#170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show

hi I'm Timmy the trashcan and I love. trash popcorn candy wrappers hmm they. all taste so good instead of throwing. your trash on the floor won't you please. give it to me. well thank you for considering your. fellow patrons apples. Oh sugar shut up that's the [ __ ]. re-recording it's the fall yeah it's the.

fall right. it's the fall look Mike ketosis doesn't. like know it you know that it's a. wonderful I'm gonna leaf peeping and I'm. [ __ ] gonna leaf peeping yeah. like it's when the leaves change you. make it sound silky and dirty. that's what there's nothing a rapist. would do whoa let's go leaf tape oh I. wouldn't let you near my children if. you're like it's a nice fall day we're. gonna take them leaf leaf peeping sounds.

like everything you do is like peeping. tom we're gonna leave peeping and then. we're gonna go skull [ __ ] from pumpkins. you me [ __ ] the pumpkin no I feel like. my dick was too small I never [ __ ] in. trying to think what I [ __ ] I haven't. [ __ ] anything either and I'm kind of. disappointed by that. yeah I mean like the filagot is phil. paper towel with some hand lotion look.

at this look at this look at this these. kids are [ __ ] oh yeah she's just. like press-ups against the wall yeah she. says Denny's they eat free here kitty. free what on Sunday okay and Sunday. Tuesday 4:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. oh so so weird Ray's [ __ ] of a town. snort that's not my town this is the. town adjacent we're in long I waited my. only fitness over there I have been here. a while. Ray's accused me of thinking that his. town was [ __ ] and I I do.

but now ray is gonna prove that I'm. wrong this is a shopping center I went. to a lot as a kid and what did you do. there. I went to the GameStop and the. supermarket and I didn't really hang out. over the Wendy's there that was nice. it went is still here this is this. McDonald's coming up I worked at I. worked at this McDonald's how long did. you work at McDonough. it go at first for a while I was a you. know cashier and I was bad at cleaning.

and it was a mess and my boss came up to. me once and told me anyway come over. here I want to show you why everything. you clean looks like ass so he said that. literally isn't it great when someone. did a shitty job pulls rank and yes. there is a good there's a right way to. do but he was right and lucky you you. take I had a rag all bunched up and he. that spread the rag out more surface. area and I used that knowledge when I. worked at the Morgan I had to clean the. brains matter off the platter the.

platter thing was taking pictures why. did you leave the McDonald's were you. fired. um I was just kind of tired of where I. mean I didn't really it was fifteen I. didn't really need the job you know. gotten into kung fu movies and anime at. the time I wanted one of the devote more. time to that how did you quit oh my. store manager and he said to me where. else do you gonna go right like. McDonald's and you were fifteen but he.

still knew there was no hope he's like. where else are you gonna go look at me. you see that fryer that's your destiny I. was no I wanted to work the kitchen they. wouldn't let me I wouldn't let you work. the kitchen at McDonald times I was able. to do it but like they were kind of you. know it was too much work lots they. thought you would [ __ ] up the food. delivery system at McDonald's one time. its guy choked me oh well we were doing. is kind of weird you get bored when. things are slow and we're doing an.

engine like we walk by he'd be like me a. ninja swiping I do that it seems weird. but the point is so I got a karate chop. yeah so my dad whenever I need karate. chop you cuz it was slow and nobody was. eating cheeseburger something like that. so what one day he was older than me and. taller and bigger and one day. I got behind them because really I was. keeping the joke going with a thing. going I got with a rag I like it like I. ain't really choking I was like I'm a. guy I wasn't really but he apparently he. just gotten jumped tonight before.

because I have he was rolling and so he. was all on edge so he just like flipped. me over and started choking me up. punching me and it's pretty traumatic I. went to this great little ah what is. that why you ended up leaving the job. because you know I was uh I was just how. long after the beating did you stay in. the job and was it awkward for months so. he apologized after he thought it was a. guy jumping him is his head Mangano's. funeral home Mangano Cheryl ed Mangano.

was the corrupt Nassau County executive. who was I swear to God taking food. bribes there's an I believe it was the. opium police he's being bribed with deli. platters him and his wife and they were. indicted whatever happened to add in. Linda Mangano did they actually get you. know I mean they were like they were. getting their floors done like by she. got a no-show job as a food tester like. they were taking bribes appreciates good. yeah sis fine with us could use a little.

more bacon if you ask me I think the. tuna salad lacks mayo it's a little dry. more more please mi how much by being. paid $400,000 yeah sounds fair I said. Boy Scout meetings in that school. academy Music Academy right music shitty. little building that says music on it.

and it's clearly just like a music store. for losers who want to buy guitars and. sit around strumming your guitar it's. true this liquor store. you crazy Billy's yeah this was blown up. or they legitly blew someone else's. liquor store price fixing one of those. two things not crazy Billy Ray oh we got. passed by a [ __ ] right here yeah here. we go we're gonna pass debit same as. cash. [Music].

whether you need a rest oh my god dude. this is one of the shittiest bars in the. whole world take a look at this to the. left this is the famous you need a rest. that is a little blood box if you stats. like the Lisa's lounge of [ __ ] Deer. Park I never went there but the hoarder. woman who used to have a hoarder house. on my block would hang out there and she. would you know go home with guys but she. perhaps it was condemned because the. fleur de lis forget that like even the.

shittiest bars are places people go to. [ __ ] right you forget that is this place. a car wash here yeah I've been here in. years. you forget that as shitty as a bar is. and its Discoverer yes as the regulars. are people are using it as a place to. get [ __ ] well that even about the case. at least is loud when you went there. kind of but it was kind of a drug bar. but I wasn't trying to [ __ ] anyway the. thing is if you're not trying to [ __ ]. anyone there you don't know who's really. [ __ ] like you've got an idea of it.

yeah but you get an idea but will you. watch those videos from the guy the the. the banco gave the guy some of his. videos taken borrowers yeah he's with. women in there and then I guess all. these real old bad ugly looking guys and. just like you know trying to pick up. [ __ ] it's just terrible it's real sad. man banned him on Twitter and then he. just got back into Twitter you just. followed me again the apartment has been. changed to strike lanes strike like. dominos a real charming right rural area.

yeah don't say my street name by the way. you know I'm not gonna lose coming to. see you anymore I'm just saying we get. there like you know I'm not gonna say. you street name you think TMZ is gonna. show up tomorrow yeah that's well you be. honest with you that's not the worst. it's actually not the [ __ ] most crazy. concern they're just gonna salt your.

mother. [Music]. left-right-left. careful careful. whoo. all sorts of dangerous I know what I'm. doing I don't know I mean you know this. is a nice minivan or the I'm in my. aunt's minivan we're gonna wrestle right. here already it's getting nice and. suburban ray. it's lazy suburban it lacks any.

definitive character well exactly we. were a high only holy 20 you know ready. we have a garage sale I mean this is. what he's saying is fine already there's. somebody selling your entire old shoes. so that they can go buy oxycontin in the. parking lot garage sales are a. tried-and-true people's old shoes. they're selling your old shoes did you. know it's a real staple it's a real. Americana state it's real Norman. Rockwell out here if he had painted a. kid trying to get his mother's back. medication she's barricaded in the.

bathroom excuse me. great right I forgot so yeah I don't. know there's a community garden let's. take a look at the community garden is. this it to the right it looks like a. loud dead plants well I guess yeah I. don't I do p.m. let's make a left at the. stop sign okay this better be nice right. I gotta be honest it isn't that bad yeah. see you thought it was like a shitty. those kids the kids live there used to.

be no actually yeah one thing kids there. and then this house used to believe me. further bullying me I fought back well. is this a kid III kill yourself on his. lawn no that was like that was a. Catholic High School yeah it was my. favorite thing ever. somebody's pulling raising I'll kill. myself on your lawn I'm gonna come in. your house and shoot myself and your. front lawn I think what a great way to. get out it's a great comeback yeah you. know it really it's the suicide bombers. he puts the ball in his court how are.

you gonna get me exactly uh this is my. house here we're we're here you know. that's what the people murderer cats. what do you mean they murdered you get. the antifreeze why did they murder your. cat so here it is yeah this is what. happened that trees drooping but uh. that's a ray house it's like ripping. that's a ray house yeah the mailbox kind. of looks like it's got the nice siding. it's a Long Island home. listen this house with this house in the. corner here wasn't there that used to be. a hoarder house where the floors got so.

saturated with piss they condemn the. whole house which house is that well. it's one this big one on the corner here. so the so okay but you say used to be. facing like people can realize things. like that were more common like hoarders. we grew up yeah there were houses like. condemned houses on the block people. you'd never see I mean that trope from. the movies was real oh sure you had that. woman you never see there was a woman on. my block named Phi Phi all that she was. like a nasty Conte and would barely come. out of her house and like every like.

twice a year her kids would come see her. like that was a real thing that happened. you don't see that as much now she was. really she always had these dogs are. very aggressive they try to bite me um I. mean it just gives you an idea of the. you know people's lives are just. absolute horror no it's a shame you want. good you see me do pilgrim state the the. mental facility is right over so it's. not far from here. I've seen pilgrim stock I mean I. performed in a part of it really or.

what's the other one Kings Park one of. them's a iceberg one harshly um states. partially open so pilgrim state I. perform a Keith Keith the one-armed ex. crackhead who was a marine who ran a. sober comedy who ran sober comedy shows. one of them was at the pilgrim state. mental institution they have like a part. of it that is dedicated to rehab and mo.

mo was on stage. o the world for mo Diggs yeah and mo is. on stage and one guy now they had to go. to this this this comedy show they were. the hosts as part of their was for the. rehabilitation part of it it's like it's. it's like performance based methadone. Lowe's on stage and he's bombing and a. guy gets up and he goes [ __ ] this and. then somebody goes if you walk out of. these doors you go to jail he goes I. don't give a [ __ ] why he laughed Wow. that's how you know you're doing well in. comedy when people are literally.

choosing jail over the rest of your sad. that's that's Rob but. but did Moe didn't stop Moe well it did. he's a comedy now get ahead maybe gay. well I mean that's good for him good for. him well he hit that maybe you like. being gay right that's fine yeah you. know I mean I think I could go further. in life if I were straight to be honest. I mean maybe maybe it's a slight. advantage in the entertainment business. but not really anywhere else. yeah I mean you know the best type I.

mean I'm not yeah you could be a little. more fluffy Oh affable I am too gay as. you are to stray right we're not really. a credit to the orientation yes you know. what I mean oh no buddy nobody's really. we're not gonna be on the cover of the. brochure that being said welcome to. heterosexual around that that being said. I've been told by women that I lay pipe. well I were told by a woman online part. they mean actual leg pipe because you're.

