The Pat McAfee Show | Thursday, September 19th
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hello it is Thursday September 19th 2019.
you just heard a little pre-show prep. there from Anthony to Gilly oh trying to. figure out these incredible stats and. analytics on this weekend spreads from. our friends at fan tool the NFL spreads. are massive in a couple games parity in. the NFL has always been something that's. been paramount and talked about on a. regular basis it's any given Sunday but. this upcoming Sunday it appears as if. everybody on earth knows that ain't no. shot for the Jets in ain't no shot for.
the Dolphins we'll talk about that we'll. also answer some questions from the. Twitter using hashtag Pat Mac if you. show live get involved in the show we. want you on the program we'll talk about. that there's a couple football games on. this evening Thursday Night Football on. ESPN University of Houston Cougs have. traveled to New Orleans to take on a. Tulane Green Wave also another football. game on tonight. the Titans traveled down to Jacksonville. to take on the Jaguars and the Jaguars. might be the home of Thursday Night.
Football for the NFL by the way I played. in no less than 45 games down there on. Thursday nights that place is going to. be rockin potentially in Schad Khan's. pool paradise let me tell you why I. think the Jaguars are gonna win tonight. I love that pretty mightily by the way. hot take taker I'm going to give him. them all. all day um a day let's have a good day. here today throwback Thursday will tell. some stories we want to hear from you. maybe a guest or two we have no idea how. it's gonna go but it's gonna go splendid. thanks to you listening foxy play some. chase rise.
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yes it is thank you so much chase race. for that banger I am being joined inside. of this box truck by an Italian man. named Diggs a Cuban man named Zito a. white privilige kid named Evan foxing. and you didn't deserve that foxy you're. a hard worker good kid great beard tight. fate. I had to chug some emergency this. morning yeah you sound stuffy that's.
what I'm saying I don't know what's. happening I thought my immune system was. a real G you know I ended up potentially. in a canal one night I came out the. other side of it didn't even have a. cough I always had a good faith in my. immune system now we've been traveling. to 45 different states here in about the. last six days and all of a sudden his. things tap and I I know where it came. from. I have never once been in New York City. and not come home and been sick you do. pick up that New York City like it's fog. I mean I love the city the energy is. great ever the buildings are great but. there is just trash disease floating.
around that air if you're not used to it. you know what my problem is - I'm not. scared to walk over those great you know. there's ones that are coming straight up. from the sewer. that's just rat stuff one of the things. the thing I think when I walk over it is. this thing Falls my family's rich. forever you know what I mean I'm not. scared to set myself up to potentially. die or be paralyzed so my family can get. paid forever you see everybody in New. York I think New Yorkers they all. beeline away from those graded things.
they will run into each other they will. fight each other to not have to step on. those things me I'm skipping on them I'm. like let's go and I think what has. happened is since I have such a big. sniffer when I'm on top of that thing. they're just shooting just absolutely. crap right into my brain and I think. that's what I'm currently dealing with. everything New York has to offer right. in my face I mean maybe just a SARS mask. next time we go there I might have to do. it myself I actually have a little bit. of a miracle in my throat too but what. is it and everybody everybody had the.
same answer that I call you need. emergency you need emergency I took that. this morning if they can make that not. taste like ass I'd appreciate it. there's one flavor that's okay and then. the rest are just oh it's also the. texture it has like a little fizz to it. and chugging it it almost immediately. was back up it's like listen we know. what you're doing I know what you're. here for if the scientists that could. create this thing and inject it with. 7,000 the percentage of what you need of. vitamin C in a day could they not just. make it taste halfway decent that'd be. very nice for them to do get back in the.
lab boys and girls I'm also not so sure. it even works I think it might be kind. of a placebo effect like you take it. it's like okay I know I'm gonna be. better in a couple hours I don't know if. it actually held open hurts I don't. think it hurts but us like when we go to. New York City it's kind of like when the. pilgrims came over and gave the Native. Americans all those diseases it's kind. of like what happens with us when we go. to New York City punchy's I don't even. know if we're allowed to talk about that. I used all the right words you did. didn't you. yeah Native Americans pilgrims I didn't. use the bad pilgrim word what's that.
white people speaking of white people. gambling on sports is a big time thing. that's about to take over the world this. weekend there is a stat that these two. games of 20-plus point spreads are what. dig you were reading it as only only one. other time in NFL history has there been. a weekend where there's been two games. of 20-plus points Brett's 20-plus points. obviously it's three scores the NFL. prides itself on parity and I think.
there's some stat like 80% of games or. 90% of games come down to one score. games all these conversations that. revolve around the NFL being a great. league is because of how close any given. Sunday could be hmm the Dolphins are. taken on a team that is not good at. football the Jets are on their fifth. quarterback the Jets as head coach have. no idea what's going on Lev Bell is I. guess he was not happy after the game.
for good reason he said both he and the. Steelers are in a better position I'd. argue that's not accurate I'd argue that. is not accurate the Browns drummed the. Jets on Monday Night Football and the. Jets by the way have no identity they. try to run the ball with levy on bail he. gets nothing they try to screen the. bottle levy on bail he gets nothing his. levy on bail making business decisions. and not risking it all no risk it no. biscuit with the way he plays football. is he not. hanging on as long as he used to because.
he knows that there's nothing on the. line anymore I don't know that's a. question to be had and would you blame. Le'Veon Bell if that was the case who. knows one as a Pittsburgh fan I'll admit. it I miss Lavvy on bail. I don't miss the other guy I miss. Le'Veon Bell is that strictly because of. how it's all going probably maybe. probably a little bit but to that point. on him not risking into biscuits there. was he was down to tear down 23 to 3 end. of the third quarter maybe beginning the. fourth and like you could tell there was. no chance they threw him a screen pass. to the left he made like 18 people miss.
and went all the way cross field. probably picked up 11 12 yards and that. showed me like that Le'Veon is gonna. play hard the entire game it doesn't. seem like he's gonna give up oh good for. levian but this upcoming weekend I think. the Patriots cover with no problem at. all I think what they are on a mission. to do this year is just bury people Tom. Brady just opened a TB 12. whatchamacallit Performance Center I. don't know what they're calling a. standard format center a performance. center in Boston I guess it's a second.
one red carpet. big time operation but Tom Brady I think. if you see the way he operates on social. media I think if you see the way he. handles himself on a football field he. is nowhere near done and he is. completely ok letting everybody know. that that's why I think they potentially. score 100 points this week so 11 times. the spreads been 20 plus in the history. of the NFL 2 & 9 are the favorites. covering but I think you'd have to be an. idiot to take either the Jets or the. Dolphins oh let's just look very risk. let's move to the Dolphins that Prescott.
still trying to get a massive contract. we already know we've talked about this. yesterday we talked about this before. Jerry Jones is waiting to negotiate with. that Prescott until he has a bad game. they the contract talks have been. delayed because no crap that has been. hot. there's no way Jerry's gonna negotiate. with them and whenever dak sees this. dolphins football team dead fish out of. water basically these dolphins you see. what I did yeah.
because dolphins are a water animal yes. they are anybody find snowflake yeah I. found him at the end. so fight stuff like why don't they do. that why don't they have an actual. dolphin kicking balls down there why. don't the dolphins die there should be. some sort of trick that they have with a. dolphin. you know PETA would come after my speed. always gotta be so upset about trying to. put an animal in a spotlight I don't. understand it what are they a dolphin is. a it's uh it's not a fish it's a very.
smart animal is it a fish I think it's. probably technically a fish it's a. porpoise er I mean it's a mammal it's a. mammal yeah it's a mammal. how come PETA is upset about a. professional franchise putting over a. mammal like that why would Peter get mad. yeah they'd want the the mammal yeah in. the spotlight yeah get a little shine I. watched that blackfish movie yeah turned. me against everything yeah yeah. Indianapolis Zoo and I had a great. relationship I watched that blackfish.
and I was like listen you need to stop. giving a life sentence all these animals. I was upset with them and then I started. like doing some research. hey like these Jews like they're keeping. some species in existence like there's a. lot of things that these the potential. captivity like helps out so now I'm. completely out of the conversation I. don't even talk about it but if if there. was a snowflake down to Miami Dolphins. Stadium I think that at least the season. ticket-holders would be able to get a. show from a mammal in the water instead. of watching their team just get blasted.
in the face every single weekend III. would like to make a petition to get a. fish down there kicking balls I would. like to make for the brand for the. Dolphins and for the world I would like. a snowflake like character down there on. the sidelines kicking balls with the. tail and the dorsal fin runner up I. would like that baby name it Brandon. maybe it's Brandi who is Brandi the. dolphin for the brand kicking dolphin. football guy anyways. Zak Prescott's going to dominate yeah I.
mean the deckhand Zeke Zeke hasn't had a. massive day yet right he's had a couple. touchdowns he's had a couple strong. yards but he hasn't opened up this. weekend if there's any prop bets on. Ezekiel Elliott. hammer the over this is gonna be one. where he is gonna feed he already got. his vacation in and Cabo Miami's not. going to distract him much he's gonna go. in there and. absolutely slaughter gum peas dolphins. this is uh this is this is a Heisman. game this is a stats patent game this is.
