#174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show
hi I'm Timmy the trashcan and I love. trash popcorn box candy wrappers hmm. they all taste so good instead of. throwing your trash on the floor won't. you please give it to me and thank you. for considering your fellow patrons. welcome to the Tim Dylan show everybody. we are here in Dallas Texas and we've. got Brendan Schaub coming up we have a.
lot of fun talking to him he was in town. doing the Addison improv Joe Rogan was. in town doing the American Airlines. Center in downtown Dallas and Tony. himself was in town opening for Joe so. we had a lot of West Coast people. invading the dallas-fort Worth area the. Metroplex as they call it what I you. know shall be standing in a really nice. hotel right down by where Kennedy JFK.
committed suicide in the middle of the. road so I saw that they have an X nice. and fun and real creepy on the street. where he got whacked and you you you you. you know and then last night I was in. the early show the early shows real. drunk I mean they were good they were. decent they were fun but they were real. drunk and you get the feeling I'm like. these [ __ ] would kill Kennedy. all over again they'd kill him again you. just you just get the vibe that these. people would would [ __ ] shoot that guy.
in the head again that nothing has. really changed nada. nothing's really changed they would just. go in these [ __ ] would go in and get. rid of that guy ASAP nope no questions. asked you get that feeling here when you. walk around Texas you get the feeling. like if there was ever a place for a COO. in this country it's gonna be here it's. gonna be here and it was like if there's.
ever a place to get rid of the guy that. says maybe we should stop like you know. lifting [ __ ] uranium from the Amazon. and maybe the CIA shouldn't be in a fact. government like if there was ever a. place to shoot that guy in the head in. front of his wife it was it's here and. you get that by the audience's you're. like oh yeah you guys are you guys are. down you guys are with it there will be. video for Schaub I know many of you. complain about the video here's what we.
don't give a [ __ ] about YouTube anymore. and we're doing YouTube as a way to make. the experience better for everybody we. like being on camera we like the video. but the reality is YouTube is over it's. done they're taking everybody's money. they're not allowing people to monetize. their channels guys ik david dobrik who. have hundreds of millions of views are. talking about that their ad revenue has. been [ __ ] cut so I have nothing. compared to these people so a lot of the. big youtubers guys like Logan Paul or.
whatever they've started podcasts h3h3. because they're smart and they know that. the ad revenue is gonna be made up for. in podcasting YouTube is [ __ ] done. with small creators they're done they. don't want independent creators they. want that's why when you go to youtube. and you you know YouTube Jeffrey Apps in. the first five videos or MSNBC CNN and. they all have 70 or 80 thousand views no. one gives a [ __ ] but all of those. corporate companies are now dominating. YouTube even though you know Luke. radowski who's stuck on Epstein's island.
video has close to a million views which. should have more by the way but they're. not promoting that in the same way that. they're promoting the corporate media. videos and this is just the end of the. road we knew it was gonna happen they. can deactivate your channel now if what. you do isn't commercially viable. in their new contract with ban uploads. videos they go is just suitable for. children and if you say yes and it's not. they can sue you obviously nothing we do. is suitable for children everything is. adult comedic you know satirical videos. and podcasts none of which are you know.
appropriate for children but this is. what YouTube is not doing they are. getting out of the business of small. creators would essentially built them. and they're getting into the business I. mean YouTube will be Netflix you guys. can't go on Netflix can't go on Netflix. and start a channel and that's gonna be. what YouTube eventually is that's just. what it is. you know there was probably some. smoke-filled room. at the Bilderberg conference with the. Davos conference where a bunch of guys. were like we've had just about enough of.
this technology has allowed people to go. out there and truly ruffle the feathers. of billionaires that haven't had those. feathers ruffled for decades and I think. in the beginning they tolerated it and. it even helped them because technology. was just this way that you could. complain about things but not take any. action so it was a simulation. essentially this world that you could. kind of just you know participate in but.
those people it was like it was like. great. let him tweet let him let him you know. talk to each other on Facebook let him. let him vent all their grievances online. we're never gonna have to do with it. well then what happened online started. to get a little too real you know people. like Donald Trump got elected brexit you. know happened all of these things that a. lot of people and I'm not saying these. are good things or bad things and I I'm. not saying that the people are all gonna. make the right choices all the time.
anyway but empowering people is not on. the agenda of the elites this is just. not part of the thing they want people. to feel empowered and not be empowered. they want you to feel good but they. don't want you to have the power to. really do anything. certainly not upset the world order that. they've really created so some where. there was a smoke-filled room in Davos. and they were going you know this has. been cute this has been fun we've. allowed them to have a little bit of fun. but now it's time to rein it in now it's.
time to shut it down now it's time to to. basically hand the internet over to the. corporations that we handed television. over to and these [ __ ] aren't stupid. they know TV's eventually done so what. do you think all these massive media. corporations are not going to come in. and suck the money out of out of the. internet now that's what they're gonna. do the internet for a long time was just. freewheeling Wild West you could do what. you wanted you could start a channel you. could go viral you could get views you. could build an audience you could. monetize it gabay that is over they're.
done with that and I truly believe we're. may be the last generation of people to. find ways I'm not saying that no one. will ever. find ways to monetize content again they. will it's the reality of what it is it's. human nature this is where a lot of. people are now making a living but you. know right now it's gonna be tough so. when all you [ __ ] complain no video. oh shut up you're lucky you get anything. this channel could go goodbye really.
soon and by the way channels with. 500,000 subscribers 1 million. subscribers 10 million they can be wiped. off YouTube if they're not quote-unquote. commercially viable and if they're not. making YouTube enough money and I think. it really goes back to the idea that the. people in power are not really thrilled. with the idea that you can create a. channel on YouTube that gets more views. than the nightly news that means that.
they are losing the power and the. they're losing control of what you are. watching and what you are listening to. that is not in their plan they do not. like that and I guarantee there was some. meeting somewhere on one of these big. conferences where they basically said. you know what this has been a fun little. experiment we've enjoyed this we've. collected a lot of data we've learned a. lot of things but now it's time for the. adults to re-enter the room and carve up. this space this is just what it is is.
what's happening right now the only. freedom left is podcasting which as. which just like radio has always been an. auditory format where you basically put. your words out there for people to. listen to that is probably all that's. gonna be left pot because once you. subscribe to my podcast for now by the. way until they find a way to [ __ ]. change this because Apple Apple already. has technology that is that is. transcribing all of the podcasts that.
are happening and they're going back. there back logging and transcribing. podcasts it already happened why are. they doing that I don't know but that's. not a great sign I don't necessarily. love that and I don't know if they're. gonna say well you said these three. words in this combination and that means. you're out you're getting a strike three. strikes and you're gone I don't know but. I will tell you this as of right now. because all you have. to do is hit subscribe on a podcast feed. this is the only thing that they can. really take and by the way this is hard.
to even complain about because if you. complain about this stuff people think. you're a Nazi because those are those. are the people that are getting thrown. the [ __ ] off so if you could play if you. like I don't do platformer people like. well what are you talking about what are. you talking about on there it's a hard. thing to complain about it's actually. one of those things where if you. publicly vent or complain to somebody. that you're getting D platforms of off. social media they're like what are you. doing talking about the shapes of skulls. what are you using your youtube chef for.
it's like not dressing up like just. laying Maxwell and an in and out I'm. dressing up like Megan McCain but it's. still you know you're still you feel. weird talking about it because people. think you're some lunatic is trying to. start a race war when in fact you're. just [ __ ] making people laugh but the. problem is there's they don't want to. differentiate people that are actually. you know try and I'm sure there are. people out there a hundred percent that. are using YouTube to recruit people into.
violent groups and whatever and I just. it we know that that's happening but. what they're gonna do is just get rid of. everybody that's even the least bit. controversial that's just what's gonna. happen and it's hard to complain about I. mean I can complain on my show about it. but and I can talk to people that are. aware of what's going on about it but. the general public doesn't care this is. my point the general public doesn't give. a [ __ ] they don't make really money off. youtube and if you start complaining. that you're the platform they think. you're crazy and you're doing something. wrong it's just the way it is.
they don't care people love Authority. this is what people are into people like. well I'm sure you did something like. they don't necessarily they're not. siding with you and I get it because. every now and then there are people that. shouldn't be on these things doing crazy. stuff you know but that's the thing. that's the future the future is going to. be you click subscribe on the podcast. you're subscribed to the podcast that is. great until that changes and until they.
can start [ __ ] with that algorithm. and god only knows and I hope they don't. but that's going to be. the last thing that's left pretty much. for everybody. YouTube channels are gonna are gonna. appear and disappear at the discretion. of YouTube I don't put a lot of videos. on Instagram anymore people ask me I. just made a fun Disney video you know. about some psychopath and by the way. enough with the Disney Plus [ __ ] off. enough grow up how many times you need.
to watch [ __ ] Captain America over and. over again grow the [ __ ] up I understand. that it's probably a good service. whenever especially if you have kids or. whatnot and you want to introduce them. to that you know movies that they may. not have seen it's all in your living. room but if you're an adult without any. children and you're really excited about. Disney Plus you should be in jail okay. enough my friend Jared Logan is a very. funny comedian said once about Disney. because it's the first culture you're. exposed to it's not supposed to be the.
