#173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show

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Sutton back here Rogen did a podcast. from the studio so I said you know what. I'm gonna [ __ ] come in here and give. him a real treat give him a real treat. yeah drogon lang now you have Tim Dylan. with Shane Gillis very funny guy we love. them you know them SNL. they're not using you a lot this season. they will you'll start. they haven't written yet they have. written ya sketches that got caught you.

think and I know you can't really say. any of this [ __ ] but like is could you. go on there and do like a bit yeah is. yeah I think that I doubt it though yeah. I [ __ ] uh no yeah you know what I. mean like a little like a desk piece ah. damn you didn't happen to boo me and be. like something fun uh yeah that's the. thing I don't think it would be that fun. yeah I think it would be fun right. personally yeah I think cuz I walked.

past last week I walked past the [ __ ]. the line people sleep outside I always. look at those people I go wasn't wrong. with you so see these guys so much to do. I walk past them that night and like. they all you know it's all these like. weirdos with like a Saturday Night Live. snow hat like in a sleeping bag looking. up from the street and I walked by and. they were like no they recognize you and. they all of course me look-ins knitted. SNL scarves and [ __ ] it was a sick.

people gonna show like that and with all. due respect everyone works there because. there's there's one or two people on. there that are funny I always look at. the show like that and I go how does it. have fans that are like the. the fervor of the fandom I get watching. it I get being like hey this is on its. sketch comedy and I think a lot of the. fans of that show are casual fans of. like this is the thing that's on. Saturday night and listen it's a his. store it's an important show in in. throughout history and it's had some.

really amazingly funny stuff happen but. like in its current incarnation it's. interesting that there are people. sleeping on the street yeah dude I'm. amazed that people are sleeping on the. street to see anything yeah yeah I mean. the one thing that would make sense to. me is sleeping on the street if like. [ __ ] Taylor Swift was there sure you. were about you were like her in a real. young I got it intimate but no they were. just s an elfin and I walked best and. this group of ladies they were all all.

ladies group of ladies we're staying. there and they're like oh [ __ ] like a. couple more excited in the morning was. just like gross and gave me the finger. really and I looked back and I was like. ah you don't mean that come on can you. imagine being that let me tell you right. now if I saw bin Laden and let's say I. buy the idea that he killed few thousand. people maybe they'd maybe then what do I. know what do I know. what do I know if I saw bin lot like my. friend's parents were incinerated if I.

saw bin Laden in a restaurant I would be. like that's bin Laden yeah you know it's. cliquey idea that people are that angry. at you yeah yeah what's he about it's. like if I saw a [ __ ] oj i'd be like. hi love I do see oj I don't know he'll. see him but III I know where he hangs. I'd love oj I've said he's the only. motivational speaker that anyone should. follow because he's on a comeback he's.

lived a full life you know what I mean. like OJ Simpson has really people that. hard on it all no you haven't. Heisman have you Heisman caught. someone's [ __ ] head off he capitated. his wife and and her [ __ ] boy got away. with it got away we walked went back to. jail somehow [ __ ] himself that way. you know yeah. he is a guy and I eat what he look he's. the healthiest person on Twitter most.

well-adjusted he gives advice he's. golfing he's like watch the drive like I. always watch his videos he looks good. for his age. he seems happy oh yeah I mean he's true. you laugh at the hate now cuz I know. there was a time when you're obviously. like you're in it and you can't laugh at. it as much I suppose I was laughs you're. kind of laughing at me well are you. getting with their death threats they're. not real no they're not real right. they're not real so I knew that I was.

never worried about death threats except. at night like before you go to sleep. then it's like then you start to walk. that [ __ ] door yeah but uh no death. threats I didn't give a [ __ ] about most. of them were pretty funny like if. someone would DM me just like you. [ __ ] fat racist pig I love it I'd. have to like I'd be walking around and. read that itself oh yeah that's so funny. yeah a lot of it was really funny and. then even today they did a [ __ ] story. Judd Apatow talked about me. and well they asked him about me and he.

write it truthfully he like responded. really nicely okay like a measured. response yeah where he was like I don't. know him so people said he was doing a. character I don't know whatever but the. [ __ ] title the articles like SNL cast. member fired for saying Judd Apatow was. gayer than Isis and it's still not. laughs like see that Lana headline is. still funny how do you not laugh at that. I don't know how you don't know for that. I guess sir I guess Chet Apatow I guess.

I get how he doesn't [ __ ] really. laugh I don't know if I the money the. Judd did and somebody said you care that. I said I would go like whoo yeah yeah. yeah think of what people deal with and. maybe he did sure how I mean yeah I was. like yeah who gives a [ __ ] who is that I. just it's interesting that people cuz. it's interesting that anyone's like I. get the Twitter mob but anyone actually. being mad like seeing on the street me. like grabs yeah that's hilarious I when. I looked back at her and I was like ah. you don't mean that.

like everyone I laughed and she smiled. it's a fun thing publicly shaming it's a. fun public shaming. is it weird have you seen any comics you. don't have to name their names and. you're certainly welcome to have you. seen any comics that threw you under the. bus then it's awkward that you're near. yeah yeah yeah for sure right. yeah there's Laurie Kilmartin. yes she I do threw me under the bus a.

little Laurie just one [ __ ] yeah she did. yes she did a show with me the stand. came up after it was like my bed I. didn't know she was like I didn't know. you were actually worried is is funny. and nice but like she sets out of. practice at mean big J and we were. discussing the net and like Laurie was. like oh did you guys not like it I'm. like oh you don't know any like we've. never met clearly like but no she was. actually cool about it she was one. that's good but she did it you know.

privately yeah well that's what a lot of. [ __ ] on me on Twitter and then private a. lot of people the videos that I make a. lot of people will actually message me. and go there so that is so funny but. they will never eat wheat [ __ ] because. still now cuz I we do some wild [ __ ] and. they'll never retweet it yeah they just. go yeah it's funny well that's how it's. always been behind ya my god when I went. out to LA yeah and went on all these. [ __ ] general meetings right go in. there and be like I think Louie is the. [ __ ] best right every agent and. [ __ ] oh yeah was really yeah he is.

yeah but we can't you know yeah yeah. every one of them so behind closed doors. everybody knows what's funny well that's. what it is it's like I think a lot of. people that make a lot of big money they. got it they got I I realize that I value. freedom over money. yeah so like I want to be able to say. what I want to say and if people are. gonna not like it that's okay but I. don't know if there's enough money I'd. literally realize this and I'm like I. don't know if there's enough money to. get me to shut up. it's just I'm hard it's too hard just. from not personally and by the way that. makes me an idiot that doesn't make me.

I'm not feel like I'm a revolutionary. I'm too stupid like I don't get cuz. there should be enough money to make me. shut up there should be but I just don't. know how to do I wouldn't know how to do. it yeah it's hard yeah it's definitely. hard and that's what you and a lot of. people don't realize you could have went. out and did a Mia culpa and when I was. there. never been an excuse to die die on the. shame to myself I hate but you didn't do. it no I was I was asked to do this you. were asked to do it and yeah I couldn't.

not because I was I was like [ __ ]. sorry about some things like right I. don't want to [ __ ] hurt anybody's. feel I wouldn't want those words written. yeah like it's I know I [ __ ] said it. yeah was behind it I mean anybody hurt a. lot of people I mean that's what these. Hong Kong protests are about yeah. they're folks about your podcast it is. nothing to do with the extradition. treaty that's a cover. it's a hurt a lot of people hurt a lot. of people yeah I yeah I don't I mean.

even saying that I feel [ __ ] corny I. don't even know if I really heard I. think anything that we say listen this. is what people don't understand about. comedy and I and and and it's because. they're not funny or they're they don't. understand like the way that funny works. you cannot control how anyone takes a. joke like I text people and I go are. they gonna get what I'm doing yeah no. they're not you know like I'll text. somebody and I'll be like I don't even. does this person hate me now yeah I'm.

texting a YouTube kid I'm kind of. friends with friendly would yeah and I. text him a jokes and it like I don't. know if he gets it. yeah I'd I doubt it but you you did you. think to yourself if I if I apologize I. will for the rest of my life be owned. yes yeah for sure I was like well also. if I apologize for this and say like. this was inexcusable. they're gonna find [ __ ] wait what. about this way he works whatever yeah oh. well that was also unexcusable that was.

also an excusable and then when I'm done. apologizing like that what can I do. I could imagine calm you know mr. Dylan. did you make a joke about pedophilia yes. did you dress up as a temple from a. pedophile island yes yes yeah I do. apologize for that but what I always say. about your situation I'm like Shane. Gillis got fired so that none of us can. get hired and I appreciate their my. agent called me the day it happened with.

you and went. well um we can kiss s it out goodbye I. was like I didn't even know we were in. contention he's like we weren't but just. in case you ever thought that that's no. [ __ ] no I was in contention yeah but. what's great about what I love about. your thing is like I there's a part of. comedy and the good part of it is like. sports right like it's like there's. there's definite winners and losers and.

like when you when you watch somebody on. stage crush you're like they're [ __ ]. winning they might not have the comedy. you like they might but as long as. they're doing their own [ __ ] or whatever. it's like it's a win it could be an ugly. win it might not be all when you agree. with it to win and you people don't. understand about that process that. audition process. it's a [ __ ] hard process it gets in a. lot of people's heads and to make it. through that and to get the [ __ ] job. says something and there's a lot of. people that were probably angry at you. know number one because they knew that.

they could not make it to that process. yeah they didn't even get selected for. the process but it's it's like what can. you talk about what the process is yeah. I can talk about my process yeah I yeah. I went they saw me at jfl answer fest. would call me central and they're like. we want you to come in and test so then. you go in and you [ __ ] audition on. the main stage and what is that what is. that audition usually you have to do. like characters and impressions and. right but I think now they've loosened. it to where like if you're a stand-up.

