145 - King of the Restaurant (Guest: Ray Kump) Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell

and now Tim Dylan is going to have. [Music]. hello everybody welcome to Tim Dylan is. going to hell if you do not have tickets. for the podcast in Austin Texas with Ron.

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how did we were trying for months. more people yeah I've been getting a lot. of calls I've been ignoring them frankly. I feel like it's bad for my career well. you lost your phone. I lost my identity what happened I was. in uber pool yesterday. uber pool with a lovely gentleman who I. believe ended up taking my phone I was. busy playing a cup edge on my Nintendo. switch what is that it's just some game. where you play your Cup and that was I. was playing you should playing a game. where you're a cup and you're shooting. people you're shooting people you're a.

cop yeah like a mug you're the mug is. your brother in the game and you're at. what what up oh okay like a coffee cup. then why are you shooting people it's. like an old-school game an old-school. like old-timey cartoon the important. detail okay the important details I was. immersed I didn't know where my phone. was so again the car but aren't you. playing the game on your phone no I have. a switch oh okay my apologies going. pretty well. yeah so uh yeah I mean I basically got.

on the phone trying to try and log into. Ober to fight on the computer to say hey. like give me my phone back driver and. they start going I will text you a code. to your phone and it's like I have my. phone it's a whole trip around there's a. jerking off my dick and basically. eventually the next day the next morning. like yeah I haven't [ __ ] me a new phone. I have insurance and this guy starts. making fraudulent PayPal charges on my. card. my wisely buying gift cards he's buy.

gift cards yeah from your PayPal now I. had gone to cuz hard to log into your. [ __ ] everything you try to log into. nowadays is very tough they we're gonna. text you a code I have my phone yeah so. and like I have an old iPhone but I was. waiting for the charge because literally. you [ __ ] iPhone 5 use the plug-in for. six hours before charges up you have an. iPhone 5 plus isn't old phone a new hat. Oh cuz I my standards from just keep an. iPhone 5 around for in situations like. this it's a good it's a good call. I'll just throw out you know garbage no.

I don't just throw out garbage yeah a. great Raycom quote don't just throw out. garbage you might need it one I like. that yeah so that's a t-shirt I went to. the bank the you know yeah close the. account or close debit card and they got. some [ __ ] alert like hey Samsung pays. and activated on your phone oh [ __ ] he's. like he's using it to like you know I. thought maybe just someone [ __ ] cuz. you ever drive didn't have it I'd lost. my phone before Hubert runner brings it. back and they're good people.

yeah but this guy it got swiped the guy. was like you know some kind of drug it. was a white he's in an uber pool yeah. he's like a white key really gonna box. of sneak why are you making them white. for the show he's like secret okay. sneaker one of the sneaker kids yeah. like a hypebeast yeah oh yeah yeah. that's what they call them wears a lot. of supreme yeah I think in the sneakers. they love the new sneaker type beasts. your cell phone lifted by a hypebeast on. an uber pool nice extension grab classic.

smash and grab so yeah so I went over. the bank and closed the key card and. they're like you know a brother closing. a second account and then I'm [ __ ]. you go back go back to work and I'm. [ __ ] you know waiting for my phone so. I can get like you know to charge up. they're gonna put a new SIM card in it. and I get this other thing PayPal has. been reactivated like what the [ __ ]. we're going there it's all these goddamn. transactions about gift cards I could. just imagine you sweating angry. screaming flailing your arm. [ __ ] I was [ __ ] stress eating. hot dogs I did not order this gift card. I was so upset I was like I bought hot.

dogs on the street I was eating them. just [ __ ] screaming the computer yeah. and like and so I I like that that's how. you combat. is to eat hot dogs on the street what. look I mean yeah I'm gonna do go go have. a souffle now that's that's a great. point yeah I'm gonna that's a great. point. just eat hot dogs on the street it's. always one scream it's always worked for. me before I bet there was like a family. visiting New York City who just looked. at you and started praying they all just.

clasp their hands and just started. praying what they want see like. Bloomberg ruined tourism absolutely I. agree they wanted to be safe but a while. a little taste they want a little taste. of it they want to see somebody going. off I used to flip out all the time yeah. you were with me enough to know. comfortable yeah and but that's what. tourists want I've said this before. tourists want to see me or someone like. me or you flip out they scream and yell.

and have a breakdown where we are in a. weird way kind of like go to a. prostitute you want a little bit of. danger you want to see someone on the. brink yeah if you come to New York you. want to see somebody on the brink right. a guy like you a guy like me a guy whose. skin flashes red right you don't see. that on TV you don't get it on teeth I. don't know where do you get it in the. Nordic countries I believe no this is. Rudy pred in the veins read a larger man. right smoking or eating a street meat.

right and losing his mind because his. phone was stolen from him in an uber. pool by a hype piece right hi peas slow. my phone delicious the worst thing is I. go onto PayPal say hey I could book. their gift cards or it's a it's a trope. at this point I think he's buying them. for people like I'm not like he's doing. Mother's Day mom what if he started.

donating to Elizabeth Warren with your. we're gonna jump like you just start. getting emails thank you for your. donation to bait out like I'm donating. all the Democratic Canada with your. phone I mean I give you some points at. least but uh the thing is I go dispute. them and they're obvious cars are an. obvious troper scammer so I think it's a. no-brainer so I click like these three. there's like one for 475 once like 400. like. 1,200 bucks all together yeah and I. click them I think in the half hour. later I get a response yeah we looked.

into it did not authorize charges like. [ __ ] off how do you think they looked. into it. I don't maybe it's an algorithm or maybe. I just like maybe the activates like the. webcam on my computer it'll be this slob. and they [ __ ] just said [ __ ] was. Birnam they just said you were. legitimate mark like whoever took your. phone was right to do it right these are. not illegitimate charges you're getting. [ __ ] well you were you were with me. the other night I almost had something. weird how yeah we were juniors in.

