yeah what do you think okay. the point is first of all is a master. there I wanna go it was like Good Will. Hunting guys really an idiot. get out who let you in here what will. you write letters.
I've been cleaning the school for a long. time and then they're like alright let. him write that you just start writing in. Selma the liberation of women decades. back is not what I wanted you did so bad. to be there because I wanted you to see. I wanted to film you outside the. skullenbones tomb me and you I want. somebody to film us yelling you think.
you're better than me there was. something to mean it was so funny about. that idea if you better sector brothers. you may miss the Rothschild Rockefeller. here's the thing I know there's this. thing I don't think that anyone gets. called like it's not like a bush george. w bush gets a phone call and they. arrange to have us removed but you think. there's like look a lot of them become. presidents or sanders by the way has to. like remove up from what that's a great.
guy. remove us from what i know my plan to. broadcast from somewhere outside of. Tampa do you're like oh yeah but my. voice security look a lot even become. presidents and shorten presidents of. Goldman Sachs or whatever. presidents have something yeah and. there's gotta be at least a couple who. hang around campus though well so I. looked up so the the the the Bonesmen. that there was a price you know I think. it was around 2000 and I don't know but.
Facebook made a lot of photo albums. public that were once private so then. there was just this photo album of all. these bondsman who supposedly bones kids. both kids well you know Yale Bonesmen. we're gonna haul yeah but you know not. older people like you know new inductees. or whatever and they you know there's. this upstate New York is this island. Deer Island which is a private. skullenbones I'll that's kind of a dump. right but these kids and probably older. members are the thing they all go there. together. the thing about skull and bulges I. actually think you know it from having.
wrists Baker on the show and all that. stuff it is just a fraternity of the. wealthiest people in the world. bro that being said I'm. or within it there are constellations of. power sure yeah but also that ain't. nothing for charity of the wealthiest. kids in the world yes and they are. laying in coffin trick and fake blood. and there's mock sacrifice I'm always in. this thing Bohemian Grove mock sacrifice. risk almost mock sacrifice why are we. doing all these mock sacrifice yeah you.
know what I mean thing yeah well here's. my example I look at menus of. restaurants I'm not gonna eat it all the. time and I have like I have a mock meal. right I look at what I'd order but I'm. fat right you know what I mean yeah as I. really eat a lot of the time right so. the idea that you're like just mock it's. always a mock stuff those a metaphor for. everything how many other fraternities. are there you probably scrolling key. wolf's head there's a lot of elite I'll. try let's just say ten elite fraternity. yes any one of them yes you're almost.
control in the world look you do it's a. few you're maneuvering I'll tell you. what your life friends I know from. college I don't think I remember one he. runs a print route from Martin we're not. which I have lobster shop from Sables by. the way I wanted you to bring potato. rolls I've great lobster salad. phenomenal but but that point is like so. the idea that like one step more now. we're in the most weird elite one and we.
do weird [ __ ] yeah so you can cause like. of course this is like you're already. rich kids who have my influence right. it's just like skullenbones isn't the. Nexus of power it's just a Facebook. group of next yeah it's just their. social media back then yeah it's just. what it is and it's just the way it's. the entrance point right into a world so. I looked at these cuz I looked at the. pictures of these kids and they just. look like college kids my diverse first. college kids women everything on the.
site so I started looking up some of. them in their LinkedIn's and everything. it's kind of funny like some of them are. like s J Dobbs. I think these skull and bones sjw is. great right I like that that's actually. a thing yeah like the kids are like I'm. an activist but I you know what I mean. they truly believes they're making the. world better I mean what was Damon. rocker who is David Rockefellers. grandson. they're global warm act. who is it yeah I don't know if his name. but the point the ruler watch how kids. are like yeah I have some [ __ ] there if. I can try and save the world right right.
yes stomping around a dirty white. converse shoes it's like we need to. start doing better so they don't remove. us from power yes like no Grandpa's able. to like [ __ ] strip-mine Africa I just. love it's like how do they square the. how do they make it all work in their. head. look best-case yeah I don't think they. fully believe it but no because they. look someone has to make it better and. they have their hands on the on the. wheels of power or close to it and it's.
like we need to bring this the the wheel. the the mechanisms of power into the. 21st century of equality right an. anti-slavery race is right you know we. need to make the world better weeds. we're gonna be stable. we can't wear this [ __ ] it's like chaos. cries I want me and you to do a show at. skullenbones where we get up there in. the dark because we can't see anyone in. the group now III want to pitch this to.
yell I'm dead serious now of course this. is not gonna happen because they employ. several levels of people to make sure. nothing like this ever happened that. ever ever ever. but the idea go with me for a second job. skis not funny the idea that me and you. come out on the stage okay we have like. top hats take go with this they the kids. the Bonesmen they're all in whatever.
they're in their coffins in their seats. in the dark we come out on stage and we. do our bit we do our our you know we. covered the Long Island diner the. Luciferian elite you know you go on. about Kermit Roosevelt for a while. it's we do our whole hour and then we. just get out of it maybe we have a dance. routine at the end or you know something. fun for everyone and we can be. compensated but I would do it pro bono I. would just do it for the experience of. doing it I just don't think that they.
it's sad Raymond that they don't have. the sense. humor that's what saddens me I think you. have these snowflakes and skullenbones. who's very popular right now in comedy. like who's like Kevin Hart I would say. him I mean like you know fluffy what was. a big people really like rah Amy Schumer. thing get any of them yeah but they. don't even what from their perspective. but yeah people like bears are wild it's. funny Kevin Hart wouldn't waste his time.
there they can't they can't afford him. the point is that thanks again for him. uh they could but there they wouldn't. and he's one of those dudes who like. doesn't he's like my point he's like our. act is for them sure I think act is not. but isn't part of their thing of course. it's not but isn't part of their thing. they don't care about the or whatever. the art is they just want them to see we. had Kevin Hart come down but we weren't. talking about any of it anyway this is. my par do you see my point now okay it's.
all the same when you can't talk right. there's a soft piano every thing feels. good in the dark there's soft piano me. and you come out we're doing something. it's pretty choreographed we're for. bigger bet we're pretty light on our. feet yeah quite Jackie Gleason but we're. pretty damn good yeah oh you know we're. doing a little thing a little soft-shoe. nobody likes that nobody thinks that's. funny they might like it I'm just. putting that into the world because a. lot of people listen to this show and.
maybe maybe you're maybe you're in. skullenbones and you're afraid to reach. out to us but don't be we have a picture. of Stalin up on them on the projector. yes you got a friend we do a hope you. know it's like Stalin Genghis Khan is. like we are this is what I'm just a [ __ ]. it's a fun romp that's all yeah and then. I think we should I'm just saying look.
we can't broach this idea as I know. somebody that knows someone who works at. yeah I have floated this idea and the. response I got was no you have a manager. you have an agent but we've broached the. idea of I mean. we brochette you in the pass of me for. certain purposes being your you know. your your at you your agent or I will. negotiate with you yes I will get them. on the phone I will make threats well. yeah yeah I will husband listen to this.
this was not a serious the regulation. but there would be nothing funnier than. having you negotiate listen here's a. reality listen the money you need to. understand what we're gonna deliver two. words Murray Rothbard. you've never seen a show like we're. gonna Reserve Bank this is like the. circus well you could hit the animals. when things ran efficiently you wanna.
stick things in us yeah. okay it's all game I mean there's. something I like about the idea of you. know I always wanted to be an elite. Raymond I've always wanted to be in the. league but I was fat and I came from. Long Island do you want it too much I. got you gotta take the take a cue from. me you hungry I think you're full of the. hello.c because you you present as. homeless right and disturbed so did you. ever see a movie with Joe Pesci where's. a homeless guy Harvard not the five I'm. going for no but I did see the Irishman.