where you just get your stats up or or. because of that no because they all want. they all want to get paid so that's the. only issue if dak Prescott was already. paid. Ezekiel was already paid you look at. this game you're like I could sleep walk. through this thing but now since there. is a mission still for dak Prescott to. get his money I don't think he slips up. I think this is very easy for the Dallas. Cowboys to cover the 21 and a half. points Brett yeah so that's so many. points but a lot 21 and a half then.
nothing's starting a game for the Miami. Dolphins and they're still going to lose. how does that how does that even have. anything I read of Minka Fitzpatrick. good football player. so Mario Cooper's gonna get loose out. there yeah I mean Amar'e and dak are the. ones who have not been paid yet on the. team so maybe they just hooked up for 23. I think Marty's making like 17 million. or something like that yeah I mean he. did have some money coming over from the. Raiders doing just fine yeah people are. saying he's not getting paid like well. Marty's kind of relaxed with contract.
talk so how much is a good bait is that. not getting paid I mean I mean in. comparison to what punters make yeah. yeah seven you're like a seven-year run. their line I think it's cuz it's coming. up soon I'm not I'm talking straight out. of my butt right now but hey waiter way. to really those are that more. professionals I walked into a game one. time where I think the spread was large. and going in I knew we're gonna get.
slaughtered in the first regime for the. Indianapolis Colts I got a chance to. play quarterback against the defense. they wanted me to like be an athlete. yeah I respected and appreciated I would. play running back for the linebackers. during drills I'd give thudded up and. everything tackling drills I'd be in. there and to be honest I think it. actually made me a better football. player then whenever we'd run Skelly. against the defense I'd be the. quarterback they'd hold up a manila. folder in front of my face they'd be. like alright here's your first option. here's the second option here's a third. option check down here for and then we. would have scout team players running. running all the routes and I'd be.
playing against the starting defense and. I got pretty good I'm gonna be honest. that was all-time quarterback ever since. I was a kid because I was one of the. only kid. Zeca throw telephone pole - telephone. pole which is obviously a touchdown. everybody knows that street football. rules right I've always been able to. sling it always been able throat West. Virginia was able to throw it around a. little bit in practice but when I got to. the NFL I was like oh now with the big. boys am I gonna be able to handle it up. here yes it's practice. yes it's Kelly but I want to give a good. look for these boys so we have a chance. everybody knows in that two and fourteen. year whenever we were putrid at football.
and who knows attempting to win or not. players definitely were I got a chance. to play quarterback and we had a chance. to play the New Orleans Saints down in. New Orleans primetime television I. believe it was October 23rd 2011 it is I. have the game pulled up so that we can. practice I was running to scout team. quarterback against our Skelly defense. which is this a linebackers in secondary. no D line no offensive line so I could. sit back there all day no worries no. hurries no worries about Monday they.
instituted it Wednesday was first. practice and the Saints had this play. where all I had to do was look to the. left and then the scene was wide open. and Wednesday Thursday and Friday we ran. these practices and I might have thrown. and this is no understand I might have. thrown for 4,000 yards going into that. game against the New Orleans Saints they. at Drew Brees Jimmy Graham that was back. whenever they were humming humming.
humming I knew there was a chance we. were gonna lose by no less than 75. points and going on to the plane I was. even like talking to Vinatieri I was. like bro did you see what I did during. practice did you see what I was able to. do against this defense we ran a Tampa -. so the seams are just wide open and they. just so happened to have the seam on. lockdown that year. I told if anyone got on playing I'm like. Vinny this is not good we all saw what I. did let's assume that Drew Brees would. play quarterback in high school college.
and in the NFL is gonna do a little bit. better than me let's assume that my. success is nothing in comparison to what. Drew Brees will be able to do lo and. behold we lost 62 - 760 271 nothing. after the first quarter 62. and that was the only time in my life I. walked into a game where I was just like. well we're about to get blood game set. match I wonder if the Dolphins are.
starting to feel that way I wonder if. there's anybody on the Dolphins seems. it's just like ah there's a quarterback. that wants to get rich he hasn't really. been paid yet and now he's got to play. against us what everybody knows we stink. we just got rid of our best DB I got. Amari Cooper out there who's rich but. not that wealthy yet and Zeke hasn't had. a big game we are screwed I wonder if. there's anybody going in the game like. that because jump dude we talked to Joe. Thomas could play for the Browns forever. losing season after losing season he. said every year going into the season he. thought they were gonna want a Super. Bowl he said you just find a way inside.
of you to buy in to think you're gonna. win that Saints game was the first time. I was ever like well we're about to get. stopped by the Saints and we did and. I'll say this about the Superdome they. enjoyed it I mean that was a rhombic. atmosphere it was loud it was exciting. and I wonder if I wonder if the Jets or. dolphins or any players like that are. starting to feel that way because that's. a terrible feeling to have going into a. game by the way especially as a punter I.
mean every game I wanted to I knew I was. gonna win it or I could lose it but I. knew I wasn't gonna win it if we were. down by a bunch there was nothing there. was nothing I could do but that game in. particular I was like nothing I do. matters man drew win32 of 35 for 325 and. five touchdowns that's what I'm saying I. might have had the same numbers on. Thursday we're good to some Twitter. questions on the other side of the break. not a bad start here on this Thursday.
September 19th coming to you live from. New Orleans the University of Houston. Houston Cougars by the way that's a. little difficult because the owe you is. in both words there's the Cougars. Houston Cougars I'm doing my opening. from the field tonight. I can't wait to hear about that from the. field 98 degrees down and I'm just gonna. be sweating my balls off should be a. good time tonight though can't wait for. that on ESPN 8:00 a.m.
8 p.m. Eastern 8 p.m. Eastern Time it's. gonna be a blast. thanks for hospitality by the way both. Houston Cougars and the Tulane Green. Wave it should be a fun night tonight. let's get to some questions on the other. side of the break I got to go to the. bathroom since I can't say take a you're. listening to these.
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19th 2019 the first break we got a. chance to chat about how large the. spreads are and how I had a chance to. know that we were gonna get blasted in. the face by the Saints on October 23rd. 2011 I just went to the bathroom almost. didn't make it back in time but here we. are. apparently I mean let's hope the camera. adds 40 to 50 pounds by the way I look. like I'm 650 right now it is a bad deal.
I need to figure out how I'm not gonna. become Rex Ryan or Rob Ryan this. upcoming fall schedule one much worse. than the other it's Rex actually looks. good but hey Rob. have you seen pictures of Rob lately but. you know I always used to judge these. people that just became massive. individuals but this trip on the road. like what are we supposed to do last. night late night I was tired I looked at. the room-service menu I got a crab cake. po-boy had to do it got a bacon.
cheeseburger had to do it and then I saw. a Supra chocolate chip cookie Sunday had. to do it had to do it what else am I. supposed to do I'm alone I I ditched. your dinner we do know we typically try. to go out and go out to dinner on. Wednesday night yep and I've got like. three more games through this weekend so. I was like alright let me let me sit in. for the night I still ordered out yep I. ordered from a place called Mambo's okay.
those was great like nothing but I had. the New Orleans like sampler so it's. like let's send you a gallon of etouffee. let's send you a gallon of red beans and. rice and then I ordered the cake. the voice you were hearing there is a. man who is called over 1500 games from. what I'm being told is that knack we're. along over the course of an entire. career 15 hundred games play-by-play now. he is the Thursday Night Football on. ESPN play-by-play commentator with with.
the fine crew that I'm lucky enough to. be in the booth with me. Matt Hasselbeck but also he calls. numerous other things still I don't know. you never stop you seem to never stop. it's a weird time of year you're all. weird time of year you're always on the. road and everybody said you've lost. weight I don't know how you do it I have. no idea how you do honestly it's like I. gotta be looking for like meth popsicles. I have no you know if you feel I'm a. little jittery like pregame I think. that's you're the only one that can.
really see it everybody else I've hit it. from but you kind of like figured it out. very quickly and Adam pops for. presenting when you're calling games as. a play-by-play yes sir. which by the way everybody said before I. got the gig before I met you hey Adam. the next big play-by-play guy this guy's. the next big play-by-play guy nobody. knows what the limit is for Adam Amin. because he's the next big guy I was like. and then you saw me and you're like this. is not what I was expecting I mean they.
said big they didn't say tall you're. sure but it is you sound like a 6-3. white guy but when you're calling games. what are you trying to do you're just. trying to deliver a game that people at. home yeah can remain interested in. trying to inform okay trying to. entertain okay which I think so far so. good with all of us I think we've done. an okay job I'm not trying to Pat myself. on the back or lead people astray with. with their opinions of us I just I'm.
proud of what we've done so far and I. think my job is the but here's the. general line that I give people my job. is the who and the what your urine. Matt's job is the how and the why great. and those lines all blur at various. points of the broadcast but in general I. think that's what our jobs are well the. great news there is I don't have a clue. who any of these kids are and that is. gonna be a real challenge for me last. week I said two kids number I said the. wrong name a couple times and we just. kind of rolled with it because the refs. made the biggest mistake of the night so.
