The Pat McAfee Show | Thursday September 9th, 2021
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good afternoon beautiful people it is. thursday september 9th. 2021 years. after the year zero was founded. in today's show we're starting a bit. differently because today's show is. different. than the shows of the last.
seven. long. agonizing cold. faux enthusiastic. months worth of shows because today is a. day where we no longer have to wonder. what this season will hold for us today. is a day where we no longer have to act. like we're interested in whatever the. [ __ ] we're doing on a sunday when maybe. baseball's on or basketball's on today. is a day that launches us into something. we have been waiting for for far too.
long tonight. we begin. the 2021. nfl official regular season and that. means one thing and one thing alone it's. a celebration [ __ ].
oh my god. now. [Music]. thank you boys. when i woke up this morning and i took a. [ __ ] it was the best [ __ ] i've taken in. a long time oh yeah. brushed my teeth guess what felt like. the little bristle things were going in. between the teeth better than they had. ever had before wow. toothpaste was a little bit mintier okay.
shower perfect temperature yes you. should have seen the fog the smoke that. was going up on the window i was able to. draw stuff on it for my wife to see. later when she gets in there at the. perfect temperature today has been. absolutely we broke ground on a coliseum. wow buildings. got football tonight. we got a super boost tonight that is. basically saying hey you think they're. gonna win by eight and a half. let's assume we're gonna win by nine and. a half. instead of getting at minus one of five. let's get it plus one fifty that's at. fanduel right now super boost and uh.
free daily fantasy entry for a million. dollar top prize oh four million in. total prizes and a free bet for the. weekend it is a beautiful time to be. alive i can't thank you enough for. listening or watching whatever the hell. you may be. i'm a little winded yeah almost out of. shape yeah i think i got the cove with. long still. me too cam had this last year right i. mean oh yeah big time the whole season. so this is natural. too. ben roethlisberger appears to have that. on first take yesterday. at boston connor's here anti-schmidt the.
boys in the back nick's running audio. hey. come on now it's gonna be great to have. nick back on a microphone on a regular. basis oh yeah well speaking of that. before we get to. the football celebration okay we got ian. rappaport joining us today. it's not gonna be the yeah it is wrap up. the off season. there you go the rap sheet wrap up and. friends. session today talk to him in one o'clock. hour two o'clock hour we ain't got. nobody up maybe dumbass dan roloff okay. we're not so dumb yeah you're right not.
them he put matt jones above aaron. rodgers yeah that's right that was. pretty [ __ ] dumb yeah well listen. totally we love danielski love him don't. know if he's gonna be able to come on. but hopefully he'll be able to and aj. hawk will obviously be here we've got. football to talk about and we've got. like to talk about we got the five-hour. energy phone line one eight three three. four mack fee we can't wait to talk to. you but. we have to address some in-house stuff. first okay. we had a conversation about this last. night and i believe it came to be. because i was watching our youtube clip.
and the fire alarm went off. i remember potential studio caught on. fire. encrusty socks commented on her he said. maybe he i assume because krusty sucks i. assume yeah. it does involve you know what he's doing. yeah yeah oh jergen. bop it yeah. he said you know. is it a coincidence that the day after. you know the pod announces that it's. going down to one show a week that this. studio catches on fire like. is it just a coincidence that maybe fire.
alarm interrupts the entire show never. happened before just one day after it's. announced that the pod is going from two. shows. down to one show a week. is that just a coincidence or is krusty. socks right you know especially sucks. telling us that the universe says. that the pod cannot go down to just one. they show. do it is that what is that what the uh. is that what the universe is. you know with hammer dawn every day and. with this show every day right.
you know and all the other work that. does have to get done. two shows to one show in the middle of a. football season gives you you guys. especially on thursday because thursday. football that gives you guys an extra. couple hours maybe with your families or. whatever and there isn't a lot of that. during the football season and maybe you. get a little bit more rest and sleep and. have to work a little bit less and it'll. be better for our show this show it'll. be better for hammered down it'd be. better for everything but cross these. socks did say like is it i don't know so. i just think that's something you guys. should maybe think about yeah maybe not.
just. two pods a week but maybe four three oh. at least maybe seven to be honestly. pretty cool every day. yeah every summer thinking about tone. twice on sunday wow there we go that's. gonna be tough in the season but i think. you guys krusty sock said this so i'll. let you guys think about it sure you. guys can now ultimately make the. decision but. i stand firm with i think you guys. should at least do two to three episodes. a week still okay i stand on that side. as well pat oh foxy you do as well i. love the pod it's my favorite show. besides this show.
hoping we bring it back to at least. three four times a week. twitter poll twitter poll oh xeno. twitter maybe maybe from the pods. twitter account put that. sure that's a great stipulation that. zeto hosts every episode oh okay okay so. is there a little dissension here or is. there a. you're just saying okay zeto hosts four. episodes a week then and that's how it's. gonna i [ __ ] love doing that show. i'll do it as long as. boys wanna do i'll [ __ ] be sitting. right here if i'm the host the show gets.
cancelled. i don't think that's the case but i'm. happy for you guys to figure that out. and uh. when i when i read krusty sox's comment. i and it was getting likes yeah so. krusty socks was not alone you know it. was a good focus group in there when i. read through and i saw it i was like. he's right i'm trying to motivate these. boys into continuing to do you know. maybe more episodes than they've ever. done before listen we'll do as many. episodes a week as we need to it should. also be noted.
it was not a coincidence the [ __ ]. jag-offs outside hit a goddamn power. line and set the. fire alarm off in the entire building so. it wasn't it wasn't a coincidence maybe. a coincidence that those guys don't know. what the hell they're doing oh guys you. guys are seeing some. some rest maybe being taken away from. the schedule here as we're staring down. the next 18 week regular season yeah on. a thursday with games with everything. else that happens all week and you. are you guys thinking maybe maybe the. universe was. not saying anything at all and krusty.
socks is misreading the entire situation. is that what you're saying i mean that's. a possibility it's a possibility but. like for those that don't know okay. listen. the entire office made the decision to. go in from two pods down to one pod and. uh me and foxy obviously. oh you [ __ ] guys want to work less. obviously that's right that's the entire. thing and we knew there was going to be. backlash from the pod fans oh he knew it. and as soon as i saw oh. [ __ ] sock or whatever as soon as i saw.
that comment i was like oh bingo this is. it this is how we brought bring it back. uh i would like to say on good authority. uh you guys can't be doing two episodes. a week of the pods. specifically because we have hammered. down every single day this show every. day we only have 10 people and you guys. also have you know significant others in. things that happen in your life so i. will make the adult decision in that. thing but in the offseason foxy what did. they agree to yesterday i think three. four maybe five weeks. we said at least. one somewhere between one and three no. no no no you guys said that but then at.
the end of the agreement i think it was. like somewhere between two to five right. yeah isn't that what it was i don't know. about five. i heard three and i said i could get i. could get around three in the off season. five man that's a lot that's a lot of. people want that many but they also. don't realize you do that many there's. nothing to talk about oh so you're. saying for the good of the show exactly. what a hero thank you thank you. thank you in the hosts. a long time ago uh anyways we gotta move.
along we had to address that though we. all know when that fire alarm went off. it was much more to do with the context. of what you were talking about in the. moment which was the cleveland browns oh. that does make more sense i done this. kind of stink though for the browns. legit like we tried to talk about them. yesterday we're actually getting it i. think i actually said he doesn't get. enough respect and then i was going to. obviously follow that up with. hey here's a bunch of really respectful. [ __ ] being said about this person and. i'm not saying that we are. you know if we talk about it it matters.
but nobody's really talking about the. cleveland browns right now we noticed. that because i actually am a fan of the. cleveland browns jarvis landry has come. on the show and been great austin. hooper's coming on the show and been. great andrew barry [ __ ] i knew him when. he was like. sleeping on couches i think for the. indianapolis coats i mean literally i'm. a big fan of them never talk about them. we talk about them one time [ __ ] fire. alarm goes off place almost burns down. so we can't talk about them anymore or. are we going to put them to bed i think. today we shouldn't talk about them. because today there is one game that we. have to talk about hell yeah and that's. after ed sheeran buy your merch 50.
t-shirts from nflstore.com. 400. yeah. there's something else that you're going. to learn that's about 400 bucks that is. much more worth it i think than that. letterman jacket. it's a 50 shirt too and i almost pulled. the trigger on it just to as like a. funny thing and it was not worth that. much to be funny okay so quick question. will they sell any of those six i was. thinking like ed sheeran's people will. buy that is that what they're banking on. is that sharon's people banking on an ed. sheeran nfl crossover which i very is a. very small subsect of the country so.
potentially. the problem the ed heads will come out. and support ed and buy a bunch of those. hats and the jackets i don't know. because they will be what 450 was. shipping so the shirts though they'll. probably go yeah for those that don't. know we're referring to the nfl. announced a merch partnership with ed. sheeran who'll be having the kickoff. concert before the game gets started i. am a massive ed sheeran he's the. he is very i don't know how a guy. he he's against all the odds okay ed.
sheeran yeah and he has. man what. what odds are you talking about well. that's what i'm saying he is in a you. know rnb. like uh lovey song sings a lot of. romance songs he has he's incredibly. talented though so it it's super and. he's become incredibly attractive too. you know i think early we all saw that. and we're like hey it's gonna be tough i. think to sing to you know maybe boppers. whatever the case is and then his talent. was so goddamn good and now he's grown. like wine he's like this i think he's.
like jack now at this point yeah i mean. he is a guy that i play i'm happy the. nfl picked him because that is normally. something that most leagues [ __ ] up by. the way yeah and i i think ed sheeran's. something that everybody likes. absolutely not everybody i assume there. are people that hate ed sheeran but. there it feels like a majority of people. yeah here's that jacket the hat combo. that t-shirt up there top right 50 bucks. speaking of we have 20 off our entire. store right now. wow there's no t-shirts for 50 on there. but i like that ed sheeran's good so the. nfl gets it right i like that we're.
going to see tom brady sprinting out of. the tunnel running across the field. saying let's go at a very loud thing the. cannons are probably going to go off the. people are going to go bananas in tampa. bay who have never seen tom brady in. person even if they're a season ticket. holder lifelong tampa bay fan there were. other lifelong tampa bay fans that got. tickets probably ahead of them there is. everybody in tampa bay they're probably. already starting tonight in a boat or. starting today in a boat parade for this. entire thing that place is going to be. bananas tonight and then you got jerry. jones and dallas cowboys coming to time. that's coming to town that's always a.
hype machine i mean here we go whenever. we talk about. you know great night yeah this is a. great night we're staring down now tampa. bay minus eight and a half at this point. we knew it was going to move to eight it. moved eight and a half it's at -105. there so it's probably going to stick at. this number at minus eight and a half. probably for the rest of the day if you. think you're gonna win by eight and a. half over the dallas cowboys which i. happen to fall into that. particular department right. i believe ty. yeah i mean actually in honor of bruce. aryan showing up to you guys practices.
wearing all black for the defense i have. worn all black because i do believe that. the bucks are going to route the couch. oh it's going to be a funeral exactly. yeah that's bruce classic story bruce. arians his first otas. uh back with indianapolis quotes because. he was back he was with quotes when. peyton was there early like his i think. rookie year second year then he. obviously leaves ends up at the steelers. the whole thing you know and then he. comes back to the coats and uh i think. our defense realized quickly. that the way bruce aarons operates in. practice is much different than.
everybody else so andrew luck or whoever. we had playing quarterback i don't even. know if andrew luck was there yet. because he had to finish getting his. architectural. commercial. masters doctorate whatever it is so he. actually missed number one overall pick. missed like two and a half three weeks. of otas because he had to get his degree. in super duper architecture or whatever. the case is. so ba is playing with brand new offense. i don't even think he had andrew luck. reggie wayne's there though a lot of. guys are still there and there was a day.
i guess where. ba just absolutely pounded the defense i. mean the offense just all first team. second team third team it was a clean. sweep and ba was not quiet while these. things were happening he was talking to. the defense i believe uh antoine no. antoine bethay was gone at that point i. forget who he was he was going back and. forth with somebody there was a full and. it was a yelling match and i had never. seen this happen before i'd never seen. offensive coordinator talking [ __ ] to. entire defense basically talking loud.
enough to one person so that the entire. defense could hear i'm like oh okay this. guy's a [ __ ] talker andy's a coach like. this is awesome like this is something. that i'm excited i'm getting to see and. i think everybody in the nfl that has. played on a bruce aaron's team would say. the same thing like hey. this [ __ ] guy wants to win just as. bad as we do this guy wants to win in. the same fashion we do by the way he's a. guy who when the bears didn't give him. the head coaching job and he ended up at. the cardinals they played the bears. they're up 21 in the fourth quarter he's. still throwing a [ __ ] deep ball. because he is petty enough to remember. that they hired this guy out of the.
canadian football league to be the head. coach over him or whenever he just did. what he did with the indianapolis colts. during the chuck pagano leukemia year or. whatever so he shows up after that ota. practice where it was out loud maybe. it's the first time i saw it or whatever. and he's got the black tango hat the one. he always wears he's got a black shirt. on black shorts on black high like. like tight compression socks. black shoes and i sat right next to him. in every single team meeting and. literally i looked at him i'm like okay.
a little thinning black today you know. little granny cash out there he goes. it's a [ __ ] funeral baby we killed. that [ __ ] defense yesterday. and like he just continued to look. straight whenever he said it i just. started dying laughing and then when it. was his turn to speak by the way. i mean there was a full promo to the. team and why he was wearing and then. obviously you got robert and about [ __ ]. you there's a full it's like one of. those things ba knows. that tampa bay hasn't gotten a chance to. experience this as well that that. coaching staff has been around the block.
forever if there's any coaching staff. that would hopefully have. you know the boys mindsets ready of the. young players i guess because with a. very veteran-led team vets know you got. to show up like hey you got to show up. to camp you got to do this you got to do. your own thing you got to be in shape. and i think what the the drive that they. have to go undefeated like. i love that you honored. ba wearing all black is going to be a. funeral for the cowboys i just hope it's. the case it seems too obvious connor. right now it seems like we're all on it. so heavily the boost is minus nine and a.
half mm-hmm. how often we can do a scoragami thing. like is nine a normal spread. no no. no no so if you think they're gonna win. by eight and a half you assume they're. going to win by nine and a half as well. at fanduel my boost is nine and a half. and it's plus 150 and then minus eight. and a half it's minus 105. it's like i. if they win by nine and you you you. don't bet both you only bet mine i'm not. going to refund you but i will apologize. for it yeah definitely i will apologize. for it but it feels like everybody on.
earth right now is. hard on tampa except for even jerry i. feel like is that tampa bay tonight he. knows and i think earlier in the week it. was like a 60 40 split i'm sure that. changed a little but you know i saw your. nine and a half i took the super boost. and i said you know what what am i even. doing here let's go to 13 and a half i. feel like this could be an easy two. touchdown game i am worried about the. last second hey let's get some points on. the board field goal some [ __ ] so. they only win by 10. but i'm comfortable. with them winning by 14 tonight honestly. and we've been all on the same you know.
bet before all of us. and one and have one so i'm not too. worried about it at the moment i think. that this is just an obvious one don't. overthink it take the bucks cause all. anybody's thinking right now at home is. oh this is they're all on the same side. they say good and people are dancing on. our graves already that are betting on. the cowboys i've had a lot of you know. sharps that have six followers on. twitter you know with their own podcast. that could stream tell me oh this is. sucker bet bad bet uh. my boosts are the worst things about and.
they don't follow me they only fall they. actually do not like me i think these. people and i'm like wondering like. when you say stuff like this though like. us and i was about to tell you you love. living under the rim like you just said. like hey live for it alternate spread. actually yeah it's gonna be even bigger. because you know there's a chance that a. 12 year old named uh aristotle aristotle. could dunk on you there's a chance that. people tomorrow could dunk on you yeah. but we've we've been under the rim this. entire week about this game as soon as. we saw what it was i i immediately there.
isn't a spread big enough at this point. now. people say we're overreacting uh. reactors maybe but you gotta remember. we're another season into this thing. that's right. hey how come. everybody else who gets older and their. profession gets better but for us. everybody's thinking we're getting worse. somehow and when it comes to gambling. it's like. yeah we're only getting better at the. gambling and predicting out here. especially because we got a show that. comes on every single day hammer down. with digs and gumpy gumpy who's in the. back now ripping and clipping i. appreciate you gump gump's got the hold.
of my twitter account whenever i'm live. on a microphone so hey good luck out. there what could go wrong pal what could. go wrong wait you let. gump run your. so that was not artificial that was. nothing. this guy this guy oh. [ __ ] bro we were having such a good day. we lost one of our members remember the. silence for deep fake. i feel like you'll make an appearance. again absolutely. nick's four feet away yeah he'll grab. him uh but hammer don.
the hottest gambling show on earth i. think i i i mean i have not done enough. research to like stamp that but there's. nobody that could be hotter than these. [ __ ] guys it makes no sense they're. gonna continue this heater and they're. gonna go who was the first person that. maybe. dropped a little seated dot. on tampa minus nine and a half this. morning one of the hottest bettors we. have town digs what's this all about why. are you beneficial all week you've been. with us all week he's been with us. gumpy's been with us all week the. hottest gambling show that is happening.
hammered down they just give out winners. that's literally what they do if you. would have bet with them this entire. offseason since they started i think. they're like 70 percent 60 hit streak 70. maybe maybe even higher than that i'm. not as gumpy probably knows above above. 60 above 60. yeah so like you're making. money off of these [ __ ] guys okay and. they've been on our side all week so. that i'm like hey vandal need a super. boost by the way let's get this thing on. right got the best in the [ __ ] world. on our side as well not just our. feelings and not just my experiences.
telling me how i feel like this is. probably going to go but also we got the. hardest gamblers on earth hey let's go. let's hammer this thing then i walk in. this morning what do we got old dixie. downers saying. is what the cowboy said going back into. his cave saying hey i'm gonna go grab a. bat and bring back cover if we [ __ ]. have to i don't like it you're debbie. donner right now dick what's doing it. for the team not every single one of us. can have all the confidence in the world. in this bad hit one of us has to be. negative about it i disagree. i disagree yes positivity i'd be more.
negative about it. but. only 55 of the bets and 55 percent of. the money is on the bucks like if it was. 70 or 80 like it is in this. it's good like i would feel much worse. it's higher than 70 or 80 in this office. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just meant. i believe it's why now. tony in tonight. still on the books. come on tom. are you hedging my butts always do. better when i hate them. and you hate the bucks i am better when. i hate myself so the box just feels like. it's too obvious and ed sheeran is going.
to put on a great show yeah obviously. that's right there's some touchdown. scoring props for tonight as well. and i want to let everybody know that i. hope diggs the dallas cowboy digs right. corner i hope he does incredible i hope. that guy goes on to be super duper all. pro because his kid is the coolest kid. of all time yeah that kid needs a show. that kid needs to be doing whatever that. kid is the coolest kid of all time which. by the way probably great parenting. right i mean that is something so i hope. he does incredible but there's some. touchdowns like let's assume zeke is. going to maybe find the enzo sure yeah.
okay he's in the best shape he's ever. been. uh it feels like you know mike mccarthy. maybe knows that zeke is there i i whoa. without zach morrison their best player. the boys in the middle and he'll get. some red zone touches yeah they'll feed. him right. to the right they just paid back a bunch. of money the first touchdown for zeke's. like plus six or seven hundred which. and then that means it's not terrible. that means they would be taking the lead. as well yeah which means probably not. great for the buzzsaw we've been. predicting early whenever tom comes out.
and just dominates and then all of tampa. goes bananas and then the cannons oh you. like the other side of tommy one yard. sneak for a touchdown's plus 1300. believe i sprinkled on that oh in his. 300th regular season start. how about he put a video out this. morning and the caption said year 22. let's go and i just wrote you're a joke. jesus year 22. and if you look at like. the top jersey sales right now okay it. is a beautiful thing because tom brady. year 22. third high.
there it is. josh allen number one selling jersey. since august first wow gets that big. deal done uh-huh buffalo bills fan. saying all right [ __ ] it we can buy. jersey yeah yeah because you got a lot. of dads probably up here i ain't buying. you jersey we buy a jersey. the guy leaves the team. this has happened ever since we were. kids i ain't doing it anymore if josh. allen signs a deal buy your [ __ ]. jersey josh allen signs a deal forever. everybody gets a jersey josh allentown. has officially arrived up there in. buffalo not that it hasn't already i. mean i remember that video clip of him.
