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and now Tim Dylan is going to have. [Music]. welcome to Tim Dylan is going to hell. everybody we are here in beautiful Los. Angeles California it is a sunset.

podcast how about that if you're. watching this we don't know if we're. putting it out video wise but if if we. put it out and you are watching it it's. a sunset podcast right here looking over. the beautiful hills not of Hollywood we. can't afford that but of an undisclosed. location we won't share with you because. many of you might get cute and come see. us especially if I say something you. don't like. I'm here with Benjamin Avery Ben Avery. is the producer of pretty much. everything I do all of those videos he's.

the co-creator of all of those videos. that you love he edits them he's very. funny he produces this podcast and he is. trance and it is that is the most. important thing to me that is why I. hired him because his trance his other. skills were completely a surprise his. ability to help me in this business uh. and to create really cool stuff was. again secondary tertiary to be honest I. hired him because he was transient.

because he was brave and I wanted to be. around somebody who was trans I didn't. know that he could edit videos I didn't. know that he could do anything like that. that is an added bonus for me personally. so thank you I was gonna say sir but. thank you person I like great to be here. in Los Angeles California we had a lot. of fun thanks to you and I forget the. guys name thanks to the guy who made. that master class clip which I posted on.

YouTube if you listened to the last. podcast I spent a fair amount of time. illuminating the grift that is master. class this scam where essentially they. get people that you love and respect and. admire they get geniuses to come and con. you in your own home through YouTube. it's like the final insult you know it's. like these people that you love and that. you've watched their movies and you've.

watched their comedy they hand them. boatloads of money to set. but class where they tell you all of the. wisdom that they have learned in their. career and you I guess through osmosis. take that wisdom in and do with it who. knows what we don't know that's the. point nobody has really gone that far. yet do you become David Lynch I don't. know maybe you're just interested in. filmmaking and instead of buying a book. you go to a master class I would be.

totally cool with this if it was people. that were just interested in topics I. don't think that's what it is I think. there's a lot of people out there like. my mother who's a schizophrenic when. when I would watch her at night after. midnight. QVC the home shopping network that that. whole they take the gloves off when it. comes to marketing after midnight they. know they know who they're marketing to. after 12 a.m. QVC just starts throwing [ __ ] out of.

people they come out and they're like. this is Jacqueline Kennedy's engagement. we're like crazy [ __ ] that isn't true. and my mother would sit in her chair. with her phone out and scribbling into a. notebook writing down the numbers of all. of these things and then calling up and. spending just charging she didn't have. any money she was charging on QVC so I. think a lot of those people will be. purchasing masterclass I think that's. the demo I don't think the demo is.

rational people that want to appreciate. another art form I think the demo is. people that tweet it marvel they're like. let me direct the next one I've seen. that I've seen people tweet at Marvel. hey let me get in there let me get in. there and direct the next movie in your. billion-dollar franchise these are. people that live amongst you some of. them aren't trolls it's easy to think. everyone's a troll they're not there's. some genuine lunatics walking the earth.

there's this guy on Facebook I know am I. gonna say his name but he's clearly. unwell and he would tweet at Marvel like. put me in the gate list and he would. tweet a very serious thing and you're. like and then you look at the rest of. his stuff you're like oh it's obvious. he's not a troll and you know but. masterclass. I was [ __ ] on master class even a. lot of people that I respect are doing. it and I would also do it this is what I. don't ever want you people to not get. about me and about what I preach.

if master class came to me with $400. okay now they went to all these other. people with a lot of money but if they. came to me with like 400 a month just a. few pokeballs essentially and I had to. come and hit you people over the head I. would absolutely do it you would see me. smiling and I'd go well the thing about. comedy and podcasting is the tapes fall. all the time I don't need a lot of money. they could convince me so easily could.

just pull me in a room ago listen [ __ ]. these people that's all they'd have to. say and I go you're right you're right. what about yeah they go what are you a. [ __ ] school boy get in there teach a. master class I don't give a [ __ ] you. people really the majority of you don't. deserve a government you don't you don't. deserve a a a an entertainment industry. you don't so the idea that you you don't. deserve to be dealt with honestly you.

deserve master class that's what you get. that's what you get so if they came to. me I would feel shitty about it for a. half a second and then they'd write a. check and I would [ __ ] dance my fat. ass in that [ __ ] YouTube room and I. would spout whatever garbage I would say. join the Platinum tier be an Excelsior. member of the master class do you want. the real good wisdom and so just know. that know that I'm not I'm not a saint.

here which you know but a guy on. Instagram made a really cool parody of. the master class and he pulled things. from the podcast that I've said and it. was a lot of fun and and I talked on the. last podcast a little bit about the. melee innopolis thing at the creek and I. listened to some of the episode and it's. funny he's pretty funny he's ridiculous. he's he's a crazy guy that's his thing.

what. I then did on the plane to LA as I. listened to the podcast he did with. Jordan Peterson and him and Jordan. Peterson and it points it was somewhat. contentious because I think Jordan. Peterson had said something about him. that Milo didn't really like they didn't. really get into that but Peterson then. subsequently apologised to Milo about it. this was when Milo was essentially taken. if you don't know Milo is Mila Milo who. cares. he was a provocateur he was a tech. writer from Breitbart which was Steve.

bannon's in a media company which is. backed by Robert Rebecca Mercer they're. a father-daughter team Robert Mercer is. a billionaire he lives in Long Island. New York where I'm from him and his. daughter are conservative and they back. Breitbart financially they pull the. strings they're the money guys behind. Breitbart and the same way that I think. you know the Koch family is behind like. Shapiro and The Daily wire and a turning. point in all that stuff behind all of.