[ __ ] last it's not supposed to be the. last culture you're exposed to it's the. first you're supposed to use that as a. jumping off point to get to other things. to get to other books and films it's not. just supposed to be the Lion King. forever and Disney cruises people go see. the Lion King on Broadway it's like what. the [ __ ] is wrong with you figure it out. but this is what's gonna happen it's all. consolidation all of these major media. companies are merging the the era of the.
independent crater I'm being a little. dramatic now but I think you might be. you might look back and go the era of. the independent creator is over where. you could just a really a massive. following and monetize what you're doing. it doesn't seem to be you know it. doesn't seem to be a model that is going. to last for right now so all you you. know and you guys can't really do. anything about it and I can't do much.
about it you know the podcast seems to. be the last vestige of being able to say. what you want although they don't sure. they can take you of Apple podcast if. they want they don't seem to be doing. that I have a lot of friends a lot of. wild podcasts and you know they don't. seem to be doing that as of now it's all. for now it's all a limited time. only you know me and Luz Gomez how to. talk we're like maybe the final thing is. going to actually be the live show maybe. the reality is just gonna be if you want. to hear things you're gonna have to go.
out live you can have to leave your. house buy a ticket sit in a comedy club. or a theater and hear what people say. live it may literally go back to that it. might just be a big circle that takes. you back to live performance because. there's just too many hands in the. cookie jar if it's not live. there's too many [ __ ] people and. corporate power structures that have to. get involved between what what what. people are creating and what you're. consuming there's just a lot so YouTube.
is is pretty much over unless something. changes drastically and by the way they. prevent people you know nobody gets a. notification when I do a YouTube video. they don't notify we've got maybe 18 or. 20 thousand people that are subscribed. to the channel we should have a lot more. but my videos are not appearing in sea. chat even though people love them and. they're funny they have a huge amount of. engagement YouTube doesn't even want. that anymore so they're not appearing in. a suggested videos and nobody's being a. lot of people are not being notified. when I post in your video so the tools.
that YouTube has to limit my reach I. mean they're using they're certainly not. helping me build a fan base on YouTube. they're just not doing it they have no. interest in facilitating is this so Gary. Vee good question is it Gary Vaynerchuk. is how do I pissed off that I pissed off. Gary Vee now he's going around all the. tech companies I don't know I think it's. bigger than that I think they just don't. have an interest in independent creators. that's [ __ ] the way it is I'm very. late to the game I got into mortgages a. year before it collapsed I got.
understand of comedy late to the game. this is just what I do as soon as I get. involved in something it's over they'll. probably get rid of podcasts in a year. as soon as I get good at something it's. done I'm just that guy I show up late to. the party all the good shits already. happened and I'm just air cleaning up. the kitchen and watching some girl vomit. that's what it is. so I show up late to the party so those. of you that are that are like what the. [ __ ] going on I know a lot of you. don't give a [ __ ] like I said it doesn't. affect you in your daily life you're not.
making a living live-streaming. that's fine but listen go subscribe to. the YouTube channel for as long as it's. around stay subscribe to the podcast I'm. hoping to God that the podcast is just. the thing that indoors I'm hoping it. indoors because radio in some form or. another has endured. I think podcasting will endure as far as. the video content where that's gonna go. that's a great question I know that some. people are just hosting it on their own.
websites you know the future of that I. don't know or YouTube might just be a. place you could Park your content but. very few people are gonna see it. relative to the amount of people that. would have seen it and you're not gonna. make any [ __ ] money that being said. we have a great interview coming up. Brendan Schaub I spend about an hour. with Brendan he's a really funny guy you. know people think I hate him for. absolutely no reason because I've made a. joke which mean him talk about with. Louis where I call him the greatest. comedian in the world which he's not. that's why it's funny but I could have.
said that pretty much about anybody. because nobody's the greatest comedian. in the world comedy stupid it's a dumb. thing and all of you that are precious. about it all of you out there that are. like comedy snobs you're even dumber. than the people that are doing it. because it doesn't matter it's really. dumb I work my ass off on jokes to have. a unique perspective and the funniest. thing I say is that you know somebody. with a you know t-mobile phone has AIDS. or whatever and the audience goes crazy. at that it doesn't matter it's. irrelevant and you know I love it other.
comedians love it it's what we've. dedicated our lives to but God does it. [ __ ] not matter at all so anybody out. there and it's like you think somebody. deserves to be successful somebody. doesn't deserve to be successful I get. it I understand you have strong opinions. but also understand that they don't. [ __ ] matter doesn't really matter. what you think you don't care we're. living in the United States of America. we're at the end of the Empire it's all. over all the trends are converging we're. gonna be rationing water soon so a matte. think these are gonna be the good times.
when you guys were discussing which. clowns deserve their money in which. clowns did it which clown should have. had more I get it I get it out there but. this is gonna be the good times in 30. years when you walk outside and the Sun. fries you and your you know your kids. are [ __ ] you know. walking to school and you know 109. degree weather and everybody's got to. have some [ __ ] weird Sun cloak on and. it's like Mad Max you're gonna look at. this time ago you know that was a really. fun time that we had but I talked to.
Brennan for about an hour we go into. everything from a lot of the online hate. that he gets we talk about how he. started in comedy we talked about the. fact that I'm a better swimmer than him. and Rogan and all of those guys even. though they think you're athletes. I'm I was a great swimmer we discussed. that we talked about politics a little. bit we get his feeling on on kids. playing football transgender athletes. who go through a real a real lightning. round of hot-button issues and I had a.
lot of great time on that podcast a. fighter in the kid I'll see those guys. again soon hopefully and hopefully I'll. be on your mom's house we don't know. it's the ban is still in effect. apparently I missed that doctor true. episode and I didn't show up for it then. I was gonna be rebooked but that was a. while ago. so still no call from your mom's house. it is pretty. maybe tweet at them and say you guys. should have Tim Dylan on I don't know. don't annoy them be respectful but I. don't know I don't know we're still. we're still going we're still going.
strong here with no reach out from the. your mom's house network they may have. no interest in me and that's okay that's. fine I'm not complaining it just is what. it is because people message me and they. look wherever you got on your mom so. it's like we had an incident I miss. doctor true I lied about it. there's a photo of me on the beach on. Instagram they all thought it was funny. supposedly hahaha that's what I was told. we don't know I scheduled to do doctor. true again I said listen guys I'm flying. in that day I don't want to miss the.
[ __ ] thing again so can we reschedule. for another time it was like okay. haven't heard from them since you know. so you know whatever God loved them god. bless them maybe I'll do that in the. future but people that are email you. know that are [ __ ] messaging me. that's where we're at. we're here with radio silence from ymh. radio silence from your mom's house. network radio silence from dr. drew. maybe maybe they're mad at me that I. said that drew would tell people how.
was good for them if there was enough. money in it which we know is true and. that's very funny because it's accurate. if if there was a heroin Lobby that took. that gave dr. drew money to go out and. tell you that you should the best thing. for your kids to do is shoot him up with. dope before he took him to school he. would absolutely sit there and do it. that's just a reality okay I don't even. necessarily blame him for that. it is what the [ __ ] it is Brendan Schaub. coming up okay we're good it's the Tim.
Dillon show everybody live from Dealey. Plaza Texas with historian Brendan. Schaub you've done a lot of work a lot. of work with the county especially here. in Dallas a lot of work a lot of work. it's it's you're down you're doing the. Addison improv yes sir. I'm down you're doing hyenas in Fort. Worth Rogen's doing the American. Airlines Center look at us you know it's. just a lot of West Coast people the in.