you can just do stand-up okay so I just. did five minutes a stand and you're. doing it to who table of writers in that. whole [ __ ] empty studio and the whole. big eyes - now studios - table around. Michaels Lorne yeah and that's the first. time I ever [ __ ] saw him yeah she's a. walking maker and right yeah and when. you get there you don't you wait in the. green rooms I like the the [ __ ] cast. members rooms right so you're just in. there waiting right for like two three. hours while every single person there.

auditioning goes through and that that's. what sketchy people that get some people. catching your head cuz this is the job. intentional that's why they do it right. if it gets your heads right cuz it's a. live show they put it on Saturday night. it's live yeah so if you can't handle. pressure or if you buckle. you can't be on the team and I was. sitting there thinking like there's zero. [ __ ] chance I get this so I literally. I was like okay fine. didn't give a [ __ ] right sitting in. there best attitude to have. dipping she own tobacco in the back pack.

in a lift. yeah I had a lip in I was just sitting. there and then when they when they. brought me in though that's when it. really [ __ ] hit like yeah because you. they bring you to a separate green room. where you sit while the other person. before you is on and that guy you got. five minutes and it's like oh [ __ ] [ __ ]. and it's not like people are killing. because there's just a you can't even. see anybody else right see the room. until you walk in right I didn't even. see the stage until I walked onto the. stage right so then you walk out in. front of everybody and it's this big. empty room with two cameras all right.

and they give you the [ __ ] camera guy. goes 3 2 you say your name and go right. and then you just get the [ __ ] off the. stage after you did this at were you. like this is good after I did the set. well I had heard you're not like people. don't laugh right but they left the. whole time that so I was a good sign. yeah I think that's good yeah and then. when I you know I got the callback and I. was like [ __ ] I got it and was it what. was the callback callback was just to.

come in and meet all the writers and. [ __ ] and producers crazy it was crazy. and everyone cool everybody was great it. was [ __ ] awesome it was genuinely an. awesome experience it all worked out and. that's why you have trips because yeah. but that's that's a wild process and. I've heard a few people have gone. through that and I know some people have. not had the editions they've wanted to. have and some people have had good. auditions and it's just still for. whatever reason did it work. yeah well also the thing is is like I. mean don't get me wrong Santa live is. [ __ ] awesome.

of course like as soon as I got it I was. like [ __ ] yes yeah but that was never on. the agenda like I was just crying I knew. I did this right so I knew I was never. gonna be [ __ ] mainstream like that. yeah I would have to I just wanted to do. stand-up yeah it's interesting that we. you know I feel like a few years ago. none of that was a consideration because. nobody was doing like we we were all. kind of just waiting for people to give. us a job.

yeah you know write us a check and now. now that's a little different I don't I. don't know I it sucks that everything is. this [ __ ] fractured yeah cuz I look. at people that are talented that I think. are very funny but then I'm like because. I do this and I'm in this camp yeah and. they're in that other camp and I'm like. could we ever collaborate or work. together because you're like over there.

and you think I'm like you know in this. camp of all right the odd casters which. is completely insane and ridiculous and. I think all of them like those guys are. social justice warriors but that's also. insane it's like everybody's kind of. afraid of each other which is yeah my. sucks I feel like they bully us you know. yes if I see them in public I'm like. [ __ ] they're gonna you know yeah some of. these comics with complete impunity. could walk up to me at a comedy club be.

like you pieces [ __ ] right everybody. would be like yeah that's yeah man. you're allowed to say that to you yeah. or she's allowed to say that to you it's. like okay. have you had an incidents like that. where people somebody's been hostile. openly uh no right now it's mostly. passive-aggressive it's like as they. saying like hip-hop it's like it's on. wax yeah it's not real it's not really. real same thing with Twitter if you just. delete Twitter all this [ __ ] all this. [ __ ] talk goes away yeah it's hard. though it's hard to stop looking dog.

yeah I tried not to read YouTube. comments or reddit comments or any of. that stuff but you kind of yeah kind of. get back into that fray yeah did you. have any friends in your hometown that. we're happy cuz I would have friend like. my friend like yeah oh [ __ ] yeah like I. would most of my friends would be. happier than I was in and embroiled in a. national scandal than me getting a job. cuz I'm from Long Island so like that's.

now they'd be like one of our national. scandal they'd be like [ __ ] yeah yo you. see Carrie like that you know yeah. definitely had that yeah definitely had. yeah I mean it [ __ ] comic. like that right there's definitely like. there's a level of like people who all. in this network we're like that. potentially and I have it too so I'm not. [ __ ] on it yeah or at least I had it. hopefully I lost a little but where I. kind of [ __ ] if you're not succeeding. yeah when someone else succeeds you like. well then when they get [ __ ] brought.

down you're yeah what a lot of people. believe it's a shitty thing but a lot of. people are like you know like a lot of. people believe that the path we've all. taken is the path and nobody none of us. will have mainstream success and then. when somebody does we're like oh [ __ ]. and then when somebody is yanked away. we're like Siri and it's you know I get. it it's not even you honey if it. happened to anybody else I would. definitely be laughing also I was. laughing at it happen to me it was kind.

of funny the whole time it was one of. those things I listened but one of the. reasons I was going so hard on Twitter. against a lot of this [ __ ] is like I I. tend to view it all as like all of these. people tweet about mental health every. day and how important is self-care and. then they're trying to tweet you out of. a window they're trying to tweet you to. kill yourself and it to me like the. hypocrisy is so deep and thick as a. comic I look at it and I'm like this is.

wild you guys are the tolerant ones all. those comics that are exactly that are. these super tolerant like woke [ __ ]. nice all these things right they're the. meanest [ __ ] people I know. yeah like ehrenburg's the man yeah guy. he's and then you'll run into like a. [ __ ] gay writer from show that's just. a [ __ ]. then our angry yeah well the thing that. happened with the gay comedy scene and I. don't know when it happened and I'm not. a huge part I'm not at all a huge part.

of it though I always forget I'm no part. of the gay comedy scene and it's not a. just have no interest in me I don't have. a huge interest in them but it's an. insular scene it's it's spun off from. the alts and I will say this in the. queer comedy scene in New York there's a. little bit of talent whereas in the. alternative comedy scene there's no. talent so it's a much better it's al its. but there's. there's something going on now where. people see that the route to success is.

to to brand themselves as somebody with. the right opinions and and and the right. opinions on your thing we're like that. what you do is hate speech or what we do. leaving us gangs like these guys are. hate speech skank fester charlottesville. by the way if they'd ever been near a. skank fast they would they would know. that that's absurd but none of them have. because they're in this little scene and. they don't go out and they don't know.

anybody and they don't know us and to me. as a gay person it was never interesting. to me to just do a little scene of. people in the East Village and entertain. each other and entertain our friends I. didn't want to do that I wanted to. entertain as many people as I could. because I'm a comic that's my job but I. think the way that they show they look. at me and they're like oh this is a guy. with the wrong opinions yeah like Tim. gonna be like Ben Carson yeah like a Ben. Carson what the hell's he doing on that. side yeah I think but they all still.

respect me that I'm funny and I can do. well in the rooms they working because I. work those run so there's no argument. they can't say that I'm not funnier that. I can't do well in Brooklyn so I can do. well in all that [ __ ] but I just I'm a. little I think they look at me and. they're like well we don't really know. where he stands or we don't like where. he stands or whatever but again some of. the message me privately but what they. don't realize is that the woke snake. just eats itself totally it'll eat. itself and what I like gay guys used to. pride themselves in being like tough.

cynical mean catty vicious and then now. they're moralists in this new and drag. queens are more or less and it's boring. it's boring the morality please is. boring that's why your aunt Sheryl is. not a comedian you know it's like cuz. you know she's like Jesus Saves you like. that's nice thank you keep baking that's. fine but nobody's gonna pay money to see. when a nightclub Cheryl like so to me. seeing that seeing.

I mean drag queens you when you talk. about politically incorrect [ __ ] they. used to say the most [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah. some of it was brutal. brutally funny so insanely I'm busy and. now it's like they're afraid to say. anything and I say who wants a. politically correct drag queen who wants. a 6-4-3 guy dressed up in a dress with a. crazy wig who's like the most important. thing to vote Democrat vote for. Elizabeth Warren it's like what the [ __ ]. is going on party line make fun of that.

Asian guy and be like he's got a little. dick like that's what I would do that. what you wouldn't do it but if I saw. drag queen not making Rick I want race. humor I want I know brow she's like. humor from a drag queen I want lowbrow. not even good not even particularly good. but just funny like funny like what the. [ __ ] am I even hearing humor from a drag. queen I don't want like some moral. crusade.

it would be insane like if then that was. a drag queen that would have been insane. that special for her to walk out yeah. and you know i you know but i think. it'll it swings one way it swings the. other way and some of those people are. talented and whatever but it is kind of. funny that you know it is what it is. it's some of those guys you know I'm. messaging privately and they'll message. me back they'll be like oh you're very. funny you know one of them was like I. really enjoy your work or whatever and. then I'll be like oh cool and but again.

there would be no public acknowledgement. of that ever yeah let me know public you. know Lewis is a sweet guy people don't. realize that Lou's Gomez is actually a. good person he's a good father yeah he's. like a good dude I know a lot of woke. people who've done nothing for their. kids Louis is like a good dude and I. think that that like [ __ ] people. don't understand that either yeah you. know yep well he is shitty though to. know was very shitty shitty he's shitty.

and good I love you know he's good man. yeah but he's not a bad guy these people. think he's a hateful bad guy yeah but. now he's doing that [ __ ] thing with. the glasses and the muscle he looks like. hunter his Thompson if he didn't read or. write yeah it makes no sense yeah have a. look you know. yeah but if you have any branded. right-wing don't have a particularly he. just leans in I mean say Brandon is a. furry he'll walk around dressed like a.