I want to kill myself so the reality is. I'm just saying these Skull and Bones. guys what do you think it's like to be. in an institute tapped Scullin ball I. mean I went to Nassau Community College. what's interesting is like so Bush's kid. gets in Terry's kid gets in which the. daughter doesn't want to be in she got. tapped she said now they have La females. they have females now yeah well here's. that's that's the interesting thing. there's a couple levels here cuz a it's. like there is that elite crop how what.
is the level like what is the more. marginal like who are the guys who like. earn their way into skullenbones um look. guys you stole Geronimo's skull like. Prescott Bush and things like that with. your first the first it was I think he's. one of the first classes of people we. don't say no my point is all legacy or. some of these people know people are in. their way they're a big that are looked. at as leaders think oh this person's. gonna be a leader for right reason so I. like those guys interested also like is. it. the same the same way like when you know.
about like you know the navy suit like. your Navy SEALs are called Navy's like. DEVGRU and there's a SEAL Team six buts. not really SEAL Team 6 anymore. they changed the thing so is Skull and. Bones even the thing anymore. like its gender butchers going I don't. wanna be a part of this is it is there. something else is there just like you. know bomblets clothes social club or. whatever that's hey your bondsman I'm. actually bottom of social I'm just. saying the idea of being an elite from.
the secret society just a div gulping it. yell going to yell I think it's probably. the thing all right pranks or elites I. think it's great George yeah I went yeah. I think George Bush Senior the first you. know Prescott Bush or the Walker Bush. whatever who cares the one who's in the. CIA director you know first president. Bush I think he because his role in the. CIA and probably killing Kennedy get. Nixon like he enjoyed the work but most.
these guys you look at like Hitler you. look at like Stalin Stalin was a. criminal Hitler reserved whatever the. [ __ ] he was like a [ __ ] soldier. returning [ __ ] degenerate yeah let's. just order that quote Stalin's criminal. Hitler as a soldier let's just that's. gonna be great for the new podcast app. transcription service no I'm thinking. look at the general for this yeah yeah. the point is these incoming elites but. the people who really want to go go. crazy transforming the world in their.
own image usually don't seem to come. from these circles so it's probably it. doesn't seem to be unless you'll never. admit Raymond I've never been invited to. like someone's compound. I've never do you know what I mean I. have never been I have no friends it. went to Ivy League's you never show up. to a party in high school you weren't. invited to yep ray Long Island party. it's a different story we make a [ __ ]. nice mac and cheese we make a [ __ ]. quiche I know but I'm saying that I. oh so you're saying that's the way we.
should get in some night show with the. key we bring a bottle of champagne now I. like by your talk but don't you ever say. I just want to be listen I'm in the. inner sanctum of comedy and I realized. how much it sucks right then I. it's not that it sucks he's just. different from the rest of you guys so. all of you out there that think that. it's gonna be a certain way once you get. in these groups. it ain't that it's not what you think. right it's just what it is you know. sometimes you'll you'll be around people. and you'll be like this is somewhat. different than I'd imagined I just want. to know I wonder if you burrow into the.
elite sanctum you know the inner side I. don't think they like it. I don't except for the guys like like. like who actually with the hands like a. lot to offer Raymond I'm saying we would. but we would that's the point. they were trying to preserve anything. right these guys like Jeff Bezos we're. gonna go Gators laughs they're. disrupting and becoming rich and and. pushing out the old beat yes and like. and the more power or like when. rockefeller and carnal is that why they. won't let us in they're afraid of us I'm. trying to follow your point yes they're.
afraid we're better than that Raven we. could do a better job but they can do it. all but the point is their job is to be. pleased to preserve the the wealth that. came before you let us in because we're. charismatic and they fear us yeah and. they use us because no one likes us and. we're not attractive exactly that's. interesting but it can't really. blackmail us or use us in any sexual way. they can [ __ ] us but we'll let them [ __ ]. us it's interesting but they can't. really use that because we'll just let. people [ __ ] does it really matter.
Iran is all you four years ago and I win. friends I just love it that's that's. what your character Good Will Hunting. writes on the on the on the chalkboard. they all gone he [ __ ] me let's take a. look at this theorem that he came out. there what he wrote down he [ __ ] it.
that's what he came up with but here's. my old thing. I've always had a fascination with you. later Dave never they've never had that. fascination back with me I mean you you. you're you're very good crowd work I. don't know if they have material. say that you say no I mean that looks. great jokes I love you you Navy SEAL biz. great it's a fun one longer pizza you.
Epstein bits great you're fun point is I. don't know if they value that as much as. we do. interesting I don't I think they tend to. now here's the thing they all can't be. [ __ ] and eating children no but. they're [ __ ] like grown women or men. rights they're doing something they're. doing cog look when you you you know. more like you haven't dealt with the. elite but you've dealt with rich drug. addicts a little bit right yeah so it. doesn't seem like compared to the way. you enjoy drugs they enjoy it less grant. yeah enjoy everything less is less.
thrilled to it give enjoy everything. less yes at this point is a numbing. effect. these are saying it's better than be. poor right well you know bub saying has. not say that but my point is like I. don't think that they appreciate it they. would they would they would kill. themselves as they became poor right but. they don't have the context to really. get thrill out of it or you enjoy the. way that you will you great you know. like look if Prescott Bush's grandson.
whoever he is Archie Bush whoever within. the cast within the Pierce butch was in. the car with us when you're yelling at a. Taco Bell worker for leaving at your. nacho cheese I think it's hilarious yeah. we thought you'd like to attack but you. know jump through the window I want I. want the best for people yeah and when I. see them not performing their tasks but. and listen I only yelled right because. she laughed at me she just and you. she laughed you knew she laughed in my. face right would you said you want I.
think she'd laugh because you said I. want nacho cheese now I want to dip my. like apple slices in it no one else this. is why the bagel guy was not that wrong. yeah there are people that let that she. just laughed at me she thought I was. funny I was not trying to be funny. no you're nothing to worry about and. right but and I just went at her and I. and you know you make a whole big deal. out of this you keep bringing it up no. it's a fun I liked it predictable she. that was really starting just terrible.
she was a terrible person yeah she's. proud. ms-13 so she has nothing to fear from me. right but now that I'm recounting this I. understand why many of the elites would. not be a party like there's gonna be. like can you shut me off like they're. not gonna show your company right they. they don't like unpredictability. yeah a little bit of a wild card. yeah I guess you're right I guess that's. what it is I'm a little bit of a wild. card and so are you yeah but we should. be proud of that.