these things just away on the left Soros. is behind behind all of these outfits. his money it's big money and at people. with an agenda they have an interest in. certain viewpoints being pushed forward. and then they want certain charismatic. people doing that um so the Breitbart. faction had million AA police he was. like their star and he was going around. as this gay guy who was married to a. black guy who was a conservative he. became big from gamergate which was this.

push back against a PC wing of the. gaming community that wanted more women. in games I don't even know that I'm. under I think I'm approximating this to. a point where even if I'm getting a few. details wrong it's generally what. happened and she had you Napoli's. basically going online and pushing back. against the you know this the the the. people that wanted more representation. in video games it became known as. gamergate uh and then he went out and.

and in he got popular he was funny he. was aggressive he didn't care he was a. troll he was a master troll he. eventually you know ended up going on a. college tour in America you know there. would be all. kinds of protests when he showed up the. famous one was at Berkeley when he went. to Berkeley you had a riot where I think. it was over $100,000 worth of damage. done to Berkeley and then eventually he. ended up getting the platform kicked off. Twitter because a lot of his fans he was.

supposedly organizing his fans to go. after Leslie Jones I don't know if this. is true or not I don't care I'm gonna. make a bigger point that's it's neither. here nor there. I'm not a guy 4d platforming people and. and anybody who listens knows that and. that's why I didn't care that Legion had. them on or whatever and I really don't. care who has a platform I think. everybody has a platform and if your. arguments and ideas are better it's your. job to make them better and if and and. the other thing is that a guy like me. innopolis is relatively easy to defuse.

if you're a smart person and you can. argue and by the way so Donald Trump. should have been - he also should have. been relatively easy to beat to be. honest but he wasn't for a lot of. reasons but this shouldn't have been. what it was like it shouldn't have been. this unbeatable guy that nobody could. handle literally towards the end they. just started asking him what are your.

policies what do you want to do and he. had no answers and that was kind of the. way to beat him but he kept fighting. with him you kept playing his game and. then he won so you know obelisk gets. deep platformed off twitter he's you. know they kick him off patreon he's. kicked off I think Facebook I think he's. pretty much I don't know if it's as. quite as bad as Gavin McGinnis where it. was like he was unperson they remove you. from all social media immediately. instantaneously you lose all your. followers fans your ability to make a. living whatever Cemile oh um milah.

whatever I keep going back and forth on. what that is he made a comment years ago. in a publication where he said in the. gay world there is mentorship that. happens that he was molested by a priest. at 15 years old and he does not view it. as a negative thing and in gay. relationships that is more commonplace. than you would imagine this is what he. said he said some version of that and. then he backtracked a little bit and he. said he was sloppy and he didn't make. the point the right way and I understand. and what he was saying first of all he's.

never relation have is never an excuse. or an argument to ever have sex with. somebody's underage in any sexuality. that's not that's not I think that's not. what he was saying I think what he was. saying is that he personally as a victim. it didn't ruin his life. it didn't derail him in a meaningful way. and that he viewed it I think he said. there are certain types of relationships.

uh in the gay community where a younger. guy is being shown the ropes by an older. guy because the younger guy can't really. go to his parents because his parents. are straight and heterosexual so the. older guy will like be like here are the. gay clubs he was this here's that which. is all funny good but this does not at. 15 that's not what happens but I don't. think Mila was saying that it should. have but I think he was saying hey I was. [ __ ] at 15 or molested at 15 or.

whatever so the right goes and gets him. the right digs up that article the. Reagan battalion were the people on the. right and they get me low they they they. and now it comes out people are saying. always pro pedophilia nobody cares about. the details but that's the society that. we live in the comment was an. unfortunate comment he didn't talk about. it the right way and him and Peterson. get into it it's actually a good podcast. but so he's gone then he's gone and he. spends two years essentially in. obscurity he's over the college tours.

over he's Simon & Schuster whoever was. publishing his book I'm pretty sure it. was Simon & Schuster they pull out he's. done he's unable to continue making a. living he's the platform to off social. media he essentially goes away and now. he's starting to come back and he's on. Jordan Peterson and he's angry and he. said he's gonna come back now as a. comedian he's gonna come back he's given. up on politics for the most part because. he doesn't think the right and the. Conservatives had his back but you know. he said I'm a once in a generation star.

I'm once in a lifetime star I'm gonna. come back I'm gonna be much more in the. realm of a regular entertainer somebody. like a Johnny Carson he goes to write. has nobody funny nobody that can crack a. joke and I I filled that. whole and and I need to again but I. don't care about politics anymore I'm. just gonna be I'm just gonna be somebody. who has his own late night show or. whatever and what you you get from the. interview his number one he's hurt he's. angry um he lost everything in one fell.

swoop but what you also get from the. interview is that this is a guy who had. his baseline wanted to be famous this is. what he wanted to do this is not. somebody who was a political thinker he. didn't care particularly about politics. he accidentally got into it he was a. tech writer and then once he started. creating a lot of controversy he said I. can ride this wave to fame and to. fortune and the people behind him and.

this is why I really want to make this. point the people behind him facilitated. that rise when you see people in the in. the public sphere and they all of a. sudden are everywhere seemingly. overnight it doesn't always happen by. accident it can it can happen by. accident but in many cases in most cases. and certainly when you look at.

politicians you look at people like Mila. innopolis people like Candice Owens. people like Charlie Kirk and if you. don't know Candice issues the you know. the black conservative who's been on. Rogen and you know Charlie Kirk's the. guy that runs turning-point he's like a. younger kid these people are cast in. these roles by billionaire families like. the Mercer's like the cokes the same way. that a lot of the Parkland kids were. cast in those roles by interests on the. left wing how many kids graduated from.