you know I'm a laborer you're a plumber. I wish yeah I would have been a great. job I mean they make good money and it's. just like it's like Lego it's [ __ ]. it's just like settle it it's putting it. together. it really is like adult Legos yeah you. know it's uh I mean I walking around up. he's putting that is he taking the. garage sale sign down look this is not a. methyl town in potatoes not meth addled. no it's a nice enough tone it's a nice.

enough town I agree with you bagel cafe. recent past there's so many fast food. restaurants Long Island loves his carbs. big ofa pizza and pasta where's Joe come. on in for pizza and pasta this used to. be a blockbuster video now it's an. urgent care facility yeah don't have. enough insulin spike with the pizza it's. imposter pizza and pasta there's a lock. in safe building with because it's so. safe you were just talking about nice. and safe it was that's why there's.

urgent cares methadone clinics and lock. stores they know it's coming look at. willow pet hotel I never understood what. that is all that washing that head of. that laundry man over there a big water. man yeah that's where I met Jimmy who I. guess he was a he was a next heroin. addict I was like 17 I was my friend. they were like yes doing the load. of laundry and he's telling us about how. he like he hasn't do heroin anymore he. just has about four bags in the morning. just to get straight we're like do. heroin interests them so BA hide his.

underbelly I'm not saying as an. underbelly but he was a good guy he was. nice to us he's up for anything. I feel like Jimmy Jimmy went home and. how old is Jimmy he was like 40 probably. his old mother was like you're not. hanging around with that Jimmy you do. your heroin in the house don't be. hanging around with Raymond cop in the. parks one time I was outside my house. and we used to pass by before there's. some guy I was skateboarding outside. trying with Holly. when were you escape boarding sixth.

grade dream boy it was chubby bag this. guy is nothing worse than a fat. skateboarding feathers game border. should be real thin and have huge dicks. all right well I'm dumb I mean they. actually have huge dicks or they just. look big because they're skinny I have a. good thing but you know it's also just. Worf attached to you yes as I'm saying. yeah so okay finishing your skateboard. take us there so anyway I was out there. and this guy came over started talking.

to me you know days of his youth he's. probably like 19 you tell me how you. still like the old are you like sixth. seventh grade okay I mean I just think. he's think I'm a tease and like you know. these big blowup animals and make like. bombs at home and like they'd like put. cigarette on the fuse too like so I can. get away from theirs I think clang and. put on Emad but boy I shouldn't be. describing this it was so you were just. a morning and he came up to these like. let me tell you about the good old days. it feels like that my mom at one point. came out and started yelling get away.

from my boy so he was trying to [ __ ] you. probably maybe yeah he's trying to [ __ ]. her he had a fat he was a pedophile with. a fat fetish I mean look he's like I got. a real fat piece of [ __ ] here look we. talked about how you're like bombs right. movies like movies get it wrong cuz like. movies make it seem like it's always. like this you know his fat greasy guy. who's a pedophile but like we've we been. most people know that the the titans of. industry and the politicians are. actively there.

like if you're a pedophile in your slub. you're competing with you know the likes. of you can't do it if your listen things. you ever said is to you do you think. we're not successful because we have sex. with adults and that's probably the. answer right it's probably the solution. so the point is this guy was looking to. burn out so a guy so if he's gonna. forget kid it was gonna be me not you. know some [ __ ] right they were taking. it right go to war with the army you. have Zach yeah interesting that lae move. you ever see that movie.

yeah I worked they used some of the guys. work at a camera shop and use the. location so Brian Kubiak susan. succession is great is in this movie li. e and then who is it paul dano right I. believe yes Paul Dano is in the movie. and then Brian Cox is they tryin to [ __ ]. him but then at the end. he's like Brian Cox is like five inches. there's a lot of snow it's a lot of rain. but it's not a lot of dick you have more. than five inches it's like you're a size. Queen pedophile is this that so he.

really turns a kid down he doesn't like. to turn him down but he just asked him. to quit and it's like what kind of size. baby better fine Bangkok's you know look. it might be something he ad-libbed. he's just smart guy he's he's right he's. like why this Pat you got in the head of. the pedophile yeah it's like everyone's. really creeped out by old Brian Cox his. dad lives on the movie he's like what. kind of [ __ ] you got they're like ah. this scene is not about that well yeah. and I feel like he's smarter than most. pedophiles would be in this case my. feeling he'd be like well the boy.

wouldn't wanna show me his dick so my. challenge his manhood rather and make. him prove he has more than five angels I. don't care. I'll suck one but he gets the job done. but uh the tagline for that movie was. there's lanes going east there lanes. going west and then there were lanes. going straight to hell right and it's. about the Long Island Expressway and it. starts with a kid who goes my mother's. name was Sylvia Blitzer and she died on. the Long Island Expressway it kills a.

lot of people Harry Chapin and Lee close. to the whole thing right like and then. he's like then he goes he's friendlies. done by the way I think friendlies is. going to exist. [Applause]. I was at one I didn't go in my was that. one recently show the LA movie is kind. of perfect it's his kid whose dad is a. corrupt builder right he was played by. the guy who like when tell anyone buy. that house some races and there was. randos and they end up playing Sinatra. to like make him like renege in the.

contract yeah yeah he was that guy good. guy. so that guy plays the father and then. this kid is like ditching school smokin. like out of it all that [ __ ] and then he. falls in with this group of kids that. are robbing houses and eventually you. get sprayed on by this pedophile it's a. pretty decent representational Long. Island I mean it's not the worst I mean. look you see you seen caption of. Freeman's where was that thing I'm. saying right there's of all I give and.

it seemed to me if you guys should make. a movie Li II like this could happen. anywhere like why not make a movie about. like oh we got so many fast food places. around no make everyone fat but you're. leaving out the fact that we have it. there I don't know if there is a place. on earth that has more fast food places. this this strip this yeah is the most.

per yeah like square inch or whatever a. really I've been around the country. there is no place that has as many as. great there I mean we don't we don't get. like we just got sounded like a few. years back run six years ago now we. don't put all the little things the. little things but like in areas with his. a sonic there'll be a sonic and nothing. else later there's like twelve Dunkin. Donuts sonic Wendy's McDonald's Taco. Bell oh I can ride a ping all those. rides throat busy. oh well packed yeah Pete because they.

love their convenience ramen right now. we're getting on the Southern State. Parkway how many car accidents have you. been in on Long Island five I think one. by my first one was in the city in Milan. City but then I got into one in a one. Long Island when I collided with the. state trooper or last a trooper federal. agents I believe but they let me go yeah. this was. was a great store just dropped you off. actually they dropped you off I wasn't. you know no you fell asleep at the wheel.

yeah I was off for a split second I was. so close to home but ey just driving. back from the city dropped him off where. he lived and then uh I was literally two. minutes from home and they nodded offer. a half a second and and then tell us. where you woke up. well collide college in the collision. with the federal officers who unmarked. car who seemed to be in such a rush to. get to the airport they were like we. just have to go and they left the scene. because they just they just transported. Jeffrey Epstein Bryan out back to the.

country yeah they're doing some secret. thing and then you just [ __ ] crash. this fat [ __ ] you know what I mean. they're transporting some [ __ ]. high-value detainee they just kidnapped. some scientist from Brookhaven National. Laboratories the pits know him before I. even get to the [ __ ] bridge yeah and. then they get hit Witter or YouTube.

whatever there was like I'm we've always. heard with Seymour Hersh but this guy. was saying he witnessed he'd be it was. done in the style of like meet this. doctor who like helps kids with. amputated feet like it was like. heartwarming videos but it was like meat. like he was they showed the Clint the. pictures of the the Abu Ghraib or the. guy like the guy in the hood and like. this is the guy under the hood I think. [ __ ] show the guy who apparently. isn't that famous picture on the road. and he's talking about how he was pissed.

on and electrocuted I'll never forget. the electrocution but my eyes were gonna. burn out and he says he witnessed. soldiers raping kids in front of their. fathers you know we believe that yeah. Seymour Hersh said that there are tapes. of soldiers or whoever yeah raping. children in front of their fathers and. if the CIA is very scared that those. tapes will come out I mean do you think. that's like that's part of the portrait. manual like all right so first you they.

give you a viagra in case you don't like. kids and then they [ __ ] like or is it. like so I got rope n fil just did it. I don't believe I do literally don't. believe in rogue pedophiles in the last. few years I believe you're a pedophile. you're in a group it might be a poor. group it might be a Knights of Columbus. yeah but you were in a group there is no. with the dark web I don't believe in the. lone pedophile nor do I believe in the. lone shooter who killed Bobby Kennedy or. Martin Luther King or JFK or I'm.

starting not to believe in that I'm it's. hard for me to believe in Stephen. paddock you know I'm not saying that. that didn't whether the the Las Vegas. shooting is a guy that has no history or. social media or friends or relatives or. or his girlfriend was he happen to be in. the Philippines and the one guy who. interacted with him directly did an. interview with Ellen and then. disappeared forever and nobody else.

interacted with Stephen paddock and his. brother was busted for child porn a. weekend he was arrested rebel and then. disappear it's just do you live I forgot. he's Oh see him paddock no he was killed. right he killed himself. right yeah they're shooting all those. people to make a point I guess about gun. control that was kind of the narrative. for a minute they wanted us to believe. that he was doing it to prove. appointment think people were saying. that people like he was anti-gun and he.

just wanted to wake the country remember. that literally was a narrative there. like that's particularly that's. potentially but again this is from the. same media with Chris Matthews who goes. you know politicians are poor so a guy. like they can't travel everywhere like. Jeffrey Epstein just lends him is. planing these politicians and of. spending time with these nefarious. characters because they have money and. then play I'm like oh so the Clintons. are poor that's your argument. I mean look even taking a step from it. I'll give there are guys who I'm sure. favors are done but it's like like who.

is this Epstein guy why is he let me let. you know you know when they want some. from you Ronnie you know on some level. they so you probably go well who is he. what like is he in the house [ __ ]. Russian no mom I guarantee you that. there's not one person on Epstein's jet. that was not a multi-million. they're right no collapses this is all. logic it's not young congressman on that. chat right yeah these are [ __ ] let's can. we stop well as the governor of.

