#175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show

hi I'm Timmy the trashcan and I love. trash popcorn boxes and candy wrappers. hmm they all taste so good instead of. throwing your trash on the floor won't. you please give it to me and thank you. for considering your fellow patrons all. right everybody welcome to the Tim Dylan. show heading back from LAX just picked. up by Ben the producer because they are.

no longer allowing ubers and lyft's at. LAX because they are blaming uber and. lyft for the fact that their Airport is. poorly designed and it was not designed. with the flow of traffic in mind they. didn't think that might potentially be. an issue down the road so there's just. endless bottlenecking if you've ever. been to that Airport it is insane but.

you know the big news today the big news. which everybody is focused on because it. affects them personally is the. chick-fil-a sandwich shop has decided to. end its donations to groups that have. been called anti LGBT I don't know what. groups they are apparently they're. Christian groups and everybody is.

reacted you know to this you see people. on Twitter like ben shapiro being like i. can't believe you did this. you you you thrived as a company by. serving everybody and now you've let. canceled culture win and of course you. have like dave rubin who's gay by the. way dave Reubens like said i will not be. eating chick-fil-a anymore. DJ Reubens gay and Dave Reubens going. he's not eating chick-fil-a anymore and. he's gonna start making chicken. sandwiches at his house he felt the need.

to tweet that he's an adult he's an. adult and felt the need to tweet that he. would be making chicken at home now okay. dave rubin would go to Egypt where they. or Saudi Arabia where they were like. crucify. young gay kids and and if they stop that. policy Dave Rubin would be like this is. another instance of canceled culture. winning it's just another instance of. canceled culture with yes I'm gay. but I see no problem with the cultural. execution of gay people and anyone that.

does I don't care what chick-fil-a does. it doesn't matter to me I don't know. what these charities were if some of the. charities were you know if you want to. donate to Christian organizations great. they don't you know they opposed. same-sex marriage fine it gets a little. stickier to me if they're like. advocating you know the abuse of. children like I'm trying to like the the.

camp's that people send their gay kids. to to try to turn them straight I'm. trying to think of the name of that. conversion therapy so conversion therapy. so if your funding conversion therapy. I'm not really cool with it but again. it's still you know if I was on the line. at chick-fil-a and you came to me and. they're like a another fun conversion. therapy it would really depend on how. hungry I was at the moment if you came.

to me on the line at Wendy's you went oh. Wendy's has declared that they are. supporting the Caliphate the Islamic. caliphate and that all infidels should. be slaughtered if I was on the Wendy's. line I was hungry I'd be like all right. but let's talk about it later let's get. to it later because boycotts don't work. in this country because do the real. religion in this country is morbid. obesity and I travel all over the car I. see what it is so stop lying that you're. not gonna eat chick-fil-a anymore you're.

gonna start grilling salmon with your. fat kids you're not you're gonna do this. for a few days and then you're gonna go. back to chick-fil-a because it's hot and. it's handed to you through a window and. it's wrapped in paper which is what. American cuisine is it's something that. was deep-fried mass-produced made of. poison wrapped in paper and handed you. through a window and you could throw it. at your children. they scream in the back of the car so.

let's not act like that's gonna stop. anytime soon. stop with the boycotts and to get on. your moral high horse. chick-fil-a can do what they want I. didn't yell when they donated take Greg. anti-gay groups it shouldn't so now. everyone's gonna yell when they said. well we don't we're not gonna do that. anymore who knows why they're not doing. it maybe they want to expand in the. city's more liberal markets they're a. corporation where it's not a Christian. company anymore. there's no such thing as a Christian.

corporation you dummies it doesn't exist. what part of the Bible are you reading. where you live like Jesus walking around. talking about maximizing shareholder. profit this was a guy who walked around. he hung out with like prostitutes he. tried to feed the hungry yeah it's not a. Christian company anymore. well then don't eat there then grill. salmon and eat broccoli and go on walks.

and try to survive it won't happen we. know it won't happen we just know for a. fact it won't happen I love they go so. the only organizations at chick-fil-a. foundation will donate to in 2020 our. covenant house International Junior. Achievement of America and local. community food banks I mean who gives a. [ __ ] really truly but can you stop. pretending that boycotts are gonna work.

people say that the Gillette ad lost. Gillette eight billion dollars. Gillette's razors at $38 no one can. afford that people don't shave anymore. it's not the dumb Gillette ad you know. the ad might not have helped the ad was. stupid the toxic masculinity ad but most. people saw it online they saw it on. YouTube people don't make snap decisions. they they go and buy the razor that is. cheap and available people are a lot of.

people don't have the luxury of. participating in your moral Crusades one. way or the other I know that's. unfathomable for you to believe. there's people in a situation that. teachers have to buy what's around they. can't just sit back and make choices. based on how they feel go ass if we were. pulling to LAX this advant going to be. these workers if they give a [ __ ] who. chick-fil-a donates to it's hot and it's. available and they got to go back to. work.

they could have Satanist handing out. those sandwiches it doesn't matter this. country is a country of fat slobs that. are not going to start taking. responsibility for their own lives. they're not they're not that's why we. eat this [ __ ] we want to die we know. we're the problem we know we know. humanity's it is a disease we see each. other we look at everything beautiful. the oceans you know the sunsets if we go.

the only thing that's really polluting. this [ __ ] planet is us so. subconsciously we want to die so we're. just that's what it is. I I just love the you know as I always. said texting somebody who was like you. know chick-fil-a there they're turning. on their core constituency their core. constituency is fat people yes there are.

some southern fit of course the South. goes Christians go blah blah blah maybe. they lose a few dollars they'll make up. for it by just putting them in in. liberal City it doesn't matter they. don't care they're a corporation they. don't give a [ __ ] they just want to sell. chicken sandwiches they're only trying. to sling chicken sandwiches I'm not I'm. gonna Dave Rubin I'm gonna make them in. my home good good you and your [ __ ].

husband who's probably so embarrassed. that poor guy god only knows who David J. Reuben married somebody who's probably. stealing money from his bank account and. good for him. if I married a dude if I was as. embarrassing his Dave Rubin and I got. married to a guy I would hope and pray. that he was stealing from me every day I. hope to god Dave Reubens husband's him. dazzling money from him every [ __ ]. day some twink who's just like God no. it's your make a lot of sense Dave.