Parkland we know what eight of them who. are the rest of them where are they and. by the way I always wonder if the school. shooting happened in Long Island some of. these kids are pretty [ __ ] eloquent. they're pretty smart. they're pretty presentable they're hip. Emma Gonzales is bisexual at inks David. Hawk I mean you know if you if you shut. up my Long Island school and these. [ __ ] billionaire families were going. around trying to find. spokesman god help you god [ __ ] help.

you if you stumbled upon me or my. [ __ ] friend. Yoda sure did was wrong but like. sometimes people need to get [ __ ] up. but I got it like shooting people in the. face is not good shoot him in the lake. there's there would be no there would be. not a soul that I went to school with. who would rise to that occasion it would. just be long I they would have to sift. through Long Island trash for an hour of. just like okay let's bring in let's. bring in Tracy Tracy how do you feel.

about what happened yo I was like really. scared but the reality of the situation. is this I don't really give a [ __ ]. because I'm focusing on myself and I'm. focusing on I really want to do. cosmetics this is something I've always. believed in and the reality is my my. mother is like you should stop drinking. you should raise your daughter and I. tell her I'm like I can do both so what. I need to do is I don't really care. about the the [ __ ] shootings the.

shadow I think you should ban guns I. think maybe I should have a gun quite. frankly folks I've told you before about. blue true and it's really something that. I think you need to do sex is very. important not seemingly to the younger. generation of people who've just decided. it's kind of a waste of time and that. procreation is a tool of the patriarchy. used to oppress people and time is much. better spent wielding power through a. nameless faceless online mob but that.

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be great you're gonna have a big hard. dick you're gonna meet a lovely woman or. man or whatever you want to meet then. you're gonna sit down you can own a home. you're gonna have a retirement account. you're gonna go on vacation you know. you're not gonna live in this gig. economy hell that everybody else is. driving lyft and uber between their 15. jobs while they make no money and stop. only at red lights to a pint on a. controversy that doesn't affect them or. you know potentially upload a picture to.

social media that make it seems like. they're not living in a hellscape even. though they are and every minute of the. day is spent trying not to relapse on. drugs or trying to save enough money so. that they can just buy a one-way ticket. to a third world country and join a. rebel militia okay you're not gonna be. one of those people what you will. probably be is very successful happy. well-liked well hung you'll just wake up. and have a big dick human-being so BL. you see HTW blue tree comm promoted a.

but so the so that the Parkland kids the. ones that we've seen a remarkably. composed there's they're intelligent and. and by the way the people that are. casting these roles want these roles I'm. not saying they don't want them they are. auditioning to an extent I'm sure. Candace Owens Charlie cook mewling up. they wanted these roles. fortune money power people when you go. to an audition when most people go to an.

audition there's hundreds of people. thousands of people I mean when I go. it's for fat comics we see each other. every [ __ ] time and they don't they. give it to someone else anyway. it's the same for fat idiots sitting. there going up would go in again and. then we say one we say two words they go. slate Tim Dylan six one please read the. line armed robbery. next they're like can you say it again. um. don't laugh into the mic people hate. your laugh I don't know why I mean not.

everyone only one guy one guy complained. about your laugh but you can laugh just. try to laugh you know but this is this. is these are dishes I don't think it's a. bad laugh I don't know why everyone's so. mad out of [ __ ] you [ __ ] you one guy one. guy was like I want to kill that kid. because of his laugh but auditions are. filled with hundreds of thousands if you. don't want these [ __ ] jobs and. Mealing innopolis wanted the job. somewhere along the line the reality is. there are these different power factions. and people you know melee innopolis he.

thought he was like I was speaking at. CPAC I was gonna be the standard-bearer. of this party of the Republican Party. he's gay provocateur who's married to a. black guy who's out of his mind he's. being deep platform he's all over the. place and basically the National Review. crowd in the Republican Party that were. more straight-laced a with the people. that didn't want Trump. they got me lo out of there and they de. platform to him but this is what you're. serving it's like you know when you have. a certain job in the administration of.

the presidency they say you serve at the. pleasure of the president when you were. a guy like mewling Annapolis you're. serving at the pleasure of the Mercer's. you're serving at the pleasure of a. billionaire family I know how hard it is. to create a grassroots fanbase it's not. easy and when you're able to build one. very quickly and you get a lot of media. attention and you have a lot of. infrastructure you have a lot of. financial support you're flying around. the world more than [ __ ]. none of that is cheap and these people. are funded there's big money behind all.

of these people and if they slip up or. somebody in an organization that's. backing them goes I don't think they're. the right person to get this message. out we're gonna get rid of them and then. they throw them overboard Emilia. innopolis he sounded a bit naive in the. interview of Peterson he sounded a bit. like he seemed to be like he was it's. like you know new to the party a little. bit it's like we you didn't think that. this could happen. how was he trying to defend himself how.

was he cuz that was like a also wasn't. that like a three year old interview. yeah four years old they dug it up yeah. well what he was saying is that. conservatives are [ __ ] and they. didn't have his back and he was saying. that now they're gonna get taken out the. same way they took him out it's Kyle. issen it's not completely untrue that. they had there is now a way to take. people out you go and find something. they said and they're trying to try to.

take Peterson out a bunch and has it. stock it has it worked but I do think. their move this they will move Peterson. to the center a little bit they're. moving them a little more mainstream. that'll happen and they'll do it just by. you know opening up avenues to him that. were previously closed and when those. avenues open up you you then have to. kind of temper your language and what.

you're saying and you try because you. have this avenues you know that they'd. open up whether it's mainstream. publications or mainstream media um. academia whatever it is that you know. Peterson is a different animal than meat. than Milo it's just a different. situation you know Milo is really a. troll in a provocateur but they've tried. to take Peter sit out and this is and. listen they'll try to take chappy row. out they'll they they will try everybody. will try what I don't think people.