Brooklyn right we had a hot dog they. brought the hot dog over it was the size. of the table yeah but the massive. [ __ ] haunted a massive hot dog I mean. this thing was coming out of the bun out. of them off the place double the size of. the bun crazy yeah we go to juniors I. say to that one of the you Busboys hanky. you charge my phone right I give my. phone to the guy the guy takes it. disappears for about a half hour yeah we.

got to leave we go ahead can we get the. farm back everybody in the place doesn't. seem to know where the phone is nor who. the guy is sure they're all aloof drawl. yeah to be fair just set the stage. properly when you're at a restaurant I. don't like you'll you'll shy away from. this you tend to act like you're the. king of the restaurant I am and yet I. because I am you've earned that role. I've earned the role to be the king of. the restaurant but you're grabbing. people as they're walking by going sir. what is this and you're pointing it I. wanted to know it was a house we were.

seated next to a house made of cheese. cake right I wanted to know about. grabbing other people's waitresses and. asking for mayonnaise yes I get a. condiment from everyone on the floor. sure you know I keep people going it. keep mop keep going hey you got gravy. wake up boom the confusion is my point. hey I do bring in a lot of chaos yeah so. uh but yeah in that chaos we find our. true meaning sure yeah you know in. Peterson's run Peterson not me folks. he's a good man. he's fine he's no he's a good man yeah I.

was a bad dude I I don't think he's a. bad dude at all little trite sometimes. we I just I I am and I did this we're. not gonna go into this today. did it on the other thing I'm just I'm. sick of people who need these people. know we've talked about hundred percent. these people that can't wipe their own. ass without a book without a chapter. book they're like I had no idea I had to. pick up the sock on my floor thank God. that these guys are around to write. books telling me to be a person the.

weird thing is and a lot of these people. are from like kind of cushy suburban. right you know existences where you like. the weird thing with this guy is he. seems to be about hierarchies and people. falling to the wayside because they. couldn't cut it. right and like you know Jeremy all right. but then he's trying to like pablo--he's. like shortly he's [ __ ] 24 year old. men until I get like brush your teeth. and like you know don't well I think. what he's trying to do is laudable but.

the people I just can't I I know that. people need [ __ ] right every now and. then you know but to Gary Vee. [Music]. Peterson they've an your chart like all. of that stuff to me is becomes like when. you read it and on a page you go a lot. of this is nonsense. people used to be inspired and look you. can say what was through Arabia you know. TE Lawrence was a girl he raped her. civilization right never maybe then. maybe didn't we don't have time he used.

to be inspired by people who took risks. and went out there and like right oh. this guy had a crazy life I want to live. like that yeah now it's like some guy. who's telling you you know maybe you. should try eating some steak it's like. well the other thing is like there's no. honesty the problem is the lack of. honesty in society right right here's. like people people that take the route. that I've taken someone has to tell them. early on you're not gonna have a good.

life it's not it's not gonna have like. the chances that you were gonna have a. fulfilling you're gonna do the thing you. want which is great but you're not gonna. have this Disney experience that that. you think you're gonna have or that you. see other people have. and the weird thing is these people were. happy at one point to be bent over in a. coal mine right like that was a good. life to them yeah just dying of a suit.

well part of part of my problem with. this new ethos of finding meaning people. don't need meaning but people need. [ __ ] things to do. yeah I'm telling you right now the idea. that everybody's gonna be a fully. actualized human being is insane. they don't need meaning in fact most. people I think are better off kind of. staying at surface level right staying I. like potato salad I like [ __ ] I should. work so that I could have a supply of.

those things you know but we're in the. restaurant I'm being me and this is. you're not justifying him stealing my. dad to the firing squad car elements we. don't know who's shot but my point right. okay yes but you give the guy the phone. and he he could really accept something. we do we'll charge it I'll get it down. and then we finished the meal yeah and. then I was like yeah and he asked us to. the security guy who turns out he's a. guy in a suit yeah like where's the. phone where's the phone and everyone.

gets dumped. everybody gets dumbest just walking. around looking at the floor yeah they. call over to managers they don't know. what's going on I thought you're. overreacting at first a little bit yeah. but then as it went on it went on for. like 20 minutes. I go zero to 60 and I told you I said I. guarantee at the very least this has. happened before. right because the managers had those. faces on like [ __ ] yeah I hope we don't. have to do this I'll go through this. again is this another problem we're. having it's gotta be it look if you're. not getting people with like you know.

ten ten page resumes that work you know. as a guy cleaning plates off the [ __ ]. table right normal job like this is not. like you know so you take you can only. take you can only filter so many people. out yeah and you're taking it popular. you taking the checks you can hustle. going right you can get you if somebody. you mean put it perfectly some European. tourists yes and then are they gonna. push back yeah listen if you leave that. place without your phone you're visiting. from Sweden you're not going back on the.

next day you're like hey so I gave some. guy my god. they're not going back they just buy. another [ __ ] phone and I bet it's not. a bad side hustle right but as you said. you ain't doing that to the king of the. restaurant I [ __ ] walk in here I. order Buffalo shrimp regular shrimp for. the [ __ ] table I'm sitting I'm doing. the right thing we added three entrees. we order cheesecake like we're doing the. right thing we were we were legit and no. I don't need to be stolen from in my own. goddamn City it's the level of like the.

people wouldn't look in the eye yeah. well they know they're walking in and. out they're like looking at their. [ __ ] shoes I've been around enough. scams to know when I'm gonna be the. victim of a scam yeah and I've gladly. been the victim of this guy's scammed. myself oh sure. enough to know when something's at the. very [ __ ] least weird right and I'm. like there's a weird vibe or there's a. vibe like oh [ __ ] yeah what's going on. we have no phone and then nobody knows.

who - dude it is that guy but he knows. who's the guy who was on the floor the. whole night he's old for a whole night. whole night he wasn't he was gone I. didn't see him anywhere God saw him. anywhere right. 20 minutes half hour later he finally. comes out of the kitchen yeah I'll. always do him back there and I'm and by. the way it seemed almost like. happenstance right and I'm like hey the. phone and he's like oh he wet I near the. end the phone yeah [ __ ] looking. laughs and the phone I think was plugged. in right next to the booth that we were. sitting in oh yeah it was not far away.

right they were looking around hey the. guy [ __ ] brings the security guy. comes over remember this they security. guys accusing me of stealing it fine. what's your phone look like yeah it's a. knife yeah he's got picture he's looking. at he's testing you yeah and you think. you know what's the color if it's a. black face yeah and he turns around then. it's a white iPhone he's like well it's. not this one I'm like are you now. accusing me of stealing a [ __ ] this is a. great strategy yeah he's basically.

coming over like hair you trying to get. the better of us are you trying to stay. home this is what Acacio cortes doesn't. realize right you know what I mean. people are gonna this is what she. doesn't realize about human beings at. least American human beings. okay it happens across the racial. spectrum across I'm expecting right we. are a country of scammers slimeball. thieves. yeah and the further you go up the more. scammers there are and stop you know. ubers now in this [ __ ] city are a. trillion dollars so excessive to get.

anywhere because there's a congestion. tax there's a carbon tax so by doing all. these things that are supposedly. long-term good for the environment. you're impoverishing people in the short. term right you're [ __ ] people that. need to get places we have a horrible. [ __ ] we have a horrible subway system. so uber pool and you're raising the. rates and they're raising the thing. either raising the [ __ ] cost of this. failing legacy subway system that's. crippled every [ __ ] day yeah and now. you kid getting an uber pool that's.