coming out of the airport at that late. night where they're going bananas where. they couldn't they weren't allowed to be. around him bill's mafia is electric josh. allen is the perfect quarterback for oh. yeah buffalo perfect without question. it's like when a guy matches the city so. well like dan marino and miami yeah you. know what i mean yeah they were perfect. together. let's go to mack. what's that what was that about he's. perfect for miami you've watched you're. talking about the devil's dandruff whoa. whoa you don't have to go. i'm just talking about he enjoyed the. sun i believe the good times.
had a great time he loved snowflake. you're right. the field goal kicking dolphin. just couldn't get the laces around you. know what i mean yeah and i think that. was a much larger nfl problem than just. a miami dolphin problem because at that. particular time when finkel was kicking. down for the fins in a boy's diner. they didn't have a designated long. snapper so normally it was like a. defensive end or a tight end or a. linebacker. so the operation was terrible because.
now. by the way everybody laces out laces out. laces out laces out and you'll hear some. stooges on tv and in college it's a. little bit different because obviously. they're still trying to learn the trait. but in the nfl laces are on the snapper. okay so let's just. as we go in this season i've said this. before i just want to make sure that we. get this clear it's a much different. time than when ray finkel is [ __ ] up. games. or dan marino depending upon how because. laces do. laces are a big deal when it comes to. accuracy on kicks so finkel did have. a valid point to be pissed off at dan.
marino sure okay i would like to let. everybody know that now snowflake seemed. to get around it never [ __ ] missed no. down there in that miami heat love job. or whatever but i think now it needs to. be understood that laces are on the long. snapper long snappers some cases are. getting paid a million dollars to long. snap they're not even allowed to get hit. at this point because they are a. specialist through and through their job. is to snap the ball the exact same every. single time the same amount of rotations. it is an impossible job i can never do.
it it might sound crazy but this is how. long snappers in the nfl are actually. judged same exact snap same amount of. rotation so that when you catch it it's. at the same exact spot every time. because the operation is happening so. much quicker now because you got four. twos coming off the edge. going into season i think we have that. understood is there any way you can. practice that or is that all just like. right it's just but i mean like after. like our guys guys aren't even thinking. about that though right so so it's just. like a dude perfect video right so. do perfect video you have a football you.
throw it as hard as you can. where it lands okay i'm gonna put a. garbage can right here now i just have. to throw it as hard as i can and that's. probably where my limit is for instance. tom mcmahon okay this son of a [ __ ] his. hardest throw from 20 yards was the. crossbar okay. so all like if he missed it the first. time it was because the ball didn't come. out clean if he gets his hardest throw. on a line that thing is going to just. hit the thing so if we had a game. obviously 5 10 15 and 20 was the winner.
tom had trouble 5 10 15 because he. actually had to feel it in there but if. he got to where the final line was that. we're all racing you know to do this. this is like a relay type thing if he. got there we were done because that was. his full thing dude perfect same thing. snapper same thing i think like okay. this is what how many ball rotations it. is on my like full snap whatever it is. and then the holder's job is to find the. exact distance that is eight and a. quarter eight and a third eight in the. hand eight into whatever it is maybe.
eight right on the corner which is. everybody so that's why you see. different spots and depth and that's why. whenever it balls in the middle it's a. much bigger deal because you're just. kind of guessing at that thing their job. is not to get the laces perfectly. straight every single time it's to get. in a window from if you're looking at a. clock and 12 would be straight down the. field from nine to three yeah like that. is their job the holder's job is just to. get it just a quick little turn anyways. dan was perfect in miami yeah he was he. was perfect in my head. should have had his ass holding josh. allen perfect in buffalo mac jones seems.
to be. the right guy for new england he's. number two best seller in new jersey. since august once winning the starting. job i assume that amplified a bit. because the buzz was already there for. matt jones as soon as he came on the. field in the first preseason game after. cam newt went out the. foxborough went insane ballistic. and they showed cam. and cam seemed to be handling it much. better than a lot of people probably. would andy dalton has to deal with the. same type of thing but you couldn't help. but notice like oh it feels like new.
england loves this guy and then he turns. out he's a starter and. feels like he fits the place perfectly. oh yeah like a gem and you heard him in. his interview yesterday damn near sounds. like belichick when he's talking on the. phone and by the way that is why jersey. sellers do so well like when the person. represents the city perfectly like hey. this is how this thing goes tom brady. tom brady justin fields in chicago patch. mahomes in kansas city those are the top. five and the good news for like. you know matt jones is he's starting in. the same exact place almost tom his. jersey sale is much higher if he could.
stay in that top three for the next 21. years. he'll be able to do whatever uh you know. tom brady was able yeah especially if he. switches you know teams then oh. you know he asked for a bunch of money. because you know at this point he's won. seven super bowls with new england so he. warrants it but bill who will be i don't. know what 98 by the time. he'll probably also say you know what. i'm about to hang it up let's try and do. this one more time before i'm 110. then. no no i think the issue is going to be.
matt patricia's going to be making these. the same way all right matty matty p is. not stepping in front of steve belichick. with that. gm stevie b. matt are you okay with this. yeah patricia's not getting enough. credit for jones pick exactly especially. if he does well matt patricia had to. give the final. day there his team i didn't see steve. making that pick did you hey what if tom. brady wins seven super bowls with tampa. bay. that could happen i just want to let. everybody know that could happen.
possible it is a long shot okay it is a. long shot but what if tom brady wins. more super bowls with tampa bay than he. did in new england and conor just has to. sit here for the next eight nine years. of his life by the way if tom plays till. he's 50 it wouldn't be the first nfl. player that played rumors. blanda was able to play and i think he. was actually buzzing through four to. five marlborough packs yeah which is way. more impressive. uh i think. tom would even say that is impressive. that his body was able to be and that. was.
they just taped people like duct tape. yeah they actually would just put duct. tape on b blender western pennsylvania. guy do believe obviously i i think he's. western pennsylvania that makes sense. that makes sense yeah. tom's four years older than the uh next. starting quarterback next oldest. starting quarterback if he just goes on. to win the next six and there's seven of. tampa he's like all right where's my. yacht i need to change the name a couple. times i'm gonna get the [ __ ] out of here. now gisele that's what i had to prove. boy because remember gisele asked him. allegedly hey what do you have to prove.
or something immediately after the super. bowl. allegedly we don't know if any of this. is true or not but allegedly that was. asked because that spurred a. conversation for like three weeks like. was tom brady going to retire what else. does tom brady have to play for and then. tom brady did that draft-a-thon thing he. was like i give up two rings to be. undefeated i was like oh look the. [ __ ] guy figured out what he's. playing for what it is hey he figured it. out all of a sudden that that must be. good news as long as he doesn't come. back 28-3 in any of those seven super. bowls that he could possibly win in.
tampa i'll be okay bland is from. westmoreland connie. westerman's favorite lesser pig. right next to us it's. i mean this is not it because this is a. green tea. okay no liquid cane sugar. couple splendas. need the big boy yep a lot of people. have been asking lately what i'm that is. what it is then i will move over to a. celsius and mix in a water okay okay. that is what our the normal day routine. is. but the water over there mm-hmm.
western pennsylvania yeah. there's actually pieces of steel in the. water oh yeah. so people are wondering why george. blanda was able to play in the nfl until. he was 50. when they only had duct tape as a. medical athletic training device. he son of a [ __ ] was drinking iron his. entire life iron water and cowboy. killers hell yeah that's right i'll do. it you throw a couple icy lights down. here. more than a couple yeah that's where per. quarter listen let's not even talk about. the water that they filter with steel.
that you're drinking as a child out of. the faucet in the hoses yeah i'm talking. about the river water they put in the. cans that sell as i see lights. a lot of bodies in there so you're. building up other people's antibodies. that's right george blaine it could play. until you're 70 if you want not even. beer it's just water in a can it gets. you [ __ ] up for some reason yeah that. was the gb4. what's george bellander's number oh i. think seven 88 or something. tb12 is much different than the gb. blind is number one.
gb 16 was much different i believe than. tb12. and i'm only saying that because he's. from an area we are from so we're. assuming he acts just like us yeah. he does we're back in four minutes one. eight three three four mcphee with your. phone calls let's celebrate. the nfl starting today here we go you. gotta ian rapport now or two. 240 yes. dangerous okay so that's good actually.
because it only limits us to a 14-minute. conversation thank god. he's already on his [ __ ] oh yeah big. time can't wait to chat with him i love. him. i love dane mostly because we could say. everything we just said to him and dane. will have full research project coming. back at us. completely opposite human as i am you. know all of us are can't wait chat with. him 240 ian rapport aj hawk and your. phone calls on the other side five hour. engine front line one eight three three. four mack if you'll see in four minutes.
[Music]. the nfl is implementing the hawkeye. replay system which has the. smart technology which is synchronized. multi-angle. replay technology which allows the ref. to view all of the shots and angles of a. certain play at the same damn time as. opposed to what they've been doing all. along which is tv producers deciding.
what replays they see when are you. kidding me unbelievable now we know a. lot about these tv producers okay i. couldn't see. joey josh's chestnut it is 76th [ __ ]. hot dog all right [ __ ]. on 4th of july to break his own record. because of. a production. we've seen a lot of other. rather terrible decisions made in. television in broadcasting of games made.
those same people now i'm learning were. the people that were deciding what. angles the 95 year old refs in the nfl. were getting to see this is absurd. thankful that the xfl who had the. hawkeye smart technology synchronized. multi-angle replay technology either. created invented or used from other. places like tennis has this i believe i. like that we're expediting the replay. system i like that we're getting up with. the times replay should be an asset to.
the nfl as opposed to what it is which. seems to be a burden the the pass. interference replay thing because of how. terrible they botched the execution of. that it probably would never be brought. up or you know thought about again. because fans will be able to say oh i. remember when they did that last time i. was like no remember how they executed. that last time the replay system is run. by people who have you know not a lot of. experience with maybe quick slo-mo uh. fast-forward maybe just content being in. their face all day every day i like that.
we're making this better it's better for. the game it's better for everybody. there's a lot of money on the line let's. not let. the opportunity pass where we can. utilize technology to make sure the. right [ __ ] gets done let's just do it in. a much more efficient fashion i've. always felt that way aj well it's much. more efficient but it also it makes me. question like how did we go this long. to where. a tv producer is controlling what. replays what angles you're gonna see. like for the referee like that that kind. of blows my mind when you think about it. i read it yesterday. i almost axed my paints yeah.
i didn't because i'm an adult but you. get it. i don't know i bet you you have in the. last five years no i haven't but i had. there was that one time where i thought. it was gonna be a sound and it was. actually actually a little close that's. different story yeah but i mean it was. it wasn't a full axle i don't know yeah. no sharding is not. for the goddamn good of the show but. speaking of that i was quite alarmed. whenever i read that that tv purdue i'm. like.
the same people that are. making a lot of the decisions that we. get a chance to witness every single. week are the same people that are. deciding whether or not a play that i. have a lot of money riding on. potentially is overturned or not i am. not about that. [Music]. thank you thank you thank you thank you. i'll tell you what it's pretty cool. roger goodell gave me a big hug. beforehand too. thank you so much shane you drinking.
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and they stink so i was thinking that. strictly because i remember the 49ers. and uh that playoff game against the. packers where they had five straight. touchdowns i think where the guy wasn't. even touched 186 yards that was the nfc. championship game two years ago and. shanahan's things you know can kind of. kid look for kiddle down the middle. maybe screen kelsey he gets in there and. it doesn't have to be a long touchdown. just if they get into the end zone. untouched boom they'll be automatically. entered you can guess who it is hashtag. pms on touch you'll win uh potentially. you enter in to win a fluid master. softball 95 a day you get 49 30 dollars.
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something happens where a tight end. jumps over a guy you know what i mean. and somehow i think you got you guys are. picking like a classy like obviously. it's not going to happen because he's. not still playing but a peyton manning. naked boot yeah like that. that was beautiful i actually was there. for i think his longest run of his. career it was against the raiders. and it was at the end of the game. dominic rhodes i think was it running. back. if i do recall. and um the only reason why i think i. remember dominic rhodes was there is. we're all at dinner one time and domi. was hyping up the story while i was.
being told because. uh dominic thought he was getting the. ball so a play was called at the line. while time was running out or whatever. and a defensive lineman was on the colts. knew what the call was oh defensive. lineman though couldn't hold it in. defense alignment screams while payton. is under center it's going right here. which is the guy was 100 percent right. the guy was 100 right peyton doesn't say. anything to anybody okay domi actually. thinks he's getting the ball i think he. stops and when he didn't get it and.
peyton's loose and then he ends up. sliding down or whatever the game's over. and he's [ __ ] celebrating he thinks. he slides like the four or something. like that game over one of the most. beautiful things of all time didn't. score by like his game of course he. could have ran in there but those ones. on the five yard line where that gazelle. would [ __ ] get out. wow i don't even think the offensive. line or the running backs knew most of. those times i think that was all like a. uh good sell yeah let's just go ahead. and risk it roll the dice here but. you're right how will we separate that. how about if what if a tight end or what. if a tackle is eligible then oh man i.
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be able to use that by the way that's. quite an adult move when you go from. toilet paper to wet wipe oh yeah. i'm done with toilet paper strictly wet. wipe guys yeah 100 austin colley brought. that into my life training camp rookie. year. you know because. when you're training camp at least where. we were. public shutters right okay sure middle. of the night i think i had a late night. i had to go austin i think had to go he. had uh he walked in there with wet wipes. and go. you clean the baby i think i forget what. i said he was like a life changer dude.
and then he slid it underneath the thing. over to me a couple stalls down i think. i did get in. no he got him first he had a handcap. still i was down okay i've done a. smaller one he slid it over i tried it. out okay i'm never doing that little. thin [ __ ] ever again. and then the bidet got introduced and. it's like here's the. once again here's the doctor the toilet. paper that's right. it is pricey but you can say 49 30 right. now absolutely. we will not talk about it that long ever. again but no it was a huge off-air.
conversation this year oh yeah. you should have heard when this was. presented to us at 400. we ain't [ __ ] selling any of these. what are we doing well they say you can. take off 49 30 and. we'll get they'll give one away they'll. give another one i was like all right i. [ __ ] love this company yeah and it's. the reason why it's expensive is because. the technology to get that type of. capability on your butt. i mean it's the ferrari of of portable. bidets yeah last not portable because. you have to have someone come out and. install it inside yeah somebody has to. come into your house right.
which is quite an annoying process but i. think we'll all agree all of our. buttholes would agree that after that. process happens your butthole is much. happier never going back happy buttholes. happy bottles shout out to fluidmaster. let's go to the five energy family let's. go to devon in minnesota what's going on. and they're going to love that. they're going to love that i bet the flu. hey what's going on the boys hey devin. first day of nfl football 2021 season. let's go let's have one pal what do you. want to talk about. hey i wanted to talk about uh maybe not. tonight i'm talking about week four i. got a question for boston connor how's.
he gonna feel. how's he gonna feel when tom brady. throws a 40-yard scene down the middle. to gronk and he gets up and sings this. is our. dev it may be a better question like. three weeks from now let's go to anthony. in canada. anthony what's going on pal we. appreciate the call just bring it back. run it back we'll forget about it we'll. appreciate it more then what do you want. to talk about anthony. hey pardon hey fighting everyone just. want to give a big shout out to you guys.
your show is awesome love it gumpy. special shout out always want him to. remember that football found its way. home to rome portrait. also a big fan of the kansas city chiefs. super super cool dog. yeah what is it are you italian yeah. anthony obviously yeah i am yeah yeah. he's he's uh yeah tony's hey. still. still hyped about it sorry gump. um we appreciate you anthony it's the. first time hey listen it's first day of. football i don't want to have to do this. but the united states beat honduras last.
night. [Applause]. i had to watch it on telemundo tv so it. wasn't in english oh yeah it was in. spanish and i felt the energy through i. didn't know what the [ __ ] they were. saying but i felt the energy i didn't. get it i didn't know it was on i didn't. know it was happening until the internet. told me that the coach should be fired. and team stinks and we're not going to. be in a world cup and i was like wait a. minute this is not good for me or for. our show and i guess at halftime we're. down one zip and then because they're. playing a different style or something a. new formation or whatever second half. just [ __ ] steamrolled pepe's guy huh.
he's a guy we got him we got a guy you. guys are done for up here in canada say. hello to your little friend america the. greatest soccer team on earth canadian. lads are buzzing this might be the best. team we've ever had i can't believe we. tied you guys we're world cup champs you. guys are just canada right. gold call amazing. oh yeah it was very loud it was late. though and the wife was already sleeping. yeah so it was to be honest was kind of. startling it was like fire alarms oh. yeah yeah because i knew it was coming. because i'd heard it on the internet. before but i didn't oh [ __ ] we're in the. middle of this right now you know it was.
electrifying though that soccer team. looks like they're 12 years old for us. yeah they are a young team they're like. 12 years old. yeah we are it's even better hey. it's coming home for the foreseeable. future that's right just like tom brady. could win seven more super bowls down in. tampa bay and be remembered for that. forever what if he just never loses a. game again by the way possible. new england will not even be a. thought anymore tom brady played for the. patriots that'd be a shame it's like. what happened with peyton and denver. yeah except you only won one super bowl. with the colts which is a massive [ __ ].
up by them but i'll leave that as this. i mean jim irsay would argue that as. well he uh. he came out whenever andrew luck was. drafted. and he said. multiple championships that's why we. were here to win multiple championships. and then he would get into an interview. like 15 20 minutes he would drop. something about how. should have won more. we are going to win more with andrew. like he i think he even knows it at this. point i think everybody does too oh yeah. there's just a couple decisions that. could have been made that maybe would. have helped out that offense a little.
bit full team a little bit but the way. bill pulling constructed his roster made. them very good but if anything happened. to anybody it was almost like oh no what. are we going to do there game over which. was hey all the power to the colts. constructed a great roster but you only. win one championship who gives a [ __ ]. i'll say this about the quotes by the. way they put out a hype video today yeah. and we got to see a lot of behind the. scenes footage and clips and stuff like. that. that feels like a team that is very much. together we talk about like uh i talk. about a lot like i feel like if a team. likes each other that is the biggest x.
factor to a team going or not i think we. saw it with green bay last year they. were celebrating more than ever the. kansas city chiefs they seem to party. together and they're on twitter together. all the time tampa bay buccaneers they. got full work tom is holding full. workouts down there i think if you can. tell if a team likes each other they're. going to be much better than obviously. the teams that don't like each other now. it's much easier to not like each other. when there isn't success by the way. because it's a much more miserable. situation but it feels like the colts. are like a uh. like a don like don home. all-in football team ever well and i. think you have to be very enthused about.
like if there were if carson ready uh. carson wentz wasn't ready to go he. wouldn't be playing week one so i think. we can safely assume that like his foot. is fine like it might be a little bit. painful but i think he is ready and. rearing to go for the entire season hey. what uh what time is your practice today. 1 30 i think 145 135 or something like. that. all eyes are on the big fella on the. offensive line that's right cause i. i turned completely against dallas and.
said make it whatever when zach martin. was not going to be playing yeah. when marshall yonda left baltimore now. they did figure it out got a playoff win. last year that's awesome but early it. was obviously something that was missing. a great offensive lineman. is hard to replace that is just. something that is very difficult to do. never gets talked about quentin nelson. gets talked about a lot because he might. be the [ __ ] greatest guard in the. history of football when it's all said. and done you started out that way zach. martin best football player on there it. is hard to lose a guy on the offensive.
line the game forever will be one in the. trenches even if it becomes a complete. pass happy league because guess what to. get those passes you have to be able to. protect and if you have an absolute. stallion on the offensive line and. because of how tight offensive lines are. by the way and the camaraderie and. they're the tightest group on every team. once you lose one of them especially if. it's the leader or the big dog on there. that it might be problematic so all eyes. are on quentin nelson in indianapolis. now garcia wins his best well like. you're pretty nervous to wear the mac. jones jersey on monday from what it just.
uh came out of your mouth. listen i ain't gonna have to wear a. stupid jersey what were you gonna say i. was just gonna say that i'm in a very. similar situation right now with. bhaktiari like i mean i've heard a lot. of good things about what they've done. but same deal i mean he's one of one of. if not the best left tackle in football. and they don't have him for the first. six weeks so it is kind of like a first. concern those big guys they sweat a lot. to eat a lot they do a lot they fight a. lot they're miserable a lot. they don't get talked about ever. so vital to the success and it's just. kind of like an understood thing like.
oh yeah the offensive line stinks. they're gonna stink yeah oh the offense. line's good okay let's talk about. everybody else we're back in hour two. with aj hawk quinn nelson [ __ ] a play. doh. [Music]. [Applause].