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free thank you are you Matt and Shane. Seger podcast you still do that all the. time yeah is that if he's still in. Philly he's good he's in Philly he's. having a kid and everything yeah yeah. yeah what how often still he's two hours. away yeah says it yeah. the best it's easy to drop down helium. is one of the best clubs ever it is yeah. I love that. did I work with you there no we did. Magoo bees we didn't Magoo bees. I was with McKeever at helium he's a.

monster he's a monster ma'am John. McKeever he was a monster John McKeever. was great he featured and and then Chris. O'Connor Chris O'Connor hosted those are. my guys. and we had a lot of fun and then I was. with Chris in meet Chris O'Connor the. crystal Connors Ark is that crazy he's. like a guy it looks super normal in his. name he's a nightmare which was like. well I he's like my best friend I love. him but he's not as great for ya I'm. gonna expose him here go ahead but he me. and him walked into a prison we walked.

to know a maximum-security prison in. North Carolina like he's like I threw it. out as a joke I'm like dude we should. walk in his prison he's in and and offer. to do a comedy show there I want to see. and Chris is like dude yes. and I'm like no problem what are we and. we walk into the prison and offered to. do like a comedy show for the inmates. because we wanted to see the prison. that's how insane O'Connor is that type. of guy like he's a guy he walks around. like a Patagonia jacket yeah North Face. thing he's like clean-cut he's from.

Connecticut but then just inside he's. just unhinged right just totally yeah. he's out of his mind he's wild. this is that wild is yeah this is a. story he's told before so I don't feel. bad Tommy yeah me and him did healing. him Indianapolis yeah while I was asleep. I came home late yeah in the hotel room. meeting him shared a hotel room I was. passed out drunk he got a hooker to come. in crane 6:00 in the morning when I got. in he woke up I was like I'll [ __ ] I. should get a [ __ ] called a hooker a. [ __ ] got a [ __ ] in the bathroom. while I was asleep.

and she lit like that's the type of but. that's it in the same but it was a move. and the hooker was afraid of me like she. walked in was like you mentioned she. like a hooker walking in a room doesn't. want to see you or me on and out they. weren't prepared. don't want to walk in and just see just. some guy being like oh hello where's the. party yeah he tried to hide it you tried.

to hide it from me but. I went to the bathroom in the morning. the lotion was all over the counter. Connor what are you doing paying for a. [ __ ] uh in Indiana great point. 200 maybe 200 now 200 max - just get her. over there god yeah. sorry Chris Chris O'Connor my suckers. he's a good guy yeah. got a hundred thousand people listen to. this you know go follow Chris tell them.

that there's nothing wrong that he likes. prostitutes did sex workers these tax. workers are great yeah and I'm pro sex. worker I live in Los Angeles the. majority of people like you look at. couples and restaurants and you're like. this is just long we got we blew out. well it started before that started with. Ari Shaffir talking a lot of [ __ ] and. then calling me and tell me to take it. off the thing.

thanks ro I remember that right yeah so. that started the bump and then the bump. just got bigger and bigger than Rogen. obviously huge me and Chris de Stefano. Yanis Papa's just did a two hour podcast. that we we don't know if we can release. because we just want wild and started in. a loving way [ __ ] on other comics as. a joke because they have fun because. it's fun and it's like you know yeah but.

and I use your example towards the end I. was like why should we censor ourselves. none of them they went after shame they. go after this and these people say I. everybody's this and Luise rapist and. none of them sent to them saying you. know but then at the end we were like. still we were like probably Chris it was. like 'hey we shouldn't yeah I've had a. bunch of those yeah they still got me. yeah that was [ __ ] watered down [ __ ]. why didn't ya. do you think I had somebody do you think.

if there wasn't video to this it. wouldn't have somebody told me that an. interesting theory they're like if it. wasn't video it might not have been as. big yeah I don't I don't know I don't. know the whole time I was like like. leading up to it I had like I. month like a week to be like should I. [ __ ] delete everything yeah. I didn't delete there I deleted a good. chunk of our podcast just the audio of. it just cuz I there was some [ __ ] on. there like me [ __ ] on comics right.

like now I'm friends with right goes. from me in a basement in West Philly. just resentful yeah talking [ __ ] on like. I was doing open mics in Philly right. and I was like oh I'm not getting this. cuz I'm a [ __ ] straight white right. right right and then as soon as I moved. to New York I got everything immediately. right and I was like alright well maybe. I was kind of being a [ __ ] release yeah. white thing right and yeah so I got rid. of that stuff where I was like [ __ ]. on comics that I want you know who found.

it and sent it to the shelves I told me. this though last night I could find that. out yeah he told me some kid last night. told me it was a Philly Filioque had to. be that leaked it to ya it had to be. somebody that didn't like you yeah I. forgot to ask the kid he has them yeah. he could don't you yeah it makes sense. the [ __ ] the the same fracture that. happened here happened in Philly when I. was there where I heard all the woke. kids well now I don't know what else to. [ __ ] describe them there was just bad.

comedians but [ __ ] not all of them are. like there are talented people that are. just insane now that and I think a lot. of our people that are like a lot of the. interesting at least like they're rich. white straight guys yeah in LA that have. been at the top of it and they're like. they're like gotta work extra hard yeah. because they're like I want to retain my. position so I got a [ __ ] really yeah. there was one lady that literally. [ __ ] she tweeted out that I called. her the n-word right cuz she said I.

called her ass and n-word it's not true. this is great what part of the bid is. that I was like that's a really. aggressive crowd war at helium I ran. into one of her friends yeah and I was. like well what the [ __ ] was that like a. right just lie oh yeah yeah and she was. this is how she literally responded this. is the type of people were dealing with. she was like well just cuz she wasn't. telling the truth doesn't mean she was. lying yeah I was like wow [ __ ] does. cuz she tweeted my name out yeah it said. the n-word that's crazy man who's.

[ __ ] wild so wild the fracture and. filly happened and actually in Philly. happened like it did in most places when. Trump won right Trump won all those the. [ __ ] harmony kind of broke and they. needed to get somebody right they felt. compelled to be like this is how we yeah. fight this power and they just would. attack like me yeah you know yeah and. yeah do you think do you think that like. your personal relationships with any of. them impacted that do you think like.

when you look back we like man I maybe I. could have been nice here to some of. them the [ __ ] three mics a week. together I'm not really nice to people. either so I'm getting drunk get on stage. and be like look there's a decent chance. I'm the only one here talented enough to. do I mean I do that every night every. night I would get up and say everyone. should quit I still do that I do that to. millionaires III would get up and say. everyone should not do this yeah because.

I thought it was funny and I also. believe that every word was saying Tony. it's very funny and accurate so but yeah. so I know that there's people out there. that aren't there they hate it they. really my example if somebody else did. it like got on stage and was like you. should quit I'd laugh I'd be like yeah. that's pretty funny yeah the other thing. is like did I ignore McDonald who's a. legend tell me I did last comic standing. exactly what are you doing here it's. like five years ago he's like what are. you doing here I'm like he's like how. long you doing hominid I'm like uh four. years he's like it takes ten years to be.

a comedian so I was just like and now he. like thinks I'm great or he thinks the. stuff I do is really funny so it's like. you get a gut punch from this legend. this icon yeah and you're like you're in. the thrust in a situation you're not. ready to be in and he's like so was like. if you can't take me or you would an. open mic saying well that's I that's why. yeah that's why they should quit right. they couldn't handle that right one one. guy got upset because when Trump won the. night he won the night of the election.

yeah one of my favorite nights. accommodate it was wild I'll tell you. what I was after that yeah so I was at. helium's open like what yeah Tuesday. night Mike okay so we're on stage just. coming out and being like cuz every. comic was going on and crying right I. mean like this is horrible and then I. would go on yeah whoo suck my [ __ ]. dick stinky we did it yeah like all that. [ __ ] but uh at the comics Mike like. where he doesn't care it's just fun I. don't give a [ __ ] don't care I don't.

wanna. he shouldn't be the [ __ ] know show. house it's like not good but for me it. was I was yeah I was sleeping on a. [ __ ] mattress right Edie of the Auris. right I was I was you know I didn't care. who won right uh and that the comics. like I was ice I said I said [ __ ] yeah. and I was like well we're allowed to say. it now Trump won I don't know if you. guys know this we're allowed to say fact. right clearly a [ __ ] joke clearly a. check but couldn't be more of a joke. right people's you know some guys got. upset people got angry they were upset. after yes in the room everyone was.

laughing. did the power of comics and a lot of us. buy new our own [ __ ] of like what we. can do and I think the reality is we're. not that important like it all we're not. at all really important like at all and. like none of us were like Carlin Hicks. Pryor nobody really was listen they were. important to us too important in the art. form to the overall thing they were not. a big huge deal really.

you just weren't um so I think that that. inflated sense of what comics can do but. I was in - I'm sorry just to go off of. that yeah the inflated sense the one. thing I do want to apologize now that. yeah decent audience yeah yeah didn't. mean to say I'm a comedian that pushes. boundaries that [ __ ] was corny okay I. retract that statement yeah in the. moment it made sense if you know right I. literally I had five minutes to type. that [ __ ] thing you're you're trying. to write a statement for the entire. world in five minute and it's yeah I.

literally I had five minutes right. because I was saying no I'm not gonna. write it and then I got a phone call. that said hey [ __ ] write something or. we have to fire you right now right so I. was a guy here's something yeah and I. didn't really apologize you should have. texted me I would have written something. I had a pretty good guy right I wish I. had that platform dear world I don't. know that's what you think. yeah that's what you're saying you know. what and I yeah there was. I mean I wish I just post my thing would. have been as a comedian.