Pennsylvania uh with wasn't he on is he. a millionaire. they're all milk there's no way there. why am i why am I so broke because. you're [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] kids yeah I. mean was you gets you get ancient wisdom. when you [ __ ] kids what is it no listen. every [ __ ] governor no not one of. them is broke and I guarantee you the. majority of them ray are wealthy they. have over in Holdings over a million.

dollars with their house and everything. and listen we're just talking about oh. they can't afford cuz to buy that. argument it's that. oh you can't really afford the fly right. you can't get on a plane I find a way to. do it but the governor of bill. Richardson can the bill originally he. couldn't get on a plane right cuz. everyone would [ __ ] bother him no. we're so [ __ ] it's over I don't know. I mean this is route this is the.

southern state becomes the Belt Parkway. by the way I've heard that you listeners. out there and was dangerous top ten. dangerous roads in the world and like. the other roads are like action to the. side of a mountain the belts like one of. the only roads is in like a civilized. country yeah that is dangerous but it's. because people are animals driving. through Brooklyn people don't oppose has. designed it in a curvy weird way with. low overpasses explain why Robert Moses. designed all the parkways it was said.

that he loved cars and not people Robert. Moses is the guy that designed all the. park ways to go to Long Island and none. of them could have buses on them he. dislikes certain people more than others. he basically he may not like blacks. right he why he made the overpasses low. so that like poorer people regardless of. their you know race or creed but you. know but yeah there he was originally a. racist but say that the buses couldn't. bust people out are you trying to defend. Robert Moses from the charge of racism. that's so no I'm just saying I don't.

think like I'm just. say I don't want to paint the brush that. only blacks and Latinos are poor I'm. sure there's a poor white kids who also. couldn't be bused at Robert Moses liked. them better. he did he demonstrated higher if there. was a way to just get poor white people. in here Robert Moses to the Grinch. moment they're like oh I know but he's. alive he dislikes Cruz at the end go buy. a turkey and take it to the poorest. white family you know and have a feast.

okay yeah all right I don't know if. podcasting in a car is illegal talking. on the phone is right is podcasting. while driving illegal I mean pockets are. good wheezing should be illegal I agree. could we be the first people to get. arrested for podcasting while drivers. should be illegal in your bedroom. yes but the point I don't think you saw. the mic you know maybe thought they were. guns can you imagine like pick your.

parents you should be like are you. jerking off if they never said that but. they thought it now they're knocking on. the door the like are you pod you've got. no listeners your father's yelling you. you don't have a charge you never charge. you piece of [ __ ] why don't you ask. people to share and subscribe yeah you. gotta tell you you gotta hold their hand. you gotta [ __ ] shove it all you're. sick you're chapo trap I saw cuz I don't. have a goddamn job you just hate the.

rich you're not funny so now we're. passing the Seaford Oyster Bay by the. way right this is this is our favorite. thing ever. yeah right before I came in New York. both my aunt Donna and my father said. hey please come stay with us if you need. to and we had hotels for every other. night but Saturday the hotels were like. a grand a night in New York I don't know. why cuz it's Columbus Day and a lot of. people are so I called my dad my dad has. two houses now he's moving from one to.

another and I'm like hey ma'am. the first we call aunt Donna were like. hey we mean Ben would love to stay for. night she's like oh yeah this weekend. good she's like we get doing a garage. sale soon so this weekend's not good but. any other weekend you're just gonna show. up you can't lay yeah you can't give him. the heads-up that's probably what it is. at any time yeah my dad goes hey I was. like hey could we stay a night he goes. ah and then he gets on the phone his. wife he calls her over because that. Christina's a 1 he's like yeah it's just.

not good this week my parents are saying. with my parents last year at the time. they were Thanksgiving but the cat's had. fleas apparently and left us to go to. their place and they could like start. wasn't loud like okay fine and so I mean. we know this is a lot we resolve this. and then again the cats back Christmas. the cat's got fleas again no this isn't. red they don't want you in their home. this is not I want to pick up my old. guitar from them yeah mom's like what. I'll meet you the train station yeah I.

don't know what's going on think if you. come into the house you legally won't. leave like we're not fooling these. stupid [ __ ] things he's gonna get in. here you walk in you just having your.

mail sent down you walk in you walk it. waving a light but yet you just light a. cigarette dancing around I love the idea. I'm moving home so I don't know what. you're doing there it reminds me of. things my grandparents and my mom Becky. when I when I was younger when they pull. the same you know like with us go there. a place for Thanksgiving. ah they're semi mom knew like they're.

sick like when they're sick really yeah. did we get sick every holiday yeah. [ __ ] dude there's nothing better than on. the holidays the family just saying no. last year my aunt Kathleen canceled. Thanksgiving the night before really. yeah it was just like a pretense. Maddie's not feeling up to it. Oh once somebody gets over certain age. yeah you can use them and then just go. they're not feeling up to it and you. never even have to with people like put. her on the phone Kathleen's like I gotta. go wine deeper be careful relax in the.

wheel put her on the phone. Kathleen I mean the reality is she was. she's so loud you do that Peter all the. crosses and the flowers are people. who've died on the southern state yeah I. mean look girls you yell out of it I. used to see you know teenage people or. adults who died in a southern state. they're coming the morgue right yeah. ain't no thing. no saying I saw a girl once she was. trying to cross a southern state on foot.

like you know I don't why I do that. party and she got yeah little twisted. whatever and she got a [ __ ] face full. of a truck and died now what does the. body look like when it's been hit by a. truck it was really a truck but I was. just saying you know Civic but uh I'm. telling ya. basically the head feels like a bag of. broken glass it looks relatively intact. often but like it's chronic it's you.

know when you like you know when you but. drop a glass sometimes it's kind of like. broken but like still together sort of. it's like that broken light bulb so the. skins hold it together but it's just all. loose in kind of like position x-ray. it's uh there's a lot gravel embedded in. the skin now there's burn marks from. like where either they skidded or you. know we really we hit the pavement often.

they'll be a compound fracture on your. arm whatever what did it Brett what. would your breasts look like the same. variety as living women's breasts okay. you're gonna get me on this one did you. look at her breasts leave a cop okay. women have breasts a Turay if a. good-looking guy. OD done heroin and I was at a morgue I. would be curious as to what the guy. looked like you know look at the devil.

yeah I'll be honest with you all right. you see everything you see I used to. wonder like look of course you're not. gonna be your doing anything awful. beating off you gonna track this and. you're something about a lifeless body. that really has no appeal to me well I. don't know maybe you just haven't found. the right one perhaps I mean you know. you just didn't find the right lifeless. body maybe we didn't get a lot of cancer. patients cuz they're already seeing a. doctor so we know why they died right. when we coming to a more you get.

surprises yeah you get people to try to. make it across the southern stay he. hasn't been to the doctor in 10 years. and that we dies in the toilet figure it. out right yeah it's a fun game of Clue. yeah wife you'll die in the toilet. because they just they feel bad maybe. just [ __ ] this out and they can't yeah. what is weird and tests on things. whatever whoever is going on your sums. wrong me like maybe I just gotta take a. [ __ ]. that's what I look for you maybe I just. gonna take a nice shake and [ __ ] I can.

[ __ ] it out just go to see the doctor. Vinny shut up [ __ ] you know it's funny. growing up whenever you felt bad. somebody would ask you did you move your. bowels did you go to the bathroom I mean. look this done it's not a bad kid. especially cuz you know when you're. uncooked me a while to realize what [ __ ]. felt like before like you know sometimes. you havin a [ __ ] brewing but you think. you know something's wrong. we're like you know when you eat the. baseball pasta and you get a little acid. reflux but you think the world's ending.

cuz he got hot burp so you gotta tell us. how you kiss out all my blood taken off. from my doctor dr. Ramos he has a. picture of George W Bush on the wall. I'll be the big foxnews fan loves Fox. News loves Bush I said it's Quito good. he goes nah Mediterranean diet fish. vegetables I'm like okay what's the same. it starts out slow Quito fishes. everyone's got their gimmick well it. hasn't much got a gimmick it's like yeah. like you'll have to eat like a glass of.

bacon grease if you're doing I tell you. what I had yesterday and you tell me. where I went wrong. sure I woke up with Ben no we went to. Park Avenue autumn for brunch nice we. had cinnamon rolls with honey roasted. almonds yeah. what is salmon rolls yeah the cinnamon. like sticky buns like the cinnamon. sticks no like a roll like a sticky bun. oh look at the actual cinnamon roll. cinnamon roll well I'll tell you right. now that's that's so good but first of.

all yeah you don't you're not taking to. account the rest of the day go ahead. I don't walk six miles can you remember. can you so ready first of all I'm fine. I walk six miles okay it's a cinnamon. roll I mean few dozen at a pace you. walking yes yes you got sloth but now. she walked walking six miles you. probably burned maximum 600 calories. seven it's not all about calories. Raymond yeah there's a Madras off my. head 1,200 you need to shake the other. day this count a lot of it is cows you. need to shut your mouth is burning count.

well you haven't burned the Calliope on. timeline happy Onkyo this guy that works. in the deli listen we had breakfast. risotto which is night pomp risotto. we had pumpkin risotto sausage then we. had what do we have butternut squash. soup then we add that might be okay but. probably sweet avocado toast with crab. then we had a chicken sandwich with. jalapeno coleslaw. then we had smoked salmon eggs benedict.

then we had a s'mores sundae. then we had a creme brulee and then. we're done now we're done I have a bag. of roast beef in my backpack that's what. I mean we did after that we did not eat. until we went and had General Tso's. chicken beef lo mein scallion pancake. and some dumplings you could eat so you. could have eaten ribs with no sauce you. could have eaten beef and broccoli with. no sauce I know I went off my program I. mean look not everyone can have the.

the rigorous standards of dietary. resolves I have ceased and I'm not even. kidding. yeah why don't you start a personal. training company I'll ask you listen. listen how big are you now I'm a big guy. I'm three something I don't know I'm. gonna hide three is probably the moment. under that really are you in the high. threes do you think it's bad you think.

in the mid threes made the high yeah I. don't think I'm four. you can't go over four fours but that's. what I ran it in I'm only knocking on it. when I when I get before I said no more. look it's tough I know I've been doing.

it for a week now about I'm a supporter. of y'all doing your weight loss thank. you I mean I'm gonna do it I'm in shape. I mean more funny people say that means. nothing they go I'm so proud of you no I. mean I do it despite you because you all. you do is call me a fat pig call you a. fat pig you call me something I call. myself a fat pig you've called me if a. big money that you're Hollywood you. can't be fat shaming people no I call. everyone that's fat fat little sad I.

call everyone say I'm sad right I don't. mince words and lie like other people. you're big-boned your husky prestigious. yeah you take up space your prominence I. don't resemblance we regard there's a. new clothing company Stavros made me. laugh he sent me a thing where they go. for prides clothing for prominent men. know they're fat there's an emphasis. ramen. McBeal I remember where this fat guy was. suing this woman for not dating him or. something he was gross gross pink and at.

