The Pat McAfee Show | Wednesday September 8th, 2021
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thank you. the Pat McAfee show there will be no. rules for our guests for us for the. things we could talk about speaking his. mind I've never had a problem expressing. my opinions or my thoughts or anything. like that while being relatable I. haven't had that manufactured fake ass. celebrity that a lot of people have. whenever they go on those big networks. I've had a chance to really build my.
crew build my following build my. audience and ridiculous what am I. supposed to do so I'm supposed to look. at something that I can definitely. afford and say nah is that what I'm. supposed to do the Pat McAfee show. starts in three three two one good. afternoon beautiful people it is. Wednesday September 8th 2021 years after. the year zero and tomorrow's officially. NFL kickoff game day.
a little bit of the Calm before the. storm there ain't much to talk about. today I'm gonna be honest there'll be a. lot of reaction obviously to what Aaron. Rodgers said yesterday around the Sports. World there's a lot of conversations and. predictions and everything projections. and a lot of that we will ultimately end. up doing that as well we will pick our. Super Bowl. teams. today wow. wow if you do recall one year ago AJ. Hawk said he thought the Dallas Cowboys. in the Kansas City Chiefs will be in the. Super Bowl he said that with a straight.
face because Big Mike McCarthy was going. down to Dallas and he had the utmost. faith in them they lose their franchise. quarterback AJ looked like a student. throughout the entire year and we. referenced it numerous times as the. season went on I did predict Tampa Bay. and Kansas City although I wasn't the. only one okay a lot of people were. predicting that when you look at the. roster when you look at the paper what. those two teams were expected and. projected to go so maybe this year I'll. make a little something different maybe. I'll shake it up a little bit can't wait. to hear what the boys think can't wait. to hear what AJ Hawk thinks we have.
Chuck Pagano on today okay yeah he. coached uh at all levels of football for. like 33 years before retiring last year. damn uh he was last with the Chicago. Bears his defense coordinator he sailed. off into the sunset after beating. obviously Leukemia and every football. team I think the immense amount of. stories that he has he was Michael coach. I'm very thankful for he created Chuck. strong I mean a foundation that has. raised like I think at this point maybe. a hundred million I don't know. that seems like a lot but I think.
they've raised like 20 40 50 I don't. know a lot of it Jim Mercy just bet two. million dollars a free throw together. the Chuck strong Foundation incredible. legendary human he will be joining us. every single Wednesday this season for a. nice coach to soft chalk segment where. we will ask him about situations that. coaches have found themselves in the. thought of some coaches and he told us. just the other day he's not looking to. get a job with anybody anymore so [ __ ]. it all yeah come on Chuck can't wait to. chat with Chuck he'll join us in the. second hour also your phone calls on the.
five-hour Energy phone line 1-833 for. Mac fee we cannot wait to hear you the. toxic table is here at Ty Schmidt Aaron. Rodgers Tuesday was awesome Aaron. Rodgers Tuesday it's back it feels like. football season again I am rearing to go. ready for Sunday I am so goddamn excited. it's awesome just like the first couple. Aaron Rodgers Tuesdays last year a lot. of people said like uh this is terrible. what are we doing why are we doing this. so new people that maybe didn't. experience here on Rogers Tuesday last. year got a chance to experience it this. year and they still have the thought. that oh this guy's a prima donna pricker. what I've got a lot of those tweets.
yesterday because there was like 40 000. people watching at one point yesterday. day after Labor Day season hasn't even. started no big deal check other people's. live numbers when they go live that's. awesome they're helping us out though. because the big deals they're signing is. inevitably going to make our deal. colossal. um but Aaron is a legend obviously. incredible at football and when he sits. out and chats with us I feel like we. learn so much mentally he seems to be at. the same exact State he was last year. which was body feels good he's happy. he's at ease he enjoys Matt LaFleur he. enjoys his teammates he enjoys the. offense and this might be a year where.
he's saying [ __ ] everybody and I can't. wait to watch this whole thing I'm. excited for Aaron Rodgers Tuesdays you. asked an incredible question put a. little bit of yeah well you know I mean. I haven't talked to him in a while true. I said Hey listen I don't want you to. throw anybody under the bus or throw it. you did you said yeah I'll do the. berries so I was kind of giving him the. out hey I'm not expecting you to throw. anyone under the bus but a lot of us. were hoping you know which by the way is. my question tactic and a lot of people. say I get a bit wordy but then they. listen to the show a little bit and.
they're like oh this is what he's doing. I'm giving the [ __ ] canned answer so. they can't give it right okay so when I. ask a question you'll hear me do this. and I've done this my entire life to. everybody and people are hate it early. but then they realize that if you stick. with me why I'm doing it I am explaining. the answer that he could give just to. get out of it when I'm asking somebody a. question we know that and then I'll go. into the [ __ ] and then I put it on. them and what you see from some people. that maybe have never been on the show. before they'll sit digest that old thing.
and they'll say well [ __ ] I can't just. say what he just said I have to give a. different answer now and normally we. find that there's a little bit of a. deeper answer coming from people right I. think I I take a lot of pride in how we. chat with people I think we get a lot of. out of people Aaron Rodgers yesterday. gave us a Zen life quote his mindset. breaks down how he feels I mean it is. unbelievable he is one of the smartest. humans I've ever talked to and we. started a [ __ ] book club yeah. a huge rumor that had been going on for.
you know a long time now in what was. like a pivotal piece and the kind of. like the fracturing of the relationship. said yeah it never [ __ ] happened I am. so excited for it I think yesterday last. night I was scrolling through the. internet and reaction to it and I enjoy. it and I am somebody that does you know. I look at my mentions like I I am. somebody that goes through I think you. have to by the way if you're somebody. that doesn't how do you have any idea of. pulse of what people are feeling or. reacting to what you're doing how you're. doing it maybe a little criticism from.
people now you can't take one tweet and. be like okay this person's right but if. it becomes a constant maybe it's like. all right maybe I gotta look in the. mirror a little bit now we don't work. for a network obviously and I assume the. executives in the suits tell people that. for me it's just I want to listen to the. people you know yesterday's reaction we. sold [ __ ] books yesterday yeah what I. don't know I don't know the depth of a. lot of shows we [ __ ] moved books. yesterday yeah that's what I saw on. Twitter people were screenshotting The. Alchemist uh the author put it up I.
think actually yeah and we're going to. be releasing a shirt for the Aaron. Rodgers book club obviously that is a. very Elementary design we placed it. together as quickly as possible but all. proceeds will go to a reader advocacy. program slash programs of Aaron's. choosing okay so we. are and by we I mean me I am an open. book about the fact that I've never. opened a book sure okay I'm not I mean. at this point I am kind of proud of it I. don't know how many people can make it. this far through college through school.
be all academic on some things without. ever actually reading a book okay I just. always had add I was always too quick I. can't do it who's got the time as our TV. show is there a movie I'll do that now I. spend my entire life reading on Twitter. now I feel like I'm a an above average. reader if I have to but when it comes to. books I have a tough time retaining it. for whatever reason I just I the movie I. can see it I can predict it I can. remember it I can put myself in there. never in a book yesterday was really. cool to [ __ ] see just how many people. out there appreciated Aaron pushing.
reading again how many people responded. to it how many people bought The. Alchemist my wife already has it she was. halfway done reading it I guess I'm like. okay so in the house we already have. this thing I'm excited to be a part of a. book club and by that I mean I'm gonna. maybe open a first couple pages and see. if this thing gets me home no maybe at. the age of 34 I will read my first book. and if Aaron Rodgers told me to do. something I'm gonna do it I'm not the. only one I saw a lot of people buying. this book yesterday this is very cool. buy the shirt store.patmagapheshow.com. or you can wait till tomorrow where 20. will be off the entire store because. it's the NFL kickoff.
now. it's a 20 off. tomorrow shorting the reader advocacy. programs at 20 right something to think. about so if you're a [ __ ] [ __ ]. reader I mean maybe you wait for the 25. yeah. anyways we appreciate everybody we. appreciate everything that happened. yesterday can't wait for the season get. started tomorrow at Boston Connor you. will have only gotten louder and louder. about your faith in Mac Jones Mac Jones. is doing interviews he's giving out. great quotes we'll talk about him a lot. today how does it feel to know that Matt.
Jones does seem like a legit guy too not. just a football player but he seems like. he's a [ __ ] guy you can actually be. like oh I'd like to be friends with that. guy that guy seems like a guy that is. cool oh this is going to be a cool guy. to represent the Patriots if he doesn't. suck obviously yeah if he doesn't sign. what you want I think we can all you. know come to that conclusion but yeah it. feels like I'm going into my first NFL. season again it doesn't feel like you. know this is year 26 feels like this is. year one this is a brand new team new. defense hightower's back everybody's. back it's not just Mac it's the entire. team is just like a completely new. animal new Death Star if you will that.
we haven't really seen before and they. say new teams that take a little bit to. get together Dolphins you know they're. ready to [ __ ] do damage that's right. that's right remember this is the. authority on dolphins fan base show. that's right left tackle out oh yeah. Rules by the way because we actually. have these written out so this is what. every fan needs to realize because I. think this is going to happen throughout. the season maybe even more than last. year and we talked earlier in the week. about this now that humans are out and. about we've all seen it there's going to.
be happen interactions like for instance. how I might have got covered is via a. delivery person maybe a doordash driver. maybe somebody that walked by a mailman. maybe like who knows how the hell I got. it those situations are going to happen. in a much more abundant fashion because. people are going to be out and about so. although last year the guys had testing. every single day and they were locked. down and there was no vaccine available. and there I mean that's been a whole. conversation obviously but there is just. all this I I think it's going to be. maybe a bigger impact this year on.
players missing we already see Zach. Martin probably going to be out tomorrow. night even though Jerry Jones said if we. can produce. two negative [ __ ] tests for that guy. our our team. is officially the most valuable sports. franchise on Earth. 6.9 billion dollars the average NFL. franchise is worth three and a half. billion dollars my [ __ ] team. 6.9 I'm not good at math but that's damn. near double ain't it that's 200 what. every other [ __ ] guy could do could.
do family could do a woman could do. whatever the case in ownership my uh my. team's worth more than everybody hey. Manchester United just brought back. [ __ ] Cristiano Ronaldo cool. did Leo Messi just go to PSG cool great. for pairs those teams can't suck my. team's dick couldn't hold my junk this. came out via sportico the top 10 most. valuable NFL franchises the Dallas. Cowboys 6.92 billion dollars Jesus New. England Patriots. 5.35 billion dollars Los Angeles Rams.
4.68 billion dollars they spent more. than that on the stadium oh yeah they. spent more than that on in the. projections were much less than that I. mean that cronky owns like 55 teams or. whatever I think he who knows Giants. 4.63 billion Niners 4.27 billion. Washington football team team with no. name although the same eight names that. were released months ago that had the. three finalists in them were re-released. via the Adam schefter podcast the other.
day from Tanya yes yeah. owner's wife I believe so smart move by. the Washington football team to get Dan. the [ __ ] out of the driver's seat when. it comes to PR yeah hey you've done. enough okay sit out you've done enough. let's get your wife who seems to be a. very what's that wow I mean I'm guessing. she she knows what Dan Snyder's been. doing so I don't know she might have. read these exposes and learned a lot. about what her husband.
's been putting up with a lot can you. put the uh can you put the thing back up. 4.25 billion dollars it's not easy to. get divorces whenever you are alone for. something that's 40.25 billion dollars. true I think that is something that has. happened through the pet here Mrs Bezos. was able to do it married a science. teacher I guess that's right. the luckiest science teacher in the. Goddamn point they had great chemistry. okay said love what are you talking. about a lot of money sure I'm just.
saying he's a [ __ ] scumbag. S. no but you're just saying the science. teacher so are you why because because. he found his love of his life yeah she. was able to find somebody that doesn't. want to you know get scientists to. reverse aging and actually care about. her and love her is that is that what. you're saying it's lucky to find love in. a 63 billion dollar purse that's all I'm. saying you you have no idea what love is. no I don't except I love the Patriots. anyways the Dallas cap laughs.
goddamn and the goddamn United States of. America hell yeah you ain't ever getting. a divorce either with them. I ride with them through 10 Dan snyers. if I have to what I'm saying is Dallas. Cowboys are the most valuable franchise. in sports they're double worth double. the worth of the average of every other. NFL team 6.92 billion dollars in their. best football player they couldn't keep. out of this thing so with that being. said like kova took out Zach Martin for. the first opening game which is going to.
have so many eyes on it it's been. marketed forever their Stadium's going. to be filled Tom Brady's I mean there's. it's massive in their best football. player both out of Zeke's mouth and. Jerry Jones mouth is not available. because of Uncle covet let's assume. that's going to continue to happen it's. happening Dolphins here are the rules. unvaccinated players who test positive. are out 10 days. that's it. that's a long time depending upon when. those 10 days start that's potentially. two to three games if it's Thursday. night football game right here as well. yeah I think it could time out to be. three games potential on Thursday yeah.
oh no could be three games right no no. yeah. Sunday Thursday yeah but then there's. always some team that comes out and. [ __ ] about having three games and. it's always like 20 days or so that was. great I guess I was gonna say like a. week of Thanksgiving maybe if you went. anyway so unvaccinated players who test. possible out two games okay let's assume. it's gonna be two games vaccinated. players can return if they're. symptom-free and produce two negative.
tests 24 hours apart from each other. unvaccinated players who test positive. around 10 days regardless on vaccinated. players who are close contacts are out. for five days oh remember this is that. re-entry process. yeah I don't know if it was because cam. was around anybody but I think it's the. same exact process as missing a test if. you are an unvaccinated player uh you. will not miss time but be subject to. daily testing if you are vaccinated. because that's the rules they're coming. back into that JC tretter the head of. the NFL PA put a tweet out yesterday he.
said last year we were able to get. through the season and because of daily. testing and all the other vaccine blah. blah blah he laid out why the NFL PA is. looking for daily testing again so it. can stop the spread or whatever. obviously that's what they're looking. for and then he also said and we did not. [ __ ] say [ __ ] about the taunting. penalty because the NFL came out and. said the NFL PA was actually the ones. asking us about the taunting penalty. what a great narrative spin in the NFL. PA once again no PR did not come out and. fight that immediately so it actually.
started making its rounds around people. and I assume a lot of people who read. that thing to themselves oh the players. are the ones didn't want Tony so this. isn't no fun League this is actually the. players or whatever and JC trainer the. head of the thing said in his post about. the daily testing he wanted to make sure. he got clear also we didn't do the. taunting thing this is all [ __ ] out. there which we have to remember with. every piece of information we get. including contract negotiations where. numbers are at what's happening uh and. that turns to the code Cowboy. TJ watt their practice started two. minutes ago is he on the field is he.
flying around because in the middle of. negotiations he's got to hold in because. you can't hold out because it's a fifty. thousand dollar a day fine basically. with the new CBA makes it impossible for. you to not go to the building he has. gone to the building done individual. drills but has done absolutely nothing. else people are saying if a deal isn't. done he might miss this weekend you guys. can't with two rookies on the offensive. line and your defense is going to have. to win some games you can't be missing. TJ [ __ ] god Ben Roethlisberger just. said hey pay the guy whatever the hell. he wants the reason why I said I'm gonna.
pay cut I won't pay I don't play. football with Steelers is that they can. pay guys like TJ what's going on over. there in Pittsburgh coach Tomlin was on. the first take this morning loved him he. said I I don't talk about numbers all. right that is why that ain't what my job. is I'm just doing my thing there. tomlin's not gonna be happy if he. doesn't have [ __ ] TJ watt the guy who. gets introduced last coming on to the. field the man who has been Defensive. Player of the Year conversation the last. couple years you guys have to keep TJ. watt don't you what's going on get the.
deal done in Pittsburgh already Tomlin. did say yes sir that he is confident the. deal is going to get done so when Mike. Tomlin says that I believe in Mike. Tomlin I also believe in seven because. seven is my savior if seven says that. the Steelers need to play pay TJ watt. the Steelers need to pay [ __ ] TJ watt. okay yeah and there's the uh a lot of. rumors not a lot of rumors a lot of. reports going around that the Steelers. do not negotiate after the season starts. it's that they won't start negotiate. negotiations after the season starts hey.
don't finish as long as negotiations. have already started before for the. season yeah it's like last play of the. game. doesn't matter when zero exactly that's. Play Store or not are we doing the. annexation of Puerto Rico is this a 75. second play who cares the negotiations. have already started it doesn't matter. it'll get done it's just it's just all. about guaranteed money at this point. they know what the average per year has. to be because everyone else has already. been paid it's going to be a little bit. above Bosa it's just what's the. guaranteed money going to be and how is. he getting it plus they already know. what the guaranteed money is too because.
buses deals you should already know so. that's something that's just this great. organization has done for years and. years and years they don't guarantee you. pass oh so that's what Aaron was saying. yesterday for a lot of things people. just do stuff because that's the way. stuff has been done for a long time even. referenced when he asked Mike McCarthy. why they were doing something in the. office. and Mike McCarthy was able to change. it's kind of how businesses run and it. you know I think there is a. I don't want to say a little bit of a an. Awakening who.
Maybe. nah yeah that's pretty deep but I feel. like we all have much more information. now about a lot of things yeah. okay we know what life could be like. with a pissed off player who's very good. who could go elsewhere why are we going. to rely on our archaic thoughts in a. much different world with much different. humans is what I would say back to the. Steelers who say uh we all guarantee. first year it's like well we're in my. truck for [ __ ] time now with a lot of. different medicine and uh examples of. that [ __ ] players over and uh TJ watt.
is a great player and we've learned in. our society now that we're in like hey. just one let's just keep the guy in the. building it's not easy to find a. replacement for TJ I mean I just feel. like sometimes you got to get up with. the times and you can't just rely on oh. we've always done this but growing up in. Pittsburgh there's basically always been. [ __ ] good yeah yeah so it's probably. hard for them to look in the mirror and. be like oh we need to do something. completely differently although the. world is changing right in front of us. in all different well says if he does. want to leave yeah he's on a gun under. contract this year franchise them next.
year franchise in the year after that. he's with us for the next three years. whether he likes it or not he's here hey. he's not going to do this he's not going. to do that thing. by the way whenever you introduce him. last he's not getting the fans excited. no uh-uh not anymore Ben's last again. and outside linebacker he's just gonna. walk out maybe even. taller Pittsburgh he wants to go heal as. long as he's getting sacks I don't give. a [ __ ] no you think he's gonna get sacks.
if he's getting franchise two years in a. row no way pancake me no way yeah that's. nice Hey listen I'll lay down don't. worry the family lays down for no one. and we're seeing that right now you're. right I mean that's what they're doing. right now his brother got named captain. so that's well we knew that was going to. happen. unretired goddamn number for the guy. Derek watt is the captain of the. Pittsburgh Steelers this year oh for. special teams yeah let's go okay hey. Derek what he'll [ __ ] quit too you. don't pay his brother that's right.
he needs to let them know maybe and uh. we just went through all those. coronavirus uh protocols the NFL has we. have one as well you must be away. for a certain amount of days no symptoms. multiple negative tests ladies and. gentlemen it is great to have back in. studio a man who's a Survivor a fighter. the Canadian cowboy. Bubble Guppies.
but what a run hey when you're on house. arrest it's a [ __ ] nightmare well. almost probably just over a year ago I. had to go back to a country where I was. locked down for a year not being able to. be here so maybe a little PTSD oh. whenever you're getting locked in that. apartment yeah yeah yeah yeah I never. think I needed a house or wanted a big. house no maybe yeah if the world gets. shut down again which I don't think the. humans are going to let it happen again. by the way just for watching around this. past weekend no I don't think that's. going to happen again there's gonna be.
some doctors maybe there's gonna be some. doctors maybe screaming from the. mountaintops they need to do it again I. don't think and you can call us a bunch. of [ __ ] idiots I don't think the. idiots of us the non-doctorates of. people I don't think they're gonna go be. I don't think they're gonna be signing. up for that again I don't think so uh. especially to the point like I and I. hate to reiterate this but. the house I grew up in if I was locked. in that house with my parents for any.
amount of time we would have actually. killed each other there's a lot of. people that are thinking to themselves I. I should not be teaching my kid [ __ ]. fourth grade okay I look at these. problems I have no idea what they are. I'll tell them the truth you ain't never. gonna need any of this [ __ ] kid but the. whole thing of the lockdown in the the. the seclusion right I mean you got. lonely in there yeah and then once you. come back out into public you feel like. everybody's looking at you like it is a. weird thing to do that congratulations.
on again. the beard looks phenomenal you've been. bashing it a lot you need to relax you. have an incredible beard dude you I. think maybe you're just staring at. yourself in an apartment too much beard. looks good still don't do something way. too much time alone with me and my brain. and my beard I never needs to happen. again yeah thank you well and you do not. need to shave that thing no he had a. Wilson ball too they just tied it up a. little bit we watched what happened to. Kelsey watch what happened do you see. Dustin Johnson this weekend when he. shaved his beard oh my god there are hey.
we don't need you on that list hey the. whites. the whites have a vastly different look. whenever they change their facial. decorations for instance Ty's a. completely different human right now. with that mustache it looks fantastic I. hope we keep it all year maybe you get. tired of it though and you change it and. when he shaves that by the way he's. going to come anywhere and say oh [ __ ]. Ty something happened to your face and. that we can't have that happen no I. can't do it I'd be look like an absolute. Pinhead. dude just tied it up a little bit yeah. you do what you got to do the haircut. thing is a problem I mean I haven't got. a haircut in like four weeks this thing.
is getting real flowing yeah yeah keep. it going keep going on we gotta do. something with it because it just looks. like my head is just [ __ ] running. away from me no no yeah I'm always. running in One Direction Dana White for. sending us that fight machine he said he. was going to play by our son by the way. broke a good sweat nowhere near as good. as the uh Oculus Virtual Reality thing. but it is nice to put hands on actual. things a lot of people are judging my. technique in that video I want to let. them know I had no gloves on there was. no way I was gonna punch metal no no no. you know from punching everybody says yo.
you're supposed to punch cross it's like. okay okay you come [ __ ] throw a right. hook with the way you saw that thing was. put together with metal in the back I. have no idea how deep that pad is let me. get some gloves on I'll start don't need. your breaking both your hands on your. first run on the thing you know I mean. as I was punching that thing by the way. I was thinking myself I'm putting a lot. of [ __ ] faith in these pad makers. yeah because you're staring at a massive. metal thing that's going right into your. hand it's like a tackling sled it really. it's a sled if you hit that thing wrong.
you are going to break every single bone. in your hand and your leg yeah oh yeah. sorry I almost busted a screen shot. today it's great work yes sweet right of. things awesome shout out to you Dana. had a lot of people on internet telling. me that my footwork and my form was. terrible I need to use my hips see me on. one of those machines that tells you how. hard that thing is oh yeah catch me. inside of one of those you guys catch me. in a bar all right with one of those. things on there and I guarantee your. entire crew of people is going to want.
to fight me because the way I'm going to. walk over do it and I'm gonna walk out. I'm gonna set the course record every. single time it has literally never. happened to me where I haven't walked. out of one of those things with the. course record you can ask literally any. human that's ever been with me it makes. no sense it pisses people off to no end. it is not good to be in those bars and. normally I just try to stay away from it. actually because you know exactly what's. going to happen especially where I you. know West Virginia you've got some good. old boys or some of those things oh yeah. I bet and I got the utmost respect for. her the good old boys of our world but.
when you got some lippers in there and. some PBR flowing and a crew has kind of. state claim on that thing and they're. all punching it and then they celebrate. oh and then you walk over and you dunk. on their score and then walk away. dressed how I normally am dressed acting. how I normally act there's a lot of. problems that normally oh you think. you're pretty [ __ ] tough huh yeah a. guy named bearded chubster in my. Instagram comments actually so your. footwork yikes or something like that. I'm like hey bearded chubster I would.
move your face off of your body okay I. just want to let you know it's just like. in golf everybody talks about my hips or. whatever like maybe I just so happen to. have the quickest hip activation that. that there is you know because these. hips by the way explode I punt it like. that is literally what you do I'm not. that flexible I feel like my [ __ ] may be. operates a little differently I I felt. really good on that machine and I need. to hear what like the records are on. that thing yeah you know because I'm. starting to get to the point where I'm.
like will the Oculus boxing translate. and my performance and alleged drunk. fights bar fights will that translate. into a walk-in trained ring fight. because I'm seeing some of these events. and they look [ __ ] awesome I mean. could you imagine walking to a ring like. about to fight somebody like a gladiator. like that I think I'm gonna have to. experience that at least one time my. wife is not happy to hear this but this. is something that I do through code I. have to experience that one where you.
walk out one and whether it's mixed. martial arts okay if anybody's going to. get into that at some point or if it's. boxing or whatever because I'm okay if. we're going to take a little tackle. ground and pound kick in yeah utilize. those I'm okay with all of that yeah but. I think I have come to the decision now. this is pre any training in real life. I have to find out whether or not I'll. be surprisingly good at something. privately before I go public with it and. put a performance on but I think in the. fight game like the only way to do that. is when I got to go to a local place and. just maybe get my [ __ ] ass beat right.
yeah all right I don't have time for. that we'll put that back a couple years. we'll put that back a couple years uh we. have some breaking news here 30 minutes. into this beautiful Wednesday September. 8 2021 Carson Wentz officially playing. for them. Rappaport the Colts QB Carson Wentz will. be a full participant today in practice. Coach Frank Wright told reporters he'll. be on the field in week one an. impressive recovery to say the least rap. sheet not only did he have that broken. foot from high school that they had to. do surgery on that projected him five to. 12 weeks out he was back in like two.
weeks somehow no boot no nothing just. walking around doing his thing covered. situation is going to remain a situation. just like with Zach Martin just like. with the tackle from the Miami Dolphins. and other players that this is going to. happen to but right now I can State. clearly Carson Wentz and Colts taking. field against Seattle Seahawks here at. Lucas Oil Stadium Lucas Oil Stadium sold. out Jim Murphy actually said he's adding. comfortable folding chairs yeah so he. can pack more people into that [ __ ]. oil can we are going to go bananas this.
weekend and Russell Wilson is going to. be wishing that they traded him to the. Chicago [ __ ] Bears whenever Darius. Leonard is [ __ ] dancing on top of. them to Boris Buckner's picking up that. offensive line that Russell Wilson. buried this offseason could he pays. coming off the edge you're talking about. a defense Kenny Moe's going to be locked. on absolutely once just beat [ __ ] a. broken foot surgery uh synopsis and. never and coveted all by his damn self. he's getting shots from how he [ __ ]. Roseman in Philadelphia at him Howie.