I am proud that's what America is I'm. trusted to these guys we're American and. you're doing a great job baby we're. America I'm just it's interesting to me. when you walk around a yale and you go. you know what these people aren't better. than us I don't believe they are better. than now some of them are but I think. we're as smart as they are we're smart. we're smart you are smart you are smart. but I feel like we just lack discipline. we lack what would have had to happen in. our lives think about this. yeah for us to have gotten into skaaland.
bones um we've never had a shot no I'm. all right even if I got into Yale like. right I think look they look at you if. you look at our parents take for them. poor yeah why cuz I mean they look at us. probably worse than like scholarship. like blow income people who get. scholarships like pure like our parents. earn we're worse than that we're worse. yeah to them I mean like uh well yeah I. think our level like when they would. they think of as poor as people whose. parents are like you know successful.
surgeons right or like you know the only. small company and Oren's are the. president of an international bank right. like so I don't know that even if we got. in I mean we'd have to do something like. the cap day a statue like you're like. yeah we'd have to really make we have to. burn down the food court or whatever. they call it you know we have to like. imagine we bring down the food court. because we thought of get us in a skull. balls ended up in jail like what are you. idiots we wanted to make a statement we.
burned down the food court thinking. we're gonna get cat in the suckers. collar bone and now we're in jail can. somebody please if you if somebody. please my dumb. fans are all gonna by the way do this. and I could somebody please DM me. anonymously and tell me about how they. got into skullenbones or scrolling key. or wolf's head or any of the. opportunities make it Instagram account. just DM me anonymously now I know what.
I've just invited and I know that it's. just gonna be a million people calling. me fat but please seriously if you are. serious about it do a dummy account will. never know who you are just DM me and. tell me how it happened and grease the. wheels to grease the wheels you can [ __ ]. us you can [ __ ] listen you want to come. in here and [ __ ] us you can [ __ ] us even. if you need a real human sacrifice so. many of our friends will gladly be. sacrificed by you I look whether they go.
to the bar every night riding my podcast. please listen to my podcast more maybe I. won't feel this way but it's like it's. starting to feel like it here's the deal. if you let us in for just a week. sacrifice yeah sacrifice both of us it's. a great ending it's a great ending let. us in show us how it really is and then. light us on fire. now what if they did that and they they. go this sacrifice won't even appease the. gods like won't even like we can't even.
do this hey we sacrifice young virgins. whoa. you swaps you fat the occult [ __ ] is. weird though right I mean it is. interesting but it is book I mean. Washington DC the amount of symbolism. yeah it's super weird you wouldn't have. to go that far to go like oh it's a. design like a pentagram so I can channel. energy from saying we do enough evil.
[ __ ] whether we're challenged that's the. thing that's the say the same thing. we're like why does it matter if the. kids [ __ ] are wearing gold does it. matter why is it matter if like the. George Washington statue is is designed. to have to bother me what it is is it. and what it does is it just it it it. here's what it really does it. illustrates how wrong you could have. gotten everything sure that's what I. think I think it's also you think.
the idea of like they wander but the. Pope Noah like don't you [ __ ] around. there's something to that back when the. vet when they were the vac in that form. still also Church of England yeah you. think it was certain level of lighters. absolutely that type of paganism was was. was a way to because he liked that did. kind of play with secularism and all. that like yeah and this symbolism of. Freemasonry was like about enlightenment. but there's also like hey like Church of. England or [ __ ] Pope but like we got. our own thing going on I think yeah I. think part of it was a hundred temper.
sad Nick bride said it perfectly he's. like some of it is is is optics and the. appearance of things and egos some of it. is not there are some people that are. you know really a cultist that are. deadly serious about it you know who's. who very hard to know no rank they are. who's very hard because me and you have. been kept completely out of every circle. of you know other than the comedy the. elite and and here's what I because the. elite in comedy I've been allowed into. that circle just seeing some of the.
funniest people in the world and it's. not necessarily what you would think. right it's just not what you would think. it doesn't mean it's better or worse. which is kind of different right so I I. wonder if you got it I'm sure this call. them both kind of sucks I'm sure it cuz. you nobody else really that good-looking. I was walking around looking at Yale I'm. like these kids aren't that hot cuz. they're smart they're not that hot I. mean much hotter this is like you kind. of saying I know you've dealt with. executives people but like it's calling. these people the elite of comedy. it's like calling Coltrane e elite of.
jazz yeah he was but like that means. like he's the most talented ever or one. of them but like doesn't mean like the. talent is never the Kuang Quan Li. doesn't really go ahead interesting like. they Li are people like David Geffen who. runs the record in well you you. understand what I mean what I'm saying. is that I've had a vantage point to see. comedy at its highest levels but really. nothing else. I've never girls I've read about a lot. of other things but the only rooms that. I've ever been in where you've seen some.
of the top people in an industry right. have been in common. sure but you're still not like in a. closed room with Lorne like but I'm. pretty close my point is I know what. those rooms are. like I've heard the stories from those. rooms firsthand right my point is that. gang is the tentacles into comedy from. power aren't really that many and they. don't really get used for that much and. we've got like it's crazy war you've. kind of done you know a lot waste on. your nose is rightfully cuz you know. they well they're just right I mean are.
you correct I'm not I'm not a I'm not a. guy the industry of comedy respects and. I'm very funny but I'm also not a guy. that they consider to be malleable right. and there ya know 100 percent I'm just. wondering when I walk around an. institution with Yale I'm like I wonder. how wrong we have it or how right we are. question I think the yeah the I think. it's just what what's interesting to me. is they probably seen some horrific [ __ ]. or there or in front of it if they're. one degree separate from some horrific.