you're gonna make the chicken in the. house now no you did great opening for. Jordan beater thin. you were so funny I said Dave Rubin um. you know a chef here went to Jordan. Peterson's lecture. Jordan Peterson now who I liked but I. don't know where he is now he's in a. youth hostel I haven't heard from him in. a little while. I think they've strapped him to. something he'll be back he'll of a. comeback tour no harm no foul smart guy. not going to him point is this. Reuben opens up for him Reuben is a. stand-up comic in the same way that I'm.

a triathlete you know in the way that I. used to swim when I was eight and I've. ran occasionally and I know what a bike. is so Reuben in that respect is also a. stand-up comic so Reuben comes out opens. for Jordan Peterson and you know Reuben. has his slimy serpent like way of. talking he's like and and every time you. would hit what was not a punchline but. he thought it was just a pause the crowd.

would kind of nervously like sort of. laugh and then really like he's had a. lobotomy like he's had a but the man's. in lobotomize they're not you know I'm. not saying you know I don't care what. anybody believes but but when you see. somebody who's quite obviously mentally. deficient I mean it's like these people. all become just a mouthpiece for an. ideology whatever it happens to be who.

cares. okay so chick-fil-a's decided you know. what we used to back a lot of anti-gay. charities we're gonna decide not to. because we're a corporation and we're. trying to sling chicken sandwiches and. then so a guy like Dave Ruel redid a. Rubens tweet right now cuz it's truly. amazing that this came from an adult by. the way not only an adult a guy that. thinks he's funny like this is a guy. that thinks he's funny which is more. offensive to me thinking you're funny. and not being funny is more offensive to.

me than being a Nazi or a communist or. because everyone has points that's the. problem you know all these little. Nazi kids that are running around are. bothering Charlie Kirk yes they're Nazis. but they have points al Qaeda has points. identify has points Stalin had point so. the thing is everybody has points now. the the larger point they're all making. is wrong but if Muhammad auda. had points if you were on the plane. going into the North Tower and Muhammad. auda you said to Muhammad ego why are.

you doing this and he goes come the back. of the plane let me talk to you and he. goes to be honest the US has gone around. the country overthrowing democratically. elected leaders what they've done is. they've waged campaigns of terrorism in. our countries that have murdered endless. civilians and they've used that to allow. multinational corporations to come in. and just steal our wealth. you'd go [ __ ] all right I don't want to. be incinerated in two minutes but. Muhammad you got a little bit of a point. and you'd eat your peanuts and you'd go. see whatever my point my point is that.

everybody's got points okay even the. people that you don't agree with or that. they believe horrific things there are. people that believe horrific things. there are people that think gay people. shouldn't exist and black people should. the end there listen but then they'll. have a point where they'll be like well. you know you know maybe we shouldn't. abort children after they've been born.

and you have you have to go okay that. one yes that that one I'm with you just. like antha. all day I'd be like yes you can't take. over intersections in Portland you can't. throw you can't take shits on the stage. before Jordan Peterson speaks even. though that is kind of funny you can't. do this you three speech shouldn't come. with the threat of violence but a fan of. it turned around and you know said. listen here's the [ __ ] reality. there's a lot of people in this country. that are very comfortable with fascism.

and would vote it in tomorrow and usher. it in I would go yeah you're probably. right. you're probably right and if you doubt. that just go to a Buffalo Wild Wings and. yeah so yeah the idea that this of. organized anti-fascist campaign is it. completely insane when you. the country people that love a strongman. that the first thing I do is gonna. they're gonna get out and defend the. police did you see that that thing that. I post on my Twitter about a guy with no.

arms or legs I got copies like wrestling. a guy with no arms or legs get the guy's. no arms and legs he's in like a youth. like a group home and the cops like. slamming them on the floor I swear to. God. I swear to god it's like and the people. people will defend that cop so that's. why anti-fur kind of exists is because. there's a lot of people in America. they're there first thing to do is just. you know back Authority so let's read.

let's read Dave Rubens tweet by the way. dave rubin here the decision makes. absolutely no sense. chick-fil-a was actually cool because. it's it up to the progressive mind virus. which is canceled culture but these. people just use like buzzwords and this. is everybody on all sides by the way. none of them have brains and thought. they're like they didn't do the. progressive as League okay their their.

brains have been eaten he goes so Dave. Rubin now he's trying to be funny right. he's a bland basic [ __ ] like if there. was ever a basic [ __ ] it is Dave root. your drug basic [ __ ] that's what you. are you're just basic that Ruben report. show is like so boring he has people on. and he's like hello do you think that.

the progressive left is regressive. there's a great cartoon about it which. I'm imitating which is [ __ ] literally. what he does and then he just goes hey. do you agree you're right. I should be you know at ben shapiro that. that famous clipper bench pros okay I. wouldn't go to your wedding and Dave. rube was a kind of surprised by that but. it's like that's who you're shilling for. dummy so listen to this Dave Rubin and.

by the way he's quote tweeting Ben. Shapiro so this is I love. this is what they've Reuben dick he's. funny he goes I'm not going back to that. sad dry pathetic Burger King chicken. sandwich no way no how. back to the home-cooked frying pan you. know back to the home-cooked frying pan. I'm gonna make my own chicken sandwich. hey Dave [ __ ] off. we don't need this contribution from you. you're an adult and you're telling us I.

mean that you're gonna start cooking at. home. I love the it's like that's the whole. point of the tweets like I'm not going. back to Burger King I'm gonna go cook at. home while my husband goes out and [ __ ]. other men I hope he is I pray to God. Dave Reuben I was [ __ ] other men that. [ __ ] zombie it's a reality folks. boycotts don't work remember everybody's.

trying to pull after Trump got elected. they were like try to boycott uber and. then they found out that the president a. list like owned slaves and they're like. well what are we gonna do now I'm. kidding about the president Liv I don't. know why it would but he's involved in. something question you're never more. than three steps away from something. that's not good it's the way it is and. what do you 3:00 a.m. you're standing. outside of a bar what are you gonna do. go back to drunk driving that would be. great would that be great a bunch of. accidents what happened why did you kill.

that family I'm not taking uber I won't. do it he's part of like this too covered. in blood do you know that the CEO of. uber is part of Trump's Economic Council. yeah we just took two kids out of that. car they're both dead well it's better. that than them living in a world where. Trump's the president. I Drive drunk that's a great point Cup.