Dallas it's perfect that trifecta yeah. in Texas yeah it's good are you so. you're staying in a hotel that's like. literally walking distance from where. Kennedy was whacked I did it on purpose. yeah did you this is my fourth time. coming to Addison I take the tour every. year and every year you do the JFK tour. every year we do the government JFK tour. government I want that well-documented. government tour where they spiel the. [ __ ] to us but I know I know all the.
stuff at you know that it's called out. so it didn't happen then it happened. everyone calm down that gonna happen. that did not happen so so you you go in. knowing I know Michael [ __ ] wrong. that was over here at there's actually. five shots they say - there's 5 3 Mets. one in the throat one hit in the back. who's on this tour just local tourists. interested who don't know [ __ ] so I fill. them in what's this is what's weird. yeah is so my brother Derek my feature. and then asan my opener MC when we walk.
around I'm like explain like stuff I. know but there there's the homeless. community around there all black guys. for a reason yeah. up and like oh you don't know [ __ ] you. know and they dislike their gig here in. Dallas. oh so they're giving another tour it's a. side tour like what really happened Wow. like a meth homeless guy yeah it's. actually pretty interesting. respect I bet there I bet it's more. educational than the government shill.
tour correct yeah yeah you know how in. Venice or like third street the bums are. like out there like maybe chuckling. maybe it's the one-man band yeah maybe. they're eating glass yeah these that's. their kind of third street interesting. Venice is an interesting thing to me. because I love Muscle Beach yeah because. it's a bunch of gay guys who've cured. themselves of AIDS by lifting weights. you're right I mean it's just dudes that. should have died 93 look at Arnold yeah. and they just somehow have pumped. themselves free of AIDS. it's impressive just I mean it's wild.
another reason to work out yeah do you. have you ever gone down there I grew up. in Venice you grew up in Venice yeah in. the summers my dad would my uncle lived. there so we would me and my brother go. out there every summer so we'd work out. Gold's jazz my shoe or an athlete from. the beginning uh yes and no I mean yeah. I'm I grew up playing sports but in in. Venice it was like we'd go then the. summers me my brother just hanging on. the boardwalk wait my dad would give us. like our allowance for the week and we'd. buy fake Rolexes and we collect them.
then he'd go back home he'd sell them to. the kids for way more expensive price so. you were a business guy as a hustle you. were smart from the beginning by the. fake Rolexes on the Venice Boardwalk. yeah sell them to your friends how old. eight nine eight or nine year olds. buying fake Rolexes yeah. where was this going out where where is. Laura you've been the Aurora Colorado. yeah where they had the shooting all the. shooting yeah and Dan Soder is from. there yeah me and Dan from the same. hometown and you guys played football. against each other rival high schools.
rival high schools you guys are better. of course okay clearly interesting did. you know him at all or not really no not. really I didn't know him till I started. in the comedy scene then I was like what. kid comics are to Denver and there's TJ. Miller from Denver and then obviously. Dan soda are the big ones yeah Roseanne. he's Roseanne from there Sinbad okay. interesting. but it that's a bad ad it's a great. Denver Comedy Works a lot of people say.
is the best club in the country been. there I have yeah. we opened for soda amazing Denver for. whatever reason I don't know if it's the. altitude or if the lack of oxygen or. it's just the audience's are great they. think everything's funny they think. everything's funny you feel like. Chappelle when you're out on the stage. it's almost too good it's hot it's. almost like the I sense we've done ice. house yeah where it's like I'm not this. funny right and you don't laugh then you. go somewhere in your real Club and eat. right that makes sense yeah. what show as he as simply used an.
athlete because I was a swimmer when I. was younger and I will still beat you. how been race how competitive I was a. third fastest butterfly on Long Island. I'll destroy you how old how old a row. go on how old nine nine Brendan okay. eight or nine those are the the the. contributions of children to sports. don't matter really no yes. really what do you mean no one gives a. [ __ ] about you a lot of people give a. [ __ ] it moves the economy by the way. food nobody gives a [ __ ] and why's. everyone getting mad when they're. injected maybe boys become girls and.
girls become boy it's a big deal it is a. big deal here's that you were the. butterfly third-fastest butter flour on. on Long Island I was it was it was. better it was better than me he had a. French name you know that guy that you. can't catch I was always just better up. here looking like that my mother knows. his name and he always destroyed me you. know really killed me about this kid he. never even saw me as competition he. always just kind of like looked at me it. was like and he was never friendly and. whatever but I was I was third I think I.
got to second once but I never beat him. I wonder what the kid is doing now I. don't know but it was the Long Beach. tiger shark swim team hell at the time. swim teams in the country. my mom was a coach I was I was like hope. people see people like me and you. they're like oh what do they have in. common. athletics number one knew it because I. was doing athletic things as a kid I was. a tap dancer have you ever tap dance. no tough tap dances is is a skill agree. it's athletic it's super athletic it's a.
ball the Riverdance that's crazy. what's up that's insane I know I can't. do that can you run as a kid though you. got hood actor. childhood our swimmer swimmer. tap-dancing well yeah because they would. think that like as a kid actor they were. like you got to learn how to tap-dance. just try to demean it it's kind of a. killer way about black people - they're. like you should just tap dance just. dance. you might just be put in something you. just got to learn how to dance or play. basketball you figure it out something's. gonna happen what I remember and I and I.
say that because I remembered the best. feeling of my life which I haven't been. able to get back to you but it's only. been 30 years the best feeling of my. life not quite 30 was being thrown in a. pool Saturday morning that was freezing. swimming for two hours. I think getting out of the pool and and. then might see this is my parents room. either I would go have like McDonald's. breakfast yeah because it was like I. know I know but that was we grew up like. that Blundell Phelps eats McDonald he's. garbage yeah great swimmer Alta that was.
the best feeling that I ever had was. working out and being healthy now. obviously I was nine. like achieving something though what it. was though it was achieving something it. was discipline it was a level it if it. was I knew no matter what happened my. parents were gonna scoop me out of bed. and throw me in a pool like a week yeah. four times a week but you have that now. but not as far as athleticism or. swimming if that now with stand-up and. podcasting yeah I always said you do it. a lot I mean I do it well I mean let a.
lot I do as many as you can in LA it's. not as much as New York but I do a lot. that I podcast a lot and I make content. it's a lot of stuff going on so you know. your energies into that which I know. there's the discipline for that it's you. mean you're be harder than most. athletics is athletics whether it's. football MMA swimming like it there's a. blueprint on what you need to do for. this there's not no and also no one's. calling me hey Tim make sure you do your. sets tonight. so nobody you're disciplined now is in a. completely different Lane in ways that.
made a lot of sense once you said it's. kind of like a chess game we're kind of. like you have to look at all the pieces. and decide like what's gonna be mmm you. know you have to decide what you're. gonna do you have to make a decision I. think maybe with athletics like you said. you're just running an algorithm yeah. it's an algorithm that guys who were way. more successful before you can follow. that. stand-up there's no there's no algorithm. there's nothing this game we plays in. broad strokes of what you should do but. there's blood boil okay get up you know. but it's like how much are you writing.
how much you writing but how are you. buying a good jug make it a great joke. how do you respond after you it you know. it doesn't go well your road shows you. know it's like a lot more yourself now. the whole marketing that it's social. media aspect the podcast if you stand up. a lot of your friends are also people. that are athletic really only Joe I mean. I was gonna say Tony's not a flea I mean. like like are you friends with a lot of. comics there's someone I've let not. really I mean last night Alan's. athletics what challenges calendar but.
like we don't do anything I'm trying the. only people with athletic backgrounds. would be broken that's Taekwondo. shaolin's athletic and you get into. comedy do you look around at these. people and you like these people are. animals like look around at comics and. sometimes how crazy they are the lack of. discipline so cuz all my friends have. discipline is [ __ ] that's a bad side. right. like in Brogan says all-time and I don't. take offense to it but it doesn't make. sense when people go oh he's bringing in.
athletes work ethic / - yeah - comedy. it's like no it's just a work ethic it's. usually worse Scott has an insane work. yeah they work he works for hoping. that's insane worth it bird you like. right we work all my all my like. Christ's shirt like all my guys my frog. work worked their ass off so it's like I. view it different as like animals know. like these guys they're workhorses man. yeah what do you think when you look at. like what when you look at great. fighters hmm because you were in the UFC.
for how long such as six years are you. you're still friendly with people on. that yeah I mean though my only really. association with it is I do the show on. Showtime called the food truck Diaries. right so we book the fighters but my. show on there now it's just really let. you know I talk about fighting and. fighting culture but it's more a. lifestyle show I don't have guests on. there anymore I say Brian food truck but. outside that that one fight show that I.