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did you hear everything that was being. said whenever you were potentially just. from you. oh. yeah. okay so wait let's address it hold on. all right you can be a hater no no no no. no no. you can change cars can change we can. change now at the moment i was at okay. of course you know with the daily show. the live daily show you know we we can. potentially get uh referred to as. prisoners at the moment you probably did. hear me say some things that was at a.
much different time backtrack. no it's cool we're here face to face you. can change people change all right by. the way you are much bigger than i. thought. [Laughter]. when jalen gets drafted there was that. the beginning of it all was there a. miscommunication was there what happened. between you and doug because they were. saying it was fractured beyond repair. yeah what happened there is is all of. that accurate is that all kind of. getting blown out of proportion yeah and. where did it start for one i don't like. to ever come out and say reporters. aren't telling the truth because i don't. but porlovsky doesn't i'm not.
i'm not going to dispute every report. that's out there you know you know the. way the season went obviously wasn't. ideal when jalen was drafted that had no. bearing on on me i trusted the. organization i signed that contract you. know i was devoted to them and i felt. like they were devoted to me so i i. trusted the pick you know that had no. bearing on my confidence or my abilities. you know the season unfolded not how i. would have liked it um personally i. could have played better we lost a lot. of games at the end and just didn't. didn't fall into place the way we wanted.
but. there's a lot to learn from it you know. as a man as a player and all those. things and you know i've still a lot of. respect for coach peterson and i think. without a doubt those reports are very. exaggerated like i said i don't hear a. lot of them they come to my attention. from my agents or different things yeah. but i have a lot of respect for him and. um it was unfortunate for everybody and. how the whole thing kind of just went. down there's a couple still shots that. made its way around where you and doug. peterson appeared to be giving each. other a nasty look i saw this.
it's not true not true at all oh you. were not saying i wish you died. i don't even think i was looking at him. in those shots. so. i did see that i'm like of course. they're gonna play this one up they're. gonna they're gonna make a story out of. anything that's that's how it is so um. but yeah that's not true at all okay so. i'm happy to hear you weren't giving. doug peterson death looks like you never. thought like a football isn't for me. like there was never a thought where i. don't like football anymore i don't want. to be in this [ __ ] league anymore. with this business there was never a. thought like that no i mean don't get me.
wrong the way the season went i mean it. was frustrating and that's that's why i. stepped away and it almost rejuvenated. me you know it's almost like last year. pissed me off so much i want to come. back in a different way and do. everything i can i am thrilled to be. here and to have this new start new. opportunity and um. community seems amazing fan base seems. amazing. like we said it seems like the perfect. fit. [Music].
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really build my crew build my following. build my audience and ridiculous what am. i supposed to do so i'm supposed to look. at something that i can definitely. afford and say nah is that what i'm. supposed to do. the pat mcafee show starts in three. three. two. one. good afternoon beautiful people hour two. on this beautiful nfl 2021 regular. season kickoff september 9 2021 begins. right. now. shots time for that beat drop hour two.
we'll see ian rappaport joining us in. about 20 minutes we'll answer some of. your phone calls 1-833-4 mcafee and. joining us from an attic a man. who once started an nfl season at the. bottom of the mountain. and found his way at the mountaintop as. a super bowl champion 31 teams lose. every single year one year this man. found himself as the one team that beat. everybody else also college football. national champion ladies and gentlemen. the greatest jawline in sports a.j hall.
what's up dude happy [ __ ] nfl regular. season kickoff day dude that's right man. say it right happy thursday night. football thursday that's what this is. this isn't thursday night football. thursday okay this is nfl regular season. kickoff thursday dude boom. okay well i'm still sticking with the. original but hey we can still brainstorm. we're still throwing them out there okay. well i think we've already decided all. right welcome to the show hour two we've. already decided this is nfl regular. season kickoff thursday we will have. another brainstorm session before next.
thursday i'm so excited for this aj hawk. we don't even have to act like we care. about the dramatic [ __ ] stories that. surround every team for five six seven. months now we get a chance to talk about. actual football aj it's a great day to. be alive pal. i think there's a lot of people all. around america and all around the world. that feel the exact same that you do. like hey this is it we have finally made. it it's been a long off season a long. haul and here we go exact same way that. i do. you don't feel that way that isn't a wee. thing this is a big time. oh no that's we it's i'm absolutely part.
of that yeah i'm pumped to watch the. game not only does football start. tonight it's a very intriguing game i. really want to see how it plays out is. any one of these teams going to be in. your uh prediction projection for what. our super bowl winners or our super bowl. participants are going to be because. that has to happen today aj. it's possible that they are but uh. there's also a good chance that neither. of these teams are in my uh. you remember yesterday you got real deep. thinking you were like why do we project. or predict anything do you remember.
doing that on a show. i mean yeah it was definitely not any. kind of deep thinking just a disdain for. prediction is all it was. yeah but like we're a sports show. but is that part of a sports show is to. try to predict things and then. i i don't know yeah okay i'm cool i'm. trying to come around to the idea of. this he's been doing it a year and a. half i know two years yeah but i don't. like i don't think that's i don't think. people would would look to me for a. prediction of what's going to happen i. would 20 weeks from now well and i think. the only reason why you feel that way is.
because you did give like one of your. big first predictions was dallas cowboys. in the super bowl last night and it kind. of started my bet sorry starting qb gets. hurt sorry guys. this is why you do projections 400. million for a reason because he's a stud. he goes down of course the season kind. of falls apart hey listen i love deck by. the way after watching hard knocks i. love them even more uh in they had that. walk away shot with uh aidan diggs. uh his dad.
trevor trayvon trayvon trayvon diggs and. then dak and they were walking away. dax cavs might be this big yeah they. might be this large as he was walking. away i'm like god lee and then i thought. back like it wasn't that long ago where. he had a cramp and that thing was going. the opposite direction. it seems like he is all the way back. they paid him his mentality is awesome i. love what the dallas cowboys are. potentially going to be this season just. like i've loved what the dallas cowboys.
were going to potentially be for the. last like bunch of seasons i just think. on this particular night it did not. matter what football team was showing up. in tampa bay when that pirate ship gets. a rock and don't come knocking because. these cannons are firing and tom brady's. entering his 22nd [ __ ] year 300th. regular season start tonight i just. don't think anybody could stop that. night. i mean that that's at the same time. though when you lay it all out like that. it makes it makes me a bit weary of like. hey yeah everything is set up for them. to just pile on and dominate the cowboys.
but what if all of that stuff. surrounding the game what if it gets to. a couple of the young guys and they. don't they don't make the plays like. they normally do well 22 returning. starters uh for the tampa bay dallas. though don't you think dallas has got a. big old chip on their shoulder like they. want to come out like they know that. nobody's giving them a chance i i. their owner actually said this is david. versus goliath and i think every team. you know that would potentially play. against the tempe buccaneers this year. are going to be able to have that chip. like uh nobody thinks we're going to win. this game nobody it even happened last. year i forget who said it maybe tom said.
it no. b.a i forget who said it somebody said. it associated with the team that even. before they were a good team last year. everybody was done in for them i forget. who it was they're basically like as. soon as that roster was assembled last. year it immediately was like oh there's. the big dog that's what we need even the. saints they felt like even saints fans. were even acting like we this is our. game this is the biggest game and i. think they were very open about like we. weren't even a team then especially with. covet no preseason peyton manning came. on during the super bowl was like i have.
no idea how tom's been able to do this. he wasn't he's not allowed to be in. meetings with anybody he's not allowed. to eat food with anybody then i'll do. anything this just the entire offseason. they had building off of what last year. was tom openly stating that the. undefeated season is something he wants. i just feel like they're not going to. miss a a beat but that's why the nfl. season's special because they their. chance they come out laying egg i guess. yeah maybe well to your point in the. first hour. wow this is a like. veterans know that they have to come out. and like perform in a game like this.
right like i just don't see there being. any way that brady comes out with all. the stuff and that's going on and lay an. egg i just can't see it i i think so too. uh but you know some great teams have to. be reminded that hey you ain't [ __ ] you. know and i think ba would be the perfect. guy to do that did you see what nick. saban said last night about his football. team aj oh yeah i watched the whole clip. this morning i love it i couldn't love. it more. isle is only able to find a blurry. version i think we found another version. of this thing nick saban uh addressing.
his team is probably how bruce arians. felt by the way going into this off. season remember bruce erin said uh. there's some guys that are here that. don't they ain't gonna make the [ __ ]. team. and they got all 22 starters back by the. way and he's like there's some people. that aren't here and he said when they. get back because they don't want to be. at rota they're doing their own otas i'm. gonna kick their [ __ ] ass is what he. actually said and i've heard the camp is. hard but like the great coaches i think. they have a good read on where their. team is if their team's too comfortable. let's hope ba is able to do it i don't. think that's ever going to happen in. alabama and if you're watching this as. any other college football fan base.
including the cult that i got a chance. to experience oh. but you already got one what do you mean. all right. come on roll [ __ ] tied then go ahead. and play that's why you guys ain't ever. gonna win go ahead and play this thing. from saving please okay i think several. years ago um it was the sixth or seventh. game of the year. we just beat texas a m. and people started talking about our. team. and i had to bring everyone's attention.
to. what i referred to as rat poison all. right so now we basically played. one half of one game okay all right we. went ahead 27 nothing in the game. um. and then it was basically 1716 after. that with two stops inside the five-yard. line. and um. you know so we didn't maintain our. intensity in the game so we were. affected by the scoreboard so we haven't. proven that we can play for 60 minutes.
then we come out on monday and really. not ready to practice. i guess because of respect we have for. the opponent i don't really know all. that or maybe it's what they read on. social media or in the media or whatever. after one half of a game this season. and um. you know then it was hot yesterday so. you know so we got every external factor. in the world uh that is affecting our. ability to maintain intensity uh and.
play the way we need to play and. practice the way we need to practice to. improve. uh we got the scoreboard affects us uh. who we're playing affects us. the heat affects us the media and what. you guys write every day affects us. so you know to me. we got to prove uh that we. can play and maintain intensity for 60. minutes in the game execute do our job. play hard finish games finish plays do. things the way we're supposed to do it. so um you know i'm really excited about.
being able to play. at home. i love that that is a beautiful. depiction of a man that's just. absolutely miserable the ability to. point out all of those negatives is a. a gene a trait a uh thing that i think. you need to keep people motivated if. you're gonna coach for 500 years and win. all the time that was gorgeous him. saying we want yeah we won by a hundred. all right they were never in that. [ __ ] game all right but this team. ain't [ __ ] and i'm fed up with. everything about the way they're acting.
i love it so much i i guess the internet. said this is what he does against every. time they have to play an fcs team or. whatever but i love that he kept a. straight face through that entire thing. and i think he actually believes that i. believe that nick saban actually. believes that aj. when he mentioned like well it's hot on. tuesday i was just thinking of him like. all of his players nervously warming up. every day like okay all right okay here. we go oh oklahoma drill the first hour. and a half cool cool okay man i feel i. feel like we played pretty good uh but. you're right yeah.
i mean it's 150 [ __ ] degrees but it. is not hot okay all right i feel like. our team's probably gonna win by another. hundred by the way this weekend yeah. they're probably gonna win by another. and you guys ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] sabin. says so bait he basically told him this. team stinks this is the most mentally. soft team i've ever had in my entire. life and i assume that that he is. ringing that message after practice when. he's calling i assume they're two. periods in by the way that monday. practice and he's. bring him up. start this whole thing back over i feel.
like he had a mission he was like if i. see. one ounce of let up from anybody in this. [ __ ] team this thing is going back to. the beginning we experienced that with. rich rodriguez and i don't think i ever. heard him say like hey good team we have. yeah. you know like i guess there is a payoff. probably at some point saving puts that. hat on he celebrates a little bit of. moment rich rod said the only time we're. going to celebrate uh and enjoy this. thing is when we kick somebody's ass and. then we're going to move on and then. we're going to do it again it was like. all right i appreciate that that was his.
style saban seems to be the same way. that accountability we need to maintain. intensity is a great way to describe not. finishing off a game by the way well. every coach is scared to death of. complacency from their coaching staff. from their players everyone involved. like i'm sure saban is not easy on the. the people working in the cafeteria the. janders i'm sure he makes sure everybody. is on their toes but it's got to be nice. too that. this is coming like this sounds like a. guy that has only one that only knows. winning football over and over and over.
again he's been doing it for so long. yeah like this is the stuff that he has. to deal with i'm sure there's coaches. that are trying to find a way to get a. team to to to go 500 that are like man. it must be nice like if i had to sit. here and worry about my players feeling. too good about themselves let's um let's. be very clear you cannot act like that. if you don't have the resume okay and. this is the bill belichick coaching tree. thing where guys leave the patriots and. they try to enforce. saban or belichick's way of doing things. we're not happy and then you lose 10 11.
games it's hard to continue to do that. and get people to buy in when you. [ __ ] stink if you can do this and win. everybody's like oh [ __ ] it this guy's. won before i'm gonna do that i think. it's hard though for others that haven't. accomplished it like people are going. after other college coaches from my. tweet i tweeted that out last night. obviously i forget who had the actual. video i think got him gary or something. i appreciate gary but it was a press. conference so actually that's free right. to use for everybody because it is a. press conference naturally but you. [ __ ] get it and i wish the guy that. ripped it that we from i appreciate him.
ripping it but a higher quality would. have been nice too because i thought. that it was my internet actually was a. problem and it was i think it was a full. thing but i just love the fact though. that immediately after watching that. everybody from their college fan base. goes hey why didn't my [ __ ] coach act. like yesterday well i need my coach act. like this it's like well you got to have. seven national titles or something like. that i forget how many he has i think. it's seven you're gonna have seven. national titles to be able to get to. that degree of i'm [ __ ] mad at. everything at all times because.
everybody will buy in and believe that. thing it was very cool to see that. because i felt like he has got to a. point where he believes that that team. is a bad team that he has and i love. that and i i wish he would enjoy it more. but the fact that he doesn't is the. reason why they're good so that that's. why i don't think i could be a coach by. the way because we win hey we should. celebrate. wins are not easy okay we should enjoy. this you want off monday i agree [ __ ]. i'll see you on wednesday all right. let's remember how good this feels so we. do it again uh this is the same type of. thing that ba's gonna have to do by the.
way yeah you know you started it b.a. started in the off season remember him. telling him how he's gonna like what. camp is gonna be like he's not gonna let. anybody sit back and just uh ride on. what they did the year before but going. back to saving quick. don't you think if you were a like a. beat writer covering alabama you could. really get it develop a good. relationship with saban if you just. killed the team every day don't don't. kill saban but kill the team and just. talk about like players playing bad like. then because then he would probably put. that up in the meeting room he would. show him yeah this is this guy this guy.
knows what's up. hey all those unrated guys they don't. know [ __ ] they're telling you you're. good look at what this guy's saying this. guy hey 30 years how long has he been. writing 30 years he said you guys. [ __ ] stink in the fourth grade yeah. he's seen all of them and he names all. the great players that have come in the. past that save and annihilated them when. they were sitting in that meeting room. too and showed him players that he had. before like that's what coaches do like. i think that'd be an interesting play by. somebody if they want to get in on it. what a pretzel savings potentially in. because he has to stick up for his team. too you know yeah. and he hates the media right he clearly. hates the media so if the media jumps on.
his side there yeah we we're actually. wondering why your team wasn't prepared. do you think you're losing it as a coach. you know like what if he goes. you [ __ ] yeah. you know what i mean that would be. amazing i. i think everybody though saw exactly why. you know they got they got five star. players in every position four. four. levels deep exactly literally four. levels deep so i think sabin genuinely. believes and i think a lot of people who.
probably coach elsewhere believe with. the amount of recruits that they get you. gotta remember like two good recruits. can turn around a program oh yeah you. know like. i keep i always harp on this because i. actually lived it. pat and steve showed up in west virginia. and they were the two fastest people on. the field every time we got on the field. the entire program changed we had a. great offensive line obviously but that. offensive line would not have had the. success it had if it wasn't for pat and. steve and pat only came because i think. lsu offered him to be a corner a wide. receiver and steve slaton got his. scholarship pulled from maryland like a.
week before signing day or something. like that so we ended up in west. virginia it's like two of those. five-star type guys can turn around an. entire program let alone if you have 80. of them yes and i think that is why. saban is potentially pissed because he. knows like hey even in the fourth. quarter when we got our fifth stringers. in we should be beating the [ __ ] out of. everybody here like that is actually how. he feels i appreciate that but at some. point you got to enjoy your life too you. know what i mean at some point you got. to enjoy your [ __ ] life i hope satan. gets hey.
you know what i have a good time when we. kick somebody's [ __ ] ass. that's a direct quote from rich. rodriguez and i assume saving just the. same exact way well that's why when like. you guys were mentioning the players in. 150 degree heat doing oklahoma drills. like they know hey the guy behind me is. a first round pick too so i have to come. out here and perform or else saban will. put in 22 new starters and we'll still. win by 50. what if he benched bryce. young from week one to week two bryce. young just had the biggest start in. alabama football history he's got a. podcast now on the volume network i. think. listen i i understand it's a good idea.
he can't say anything on that podcast. he's quarterback for alabama he's got. saban looking at him and nfl scouts. looking at he's not going to be able to. say anything i like that he's doing a. podcast but it's like what if we're. saying doing a podcast huh. who's that [ __ ] five oh mac jones is. right behind you there's another matt. jones right behind you it's like he has. that ability because of what he's. created with that machine over there i. just hope he gets to enjoy it sometime. well i was just that's the only way they. get better too right i mean like because. it'd be tough not to like you know.
everyone's places yeah exactly. everyone's talking about they they do. this every single year they have these. big marquee games and it's like well i. don't know this team they're playing is. tough they're ranked whatever and uncle. and they they go out and beat the piss. out of them and it just happens over and. over again like if you don't coach these. guys this way they probably aren't ever. going to get any better and by the way. this is when you're shaping people too. 18 years 19 years of age or you have to. coach you know the thought of saving. watching that clemson georgia game going. these teams [ __ ] stink but. my team isn't going to be scared of. anything and then you're watching they.
watch that florida state these [ __ ]. teams are terrible oh my guys are going. to think they're so good they see these. shitty ass teams and we just won by a. hundred i'm gonna have to [ __ ] lay. into them team meeting tomorrow morning. seven a.m yeah sunday morning i need. everybody in the goddamn building he's. watching everybody else like oh bryce. young's watching this like. this team stinks. there's nobody else that can even keep. up with us he probably showed ohio state. highlights in the fourth quarter you. probably fell asleep before this. happened these teams are out here still. you know like anything you can do to. motivate a group that is clearly head.
and shoulders above everybody else. that's why satan's been great but. remember that thing was not always like. that he had to build that to get to this. point nothing but respect for that man. joining us now is a guy who's a host of. a show that got cancelled oh oh no. it was again. no just it was. because there might be new listeners. football season obviously today regular. season kicking off i just want everybody. to know that it was not because of his. lack of talent or friends that rap sheet. and friends got cancelled it was a. decision that was made by the higher-ups. that we still to this day believe is.
absolute [ __ ] absolutely that's no. ball my friend noble that's no bull at. all when i say that ladies and gentlemen. joining us now senior insider for. nfl.com and nfl network with a. off-season wrap-up with rap sheet and. friends ladies and. what's up gentlemen up dude. congratulations we made it man football. yeah. i uh i woke up today in a good mood. i had to fire off the uh i'm ready for. football season tweet the old we made it.
which i feel like me and everyone else. did but i just i wanted to. because we did make it. uh we beat covert. uh it's football season yes and let's go. hey it's right let's go dude we beat the. monotony of caring about other sports. yes you know what i mean you beat the. monotony of being like a good goal for. some days and terrible most other days i. mean we beat acting like we were. interested in all the [ __ ] we were doing. on thursdays and sundays we we have beat. all that especially in the time that. we're at where people seem to be sucking.
happiness out of every aspect of life we. did it it is a great day in rappaport. and i know you have said in the past. that you're scared to act like a human. on twitter because a lot of people have. your notifications on so if you're. saying like. i like oatmeal cookies like people would. be like hey rapport we don't need that. so i like that you look like a human. this morning hey you're one of us dude. you're a [ __ ] human good for you ian. that's awesome. yeah all the things that i it's still. some frustration all the things i don't. say like all the really like irreverent. hilarious observations that i have that.
i can't change all right those don't. exist let's get to the game tonight all. right let's get to what you find hey we. don't need any of that [ __ ] all right we. need you to do what i'm saying yeah. that's exactly right okay let's um hey. was there ever a chance zach martin was. going to do this thing or was jerry. jones just selling a promotion on first. take today i just need two negatives was. there ever a thought he was going to. play in this game. i think there was a little bit of a. thought like say on monday because if he. had been. like if he started to be symptom free on. monday then he would have had a shot to. play because he could have gotten a test. say like wednesday morning thursday.