I didn't even look bad at all the rest. but like I think what people don't. realize is it's four hours of unscripted. orchestrated chaos yep like we can. orchestrate the brave you know coming. out of a break what are we gonna do. going to break what are we gonna do we. got this story between. and in the next series we can we can. orchestrate that a little bit but we. don't know what's gonna happen so we. can't dictate exactly how we're gonna. call the game or what's gonna happen so. III think of it as a wild wild Symphony.
of sorts you know that's like that's the. really like highbrow way to look at it. we really want to we really want to look. at it like that. we are the maestro's of this really. weird symphony how does that sound. I've questioned the purpose of maestro's. for a long time you have and that's. because I've been I've never been around. anybody with I said no word it everybody. like all you guys's I just went back. there like oh yeah because I am a big. I'm a big maestro guy because that guy. just dabs on hose just has a good -. seems like a hoe dabber yeah it does a.
little bit of a hole where she you're. just having a good time up there they're. just dancing with the music I've always. thought like I could do that I have zero. musical ability but that guy up in the. front that girl up in the front I could. pull that off and then I was like that's. the most talented person in the entire. thing turns out more often than not. that's fairly accurate I've actually had. maestro's come up to me and say that. they've heard my slander and they do not. appreciate it so like this all the. maestro things is a very touchy subject.
with our got me into some trouble in. those highbrow communities I know. granite they're not really tuning into. this show to begin with but well what if. they're flipping through on their way to. 88 7 you know the jazz station or. whatever it is we're very close and then. all of a sudden you you know you flip on. this show and you're like well no this. man has me a little intrigued I don't. know what accent that would that was. terrible but I try to be I was trying to. class it up we really didn't have to. don't do extra Adam don't do more than. you need to this is your buddy show this.
little self-analysis trying to I'm like. trying to get myself a pep talk hey I. want to say this Adam. something went wrong right before. halftime last year last week I saw a. little fire out of the kid Adam Amin was. not happy with whatever was happening. and I saw that it's when a quarterback. you know like when the quarterback of a. team sees something happen and they have. to go like right up to the top and say. hey this can't happen. I want a little Rodgers on on the floor. a little bit yeah I went a little bit. wrong I'm not saying I was all out I'm. saying I went a little.
on our Matt Lafleur hey let's not say. Rogers would ever do that to Matt. Lafleur by the way we know we don't. paint that wewe don't paint that image. around here Aaron Rodgers loves Matt. Lafleur from what I'm being told he does. and if if Lafleur needed it then Rogers. is probably the guy to get it to it was. a little bit of a spicy spicy. conversation before half last week but. you know when you're up 21 oh and then. you don't score another point there's. probably could be some spicy. conversations well we were up 2100 I. think going in half oh yeah you're I'm. sorry flawless first half not only the.
players on the field but also us. broadcasting and and Adam had to let. somebody have it because these are. things that you don't know about. broadcasting I have no idea what's. happening most of the time I can't look. at screens cuz it's a little bit of a. delay operation so I'm just looking at. the field and then all of a sudden. voices will just pop in my head I have. no idea who they are and they're not. necessarily on the air but they're. trying to do other stuff in the. background like as the maestro knows. yeah sometimes he's got to interject. with something from the studio or maybe. like Molly's taping an interview or.
something like that and suddenly those. sound filters in and it's like if you're. sitting at home and you're wearing. headphones pretend like try to talk to. somebody while you're listening to. something and trying to focus on it it's. not an easy thing to do and that's one. thing the broadcasters and Pat has. figured this out very quickly you have. to condition yourself very fast you guys. all understand that because you're in a. no we don't I'm like a dog on the front. yard if something does buy them I'm bar. tonight so anytime I hear another voice. in my head I'm like I have to.
acknowledge that if people just heard it. happen so molly was doing an interview. with the coach before going into half. and we were gonna air it after our throw. to the break I guess in Molly's full. interview was happening in my ear while. we were talking so I thought at home. people are watching just a complete. cluster like they're just hear us. talking and you don't want to look bad. because you're you're sent you're gonna. making a good point going to halftime. and then all of a sudden Molly's talking. so you're gonna be well Pat's like I. don't want it now I feel like an idiot. I'm the I'm one of the rookies here and. now I'm I'm the guy who's talking over. somebody else for no reason and now he.
you are under the impression that you. had done something where you clearly had. done nothing wrong what I go alright. [Laughter]. Giada I thought that was that was could. I can I use a word here yeah I thought. that was adorable that was kind of. adorable. can people hear the game I got rejected.
from broadcast boot camp three times. like the NFL one that they do yeah they. let everybody in there they let people. that can't talk. the people who rocks for brains in there. you could be on a practice squad for six. years never see the field during regular. season it come on in we need you guys. I've been rejected three times the first. time they said send us a reel of your. stuff so I sent them my hour-and-a-half. stand-up comedy sentiment I sent of my. stand-up they're like not this year.
maybe next year so then the next year I. had done some more local work I cut it. up myself I'm like I better be on my. merit sending in no response and then. just this last year they said we're. gonna reach out to you to get you in. there no response so I've been rejected. literally three times from the broadcast. boot camp same one by the way Jason. Witten went to Booker mcFarland and. basically any other commentator from the. NFL that you know if you're new like if. you're a new NFL commentator like when. the last five years you've been to that. brought everybody everybody they bring.
everybody into nets cuz it always gets. written about like once a year you know. the sports business journal or something. like this year's broadcast boot camp and. like list off the names I get to blame. Halloween like a Hollywood party or. something like that so that's why I have. this chip on my shoulder Adam it's me. versus the world well oh you got you got. us now you got you got all of us now. yeah we got a boy sure huh I was told. last week to interject a little bit more. football knowledge so but by the way. this is my I uh I was telling you this I. some dogs for me on Sunday so I got I.
got jacked up cuz I was I got we had Ram. Saints on radio this past week we're. like oh this is gonna be great. Brees gets hurt I had two weeks ago they. assigned me New England New York and I'm. like okay fine. divisional game Brady against Arnold. we'll have some fun they've been close. games the last couple years I've called. a handful of them and now we're down to. hold on it's never done to Luke Falk. it's a 21 and or 22. and 1/2 points which might be might be a. vault and I've called NFL games since. 2012 that's mine eighth year of calling.
NFL games and I'm probably called 60 or. 70 of them at this point that might be. the biggest point spread of any NFL game. I've ever caught in are you gonna. acknowledge that are you gonna walk in. and be like welcome to MetLife Stadium. and then hit you with the points it's in. New England yes Plus touchdown favorites. the New England Patriot you know but. here's the thing in the in the old day. like not even that old like the older. days and I think Al Michael still does.
this pretty well on Sunday nights that. was like I had that was the first thing. that people like brent musburger would. come on the NFL today anybody like you. know because he would the you are. looking live thing is legendary because. he wanted to let gamblers know that. these are the actual conditions as we as. we sit right now he did it wasn't just. kind of like a cool catchphrase thing. which it became obviously especially for. college football when he was the the. main announcer but it was to let. gamblers know hey by the way guys this. is actually like what's happening this.
rain is real right now looking live that. flag is blowing 400 miles an hour so if. you got so if you like the kickers make. sure you take you know whatever it is. but that was that was a little a little. nod to the game or so he'd open up the. show by basically saying the Chicago. Bears are a four touchdown favorite. today against the Washington Redskins as. you look you're looking live at Soldier. Field in Chicago whatever it may be are. you allowed is there any thought at all. because I don't even enjoy saying it.
like you just said there Washington. Redskins and just flowed right out of. your mouth it was at any time in your. life where you're like I'm not allowed. to say the name of a team no one's ever. said that to me and and my basic basic. basic philosophies listen I do I love. the name now but it's their name and so. you can do and there's somebody as soon. as you tell me hey we're not calling. them the Washington Redskins anymore. done you won't ever hear the word out of. my mouth literally nothing you can do. about it I just were word conduits man. like what you tell me what the kid's.
name is I'm gonna pronounce the kid's. name that way you tell me what the team. name is what the team colors are it's. kind of our job just to be a conduit for. for whoever's watching or listening well. we won't make you talk about the. Patriots Jets 22 and a half spread maybe. we can talk about the Dodgers and. Rockies that have to do tomorrow where. the Dodgers are 40 games over in the. Colorado. I guess there's like thirty games you're. calling Dodgers Rockies that's my game. tomorrow yeah so Colorado in LA so. you're going straight from straight from. here to Saul wake up and so here's. here's you'll like this our schedule in. the next two weeks you're mine at least.
this week we're obviously in New Orleans. Friday morning I fly to Los Angeles I'll. do Dodgers Rockies with Rick Sutcliffe. and Jess Mendoza tomorrow night it's all. good I guess you've done baseball people. I hate and then Saturday morning LA to. Boston fly across countries but Sunday. afternoon we got the Jets Patriots game. next week we're gonna have a good time. or in Memphis next week I got I got I I. think we're just got to blast that. yesterday while we're not allowed oh.
that's right because we can't. quote-unquote clear it well I don't even. know if I'm allowed to do it I just. always do you have to pay a royalty to. our Westwood one radio stations well you. guys go to how many I mean you guys have. a heck of a network that you're being. distributed to that's a fact. very impressive yeah so many people just. a slew of humans. just man streaming globally yeah so it's. so yeah you might have to hit a little. royalties we we go the wrong direction.
if I sound which most of the time I do. when I sing I sound exactly like the. song you know we're gonna we're gonna. end up karaoking one night I think just. like just that's like a group bonding. activity or a group a we really need to. get out of this meeting let's go karaoke. when I say this I mean this when I. karaoke oh yeah the crowd rises all I. ask is that you give it the intended. energy that it was never heard my choice. of song they do it but it's energized. what's your what's your go to Ricky.