do I follow the sport but did you watch. Logan Paul Cassie. I did look at somebody yeah yeah he's a. good dude I did his pocket it's like a. good I think people it's like one of. those other things where our people for. whatever reason don't like him but but. why but why but why because it's. insanely successful yeah I know but he. doesn't spend I get it that's a bit of a. character form yeah it's like the same. way like people hate Justin Bieber. but why yeah well yeah who gives a [ __ ]. right well there's a lot of animosity. you have it two people don't like you do.
you think that's because you got people. feel like you're successful comedy and. because you come from this other. successful thing they don't feel like. you paid the right kind of dues do you. think it's that or do you think people. are just like I mean that it depends. like if you're yeah I don't know I I. think in but anyone cuz you're one of. the nicest people that I've ever met. most like a lot of comedians are not as. [ __ ] are s I mean really I mean so. the reality is and then I'll see like.
some of the P like some of the hate you. get and I'm like I don't get it I guess. is because people either jealous or. people just have a this is weird with. comedy where like people are like this. person deserves success and this one. doesn't but then a remark asset if the. market tells you right there's a market. that it tells you right you know that. lets you know what your value is right. so the market decides what your value. it's not these group of haters on there. guys those people don't matter right so.
when it comes to me and hate it's like I. don't see any of it I look I don't read. any comments I'm nothing right so I. don't see it but if people who I look up. to with his comics other successful. comics aren't upset as what what what. I'm doing nobody is no one no no. business is no it's when people are. dissatisfied with their own careers in. their own lives who are upset that. because maybe they think I'm taking. spots from them or yeah I'm selling out. Addison and they're not so they sign me.
they got a dislike somebody they have to. somebody happy the other thing is too is. it's it's just like it's just their own. insecurities and also it's weird for. them because you know they might. associate me as who knows that maybe. when I was playing football so there's. oceans. ball player then when I went from. football to fighting they associated me. as a football player doing fighting but. then they only from fighting it's weird. for them to see me go from that to stand. up like well that that's not this idea.
that we're whatever you go into you kind. of figure it out and there are people. that spend our entire lives not figuring. things out you're kind of figuring it. out you are figuring it out and maybe. there's just an animosity that comes. from that I get it I'm not mad right no. I don't see it so right I hear about it. and then it's like as long you know if I. show up tonight and there's no one there. then I'm people also don't understand. jokes like you don't understand kidding. around like there's somebody came on the. internet they're like oh don't hate. friended chops I teased Luis Gomez all.
the time. I said I'm now a follower of you and not. him because you have an Aston Martin and. it's fights literally the funniest thing. in the world this little is and then I. go and I go cuz cuz Luis is like you. should have never tried Kido you're not. an athlete jobs that don't take jobs. advice you have to take my advice. because I used to be fat and shad was. never fat it shows likes fair that is he. was big right that I like Luis I have. any qualms cordless but you shouldn't I. say I fall showers if Ike sees the. greatest community that's ever lived and. don't like people online or like haha.
see Tim Cole hates when I show up like. no it's a joke you idiot saying that any. one of us are the greatest comedian that. ever lived is ridiculous that includes. anybody right now doing arena like 100. percent 100 percent. it's outlandish but people are like it's. a war it's a fun and it's like these. people are it they're heavily invested. in that idea that's what they want what. they need that like yes they like drama. and like yeah yeah hit me up their day. was a ke have you heard this have you. heard that apparently you and I hate. each other everybody hates everybody and.
Chris was over at my house right I'm. like I don't see any of it right yeah. it's what but people just kind of invent. these things but I think a lot of. resentment for some of these people are. right like I came in the game and I came. in in a different route where Brian. Collins my best friend we do a show. together right good comedian yeah then. me and him go on the road together. running live firing the kids so that. would those were my open mikes he's huge. which you're special my favorite part of.
your special is the beginning of your. special. where you're in a mansion and you're. like the life of a comedian he's just. wild you know he's like this is the way. I was comics ladies got us on basketball. court he's like this is just us and. these also got like a beautiful kid in a. life I'm like this is not at all. anything that comedians are involved in. at all you know it's just life a. comedian you know here in my granite. kitchen and my huge house so people just. get heated to make it Angry but here's. the thing yeah a lot of people that they.
get angry because maybe they're like oh. he the only reason he said this is my. favorite when they go blurry sells. tickets because he was in the UFC right. no no you have any UFC fighter trying to. sell tickets that Addyson improv doing. easy yeah it doesn't work like know. people might or they go or they go the. only reason he'd only reason he could. sell it is because the Joe Rogan okay. fair how many how many people has Joe. Rogan had on this show. yeah go side dead or not shot it doesn't. work that way right my fourth time here. so don't doubt that that kind of story.
that they're painting right now with the. only reason cuz you say well that works. once you might go to a city and could. sell 500 days to be like dude he was. awful right no I sell out more take it. everywhere I go. yeah well those people like what you do. you like the podcast they you know the. podcast is huge numbers I think that. like I also do yeah tons of sets in LA. oh yeah yeah yeah what have you now you.
have a son your son is three or four. years old three and a half if you have a. real life that's why you're not reading. YouTube comments give real life to. because your son goes to like a fancy. school fancy school are do you meet. celebrity parents yes is that weird. no they know who you are yeah like we. know who each other I like I won't say. who would I get in trouble if I say who. the school but as a guy who has played.
Batman love and my girl goes wait till. it's game there's these like it's a. [ __ ] bomb I go yeah what'd you say. she goes why would they let this guy in. there I go that's the greatest living. actor yeah alive right. that's Batman [ __ ] yeah yes that's that. one that's Batman yeah yeah and then you. hit her but you know sunson why has to. have what she's Mexican do you when. you're raising a kid and he's gonna have. a lot of money it's gonna blow up. no no Pappas guys you're a lot of money.
don't have a lot of money what he is. nobody what do you do when you're. raising a kid in a situation where he's. like how do you prevent that person from. becoming in la monster I know the type. of kids that we see on scooters on. Melrose that have YouTube channels that. combines some me maybe you two probably. proud always how do we how do you stop a. kid like that you gotta get them. motivated coming a soundcloud rapper I. know I know. little Uzi vert or some [ __ ] one of them. little whatever it is I don't want to. say any of them because that's their vol.
died I got in trouble the other week cuz. I said one of them and it was a dead one. I'm sorry. it was Little Bo Peep or whatever I. respect them all I respect the game zan. follows me on Twitter little Zen father. at the little Zen Zen all right I I. think you got to make sure he's. interested in he has to have some sort. of passion right but you can't have just. like a weird kid is just floating and. doing drugs. yeah just driving dad's Aston Martin. around yeah yeah that can't have the can. so hopefully he gets motivated well I. don't care what support he wants player.
must be an act or whatever but he has to. have some goal and that's gonna keep. them I hope on path he's got yeah or is. being a dad great or is it. anxiety-producing I'm both right because. you like scared of the world like you. just like oh my god man right you got to. make sure that we like the way I think. about it when you have babysitter's you. have things like that the dude how do. you I mean ice we had a new nanny a year. ago right I spied on her for four weeks.
okay exactly that's exactly the bar go. home I was already at the park. interesting interesting so you're just. you're just spying on this be keeping an. eye on her and making sure that she's. Joe Gipp she's the chief cameras all the. house I'd watch him lay in bed at night. and then watch back what she did with a. crasher do you want to have more I have. another one coming too not this Tuesday. but next Tuesday wild. I know another boy one more. yeah are you gonna just keep goin I'm. down my girls Mex yeah and you know.
she'll keep going don't she'll throw. them out she'll just litter the whole. house with them good for her so this is. exciting. yeah do you have a name or now uh yeah. but we just want to announce it okay I. don't care but is it a Mexican name. no okay it'd be cool if it was I was. kind of getting a little excited Shaab I. thought it was gonna be something cool. like that like what do you think. yeah like thanking like Miguel what was. that Mexican Disney movie Coco Coco you.
like something like that like Coco Shaab. oh that's fun let you be his nickname. though just come a little coke you know. what are you what is your nationality. what do you think shall sounds Jewish. but only because it sounds like an. investment bank Charles Schwab child no. yeah Charles Schwab Charles Schwab is. different and that's like waspy I guess. she'll I don't shop sounds job is German. German it's to chairman she's also. Hitler's right man for a long time was a. shop really be any relation I don't.
think so okay I have to check the 21 and. me you haven't blood I'm not not you. probably shouldn't probably not sushi at. all German German Italian and the my mom. was born raised in England so oh wow. sure all over the place all over man and. you just have one brother yep just this. one here are you still tight with both. parents yeah yeah I mean they're they. live in Denver so as tight as you can be. living somewhere else all right but they. come out see the kiddos everything like. that yeah folks there is no bigger sign.