Roseman stooged from Philadelphia that. blew up an entire team and basically has. set Philadelphia Eagles fans back in the. time before they even won the Super Bowl. which wasn't that long ago Howie Rosen. comes out and said oh we love Carson. classic Ty Smith. we love Carson okay uh but we played. Four playoff games and we need our. backup in every single one whoa that's. via Mike uh k at Mike underscore a. underscore K uh he loves Jalen hurts he. can play and he can win and then the.
Carson shot across the bow Carson had to. hear that oh yeah so he's telling me. Carson just broke and beat that broken. you're right he might not because he's. probably out there on his Bobcat but I'm. just saying somebody needs to relay the. message to him that shots were fired. from the general manager that trades you. away same guy that paid you 100 some. million dollars just a couple years ago. by the way let's go ahead and know that. the Indianapolis Colts clear. clear cover this weekend over the. Seattle Seahawks especially 3-0 with me. hitting the Anvil yeah at Boston Connor.
was talking a little recklessly earlier. today your thoughts on why Russell. [ __ ] Wilson's coming into this thing. that they're packing more seats into. with me Swinging that hopefully it's a. little bit bigger uh Sledgehammer I mean. the first time I did it I thought you. had that other thing take your ukulele. yeah. ukulele what is your deal want to know. if you want a place.
[Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. anyways it's [ __ ] shillaily dude okay. have a little respect for the Irish I. know what that is I'm saying you should. break a ukulele as well and do that.
before you hit the hammer I do believe. they are going to give me the microphone. so I'm gonna cut a promo and I think. that's exactly what I just said but I. believe Seahawks fans are saying to. themselves you think what Russell Wilson. is just Russell Wilson is that your. thoughts look I I don't know about the. Seahawks but I do know one thing that. T.Y Hilton is gonna be playing for the. Colts on Sunday and sure you know Carl. Wentz great o-line great and who knows. actually what the whole protocols. Jonathan Taylor the running back room. great but they have nobody to throw the. goddamn ball to and I respect Carson.
Wentz Michael Pittman with his one. touchdown three catches in 20 yards last. year I respect it Parish Campbell coming. back wearing the number one it's. unbelievable but with that being said. Russell Wilson's a damn good football. player DK Metcalf lock it they got some. good guys I saw Chris Carson basically. doing Hip-Hops with like 800 pounds on. his shoulders yeah I saw tomasa Champa. do it too for me. that's one thing the other one's gonna. be getting the ball from Russell Wilson. I just think especially after what you. said about the whole drama this off.
season they're gonna let Russell do more. than just cook he's gonna do a lot on. Sunday and I just unfortunately do not. see the cold starting off 1-0 and let's. remember last year they started with the. Jaguars and that was a layout point and. that was out you know that was. a spread and. uh boys yeah took it to him so is he. still in the team by the way that guy oh. yeah I believe he got the C on his chest. this year Joe Dirt does I have no idea. no no I'm a better person than you are.
and how about this if the Colts went. I'll wear one of these little number one. Mac McAfee jerseys on the uh on Monday. and then if the Colts lose why don't you. throw on that Matt Jones tarp for Monday. so you're taking the Seattle Seahawks. yes for your bet for me to wear a Matt. Jones. would have to be this Winner's cover. yeah oh have to win what is the. spreading three now I got at two and a. half so I don't know how you want to do. that.
uh it seems like whatever the line is. whenever the game kicks off uh the. Dolphins fans are awesome by the way. Gumpy I mean we never understood how you. could have been a dolphins fan from the. north left and how much you love. football why would you choose the. furthest possible team away that doesn't. have any success for a long time to be. your team and you just love them I. realized on Twitter a couple of uh what. was a few days ago I guess there's a lot. of dolphins fans out there I had no idea. that was the case I hope the Dolphins. are good hey I hope the dolphins go in. there with two a revamped offense and.
everything and take it to the Patriots. but you you have a little fear or no you. think they're uh what do you think. team's gonna be like the thing about the. Dolphins fans they attack their own as. well oh you got oh I got crushed all. year last year because of two and Fitzy. but it seems like they're I mean I like. the fact that they're not really like a. reasonable bunch I actually appreciate. that like I wish there was more fan. bases that were reasonable but for. instance like the Patriots fans right. they are not reasonable at all the. dolphins ones are not at all but man if. you guys get smacked by the Patriots are.
you automatically going to think oh no. we suck again or if you get a winner. you're going to say hey [ __ ] a or the. dolphins all the way back would there be. a massive of a reaction on the other. side which there should be by the way I. would be I think either way the way the. offense is set up if the Patriots stop. to it too it looks like [ __ ] they have. to stick with the game plan and go with. it again like don't change everything. build if anyone's gonna stop Tua and. your offense it's Bill and I mean if. they trade and get rid of two and don't. give them a chance it could be a full.
Rob Lowe operation here oh you're just. gonna put the NFL thing I'll be a fan of. the league hell yeah let's go go Shield. ghost shield no the Dolphins fans are. going to bury you now for saying oh Gump. we've sucked since 1984. now you're. gonna give up or whatever but it does. feel like as the Dolphins were taking. steps forward seem like all hell kind of. broke loose they still got that stunt. defense even though they're paying for a. guy to play for the Patriots right he. was a veteran who uh got got Diva by. Josh Allen that's what I was told by the. Dolphins.
sure I wonder if off the field he was. doing anything maybe more as a veteran. who's won a couple Super Bowls and. everything like that's why B flip. brought him in but what the [ __ ] did. happen what did happen with that. situation have we found out no it hasn't. come out but just just give two of the. year you know what I mean like all this. to Sean Watson [ __ ] give the guy a. chance find out in a year if he's good. or not you're in such a rush to start. him last year over Fitzy now he's not. the guy like give him a year in an. offense design for him let's see how he. does all right let's get to a break. Conor what you're saying is if the.
Seahawks win or cover if the Seahawks. they're up to three so we'll just say. both since the Carl Wentz news he is. worth half a point it's going to mind so. if the Pats and Seahawks cover the. spread of Two and a Half both teams all. right. then you gotta wear the Matt Jones. Jersey okay and if the Colts win. or cover yeah I'll wear a McAfee coach. jersey. yeah but like what I've realized is Max. the coach jersey isn't necessarily just. a coach jersey I've seen a lot of fans.
of other teams wearing the Maxi coach. jersey okay I want to let them know I. appreciate the hell out of them and the. punter is the only position that I got. booed going on the field at home and. cheered going on the field away yeah. maybe he needs to wear a Carl Winchester. yeah you got it Carl wins Jersey back. there somebody in the city might. I don't know how we would get one of. those we'll just tape it on all right so. we'll change my jersey into a car so. much there we go table one contest oh no. he's number two yeah so we'll just put. the what he's not 11. dude.
have a little respect that's right I. heard this morning on good morning. football that's they did more touchdowns. DeAndre Hopkins okay. that's fantasy advice you can't get. anywhere else that's right goddamn right. he's having more touchdowns than DeAndre. I believe it was K which we are fans of. K so I don't want to I didn't want to. mess it wasn't Mike Bob that said it I. don't think it was Mike Robinson though. which by the way unbelievable they do. have a segment called hammer time though. is that right yeah I think they gotta.
Feel Good Friday uh what's it called. Hammer Time Hammer Time time they got a. guy with a beard on there Paul. I don't [ __ ] start with this [ __ ] hey. your artificial guy survived confidence. that's right that's right I got the. digital antibodies. that was not actually Gumpy though yeah. wait that was not grumpy no that was. crazy I thought that was real no that. was deep fake comfy and it's nice to.
know a deep fake Gumpy did survive coven. true. he's worried about yeah they got hammer. time over here huh good segment time. what if they do start yelling oh that'd. be awesome that'd be awesome that would. be so cool yeah. we didn't create that no by the way no I. mean Hammer done I feel good I did start. swinging the hammer before everybody. else right there yeah it was right here. it's broke this thing's been through a. lot yeah yeah I remember when you broke. that. sad day yeah but I think my lunch. actually changed too I like change that.
day too but we taped it up and we got. sheleighly now yeah don't hit that thing. too hard on your desk you're [ __ ]. breaking it too what if we watch good. morning football and they're like with a. sheleighly they just got like a big. shillelagh out there well they have the. scepter. [Music]. angry runs by the way survived off of. taunting didn't it I mean pretty much. yeah you run over five people make it on. a Kyle Brandt's Angry Run segment which. was a beautiful segment by the way love. Kyle Brent love good morning actually. love good morning every day this is not.
[ __ ] but a lot of that how are you. not gonna Flex on the fourth guy that. you run out. [Music]. you can't do it hey the ref's gonna be. like is that fun take back all those. yards take them all back pal we ain't. doing it let's see how that's policed I. guess yeah hopefully better than. targeting all right we're back in four. minutes. that has to change yeah that has to. [ __ ] change immediately. but how they'll say how how do we write. down there we don't we take it out of. the rep's hand so that a decision isn't. made in a national championship game.
where one of the star players is. unjustly. disqualified and banned and then all of. a sudden the sports better everybody's. like whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. we're putting on the [ __ ] refs uh. thing it's like I don't know how you fix. it bring in coach JB let him let him. police. all right four minutes on the other side. we're heading to the phone lines we got. Chuck Pagano an hour two AJ Hawk as well. hopefully his internet will be back. probably not though it's been a problem. for two years let's assume that will. continue 18334 max if you can't wait to. chat with you then see you then.
foreign. [Music]. this morning so I'm a better person than. you are yeah but you don't care about uh. you know the ozone as much as I do so do. you even like to breathe that means you.
don't even like the birds you don't want. the birds to be able to breathe or fly. because you want the ozone to be ruined. because you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] is that. right then how come I rollerblade to the. supermarket every Saturday and Sunday oh. did that make you feel good. rollerblading flattening the earth a. little bit closer to the center so it. can get hotter so then the heat comes. from the ozone because you're pressing. down the Earth with your little. rollerblades oh yeah but I'm a better. person than you are no because on. Wednesdays I'm playing trees and I'm. trying to bring the Earth back to what. it was oh yeah I'm sure you're cutting. up other trees Roots though what a. [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah why can't you just. let Earth be the way it's me you got to. take your shovel and dig into it wow I'm.
a better person than you are and I make. my own manure I make my own soil I'm not. chopping up any other oh so you don't. like cows you don't like cows pooping. you hate Farmers oh you don't like. burgers then how come I'm in the farm. Association of America you're a lifetime. member of the FFA hey that's right. that's what I make. I'm a bad person you are no you're not. I'm a better person than you are that's. politics baby that's what we just did. right there. once again I think we bat a thousand.
boom in politics what we just did right. there how about that. I do believe after that argument though. people would say I was very personal. [ __ ] you are dude no no because. everyone I just read on Twitter was like. oh my God this guy really Blitz I need. to start doing that no that's because. you mute all the other people that are. actually on my side they're telling you. you're not the right person I refuse to. mute anybody because I love everybody oh. you're like freedom of speech how come. then. than you are everybody's saying it no. yeah I heard my sound.
purposes I feel so good about it we even. got into the reaction to the punditry. yes we're batting a [ __ ] thousand out. there every side and people say we're. not well-rounded we don't have depth did. you hear what we just [ __ ] did. I had phones man. this is not the one that I saw oh good. oh my God can we go back to the. beginning please listen go back to the.
beginning this guy pause pause pause. pause pause pause. that guy was sitting one section over in. this blue. polo shirt wearing son of a [ __ ] who's. here with his friend by the way right. here they're just having a good old day. at the Ballpark old buddy in the glasses. back here oh this has been fun look at. this guy up here with the and the wife. is maybe the wife and the guy up there. they they're kind of intrigued to see. what's going on Padres guys said Hey. listen I've been locked in my [ __ ]. house for 13 months I'm gonna come to a.
ball game and you're gonna say dumb [ __ ]. I don't think so pal he walks over what. 45 yards casually eyes ready to go not. fists ready to go though just outside. nope calm what you got [ __ ] problem. people smiling down here they know. something's about to happen we got a. camera out we'd like to see the. alternate angle from this particular. person but what a moment here we beat. covered we are back old buddy here needs. to watch out for right hooks buckled.
what [ __ ] he said what and then he gets. tackled by everybody else back pedals. everybody watches this happen what a. monk. jeez. what he says what dude. what. what damn. oh my what was said by who. hey as we get back into society. let's remember. [Music].
people will punch you in the [ __ ]. mouth. [Music]. foreign. McAfee show on SiriusXM Mad Dog Sports. Radio we thank you for taking the time. to seek out this small Regional show. that streams internationally here's Pat. and the boys welcome back to that show. here on this beautiful Wednesday. September 8th first hour flew by oh yeah. yeah we're 45 minutes in can't thank the.
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Energy phone line here with people we're. thinking what they want to talk about. Carson went starting this weekend's huge. deal yeah it is you go back a couple. weeks ago there's no thought of this is. he going to be Jakey Jacob Eason or Sam. Ellinger oh wait are they going to trade. for Nick Foles Nick Foles cut a promo. at a press conference for the Bears. about being third string quarterback in. practice and dicing people up while also. saying like we all saw what happened. when Frank Reich was my quarterback. coach there was conversations about Nick.
Foles getting with his 80 million dollar. contract okay we just picked up Carson. wentz's [ __ ] 100 million dollar. contract with his us trading for Nick. Foles because Carson Wentz was. potentially going to be out for four to. five weeks of the season and Nick Foles. knows Frank writes off that was a real. conversation happening on a lot of shows. oh yeah like are they. are the Colts in trouble now that they. potentially have to trade for another. quarterback and that's that's what was. being said then Frank Wright came on and. was like everybody [ __ ] relax. basically then as we've seen this unfold.
Carson went starting this weekend the. last thing we saw him doing a football. field. I think like actually was him throwing. that 75-yard Pythagorean theorem right I. haven't seen anything else from him in. practice his big Q plan that's I was. gonna ask. I hope so yeah you better. Seahawks won four and one against the. spread their last six week once how. about this about the Colts having won a.
season opener since 2013. we're good the Anvil that was 3-0. cancels the bat. something's got to give It's gotta be a. battle something's got up here. I feel like. you know. I should at least help the Colts a. little bit if I have that microphone I. should remind that offensive line of. what Russell Wilson's team said that's. right you know what I mean Pete Carroll. I should let him be reminded of what. Russell Wilson's Anonymous quotes people. have said yeah can't not remind them I.
mean it there's no way the Colts want me. to do that there's Russell's team not. Pete's team you should remind Pete that. he's one and six against the spread in. week one this team the Seattle Wilson's. oh Pete Carroll he's Russell what's. trying to run you out of town pal wasn't. that long ago this team we're playing. against imagine if I did that Jim Mercer. brother. brother. you can't I mean why'd you. we're putting in folding chairs more.
people to come in here one of them was. Goodell he heard what you said let's go. to Jose in Indiana on the Five Hour. Energy phone line Jose what's going on. pal. hey what's up Shout Out Boys happy NFL. football Eve oh hey happy NFL game day. Eve pal excited to have you on here. remember go to five hour energy.com news. promo code Mac if you get 10 off your. order of all the greatest energy shots. Yeah Boy Jose what do you want to talk. about man. well I just want to give a shout out to. you and Gump for picking Uncle covet in.
the math just like you did that's dude. thank you thank you Jose it took me a. lot longer by the way yeah yeah speaking. of Stooges and sellouts I'm kind of. curious on why Connor keyword Tampa is. so excited about Matt Jones when his. team clearly plays tomorrow. yeah every call in a row what is the.
deal. is mint back there going hey remember if. you want a good win is just Barry Khan. yeah yeah I'll get a good pop out of. everybody if you just bury that guy I. mean I would think mitt would do that. but he is already on cloud 15. I think. it's just more so people are bummed that. the Pat's already back yeah I think that. is the case they're trying to get their. shots in when they can because they're. staring down I think what they saw for. the last 20 years potentially yes. especially after last year a lot of. dancing on the grave last year and now. all sudden we've rose from the dead it's. a bummer for the NFL I'm sorry oh it's a.
bummer huh yeah yeah. hi I'm a better person you are what's. good let's go to Juan in Texas what's. going on one on the fiber Energy phone. line what's up dude what different one. Connor's the most corniest [ __ ]. corny what are we in fifth grade bring. something to the table you clowns. Hey listen I respect your your shot back. there I did hang up on one immediately.
well it's a good call got a good pop. quick okay one there's no Hey listen I. don't know where you're headed after. this but we need not to get on Eclipse. we don't need to hear it that was a. great call of one I don't understand. what's going on though it is I get it. are you kidding it's because the. Patriots are potentially yeah absolutely. and I like I said before my. insufferability is the rising at an. alarming rate right now no I don't think. so oh yeah no it's not just you by the. way it's all muscles I think you just so. happen to be one of the representatives. of said group yeah on this show that has.
a pretty active fan base let's go to uh. Eric and Boston Eric I mean that doesn't. happen either what's going on what's. going on boys Eric what's going on man. you want to give a shout out real quick. um welcome back Pat and comfy nice job. on Kobe kicked it right in the map thank. you. uh I want to give a shout out to AJ foxy. Jake thank you mid for answering the. phone Zito CFO Phil happy birthday Billy. toups belated I want to give a shout out. to yeah a little late uh Nick siriani.
and uh Connors lettuce okay. I don't know it's kind of the hair not. me but it doesn't matter who gives it. two different entities people used to. tell me people just tell me all the. original I hang out with you is because. you have money like well I do so what do. you want to do you know like hey like. what do you how do you want me to change. this true like okay thanks for the. compliment I guess it is what it is I. don't know I don't know how to change. that pal so if you get a compliment on. your hair. because you could have other hair you.
know especially after the last 10 calls. it's like let's go Eric we appreciate it. yeah oh we got you off there a little. bit before we got to your full point we. appreciate your fandom though what do. you want to talk about. don't worry brother I gotta give him. some I gotta have his back a little bit. as a fellow now so I'll be able to bury. him uh also big shout out Hammer [ __ ]. done. it's Amazon. I got a question I got a question for AJ. but I'll call back another time when. he's gone. um I actually had dinner at Gillette. Stadium where the Patriots play uh this. past weekend my wife works right there.
in the area that's right and I was I end. up next to a guy who was an employee of. the Patriots uh he wouldn't tell me if. you worked at the actual Stadium or the. Patriots but he did confirm he's been on. the field and inside for every training. camp practice and he said that there is. a strong feeling of every employee. player and anybody in that building that. Matt Jones is going to throw some more. touchdowns than any rookie this year. okay so Eric could be complete full [ __ ]. that guy could be from Jersey he says. he's from Boston says he sat with the. Patriots employee because his wife works. in Patriot Place I believe at one of the.
stores or something like that that. Robert Kraft owns that makes him the. second most valuable right hell yeah I. mean it is something real business up. there when you win I couldn't imagine if. the Cowboys win what that thing is going. to be worth by the way. they haven't for a long time yeah and. that's how much they're worth imagine if. they were to actually win a Super Bowl. yeah probably unbelievable but I I guess. everybody in New England according to. Eric has bought into the fact that Max. unbelievable and it's hard not to. whenever you see the clips and hear the. conversations and now that we're reading. some quotes and hearing some quotes from. Mac Jones it it seems like he's a cool.
dude as well yeah you gotta remember. this guy was a backup for what four. years in college but his teammates all. loved him he bought into his role I. assume he was slicing and dicing in. practice just like every Alabama. practice that happens probably is that. footage is probably unbelievable talking. [ __ ] to Saban yeah like everything that. he has done I think it is obviously he. did get arrested for uh an alcohol. by the way makes me appreciate him even. more I'd like that everybody and I think.
in Boston they're like okay. guys as well he's a child when that. whole thing happened so but once we. started hearing some quotes like today. he had some quotes releasing I don't. know who he was talking to Matt Jones on. uh Melania for you on if he was. surprised to be a starter not really you. know like I always say I prepare to be. the starter and I had a chance to get a. lot of reps so nothing really changes. later added that they both helped each. other and he learned a lot from Cam. Newton that is via Ryan spagnoli a. couple paisons for you in there as well. but everything he says it just gives off.
the alma impression that oh this is like. a 55 year old guy yeah this seems like. somebody who's very mature for his age. he's going to a team that is very. invested a team that is known to have. success even if the roster wasn't great. they still won last year that roster was. terrible so bad okay and it only got. worse as they continue to pull players a. little bit of injuries and say like hey. it's not worth you just stop playing. basically Bill Belichick's gonna win. games by his goddamn self now it feels. like he does have a guy who seems like a. legit dude cool dude in a health.
football player by all accounts. including Eric and Boston whose wife. works at Patriot Place yeah and the. biggest thing especially for quarterback. I feel like is being able to have. accuracy because you can't really teach. that that's not something all of a. sudden you're just gonna pick up when. you get to the NFL is become super. accurate quarterback yeah but in that. first preseason game. that's true that's true is that a sign. of what we're going to see in regular. season because once the lights go on and. the paycheck goes up well Matt Jones be. able to handle it never play in a big. situation before no never still still. waiting to see that gunnarokovsky is our.
fifth wide receiver but fair but we all. hope that the Patriots aren't going back. to where they once were but with that. being said my fear it might be the case. we'll see in six minutes hour two is on. the other side. fear everything that was being set. whenever you were potentially just from. you. okay so wait let's address it hold on. all right you can be a hater no no no no. no no.
we can change at the moment I was at. okay you know with the Daily Show the. live Daily Show you know we we can. potentially get uh referred to as. prisoners of the month you probably did. hear me say some things that was at a. much different time. no it's cool we're here face to face you. can change people change all right by. the way you are much bigger than I. thought. when Jalen gets drafted there was that. the beginning of it all was there a.
miscommunication was there what happened. between you and Doug because they were. saying it was fractured Beyond repair. yeah what happened there is is all of. that accurate is that all kind of. getting blown out of proportion yeah and. where did it start for one I don't like. to ever come out and say reporters. aren't telling the truth because I don't. but or. I'm not going to dispute every report. that's out there you know you know the. way the season went obviously wasn't. ideal when Jalen was drafted that had no. bearing on on me I trusted the. organization I signed that contract you.
know I was devoted to them and I felt. like they were devoted to me so I I. trusted the pick you know I had no. bearing on my confidence or my abilities. you know the season unfolded not how I. would have liked it. um personally I could have played better. we lost a lot of games at the end and. just didn't didn't fall into place the. way we wanted but there's a lot to learn. from it you know as a man as a player. and all those things and you know I have. still a lot of respect for Coach. Peterson and I think without a doubt. those reports are very exaggerated like. I said I don't hear a lot of them they.
come to my attention from my agents or. different things yeah but I have a lot. of respect for him and and it was. unfortunate for everybody and how the. whole thing kind of just went down there. was a couple still shots that made its. way around where you and Doug Peterson. appeared to be giving each other a nasty. look I saw this. it's not true not true at all oh you. were not saying I wish you died. I don't even think I was looking at him. in those jobs. I did see that I'm like of course. they're gonna play this one up they're. gonna I'm gonna make a story out of.
anything that's how it is so. um but yeah that's not true at all okay. so I'm happy to hear you weren't given. Doug Peterson death looks like you never. thought like a football isn't for me. like there was never a thought where I. don't like football anymore I don't want. to be in this [ __ ] League anymore. with this business there was never a. thought like that no I mean don't get me. wrong the way the season went I mean it. was frustrating that's why I stepped. away and it almost rejuvenated me you. know it's almost like last year pissed. me off so much I want to come back in a. different way and do everything I can I. am thrilled to be here and today we'll.
have this new star new opportunity and. um Community seems amazing fan base. seems amazing like we said it seems like. the perfect fit. [Music]. I was on a team that was very bad at. football we almost were completely. defeated until Dan orlovsky showed up. and got two big wins we ended up almost. losing the luck pick because Dan. orlovsky. um everybody thinks they're gonna get.
fired every player thinks they're going. to get cut every coach thinks it's not. they're going to get fired they try to. pawn blame off on other uh positional. groups if it's linebackers they're like. we did our job d-line can't do anything. can't stop it there's a lot of that. chatter but it's a miserable existence I. mean it's just the way it is that's why. you have to have so much respect for a. player like Joe Thomas who played a. perennial All-Pro career in a situation. that was so negative and so terrible I. think if Joe Thomas got a chance and his. knees let him experience a winning. organization I couldn't even fathom what.