Martin cup of life oh yeah a little bit. and you go you get a little bit of hips. do a little double a little bit of and. then you're just way double gun yeah. you're just waiting to get to the. [Music]. now we already Martin a lot of money I'm. sorry yeah you know what he doesn't get. the money he ripped off the soccer champ. that's not fair at all let's not attack. Ricky Martin after we just potentially. stole from me I'm a UH I have a couple.
you have to go the crowd favorite go. with a crowd pleaser something that. everybody can get involved in that's. always good I'm a big I like juicy by. notorious b.i.g. oh you're rapping well no I mean that's. one that's probably to go to rap song. see you again she come out my Chicago. boy likes it hello Chicago aspect called. a veto yesterday I think Goodfellas came. out this date in 1990 by the way I mean. if we're going to just cuz you said veto. and all of a sudden I thought about that. happy birthday - uh Goodfellas great.
movie - don't talk like a pirate day. Zito please he drank it drop his mic. good. thank you Mike look at his face for. approval oh yeah I mean xeno yeah this.
look at his face for it's like please. approve of what I just did. speaking of approval Jalen Ramsey this. is why I think tonight there's another. football game on - there is this. evenings football by the NFL Network TEF. on NFL Network gonna get sued for that. one Ricky Martin Elvis no walking in. Memphis who's that no idea who knows and.
now the NFL probably I think Jalen. Ramsey instead of the complete opposite. where he's gonna quit on the team I. think he's gonna do the complete. opposite I think he's gonna ball out. he's an elevator in an Atlanta game in. an attempt to like basically look at a. camera at one point and say please come. get me like to some team like I think. it's gonna be like that now granite Doug. Marrone has come out and said that the. two have settled the difference which by. the way also bodes well for the. Jacksonville Jaguars tonight if they. are still looking to move Jalen and.
Jalen still looking to get out of there. look for him to have a big night on. prime-time television here against. Mariota who could potentially throw one. up to him a couple times and I think the. Jacksonville Jaguars tonight come out of. here with a pretty pretty big win in the. division personally that's the shark in. you you looked at the line. you saw that it's only a one point. spread and everyone saw the time error. of the Titans blowout Cleveland and then. lose a close close game with the coal -. everyone thinks they're still good so. everyone's high what is that. shot across the bow just a quick it.
wasn't you did and I'm not saying I'm. not saying it you were intending for it. to be but it sounded like a little bit. everyone thinks Jacksonville is still. Jacksonville so they want you to be like. oh the Titans are gonna win by one. easily and then the Jags. sneak one out this caesars company rakes. in four point eight five billion dollars. a year dates do but let's assume that. the people over in that Sin City over. there in the desert where I can't go. anymore I'm 32 years old I said 31.
yesterday and the reason why I got my. own age wrong is probably because of a. trip to Vegas in the past I can't go out. there anymore I just can't do you wonder. what the residual impact is it's you. know six years later when he forgets how. old is that's that's what happens we. don't think about that you think about. that some people don't come back from. that you think about the two-week. hangover you don't think about the six. years down whenever you forget how old. you are whenever you're not in the. national radio you and I you you and I. are the same age and we're I'm done yeah. I'm not going back no I'm not going back. for anything other than oh hey you got a.
work trip. like I would last I went in March her. name stayed in my hotel room the entire. time other than to go do the game didn't. step foot I can't do it yeah cuz you're. sitting in your hotel room and you know. in the basement there's an opportunity. to go win a billion dollars and then. once you get down there you lose and. then they start pumping you with drinks. and oxygen and then all of a sudden. there's so many opportunities to go do. whatever you want to do especially if. you're a grossly overpaid kicker of. balls that's just a place I can't go to. it I can't come back from this it's. literally an answer to like something.
terrible happens like the worst thing. ever like oh yeah Baba's mom is in a. coma and it's literally using Vegas. [Laughter]. you see The Hangover he brings though he. brings that like like a heat like. perfect car back in awful condition just. Pat's him on the shoulder excuse. hey dawn is it a coma well it's exactly. how a a dog would have wanted to go. frankly it's exactly how she would but.
that city out there they're doing. something right because there's numerous. humans making a lot of money over there. and it's normally not the people from. Indianapolis Indiana that are going. there making the money so if Vegas wants. me to bet on something there's a reason. and once you start diving deeper into. the personalities of it all I think. honestly the Jacksonville Jaguars get a. win tonight so you don't even have to. watch the game you can watch Thursday. Night Football on ESPN with play-by-play.
commentator the little man wearing the. tank top on the casting couch Adam Amin. and that's a good setup for the rest of. my career or the following career that. I'm gonna deal with after I get my bonus. job Adam you you do have the look I mean. Gardner Minshew. also tonight 1 million bucks son is. enroute Tim we got him by the way next. week. I got Jaguars the Broncos the week after. so I'm gonna get to see the mustache in. person again. I hope he's good soon you need to show.
up in that outfit the outfit he came off. the plane with with like the deep V and. the red look like you would kill that on. a night one of these games let's do that. it was a do birthday I do believe a a. deep dope liver Adam you sticking around. here you love stick around I got nothing. going up very nicely. somebody should learn the kids names for. tonight though just won't let you know. that because I don't we'll get to. Twitter questions I got it from our. friend Vito happy birthday to Goodfellas. you're listening to the Pat 90 show.
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many calls your weaknesses are your. strengths early that's my weakness my. biggest strength really is the weakness. that is my greatest strength like I feel. like Michael Scott an interview right. now so I've never had to actually go. through an interview in this business oh. yeah I always just get signed have you. had to sit down with like execs and like. not for here I swear like it's so weird. isn't it like it this is a completely. crazy kind of shape this is a show. business adjacent like business I think. of it there's no way I know what that.
means it's it's it's not like I don't I. don't send in a resume like I got hired. at ESPN through like an intermediary so. it's like an agent essentially gotcha. but it's they I never met like with an. executive they're like yeah we'll use. them and I got hired pretty good move. now other than other jobs like I've had. to sit down like would meet with people. and they're like yeah we just want to. make sure you we want to make sure. you're not a serial killer if you are a. kitchen appliance or kitchen appliance. would you be I think I'm just gonna go. with the egg beater I don't think that's. a utensil no I'm saying the the thing.
with the whisk I don't have another wish. yeah yeah that thing so I feel like I. feel like I I do make a lot of cookies. err trying to set up the base I'm trying. to lay the foundation Wow listen I I. came up with that on the spot I don't. know if it was a good answer all right. I'm hoping it's a good answer but I came. up with that just you know it doesn't. matter what your answer is. it's your reasoning behind it that you. can come up with on the spot because now. you find out whether or not the person. it's got rock for brains or if they are.
they're stitch or a cell right I'm the. electrical outlet in the kitchen I don't. think that's an appliance I don't think. that is what major and major purpose sir. but oh yeah my big thing is I think I'm. the microwave you know cuz I'm a. checkers player not chess player I like. right now and I'm gonna get it hot I'm. gonna die like that and who knows if I'm. causing any radiation problems or not. but go ahead and just put some stuff. inside of me and I'll come out better. you know strong euphemism moment or.
hashtag Pat Mac if you show live get. involved in the show what do you got. veto alright from choked the hippo. what's the weirdest ritual you have. however say that seeing a kicker have. okay choke the hippo I'm not sure if. that's similar to the chicken that got. choked but happy for the guy I'm. assuming that's a man by the way I don't. think that is I don't think any woman. would get on social media and say choke. the hippo that might be sexist to me to. think the men are the only dumb ones on. Twitter but I think that's a dude what.
was the question again see no cuz you. pow what's the weirdest ritual you have. ever seen a kicker have okay this is an. easy one here Matt Stover kick for the. Baltimore Ravens for a long time. arguably second greatest kicker of his. generation behind Adam Vinatieri he. kicked in the NFL for 20-some years when. finitary my rookie year couldn't kick. anymore cuz he had hip surgery at knee. surgery but they didn't put him on IR. cuz they wanted him to come back for a. playoff run because we're very good that. year that was a year we were completely. undefeated till we chose to lose to the.
Buffalo Bills they know the New York. Jets and the Buffalo Bills Adam. Vinatieri was a guy that was beloved by. the Indianapolis Colts organization but. he just couldn't go cuz he had numerous. surgeries so they brought in a guy named. Matt Stover and everybody knows who Matt. Stover is in a kickin community in the. NFL they showed at least the guy did a. lot of really good things I had a chance. to hold for his workout he actually had. to do a workout for the Colts to see if. he still had it cuz he had been out of. the league so it's me Justin snow and. the entire Colts organization in the. indoor facility watching Matt Stover.
kick and I learned on the first one that. Matt Stover has a full conversation with. the Jesus Christ before everything so I. mean if you're gonna talk to somebody. probably because I guess a high level. exact. so to speak I guess I guess that's a. good guy to talk to. so what I learned throughout that season. with him is not only was he very. successful very intelligent a good. kicker and all these things what I. learned was he had built up 20 years. worth of rituals that have kind of taken.
over his entire life almost like this. shoe on first before this shoe outside. this shingle not just that not just. while he's gonna kick you're seeing all. the way back to the locker rooms his. prep well everything when he's kicking. in the net in the net on a sideline he's. yelling things and then I'll never. forget it was a big time kick we get out. there and for some reason something. wasn't clicking for him and he was like. saying come on Matt to himself back. there and like thank you Jesus in this. whole thing. and I said are you ready and he didn't. answer me and I look back I said are you.
guys ready back here and I thought I'd. get a good pop out of him. and he just said yes then he made the. kick obviously and I think that was the. thing that was interesting to me and it. was it it was my rookie year and that. was when I made it a full decision that. I was not gonna pick up any rituals. because Matt Stover was an incredible. kicker but it almost felt like he was. dependent on ya like he had a lot going. on and I'm like man I don't want that at. all Vinatieri was a complete opposite. we'll be back on the other side of the. break you're listening to the Mexico.