understand in this country is that a lot. of what you're watching is theater this. is theater this is to keep you guys. entertained and the money people behind. this are just doing whatever they're. gonna [ __ ] do either way either way. they're doing whatever they're gonna do. mom. dad's who are those big billionaire. families they're doing whatever that. bedtimes whatever time it is you can. negotiate.

you know maybe you stay out a little. longer whatever they don't care you're. not really moving them off their course. dramatically meaningfully and if you do. they will come the gnashing of teeth. will be extreme and this is like people. like the Mercer's people like the cokes. people like you know George Soros on the. other side they all have an idea of how. the world should be run and they don't. go out to people and say this is how it.

is they recruit people and they take. applications and they cast people this. key there's one kid from parkland but. one right-wing kid from Parkland Kyle. Khrushchev who was how come we need more. guns I mean that guy God loved him that. dude he wasn't in the building that was. shot into he was in like another. building he's like listen we gotta I. love that because you know the NRA loves. de Lawd they're like wait you'll say why. you you'll do what you'll do what oh.

really. great so he's out there saying arm. everybody give everybody automatic. weapon that's his answer just throw. those [ __ ] it's the Wild West kick. open the saloon doors at your own risk. buddy and so you have this kid now but. here's the thing Kyle loves saying the. n-word he loved it he said it on uh-oh I. don't know where he said it but he said. it on his snapchat he said no snaps.

disappear what's the other I don't know. whatever but they got or it was a game. his gaming Xbox Live and the gay Xbox. Live he was letting it fly let it fly on. Xbox Live and in real life in real life. too he just walk up to people he would. say the n-word frequently so they found. that they went and go hey hey hey so. what happens. I think Turning Point USA I think he. resigned so again he's out because you.

serve at the pleasure of the. billionaires who back. you that is it that is what your. attitude this is theater this is to keep. people entertained and to keep people. thinking that there's real debate and. discussion in this cut there really. isn't there's really not a lot of debate. and discussion about what's gonna happen. in this car I know you'd like to think. there is you're like this is everybody's. at each other's throats yeah maybe in a. [ __ ] grocery store but in Washington. DC they're pretty much on the same page.

there's a few things that they like to. argue about abortion and Alabama and in. Georgia there's a few real hot buttons. should gay people adopt kid there's a. few things but when it comes to foreign. policy economic policy the rights of. corporate America they are pretty much. Nancy Pelosi in her georgetown town. house or with her millionaire husband. and San Fran we're [ __ ] Laurel Umar's. climbing in her kitchen window I mean by.

the way how do you not like Laurel umer. a little bit how do you not respect. Laurel umer a tiny bit she's the chick. who takes it too far that she's the girl. on your block that would hang out with. the boys and would kind of do anything. if you know what I mean to have friends. like you'd be like eat this bullfrog and. she'd be like okay should I put it my. [ __ ] and you're like oh my god you'll.

she'll just put it in your [ __ ] she's. like yeah I can hang out with you guys. right so this [ __ ] is climbing in Nancy. Pelosi's [ __ ] kitchen window because. they threw her off Twitter and again. none of it like it's none of it really. mad in an see Pelosi and Donald Trump. have a lot more in common with each. other and they have a lot more in common. with Stephen Colbert then people have in. common with uh you know of my uncle.

Larry. for example uncle Larry doesn't have a. ton in common with Nancy Pelosi Trump. Colbert there's there's there's just not. a lot in common. but this is the thing that people love. to get involved they get invested. there's YouTube shows that cover the. beef of other youtuber like its and the. the internet is great because it really. does allow people to really feel and. listen did it elect Trump yeah there are. certain I'm not saying that there's.

absolutely no effect but if you look at. what Trump has done he's done a lot of. things but there's a lot of things that. just haven't changed and won't change. and still you see people that have like. cognizant politically for the first time. they're they're all like wait wait a. minute. but Trump said it was gonna be a wall. and Wall Street was gonna be reined in. and we're gonna get a new health care. plan it folks it this isn't what happens. you gotta grow up a little bit the.

people that are in those positions make. it very very difficult to make any real. change it's just the [ __ ] way it is. so what we do when we focus on Candace. Owen take Candace Owen say something. about Hitler. what did Roseanne tweeting oh I can't. believe Kyle khushu this 1700 I had no. idea who he was but he said the n-word. and these are the things you vote you. don't focus on what's truly happening. behind the scenes cuz you don't know. it's kept from you comes out in a book. ten years later or if you're really.

really plugged in and you pay attention. you can you could figure out some of. what's happening you know like somebody. that I I I think was the chick on chapo. amber said was like you know hardcore. Marxist or whatever but she goes I love. the Financial Times more than the New. York Times she goes because I actually. glean more information it's a better. publication I learn more about what's. gonna happen in the world the Financial. Times is the world as it is and the New.

York Times is that you know. editorialized rosy view of like well we. think of the law and the Financial Times. is that this is up this is down we need. a pipeline to the Caspian Sea energy. prices of crashing we might need to get. a little cute in a certain area we might. need to go over there like so there are. ways to figure out this information but. it is it is funny to me how much of it. is theater and and I know that people. get mad at me because you're like well.

what am I supposed to do not care about. anything yes. yeah yes I yes. now I'm kidding listen care about what. you can care about I don't people tell. me all the time like what does it mean. so we shouldn't get health care like no. we should have health care like what. what are you even singing how does it. lunch today somebody strictly put it on. me for no reason I'm eating the pokeball. they go in on so dude turn of okay no we. should we should we should also not.

torture people and underground prisons I. prefer if we didn't assassinate. democratically elected leaders in our. own country and around the world I would. like us to stop poisoning people. murdering journalists I would enjoy all. of that I would like if we stop sending. paramilitary death squads into other. countries so that they could make way. for our corporations going there pillage. people all of that and health care would.