twenty eight dollars yeah you know the. owners say like any and look the jobs. they people have people have a jobs. right the other employment so yeah and. be but everyone's working these [ __ ]. service jobs ya know no one's making GM. money and so what is the [ __ ] point. we're gonna save the environment by. impoverishing everybody is that what. we're trying to do they really think. they cannot the go away again - yeah. stay there's not enough people attacks. their way and you know it's amazing I. work in a place is pretty liberal you. know and like you people talking you.

talk about billionaires and then talking. about how like you know they need to be. taxed be taxed and like regardless of. like how they don't and understanding at. all with the machinations of it but just. the ethics of it when you when it comes. up for their taxes they're gloating. about how the expenses they take in. there I got my LLC it's nine is like and. like you say you wanna go it's kind of. the same deal no but I need it more yeah. that's all it is. I need it more yeah there's gotta be a. limit where you well we the problem is. and Bill burr talked about this [ __ ]. individuals at 70 percent have made 10.

million but is is is crazy when you have. corporations that pay no taxes yeah and. they are offshore and they route all. their profits offshore and there's this. whole system of structured finance which. allow in the New York Times to their. credit did a great piece about it how. you have this entire system that has. been erected to route. profits off through these. offshore companies [ __ ] show coming.

there's no corpse and and and these. people that pay no taxes or they go to. cities like New York and London and buy. up real estate with these shell. companies to shield you know their their. tax burden and their ownership interest. and all that stuff and you know listen. man I get it I get the whole joke - rich. concept I'm not against it I understand. that rich people have gotten away with. especially the ones that aren't savvy. right I've gotten away with a lot okay. but a lot of that tax money goes to a.

Defense Department that plunders. resources from around the world and. pillages it does not go to the people. that it should go to that is gonna. redistribute wealth they're gonna shoot. more six-year-old Yemeni girls in the. head yeah it doesn't seem to be. effective and I'm not saying you. shouldn't tax people but it's like you. know we seem to forget that this is an. economy entirely based on war yeah for.

the most part of it for a long time it's. been a long time and this is when you. get into the well you you're being. cynical and you're being there should be. no I'm stating a fact right I'm not. putting any emotion behind it yes it's a. fact we're a war economy. oh no there is no if you if you break. down what makes America exceptional. country yeah you know at stage yeah. because what for a while we had. resources we had industry we're growing.

oh yeah and circumstances of history and. economic history but at this point all. we're doing there is no even though even. the financial industry is not them it's. the biggest capital market but that's. shifting over time it's just the fact. that we have they're like by far even. bring you know accounting for history. proportionately the the most insanely. huge military that the world's ever seen. and we're still growing it right and. it's just like and we don't like it's. like it warps the number two is China.

prior I guess but they're like you know. a fraction of it. yeah I mean we make nothing here yeah. except nickels owns and drones that blow. up sandy weather you know the. scenery of death threatened and so. that's my my thing when I talk to people. I'm like I have no problem with rich. people paying more taxes I have no. problem with corporations paying their. fair share but I am realistic enough to. know that a lot of that money is gonna. go into the coffers of defense industry. right people that are constantly.

creating the new threats of tomorrow. yeah they are creating the new threats. well the other problem was a like you. know say yeah I can actually cut with my. first saw should I make they're like our. visas everything was a porn era but like. they would need Ruger banner and maybe. they were right because when I saw her. she was kind of coming on like was. interviews with the the guys in CNN the. liver is named Jake Tapper yeah and it's. just like she's coming off like yeah I'm. just we're just trying to make it more. reasonable people white people should. have healthier everyone's health care. why don't we and it was just like this.

very neutral like right Jesus Young's. attractive and like yeah we're not crazy. socialist right this is this is normal. you're crazy for attacking it yeah this. might work this myself and immediately. well I haven't over time immediately. when she gets in there this green dude. it's just like like this isn't quasi is. Marxist quasi like like people talk like. the whole thing with the what was it. with the people who shouldn't want to. don't have to work I don't want to work. just have to kind of thing yeah the. people who choose not to work again that. was an early draft or whatever but why.

are there people in your office even. like sketching this out well she is. surrounded by hardcore Marxist 100%. hardcore people that think the profit. motive is completely evil that markets. have no place in the world but it's. never worked these are people who I. guess would rather live in the Soviet. Union then America well they keep I mean. let's be honest would you rather I mean. it seems insane and then they keep. bringing up these Nordic countries that. are not Marxist that are at all a mix. there if you look at Rick so there's.

organizations that like study look the. metrics of economic freedom and. different factors and those gonna like. Sweden is basically a free-market. country yeah that has a social safety. net right but they take the priority to. go hey we're gonna take care of people. but the economy is [ __ ] free-market. economy based yeah I think part of this. is a response to a right-wing that. really is it is it pro all ago. mark plutocracy sure like a right wing. that doesn't give a flying [ __ ] that.

really has become kind of this Koch. brothers radical libertarian you know. let's just have private fire departments. but private enclaves and when you go to. LA you see it man. everybody's behind [ __ ] gates with. security guards and then you drive five. minutes away. and there's tents look if your way all. kids gets dad we have a company that. deals with did you a code did your wife.

get stabbed in the throat we texted you. a card insert the code and you will get. the email to sign you up for our. services and there's a picture of your. dead wife yeah like when that we're not. covering so that's where we are we're at. this [ __ ] place where you have. somebody that's like how about we all. take $80 ubers right until we have no. money. well this or we just you know we and. people like all public transit really.

pay and I'm like you know how bad it's. gonna be if you completely eliminate the. rideshare option sure and just people. are just now packed into this [ __ ]. thing terrible who the L the whole don't. this this whole house of cards with the. l-train yeah there's like they come in. the last minute and they're like we. actually found a way that you're do. Europe does that we're gonna [ __ ]. down if people coming out like two days. later going like I know we always had. this option it's not gonna work it may. be well maybe it won't but the point is. think that the closures are gonna have. on the L it's still like all weekend and. nights and [ __ ] and it's like yeah and. yeah and you're also gonna [ __ ] the.

thing that could offset that a little. bit yeah the [ __ ] right it's well. they don't care but they they really in. this comes in this city typically hate. the poor they want them to leave they. don't want them here well yeah like I. don't need any poor I mean like the. working lower-class. no because and this is the problem when. you have this hyper capitalist attitude. where it's literally just about money. right the money does not have to come. from people here that work here anymore. yeah and that's what people have kind of. realized but if you just have this be a.