morning if he's clear clear then he. would have been able to play i never. heard that he got to the point of taking. a first test so i'm not sure he was. symptom free. at all so maybe when jerry jones spoke. was theoretically a possibility but i. didn't talk to anyone. not that jerry jones is not with the. team but i didn't talk to anyone with. the team on the football side who. actually thought he had a chance of. playing and like it's a guard and i. don't want to overstate it but like he. is one of the best in football and. awesome so it's a pretty significant. loss for the cowboys it really is i'd.
say jesus ian what about dak prescott. what are you hearing from anybody around. dallas like how confident are they in. his ankle that was repaired the shoulder. lat injury like i guess how good do they. feel about him heading into the night. i would say they feel really really good. now we'll go to the ankle first so in. april april and may dak was going out. there throwing like 40 passes to. receivers it was a little early but he. was. that far ahead in his rehab that. confident in his ankle that he'd go out.
and throw. not fully normal but almost normal and i. think there was a lot of checkpoints. along the way that the cowboys were like. all right this guy is going to be 100. fully back but when he was out there. you know throwing passes to his guys in. like may. i think at that point honestly they kind. of stopped worrying about it like i. didn't get the sense in camp that it was. an issue at all we brought it up because. that's what we do. but i don't get this like he tested it. he did everything for it i think the. ankle is fine. um the arm.
is also good now like there were. definitely some moments in camp. nobody thought it was major. but. it's definitely something that can go. from really small to nagging and. horribly annoying really quick so they. were like overly overly cautious to make. sure that he got to this point now where. he's fine. and i think he's fine and i think. they're going to be. i think they're going to be really good. is there any conversation about aiden. diggs dropping five six balls from dak. and maybe dak can't throw a catchable. ball anymore at post surgery. [Music].
i have not heard any chatter um. to such not at all sorry i mean the. resiliency of aiden by the way did score. a touchdown he got back onto that horse. he did not get deterred but as i was. saying i was like maybe it's not that. good of a catchable ball at this point. uh another offensive guard that you took. a massive shot at earlier and just like. you did with vrable i don't know why you. walk into these things that i mean. that's just what you remember what he. said about kyle longdon. yeah watch your deal with guards what. you do with guards. no i love guards i mean i'm i've always.
been a proponent of guards i'm a huge. fan i would say guards. guards over centers well you know. centers will pick you up and break you. in half as well you you know these. people would pick me up. uh let's talk about quentin nelson okay. their practice starts in what 10 minutes. for the indianapolis quotes carson wentz. is all the way back quentin nelson i. don't think he participated yesterday. but they're saying like hey he is doing. everything he possibly can to be back. he's also i mean him and zach what top. two guards in football basically oh yeah.
is he back you think what are you. hearing out of the coats anything. uh i don't think that was a foot. yesterday i think that was a. sort of like back spasm thing that's. pretty minor yesterday i don't think he. okay yeah like so he needs a little you. know right one of those things needs a. thera gun himself or hyper ice or. whatever we're uh whatever our. therapeutic tool of choice is. um so i think his. look he is incredibly tough as you know. if he could possibly be out there i. think he is going to be out there they.
are still optimistic that both those. guys would make it which is so crazy. because like you know i mean i know you. tracked that really closely i also. attracted really closely when those guys. had surgery. like. who near you much closer. us. i don't know about that anyway um. ben. uh a betting is illegal. no it's not for me it's illegal. why aren't you allowed to bet the nfl.
the nfl is all in on bets it's every. other commercial. ticker on your network i am not allowed. to do that why. because i don't know because of what i. do because he works with the nfl. technically right you work for the nfl. yeah you don't think jerry jones is. putting in some [ __ ] pets as soon as. a mobile sports betting is allowed in. texas which is on its way by the way. which is huge. that's huge for. our particular company and also the. world that's right. also in the world no but it really is. like literally amazing that carson wentz. is going to get i know this was about.
quentin also but the fact that carson. wants is going to be out there looking. like a. pretty mobile quarterback is incredible. and do we know how many paintings. and sorry to cut you off do we know how. much paintings and i know doug peterson. said like hey this is something that you. can play through the paint it's not. gonna hurt it any worse like do you have. any idea where he is. i was told not quite a hundred percent. which makes me think there's some pain. in discomfort i just. i just don't think that it's something. that. he's gonna sort of let it i think he'll. be okay with it but no one has said to.
me like he's good he doesn't have to. worry about it he's back to normal i. don't think he's there yet so i would. imagine there's probably a little bit of. pain and discomfort what the [ __ ] did. doug peterson say and who cares what. doug peterson said about quentin nelson. well not doug peterson whoever frank. wright oh. geez. yeah i didn't even know i threw doug. peterson yeah well it's all right they. were hanging out we were on the same. wavelength so i knew he meant frank. right okay i respected i also knew that. he he meant frank wright but the reason.
why i said i covered it much closer than. you is because frank rank actually came. on our show the day it happened so. that's what i'm just saying you know. like. you tell me i mean i don't know if he. came on rap shooting friends. let's continue to run around the nfl. you you don't have enough time to do rap. sheet and friends by the way you got to. break news everywhere you don't have. time to host a show let us do just do. that that's right yeah hey uh godwin was. hurt two days ago he's back full. participation nothing to think about. there nothing to worry about there at. all. nah i'm nothing to worry about it was. just like.
say one. practice yesterday came out of it clean. gonna practice today. if he practices today and is fine which. is probably gonna be i think you'll get. the full clearance tomorrow another one. where like if you would ask me two. months ago i'd say like. gonna be really close to for him. actually being ready week one but he. seems like he's in a good place i don't. know that he's gonna be saquon like like. always like it might take a minute for. him to get back to normal. but he's gonna make week one and that is. evan ingham probably not um but saquon.
probably will okay and last one here. before the boys have some questions i. think aj does as well we appreciate your. knowledge and austin eckler that kind of. came out of nowhere didn't i mean i feel. like that once these pictures started. showing up on my timeline i was like. whoa whoa this guy's in super good shape. right he's like incredible shape is he. gonna be okay what's going on with him. uh i think he's gonna be okay the injury. is described to me as precautionary like. the absence was described as. precautionary so i don't wanna like it's. a hamstring so i don't want to just like. ask nothing because i've seen it go the. other way no one has told me it's.
concerning so i think he's going to end. up okay i will also say this and not. that it is all about me but this is a. little bit about me the amount of text. messages i get when there's a big. fantasy injury i was not ready for it. yesterday my phone literally blew up. with everyone i guess everyone in the. world is equal on the fantasy team oh. really i did not know that we're diving. into the fantasy tonight there's a free. entry into fanduel's daily fantasy. contest with a million dollars in the. top prize four million dollars in total. prizes available for everybody in the. united states above the age of 18.
[ __ ] get in there and do your thing. because everybody seems to be the. smartest fantasy person on earth if you. ask them if they're in fantasy they're a. smartest person in earth in fantasy our. authority on fantasy ladies and. gentlemen our club the cowboy 10 days. uh right before you came in i saw a. tweet that the chiefs may be planning to. be without tired matthew on sunday is. that because of covet protocols yeah. yeah it's because of covert protocols he. hasn't cleared yet and it's thursday and. hasn't practiced and you know it's it's. weird because it's i mean you know we.
did this all last year too. there's no estimation it's like he. hasn't passed yet so he hasn't passed. yet and there's no like. is he feeling better like he just hasn't. cleared yet and the fact that it's. thursday and he hasn't i would say puts. his status in doubt what i don't know. is could they play him if he doesn't. practice he is a slate special player i. mean you know one of the best but. practice is also important so yeah i. mean chiefs could go in without. you know one of their best players.
regardless of position and that'd be. pretty significant quick thing char. jarvis landry touchdown potentially if. tyron matthews not going to be in okay. so go ahead aj. oh there you go what about the jets what. about zach wilson i feel like even. though people are juiced on him i think. he's going to be great they're still. kind of under the radar can they make. some noise. i think they could it is a really really. good young dynamic coaching staff and. it's a team that you know it's weird. because usually when you get like a. first year coach like robert sala you. know he's got his whole coaching stuff. usually you spend a year getting rid of.
everyone and it takes a year for them to. kind of get going they kind of did that. last year yeah so to me they're like in. a better position. to hit the ground running and actually. be decent. than most first-year coaches who inherit. horrible situations so like to me. if they win. seven games they go seven and ten which. is weird to say still but if they go. seven and ten and zak shows that he's. the guy it'll be a massively successful. season like i don't know that they're. ready to make the playoffs but they got.
enough. playmakers where they could they'll. upset a couple teams they'll look pretty. good and then next year they'll be kind. of like that team on the rise joe. douglas allegedly can build. a friend a culture a team everything. like that and last year you're right a. lot of turnover there zach wilson seems. to be [ __ ] unbelievable too in. pre-season who knows how he's going to. be in the regular season they're still. the jets and i think we should treat him. as such but i want to go back to. something you said there you work for. the nfl you're not allowed to gamble but. you talk [ __ ] on their decision to have. 17 games huh wow.
no yeah yeah. sounds weird. sounds stupid like throwing it up out of. my mouth jeez what's that all about dude. you don't like roger it's the biggest. season ever. ian question. two years three years 18 games. uh i don't think we're there yet uh. let's let's get through 17 games first. and then i think we'll we'll be okay i. will say this like. when it's. february.
i don't know when's the super bowl. february 12th or something like that and. there's still football to be watching. i'll be very happy yeah let's go with 17. games me too hey by the way i'm not. playing anymore and not that it never. really affected me but watching some of. my teammates try to get to the finish. line of a season and then literally. going into a playoffs like yeah just. give us give me whatever to get through. this thing and then like just get. through the game that extra game is. going to mean something like probably. the offensive guards that you don't give. a single [ __ ] about that. go ahead ty that's unbelievable yeah you. ian a lot of shots fired it roger.
goodell he just won. offensive guards and centers yep i mean. there's 32 of them at least at each. position two guards so that's 64. uh starters centers 32 you do quick math. it's you know 96 people he pissed off. hold on i got the tackles on my side so. two tackles per team. two tackles per team no no the offensive. line runs. they're running packs. yeah yeah they hate you yeah that's. unbelievable go ahead sorry dude uh ian.
devonte adams a report came out that. said uh you know there's no way that. he's getting an extension done before. the season uh is that surprising at all. or is that something that we should have. expected especially with the uncertainty. with rogers and the fact that he wanted. a certain amount of money and it doesn't. seem like the packers are ever going to. meet that uh is he is this his last year. in green bay i think. i would say it it came off yesterday as. kind of like some big news but it. probably shouldn't have been because. when talks really broke down.
i think it was right before training i. think it was like two days or so before. training camp that was it like they. reached a point where. talks weren't going to continue devon. adams and his people were not happy the. packers were not in a good position. talks just stopped and it just never. picked back up because there's no. there's no common ground to work from. like he wants to be the highest paid. receiver in the nfl that would be the. answer hopkins. does the packers are not there yet so. they just went like this. and you know i couldn't say if it's his.
last season in green bay though because. the packers have the franchise tag it's. a lot i think it's like 20 next year. but he's a very very very good player so. he might be worth it so. i think we could be preparing for like a. last dance but. they could always tag him and go yeah no. oh devonte. like in the back of his mind yeah i have. a chance to make the hall of fame uh. yeah i've had an incredible run i'm. finally getting my flowers and respect. uh but who's gonna be the quarterback. throwing me the ball right i mean that. is something that any wide receiver.
especially somebody who's very. accomplished although they're going to. get money that is i think becoming a. much more prevalent conversation with. people especially as these salary caps. are being played with and teams are kind. of coming together hopefully for the. packers aaron rodgers and devonte adams. are there forever packers for life hell. yeah that'd be awesome yeah. it seems like he's the guy's going to. get that gun too. no chance uh rap sheet jamar chase came. out said the nfl ball's a little harder. catch than the ncaa ball uh we saw him.
struggle a little early but has he come. on as of late or is he still having some. problems with the playbook and such. i think it's more just i don't know. about the playbook i think it's more. just honestly catching the ball and he's. not wrong by the way dana football is a. little slicker i just have not heard a. receiver come out and say like. i've not heard anyone come out and say. it like that um now he is a great talent. so my sense is he's going to be fine and. i'll probably be talking to bengals. people later in the week to kind of hone. in on this a little bit because it is. interesting like i can't remember.
a situation where a top top pick. had a preseason like this like again i. think he's going to be fine but. it's a it's. it's alarming or noteworthy or somewhere. in between like he was supposed to be a. very sure thing. after the preseason he had and i didn't. get the sense it got. any better. late so i. a lot of eyes are going to be on him in. game one i will say that a lot of eyes. you got a jugs machine over there. uh we don't have a judge machine but we.
got a bounce back so i could just fire. it into the bounce package. is that a that's with the baseball. yeah and that's right lacrosse and. lacrosse you do that. you saying you know the nfl football is. much more difficult to catch in college. ball is one of my favorite things you. have ever said by the way. on catching footballs i have so many. balls wilson sends me a new ball. everything which i love wilson good job. guys. come on.
here we go. oh he's interesting about this from my. backdrop. are you allowed to put it in the dryer. still so actually that's mitch berger. allegedly did that right because abuse. led to restrictions so the k-balls were. their own separate balls for a long time. and guys were able to do whatever they. wanted to him and i think the story goes. i don't think i've ever actually looked. into it you could probably find out this.
much quicker than me mitch berger did. have it in the sauna then in the dryer. then in the sauna then in the dryer and. that thing became an aussie rules. football basically and somehow that ball. got put in and brett favre ended up. throwing a pick because he was throwing. like a watermelon basically and then. then the k-ball rule came in the next. year because if it wasn't brett farves. another big quarterback was like i don't. know what that that was not a football. that either and then the k-ball rule. came into effect where it had to be. brand new balls for every kicker and. then now there's 30 minutes you're.
allowed to work with them and that. became an entire thing what i'm saying. is. i mean i like that you are the authority. on what ball. is better to catch and what is it you. know i absolutely love it for me. actually my hand size. nfl ball was much easier for me to catch. than a college ball really yeah but. sometimes the college balls are a little. bit like that. i just think like the size was just like. and also i think i hit the jugs machine. a lot more in the nfl than i did in. college so it just became something. where i was just like catching balls. every single time but like i just think. the sizing was right for me.
college balls though there's not as many. rules on the deflation or the inflation. of the ball i'm not saying joe burrow. was a guy that maybe liked it a little. bit lighter or whatever but i think. college balls have a much more likely. chance of a you know because there's. been a couple of times where i went out. onto the field in college football and i. felt the ball and i was like oh this is. the worst ball to kick in the history of. the world pat i hope you can throw the. [ __ ] out of this thing i'm really happy. for you ian we can't thank you enough. for joining us dude you're the best man. happy football season dude. happy football season to you guys too.
enjoy watching tonight i'll talk to you. next week what do you gotta do work all. day. i'm gonna work until uh six and then i'm. just gonna watch football it's gonna be. awesome oh yeah wait is nfl network. doing uh like uh all day kickoff. celebration ed sheeran you got an. interview with ed sheeran or anything uh. i got no edge here in action um i will. be watching like. i mean i think our programming ends at 7. 30 or something like that and then after. that it's just. sit in my basement with many tvs and. watch football hi before we chat with.
you next week will you try to get a. piece of information for us or no. uh i'll there'll be some news this week. some things will happen on sunday i will. have some info for you i want to know. about how many. shirts 50 shirts ed sheeran sold oh yeah. is he selling 50 shirts i think the. nfl's are they like is there like gold. in there well i i think just because it. exists it is gold for some people i saw. the nfl start promoting this and just. there's somebody who. you know potentially crash shopified it. yeah no big deal huh [ __ ] get it.
together shopify we never do these. sales ever we never do sales ever twenty. percent off to celebrate the nfl you. know coming back today shut shopify. crashes obviously of course coincidence. obviously must be a coincidence between. that the fire alarm everything else. that's going on covet i mean. i will survive i will survive. happy season to you pal we appreciate. you ladies and gentlemen ian rappaport.
all right we have to get to a break aj. that's real by the way i found out. throwing a break there before we came. back live for hour two. so convenient shopify just crashes. ridiculous. that's great crash the server right. yeah it's not the first time won't be. the last hopefully but. it's not. necessarily great. you know because we never do this. we never say hey. you. we have enough trust and faith in the. store operating.
in fulfilling these orders that we are. going to promote it okay we're gonna. have 20 off everything. we know that there is potential backlash. coming from the. punctuality of the deliveries afterwards. yes okay. but now. bruce cfo phil the boys are like hey we. are confident in the store we are. revamping the store let's go ahead and. do this thing so i to be honest i had to. be talked into this because i'm like i. appreciate people buying our [ __ ] but. also. we're okay without really promoting it. our business has been done okay people.
seem to have stuff and i don't have to. deal with people tweeting me hate. messages for spending money on our store. and not getting their stuff into. punctuality right makes sense never say. no no it's good turns out shopify can't. even [ __ ] do that from the tweets i. have seen the fulfillment of it people. are getting like the shipping right away. and it's like you know. some guy said hey much quicker than when. i let you go a couple weeks ago so i. think we're off to a pretty good start. yeah. phil and bruce out there doing the code. and we appreciate them we're back in. four minutes taking your calls to wrap. up hour two big thanks to you in rap. report and aj hawk for obviously joining.
us and all of you will see in four. [Music]. more than you i'm better than you. no no no no no no no no. i am. i'm a better person you are no no no no. i fed the birds this morning so i'm a. better person than you are yeah but you. don't care about. uh you know the ozone as much as i do so. do you even like to breed that means you.
don't even like the birds you don't want. the birds to be able to breathe or fly. because you want the ozone to be rude. because you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] right. then how can i roll the blade to the. supermarket every saturday and sunday oh. did that make you feel good. rollerblading flattening the earth a. little bit closer to the center so it. can get hotter so then the heat comes. from the ozone because you're pressing. down the earth with your little roller. blades oh yeah i'm a better person than. you are no because on wednesdays i'm. playing trees and i'm trying to bring. the earth back to what it was oh yeah. i'm sure you're cutting up other trees. roots though what a [ __ ] [ __ ]. why can't you just let earth be the way. to eat you got to take your shovel and. dig into it wow you're about and i'm a.
better person than you i know i make my. own manure i make my own soil i'm not. chopping up any other oh so you don't. like cows you don't like cows pooping uh. oh you all like burgers then how come. i'm in the farmers association of. america and i'm going to help you oh. you're a lifetime member of the ffa. that's right that's what i make. i'm a better person you are no you're. not i'm a better person than you are. that's politics baby yeah yeah. that's what we just did right there. let's get the votes.
once again i think we batted a thousand. boom yeah in politics with what we just. did right there how about that. i do believe after that argument though. people would say i was a better person. to [ __ ] you are dude no i don't know. because everyone i just read on twitter. was like oh my god this guy rollerblades. i need to start doing that no that's. because you mute all the other people. that are actually on my side and they're. telling you you're not the right person. i refuse to mute anybody because i love. everybody oh you're like freedom of. speech how come then.
i feel so good about it we even got into. the reaction to the punditry yes we're. batting a [ __ ] thousand out there. every side people say we're not. well-rounded we don't have depth did you. hear what we just [ __ ] did. wow let's go to the phones man. a couple people one college kid. took a shot at my swag oh yeah. we know we know we don't like that a lot. of people understand what swag is you. know some of this younger generation. thinks you know swag is just like.
they're the clothes i wear whatever no. no a swag is a mentality swag is a. mindset i try to tell this to some of. the guys in the locker room this week. i said swagger which is what swag comes. from. swagger as a mindset swagger isn't that. you have a supreme backpack on. or that you have your shoes. you know unlaced walking around with you. know then the you know you got your new.
uh. uh. fanny pack that you you make sure it's. not worn at your waist. it's worn over your shoulder that's not. swag. that's not swagger that's fashion. choices. true swag. is owning your inner essence. it's a mindset. and. my. essence on the field is that i feel like. i'm a throwback player and i'm a tough. guy. what i've played through. how i wear my stuff.
you know i'm kind of a no-nonsense. straightforward to me that's what. swag is all about. you're dead. fake swag out there i got my special. towel i got this i got that i got this. writing out there. a lot of you guys are just posting. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].