be nice it would be very positive for. this country but I'm telling you how. things like it is what it is the world. is what it is the things that I know. that people have had on the [ __ ] show. the discussions that we've had the. debate like the areas that we've gone. into you start to get a little coarsened. by this you start talking about human. trafficking you start talking about. what's going on you get a little corset. and it's not that difficult to like. imagine that like oh maybe some of these.

senators or congressmen don't really. care about giving us elf care because. they're being blackmailed because. they're in the kitty porn and they're. doing blow so maybe they don't really. give a [ __ ] maybe they don't care I care. but here's the thing people like what do. you not care I can't I had people on. this show I had it gave them the. platform gave him a plug I had well. researched writers come on the show who. dedicated their lives to researching how. corrupt and [ __ ] our government was.

and you know what people said they said. we don't want to listen to this we want. something else give us something else. give us a dope queen and the guy we. fought to give us something else give us. a pod save America we were going. elsewhere this ain't fun for the young. professionals going to their cubicles. they don't like that they don't like. that with their matcha latte and I. really like hearing about senators. boinkin kids and getting paid off and. you [ __ ] slaying Ken it so I try and.

try I bring people on we did a lot we. did a live podcast you know showed up. not a lot of people we did one for truTV. we brought russ Baker on he was [ __ ]. all over the place I think he was kind. of drunk but this is what happens when. they cast you out of [ __ ] polite. society and you can't talk to anyone you. have a few so he comes on and he's. telling people the MK ULTRA and the. Boston Marathon bombing and there's. about a hundred young professionals in. suits staring at me him and ray comp.

like you have no idea they were. completely lost they had no they were. like in their own head somewhere else so. when people say to me do I care yeah I. care and we we've actually tried in a. little way in our little shitty way. using this platform that we [ __ ] had. we tried to get people to give the. people don't give a [ __ ] they don't care. they want to be socialist they want to. be alright they want to be a thing and. they want a game and they want to be on.

line with people to think like them and. they want to make memes and I want to go. get laid they go to the [ __ ] Brooklyn. red Socialist Party event mixer I'll go. down there and suck a few communists off. what do I give a [ __ ] but this is what. they want to do they don't give a [ __ ]. they really don't care they want to get. a patreon going they want money they. want Fame what they don't want is any. real [ __ ] air these are not. revolutionaries they're not gonna go. burn down the best yet it's not. happening the revolution isn't coming. look at the [ __ ] who say it is what.

is and if we're gonna do they're gonna. throw a rock at what the White House. what are you nuts with some Fathead. green haired some fat green haired. lesbians gonna Chuck a [ __ ] chuck up. nunchucks at the White House and what do. you think is gonna happen. what do you think and who know you want. those people to rule they might be worse. but this is what I mean I'm sick of. wearing this mantle of I don't care no. you don't care you don't [ __ ] care. you don't see what Nick.

Bryant this [ __ ] guy who's telling. you about torture all this [ __ ] for. hours you bring him on the show that. guy's got white hair he's telling you. you bring mark le Audion does a whole. book about the Russian mob and a Trump. and everything like that you know it's. like so the whole thing is I remember. stand-up at a great quote once and I was. like yeah people say I don't care but. seems like it didn't matter when I cared. remember when I cared no one gave a [ __ ]. so to me it's like listen do whatever. you want. go get health care go get everything get.

get everything do whatever you want to. do I can't I'm not gonna say stuff. that's gonna get me in trouble here but. do what you want to do listen I said as. a joke this is a joke and I'm a comedian. but I said if you wanted to get the. government's attention this is a joke. and I'm a joker joke good joke good joke. but if you wanted to get the. government's attention you would strap a. bomb to a two-year-old and send that. toddler into a Grand Central every week. you would go to a different station and.

a toddler would walk in and this is fun. I did this on stage was kind of funny. because I do it. toddler walk and it's very funny but a. lot of people don't laugh but it's very. funny to a few certain select people in. the room that are really they're really. over life so they think this shit's good. so I do the toddler walk and I go and. the toddler just she's got a little bear. attached to him but it's a bomb and he. just goes wild and then and then people. listen you're gonna get some attention. people will they'll be like these these. [ __ ] are willing to send in toddlers.

to train stations at rush hour and blow. them up I'm not saying to do that like. when me and Ray told a bunch of our fans. to join Isis and move to Syria we did. that number one because I think you. should travel I think you should leave. I've said people should go teach English. in China and I've said if you feel. strongly about some I respect I don't. agree with Isis they've done horrible. things to gay people whatever but it's. hard for me to not respect if my friend.

Ryan who's a you know personal trainer. and a DJ if he were to join Isis and be. in Syria and I saw a photo with him in. that Jeep Grand Cherokee with that. collision akov I would. a little proud I'd be a little proud. that he did it so when me and Ray said. go out there and join that we just said. listen you're all chirping all day on. Twitter go and I you know but I'm sick. of I'm no longer gonna take this [ __ ].

like I don't care and I've never you. know I know how [ __ ] up it is we tried. we told people I [ __ ] up people don't. get people don't really like that they. want like the SNL level of like it's. kind of silly that's what people want to. think about the government that it's. like a little silly it's it's silly they. don't want to think it's a murderous. death cult that's imposed they don't. they don't they don't I think I like to.

think it is cuz to me that's funnier. than it being silly if it was silly it's. kind of stupid but when you when you. understand what it is you go it's kind. of like life means nothing to these P. you start laughing folks many of you are. still out there in the world without a. website I don't know how you're doing it. it's crazy but let me tell you right now. it's not gonna work I've told you that. before especially if you want the. boomers if you want older fans if you.

want that generation of people that have. raped and pillaged ruined the world that. are all about to retire and [ __ ]. themselves and retirement homes all over. the eastern seaboard and really all over. the country if you want those people. figuring out where you are and what. you're doing you have to have a URL. gotta have a website this is the way it. is those people they love Facebook. because it's a website social media they. don't really understand they're not on. Twitch you're not gonna find them on. whatever the other one is that I've been. blanking on right now tick tock she's.