vertical money laundering scheme and. capital pours in from all over the world. from Kazakhstan from. guy that poisoned a river in Zambia a. mining magnate in India. you you you really don't need you need. worker bees you need drones you need. people to keep doing that but you don't. really need to support a quality of life. for human beings that aren't what you. consider a net plus yeah for a while you. needed people to work in the diners.

that's all over now is we're so richer. there's getting private chefs and the. reality is how many of those places in. five years are gonna be fully automated. yeah fully [ __ ] automated and that's. what's terrifying X robot that's why it. was sex robots you go to a diner you get. your dick sucked while you while you. wait for mozzarella shitty mozzarella. sticks. you know they still suck they still. terrible they're still horrible they're. still burned blows I was that bad that's. what you have Andrew yang out there. talking about the guaranteed income. 2,000 bucks a month. yeah yeah hey can you plea can we just. give these meth head truckers like a.

thousand bucks let's give them a grand. achievement I mean listen yang is it. dude look you know it's so funny it's. like you look at all the issues we talk. about campaigns no one really talks. about automation right nobody talks. about AI nobody really talks about. militarism in an intelligent way they. all ignore all of that but and and. climate change is kind of ignored - yeah. all of these things are ignored and. instead what did we even talk about the.

last to let like I'm trying to remember. like what was it like button issues. let's be fair right I mean look it was. pretty garish we're talking about [ __ ]. Greg Ryan like IV trumpets Andy yeah. yeah there was no thought to anything. that's going to completely right the. fact that like Hillary couldn't had to. defend yourself that like yeah I am I. saying she wasn't shady but it's just. like yeah it's almost like you do some. dirt so you don't have to talk about the. real [ __ ] I'd love to be a fly on the. wall at that dinner right up in. Chappaqua New York like what now what do. you put yourself because we you know we. hosted the show for a long time we read.

a lot and interviewed a lot of people. about these powerful dynastic or people. with at least the the aspirations to be. dynastic but you know upstarts right and. what do you think is going through there. do you think that sheet. has has [ __ ] fully admitted it's over. now because I would love and I've said. this here I would love all these. Democratic candidates to destroy each. other in the primaries I'd like to see.

her get back in and win only because. yeah I watched this like house of cards. yeah and I think it's a great storyline. to watch for her to get back into the. rest of all kind of punks. there'll be the gangster she's a. gangster and there is Trump is not there. is no wall it's not raining Wall Street. and there is no populist revolution yeah. all of it all event has been primarily. bluster.

I mean look he's he's really the. enforced immigration on that aspect yeah. it depends on how dark the hearts of. these people are at this point because. if it might appeal to them they put. those kids in cages that might be ashore. they might love that right bother than. that that's really you said it's all. talk but there's a kid in the kite. that's right there he's show know about. look at that kidnap cage I imagine if. they start having rallies exalting him. for putting them in the bags if a kids. like yeah they have laid use an effigy.

they have like ten kids in the cage is. like no like I deserve to be parents are. putting their kids in can drop their. kids are like the kids like there's just. a little kid in a cage and it's not a. protest it's a celebration it's a. celebration of law and order baby in. that cage he knows he belongs there. happy [ __ ] that's my goddamn later. people have problems okay.

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mean there is there is no better cabinet. than Hillary let's get real. I mean Biden I don't know Biden seems. Campos he doing hugging people more than. ever I don't know Bernie Bernie is the. only person right that other than. Hillary I think has a shot well here's. the big dollars of fed Yahoo the gag the. game a or a sweet guy but this is not. gonna work it's not me I like him but. he's not he's not box office know he who. else we got in there Warren is a clown.

well she's going straight for a piece. from there so maybe it's a I mean let. them do whatever they want he's not. getting removed they taking a Peacham. they have one guy who I'll bring up in a. second yeah here's the thing well the. situation is that who is gonna come to. Hillary and say hey it's over lady. there's no one there who like who Terry. McAuliffe or who found Podesta yeah who. has the clout there is no one really. guiding the Democratic Party no the way.

you have like Obama would maybe be. somebody if he got invite him and say. hey [ __ ] it's over though that he run. is her VP I guess now I don't know I you. cuz you might be able to run and then. just it doesn't skips you in succession. well you wouldn't be able to take time. to think if he could run as a VP I I. wonder if they would keep you from that. they've had if they had foreign VP's. before I don't know it's possible I mean. because no I here's why because if the. president dies and you become the. president hears it then you'd be serving.

a it Trump assure us anything is like. the Lord oh man Hillary's in there. Biden's getting in but no one's gonna. vote for him because he's a little bit. of creep he'll order creep I mean he's. hugging MVAs hatching a bit but it does. seem warm he seems like the kind of guy. who it was ever me I could never pull. that off yeah like you see him doing it. why can't I do that I'll tell you right. now I've watched some of it I don't love. it right I see it as a like.

I say to myself I'm not I don't think. he's a pedophile I don't think he's any. of that because no he touches girls oh. okay people kids get very uncomfortable. around him I just think that it's it's. enough of an issue yeah. to probably knock them off oh I think I. think we've entered an age besides of me. too even though like you know it's kind. of seems to be over unfortunately it's. but I think we have gotten away from.

touching to Lourdes then we're over time. yeah well yeah I mean listen III just. cuz again looking at this from straight. story line if I am by the way now if I. had faith anyone who was gonna be. elected was gonna do anything good right. I would I would support that prayer I'm. not yet but you know a Sanders is a guy. that I could probably support because I. think that he's enough of a shock to the. system but do I know and my black heart. of hearts they you know four years of.

him what's he gonna get like free. Community College I I know what these. people are up against I think when it. comes to changing the system they either. look a few a few cycles back and yeah. maybe take another look at the crazy. Howard Dean interesting cuz that's a guy. who might be able to harness not the our. dean member howardino did the scream and. that one scream yeah and in his career. well it was the nail in the coffin.

people always forget though that speech. was happening because he just had a huge. upset loss in the [ __ ] primary right. so he was already calm people like this. guy's a little nuts but i will say that. when when you know anything short and. i'm not endorsing this no okay but it. does seem like anything short of a. violent thing doesn't really change this. doesn't change the the system is so big. sure it'll either collapse under its own. weight or it'll be I mean listen I'm all.

for getting is socialized medicine I'm. all for these things but let's be. completely honest about what is going on. well people say well we've gotta get. money out of politics as if that's like. the so we gotta figure it out. that's the process the whole thing got. any a politics not only is that the. whole thing in the UK yeah they do not. have the money in politics like we do. right they have a lot of the same. problems sure they're doing a lot of the. same things wrong back there all over.