boycott Oh Burt drive drunk I just. imagine some dynasound be like. chick-fil-a he's not a Christian company. anymore what I have planning to do is. I'm gonna go buy some salmon some quinoa. I'm going to grill it I'm gonna make. asparagus I'm. make a salad of arugula and lemon juice. and olive oil I'm not even gonna use no. store-bought dressing and then I'm gonna. walk do some light cardio these. chick-fil-a things made me decide that I.

maybe I should survive get your fat. Christians threatening chick-fil-a is. the funniest thing I could ever think. just fat people imagine threatening a. corporation that you're not gonna use. their imagine being that person that's. like no more not for me anymore by the. way how embarrassing is it these people. like I chipped fillet every day and no. more it's like why are you letting. people know that you have that much of a. dependence on a fast food company why.

are you letting people know that how. sick are you. I see chick-fil-a every week it's like. what why I'm saying that in public the. Twitter's public people can see that. they know that you're eating a chicken. sandwich from chick-fil-a every week. that's part of your routine on earth. that's what you've chosen to spend your. time doing on the planet with the one. life that you have you've chosen to eat. chick-fil-a so much that you're. emotionally invested in what the company.

does I'm gonna boycott chick-fil-a. because that's right so I've spent my. life eating chick-fil-a there is. literally tweets from people I've spent. my life eating chick-fil-a no more no. longer I mean. grow up grow up imagine caring would a. coorporate like imagine expecting. morality from a corporate I mean these. are the people that wait to like fire. people after Christmas so that they can.

work all the holiday chefs and then go. by the way we're done bye-bye. I'm not saying all corporations are. inherently evil but the idea that you. [ __ ] expect them to mirror your own. morality and it's also guys kind of. outdated it's a little outdated. the idea that you're expecting a. conglomerate to reflect your values when. your values come from the Bible or.

the Koran or the Torah hey guys you got. have a better argument there's a lot of. good arguments for things that are in. the black not murdering people. you'll be surprised there's great. secular arguments for not murdering. people there's great secular arguments. for not [ __ ] children coveting your. neighbor's wife. stealing great secular you got a make.

but you can't just hold the Bible up and. say this is the way I want my chicken. sandwich shop to behave and if if they. don't behave like this the same way on. the other side if the chicken sandwich. shop wants to believe in the Bible and. and and and and support policies that. originated in the Bible you can think. it's stupid or you cannot eat the.

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evangelism that's like end times q and. on Chad where they think Trump is like. appointed by the Lord to fight the bend. x battle it's it's really it's just like. it's a it's it's a species that longs. for its extinction really humanity's a. species that has done more than any. other species to bring about its own. extinction we want it we want it soon.

and I think down deep it's because we. know that we're the issue but like this. whole idea is you read some of the Q and. on threads and if they fuse it so. closely with end times Christianity it's. like the rapture trumps gonna ride in on. the white [ __ ] I mean this is this is. her craziness I don't care what you. believe believe all of that but don't. expect the burrito shop to also believe. you know I mean how far do you want to.

take this alright I won't eat it. chick-fil-a chick-fil-a doesn't. recognize the supremacy of Q why is it. chick-fil-a talking about Q what why. didn't it flake talk about Q aina if you. are gonna talk about Q a noun I'm. eating your sandwich there's a war. happening and you've been pretty goddamn. silent chick-fil-a like why not make. them go all the way why start with four. why not why not round up gay people and.

kill them I mean if you really want. chick-fil-a to fight the biblical. battles you so think should be fought. why why do any of this you're not open. on the shabath on shindy I mean let's. let's really let's go down all those. rules in Leviticus and let's see how. many of them chick-fil-a breaks on a. daily basis I bet they break a few I bet. there's a few that they break but let's.

take it all the way I am upset I am no. longer eating at Wendy's because Wendy's. does not hasn't talked about chewing on. so if Wendy's doesn't talk about Q I'm. out because we're in a shadow war and if. they're not gonna get on board with my. own belief system I know that Q and I'm. people listening to show and they like. message me they get upset it's like guys.

if you think the shows good just keep. listing the show I don't care what you. think about anything you're not going to. sway me I have friends that believe in. that [ __ ] that are that are that are. probably more well-versed in it than you. I don't find it believable I'm a. rational human being I'm a rational. human being I have not lost that yet. they have not taken it from me I have. not been so uh you know enraged with. Acacio cortes that I believe in fairy. tales and children's books involving.

these uh you know leakers from the Trump. administration okay I haven't adopted. that world you yet because my brain has. not been rotted now one day I'm sure it. will be it's the way it is like. organisms just died but this is you know. these is what it is in the same way I. haven't gone along with the secular woke. crowd I think they're full of [ __ ] I. think they are crazy. you know it's just becoming the right. wing is now like trying to be as.

like the right ones getting is annoying. now is the left one where you're like I. truly you know I was in Fort Worth no to. Nichelle and I was out in the audience I. just see people that their worst and. they just take all these people it's a. very volatile divisive time in American. history and then they pour alcohol all. over it and then sit people in a room. for an hour and then I I perform for. them and I mentioned things that are. kind of triggering or hot-button topics. either way and then people just you know. if I say the word Trump people cheer.

people boo it's like just listen to the. joke dummy it's not about how you feel. it doesn't matter you can love them or. hate them shut up it's it's it's going. out and doing stand-up is very black. pilling because you realize that we were. a country of children and that. authoritarian power structures are never. gonna disappear because down deep were. hardwired to want them we want a leader. we want a pack leader. we all want somebody to tell us what to.

do I tweeted something about Kanye West. I like Kanye West I think his foray into. religion is interesting I think the. modern world's left people feeling very. empty very isolated disconnected. disenfranchised so the revival of. religion and spirituality I understand. that and I think Kanye sings very. interesting things but he's standing. next to Joel Olsteen who's worth. millions and millions of dollars in a. megachurch - Joel Olsteen refused to. open to flood victims by the way and I.

just tweeted listen guys the reality is. society cannot be a choice between. consumerism and [ __ ] you know. religious or political extremism it. can't it can't be those two you know. those two um. polar opposite or are they relieving. that opposite but those can't be the. choices they can't be the options we. need to find something in the middle and.

that people are like well how is this. how is this Christianity gonna be. because I said people are embracing. belief systems have become dangerous. because they feel so empty people like. well how is this gonna be dangerous. how's Christian. gonna be dangerous and I'm like well. Christianity's has done some negative. things it's done some negative things in. fact it's a great way to fleece people. out of money it's a great way to fleece. people out of money and churches and. pastors have been doing that for a very. long time as the kids who've been abused.