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plug whatever nonsense you're doing and. you'll get no audience of tens of. thousands of people that may be. interested all right that's what. take shrooms or anything and you realize. you just start looking at these demons. go to the watch George HW Bush's funeral. and watch the demons climb onto the. podium to eulogize him there 87 they've. drank human blood their entire life they. have soft skin the skin that comes from. eating the pineal gland of children and.

they get up why do you think Comedy. Central hasn't given me a shot Lynne I'm. there I'm asking I'm asking literally. because I don't I don't know I think I'm. affable so these guys climb up on the. thing and they're like hi remember and. they're barely alive but they're just. animated by the demonic forces and they. climb onto the thing and they're that. harem mo and I first and and everything. about George HW Bush's life is a.

complete fiction by the way and. everything about most of these [ __ ]. people's lives is a fiction okay. and it's perpetuated by a media and. whatever so these [ __ ] get and to me. the real story is funny that's why. that's one of the reasons I like it it's. absurd it's crazy it's funny and it. makes a lot more sense it makes a lot. more sense when you start realizing. you're like why did these congressmen. and Senators never give a [ __ ] about to. people in their districts and you go oh. they're all compromised many of them are. blackmail they're bought and sold and.

then you start to understand how and why. then it makes a lot more sense when you. understand these things admit but when. you see these demons eulogizing HW and. they get out there they're like here now. I'm a charge years I'm a dam and they. and everyone in the room like they're. all kind of swaying and they've got. tears and the media's there too and. they're all crying because they all love. them because they're [ __ ] woody.

they're all [ __ ] it's the same thing. they're all on the same crew it's the. same camp and so to me I've always so. when I heard me low like shock like I. love these people that are shocked that. you can be thrown away yeah yeah you can. be thrown away you can be taken out you. can be thrown to this you are not. essential. you know what I mean you're not. essential to the operation there's. somebody else waiting in the wings. waiting to take your spot so and so when.

you know Appa list goes well I'm gonna. come back as a comedian and I'm gonna. host my own show on my own website fine. do whatever you want but that's what you. always were. you always were a comedian you never. were important politically it didn't. matter it seemed like you were you you. you you you helped maybe shift some. people's opinions on uncertain things. for a while but make no mistake this is. theater and you are a theatrical.

performer you're not an essential part. of how this system were and it worked. for a long time when you just had the. major networks all of this was much. easier because these guys went to the. same schools they lived in the same. communities it's very easy to corral. people now it's harder but that's why. you hold the auditions and you get in. Charlie Curtin Canada so what am i. somebody I know like knows charlie Kirk. this is not somebody that I know well. like people listen to this show they.

still have no idea who I am. they've no idea why I'm not like a woke. social justice yeah that's crying ha ha. so they they think I'm like a. country-club Reaganite or something like. I couldn't be be good charlie Kirk on. the show I said let me let me let me let. me. I've had people on my show that have. credibly accused the Bush family of the. murder of President Kennedy profiting. from the drug trade human trafficking. the overthrow of democratically elected.

government murder genocide really I will. go into that if Kirk comes on my show we. are talking Franklin scant unseat. Charlie what so the bit I'll give them. one question I'm like tell us about our. low taxes help the business climate. you'll get so excited and I'll be like. all right so now that we've gotten that. out of the way let's get down to. business. I got a few testimonies you might want. to hear and I just pull the book out.

page four I'll have a copy for him these. people are clowns took. clowns they're saying whatever they have. to say to make money don't fall for it. don't be that stoop they're just saying. they're actors they couldn't get into. Hollywood cuz their teeth are [ __ ] up. core tasks teeth [ __ ] they're there. they're in another you know there's a. quote that says like politics is acting. for ugly people show business for ugly. people this is what it is did say.

whatever they say they don't care. Ann Coulter during who is funny but. mentally unwell and funny she during the. Iraq war was like CIA's gray FBI's great. we got to go and invade their countries. kill their leaders convert them to. Christianity that was the quote that got. her fired from the National Review now. the FBI and CIA are horrible they're all. infested with globalist shills that are. trying to get rid of President Trump we. should build the wall and we don't. belong in any of these [ __ ] countries.

Syria whatever who cares if they're. gassing their own people let him do it's. not our problem she went 180 from all of. her views they don't care these people. don't care about anything they don't. have any values their value is relevance. that's all they give a [ __ ] about am i. near the bestseller list am I on the top. am I am I on the shows am I on the right. shows my on the sunday shows I'm a. getting invited to the right cocktail. party they don't give a [ __ ] they don't. believe in anything so don't [ __ ]. come at me when I'm trying to get a.

Pokeball tell me that I don't give a. [ __ ] you [ __ ] Psychopaths. you nuts I've done the deep dives when. you think I don't give a [ __ ] cuz I'm. not getting on stage I don't have a a. half hour about socialized medicine the. [ __ ] you want me to write about my. mother's in a mental institution it. would be nice if that was nicer put a. couple of couches in there that are nice. I'd visit more I have no problem with.

that stop acting like I'm corporate. shill I'm making no money people call me. a corporate message me on Instagram a. corporate shill for what corporation. gasps digital ink does that even exist. every day I'm waiting for the FBI to. come in and throw us in cuffs. I mean corporate shill people have. bananas out there I just want to be an. LA woman a fifth year old LA woman whose. entire life people want to [ __ ] her and.

then they want to [ __ ] her they don't. really want to [ __ ] anymore so she. starts getting spiritual at 50 and she. starts talking about the journey and she. gets into meditation and health and. wellness and wholeness and being whole. because nobody wants to put anything in. her hole anymore and she didn't have to. think about any of that before she was. 50 because everyone everywhere wanted to. [ __ ] her every door magically opened the. Sun rainbows appeared over her head but. when she got 50 in a couple of you know.