the end he she was trying to tell him my. god no you're fine you're doing good guy. and he's like what any of your friends. date me. and she's like well no I think because. of my heft she's like yeah doctor is it. my heft is that the issue well it's not. that ie like okay I appreciate your a. day you get some nice pepper jack cheese. there's a last time you can eat now you. walk around eating meats and cheeses and.

you get them out of a bag and that. disturbs many people once you ate garlic. in a frozen yogurt place and you did. that for what a cold well that's good in. the restaurant that's true and you. decided to eat a raw clove of God is. good for your stomach it helps some is. antimicrobial properties say you were. eating raw garlic in a yogurt about. tasting yogurt with their children I'm. tasting garlic it was like a little girl. like she has her mother she's like is he. eating garlic as a microt people I don't.

tell you doing porn in a [ __ ] yogurt. place I mean the clove of garlic yeah a. wrong clove of garlic do you buy in the. grocery store kid yeah yeah learn yellow. dog food in the grocery store until you. shouldn't eat that you shouldn't eat. kibbles as a clove of garlic the fact. our country has come you talk about our. country oh man yeah all right how's this. country doing I believe the impeachment.

process is like us taking a [ __ ] the. crime yeah I don't know how you mean for. names like economically oh man you're. Batman yeah you're talking about I talk. about it's like a company right well. we've moved past the cash cow phase of a. right we were act we're now in the state. of the client right you started the. business matrix I learned in summer. Community College okay and it was a. there was a startup.

growing venture a cash cow when like you. have a very profitable business or. country that you can kind of just you. know siphon them on the other hand. you're sure dark you know activity it's. 2005 mortgages you've got like your. house is an ATM right don't when you got. equity you got cash yeah we want to pull. whenever we want to deck. everyone who complains they're all. refinancing their goddamn homes to get. like extensions on their shitty houses.

yeah like I'm not saying they're as bad. as the people at Goldman who were. supplying but like almost yuck. unlike relative to what you should be. doing like those guys listen it's a. country of criminals hangover yeah. everybody's trying to get over some. people are better at it than others and. then there's like a few people that are. you know genuinely getting [ __ ] and I. feel bad about you let's be honest. there's a lot of people out there trying. to figure something out. right so on this island on Long Island.

everybody's his criminality is rampant. political II it's almost like this. country's so bad as getting so much. worse and there's nothing to do it's a. power thing so I'm like the politics are. bad like I jump is a maniac he's. flouting the rule of law in a way where. I get is he worse than bush what Bush. killed a million people or whatever but. you know started fake wars but you know. he didn't openly flatly Davida torture. stuff and point is it's bad though to be.

so flagrantly flouting the rules law. that being said the real problems are. just demographic like all the automation. which yeah drew yang talks about but. like you know what we're being like. [ __ ] price to have a job there really. is we've expanded in a way but this. country was kind of built on a certain. level of it of like industrial output. and my yearbook book is Detroit for. instance like Detroit is there because. the automotive you know business needed. certain people work in factories they.

you know they're not doing here anymore. like Detroit shouldn't really be there's. no reason for Detroit to be there now. and that's gonna be a lot of the country. right we've gotten into nooks and. crannies in this country that like don't. really have a really like. job's gonna come here they're not know. why they listen I think those places got. to hold on till when Miami in New York. or underwater well that's a fair point. that's their only hope right I mean they. should be destroyed it's like hey. climate change the best thing that. happened or those some of those rights.

are are they red stays because that. would make sense that actually make a. lot of sense if it turned out that they. really they believe global warming yes. wanted to happen like we want it now I. mean that is like you know they'll. become the new shorelines I guess when. you travel around the country which I. had the ability to do when I was on Bert. Kreischer and I do all the time on my. own but we were in Oklahoma and we were. in you know San Antonio Texas in Houston. Texas there's a surprising amount of.

resiliency in certain pockets you know. right of the country you know we're in. one of them right now I mean we're in a. very wealthy we're heading into one of. wealthiest areas in the control sure. because we're like we're next to a. metropolis yeah it would be metropolis. for now yeah so the reality is but the. issue is when you leave any of those. cities yeah it does not take you too. long before you're in what Chris Hedges. would call like a sacrifice zone sure it.

doesn't take you too long some of the. inner ring suburbs are okay some of them. are still not okay but once you get to. those outer ring suburbs I don't know if. Chris Hedges as a homeowner because he's. nothing about how low the property taxes. you have to see you have to see the. rainbow and the pot of gold after the. storm in some of these spots I know it. might seem dire but but yeah it's hard. to get a job but you're and that's gotta.

be so low yo yo yogi. the problem is what people don't. understand about low knots nobody wants. and this is like this is when I was. doing real estate not like the idea of. getting a deal is like people don't. understand what a deal is you know right. uh you anything where you're getting it. did like. true actual deals are few and far. between yeah it's usually because a guy. yeah it's got new job motivated buyer.

seller blew his head off in the kitchen. there's still blood on the wall okay. like that's why like you you actually. like how much of a factor is motivated. sellers like people get on your job. maybe or what everybody's an actor it's. an undeniable factor but when you look. at areas like Detroit and stuff it you. know I think the Troy's coming up now. it's getting better but people talk. about some of these areas too like it's. so inexpensive is he's amazing yeah. there's a reason it's in expect there's. a reason it's expensive to live in New. York or the Surat tri-state area yeah.

there's a reason it's expensive to live. in Los Angeles County there's a reason. you know people start talking about it. in expensive everything is yeah because. there are no services right there on you. know god forbid you have kids that need. to go to a school like the the roads. suck people can barely find you I mean. listen obviously there are places that. are much less expensive than where we. are and you know this is like a bad. example right now we're on here what is. happening here there's some kind of it's. probably for me dude it's a racing thing.

there's a bunch of kids who they want to. take photos of me right they know who we. are right here to the left is the. Americana in Manhasset all the high-end. stores those are the Miracle Mile. without them so this is the Miracle Mile. yeah. the nautical mile is down south the. Americana has your Gucci or Prada. miracle it feels more like just been has. never seen the North Shore of Long. Island the great gatsby I you know the.

the the the houses it inspired we're. going to the with a rockefeller man. we're gonna go in there we're gonna see. the wedding there really yeah they it's. not it's not at the Vanderbilt mansion. which are also on Long Island and a. little more up captain Vanderbilt. mansions where we're gonna business I'm. in Suffolk there's some over here are. you talking about the big stone castle. yes you shot a wedding at yeah yeah I. believe it's a Rockefeller mansion. it might have been yeah there's a name I. forgot Felicia I think it's in Sands.

Point but it's usually like that like. that's not usually used for that kind of. stuff they're shot Grogg gratifications. number the the Ethan Hawke version. uh he they shot part of it there yeah. and they used it for the show with the. Will Arnett running wild show doesn't. matter. point is I was allowed in these places. that you would think that you know you. were taking photo yeah but I was elbow. to elbow with some real powerful people. of course and uh and I'm sure they were. thrilled they didn't mind it was fine.

they found me you know that look they. respect horn well they like seeing a guy. sweat and run around oh yeah they like. seeing a guy kind of get abused you know. they'd like to see a white guy get. abused they like white slaves yeah they. don't want they they like to see how a. fat white guy running around was that. game of success yeah on the floor they. love they love seeing a white fat guy. sing for his supper yeah but uh but then.

I put my pictures on the plasma screens. and they were all very like ah this guy. here st. Francis Hospital this is where. my grandmother died of a heart sing with. a pierced her esophagus while doing the. scope or something he was a young kid I. was aware that this was supposed to be. in heart hospital right I know and they. just killed her yeah they killed the her. doctor drives a Bentley doctor is rowdy. Oh God he drove a Bentley he's like yeah. we feel real bad about killing her yeah. we just poke around then they're fine.

yeah our bad sorry Hey all right I gotta. go to lunch you might as well take lunch. early let's take lunch early I mean it. was really crazy I remember going out. there did she die on the spot were like. no it took a while we went in to say. goodbye and kiss and huh you know and. she was like not conscious towards again. it's very sad when you have somebody. like that and then you're in the wing. where everyone's dying and you're.

looking at all the other families and. they got someone dying yeah. you know and everybody's kind of you. know some people are out smoking BOTS. and some Pete you know everybody's on. their phone everybody's stressed out you. know back at that point I had nothing. going on a comedy pretty much I mean I. had a little teeny bit going on I. remember. I was like you know I was like leaving. that and they're going to perform it in. some bar probably you know or maybe I've. already done like uh I think she's not.

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mani. now it's from fiddler on the roof if I. wasn't rich have you had a rich friend. have you ever had a person that would. introduce you to their parents and bring. you in their home I had friends who had. more money than me you know. my hand in a Super Nintendo and Genesis. right that's not exactly what I'm gonna. have friends of wealthy means I had a. few friends in high school that were. wealthier than not but I'm talking about. you know what I want baby I want that. real money yeah why would they be.

friends with me what was about you why. do you need to start getting confidence. I booked an adult became friends I. befriended men who I worked with who had. money they didn't listen I kind of. understand that because I had thought. people liked to good personalities no. one does right no one cares if you're. intelligent that's almost always Kylie. they always like say is it kind of like. yeah you're pretty intelligent right so.

here's some money. why don't you come at dinner with us no. one cares. it's always kind of like yeah he really. told you you'd think you'd be better off. like you'd think you wouldn't be such a. [ __ ] loser right that's always the. vibe I get when people tell me I'm smart. so I mean I have people is there's. different types of wealth I know people. who are pretty well-off from living nice. areas who kind of worked their way way. up there and I know people you know the.

DJ business disappointed and you you had. always told me yeah and I never. understood you would always said I said. maybe if I do like a Netflix and stuff. maybe like rich people will start to. befriend me and you would always said. you you looked at me like I was insane. why would they want I know I didn't know. right so they might think it was. interesting but it's like I had fought. my way through comedy and uh I was but. no one cares like when someone come up.

to you after a show is a little too like. familiar and like you know hey tell me. oh you're happy they're there but it's a. little like ah okay like it's getting a. little awkward now. that's like you're doing in the reverse. way looking people get that all the time. like Ben well if Ben didn't have a. fiance Ben could make friends with. really wealthy people cuz people just. like good-looking people around here to. us he's better-looking us a [ __ ]. hotter. [ __ ] with a tree branches better wait.

hold on I don't I don't think that's. true I don't think that's true at all. are you saying people would rather see. an otter get raped sodomized I think Ben. is good-looking I think most people I. don't think he's got magnetic good looks. at disarmed and wealthy I'm saying you. put our personalities and and. intelligence in his bot and we do that. no dummy. anyway but I'm let's kill him and like.

we kill you and then raise a grudge. right but are we gonna do an award what. are we gonna do with that we're gonna. waste it. my point is that I feel like if I was. good-looking. yeah things would be better am I wrong. what is water wet with you what's your. point I don't think people that's what.