Joe Thomas would have thought I mean it. life is just much better whenever you. win when you win food tastes better. drinks taste better sex feels better. everything is better when you win. winning cures all they say that's not. just in the the building and for a. football team that's in your life. everything is just better when you went. and when you lose especially when you're. talking about some of the most. competitive humans on Earth it is a. nightmare you got a lot of people trying. to jump off the ship you know a lot of. people trying to figure it out and. whenever you're you're in a situation.
like that it's just a full-blown. nightmare for everybody you gotta think. when you get to the NFL let's assume. that the humans that make to the NFL. have had a lot of success through their. lives. High School football probably one good. player a guy who's going to make the NFL. can lead a team to success in college if. you have a couple good players that can. make the NFL and make it to the Dolphins. even though the Dolphins think you're. still going to make the NFL let's assume. that team has had success so then you. get to a completely unsuccessful. operation a completely defeated. operation and then it's like man this is.
a whole new life for us I never forget I. had a coach special teams coach. um I won't say his name because this is. a terrible thing to say as a coach. we lost the game we lost the game it was. it was back in the first regime we're a. good team we lost the game and everybody. was moping you know like people were not. happy that we lost the game the next day. he was because you guys just haven't. lost enough that's what he says. everybody looked at him I was like yeah. yeah no crap. what are you talking about dude yeah. it's a winning decade in NFL history.
here yeah you haven't lost enough it's. like. you've lost too much maybe are you just. comfortable at this point and that's. whenever it can get a little scary. whenever people are just comfortable. just getting their asses kicked every. week that could be a problem that's when. the culture is probably a lost cause. that's when the Locker Room's too. worried about playing dice or playing uh. boo-ray or some anything else like that. when that starts happening after losses. then you know you're in a bad spot and I. would assume that's not happening at the. Dolphins especially under Ryan. Fitzpatrick's watch.
but maybe it is I don't know but that. that is a miserable existence I I am not. a fan of that. the Pat McAfee show there will be no. rules for our guests for us for the. things we could talk about speaking his. mind I've never had a problem expressing. my opinions or my thoughts or anything. like that while being relatable I. haven't had that manufactured fake ass. celebrity that a lot of people have. whenever they go on those big networks. I've had a chance to really build my.
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us from an attic in Ohio hopefully with. better internet service than he normally. has ladies and gentlemen AJ Hawk. what are you wearing there is a cold up. there. uh it's like a nice fall day is it like. that in India it feels awesome ah it. does it's starting to get to that point. where you wake up in the morning you. just do a. football yeah it's a little brisket it's. a little brisk you know and you're just. starting to feel it you don't sweat. automatically I've actually worn jeans. the last two days it's felt good to get. back out there also cowboy boots I mean. let's not oh yeah.
how about it is that what you had on. yesterday when you kicked that thing. tied on my uh my uh Cayman black ones I. had all my Cayman came across is this a. conscious decision or is this. subconscious what's that that I'm a. Covey Cowboy now yes well also. um I went through my closet a couple. times during the covered Cave thing. um and I just saw him staring at me and. I was like. I remember what cowboy Willie Johnson. told me about these boots are a good.
pair of boots they don't deserve to just. be collecting dust and also I'm like. four inches taller when I wear these. things might as well and when I walk you. know like it is a it's like a press like. you hear me come you know what I mean so. maybe I become a cowboy boot guy I am. not the care of the cowboy though. there's only one particular covered. Cowboy there's a Canadian Cowboy down. here but uh yeah I love the boots AJ. this is not what we saw you though just. like an hour ago. like full suit on yeah like uh Jim Jim. Trussell sweater vest on yeah yeah he.
did it with the little thing yeah yeah. down there go OSU and then in o h i o. pin on him. uh there was no American flag I guess. he's not running for president but was. he at one of those events he said he. never goes to bingo that was exactly. what it was how was the event dude how. did we shake hands I didn't know there. was like an early afternoon thing that. you could potentially go to in these. high society world that you live in AJ. Hawk how's the handshaking so it was not. an event and obviously letting you know.
I was going to this thing before the. show was a mistake I apologize now just. because I was going with General Bob. Carpenter Bobby and I met a couple guys. for uh lunch at a place because it was. like an auction item at one of our old. coaches charity event so we went and had. smushed and then just came back here. what'd you guys eat you guys have a. little pizza or was it like steak. mushrooms. so okay I do have to tell you about Bob. so I I didn't ask him if this is okay to. tell it but we sat down at 11. I mean he. told a story about mcdc from 45 years.
ago. to eat lunch at 11 and we're sitting. down there they bring like a drink menu. and Bob's looking at he goes oh no it's. too early for that he goes I'll just. have an old fashioned. what was it what that's what I said like. no no one else I was like so what did. you turn down Bob is doing fashioned is. it 11 o'clock but what's too early for. this so like I guess maybe he was gonna. rail a couple shots of tequila I don't. know. I love though that you know.
for me when I'm around General Bob. Carpenter I'm just listening observing. having a good time but if I was to be. around him ever again I would view him. the same way you do every word that's. coming out of his mouth I want to know. how we got to this point so as soon as. that guy said oh it's too early for that. I'll take an old-fashioned everybody. else is like oh okay old-fashioned is. good and you immediately before any. words came out of his mouth you were. excited to hear how his brain was going. is that an accurate statement uh yes you. nailed it spot on yeah I mean that guy. what an electric Factory I mean what a.
maniac absolute Maniac but what a human. I can't believe you guys are on the same. linebacker room let's talk about the NFL. kicking off tomorrow AJ and congrats on. going to a hoity-toity event before 1 pm. eastern daylight time that's unfucking. believable well done the level of. greatness you must achieve to get. invited to the daytime Yuppie Fest right. there oh my oh yeah God you know the. daytime ones because you actually like. you see you can't just leave to go to. sleep you gotta like see and hang yep I. mean that's unbelievable but uh tomorrow.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are now minus eight. and a half against the Dallas Cowboys. last episode of Hard Knocks was on last. night seems like Mike McCarthy and Dak. love each other by the way from the. first episode of Hard Knocks I'm just. bossing your [ __ ] balls dude it's. Mike McCarthy did that to this last. episode and I didn't watch a couple in. the middle. okay I tried I didn't watch the the big. thing I noticed last night was a. relationship between Dak and Mike it. felt like they were like that I think. finally maybe understood what a yinzer.
is like oh I can tell this guy to go. [ __ ] himself like I can the relationship. that I can have with Big Mike is much. probably much different than it was with. Jason Garrett I would just assume at. this particular point I think that's a. big deal for the success of the Dallas. Cowboys going forward I think the. Cowboys will obviously be much better. than they were last year when they lost. out on Dak Prescott but I still do not. think the point and a half the point. changed from yesterday is telling me not. to just completely Hammer the Tampa Bay. Buccaneers in Tom's big debut in front.
of the Tampa Bay Buccaneer fans am I. wrong in thinking that or do you think. we should and by the way I'm not the. only one it feels like it is a full. Wagon in this room that is feeling that. way are we wrong and thinking that AJ. you did predict the Cowboys go Super. Bowl last year I I don't think you're. wrong at predicting it because I think. there's just there's so much up in the. air for the Dallas Cowboys like what how. is that gonna look how's the o-line. going to be like I don't know what is. the defense going to be improved with uh. with Dan Quinn there so but eight and a. half like you don't see lines this big. do you very often that's the biggest of.
the weekend by far and it'll probably be. the biggest for the first couple weeks. and what I just said was probably. complete [ __ ] because I did not look. at the schedule for the week too no but. you're right but it's probably right. eight and a half is very large I mean. eight and a half is a very large spread. but I think it's because even if their. defense was a known good defense okay. that offense is going to score like they. are going to go and without Zach Martin. which Zeke and Jerry have come on said. our best player hey that's our best.
[ __ ] guy not just offensive lineman. that's our best guy I think that's a big. deal just like I thought it was a big. deal when yonda left Baltimore and it. turned out to be like if you have a. staple offensive lineman now Leo Collins. and uh Tyron Smith are back and then and. I understand that's awesome but I think. that's a much bigger deal right in the. middle of the pocket with that coming. back no cool I just feel like there's. there's no line that they can get to. that I'm gonna be like nah I'm not. hammering a buck Gronkowski Chris Godwin.
Mike Evans Antonio Brown Leonard. fournette Ronald Jones O.J Howard cam. breit oh I mean Giovanni Bernard you. somehow got it and by like Tom [ __ ]. Brady yeah and then on the defensive. side ndamukin Su Vida Vega Jason Pierre. Paul an entire secondary that was young. is now older and is one Super Bowl it. just with Todd ball is just getting an. extension and another year in that. system it just feels like ah and then. Devin why I mean you just David yeah.
yeah it just feels like LaVon it feels. like. that they can make that thing [ __ ] 12. 13 and I I would not even nope I I. honestly believe it's going to be a blow. up but it's the NFL and that never. happens so I feel like we're going to be. we're gonna sound stupid on Friday. whenever we're reacting to Thursday game. but I just nothing in me says Tampa's. not going to just absolutely dominate. here probably by the way not just. cowboys that could have been a lot of. teams put in that place it just so. happens to be the Cowboys you know AJ.
well the yeah Tampa should absolutely. dominate they should but I guess the. only question I would have if you see. Dallas finding a way or a chance to. scratch the way into it like let's say. Tampa comes out you know first game of. the year they just have a slow start. they stumble out of the gates as they. like to say on TV which can happen. maybe an early turnover is bad maybe bad. special teams turnover something like. that happens is Dallas good enough to. capitalize on that because you know the. Bucks eventually are going to turn it. around like they may play bad for two. and a half quarters they can turn on the.
juice and put 21 on the board quick. Dallas is a blockbuster as well I mean. they are star-studded on the offensive. side looks like he's in the best shape. he's ever walked Zeke's a hell of a ball. player they got a Mari Cooper out there. CD lamb is running routes I mean Dak. Prescott is an absolute stud Mike. McCarthy has had a lot of success in the. past with his offenses and adapting and. everything like that so I I don't think. that we should be viewing this as uh. as we don't think the Cowboys can be. good I just think with the way Tom Brady. is who's a naturally emotional player he.
is you saw him we're watching the. highlight of the Super Bowl here where. it wasn't ever close no I think in the. moment we were maybe while we're. watching the Super Bowl like oh it feels. like maybe maybe Kansas City and get. back in this strictly because we wanted. to live bet I think Kansas City and. maybe take some money because it was the. last football game of the year but that. game score wise was never close you'll. look down at the score of that game I'm. gonna do a call I'll come back and the. lead has spread even more and I remember. watching that Super Bowl thinking that. maybe the Chiefs would get back into it. because there's a couple plays I think.
where the drop passes maybe touch him. but the score was nowhere near close and. they said they were only going to get. better Tom Brady's in Tyron Matthews. face at certain different times in the. middle of that game who knows what he. said they had their moment they're past. it now I think everybody appreciates. Tyron Matthew and Tom for that exact. reason by the way so they're past it but. his first time in front of Tampa you. know like I think that also means. something and I think him saying on that. stream I would give up two Super Bowls. to have that undefeated season back like. I just think like there's so much.
reasoning behind I believe that they're. not going to stumble out of the gates. even though it seems like some team does. every year and we're like what's going. on with this team and the Patriots and. Tom have done that in the past so I just. that's why hey I guess that's why it's. gambling baby but I'm [ __ ]. sheleighing the [ __ ] out of the goddamn. box tomorrow no matter what it is yeah. absolutely I mean obviously so Dak is a. stud but there's got to be something. with this being his first game back. right like don't you think I mean with.
how horrific that injury was like it's. gonna take him a couple weeks right so. but I guess the same pitch though if I. was as passionate about the Cowboys as I. am about the Bucks would say that coming. back like that I guess that could also. be a positive on the shoulder like he. wants to prove everybody that he. deserves that contract that he is you. know he is the guy so yeah you could say. he's more motivated than ever yeah so I. guess there's a good pitch there and. Jerry Jones said this is Dave verse. Goliath though so whenever I hear Jerry. Jones who is always selling his team.
being great even when they are obviously. not. going. yeah man it's gonna be a problem yeah. you know like I think that is we let's. look. there's something in Tampa yeah. it's great like I think they have they. have weapons all over the place I think. it's gonna be great their defense though. was potentially the worst in the NFL. last year and yeah they bring in Dan. Quinn but Tom's seen Dan Quinn's cover. three a lot throughout the years yeah I. think he knows exactly what who is. potential gonna be open and by the way. it might be our fifth option who's that.
Scotty [ __ ] Miller yeah. thank you. the thought that that Stadium. is going to be. so loud should be a real one too tempeh. lightning fans loudest arena in the NHL. right that's what they say that place. was oh yeah loudest place in the energy. center I think is what's called uh who. the [ __ ] though I was there it was. beautiful but they said it was ability. is it normally Amelie Arena maybe yeah. shout out to homily by the way shout out.
Shadow Emily like is it the only Center. or uh who knows one place was a center. let's get to the bottom of this come on. well I was cutting one of those promos. and I called the place the wrong name. so I mean I kind of you lose everybody. you know it's the only okay it's the. only whatever the case oh oh Tampa was. where I stayed overnight at the uh in a. hotel room that's right yeah that was a. wild night yeah anyway so they're fans. okay that particular group of people.
down there in Tampa Bay are a Rowdy. Bunch they are a loud Bunch they are a. great fan base of people bunch and now. they have reason yet again like they did. way back in the day to be like mastles. they have reasons to lose their minds I. think the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans that. we didn't really get a chance to see. last year at all Super Bowl was split. between what uh obviously cardboard. remember there was a time in our history. where they were telling us how many. cardboard cutouts would be in stadiums.
that's right and 40 thighs a cardboard. cutouts you could be you uh could be. your ten thousand there will be uh 12. 000 Tampa fans and fans and then. there'll be ten thousand uh First. Responders or whatever yeah so I don't. think like the Buccaneers fans just like. Bill's Mafia by the way with uh what do. you think potentially do up in Buffalo I. don't think Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans. have gotten to lose their mind with that. atmosphere how it's going to be once. things potentially start rolling if it. goes another way I mean this thing could. get ugly that's why I think I'm just so.
much like I'll bet the eight and a half. nine and a half whatever the [ __ ] they. want to make it wait I I would imagine. if you're the Cowboys I think if you. fall behind early like the place is. going to be on fire pre-game we know. that and then once it starts if Tampa. can like say let's say Tampa takes the. ball and Tom just marches down the field. like not a big Play Just marches down. the field and they put seven up like. Dallas isn't even there then I guess. we're gonna really see what Dallas is. because man it's an uphill battle Yeah. that place will be so loud so loud just.
because like oh my God this is what it's. going to be like for the foreseeable. future guys too that are playing on your. offense that have not played with really. crowd noise yet in a game yeah a couple. young guys which maybe but that should. be talked about both sides now a lot of. guys playing in the NFL come from. college atmospheres that are probably. louder than most NFL stadiums to be. honest I mean yeah that's something but. it is different communication is going. to be much different for some players. and some teams obviously everything's. different than last year so it is a.
first time in there just the thought of. that Tom run though yes that first one I. mean immediately uh the let's [ __ ] go. thing it's it's gonna be with Canon's. actually firing off raising a banner. oh the whole thing teams have lost. absolutely teams have lost Brady The. Eagles I think they got booed out of. their Stadium on Banner nights yeah they. got bad halftime they're getting booed. into the locker room a banner night this. is a much different animal though I. think just honestly this is like taking.
the Cowboys would be like taking Miami. against Alabama like oh [ __ ] oh we. forgot five minutes in this game like of. course [ __ ] I forgot like that tweet. that Connor put out like hey there is. literally 55 NFL guys yeah on that one. team sideline right there and just. because we didn't know the name of the. goddamn quarterback we thought something. was going to be different in Miami who's. getting hyped is maybe they're going to. top Clemson for the ACC which maybe who. knows I mean who knows an animal thing. but Alabama's that same situation is.
potentially set up there is the recipe. the ingredients for the recipe for the. regret bet yes is there tomorrow night. because both ways by the way because of. course it's gonna be close yeah it's NFL. it's opening game they're not going to. just didn't get a blowout you got to go. back [ __ ] hate gambling dude with. what Clyde said I mean Tom Brady called. him the day after they won the Super. Bowl already talking about what they. need to do for next season it just feels. like the preparation everything there's. no way you can you know warrant betting. on Dallas plus unless you're a Dallas.
unless your Capital right unless you're. gonna die hard it doesn't feel too good. though it doesn't feel like they have. too much going forward was nervous for. him because it's set up again of course. they're gonna Cakewalk everybody yes by. the way that is one just the fact that. we are everybody nervous yes. of course we're winning it all this year. I'm like all right got a long season bud. but we have to acknowledge that there. are times when the entire wagon is going. in the same direction and it wins and. nobody even talks about it because it.
was an obvious win the only time it ever. gets talked about is whenever the entire. wagon is on something and then it loses. it's always the classic like you see it. with the uh Sports predictions uh pundit. pre-show where everybody does that that. gets in there you only really hear about. it whenever it loses and we are setting. ourselves up. to be run back on a Dallas Cowboys video. about how everybody thought we were. going to lose it's going to come to us. like you are irresponsible with your. cash if you bet on the [ __ ] Dallas.