the world yeah they're [ __ ] or like. they're not you know there's a lot of. the same critiques of their society and. their foreign policy as you you know and. back to Sweden I mean first of all they. admit but you talk these guys who like. you know economists who are in Sweden. look right yeah we text a rich but we. also like heavily taxed to poor in the. middle class was everybody's tax yeah a. lot which is fine I mean they're getting. a lot for their money so it's yeah but. also like I mean at first it didn't work. out that well but they kind of learn.

from their mistakes they they've. exploited they invested their pension. funds really well yeah and they. basically exploited Western capital. markets and like either we have a. Yahoo's here trying to make a billion. Bob short and it just looks smartly you. kind of exploiting that and even if we. did the right thing who is big enough of. in the economy that we could rather than. their back that's the problem. yeah either we who where's our pension. fund going well when I talk to people. that are really hardcore leftists or not. even leftist but hardcore like I would.

say Marxist a lot of them fall into two. groups one they're wealthy and somewhat. guilty right okay number two there's. some tragedy that that they have either. experienced or or or or been a party to. and like they've seen like because. there's a lot of there's a lot of. problems out there and capitalism. especially the the strain of it that we. have which you've always talked about is.

not purely Adam Smith but capitalism. yeah it is a hybrid of the public and. private sector in the worst possible way. right ed in a Congress and Senate who. are being blackmailed by intelligence. agencies that are running around. assassinating people and fixing a. letting like so what what the. criminality that we've got going on. there are people that have kind of lost. their belief in the system and want to. burn the whole thing down.

sure and and that's on the right they. are also the same people the people that. are in the fault right are no fans of. this free market system well if you look. at Nazism yeah and you know let's but. got like Friedrich Hayek who's somebody. might be familiar with one of his big. things was drawing a parallel what book. the heart the far-right Nazis in the far. left Marxist or a lot close. hate Western liberalism for gray which. is what was called back then like just.

capitalism and free markets and people. haven't freedom basically like they'll. swear they've actually switched sides. he's observed why did these students. would go back and throw sure free. Marxism and romp yeah yeah but they. would never go to like you know it's a. free market [ __ ] well it does seem like. I think the collat of the issues with. neoliberalism is that in this it is so. easily gamed right and that you know. there's a certain type of person that. thrives in that system and and and that. that system is you know easy to exploit.

yeah and you look at authoritarianism. and you go well if we could clamp down. then it but then that brings up another. whole host of problems sure it was. rereading Road to Serfdom which is a. book ero basically about how any like. any the premise is that basically even a. well-meaning socialist system will. eventually fall into fascism right and. you can dispute if you want but it was. interesting when you're rereading it and. this is a guy who like free-market. people hold up as their yeah and the. opposite goes look at this these you.

know just basically crony and our cabin. and in the first introduction he's going. like look it's not only permissible in. the capitalist state to have a. regulation that increases comprehension. it's it's it's we want that is that's. better is its optimal yeah it's long as. you're [ __ ] with the price mechanism but. like you know but like yeah regulate. this [ __ ] like this idea that my. capitalism is tied to no regulation it's. crazy it's it's insane yeah. and that and that's the problem we have. now is your new podcast with your.

girlfriend Lucy Steiner our love is. disgusting about anarcho-capitalism. capitalism but filtered through a lot of. the pictures you're posting or graphic. well they graphically is disgusting I. mean well they are they're both our. tongues are touching to PDA. its public display of affection on. Instagram right what is it son love is. discussing what is this about well we're. both sexual beings and we both have a.

weird sexual peccadilloes I looked at a. lot I think I think it's true he's very. open about all her issues oh sure yeah I. mean in the first episode we're talking. about one of her basically an extended. rape fantasies she had a better guy in. the woods something at dinner the other. night that she talked about on stage is. that true yeah is it that's true yeah. she burns up on the on the different. podcast and and it's that she had sex. with her father well I wouldn't say it. was rape I guess well her father raped. her I mean about this yeah maybe I.

should we talk about this openly but. yeah but that's something happened. cheese it's it's it's an unfortunate. thing is how old young yeah not good no. we really talked about in our podcast. too much right but uh but something but. she's very you know chichi may has jokes. on stage about and she's it's I've never. met anyone who is that willing to make. light of the dark Vista way I would. anyway you would well I would be but my. parents didn't rape me right but I would. be no but it'd be great jokes I'm more.

like than that it's not you know it is. fun it's hey it's a hoot the show is not. so much about you know trauma is right. you know me we discussing how she could. peg me or we write when one night we had. a show where we're talking about you. know why won't you piss on me and [ __ ]. was I wasn't try convince her now you. have to piss on me but you want to make. a schedule out of it and I'm like no why. is possible you think you're deep. platformed and Alex Jones just put back. on I mean that's the goal Jones get put. back on Twitter and you'll be taken off.

Twitter where agent provocateur is yeah. it is it is an interesting idea you guys. are both very open and if you're into. sexual fetishes or fantasies or just. being open and looking real it is it's. comedy first. yeah we're comedy first which you know. it's just it's it's a subject it's child. rape and peace fetishes later yeah but. it's first though is it's the primary. thing as being for holiday it's honestly. I. my podcast come that's still going on. sure but I feel in love you if you liked.

all that was disgusting check out comp. sure I'm lacking but everyone I think. I'm really proud of was watching a. Tonight Show set the other day and I. would today in my oeuvre and I was going. what is comedy now like what it like. you've always had a great outlook on. this but literally what is this like I. was watching it and I was saying to. myself yeah I can no longer. differentiate what is done in an open. mic from what is done on The Tonight.

Show from what is done on like a special. on HBO like you sure look happy people. going back to the open mic right after. yo you show me a few years back or you. show me some clip and you like this I. mean Eileen I don't know what it was so. funny I said is it good and you go I. don't even know you're like I don't even. know anymore it's it's here's a problem. yeah I don't think that this the idea. that this cities for anymore full of.

amazing comedy that's right to be and. that people just being overlooked I. don't know that's true right I think you. know I but I do think a lot of this. stuff is more like people are just safer. people are I think it's trickled down. over the years I not that you want edge. Lord comedy but you want people to be. taking risks on stage you want things. that would be a little uncomfortable and. you want to see someone like you know. sit in a comfortable premise and then. work back and like get you back on board. that's the whole reason for this thing. right I mean isn't that what to try but.

what I what I what I see now is I see. people that are doing a Mad Libs yeah or. they're essentially like these little. building these little castles of words. and puzzles and some of them are better. at it than others some of them are more. entertaining than others but it's kind. of getting it feels corny yeah it feels. corny and it feels like I cycle I talk. to younger people like and they this. point you know the people who were 10. years younger than me or 22 you know I'm.

getting so you've seen his next. generation kind you know come of age and. they're like there were Saints on. comedies like oh I like her she's chill. oh is that what yeah I only like just. chill. they really this younger generation. doesn't like conflict get in general. they don't write conflict I mean I'm. sure there's no people stabbing each. other to go out there but in general. they like people who don't like I think. the idea of chill is just like you're. not like you kind of just don't care and. you're kind of detached and kind of yeah.