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gonna cover em hmm we talked about why. the Jacksonville Jaguars are gonna win. on this evenings football game it down. in Jacksonville we talked about that's. about it that's about all we got to talk. about Matt Stover a little bit a lot of. it a lot of behind the scenes for in the. booth stuff and Adam Amin has joined us. a man who has played I played over 1,500. games and his tenure with the ESP in the. last eight years. he is the play-by-play guy if you listen. to Thursday Night Football on ESPN. tonight alongside me and Matt Hasselbeck. with Molly McGrath on the field it.
should be a good one here the Green Wave. taking on the Houston kids I just like. saying Cougs are you gonna say oh we. have to I mean it's it's it's part of. the part of their brand so to speak. there's a lot of chatter online about. how long it's gonna take for me to go. houston we have a problem so I think III. what I will I I think it's gonna be a. close game tonight I should be. competitive game so I think if you can. hold back to just the right time cuz I.
don't I don't want you to let it go to. or leagues I do feel like we're gonna. get a good game because I do want to. hear you say it if it's close if it's. like a really good game late well I'll. tell you what if the refs blow another. call I'll say it then to say I don't. think there's any shame and you saying. it out on seven eight times yeah it's. one way or the other right if you're. gonna say it one time let's do it in. like the prime moment otherwise let's. just go I see this role how many times. they're gonna hate it. oh my god I'm gonna have the old college. football heads tweeting ESPN I don't.
know who the raspy voice smoking guy is. in. buthe he needs to get over the houston. we have a problem. I don't know that gruff 49 year old is. in the booth Zito went through the. Twitter to get some questions for us at. the end of the hour there choke the. hippo asked an intriguing question about. rituals before games talked about what. Matt Stover did in baseball which you're. calling a baseball game on Friday night. and I very much understand that our show. is on the zone so there's some baseball.
shows but a large majority of the world. could give less than a damn about. baseball I think if it's talked about. sure but baseball seems to be the home. of a lot of rituals big time these. superstitions lot of superstitions have. you seen any that yet that you've heard. about any legendary superstition. tales that you've heard over your. pictures especially like pitchers are. really like if you go in the day before. a game that a pitcher is gonna pitch so. like Clayton Kershaw we have Clayton. Kershaw on Friday night if the Dodgers. were playing tonight tonight would be. the night that you would actually go. talk to Clayton Kershaw cuz on game days.
pitchers won't starting pitchers will. talk to you like they've got very. specific rituals about what they do like. here's my warm-up routine early in the. day here's how I put like a lot of these. guys are like I put put my socks on in a. particular way I put my my pants on in a. certain way I have to put this thing on. my right wrist I got this on my left. wrist but while I'm warming up for the. game I got this glove for the pregame I. got this glove for the game they're very. specific about I'm a professional. baseball player everybody knows I played. a right fielder a professional baseball.
game got paid for it never played. baseball as an amateur only as a. professional and I think I even picked. up something funny to like you can't you. can't argue it he was a you were a. quarterback in the NFL I can't argue. that more than once more than once I. can't argue that in the first hour we. told a story about how I played. quarterback in Skelly the 2011 season. and I was supposed to act like I was. drew Brees so like all those shorter got. a different helmet and I threw for 3,000.
yards technically were playing against. them I knew we're gonna get slaughtered. turns out we did 62 7da ner and the. Superdome we lost. knew it goin in there asked the question. if the Miami Dolphins. players or Jets players have let that. even seek into their mind there's no way. they can let that happen because you. have to have the belief that you're. gonna want to. going into a game or it could be. potentially dangerous I think if you're. not all in but as a professional. baseball player when I was out there I. think what I picked up with some. superstitions too every third at-bat I. would break my thumb really traditional.
stuff that we're talking about yeah I. just I figured that was the best way for. me to become a really good baseball. player and I was so thankful that the. pitcher threw a 91 mile an hour fastball. a little bit inside and that job Jimmy. outside a muscle through it luckily was. warm out if it was cold that thought. might have just fallen right off yeah. which by the way maybe picked that up as. a superstitious thumb drew brees. probably wishes that that could have. happened before Aaron Donald's hand just. went in there by the way. surgery for Drew Brees went perfect dr.
Steve shin showed up pin showed out. we're not never a doubt do you think. after like you're like you guys have to. a good game you know go to locker room. high-fives hey great job you know let's. let's go get a good dinner or whatever. do you think these guys after a good. surgery low go into the room they're. like oh crush that elbow reconstruction. bro I was on get up I crushed that Tommy. join a lot of people might have done. Tommy John ain't nobody do what I just. did with that Thomas Lee oh don't forget. Steve's the king of the Tommy John hey.
Steve shooting that guy if you need a. thumb you go that's what it's like. though if you need a thumb you go to it. we're on we're on ESPN get up and I'm. sitting there next slide a little real. good real quick with the black fit. pretty good that's cuz I'm so fat I'm. surprised I don't just wear all black. every day like I'm Johnny Cash too hot. out man that you can't get down here in. the Bayou I mean I wore gray that's an. aggressive deserves too thick I'm about. to start sweating through this thing. thank you for that that means a lot but. I won't get up or whatever cool show by.
the way those studio shows at ESPN are. just a different animal by the way a guy. named Jamie Horowitz basically started. that whole battle thing now he's at the. zone obviously but that that recipe in. there is one that is gonna work probably. four til the end of time here's the take. what do you think what do you think. let's move forward here's a take what do. you think what do you think let's move. forward and you have like one of the. best you have the Stockton of talk show. host mike Greenberg in the middle of it.
who. just so smooth I mean he's just so good. when I was watching the teleprompter as. he was reading about the Drew Brees. thing and that dr. Steve shin got his. name and a teleprompter like three four. times I'm like what a Steve [ __ ]. who is Steve shin HJ and to get his name. all over this thing that was a real like. who is this guy working on to do this. because his name was out there out Delta. and then the next day Sean Payton was. like we're getting uh I know everybody. said mr. Shindo was the guy but we're.
getting a second opinion there is no. timetable set and then all of a sudden. this morning they're like nope surgery. went perfect out there and dr. Steve. Sheen's house and they're thinking he's. gonna be ahead of schedule they will not. put him on I are destined to return. because I do believe and I might be off. a week or two but you have to sit out at. least eight weeks if you're on that. eight-week stretch right yeah they're. thinking he's gonna be back probably. quicker than six weeks that's good for. the Saints down here and and by you. that's good for everybody. I'm still excited to see if they put in. Taysom Hill or Teddy Bridgewater III. think they should let Taysom Hill get it. at least the package in there at least a.
couple plays keep the team on their on. their heels a little bit and then let. Teddy Bridgewater get loose Teddy and. when we were calling the game like they. didn't take much off the off the table. like Teddy was pretty much given the. reins of an offense that didn't look. listen is it executed differently or the. checks a little bit different it's. probably a little bit smoother with Drew. cuz he's been in the offense forever. since off decade and a half at this. point but I thought they did it they. actually let Teddy get a decent amount. of play like I'm still gonna let Mike. Thomas go downfield I'm still gonna give.
him an opportunity to throw intermediate. routes I'm still gonna have Kamara as a. great safety valve is to check down like. that the offense looked like a New. Orleans off and it just wasn't executed. like we expect I would argue this it was. like when Payton was a quarterback for. Brett Favre as the quarterback Drew. Brees hasn't missed a game since high. scores oh my god he had the surgery may. be a champion yeah like it like he. hasn't missed missed a game I think. since like huh since high school unless. he was hurt I mean that just came out.
first you want to take a vacation during. the season pretty pretty stand-up guy. there's a lot of guys there like week. nigh though like guys I need a day you. go for a week I'll be I'll be back I'm. going to Cabo just. for a few days just for a few days. Roethlisberger's normally that guy put. the boot on me let's take your pill but. but your breeze is an Iron Man almost of. sorts and I think it's because he was. undersized he had a chip on his shoulder. that everybody thought he was weak or. something like that and he's been this. Iron Man of a quarterback so Sean Payton.
I mean you're only preparing for okay. let's Drew Brees maybe you have a little. square on your play calling sheet like. if something happens this is how we're. gonna go Don this is how the ship's. gonna go down we'll keep playing to. music I guess but I don't think they. were prepared at all for either Teddy or. Taysom and I think this week Sean Payton. has a big brain man Sean Payton is an. incredible football coach I think he'll. be able to figure it out I just hope for. the sake of football that they let paste. and mil get out there and get loose. because I think he's a special package. there I think he's a wild cat guy who's.
also tough though I think he's. incredibly tough he's like a fullback. mentality I'm saying that strictly. because he is a white man and I think. got a lot of Mike Alstott in him when I. was the first first one its nails for. breakfast he's a first guy and last guy. out coaches son always gonna have a high. high motor and a high football IQ no but. really I think that would help Teddy. Bridgewater out if you just couldn't. move Teddy Bridgewater out to wide. receiver then bring him back I think. they did that would rubriz a tasty meal.