by priests uh if Christianity has done. any negative things you know ask anybody. who's given their life savings away to a. charlatan Minister that comes on the air. ii am promising them tickets into heaven. if they if they shine checks from their. beckett ask any of them if it's minute. yeah it's been negative dummy like just. you gotta look at [ __ ] and i'm not. and and militant atheism can be also.

very negative and and and people beanie. allistic and I've seen religion do. beautiful things for people but you. gotta be rational and when you have. Kanye West standing next to Joel Olsteen. if you don't see that this could be an. issue down the road I don't I don't know. that I can help you if you don't see. that down the road this could get. interesting this could get very. interesting it might be great but there. is also that possibility that it won't.

be that great and that other celebrities. who may not believe in anything might. decide to wear the mask of uh. Christianity in order to make money and. attack that market you just have to view. things like a rational person I'm not. hating on Kanye West I like him but he's. clearly had a little bit of a mental.

slip I wouldn't call it a break but some. of the things he says you go I don't. know if what's going on here and you. know I appreciate what he's trying to do. and I appreciate but lets you know get. real a little bit he's standing there. next to Joel Olsteen it was worth a. bazillion dollars because he's selling. the best product ever Christ. and Connie standing next to me I I worry. a little bit. I worry a little bit about the fusion.

between big Christian money and massive. entertainers I think that could be a. very interesting road that we go down. I'm not saying that it's gonna be you. know you know uh overturning roe v--. wade or putting gay people in camps or. any of that I'm not some hysterics but I. just think that you know religious. always been a great way to fleece people. out of their own money it's been great. and I'm like I wonder if that's where.

this could be going hope not but you got. Joel Osteen grinning like Barabbas the. way standing on that stage and I respect. your loyalty my respect somebody goes on. who goes out there hits his flock over. the head and then when there's a flood. he goes get out of my church few pigs I. respect that the same way I respect the. Long Island medium for preying on you.

know the sadness of mothers and fathers. who've lost their children and the idea. that she's able to go to sleep every. night doing that taking advantage of. people at their most desperate and and. making money out of it I give her a real. I say hey good on you good for you. Theresa Caputo for literally preying on. and because they deserve it. they deserve it sorry to say it they. deserve it my grandmother used to say.

that if you buy a ticket for that you. deserve it if you buy a ticket for that. garlic not to tell you she's talking to. your daughter that meatball to tell you. she's talking your daughter then you. deserve everything you get can't be mad. at her not mad at Joel Olsteen. you want to write them you want to give. them all your money give them all your. money doesn't not a big deal the Tim. Dylan show is sponsored by can i ProGear. the world is going to hell in a. handbasket well this certainly this fits.

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that do nails in Long Island called the. Martins and it's like it's like a first. of all can we say this so many women in. Long Island that are like very Italian. or almost trance-like and I don't say. that in a negative way and I'm not. trying to insult anyone but I will say. that I am open more to these fluid.

gender arguments when I see like Long. Island Italian women XE and I'm like you. know maybe we don't have it all down. here maybe it's not as simple as just. men and women when you see Long Island. Italian women there is a real masculine. energy to these broads it's interesting. and they have this new show about the.

salon they have anything. he's Northport where they do like. extreme nails you know one of the one. woman comes in because hi I'm going to a. sing a song right a conference you know. by the people in Long Island should be. legally prohibited from ever entering. the arts sure this woman comes in and. she goes I'm gonna sing a storm right at. conference I need my nails to play music. because I want something to. differentiate me from everyone else at. the conference and at that point I would. have said like hey what about your.

talent but she's smart enough to realize. she needs something else so she has this. woman who runs the salon and go find a. way to put one of her songs which is. horrific if you watch the episode put. one of her songs in her fingernail so. that when she they make her fingernail. into a boombox so when she taps the. boombox the songs keep starts playing. can you imagine being at whatever. [ __ ] music convention this was and. you have this Long Island goon walk. around go look at my nyl look at my nail.

it's a bull box it plays my song and. then she just starts tapping her boom. box nail and the song starts playing the. song is so bad but it's a the show is. sometimes I miss Long Island and the. shows like a fascinating glimpse into. what Long Island is she's like my. father's like Tony Soprano they even. breathed the same and her father's a big. guy and if I was like and I'm like he's. dead the guy that you're comparing him. to is you know the grandma works with um.

you know it's I'm not [ __ ] on them. cuz I respect everybody's hustling on. the island long island strong you do. what you need to do ladies but I'm. saying what's very interesting about all. the gender discussion is when we we have. these discussions about transgender. people we don't include Long Island. Italian women who seem to be on a. spectrum to be honest many of them not. all of them but a lot of them seem to be.

on a spectrum it's an interesting. discussion to have clinically let's be. honest. you know dark black hair broad shoulders. big deep voices something's up. [Music]. it's an interesting case study that's my. only point you watched him you're like. this is interesting you know she dates a. guy from a pizzeria and he comes over. the house and she's like what is my. father wants to know what you want for.

breakfast he goes oh boy you know Brooke. was because my father won't take dad is. there and you go daughter go burger. juice she goes alright cuz when I was. younger I was heavy and fat and I never. left my room and I learned how to do. nails then I got a gastric sleeve and. now I feel better and now I am and she. is she's impressed if the nail art is. very impressive and then should they run. the salon together salon mark town. they're interesting it's an interesting.

show you get a little Long Island you. want a little Long Island UD that's what. you get but it's very interesting to. gender dynamics that you know that are. out there just a lot of these Italian. women a lot of them is very the voice is. a very diverse it's like no one would be. shocked if they had dicks like nobody. would be shocked if you pull down their.

pants there's a big hog like a big hog. not even like a small [ __ ] dick that. they made like a big hog and you go yeah. yeah this makes perfect sense cuz. there's just some very interesting and. same way that like Irish certain Irish. women when they get older become they. look like men they look like Irish man. like they have short hair and they just. look like men but that takes a while to.

the age the time women like the younger. they are the more like the masculine. energy is peak in their like 20s and 30s. some of them soften as they get older. and then they just look goth it's like a. weird goth energy because they get older. and they're just Darvey things black and. dark but like around their 20s or 30s. they're like Pete look. are you doing my name is Angela I dated.