I also think like nobody wants to be in. awe of people and yet like I've talked. about that the other day where I said. you used to have acts that you'd be in. awe of you watch Carlin and this you're. in awe even go back to rolling stones. Tina Turner anybody and now a lot of the. things that that that you know are. attractive to people are really things. where people like I can do that and. they're right yeah they're correct well. even the stuff that's good like for.

twenty ten fifteen years now at least. there hasn't been like consensus popular. rock music right gone like why the last. thing or Black Keys yeah but like and. but there's tons of like you hear good. baby fat baby in here let's get bad baby. cuz there is some good [ __ ] yeah still. happening what's my pleasure that bad. baby that song where she goes white. Porsche white Jay why do I find that. keep going. no but the point there is good stuff out. there but like they'll everyone wants it.

to be a band they can see in a bar right. I saw them when there were new has. always been there but that's become the. whole like every every bands gonna have. three thousand people on patreon that. keep them going but no one wants a huge. act no one wants to offer arena act and. look sometimes when it was like you know. the Foo Fighters all right I can see how. it's a little I mean they're fine but. like I get but you know when you had. guys like Bruce and you had guys you. know even like Nirvana and like you know. Jimmy great be Smashing Pumpkins live. let's let's listen a bad baby please.

pump it up. she's like [ __ ] these homes for like you. know wayward children yeah get them well.

that's always been great arts bins. yes I mean really spin I don't want. somebody in Juilliard I want this dirty. [ __ ] I mean if we ignore all the. [ __ ] classic rock bands that you know. whose dads were CIA agents sure but you. know otherwise it's always poor people. shut out the Dave McGowan on the other. side but this is like this is where it's. at now you need and people are surprised. like why is she good it's like she's. good cuz she's an animal. yeah but that's what we want turn it up. again Harry alright thank you.

see this is the type of girl that you. you you don't want your son to marry. well maybe now you do but like what's. good about her is that she's this is. literally somebody who is a garbage. person you know yeah but that's what I. want right I want somebody who is.

authentically a hefty bag what's. interesting is yeah you had gangster rap. right you had guns Biggie and Tupac who. maybe biggie more than two bobbies a. legitimate a guy from the street Tupac. and these parents who know yes my point. is but they were they were doing the. real [ __ ] that was reflecting the lower. class at the time and people were in bad. situations yeah Society said not good. enough right he watch trash here he. wasn't realize yeah yeah yeah the. maniacs and you and really I mean and.

you need to go with crazy white people I. think this is to get the real like oh. you had the opportunity you just you. spoil taking a trip you just double your. privilege and you threw in the GARP well. there's something about there's. something about you know like there's. something that's. funny about like you know the system for. introducing new talent for a while was. like [ __ ] game shows it's like. American Idol the voice yeah and so. here's a girl that went on dr. Phil and.

goes catch me outside how about that. yeah I beat my mother's ass yeah and. it's like okay but then you listen to. music and you're like oh that's exactly. what she should be doing and say right I. mean oh yeah this is I'm not saying. she's [ __ ] the ho I'm saying for the. genre of music she's doing why the [ __ ]. not I don't like it when people take the. cheap shot and go look the president is. doing this [ __ ] yeah young people are.

looking up to it but that means that if. the president is doing that how trashy. is she anymore. this country's [ __ ] what my whole. point was that a game show host is a. president bad baby. the girl on dr. Phil is one of our top. rising recording on the worst thing in. the world would be for this civilization. to survive yeah that would be horrible. the worst thing that could ever happen. would be for us to reverse the. correcting effects of global warming can.

you what does this look like in 50 years. here's the thing we still it's still. gonna be documented like the Roman. Empire where we don't quit was a blood. poisoning yeah everyone go crazy and. like you know the Huns this and that. they gotta know. so what thousand years sooner you look. back in America and see it collapsed. like this I was watching the Kardashians. the other day I think they're great I. like them I I can't hate them because. they've played the game so well yeah but.

I mean that's part of the problem with. these chill kit they also respect the. hustle too much well but here's allowed. me to make a point. Kardashians because I think this gets. lost on people they have a family of. people there who have completely created. an entire infrastructure to exist in to. thrive in I mean I don't think.

there's ever been uh other than the. bushes I'm not even kidding a family. that's maybe more successful at managing. their public image and the media and. like you know working with [ __ ] I. mean the young girl Kylie's a. billionaire right and I like saying hey. I use this cologne and but I mean what's. remarkable there's something fascinating.

about if you don't watch it that's like. I don't watch that show a lot but every. now and then I'll put it on I don't. watch it for like who is their drama I. watch it and I'm like what is going on. here. that makes this a true cuz I'll even. watch it now go I find myself I'm. relatively intelligent I find myself. going this is kind of interesting why. what why is it interest and what's. remarkable is am I saying it's all done. cynically but it's remarkable how it. worked out that like you have is. speaking about is rich beautiful women.

you know ant with getting ass implants. is do important videos get famous yes. [ __ ] [ __ ] and that that family is. also on the spearhead of those almost. progressive with Caitlyn Jenner I'm. saying interesting overlap it's amazing. it's amazing and people don't give it. the credit and they come from the best. part of my childhood the OJ Simpson. trial right the OJ Simpson trial was the. best part of my childhood because every.

day there was something new and fun yeah. on television and they come from that. like dude these four I am not kidding I. sometimes think they are kind of quasi. religious figures if it wasn't for the. one-two punch to refuse a part of the. Iraq first Iraq war and just go to. youtube and get up just say no J Comedy. Central. don't play it yeah I'll tell you in the. play this is my first time on Comedy. Central in 1995 okay isn't between I. open between the first Gulf War and OJ.

would you even be like 24-hour cable. news at all yeah the creators all day it. created it spawned this family and then. they and they what I love is I love that. I hate the Hilton's I've always hated. the hill. and the Hilton's they totally displaced. the hilts right Oh. Kardashians came in and [ __ ] she used. to be Paris Hilton's like assistant and. stylist and they came in and totally. just [ __ ] display what's the weird. thing is like at this point are they. rich I don't know maybe not.

are they richer than the actual Hilton. family I don't know but I would say that. if you took all their wealth together. I probably Wow I'm good for a while I. was like oh well you know like and also. got me maybe not I mean we'll do that. let's take a look at this by the way. let's take a look at your Shane no J my. first time on Comedy Central. here we go let's make sure the volumes. up and we can enjoy this this is a. sketch about the OJ Simpson trial that. they were playing and that was my no you.

were great I did well I don't know what. that means well they were playing it as.

a commercial as a promo like just say no. J watch Comedy Central oh okay because. everybody you gotta remember everybody. was watching the OJ Simpson trial all. the time so there was there's a few. different cable networks that were like. hey can you [ __ ] rip we're here hey. you think for coming that would maybe. make a funny promo but whatever come on. you know you know you know what it is. what do you knew the [ __ ] [ __ ]. they tried listen I will say this by.