[ __ ] but the levels of boredom that they. have we know so like less wax nerds kid. yeah supposedly is like a Bonesmen right. so like is that weird does anyone turn. around and go hey like what's going on. with dad why did not I don't think he. talks is good about it but I think when. you're news when you're his kid yeah. that's the kind of successional well. you're his kid you know the stories you. guess what's up you start piecing things. it's kinds of pram those with the kids. starting to realize that that hey like.
oh is that why would anything I was. doing there oh that who that guy in oh. that guy's oh hey okay and so as you. come of age you it's not so much he ever. tells you per se but you kind of go oh I. probably got to start doing some dirt. you know I probably got a sort of. [ __ ] well just interesting you wonder. like what gets talked about in a place. like that will summer break it out will. somebody bring something like that up. um what's a great park is very like very. rarely prop but that's what I mean you. would but it also oh they're all doing.
drugs aren't they. I don't you think you would think so. right well I would think you're having. stared college yeah their guard down. yeah no I think they talk about it I. think since Monday they probably bond. over like you know kill people to look. like what I don't think those parents. ever tell the kids that much maybe. they're not older I mean the 50 of. course you're not telling the kids that. much I'm just wondering what like you. wonder in. group yeah are they Boy Scouts are they. like a man I don't know [ __ ] happens.
like no no no no smart enough I don't. they're not that stupid. they look they're they don't have the. ambition of a true sociopath. like there are certain kind of sociopath. but the kind who get into that Club on. his own but they they're not bored like. that it's the kind of thing where they. think they're like decent guys but like. they've all witnessed a trace does. nothing they've all gotten chick strong. like they've all paid many of them yeah. I'm saying is kind of a be not maybe I'm.
wondering if these kids are kind of like. Cox and I by the way I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that nond a rapist got. but I mean like maybe they're not doing. drugs and partying bit mix maybe some of. them are maybe they're you know how many. of them are Malfoy and how many of them. are Ron from Harry Potter how do you. read Harry Potter well I did when I was. a kid don't give me a face like you. better than me when I was a kid I. watched an animal form it's a kid yeah. you're reading a before you want to see.
what your future is no III think most. like look if you'll get drug used for in. general with rich kids it's like pretty. common stereotype don't love them and a. bike drug problems look like that Robert. Cohen stuff my dad got me that Robert. Kawasaki River book and like yeah it's. really hard for rich kids for instance. to like build wealth on their own and. not to be Parag priors on their family's. wealth like it's hard so if you're if. you're part of that system I think it's. hard for a lot of them to like not [ __ ].
around with drugs and alcohol and then. like push boundaries those parents are. always like high power people who aren't. paying attention anyway so like why. wouldn't it begin the trouble so the. odds of them being Boy Scouts it's like. that stitch I'm wrong on that yeah I. think so they're smarter they're shrewd. yeah they see how but they have a sense. of like their dad has like he drops a. little pearls of wisdom like you know. Qaddafi thought you were smart too so. it's like they I think they get the.
whiff of it and by the time they're in. college I think they're pissed ants in a. lot of ways I think they're and they. don't really know I'm not saying they're. qualified to do any of the dirt. real dirt but I think that I don't I I. think that they're totally willing and. think and think more of themselves and. they are and they they think they're. bred for this when it's a horse [ __ ] but. they think they're bred for it and I. think the arrogance of thinking you're. bright for it is a lot of it the. arrogance that builds into you makes you. into the kind of sociopath that. eventually can because all you're really.
doing is manipulating the wheels of. power Kurt Vonnegut we must be careful. what we pretend to be yeah yeah yeah. really that's really what it is very. interesting very interesting discussion. and and what it would really hits home. to me is that we will we will never ever. ever ever even accidentally be welcomed. into well if we get a job at the local. pizzeria and we do we deliver a pizza.
one day we bide our time you know what. if we're delivered yes like in in in. March of the wooden soldiers we get. delivered we pose as hookers and we we. could we pop out of a box. yeah or a bomb I have a bomb I think. that and you know what owns like your. island would own skull bones Russell. trust Association I also think they. owned Yale I mean it's like it's big. money and big power players and you know. what I mean I gotta be honest with you.
he's anything they're more elite than. what goes on at Nassau Community College. which is where success starts and. continues you kid but I mean I've it is. the top Community College in the country. I've heard that like they've they've had. like past ten years like 30 people. become like partners at Goldman have you. ever been in the top flight food court. no well it's phenomenal it used to have. a Taco Bell I would get a grilled. stuffed burrito it's it's nice does go.
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mean I ain't get hard but like yo but. here's the thing if you'll you might. just bite well I'm not gonna bite it. well certainly just as your reaction. look I'm just saying I'm in a healthy. relationship I'm getting laid I'm being. doesn't matter that's that's nothing or. there I'm being milked but my point is. that you know certain point I come. certain times in my life I'm more lonely. that human contact I get a taste for it.
maybe I start seeking it out you know it. also is very expensive was you had what. three Bourbons - oh just - yeah I think. you had three I - are you sure one of. the third I said no okay. two Bourbons that's fine yeah I'm sorry. no you can have as much bourbon as you. want you know I think by you know her. touch you caressing your arm like that. yeah she's taking her life in her hands. I might have better I probably will have. better you just worst case I'm saying I.
would have like grabbed her heads what I. almost started petting her head here's. what I could see happening yeah she. caressed she caresses you yeah you turn. around and grab her hand and now she. automatically knows she made a mistake. I looked deeply into rising oh I feel. something - I feel something - and she. immediately knows now what does she do. is it like an anaconda because when. you're an out of cod to bite you because. it's teeth curved backward you have to.
actually force your hand deeper into its. mouth before you can get it out. what does she do did she just pull away. or did she caress you a little bit even. though she's very fearful terrified for. her life. why would I was caressing you see you. loosen up the thing in nano say you know. to stick it in deeper but no but like. yes she but she was a little too. familiar we were talking at dinner about. the lack of real activism when it comes. to Hollywood people like yes because.
some of it would be a little funny right. like you know why isn't like Liz or. truther it would be funny if Liz Oh with. but not a 9/11 truth ending up true for. Sandy Hook truth cuz Liz Oh does these. things on stage before she performs. where she goes I want you to put your. lights up that light represents the. light inside you and I want you to look. at yourself and you say I love you. because you're beautiful. and I want you to look around and. realize that you were the only one you. need I want you to also ask yourself.
this question why would they build. another school where the Sandy Hook high. school was does that make any sense to. you it's good well whatever it was. middle school why would they level a. building and build a completely new one. that doesn't make any sense. that's all right and then she would just. go into her stuff you know yeah I just I. just picture like her having that giant. ass and there's also like a facility a. fast meal well you call it for simile.
facsimile of building savage collapsing. of yourself ladies love yourself and. also realize let's be honest that the. Mossad planted the bombs in the towers. your children are crisis active your. children have you ever met anybody that. died in Sandy Hook I don't think so. there are no death certificates for any. where are the death certificates for the. kids okay drum roll home what's his name.
little Zeke or little I don't know lose. an Little John Rose and he doesn't even. know where he is Elohim City yeah Elohim. you know. I did this you know remember Tarun Zeki. he [ __ ] yo son just he damn [ __ ] cuz. he knew the big fade did not act alone. alright now here's my new song is called.