Mike or dated Vito you know Vito and I'm. like what's going on here maybe I'm. wrong maybe all these radical gender. theorists are right and all it took me. was a Long Island Italian woman to. realize that gender might be a construct. this is a dude we just we just said you. should wear a dress but to be honest. with you I don't know.

after watching Salon Marton I don't know. I mean these broads are [ __ ] and I. respect them that's the other thing I'm. not hating on them I'm sure they're. women I'm not saying about women but. they have an energy of the dude I don't. give a [ __ ] about energy of a dude and. you go like this is interesting maybe.

there is some something to be said for. gender fluidity I don't know that's the. thing that's the other thing about. chick-fil-a we've had the best. sandwiches in Long Island forever the. chick-fil-a sandwich is very good but we. have had we have had such amazing. sandwiches in Long Island for so long. did anyone getting upset about a fast. food sandwich he's kind of crazy because. I grew up with amazing delis places like.

my hero and Belle more places that were. just so [ __ ] great and are still. great soft hero roles and you know. really good food nice juicy chicken. cutlets crisp bacon lettuce tomato. mayonnaise little ketchup little trumped. runny 20/20 hat right on the sandwich. but I mean these were great the chicken. club of my heroes legendary we're.

talking about meatball parmesan chicken. parmesan fried eggplant fresh mozzarella. [ __ ] red peppers we're talking about. sea. sandwiches bacon America cheese Russian. dressing on a [ __ ] roll. bacon egg and cheese tuna salad with. bacon and cheese on a garlic hero [ __ ]. you so it's hard for me to understand. when people get knots over a fast-food. sandwich go to Long Island go live in.

Long Island yes there are negatives but. the positives will be you will get some. serious sandwiches rare roast beef. melted mozzarella cheese some sauteed. onions on a [ __ ] garlic hero change. your life what about a little meatloaf. sandwich with some vodka sauce how about. that [ __ ] how about a little London.

broil and some fried onions on there how. about a buffalo chicken cutlet with. crumbled blue Fagor stop stop arguing. about [ __ ] sandwiches it's a good. chick-fil-a is good but it's far it's. mass-produced it's good it's not. life-changing I know what life-changing. food is I hate it Perry's the other. night in Dallas I love a corporate.

steakhouse why is a corporate Steakhouse. so good I wanted to be dark. I want people there talking about real. estate scams and [ __ ]. I want prostitutes I want tan couples. that just got back from an unfulfilled. VOC a vacation hovering right above. misery silently eating crab cocktail I. want that I want shellfish towers I want. bosses trying to impress their new hires.

I want new hires trying to impress their. bosses I want everybody with their tents. and their dicks out. I want collared [ __ ] shirts I want. maitre d's that grab you by the arm and. say is everything okay I want to canted. [ __ ] buckles red wine I want shrimp. scampi and rib eyes and porterhouses I. want [ __ ] aged rib eyes I want. [ __ ] Wagyu you wagga wagga wagga. whatever the [ __ ] it is it's fake anyway. there's seven restaurants serving it no. you idiot you're paying for it it. doesn't matter.

I want [ __ ] slabs of beef and pork. chops and veal chops I want yoki. I want [ __ ] people and shoots sitting. around a table trying to swindle that's. what I love and I wanted to have more. than one location I want to know that. the exact same thing is happening in. Dallas in Chicago in New York at Miami I. want to know that all across the world. demons from hell are dressed to the. nines eating rib eyes I'm deciding if. they're man enough to have a [ __ ]. piece of cheesecake or a Bananas Foster. at the end I want a corporate steakhouse.

except Ruth's Chris I hate Ruth's crest. it's a that's a mall steakhouse [ __ ] you. of you eating Ruth's Chris I want to. tell Frisco zora Smith and Wollensky I. want a paries I want to ocean Prime I. want a Capital Grille I want consistency. I want a menu design in a boardroom by. suits I want every location to be the. same I want to know that the sriracha. vinaigrette at the pokeball is the same. everywhere I [ __ ] go and then I don't.

have some [ __ ] artist chef gonna ruin. my favorite dish cuz he thinks he's. special you're not follow the [ __ ]. rules the system exists for a reason. Marxist scum but I will say comrade I. will argue an appetizer every now and. then off my tab just say this wasn't. really what I thought it would be but. that's what I want it's my favorite type. of restaurant it's always been the. corporate soulless Steakhouse that's a.

reality if people don't spend their life. trying to acquire things they will they. they fall into some type of weird quasi. spiritual genocide 'el mania they need. little dumb things to do they're beasts. of burden as jordan peterson said they. need to make enough money to buy. themselves uh mashed potatoes with. lobster on top of it for no goddamn. reason even dates good doesn't even.

taste good but Alan Stillman knew this. you started Fridays and TJ Smith of. olinsky's DT. tell Frisco knew this who started the. Frisco's whoever the [ __ ] Morten was. that fat [ __ ] who started Morton's and I. don't really love Morton's but it'll do. I don't like Mastro's out here in LA. it's it's it's I don't like it my point. is a good corporate steakhouse that's. what you tell your woman you're going. you know you're not going to some. [ __ ] open anyone ain't going you know. this little you know 212 c12 table.

restaurant and all their food source. from a shut up we're going to a. corporate steakhouse with my father. that's what we're doing cuz we've been. going there for ten years and he's. almost dead make a [ __ ] memory you're. gonna have your petite filet mignon your. Chardonnay either shut the [ __ ] up cuz. this is a corporate steakhouse and we.

deserve this this is the way my father. loves me we go and eat we fill ourselves. with fat salt and sugar and bread and we. feel sick when we leave doesn't matter. we toss in return we do not sleep well. that night because our body should not. be digesting this level of food but it. doesn't matter because as we're tossing. and turning everything we ain't goes. into a [ __ ] column of profit for that. corporate Steakhouse and it indoors and.

it lives forever and it gives senators a. place to take prostitutes and it gives. older couples a place to just have that. final meal before they decide they don't. want to see each other again until they. lay down and matching burial plots I. just love a Corp I will never love any. restaurant as much as I love a corporate. steakhouse the transience of the people. they'll all be they're all dying and. there'll be another crop of them moving.

in the maitre d that pretends that they. care the lonely people like me sitting. at the bar. most of them boozing me just eating and. then the bartender is saying remembering. our names hey thanks for coming Tim yeah. hey thank you thank you I won't go back. to the hotel and blow my brains out. tonight because. you said thanks for coming Tim cuz they. know it'll be up there now to make you. feel nice cuz it's a corporate. steakhouse. there's not one location there's many.