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helped them and you know a huge wad of. cash and a bunch of maxed out credit. cards and debit cards I mean that's the. problem with wallets. really show who you are immediately and. nobody right now I mean they used to say. that the mark of achievement or success. was to take out a fat wallet there's. nothing that could be further from the. truth right now if you have a lot of. cash on you right now you're probably. poor or you're in the Mafia that's. really the two options.
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all gonna come crashing down and we're. all gonna have to get you never will. always be the ones where like like. there's nothing you can do if you want a. network show or something like that that. yeah that you should be worried about. that if you're in TV should be worried. do you ever think to yourself what else. you could do you're like a personality. you could do a lot of different things. do you ever uh no I don't need to. because we're out of the podcast that I. own and then stand up it's like can't. really take these you crazy merch stuff. - we do merge you're getting Florida.
like the business would you ever get. into the fashion industry or something. like the access down I could see you. having like seven clothing companies I'd. be down for that yeah you're a smart guy. you're always thinking about like what's. what can I do yeah to make and there's a. lot of like it's like what can I do but. that I'm into that you're into this fun. and that you can yeah do you ever look. around a comics and you go man that's a. talented person but they just [ __ ]. know all the time yeah yeah and here's. the thing and I had this conversation. with a mutual friend of mine who's a. comic and I went I don't why is he not.
he should be [ __ ] Jerry Seinfeld and. they were just it see he's just on this. loop like it's never it's never gonna. work he's been doing the same thing like. this is just ya know hope I'm like no I. can help him like a ton you can't help. this guy what do you think it is. self-sabotage bit of just like not a. risk-taker doesn't want put in the work. worried about losing you know maybe an.
hour doesn't want you to special do you. think that have you been because I think. New York sometimes for whatever reason. gain can people get in their heads about. purity being a purist and there's only. one way to do it and I'm gonna do it. that way and sometimes not all of them. there's a lot of this amazing people in. New York but like what I like about LA. is that there's there's not really a. line between a guy like me or a Logan. Paul or somebody you know what I mean. you don't think so like in LA I feel.
like you know I a lot what do you mean. by line like there's a lot of action. that did I don't and then I don't but. the reality is like he's a guy with an. audience I I don't feel I feel great. going on his show I feel great going on. a youtubers show or social media like in. New York there's such this the line. would be drawn when there's a live. performer when it takes yeah it's time. to be sure end up the line sure he's not. a stand-up that's where York a lot of. people are just not enlarging their. audiences because they're it's like a.
circle jerk it's almost an old-school. mentality old-school mentality and I'm. like no you got to get out there and. collaborate with people that are not. stand-up comedy also in tell me if I'm. wrong and I think it's open up more I. mean the Andrew Schultz we're talking. about this yeah Schultz is you know led. the way yeah we're in New York you guys. are very like oh like what you're bone. and you guys be very [ __ ] fight me. for it yeah LA it's like especially in. the group I run it it's more of what. like you're helping each other there's a.
lot more money in LA so when there's a. lot more money there's not scarcity in. New York so people are fighting with. each other more I'm a little but that. doesn't make sense more money and what. in what way because he's as you're way. ahead with podcasting you guys made a. lot more money your shows are a lot. bigger there's what was that yeah. but that's not because we're in LA no. it's because you could do it every I. would argue that some of that was the. the nest the necessity of innovation. being in LA not having as many spots. New York City being show focused on.
stand-up there was a lot of spots people. just working and being show. busy I think la there's more down time. and people said well what else can we do. how else you know rogen you know. starting that whole thing you know being. you know not being at the Comedy Store. as much because the home and see a thing. yeah I think like that innovation you. guys are just way ahead and there's just. a lot more money and also LA is. Hollywood and movies and TV and there's. a million other things and New York is. not as many of those things so New York. you have status and everybody's kind of. like who's high on the totem pole of.
who's a real comic and who does you know. who was working a cellar every night and. who's doing this and who's doing that. there's nothing wrong with that but what. I think starts to happen to people is. they lose sight that there's a larger. world out there and they got to reach. people yeah and but and I think it shows. to not that you know the argument New. York comics brand la comics but some of. the New York comments who will come over. like you mark Normand yeah Schultz it's. like yeah Jesus Christ yeah yeah yeah.
monsters yeah I didn't know which way. that was going like Jesus Christ these. guys he's a rough egg or this is a rough. hair terrible to be loud all you guys. are what we like in fantastic a lot yeah. because you guys are doing so much. comedy yeah and it's just like holy [ __ ]. yeah well I think that's be I appreciate. that but I also think man that there's a. lot of beasts in LA - it's like oh. there's a lot of peace there's just a. lot of these there's people that just do. it differently. you know there's people that at your age.
now do you see do you look at are you. glad that you waited to get into comedy. cuz are you like I don't think I'd have. a perspective yeah if I was started. younger granted I wish I had the stage. time when I was younger but it's like I. don't want perspective I'd have right. like now I've gone through some [ __ ] ups. and downs and like it gives me more. perspective on life you have a life. where you feel like there's a lot of. drama there's no drop like we are you. somebody who's caught like how does my. drama comes from outside of that I don't.
have drama inside my house right kid my. girl there's no drama my drama comes. from my business partners okay who are. other comment right okay I said and then. there and what is it just as coming to. world crazy in our own way. you don't want to do it their way yes. yeah and you would calendar super-tight. but you guys like every now and then. yeah I guess yeah it's very mean town. don't don't bump heads okay. no do you and Theo bond pads ever uh not.
really bump heads not really bump heads. no mean Theo we were just worried you. talking about two different kind of. personalities where I grew up on team. sports and Theo and I grow like to me. it's not about a team aspect and feels. learning that right if that makes sense. he's more like me a championship swimmer. because there's nobody on the starting. block except it's all on you understand. it's all on me like you are on you. you're in a football team hiding with a. bunch of other people there whereas I'm. on the block get pressure yep my.
family's good name everything right. there on your shoulders did you have a. show yeah did you ever did you ever swim. where you ever swimmer I mean I I mean I. swam as a kid but not compared because I. was good obviously you any type of. athlete no no nothing. interesting that thing did you work out. ever yeah he's starting to work out now. cuz they you know it makes them feel. better right what is the workout what is. the move is it weights car is or what. what is everything man yeah everything.
have to do all you have to do it all I. mean you don't have to no but you should. I mean but is it swimming good let's say. I just started swimming [ __ ] yeah do it. what if I just started swimming my. grandma she turns 96 she swam every day. to shoes 19 see that's the move that's. the move she's 300 pounds really but. that's also the move I think those. things are both the move see the gaff.
get about miles. he's like everyone's what makes the best. to exercise kefka's like what about. whales he's like do you think whales. [Laughter]. whatever a working [ __ ] king size. Snickers bars at night really good yeah. Colorado just living [ __ ] yes he's out. there live.
donar birthday party this weekend that's. awesome but that's the thing I mean. listen you don't want to be big but this. is what happens sometimes it's very hard. the problem is is like you very. different what we do you don't need to. be in some phenomenal shape really don't. worry we don't need to be Joe Rogan no. no no he's insane that he's in any human. level of discipline that we all aspire. to and respect but it's very hard to. then like apply that to your life you.
sometimes I don't want to workout for. two hours a day and yeah and that's be. like just never eat sugar and I'm like. right thank you. he's making good right no more sugar. he's like just no sugar no carbs ever. for the rest of you and I'm like okay. you know Tommy's the result so you're. not feeling good so no more sugar no. mile Cano it okay he's like so we're. you're good on that like we're good man. yeah I mean he's it's just gauge in. insane level of discipline I mean you. know why is the country as fat as the. country I mean the country is it's a.
public health crisis where everybody's. everybody's like four or five hundred. pounds I mean not everybody but you go. to middle America these are the big boys. you go to Disneyland. what happened it's bad what is it and. you're a guy from that world a little. bit what how do you fix it what world. for the world of somebody who's works. out and is you know just people are lazy. so it's like if you want food it's like. fast food to everywhere so the. government kind of [ __ ] us and just. society fluxes because if you want food.
it's like the easiest thing to do is. stop at Burger King somebody like the. healthy options are more expense if. they're harder to get so it's like. already tough to eat healthy then. there's no healthy option what do you. think about this whole thing about fat. shaming and that we're now celebrating. fat people like I don't celebrate fat. people I can't like the models I don't. want my model fat that's not what they. do right that it's a good point it's not. what then what about Liz oh because. Lucille is very very popular lose weight. but lose weight yeah it lose a little it. was a lot like her attitude good for her. like not good liar but I which is. unhealthy but have you seen a new video.