I love you [ __ ] who do you think would. do worse in a crowd there was there is. he'll is Owen little balloons and the. Beastie Boys are Dick Cheney look the. Cheney would do better. no the BC boys would do a lot better it. might as well be you're not as relevant. they're so relevant my friend Michelle. want to go see them when they were in. Brooklyn um I just love an interview. with Dozier cat where she really starts. talking about you know like you know.
some like where she just goes off about. the Annunaki yeah and they're like. listen you know Juicy's about but she's. like years about buts. but it's like also about that we were. created as slaves to mind for an atomic. gold which is the only way that the. Annunaki on their planet it's the only. way they could breathe I believe that. [ __ ] your third eye your [ __ ] you. can see through your [ __ ] and it's. like your pineal gland you have to open.
your [ __ ] up because that is where. you're going to see the truth through. your [ __ ] that's why it's protected. by all that fat that good beautiful fat. gelatinous fat but yet none of these. [ __ ] people none of them take it. where it should go. I mean look they all want to talk [ __ ]. about like it's got everybody's woke but. nobody's really woke yeah no one no like. it's like oh you know [ __ ] in the. COINTELPRO right but no wants to admit.
like yeah thank my manager of my agent I. want to thank all the fans and I want to. thank Larry Silverstein for Sam bullet. audibly on tape before buildings never. came down he said pullin [ __ ]. listeners was dumb wife he's a [ __ ]. my wife so a skin tag I get a skin I. just want to say this the dream come. true to stand up here in the American. musical wars with so many talented. people I also want to say let's be out.
if they had a million death camps. working 24 hours a day they never could. have got to 6 billion that's the way it. is that's just the way it is we just see. people like what stop mid clap just. really confused why doesn't that happen. more often why do people why don't. people just have likes like almost have. a mini-stroke and say something crazy. more often why don't the people who've. been given houses in Laguna Beach yeah. question the Wow you know what I didn't.
know like these people are on so many. drugs a lot of them yes somehow they. stand out this is where people can also. to be they're gonna be like mind control. but it's like every now and then like. Sean Penn would have a slip or Kanye. Kanye put it like interesting that. ballsiest cutting as much as you don't. really give a [ __ ] or supposedly doesn't. give a [ __ ] you remember that like black. George Bush doesn't care about black but. even that he looked nervous well sure. because that was you know I mean let's. say in like what sort of someone just. really like when they do have those.
little spurts it always comes up no. one's just going like drop in knowledge. it's gonna balls yeah well it's just. that listen the system works and they're. not going to jeopardize what they have. but I just find it funny that like you. know Roseanne goes off right sure. Roseanne's wild but she's also mentally. ill I think you gotta have a little. mental illness to risk so much you gotta. realize your little yeah well first of. all like I think she's a little more. freewheeling after she lost the show. yeah that she wasn't pretty pretty out.
there she was pretty she's pretty but. she's also such a maniac. yeah like even though like I think a lot. Hill thought well she's so crazy there. was gonna take it seriously anyway and. then she kind of went further than they. thought she would look you argued a home. tweet thing it did come to me it came up. was she wearing the clothes of dr. Zaius. I get but you know it came off like woo. why should be in that racist yeah did it. look good but in general what she's like. no the crystals in the I think she's no.
gable [ __ ] I just think she's one of the. only people that even looks into that I. think a lot of people out there it's a. wide like numbers know the counting of. the numbers. and he's nonsense anything she's just. one of the only people that looks into. how the government is run I don't think. a lot of people don't really know if she. is though what do you mean well I mean. it's given on [ __ ] some of it is some of. its not some of its I listen to her you. know the whole thing here's my thing I. love you an odd [ __ ] to get popular I.
mean you know don't kill Epstein don't. sure I love a crazy woman as much as the. next guy. yeah I was I'm just saying I don't think. that these people even have a clue like. a lot of the people that are in. Hollywood that are actors or actresses. or big musicians I don't think they I. don't think they've looked into anything. what do you do Kylie Jenner's good I. mean look Kim with one thing but but. Kylie Jenner does she just thinks she's.
like either Egyptian god or some [ __ ]. like she's just I'm like like if she. even realized how [ __ ] cuz I feel like. Kim you know she had to have a porn tape. first and there was a little it was a. little more messy and then she had the. reality show but Kylie is like a. billionaire she's like well like 9 16. years old yeah I'm just saying like she. just thinks she's like a [ __ ]. reincarnated like God like the she even. realized how because she should be. Ground Zero of knowing how [ __ ] it is. because she's part of this weird.
apparatus but I feel like she does you. guys gave Kylie Jenner is questioning. things if she's questioning I'm asking. if she's reading the nest then that's. report on building seven I don't think. so no but seriously she is she is she. questioning like is she aware wow I'm. just getting over or she just dilute. like self delusion I think she's getting. over I think they're a smart family. right their food they know how to. [ __ ] operate and they're they're just.
[ __ ] dude I know some people that. know them just I don't you know I never. met them I don't know anything about. them that's that's I know a few people. that dole them but just they're all. about business you know Kris Jenner is. about business they're [ __ ] just you. know so I mean she started what if she's. a billionaire cuz of a makeup line yeah. I don't putting it down I'm not sure but. I'm just saying yeah I mean you know you. realize like you're like. you're part of this weird nexus of. reality TV and sort of a porn thing is. weird like a sexualized they feel guilty.
about Trump that's an interesting. question like to any of those people. realize that the world that they helped. build sure people Donald Trump I don't. really well I mean I feel like he was. doing his show before they didn't they. I'm talking about the the world I'm. talking about and I'm not saying that. they're responsible yeah I'm just. wondering if they ever look at what you. know they you know contributed to and. the type of celebrity obsessed culture I. mean Trump comes from an obsession with. celebrity and celebrity culture that's. all that's left in America you know that.
everything's rotted the only thing we. have left is an obsession with celebrity. I got a little vote for them it'll be. easy for me to agree with that but I. kind of feel like Trump is this kind of. primal celebrity that's almost like a. Barnum and a PT Barnum type exactly what. they are and he but exactly what I'm. saying he would have he would have. resonated in Hades we didn't he wasn't. president he absolutely wouldn't have. trouble either point is impossible. without the card - yeah people like that.
but Trump doesn't exist without the Real. Housewives without the the the onslaught. of reality television where you're. watching a show that it's fake and you. don't care let's go with me for a second. you're watching something that isn't. real and you don't care and you still. enjoy it and you know that the you know. that it's heavily manufactured and that. you know best-case heavily manufactured. worst case completely manufactured and. you don't care and you still enjoy it.
because it's real enough it's just real. enough. the houses are real the outfits are. things they might wear they live in the. places that they live but the actual. interactions and things are all heavily. you know manufactured arranged I think. without that and I think that and. everyone focuses on social media which. is absolutely true you know social media. has made us more coarse and callous and. the way we deal with each other and. process information but if you look at. reality television the way that that's. helped shape culture I mean the way that.
people act on a reality show the way. that they act well. how aggressive they are that they just. fight each other that they throw wine at. each other and that you enjoy the. spectacle of that okay and I mean it's. it's aromachology a very point around. forever I mean the way is the latest. manifestation away he bought a bunch of. sexual assault victims to a debate a. hundred percent yeah no your this is a. move that is it's it's a move from the.
series finesse season finale of your. favorite show and reality TV is the. world that you know America you know is. a reality show right and you know people. said that and it's kind of like I don't. wanna say hack at this point but it's a. cliche thing to say but it is a reality. show people yeah you turn on the news. now not to get news right you turn it on. for drama what is the big selling point. for reality TVs drop well there's a. weird thing world enough and we and you.