there's accountability there's. structures there's hierarchy things. matter things have to be done the same. way and yes maybe there's not that many. magical moments because you know what. you're gonna get and you expect it so. there's not a lot of magical moments in. those restaurants but guess what the. magics over in this [ __ ] country. you're lucky you're lucky to have. whatever it is that you got there's not. too many magic because nobody's taking. the risks to make the magic because the.

risks aren't being rewarded when you. become a brand you can't take risks but. you can deliver a sustainable level of. quality to the people which is all you. should expect you greedy [ __ ] we're an. end stage of an empire and you're. looking for somebody to whip up a. miracle in that kitchen it's not gonna. happen. just get a medium-rare ribeye in a in a. vat of its own fat and a creamed spinach.

and keep your mouth shut. stop with the I read a review or this. place looks nice or you know this chef. had an inspiring story she grew up with. one leg and now she makes omelets cut it. out. go to the corporate steak houses sit in. the dark corner and eat what you know. you're gonna like maybe hot love was. like the country is over these temples.

of consumerism and slabs of beef are. what is left high-end dining his daddy. died in the 90s after 9/11 people took. the tablecloths off the restaurants. people stopped going to French. restaurants they stopped spending three. hours having tasting menus now all the. restaurants in New York that are you. know three-star Michelin restaurants. they all catered a high-end tourist you. know the Asian tourists things like that. people have a shitload of money and they. hand you like you know some little jelly. cube and it's like tastes like us you. know a carbonated grape fruit and they.

go tada and you go no tada. [ __ ] you hand you a bowl that's just a. little sea urchin foam and a and a great. that's taken out of someone's ass [ __ ]. you I will take my corporate Steakhouse. please a nice fat loaf of bread that is. not fresh but it is hot as [ __ ] it's so. hot that I don't remember that it was. here three days ago probably on someone. else's table some other fat slob gnawing. on it I've given up on truly.

transcendent dining experiences I've had. many of them but they are over chefs. have become commodities nobody has any. appreciation for art everything sucks. why would food be good that's why you're. all arguing about chick-fil-a shove it. up your ass there's nothing left the. only thing that's left is the corporate. chain steak house with the food that. doesn't even make sense do you want crab. on your steak no but pull sure do you.

want a lobster crusted steak I don't. even know what that is but yes why. because I have nothing left in my life. crusted with blue cheese and salmon come. I don't care as long as I pay more than. the market price I want to pay over. Market for this crust it with nine. things I want the tartare to start the. tuna tartare and the beef tartare. throwing a shellfish platter give me a. tomato tomato and onion salad and a.

tomato and mood surround what do you got. a the autumn bisque some butternut. squash soup calm that into a bowl and. serve it to me for 18 bucks I have. nothing left. give me a seafood stuffed mushroom if. you want and then you better litter this. table with beef big slabs assault cured. beef fatty bacon I want creamed spinach. and Lyonnaise potatoes au gratin. potatoes mashed potatoes and you better. mash everything into the beurre blanc.

sauce butter crab lobster shellfish. stone crab claws you better take a hunk. a rope for cheese and smash it in those. potatoes with your bare hands. because that's what I want I want a meal. that doesn't even make sense I don't. wanted to even make sense I want you to. bring something to the table that I have. to explain to someone while they stare. at me what's on your steak it's crusted. with lobster and a beurre blanc sauce.

and a gorgonzola spinach souffle I don't. know. it's a ribeye and it's in a cage of. fried bacon and duck fat and it's just. that's what I want because that's all. that we have left don't look for these. romantic stories of young Chefs. fulfilling their dreams and little. kitchens where they make brilliant stuff. that's all over people yell at those.

people can't borrow too much from this. culture you're appropriating their. culture now fusion cuisine was a thing. of the 90s people take French techniques. and Asian flavors can't do that now why. would they do that because France. pioneered classical cooking techniques. and Asian people many of them and. there's nothing wrong with this date at. restaurants where the tablecloths were a. leaf so what you do in those situations. is you bring those things together and.

everybody benefits okay so my point of. this rant it's a very food-centric. episode but my point here is do not go. looking for gold do not let the perfect. become the enemy of the good. don't look for a view no good. restaurants I've read of you shut up. what are you an idiot. I know I like a view that's chick [ __ ]. you don't need a view me and Ben went to.

a restaurant once in in Malibu the view. was amazing the food was horrific and. then we walked in the bathroom and there. were literally I'm not even kidding I. was like naked children I mean Ben were. like very uncomfortable we're like we. don't understand what is happening why. is this happening. apparently everyone in the restaurant. probably knew why it was happening but. the point is this that's what a view is. you know. we need a view you need to sit in the.

corner of a dark corporate steakhouse. the only view you should have is a. couple barrels of wine maybe a brick. wall maybe a wood wall it should look. like a meat locker. dark carpets may be flowing white. tablecloths maybe not I don't know. spiral stairs big lights big leather. placemats knives and forks the name of. the steak house and you know just just. everywhere carved in the tables on menus.

everywhere right in your face you don't. want you to ever forget that you're. eating it the first goes even though. you've had multiple strokes because of. their food they still want to make sure. that that [ __ ] that's right out in. front of you right there those are the. steak houses that I grew up in those the. steak houses the restaurants and I'll. always love because for that moment. you're special you go in there and yeah. you're a piece of [ __ ] and you have. nothing and you have no money because. this is what I've been my whole life and. I'm kind of a little above it now but. I'm still that especially in these. places sure you have nothing and you go.

in and you barely wonder if your [ __ ]. debit or credit card is gonna work but. for that moment when you bite into that. cold shrimp on ice when you bite into. that cold shrimp on ice nobody in that. restaurant knows you're a dirtbag they. don't know you're a dirtbag you know cuz. you're just sitting there in the dark. people can barely see each other turn. the lights down I woke in the. steakhouses well-lit I go turn it down. turn it down now people want it relaxed. should be they should be like a sauna.

with [ __ ] crab cocktail so that's my. point I you know my appreciation for. food started as a young person and IIIi. learned to love the steak houses I. learned to appreciate them I learned to. understand they're meaningless luxury in. many cases I I learn to understand that. that luxury wasn't so meaningless it was. maybe maybe my own naivete now that I.

grow older I know that it is nice to. have a little luxury a nice warm bread. roll. a nice little slab of unsalted butter a. creamy butter a nice lobster bisque with. sherry I know that it's nice to not be. in some experiment all the goddamn time. with some chef that you know thinks he's. gonna be the next thing and he's not and. you got to sit there and suffer through. that it's nice to go to a corporate. Steakhouse with your friends family who.