Cowboys to win this game like they were. actually piece that part right there and. put in there but it's real I don't know. how we don't do it you let your money. die with Tom Brady in the Bucks I mean I. can put my head down at night knowing if. the Cowboys surprised the Bucks [ __ ]. good on them but I can't live with. myself betting on Dallas hey and by the. way it doesn't even have to be your. money with fanduel's free bets Bingo. everybody on Earth getting a free bet. that's available to utilize mobile. sports betting uh in their state legally. and if you don't have mobile sports.
betting in your sport legally FanDuel. said uh let's go I guess we can give. everybody else a free stuff out daily. fantasy free entry into the four million. dollar total prize pool 1 million dollar. top prize happening tomorrow night on. FanDuel I mean the boys have already. entered their team I mean there's a. projected over a hundred million dollar. loss for fam handle this first week with. free bets for everybody that is 18 plus. in a legalized state in free daily. fantasy entry into a million dollar top. prize four million total pool this is. bad business decision by FanDuel we have.
to take advantage of it and what you. were saying is maybe you don't even lose. your own money maybe this is paying. those money that you potentially put on. Tom Brady or lasting a lot of parlays. where people are starting to stack some. stuff together where that free bet that. maybe was 20 25 150 depending upon what. the sliding rate is for how much you are. uh uh better or comfortable with their. your level of betting uh you put that in. for a parlay there's people that have. like a seven thousand dollar parlay. coming on this thing it was a free BET. from FanDuel did they take into account. all these parlays that could hit when. they projected 100 million dollar loss I.
don't think so let's get this thing to. 200 300 million dollar loss 100 million. dollars at least AJ Hawk. I guess I mean what is that their goal. they want to lose over 100 million. dollars no they do not want to at all. nope at all we would like them to yes we. would like to take their money and that. was the give and take email text. Exchange you know if we were to because. the thought was approach like can I just. give everybody a free bet you know try. to give everybody Free Bet and they're. like uh what rate and then that becomes. an entire regulation question and then.
if you give like a a five dollar free. bet there but it's like what I'm not. doing I'm not I don't you guys can do. that I don't want to be a part of that. like I would like it to be a bet you. know and uh and then also for the people. that aren't in the gambling Sports uh. States I get a lot of tweets from people. how pissed off they are that their state. isn't I want to let them know I'm. lobbying every day for you I'm knocking. down doors can we do something for them. because I I don't do much fantasy I was. like can we also give them something and. uh they said well what you were talking. about and they laid this out basically. and uh that would that would project.
we'd project to lose and I think they. were laying it out to like explain to me. why what I was asking for is maybe. ridiculous I didn't take it that way. though right I took it cool yeah yeah. that's what I'm thinking I'm thinking we. do that into their credit by the way. they're like all right we already have. it all laid out I guess let's go do it. and that's [ __ ] awesome we got to. take advantage of it though absolutely. especially whenever the they're giving. us one it feels yeah oh yeah and there's. a couple in there hammer down boys are. going to go through it there's a couple. bets this weekend that feel like oh. sportsbook's about to get God a little. bit Yeah speaking of Thursday night what.
do you think is the number where you. wouldn't be comfortable with because I I. do the same deal I almost want to take. like the Bucks alternate spread like. minus 16 and a half but what at what. point do you think you're like all right. I can't do that anymore yeah I. I don't think they're going to make it. to whatever it is 10. 13 and a half I. think nine and a half is the number that. would worry me well if you do just stay. away from the game if it gets to ten I. would stay away yeah you just stay away. from the game but you can't it's the. first game of the season oh you got it.
better so maybe Jerry even told the. schedule makeup you got to get my team. in there listen everybody's gonna have. to bet on this [ __ ] game everybody's. gonna bet on Tampa they can make. whatever and it's a Dallas [ __ ]. Cowboy she put us in there. I can't wait for it let's get to a break. on the other side of the break it'll be. the first segment of this season-long. segment that'll come every Wednesday at. about this time coach is up Chuck with. Chuck Pagano on the other side I I think. he's a massive fan of yours AJ I assume. the same for you uh thinking about him.
everybody's gonna be a fan of this guy. by the end of the season I was very. lucky to be a player on a team you will. never hear a single player come out and. say. I hate Chuck Pagano guy's [ __ ]. awesome and he said and I quote I'm not. looking for a job anywhere anymore so. [ __ ]. that was his Squad yeah verbatim so [ __ ]. he was in with the toxic table and what. we kind of we're gonna bring to him so. he's watched a lot of film on us he's. watched a lot of film on us we did. really yeah yeah we did a call he even.
he said something and said what what. yeah he literally he because I think he. said you know I wasn't going to come. into this like completely unprepared and. he's a coach so I assume he loves. watching films so I bet he had the old. exos on us potentially like oh whenever. he starts standing up that means some. Heat's coming or something I can't wait. for him we got four minutes Chuck. Pagano's on the other side plus your. phone calls after that one eight three. three four McAfee on the five-hour. energy found that we appreciate you. we'll see that. [Music].
thank you. why is football the greatest sport on. Earth and do you think football's. greatest sport on North and why do you. like football. that's a really deep question there Pat. I know I think I'd get a good answer out. of you though like I think you'd be able. to talk about it in a way that I think a. lot of people haven't because you've. been at the Pinnacle of it for so damn. long and inside of it and your brain is. a pretty fantastic one we've learned.
here over the last few weeks obviously. last few weeks that's it that's all the. time we've learned that. I think it's the greatest sport in the. world. for one main reason it is a true team. sport where it is damn near impossible. for one person to dominate an entire. game if you look at other team sports uh. basketball with Five Guys on the court I. think you've seen multiple players over. the years maybe one player or maybe one. or two players on a squad be able to. dominate and win championships baseball.
you can have a dominant pitcher. and win championships soccer you can. have a dominant forward and or goalie. that seems to be a little more of a team. sport but you don't have 11 players. engaged at the same time on every play. it is truly uh. a sport reliant on. every player on the field to do their. job in order to be successful and I. think. that's why at times you know certain. star players can get maybe too much.
credit and maybe too much blame on the. flip side because it does take so many. players at the same time in three phases. to win football games. and I think it's the Beauty and the draw. of our sport is that something new. happens all the time because you are. literally dealing with 11 humans on the. field at one time who all have lives. outside of football and there's. distractions there's a Reliance on on. coaching there's a Reliance on. Preparation there's a Reliance on diet.
and performance I just think there's so. many facets to it that you see something. new every single week and I think that's. the beauty in our game. when it comes to the love that I have. for it it's rooted and I think like any. any players played for a long time the. love is not just about our sport it's. about competition I think there's. nothing in the world for me that feels. that need in that hole I have. like competition I think we you know if.
players play for a long time at a high. level you have that. uh need to be satiated. uh competitively and and it's a love. of going out there and going against. guys and being an environment where you. know that uh nothing is guaranteed and. that's why at times have taken uh. umbrage to people saying that it's easy. because it's not easy it's never easy. and I guess the beauty in our game is.
these things new every single week it's. never easy. and your only thing you're guaranteed is. the ability to compete. uh I love that aspect of I love. competing I love going out there and. harnessing the fear of failure where I. think so many people who maybe don't. love football as much the root of that. is is a deep fear of failure that you. might go out there and your best might. not be good enough and that's not okay. with you.
[Music]. I'll tell you what it's pretty cool. Roger Goodell gave me a big hug. beforehand too sir thank you so much. Shane you drinking yeah cheers to you. man that was a good one. [Applause]. [Laughter]. I feel like it went pretty good.
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but that would order a size up AJ I. think we have some coming to your house. and I believe we have to send them now. to this man's house okay ladies and. gentlemen I am so thrilled to announce. that every week we'll get a chance to. chat with this guy about his thoughts of. the NFL weekend that was in the NFL. weekend that's about to happen a man who. coached for 33 years the game of. football loves football sweats football. bleeds football Sleeps football the man. has been there done that none of us. expect him to remain retired by the way. because of everything I just said uh.
Peloton Master former head coach of mine. ladies and gentlemen coach. what's up dude. how you guys doing hey I kind of. referenced this and for the sake of our. show like uh it's a segment we even have. a like a segment graphic look at this. Chuck we made this let's go ahead and. run that thing. look at that Chuck we never do that that. is that is sweet yeah we never do that.
okay like we don't fully we'll probably. never do that again. but this is a real segment coach is up. Chuck I'm so thankful for you doing it. we all know though that football guys. like this retirement thing you know are. you gonna go back middle of the Season. you're gonna have to consult some people. because you're going to start getting. the itch you're going to start getting a. little bit of driving it back in there. are you fully enjoying retirement now. and looking back on everything you. accomplished in the football world. no I'm fully enjoy enjoying retirement. Pat.
Uh great times uh looking back on the. career but you know I just watch the TV. look at the news Twitter Instagram this. that and the other and everything that. these guys are dealing with right now. there's so much out there I mean if it. was just about the relationships the. thing that you're going to miss the. relationships the competition game day. all that stuff but as you know there's a. bunch of other [ __ ] that you got. [ __ ] yeah.
you cut out there. oh no here we go again. um but by the way what he just said. there like that's why this segment's. gonna be awesome yeah here we go okay. and him being fully retired and not. looking back is why this segment's gonna. be awesome because the coaches okay. fraternity is a really tight one because. they know how much effort it is and. everything and Chuck will never bury.
anybody he's a good person but he'll at. least be able to speak about like the. job and why and the house and everything. like that and whenever he says something. is he back no he's not Jesus Christ him. and Tina. I absolutely rip [ __ ] hey the other day. we did a test with this oh we did a test. with this the other day and you should. or his wife this has been an entire. thing yeah he pokes her head into the. face time it's like classic couple. that's been together for I think they. got married after like two weeks of. knowing each other yeah and it's worked.
that's awesome yeah it's unbelievable. she is. one of the coolest humans walking this. Earth I mean she would have to be. obviously a football coach. I thought he calls her coach at one. point during that inaugural FaceTime the. other day yeah she kind of keeps the. whole thing together but Chuck talking. about the [ __ ] like that's the. things I want to hear about from a head. coach because nobody ever dives into it. because you're you're lucky to be a. coach right and we all understand that. like I was very lucky to be in the NFL. AJ was very lucky to be in the NFL being. a coach in the NFL a lot of people's. dreams we get but there is stuff that.
they have to deal with that you would. think to yourself oh that would suck. dude oh they get paid I get it they get. paid but you it's not just about. football it's about everything that. happens in the world especially with. this covet thing so I'm excited to hear. what happens with the kovacon ladies and. gentlemen joining us from his house with. Incredible internet AJ Hawk was draining. it just a little bit ago ladies and. gentlemen coach chocolate. okay Chuck you're back you look great. okay you said that if it was about the. football and the relationships it. wouldn't be a problem but as we all know. that's all the [ __ ] let's talk about.
some of that right now these covid. protocols how do you think this is going. to get managed by the coaches and what. could you possibly do to make like Zach. Martin Cowboys best player is out. tomorrow because of the protocols left. tackle for the Dolphins big deal out. tomorrow uh they are out this weekend. because the protocols against Patriots. how would you handle that because you. got to like treat people like men but. also it's like that could derail an. entire season right now Chuck. no there's no doubt about it and again I.
don't miss having to go in every single. day and getting a Q-tip stuck you know. up my nose into my brain but having to. navigate the waters that these head. coaches are going to have to navigate. general managers making sure your 53-man. roster uh your practice squad you know. the great thing is practice squad used. to be eight players now they're at 16. players so you can uh you can stack you. know your practice squad with some with. some extra guys. um you know yeah it's gonna be it's. going to be a nightmare. um because you never You're Never Gonna. Know You're Gonna trust your players to.
you know go home do the right thing uh. quarantine themselves stay safe but. these guys all got families and they got. kids going to school so it's not it's. not you know uh you know if it's when. it's going to happen and so hopefully. you know nobody runs into the problem. the Broncos had a year ago uh with. losing the whole quarterback room and. all that BS you know and and a lot of. that was brought on by themselves as we. all know now the rest of the story but. um it's going to be injuries are one. thing it's hard enough to field a team.
and win a game on Sundays and now. dealing with the with the protocols it's. crazy. Chuck so we're looking at you know we're. starting week one of the NFL right now. you as a coach like what was the most. frustrating thing or the your you know. what was the most difficult to handle. like on week one like you'd always say. you always say oh you never know what's. going to happen craziness ensues and. teams aren't really all in sync yet what. was the toughest thing for you I think. to get your teams ready. I think just dotting the eyes and. crossing the t's and make sure that from.
a situational standpoint Pat knows um we. did a a ton of mock situations through. the preseason through training camp and. you try to cover all your bases offense. defense special teams but just that. checklist of all those things it's one. thing you know making sure that your. team is healthy uh and ready to go uh. for week one uh Sunday Thursday tomorrow. whatever but um there was just a Litany. of things that um you know especially. for a first-time head coach yeah you. know sitting there and going through.
with your your offensive coordinator. defensive coordinator you know Midge. coming in and driving me crazy Pat as. you know I mean. nervous nervous Nelly Tony McMahon he's. out in Denver now but. um you know and then you know deciding. the the uh you know 53 is one thing but. then deciding the 46 who's going to be. up and now you get 48 on game day you. know you get two extra players one being. an offensive alignment so I think you. know managing the roster and managing. who is going to be up on game day it's.
tough okay so let's the rookie. let's dive into that a little bit deeper. because you got a chance to experience. that in our team uh whatever you were a. rookie head coach by the way was ranked. 32nd out of 32 NFL teams by all things. it was actually on the back of our Shirt. By the way they had all the teams and. then our name was right down by our ass. down here it was a it was a full thing. because that's literally how we were. viewed and the roster was viewed and. obviously we just had Andrew Luck which. I think you know I can't wait to hear. your thoughts on how Urban and Trevor.
will do this thing but as a rookie head. coach day before uh let's say day before. game night before game did you actually. [ __ ] your pain were you nervous as hell. because you had no idea was going to. expect or is all the experience of being. an assistant coach and kind of feeling. how the room was did you have obviously. you have hope but was there a lot of. like what the hell could happen tomorrow. the night before a game. a lot of anxiety a lot of anxiety I. didn't I didn't need a diaper. um but for pretty pretty close pretty.
close you just don't want to screw the. thing up. you know you want to give your uh your. players and your team a chance and in. every situation to go out and and play. well and just you don't want to screw. that thing up so you know having having. things organized having things. um settled as far as you know just. replay and making sure that you got. somebody in the box that can manage the. game help you manage the game from a. from a down distance timeout situation. replay situation who's that guy going to.
be that guy has to know those rules. inside and out. um all those things so uh yeah these. first year head coaches you know there's. a bunch of things that's going through. their mind right now. um they're going to go over their game. plans one last time uh offense defense. special teams their checklist the. situational stuff the replay stuff. there's there's a ton of stuff but I. will say at the end of the day. all these guys are playing with house. money right now too. so let it rip have fun go out there get.
your team ready to go. um you know snot bubbles coming out the. nose uh go out and have fun and let. those guys make your plants simple so. that those guys can go play fast and. have fun and and and and go out and. compete and uh again you're playing with. house money let it rip yeah nobody's. expecting any of these rookie head. coaches to [ __ ] be Bill Belichick on. game one that is something I never even. really thought about sorry about that go. ahead AJ oh Chuck so we were just. talking about 10 Bay Bucks and how they. are absolutely set up for success to be.
better than they were last year like is. it just people that are Bucks fans are a. lot of people in the studio just think. that they're just going to roll through. their their regular season and win the. Super Bowl again like how how possible. do you think that is for them we didn't. give our predictions on Super Bowl yeah. yeah you know 22 starters back Tom Brady. it's easy to say hey yeah You're Gonna. Roll right through uh you know the NFC. make it to the conference Championship. Game get to the Super Bowl but you got a. huge ball bullseye on your chest now. you know.
and. um you know expect expectations can can. do a lot of things to a lot of people. now I don't expect we still together I. don't expect this group especially you. know bringing Tom Brady down there yeah. that's a whole Corporation in and of. itself so everybody's level of. preparation play everything goes from. like here to here you know out the roof. and so. um Bruce will do a great job managing. all that stuff as we know uh the.
coaching staff down there is experience. they got you know great guys calling the. plays on offense and defense and special. teams and those guys know that players. the players know the coaches they've. been through this drill so I think once. you get out there. um and the ball you roll out the ball. and you kick that thing off and. everything the dust settles I think this. group uh definitely has a chance to. repeat hey Chuck listen to this there. was teams that weren't interested in Tom. Brady coming to their building when he. became a free agency that that aren't. set at like their quarterback position. allegedly and I said to what you said.
like you get Tom Brady in the building. accountability is high for everything. athletic trainers chefs okay chefs uh. the bus drivers by the way people buy. equipment managers you name it everybody. doesn't want to be the reason why they. don't win I couldn't believe that some. teams were like yeah he's too old out. there that is crazy to me Chuck you need. a guy I mean if you get a guy you hang. on to your guy forever Aaron Rodgers who. comes on on Tuesday you potato I mean.
you gotta hang up in the face that he. just got caught on I was going to talk. to him about Aaron you know and if he. listened to Aaron Rodgers Tuesday talked. yesterday and how the floor has always. been the Ally in this thing like I'm. excited to hear Chuck's thoughts on like. Matt leflore being the Ally here and. maybe even being a massive part of that. whole thing sticking together for a long. time at this point yeah it's a lot of. pressure on that dog absolutely and he. kind of I mean it was probably. tongue-in-cheek but he said you know. like that was one of the reasons why he. didn't want to go back to Chicago it's. like hey I'm sick and tired of having to. prepare for Rogers to come in and just.
rip my guts out like I mean you know. it's just so yeah it would be very. interesting to see his his take on on. their relationship AJ why'd you put your. router in Chuck's house good God where. is he where does Chuck live do you know. uh he's got houses all. Miami he's coaching Boise he's coaching. Montana I think Baltimore Baltimore. Indie I think I think he potentially you. know he has he coached at UCLA I'm. pretty sure I didn't know ladies and. gentlemen back with us with Incredible. internet ladies and gentlemen.
okay we'll power through we'll pop we'll. send you your daughter so hey. bars. everything so like you AJ I know in the. Attic you're up top in the uh in the. castle there in Ohio. um you definitely got to get somebody. over to whatever building you're in. downtown Indy oh I got I got I got barge. I got everything but. no AJ so I'm living in Boise Idaho now.
my first full-time coaching job was here. in 1987 I met my wife Tina we started. dating in 88 got married in 89 and the. rest is history so I got that yeah so. Boise Idaho we dated two months I left. town she came to East Carolina for a. spring break Senator put on a plane. called her over the phone the next day. after American me she said thankfully. yes. dad was a little skeptical. about two months two months and then you.
leave town he's like. I called from a pay phone I was. recruiting in Winston-Salem North. Carolina. he's like. you got to be [ __ ] me yeah you can't. you kids don't even know each other boom. hang up hey I'm happy it happened. because you two are quite a tag team a. powerful tag team and by the way the. coach's life coaches wife coaches family. is maybe one of the most difficult. positions on Earth with the amount of. hours and dedication and everything like.
that the fact that you two and we got a. chance to test it out in the you know. the rehearsal call love is still in the. air oh yeah oh yeah it's an inspiration. man it's a very it's inspiring so I. appreciate you both and I'm happy that. Dad didn't you know lock Tina Don up. there and say no you ain't going to no. [ __ ] bum [ __ ] town in North Carolina. with some Italian coach all right that. ain't happening uh Chuck let's get back. to this though whenever you have a guy. and what you said about Tom Brady and. how everybody's accountability and you. have a lot of friends in that building a. lot as do I and everything that we.
thought was right there when you have a. guy you got to keep them and we talked. to you about Aaron Rodgers while the. entire Aaron Rodgers situation was. happening but now we know even more. Aaron at the floor are like I think like. best friends almost to the point where I. think leflore is a massive piece of why. that he came back and everything. happened there is that a pressure you. feel do you think the four is being told. by Mark Murphy and good like hey uh we. need you to save our asses here is that. just something that's like kind of. naturally understood you think as a head. coach and being the direct correspondent.
between front office and team is that. like is that a real pressure you have to. kind of make everybody happy with Tomlin. has to deal with TJ Watts contract right. now I mean that is some like [ __ ] you. have to navigate right. no you're you're in charge of all that. stuff and and Matt's the offensive. caller and the play caller as well and. so you know him being the first one out. there who wants to lose Aaron Rodgers as. their quarterback are you kidding me. damn right he was the first one out. there with you know bourbon and whiskey.
and scotch and toe and probably an opus. couple you know bottles of Opus One you. know it wasn't cheap wine yeah no way no. for Aaron's palette can't have that. cheap [ __ ] no Two Buck Chuck but having. that guy it's very very important and so. the head coach is always the guy that. you know the whole building the owner of. the GM everybody is looking to the head. coach okay fix this problem go make this. thing right we can't lose this guy okay. we might have done this this and this uh. you know you may have come into my. office a few times Pat and we had to you.
know get things calmed down you know I'm. on my hands and knees please don't go do. what you're fixing to do. don't remember that conversation right. yeah and some people are really lucky. that I didn't by the way they're really. lucky with the conversation oh my God. remember we said hey just put. this ball that's what you're kicking. today right okay so let's go to work so. I appreciate you taking taking the high. road there but um anyway you would I. mean Tom Brady coming in the building.
I mean Peyton Manning you were with the. sheriff so you know firsthand exactly. what that's like and you're right you. don't want to be that guy don't be that. guy you don't want to let him down you. don't want to let anybody down but that. guy I mean it's one thing you drop a. ball in practice and you don't know the. uh the the plays and how to get lined up. and you're running the wrong routes. you're out. give me a new wide receiver in there you. saw it and they don't mess around so. from an accountability standpoint part. of being a great leader is being being.
able to hold your peers accountable and. daily. you know day after day after day and. that's not easy and a lot of people are. scared of that guy Connor yeah coach I. was wondering Joe Thomas once said when. he was with the Browns every single year. he would say you know this is the year. we're going 16-0 very confident as a. coach would you have that same mindset. every single year or would you sometimes. kind of look at the schedule and the. team and kind of know yeah we're. probably not going to be perfect this. season. uh great question I think every head.
coach goes in. um I'm an eternal optimist Pat will tell. you that you're never going to go in and. say hey guys you know what if if we go. 500 this year I mean it's going to be a. great season you know. you know right then and there probably. be the last time you address the uh the. team in the in the team room probably be. packing your [ __ ] the next day. but no everybody every head coach walks. in they got the trophy they open up the. suitcase they got the white gloves on. they're showing the trophy everybody.
starts that way now you guys know better. than I know all the pundits know okay. who really has that opportunity so. you're going to tell that you're going. to sell that you know Pat will tell you. when I got the only reason I got that. job in India is because the sheriff. Payton didn't play the year before you. know and you had a bunch of quarterbacks. on there that. you know we all know good guys and all. that but. you're two and fourteen at the end of. the day yeah and that's why you know Jim. Caldwell's a hell of a football coach.
and took that team to a Super Bowl and. he's out you know so that's the only. reason that whole thing was blown up and. that first team meeting we had Pat there. wasn't very many people in there I think. it was like 20 I think it was like 20. people in the entire team meeting room. legit because that was that was after. the off season where I was getting texts. and calls from my friends they're like. don't answer your phone they're cutting. and firing everybody they fired [ __ ]. Peyton Manning what to you yeah they're. cutting Peyton Manning okay all right. good news there was next to nobody and. this is Chuck by the way okay so now. thinking back from your standpoint this.
is Chuck's first team meeting as a head. coach you know in the NFL we're working. all these years to get this moment you. didn't get a chance to have a full house. that's unbelievable I didn't even think. about you talking to that little just. like skeleton crowd that was in her you. crossed it though by the way you [ __ ]. came in and crushed it I want to let you. know that. well I appreciate it you know what. there's a bunch of guys in that room. including yourself that. um you just don't happen but happens. stance you know end up in a you know NFL.
locker room on an NFL roster so there. was a bunch of guys in there that now. had the opportunity to fill in for for. Payton Phil well he was going to replace. Peyton but well Andrew Luck so that was. very lucky. um so to speak that that line that that. lined up but Gary Brackett Dallas Clark. just Saturday I mean all those guys but. we talked about hey what I said what. about yeah what about a uh the. opportunity that that you have now have. you know to go out there and and go ball. out and and win yourself a job and show.
everybody in the world yeah I've been. playing behind this guy but I've done. what I'm supposed to do I prepared for. this moment and now I'm gonna go let I'm. gonna go take advantage of it I do love. that every meeting okay sometimes it. would get to the point where we're like. if Chuck comes in here with any of this. positive [ __ ] we you're gonna slap. him and he would he would come it was a. terrible game I mean just absolutely. terrible game and some chuck would. address it he would address the terrible. we'd have the plays you know the whole. thing and then by the end of that.
meeting he had everybody in there. believing like oh we're never gonna play. like that again like that is a massive. part of being a coach by the way like. the consummate motivator that's my last. year when Anthony Lane told the Chargers. like it's probably not going to be it. for us this year boys and they still had. a chance to make it in the playoffs I. was like well I just like you said I. don't want that guy speaking to my team. ever in there yeah go ahead Ty as we. continue to regain uh service with Chuck. Coach Pat has told us a bunch of stories. about you know your locker room speeches. or little quips that you've had and by. all accounts you're a great order when.
you look up at a guy like Nick siriano. who kind of he sounds like a doofus. almost every time he talks to the media. um do you do any time like you're in. your first year did you think after like. addressing the team or talking to the. media like oh [ __ ] these guys are gonna. think I'm a complete [ __ ] like is that. something you really had to work on as. the season went on and do you think it. matters or as long as you win like you. know all that kind of stuff Falls by the. wayside. yeah.
um great another great question I think. you always worry about. I don't know poor connection again no. you're good you're good we can hear you. we can hear you maybe it's Idaho yeah I. think I want you though did I lose you. guys again no you're good can you hear. us. that's ever. that was a great question though thank. you because I was yeah it was a great. question he actually said it was a great. question pretty good little run there. though without breaking up yeah I love. uh Chuck Pagano what he was referring to.
is I was going to explain a situation. that had happened behind closed doors to. the entire media. yeah I was going to do it you know I was. I was like uh what'd you say yeah. absolutely call him back but I was going. to do that and I was like Chuck I'm. [ __ ] sick I'm not this is [ __ ]. this is Amateur hour this is not how we. [ __ ] do things around here. you have no idea the repercussions if. you do that. I said nah [ __ ] this dude I I this is. humble you you know in Chuck I was like. I wish I do know I do know okay listen.
but just think of the I think of. everything that could happen it was. amazing it was it was coaching by the. way yeah that is actual coaching you. know whenever I was in the middle of. that thing and I think that's why. everybody loves chuck chuck whenever. you're speaking to the public or. speaking to the team early did you have. any moments where you're like oh these. people are gonna think I'm an absolute. idiot because like siriani botched his. Open Press Conference which has then led. to Ty's harshly Judgment of it but did. that ever happen for you is that. something you had to actively think. about or you just went out there and.
shot from the hip. no I I think you got to be yourself and. you and be true to who you are but you. certainly don't want to go uh you know. screw things up and be a douchebag you. know and every time every time you you. go on there you know you guys do a. segment and you get done with a segment. and it's like you're looking for some. affirmation okay how'd I do so I'm. walking out of media press conferences. and talking to Avis and and conti and. hey how do you think it went how do you. think I answered this how do you think I. answered that and and and a lot of times.
you know we worry too much about the. media and we think they're all and. they're not you know they're they're. really not and I always said you know. what you you know write about me what. you say about me is really none of my. business so you got to go up there you. got to be yourself but you don't want to. stroll up all over yourself either you. know and you're always worried about the. message because the message you know AJ. knows that you know. being in the locker room and listening. to those head coaches that you played. for you're always worried about the.
message you're always worried about. coming up with something different and a. lot of times you don't need something. different you know uh you change it up. here and there but just be true to. yourself and and speak from the damn gut. and speak from the heart and. and and don't be a douchebag yeah. authenticity is a big deal especially an. NFL locker room with the NFL locker room. can sense [ __ ] immediately coming. out of somebody's mouth and I think. because you were so raw with us is why. we all loved you so much uh you're. always a great orator by the way and I. like the fact you just took a shot at.
the media we have to take a break one. minute from now the first coach coaches. up uh Chuck segment just wrapped aside. from a couple Tech issues on our end. aside from that though this was. incredible I can't wait for next. Wednesday Chuck thank you so much. thank you guys thank you. as situations unfold during the season. coaches getting fired in the middle of. the Season wait for that to happen yep.
he's the man like I I would have loved. to play for a guy like I would love to. play for Chuck at some point yeah Chuck. I mean he was [ __ ] awesome you know. like we got to the AFC Championship game. and a lot of things happened you know. like what behind the scenes a lot of. stuff I mean there was just a lot of. turmoil I mean there's just a lot of. [ __ ] that happened everywhere but then. we still had a team that loved each. other you know and I think that's very. evident still to this day I'm very. thankful for Chuck our threes on the. other side will take some phone calls. and more chatter with the legend. cocktail Superstar.