the Jews fun that would have been yeah. in hindsight yeah of course I wish I was. I was at the Chris Gethard. live show okay. sitting next to a guy dressed like. banana who was crying he was crying like. what's the term for like just non-stop. sobbing it's like Sabich wailing and I. said to him I said cheer up but I was.

like your banana like yah. yeah because I'm a plantain I said well. as Trump's America banana banana. and you know rich white women of course. it's throwing themselves on the floor. and we're beating their hands oh yeah. man they'd brought me in and Ray and Ray. Caputo co-hosted to shove me for long. time they brought us and he's like. lovable heels yes I thought Hillary was. gonna win it we were gonna be like. listen who cares. she's corrupt she's a Crump but it. doesn't matter you know whatever they.

brought us in is like that then when it. looked like Trump was winning and I was. on the phone my friend drew Michael. Andrew Michael was working at SNL at the. time as a writer and he was telling me. that like kate mckinnon and all those. people were like crying it was like wild. yeah and I was like well didn't they. know that this was an option like one of. the two was gonna win Yeah right like. one of them was gonna and I was on the. road for that year I knew that there was. a very good possibility it was Trump I. didn't think it was gonna be Trump but I. knew there was a possibility I yeah I.

haven't cried like my grandma died today. right really that's Oh God sorry I. forgot about I don't know he was 85. interesting yeah yeah yeah well I'm. sorry by that I didn't like I did that. was a loss but right you know that's. [ __ ] like these people a [ __ ]. political candidate loss and they yeah. they were throwing them like you said. rolling on the floor like yeah sort of. like the Holy Spirit took over yeah does.

it mean sorry throw that grandma thing. in there nothing funny though right. it's hilarious. died uh yeah this old woman died my. mom's mom it was my last grandpa she. died like her she I couldn't think of. one nice memory and I lived with her for. a little while okay but she was funny do. you think she leaked the podcast to SATs. I had she she was funny she was like an.

old dignity people are mean funny lady. people wouldn't funny almost died like. for the last year but she hung on digits. torture I've had to iron a suit like. three times this yeah get ready she's. goin she still come in she's fully. clothed walking around but her while she. was dying tonight uh I was on the phone. right before he came in yeah. my mom and her siblings were around my. dying grandma and she like took her leg. and my aunt walked over and like grabbed.

her head it was like oh mom and then my. grandma was like scared yeah she jumped. and then they all started laughing and. my family was dying laughing yeah while. my grandpa died she died with her kids. around her laughing that's great what a. great way to go. what a nice - the best way to go just. laughing their asses off she's choking. yeah we should conscious to know that. stuff was going on with you know I don't. think oh yeah [ __ ] maybe that killed her.

blood on your hand chef yeah what do you. think's wrong with a guy like that I. mean obviously probably I don't give him. a ton of attention because I don't want. to I mean Yanis fights of them all dad. Twitter I'll wake up yacht is fighting. with him I'm like on it have a bagel. yeah but who is a guy that just wants to. watch things burn as he's that he seems. angry the Joker dude yeah he's a jerk he. seems like a guy that's just unhappy did. he ever reach out to you was he ever.

like a comment you have it you wanted no. part of that he just wanted to it's. [ __ ] talk to him to rise I I also. think he believes he's doing a [ __ ]. good thing right like I think he does I. don't think it's this no he probably. does I don't think it's as vindictive or. [ __ ] up so did Muhammad Atta. yeah yeah I think he genuinely believes. like he is doing something I don't think. I mean of course there's some like. vindictive [ __ ] underneath it all but I. think he probably thinks he's doing the.

right thing yeah and you just kind of. you're like I'm a hologram. I don't care alright somebody else. yeah for sure I don't care at all about. him yeah like I don't care he's fine. yeah he's exactly who they are right so. it's impossible like it's like getting. mad at a dog for biting you right you'd. be a psycho right it is well you know. it's just what that's that guy's nature. for sure yeah it's two dudes to be a. tattle-tale I've had those I get that. it's serious when Trump wanna I get to.

people were sad and because you're like. well there's but it's like it's also. like well you're living in a country. where half the people disagree and the. other half like they all like the. reality is that people disagree there. are people that think abortion is murder. I don't think that but there's people. that think that yeah there's people that. think that gay people are dangerous I. don't believe that I think that they're. wrong but there's people to believe that. I don't want those people put in. internment camps no I don't I I don't. want to lose any rights out of the gay.

people should lose any rights but I. don't care what you think of me like. that's the other thing it's like I don't. really care what your opinion of me is. and I feel like a lot of this comes from. the idea that everybody has to think a. certain way and you have to control how. they think I don't care it means nothing. to me what people do it and I think. would trump one it was this affront to. this idea it's a gig you're sharing the. country with people that some of them. agree with you some of them don't many. of them don't care you know the whole. thing about everybody hates you.

everybody it's like no people don't care. no yeah and here travel I travel yeah. these crowds of people you can go from. [ __ ] Brooklyn to Rio Aska all right. whatever and and there's nobody really. doing hate speech on stage and getting a. laugh like nobody's doing that that. doesn't happen that's the other thing. that people don't understand about. comedy clubs you can't get up and start. saying wildly offensive things if. they're not very very very funny yeah. and everybody's laughing because they. know it's a joke and if they don't know. what's a joke even if they think it's. not a joke. that guy's looks like Andrew Schultz who.

hasn't succeeded some God reserved. I don't know who that guy is but you. didn't put the captions underneath. cabinets that guy did not put the. captions. it is well now you just go from here. like [ __ ] oh there's any any anybody. that you became friendly with in a. surprising way from this uh yeah there's. been a couple but like yeah as far as. moving forward it's like yeah [ __ ]. keep doing Santa that's not like again.

that's it now I'm doing the road. I got [ __ ] that's what I was that's. what I was doing before this thing right. just started headlining yeah just. started headlining like well there are. people that didn't have your back that. you were disappointed it didn't have. your back I swear to God I didn't give a. [ __ ] like throughout interesting most of. the time I didn't give a [ __ ] uh I mean. it took a lot out of me it was just a. phone call after phone call after phone. with agents and managers and right and. it's a big PNC and [ __ ] the news was. calling every news outlet in the world.

was calling they all get your number. immediately that's crazy I'm out I get. your cell phone in the worst yeah get my. family's cell phone immediately uh but. yeah as far as people that didn't have. my back I don't know no I don't think. yeah there's nobody where you were like. yeah no yeah that's good. no I didn't have any grudges I don't. have any grudges against anyone that. really really spoke out against me me a. couple that I'm like what the [ __ ] are. you doing right like what are you. [ __ ] doing like delete you knew.

personally or know people that I knew. kind of but just again I don't doesn't. matter it doesn't [ __ ] matter like. yeah and also I get people that listened. to that clip yeah if if you read that. clip under the the headline that was. like this is racist as far away till you. hear this right it's gonna look pretty. [ __ ] bad right but if you listen to. it or like oh maybe he's making fun of. people that would segregate Chinatown. which is so and then you also get fans.

and there are also people that think it. is racist and think it's great you're. great yeah there's guys that'll [ __ ]. yeah the only people that recognize me. are white dudes I'll be walking down the. street know why - yeah. I gotta talk about flat earth you know. now keep speaking your truth yeah some. of that's crazy sometimes I'll get. messages and I'm like God yeah you get a. lot of those most of the hate the. [ __ ] da I was getting like [ __ ]. hundreds of DMS every single day for the.

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did I did a spot at the stand where I. made fun of it be I said it would be. funny if Trump got shot like his. assassination would be objectively a. funny right the the footage of the. assassination would be comical him grata. so I did a joke about that. and there were [ __ ] reporters at the. show that took it out they wrote it down. or sent it to Fox News like that week. Wow so Fox News ran a [ __ ] thing that. like I was joking that it'd be funny if.

Trump got shot oh boy. or like jingles calls for assassination. oh yeah so when my parents saw that my. dad was like what the hell are you doing. yeah it's our only bridge you're burning. your last bridge here don't yell get the. Trump people go yeah yeah so that was. the one thing he was upset about. that's so funny yeah because he loved. dude he loves our president yeah he. loves 45 Trump Trump has a cult. following yeah you got he got dads I. think my dad liked him too but he does. admit it because his wife is very.

liberal so I think my dad like like my. dad just texting you know like his his. wife's listener their three dogs names. Ruth for Ruth Bader Ginsburg swear to. god Fred for Frederick Douglas Freddie. and then Maya from my Angela these are. his wife has named the dog are the dogs. that are named after Frederick and Maya. what color one is white and one is black. and white Fred is black and white and. then Maya is all white oh really. see doesn't that seem a little listen it.

all seems a little like it's a problem. don't name your dogs but my dad text me. the election night on the night of the. election my dad texts me he did it and I. was just like don't do you mean don't. you mean we did it doesn't mean we I. think that what do you mean by he did it. I got the text and I was just like yes. he did it was just funny and I was like. oh that doesn't seem like he you know. his wife was like very upset and went to. bed early and he was just kind of. he's like oh it doesn't seem cuz it.

doesn't seem like you're broken up about. what and all everybody around us started. crying it kind of got like you like look. around yeah it's pretty [ __ ] funny. funny it was funny that I was also just. like a lot of this is his show folks all. jokes a lot of it's a show. Obama had the camp's he had the people. in the camps I mean he wasn't dividing. the families but like it was a similar. situation it wasn't out of no it wasn't. one guy that can't deviate like listen.