where she comes out the diabetic boots I. like that the point is she needs to get. skinny she's gonna explode and her. entrails are gonna hit the faces with. the Bloods on our hands because. everyone's like you go fat girl it's. like I'm the only one going. you don't go fat girl I mean to just. take a shoutin I again maybe I'm not. saying get skinny yeah unless she get. he'll drain it I mean check your blood. pressure but she used to do something. she called out some postmates as opposed. me it was late with her food or. something on Twitter so that's a prop. that makes sense it's a problem if. you're if you call not if you're a. multi-millionaire and you're calling at.
a post mate on she's an addict it's in. it's an addiction it's an addictive. listen I've been there. where's your food of choice when the. post page shows up I want to strangle. them oh me too. I go you know what you have other orders. no I get being angry to post me but then. to call Matt on Twitter is like oh. you're [ __ ] not even in your right. mind my food of choice I'd want your go. to I don't know if either go to you like. my praat like what's a problem like for. me a real real like thing that I should. not have it's like if I maybe I find. myself in Larchmont Village oh there's a.
salt & straw oh there's a scoop ice. cream these are bad this is it has to be. like really good ice cream for me to go. there yeah I don't eat garbage I mean. either but I have inner Jennie's yeah. it's fine it's nice it's fine salt. straws the numero uno. so it shows better the salted malted. chocolate cookie dough or whatever favor. ice cream and then I get fudge on top I. mean this is and then I walk around. Hancock Park my mouth is watering by the. way but sure like my ice creams always. been a bad thing I actually don't eat. like that like I don't need da man I. don't need garbage food but when I go.
out a nice like meatball know I eat all. that I'll be in New York well let let's. say let's say and I'm let's say like you. get done tonight hyenas like like after. we after I'm done with you before. instead of getting stuck in traffic on. the way back to Fort Worth we might go. to a steak house and that's not bad I. can eat good there sure but maybe some. maybe the waiter says something about. like lobster bisque or something I gotta. have it maybe I get a bowl off you're. right. see I gue road like this and while I was.
going to four-star restaurant I grew up. eating. you drove rich not rich no not rich my. uncle was in the restaurant business I. might he had a lot of great restaurants. in New York so we were just the only. luxury I ever had as a kid food was food. and that was the only thing that I. learned it like high-end stuff I could. go to really nice restaurants so I've. internalized that palette so my palate. is high alright when I was eight years. old I was eating a parfait of salmon and. tuna tartare with creme fraiche and. caviar. I was like is this a stereo caviar uh uh. you know III you know I'm like is this.
Iranian so it's a problem and then I get. into drugs thirteen or fourteen started. with the cocaine third hole thirteen for. woody McCauley comer slide or I know you. were I failed. thirteen fourteen thirteen eighty first. line of code at some New York friends. backyard Long Island and friends. backyard and he got addicted to on the. water of course yeah big to do it no no. I got addicted when I was like 20 when I. was selling subprime mortgages in Long. Island and I was like this is a great. you're unhappy I wasn't thrilled but I.
was also like it's a great way to just. be coped up and have a lot of energy and. be on the phone and be talking to people. and be like this world of sales guys it. wore suits and you know drove Range. Rovers wolf on Wall Street I feel you. yeah that's what this is your advice the. wolf but it's not our Wall Street now. nobody had really wolf online but it was. like it was a big issue I mean there was. a lot of issues. well did you hit rock bottom I mean but. it wasn't the rock like everyone's gonna. yell at me when I say what rock bottom. was when we went rock bottom is.
different yes I bear says there's always. wiggle room for rock block there's. always a bass you know you're lower but. my rock bottom was I bought a house for. $600,000 that I could not afford but I. just bought this big house and then that. was that started the events in motion. for rock bottom how so just couldn't. afford it and he went bankrupt well I. was just no I mean I was just like. drinking every night at a bar up the. block from my house I was doing drugs. the more it was 2009 the mortgage. industry had collapsed this industry I.
thought I was gonna be in forever had. literally just evaporated I was [ __ ] I. wasn't making any money I owed a lot of. money because I bought this crazy big. house it was 23 years old here by. yourself by myself 23 years old hanging. out at a bar up a block from my house. and I could have flushed my whole life. down the toilet then and then I started. doing stand-up comedy in 2010 so thank. God that happened thank God that. happened so I [ __ ] turned everything. around also thank God yeah it's a good. thing turned everything around yeah well.
cuz he gave me an outlet for that. passion and then I stopped drinking and. using drugs and then I said well this. energy of being an addict it's got to go. somewhere and then I went instead of 25. I wanted. stand-up love it was about nine years. ago so that so that's what led me into. it and then the the food addiction just. stayed with it the food addiction stayed. with I mean the food addiction is is is. I think it's it's it's it's it's uh. related to the drugs I also think that. it comes from when I was a little kid.
like the idea of like oh you eat nice. things you feel good makes you feel good. it's a reward it's how you reward. yourself so all of that stuff I have a. problem with it I mean I have a problem. that's not - I don't know where it comes. from I don't know where yeah sure yeah I. talk to someone about well I'm sure it. just comes from yeah I mean we all have. compulsions like if you weren't a guy. that like you what you do like people. like you have enough money you could. just stop tomorrow but you want to keep.
going and doing and getting better and. doing things correct that's a certain. type of person yeah that's a certain. type of person that's somebody who wants. to you know pushed it to the limit but. it's also like I can't like who el Rizzo. was on regulating he goes I once a day. I'm like [ __ ] yeah we're like. Henry Rollins is like Ali drink I wake. him more I drink carrot juice 1 cup of. carrot juice that's all I drink it but. didn't know my house so many many years. of not doing that no you sober forever.
forever really never had a touch alcohol. or drug interesting he's just crazy okay. he's crazy people thinks the drugs just. people think I'm still doing try I mean. collegio on a show we'll say Tim Dylan. you know he does he's crazy sketches. he's a sober guy who seems like a drunk. guy that's I mean I put on a wig I yell. and scream as Megan McCain this is not. something a sober person does or they do. yeah or they put its life on and crazy. it's like D'Elia everyone thinks he's. like drugged out all the time never. touch anything. yeah it's interesting yeah yeah yeah.
what about sex addiction do you have. that I don't know yeah cuz I know people. with that that and that ruins lives just. like drug addiction we could I'm up but. I'm I have friends it cannot stay. faithful I don't know my thing is is. like I know guys who have that issue. yeah and it's so consuming so. such a deal unravel it unravels. everything trying to do but I want to. get so successful as a stand-up comic.
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would you say on this path what would. you say - what do you think about all. this [ __ ] were people like we don't want. our kids playing football anymore. because well I mean how do you feel. about this weigh-in. what are we thinking um I listen man I. think with with football it's here's. Brendan Schaub I'm fine on football. controversy what I hear right now. do you watch find the Tim Dylan shop you.
might have yeah it's just like last. night miles Garrett took a quarterbacks. helmet off and hit him with it okay I. spend for the season that's too much I. think way too much way too much for a. game yes it's the culture we live in. where everything's like this this you. know cancels Jam you should have hit a. woman keep going if you hit a woman if. you're gonna do it hit your partner and. you put on your next game or the UFC. assignment so the thing is is with. football it's just it's like if that's.
what they want to do man let him do it. young and they don't know the. repercussions of what they're doing see. I don't think you should let kids eyford. see the brain three my sons three let's. see not playing tackle football Tilly's. I don't know I don't know man. it's a tough two now as a parent it's. tough so he's not playing tackle. football I start playing tackle I think. when I was six which is too early so. you're you say no tackle football for. these kids until they get a little older.
yeah I don't want CP we tackle football. we don't need that so show until what is. appropriate on now I'm at middle school. middle school you think they can. evaluate all of the different. replications no I don't I just think. it's what you sign up for a man you know. and here's the other thing is is is. brain trauma like CT is it a problem yes. the majority of players don't have. anything right share about the worst. case scenario the odds are you're gonna. be fun right are you gonna fucked-up. knees and ankles and necks and rise them. but that's what comes with the territory.
transgender children playing football. sure like ice box where you on this. [ __ ] planet let's just make the kids. that we're just talking about now. they're transgender trans a little play. man what no but this is a big deal for. it for this is a huge problem now you. have women identifying these men no you. have man identifying these women and. then they beat up women that when it. comes on when it comes to mixed martial. arts that's weird. that's strict but that's the only part. where it's strange really what about.
cycling what about you know old men have. all these advantages and then they take. hormones then they become women and then. they dominate no sports is that fair you. don't care okay. so you're breaking with Rogan and hitch. cliff on this. Brendan Schaub for trans athletes this. is very I liked in July cuz I shall. bestow his vote I don't care you don't. care I don't care like cycling or like. in like have you seen the one just like. diesel chick and she's sprinting but.
she's not it she's not a she's that she. didn't you know she was in a she was in. a dude that had hormone replacement. therapy and became a chick right he's a. female clitoris everything breast but. she her testosterones through the. [ __ ] roof. right and they're like well her. testosterone is the same as more than. dudes but that's what she's but she's. put on this earth by with whatever you. believe in the creator and she just has. more testosterone but isn't that a. rarity that's rare.
that's right everybody's a freak of. nature with all due respect the door. thing right so transport you're cool. with except for the MMA don't the except. for MMA doesn't affect you don't care. interesting don't care. interesting okay whatever may if it's. wrestling it's a little dicey it's a. little dicey if it's cycling don't care. track don't now most people know this. about you you were you were huge. supporter and you funded Donald Trump's. campaign with what do you think about.