AJ Hawk oh yeah. did we mute this music area in the. middle of nowhere. all the hard work throughout my entire. life whether it was driving me to. practice to go to work the coaches that. invested hours in me everything I have. done to get to this point I got a whole. town a community a family A Tribe of. people watching me potentially live out.
my dreams that we all thought was going. to happen and when I get to rock I get a. chance to carry eight [ __ ] that. are playing for a team that is in the. city that I went to college in I carry. eight people have the biggest moment in. my football career maybe make a team if. not with the coach somewhere else hey. that guy's got juice let's do it change. the entire Direction in the course of my. family's life.
I can't be excited though no. don't even think about [ __ ] dare are. you kidding me are you. oh that just happened and everything I. just said there and more is potentially. happening in that one play don't even. [ __ ] think get your [ __ ] ass back. in the hood you know Barry Sanders Hey. Barry Sanders he'd score a touchdown and. he just handed to the ref and he was. gone why don't I well Barry Sanders also. won the Heisman right yeah he was also. like the all-time leader scoring this. whole thing Barry Sanders was.
unbelievable worked his ass off let's. not get crazy and Barry Sanders had the. ability to act like he had been there. before because Barry Sanders by the way. had [ __ ] been there before they made. it Barry Sanders the way he goes about. businesses and how everybody goes about. business maybe there's a lot of. different stories a lot of different. situations a lot of different life. events that lead to somebody acting. differently than somebody that just. acted you know almost robotic while. being one of the most exciting and. electric players in the history got. nothing but love for Barry Sanders let's. not get crazy but there's a lot of. people tweeting act like you've been.
there before it's like do you think this. motherfucker's been there before has it. this dude just carrying eight people and. maybe change the entire life he can't be. excited aren't we a game of emotion. aren't we a game of excitement why is. this a [ __ ] penalty hey get down hey. eat your M M's sitting on the chair. being cool you became my commissioner. you weren't. you weren't my commissioner went hey you. dance you're [ __ ] out your sock slide.
you're [ __ ] out we don't want. anything we want robots knowing much. everybody hated you then Raj all right. everybody hated you and nobody. understood why you're trying to take the. fun out of the game you're doing it. because you want to be able to just. pluck and play you didn't want to have. to have players be brand names because. then you could replace them easily okay. I understand the business side of it but. we all agreed the tribe has spoken that. the game's better when people are. excited some things are too much all. right some things are way too much. there's there's some dances that.
happened that looked a little bit more. like basketball where we're all like. there's no way that can happen with a. full lined it we get it there were some. but it added to the game the excitement. added to everything now taking away this. and making it a point of emphasis and. I'm not saying that there should be. egregious if something egregious happens. they should penalize them yes please. it's not for the good of our game not. for the good of the league not good for. fans not good for anybody I understand. that's going to happen but a point of. emphasis means hey we're cracking down. on this because we don't want to happen.
anymore and why are we targeting that as. opposed to targeting something else I'll. never understand my commissioner Roger. Goodell is going to get to the bottom of. this if Sam Archer doesn't do it first. yeah. [Music]. that opening kickoff in that uh Super. Bowl you're referring to with the Colts. Hester takes to the crib you have a. little bit of a heart attack there. very bad bad decision Pat on my part all. week up in Indy we're practicing and we.
know he's their number one threat they. don't have a lot of offensive Weaponry. they win with defensive special team so. for the whole week we're in Indy we're. not going to let him touch the ball we. practice squibbing to the corners. bouncing the ball high kick pop-up kick. off hunted out of bounds everything did. not let him touch the ball uh we have a. chapel service and the chaplain talks. about David and Goliath and he says hey. the reason David beat Goliath he wasn't. afraid everybody else was afraid David. ran right at him threw it right between. the eyes and it was over and I started.
thinking we're playing we're acting like. we're afraid of Devin Hester so I told. the team on Saturday night I hope we. lose the toss we're going to kick off. we're going to kick it right down the. middle when we pound him they'll know we. mean business. it's gonna be over we kicked it to him. 12 seconds later he's in the other end. let me saying what idiot decided. unfortunately. the last 59 minutes the team made up for. it.
wait until they see the tone we. can go. I don't know if that's such a good idea. Tim Raj had to walk in there and do a. full you know what I mean yeah hey I'm. we're coming we're bringing a big Sports. stooge thing over here is that okay yup. deal perfect let's get some tea let's.
get the [ __ ] out of here how do you. think that went between Roger the queen. you think she liked them yeah yeah I bet. she liked them she probably knows a lot. like what if she's sitting there and. then all of a sudden she's like so what. about the Sean Watson's situation what. about the Sean Watson situation what. about the Sean Watson situation. spot on accident. get that one out of it like what if. she's really dialed into the NFL. [Music].
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I've had a chance to really build my. crew build my following build my. audience and ridiculous what am I. supposed to do so I'm supposed to look. at something that I can definitely. afford and say nah is that what I'm. supposed to do the Pat McAfee show. starts in three two one. welcome back to that show hour three. with AJ Hawk live in Ohio wearing the. same sweater he was wearing when he gave. a perfect English accent months ago. he's back on Sirius XM channel 82 Mad.
Dog Sports Radio youtube.com forward. slash the epad Mackie show big thanks to. Chuck we already got a text from Chuck. saying I'll fix the Wi-Fi issue I. apologize for that that's accountability. that's right is AJ likes to blame us. yeah and Ohio and everything I don't. blame you. you were clapping for him whenever he. was saying hey I might be excited. because me and Chuck bonded over the. fact that our internet is garbage so it. was he was all yeah he was like when. they when they hate the coach in 1980 in. the hockey team hey what actual thoughts. now you had like six minutes here.
um and that is a bunker mentality by the. way whenever you hate the coach you kind. of can kind of come together and and say. hey we're in this thing together at [ __ ]. this guy and that's what you're talking. about in miracle and ice. hey you give everybody one common goal. and they're one common thread through. everybody is hey we hate this dude and. we can we can Bond over our hatred for. him yeah and I'm not sure. that yeah. you know I didn't exactly like flesh. this completely out so I don't know. exactly how it works in to that story. but I thought that was a great story.
I mean if you tie anything to Miracle on. now he's having your mirror immediately. going to get legitimized you know what I. mean that's a smart idea there but uh. you've had like six minutes kind of step. away here with good internet uh to think. about the shop conversation imagine that. guy every day addressing the team that. you're on just imagine that like every. day this optimism like gas tank is just. always at F somehow it makes no sense he. was coming in had stories too and he's. been legitimized I mean he was coaching. it to you when you was the you he was.
recruiting the guys that made the you. the U he's in Baltimore over there he is. everybody comes and says what's up the. Chuck it's like what a Nikon I can't. thank him enough for joining us I I. thought he was amazing and I would love. I would love to sit there in team. meetings every day and know that you're. getting an upbeat like overly positive. guy because that is usually not the case. in the NFL and a lot of times if you're. winning consistently in the NFL it is. definitely not overly positive because. if it's overly positive then these guys. are going to sit back and they're going. to cruise for a little bit so we're. going to stay on them we can't enjoy.
this until the season's over base his. come on guys days were awesome yeah I. bet he would tell a story about somebody. what happened and then he would come in. and tie it in and he can't do it you. can't delicious you can't do this and. then he would show the thing like this. right. that you're looking he would ask like. this yeah it was like it's almost like. you felt like you let down like like did. we not go over this. how many 72 times I think we went over. the 70s like it was like one of the like.
he addressed the account like. accountability was a real thing but just. by the end of it it was always just like. like hey here we go like we we're past. this we're we're moving on great. relationship can't wait to hear what. comes up throughout the NFL season as we. continue to roll here he did say though. you know the Buccaneers are going to. beat the [ __ ] yeah he did he said. Target's on her chest you know that's. where all those guys want to be anyways. and Tom's at Target for 20 some years. every single year of his career so uh AJ. Hawk did you hear about TJ Watts. practice status being a secret I guess.
it is not being released by the. Pittsburgh Steelers or the media is that. happening I saw Mark Madden tweet about. it oh yeah cause that's definitely the. voice that we have to listen to so is TJ. watt practicing I don't know why don't. you know well is it a close practices. nice okay. yeah you're right we find out after. practice well and I guess you would but. there is always media at the beginning. of practice yeah usually at least for. like stretch and walk through well. that's not the part that we're we don't. know about because we know that he's. always done individuals so.
uh so we need to get maybe a drone. helicopter can we run a chopper over. here in Pittsburgh fly over UPMC Center. Diner and see if old 90s flying around. come on it call Madden thank you call. somebody on uh on Pitt's football team. or their staff they split the building. this shirt together let's call Kris. Kristoff. he's alumni he can [ __ ] I think just. walk I think he can land his helicopter. on the field that the Steelers are. practicing in right now now that he is. the official sponsor of the head. coaching title uh with a 20 million. dollar donation that's pretty big news.
obviously Sean McVeigh uh came out and. said obviously the Rams and Matthew. Stafford playing on Sunday Night. Football against the Bears. okay I appreciate that uh he thinks uh. Sean McVeigh says he would be naive of. them to not prepare for Justin fields in. some form or fashion so I think Sean. McVeigh is saying everything that a head. coach has to say just like Chuck just. told us you have to cover all your bases. I'm not sure Sean mcvayne knows anything. more than any of us know but it would be.
dumb not to maybe prepare for a. quarterback that's on the roster that. they traded a couple first round picks. in the future for and has played pretty. well in the preseason just in case Andy. Dalton doesn't perform up to Snuff uh. you view this the same way because these. quotes have been talked about by a lot. of people AJ yeah and credit to Andrew. Siciliano for putting this beautiful. tweet out he looks like a giant in his. profile pic on Twitter so credit to. Siciliano but yeah of course who knows. you think Justin Fields May uh is it. possible that he's gonna have like a.
little package for him maybe Red Zone. maybe throw him in keep the defense on. the heels yeah third down red zones. whatever you should have some sort of. trickery especially in the modern. football where you can create plays that. create space and then the money down and. in the gold Zone the the red zone why. would you not get a guy that can move. and throw but maybe Andy Dalton says hey. this is my team now. Drew Brees didn't say it to him but Nagy. and Pace have said it to him basically. this entire time even after Drafting and. before drafting Justin Fields they've. been very consistent with this is Andy.
Dalton's team if you bring in Justin. fields for a third down and there's. great success and you bring in Justin. fields for the Red Zone and there's. great success just like the fits magic. [ __ ] with Tua last year the fields Mania. is going to grow louder and louder and. louder so I would assume just because. they don't want to deal with that maybe. not but it would be dumb not to if you. think Justin Fields can make a play that. ain't Dalton can it would be dumb not to. if he's on your roster but you know if. it is successful there's a chance that. all hell is going to break loose on the. other side go ahead Zito uh last week. Naggy did say there is a designated.
plays for uh fields for this game yeah. and I'd be saying that as well that. there's designated place for uh who. who's a good other good player Khalil. Mack also running back potentially a. quarterback you're like I think it that. situation is going to be one that I'm. fascinated to watch. you know because unless they can Pace. have comfort that they have another year. at least after this because they have a. rookie quarterback that they invested. the future of the franchise in with a. couple picks and a guy who's been good. unless they have the utmost comfort that.
they are not done at the end of this. year and they are just patient with this. entire thing who knows how that could. pan out honestly especially if Andy. Dalton balls and Deals yeah which might. happen that's the best case scenario for. them right that Andy just plays so well. that they they can't put Justin fields. in yet and you let them sit there and. develop and maybe put them in in little. different spots throughout the game and. then that package grows as the season. goes on and then you don't need to be in. two quarterbacks to your point what if. they do that and Justin Fields throws a. 75-yard touchdown then that just.
intensifies everything else it feels. yeah sorry it is it'll be like the death. chant from the Gladiator day so the. whole crowd will be chanting Fields I. mean it'll become it'll become that's. like something you have to think about. though we should ask Chuck [ __ ] and. they've empowered Dalton to be the. starting quarterback so if that's the. case and you do that in the first. quarter of your first game of the season. and we have to let it be clearly known. that we as a show think that if Justin. Fields can do a third down package or a. Red Zone package or a goal line package.
that makes the Chicago Bears a better. team you should do it you're doing a. team disservice if you don't what we are. saying is if that package has a lot of. success their little plan might be. hindered by the public reaction that. could happen naturally on Sunday Night. Football national television in the. third largest city in America. never has ever and never will be second. largest city in America will always. maybe move to four actually. if Houston continues to expand how big.
that City I mean one end of Houston to. the other is a drive across Pennsylvania. yeah massive okay so I mean that thing. could continue just to grow and become. the third largest city but that type of. thing is something that I guess Nagy at. this point has heard all the chatter and. just can isolate himself from but I. don't know how they handle that thing. from a PR stand yeah how big of a lease. do you guys think Andy dahlin actually. has like do you are they going to give. him an entire game or is it going to be. like a quarter to quarter basis or even. the first half and if he doesn't do well. then hey let's just go with Fields go.
ahead AJ it seems like though they're. they're talking like a couple weeks. though from the beginning plans it feels. like at least he has at least time he's. our starter that's how he plays right it. depends how he plays I think it helps. Andy and the bears that they're on the. road week one I think that is good let. him be on the road to figure this thing. out so we don't have the whole stadium. yelling at us if Andy throws one in. completion. don't you think yeah yeah yeah yeah that. and he plays well I don't know if they. go are they home week two probably yeah. they're home week two against the. Bengals so that's yeah that's how Joey.
Burns playing week two yeah Revenge game. oh yeah yeah so definitely have to play. Don't yeah maybe that's the only promise. that Nagy and Pace made dope yeah yes. gay Revenge you can play Cincy Justin. Fields week four at home against the. Lions yeah maybe the lines is a good. time to get them in there depending upon. how mcdc's got that Pride running up. there on that field who's week three. week three is at Cleveland against the. brownies yeah probably not going to want. to do the debut in Cleveland they could. be oh and three yeah against the Lions. week four but that's the one yeah with.
17 Game season you can go in three and. still turn that thing around very much. like you can turn that thing a lot. especially you know in that whole thing. but I think Andy Dalton is going to play. well and it's gonna put a wrench in the. entire thing and there's going to be a. growing crowd that's pissed that he's. not playing and then there's going to be. a crowd that's like well why why would. we right now Andy Dalton's playing. really well if he gets hurt or something. happens okay we're happy for that that's. best case scenario for Negan Pace. especially for the futures of their. careers but who knows how that whole. thing pans out Holly Roseman said uh and.
we talked about this in the first hour. whenever I cut a promo for why the Colts. are gonna cover against the Seahawks. this weekend at home Lucas Oil Stadium. Howie Roseman general manager of. Philadelphia he was the same man that. would managed to blow up his entire. roster that won a Super Bowl a couple. years ago and piss off everybody uh get. rid of everybody that is made into a. statue in the city for the first time in. 50 years this man Howie Roseman was able. to burn it all down I'm not sure any fan. of the Eagles likes this human now. granted if they win uh they'll be loved.
that's kind of how everything is but it. does look like the place is kind of on. fire especially after last season and uh. he comes out and says you know we love. Carson but we played Four playoff games. and we needed our backup and everyone I. mean that's a shot that is that is [ __ ]. talking to Carson Wentz AJ your thoughts. on Holly Roseman running his [ __ ]. mouth against the Indianapolis Colts. starting quarterback I mean this is a. huge shot at Carson Wentz and I guess we. can see a little bit of behind the. curtain of what Carson was dealing with. and possibly Doug Peterson in Philly I. mean if you can come out and say that as.
a GM yeah that's like Chris Ballard. comes on this show Brandon Bean comes on. the show they are trying not to ruffle. any feathers with anybody nope hey we. have confidence in our team we like our. team and it's like hey I'm a GM it's not. there's no reason for me to talk [ __ ] on. anybody this guy comes out. Carson win any of those games that. matter for us I didn't think so right. [ __ ] got him out of town that's what. I thought where's the thank you you know. what I mean like that that's a wild. answer by GM but Sirion he's a Wild. coach the one of the things he says so.
maybe that's what they need to kind of. get things going we have breaking news. AJ that we do need to get to our. investigative journalism have has. uncovered that TJ watt is practicing for. the Pittsburgh Steelers. ESPN TJ watt was back to practice today. fully participating and yes that. includes the team period Joe schobert a. fellow Wisconsin tonight said it was. great to be out there with watt again. what you just you know heard was the. wind coming from the foot of all the.
users that just found out that TJ what. is not going to make this a huge hold. out missed games ordeal even though the. contract is not finished yet and maybe. it is finished and maybe that'll be. announced later maybe they have come to. uh terms on an agreement handshake but. they haven't been able to figure it out. maybe that happened maybe it hasn't TJ. watt back on the field though playing. this weekend for the Steelers 10 digs. you you knew us all a lot I knew it all. along. you think TJ watt's gonna miss a game.
not going to happen I know this. disappoints a lot of people what I know. this disappoints a lot of people what. what you guys. oh no you guys wear so much bad upon. Steelers. all the time what's this guy talking.
about. no yeah that's right what about duck. exactly. register we promoted his initiative to. black people vote and that's not even. our thing we did politics yesterday I'm. Fair personally. but anyway it has been settled but we. didn't wish harm part of Steelers now TJ. watt holding up holding out would have. been I mean overreaction one day would. have been yeah we got game to talk about. we all need that okay if this was three. four weeks ago which could have been. handled then by the way by Colbert and.
Tomlin in the Steelers organization with. arguably one of the best defensive. players to ever play football headline. spur action we know that you're right. but he'll be he'll be there Sunday all. will be well except to do that do play. the bill so all might not be well I. think money is all on the bills this. weekend especially returning to Bill's. Mafia I mean the amount of tables oh. look out I mean let's have a moment of. silence for maybe every table that has. ever been created because Bill's Mafia. gets a chance to get back into the.
building to watch that Bills team that. has become an absolute Force yet again I. mean we're talking table getting. slaughtered at 5am. but 501 am wow probably 502 a.m wow and. they'll take a break and at least six. a.m right until 1am. spray ketchup and mustard all over each. other chug about 15 16 more beers each. person get the bong out maybe go on top. of the RV and then rest 705 a.m 7 10 a.m.
there's gonna be no less than 400 tables. broken this weekend into Buffalo Bills. tailgates before the game there might be. seven dildos thrown onto the field with. the way Ben Roethlisberger's arm looks. uh I'm not sure he'll be even able to. help the refs as they're picking up the. dildos off the field with Bill's Mafia. losing their mind getting back in there. there's another Buzz saw situation AJ. Hawk even though TJ wants back that's. great news the Buffalo Bills Mafia. getting a chance to fully celebrate this.