are if they're very tan and they don't. love each other and they sit down and. they judge you but you get a nice big. fat free meal for it you know who gives. a [ __ ] and they don't quite love you. they don't quite hate you but you just. kind of stay on their good side with. everything you say there's something. beautiful about those types of meals you. know that's the reality so that that's. what I suggest you go out there and find. that's what I love Dallas Texas because. it was just chain stakeouts after chain. steak house after chain Steakhouse guys. just trying to you know shut up phony.

real estate companies built people out. of their money and [ __ ] prostitutes in. hotels while their wife's at home making. stuffing and I connected to that. immediately I connected to it much more. than I'll ever connect to these hipster. pigs that goddamn $800 sneakers they're. whining about you know that nobody gives. a [ __ ] about them and they rightfully. have no fans and no traction in this. business you should you shouldn't those.

people on Twitter look at my shitty. career yeah it's for a reason stop. highlighting what's accurate no one came. to my show again correct correct. so here's what I'm saying if maybe. thought I was too liberal in the. beginning of the episode but that I I. redeemed it with a maybe the best. defense of corporate steakhouse ever had. cuz you know one of my friends chick. said one she's like I don't you always. want to go through my record Pratt I.

said let me explain something to you you. Pig [ __ ] okay you're a pig [ __ ] okay I. go somewhere corporate because. something that's proven themselves okay. and when you when you [ __ ] out. illiterate kids and your body goes to. [ __ ] and you can't go around dancing. your clubs anymore. you're gonna love a darkroom where you. can sit and and and fill yourself with.

bisque she'll keep your mouth shut. and enjoy the pleasures of a simple. sterile soulless vapid corporate serene. environment that's why we come here. because it is serene and there's a. beauty to it shut your mouth you Pig or. Timbaland comedy calm for my live dates.

Tim J Dylan di ll went on Instagram and. Twitter please continue to support the. show please continue to eat a corporate. steakhouses they are very good I really. wanted you to open a restaurant but I. would open a corporate Steakhouse it. would be small independent corporate. Steakhouse and I would just say I just. want this to be franchised as small as. my restaurant was would be a corporate. it could be six tables it'll be. corporate steakhouse just get one. chandelier throw out of spiral staircase.

going to nowhere of a pretend wine. cellar. I don't care but that's all that we have. left is the country you know so that's. that's kind of the the corporate. Steakhouse is maybe an allegory for. America you know and that's what we got. but that's what it is folks get the. creamed spinach hey everybody this is.

Tim Dylan here just addressing a little. controversy the Brendan Schaub episode. which everybody loved I appreciate that. there was actually not one negative. comment to be found anywhere on social. media you know which is very rare most. episodes I do or are you people enjoy. them but there is some mixed reaction. it's only logical that people would have. different feelings but this episode was. one. hundred percent positive comments. well-received appreciate that.

YouTube in the infinite wisdom of. YouTube is chosen and remove it we think. YouTube said it was about us selling. something unregulated it could have been. a CBD potentially we don't know has to. do with our advertising doesn't have to. do with our content from what we've been. told we're working with them appealing. that trying to get that back up so that. is what happened we got a message I did. Rogen yesterday we're coming back been.

our indefatigable and is it into fat. about what is it in different into. fatigue herbal you're right. yes not okay it's not into the FATA ball. or something I don't think so no our. individual producer he's very fatigued. Abul which is the funny thing about he. sleeps all the sleeps like 13 hours a. day like a junkie um he got an email. from YouTube that what did it say it.

said it the video was pulled for harmful. and dangerous content right and if I. looked into that it was because we were. selling regulated Goods without a. prescription or so these are regulated. goods whether it's CBD or whether it's. blue true we don't know i we do still. don't know products everybody sells. products everyone sells we don't know it. seems like it's selective enforcement of. a policy um I don't know I don't know. I'm not listen I've talked enough about.

YouTube and what's going on with YouTube. we're all aware of that how that shakes. out I do not know but this doesn't seem. to be a Content related problem it seems. to be something with the advertising but. it does seem to be what seems to be. selective enforcement of a policy I. don't know but that doesn't mean that I. mean that that is a legitimate thing I. mean you know not everybody's gonna get. flag I got flagged for whatever reason. maybe because of all the positive. comments on the episode you know it's.

very possible I don't know there's so. many people that were so happy to hear. that conversation happen and it was such. an outpouring of joy. many sectors of the internet that maybe. that just alerted you to but they wanted. to take a closer look at the episode. then they were like oh these guys are. slinging CBD and blue Chu weird not cool. I'm not gonna try to be a hysteric about. the direction the technology is taking. and a lot of these platforms I don't. know I like you I'm waiting to see all.

these things unfold I did put on my. story the other day it begins because I. do think something is beginning I don't. know what it is and I you know nobody. knows I mean that the signs are there. that it's gonna be tougher you know. we're gonna have to be a little bit more. careful I also want to address why I'm. not putting a lot of the videos or maybe. all of the videos on Instagram anymore.

I'm not willing to lose my Instagram. account for a video especially when. Instagram is not promoting any of the. content we put out so we're not getting. as many views on those videos on. Instagram as we are on Twitter Twitter. seems to be the last bastion of freedom. and I know it's a horrible thing and. everyone's fighting on it and it's a lot. of its political and everybody at listen. whatever I don't own stock in Twitter. but I am Telling You Twitter seems to be.

the most lenient I mean there's porn on. Twitter you know and so the reality is. don't tell me like so-and-so got banned. and without like don't I'm not defending. every action a company takes what I'm. saying is for comedy videos they seem to. be I know for a fact they're a hell of a. lot more lenient that Instagram and. probably then maybe YouTube I don't know. so also you know if the videos were.

being promoted on Instagram if they're. on the discover page people could find. them but I mean listen you could argue. about shadow bands you could say they're. real they're not real I know that the. video views I've got have plummeted as. every other indicator my career has gone. up I've gained followers on Instagram. I've gained followers on Twitter the. podcast is quadrupled in listenership. over the last year but the Instagram. video views have. so that's either a change in their. algorithm or people can't get to the.

videos or whatever and I'm not gonna. complain about it we're not gonna make. every [ __ ] show about it boo-hoo-hoo. no one cares I get it but that's why. they're not on there we'll we'll usually. put a link to the the video on Twitter. and that's that maybe we'll put some. videos on Instagram if they're you know. completely safe but that's not the type. of stuff that we usually do I don't know. we've got a few strikes at Instagram we. have to be careful you know I don't know.

what the next strike is gonna be or if. it's gonna be the final strike I'm being. very careful with that account so the. videos are gonna go on Twitter they're. gonna go on YouTube and that's the way. it is and you know they're still gonna. be [ __ ] on Instagram you know and if we. feel like a video is completely safe. well and you know we're not at risk of. being flagged and being reported or. being you know having a video removed. then you know we might put them on.