Donald Trump Donald Trump as a president. of the United States two-term Trump um I. think that I just think we've just got. to do hot buns which is trying to get. clearance hot buttons I feel the same. way bottom we think he's funny he. probably shouldn't be the present that's. literally the way he's a celebrity who. surprised shouldn't be the president I. think the majority of very fun he's very. funny hilarious. I think majority of Americans are sick. of politicians and ones like that who. try to burn it to it could have been.
anybody. we're burning the system here's what's. scary when Kanye West goes I'm running. for president. 2024 Larocque like damn me my [ __ ]. could win they could absolutely when I'm. making Logan Paul president we've talked. about it a bunch on the show I'm not. gonna talk about it again. I'm done for that but it will happen I'm. telling you sky his brother being the in. in the house is gonna keep his brother. pay a little bit less like Jake we gotta. win like Jake we gotta tone it down it. down a bit we're gonna be fine Jake will. do agriculture we'll put him Tony with. Logan first um when you hear politicians. going millionaires of the problem rich.
people of the problem you're somebody. who has a lot of money yes what do you. feel like when you hear that when you. hear Bernie Sanders or people like that. now they're not necessarily talking. about you they're talking about the. billionaire class I'm at the 0.001. percent right but does it makes a person. and their 9.00 one it would come after. these Forks for years [ __ ] because. because I we're out of this I worked. with it I agree I agree and but they're. also all millionaires some of them are. bernie is bernie broke up with sure but.
the people they're just angry at rich. people how do you think maybe they're. misguided because some of them have a. point or some have a point the people. you know families in yet billions of. dollars forever but people are self-made. entrepreneurs you shouldn't touch them. that's [ __ ] up yeah that's the. American dream right right what are you. doing I know immigration more less even. girlfriend he's Mexican born and raised. if she is she illegally do it real.
interesting now do you ever threaten her. a little called the authority if she. gets wise every Thursday yeah you can go. listen we got a daddy has a good really. yeah talk back from because of course it. makes man it's not that she hates Trump. she doesn't like here's the thing. American Isaac can she read and ride and. everything kind of okay hila stuff a. little bit right she's in an axe. probably smoking she's cool very. attractive. yeah good mother good mother Mexican.
dude yeah of course very nurturing warm. yes. does she make a bundle a what's that. kicked open the mobile something like. that yeah yeah what should she kill it. with the enchiladas kills with. enchiladas then they she ordered the. Mexican made around and it's that. interesting dynamic who hears that right. because she hears the answering dynamic. is X commands ever like yeah I know you. think you're white [ __ ] you're in a. white [ __ ] yeah she's like [ __ ] we. know where you come from la Jara here's. the thing though they though in my house.
I'm the only one who doesn't speak. Spanish so in my house I'm like it and I. have a whole bit about it's like I'm a. refugee of my own house there's not one. word of English means well your sons are. my son his his first language Spanish. reals English from dad so you have a. speech impediment so it's like it's. tough it's your wild kid how do you see. he's young yet he's it's tough to tell. tough to Dada energy she a lotta energy. but you don't know which way it's gonna. go you don't know I do I'm gonna be like. Jake Paul where you have to like you're. like you have to get out there's a gold. front and key you know should there's I.
think it was an article that said 31% of. kids want to be youtubers make sense. there's so much money now so much money. it's crazy how do you feel about society. when you look at what's happening on. social media. and YouTube and things like that does it. make you feel confident we're society's. going I think it's gonna balance out I. think now we're like just realizing how. addictive social media is how it's like. this bullying thing with young kids and. kids who commit suicide there's like. this cancel culture and this hate.
culture on there and it's a it's a good. thing that's also super negative and I. think it's gonna sway back over here and. now you see how Instagram is you can't. see likes anymore scrimmaging followers. out oh you think so well this is what. they did with Facebook they started. playing around with it and then it just. became like a haven for boomers to. scream at each other. Instagram I think you're just starting. to play around like the likes it might. not be the biggest deal but I think if. they keep [ __ ] around with it they. keep changing the algorithm that it's. more about you selling stuff well it's. also like how hot to any of these things.
stay forever young kids are on tick-tock. now right I don't like to [ __ ] you take. toxic are you on there no I should be. you know tick tock it's that thing where. people are dancing they're falling down. to do crazy things 15 seconds on you do. s they have all those tick tock Chris. like boomerang yeah that's like boomer. it's like a 15-second like a vine but. longer and and it's all those cringe. compliment garfi our friend racism there. no they can't buy tickets you're right. but I'm just saying when you look at. like at one point dozing me something. they sticks around Twitter's around.
right what is it was going away but the. Trump energized it and it became. political I like I like Twitter a lot. because you can put things out people. could share them relatively easily agree. so you put a video up but I do like. Instagram to I don't want it to go away. I'm just saying there's always gonna be. the next thing right yeah I think what. we're gonna learn is social media and. you're given these these kind of these. dark demons of voice where it gives them. credibility to hate on successful people. or hate on talented people and that and.
also bully kids so I think it's gonna. even out were like oh [ __ ] this isn't. giving everybody a voice in a given of a. pinion it's not good so Brendan Schaub. here on the Tim Dylan show for taking. away the internet from people oh it. really only losers not but so no losers. so not everyone should be able to. communicate on social media they. shouldn't be able to agree they should. be able to communicate to certain people. you know the. it means access is that says this too if.
we've got rid of that fourth what we. don't right now let's I wanna we're. talking about walls build that wall. build that wall on social media build. that wall to the people in their dad's. basements to me yeah well there's a lot. of people I think that here's what's. scary when you find out on social media. I think a lot of people are in basements. a lot of people are in their dad's. basement there's a lot of anger there's. a lot of mental illness 100% but there's. also it's their own mental illness yeah. you know I'm standing and it comes out. and I think researchers find like oh. this isn't good it's not good what do.
you tell those people that want to. change your life what should they do. let's say somebody's watching this and. they used to hate you stop watching them. stop watching it's a great but stop. watching this accept given five we need. five minutes of the night yeah for sure. but but what what is somebody who's just. a bitter angry person that hates. everybody maybe they're racist maybe. they hate immigrants maybe they hate. rich people valid points you know here's. the thing sure here's the I don't know. anybody I don't know anybody in my group.
who are way more successful me. I don't you out anyone who gets online. in sends hate comments I don't know I. don't know I've never done it I don't. know no one who reads YouTube yeah I. don't associate with anyone so yeah yeah. I probably start there by not doing that. right right stop commenting and doing or. just do a do a do a trial test get some. girl you're interested in right I ever. come over years old what are we doing. you go oh I'm gonna send hateful. comments to this comic of this comic see.
if she's such a dick how crazy would it. be if the girls like awesome I mean it. is sick man it is sick what are you are. you or the California until you die. Rogan talks about leaving all the time I. mean the state is currently on fire. there's always fires. I literally I'll always have a home. there I feel like to do stand-up I'm. gonna have to be there yeah so I always.
have yes always have a home there but I. don't know maybe I'm older I move out. yeah I got a San Diego price stay in. California. you love California love Cal you're not. even though I hate how many people there. are but what do you think of New York is. a city I dislike New York is it get. anxiety it's just me I'm such a hustle. right everything's moving and right the. buildings in RAL the last since its. start doing stamp going back there being. able to hang around like get to know. people and like locals will take me. around I [ __ ] love it.