Buffalo Bills team with Josh Allen. getting paid and looking damn good in. preseason I mean that seems like that's. going to be a tough one for the Steelers. uh yeah it does but the line is six and. a half I believe right yes. it's a real picture hold on it's real. yes. Stephen A was interviewing Mike Tomlin. okay Mike Tom was was on a full screen. put that up uh yeah so Mike Tom was on a. full screen and as the questions guys as. the questions were asked uh the subject.
would change on the other LED board I. mean it was actually a very cool setup. and when they got the Roethlisberger's. picture I mean I was listening to Tomlin. speak because every Tom I don't do a lot. of this so listening to him speak like I. enjoyed I think he's a great oratory. he's hilarious as well and he's pretty. matter of fact every time he speaks and. he asked about Ben Roethlisberger so. that's a big conversation and then I. looked to the left side of the screen. I'm like what the [ __ ] happened to Ben. Roth they had to have done that on. purpose right I mean he's a bobble head. looking son of a [ __ ] and then he made. his little tiny arm there strong side. this is a NFL Network situation going on.
here oh because they wanted us to chat. about how there's no way that's the size. of his arm because we do know what he. does often they win on it or is that. what his arm does look like now because. he did stop doing the uh it has atrophy. quite a bit no because he sits so he. should still have some sort of strength. in his form whatever the case I have no. idea how this happened but it was I. don't know if he's switch hitting I mean. no I don't think no you don't know. you're talking about hey when you have. to notice it definitely uses right hey.
when you get to the point where you have. to quit let's assume you're trying out. all methods yes guess what his right. hand was getting calloused up quite a. bit and we had to switch to the left I'm. starting to lose grip on a football why. because his calluses are getting so big. and they're massive I will go Lefty for. a couple months at least can I played. with the uh Bill's Mafia real quick Pat. absolutely anything can change the. subject. do not I pray please do not. throw dildos onto the field because if. Ben sees one he is gonna lose control.
yeah but maybe maybe with the way these. pictures are looking. to look he does that was wild I'll be. right back. throwing a dildo on that field would. like be throwing like a bottle of. alcohol to an alcoholic. what if they do switch it up and throw. like tissues of motion and porno masks. [Applause]. bunch of pocket [ __ ].
did you imagine that would literally. [ __ ] Big Ben that's what they used to. do I see so is there rules for the bills. Mafia that they're not allowed to bring. dildos into the building anymore hey how. do you bring them in though that's the. question. yeah you're gonna go you're gonna make. sure everyone bends over and spreads. their cheeks. easy all right you're supposed to be a. lot easier to bring in there's no. Armadale does all right making its way. into uh the rock we know football I. think we know we've beat kobit when we.
see the builders in action don't you. think the first one it better be. sanitizing those things yeah we don't. need covet dildos flying around our. football players no hey Bill's Mafia do. what you got to do we appreciate what. you do for our you know because the. soccer hooligans they always claim we're. the craziest or whatever it's like okay. go watch [ __ ] a December game in. Buffalo. things let's have a good time and let's. let's maybe move along here and steel. strands by the way very passionate loyal. as well but we don't need any dildos. getting thrown on a field that have. covet on it nope so please make sure you.
sanitize any of the build those you. throw on the field this weekend as your. Buffalo Bills who you haven't really got. a chance to fully celebrate their. greatness yet because all last season. what the way covered was in the. Pittsburgh Steelers coming to town it's. a massive AFC matchup this will there. will be implications from this game in. week 17 and week 18 that we'll look back. upon just make sure you're getting. covered off the dildos when you throw. them on the field we don't need any new. protocols in place with things get. tossed on the field because you're. celebrating how good your team is. against Pittsburgh Steelers I just think.
that had to be said I'm happy we did. that yeah someone had to imagine dildo. is getting tossed around having. spermicidal lube I believe that will. kill us I might hurt Big Ben though. stay out of this piece of [ __ ] hey I. want to see the people that are working. security at the gates and see how many. Builders they take off the people on the. way in exactly yeah that's right yeah. yeah you've got the uh soccer again. clear all right. remember what was this it's a belt Buck.
it does how do they get them in there. probably just in like what like the. pocket of like it was a shirt yeah it. might pat you down though my wife. couldn't even get into the um the. stadium out there for uh SummerSlam with. her bag that was the size of her hand. they don't make metal ones anymore my. guess is you could have those belts you. could wear those belts that you attach a. dildo to so you just put it in your area. and they don't oh so it's like you're if. you're in a drug test you're faking the. drug test like a Whizzinator yeah you. need a Whizzinator you would have to. Pratt because if you can bring in a bag.
now you're only allowed a clear bag like. a certain size too usually at most. stadiums Hey Nobody's doing this by the. way four to five dildos in your clear. bag okay it's in the bag we're just. telling Wally Anderson that maybe he. should think about putting in a closet. or an Asterix in a rule book about a. covered covered dildo getting tossed on. a field in Buffalo please that's all. we're asking.
yeah because I remember taunting was. where they're looking that's right true. so if the bills people Bill's Mafia. throw the dildo at Ben Roethlisberger. that is clearly taunting if they just. throw it in celebration though with no. Direction that's just celebrating her. yeah I think so the covet thing's a good. point though because we know if one of. those dildos gets on the field Ben's. gonna be picking up and sniffing that. thing immediately and getting covered. and probably missing well I don't know. about his vaccination status but he's. probably missing two games.
it's not good. why would he sniffing oh yeah. wow. I want to meet some of these people that. bring these dildos in come on people are. American they're rich too because. they're expensive and they're just like. Carefree they're vibrating ones too. they're probably vibrate and bounced. it's probably a group of friends all. pitching in 10 bucks yeah sure Lover's. Lane that's a big deal right now Lover's. Lane has a big deal his microphone is. off all right we're back on in four.
minutes or something more football on. the other side yeah. that's right I said more football this. is football yeah it is this is these are. things that we have. we have to cover because if we don't. talk about it who will with all these. coveted protocols being put in place. who's thinking about what's potentially. coming from the crap. I saw Mack Brown at that Virginia Tech. game yeah in Virginia Tech stadium is. actually set up where they stand on top. of each other okay that was like Foxy's. nightmare you know but God damn when.
that said oh [ __ ] it came on it was so. awesome and I just thought of Mack Brown. standing there and he looked miserable. the entire game like the entire game. before the game even started he looked. out of it and I'm like if the crowd died. how how are they stopping covet from. hitting he can't right nope no I felt. you might have some other things to. worry about right now. no no I'm out of those weeds. let's get I don't even know what you're. talking about.
we'll see you then this is Sports. football stuff like that. [Music]. smarter than you I'm better than you. no no no no no no no no no no no no no. I am I'm a better person than you are no. no no yeah I fed the birds this morning. so I'm a better person than you are yeah. but you don't care about uh you know the.
ozone as much as I do so do you even. like the breed that means you don't even. like the birds you don't want the birds. to be able to breathe or fly because you. want the ozone to be ruined because. you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] is that right. then how come I rollerblade to the. supermarket every Saturday and Sunday oh. did that make you feel good. rollerblading flattening the earth a. little bit closer to the center so it. can get hotter so then the heat comes. from the ozone because you're pressing. down the Earth with your little. rollerblades oh yeah but I'm a better. person than you are no because on. Wednesdays I'm playing trees and I'm. trying to bring the Earth back to what. it was oh yeah I'm sure you're cutting. up other trees Roots though what a. [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah why can't you just.
let Earth be the way it's me you got to. take your shovel and dig into it wow. I know I make my own manure I make my. own soil I'm not chopping up any other. oh so you don't like towels you don't. like cows pooping. you hate farmers. like burgers then how come I'm in the. Farmers Association of America I'm going. to help you oh you're a lifetime member. of the FFA hey that's right. that's right that's what I make. I'm a bad person you will no you're not. I'm a better person than you are that's. politics baby yeah that's what we just.
did right there. once again I think we bat a thousand. boom in politics what we just did right. there how about that. I do believe after that argument though. people would say I was a better person. to [ __ ] you are dude no no because. everyone I just read on Twitter was like. oh my God this guy really puts I need to. start doing that that's because you mute. all the other people that are actually. on my side they're telling you you're. not the right person I refuse to mute. anybody because I love everybody oh. you're like freedom of speech how come. then. you are everybody's saying it no yeah I.
heard my sound. purposes I feel so good about it we even. got into the reaction to the punditry. yes we're batting a [ __ ] thousand out. there every shot and people say we're. not well-rounded we don't have depth did. you hear what we just [ __ ] did. out of phones man. [Music]. what's the most beer you did in one. night you think of one of those shows. well I never forget we went to Japan one. time uh Dudley Stacy Keibler I mean.
there were so many people out there we I. think we went through 103 or 108 now. between just for myself you know I'd. always make sure to have about a 12 or. 18 pack there. and you know here's the thing when some. people say oh [ __ ] man you got too much. of that beer on you don't even not drink. beer it's like dude [ __ ] you. trying to entertain 20 000 people in an. arena if I just go out there and ship it. real properly how [ __ ] exciting is. that.
so when you're out there on an empty. belly and you're shotgun and beers and. all that shit's going in the the half. that was going in was for me the half. that was going on was for them nice but. I'm telling you Pat when you when you. shotgun a bunch of beers like that and. you're drinking about half of each beer. you got a pretty damn good Buzz. [Laughter]. and that's the sacrifice I was willing. I would assume you're pretty [ __ ] up. yeah why don't you start self-tiering. when did you start self-tusing was that.
something you did in college you're like. hey hey Steve good for me man when did. that start no you know what uh you know. I got to give credit to Sandman for. starting out but he was bashing him off. his head and I don't remember and it. wasn't because Sandman was doing it so I. don't want to say I confident but he was. the first. so and then my style was because people. always get us confused they'll say yeah. man you used to bang them on your head. oh [ __ ] I was the guy that. clacked them together it was just. something we came up with I don't even. know how the beers got introduced to the. ring but it became a thing and we ran.
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expectations right now at very low yeah. you're right and but that means nothing. because. 10 days from tomorrow if somebody. ordered it to be there in a week which. by the way they should expect it to be. there in a week right so I'm actually on. their side and they don't get it I don't. think they're going to remember what I. just said right here okay none of this. they won't be remembered and that's kind. of how this whole thing has gone I just. want to let everybody know I appreciate. all the hard work that has happened at. the store for tomorrow to even. potentially be a thing 20 off everything. I hope you get your stuff let's.
celebrate the hell out of the NF. online change the subject because. everything you guys have brought up has. been absolutely despicable including you. I think that's because you've been. drinking old Fashions with General Bob. Carpenter since 10 a.m let's go to Chris. in Oregon on the Five Hour Energy phone. line go to 5rng.com that's number five. ourenergy.com use promo code McAfee and. get 10 off your order of the best energy. shots in the game from Five Hour Energy. what do you want to talk about Chris. good on Pat just hanging dude what's.
going on with you bro. hey I just have a question for AJ and I. got questions for all you boys y'all AJ. what's gonna be like on uh Saturday. about 12 o'clock watching the Ducks. March all over you oh uh Ohio State. swaddling. is this guy your big organ fan sir where. do you live Oregon Jesus. in Oregon dude okay Chris hey you know.
what Chris I do not uh anticipate that. happening but hey I don't think it will. but good good for you if your ducks are. able to do that what. who do you guys got going to the Super. Bowl this year too is my quest for. everyone thank you Chris that actually. brings us to a segment now is the time. AJ it is Wednesday it is it is. I don't know if I'm making any. predictions for Super Bowl this year of. course.
NFC in the Super Bowl and then what for. the next 18 weeks you had to hear us go. we're gonna be in the Super Bowl is that. you're not gonna do that again dude. you're better at this point you know at. this point what's gonna happen don't. don't let previous outcomes uh predict. the future outcomes okay live in the now. be where your feet are PAL okay okay all.
right uh it's probably gonna be Texans. uh Eagles don't do that stop being an. [ __ ] expect the show in a second. come on I'll give my predictions. tomorrow as I thought you were too. because tomorrow we will still be on air. before the first game kicks off okay all. right listen we're supposed to be today. they're supposed to be late yeah right. you just remembered with 20 minutes to. go and you looked over in your corner. and you saw something. I do it now it's a show stop it's letter. D on the sheets Super Bowl predicts.
that's a segment dude right there. yeah 10 a.m old-fashioned with General. Bob Carpenter mix in a water dude yeah. you're wearing your little Ohio State. three-piece suit dude all right so. tomorrow you're giving up your your. surprise like why do we even give. predictions because it's Sports show. hell yeah okay all right I will give my. predictions for the Super Bowls my two. Super Bowl teams and by the way the.
reason why we do it is so we can just. hold it over the people who are wrongs. hey for the entire season yeah you know. last year it happened to be this year. could be me doubt it but it could be me. we're not asking you to pick every. [ __ ] division dude yeah some people. did want that this morning Connor came. in I think hot what the hey we expect. every division this one breakdown I. didn't say selections it was a little a. little different there oh break down. every division in football. half on Friday I appreciate it was. terrible well AJ Connor's just shooting.
ideas out because it seems as if you're. right I shouldn't do that to you Connor. you're right. hey I don't want to bring the umbrella. to the brainstorm you know what I mean. Ted lasso. that's that was a good line as soon as. he said it because somebody said. something very stupid in brainstorm. recession he said hey I'm sorry for. bringing umbrella to brainstorm go ahead. and let it fire and I was like that's a. very good that's a very that's a very. good line that's good leadership by the. way and said uh brainstorm I watched the.
entire event is it all out seven seven. yeah is there more yeah yeah there's. three more eight nine ten yeah hey it's. good AJ I've seen the first like three I. think I've almost finished three of. season two yeah you are of course you. like coach Nate or no. the little angry guy now yeah you like. him or no I don't mean he has I don't. really ah so you're not deep enough into. this no not at all that guy stinks bro. he's not oh he does okay they're trying. to run his ass out I think of the show. hopefully it may kill him off I mean he.
has become the worst character and I. didn't think that they were gonna have. any of those in Ted lasso no because I. loved him last year yeah it was a good. story and now it's just like we'll get. this guy off he's got to be pissed at. the writers now that they make him into. somebody that people hate yeah and then. I always wonder like do you just do the. writers just get mad at people and then. they hold grudges or they can't for the. story it's like I mean I guess you guys. are running me off like a great show I. could probably work on for 10 years. there's no reason for you to go this way. huh we could go there that's a. possibility it's also possible that J.
Subs was like hey get this [ __ ]. out of here real write him off the show. that's happened before too I'm not. saying maybe by the way still three. episodes left I guess from where I'm at. maybe he comes all the way back nice. good character all happened last year. no the uh the cocky young [ __ ] who's. awesome. Jamie tart. Jamie he's awesome this is a great he's.
hysterical save the turn yeah but he. wasn't a full-time character I don't. think last year. who was it no because he said he he got. shot he was just like apart like he was. a kid boarding player like Nate is in. you know what I mean anyway she's in the. NFL kicks off tomorrow Ted last says. [ __ ] I'll wait till they release. three more episodes I'm gonna watch in. 30 minutes at a time to get out of my. ass let's go to Oscar New Jersey Five. Hour Energy phone line what's going on. Oscar. hey what's up Pat McAfee the boys AJ.
Hawk what's going on Oscar my guy how. you doing huh. I'm chilling I'm chilling well I got a. Super Bowl prediction while we know. we're going to see the Buccaneers and. the chief again uh I hopefully want to. see the Green Bay Packers with that. Batman Aaron Rodgers against the bills. okay Oscar says he likes bills and. Packers which Could Happen by the way. we're talking championship games here I. think there was a couple teams five or. six of them that everybody kind of.
agrees is maybe up in that upper echelon. some teams could go on a magical run I. remember and I always say it but the. Giants that Coughlin was fired basically. week eight he was on the hottest seat in. the entire NFL then they flipped that. thing around and go on a run nobody. expected that team to be able to do what. they did and then they stopped the New. England Patriots from having the. undefeated season which still haunts Tom. Brady this day but normally I feel like. we know who is going to be in the the. running of who could win this thing you. know AJ I would imagine don't you think.
there will be a lot of people picking. bills Packers it's gonna be a lot of. bills Packers and a lot of uh rematch. with Chiefs bucks I feel like that what. are you leaning towards tomorrow what do. you mean have you done your thought your. brainstorming I like I like the bills a. lot but I'm not going to put them in the. Super Bowl oh so you want to do your. Super Bowl prediction right now or no no. I'm just fleshing it out in real time. for me in my opinion okay let's go to. Bradford Nashville what's going on. Bradford Diner in Nashville what do you. want to talk about Paul. happy hump day boys.
listen first off foremost I think I can. speak for all the Millions. a viewers that tune in myself included. for a huge shout out to Pat and the boys. for bringing back the single most. important segments of Sports Talk Show. history which is Aaron Rodgers [ __ ]. Tuesday yeah Bradford we appreciate that. pal uh we're lucky to do it we're lucky. people like you watch and listen it. makes no sense but we appreciate you.
doing we'll continue to do this as long. as you continue to do that. all right Brad for a good call that was. a good call Bradford I can't take you. eating into the phone though that was a. good call I should have hung up on him. earlier once he got a good pop anyways I. think you want to talk about the Titans. I saw Titans talk nobody's really. talking about the Titans they could be. unbelievable as well in the AFC is that. a team that maybe is in running for you. that's possible yeah I mean Julio is. there that definitely. steps them up a notch hopefully their. defense can stop somebody yeah they're. definitely in the running they're one.
they're in the handful of teams see. they're the favorite in the AFC South. and it makes sense because their offense. was you know really good last year. um. Derek Henry got paid I mean and the rest. of the South we have no clue what. they're gonna do oh we do know okay the. Indianapolis Colts are going to be a. football team plus 150 is great value. for the Colts to win the division I. think so too but I also think we might. forget how good the Titans are true and. their defense cannot get worse your. defense was awful actually you always. can. uh not with Bud degree in there yeah.
you're right but Dupree great addition. but yeah you can always it can always. get worse usually hey you and um you and. Frank's pretty tight right yeah come on. have you talked to him about the season. and all there's been no chatter about. the Tennessee Titans at all right I mean. nothing Julio Jones wore Waffle House. cleats he's always open uh and that's. really Julio Jones went there they just. restructured his contract and gained. like 11 million dollars in cap space the. other day but outside of that we really. haven't heard anything from him nothing. I've heard nothing about Tanner Hill. Derek International wise I'm sure local.
obviously this is us being you know. coming from a national perspective. outside of the Town itself they might be. a [ __ ] team this year back better. than ever especially after losing to. Baltimore and then but Baltimore dancing. on their grave immediately upon the Game. ending I completely forgot about that. there's so many potential story lines. here AJ yeah tons of them yeah lawn will. be back from his ACL that's a huge. addition. um but uh what about the Ravens like I. feel like at least nationally are people. talking about talking about the Ravens. having a chance okay so let's talk about.
the Ravens the Ravens obviously lose JK. Dobbins torn ACL in preseason he is a. freak Show on the field that is a. massive hit they're still in. conversations with Lamar Jackson for the. long-term deal I mean there's a lot of. that type of stuff going on but just. yesterday they brought levy on Bell in. because they did have a shortage in. running back position also happening. yesterday was latavius Murray of the New. Orleans Saints was released so tavius. Murray Murray's coming off of his best. year he averaged four and a half yards. per carry last year seven and a half. yards per catch absolute freak Show. Shafter reported at first I believe I.
thought there was a chance at the Ravens. brought in Le'Veon Bell where maybe in. the middle of negotiating with Le'Veon. Bell and then somebody goes ah. latavius [ __ ] murraysville will rip. that paper up or whatever I thought that. was potentially going to happen but they. signed levy on latavius Murray's out. there Lamar Jackson's still a freak Show. but some people said they they got him. figured out he said uh we'll see or. whatever uh you're right nobody's really. talking about the bills Ravens Titans. Chiefs right those are the four in the. AFC last year yeah yeah absolutely right.
that was the four in the AFC last year. so who joins them is it the Colts that. join them uh is it the Patriots that get. into the game rounds maybe Cleveland. Browns I mean it feels like there are. more teams than ever that could. potentially go on a run and you're right. the Ravens Titans Brown's not really. getting a lot of conversation right now. until probably what two weeks in and. whenever they just play very good. football I've seen a lot of pundits. picking the Chargers to make the. playoffs not to win the division but to.
make the playoffs so it goes as far as. AFC odds go especially with Staley going. over there who everybody's saying is a. massive ordeal because he's quarterback. who's also defense coordinator whoa and. all his players like them and what they. were they almost won eight games last. year more games if they would just. manage situations properly the Chargers. could go on a [ __ ] run but they're in. a division of the Chiefs obviously and I. don't think yeah I'll just say after it. goes Chief spills Ravens Browns Titans. it is the Chargers with the Chargers. Colts dolphins are all tied for all. right let's go Dolphins I feel pretty.
good about that huh I mean I gotta. believe a little bit and then in the NFC. the NFC West. stacked oh man absolutely stacked the. Packers are going to be the Packers for. as long as Aaron Rodgers being there I I. the and then who's coming out of the NFC. East like that's literally the. conversation who's probably Washington. by the way oh yeah the top four in the. NFL NFC are stacked yeah and the NFC. West could [ __ ] that up a little bit. because they're gonna have to they're. gonna eat each other yeah they're gonna. have to eat each other in there but the.
AFC I think is a much cloudier picture. than the NFC AJ yeah it is a little bit. when you look at the NFC Southlake. that's pretty strong division depending. on what the Saints can do with James. replacing Drew Brees I think the Falcons. are better than people think they are. and the Panthers are definitely better. than they were last year I think uh the. Panthers I think are uh giving up five. this weekend at home or five and a half. maybe at home against the Jets obviously. Sam darnold Jets rookie head coach. rookie quarterback Sam darnold Matt rule. last year everybody said hey made a lot.
of great decisions Christian McCaffrey's. back in there I mean there that seems. like a game that I'm going to bet on. right I mean absolutely that feels like. a game that I don't know if the hammer. down boys are but that field they dig. says he's going to stay away from a gump. he says he's going to hit it but there's. a lot of the NFC South. I mean there's not a lot of respect. there I think for everybody because we. all just assume hey like it stinks but. you're in it stinks but you're in Tampa. you're in Tom's division you know like I. hate to break dude and that's how. everybody's gonna view it that's why. it's not a lot of chatted there but I.
mean it is. that's why the NFL is the [ __ ]. greatest yeah there's so many ways that. if I had was completely passionate. behind the Browns I could go on a run. right now if I was a Browns fan I could. go on a run and explain why we just won. a playoff game last year against our. division rival we got obj getting added. into an offense that we're just figuring. out late you could go and run and. believe that they're going to go just. like we talked Chuck Pagano about Joe. Thomas your question was a great one. it's like every team there's a lot of. teams this year that should have full. belief like hey our team can go on a run.
which inevitably leads to heartbreak. yeah but I think it's setting up for a. great NFL season AJ oh absolutely I we. almost forgot I didn't forget about them. but yeah the Browns like we talk about. on paper sure if Baker can find a way to. take another step forward and play well. like yeah they are absolutely a. contender. they could be really funny oh fansky. second year who they had on defense. John John Johnson from the Rams he was. really good on the secondary a lot of. people you know Clowney gets a lot of. hate on the internet because I think of.
the plays he made in college and then. his stats sacks wise once he got the NFL. now I do believe he had a hairline. fracture and something there for a. little bit he signed a 100 million. dollar deal with Puma before he even. played and I think we're all incredibly. excited that Jadeveon cloney was going. to represent the NFL just because it has. a human species I mean he is a special I. mean that guy is awesome to look at but. I feel like he never gets enough credit. that's us. that's a fire alarm.
I'm gonna investigate yeah make sure we. don't have a firearm make sure mit's. alive yeah we should pull mid down from. the clouds just to make sure hey Matt. get off the pipe pal come on good Lord. everybody's been smoking it's Delta. eight around here oh maybe that no you. know what it is what's that I mean. they're doing construction really around. the entire building they had a miter saw. out there yeah. Zito just punched the thing that's off. in arms now the hallways can you hear.
that AJ yeah I can hear it. uh come the [ __ ] on day before NFL. kickoff what do we. I mean. what if that never ends it's not too bad. though that's on my end oh it's terrible. here though oh yeah. where's off see what happens there is a. button that we can shut them off we did. shut them off. can you uh we we can't control that side. though [ __ ] hey man will you go tell.
them to push the button. what if there's an actual fire though. we're just sitting here. it's like in a hotel you ever been in a. hotel where the fire alarm goes off and. you're laying down you're like [ __ ]. and then every single time by the way. I've been right when I chose not to and. then when I've there's been one time. where I have been at a hotel that was on. fire and I actually was forced out of my. bed you know I was just assumed that. they would actually come get me if it's. an actual problem what if this building. is burning down because there is saws. everywhere right now and maybe some oil.