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better than for you guys you like uh do. you guys house your money in a bank in. one state and then uh everybody lives in. another state is there any of that type. of stuff who has better food is like. arkansas better food than texas like who. has better taxes yeah well that's the. bank that's yeah the tax issue is the. big difference who's better. uh. texas higher property tax. arkansas. income tax. so you're hiding your money in texas. living in arkansas boom hell yeah bingo.
put the bank on that side of the street. from texas. let's live over here in arkansas though. wu pig suey but my cash is throwing them. horns what do you want to talk about. mark. well two things uh first off comment. about uh ben roethlisberg going up to. buffalo. would it be awesome bill does. for them to queue up the song i touch. myself by the divine.
this guy lives in two states he's saying. that from a long way away but it would. be crazy if that's how they introduced. the pittsburgh steelers jog now bill's. mafia would go it would be like jump. around from wisconsin yeah yeah yeah. that was that's taunting it's not. taunting because they didn't do it. directly at back they're doing it to the. stadium yeah game hasn't started yet. speakers are facing the field what was. his name cantor told uh jim. greatest weatherman of our generation. by the way a lot of weather people. getting called into question when. they're going out in a place where.
they're telling everybody else not to go. to and then they're acting as if it's. much worse than the people who are not. listening to the leaving things and. they're just walking through the back i. guess you know so maybe jim cantor had a. fan sometimes well people are saying not. me i would never say that i'm just. telling you what people say but didn't. aaron say that the taunting thing the. ref what ref was i forget which one it. was it was a good one it was tony. corenti it was karenti who said like as. long as you don't look at somebody so if. they play i touch myself just in the. city of buffalo i mean what do you want. from that ain't taunting at all because. the speakers are facing outwards and not. towards the field do you think people. would get it though i feel like oh.
yeah come on. i mean i don't feel like this is a. subject that is brought up on a lot of. other shows bro it was a shifter. notification right remember that after. he did what did he say what exactly did. the tweet say though. in a testimony of his faith to a. congregation that he was obviously. thinking was private last night ben. roethlisberger says he has changed his. entire life decisions including no. longer beating the hell out of his penis. that's what i think scheffner said. sources say is what he said at the end. so buffalo definitely heard that i mean.
they loved sports they got that. notification and ben's way past that the. team is as well but i i'll tell you what. mark downer and texarkana didn't maybe. fuel the fire a little bit up here in. buffalo yeah buffalo is ready we know. buffalo looks into everything and you. can expect some uh little pleasantries. for ben when he gets in there you know. what i do appreciate out of you huh he's. buffalo is the owner of the afc east now. and you are in the afc east you're the. former owner of it sure and you have the. utmost respect for them i think i do i. respect buffalo the same way digs. respect and steeler nation respects the.
ravens you know they're the browns in. the division and then there are the. ravens in the division and that afc. north in the afc east there are the. bills which you respect then there are. the dolphins you know what i mean. there's two different. types of uh. jess just got dunked on what happened. dolphins i guess did as well what. happened to the um. what's going on with jamar chase and. joey burrow over there are you hearing. anything mental it's obviously a mental. thing like you can do jugs all you want. but if yeah it's just it's like the yips. i feel like putting he needs to find a.
way to make a catch early in his first. game and just put this thing behind him. like just i don't know go out and do. what he can do so joey burrow obviously. is the reason why jamar chase was. brought in their connection two years. ago jamar didn't play last year was. beautiful and led to a national. championship led to jamar being. obviously top 10 pick or whatever it was. the thought though that joey might have. to look at him and say hey listen. okay we're gonna need to catch [ __ ]. football pal like would joey do that you. think is that something that joey. it seem like joe burrow is that kind of.
guy but i. it's already been so difficult i feel. like for chase and i live in ohio so. i've seen a little more of it i feel. like his drops oh so it's been bad over. there yeah people like talk about it. they're just they're worried but it's. every drop that you continue to have has. to be like it just piles on top you got. to find a way to get away from it and. just make some catches but yeah i think. at this point it's completely mental so. for me like i didn't even want to see. another punter or holder drop a ball. like if if i saw. even in the game we were playing and i'm. on the sideline i'm watching the other. punter and there's a bubble i'm like oh.
no no no like like i was even like don't. even look at it don't even see that. don't even think about that and if if i. was to even drop a snap like in practice. 1 000 all i'm thinking about when i'm. going on the field is like all right. catch the ball and once you start. worrying about just catching the ball. then guess what you're not thinking. about is all the other [ __ ] that you. have to do where to run your route like. you got to read your route as like. there's sometimes when you have some. freedom in the route to break it one way. or the other all those little things. like you're not thinking about that. you're not you're just like man if this.
thing the ball comes my way i have to. catch it because if you drop the first. one that's rough well and also let's. hope though and we're pretty optimistic. show i think just like when you're. shooting hoops you put one in. right you put one it kind of takes the. top off yeah maybe you kind of get in. there foxy did that to me yesterday kid. won oh for 10. okay. he let somebody else eat some points up. get knocked out and then he didn't miss. ever again and it was like son of a. [ __ ] i should have got him whenever he. was in the middle of his i can't shoot a.
basketball phase which changed with one. shot all it takes is one shot to kind of. get over that thing let's hope that. jamar chase is just one sick nasty catch. or just a standard catch away from being. like oh this is why i'm the guy i did. not know it was this big of a deal. though. i don't emphasize enough too he's. probably not used to walking two miles. to the practice field and expelling that. much energy before practice starts yeah. it's hard to open a map and like read. where you have to work exactly. because he can't do it on his phone. because everything's on top of each. other so the blue dot is.
messed up. so he's [ __ ] christopher columbus. with these masks or maps then he has to. worry about also catching a ball i mean. build an indoor facility this tomorrow. chase drops problem isn't existing i. don't think joey b will get him right. though i think the bengals are going to. be much better than they were last year. they have to be i think zac. yeah they have to be aj hour three what. are we to get we got dana schwabski late. but up until then what are you thinking. i know i mean obviously we'll get out to. the five-hour energy phone lines and get. some of their callers but i think. there's plenty of stuff we're getting. into our predictions at some point right. yeah super bowl predictions is what i.
was hoping you would say that's. happening to lead off hour three and. some phone calls enrollovsky then nfl. football season six. i have a surprise obviously that's what. this show is all about uh we have boots. on the ground in cleveland who i assume. knew this was going to happen all along. ladies and gentlemen live from cleveland. mr jason glazer your thoughts on kyle.
pitts too atlanta fine sir. oh there's a delay well uh first and. foremost pat i'd like to say hey listen. thanks for having me cleveland is. beautiful this time of year granted it. does smell like a mixture of poop and. diarrhea and sewage oh it doesn't smell. great down here but. i'll tell you what 27 years in this. thing i [ __ ] live for the draft love. being down here love being into. cleveland uh but yeah kyle pitts listen.
what do you want me to say i knew this. two weeks ago i mean do we need to do. this whole [ __ ] song and dance okay. i'll give you guys one through 32 if you. if you want to know you know do you want. to have fun you want to not know who's. going uh but yeah i had this two weeks. ago you know what i'm wondering is if. the guy you had in your studio mad mel. kiper i know that sorry son of a [ __ ]. didn't have this mike's not mike not. plugged in yes i did yes i did i. actually just explained it yes i did yes. i did it.
i did yeah oh no you didn't i had this. trust me can i talk for christ's sake. okay fine fine yeah can i talk okay yeah. like i said kyle pittsburgh. jason please relax oh my god i had no. idea it was going to get like that sorry. about that mad mel obviously there's a. little bit of content there he's saying. you don't know your ass for a [ __ ]. hole in the ground though mad man how do. you feel about that from jason glazer. live in cleveland well classic move you.
know glazer looks like he's getting. ready to go to a goddamn titty bar or. something like that i mean dress up pal. it's the nfl draft look at me i'm. dressed to the nines you know you look. like an [ __ ] i mean just. get him out of here can we i mean is he. is he going to stick around can we get. him the hell out of here i think j is. his uh microphone's still on jay can you. hear us jay is everything good back. there lifting [ __ ] you guys i'm out of. here though i'm going over to the rock. and roll hall of fame we're gonna hang. out with d snyder and twisted sister are. you serious okay jason sorry thank you. so ladies and gentlemen jason glacier. thank you jason.
thank you thank you. you have got to experience so many. things both as a businessman off the. field and on the field is there a moment. when i ask this question it pops your. mind like what's the craziest [ __ ]. you've ever seen in your entire life. because there was a time there where it. felt like you were just getting dropped. into insane situations and the world was. like watching you do man vs wild you and. that bear grylls guy [ __ ] electric. that was maybe the most electric [ __ ]. i've ever seen is there anything that. you think of whenever you think like.
what's the most ridiculous thing you've. been a part of. uh probably some of the most ridiculous. [ __ ] i've ever been a part of was uh you. know i i had got the uh. uh the restaurant which i'm in right now. and uh you know when we first got it out. you know i would come in here and i. would you know clean up and go outside. in the front sweep up you know make sure. everything looked nice and [ __ ]. and uh one morning i got up here and. i've noticed you know like damn this. funky ass smell. and i look you know i mean to the side. of my front door and it's a big ass pal.
of. [ __ ] i'm talking about him and [ __ ] yeah. he's right on the side of the door. talking like. somebody that came in. and popped the [ __ ] right inside the. door like oh this. this [ __ ] is crazy. i can't. you know we got a couple uh.
you know those things that they usually. walk back up in front of hey man did you. do this like oh no so you know one of. them owned up to it. so you don't do this no more look you. come by here we get you you know i mean. we get you a broom and uh you know you. help you help us we help you. you feel me and you know we put together. a little uh. i put a proposition together for him and. i ain't cleaning up [ __ ] no more. [Laughter]. the win-win it's a win for everybody on. that one hey one of your former.
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of espn fame will join us in about 35. minutes or so maybe 40 minutes we'll see. if we can wrap up hour three with his. big ass brain going into the nfl regular. season kickoff spectacle that's. happening tonight down in tampa bay. banners will fly ed sheeran will sell 50. t-shirts and put on an incredible. performance in tom brady in the. seems to be unstoppable buccaneers yep. we'll play host to dak prescott big mike.
mccarthy and the dallas cowboys it's a. beautiful day we have some breaking news. aj hawk. what happened we let off this show. stating. that when the line moved to eight and a. half from seven and a half to eight to. eight and a half it was at minus 105. we. learned about this with the juice being. at 105 normally it'll go all the way to. 120 before it moves another half a point. you got to remember that sports books. are just trying to get somewhere near 50. 50 on either side that line has moved.
since this show has started to minus. nine and a half for the buccaneers. tonight minus nine and a half at minus. 102 if you want to hammer the buccaneers. or if you would like to get a bet in on. the buccaneers before tonight's game you. got a fanduel in my super boost is minus. nine and a half for plus 150. legitimately. the first super boost of the season. is the same as the actual spread it was. supposed to be an alternate spread and.
we got odds at plus 150 when everybody. else is at minus 102. that thing could. continue to move by the way as people. continue to hammer in on the tampa bay. buccaneers if you liked eight and a half. i don't know how you don't like nine and. a half and i assume that's what the. sports books are seeing in the betting. we can get it as a super boost of. fanduel plus 150. this is a big deal who. knows if it's going to continue to move. that was a quick jump aj that was a very. quick jump by the sports books. yeah so i mean people feel really good. about the the bucks chances of covering. right well i've only seen something like.
this happen. you know just a few months ago. that's right and i think it was you know. just like shopify just [ __ ] crashed. or whatever just so happened to crash. today uh there was a draft day where uh. we were leading into our draft. spectacular our annual event that we. absolutely love where we talk about a. lot of players we know nothing about but. we celebrate the fact that teams are. potentially getting better or on the. spot reactions oh they got worse or. whatever we had a little piece of. information that was told to us like hey. matt jones ain't going to the niners at. three or whatever so we.
let off the show with saying. we've been talking about it for two and. a half months now at this point matt. jones going to san francisco 49ers our. intel is telling us it ain't mac jones. and then all of a sudden by the way as. soon as those words came out of our. mouse and there was other people that. said that they said it as well obviously. of course you did and there's other. sales probably happened on shopify of. course and what was that platform that. we moved. anchor of course there was probably. other podcasts that were doing great. there when that thing crashed our first. day over there whatever the case is but. that line moved very quickly yeah what.
do they know you know what does the. sports book know is it because the. people that i've put up a good pitch. like hey if you like eight and a half. you like nine and a half and we get a. lot of people betting on tampa or. everybody else is feeling the same exact. way we are it just so happens to be. coincidence or is there maybe a piece of. information that's coming out game day. of game which could happen this season. especially with everything popping off. with covid protocol digs your thoughts. on the line moving this quickly this is. kind of your world yeah that the mac and. that was definitely information driven. and then they didn't want to get caught. with their pants down and lose a bunch.
of money the line normally moves for a. few reasons the. respected money comes in on guys that. they know are very good at gambling. shops shops shops. not sharks. like. baby shark dogs. we're talking about is a big whale which. is a. big shark. [ __ ].
when the sharks come in normally sports. books do react like warren and you. talked about it no no it's warren sharp. he is a shark but that's when it comes. to analytics i'm not sure he has moved. into the dude. i'm not sure he's. also he had something yesterday with. chemistry with the science teacher and i. think i either didn't hear it or we. talked over it i mean zito has some. fastballs back here wow spinning 10. different plates but. this could be the sharps coming in late. right that's what this could be that i.
don't think it's that i think it's you. referenced it or talked about just a. couple minutes ago the book likes to. have 50 of the money on each team so. that no matter the outcome of the game. no matter who covers they get to collect. the juice that we have to pay to bet at. their sports the 05 that it is right now. minus 105 the minus 115 whatever the. case because that's a rake basically. those are hard players so they don't. have liability my guess is pat. you let off the show talking about it. we've been you've been beating the drum.
for the last two days i assume there is. an outpour of money coming in on the. tampa bay buccaneers so to get more. people to bet on the dallas cowboys they. have to make the line more appealing for. the cowboys until they try to get as. close to 50 so quick question are we. then sharp suits. are we sharps.
and we'll find out and they might take. us off the list too yeah. whatever who does the line though i want. to know you know all the fanduel people. you have a great relationship is there. like one person that gets to change the. line there's a there's a head guy. there's algorithms there's a lot of [ __ ]. the the booker has actually come on. hammered down numerous times he. there's there's personal there's people. that take over there's people that have. to use their brains to do it there's. computers that that will show them. obviously where the liability is and.
what they should do it's it's a whole. process uh just some updated news also. around the nfl quentin nelson is. practicing today wow. best foot doctor in the history of foot. doctors yeah quentin nelson's back. carson wentz is back uh paris campbell i. didn't know he was out okay don't love. that he was in close contact with uh. covet i believe okay parish campbell's. gonna have a healthy years rocking the. number one that's he's gonna do great. that's with number ones for the colts do. you do well okay xavier rhodes is also. out there knocking pads okay so the. cults are good the sharps are.
potentially in this room football season. is upon us aj it is time. for you. to step back into that. prediction batters box whether you're a. lefty or righty and take another big. time swing we've had delays and delays. and yesterday you even tried to cancel. it and question why we even predict or. project anything aj hawk it is now time. for you to make your. choice of who will be in the super bowl. representing the afc and nfc of this.
2021 season whenever it ends february. 12th or whatever it is. chiefs packers. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. so. i was potentially going to do say. oh where are you okay i'm not done you. need me to change now no i'm not going. to do it now though and i i thought. about this this morning after seeing the. motivational video that colts put out. with orlovsky and keyshawn johnson. speaking over it.
i did ask who edited the video. just because i am petty enough sad to. know who made the decisions editing this. video just so i know i have not got a. response yet but that person knows that. i will hate them forever. okay i feel like i've gone on the sword. of the uh for the cults for a long time. out here and maybe it's because the. whole when aaron rodgers was potentially. available and matthew stafford was. potentially available i was like. why why why we so let's not take hundred. million dollars from the evolution of.
english and carson once but then once. matthew stafford moved to the rams and. aaron rodgers is now obviously back at. the back it's like hey come on in. courses look great love you haven't done. [ __ ] yeah i love calls. i don't think they have enough weapons. though okay i don't think they i don't. believe they're going to have enough. weapons going forward i think they're. going to be a great team going for it i. like the. chiefs and buccaneers ooh. again right back wait so you were going. to take the packers though yes i was. going to and now so you don't you were. pumping tampa bay up yesterday all day. saying how they're going to go. undefeated nobody can beat them so you.
were going to pick against them until. you heard my pick well the only reason. why i was going to pick against them is. because. there's a guy who seems to be more. motivated somehow than he was even last. year and his body feels good and he. might be this might be like another like. pruvit type year and that's aaron. rodgers he was mvp last year it seems. like the only right thing to do for. aaron rodgers tuesday season two would. be [ __ ] going win the super bowl yeah. i mean we don't take steps backwards. around here we take steps forward. especially with this entire thing but i. can't just bury you all super bowl week. if we have the same exact thing so yeah.
that's what i'm doing i'm doing i guess. i'm doing chiefs. in bucks and i mean. is that a sign huh. switch it back. pod goes to three times a week. all right so i'm sticking with the same. thing i predicted last year i'll do it. again although i was going to go with. packers strictly because of aaron. rodgers i thought you were going to come. with some doofus projection no i'm all. in like i know i've been negative on. this whole game in the prediction.
situation but i'm all in once i'm in i'm. in i'm not looking at it. boys quickly let's go around the horn. here packers bills. patriots oh [ __ ] bills i completely. forgot about the bills. i could have subbed them in for the hey. not too late i got flustered there. didn't i you guys saw me i'm in my. cowboy boots okay i'm wearing my nicest. necklace that i have. all right this is the cleanest this tank. top has been since. i don't know i bought 50 of them so you. rarely have to clean any of them this. thing's going on round two now huh.
nothing keep going i'm sorry it's not. it's not the cut that you're referring. to okay. don't say huh when you heard me don't. say what when you hear me well it's just. one of those things where i'm like no. [ __ ] way he just said what he said. and then i have to look at the screen. i'm like j.j hawk of course he said what. he said he did but nonetheless like. how did i get so flustered that i didn't. didn't even remember the bildo's the. bill's mafia the josh allen tapes from. this morning you're right. uh what do you have connor pat's box. all right digs 49ers bills.