Trump I think the thing with Trump is. the aesthetic the way he talks the way. he deals with people that I how good was. that Baghdady speech though I mean he's. great. way better presidential speeches of all. he's made comedy almost irrelevant. comedy almost doesn't make any sense now. because you're never gonna be funnier. than him he's the funniest guy well I. mean his speech about ben Carson is. still the funniest thing I've ever seen. he went after his mother with a hammer.

and he's like he's like he's like and he. tried to hit his friend with a lock and. he's talking about these revelations in. Ben Carson's book he's an eye or. something and he's just going and going. and it is so wild that you're like. spellbound you're like this is [ __ ]. hilarious and he's just you know that. that we were jazz kind of talking though. we just you know have you seen his hour. right now that strong sour strong I've. been what you can YouTube any one of his.

live events dude I've always drawn out. go to a rally and not because I'm like. agree with what he says and not because. the people there aren't [ __ ] insane. anyone in any political rallies mentally. ill yeah right yes of all the things you. could do at your time to stand in a. [ __ ] warehouse and here at narcissist. shout at you a sec although when I go on. tour I would like you to do that for me. but at least but I want to go to rally. cuz I think it is like the funniest show. that you'll ever see. oh the but I've I've fully accepted it.

America's over and the we're like it's. done we're on the decline I'm like no. you don't think so now what what what. yeah college football still [ __ ]. rules. so yeah that's a good we got going for. ya it's a cup you been to a game lately. no I should you should go to that oh. yeah I can get some I just think the. problems are too deep that if they do. get solved it'll be some miracle and. it's like I've I'm not personally. invested in like what it is what's gonna.

happen gonna happen. we got a lot of you know we got amazin. comin a I the the reason the truck like. Trump is like I want Logan Paul because. here's the thing I like Logan Paul I met. Logan pulled in a seal Vaughn's podcast. do you remember Logan Paul with the. whole thing in the suicide forest loved. it yeah well I realize why people get. that angry at him but he you know he was. that like cancelled he was you know lost.

endorsements he was being you know. attacked everybody online celebrities. people that were his friends and I. talked to him about that he goes people. I knew that where my friends were. turning on me and he goes I know I made. a mistake and I did a stupid thing. but he goes the vitriol hatred that was. coming at me from people that I was. friendly with and that I knew was wild. well it's also with that one it's also. like people like me I had never watched. any of his stuff until I watched that. episode where he was in Japan yeah. dressed as a Pokemon throwing pokeballs.

at random Asian people right yeah then. when you're watching that you like Jesus. Christ yeah it's a little much he fully. admits that he was violent there's a. little while it was one this is why I. want him to be present I went to his. house to do a podcast he lives like the. kid from blank check he's just got. sneakers and Ferraris strewn around the. yard you know they've got a film crew. filming him him and his brother just. walk around he's like it's like Netflix. you know it it's terrifying and he said. to me he said to me and I he said the.

music you know what in in ten years if. I'm bored I will run for president and I. had this really dark thought not only. would he do it but that he might win and. then I had even the darker thought I. went and he might not be that bad he. actually might be pretty good at it. and should I get involved now. to start trying to groom him if to be. the price should I be Logan Paul Steve. Bannon yes yes speak and here's why I'm.

able to do it I've given up on the idea. that it's all gonna be okay like I think. I've embraced what the stage of the. empire were in and I think Logan Paul is. a fitting present for that stage of the. Empire Nero I think he's a fitting Nero. and I want to help him get there because. he had a horse and saying this is a. highly disciplined guy he's high fans. yes yes no I mean he's well put together. ABS I think I think he could do it.

here's the other thing I think you have. all these youtube stars they're all in. in in in 15 years 20 years they're all. gonna be multimillionaires have huge fan. bases and no skills so I think that's. where that's the pool of people that. you're gonna get your politicians from. they're gonna come from YouTube because. that's you know they just they're only. provable skills like amassing these. large following hey guys. made a lot of minds their skill hey guys.

hey guys just garbage but that's what. that's what's gonna win the presidency. soon hey guys are you feeling good like. I think things are gonna get so bad. we're like these guys are just gonna be. up like because I think the fireside. chat will be like a YouTube where they. just get on and go hey guys you feeling. good today I was feeling bad yesterday. but today I'm feeling a little better as. a makeup tutorial and I hope you are too. I think that's where we're going and. then they're gonna be like now watch me. eat the cereal very slowly you know it's.

it's so I that's why I'm actually trying. to investigate what I would have to do. to - I think you're doing the right. thing right now getting in front of this. thing. let him know I'm letting him know who. you think of her voice. well no Paul Paul ticket. Paul Paul I don't know I I think we. we're gonna gotta go with a woman we got. to bounce out to straight whiteness of. it all you get whoa Vicki we need one of.

them. yeah well Vicki you're bad baby we need. one of that baby baby. just got smacked up yeah someone knows. wove icky filly I think sounds feel they. both look like Kensington to me North. Philly where can you look up Bobby we're. bad babies from please and start. producing this goddamn show and wove ik. can we get out bed baby and we'll Viki. where they're from Thank You Bobby. I know when Rogen's in here everybody. pays attention when I come in everybody.

likes to go to sleep they look like. either Long Island or Philly it does. yeah well they're their city where the. opioid crisis is yeah it's ravaged Ravan. Ravan area what do we got Bobby what do. we got Robert Robert Hutchins bad bad. babies from Florida yeah do it that's it. that'll do it. and what about whoa Vicki I think she's. from the desert now big baby has some. catchy songs what about Wolvie now. little Zen follows me on Twitter you.

know the lizanne yeah little Zen yeah. yeah yeah I'm very happy now Sam's a. decent candidate I Janice you're. absolutely right about there's gonna be. a good cabinet it's gonna be good I. think the Chinese are there's no part of. me that's kidding about this I want. everyone to know that there's no part of. me that's kidding about trying to put. Logan Paul in the White House that's a. good ticket i I don't think he'd be that. bad where is well Vicky from Robert. she's from Atlanta Georgia. whoa Vicki if she good is well Vicki.

yeah that's good that's what you want. for those red states you want to get a. someone from Georgia you need somebody. from Georgia in there that's good. Logan Paul I wove Ikki I think Logan. would be and are there any of those. YouTube guys because there's a lizard in. LA man you know there's no real line. between them and us there I mean. obviously the line of like he lives in a. mansion and I live in someone else's. house that they've abandoned um what is. the like he's ready YouTube guys are you. watching like oh that guy's funny uh. it's not our Sensibility yeah I don't.

really watch too many I watched some. [ __ ] vine some of those guys are good. yeah those vine story some of them are. tic TOCs hilarious well tic TOCs crazy. tick tock tick tock is every every clip. like if you go to a tick tock cringe. compilation yeah there's a person you've. never imagined every scene right it's a. face you've never seen right or a. thought that could exist that every. person is that ugly do you think that we. should be on tick-tock because I'm like. I wasn't on Twitter early I wasn't on it.

I wasn't I'll never I don't think I'll. ever be on any of that stuff interesting. well you've had an experience with it it. was not a great time on to and I was. just getting on Twitter I like was just. figuring you know just try to use it you. just figured 2019 I slowly figured out. how to tweet things yeah and then once I. started that the wheels started turning. I got your first tweet was like hello. everybody. who retweeted the SNL sorry that was. your second tweet was like ladies and.

gentlemen the fact that I did have a. relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was. wrong yeah that was that was a funny. part was having to write like these like. congressional apology yeah well talking. to Logan I talked to him about it he was. a gay goes you you really can't let that. [ __ ] get in your head cuz it is a big. thing when people just come for you yeah. it's embarrassing afterwards yeah. afterwards when you realize how serious. you took it right and I kept trying to.

remember that I was like just remember. in like a month you're gonna be like I. wish I didn't say all that that's. embarrassing yeah but I think I did I'm. proud of not proud but I'm okay with how. I did it yeah there's my first [ __ ]. year in New York and that you know you. made a splash bride here your first year. in New York you made a big splash what. are you gonna do next year go on the. view shame killers get hired by the view. how great would that be that was like. one of my favorite uh there was this. there's there's a knock off view there's.

like a urban view the talk the talk yeah. there's a big black lady somebody on. reddit referred to as mother nature. which really made me laugh mother nature. defends Django's. with that lady talking and one of the. sisters sisters tiara er Tamara one of. them that's on the show so the black. lady was like why boys be same like. [ __ ] up things on purpose like they. know what's wrong so they say it right. and the hominid yeah and she was. defending it she was like it's how white. guys are they say [ __ ] up things and a.

sister sister was like wait so they know. it's wrong and they say it anyway yeah. yeah yeah that's it it's like for sure. yes yeah that's why he said it yeah I. knew it was wrong. interesting and was funny to see a. revelation occur to this yeah they're. like oh [ __ ]. maybe that's what comedy is saying stuff. you shouldn't say dumb stuff that's a. taboo it was just things you should say. like think of the think of what that.

would be like I was not in my prime. right I was not promised you know what. I've seen a few special since hers I had. no idea how good her as well hers is not. that bad I gotta be honest with you dude. some of the ones that have come out. after that I mean you you're like God. give us a Nanette yeah there was a yeah. yeah recent one with a lady who made it. to head talk to some [ __ ] on me a little. and I was delighted to watch her special. it was as Nana's Papa says watching a. dictators daughter give his special to. an audience with guns to their head yeah.