[ __ ] I feel like we'd be able to smell. smoke I don't see any Flames this is. where we go [ __ ] it yeah yeah if I go. down right here in this studio [ __ ] I. think the hallway one's off God damn. right I hope I get down like this you. know what I mean like if we see the fire. coming in through behind you we'll tell. you to pick up the uh thing and I'll. just lock it in so that when they find. us like 100 years from now or whatever. we should reenact these well fire. they're just gonna turn into Ash we. should reenact the dog house burning gif. everything is fine yeah everything's. fine this is good this is fine I forget.
what we're talking about because we just. got interrupted by the most obnoxious. sound on Earth. oh Clowney never gets credit for he's a. disrupter if he wants to like the. Seahawks defense literally only lost him. and they were much worse last year at. the start of the Season until they got. Dunlap and Adams was healthy yeah but he. can just pick people up and disrupt them. especially with Miles Garrett on that. line with him who who can pick people up. he can take things off he can do. everything like that that Browns team. legit not enough conversation about him.
and we apologize for that bronze fans. well I think everyone still feels like. they have to prove themselves again like. the Browns always have to keep proving. themselves a with all these expectations. people have they're like oh the Browns. will be the Browns eventually the Browns. is the Browns says Juju okay and they. got the Chiefs right away so we're gonna. find out. I don't think we learned anything week. one by the way let's remember that and. fans I think fans should remember this. as well we will overreact on Monday. because it is overreaction Monday okay. we will absolutely do that but whenever.
we land on Aaron Rodgers Tuesday there. coach is up Chuck Wednesday or you know. Thursday night football Thursday or. whatever we land we will find a level. again and understand that what a team. looks like week one might not be. anything what they look like even week. two let alone week five week six and. with 17 Game season one game being added. a lot of things can turn around for a. team depending upon how they start. whether it's good or bad AJ Hawk I I say. it all the time yeah good or bad. especially week one early in the season.
you should not get too high or too low. on your team think about like put. yourself in December like say it's the. beginning of December and you're like. hey you remember the week one they look. good though man we thought they were. going to win the Super Bowl like that it. doesn't matter like yeah of course you. want to get out to a fast start but yeah. like you just you got to figure it out. the end of the year man most likely man. has like a a sweater over the hallway. one right now so we could hear it less.
it's not working. it is open the door and I see Mitch. standing against the wall of his hoodie. I can't find the box that's what I'm. talking about hey man. I can't get it turned off but I can make. it a little quieter how long do I have. to [ __ ] stop because he sets his off. in his apartment building every single. night but yeah and I'm surprised he. doesn't just go again where's the towel. he's yeah he's gonna get the paper towel. roll oh yeah.
let's go to the Five Hour Energy phone. line it's got a cane down here in. Alabama roll tide cane roll tide. hey Roll Tide back AJ boys how's. everybody doing everybody's good man how. are you. I'm good uh hey Pat shout out to you and. Gumpy for kicking Coven in the [ __ ]. mouth dude we teaching one after. thanks so much for that Kane we are very. happy there were some moments I think. where we both would probably feel a. little bit lonely with our thoughts. while you're locked in isolation. seclusion I at least have my wife.
battling alongside me you're all by. yourself in there so uh we appreciate. that Kane thank you for your well wishes. congrats to your Alabama team by the way. looks like you're not gonna lose by or. they're not going to win by less than 30. all year that's fun. hey not just the college team everybody. that's doing good in the league right. now man I feel like we've got a bunch of. guys that are just studs right now in. the NFL as well so yeah what's that all. about going to be an Alabama fan yeah. you're goddamn right it is it feels like. it always is a good time to be an. Alabama especially since what 2007 I. guess is when people were tweeting me.
whenever I put out a hey it must be nice. to be a band fan because you can always. talk [ __ ] like always be able to do it. and not from 1993 to 2007 or whatever. it's like okay. that's 14 years ago yeah all right I. mean who is and then I got a bunch of. band fans are like if you survive the. Shula era you should be able to enjoy. the hell of this and I didn't know that. happened I didn't pay attention college. football enough but that that factory is. just never ending right there in a lot. of NFL guys Mac to uh Mac actually talks.
about that where he uh chatted about uh. wado and a couple other players saying. they prefer this is in these private. conversations that got leaked publicly. very [ __ ] up where water and Devante. Smith said that they liked Mac and. whatever he said I think we were all. Lucky to play with the receiver. receivers we played with in Alabama I. guess they have their preference but we. all produced when we were in a. quarterback Matt Jones handles every. situation right he's he he handles it. like he's a 50 year old man and I think. that is why I think Mac Jones is going. to have so much success AJ I mean yeah.
he seems to mix it in though like he he. shows his personality and then he comes. right back to like his cliche coach. speak type stuff that you you want to. hear from your franchise guys QB not in. a bad way but like he's he says the. right things yeah you want your QB to. say the right things now we also I want. players to show the case their. personalities as well but if you're a. team you know a fan of a team you want. your quarterback just to be like the. role model like we want you to Hey. listen just be all for the team you want.
to recruit players to play here you want. to take less money to play here you. represent everything that's good let us. go talk [ __ ] and be very happy about it. basically and it feels like Mac Jones. has that check check check check check. check mark now can he play football in. the NFL or not yeah we're gonna find out. and especially because of the point with. all the other Alabama players if he is. going to be recruiting guys he can just. recruit the dudes who you know went to. his alma mater and just say hey Jerry. Judy come on in let's play Let's play. some football in here and I did see that. the checkdown made logos for all the. greatest players in the NFL and Naji.
Harris got one of them Trevor Lawrence. as well well Trevor Lawrence number one. overall pick cool he's going to be a. quarterback in the NFL it's a. quarterback driven League Naji Harris. though he has a lot of pressure on his. shoulder pads out there in Pittsburgh. people are expecting him to be a. complete Game Changer as Steeler fan you. feel that he's going to step up but it's. really really really good in preseason I. don't take that for what it's worth but. he did not disappoint yet he'd go wiggle. too oh powerful wiggle yep he seems to. be a guy catch run everything Ben. rosberg's got those tiny little arms too.
we saw in an ESPN this morning he just. got turned around and [ __ ] him I mean it. was against the Lions but he made the. lines look terrible okay bro. foxy nobody's talking about the Lions by. the way and I didn't hear you chirp up. one time I didn't hear you tripping. Derek off been to a Super Bowl what is. it the Lion's fault then that's. quarterback's fault is that what you're. saying yeah I mean it's the Lions. uh wrapping up this incredible show. today can't thank Chuck enough and. everybody that listen and watch wherever. the hell you may be Chris Mad Dog Russo. on the other side of the six minute. break five seconds anything to say to.
the listeners nope. me neither. we love you guys thanks for letting us. penetrate your ear holes some much. better show is coming on the other side. of the six minute break we'll see you. Manana cheers. [Music]. spinning plates back there yeah zina's. gonna handle the fire alarm going on. yeah the audio. the the graphics the searching of the. internet and also uh not sound like a. student or whatever he decides to speak.
right. really impressive stuff uh tomorrow Nick. will be sliding into the audio world. can't wait to see how that goes excited. for it Nick so where does that where. does he change seats yeah so he'll move. here dumpy will move back to the ripping. and clipping seat which is back there uh. Diggs will remain out here and then. hammer down I got to figure out how. we're gonna do hammer down throughout. the season because it becomes much more. important to me. which is a very selfish move but when.
you guys are betting on all those sports. that I knew nothing about I mean I I. would just tell you guys because you're. on incredible heaters but I kind of. hated putting money on sports that I. know nothing about football season. though I think we're all going to be. pretty antsy to maybe give out our. thoughts for a little bit something like. run and hide if they get cold never. never what do you mean no we won't do. that actually so we gotta figure out how. we're gonna operate hammer down in here. as well what are we going to do with. anything I don't know maybe after this. so maybe it's immediately after after. hours. you just slide in from your gripping and.
ripping and sipping and spitting thing. coming here somebody we'll figure it out. we got a lot to figure out AJ still as. we got here got plenty of time. not really sure seems so smart. is Lombardi still coming on with you no. so that has become a uh. a thing. you know he'll make appearances I. believe. he has two he has like 15 different jobs. right now yeah and we wanted him and I. think he wanted to come back as well but. I mean there's trillions of dollars. right now it's yeah there's a lot of.
things you know I mean there's a lot of. I don't want to say [ __ ] going on. but politics works for a company that's. owned by another yeah he's pretty big. advocate of another you know oh yeah out. in Vegas he does yeah stuff not just. Vegas everything else he does as well I. mean it's like the whole thing in this. company right here has been very nice to. us and we are big fans of the way this. thing operates so it's like they didn't. tell us this it's just kind of like me. trying to figure out like. what do I do here in Lombardi I think.
understands completely you know I mean I. think he gets it you know these people. have been very [ __ ] nice to us oh. yeah these people right here that's cool. that's cool you're doing that you didn't. even have to like reach out to him and. say hey I don't wanna I don't want a. weird conflict here well the interesting. thing is we're going into a negotiation. with them as well here so I could have. potentially used it as like. you know great leverage probably if I. wanted to and just kind of got away with. it whatever but like I appreciate them. like I'm a pretty loyal [ __ ] guy like. I'm very thankful for them so aside from.
whoever gives quotes in those stories. that you don't like yeah that guy's. gonna have to figure out how to speak. better. that's right for a deal to be done I. think but yeah. yeah I mean that's why we keep trying to. uh music on over here the sound is. eating I mean that literally my favorite. intro is. this is the Pat McAfee show on SiriusXM. Mad Dog Sports Radio we thank you for. taking the time to seek out the small. Regional show that streams International.
like that should not be because of a. marketing person's mouth exactly you. know what I mean like so that that is. that's something that will get probably. talked about if you think that person's. even aware of that oh yeah okay good AJ. yeah yeah. you know we've created a pretty cool. thing here. this entire thing I'm very lucky to have. everybody be a part of this and I have. no because I live in my own world I keep. my blinders on literally the only time I.
see the public is when I'm at Smackdown. or a WWE event and I don't even know if. any of those people actually watch this. show like I I honestly don't know if. there is a massive crossover I don't. think there is that big of a crossover. to be honest I I wish I think some. people may be that are fans of this show. watch Smackdown and maybe they're like. found out that they enjoyed it or. rekindled a like for it but I think. there's a lot of people that watch the. show they're like hey stop talking about. [ __ ] wrestling I can't do it and then. there's a lot of wrestling people that. are like hey football is the worst like.
what are you so I don't know how much. crossover so literally the only time I. get out in the public to see humans. is when I'm introduced to SmackDown or. whatever you know and that has been so. much fun that has been very cool but I. guess we do have a pretty good little. following that you know I don't really. get to see Ever I can't wait to when. once we start doing live shows but I. guess today the sheleighly I'm swinging. these days I guess is much larger than. it was I didn't know that because I. don't really get to experience it much. but then you start hearing stories of. how people are like uh not at FanDuel.
but other companies like is Pat happy is. everything okay with that and then I'll. get a text like hey are you happy with. this company or whatever I'm like yeah. why wouldn't I be there like they just. want to make sure that everything's good. or whatever I'm like oh my God I know. okay okay so yeah all right so am I. Jimmy gallante now yeah is this I you. know things could be a little bit better. no it's uh and I think that's a good. thing by the way and I will probably. continue to do that and I want to do. live shows because I would like to put a. face to the people that [ __ ] have.
supported us and it has been. an honor to honestly be the dancing. monkeys on the screen for you through. one of the most insane times in the. history of History okay the whole world. shut down but I think we have that's. what we have to do because I would like. to go see the people yes because I. literally I'm here and then I go home. and then I'm here. and then I go home and then I hop on a. plane fly to SmackDown then I hop on a. plane fly back to home and then I'm here.
and then I'm home I don't really see. anybody or anything and then all of a. sudden like some company that's based in. LA or whatever is like hey is everything. okay are you happy with us can we do. anything differently it's like why are. you speaking to me this way oh oh we're. like an important part oh this is very. cool this is a cool thing to be I think. you get a chance to experience a little. bit more than me even and it's really. cool whatever you say to me like hey I. was at my kids blah blah blah and a. bunch of kids said blah blah blah to us. like that is cool to me to hear like I. don't really necessarily know anything. about that to be honest it's my fault I.
guess because I don't go in public or no. you're just protecting you're protecting. everybody right by by staying kind of. like a mini quarantine at all times. that's what you and Sam do Bingo that's. but yeah you might say that. I'm quarantined I don't want to give you. guys anything sorry about that so you're. gonna ride that one out for the next 20. years hey AJ's going hey you want to. come back to my little circus cocktail. party thing all right. all right and wife and I can't do it. sorry. I'm kind of an [ __ ] you know you. never really do anything no oh you're.
talking about I'm better than you I'm a. better person than you are I care about. how people feel at that place and I. don't want to be the one who spreads. anything you remember what happened back. in 2020. you remember what happened back. 2019 you're back I'm a bad person than. you that's what I use over everybody but. I want to [ __ ] get back out there I. want to see people yeah I want to see. our people I really do I don't think I. ever have since we have become where we. are now you know what I mean I agree. people are awesome yeah I do usually let. you know when different random people. tell me things about the show and always. mentioned like you could tell their. people are invested like they mentioned.
like inside jokes to me about different. people and of course people love to. comment on my hands and fingers I it. makes me smile like when people are like. man his fingers are really are that men. trying to say it to me you're saying as. they're walking by yeah you're just. catching that so your wife is like did. you hear what that guy just said it's. very rude. you're laughing I'm gonna give it a fist. bump I said yeah all right guys hey did. you see Deion Sanders hands it makes. sense by the way because of either him. grabbing jerseys and everything he's.
done whenever he speaks you know by the. way. coach Prime. is on a rocket ship I wish I could. invest in a college coach like somehow. in a stock market like hey who's going. to get a big time SEC job if he wants it. now I'm not saying he will want to leave. Jackson State I think he is very proud. of everything they got going on there. but coach Prime is going to get an. opportunity I think very quickly yeah. with everything he's got cooking up. there his thing hey he's got some. fingers now too that just do the old uh.
play this this is amazing. foreign. name on the back of his jersey. you can turn back around why we don't do. that in this way huh is it that. expensive to put their name on the back. of the jerseys don't you think his mama. nem. wanted to see their baby name on the. back of the jerseys 100. siblings his friends his family his love. even high school that's the kind of. stuff we take for granted I don't.
I'm very detailed that guy worked his. butt off did what he had to do changed. his his whole composite of his thought. process. we could at least put his darn name on. the back of his jersey. how simple is that what is that an extra. five dollars a Jersey. I take care for the whole swag if they. do it what a guy comes to the help. but you already out there you already. blessed the whole team with suits it's.
my business manager who makes it happen. for me and and him but that those are. the type of things we're very detailed. we're very detailed with the little. things and our kids deserve that don't. they look at his hands though I mean his. hands are massive uh-huh they are. [ __ ] massive in what is when I see. like one's like shooting this way or. whatever it's like oh there's a guy that. has done a lot of things and I remember. his uh reality show he used to have to. he used to ride a um uh or this uh. Segway Segway around his house because.
his feet right because of how Corners. let alone your feet and everything like. that the amount of abuse he put through. his body being. top two athlete in the history of Earth. yeah up there I mean every conversation. basically who bow would be the other. yeah I mean Bo and Dion are probably the. conversation on who is the greatest. athlete of all time the fact that he is. like so committed in all the way in on. Jackson State and then he says things. that are like yeah why why is this even. a thing I think he is in the coaching.
world if he wants to he wanted that. Florida State Job bad they're like man. get the [ __ ] out of here I think he. probably took that a little bit of a. little bit of a shot across the bow yeah. I wonder how many years he's going to. have to to win there like consistently. to where he does get like a legit pretty. big opportunity but yeah the name on The. Jersey thing it seems like it's a small. thing but it makes complete sense he's. 100 right yeah just it makes it look. like it looks makes it look Mickey Mouse. when you don't have the name on the back. of your jersey I think especially if. your opponent has their name I know. there's like the old tradition Notre. Dame Penn State they don't have it I.
still think they should put it on there. I think it helps everybody it helps the. player like I don't get it yeah and I. get that you can spin this as a. tradition your football player it's not. about the name of the back of Jersey. okay it's on the name of the front or. whatever and these guys aren't they here. to play football are they here to put. themselves over it's like what about. what Dion just said like my entire. Community Family yeah the work like hey. I I don't think it helps his gram like. if your grandma's in the stands wanting. to see you like hey where is like oh oh. look you see the name on the back that's. a special moment for your family yeah I.
just don't understand and I guess that's. old school and they were probably able. to get by with saying like Oh either the. financial side of it or we don't do that. here because that's the dumb thing the. argument because I'd bring this up all. the time to even high school code I tell. people like you should have the names on. your jerseys every every team I feel. like in the argument 100 of the time oh. you played for what's on the front of. your jersey not the back of your jersey. okay cool like no it's not no it's not. then we're done hey you never played for. anything it sounds like you watched you. watched uh AJ you should say there's. people oh you watched me play for the.
name of the front of a jersey you're a. fan of is what you did it sounds like. because I think anybody that plays. unless they are just not selfish if. there's people think it's like a selfish. move to want to have a name on their. back yeah absolutely not to have pride. yeah like by the way the team should. have pride that they have a hawk on the. team. you're like hey this is our roster. that's just that old school [ __ ] I guess. and Dion's like five bucks apart I'll. [ __ ] pay for everybody in the goddamn. league with nil too why if you're a kid. going in there because my name's not.
gonna be in the back of my jersey [ __ ]. that no I'm not going there yeah it's. great everything Dion does and says. whether it's with uh Dana I think in. booze documenting cutting things for him. and the Barstool uh Gilly getting. got a personal file. I mean just every the attention that has. been brought to Jackson State everything. he says it's like this guy genuinely. cares I think about his players and if. you do that and you also have a resume. and you're also on the side like players.
are going to gravitate towards that. wherever and I think that's why I. Jackson say what he's been able to do. down there has been amazing I don't. think it's going to be that long before. some big Banks having sons of [ __ ] at. some school we're gonna be like hey. Dylan we need everything you did there. just to bring it here and here's this. whole thing you would hope at least you. would hope that they would want to you. think he'll wait for his kids to. graduate since he's got I think he has. two kids right now on the team they. probably. yeah yeah it will come I think. my kids starting quarterback though yeah.
I guess I get to make that decision oh. because you gave me the power that's. crazy congrats to my son yeah good work. if he's the best player obviously well. and they just that's Prime ain't doing. anything best for the team Florida State. just hired Mike Norvell but I feel like. all roads lead to him eventually going. back to Florida State because he want to. I mean openly campaign for that job true. openly campaigned for it very loud after. success in high school ranks right I. think he's coaching high school before. this right had to have I think so yeah. had to if he openly campaigned for that. job hey I love the school the school has.
done everything for me I I already a. good coach like the whole thing and then. I don't even think they interviewed him. yeah I don't know if they did I don't. even think to interview them so I don't. know Prime coach Prime as well as I. don't know him at all but if that's me. I mean [ __ ] you guys remember chances. yeah there's a chance and he's probably. much more of a better businessman than I. am where he won't just do that type of. thing or whatever but I don't know that. would be something I think if if he gets.
an opportunity to go to another school. that is a power five conference score or. whatever in Florida now norvel might. have them boys back by the way. especially Mackenzie Mountain coming. sure sure you know what I mean maybe. maybe they'll have those boys back it. won't be a question but that was a big. deal I remember when they won't even. interview them I don't think well could. you imagine if like Lincoln Riley. decided to make the jump to the NFL in. Oklahoma was just like you know what. [ __ ] it bring in Prime right now bro. he's got that massive estate in Texas. right I mean Texas is very large so who. knows how far that actually is but he's. got a quick flight PJ I'm sure yeah yeah.
quick flight his son is the starting. quarterback at his team right now yeah. and I think also corner too right I do. it in South Carolina I think yeah. there's two yeah I think he transferred. I think have you heard Eddie George is. coaching the team have you heard. anything how that went so I guess that. team is terrible because I searched and. um I don't know for sure but the. headline I read is Eddie George has a. tall task turning around Tennessee State. back to Greatness I forget the exact. headline but it the way it read and I.
didn't read the article so I'm doing. what a lot of people do which is a. massive problem in our society okay and. now especially going on to a microphone. and saying it or whatever but it seemed. like that that is going to be a very. difficult thing to do for that. particular school and everything like. that I'm not 100 sure but it that's what. the headline read they lost 16-10 week. one to Grambling hey Grandma. they play Dion this week.
so I think what's going to happen is. this especially after this Aflac thing. you know save and Saban's probably a fan. of Dion Sanders by the way he's probably. not a lot of people that Nick Saban is a. fan of as a human that's in a coaching. realm look for Dion coach Prime to. potentially get. you know once this these two offense. coordinator defense coordinator staffs. go and take over a program you know hey. coach prom go ahead and bring your. [ __ ] squad on in here and then again. next year you'll be able to coach. wherever the hell you want or whatever. and that's all because that goddamn. goose is walking around the docker.
whatever the hell it is DC up there. running that thing that'd be awesome it. would be now would coach Prime want to. do that because it would be still. savings thing because yeah I don't know. who knows I think the future is very. bright though I wish I could like invest. in that thing what's going on crypto is. it dead or not Brady just joined Brady. just joined uh-huh all right. cryptocurrency uh and Steph Curry oh. Steph Curry. was he was asking like hey for some. advice.
was he was it real because he's uh he. got equity in the company uh he was. asking for advice via Twitter I think. and uh there was some good advice I. don't think he needs to worry about. crypto Steph Curry what he's operating. yeah well those guys got so much Goddamn. money that it doesn't matter well he. also got some of the best advice you. could ever ask well he's well I mean the. advice he got very vegan advice garyvee. excuse me I don't know this oh you do. know this that's why no I don't I. absolutely don't are you busting out. that stop sign as quick as you possibly.
could in the conversation because we. were moving past it as soon as Diggs. even gave you an inkling that we might. go ahead to what you want to do you. bought out that octagon red octagon as. quick as possible what's that I I heard. the key name I heard garyvee and so now. I'm interested what did garyvee tell. them what are you trying to find it. right now 50 hours grandma what what. about 50 hours of research is what. garyvee said you need to do yeah Steph. Curry asked for like help I guess and. allegedly garyvee responded telling him. that he should do 50 hours of research.
and I think connerson responded and said. a hundred hours of research yeah I think. that's why I'm asking Twitter it's like. when someone says hey hey I'm going to. give it 110 I'm like cool I'll give 111. then because that's stupid it makes no. sense but you are given more effort than. they are aren't you oh yeah then they go. 112 all right we just keep keep we can. go all day Hey listen you're gonna go. 112 that's going to enforce me to go. guess what 113 dude no no no no. I'm gonna go 113.1 50 hours of homework. there it is Steph Curry says just.
getting started in crypto game y'all got. any advice. 50 hours of homework system okay well I. think Steph went to Twitter so he didn't. have to do that I also like the fact. that Steph Curry's in a board a yacht. club that's what that's what his crypto. thing is I thought it was the Ft so. that's board ape right there right. that's oh that's the McManus thing I. have almost dabbled it into this. particular World a lot but I literally. slept on it for a week and by the time. the week came and gone these Apes were. so [ __ ] expensive yeah I couldn't. even get into the game or whatever so.