the plastic surgery can hide a little. bit can hide it all can it so then you. have to get real deep and you have to. take that journey you know how long have. I done I want to say a few more things -. we're at 44 we're 44 that's perfect so I. got a I got a few more things to say to. the to the comedy community is a real. theater kid energy in certain parts of. the comedy community right now and I. will say that there's a lot of unearned.

what's the word jubilance is that a word. jubilant people are very happy this is. my problem. I look at people sometimes they're very. happy well they think they're doing some. date well they're happy things are going. well but a lot of this is I was in. actors which I wasn't in high school. theater okay you talentless [ __ ] I. was a real actor I was on Sesame Street. and before you laugh at that you fat.

checks you bunch of fat chicks trying to. get attention for the first time of your. goddamn life understand that I got paid. a lot and not often but I was paid I was. in real play that real people wrote I. guess some of them killed themselves. afterwards that's what playwrights do. they take themselves out okay they don't. go to junior foul and dance run they. blow their brains out New York was a. great city I was in a show called lake.

of fire no I'm sorry. wasn't that but I was in another show. called Christmas dreamers awakened it. was about a woman who was raped by her. father repeatedly and it was in the. village when the village was cool it had. little black box theaters and I was in. this I think I was eight or nine or. something I don't even know what I did I. just kind of sat there while the main. character went on and just just hinted. about her dad raping her she never fully. but it was pretty if you if you were. intelligent you knew what was going on. her father came the show and he sat. there through the whole thing it was.

clear that the main character was his. daughter and that he was the rapist he. molested everybody and she said what do. you think afterwards and he went I. thought it was good was a little long. and that and now that's been replaced in. Manhattan by theater kids theater kids. with PR departments behind them singing. and everything and there's way I feel. about it there's some real talent out. there even people I disagree with on. pretty much everything there's some very.

talented people out there but this. there's a theater kid energy and the. theater kid energy is kind of like we're. the [ __ ] who cares. doesn't matter we're the new hot thing. we're great we live in this bubble we. enjoy it and it's all fine what I'm. telling you I'm gonna tell you this. there there is I don't care what is. going on at the moment for anybody there.

are so many talented people in New York. City who you'll just never see you'll. never hear from and they will die. underappreciated unappreciated alone ah. and just you know what think about them. a little bit think about them a little. bit when you do in your interviews and. you're asked meaningless questions by. some other goon whose job it is to you. know and just realize that you're lucky.

that Joan Rivers said some people out. there a [ __ ] very lucky your vet your. you're a whole lot of fine you're a. whole lot of fine you didn't invent [ __ ]. it ain't great it in a riot when you. perform like people aren't stomping. get their money back usually cuz no. money was exchanged but just know that. that's where it's at dogs relax okay I. will say a quote that someone said it.

made me a little upset they said when. people copy me you know what I say I say. thank you but you no one's copying you. cuz you've done nothing and I don't mean. that in a dick way cuz this person I'm. talking about I think. there's talent there but you've done not. you've inspired no one you've done. nothing cut it out. just just relax enjoy what's happening. enjoy where you're at and realize.

there's a cashier at CVS who is so much. more talented than you'll ever be and. she's got three kids and a husband that. beats her and you are in a position to. be fine and have everyone love it. just know that that's where it's at. don't get crazy be happy i listen to. could people could say the same thing. about me I am fine there's guys that are.

funnier than me that'll never get. certain opportunities I've gotten and I. try to think about that I try to think. about a [ __ ] up life is not all the. time because you gotta you know you. can't. I'm not saying but certain people to go. out there and there's this just real. attitude that uh they've been around for. about five minutes and they act like. they've changed the game they've changed. the game and five minutes ago if they. were boof nobody knew gone who didn't.

know but now they're here and they've. revolutionized everything daegu Tanvir. with the printing press they came out. and they gave people the idea that they. could live there's people out there that. they now believe they can be like me and. live and it's such a it's such an honor. to inspire people create can you cut it. out No.

but nobody is out there it's a mirage. it's a black box nobody's in with some. fat chick from Ohio's now gonna move to. New York she was going to anyway she was. coming anyway stop just be happy I come. from the world if he had a real theater. not mommy and daddy paid money for camps. and they paid money for publicist real. [ __ ] theater great people that aren't.

art [ __ ] tremendous and none of them. succeeded then they all end up [ __ ]. singing to old people in Long Island. half of them this is what happens you. get cocky and you start talking like. you're the [ __ ] it's just to me I just. say to myself oh it's not needed it's. not needed it's not mature it is what it. is I have a lot of respect I see a lot. of plays I see a lot of shows i watch a.

lot of people you're not gonna know who. they are but they're [ __ ] great. they're great at what they [ __ ] do. and it's just a little it could be a. little aggravating when out of nowhere. somebody pops up and they tend to think. that they've paid they're paving the way. they're paving the way for Pete the ways. been picked none of us are paving the. way here it's been paved ru hi ru hi it.

it is been paved is paid people are. coming down it's it's good it's good I'm. happy am I making sense yeah yeah yeah. like when we saw the ferryman like in. the front row and there was the the the. was it called when they come out and bow. that yeah you know the curtain call. whatever I forget yeah yeah they come. out yeah it's a three-high seven a.

theatre I don't know what it's [ __ ]. call no I'm trying to think need that. the cast call the bow I get where I've. done it more than half these other. people here to make fun of me I can't. think right now [ __ ] just yell over. the Bush family for an hour. of scattered yeah but we saw the yeah. what I'm like embarrassed to be seen by. I don't even want them to see my face. well this write an article about you. that you're the boss now you're the boss. of the five families they're gonna write. an article that you're the boss and you. go I'm the boss now I didn't shoot.