I think it would be smart to do that but. who I am NOT a head coach in the NFL. especially not one that won the. Superbowl against the Indianapolis coach. stupid Saints getting four and a half at. Seattle isn't interesting yeah is it. interesting do you know if they went. home from LA or did they stay in. California all week I think they. actually did go home. uh-huh I think the Saints came back here. it's hot here I think that's something. needs to be talked about it is very hot. here thick thick with two C's three. maybe I dig it's it's borderline three.
I'm excited to see what they do we. talked about this yesterday Russell. Wilson is a guy that I wish if I ever. have a son named dr. Midas or Atlas. whatever I slipped by the goalie there. it was Sam that I can get her to say yes. to. I hope my kid is half the gentleman that. Russell was of us. I hope my kid has an eighth of the. athleticism. there was a mess I hope my kid earns a.
tenth of what Russell Wilson has but man. there's something about him that just. makes me wanna I'm so glad I Mak him in. the ma I can't really have you always. had a problem cuz I cuz I know when we. started this I feel like when I did this. this whole thing they're doing right now. you were like come on take it easy and. Russ but I feel like I've infiltrated. your brain you have I think there's a. lot of buildup for I think what's gonna. be a big punch like a big gut punch all.
of a sudden I can't read you've missed. it cause you don't have headphones on. Tai set in the back there but it's it is. honestly every time I watch them I'm. like this guy can't you can't be this. perfect you can't end everything with go. Hawks you can't say the right answer to. everything you can't be this guy that. has almost drama all around him without. him even knowing it and just be this. perfect quarterback in the fourth. quarter every single time you can't I. had the same thought about Tim Tebow I. was like Tim Tebow I was in college the.
same time as Tim Tebow I respected. everything Tim Tebow did I loved the way. he played football but every time he. talked I was like come on this guy come. on I can't I can't with this guy and. then you meet him and he's exactly could. not be the night maybe the nicest guy. you've ever ball time and Russell roll. is a very very similar. stat like a similar stature in their. pony that's you can't hear time it just. took a shot at Russell Wilson but I've. never met Russell Wilson but every time. I see him on TV I'm like this dude is. the perfect human he can't be he's a.
great stepdad all of a sudden okay. future teachers kid futures future is a. bright one with Russell Wilson pulling. strings there everything he does is just. perfect and he's great on the football. field all of a sudden that defense was. supposed to be the thing that led to. Seattle Seahawks all the success they. get rid of everybody Earl Thomas is. flipping everybody off on the way out. doesn't like the way it happened Richard. Sherman loud get out everything like. that this is your team Russell and. somehow Russell Wilson has still. remained a great football player and in. my eyes I'm like there's no way this. dude can be like this I don't understand.
it he's. he's gonna be the perfect coach later or. on TV it'll be you know yes better. probably hire him that's why he's one of. those guys or it's like he's gonna have. a great future regardless of what he. decided like you always say that about. guys like it's like these guys I enjoy. whenever they get broken off hundreds of. millions of dollars and they're like you. should see how successful he is in. business afterwards it's like what does. he really need to be just bought 30. million dollars in apartments and I.
guess it's smart what he's done but he. was born on third base in the business. world he wasn't born there he earned. there earned his way to the business. world I mean yeah but every once in a. while I'll hear these ex athletes are. like he's an incredible businessman he. bought 200 chick-fil-a franchises and. they are all doing listen listen by the. way this is what I've always wanted to. do cuz I think that like I've always. wanted to own like a franchise cuz I.
think it's just a great business. investment like but do you know how much. that costs for like the head like that's. like a million dot if you want to. McDonald's like a million dollar. franchise fee I've looked into it. chick-fil-a you have to work there for. at least one year I just didn't have the. time I looked into you can you just work. in the fryer for a year and then be like. hey I'm gonna buy this hey I can do that. I love you make that jump I looked into. a Dairy Queen delicious I wanted to. franchise a Dairy Queen strictly because. where I was living didn't have a Dairy. Queen and I wanted Oreo blizzard extra. extra extra Oreo just one time he wanted.
one particular night yeah this was back. when I was young and very dumb and I was. probably on a lot of vitamins and I. started scouring the internet like 2:00. 3:00 a.m. about well they don't have a. Dairy Queen here fornicated I'll do it. myself I'll buy it turns out it is quite. a pricey investment and then they say. the failure rate pretty high you have to. own like 10 to 15 franchises for you to. really make any money and I'm like you. know what we should play quarterback. just can't do that at punter I just. can't do it right now but the franchise.
business is one I think a lot of people. have experienced a lot of success I mean. you take somebody else's model and I go. and pay for it and they just plop it. down in a place where they need it seems. patient location location business. advice do you still have to be able to. motivate your people you start. be able to keep everything in line you. still have to have a good account you. have to there is a good business sense. but boy when I hear about these people. who have hundreds of millions of dollars. being great business can you believe. that this type of investment worked out. stunner in the business world a stunner.
in the business world a stunner that our. show is still in the air you guys are. awesome four more thank you hey we have. a good time in it buddy it's this gonna. sound bad to you and probably all of. ESPN that's listening all week I got. about seven thousand things that happen. in my life. I'm just running around with a fire. extinguisher Diggs loves this song he's. dancing kpop baby by the way we love the. kpop this is k-pop. if you're in Korea and you're listening. we love what you guys do with the music.
we'll take all of bts's fans that'd be. great subscribe to the zone. we appreciate use our link but all week. basically just run around with a fire. extinguisher right like today the other. radio show she's dropping out every 15. minutes there's nothing you can do about. it oh great. perfect I'll just sit here and sit on. that when I get to those football games. it's like a vacation oh absolutely I'm. like y'all feel that way I promise you. we all feel the way though all the work.
leading up to it not only and I'm not. even counting for all the good work you. guys put into this but all the work. leading up to the the game that's worth. work this is like once we get to tonight. that's one time that's the time we get. to anyway so much fun in it I walked in. there and Matt I think he's putting a. lot more pressure on himself strictly. cuz he's a quarterback and it feels like. he has to maybe that's a ritual thing. maybe that's how he kind of gets himself. psyched up for all these things that he. does all right let me beat the hell out. of myself mentally he does though I. think he's been you relax on that last. one I think he'll continue to relax a.
little bit cuz I think he feels. obligated to make up for me for anything. I don't know because he went to bat for. me to get in that booth but once we get. rolling in there I have so much fun I. blast so much fun blast rested today. will be a good one - we'll give you some. locks things you're getting locks for. the people today not right now but on. the other side for tonight's games you. also 18 quarterbacks are 26 years of age. or younger starting this weekend that's. the first time that's happened. since the year I was born 1987 I have a.
theory on that I think that number is. only gonna continue to grow. we'll dive into that here's some Korean. pop you're listening to the Pat McVie. show. [Music].
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watching that was a little kpop that you. heard there in the background we have a. new segment we'd like to launch right. now we have a kid named Ryan Bromley. that is our point guy from the zone that. works for us he used to work in the hot. take taking takes world and every. morning he comes in and basically just. says like a lot it takes today a lot of. takes today he loves the take land and. so we were actually gonna do a segment. now called takes from take land with.
Ryan Brumley so Pat who's got more to. prove on Sunday night Baker Mayfield or. Aaron Donald oh great question Aaron. Donald defensive MVP omen so much to. prove so much approve anything else. who's under more pressure on Sunday. Patrick mahomes or Lamar Jackson this is. like a generator you basically kids like. Bob in one phrase and two names and see. what bites like a Mad Libs four takes so. Brumley Ryan Brahman who is more of the.
goat Tom Brady LeBron James anything. with jay-z Lil Wayne you got anything. there that's the same that's the same. argument as LeBron at Michael he's got. through who's got the better catalog no. just in every locker oh just okay every. locker room it's Michael Jordan. LeBron would you rather have for one rap. jay-z or will Wayne and that's takes. from you need to throw one pass to win. the Super Bowl who are you taking.
people have made millions of dollars off. of what he just did right there millions. and millions and millions I love the. camera shot that by the way just just. cut back to it and there was nothing. there except I had to move I was dodge. duck dip dive and dodge it out of his. way then the box truck isn't exactly. conducive to getting all the right shots. before he wants a break I mentioned well.
how long were we on before we knew we. were on like a minute or so minute no. that's a great sure you're just. streaming kpop yeah duck on that page. couldn't get off 18 cubies 26 years of. age were young like ants it like yeah I. was admittedly I was enjoying it for a. second I was like this this could work I. like that when i straddle 18. quarterbacks or 26 years of age or. younger okay I had this theory like a.
year ago I think and it got shot Don by. everybody didn't it mm-hmm anybody that. knows anything about football shot down. my theory but this is a real theory I. have and it started whenever I was just. a young boy watching the Pittsburgh. Steelers when Ben Roethlisberger became. the starter for the Pittsburgh Steelers. he won two Super Bowls with them in his. first five years there before they had.