I think you use a kid watch some news as. a kid like Jan remember what the news. was like I remember the news kids who. were like 20 now didn't grow up with. that at all have no idea a really the. news was boring not saying they think. the news is born cuz they hate they. don't care about anything right but the. news used to be I mean if you watch the. NBC Nightly News it's still a little dry. right but I mean like but no one's. watching that I'll tell you this kids. that are growing up now nothing is. boring right the idea that anything is.
boring everything is entertaining unless. they turn it off we used to have like. people saw this PBS destroyed that but. like brother used to have sure but the. PBS look when you watch PBS now if. you're a young person listening. go watch the Jim Lehrer news hour on PBS. is right that's what like was a warps. yeah and that's been his dead now but. Herrick compared writing Charlie Gibson. sand Donelson Cokie Roberts the most you. got was what's-his-name the McLaughlin.
Gray he was still a [ __ ] like. geriatric Shawn McLaughlin is a. Wallflower compared to any of the people. that compared to [ __ ] Tommy Lehren. right compared to Alex Jones. compared to you know anybody I mean even. a maniac like Pat Buchanan. he's still sitting there most of the. time not saying crazy [ __ ] I mean could. be responding the quest compare that to. Bill O'Reilly can hear that T Hannity. and Colmes a Buchanan would just be like. well no I think you just know you should. be explaining answer and then sometimes.
he would say [ __ ] but you know whatever. you know before but mean like that's a. he was a clown but I mean like it is the. level of theatrics that the news has. become well part of that I think is that. you know 24-hour news CNN came in in the. 1990s Iraq war and then like the OJ. Simpson trial changed a lot of it people. that was the first news story that I. think ran round the clock and then we've.
we started the process of becoming a. tabloid I know that Nancy Grace really. was the final level of it it wasn't good. issues maybe that I think the final. evidence I'm Donald Trump and I think. the other night as far as like could be. even with even Grenaa Susteren Van. Susteren she was much better than before. the plastic surgery thing but like that. like her she going made her name up for. Court TV in the OJ trial but she was. still like oh she used to be a. journalist and she's kind of a. respectable person well he did this. whole idea that you had point.
counterpoint right like the political it. ization. of the news to where it was like this. guy says this I say that point. counterpoint there are no facts there's. just interpretations of a story and then. the idea that you had two people on. either side of it and that then you had. two networks on either side of it then. you go to Fox at MSNBC right and then. you know things just splintered into a. million different versions of reality. and yeah now so it's interesting like. where what is the next iteration because.
we're a tabloid country where a. celebrity obsessed culture where does. that go like where do people get totally. turned off by that eventually and what. is then because here's what I'm watching. now I'm starting to kind of watch like. Jeffrey star who's this trans very. wealthy guy on YouTube was huge and like. III don't watch it but I like I like try. to keep tabs on what what's going on on. like.
because in LA it's hard to ignore like. the height beasts these kids that buy. sneakers just oh my phone yeah they. stole your phone I try to do that on. stage when I do your acts and everything. but the reality is there's there's. there's an interesting level of. materialism like Geoffrey start Shane. Dawson just released his conspiracy. theory I believe like line of makeup yes. yeah I'm not kidding they did this thing. on YouTube called conspiracy theories. where they investigate conspiracy. theories I don't know if you're familiar. with this this is a no this this guy.
Jeffrey each star is I mean look him up. look up Geoffrey star I'm talking about. massive we're talking about in terms of. YouTube numbers you know maybe one of. the biggest youtubers so Geoffrey star. just to give you an idea his channel he. got sixteen point seven million. subscribers okay I'm only sixteen point. seven million and now Shane Dawson who's. like oh this is a trans person yeah and. then Shane Dawson you know you're.
looking at his channel he's got 23. million subscribers so then he did this. they do this thing you know conspiracy. theories and there was a make up is it. Jeffrey Stehr approved so here's here's. news what's interesting about all this. stuff this kind of rampant materialism. right which I've noticed like well. there's an office that makeup kid was.
like is that guy's name that young kid. yeah I don't know but he is like seven. million viewers there seems to be a real. obsession yeah with makeup with. accessories yes clothing that by the way. there was always fashion when I grew up. there was always like the idea Gucci and. Prada and whatever figure you know and. and and and then there was always Styles. there was you know I grew up with like. baggy jeans and their veggies Jenkins. I starter jacket yes materialism isn't. new but there's this new iteration of it.
right and it's very interesting and I. wonder where that go here's I mean look. it's crazy. I wonder if because like you watch these. guys and again he's make them kids and. like the plastic level of it and I and. like I don't think most of the people. watching it or well you when I watched. that video. I feel sick not because the guys like. him has style or as glamorous but just. like it's also faking and weird I get.
depressed right is what kids are like I. don't think kids I think it's just more. like I don't like I think a lot of the. kids are just watching and going like. yeah not really. but that being said like it's so fake. it's you know overdone. it's so over the top what you know what. is the attraction to that is it because. there's such an emptiness all around us. that the idea that something is so. almost like it's like a fairy tale or. it's like the way people are made up. it's like it's there so we look at pop.
music right. they look mystical I don't know they're. there there are they is is this a thing. of this an offshoot of comic book movies. maybe I don't know they look at pop. music right yeah and the way we like it. well our generation has become an outlet. you are opening for douji cat of course. a lot of people think that I'm lying. about that you are opening for notion a. so how did you meet her I was at Arby's. yeah and I was throwing up on in the. bathroom and now what was it was it bad. meat or was it too much I hate to say. too much okay and she's banging on the.
door guy I think it's [ __ ] right come. out and go you look framers or some and. she's like [ __ ] I'm dozer cat him Dylan. talks about you did you go with that fat. greasy maggot but uh well we got some. kind of drinks in the and Patrick in. handy and paper cops and Arby's yeah. she said why don't you know are you. gonna do music what are you gonna do I'm.
gonna do my synth music but also like. III think about rock music everybody. have that and I'm gonna do like spoken. word over we got to do a show in LA. where you just use amazing shiny all. right so we grew up rumors too. yeah so look the Rolling Stones and the. Beatles and like they were good. musicians right but then you have like. the generation after all he's a van. halen's and I'm saying like there was. like we grew up in the 90s grunge.