40 [ __ ] niners i forgot about the. niners yeah all right hey. we did the second points let's go. hey lock them in lock them in. those who need to be. addressed and ridiculed for their stupid. predictions and projections on who's. going to be in the super bowl shall be. mocked and ridiculed all season that is. a part of this segment aj took it on the. shins all year last year it could be you. could be it could be you probably it. could be you sure oh yeah it ain't gonna.
be me. it might be me. nah i can't be honest they're gonna be. good yeah uh-huh i took a safer out. there i think even though i didn't mean. very safe very safe but i mean both of. us had safe picks all right how about. this. right now. pms. superb owl. okay yep of course make sure you. capitalize the o here superb owl. uh prediction pick your two teams we'll. give 25 000 to one person that gets it. right holy [ __ ] okay so there's probably.
gonna be a lot of repeat answers. obviously we will obviously pick from. the group it's hashtag pms. superb owl predictions. that is. u pms. e r b capital o w l p r e d i c. t i o n s you can enter in to win 25 000. will give away to one person that. accurately predicts who will be in the. super bowl uh this is this is a real. segment this is a recurrent segment on. your show now yeah that's right we're.
doing this now this is the thing aj. let's go and by the way aj if you're. right. you already put in your entry you'll be. also in there wow yeah he'll be one of. those scrollers okay let's celebrate. this nfl season. rams. no one said rams and by the way as soon. as you said niners i thought in my head. i saw matthew stafford just. and then mick van young. you know yeah i was gonna take the rams. what do you got you wanna do chiefs rams. okay z bearish patriots. okay so you did hear the he's been.
eliminated no no no no no. i'm just saying you did hear that. when you enter into this yeah you do. agree to potential ridicule for an. entire season yes yeah not the people. that tweet hashtag pms superbowl. predictions you can kinda you're okay. all right you guys can go and shoot in. the piss in the wind whatever you wanna. do but in this particular room my head i. see the rookie quarterback off so andy. dalton stinks you guys are going to lose. some games. pat much like you i think tom brady will. get back to the promised land and from.
the afc he will take on. the cleveland browns. you might as well step on it you might. as well throw it on the ground. huh. no i'm surprised you went against the. steelers no you're saying you should use. it as a spanktalk quarterback. i love that whenever i forget what coach. i had that was like his go-to you know i. mean he would be yelling from 60 yards.
away. we kind of heard it huh yeah you [ __ ]. hurt me what do you have gumpy. chiefs niners oh no dolphins here. looking good back there he does look. good you should see what he's doing by. the way to the twitter right now he's. going i'm excited to see how he handles. smackdown too you know what i mean. that's not an easy job like hey we have. to they have to figure out nick had to. do this for a long time now gumpy's. gonna have to do this like what doesn't. make me look like a complete [ __ ]. from my own account and how do we pick.
and choose what's actually worth being. shown to people you know because it's a. lot of misses coming out of my mouth so. gumpy's gonna have to pick and choose. i'm excited for him i'm very thankful. for him and good luck in there dude good. luck good luck good luck gumpy thank you. thank you hey no problem god all right. so everybody's gonna eat [ __ ] if their. teams stink yeah here we go sure zito. just put himself right out of the rim oh. yeah oh yeah. and i live under the rim. you don't actually and i'm thankful you. don't conor actually does i do real. estate a lot of it hundred lock a lot. connor said 13 and a half tonight this.
thing is one yeah he gets a 15. i mean. it's already damn near 10. so i feel. much better about the 13 and a half once. again we cannot reiterate enough if. you're gonna bet on the buccaneers at. this point going forward with the spread. being minus nine and a half for the. bucks we have a boost that takes it from. minus 105 to plus 150 on the same exact. spread of fanduel sports book also you. could use that as your free butt yeah. that you have for week one uh use your. brain on your free bet you can make that. a parlay as well i see some somebody put. together a free 10 bet that has a 35 000.
payout at the end damn could you imagine. if fanduel has to stare down a bet that. they gave away for free. that is worth 35 grand in the end the. email i will get from the risk and. trading company inside of fanduel will. be like hope you're [ __ ] happy one of. those is going to hit this weekend too i. hope so one of them will that might be. mitt to be honest i believe he took. cowboys money line in it to be a draw at. halftime so. that's big odds pretty big payout. like a couple of thousand bucks oh yeah.
yeah yeah let's go mit hey. daniel man mitz the only dude in the. office who has been hard riding the. cowboys uh-huh. lakers dude yankees yankees. his dad's a coach for broncos so i'm. sure his dad's [ __ ] pumped about that. hey thanks for not being a fan of the. team that employs your father. and thanks for being a fan of another. team that nobody knew you were actually. a fan of but he has been riding with. these cowboys pretty hard oh yeah i. won't say he has been riding with him. he's wearing the same cowboys hoodie for. the last four days it's been like five.
months since he announced his fandom for. the cowboy so it's been a long road for. him. are you saying it's for gays i'm not. saying it's for gays i'm just saying i. believe his pen's tweet is still him. announcing that he picked the cowboys. this year as his team oh yeah because. he's on tick-tock too uh it was kind of. a tick-tock video but i think this was. before mitt was on tick-tock yeah a. little bit. okay yeah hey if mitt says it i i might. have to rethink mine if mitt's gone the. cowboys bandwagon right now oh. are you picking the cowboys one tonight. no okay all right let's go to the five.
rng phone lines. you know i don't do point spreads but. the spread i don't know i don't know. they could find a way hey nine and a. half is a lot of points one just garbage. you know how garbage touchdowns happen. at the end stuff like that yeah. especially with you know the cowboys. last year late in games was whenever. they were actually getting going and. like dalton was i remember it was. minnesota last year was in minnesota. i think it was minnesota last year in. minnesota something happened with dallas. late where people were like hey the. dallas cowboys might be finding this.
thing big mike mccarthy ain't gonna let. them shut it down in the fourth quarter. if they're down 30 or whatever nine and. a half is a lot of points yeah would it. change your mind too to like find out. right before halftime or right before. game time that big mike did in fact you. know bash some watermelons and all of a. sudden the boys are coming out rearing. to go hey there's no way he brought out. the mallet in the uh watermelons for a. week i mean no. someone should check like the local. grocery stores to see what their stock. is on watermelons if they are low then i. would bet the cowboy yeah that would. have been last night right we would have.
already had news on whether or not he. bashed watermelons right we would you. might do in the morning too you never. know before the game i couldn't imagine. big mike slamming watermelons in the. morning team meeting gay day of game i. mean that would be incredible move the. line imagine me. so i was always just like a complete. zombie in those hotels. all right as soon as i get there i'm. trying to fall asleep i'm trying to get. to the meeting i'm enjoying snack a lot. and then i'm trying to go back to sleep. and then i'm literally waking up rolling. into these meetings trying to go back to.
sleep so if it's a one o'clock game four. o'clock game eight o'clock game it's all. the same because i'm just waking up a. certain amount of hours before and then. i'm off and running if i walked into a. morning. team meeting on game day of our first. game and [ __ ] big mike came dancing. out with that thing. i would lose my mind and i think we. should have got a heads up on whether or. not watermelons were smashed or not i. think it's kind of [ __ ] up that they. kind of kept that in private. well big mike probably uh you know he. probably threatens people wants to let. them know okay this is our thing don't.
make this about them this is about us. the watermelon this is me this is our. team the cowboys all right what you see. say here and watermelons get smashed. here stay here. all right. let's go to cali in indianapolis what's. going on colley what are your thoughts. pal. hey how you guys doing not too shabby i. think you know after this show cause. i mean today i don't really need it. because it's nfl regular season kick off. thursday you know what i mean right i. don't think i really need it but i'd go. right over to fiverr energy.com that's. the number five hour energy.com use.
promo code macving get ten percent off. my order of the greatest energy shots in. the game but today i don't need that so. i'm good man actually thank you for. asking colleen how are you. pretty good man pretty good feeling the. same way actually nice how do you feel. about quentin nelson practicing paris. campbell's practicing carson wentz is. practicing are you a coats fan in. indianapolis and what do you want to. talk about pal. oh hell no go pat go i got a question. for ty let's go. go ahead. um okay so a lot going on with devonta. adams don't know what's going on with.
aaron rodgers who do you want to see. stay in green bay after this beautiful. season we're going to have i want to see. jenkins and jay air make it. i'm not thinking about that right now. man i'm [ __ ] focused on this season. and enjoying raj is one last chance here. i think you would want to keep aaron. rodgers right bingo devonta is awesome. if you could get both to stay you would. want to do that jai here you want all. the great players you want to stay. definitely aaron is the guy that you. would like to see for the next five six. years well i think he's he's the corner. i mean if he leaves there's.
not a very good chance that devonte. stays if you get him there's a chance. you can work something out and he i mean. if rogers goes oh boy cauley's a forward. thinker though future thinker let's. enjoy the season. it might be the last one yeah it's the. last dancer saying what what if what if. coincidence okay on the team plane ride. home longest one. he's got a bottle of scotch and he's. like jerry krause you know he's back. here dancing and aaron's like you know. what this son of a [ __ ] is a lot better. than i thought and maybe mark murphy's. like hey aaron we're thinking about.
building another 100 million dollar. building you think that's a good idea. aaron's like. actually i would put on that side of the. street though for you uncle cool and. what if it's just all kumbaya and the. team is good forever that could happen. it could uh i hope at least for the. start of the season they make him get a. rental car and drive to the games hell. good goods. all right have a driver pick him up no. actually make him get him a minivan. um right now currently hashtag pms. superbowl prediction uh for 25 000. is trending number three on twitter wow.
uh if that thing gets up to number one. okay so that's cowboys and matrix that's. gonna be tough you got killer reefs yeah. and you got jerry jones and the most uh. expensive franchise in the history of. sports at 6.9 billion biggest thing. america's team if that gets up to number. one we'll move that up to fifty thousand. dollars. that's not gonna happen by the way i. would like to let everybody know i do. not expect that to happen that's why i'm. so free you know this thing this is like. the aj hawk golf bet with me or whatever.
sure it's thousand dollars right now if. you get this bill's mafia look at. trending bills it's not gonna happen. okay eight will not get to one cowboys. day of game. well if you got a lot of cowboy fans too. they're gonna be tweeting. no the good news is that cowboys won't. go up anywhere because no one's picking. them to win the super bowl uh okay so a. little shot across about the dallas. cowboys we've already done enough you. know i mean i think sports books are now. dumping on dak too yeah i wonder if big. michael carson's like. 10 points boys. boys they're saying we're going to lose. by 10. that's why literally everybody is. saying right now that we're going to.
lose by 10 and that number's only going. up. give me that [ __ ] water. sledge let's get to the phone calls. let's go to raymond in texas what's. going on raymond. yeah. hey what's going on pat and the boys. what's going on raymond thank you for. calling into the show what do you want. to talk about dude. nothing much just about how i live in. west texas land of oil filled pit bulls. and bat [ __ ] crazy cowboy fans okay hold. on is that where the big green was. no this is uh this is oilfield country.
west midland odessa. permian panthers yeah yeah absolutely. okay and you said cowboys fans are crazy. out there. [ __ ] yeah they every year they're. winning the super bowl we got cars out. here boats. painted with cowboy [ __ ] all over it a. local supermarket would give you 20 off. if you wear cowboy gear i don't know if. they feel sorry for you for losing all. the money. so raymond you're a heel out there yeah. yeah.
i love that that's old school by the way. grocery store saying hey you were a. cowboys jersey we'll give you 20 i love. that like that is awesome i wish every. team had that you know what i mean aj. yeah what do you think it brings in more. customers to their store no but. everybody's getting a good deal and. jerry jones is like yeah keep on [ __ ]. offering those deals so they buy our 400. jerseys. okay keep that thing going but that type. of fan base is what every team is. looking for that is why jerry can say to. be we're going to be in that opening. game because the the way the fan base is. i love that raymond's like nah [ __ ] we.
got pitbulls out here we got oil fields. and i'm going to be here out here i hate. this cowboys i think it'd be worth. buying a cowboy shirt to go get 20 off. your groceries if you're going to shop. forever yeah because you're always going. to need food mm-hmm just keep it in your. car too grocery milk's expensive right. now even if you're not a cowboys fan by. the way i think you should have a short. shirt. what if i had a white shirt i get a. white t-shirt and i just write cowboys. and a sharpie on it do i get 20 off has. to have the star you know and it also. depends which lane you go down you know. which aisle because they they say aisle.
2. nancy she'll [ __ ] anything it. basically just says. dallas is good you go over to lane four. though where old raymond's at. you better [ __ ] there better be nfl. shop stitched on that day that's right. all right you're paying full price for. these goddamn eggs let's go to weston. virginia what's going on wes. hey what's up pat and the boys aj big. shout out huge packers fans hi what's up. all right all right what's going on um i. wonder i wanted to express some love for. the brand for uh the kicker out of james.
madison he's in the fcs needs a [ __ ]. lights out kicker man yeah 14 for 14. last season. uh he's the next adam villatery i think. man he's going to go pro he's going to. come out of that's guessing he's going. to be a goat what year is he. this is the senior year okay what game. winner is registered freshman year in. the playoffs what's his name gamewin. ethan rackey all right shout out to. ethan rocky keep it going down there pal. i appreciate the fact that he has a fan. family or friend that is sitting right. next to him that calls into the show to. say that or it is somebody that is.
legitimately impressed by his ability. and they feel like hey this guy needs a. little bit more credit i hope he makes. it it's a long road for anybody it. doesn't matter if you're in the fcs or. not if you can make kicks they will sign. you good luck to him let's go to michael. in detroit hey mcdc got them boys. humming around on this nfl season. michael what do you got going on. nothing much who cares about the lions. rams fans. uh thank you matthew stafford you left. you showed us we can leave too thank you. matthew stafford i remember michael now. michael great to hear from you again fox.
is kind of similar path unless the lions. win a couple games and oh stafford's the. worst. uh what do you want to talk about. michael. um first uh shout out to the nfl being. super back prediction you can just send. me the 50 000 now because i know it's. gonna get to number one. um. and i wanted your thoughts on. the wwe plans with adam cole. what's that. um they were planning on uh making him a.
manager for keith lee i heard that how. do we know that's true though you know. like i wonder that i understand that. there's some incredible. shout out to you michael by the way good. luck to your rams what he's talking. about here you know is some fans are. going to hate to hear this about but. there was a report this morning that. adam cole. baby who everybody knows from this show. from being a complete scumbag piece of. [ __ ] loser he broke a microphone that. used to be their chair pushed tai who. has colitis swore at me and then walked. out of here and then we've had two you.
know knocked on drag out fights since. then yeah that's right and those will. never stop because he's a terrible. person but there was reports that the. reason why and what kind of potentially. pushed him over the edge was they wanted. him to be a manager for somebody now um. i don't think i would even be through it. if i was told to be somebody's manager. and i've had two matches okay. i i'm not hurston sure if that is. something that is actual happen or not. and it might have been something that. was floated out that maybe they're a tag. team that maybe is being reported i have. no idea what's real or not because only. like two to three people really know.
that answer but i was also disheartened. when i heard that because if he's a. manager i can't kick him in the [ __ ]. mouse yeah. hey it probably wasn't remember what you. said yesterday don't bring the umbrella. to the brainstorm party what if this was. just a brainstorm thrown out there and. someone blew it up into a bigger deal. well that i mean that's wrestling baby. especially right now i mean that's. especially right now with how. everything's going it's just like i woke. up and read that and. i i laughed obviously because. you know he's such a.
such a bum that that's what they thought. but then then i thought to myself. i [ __ ] hope that wasn't the case you. know i hope that wasn't that wasn't the. final straw because there had to have. been something you know i mean there had. to have been something we could do with. that little tiny [ __ ] of a guy you. think yeah i mean he's a massive piece. of [ __ ] people love to hate him yeah so. i mean we could have kept him around. maybe i agree. but i mean he came out again and yeah. he thought he was so cool.
danielson's better. another guy's name now hell yeah. but him walking like this. it is so hilarious. he's got clean shoes now too remember. whenever he and i just started he would. wear those dumpy ass shoes. now he's wearing jordans out there. and it felt like you know the music was. still playing while i was going i could. probably stop that as soon as he was. going i mean i'm not doing anything but. it felt like that. on wednesday was maybe even like yeah it.
was it was so cold here. [ __ ] [ __ ] though you should have. been a [ __ ] manager for somebody hate. him all right we're back in four minutes. with some phone calls wrapping up this. beautiful nfl regular season kickoff. thursday dan rolofsky will also join us. in a few minutes i think can't wait to. chat with him that should be good maybe. and aj hawk let's celebrate the hell out. of this we'll see you in four minutes. [Music].
i just saw a picture of you getting out. of i think a 757 that is from jim irsay. what was that and have you ever been in. that plane before i i thought it was. like the team playing. defy all of the indianapolis. colts literally i mean it's got the logo. on it uh pat and uh it was awesome but. that's just jim pat i had a wonderful 14. years there. it's obviously the team that i wanted to. play for always i i understood the the. decision he had to make and no hard. feelings and uh for him to send his.
plane to fly me and my son down here uh. it was a great great gesture a lot of. room for me and marshall we were. throwing the football. [Laughter]. pretty uh pretty uh pretty cool. experience pretty cool father-son. weekend by the way as he's moving from. event to vent right now you are the best. dude where are you headed right now i'm. going to the game i'm going to the game. i got lynch i got vanica i got these. guys in the background boys how you. congratulations.
congratulations boys. all right peyton oh hey there he is. marshall i hope you enjoyed that plane. pal hey last thing here um you talking. to tom brady you becoming friends with. him. it was interesting to watch oh yeah take. the photo. [Laughter]. all right we will wrap this up well i'll. tell you pat um i don't think anybody. can do what tom has done look i know how. hard it was for me to get on the same.
page with my receivers learn a new. system learn new coaches but i had a. full off-season i was injured i was. rehabbing the fact that tom has done. this in a coveted pandemic offseason no. time to meet with his receivers he met. with his coaches illegally by breaking. into byron. so besides that uh it's been incredible. what he's been able to accomplish and uh. he deserves all the credit his. leadership is what put the bucks in this. game today and uh i have great respect.
for him because i know how hard it is. but he deserves all the credit hey how. did you know red 18 was coming pat i. mean i can't tell you how much i. appreciate you telling that story and. just growing the legend that was about. the 18th time i tried it. going into that then you know when it. doesn't hit you just keep walking nobody. ever really tells you about it so when. it hit i was as surprised as you were. and uh the reaction from some of the.
some of the good old folks there in the. casino that night was pretty special. well i appreciate you doing that you. made me. and those folks in the casino a bunch of. money congrats on the hall of fame nod. thank you for spending time enjoy. yourself at the game peyton. pat thanks pal i appreciate you the [ __ ]. the sheriff hall of famer peyton. uh can we take a moment of silence for. the first two to three years of zach. wilson's career because all he's got. going for him is bob sala that's it.
moment signs for his mom who made her. instagram. what's going on.
mrs wilson hope everything's all right. she jumped out there right with some hot. takes and then. she's got a fake mask she wears she does. not like not a fan of disney she doesn't. much work. well there's going to be a bunch of. hoovers running around zach. she said enough of it not on that. snapchat. [Applause]. [Music]. every day is game day for these guys. it's show time.
welcome back to that show. hour three wrapping up we gotta call aj. uh we. got captivated by a news story that is. making its rounds on the internet i. believe we can call this breaking. alleged news. andre swift running back for the detroit. lions formerly of the university of. georgia bulldogs. uh they called him philly when he was at. the university of georgia i only know.
that because when i was at the sec. championship game watching the. university of georgia with georgia fans. who did bark at a very passionate level. anytime he got the rock they said let's. go philly let's go philly let's go. philly now an alleged report is coming. out of philly that andre swift. potentially was involved in a situation. that ended up with him killing somebody. now the full report is obviously alleged. there is a lot of uh holes in a lot of. people's arguments it's all started from.
a tweet from a guy named david krug i. believe k-u-r-r-k-r-u-g-e. he said he called philadelphia police. department they told investigators told. him that they got an anonymous tip that. implied that andre swift was potentially. involved in a situation where somebody. ended up being shot and killed now who. knows what the speculation will run the. police department in philly said that he. is not currently under investigation at. all he is practicing for the detroit. lions i tried to scan through the. internet as as did bruce and the other. boys i guess the alleged situation.
occurred around the 4th of july where. somebody tried to rob andre swift and in. doing so andre defended himself and this. guy potentially ended up dead who knows. what is real what is not real we're just. telling you what is on the internet. right now andre swift is coming out of. practice with the detroit lions going to. his locker hey boys nfl regular season. starting today this is awesome goes to. his locker maybe turns on some music i. don't know how it is opens his phone. sees himself trending going i didn't.