Steph's all the way and he's got by the. way these apes are incredibly cool you. can decorate him again hey can we. clarify like what is 50 hours of. homework look like what does that mean. well you start a stopwatch that's right. and then you go onto your phone and you. search crypto and then you just scroll. through the Articles yeah read. everything on Google for the first 50. pages or so well and you also have to go. get the book crypto for dummies. depending upon your reading speed you. know yeah it'll have an estimated time. of hours that this book should take that.
it would deduct off of the 50. it's like. whenever you you go to a mechanic and. you ask them like hey I need you to fix. this they go to a book that tells them. how many hours they should charge you. for that fix even though it might take 1. 8 of that because that's this person's. specialty you're still getting charged. yet or it might take longer you're only. getting charged for what it says so for. the crypto book for dummies it has a. projected hour time there that you take. out of the 50 hours thing of homework. and I think he's also counting five. hours just to cool down and go check out.
garage sales and see what's going on in. there that's part of the no no no I'm. pretty sure no because you don't want to. bring yourself that much you stop the. stopwatch then you go do that then you. go do that then you come back and by the. way don't even start it until you have. it yeah your spot in the book yeah and. you thought about. your family dying shooting your grandma. in the chest with a combat shotgun. that's only for five seconds that's only. five seconds of the day was that was.
that said no I mean that was the. difference. you watched the clip. watch it every morning you guys have. seen way more of them nah you're a. terrible person as well and you guys are. the [ __ ] worst people on Earth. garyvee did not deserve any of this I. love all of these questions. huh well I mean I can't speak to that. but I do love garyvee very much smart. guy. his wines are delicious they are so good.
yeah thank you he's drawing. unbelievable I got a bone to pick with. those but the wine is. the wine is delicious wait he has. drawings Optimus daughter dude no idea. please no listen and somebody. who has had to go through this world of. the internet I have taken a lot of. information from garyvee in everything. that he spills out for free to people on. a daily basis now we should all be.
paying him to follow him yeah that's. right two hundred thousand dollars no. that's the work for him but I think. there are some things that he puts out. there that he has to go all right it. seem to be blood you like some [ __ ]. here I probably shouldn't put that out. but Ty Connor Diggs even you AJ I will. not stand for any garyvee schlander on. this thing okay not on this show I just. said as well it was delicious yeah yeah. but then the way you you followed it up. with whatever what I. you said about him now I just thought I.
had a phone to pick with the drawings no. you remember he said to think about one. of your loved ones getting their throat. slit every day for 10 seconds in the. shower every morning to put your life in. perspective every time I sip one of. Gary's wines I think about it as the. blood of my family members that was. spilled for me to live on. oh crash right. I know somebody that worked for garyvee. said it was a great experience I think. we know the same person and he did say. well you might be right yeah yeah.
let's go to Derek in Indiana Derek on. the five RNG phone line last week yeah I. heard it's awesome uh what do you want. to talk about Derek. hey Pat how's it going. not too shabby mostly because I wake up. in the morning and I read garyvee's. words that's right and you guys need to. do a little bit more of it maybe this. whole toxic table will change a little. bit what words are you reading I thought. we were reading the same stuff foxy. thank you for getting my back here and. garyvee's back I love Gary me too me.
three me four five six. uh Derek what do you want to talk about. man you guys are the worst. I'll read any information as long as. it's valuable even 900 pages. I've been reading garyvee's emails Paul. okay thank you uh that's good news for. artificial deep fake Guppies actually. hopefully that osmosis through to real. Gumpy maybe a little bit better what's. the 900 Pages just information that came.
out yesterday. fudge I'm not so sure Gumpy I thought. you were going to talk about Warren. Sharp's [ __ ] fit book I thought. that's what you were talking about I was. about to say let's not Barry Warren. there it is what happened it's an. encyclopedia oh we missed it you gotta. do it one more again. that's what we do okay hammer time it's. good info drop that book down yeah we. learned a lot of things is that the book. is that the book that Gump is talking. about no okay AJ I didn't know what book. comes over all right deep fake jump.
enough I I did not know that that's. where he was headed okay how could I. have no I should have expected where is. he headed well coming on the Covey cave. obviously the 900 Pages wasn't referring. to the Bible that Warren sharp put. together a football analytics he was. talking about docked you're talking. about doc or Mr Tony. fudge yeah. what came out is this on Connor's. internet yeah he was trending for about. 12 hours yesterday. with uh Wuhan oh by the the tweet that. Twitter put with it was that uh U.S.
hospitals were almost full oh so you're. saying Twitter and fox were maybe a tag. team I mean there's a lot of times hey. we are dancing. awfully close. to a line we don't need to go this all. has to be 100 True before you say it. look at that face cam put the camera on. that face with that face lie about. anything over there I wouldn't no you. wouldn't I read the stuff yeah you do. you read stuff all the goods I read the. stuff they put it out there are they. lying that's on them who's lying not me. see you're right it is.
well we did come to a conclusion about. these no bullshits look is they are. knockoff times which makes sense by the. way with the entire situation going on. up here in England what's going on what. the hell what do you mean what's going. on in New England now you think that. there's some bull going on New England. there's no bull going on in New England. it's all business baby hey those shoes. look a lot better on the internet right. than they do in real life I mean look. I'll say this I wanted the plum once. because you know purple's cool dark. purple kind of goes with everything they. were sold out so I had to get these ones. you say you were making a decision.
strictly off of what goes well with. things and you thought Plum was better. than black yeah Plum was my go-to first. choice by far second choice was a little. bit of a lighter Plum more of a lavender. third choice was these ones because they. were the only ones that were in my size. do you know where you have not won a. single thing in this office while. wearing those no boys are you worried. that Mac Jones is making decisions that. aren't really necessarily set up for. winning because that's what you've. experienced with his shoe line of choice. no because I still have not yet to lose. a NFL football ball game yet while we're. in these shoes true.
true that's no bull dude where are those. spikes like will we have no bull spikes. yes oh yeah it's gonna be tough for no. ball to get on the field I think the NFL. PA is not going to legitimize those. knock-offs I don't think they're. licensed yeah yeah that's cross-trading. time these are knockoff times these are. no balls those look like they're made. from recycled car bumpers it's because I. care about the world see I told you I'm. a better person. they're donating any shoes like Tom's is. that's the only thing that's different. between Noble no they donate something. I'm a better person than you no I'm a.
better person than you are because they. donate to sites that don't tell lies and. they only tell the truth this is a truth. or shoe right here no boys no bull yeah. Derek in Indiana sorry we went off on a. little bit of a tangent there what do. you want to talk about power in a Five. Hour Energy phone line. hey no worries at all I enjoyed it uh. this morning Dan orlowsky was on get up. and he was making a case that the Tampa. Bay Buccaneers could go undefeated this. season I think that's [ __ ] I want to. hear your thoughts why do you think it's. [ __ ]. well one that's just really difficult.
that's hard to achieve it's hard to. accomplish but two in this coveted era. players are going to be out every week. so like we don't know if the Bucks best. players will even be available to put up. a performance and win I think that is an. incredible point that there is a lot of. question marks going into the season. because somebody might contract uh covet. who's breathing in the microphone by the. way was that Daniel's in Excel. by the way I just didn't know if we need. to send a doctor today. it's okay so the the orlonski take the.
Buccaneers can go 17-0 I mean that is. not that crazy right now I do like the. fact that orlovsky is potentially on the. side of understanding that Tom has. mentioned going undefeated being his. only regret basically throughout his. entire career and what more does he have. to play for at this point how do you. continue to stack chips after winning. another Super Bowl and saying we can do. this again I I don't know I understand. it's very difficult it's only happened. one time 72 Dolphins they still pop. bottles and dolphins fans still. celebrated I assume every single year. whenever final undefeated team loses but.
that roster is built to do it there's. only been a couple rosters I think that. have really been built to do it in. modern football that team is willing to. do it but I guess that's a good point. that we have no idea if somebody's going. to get covered on Saturday night Tom. Brady I mean he takes a lot of immunity. pills and treats himself very well what. if somebody in the hotel put something. on his goddamn what if something happens. on it on his doorknob and it's like you. have no idea what could happen in this. whole world AJ that's a that's that's a. very accurate statement by Derek yeah. what if he plays in Buffalo and he. accidentally touches brushes into one of. the dildos I don't know if they played.
this year but talking about I saw him I. believe it was this morning or yesterday. he he really threw a wrench in the whole. system of the show when he said oatmeal. cookies are better than chocolate chip. cookies now I watched it real time. Greenie almost pounded him right there. live on air well that's good I would. like to see Mike Greenberg fight Dan. rolovski by the end time I think a lot. of people would like to see that we will. continue to try to make sure that. happens Dan rolovsky also didn't wear. any socks today did you see that. good guy.
no Zito listen I am just going to guess. that Dane orschlovsky's feet. do not reach the stench that your feet. do somehow it is a talent that you have. that I don't think a lot of other people. want to change man yeah I know you don't. slow no more I think you wear socks. right now no no I stopped eating salt ah. that's not true that's not true that's. not true at all you just had a chunky. cheese pizza oh yeah there's a lot of. sodium in there it was a sodium overload.
first pizza now I think yeah General. Tso's chicken as well yesterday morning. loaded that thing up I mean Sony's one. of the main ingredients that you do eat. I usually say uh minus the sodium. free General on the side please with the. shrimp fried rice as well please hold. the sodium I found to use it you're the. best. orlovsky season man is the greatest. though it's about we're about to hit it. can't wait.
last year he said six different guys are. gonna be the MVP yep Josh Allen week. three I think he's four yeah and by the. way that's what he fell back on was I've. been saying it since week three he took. like six shots it's it's the guys that. uh go fishing and they have just six. yeah out there yeah and then just the. one that hits these well remember I had. this [ __ ] one since the beginning I. had this one the whole time I love Dan. dude I'm excited for Dan to be on TV. more often and that's what football. season is the interlovsky on TV him and. Greenberg almost fought there for real.
this morning no they didn't almost fight. but they were so upset with Dan and his. oatmeal cookie over chocolate chip. cookie they just couldn't believe it. that's been his new thing like hey I'm. the whitest human of all time tweets you. know what I mean is it really yeah. that's what he's doing it's a new series. with Dan rolovsky like Hey Nobody's. whiter than me and he he displays that. with a uh opinion of fact and it's a. conscious effort like he's doing he's. like leaning into this is this something. he's doing yeah yeah it's very obvious. that the oatmeal cookie one is just. classic I mean all off season he's had. like five to ten of these things where.
he's like nobody is whiter than me. through and through and it's been a. pretty good series because he does get. roasted every single time oh yeah every. single time it works and I'm happy. Greenberg who is also potentially in the. whitest human of all time running said. Hey listen I'm [ __ ] fed up without. what you are at this point and that's. kind of danielovsky's thing I think of. this yeah it is I think he told us that. until like his senior year of college. the only thing he ate were mayo and. cheese sandwiches with the crust cut off. yeah and there's no way that's true but. that is him saying what is the most. Caucasian thing we can say right and.
that was it boom he let it rip so I. appreciate him he is leaning fully into. that Edition in that cookies tweet he. does have you know a couple spaces and. then he says which I think we all do. agree cookies and cream ice cream. greater than all other ice cream yeah. great statement of fact and that's the. first one he has put out there in this I. am the whitest of all time thing that. I've agreed with he's done a lot of. things I mean we could scroll back like. it seems like it's weekly at this point. because his NFL Live Crew started this. because the group text messages with Dan. rolovsky would start getting.
screenshotted and posted and I guess he. didn't put any seasoning on any of his. food maybe until last year like no. seasoning at all in any of his food. until last year. yeah he's a different breed of white I. think something about Pumpernickel. Bagels I think he said something like. those are the best literally just think. of the whitest thing of all time and. norlovsky just happens to fit the bill. on the face of it yeah. how is he at those parties you go. through. what parties you know you know what I. saw Dane back in college at the Walter.
Camp football awards it was like a. weekend like a two or three day event. and it was awesome and Dane was the man. there like I think he won the award. there for the quarterback or whatever. but yeah he was rolling back then is. that the All-American team the Walter. Payton camp. no it's Walter Camp not Walter Payton. I think I'm a second team on this thing. I think we're in the camp Walter White. Maybe I'm Wrong something Camp Walter. can't Walter something I remember I. think I was second team on it man maybe. I wasn't and I was like what the [ __ ]. [ __ ] this thing it was in uh it was in. Connecticut yeah yeah I thought I was.
supposed to be on this thing that's like. the Playboy All-American thing was. happening whenever that whole my era was. going yeah Steve and Pat were a part of. it they had some trash ass no I'm joking. I think the characters are really good. but but they're just I definitely at the. time said this [ __ ] trash. just put us on a field together you know. just put us on a field together and. let's let's compete for this see what. happens especially at that time being a. Playboy All-American oh my God nice you. could have told me nothing. hindsight pretty thankful I wasn't part. of it true yeah.
probably saved me you know exactly it. was Walter Camp might have changed. himself the Walter Camp yeah did they. have punters and kickers in that thing. too or no I don't know I'm sure they did. I feel like I remember here but I think. Ryan Stan check our offensive lineman. was a part of this. and some others I thought maybe there. was a chance I could on her and I said. [ __ ] off screw it I didn't even get. first email Big East really yeah Kevin. Huber. son of a [ __ ] prick I didn't deserve it. I didn't know what the [ __ ] I was doing.
I did well but I didn't know what the. [ __ ] I was doing you're ready to go I. finally so yeah and I didn't know what. the [ __ ] I was doing and Regan no I. didn't know what the [ __ ] I was doing. and I think that's ultimately why he. didn't let me win which is a shame. [ __ ] great guy all right Hey Joe see you. tomorrow dude NFL kickoff day tomorrow. yes. you're pretty you're gonna have your. prediction tomorrow right I had my. prediction today because that's when the. segment was called to be that's right. yep oh was it. yeah thanks for following the product. dude thank you son of a [ __ ] all right. there's just there's no reason to do it.
a day early season starts tomorrow did. you miss the deck. I did miss the deck I was left out on. the group text or email who was supposed. to email the deck we had a big old deck. we did masks hey we had a big old deck. for you too I mean I think you would. have liked it sorry pal it was a big. huge deck yeah sorry we couldn't get. that big huge deck through your terrible. internet system ain't that right. artificial uh deep fake Gump we tried he. had too many filters and anti-virus. blockers oh the cookies here's the.
cookies here's the cookies which we have. learned and experienced every single day. yeah we'll send the deck over but this. is what you need to know Aaron Rodgers. too oh sorry. geez. overreaction Monday oh yeah geez Louise. dude can't wait Aaron Rodgers Tuesday. coaches up Chuck Wednesday come on. Thursday night football Thursday and. then I think we have Coach J. B on Fridays yeah. just to bring the energy yeah I mean we.
had I'd reached out to him a couple. times during the off season and he got. into it with some people that was like. all right JB can't be [ __ ] doing this. [ __ ] literally I can't be doing it and. he got past it then the other night as. soon as I heard the oh [ __ ] dog I was. like I gotta have this guy in my life so. he'll be coming in on uh feel good. Fridays to break down the college. football schedule of the weekend coming. up in his thoughts. I have no idea how that's gonna go I. have no clue how it's going to go and. there are some things and I've said this.
and we have said this there are some. things that are for us you know and. Coach JB being on every single Friday I. think is a decision that we have made. strictly for us I don't know how it's. going to go I don't know what's going to. happen but it's going to be presented by. slap dick whiskey and I cannot wait to. see what happens out there dude. oh he's gonna be awesome maybe you can. uh pull some strings and get Old Timmy. to bow when he's done arguing with. Stephen A to pop on here on Fridays too. with Coach JB so Fridays we're probably. gonna end up this Friday we're going. 11-2 Live on YouTube. okay 11-2 we're going Live on YouTube.
then Hammer Down will be the two to. three o'clock hour on Sirius XM I'm. hopping on a plane obviously at two. o'clock flying to Madison Square Garden. that should be [ __ ] insane on Friday. by the way so it's one day before the. 20-year anniversary of September 11th in. Madison Square Garden and all the. documentaries that are being released. about the decisions that were made. behind the scenes by Vince and everybody. being the first public assembly after. September 11 2001 like I think it's. going to be a very emotional big night. on Friday I can't wait to get there so. 11-2 live on YouTube here then two to.
three will be hammered down on Series XM. which by the way let's go here we go. throw this I'm excited for Friday night. though I'm back in the saddle you know. what I mean AJ MSG I've never been to. MSG me neither I have I went to a boxing. matcher but it wasn't in the uh oh no. and yeah yeah whatever your name was up. on the yeah I had my picture up on the. [ __ ] jumbo oh yeah. who was a triple G and Triple G and uh. full drink the Zone's still a company I. think so yeah because they have all the.
NFL rights in Canada and Europe in. America though oh in America I think. they just do boxing in America it's. still Dupont I do see that they still do. boxing though. that night was electrifying it was yeah. that was awesome that was an awesome. event over there Triple G Wayne Rooney. was in the building yep wait Rooney Gaza. we went to the Yankees playoff game that. day right before it. yeah yeah it was awesome Grand salami. yeah how quick was that chug uh like one. 1.2 seconds 12 ounce beer in a cup that.
I chugged in the background oh yeah I've. seen a commercial that runs yeah during. an at-bat before the ball was pitched. yeah before the camera was cut had to. sneak it in there because we're getting. so many [ __ ] people. look at these idiots. Pat are you at the Yankees game right. now and then uh the next week was look. at [ __ ] Zito at the Yankees game. living his best life because there was. this one camera angle for right-handed. batter where we were literally just the. only ones in frame was just us sitting.
there it was classic we figured out the. cue light yeah as soon as we saw the. light we're like when that thing's on. it's go time boys I think Zito house the. hot dog hot dog yeah. oh we are the dumbest group of people. but thank you all so much for watching. and listening we're back tomorrow with. another big episode hey. NFL game day I mean let's go dude yeah. Thursday Night Football Thursdays are. you kidding me it's the first one of the. year. all right we'll change the name of.
Thursdays I like it until I need you to. put an umbrella to a brainstorm come on. don't need to bring the umbrella the. brainstorm maybe we'll just call. Thursdays Thursdays okay all right we'll. get on the Thursday's Thursday this is a. Thursday of all Thursdays here this is. Thursday Night Football Thursday. we'll have [ __ ] to talk about though I. think every Thursday oh yeah definitely. you know because our situation with the. Bookers. is fascinating you know it's very. fascinating still you're still they're. still around. I mean we had to pay seven eight months.
in advance uh so maybe they'll find. their groove three four months into this. thing yeah that's right I think we're. already two or three months into this. thing yeah definitely I think they would. always improve already always good to. just roll out of the gate slow right and. go build it up I mean it's well they're. not rolling we're being Bamboozled right. now yeah honestly I I this is another. situation just like the story where I'm. like all right I'm gonna try to remove. myself from this situation because I. don't have. like I just don't have the patience to. just be like all right [ __ ] off then you.
know what I mean I have re-put myself in. there as a motivator okay I've I've come. back in and said like hey how we feeling. you know and then. the continued lack of production led to. today uh hey come on you know like hey. come on what are we doing and then I got. a response back of all the emails that. were sent it's like. I don't care. about the emails that are sent I. appreciate the effort. but where's the production here you know.
at some point I understand seeing how. the sausage is made is great but at some. point I want to have [ __ ] sausage. patty yeah I'm making is a. results-oriented business you know and. the results currently can only go up. yeah yeah remember we had that one day. who was it using bolt three uh three. guests cries or that day was awesome you. remember that day AJ that was incredible. and I think that this booking company. has been like golf. you know where you'll have that one shot. that just says like [ __ ] bring us.
back I'm golf again it feels like that. has happened in the last couple months. even though they had us pay for 10. months in advance right. and I do have some opportunities here. coming up where you know they can. you know maybe put one in play but we'll. see that was this week. we're getting. pretty good at booking ourselves by the. way AJ yep and we are getting access to. some things now where it'd be a real. shame if we had to run this company. right off the [ __ ] right off the [ __ ]. it what if we became best Bookers of all.
time there's a chance maybe we start. employee telling other shows hey we'll. do your book in one book for you we've. seen what you've had to deal with we'll. do this for you this is all you're gonna. it's gonna cost and you need to pay us. 24 months in advance like this other. book in cash that's how it works hey. that's the business yeah so that's why. we gotta have so many regulars I think. by the way because if I wake up every. day with that text message saying nah. nobody today but we got some we got some. lines in the water or whatever maybe. tomorrow I will I will lose my mind you. know what I mean so I'm not going to do.
that anymore so we're just gonna make. we're coming to segment I knew we'd get. to this oh not Simon's show no on. Thursday no no yeah usual Thursday Night. Football. Thursdays yeah I have a question I'm. talking Aaron Rodgers Tuesday I have. reaction money I mean those are three. pretty. JB Fridays. Yeah we actually got our names. don't be a [ __ ] [ __ ] bird AJ all. right there's one of the levels.
and then once you get to it ain't no. come back yeah. I got a little slap dick in us yeah. I can't wait for it highlighted in the. book I can't wait for Fridays I honestly. yeah I cannot wait for that because. something's gonna happen in the Thursday. night college football game that's gonna. [ __ ] piss him off I swear to God I'll. go to the [ __ ] bar right if they oh. [ __ ] dog I'm going to bark sorry Lane I.
ain't watching this [ __ ] I'll text you. only white dude to grow up in his. neighborhood in Compton. gets put on Netflix they give him zero. dollars he is a superstar yeah gets. fired probably because of what happened. on that thing right and now just kind of. floating through life just talking [ __ ]. to everybody I love that man I. absolutely love that man. every time a video of his pops into my. timeline you know it's gonna be good I.
start crying laughing I'm like I text. him every single time I see a video of. his by the way and I'm like all right we. gotta do something we gotta do something. you [ __ ] tell me when man now we're. doing it every Friday coach JB coming on. do you think Aaron maybe we add this to. Aaron Rodgers book club. Hey listen I'm gonna decide any of the. books but I do believe we should. potentially present that to be in front. of Aaron to see if maybe that does. become a part of the book club you know. what I mean as a coach you want to save. the slap dicks and even a few [ __ ]. sticks but I have learned over time that.
shitbirds cannot be saved. so shady poetry that's JB 3. 33. it makes sense doesn't it yeah I think. it makes sense by the way this is just. like Jim Mercy. okay the delivery. and this happens to me I guess too. because the way I speak those who only. listen to the Beats of the songs will. never fully understand or appreciate Jim. irsay or the people that write the. lyrics behind it you have to get through.
the delivery to hear the message in JB. every time he has come on his delivery. is epic okay it is epic in my eyes but a. lot of people get potentially turned off. by and I could assume but if you listen. to what he's saying. there's some truth in everything that. he's oh yeah unreal he's got to get past. the delivery you know what I mean don't. just listen to the beat listen to the. story that's being told behind it pal. I've had to say that to a couple people. hey listen I understand my theatrics. while I'm speaking might not be your cup. of tea pal but if you listen to my words.
I'm [ __ ] running circles around all. the [ __ ] that are boring. talking some of those [ __ ] too if you. if you just want to listen to that and. some people can't do it and JB I think. runs into that issue a lot especially. when he's trying to get a job to college. and it's the oldest of whites Yeah Yeah. by far hey what's up [ __ ] stick all. right yes guys get him out of here no. I know what you mean there's someone. pretending to be me always talking for. me it deep fake up. hell of a reunion hub for this show and. D fake Jump by the way I think he has.
more lines than Gump today. he's on a run hey how have you been. betting by the way coming out of the. Cove gave you hot yeah we're still. rolling. that was that's always that's all he did. sat there. prison workout prison workout 50 hours. of homework found games to bet read 900. Pages read some emails and that was it. nah all right all right we need you to. stay out of those [ __ ] emails right. stay in the sports book out of the. emails for the gonna have it down it's. in 15 minutes by the way at youtube.com. probably at four o'clock if I had to. guess at this point youtube.com can't.
wait to listen to what we're betting on. what you know deep dive into the sports. book you guys found uh AJ we appreciate. the hell out of you pal hey appreciate. you guys can't wait for uh Thursday. night football Thursday tomorrow. sounds so stupid coming out of your. mouth though now can you say it one more. time no say like hey welcome to you know. what I mean do the whole thing just so I. can I mean this is how we're supposed to. brainstorm we got to hear what it's like. you know I need to hear it potentially. not just out of my mind you're the host. I need to hear you you said it first no. no no no I would like to hear somebody.
else say before I say you know what I. mean because I don't want to be called. my pants Connor give it a shot I know. you want to go no say it Hawk. Connor always finds his camera he's like. Tom Cruise well Tom Cruise he didn't. know that one camera was on him that one. time whenever he was talking about. saving the entire industry that's right. I think he might have yeah oh you think. he wanted that to get out hey turn that. on okay you save the entire movie. industry well then AJ's friend mom I was. gonna tell you you better tell your guy. because TC's gonna rip his [ __ ]. throat out if he doesn't get his [ __ ].
together if Top Gun 2 gets postponed. another six months TC will end his life. this is not a [ __ ] joke AJ. why don't you tell him. who do you want me to tell Miles Teller. oh okay oh you didn't see that he's. avoiding and also by the way tell him. that we didn't break the news that he. got punched in a moss you know we can. finally clear that up yeah. he had been tabloids in Sweden calling. me a bad guy I can't even go to Sweden. because Miles Teller [ __ ] you wanted.
to I wanted to watch that Godfather. series too can't even watch that no no I. know. really hurting me. and they're always neutral oh man. it's probably gonna be pretty good you. think. what I mean I mean it looks interesting. but it's never going to get made because. the [ __ ] guy's giving everybody coven. they have to shut down their Series yeah. looking forward to it miles come on. showing time explain your side of the. story pal we'd love to do it but until. then I will only be able to report what. it's told to me correct and I would. appreciate if maybe you came out and.
said like hey Pat sorry for throwing you. under every International tabloid bust. that I possibly could with one tweet. about a situation that somebody else was. reporting on and you were just telling. he could say that if he wanted to or not. or just talk to us about the Godfather. series you know he is your friend so I. assume he was pretty toxic human being. if I had to guess no I think I don't. know I I think you guys should sit down. and hash it out whatever issues you have. just don't have any it's good for him. for stepping up and taking over for Army. Hammer in that movie though all right. hammer down to 20 minutes see you guys.
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