I mean that's what it was yeah you know. that's absolutely what it was and you. know we don't know if that pot is coming. at me Yanni and Chris that was wild. yeah I think it's funny hilarious really. yeah I mean that's what yeah I mean it's. you know she didn't even see what she. was taping especially she seemed like. she just like rolled in and everyone was. like surprised it's your birthday party. were taping a special yeah yeah what did. she say about you do you remember I. don't I'm not certain we're talking.

about the same person but I think we. have to be yeah I don't know I didn't. listen to it I didn't listen to it so it. might not have even been that bad okay. but I ran into her later the next day. and the first thing she said to me was. like have you have you gotten therapy. have you seen someone because maybe. we're not talking about the same person. definitely not. and I feel bad what who are you talking. about ah probably didn't name okay yeah. there's no point there's no point Ania.

cuz she might she might be great I don't. know her right and I don't even know. exactly what she said so can we play. meki leapers yeah let's just watch this. [ __ ] let's play meki leapers meki. Libre is a friend of ours let's play go. to his Inn. two grand Bobby's Mickey leap we're. gonna play his video today he made a. video today in Times Square and very. proud of it he thinks it's really what. and like sometimes I'm like he's a smart. guy very smart very talented but.

sometimes he does think that I'm like. this is goofy what are you doing here it. is turn it with the music up ba because. I mean look at that. what is this put the music on please. Bobby. is there a way to put the music on this. is what I love about cast is you I mean. he's spinning around and then he gets. grabbed by what Iron Man it's insanely.

bad yeah it's so insane somebody goes. laughing my ass off this is like Glee. 2007 well yeah you get so that's the. thing like yeah the mechs texture he's. got those glasses of [ __ ] he's gonna get. those types of fans he's gonna get. people being like oh man this is good. reminds me of Glee Oh. now meanwhile you Amir getting fans are. like yeah you should say those words. please I'm getting fans with they're.

like I'm armed and I'm ready wait for. whatever do I get dm's everyday bag hey. you want to come down and shoot you. wanna shoot some guns with Misha Stan. let's get [ __ ] up and shoot it you me. and my dad are gonna go shoot guns it's. not sweet it's like thanks man wear it. now where can it's interesting to ask. you for plugs where can people find you. I mean let's plug the pod cuz yeah yeah. Matt and Shane's secret podcast Matt. Shan secret pocket change. that's secret it's not that secret. anymore you've had it been secret this.

guy would be I'll be doing alright. you'd be on Weekend Update right now. yeah I would have got fired. you think I think eventually I would get. fired interesting pretty I mean yeah if. ya live dates plugs odd what do we add. uh when's this getting released coming. out Sunday okay alright so. all next week I'm in the city the next. thing I have is just November 30th. laughing up a Kip see December 13th and.

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those videos that we make you know. unless they'll get you fired we don't. want that I don't need that out of my. [ __ ] head and or you know what you. know take a stand and get fired and. share the video yeah don't apologize go. home and don't apologize you know tell. you tell your family listen we got we. got a we got a [ __ ] we got to just. [ __ ] take one for the team here and. we're not gonna know we're not gonna be. able to live.

we're not gonna be able to live but then. show them and yeah it'll be very fun. than the video you know Lauren thank you. folks goodbye hey guys it's been the. producer of the show I'm recording alone. in LA right now Tim is still in New York. I'm not sure what he's up to is probably. at Smith & Wollensky 'he's taken. pictures of meat or he's turning. Epstein's townhouse into an influencer. wall I don't know what he's up to. so I'm just sort of laying around. thinking of different ways to destroy.

Tim's career if you listen to the show. you know that's pretty much my main role. is I'm constantly trying to sabotage. everything tim has built over the past. decade I devised a great idea to take. Tim down and that is I'm going to post a. 30-minute teaser for the patreon episode. this week at the end of this episode so. that's what you're about to hear is Tim. and rake hump in a hotel in New York. just a 30-minute teaser. I'm incentivizing you guys to go sign up. for the patreon patreon.com slash the.

ten villains show here's the thing. there's a hundred and forty five. archived episodes and a bonus episode we. do every week that's a lot of content to. sift through you could probably find. something in there that's very foul or. problematic and you could take down Tim. he's on the verge of becoming a very big. comedian I can't have that happening so. we need to take him down. there's conspiracy theory episodes. there's Whitney Webb former CIA agents. Nick Bryant russ Baker there's a great.

episode where Tim interviews someone who. almost got killed by a gang of serial. killers called the smiley face killers. there's a lot of funny episodes too. there's an episode where me and Tim were. just driving around Beverly Hills and he. has the window rolled down and he's just. screaming about you know pedophiles and. billionaires and dark money episodes. with Yanis Papa's Raycom there's a great. episode with Jessa read where she talks. about talking to aliens and tapping into. a higher dimension there's a whole. assortment of stuff not to mention we. post longer versions of the sketches.

there and other video content 10 post. pictures he posts updates there's about. 1500 people that are that have already. joined the patreon so please go over and. join that and help me finally take Tim. down. so here now is a 30 minute teaser from. the episode Tim did with the great. Raymond comp from a hotel in New York. this week where Tim considers running. for president but yeah I mean I don't. know man I I do think that youtubers are. you know as annoying as many of them are.

right you know they figured something. out. should I get on YouTube when I walk. around yes no yes bordered by gimmick be. shy be like a chef or so I think you'd. have to go pay pig hey peg there's no. legitimate pay pigs or pigs you're like. find on like financial domination where. you call somebody a doctor for your. money but that's not that's like hot. chicks do that what I think you should. do is like mukbangs where people feed. you oh you'd have to like eat a whole. you could get on and like eat a whole.

Boston Market chicken and collect the. sounds you know and then describe it did. you get 200,000 views if I'm up bang if. you went and recorded yourself eating a. Boston Market chicken with the gravy and. just slurping animal baby the bones I. don't know if you'd eat the bones but I. think you would get you could I'm not. even kidding you might get a quarter. million views or more I like watching. could go viral if you started thinking. like that I like watching those videos. where those guys go to Taco Bell and eat. the whole menu or like trapeze it so.

there's something comforting about like. a guy goes out of guard and then he eats. like everything on the menu and it's. just like we're always weird variations. he's just like in getting sick he hates. it he's feeling like you know he's. slurring getting slow that true yeah I. mean the whole thing he's eating like a. bite of each like like weaves eating you. know chicken carbonara checking. carbonara bacon now chicken carbonara. with like a bite or two for an hour two. hours you need tired me out menu of. Olive Garden yeah I didn't even know.

that was on rrah. it's called it's a try guys oh and they. just eat the whole restaurant the only. thing they do I guess best of all i. watch with them he goes to McDonald or. any Burger King his Arby's did know why. he's so harsh on YouTube a lot nice. enjoy Alex Jones yeah what happened to. him he. he didn't really eat a lot he was. talking about coffee occasionally but. yeah I think if you went into that. situation anywhere you started like you. know you had a channel might be a.

competitive eater right because that. guy's like stone Alex really like I'm. literally like a hundred Big Macs if you. like one on YouTube put like like beat. like ground chuck beef you hook it you'd. cook it right like you put in your mouth. and just squish it and ate it and then. poured milk over your head you would get. like hundreds of thousands of years. why am I not doing it because here's. what people don't realize technology is. that Pandora's Box it's been open you. can't put it back in and it's really.

making people sick yeah like all the. things that just crossed your head where. you would just be like all right that. that's not right I'll just get rid of. that like we're really going into this. very strange weird rabbit hole like. things we just want to see yeah would. you want to watch things right we're all. becoming weird passive viewers and we. just want to watch things you need to. get a hobby I keep saying it but like. you know people need to do have hobbies. just watch the truck that's not hobby a. passive things aren't hobbies I'll build. a Mylo car okay that should be the.

Biggest Loser hobby ever stamp. collecting tennis what about tennis. that's a hobby sure yeah why do you have. to be stamped like why does it have to. be some weird cereal maybe a [ __ ]. hobby it collected people's skin got. something you could really sink your. teeth from just a hobby stamp collect. these as big as it used to be but the. guy who I used to live in his house and. he died why did he thought you. confessing to something I got to confess. here's an old man oh yeah you stamp.

collection he was also the head of the. prisons of a psychiatric prison in. Suffolk County for a while had at the. time how did you meet him I was just. Craigslist. they vouch for you who did know I mean. like I thought you got him through the. prison no he was a head of psychiatric. you just met him through Craigslist yeah. and you told him you worked at the jail. did he like that the morgue.

like that yeah that was contagious I. used to be like you barely talking and. Stroke already that bright and sometimes. I was here midnight going ice water I. saw that because like his son is this. drug addict drug recovering we quote his. summers in recovery yeah a voice box. like now this good guy his son had no. voice we have the voice box yeah how. about that thing all I want to talk like. this yeah hello why did he have a voice. was it lung cancer lung cancer.

I mean his son had a voice box yeah he. told me when I first came in like my son. yeah he's a survivor. am i great perfect he's good guys his. son but I guess even getting no way I. think the dad was a little abusive when. they were growing up because he would. not go get him ice water even though he. was asking really eventually maybe I. know one time he fell in the bathroom. and my friend was over in my friend's a. little drunk and he was like I would.

this point low desensitized to like he's. always making noises and like the sun's. gonna come down like when we're gonna. storm into their house like I'm in the. basement it'd be like I don't have free. reign as he's yelling help help what are. you and your drunk friend doing oh I'm. fine we have to help that man and he's. probably fine back down eventually my.

friend wouldn't shut bad so I called. Robert I said I think your father is uh. is fallen yeah eventually like oh I'll. take a look at it and yeah the next day. he's like thanks for calling me because. he was you know he's fallen in the. bathroom and he was stuck between the. toilet and the bathtub I think. collectors my point we need a war with. China we need a war with China kids.