I'm saying look why do you think people. think that like rich you have to be to. be interesting and if you're fat like. lizzo had to be the biggest star in. music for people to tolerate her because. she's fat do you critique these people. who like go on their go like yeah ask. Queenie whatever in like the fat like. fat pride no but like that's the level. of insanity like insane propaganda you. have to do just to get people not to. hate fat rock it is true you need to.

convince them that they're like the true. beauty I think your aim for beautiful. just to get people not to literally burn. them at the stake. yeah that's show people hated fatter. repulsed by him hated them then no one. hates the fat versus more than the fat. person I know any fat fry have any fat. friends before you not really yeah I. mean I I never I was like the idea of. okay that because I'm fat the only thing.

I can do nothing I've done multiple. specials multiple pod kits like there is. nothing worse in the world in this world. is nothing worse than if they're two fat. people team. yeah that's true or a talentless boring. fat purse Oh God if you were fat you. have to have anecdotes you have to go. into every room and start doing a jig. immediately you have to [ __ ] just sit. around that's what been kind of then. does it really have a personality he's. just kind of like he's just got always.

tired that's like his personality he's. always like tired like you just woke up. but just tired. looks of a guy who just keeps [ __ ]. on bed my point is that levels to this. [ __ ] I know he's not noticing his yard. the juggling Ben can't pull off like the. dark brooding good looks where you can. be a dick to every right he doesn't have. it like that but he just has this thing. where he's like sleepy and bashful if me. and you were sleeping boards next.

wingspan they would tase everyone that. is not like the marker the social market. everyone sig is good-looking ray like. dirty disgusting [ __ ] muscle people. stolen steroids. he's really shy and he seems unsure of. himself I mean I know you're insulted. okay you're good-looking - ray. good-looking - I didn't mean that Ben. was a banish'd 300 pounds less than you. yes and as a full head of hair but I.

would my point was right that Ben. doesn't have to have a personality and. he doesn't like me and you have to. [ __ ] dance around we have to [ __ ]. kid around we have to frown the same. minivan right world point is my point is. that okay we're going into Sands Point. now well there's a cop giving someone a. tic it doesn't seem that much nicer than. my neighbor why is there a cop doing. someone it's but we're not there yet you. [ __ ] dummies come here Park. first of all know if you North Street.

first of all know a few more trees it. could not be Deer Park let's get that. straight right now that guy's gonna [ __ ]. a nice hat not in a sense. here we go right here the village of. sands point okay you're gonna feel it. change you feel it change and I live in. a horse field yeah that's what rich. people out there Voort says you dumb. [ __ ] all right I don't I'm a better. horse once they can't remember. we're gonna show you all the gases my. stone castle well you slow down is a. winding road you have one hand on the.

wheel and you can we not die all right. look at this person jockey look at this. fat mass rock this is what I mean look. at this big oh she's like a third the. size of us I know but she's slipping. she's still a big beefcake so here's. hands point preserve um we're not we're. gonna go in there in a little bit that's. right yeah that's the castle I think. we're gonna man my was bigger I think. actually yeah. I'm just saying Helen Keller knows where.

Helen Keller was deaf dumb and blind she. was at Sam's point no it was the Helen. Keller school so there's a lot of media. types that live out here a lot of big. business people this is the Great Gatsby. this is called the e stag Great Neck is. the West tag the e stag is the you know. the older money or whatever so we're. gonna go down here now the houses are. starting to get nice too big you can see. them you can see they're starting there. we didn't do well you have the indoor. tennis court that sounds nice right I. mean it has well you walk in the house.

you say you've spent five million a. million house walk in it smells like. sweat nice that's it well I'm sure what. it is these people have friends right. don't get angry at them exam parties in. France yeah okay there's too much like. the hill deep in the hills are alive. with the driver waves it's crazy yeah. but these are these are Hills easier. this is wine to drive up that in the. snow. yeah Wow that is true I guess we should. just live in [ __ ] Deer Park I mean. looking flat flat land flat land it is.

flat land flat lands the cops enough to. work hard when they pull you out of your. house cuz you had a domestic me dying by. the way a lot of these people can. imagine you dying in one of these houses. cuz that's what would happen if you went. in one of these houses you would be. killed. okay see that on the hill Ben see these. are rocky yeah you're right right. until attack is a beautiful classy spot. okay it's very nice over here I can't. wait till the cops plus over there like.

what the [ __ ] are you doing we're. podcasts and you like cut this [ __ ] out. I mean sans point you know you're. looking at. four or five million dollar homes you're. looking at beautiful property you know. really this is my window up I wanna see. something if something this nice fans. point error no it is nice the air is. nice it's fresh you got fresh you got a. fresh air and you know what it is -. there's no commercial establishments in. Sands Point there's no sidewalks in. Sands Point it's just a maze of tree and.

men's I mean this is really it's real. residential living so I'm a dreamer. realtor isn't like we're taking somebody. around in this heavy van like why are. you working with these - anybody listen. their methods seem a it seems like. unconventional but these are the two. best realtors on the North Shore Long. Island the houses are very far away is. what's your name mrs. Chang mrs. Chang. smell that mrs. Chang that's the smell. of grass not the smell of rape children.

right but you can do that too mrs. Chang. no that's the point is that you want. you're far away you can spread your legs. out so here we go right now this is back. then what happens there who go who goes. negate well that's the Gatsby. yes why the long a date that's Daisy. Buchanan's house for some why I look. like a [ __ ] like rape cage because. what do you think it is right why do you. think it'd make all this money she could. eat Chateaubriand because people want to. [ __ ] have a little fun you know what.

I mean nobody's making this so hear you. that's you think people want they hunt. people here ever I don't know probably. why wouldn't I I like it so bad you see. the water oh you know I want you to see. it let me see it. okay that's it nice yeah this is on the. water you get a great view in New York. City you dumb [ __ ] this is all my. friends lived here I grew up here even. though anyone here. I do right have not actually I probably.

have met some of these people here you. can see the homes right on the water. where did you photograph Charla and. here's my yeah you can tell mafia and of. course when he was due the brain you can. always tell them off your house you know. there were lots ever Carla yeah you like. yep mob. mafia nothing wrong with that they're. just trying to make their bones see. these are these are not it's a nice. place to label like rich yeah right yeah.

oh yeah how many people who were like. who benefited directly from the Iraq. world now multiple people right I mean. this is you know there are some people. here that are but no this is this is. massive like intergenerational wealth. nothing is like 10 million 20 million I.

mean you want to see a crazy house. now it was even a road no look bad see. that what is that place it's a [ __ ]. modern house really yeah Waldo Emerson. make that or something yeah that's what. I Frank Lloyd Wright Center for Disease. Control other what it is if I invented. AIDS here. that's what Ray was born baby was born. on Plum Island. Reza I was born on an island called plum. I slammed her saw I had a rib sham a.

Riblet body was melted American cheese. it was keyed out I said no Josh there's. a little residual there's a lily he. discards a little residuals I got a vat. of sauce it's okay if that had some. residual you got to get raya sauce if. you want to Quito right then three grams. of sugar no sugar yeah that seems what.

Bernard tomatoes no good no you could. have tomato you could have tomatoes. Ankita. really yep I have always been told no. well hoots telling you Ray dr. Atkins. shut up he doesn't know anything about. Kido Kido is a little stricter it's a. little different I'm telling you what. can you hear that gets you can yong-ki. oh I don't really know but I think. [ __ ] I think more of it you know. more vegetables and stuff on Atkins I. hope the whole idea of Atkins was. ketosis. I mean colicky like all these guys.

calling a keto and like you're all. rebranding you look at the. houses please inside [ __ ] and enjoy some. bacon we're gonna eat later just enjoy. this is a nice treat for everyone. they're having a party here oh let's ask. them what they do we're here ask them if. they work in the defense industry don't. do it they'll call the police. just wave wave to them it's a team. something that there is torture torture.

they have tie-dye shirts team torture. and they're going into a house and. they're going to sacrifice a child. it's Sunday baby I've never seen this. many cars yeah this is the pro I let you. this is a big event it's a big political. event or something yeah Joe Biden Joe. Biden Sally I wouldn't it be great if. Joe's here dude how great would it be if. Josie they're just saying the N word. listen we all hate I work for that.

company beep trying to tell me what to. do uh so we've left Sands Point now. we're ok so what was that cause that was. just the reserve no it's one of the. roads right you know that was just a. road that fell by got weird like a. wildlife preserve for rich people that's. probably what it was I mean like you're. like oh you were rich people like when. America is no longer they'll still.

they'll still be living there yeah I can. observe them living in there naturally. they're rich appetizer yeah take take a. tour around there oh you'll get the win. there if you if you salvage enough rats. in the in the great rat competition they. have in New York City in the great rat. competition in New York our rats and. they sound bad as it sounded can with. the windows open Gregg get the more the. kid gets the most rats gifts of witness. poor people I mean rich people I don't.

know if you were running for president. right tell me how it happened look. here's what we gonna do we got everyone. wants to tax the rich I want that book. we pick 10% of the rich at random and we. seize their assets okay interesting. you would still be wealthy this that. America is built on damn bling. yeah that's what we are working it's. really you came on the Mayflower it was. a [ __ ] gam it was your risk you know. I mean yeah you bought slaves I was a.

little more of a sure thing I guess but. they could have gotten sick they. could've gotten sick so absolutely you. know half of your slaves is a gamble. you're many people in America gambled on. the health of their slave you pay yes. what this country was built on you. financed a whole slave and not knowing. if they were healthy or not yeah finance. a war yeah maybe it's Vietnam and you. guys get [ __ ] evenly so our. helicopters who knows so the point is we. pick 10% you [ __ ] and yeah maybe you. get got we murder you and man see the.

arms in the back see that we put a. guillotine on the Washington Monument it. drops down these are some rich kids and. rich families for all to see and then. but 90% of the wealthy get to keep it. and then you lose all right take a look. here that right there's one of the guys. he houses guess he wasn't a real thing. right shut the [ __ ] up okay I've got. four general dumb [ __ ] you over here. actual Gatsby house this is West Egg.

this is East Egg you [ __ ] didn't. guess we live in West Egg you gotta make. a left here and then you got a point and. then instead of coming down here you're. gonna make you take we're about to be. shot asking for directions right ease. your distract us and then we're gonna be. late executing the other side maybe a. knife right to my neck this is like that.