Instagram but as of right now you know. we're being careful with that you know. which I think any anybody right now that. is creative in any way has to be very. careful with anything they do because. you build a career using these platforms. and you don't want to lose access to. your fans how to sell them tickets you. don't want to do any of that over a. stupid little thing so instead of.

censoring and making shitty or videos. that are unfunny we're just putting them. on Twitter not a big deal that's okay. Instagram will still be a fun place. they'll keep you know still keep putting. all my dates my live stuff out there. ticket links you know funny funny stuff. you know when we make it but you know. being a little bit more careful with. that you know which i think is. reasonable you know hopefully they put. the Schaub youtube we were about fifty.

thousand thirty thousand I think about. thirty thousand views on that and you. Gillett Gillis is up to fifty thousand. says up to 50,000 so you know we're. building a channel 1 the infancy of kind. of building this channel and you know. the podcast has grown tremendously so we. appreciate that we appreciate everybody. on patreon we appreciate everybody who's. just sharing it with their friends and. family you know tweeting it out re. grabbing it putting links places you. know sending people YouTube videos.

telling people about me over. Thanksgiving when you go home and you. say hey if you want to divert attention. from a political fight Tom about the. show tell him about us you know we go. hey hey enough with that and John and. Shawn did I say aunt Shawn I think so. yeah well that's a trans aunt who's. getting crazy. that's aunt John and John what she. doesn't want John identifies as a female.

but likes her old name it's very. confusing Shan Shan and aunt John just. likes to booze it up and aunt John even. though she's trans is an. ethno-nationalism loves whites so if. aunt John's boozing it up and she's uh. you know talking about the ethnos day. and you're like hey aunt John hey aunt. John how about you listed Tim Dylan show. it's real fun and he's gonna go she's. gonna go what's that I don't even know.

folks I don't even know what I just said. we're probably banned we're off apple. podcast we're done they're done we're. done - all over in a few years I'll just. have a website we'll host all the video. on the website you know it's good that. all of these companies are treating us. all like militia leaders you know what I. mean isn't that nice that you all have. to [ __ ] like I shouldn't even be. thinking this way you know I do stuff on. Comedy Central on the David Spade show. the you know it's funny and it's on a. cable news now.

[Applause]. yeah but it's just the idea this is kind. of funny it's funny when you think about. the inner workings of these companies. that they work there's so much content. so many people putting out so much stuff. there's not enough people and some of. them are poorly trained when they're. reviewing these complaints to these. problems you know it is what it is I. don't. I don't have too much of an interest in. it to be honest like of all the things. going on in the world right now the. inner workings of these companies I have. to know about because they affect me.

greatly but I have not because they. don't interest me outside of that too. much I haven't really spent a ton of. time in my life wondering how decisions. get made at Twitter just having just. trying to be funny. haven't really thought about this stuff. now I'm thinking about it more and more. which is necessary but you know I'd love. to wash my hands of it all and go who. gives a [ __ ] and just be funny because.

that's all I'm trying to do and it's you. know that's what you people want for me. is to be [ __ ] funny that's it you. know and I get it you know. so in closing I was gonna make a joke. that I see I'm censoring myself now I. was gonna say in closing Heil Hitler as. a joke we can say there's a joke it. would be that's funny but I can't I. can't even do it like because of my own. [ __ ] they're gonna Qi this podcast. will be a transcript and somebody's.

gonna read it back one day without any. of the inflection or without any of the. humor and the clerk did you say Heil. Hitler. after a long complained about I mean it. ain't gonna be like that's what's. terrifying about the transcription of. the [ __ ] podcast they're gonna read. it back there's gonna be some dry you. know person from the ministry of. information reading it back to you and. you're like no what I said it was funny. no what I said it was funny it was a.

joke they're gonna be like well you know. well why is this funny it's like well. it's not funny when you say it Brazil. the great Terry Gilliam film Brazil. watch it it's a fun movie and that makes. me think of that you know the Ministry. of Information you know this this wild. bloated government and all this you know. all these rules and regulations that we. all have to follow. well we have an episode out before. Thanksgiving now right this is the. Thanksgiving episode yeah yes oh yeah.

this is gonna be our Thanksgiving. episodes hey everybody happy. Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving I hope. you enjoy it. you know I hope you go back to your you. know it's fight it's important to go and. see the people that ruined your life. it's important to look at them they. poisoned you they fed you Wendy's they. didn't teach you anything about managing.

money they didn't push you to get into a. good school they let go to some state. school they didn't provide you with the. emotional or psychological resources so. you became a drug addict sex fiend booze. hound you know but it's important to go. back and sit down with them eat some. turkey you know and see where it's at I. mean that this is these are the people. that you're close to I mean it is what. it is everybody wishes they could go.

back and do it all over again but you. can you know so just enjoy it and maybe. maybe you're going back to people that. really did the right thing by you that's. fun too you're lucky no matter what you. are you lucky even if you were adopted. by foster parents and they just beat the. [ __ ] out of you every day and burn you. with lit cigarettes. you're lucky gotta say to yourself. you're lucky no matter what happened.

somewhere Johnny Gosch is sitting there. going I'm lucky he is you know we're all. lucky for those real [ __ ] fans of the. show you'll know who a guy named Paul. Bonacci is Paul Bonacci was this guy who. was tortured endlessly sexually molested. by you know I don't know everyone in the. country like you the guy had a horrible. [ __ ] childhood watch you too Johnny. if you haven't seen it and Paul Bonacci.

was on Facebook one day just complaining. about cell phone service he was shooting. on t-mobile so it made me think no. matter what happens to any of us in this. and country we're all just gonna end up. on Facebook complaining about our. cellphone carrier there's nowhere else. to go and that's the true sign of a. healthy and vital nation that no matter. what they do to you. it can kidnap you [ __ ] ya tortilla split.

all your personalities off and at the. end of the day you go right back to the. book and you start yelling your head off. about t-mobile Happy Thanksgiving and. good luck.