Mabel get your ice water within four. years I mean I man God thank God we will. not be nine-day yeah I was at this. wedding recently and I was like I think. I want to get married and have more of a. traditional life yeah me too yeah why. don't we get. have a joint like I'm not marrying you. we'll have a joint wedding together. that's an interesting idea. yeah I'll marry Lucy and you can marry. you know Logan Paul whoever yeah welcome. Paul man I'm telling you the marriage. convenience for him he's gonna do a lot. better than you think I will back him.

for president. I need a nose watch the Steve ban and. doctor the night Mike I need a trump you. need I need a trump you think you think. you have a tactical mine for that kind. of thing well I mean if not who cares. sure but you just want you um you wanna. be king maker I mean yeah I thought you. were the star you need a bad it I'd like. to play a little game there but I'm. talking about years from now and I'm. bored of comedy and I don't give a [ __ ]. right you you need to be Trump not you. don't need to find you know you need to.

find a baton it's an interesting. question should I be the president. FairPoint right I'd take you over. [ __ ] I don't think a book and Paul's. gonna connect with the masses he's. taking with kids but like the people who. like he's knocking about with people to. our frenzy look you can you can you know. you can get these interesting now you're. making me think maybe the president the. United States shouldn't be Logan Paul. should be me yeah I agree. Wow it's very interesting I don't know. I'll be your goddamn Steve Madden yeah I. mean maybe I mean this is an interesting. question you know first thing you do is.

you gotta get fatter you know you're not. weird in between you need to be a chris. Christie type they want real fat yeah. yeah political cartoons yeah you either. move that you use it move move your. permanent residence you have to live. there but you have to be a resident of. Pittsburgh I like that yeah first of all. I don't hate these ideas right and I. have no here's the thing I have a. nickname yeah now what is the nickname. uh-oh uh-oh its trouble stick name what.

you mean like the Donald like you don't. know there was the Donald there was I'm. trying to think oh they call him my they. call him the god Emperor whoever got. input all right everybody online they. comb the goddamn so you you are you. asking me for what the all rights gonna. call you online or us you were a. nickname I need an elf juego el fuego. what do you that mean the flame of the. fire not because you're gay because this. is like this in general I don't know if. I could pull out. that sounds very Latin it is what about.

the boss no the chunk chunk shock. what about come chunk they come chunk. come chunk come child. why not just like so young [ __ ] Pig what. are you doing why not slow yeah look you. can call you someone yeah call yourself. the pig the pig yeah dad I like the pig. go get it pig pigs comfortable in the.

mud piggle do what it wants yeah and pig. tastes real good smarter than me look. pig is smarter than he looks at pigs. sometimes it makes a sacrifice it feeds. all family yeah a pig can do it yeah a. pig will do it I'm a hard-working pig. I'm your Pig I'm now your Pig America.

speech thank you as crazy as Trump. coming down the thing you literally get. naked you get in the nude you get into. the mud it was with locks picks yeah. like with pigs you know this is what I. am now I'm here for you I am your Pig. yeah and you're just like you know. there's a blur you out to show you and. look at these animals these animals a. date they're perfectly adapted for their. environment yeah. they roll around in the mud they love it.

they enjoy it you're not like humping. the pig we've probably mounting it just. right sake of it projection of power. yeah the pig. Tim Dylan the pig is here yeah I'm your. Pig America I'm just sitting there. watching with clipboards you know like. you know Tim Dylan American Pig they're. American Pig American Pig this could win. this could [ __ ] is I'm not even. kidding this is not the worst idea. are we doing 2020 or waiting for the. point we're wait and we wait we we've.

missed the boat on 20 but we're doing. 2024 American Pig yeah he's from. Pittsburgh right what are they famous. for its not Philly cheesesteaks what are. they um yeah. but loose meat sandwich I think yeah. that's what they're yeah clastic people. oh you've your simple people you salt of. the earth just want a nice cold beer and. I'm sandwich the loose meat. watch the Steelers you need a pig to do. your bidding in Washington yeah. I will be that pig right interesting the.

Pittsburgh pig and you will you call out. a fellow congressmen whatever yeah it's. my god I say to you right that's what my. supporters will do guys will be pig. noses this is so much less tasteful the. Joker like Joker one this is like the. most tasteless villain we just had that. bacon at the rallies I feel like we.

could make this work I mean now I'm. really thinking maybe I was wrong about. Logan Paul maybe I should just do Logan. Paul can be like Treasury who are some. right good idea making like national. security advisories liens yeah he's buff. exactly I need to really run the show. yeah use the cabinet we'll have Logan. Paul you find me a job. yeah economics Treasury thank you yeah. Treasury or chairman of the Fed or. something we're gonna stop defense here.

we give her defense because that's just. even to her oh yeah okay for Rogen's got. to do something. Rogan can be National Security Advisor. very highly disciplined guy yeah I'm. thinking Secretary of State he's very. good at talking to people yeah I think. we're a science II kind of thing Oh.

interesting but what is that even uh I. mean the thing is like the I record the. agriculture secretary like an insult. state state state okay we can get Andrew. yang to run the private prisons okay I. think he'd be good at that I like that. Burnie can Bernie's dead by the time so. we've killed he's gonna die naturally.

can we get Hillary be your running mate. now she's gonna she goes I said bye dude. do you think she's getting back in why. is she all over the news right now. what's she been doing the news I heard. it was a little bit about this but. what's going on The Daily Show she's on. the view she's kind of making around. she's doing the late night show she'll. call Bear she's out there do you think. she's gonna go last-minute swoop in to. the primary I don't know what she's. gonna do but Fox News you cheetah Paul. what she beats Trump she beats Trump. yeah. Fox News oh the Fox News completely.

turned on Trump it's now they've. definitely shifted a bit um I don't know. I don't know I don't really watch them. frequently no I hated them in the. beginning and then they got off they got. on board very late Fox News aired the. organ of establishment Republican. opinion sure but they're also like you. know pig slop yeah but only when they. realized it was too much slop that they. had to get in the mud they weren't they. were gonna back Josh well there's five.

News use Rush Limbaugh's all against. Trump Hannity the whole crew really the. only person was with him was Ann Coulter. okay everybody know I know they weren't. like back in him as a de facto candidate. but like I don't feel like Fox Fox News. isn't like Charles Krauthammer and. [ __ ] you know like it was on fire he. was no he's also like you know I'm. spoken my point is he was a white. Republican establishment and Trump I. mean Fox wasn't really like that no a. very mainstream Country Club. conservative establishment it'll also.

did not like Trump in the beginning okay. they prisoner were they love him by mean. like you by the country club Republicans. didn't watch funny saying what are you. talking about of course they did you're. talking about this a fetal intellectual. Bill Kristol wing National Review right. that is very small heritage you know. think-tank guys yeah you're right that's. not the rank-and-file right you know. even though the other guys like they. make three grand a year they they did. the dummies know you of course wanted to.

came in right you want to go home in. here boo you know Laura Ingraham defend. the use of the n-word yeah sure. lots of nice entertainment but uh Oh. Clinton yeah I don't see beating is she. getting a nomination is she beaten war. and even no but but but I don't know I. mean here's the bigger question the one. thing this whole impeachment Biden wins. usually buys you the win listen listen.

to me. Biden whips he picks Hillary's his VP. yeah they win Biden's so dirty with this. Ukraine [ __ ] right he gets impeached. Hillary's the president house of cards. sure that means gonna be fun do you. think do you think is Ukraine thing. hurts Biden like that's like like. severely I think I don't know I think. that that obviously I'm just flattering. and floating a conspiracy theory that's. fun. no of course but he is dirty it could. wound him he's like he's deadly and.

mortally I don't know I mean III think. Trump's dirtier but I you thinking. whatever doubt you know what about you. see you don't think he'll dogs getting. back in I'm not saying he is I'm just. trying to think of like why she would. wait interesting I just think that there. is no clear. [Music]. we my point is do you think she's seeing. a field going it no one's really God I. think she is yeah I think there's a. potential that she's looking at the. field going nobody's got it.

nobody is a plurality of support right. the left and the right is to the flanks. or between Warren and Bernie and Biden. and buddhic Chege are the divides are. pretty deep yeah you know the Medicare. for all socialists and you know Blue Dog. Democrat corporatists whatever you want. to call them right and I think Hillary. might want to just come out and be like. listen I'm the first one to bring up. Medicare for all I'm the first one to. try to do it years ago in the 90s yeah I.

made a mess but I was you know and I'm. also a warmonger and I love but yes I. put my email a private server why they. do that I got fingers in pies yes they. just said that. dude if she was like Trump she might. have won like yeah it's like listen who. gives a [ __ ] the people died were you. pretty little head about it people close. to me died everyone is someone close to. them it dies. hey Jake Tapper don't worry your pretty. little head about where my emails go I'm.

not saying I killed Vernon Jordan but he. was a rat we were in Jordan's alive boom. I dig it up oh that guy's shot of it. twice in the head Vince Foster she's. like nobody cries for Vince Foster you. think he was a hero you think Vince. Foster was a hero I don't know man it'd. be interesting to see her get back in. yeah I mean she lost one.

[Music]. she won the popular vote oh yeah by. millions here he'll win again now if she. runs probably I don't know I mean. FoxNews ever been wrong she has to if. she runs again she has to be to the. right and to the left of him yeah like. she has to say that we're gonna kill. people who come across the border we'll. kill him kill we're gonna put them in. camps they are gonna be concentration. camps yeah and medicare-for-all and. guaranteed to your unemployment I'm.

building the wall in China yes she goes. we're gonna we're gonna turn those you. know those camps on the border we're. gonna turn them into concentration it's. not just gonna be a slogan anymore it's. gonna be an actual camp not [ __ ]. around here yeah it's a brutal sport. this bloody you think it'd be better. with Hillary do I think the country were. doing better with Hillary I mean listen. we always talked about this the majority. of things wouldn't be that different.

right she'd be you know maybe lobbing a. few more missiles in Assyria people yeah. Syria would you know we've had maybe. similar right she wouldn't be doing he's. drupe economy's done well with that yeah. I mean Hillary really doing anything to. hurt stocks though oh why were those our. family Congress I mean Wall Street I. mean sorry is pretty dumb a lot of the. time yeah I mean there's some guys were. smarter than me they're gonna be wrong. but some some but the point is like Oh.