guy you've heard the story when the guy. was like hey that's the Empire State. Building this is right now this is no. good no good that guy was just getting a. look at us so here's this is the Hearst. Castle oh really. it's used to be they owned all the major. we did the Citizen Kane building either. they own printing press in the presses. they owned all the press this used to be. the old Hearst Castle right here that. was the entrance to it this is what I do.

okay. yeah just a my loafers I'm gonna do I. don't know. we're from Citizen Kane okay this is a. private round we probably will go to. jail now yeah but this is uh the head of. Arizona iced tea. Oh Wendy lives around here. Wendy lives here Yeah right in this. house right there came to the house. we'll get this shot there's a dead end.

and just like cobblestone streets cars. beeping they're blaming us. [Music]. [Laughter]. this is Class C that's hooter mansion.

now Tudor is brick now here is why was. that cross all about that rosy castle. this is this is now this is why you buy. a house like this which is what road. seems I smell terrible they look to the. right look at that view of bad you see. that it looks like New York City looks. like a shadow with anything great I have. a better view from my roof first of all. you ball of diabetes that is the cover. of The Great Gatsby book Ray looks oh.

look at this person oh god [ __ ] man you. killed that guy I should [ __ ] we'd be I. should kill him there's always a you in. a sense point bell crow just a big perv. yeah this is the this is the North Shore. the beaches sock there rocky you know. the water is tepid it's not you know. it's fresh water because it's a Long. Island Sound here to the left look at. that pen that's that I think that's all.

for like 12 mil. [Music]. you know just that's a thing just twelve. the people who live you have so much. more than twelve million probably right. now but you know I feel like I could get. 12 million somehow yeah but put it this. way buddy you can't no you I'll tell you. this you can I've always I've taken your. tour a bunch time yeah you talk about. the Dakota and Haney Springs truck full. of intial records yeah is there a. similar process to move into a like. listen you just gotta buy the [ __ ].

house now dude people were coming in. here to with like jacked up mortgages. and [ __ ] oh really yeah they were. getting you know people were I mean they. were buying they were getting jumbo. loans you know the jumbo market was. loans I think it were over six hundred. and twenty nine thousand that was a. conforming limit okay show you you you. know you look at big that flagpole is it. that flag you you know listen you could. you could get in here for a relative you.

would think those loans to be hard to. sell the banks to be hardly like to make. a lot yeah they had to show a lot more. reserves out show a lot but it was still. these houses dude are really nothing. compared to the handle it's got a little. lake here it's nice like the HAMP if you. go out to the Hamptons you'll forget it. I mean they I mean this is like nothing. compared to the head the Hamptons are. yeah it's it's like you'd be like is. that a hotel no that's a home right now. I mean this is pretty this is pretty uh.

but it's nice I used to do we used to. smoke pot and drive around here because. there's nobody ever around here they. don't even have a private police force. that's visible they do I mean there was. somebody pulling somebody over they do. you gotta be a little careful with them. right um like I don't hedges it looks. like yeah I mean did people here a. little down to earth I think I mean in. their minds yeah our hedge a quarter. hedge I'm not too good for so where are.

we lost lost so now we're gonna show you. how I was doing you also when you get I. noticed when you get up here the North. Shore your cellphone just stops working. yes and like you scream it's not even. I'm sure they don't have to say yeah you. can't you can't be good trying to go. over like some of these houses. times may be out Stan's point per se but. kind of next level down maybe I would. come into their home to program a party. and uh yeah like you get lost you came. in GPS no you they don't they're there. no they want you out yeah they want ya.

the cell tower and you're they won't. they're not gonna put a cell tower in. here look at this guy just walk a lot of. people just walk in the side of the road. he should be walking against traffic. that's the way I was in the Boy Scouts. so that you can see cars and jump out of. the way you have to this is Sands Point. Road we're trying to find sans light. Road what's on there well that's when. you see celebrity to kill me wait yeah. that's we're gonna take it that's what. you're gonna see some bananas Holmes and. I just don't know he looks all waste a. big Cove area right yeah it's also nice. it's also nice in the John McEnroe's.

home I mean outside of it why were you. why knew of me we knew a kid and I. worked with who can you can you just. Google rice sands light Road on your. let's see my have a [ __ ] connection. you'll have a connection. usually I'll tell you one thing I'm glad. we grew up how we grew up yeah I mean. would you really want to have this. bunkie on your back yes yes yes they're. quite the answer is yes I want to live. up it was clearly being facetious.

so I was clearly kidding when I said I'm. glad we grew up with boomer parents who. fed us poison I feel like I'm rested. though most people would feel that way. and understanding of the world works has. gotten us a lot yeah in a real big. benefit sans light Road it's been a real. big benefit to us directions you mean. yeah I just want to show you this one. little part of it and then we can head. to the cider mill oh we can get you some. cider for the cleanup drink them goddamn. so why are you not having cider tons of.

sugar ray its kedo i yes exactly I had a. week in this body perfecting this body. you you have you had the krump I know. ray its Kido is not keno its way ray. it's not ray the crumbs Akito the keto. crumbs okay this is why we're still fat. you always act like yo oh and when I say. yeah I was running five miles a day they. met Tammy like you got fat in your own. and how they you. when we take responsibility my point is.

do you like every night let's go to Taco. Bell. let's go you also wanted to go to Taco. Bell free I'm not saying it's your never. running away you ran for a while then. stopped running I didn't tell you to. stop writing though I'm just saying that. you're a bad influence where I guess so. can you find Sam's location services on. God it's my fault Taco Bell is it great.

that's the only fast-food I care about. yeah you know I'm gonna the trouble over. the why didn't you get like a tofu. burger for like killing us yeah I. attacked the top uber guy because he. wouldn't take this you talk about cuz. he's being a dick so since light road. he's being a dick sans light Road it. shouldn't be that hard to support. Washington no it's not but maybe it is. maybe they call this maybe they call.

this well Washington they're home half. an hour away. now it's you're out of your mind it's. literally hold on I think we're almost. here right ray is completely out of his. mind. I'm going by Google it's not that where. I think no it's not at home so slight. rule you would say his point lighthouse. no okay right right we're on our way I. think we're here I think well I'm.

telling you I know how to get where. we'll go I feel the way the rich the. wealthy under I understand the wealthy. and the wealthy understand me and that's. why I've been able to no LoJack in your. ass that's exactly right yeah uh I think. I'm in the wrong spot actually I don't. know yeah it's probably wrong. I'm telling you Google tell me a. half-hour away it's not that no it's. right around here right. hmm I mean you you you you you're not it. says Sands Point Road sans like Road.

Sands Point New York I'll tell you and. it's a half hour away. we're in Sands Point I mean is I they've. got their maze so clean Metroid No. no look the same always [ __ ] houses Oh. big man show big houses Realtors we use. reverse psychology oh you live here you. want a big mansion that's the road I. think Cornwell's Beach Road I think is. the foremost Bistro not sands like one.

was take you to sand you fat slob well. you're a real man you were Mansion the. Rope we were already on I'll tell you. right now use temperatures are starting. to turn off didn't you know oh here it. is. everything I've done I've done for the. Lord here it is I actually never got. myself I always know what real money is. I should never ever should never look at.

these house hands and this is the big. money best to esteem of a goddamned. driveway right if you bring up the steep. steep driveway again I'm gonna throw you. out can community center so here's we're. gonna get to the Schrader whatever you. wanna go get a pack of cigarettes or a. taco I'll give the [ __ ] their home. now bend look take I want been to see.

some mouth take a look Ben C Ben to see. through the hedges can you see it. you can't see it I see stuff oh it's a. good field well this is play is blah. it's not blood that's it the beautiful. home was a batting cage nice okay we'll. see it on Google image later slow. children playing I don't see children. here all day are they talking about see. these men this is the real money see.

this it's real money yeah there's that. private house they'd let you see it from. the street it's a good you know what ray. I don't entirely disagree with you. I actually don't entirely disagree. nobody you know they want privacy and. everything but it's. I don't know why your window was rolled. down then your window should not be down. your comfort is not paramount you're. working okay. fat-ass raised right you are disgusting.

you are gross and then you wind on these. mics take a lot take a look see this. yellow [ __ ] Patchogue right I know. that you're not impressed by anything. and grew up in Texas in a bag of Fritos. well I was in the ocean a month ago it's. fine this is a wicker fence like a. booger basket what is this they like. shaped like stalks of wheat. this is nice actually it'd be nice if we.

didn't say no parking yeah it does kind. of ruin it back you people don't get it. rolling it you know who's gonna park. here anyway I didn't get blown over here. some guys blowing his babysitter do be. funny for my aunt's car broke down and. we had to explain to her why we were all. the way in Sands Point I would probably. just block every one of my family and. get out of here instead of explaining. why we were in this wealthy area don't. forget some drugs throw them in the car. first and then yeah right throw some.

coke frame my hair frame my aunt but it. is you know listen man there's something. about living by the water dude I gotta. be honest you know it's a beautiful way. to live yeah these houses are probably a. suspect I mean that's true but a lot of. these people really kind of like natural. disasters you know they enjoy them you. know because they're like yeah our house. got [ __ ] but that a million other. houses got [ __ ] yeah you know they. called the sukkah fund suck fun you're.

sucking and [ __ ] what's going on. my name is Raymond and I'm the new tutor. one of the doors. oh no to teach the kids it's not just. Asians I'm very good actually. I'm here teaching the humanities and. every morning it's a beautiful house. what kind berries do you think those are. like expensive berries on the trees. why don't you go eat once you collapse.

what is this fenced off it is the Hobbit. there's stone fence Leah cobbles let's. just go in their driveway see what. happens I mean you know what if I had a. license I would I really would I'm not. kidding if I had a license that was in. my car I would I love the idea we're. just try really we're almost definitely. gonna get pulled over at some point and. would get away with it if you had a. license well I don't think we're gonna. get pulled over right first of all. people know who I am like when they see. me seeing you on the understand I've.

been on truTV it's fun when somebody. meets the celebrity you know I know. heaven live at Gotham don't worry so. much premium blend don't worry about it. this guy was great that guy why not he's. white done bad things it's all over sir.

wouldn't it be funny if we just looked. in on what this is for Asian chatham. this is for the kids. this is her what you did it koala Lepore. it's just nice knowingly he just nods he. accepts his faith that was sands point. what's everyone's think uh little tacky. I don't think it's worth all the war. crimes that's a good point it seems like. is this really like I pictured like.

good-looking I'm not [ __ ] you know he. comes really Horus about to say. something that doesn't I think if you. say like I'm not Rick clasher ban no I I. don't meet a bleeding-heart here but. like you know like if you kill one guy. they get a mansion yeah right by me like. starting a yeah I run the cops in the. minivan your bike got a bike stop sign. stop sign Jesus Christ. try not to peel rubber.