II like it love East Coast now love. Philly boss those are priorities for. stand up common DC Boston geese okay hey. girl what's your favorite place to. perform Wilbur and Boston's pretty good. really yeah that's grandma see in New. York's dope so you're selling out people. love you are you going overseas at all. yep I just I think we just announced it. of 50 shades of brown tour we're doing. Europe and yeah all over men what do you. say what do you think the biggest thing.
the biggest advantage that you have over. other people when it comes to like your. ability to you know get people in. theaters and get people out like I don't. think I have an advantage I think I have. a fan base base earned advantage but. it's yeah but I'm just saying like I. don't think I have like some secret or. so like yeah I think Bert Kreischer is. way better at marking than I am Gracie's. way better I don't I don't I don't feel.
like I have an advantage when it comes. to that stuff I think you know I put in. year you know me and Brian been together. for six years so what did you meet him. like six seven years ago. how were you stabbed Anna you just met. him no met him and then started doing. the fire and the kid then took that on. the road and that's when I start doing. Stan so fight or the kids been around. for six years and then you guys. developed a huge fan base right out the. gate and took that on the road when did. you meet Rogen I met Rogen I mean what.
remember Rogen was a UFC commentator of. course so I was fighting you'll see me. and Rogan were boys and then we got. really close when I moved to LA I mean. him and Brian were the ones who like do. Slater's first do stand-up I first did. stand-up would be yeah I mean first time. we did a live finding the kid because we. did at Bray Improv 550 people does my. and Mike and Brian was like oh you're. gonna go out and do ten minutes stand up. here and he was like so every show and.
start doing this this can be open my dad. and how is the pride of the first one go. not great right not grab me not you know. that's right but that's the thing people. like oh you didn't have to do the open. mic scene where no one's around I'm like. hold on you mean open mics where it's. full of other comics hating on the. comics who are performing my open mic. was in front of five or fifty people. tons of pressure yeah it's huge yeah now. and then your first special was show. time how many years after that three do. you feel like we should act you say that. was a crazy fast crazy crazy insane.
insane thing to special that anything. nuts yeah wild wild would you do another. one tomorrow no yeah no iPod probably. wait probably two years I might do I. might do something but not a not a not a. our special and you look back at the. special how do you feel about it now I. feel everyone hates everything they do I. hate it I hate I said I would do tonight. in it I'm gonna do tonight yeah I'm.
proud of it I'm proud of what I. accomplished short amount of time yeah I. mean the phrase if you have the fastest. person get a like a big Network special. and or certain mount of years right. which is a blessing and a curse but you. know I'm proud of it you know for sure. yeah but it's like I hate everything I. do so I don't know you all I do is. special in three years which will be way. better than that one I'm gonna hate that. one who's your like if you pick one guy. right now were you like this person is. somebody you watched you're like [ __ ]. this guy's great bill burr yeah.
well there's a few there's burr yeah. there's a Schultz mark Normand [ __ ] man. there's a few of them yeah yeah yeah. burrs amazed they're all amazing. everyone that you mentioned what you. know for him yeah James great yeah yeah. Ramona said a lot we're on usually. together now are great as far as like. joke for joke talent level for you. nummies top three around the store from. your podcasters at you're like these.
guys are bananas do you listen other. podcasts are not really my favorite. podcasts I can't listen other like. Podcast like mine like you know like. silly [ __ ] that we Brian but is your. anybody is there any part. - Shepherd armchair interesting yeah. that's my favorite bug to talk about his. is more of like a she has guests on. there's Monica pad man who's like his. like copilot she's really smart they're. like it's just it's just like.
informative he's been through so much. [ __ ] in therapy that he put he like I. learned a lot from it are you a therapy. guy is that a single therapy um I don't. my therapies from like you know I should. go but have time alright it's [ __ ] up. who are people you can't beat up or you. can beat up all comics most every comic. what about Whitney Cummings because. she's very brain jeez kind of crafty. she also has like she's more of a mean.
spirit because your guy that was a. fighter do you ever go out in LA and. look at somebody and go that's would be. a tough fight that guys I'm not once I. now fly I don't even think about. fighting well no I can't remember but. interesting I think it's because you're. just just secure God because he's a lot. of little guys oh it's not that I'm. secure I'm more of like these guys. they're gonna think my I'm bad at comedy. I'm thinking for comedy and surreal. watch me they're gonna sue you for your. house. well it's it's like I walk in room like. [ __ ] man these guys know if you guys. don't belong there I'm not as smart as.
these guys I want to do it for four. years right so whatever difference yeah. I'm not worried about looking these guys. beat me up right right. what about like that like the think like. you know Rogen's famous for his kick. right he has that famous kick that he. does on YouTube or what not famous first. kick like [ __ ] well you know I don't. mean I mean in the fighting world like. Edison Barboza. no of course but like people will show. me they'll be like look at that kick. that's crazy you have like a fighting. move that you're known for I was known. for like my Darce choke.
okay now explain what that is cuz that's. interesting to me it's uh so like if a. guy were to like what's it called. Darce choke dar like with their arms. like this yeah yeah interesting yeah so. you would just choke people it was I was. I was very good at it and getting it. from different all different positions. do you ever wrestling guys. ever watch like WWF WWE Grove I did and. I then I turned 10 and I got over it. yeah I think it's a little depressing. how comics still go to Wrestlemania.
whatever in their 30 I mean it's a. little much I can't I can't get into it. I mean Tony Hinchcliffe talking about. salt I'm like I'd a bit like loves I'd. might bit a bit on my social Hulk Hogan. toys like dude come on man you don't. need to be doing that right like - its. Hulk Hogan yeah usually made the sex. tape oh yeah so what Tony said no don't. do it well he's just like come on if. you're gonna do that man you know it's. like they just like they like that's. their Joe Montana or that's their you. know Richard Pryor like that yeah. they're huge I just can't get it cuz you. did the real thing and said why we know.
it's not choreographed answer but I. dragged him into it and I'm Brock you. owe me [ __ ] $69.99. I watched I'm like this is terrible it's. not good it's so strange it's not good. in closing what are is your anything. that you would say - you know people. that are excited about what you're doing. and if it like are there are there. things where you're like I want to make.
these things better like I wanna like. are there are there things you're. excited to do do you have any interest. in doing anything other than podcasting. your stand-up if you had the money is. your version of Brendan Schaub that puts. Alps that put what that stops doing it. no that puts out a movie that puts out a. documentary that puts out I mean I've. been off of you show then yeah but I. mean like yourself making it like do you. ever say to yourself I want to make more. [ __ ] the only thing I would do is it do.
like a buddy comedy like series but with. all our friends yeah Brian. yes the Leo Segura yeah Joey Diaz wrote. yeah all the guys I'd be down for that. but yeah outside that no like I get. offered movie stuff all the time. auditions it's just not. stand-ups London I mean if you had a. phone you could kind of do it. uh-uh you can if it was like with me and. Brian or me oh yeah. but if it's just if it's not is I think.
maybe that's direction things would go. eventual agree you know will do but I'll. go and with like you know everyone has. kind of we have this built-in audience. from the podcast you can stand up where. if you think of all our crew in LA it's. like it's kind of a network think how. much power is in that yeah so like all. these like Tommy Central spike all these. networks they're gonna want that. audience they're trying to get in the. digital space. yes sorority that's interesting because. I mean we do so much podcasting and. stand-up there's probably other things. that we could do eventually 100% you.
know cuz there's so many like I've. always wanted to do a thing about what I. was like in mortgages and then cast like. Coco Diaz or Santino or like these guy. you know like in like that type of thing. and I think in a few years that would. absolutely be possible and you could. fund it yourself yeah 100% I think that. that'll be the next way agree where can. people find you you want to plug. anything promote anything's come out. this will come out Sunday night I'm in. Salt Lake City Sunday Saturday 8:12 a.m. so Sunday day Salt Lake City Utah next.
week wise guys and ran once guys great. great club don't you I think it's called. something's diner roses diners red. iguana bro red iguanas dope but then. there's also a weird diner up in the. hills it's just beautiful that's nice. yeah I'll get the oh I've Kansas City. first week of December and then I'm in. Jersey I think one night December 14th. fighters or gotta DFAC a.com. teeth back teeth fat K T fat K yep calm.
very good thanks for coming on man yeah. thanks for making the time I know this. good to see your brother yeah I'll be. I'll come see you guys soon I hope you. guys yeah you came in looking at was. great. alright guys thanks so much.