Comedy Central they've made some of the. funniest [ __ ] out there yeah the best. South Park Nathan for you Reno 911 candy. they're literally no the mark of a. worker over the problem at that time. they were doing great doing great work. now I if you're if you're if you're. listening out there and I know some of. you are don't ruin it don't ruin it. sometimes you just walk away from the. table. when you had a good meal you don't order.

the dessert which everybody goes is. telling you so but they've done a lot. Dave done a lot of cool [ __ ] but the. there's something fascinating man when I. look at that Kardashian family I'm like. this mom this mother Kris Jenner and the. way that she's been able because you got. to think about it. the kids are remark now Rob is the only. one that doesn't fit in with the program. so he's out he's told he's done he got. fat you sell socks whatever yeah.

but she's been able to kind of corral. the rest of them and somehow overlap. with the NBA remarkably I mean and then. Kanye Kim is not married to color though. so it's a wild ruin him or is he already. come on the way I think he has issue. yeah but I don't think they helped yeah. I think and now Ryan Seacrest like. helped create that show really yeah. that's why he's you know oh that's why. he was like I couldn't be to him I can't. me to him standing on the thing is a.

[ __ ] me to me don't so it is weird man. i watch that show and I'm like this. family it's an interesting thing is this. I mean they still have all the shows. like you saw it's not winding down well. they have them one main show I don't. know how many other shows they have I. think they just return to the main show. because now they have so many other. business like like the the kid has a. fashion line she's a billionaire to make. up lunch she's a billionaire all the. respect for them. yeah great hustle great but these kids. who like somehow it's like they it's.

cool to sell to me like I used to mean. yeah I was never I was never the test. balloon I was never a guy that the. advertisers were worried about right but. that being said I used to scull. advertisers were they were trying to get. to stuff more in his lip they were. trying to get to you but yeah but the ID. always found that like kind of gross. when like the ad was to because it used. to be like you know I'm not saying that. I don't when I talk about them or bad. baby I'm not saying this is a hooray for. society I've been pretty clear about my.

feelings about society and its direction. I don't think there's any confusion here. well what I'm saying is when you look at. this [ __ ] and you look at what has. happened. and you look at them as a family you go. you go what an interesting family to. represent essentially America I mean. they represent America more than anyone. we've ever elect I'm barely even asking. this but yeah. Kim could win the presidency right I. think probably yeah I mean who was gonna.

I gotta be honest with you I would vote. for her yeah I I'm telling you right now. I would vote for uh I think she's. smarter than a lot of people sure I'm. not kidding I know that a lot of people. now are gonna be angry with me or be of. sad I got all these messages you know. [Music]. but I I don't think she's like a dolt I. know never thought that well lucky you. she's a hard worker too I know people. that know her she works her ass off.

there's a thing look you don't have to. cut great as I said nobody would have. predicted that the way the show is gone. the last 10 minutes of it would just be. a hard core defense of the Kardashians. like nobody could have predicted where. this would go bees iggins egg but but no. but the idea is like people really who. just accomplish very little in their. life yes they love to talk about how. smart someone worked that hard I mean. just getting up every day and doing. these photo shoots is more than most of.

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comedy you'll see people that tweet all. day criticizing other comics those. people and I've said [ __ ] about the. late-night shows I think suck and. whatever but like you see people that. criticize comics all day and you realize. oh you guys are not interested in doing. anything yourself right you don't have. it to do it because you're probably. terrified of failing you're terrified of. people like oh they're scared of. rejection they're not scared of. rejection they're scared of getting the. opportunity and failing they'll shoot on.

these YouTube comics. yeah if making these videos who are. better and funnier than 90% of what's. out there I think you're making these. great videos I started making videos. recently yeah. and look I don't think you're the most. amazing thing but yeah just go out and. do something do it and when I watch. stand-up now and I don't know what. happened but over the last six months a. lot of stand-up has started to blend. together to me where I can barely to. tell you who's who and why they're doing. it none of these people seem to have a.

perspective or a personality none of. these people seem interesting and again. I'm not gonna attack them and be like. you stalk and this thought you should. have a show but it's like just speaking. very generally yeah and it's not. throwing Barb's in anybody the art form. itself has kind of become milquetoast. well yeah the guys who look over you. always have this kind of like. between like the the Bill Hicks camp if. you will yeah and then little more like. guys who would get on you know courtly. get sitcom gigs yeah I am assuming there.

was a more legitimate divide years ago. but now the guys who were filling the. Bill Hicks role again in a milkman did. not be there like I mean Hicks and Colin. were like taking on the military. industrial complex. like Middle American [ __ ] like dick. jokes and stuff but it's like these. people who's so safe but you're acting. like they're these are tours and he's. [ __ ] like yeah there is no more there. is no more counterculture right there. really truly is not a lot of people on. the counterculture I think there's a lot. of people who because Trump was elected.

they tend to think that all of the. progress over the last 50 years been. erased right so then they believe that. they are standing against the tide of. all of this stuff that's supposedly. coming back where if you look at and I'm. not saying it isn't harder for certain. groups of people but if you look at the. numbers here most people are pro-choice. most people are kind of pro gay marriage. especially in the younger generations. most people are aware of racism not to. say that they're too effective in doing.

anything about it but like the election. of this guy does it mean that everything. has been reversed right and that now. you're the I just find that a little. gross cuz like yeah I mean racism still. a problem and you want clusion but like. there's no sense of like I even when you. thought it was better twenty years ago. you were still I mean you even Obama. like he's [ __ ] drone striking. Pakistani weddings killing kids no one. cares no one gives a [ __ ] about the. restaurant world no one cares we. literally act like a literal Empire yeah. and we're just starting war Bush shorts.

of anywhere from 100,000 to a million. people died I think there was protest I. mean no one protest but I mean this is. the Trump is terrible. yeah in my opinion yeah you can disagree. sure but yeah he's a pourraient he's. saying terrible he's bad for society. yeah is he worse than bush no no and and. the the thing is it exposes us and our. core we are the only business left in. America sadly is the entertainment. business and we are all very invested in.

the idea of how we come off yeah and. what we but. the real true nature of what we're doing. as long as it's [ __ ] like underground. and we don't see it we don't hear it and. it doesn't rise to the top and it. doesn't bleed into the national news and. we don't give a [ __ ] because it takes. research it takes caring it takes you to. take a few minutes away from whatever. the [ __ ] you're doing and people just. really have no interest in that they. want to feel like when people voted for.