but yeah I mean I I feel like you know I. could see killing you robbing a bank. killing you gotta get some money but I. mean to start a fake war I think you. would get more than this more than like. you know a little privacy at a house by. the water I mean just like thousands of. camp millions of Cambodian kids dead and. like oh I can finish off my dock and the. you know it just doesn't seem like. enough they have multiple properties. right and you have to realize a lot of.

those houses you didn't see they were. beautiful the hedges were very nice. they're not seeing the inside of them. they're gorgeous. so you've been in the kitchen I'm just. saying like you've never been an asset. it's exposed barn-style and the kitchen. is beautiful and it's very high ceiling. know what's exposed barns that like you. know like with the beams and everything. it's nice no Cathedral yeah alright damn. mouth those guys smoking a cigarette. cool. oh you're cool guy I mean you right now.

into your party there's not nice well. once you get out of this you're out of. this these people getting an Escalade. roll the windows up and they don't look. they don't look out the window again. till they're in their office in Midtown. right I mean it seems so far from even. the lae that's like an extra 45 minutes. to get home money this here build their. will Enclave closer to the I just suck. off this guy who's like a young kid. who's like 20 and he worked at a dairy.

barn around here and his family also. worked in dairy barns they were like a. dairy barn family but they had pride in. it and it was the saddest thing ever. there's nothing sadder than a whole. family who works at a shitty job I know. a guy who worked the dairy barn who got. shot in the face and died like he's like. here I work a dairy barn because my dad. does it's like oh that's not the way. that's supposed to work but I tell you. this the guy the dairy barn by being he. got killed shot in the face one night. know why someone was robbing the dairy. barn and you want my window up by a.

child locks on my goddamn window why was. somebody rolling why was somebody so. somebody just shot him in the face yeah. well did he get loud or something maybe. he didn't want maybe he said like. all the money or like please to think it. starts a you know Long Island wiseass. hey what are you gonna do with this. money oh you got what 300 bucks what are. you gonna buy a house probably deserved. and he desert getting some lead in his. face this is the marina we saw before.

it's a it's a schlocky marina it's like. it's like anything you see in [ __ ] uh. you know within her store patch hog it's. just another big nothing further [ __ ]. about mother it's okay that was a little. pressed I'm not impressed doesn't matter. to me I don't give a [ __ ] about nothing. I don't care I don't care what you do. that woman looks nice in Grumpy Old Men.

would you what's the old as you go I. mean I didn't hook up with fifty. three-year-old once. yeah that's right yeah explain the. circumstances of that we were both just. drunk trash the bar I was some bar up on. like okay it was like we ended up on it. was when I was over living in like. Holbrooke or like it wasn't portion.

really I think yeah I got a woman who. Shay she wasn't she a slender woman had. a big tuft of hair big a big matted hair. a big yeah Jerry curly kind of vibe not. bad I show P I had a picture of her. later playing pool sure she was a. beautiful woman cool she wasn't bad she. had a nice body and she kicked me out in. the mornings I was snoring but you know. we in the me made love for uh wait a.

minute hold on no you made love well I. don't know actually can perform we're. pretty drunk the gift to go dalla Monta. Democrat for town Kansas hey. [Laughter]. [ __ ] is [ __ ] can you fix this I tried.

to my house. some guy Toby not conscious [ __ ] nuts. this place is called I love hearing dude. that's how we market goods and services. now just things you should be able to do. I love walking I mean I want to go to I. love walking you're the windows back. down a hot box in here I love well I.

mean the undo the child locked in just. goes this is the regular rep anyway no. it's a fire chief well just cops. everywhere we go different cops stop. being a [ __ ] man you [ __ ] [ __ ]. logistics yeah well I made one bar I. think she had been cut off I was pretty. drunk and then she want some my beer I. gave her some and then like when we like. actually girl get out of here I'm like.

yeah sure and then we got to my car oh I. forgot my shoes she was barefooted I. realized at this moment and like where. are your shoes she's like iron inside. somewhere and like I said one of them. and so I went in when like they already. kind of kicked her out. were you real happy she was gone I'm. like anyone seen her shoe she's missing. a shoe no like what no and like they. were I went in the garbage you were. looking for shoes in the garbage we're. looking for this woman shoes in the. garden ice guy yeah they gave up like.

when I came back they don't have your. shoe and we just left and we went to a. smaller borrow some other bars she. doesn't show me you better buy drinks. this bar but she end up buying all the. drinks like that what what season was it. what mine I think you would like to fall. okay so she's shoeless in the fall yeah. maybe a spring maybe the spring only it. was summer okay and you go to the next. bar and she buys all the drinks no she. was 53 uh I think she told me at what.

point do you decide that you and her are. going to go home no matter mommy I. like that but I mean at what point I. kind of don't we're going home. oh we got to my place for we went back. to my place at one point my diary there. the cat well yeah well she came in she. like this place smells like cat piss. wrong oh yeah I couldn't change his. litter box more often I'll admit right. um so you would so weird I thought I was. done so I don't really op that's it no.

but no one's getting late night let's go. to my place and so we did and we go she. had nice I mean maybe your son just died. or something I don't know because she. came to have like a nice house and like. she didn't see it was much nicer than. you would think it wasn't like a rundown. shitty house it's a nice house and. somewhere like this mentality or. whatever hakama and like it was well. kept we danced a Van Morrison before we. got on the bed what song I forget. probably girl probably Jesus. maybe with uh I mean the visuals of this.

are so harrowing I mean this is a horror. film this is an absolute horror film I. mean that is a scene in a horror film. that's talked about over and over people. like did you see when they were dancing. a brown eyed girl right before it. collapse I mean I can't even imagine I'm. like what was the worst part of it with. the bloodletting no not even that no.

torture scenes now they danced a. brown-eyed girl. where were you dancing in the kitchen Oh. God um yeah yeah you know we got a dress. that we got in the bed then I can't. remember what happened well I remember I. remember not beyond getting erect uh Wow. whiskey hug and then what happened. sleeping then next thing I know she's. waking me up she's yelling at me I go.

you have to go and then like so I'm like. I'm rushing out the door like it's a. movie she's marriage maybe but she's. like I don't go that fast like I was. like I'm like popping around like taking. my pants off okay and uh oh what a sweet. lady yeah well look I mean maybe if I. got if I. giving her a nice a nice bit of pipe. maybe she would have been a little less. uh I had just hated about my snoring or. whatever so then you don't keep in touch. with her I did not we don't get her a.

yearbook. hi everybody. the under on that Pat that night the bar. we went through they seemed to know who. she was she was a regular I'm sure they. did she was dancing we're dancing at one. point in the bar with she had no shoes. to what song I think just a Miley Cyrus. song or something yeah we were playing. pool I was like doing anything I was. holding her waist like well she's. teaching I play pool oh god I'm thinking. of a montage of this it just ends with.

911 like he somehow you guys made 911. happen how to play pool dancer the brown. eyed girl next thing I know two towers. in New York City found next thing I know. there's goddamn planes flying in a. [ __ ] building she wakes me up. teachers get up get up work war the. country's at war there's a window they. were in the road I mean yeah look I mean. she was a sweet lady I like cider you.

like apple cider yeah look it makes you. [ __ ] badly he's going right through you. it's black people [ __ ] and my friend's. mother what does that mean meaning that. they have a sensitive system apple juice. apple just makes me [ __ ] okay it's very. uh that might be a thing yeah it's good. it's like I'm not sure it's a god. babe there's never been a Jeremy's house. in Freeport if you've been there rang uh. I think so it's great apple juice has a. lot of fiber and Suicider.

and so that that's part of the the. ballgame when it comes to [ __ ] he's. having a lot of fiber liquid fiber. inside you I have to do shows tonight at. the stand I really don't even want to. there's a nice country club mandala. which was this. I don't know Sands Point comes from. something like done maybe it's North. Hills I forget yeah I don't even want to. show it like dude I do shows in New York. it's just rich people you know it's just. wealthy young people and you're like oh. I'm kind of you're like I'm barely I'm. like not as excited or what you do like.

i market you know my new roommate is a. jewel salesperson exactly someone sells. jewel stuff. you mean the vape yeah but I don't like. their work at a bodega like they like a. corporate salesperson okay so you know. and they're living with you they must be. doing well. yeah so you ever heard you and Lucy and. then him that's a woman oh yeah what's. her deal I mean she seems she wants to.

get a dog we told she couldn't she might. try to get a dog anyway and I'm I don't. want to kill the dog I'm not gonna hurt. the dog but you know is there anything I. could do to like move in with someone. who's hell-bent on getting a dog. no she burned that out up frosh would be. we don't have any power we'd already put. the deposit and she came in she not only. was our place and she like you know it's. like oh you moved in her place no we.

both is a building an apartment building. yes so shouldn't you have sat down and. had a little meeting of the minds about. pets but we did then she said every. great great she wouldn't get a dog I was. just worried that she's gonna break her. because like we got there and in the. least. it's like written in like she can she. can have a dog I'm like what's this all. about like you know that she could she's. got there before us it was like is she. gonna get a dog and like in she's trying. like back end the deal here and she's. like now cuz the lease says you can't. have dogs but you actually allowed to so. she said she wouldn't get the dog so i.

bribe road and made lucy sign you know. this whole thing of like we do not want. a dog yeah I'm just wondering if there's. any tactics I could use to it's just if. she tries to score to get a dog throwing. stuff in the garbage I mean I love this. already a war right now we're nice we're. just anticipating a war I'm always a. dissipating jewel I'm getting ready to. throw her [ __ ] out okay she might get a.

dog what else could I do. smear some blood on the door. I'm ready I'm always ready to meet this. person the building recruited her and. you and Lucy understand this they're. like hey you could move in here but you. gotta live with this fat guy in his. check oh I come in the apartment you're. like it I live here it's all gonna. [ __ ] dog I'll beat the [ __ ] outta you. I'll [ __ ] kill ya all right.

I mean it's it's amazing to me look I. want a nice place a little fun it's not. that nice I mean you know we have a. refuge yeah that's nice yeah you've seen. this like a room where you throw the. garbage in no you have a shoot and like. the recycling goes no it's just a room.

and you don't go outside it's nice it's. nice buildings go Jim and the basements. nice oh I see what you mean when you're. in Brooklyn you're enjoying it a Brooke. I'm enjoying it my roof is wonderful I. was hoping you yo day on the phone I was. looking at the Freedom Tower oh good oh. good for you right it was nice of you I. was there last night I was at the 9/11. mall yeah ball we've been to oh yeah oh. yeah strange they build that out of the. car the whole thing is built from. repurposed parts of the buildings yeah.

yeah I mean I like a whale card it's. really it's a it's a joke that you'd. make and somebody would tell you not to. be inappropriate and it's then the. reality is it's legitimately a mall yeah. you be that you'd be literally ads of. like the old old memorial site when I'm. reading the names back I'm like oh three. yeah hey like yeah five years are gonna. be a profit here yeah like shut up shut. up stop now it's exactly what it is yeah. but recently alcohol that years ago he's. like aw people with selfies taking. selfies you know taking selfies means.