Nirvana right and Mike and everybody was. kind of gently they believe troubled. guys that but all the other bands around. them there was a definite currency in. authentic miss what we don't want yeah. yeah the right and we and like whether. it was horseshit but there was a value. to that and we and you need to have it. and even pop music at the time wasn't as. much that like Milli Vanilli but they. found it a but lip-sync they were. shunned right and that's gone now.
well yeah anyone caring if anyone like. like I might even say that no one's. authentic but that no one cares if you. were that's not part of the living. country music part of yeah no I think. you're absolutely right part of the. attraction to a lot of these people is. that they do style themselves as I don't. want to use the word freaks in a. negative way but like people that are so. over the top right and so out of this. world that you wouldn't necessarily. muris to luxurious as your buddy contra.
points opulence like but the idea of it. just being over it's just overkill you. know what bugs me about it. you look at Z star dust or like Aladdin. Sane Bowie's most different books yeah. and personalities and he was doing it at. a time when like no one there's only. wanted it was weird like so much this. stuff now it's like no one even does no. one said I mean I'm sure like there's. the [ __ ] pastors out there going this. is the devil you think part of it is.
that people have actually gotten pretty. boring and they're they're they're. actually trying to figure out a way to. seem unique and different whatever so. but that that social. median technologies kind of flattened. people whereas people and and they're. corralled very easily into all liking. one thing so that individuality 'he's. got have been destroyed the only way to. do it is you just paint yourself I mean. I I see it myself but I it's always just. you know me being a blowhard idiot but. you know but I'm a relatively new on sir.
person and I'm at the money I have good. tweet sometimes like then people you. know some frozen aids why you instruct. your client to answer the question the. question was when was the last time he. saw the victim of this crime he said. he's a nuance person and that he has. good tweets the question was when is the. last time you saw the victim of this. crime. Arbus keep going now my point is like ya. know like it's what's rewarded generally.
speaking is more mild syllabic or more. like things that are just kind of more. digestible so that's one element of it. but it's also we were talking before but. yeah wisdom is great and likewise people. don't hook has yes good but like it's. not Whitney Houston right I mean recent. Franklin like right there isn't like I. don't know where cuz so much of it now. goes into the marketing a lot of it is. the marketing and it's not so much I. mean I mean I think it's interesting and.
I think so what you what you see now is. you seen on the left of the riot you see. like these discredited ideas whether. it's communism or whether it's fascism. or whether it's you know white supremacy. or whether it's jus conspiracy theories. like Julia sorry but they all come back. we all you know and there's something. interesting about the idea that maybe we. are reaching the end of a stage mmm and.
that because technology has gotten that. we are going to you can technologies. become so you know powerful that the. next stage of our life is going to be. unlike any that we could imagine like. it's not going to be because we seem to. be in a loop where we're just trot we. have the same problems we had 100 years. ago. other than the you know that have been. made better by. technology or medicine or whatever yeah. we have the same issues with each other. you know the same problems we have a lot. of the same conspiracy theories we have.
the same fear as we have the same it may. be at a certain point it's just we're on. the verge of taking that next leap into. whatever the future is gonna be in it it. might be where the human era is over I. mean it's interesting because I'm never. gonna be ones guys like who oh is it too. much ah not opulence but like. permissiveness and society it'll [ __ ]. but there is something weird that. happens when the permissive doesn't. really wanna call it or just the the.
lack of taboo in society means that art. has no more power there right there is. no potency to art ever any more right. it's really almost nothing you do. shocked and now that you want like shock. effect in the art per se but that out. like you like even South Park it was. just great and still it's so brilliant. isn't really shocking people which and. like that like you there's well those. things I would say that it's I think. it's a great point about the. permissiveness in society but it's also. what happens when the satire becomes the.
news like Trump is the president. Kardashian Kim Kardashian is at the. White House campaigning for it well. that's what I mean the over the. overstimulation and your yeah there. isn't I mean all of the possibilities or. many of them have been realized we are. at a point now where to satirize or you. can't heighten anything anymore we've. talked about that right and you just. wonder at a certain point where it's. like how you know the human race in.
general it's like you know at you know. are we at the furthest we can go I mean. is look. there's different types of. totalitarianism right like the Nazis. clearly evil style and evil the Roman. Empire killed a lot of people yeah but I. feel like it was a little less like you. know race driven maybe I don't know. regardless I'm not promoting it but is. this kind of almost natural like the. matrix through the hole and he meets.
that [ __ ] the colonel. the Colonel Sanders guy my point is a. cyclical is this thing of like yeah. like you know society you'll get to a. point where every because this is kind. of month your Rome and Caligula and away. in Nero and that's well wait here's the. problem will we as biological beings are. just not efficient which is not right. and the phone that we hold in our hand. all the technology around us is so much. more efficient than we are but we're. kind of gumming up the system yeah with. our stupid ideas right right without. racism our whatever we're just coming it.
out we're fighting with each other you. just see is what it is at a certain. point we're gonna have to be made more. efficient and I don't know how that's. gonna happen I don't know if that's. gonna be efficient for what meaning that. I think as AI gets more powerful and as. automation gets more powerful there's. probably gonna be ways to fuse with that. technology to make us potentially more. productive and efficient I'm not saying. this is gonna be a good thing I just. don't get if that's the goal it's just.
gonna happen the best already happen to. the vescey outcome that the people in. power or cool worth or would be cool. sure and we know who's in power really. from the end of the day and what they're. into we're active willing to Wow. like why are they what what keeps us. around at that point oh oh I don't know. my I don't think well I just I'm really. really gonna pay for that fat guy at. Walmart they get melded with a computer. no I mean and that's part of why I think. you see the Gates being you know every.
house is a fortress and they'll have. their own private security and I think. part of this is the long con of how. exactly do we let large sections of the. country fail do you think they hope for. how la like Colorado's coming back and. all of those you think that's I'm not. gonna go so far although I would and so. I'm gonna start going to as they're. doing on purpose but do you think. they're kind of actively hoping the. disease is spread I don't know what that. I said that this whole four ago say that.
but I think they are making contingency. plans have been for a very long time to. just allow lard and listen Youngstown. Ohio Flint Michigan Detroit this is not. Bridgeport Connecticut none of this is a. speculator to be clear this is not about. reptilians control population this is. about. it's not about saying they're right but. about saying we know that there's a. certain lack of humanity in the ruling. class and at that point like why would. they keep around the poor this part why.
you don't want this on society because. this is what it leads the reality is you. look at what's going on and you say that. these that you know they've already lat. cities Detroit did not have to fail. that's number well sure didn't actually. did not have to feel uh I think. globalization didn't have to go down the. way he was all of it didn't have to have. the point is that there's a certain. callousness that the ruling elites have. towards human beings it's just it's just. well I don't see now you also have tech. now the guys that are at the head of.