nobody I didn't run a successful. operation no racketeering no gambling no. murder no women do not but I'm the boss. and you know when I want people well. people emulate me they copied me I say. thank you. ah God ah God. what are you doing have a little have a. little dignity inject it into yourself. somehow a lot of people baby on face it.

was a baby and you were like that baby's. done more than either of us the baby on. the ferryman is done more than me and. bad have done and made more money and is. more essential to the production in. every way no one cares what I go to. laugh bought if they come out before me. and go today we're gonna have a magician. who does magic with puppets the audience. would go nuts they fall out of their. seats they'd be twenty five thirty P and. more now cuz more people in knowing.

where some of my fans would be a little. upset until he came out and did it did a. little bit with the puppet and then a. lot of them ago is it that is it. we're already here so I'm just saying I. respect a lot of different people a lot. of different kinds of comedy but I just. there's so yeah sometimes people ask me. to do articles or they'll pitch an. article to me they're like how is it. harder as a gay guy in comedy I'm like. I'm not doing this article like what's.

it like when a gay guy works comedy. clubs I'm like oh I don't know like tons. of gay guys have done throughout history. what are you talking about right I mean. I remember one gay guy in New York is. like I was the first gay guy to work a. comedy club I'm like you know that's. provably untrue that's completely wrong. you saying that I. i I don't I don't hate on anybody you. get all you could press sweating about. you great just come unless here's the.

other thing unless you were kidding. maybe you were kidding when you said. that and then if that was a case I feels. the little stupid now if you were. kidding if you were kidding when you. said that it's kind of funny and well if. I mean if that was a joke then the the.

last quarter of the show was my joke. then I was kidding if you were kidding. then I was kidding but I don't know if. you were kidding and the point is this. it's AB larger point it's not the one. line it's the larger thing it was the. line a lot but it was a larger thing how. beautiful here isn't it's nice what are. we at now 55 55 folks.

Tim Dylan comedy calm we have really fun. stuff coming up we have a lot of cool. [ __ ] happening I'm gonna be a comics at. Mohegan Sun July 20th through the 22nd. July 23rd I'll be at skank fest I'll be. doing some club spots in New York the. last week of June. I said June right June I said July June. 22 28 second O'Higgins son in. Connecticut take it link in the profile. page of my Instagram July 19 2 xx.

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maybe he's too busy maybe he'll be able. to do that don't email him if you're a. clown email him if you're a serious. person. [ __ ] sent some troll email unless. it's funny if it's funny he won't care. but I'm don't really don't jam up the. inbox but whatever we are gonna do the. episode I know that I a lot of people. are like where's not a scam with Wix are. you really a no it's not a scam I told. you something I'm gonna follow through. on my promise if you if you did what I.

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three minutes to pitch whatever project. you want you're in front of tens of. thousands of people you'll pitch. whatever project you want I may ask you. questions about it or I may be so. disgusted and horrified we hang up on. you know I'm sure I don't think we're. hanging up we're gonna ask you you're. gonna get more than 90 but 90s a lot. you're gonna get 90 to pitch 90 is a. good pitch it's too long it's really too. long for most of you most of you got 60.

seconds in you at best I will say a lot. of people that did it yeah use the promo. code so if you if you can't even do that. I mean listen I here's reality I'm just. putting you on anyway I don't even know. I don't even know if my ad department. knows how the promo code work. listen I. I'm gonna put you on if you sent me a. screenshot that you did something you're. gonna be on the show I don't have the. [ __ ] time. to advertise who's lying and that's. advertised when do an investigation and. pull it up and see who's [ __ ] around.

and who just took a picture of Wix or. what I listen we get to you we get to. you we're gonna do that episode is. coming up soon I would imagine we're. gonna record it next week I'm gonna put. it up on my Instagram story or on. Twitter and then after we've done the. episode two weeks later somebody's gonna. mess with me go lose the wit will pay. attention [ __ ] pay attention we're. doing it once and only once you guys are. gonna I swear to god at 45 seconds. you're gonna have nothing I swear to god.

you're gonna [ __ ] nothing and it's 90. seconds to pitch pitch what are you. doing you think that was a joke if you. copy me you know what I say thank you. wait what you think that was a joke you. didn't read the article what are you. talking about the thing that I just. ranted about for 17 minutes it now if I. don't know if it's serious or not oh the. gay thing no what game what K thing did. I even talk about about the comic in the. article who said it's not gay the thing.

when the comic goes when people copy me. you know what I say thanks oh I think. you're talking about the gay comment um. I don't know I have to tell me who said. that off mic and I could have some more. content I don't I I think it was serious. I'm just saying it sounds like I've. heard comics say crazier things than and. this is a talented person but it relax. it's just crazy why comics that say I've.

changed comedy I've said stuff not stuff. like that but I've said stupid stuff. were I've just tried to be funny and it. came off weird and people are like what. you dude so you know I respect everybody. and and if you listen to this show you. know nothing could be further from the. truth than what I just said when I just. said that when that came out of my mouth. I I just said I respect everybody. nothing I've never been anything less. than that yeah jeez.

easily i just said it i respected. everyone everyone's good no i don't mean. a word of that i don't mean a pause i. don't mean any of that there's not one. word of that that i mean but we are. where we are. yeah comic asked you last night how do. you post on instagram with like such. confidence yeah how do you post the. stories and you said you said could i. look at these people like animals i have. contempt for all the people so we just. do what we do and if you like it you. like it that's it.

except you you know who you are. who's ever listening to this you you are. not i'm talking about everyone else them. you are gift from god. you're designed by jesus christ you are. the only fan i want and the only one I. need everyone else is a flaming pile of. dog [ __ ] who I want to see dismembered.

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