to break him off then you watch what. happened in the Seattle Seahawks with. Russell Wilson Legion a boom. whenever he was on his rookie contract. they were going as Super Bowl boom boom. boom then they had to pay everybody had. to pay Russell wasn't had to get rid of. everybody hadn't been back since he. looked at the Los Angeles Rams with. Jared Goff he's on a rookie contract no. money has to be paid to him yes yet team. around him completely built right did. they pay him yeah but we'll see how it. works out but you're right though that's. a try it's a trend that's been pretty.
apparent the debunking fact to that. entire trend that if you want to build a. team you have to get a young quarterback. so you don't have to pay him an asinine. amount of money then you can build up. the team. him the debunking theory Ayers Tom Brady. obviously because they are at the top of. the hill let's leave them out even. though he doesn't take top dollar every. single time he chooses not to either by. his own decision he's married to a lady. who makes a hundred million dollars a. year as well his T V 12th thing makes a.
lot of money. so maybe he's just like hey I don't need. that top dollar but I would like a. respectful amount for what I've done for. what I'm doing for my body but he's. never the top guy on there so all these. young quarterbacks have the incredible. luxury that the team can spend money and. build a team around him I always. wondered if Andrew Luck was gonna be. that guy whenever we were going into his. contract was Andrew Luck gonna be the. first big time quarterback that said. listen don't pay me what everybody wants. you to pay me Jim Irsay came out a year. before Andrew Luck's contract was up and.
said I'm gonna make Andrew the. high-speed player in the history of the. game well that doesn't sound like a. stronger say I love Jim Irsay I love but. that thing for me he was using it as. marketing like hey I'm gonna invest in. this guy more than anybody who's ever. invested in somebody I love him and I. respect that but in my eyes I thought. Andrew Luck could have been the guy. because of how humble he is cuz he does. come from good beginnings because he. does have an incredible business mind. and also he's a genius off the field but. he was getting his ass kicked which is.
why I thought he could potentially say. hey listen let's cut that down 10 mil a. year I'm still gonna make 30 million a. year let's cut that down and let's go. ahead and build up my offensive line. right you have to allocate this money. specifically to the offensive line so I. said that aloud I said that I was like. you think there's any chance that Andrew. just says you know what I want less. money pay money for offensive line so I. don't get just beat to hell and back. every single time I play quarterback and. what I was told is the NFLPA. will never let that happen I said why.
not they said well if that happens. Andrew Luck's the next big one he's. supposed to get paid then the next. quarterback behind him the team will say. well Andrew Luck chose not to do it to. build the team you can't do it and then. so on and so on they thought it would be. a chain reaction that would lead to. quarterbacks not getting as much money. as they could and if you listen to levy. on Bell who sat out Le'Veon Bell said I. have to get paid for the running backs. that come behind me but in a quarterback. position I. as this trend continues to grill we're. at 18 quarterbacks 26 years of age or.
younger as this trend continues to grow. something's gonna have to break at some. point one of these quarterbacks who's. due the richest contract in NFL history. is gonna have to say listen I've seen. the trends here I very much understand. that what's good for the goose is good. for the gander but for one time let's. look at the gander before we look at the. goose let's play everybody else. let's give me a lot of money and let's. build up this team thing because when my. homes is up for it he's next that's golf.
just got paid that's gonna be a problem. for the Kansas City Chiefs they got a. lot of weapons they got a lot of great. players now granted they got LeSean. McCoy for three million year which is an. incredible deal good for LeSean McCoy. taking that I'm sure he had other. options he said he could have went to LA. or something but Kansas City was closer. to home which I respect but all these. young quarterbacks it it seems like at. some point somebody's gonna have to be. like you know what now. I don't need 75 million a year just give. me 35 million here which will still buy. me a lot of franchises if I want and be. rich forever and be a great businessman.
he's gonna come on I'm saying and let's. build up the team because that is what. it is looking like it's looking like. whenever you have your kids on rookie. contracts you get a chance to build up. the team around them and it's good for. everybody. is it a worry that the middle ground. like the middle like let's use the term. middle class of the NFL is gonna kind of. deteriorate because it's gonna be a lot. of young guys at quarterback with. franchises that are gonna build around. them and then a lot of rich quarterbacks. the mahomes the golf's you know Brady. for the time being while he's still. playing now just like the NFL mears our.
society the middle class and the. blue-collar folks are getting kicked to. the curb and when I say that I mean that. I'm talking about the special teamers. the seven year eight year vets that just. run down there on kickoffs and cover. punts those guys they have to make at. least eight hundred grand a year because. there's a veteran men now those guys are. easily chopped off the team because. there's the rookie men is only 400 grand.
or 300 grand so you're saving yourself. 500 grand on those guys. so whenever the salary cap went up the. only thing the one up was quarterback. contracts quarterback contracts just. went through the roof and then everybody. else had. fight for the scraps and then they're. like no big deal if a worried about one. position a quarterback club getting all. the money we'll make the veteran men go. up we'll make that go up and what that. didn't earn was instead of helping the. veterans what it end up doing was her. during the veterans that are on veteran. men's because you can get rid of those. guys and have the rookie mints two of. those you saved yourself a million. dollars we'll get to special teams.
Gunners for the price of Matthews like. Matthew Slater who's one of the greatest. special teams players of all time like. oh well we don't need a guy like Matthew. Slater we'll just go get two undrafted. free agent so we're gonna work their. butts off on special teams exactly so. the money thing is such an interesting. thing and it's the new CBA is coming up. it's gonna have to get settled I I I was. pushing for the quarterbacks to be in. their own Club basically and have them. be tiered bang if they do this they get. this you can tear them in an a a B or. whatever and just somewhat incentive.
basis ever you're saying no you can yeah. yeah you can choose how you want to okay. this guy he's our freedom Mac he's a max. contract yes later he is he's done the. thing you've made third team all-nba so. now you're you're you're eligible for a. max contract yes I like that let's leave. the pot for the rest of the players. though because there's 52 other guys on. that team the right to get paid and it. kind of because as the quarterbacks. thing goes up the rest of the team goes. down which is I guess parity right. because that's what makes a good GM. versus a bad GM is the ability to find.
and utilize your money and just like in. fantasy football by the way this weekend. for the brand fantasy on FanDuel three. dollars to enter 20,000 dollars in. prizes up for grabs for takers one. player will be tweeting out to link fan. TOCOM forward slash for the brand three. dollars an hour twenty thousand dollars. in prizes up for grabs for kickers one. other flash player one flex player in. return that's incredible and I'm gonna. put out my four that I think everybody. should do but I mean I'd like to win the. prize pool as well I mean I've had pay.
for it we've got a we've got franchises. to pay for but that is what makes you. that's what separates good teams from. bad teams is the ability to use that. money that's what Chris Ballard is. becoming a genius Bill Polian. was a master at this he would spend. money in certain positions not another. position see you later sorry. their money balling before you know in. football after after money balling in. baseball they brought in that guy what's. his name butter bean. [Laughter]. great right hook for for Billy bead get. a heck of a right hook remember those. shorts hey Butterbean deserves a little.
bit more credit by the way for what he. is in American history absolute legend. he's a legend fat bald guy that box like. Homer Simpson and went into little. armories around the country and just. knocked the hell out of people I like. butter bean a lot his butter being still. alive I believe so yes can he still put. sentences together yeah that is a. different question we should have him in. the office I'm gonna try to have butter. bean in the office imma make him fight Z. though I mean we've got no idea if he's. still alive that is a lot of. questionable yeses whenever I asked if. he was alive I hope I like how we're.
already making plans for butter bean. what if he's we do this a lot. hey by the way rest in peace of butter. bean is yeah hey listen we're just we're. just covering all bases we're just. covering all bases at this point um. before we get to our last break of the. show here Vito let's go with a question. from the Twitter hashtag Pat McAfee show. live happy birthday to Goodfellas it. turned it was born 1990 came out in 1990. so 1 29 29. that shot.
that's solo shot going into the. Copacabana clos going into the guy yeah. absolutely trashing shot yeah where. there's one chef that looks at the. camera and literally an editing they had. to decide whether or not they're gonna. give it a go or not because one stooge. decided to fell out and look right into. the camera oh I was thinking about. because it's got a Pittsburgh connection. to yes literally called the Pittsburgh. connection it's Berg's always bad but.
our Matt made a movie Pittsburgh is made. out to be a villain because the stadium. just crumbles bro Batman it's literally. Gotham Hines Ward turns around and. there's no that was really that was not. the fields fault well it's the city. knows Gotham the worst place I literally. full of crime and crazy pianting. Goodfellas if it wasn't for Pittsburgh. cocaine never gets run uh parity never. gets into problems doesn't have. helicopters chasing them down Pittsburgh. is always painted in a bad light not no.
more. not no more downtown now that Antonio. Brown and left bail her out of town. figure and start turning really smooth. smooth sailing downtown right now. Zito's in his booth zero you have any. questions from the Twitter hashtag Pat. Mac if you show alive yes I do. NFL UK I guess to have a UK enough over. there is it time to admit the Scottish. hammer is the best punter in the NFL. hey the kid got Player of the Week AFC. Special Teams Player of the Week and in.
the picture they showed of him he was. punting the ball with the lacy straight. back which is very interesting to me the. guy doesn't give a single damn he has. absolute cannons whenever he learned. that he got the Cleveland Browns job. over Colquitt he was hammer and pints of. beer at a pub I respect this guy I was a. little bit up in the air because it came. out that he popped for NFL balls while. training that's that's obviously a lie. that is that is an obvious lie I didn't. say anything about it whenever it came. out because I wanted him to go get his. he was getting shine he was getting pub.