[ __ ] kill anybody. this is crazy i don't know how we. haven't heard about this since now. especially if it was allegedly in july. who knows what's fake who's who knows. what's real but obviously this is a. massive ordeal that nfl players on the. internet being said that he potentially. killed somebody sounds like it's. self-defense by if you dig a little bit. deeper in the stories and maybe the. philadelphia police department will come. out and say that maybe this didn't. happen at all this is going to have to. be addressed by somebody aj hawk joins. us back again aj you i know you're not. really on the internet as much unless.
you're trying to find as toxic things as. possible this feels like something you. would know about have you read about. this have you heard about this this is. wild dude this is all news to me hearing. it yeah it's it is absolutely wild so if. something happened on july 4th there's i. don't know how we wouldn't hear about it. until now especially if somebody died. bingo and i think all information in. this story you have to it's the internet. so we have to understand that maybe. there's some truth in something maybe. there isn't this is going to have to get. addressed there's no way this is what. the nfl wanted to be talked about though. on regular season kickoff thursday no. definitely not but it also like this.
feels like the type of thing like this. would never fall through the cracks in. the nfl like we would hear about this. eventually there's just i mean. especially like you said if it was. around the fourth of july like that's a. long time to pass where we didn't have. anything to talk about you're telling me. schefter rapaport pelicera mortenson. he's the starting running back for the. lions like you know complete rebuild. he's one of the guys that they're like. you know pushing behind like we we would. have definitely heard about this i think. so too but that is happening here on. this nfl kickoff uh thursday and we. can't thank you enough for watching and.
listening wherever you may be uh if the. story is real like uh like i think this. solidifies the fact like some people. ain't gonna be about your [ __ ] you know. what i mean like you're gonna go try rob. somebody maybe maybe you end up dead. yeah i mean. listen if that story is accurate i'm not. here short maybe the philadelphia police. department is like he's not under. investigation because we already did the. investigation turns out he was in a bad. spot and maybe it wasn't even a real. thing at all i wish the philadelphia. police department would have elaborated. a little bit to david krug but the. police department doesn't have to do. that there's probably legalities around. the entire thing yeah like you just said.
like if this did happen in july we would. have heard about it if they hadn't done. an investigation or if they did do an. investigation and already kind of. cleared everything that happened that it. was self-defense news being robbed. anyways i've heard he's flying around a. bear in the tree oh he's looking good. he's one of our only playmakers so. hopefully everything's okay. the only we hope everybody's okay by the. way obviously except unless you're. trying to rob somebody and then. something i mean i'm kind of asking for. well i don't i don't want anybody to die. ever no no. never want to do maybe maybe a good left. you know sternum shot and then an.
overhand right down you know i mean. there may be a stump i saw a video aj. uh it was in russian i had to translate. the uh the caption. and it was seemed to be a boxing god and. he was stating how the i i think i. couldn't understand what he was saying. obviously i don't speak the language uh. but he was doing the sternum with the. left hand overhand right and he just did. it like 10 straight times and then they. cut to a video of a russian fighter. doing it killed the guy and i was just. wondering did i crack the code on boxing.
you tell me in virtual reality i'm not. i'm sure it's my only move it's my only. combo. i cannot wait until you get your first. celebrity boxing match set up i will be. there in your corner if you need me uh i. would need you in my corner by the way. you anytime you can have that jawline. standing behind you you're gonna do that. that's why i gave you a call obviously. whenever adam cole did despicable things. in this particular office and i had to. go fight him i said hey is there any way. you could potentially come you know just. in case his little friends pop off a. little bit let him know that hey we got. a jawline here that don't quit belle all. right here's the deal and in the end you. said you became friends with him so yeah.
which is. i would never bring you i would never. bring you i would never bring you if i. went into an actual boxing thing never. i mean as long as you're not boxing adam. cole i'm there i'll be there. i don't know if i'm boxing anybody by. the way i've yet to i say i said what. four or five years from now maybe aj. would be chumming up with the opponent. bro he's been training for like three. four years he throws hands there's no. way we're an athlete you're gonna beat. all those golfers that have been. training their whole life it's different. golfing is much different physical for. what my brain is already wired for.
successive doing which is repeating a. very monotonous thing over and over and. over again so i have great success that. that's going to happen now virtual. reality boxing. all the reviews say this is very similar. to real life. i think it might be a bit different. whenever there is maybe a little bit of. fear that somebody can knock you the. [ __ ] out yeah and i will find that out. years from now okay and jake paul will. probably be champion of the world at. that point and who knows what that is. but if i ever do a celebrity boxing. thing i would like to say that i would.
love to have you in my corner but the. way you've acted with the adam cole and. the whole thing since then i don't think. you're the right guy to be honest with. me. okay well hopefully trump and his son. will commentate whenever you do box like. he is for evander holyfield and vidor. belfort how's that going to go by what. is that all about. doing four fights together that's a long. time what if those things are go five. six rounds i mean. dawn did you see a bander's workout his. open workout. what's that no i didn't i to be honest. the only thing i knew about this fight.
was whenever they had. big. big president dawn sitting there and his. son and they're like commentating all. night and i thought it was the internet. like i thought it was like an internet. photo shop yeah i thought it was new and. then it became a real thing it's not. easy i don't think to commentate that. stuff i i'm sure i'm sure that'll just. be about boxing oh yeah definitely well. and everyone knows trump knows you know. the sweet science front to back so he'll. you know he'll be able to really dive. into the intricacies of the match itself. well i believe you know the trump. casinos were hosting boxing events for a. long time he's seen a lot of these.
fights oh yeah he's seen a lot. so they said listen. this is who we want watching this fight. that's what they said with that right. exactly that's basically what they said. a lot of people hey here is who we want. this is what we're doing uh we're gonna. open mike on a former president you know. he'll talk strictly boxing his son also. as well and then there'll be a couple. guys fighting in the middle of their the. whole thing i'm sure that's exactly what. they want that's that's it's controller. too i think truer's doing it i mean i'm.
tuning in is mount westmore performing. i don't know if it's like that if it's a. spectacle like it was before toby keith. yeah i also think aj's good friend bob. is making an appearance as well general. bob no. bob in detroit. oh. oh all right not you. you're in the studio. shout out bob back let me shut up i. think what he's talking about is your. toxic [ __ ] you were trying to shut uh. shoehorn in yesterday thinking that the.
nfl is going to be selling bob richie. shirts for 50 bucks today no is ed. sheeran performing and no i don't know. if to be honest i don't know if bob is. performing at that boxing match i. thought trump breached out let's go to. matt and idaho jesus christ what is your. that's him all right he's not in the. same that's why i genuinely thought that. he was one of the performers let me. guess matt damon's one of the fights is. that what you're going to do. and wouldn't go near that place unless. don calls him you never know all right. let's go to matt and idaho what's going. on matt. hey not much how's it going not too. shabby uh what's going on idaho dude.
uh. nothing just waiting for sports betting. to someday [ __ ] get here uh does it. seem likely i don't know anything about. idaho's politics or anything about it. nobody really talks about idaho to be. honest i think people in idaho like that. that nobody talks about idaho but does. it seem like that's something that might. come or not. i doubt it um it seems like. i mean not throwing any shade here but. arizona seems like the mormons got a. stranglehold like they're doing utah too. really i didn't know the mormons ran. wild over there and and mormons are in.
idaho too i didn't know there's casinos. out there. uh on the reservations there's casinos. oh if there's reservations you're good. if there's reservations you're good we. saw it down in florida yes if you're. right i think. go ahead. oh sorry. they're like really spread out like i i. can only think of. two and they're both in northern idaho. all right well matt what do you want to. talk about pal. i just got a question about uh why mac. jones got so much hate before the draft.
do you think it was had anything to do. with uh. that obama picture he was tagged in. where allegedly he's in a costume. depicting obama and it says no bomb on. it. potentially thank you matt i mean. there's all types of things that could. potentially um happen he also got. arrested i think for a public. intoxication but then once it came out. that he was going to be the number three. overall pick everybody started actually. singing his praises i think it came back. the other way one of the people who was. dancing on this guy's success so much so.
that he actually put the new england. patriots and mack jones as a quarterback. as a better offense going into the. season than aaron rodgers and the green. bay packers ladies and gentlemen of espn. get up fame nfl live host first take and. gonna be on your tv seven to eight hours. a day for the next five months and we. are thankful for it ladies and gentlemen. dan or lost. backwards out you look cool dude. thanks buddy thanks you it's it's more. because i got this this cloth of the.
hair that i'm trying not to look so. stupid with oh your hair is terrible. that's a shame we're coming into the. season now's dan orlowski season the. hair's got to be good what's going on. it's the haircut appointment today. ah yeah busy day it's nfl kickoff day. dan it's nfl kickoff can we let's dive. right into what you said on getup uh. because as soon as i saw the graphic. make its way onto twitter i sent it to. you and i said oh the espn execs told. you to say something stupid so that. there'd be good reaction from it you. said no no you said your top five. offenses by the way i think these are.
incredible offense you said chiefs bucks. bills bronze patriots i believe is that. right. uh. yeah. okay so there's no aaron rodgers there. okay there's. there which makes no sense to me i just. because they only put pictures of the. quarterbacks whenever you put mac jones. over top of aaron rodgers immediately. people are going to say oh this guy. doesn't know what the [ __ ] he's talking. about why did you say these things and. what are your expectations of mac jones. especially pre-draft post draft and then. now after seeing him perform.
yeah i didn't rank the quarterbacks i. ranked the offenses i didn't make the. graphics so whoever put the pictures. there i have no idea um i i had been i. didn't know they were going to put a. graphic of the quarterbacks there so if. i had to rank the quarterbacks aaron. would certainly be in the top five um. when i did the segment when i did this. segment i said okay. my kind of i look at football completely. different than 99 of the people who have. for 40 years i'm not gonna rank an. offense just because they got a great. quarterback okay i said that there was a.
couple there was criteria that had to be. met for to be in my top five number one. you had to have a proven offensive. scheme and play caller. number two you had to prove the blind. number three you have weapons and number. four then it was about the quarterback. so that's why number one kansas city. checks every one of those boxes. number two oh you also had to use motion. a ton number two tampa bay uh checks all. those boxes even so in the motion use.
buffalo was the only one that didn't. check the motion but usage but i think. josh allen is that special with dabel. keeping dable four cleveland checked. every single box now the reason why i. put new england at five is i think new. england's gonna have a top five. offensive line in football daniel one of. the best play cards in football i think. that everyone's looking for a singular. star in their offense randy moss rob. gronkowski it's not those guys it's. their offensive lines the star everyone. else just has to be a piece if you look.
at. aguilar bourne. hunter henry johnny smith and james. white if you just take their career. averages they're going to average about. 320 catches as a group that's going to. be really really good offensive football. so. i think mac jones is is going to be. fantastic because they're not going to. ask him to do a lot because their run. game and offensive honor be so great so. why didn't i put green bay in there is. that your question. i mean you said a lot there i just found. out that i have to give somebody 50 000. at the end of the season because we're.
now training number one i mean there's a. lot happening here while you're talking. about mac jones because david bakhtiari. is not playing for the first six weeks. being better than the nfc. championship ship appearing green bay. packers offense back-to-back years going. into a third year with matt lafleur i. mean yeah could you please tell me. congrat thanks to everybody by the way. pms superbowl. predictions trending number one. sure espn will do something like that. today the the just dan the thought about. it is. how do you not have aaron rodgers in.
that thing i don't care you said he's. number four it's aaron rodgers dude he's. the mvp you did that on purpose i think. right you had to do it. the quarterbacks if i was ranking the. quarterbacks i would have put them in. there again i prefaced my comment pat by. saying i don't look at offenses strictly. through the vacuum lens of who's the. quarterback i'm not going to do that i. didn't put the seattle seahawks in there. because it's a first-time play caller. we'll see. we'll see how that goes there's a that's. a big question mark i like shane waldron.
he comes from a great scheme we'll see. how it goes being a really good coach. and being a really good play caller are. different things i put the tennessee. titans in there strictly for the same. thing they lost arthur smith we'll see. how todd downing does i love todd i know. todd i hope he's great but we'll see how. it plays out on the field i'm gonna put. green bay in there because everyone's. going how could you put an offense led. by a rookie quarterback in there you. mentioned bacteria and not being there. for six weeks that means they will have. three. new starting positions on the offensive.
line for six weeks two of those guys are. gonna be rookies you know josh myers and. royce newman it sounds like are gonna. are they're gonna be the two starters. that's a big deal dude like that's a big. deal. and so. i just want to see how that kind of. plays itself out that's all. dan hey you listed you listed your. criteria when you were trying to rank. these offenses and i think you said the. quarterback was like fourth or fifth. don't you think like at least in my eyes. i feel like if you don't have your. quarterback you don't have anyone you. can have all the best line and. everything you could be average you.
could be a good team but you're not. going to be great without a franchise qb. i feel like no i those are like that's a. fair point but i would come back to you. with this um baker mayfield two years. ago sucked in people's eyes right in. 2019 he sucked what was the fundamental. big change in their offense between. personnel wise between 19 and 20 a. massive upgrade on the offensive line. three years ago ryan tannehill sucked he. was a huge. bust. what's the fundamental difference. talent-wise or personnel wise that ryan. can he'll get to miami in comparison to.
in tennessee for the last two and a half. years his offensive line his skill. position players the scheme that he's. been in so i just i get it the whole you. can't become a great officer not a. really good quarterback i view mac jones. probably a lot more highly player-wise. than a lot other people do that's a. factor into this um. but. that that's kind of i just don't see it. as just we got a great quarterback uh we. just wanted to make sure that we weren't. going in into season with you just. sending out like just you know what i.
mean like it's it's nice to know that. you do have you know legitimate reasons. behind it i thought this was potentially. like old old trolovsky you know what i. mean like just trying to troll out there. and say your thing so before we got to. get out of here uh in a couple minutes. uh last question here for you we have to. this is your fault not mine it's not we. got a heart outbound it's nfl it's a. regular season kickoff dude uh tonight. nine and a half is the spread okay that. seems to be only going up right now do. you see it like how we all see it this. seems like a buccaneers buzz saw hitting.
the dallas cow i think cowboys are gonna. be good but this feels like this is the. buccaneers game to show out for the. buccaneers fans in front of them for the. first time tom wants to be undefeated so. it'll give up a cup are you seeing this. game going the same way we are which is. like hey this is probably going to be a. rot it's not a single thing that they. can rely on and think they're going to. have success and i thought of this today. because if you go back to the 2019. season december dak prescott's got that. shoulder injury that got progressively. worse dak has played healthy four. football games essentially in almost two.
calendar years you know that is a that's. a big ask for him to i i think for. dallas to win he's got to play one of. his best games ever and i just think. it's a big ass coming off of kind of. what has happened this offseason so. they're not going to win but him getting. reps tonight is going to be good for. them going you know into november and. december what do you guys got on nfl. live at four o'clock. i think we're going to talk about the. cowboys um that would be shocking. cowboys i think we're gonna do two or. three times uh we'll do baltimore a. little bit i think we're talking seattle.
in their offense um i'm gonna do a. couple tape demonstrations on what to. look forward to tonight so here we go. okay all right we appreciate you we. can't wait to watch thank you for making. time and your incredibly busy day good. luck this season we'll talk to you soon. thanks bud. daniel. so dan says a lot of things that we. don't necessarily say dan that smart. thing come out of mouth of anybody but. like him on our side does make me feel. good you know i mean because he has. watched all of the film to create these. takes that he has aj.
i say it all the time like dan doesn't. just throw things out there. he. thinks about it and before he puts. anything out so yeah. even the oatmeal cookie situation i'm. sure he's been studying that one his. whole life too. yeah i wonder like about his parents a. lot with a lot of his tweets absolutely. like. he literally said i don't put flavor on. my food i've never done it before yeah. he's never heard a lot of pepper like. nothing what it is like anything he just. never has done it and then he i don't. understand how he got through a locker.
room with the way he is but dan olofsky. arlovski's an anomaly he's great on. television just like chris mad dog russo. who'd be on the other side of this. six-minute break on sirius xm channel 82. mad dog sports radio and jayhawk. tomorrow's a good feel good friday. coming in hot anything to say to the. serious xm listeners before we bid them. adieu. hopefully mad dog has the same. predictions that i do. what's that. you know my pick. what is it chiefs packers chiefs packers. yeah your pick that you had but you.
jumped off it because you don't want to. be with me you stole mine we're back. tomorrow enjoy yourselves. [Music]. is that somebody peeing. glass. only savages would be on the bar. welcome to pms after ours how you doing. some guy we knew did it one. time wow.
paddle backs it was an aggressive. decision. we actually was not handle bags but i'll. tell you what the person that did it got. a lot of flack early but then celebrated. later yeah. looking back yeah i won't say that. person did get celebrated aj. i like. i don't know what i'm going to do for. the next what five hours like what am i. what are we doing here scroll through. bets i guess yeah just trying to dive. through and listen to hammered down and. all the bets you guys have on the. fanduel sports book or whatever and i. really like the fact that my super. boosters might end up being better. spread than what everybody else is going.
to get and it's that plus 150 on fanduel. that's massive for us uh orlovsky. talking about how i can't find one. position group where they're better than. there's not that's real mm-hmm maybe. who's kicking for the bucks the buck or. the cowboys wide outs may be better than. the uh. bucks secondary but. oh i thought you're gonna say the bucks. wide outs i was about to say digs jokes. all right digs were joking all right. because i mean god wouldn't be in all. the way back as good that was a foregone. conclusion we could power through that i.
mean. the depth of the buccaneers is the. problem yeah because i guess you could. say maybe running back with zeke but the. bucks have a three-headed monster so you. know they got rojo they got fournette. they got bernard but defensive line. zeke's going up against zach the bucks. defense and that running back group is. going up with the dallas defense which. is not an advantage for. i hope they do an interview with jerry. jones at some point during this game if. this thing gets ugly i've been saying it. all [ __ ] week it's david versus. goliath. this is a problem i don't want to be. here i don't want to do the game ed.
sheeran you see him he's saying his song. so that's part of that i i wonder how. that's going to go for cowboys fans. because they this is the first time in a. long time right that normally everybody. buys into the cowboys hype yeah normally. everybody's like in even me i i. cowboys were supposed to draft me they. did not draft me i could with my level. of pettiness hate them forever instead. when i listen and how jerry has. constructed the team and everything they. do down there and then you see the. roster i buy into the cowboys like. yearly in this particular it's like.
it just feels like they are going to get. [ __ ] stomped tonight it really does. feel like that no zack martin everyone. like they the team themselves says. that's their best player so he's not. there you got shaq barrett let's not. overthink it let's not ever think no not. at all we gotta stop doing it i actually. think that we need to not do the show. much longer because i'm gonna get to the. point where it's like is this a [ __ ]. layup right now to talk yourself into. taking the [ __ ] noise no do it i'm. not gonna never do that i would never do. that what i do know now though is. because the incredible people that watch. and listen to this show.
i have to give somebody fifty thousand. dollars now if they maybe maybe who. knows maybe no one gets it. it's true something to think about. that's a good point you're right. you're right mm-hmm some. texans are going to go on a run then. what good. texans eagles football someone will have. it someone will definitely have it. somebody will have a football team in. there for sure somebody left the. football team i mean well they have the. other side can you make multiple. predictions nope. you can make burner accounts though. right yeah we're beating matrix whoa.
holy [ __ ] morpheus. i want to let you know this is really. cool now. it did cost me a lot of money okay it's. gonna cost a lot of money true but. if you look up there too there's another. sports book i think promoting. themselves huh oh that's interesting. go down. natural natural. interesting. hmm hey i know you talked about.
when you promoted tweets pat and how you. just seems like there's a bunch of i. know i was texting you this though. whenever i watch youtube there's way. more commercials now did something. happen to my algorithm or they changed. things i'm not sure i i have heard that. from people mine is still the same as it. used to be i think mine. [ __ ] is always the late like for. instance instagram i guess has changed. her twitter has changed completely and. instagram has changed completely with. the way you share things and twitter has. changed almost into an instagram like. feed i guess with photos taking up the. entire thing i don't have any of those. my youtube is still the same but i have.
heard that from a lot of people i've. heard that from a lot of people like any. video i have it's like you know you know. it pops up the thing at a play in five. seconds and it does that multiple times. for like an eight minute video my big. thing is like. and this is going to sound hilarious. probably with the next deal that we. signed but like how much money is enough. money for like you know what i mean. like youtube's bringing in multiple. billion dollars a year just in their. adsense for just youtube videos let. alone everything else google is doing. it's like. do we have to just completely boom pow.
pang like twitter was getting to the. point. where it's like yo come on this you are. public right huh youtube and google are. public so you always have to increase. that for your shareholders you have to. show growth. i guess but don't you think that kind of. like almost runs people off yeah i think. it's yeah i don't i don't like that. whole model of how it works but that's. how it goes now granted i have a fan. door over my shoulder and it's up there. and everything like that but i'm just. saying i feel like it doesn't really. change the flow of our show like twitter. whenever it was every other tweet was a. promoted tweet it wasn't big company.
tweets there was even like some basic. ass small terrible twitter accounts that. were like oh we we just need more people. to see us and they were promoting their. tweets and it was like no like twitter's. getting much worse here for me all of a. sudden because terrible shit's getting. in there i wonder if twitter read that. too and kind of change it a little bit i. wonder if that's the case i don't know. it seems like the only stuff i get. promoted anymore are for sports books. and then like you know the occasional. like discover like mastercard or. whatever but like a lot of those you. know like. some blog sites would just have like uh.
you know like the click bait [ __ ] uh. like a buzzfeed article almost those. used to get promoted all the time and i. almost never see those anymore so i. wonder if they did kind of hear about. them like all right get this [ __ ] you. know how they listen to us every day. like i wonder if my phone has heard me. [ __ ] so much when i'm like by myself. scroll get this the [ __ ] out of here all. right this is a guy we can't be [ __ ]. with change like what maybe everybody. just needs to complain to their phone a. little bit more while they're doing it. and that'll really change some things. because then you know king algorithm or. whatever algae rhythm oh yeah maybe hear. it and change some things right he.
really hears it all. can't you pay monthly to get those. youtube ads out of there or is that not. a thing yeah yeah yeah yeah youtubers. and then i assume twitter will probably. do that instagram will probably do that. everybody's looking to become a. subscription service so they can just. rake another 10 bucks out of everybody a. month yeah every time you log on to. youtube it asks me if i want to the auto. pay thing has become such a weapon for. all these companies. hey come on in come on in five bucks. [ __ ] egg your coffee. come on man come on and then bang we got. another million people for five bucks a.
month that's another five million a year. the cmo whoever made the idea is now a. genius getting promoted payments. happening and then that money's just. coming forever because people aren't. going to go in there and check every. single time unless they get that one app. what was that one app true bill yeah no. is that who marketed with us was either. true bill or it wasn't gabby because. that was insurance. there was some company though that we. did marketing with and i thought it was. a great company i thought we'd do well. and they kind of just disappeared i. don't know if they got bought out but. that was an incredible weapon yeah like. hey you know you're paying blah blah. blah and they were the ones that also.
told me about the country clubs too that. i was a member of yep well especially. too when you get those emails from these. subscription services like hey it's. going to be 7.99 next month uh that'll. be the going rate going forward and you. know who started doing this with cell. phone companies yeah cell phone. companies because they knew nobody was. really reading their thing they would. just add on some service fee that. everybody has to get for 299 and all of. a sudden 299 to each individual person. not that much but you have 15 million. people paying 299 a month like that is. boom that's what all these subscription. services are trying to do.
that's all i care about i mean look at. espn plus all they're doing is trying to. gain like subscribers that's all you do. yeah they're doing the bundle now. obviously with don batista and the. disney bundle and everything all they're. trying to do is somehow splash you on. there so that then they can auto pay you. to death peacock week one for or this. week for notre dame their first home. game they're not having it on tv so that. you have to subscribe to peacock to. watch hey you know there's their dame. fans we've done a lot for those. [ __ ] make them come over here. get in yeah make them in now. they have money right irish catholic all. their sons of interest make them come in. here 4.99 they'll pay for washington.
another damn team brian kelly said last. week maybe kill the team so if they even. show up to the game they'll be surprised. if i can get them in here 5.99 drew. brees calling it yeah him and tarico. can't wait hey oh really yeah yeah. oh so he is doing the game i thought. flutie was still doing it now you got to. go to the [ __ ]. peacock so go to the [ __ ] on saturday. who do they play toledo. rocky beautiful hey when does old ed. sheeran play tonight. it would only be one song two songs. three songs multiple songs probably.
three or more yeah normally normally. they like do a song and then they go. back to coverage and then they'll throw. to him on the stage again. so he just does a full concert i'd. assume and then they cut back and forth. at different times he knows when they're. coming and they're just paying him for a. full concert. probably the most sense i doubt it's a. full concert maybe he might play for an. hour what's the song i love of ed. sheeran. he has a bunch of have you ever. i love him i went to his show i went to. his show and it sold out amphitheater.
and realized oh he's the only guy he. does it all yeah he'll even loop he'll. even start doing all he does is loop the. whole take it out just him on stage in. his little looping pedal that's my go to. thinking out loud is a good one there. there's one hallway girl is good. oh galway girls i've been to galway by. the way it's like they're in new orleans. over there. it is [ __ ] awesome she fell in love. with an english guy right i mean yeah. does conor know that one yeah i know how. old and why oh cause i i knew with your. like baritone voice you'd be good at. singing that you would have jumped on.