I'll just add some more it's it's one of. the most affluent moles I've ever seen. in my life. oh it's firmly yeah only exclusively. rich stores we had the you know the. false flags got to be worth something. yeah. you know I can't do nobody did a. false-flag to move in a Walmart we known. as for Denny's yeah Mont Blanc pens you. [ __ ] you want to sign contracts with a. nice pen yeah I think everyone now. accepts it today is shady and I don't.

mean everyone but like most people in. our generation and younger the day you. shady whoa 911 oh that way you guys have. a new term for the 11th the day no I. just say a [ __ ] like the day oh yeah. well I'm just saying I think after. Epstein and after everything that. everybody's seen oh yeah everybody's. kind of like revisiting that in their. own head going yeah it doesn't make any. sense there was that point like when. when the JFK film came out people were. still like flock there's also but I feel. like by 2002 or four and we're seeing.

the Iraq war we know something's crooked. like yeah they probably killed Kennedy. it takes you 20 30 years yeah are they. ever gonna like know for sure. probably not but like just like in at 78. or like 85 whatever they're some House. Committee has like so they can clue. there's a probable evidence is very. suitable conspiracy. I guess show someone did something.

whatever you say but yeah so 9/11 I mean. people kind of like I don't I don't know. how you could see the Iraq war now and. the whole path of it cuz cancer is one. thing you have gasps there we go there. every the courts [ __ ] but you know. it makes sense at least on paper but. like the amount of people who were. convinced that Saddam Hussein was behind. them and that like and just the leaps we. made any reasonable person would have to.

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Ben to see the fall the way we do at. Long Island are you into this either mu. you've never been to the cider me think. you brought home what kind of dumb [ __ ]. are you. I went to yeah pink firms Yeah right. it's not everyone's fault you've 900. pounds um Derek Slater moon yes no. they're not Sunday - better not be. closed in Jericho correct what does it.

say to do is 50 willows by train it's. not 50 I mean either by train maybe. that's the problem before it was by. train I guess 11 minutes away. [Music]. no he [ __ ] oh yeah yeah the expressway. I know what I'm doing I'm that guy. slide left onto the i-495 wouldn't be.

funny if that GPS was like there are. lanes going east there lanes and then. there are lanes going straight to hell. why just so backed up it's backed up you. know everybody's gonna see their mom I'm. gonna see my mama this Sunday mama. Meghan do meatballs I gotta talk about. that great rumpus you know you know when.

we would go out to dinner Doreen. required me when I would talk about. Mexicans now it's all good she goes you. let it fly. where you get off no maybe like I you. give me think I really uses this is a. dick move it's not a dick you're just. like classic like you know just shitty. personal things sorry that I'm a winner. you we have an HOV Lane you can use for. I was sorry then. winner yeah but how long Leon this oh.

let's see for two minutes right six. point four miles Oh we'll get into the. HOV is that really on the weekends is. even the thing people seem to avoid it. though. think about the HIV is that even though. it's only active from like you for two. hours on in the morning in two hours a. night during the week people avoid it at. the other time so you can get in there. when you're allowed to use there's a. Long Island tip from Ray so if you're. drunk.

is that in the HOV it's fine. you only have one D way I have a DW AI. what does that mean driver impaired but. still keep yeah I can than in many. situations you can take your chances. right but have you come up for the live. part I could wrist it and I would say I. would like gone back and cuffs I. wouldn't mind it I didn't want to like. risk you being out the money or whatever. so I appreciate it yeah yeah it takes a. while okay I think it's a retaliatory.

thing because we put some restrictions. on Canada or maybe because of what we do. with Mexico Canada is like no we're. gonna [ __ ] you guys know right let me do. that right yeah. I get it yes I didn't get my nasal spray. on my bag man push me towards the top. then this is a bag there's just a spider. well this is roast beef and cheese in.

there that's my spider. here's my pack what about water like I'm. excited to my whistle I'm excited for. you to go to the cider mill for the. first time ramen I mean I can't eat. enjoy you me and you but you can enjoy. it all ramen. will we have any thick cut bacon they. have candy bacon dipped an apple glaze. good they don't have that even I mean. look there's the Applewood forums too. maybe they have that stuff there how. about they have Swiss roll ice cream. well I got Swiss roll but with ice cream.

its yum yum mmm there's a lot of good. food there for all the fat sickles all. the fatties. this whole thing or the seven people. come the fast Suffolk people come out no. fat Suffolk people stay in there huh. Suffolk really is until you to the. Hamptons will dump your problems quite. nice this sickness NASA is the whole. like NASA is the character in the. culture I mean I grew up in Suffolk so I. just agree mom. dude Nassau County anthem was much.

better now so kind of state of mind and. Suffolk tried to do it what's up we do. they were like we're gonna Flanders doc. it was like horrific now what is this. nasal spray for slash make me up you. dick to spray no people can can you get. on your phone and tell me where to go to. get to the I mean this is how much how.

much [ __ ] oh that's crazy. that's not good for you these static. sailing all right that's it it's. saltwater there's nothing else in there. nothing three point eight miles all. right you know I mean I'm trying to take. care of my it makes me money this voice. yeah yeah uh so this is the expressway. really doesn't have a lot of charm no.

it's kind of a dull road to drive them. the northern state definitely has a. little more of a scenic aspect to it but. it was built in racism and so I it's a. trade-off right it's trade-off because. on one hand is racist but on the other. hand it's charmless that's not really. what a trade-off state someone in those. your state are more charming. right now it's understandable that's. what I'm saying that's the trade-off I. mean trying to do certain parts of.

northern state it's quite nice my. Hofstra I had drive here every day I. went to Hofstra for a year and I failed. Japanese why did you take Japanese again. like Japanese cinema. I like the anime at the time right I. thought it'd be kind of cool I'm who. doesn't wanna go to Japan Japan seems. like a five-letter Japan it's - it's too. pricey right yeah. it's not it's not it's not you know it's. not feasible right um so yeah but it's a. hard language to learn.

watashi no tango I film this what does. that mean. my major is film what are three though. that you're walking around Japan like. what I'm saying that cyber Sam Radford. that's for me that's read two point. three months five minutes five minutes. away apparently yeah this is a great. this is your again when I was a child I. would go because my grandfather lived in. mountain town had a pool and a tennis. court two and a half acres it's not a. big deal eight bathrooms in the home and.

the point is that we would then go to. get cider and maybe and then I ever. known that I'll bring an apple crumb pie. to you know an event and I'll get it. from here are you gonna eat at the cider. mill what do you mean these treats there. I'm just a happy with me I'm saying. no no idiot uh we're gonna eat jeromy's. later we can eat Jeremy's with Hermes. Jeremy's Yale has a free port okay me. and pan are getting Buffalo shrimp ooh. and all this good stuff get a steak no.

it's dude it's all Kido okay dude Kido. is a state of mind. oh do you know what I mean like it's not. so a specific set of nutritional. guidelines okay it's a state of mind. like you can be keto and eat bread you. can be keto and have ice cream I mean. it's just keto and have sugar you're. like Paul Wolfowitz believe in yourself. yes dude you could be six in two pounds. and you can just go on keto. I should be a rapper called Kido Kido.

come every is a really fat rapper I. don't eat carbs. I smoked mobs I don't eat carbs I'm ki. dope like this is horrific. I come not carbs are you still making. EDM music and I used to pursue your. career as an EDM DJ we pursuing a career.

but yes I'm still I just move we went. through a little bit of a transition. moving but I'm getting my stuff set back. up but yeah I haven't got off here do. you want to oh yeah bro 640 41 yeah. you should ask me that my new passion. and your I'm like the I'm sorry I missed. it. I was wrong exit I know yeah North yeah. but we can get there right from here. should be I guess I mean this is for. yeah let's just go let's go north the. Lord there uh. Kido come yeah I mean I program beats I.

mean I ever knew I put a link on my. Twitter soon maybe today so people can. check out my beats on the SoundCloud you. know I'm just doing my thing ain't run. you know run the world hear the beats. word up bro I'll go show after we get. some cider we'll see more of my. grandfather live and then we'll head. down south shore yeah and we will have. lunch or a lot late lunch yeah when the. Jordans. were Lobster no hat we could go there.

too actually but he's a mobster it's. gonna [ __ ] fool good you can go to the. fit you go to Jeremy's get any fish you. want all right I mean yes but I mean you. know Jeremy's also has like mozzarella. sticks roasted cookie dough yes you can. they're breaded bread is okay on kita oh. god dude bread is all right what keto. are you doing the key oh where you. actually lose weight I'm sorry the key. where you look at can I tell you the. rules of Quito yeah say it would be.

after me ready yes. I'm key now I'm Quito that's it it's. like a prayer if you say I'm Quito. before what you eat it's okay okay if. you look at a loaf of bread to go I'm. key how these friends you have out in. California that once you bet these guys. who like you you're your betters no but. the guys you trying to impress yeah. are they gonna like you know if you if. you stay fat you're talking sure about. Quito I know staying sad I've lost a lot. of weight I'm continuing to lose weight.

well yeah. continuing program and the Moses were. out of the ghost was here to the ride. entertainment program and I work here. that was Otto the girl the mill ratings. they're what I'm a Russian mother of the. Pravda groom I think she wanted to [ __ ]. me she was uh dancing with me if I. states that are my friends gonna be my. friends I don't know maybe I'm just. saying you're talking about [ __ ] they. seem to care about Quito a lot and. you're saying I'm on Quito and you're.

hurting the image you're seeing Rogen. well one person was like I could kill. him out you're running your mouth and. Brogan's gonna be like look you're. making my Kido thing look bad he doesn't. do 'quite um yeah wait I think there's. the primate diet right he does something. but he has carbs but he just works out a. lot now I'm losing I have an overall. commitment to losing weight everyone. knows that or it everyone knows that but. I'm also a comedian I'm also here to. entertain people we're gonna be off of. Mike and you're gonna be eating the. doughnuts not true it's Kate you dumb.

[ __ ] I just more than I thought it would. be oh we're get rear-ended as guys downs. alright relax your whole unit how you. gonna [ __ ] lighten his Long Islanders. just a well you're being a maniac you're. blocking the driver here this was a I. hold on we got to go get some keto. snacks. we're stopping.

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