Obama they felt like they were moving. the country in a positive direction some. of them were but then you had five wars. and you had Yemen being destroyed and. you had Syria Libya and you had Iraq and. Afghanistan and the weird thing is I. think is journalists being intimidated. all of that oh yeah with wasn't well in. large with torture he campaigned to a. certain extent unlike when I were going. to encourage whistleblowing and then was. had the worst record and by the way this. is not even a knock on Obama this is the.

idea that this is the way the system. just continually were the tragic thing. is I'm cynical I don't think he was like. you know but I do think of the pool of. people yeah he was one of the more like. he wanted to do the right thing I. believe he threw a certain said he did. never it's still like that is that's. what people don't get and this is what. people don't get about Bernie Sanders. and this is what people will get about. Trump and this is what seawood people. seem to not get about anybody is that. any one person is going against hundreds. of years of the will of the system right. think about an animal that's been fed.

every day to become this you know unruly. beast yeah and then you're one guy. somebody hands you a sword and you go in. there and you're like all right let me. try to do something and you know maybe. can injure its leg but it's dis is still. a massive operation. people are so acting or talking is if we. have as paradigm where like you could. shame people when I've shamed. politicians when reality is like the the. insurmountable thing it would seem is. that you have corrupt Pete we talk about.

corruption. yeah but they act like oh well we can. kind overcome that but you're asking for. corrupt people to vote against vote for. the things that will remove their power. and it's des I don't know how this. changes without some type of truly wild. thing whether it's a world war whether. it's an integral. lactic problem whether it's a massive. die-off I like a pandemic because the. sad thing is that you know if you did. have a lot of violence on the street I'm. not advocate yeah but that's you know if.

you didn't have that you would probably. play into the hands of fascism or play. into the hands of the people that would. then just unleash the amazing power of. the state right to clamp down on it I I. think you'd have to have mass civil. disobedience you'd have to have Matt but. I choose you get on Agent Provocateur. rocket or throwing a [ __ ] you know it. becomes a problem yeah I'm trying to get. hedges in here and we'll be and I may. mean him all maybe talk about you know. but I think what's far more likely.

what's far more likely it's just a slow. unwinding yeah you know yeah and and and. the next fifty years being a fifty year. of fifty years where the people that you. will see rising to positions of power. are charlatans hucksters Connors because. those are always the people who comment. at the end and they'll fight over the. scraps well the interesting thing is let. me talk about before like yeah the.

normal thing would be in this case for. like his empire to unwind itself over. the course of a century right but you. still have this like insane military. show so do we store war with China you. know or it's not being these people. nothing is beyond these P so I guess. that's gonna be interesting so I think. it's beyond these people a lot of people. in the upper echelons of society you're. stunningly naive willfully ignorant of. what's going on I think there's a you. know you got Harvard and Yale and all. these people they are they are products.

of a system that rewards conformity and. encourages the type of discourse that. leads to one conclusion in in most cases. you know and that's why you have the. rise of the far right and the far left. because these are people that are. offering another option probably not a. better option right but another option. they're giving you the illusion of.

action they're giving you the illusion. of something's going on but I don't know. you know when I talk to people all the. time. like well what happens how does it play. out I go I don't know anything I just. know they're from talking to you and. we're talking other people I know about. economics we are a big a big event will. probably be when the dollar is no longer. the reserve currency right is that I. mean and then that's seamless and I've a. few people have said that that becomes. that will be an event and people and. anyone moving away from that you know. number of reasons I guess but is that.

was kind of a real big concern. immediately like you know and people. thought by now even they might be coming. and they seems we've kind of shored up. like that for a while but I just it's. we're built on such a half's of cards we. can't down through this whole Keynesian. bubble [ __ ] yeah it's remarkable they've. kept it going for what do you make of. the Steven Pinker's of the world who are. like it's great everything's good. because they do point to statistics of. like people coming out of poverty in the. third world people being lifted out of. poverty. infant mortality you know the the. ability to stop diseases breakthroughs.

and science and technology the. availability of medicine like things. like that going forward that they have a. rosy outlook what do mean look here's a. problem it's undeniable to me that. capitalism and the efficiency that goes. along with it and then number other. effect you know getting in the. controlled way has able to kind of raise. up a lot you know this short culture if. it wasn't that but yeah and so yeah. we're better off than we were but also. like yeah the Industrial Revolution the. technology revolution but that also came. through our capitalism and like the. capitalism if nothing else is efficient.

right right but you need to like mind. the store you have to like you know make. people aren't you know just tearing each. other country apart well also there's a. lot of ethical and moral problems and. you know Slava G Zack and Peterson had. that debate which was kind of went. nowhere but right you know Slava. Dziedzic at that point where it's like. you're gonna now hit this real moral. question where you have bio-tech yeah. you know going into some very scary.

interesting places and if we're just. looking at efficiency right we're gonna. be in trouble because you're looking at. some very very questionable areas what. bugs me about because it's become very. efficient they just put a chip in your. arm so that if. pass out somebody could know what. medications you're on what diseases you. have what any of your problems are so. that is the efficiency of the market and. you see action see look it's a response. the other day first of all where Boyd.

Franklin say what kind of in the asking. what kind of government we're gonna have. he's like a republic if you can keep it. short and the ideas really and I believe. it's that's really a powerful sentiment. in the idea that like it was a captain. no we've not kept it but you know and I. think a hundred years ago you know. whether you're on the right or the left. is people who talk about how the the. average worker the average working guy. whatever immigrants and we're much. better informed and much more engaged in. the facts and in politics yeah in just. you know in in the in the world and. they've spent a hundred years using them.

you know advertising and television and. movies and music to basically you know. combination of you know Brunton mind. control but also just like desensitizing. okay like yeah go go play your IP right. right and I get it it's fun I like I. like video games you like what cut the. cup yeah I like the cup head yeah yeah. but then what happens you lose you. father lose my [ __ ] phone phone and. then you you're in this terry gilliam. film with like no you did make that. purchase right [ __ ] you. yeah and that's where we are that's. where we are we're all in an uber pool.

playing a cup game losing our phone. trying to get a password and everybody's. telling us to [ __ ] off right where can. people find you. our love is disgusting it's on itunes on. every platform check with me and Lucy. Steiner I think it's a getting on the. ground floor but I think this one's. going places log your social media a. trake pump on Twitter and Instagram and. you can find me there and yeah I'm out. of here folks I'm in LA full time.

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