[ __ ] you dude. okay my bad i won't compliment you. anymore yeah it's about time there was. one it's about time there was one that i. was listening to a video i spent like. yeah hey. that was a i didn't hear it at first. obviously is the camera on your foot. yeah that's a great question ah no it's. not that'd be sweet and i cannot really. feel that someone's filming you i can't. reveal that is it on here i'm sorry oh. no. you need to get a [ __ ] i know it's in. the mail okay. yeah. all right good because we couldn't see. the teaser. believe me it took me like 50 minutes.
just to kind of figure out where to. put it. i love bath talk though i absolutely. enjoy the hell out of it bass are very. nice too i think everyone should take. more baths oh here we go. shape of you ed sheeran. that's on the playlist i'll listen to. that like i use that used to be an every. morning thing that has been moved out.
but it is a once a week type thing. that's one of my favorite things to do. while i'm taking my morning grump i'll. go to my playlist and i'll set my cue. you're like let me line up the cube yeah. of course q-u-e-u-e by the way. and then i'll turn on you know i'll. connect the bluetooth and when that. thing comes on it's like all right here. we go and then i press play and i'm like. in a movie almost it's like all right. here we go let's have a day off in the. shower and ed sheeran was a massive part. of that for a few months there during. the covet quarantine thing so i. appreciate him i hope he plays heaters.
because some of these people will take. his opportunity to introduce new songs. and let's assume ed will make another. banger and his next song's probably a. banger but [ __ ] play the hit spell he. did just have an album come out didn't. he not too long ago exactly and i've not. listened to any of those songs go play. one of them like when he plays one of. the new songs they'll definitely show at. least one on air and then they'll. probably show like two of his hits. i hope so he's got mine too he's got a. bro he's got one with the jonas brothers. now that's good didn't kendrick open up. by the way i love the jonas brothers. yeah he was running around the stage was. like a big one oh yeah i do remember.
that that was sweet that was sweet. the nhl always [ __ ] it up right the nhl. always does stupid they always have like. google dolls something like that yeah if. you call the goo dolls [ __ ] it up. they're awesome yeah they always do you. saw them in detroit and. you saw the google dolls. during the packers lions game i was. playing it yeah oh yeah. all right so i guess i could say that i. saw trace adkins carrie underwood. yeah trace adkins sang the national. anthem down in tennessee.
it was a deep son of a [ __ ]. isn't he like six nine big guy his. ponytail two goes right to his he got he. got caught up a little bit too crack. what. hey. i just know there he had something going. on back in the day dude i didn't know. that on i did honestly. i think he's come through the other side. and he's okay now. he's come through the other side like. crusty socks have we decided. what you guys are doing with the pod by.
the way the table has to do those three. what's going on with the pot i don't. understand so the pod you know there was. a conversation that was had. about maybe the pod going down to one a. week because with hammered down every. single day this show every single day. like the pod they love doing the pod but. it's tough on thursdays with thursday. night football and everything else going. on like hey maybe during the season you. guys get a little bit more rest maybe. you're at home maybe they'll make. everything else better that is. potentially profiting profitable for the. company you know what i mean and. everything like that and uh that.
conversation that was just kind of. leaked out there. i went into a call. i came out of the call and i heard the. pod leading off and it was ty doing a. state of the union going uh we're going. down to one starting uh [ __ ] today by. the way and i was like oh i did not know. we made that decision so obviously i. came in and then krusty salk said in the. comment section yesterday of the fire. alarm video he said is it a coincidence. so you guys go down to one pot and then. all of a sudden the studio catches on. fire and i'm like good point good point.
so because i love the pod too i actually. in foxy we're like maybe go to three. maybe go to one depending upon what you. do don't do status quo because how much. we love it but the decision was made i. guess without me and foxy's real final. approval and now i'm wondering maybe. they need to do three four a week but. it's gonna be tough i think your. families are gonna be a little bit upset. about that well like i said you know. ultimately pat we'll do whatever. you and the fans want. but. unless you ain't gonna hear anyone. bitching about doing one a week.
aj. this office obviously operates much. differently than a lot of other offices. okay. so i was just you know it was uh nobody. brings an umbrella to a brainstorm and i. was thinking to myself like because they. doing the part is at like the end of the. day every day it's like the end of the. day every day because obviously hammered. down happens this show happens this show. gets cut up into a pod that gets put out. hammered down does the same thing. there's like a lot of [ __ ] popping off. and happening and then at the end of the. day they're like all right now we got to. go do the pod i think they all enjoy it.
so much but i was trying to be like hey. maybe you guys take that thing down you. know because football season's about to. be very long and there's about to be a. lot of [ __ ] that's going on and i. there was no conversation i had when i. threw that out there at all like there. was no reaction at all and then i left. and then literally i came back. seven minutes later eight minutes later. and they were doing the show and it was. uh. don't want to say this but it's starting. right [ __ ] now we are doing no more. and i was like oh. okay so a decision was made okay and i'm. i'm thankful you guys by the way.
made that decision for yourselves. there's some noise there has been a lot. of noise the pod fans are some of my. favorite groups of people i actually. consider myself one of the pod fans so. whenever old [ __ ] socks said that thing. i'm like i'm not happy about it either. foxy has mocked them for their work. ethic obviously this has now become. something that foxy is talking about but. i think this is going to be better for. everybody's health. going forward through the whole season. and i appreciate the fact that you guys. did agree to yesterday that once the. offseason starts right back to three. times a week and that's really nice two.
times a week what's that what. three. three times a. vlog everywhere. nick just muted niches muted foxy that. was unbelievable i don't know i'm still. learning this oh yeah yeah. so i think in the offseason you guys. will go back to two times a week though. this seems like the right decision this. is us thinking for the future here and. we never do this this is something we. never ever do but i feel like this is a. little bit of forethought don't you. think aj yeah nice good thing you have a. fork to to demonstrate your point but.
hold on real quick though what was old. mr cumsoff saying when he says the. firearm went off the same day like like. you shouldn't do it yes the universe. like is it the first time the entire. place potentially burns down and gets. completely distracted just so happens to. be one day after the announcement that. the pods going down to one like is this. coincidence and i could to be honest. like old tube saw come guy like i. i as soon as i read i'm like. i believe in the universe senate. messages i am a massive believer in that. one of the biggest in the history so i.
actually thought i actually said to foxy. i'm like. maybe this guy's right. and then foxy obviously was on my side i. just love the pod so much no you know. you don't listen love it so much you. never never on it anymore you know. all the time foxy i'm just always. editing videos or something five minutes. you know come in and make us laugh foxy. just laugh dude even try and provoke you. call you a tall skinny stupid stooge you. never come in no he can't listen because. he's so plugged in he's coding you know. the nice thing too was that everyone got. to hear the full discussion that was had. yeah uh there was they're supposed to be.
some edit points that were not edited. and it just retired the entire. conversation. it's hard to edit when you're [ __ ]. floating around space. that's true what should have been edited. out i think they were trying to. potentially pawn blame off maybe on me. you know on this thing in the future of. the company no no. yeah i think that but from the way i was. listening to it i mean it was the state. of the union was distressed about what. we were deciding we were deciding if it. should be done immediately or next week.
didn't cut any of that out just made us. all look like a bunch of [ __ ] so but. hey you know do you do you guys give me. like do you write down times that you. want edited out oh yeah usually no i. would assume yeah i mean this is and. that usually happens well there might. even be i would assume during the show. too like hey edit this yeah dump this. type thing. it's like. nfl football's [ __ ] you guys. said it let it run. one a week for the football season i'm.
happy we've come full circle here in. three hours and 12 minutes or whatever. you guys happy about this or really i'm. upset i don't know how to feel you guys. are really destruct because you know in. the end this is going to come back and. get you what do you mean you know like. five months from now once the offseason. comes me and fox are going to be banging. that drum hard for three times a week i. mean it is going to be something that we. are going to be saying hey listen pod. fans we're loyal listeners as well we. want this thing to be three times a week. look billy mccomas was even there. whenever the brainstorm happened about. yeah you know maybe he'll come [ __ ]. guys.
i am confused on why we went from three. to two we were supposed to go back to. three yeah last football season bingo. hey that is. we made that up that guy is our history. book what's go ahead i'm sorry is your. massive fans i'm just looking for mitt. to come mick can help clear this up he's. been around all the negotiations hasn't. he mit was not there last night oh yeah. he was actually it was there whenever he. was like yeah. as long as he doesn't do it like for. things that actually matter you know. like you were that was becoming a thing.
you started doing you're like oh i want. to hear what mitt says like thanks aj. you've got a pretty good show like i. don't think now is the time to throw one. of our. guys 22 years old yeah yeah aj i'm 22. what do you want now. i'm not picking on you bud i'm i think. we i'm 37 i'm much older than you i. could almost be your dad like i'm trying. to see like what are the kids talking. about what is their opinion on these. things on what the pod everything that's. why i bring them it in a lot because i. want to know hey what are they i don't. want to be stuck in my little bubble. i don't know my like my friends watch. the pod but it's more to laugh at me i.
don't know. oh he's the shelter he's the show i want. three times a minute okay yeah and i'm. happy to know i'm not the only one okay. now i hear there's other people in three. changes to the man cast big cast. 22 year old walking himself into more. work all of a sudden. hey shout out to everybody though the. pod legitimately is a show that i think. i'm a fan of like actual fan of it's one. of the only shows i actually listened to. i think you guys are hysterical but. sometimes we got to be adults i guess.
right sometimes sometimes sometimes. who's singing national anthem tonight ed. sheeran. [ __ ] i don't know if i'm gonna be alive. in six months yeah let's go back to. three edm won't be in the stadium at. that told me. ed will be in this no he'll be outside. he'll be he'll probably be viewed she'll. run him i'm sure there's pictures of the. stage they set up outside the stadium. right now at least right. yeah i mean i'm not saying we need to. look at but i'm sure they'll you can see. the setup somehow tampa is a very. impossible city to navigate here oh yeah. it is a difficult city to know. there's a lot of accidents there's exits.
off of exits. because you've got water and. construction i mean we were down there. for like three months or whatever so i. enjoyed the city but there's a lot the. downtown area where we buy the stadium. ever i don't know if we were. uh no we're driving uh coming in right. we would the airport yeah the airport. the airport we could see it so are they. gonna do this downtown with ed sheeran. or they can do it out by the state i. would imagine it's out by the stadium. right yeah cause make it like a festival. yeah put them in the yankee stadium. who's that the glazers do they own. everything around that stadium or no. i don't know.
because it's not the probably probably. not because i think because yeah yeah. yeah spring training is right next to. that. mr raymond james. i've been in a stadium numerous times. and i have no idea where it's at down. there the county owns the stadium. really. hillsborough county hey speaking of. owning something. pirates had 120 people at their game. last night sheesh. coveted restrictions right true. that's what [ __ ] nutting. and also yeah.
ben roethlisberger is playing football. again so pittsburgh is like we're done. acting like we potentially are you. serious though. it's got to be more than 120. where'd. you come up with that number no it was. actually tweeted uh by a reporter that. was there dk i don't know his full name. dejean dejohn. kovachovich of course he tweeted out. distinguished pittsburgh media member he. tweeted out a picture oh people hate him. i didn't know that okay but do you guys. hate him come on. okay. i don't hate him he's just he has a. track record of some uh.
lots of savory things. oh this is about to be careful i believe. he's a situation be careful i believe. he's suing another pittsburgh radio he. thinks it comes on this show sometimes. really. all right. he's the one that took the photo okay. he's the one who took the picture and he. said there's 500 people at this game or. whatever and it was just a lot of people. dressed up like seats i mean the entire. place looked like it and obviously i got. tagged in a lot because it was like. where are those pirates fans by the way.
that are bitching at me for not knowing. about baseball why don't you go buy some. tickets then you [ __ ] stooges why did. you go to the games. solo team shirt available. if shopify will continue to work. throughout the rest of the day which. remains to be seen. you know a lot of things seem to happen. when we do stuff. you know we don't like. celebrate it because it's like. it kind of all [ __ ] us over everything. that happens but it seems like a lot of. stuff happens we can't thank the people. enough that have built this community. you're the [ __ ] greatest humans on. earth we have made it through our worst.
time of existence now it is nfl regular. season kickoff tonight we'll be back. tomorrow eleven o'clock tomorrow hey. eleven o'clock maniana all right we're. starting on youtube we'll join uh. serious at noon i will probably end up. bouncing out early i'll be there for a. couple hours i believe and then i gotta. fly over to new york for madison square. garden on the eve of the 20th. anniversary of september 11th smackdown. that should be. a great show tomorrow night oh yeah it's. going to be i think a pretty powerful. thing probably i can't miss i would say.
talk to ariel yet i'm sure he's going to. want to meet up i think arielle is going. to be there from what i've been told i. think that potentially the. trashers are going to be there. but i believe there's a lot of first. responders coming i'm sure and uh i. believe it's going to be like a big. thing you know i believe it's going to. be massive and if the internet's. accurate which the wwe put it out there. so you have to believe it i guess brock. lesnar is going to be there wow. the alpha male over species i assume. vince mcmahon is probably going to be. speaking probably he addressed it he.
addre he had that speech after first. public assembly yeah first public. assembly after 9 11 was done by the wwe. in houston and vince mcmahon cut a promo. at the beginning that was basically like. [ __ ] you all to the terrorists this is. what we do you know what i mean so i. think there's a lot of pride obviously. within the wwe. um. business franchise for. you know everything that goes on in this. country and everything like that so i. think it's going to be a big deal like i. think tomorrow night's gonna be awesome.
uh but the show should be fantastic we. need to react to actual football let's. go get to react to actual football. there'll be some drama [ __ ] we gotta. talk about oh yeah oh yeah especially. when the bucks beat him by 80 points is. it on fox tonight yeah. nbc i guess. sunday night football. to be honest i have made it through this. entire show without saying the time of. the game or the network because i have. not known and that was something by the. way every time i wanted to say it was. like should have [ __ ] known that. probably eight right 8 20 eastern i. think is when the actual kick is. probably not though right that's.
probably it it said 8 21 on some on some. places so they're just shooting for a. round no so normally they do have like. an accurate number that is giving. because as um we are always told it kick. like i was always told like hey kicks at. 7 34 or something like that so normally. if they do say a number that is abstract. like that normally it's pretty accurate. here we go i think it's uh it's because. teams got to set up their warm-up. because of it so it becomes like actual. information the problem is you think you. think eight o'clock oh kickoff is eight. o'clock cool and you turn it on at eight.
and then you realize okay we got 21 more. minutes of them just buy in time i got. 820 nbc. okay so and if you heard 821 that means. that's probably one it's gonna be and ed. sheeran's probably gonna be smacking. that guitar about eight o'clock a lot of. rain right now really that's what i'm. hearing that'll come it's florida that's. right tell us to get clear for today you. still feel good about nine and a half. very yeah tom brady played in foxborough. uh it's a sloppy old. foxborough had field turf this is not. might not play deck if the field. conditions are bad for because of his.
ankle yeah that's the tiny rama's saying. right you know zach martin like a. concussion again. yeah i like the bucks still do super. boost plus 150 hammer dimes in 15. minutes this is the most important. hammer down that you have had all the. time oh what's that nothing you gave a. face like you weren't ready 15 minutes. you need more more time come on. we're ready. gumpy's been back in the back cooking on. my twitter account we're ready are you. ready i thought we had other uh. scheduled obligations so hammerdown. would not be 15 minutes after oh yeah. the show would be later oh [ __ ] we gotta.
yeah oh yeah oh we got a pretty big. interview we gotta do. oh nice when are you gonna run it. tomorrow yeah i think so. totally forgot about that don't love. that we're doing this by the way this is. not gonna become a normal thing. so what's their name rhyme with. hayley. say it again. you heard me. ayley yeah yeah. can i get a first and last name deuce. i don't know i have no idea gotcha.
yeah find out tomorrow when anything. runs. when you get around tomorrow who knows. dude we don't do this so i have no idea. how this is going to work and this is. one of those things where i have to know. when it's coming and when it's going and. this is when us not being really a. scheduled show does [ __ ] us when. something like this happens. we'll figure it out i mean we got a few. minutes here figured out and i just. remembered it's happening it's like. seven minutes away all right so uh. so about 405 i think hammered down.
begins we will all probably make an. appearance on this hammer don we will. let you know our final thoughts final. bets that gumpy and diggs have scoured. through the fanduel sports book i think. conor has some touchdown scores some. parlay builders make sure you get into. the free daily fantasy entry one million. dollar top prize it's free to enter on. fanduel four million dollars in total. prizes and if you're in a legalized. sports book get your free bet uh from. fanduel let's take all their money. they're projected to lose 107 million. off of this let's make sure it's 200 300.
million all right aj. sounds good man if it was in ohio i. would i'll be taking part it is in. arizona congrats arizona today yeah. and congrats to fanduel opening up a. sports book in the phoenix suns arena. let's go place is sweet it's [ __ ]. beautiful. yeah it's very nice congrats to fanduel. that is. obviously a massive thing to do congrats. to them that's huge that's leveling up. yeah exactly it's the next level that's. number one outright sports book shout. out to them.
shout out to them shout out shout out. fanduel why'd you have to think about it. i mean because we are currently in an. active negotiation with them so any nice. thing i say publicly is potential. leverage against us but i've enjoyed the. hell out of my time with fan though and. i think they're an incredible uh sports. ball that's right yeah yeah well said. but that doesn't mean like you know. i could be getting bossed around yeah it. doesn't. all right mean. is like nfl teams right they negotiate. through. like so i can't say anything too.
oh yeah hey they're okay i think there's. a lot of things we can do and make them. better that's right. there isn't they got kind of got no. ground to stand on in that particular. aspect but i love we're very thankful. for fanduel and right now the super. boost is at the same exact spread just. much better than everybody else so. they're probably going to change that. going forward if i had to guess the. emails i'm going to get for this whole. thing will be hilarious and interesting. but let's enjoy tonight aj and uh we'll. see you mini on it pal all right can't. wait it should be a fun game tonight. thanks everybody that made the hashtag.
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