these tech companies a lot and I've been. reading about them recently a lot of. them you know they're utopians they do. believe that they're making the world a. better place if who though well crap now. when you have those two things happen. when you have the callous cold-hearted. you know very pragmatic in a in a in a. in a you know sinister way elite have. all these tools and all this technology. you know what happens I think the only. thing that happens is they let large.
sections of the country fail but and. most people will then at that point. flocked to cities for work and those. cities will become mega cities which is. why the Pentagon studies fighting what's. it gonna be like to fight urban warfare. in mega cities these are things at the. Pentagon studies sure cuz they assume. that by 2040 the populations of Los. Angeles in New York have grown. exponentially but like they're not. really you look at how New York is.
growing quote-unquote it's growing with. these like massive towers for the rich. they're really not expanding we're like. I mean I guess the suburbs are more like. it's not just those kind of jobs in the. city they're being absorbed into the. city from Detroit from like it's more. like people those people also people are. just out of work or in fast food or 104. service I think what happens in what. they're imagining that will happen is. Detroit is not going to be a rarity it's.
going to be one of many right and I'm. making. point that we don't I think she's having. super cities is seems like an optimistic. outcome compared to what we've seen no I. mean super cities I don't know you mean. I'm talking about you will have like. very crowded mhm. I mean similar to Asian cities with a. very crowded and and the majority but. why whose floor look lady boo Harvard. people who've been pushed out of their. work aren't gonna flock to New York or. like that's the last place you want but. that they're live in slums they'll live.
in slums go go to Hong Kong they live in. slums to Mumbai they live in slums. I'm telling you did the sure future of. this is from the Pentagon this is not. from me this is from the / rabid Iraq no. I mean I'm telling you I'm telling you. I'm telling you there people are a goat. do you want to go to East New York and. you want to go to these places and you. want to see how the Brownsville so you. know that poor people live in New York I. don't understand what you're sayin but. building like mass migration horse they.
they've been doing it for 200 years why. do you think that [ __ ] poor people. have becoming in New York City for ever. to work well immigrants come through New. York right part of it but you you've. you've all came through New York you. have all kinds of people that grew up in. horrible places that come to New York in. Rust Belt towns that are shot where do. you think they go down Ohio they come. here absolutely they're my guy they're. people that are here to be waiters I. don't I don't know what you're saying. New York is is a whole entire population. made of people that escaped from.
somewhere. all right through me okay so if all of. those things if those areas continue to. not be able to support populations. they're gonna come here they're gonna go. to LA don't have a choice right but I'm. saying like a certain point it's just. the jobs will be filled well yeah okay. that was your argument you know the jobs. are filled now right they're gonna live. on the street okay. looma nahdi's like but how're where are. they gonna work they're gonna live in.
tent cities they're gonna live in Hoover. okay but someone who's a super city's. amused me in cities about homeless super. cities like they're [ __ ] super you. [ __ ] [ __ ] by was entire term there. Angus it Easter go. - honk on these there are there's large. underclasses. in all of these city you just don't see. them they're in New York people just. don't see them they don't sure and and. they're going it's gonna be more and. more prevalent as time goes by I'm.
telling you because also there's no. services that come here for government. services we have more services here. ok California has more certainly suppose. every one upstate they tried they will. continue to maybe try that was back but. still there are still more services here. than you're going to get in a rural part. of the country well they were just for. farming again you know we used to answer.
those like it's you wonder like this. soil is gonna be poison it's also. Monsanto yeah the people people a lot of. them cannot farm they're like not. allowed to laws and regulations prevent. them from doing it and nobody has those. [ __ ] so we really get that was a. silly thing but it's like the weird. thing is you watch this will happen and. there's no reason why it has to it was. one point like we have resources though. well no we have reason why you'd be. clear because rich people want to take. everything yeah that's why it's.
happening a lot you know. well they don't they're not content with. having a hundred million dollars they. want a hundred billion they're not. content with you know they were this is. the the the the level of consolidation. in these in these major industries like. media and finally I mean it's just wild. oh I mean where I can invested missed it. but trouble my clean this one I mean oh. yeah he's gonna he's gonna drain the. swamp none of it has to happen but all.
that's going to happen well it's going. to happen for the same reason that like. you know your family you could get along. better with your family right but you. don't and it's your family sure so the. idea that a guy who's just been raised. you know completely wealthy is gonna. give a [ __ ] about somebody it's just not. gonna happen doesn't happen you know. it's just not gonna happen and and all. people can. we do at this point is get on a cab and.
start flicking the bean. yeah and hope to God's work hope to god. that somebody's into that hope to god. that you're a fetish I would love to you. hopefully you're a fetish look you have. a big bigger following than we do yeah I. think we should start a website you need. your help maybe Ben could help with it. yeah I wanna be a cam girl I want you to. be a camera yeah because you listen. folks the way out is being a fetish.
right the way out is gonna be a fad I'll. eat things that you tell me bang a. mukbang gonna roast a chicken in your. ass I'll wear a thong that's gonna be. the way out yeah that's gonna be the way. I suck all sorts of dildos you're gonna. have to do it all yeah you're gonna be. dressed up a Jeffrey star makeup I would. like to see you get I should make up. tutorial shoes you make up tutorial you. should get glamorous we should clap that. would be great when you come to LA maybe. we'll glam you up where you'll be a real. glamorous big glamour Pig.
I mean gender is dead everything's it. doesn't matter who gives a [ __ ] when I. got in my pants it doesn't matter. nobody doesn't matter you're just gonna. be [ __ ] glam. I mean honestly sex seems passe to this. generation doesn't it yeah nobody's. [ __ ] no one seems to want to [ __ ]. nobody's [ __ ] and I get it cuz I like. [ __ ] back it awesome you know yeah. let's just [ __ ] get glamorous that's. what it is man people are coming in. different ways now yeah you know so much.
of it is just you know performative. everything's performative you just want. other people to validate you sex is like. you know it's earthy it's it's it's like. older you stick something you knows you. start coming it's fine. yeah you just people want to be. glamorous yeah they just want to be you. know as sexual anymore it's just not for. mation. that lizard thing yeah it's just. affirmation yeah it's just that's nice. no it's tricking off that big ass I want. you to put your lights in the sky those.
lights represent love they represent the. love that. want every inside of every single one of. you okay. and I just want you to I want you to. tell me one thing. I want you to tell me why a bunch of. Jewish art students were in the World. Trade Center. they were bomb technicians [ __ ] Mossad. they put bombs in those towers and they. fell. let's go why a man great cuz they gotta. be great thank you for listening. everybody please fold your complaints to. my agent manager I'm kidding where can.
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it works and also want to sacrifice us. let us keep the conversation open yeah. let's keep it open I will I have an. agent manager I will put you in contact. with them if you want to sacrifice both. me and Rayman put her son spikes and. roast us like guinea pigs I just want to. feel something a hundred percent goodbye.