Trump's enough now with stockbrokers. blooming like what do you think Hillary. was gonna do now yeah yeah it's like. giving speeches to this baby yeah but. I'll tell you this it would be do I feel. like I said it's Rogan I was like we're. I feel like we're on the edge of it. feels like that scene in the movie were. like you know a car is hanging off the. edge of a cliff and just it's not. falling nothing's happening right we've. been living at that moment for the last.

since Trump got elected and a lot of. it's the media but a lot of issues of. him as well well and it's such an. unhealthy place to be in that second. with no like resolution to anything it. just feels like raw. suspended in midair waiting for some. here's why ban is either a [ __ ] or a. liar because he kept saying how we're we. don't change something revolutions gonna. happen yeah. who is gonna fight it yeah [ __ ] whale. a bad we're not doing anything knows.

full well yeah revolutions that happen. but Bannon also knows the idea of it is. what keeps you know my point is I think. because like a low-level white. nationalist terrorism oh sure but my. point is a larger point oh we feel like. we're gonna break us something I mean we. all realize that like we're not going to. brink of anything we're like we're that. brink of realizing that like there's. nothing we can do to change it and like. this high status quo and like as a putin.

de who nothing more is that different. strategy it's more like yeah you know. I'm [ __ ] you I know you know I'm. [ __ ] it that's what we're doing and. like it's just kind of accepted that's. also the way that they've been for a. very long time sure this country. operates in in in Isola thatthose you. know the entertainment industry and the. media and like right you know. myth-making and storytelling and we're. very good at that and I think that the. younger generation maybe they are more. active maybe they will push things in.

the right direction I don't know we. needed the new fast-food thing should I. date David hog yeah yeah I think I. should start dating him yeah he's gay. right no I don't think he has a. sexuality it's a very odd mouth was like. a mealy-mouthed yeah strange movies to. do some I don't know hello who's this oh. hi David this is Tim Dylan how are you. oh I've seen you on live at Gotham David. David I was about that I was at a show.

called Gotham access comedy live on. access TV. I was great you're really mad Popeye so. how are you I was he was a good bit. thank you David how are you doing have. you been ok I know that a lot of people. are angry you know I was in the school. shooting yes and David I'm sorry. thank you I'm sorry about that and I. also think it should be harder for. people to get cuts you wanna make love. David when he's your last I'm supposed. to be seduced you. getting you getting out of control I.

feel like this isn't you it I feel like. this is somebody I wanna mom I mean. what's a guy like that do for fun what's. a guy like David Hogg do for fun I mean. I feel like he wouldn't be funny if I go. shooting yeah I feel like he's got a gun. I feel like you think so. I absolutely believe what if he can only. comment I put a gun to his head David.

yeah he's like you know as much of an. activist as I am I can actually only. come if Tim puts a gun to my head he's. an interesting this terrorism I don't. know sometimes I send this to ban and he. goes it was so funny that has to be the. regular episode not the patreon episode. so we never really we never really know. where it goes usually for patreon people. get that we're kidding around and the. thing's a joke and that everybody is a.

joke and that all we all we care about. you know all the children of the world. and you know the climate and the people. and all the goodness should think yeah. that's see maybe that'll be the thing. that really invalidates like the climate. might just start kicking our asses in a. way that like politics seems like the. good old days when we like 20 years from. now it really gets bad I mean it's. saying that Manhattan's underwater in 20. that's true people are you basing your.

thing on the way people talk our papers. are they just Rosa listen me and Ben had. this me and Ben we may film this sketch. ready um you know this one Bobby short I. happen to like New York I'm no no play. it get it because we want to film this. sketch with you we want to rent out the. Carlisle this is gonna cost you much. money and have you I'll be short yeah I. happen to love New York you're in a suit.

it's a very small jazz band in cafe. Carlyle and you sing this song. and the families and the children are. smiling and swag yes and everybody's mad. it is magical in the Carlisle and you're. just singing it and you just look great. you're in a big suit I won for Battery.

Park that that that thing that flashed. we're sitting in Penn Station the way. they surrounded by like homeless people. and addicts people vomiting and then. there was just as on the TV those dishes. flash because take it encapsulated this. whole show and everything that we had.

thought like in just that one image with. like this girl just vomiting all people. crawling on the floor yeah heroin. addicts scratching themselves crack. heads and then it just said hey take the. liberty Christmas thank you're free you. know that you're free dummy it's gonna. be fun it's gonna be fun how long have. we done here 15 I like to go to Battery. Park I think that would be such a great. yeah you'll rent a tux so I you know.

give me those microphones welcome to New. York I happen to like New York I happen. to like New Yo I like to go to Battery. Park I like to go to Battery Park and.

then the whole the whole place is. swaying and all the kids are hot there's. just a magic to it there's a magic so. maybe you're in a big white ciouds. around Christmas not [ __ ] I'm just. having them around cuz they're fine let. make you think about the future if you. didn't have to like your Kirby I happen. to like New York I like to eat brain at.

this place in Queens. I added at a media conglomerate to. trailing I do enjoy an uber pool I had. my phone stolen by a high beach. I still love new I like to eat hot dogs. in the rain yeah you gotta come out to. Los Angeles a little bit sure you get a. guy you gotta get the vibe of it you. know that we're like supreme and you. know start skating you me I mean I could.

I have a skate park right next to me my. okay I start skating and then we start. wearing supreme and become a high beast. I mean I don't think most Gators of. height B's are they I have a skate park. or skate park well I'm just saying I go. hang out there like you know no well I. think what you should do though is you. come to LA and you get the idea it's. nice and warm. yeah it feels nice it's on fire sure you. know we're gonna blame me for the fire. people should but people might you know. they absolutely could I mean I would.

love to go out there I could probably. get a job out there and well I don't. know about that you trip get a job can. you get a job interesting interesting. what does Lucy feel about that well she. might look if she gets a writing job she. wants to really like she keeps trying it. right enjoy so if my aunt had balls. she'd be my uncle would that mean Lucy's. work for you no I'm not saying that Lou. she's not gonna get a writing job I'm. saying there's too many ifs what do you. say well I mean if we have a week we.

shall have a writing job here no so then. so then so then what's the you know a. that's like if that happened we. immediately move okay. I'm saying we talked about going that. way okay all right. who knows who knows can all get writing. job I'm just saying it might be. interesting to take a little vacation I. would love to yeah to see what it's. about. we might do it so you could stay with me. you know on the street in front of my. house sir you know you lose you can stay. right under stream and um.

you could see the law the whole. operation out there what skid row well. yes I mean Skid Row's not even anything. I mean it's like it's pretty it's a POC. post-apocalyptic right but all of. downtown LA is really which no one goes. to downtown that sounds like the City of. LA like the city with the skyscrapers. dr.nader no one who's in those building. record companies rich people that have. big loft some artists come accompany. them like what kind of company let me. ask you this question what kind of.

contact support huge okay. biggest biggest biggest import-export in. LA everything comes from China through. LA massive companies like that okay so. like commercial shipping yeah but. there's some rich people down there but. I think the majority of rich people live. in the hills in the DLA life is a. suburban life right so nobody wants that. city when you go downtown LA what is. know you know where I live in West. Hollywood that's the LA that people know. about or Beverly Hills or go down to the. beach like Santa Monica Venice. can you Airbnb Beverly Hills bigger than.

you think. no I mean parts of it maybe but not not. what you're thinking about right I mean. yeah I mean there's probably there's a. houses there that you could rent for a. hundred grand a week or something new. you know yeah I mean there's some. there's some homes you can probably [ __ ]. me it would probably be you'd have to. pay more you have to pay it would be 150. grand but no I would be you'll be in. Jersey to see what you're I think you. should come in January when it gets.

froze sure no me I'll start saving up. for it you know I mean it's not that. expensive know what I'm saying I put. some money aside yeah for a ticket you. know because you've only you've never. flew coach I've never flown coach I know. it's like you you complain a lot about. coach yeah I've only flown first class. and Ray he's true he's only first class. man to and from New Orleans yeah one. yeah do talk about crab cakes on the way. there and I think some kind of peel off.

from the way back interesting yeah. interesting and you and that is the only. flight you've been on yeah and it was. first class that is the way to do it I. mean wasn't that kind of the way to do. it well yeah it's not that long a flight. you think it'd be like leather recliners. just kind of like whatever yeah it's a. nice it's like a coach bus it's it was. eat what airline Delta yeah I mean a. little nicer in the coach bus but like. now it's just short flight what's New. Orleans three and a half two and a half.

maybe two and a half three I want to go. back to those red city. when does he it's cold there now right. no no I went there in December and it. was like 70s. yeah that's bright you're right about. that yeah yeah yeah I gotta get down. ever gets cold really I mean that's a. good point it probably doesn't get that. call yeah god I missed that place. Brandon you know maybe Thursday Friday. I'll just ditch my spots and go there. yeah cuz it makes her sword oh it's the. best no excuse art is the best if you're.

in New Orleans go to Brennan's get the. eggs whoo sword it says he's been. thinking like a wine sauce which in a. cup or wine really a red wine reduction. whatever yeah so good it's just so good. New Orleans and those hotels you can get. really nice hotel super cheap really. good really good really interesting yeah. man yeah maybe you have to be a guy from. New Orleans press go to Battery Park. yeah like mark Normand said me once he's. like I like my truest form is like a guy.

sweating in a white suit in Commander's. Palace in New Orleans like hitting on. the waiter like make him very. unconfident. yeah he's like boy go and get me some. butter and I know what Buddha is don't. you.