which is awesome. but after watching him punt I think he. was a chance he may pop two of those. balls I don't know about horrible but he. is a he's a specimen of a man I'm. excited to see what he can do I like the. Scottish camera a lot I like the. nickname I like the way he kicks the. ball I like the way he handles himself. and I think he's gonna be a weapon over. there in Cleveland for a long time. tonight University of Houston they got a. 30-year dollar here old oz Australia. opponent Dayne Roy we've had well this.
is a third game together we've had two. of the three oldest players in college. football. James Stefan OA Colorado is 32 he's. their kicker place kicker the second. oldest is wave Lee's our man from from. Australia for UCLA four years agos. working labor and then Dane Roy who what. four years ago was selling ice cream or. in Melbourne stop by Steve Owens II saw. some ice cream pickup all well done. little ice cream now mother Han Houston. Boorman balls for the kisser we've had.
two of the three oldest players in. college football in our games over the. last cougar I seen was that steve irwin. zoo there i like the animal Dana. Holgorsen told me right to my face. that if California rule happened where. you can get paid by third. businesses the punter was probably the. hottest commodity in Houston he said. they loved they loved that guy hey. nights gonna be his 42nd game at Houston. like it city's been there for a while. now and I love the story on him you're.
selling ice cream goes to the Aussie. Football League like final where they. have the kick competition 73 meter. torpedo in the long pedo 79 yards. he's a standard spiral punt that guy. basically found it in the NFL it's got a. torpedo over there in Australia like. this is a spot like the fact that it's a. tight suit like are you looking for a. tight spiral to cut cut through any. resistance. I believe that's what torpedo the I. don't know what accident that was there.
that was either British Irish or. Australian or organ mix it'll make your. famous mix sounds good we are an. inviting show yes. it's like molasses coming out it's not. just nice and smooth I like it that's. Dallas no but the the foreign kicker. punter thing is awesome in my eyes all. right because I'm retired and there's no. chance of them taking my job or my. scholarship a semi honest as a 17 year.
old kid going into college it is very. interesting that the 17 year old. American kids for scholarships these. colleges are literally competing against. 30 year olds grown men who have families. and have been through it but also for. the 30 year olds who have kind of fell. out of lousy rules football don't really. have much going on in Australia to find. a complete rebirth in another country. potentially doing something that can. make their family a lot of money I can't.
be upset about that I if I was a 17 year. old kid I would want to go battle. against these 30 year olds and to be. honest if you look at my film for a. seventeen-year-old I probably beat the. hell out of these thirty year olds but. not everybody's gonna be able to do that. I think the thing about these odd zero. football players when they come over. they have such a maturity they have such. an appreciation they are very grateful. for the opportunity and the thing the. football coach is like most about him is. they're not gonna hit the shanks right. there they might not be able to hit the. biggest ball yet because they're just. learning how to.
the football but they're not gonna hit. the 7-yard punts they're not gonna hit. the 10-yard punts that can really cost. you games which by the way whenever I. was the 19 year old 20 year old there. was a chance at any given time I'm. hitting one off the ass of one of my. offensive linemen and that's cuz I was. out of control probably partying too. much and also I was just young trying to. figure out the world I completely. understand why colleges are doing it I. completely understand why some young. American kids might be mad about it but. I enjoy watching these Aussies in these.
Europeans work man I do right - then. teammates love these gaveled love these. guys very they're mature obviously I. mean they're in college locker room. they're on a college campus but I think. the biggest thing is they're just so. grateful for the opportunity in a world. where there isn't a lot of gratitude. anymore for things it seems like these. guys are very thankful for their. opportunity and Michael Dixon what he's. been able to do is I called his bowl. game we named him the MVP on the air. like we're like this guy is the MVP of. the Texas Bowl when Texas beat miss.
Murphey by the way Mike ciphers won the. game for the charges against the Colts. it's why I got drafted to the next year. Mike Dixon won that game for him I think. there was maybe a couple games where I. get long balls didn't win it but I. definitely helped if you can win the. field position it's called hidden. yardage coach fritz talked about it. yesterday for the Tulane Green Wave. hidden yardage is a big deal. field positions like the third stat you. can look at to decide who won the game. turnover. scores number one obviously bold bold.
analysis Pat can't lose and still win. bold analysis by the way I don't know if. bold analysis by the way Drew Brees. hasn't missed a game other than injuries. since he got hurt that was that was the. canal we got to get to a break I I don't. mind it though now granted if my child. is a ball kicker and he's age 17 and he.
didn't kick a ball against the wall his. entire childhood like his father did and. maybe it is a close competition against. these 30 year olds coming over from. Ozzie. and he doesn't get a scholarship because. of it and I'm dead broke because all the. franchises I invested in one one under. I'm probably gonna be heated about it. these grown men these grown men are. competing against my little dr. McAfee. my little - so what my kid didn't work. hard enough to get a strong enough light. so what it's an interesting - McAfee I.
love that name. well you know - everything a touch turn. to turn to gold God might as Mac to be. everything he touches will probably. break but when he comes out from. underneath where my semen comes and into. his mother and pops out on his birthday. - backfield be on one mission one.
mission alarm that is to make the world. better please every step we can take. every word invoice every opportunity he. will have he will make the most of. because that. is what a Midas mcafee does his father. might have fallen on hard times and his. mom might be confused why she married. that man but - will do nothing but carry.
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you enough for choosing to listen to us. today we are alive from a box truck in. New Orleans Adam Amin stopped by chatted. about a lot of things play-by-play wise. we've covered everything including my. theory on what is gonna happen in the. future with these young quarterbacks. we've taken a couple questions I think. we should take one more here before we. get out only a few minutes Diggs how do. you think show on today I think it was. actually really because we do these. meetings every morning and this was. probably the morning that we had the. least to talk about but I think it was. one of the better shows I think so too. and I think honestly when we're just. sitting here like there it you know.
things can really come together uh. together nicely before we get to Zito's. last question from the Twitter machine I. would like to send out a nice heartfelt. happy birthday to chase rice chase rice. absolute gentlemen of a man made our. opening song can't thank him enough. it's the perfect man having birthday. chase race through the absolute best if.
you're listening at home go ahead and. set him a tweet and thank him for giving. us music for free probably could've. charged us a lot of money Zito last. question from the Twitter I got a fun. fact under questions that's okay with. you yeah absolutely you do whatever you. need to do all right fun fact. Bengals haven't won a playoff game since. before the internet before the Simpsons. and before the Berlin Wall came down. that's a shame before the Simpsons. that's what her soon 1990 I believe. before the Simpsons no way this guy said. Matt Hamill oh so you didn't fact check.
that at all just some random guy tweeted. that's you wait oh yeah the Berlin Wall. didn't come down we know they just took. it they do not come down for two no it. was it was early 90s for sure it was. Reagan right yeah yeah I mean I figure I. was the Germans that the Russians do you. think what's the Berlin Wall this is. Russia something tear down that wall it. was it was the guy's name something a. cough all I know is Gorbachev Gorbachev.
tear down that wall I watched that when. I was on a USO tour. I got on the USS Reagan is it the USS. Reagan whatever guy it might have been. Reagan was Reagan the actor yes before. he became so Reagan was when it said. that tear down the wall good for a big. moment by the way Reagan by all counts. pretty good president from what people. say is that accurate I think so I would. assume so we don't know anything about. that anyways you know just a little fact.
check before you just spout things off. into that microphone people are just. people now they're gonna start taking of. it you're a man of good people that guy. just took advantage of you knowing that. you wouldn't even look into that at all. you have a point question oh yeah oh you. have to choose one animal to go to war. with a lion a bear or tiger what are you. choosing and why okay so I have a couple. of these at my house I have little baby. lions in a living room and I'm gonna go.
- I'm gonna go to war with the Lions. mostly because I didn't like cats. growing up now Bear is awesome by the. way but you played dead the thing walks. away we don't need that in war we don't. need that something that can be defeated. by that we don't need that now granted. the lion per game can probably be. distracted by a laser pointer if you get. it out there but let's assume that in. war somebody won't have a laser pointer. probably will probably big one a lot of. red dot sites out there so that maybe. defeats what I'm saying but I'm gonna go. back to it I wasn't a cat guy growing up.
my parents told me to hate cats because. I think they were told to hate cats it's. kind of the way everything goes. everybody supposed to hate cats II hate. cats hate cats are the worst they're. plotting for your demise at all times. then my lady my fiancee brought in a. hundred cats into my house okay started. out with one his name was Teddy he had. thumbs Teddy ten toes is what we call. him he is AG of an animal this thing if. he wants water he's gonna walk right up. to your water bottle he's gonna bat that. thing off the table and then he's gonna. lick up all the spills didn't airing.
nothing you could do about it if he. wants to get food off of your plate he's. gonna walk up to your plate and he's. gonna take it in war you need a savage. like that on your side I need a lion. sighs Teddy and I need ten of them stat. if we are gonna go to war I'll take the. lion ten times out of ten strictly. female lion though by the. I don't need the male lion oh they're. lazy lazy Teddy Teddy has gotten a bit. lazy at his old age self-entitled I mean. whenever you get literally whatever you. want whenever you want and can do.
whatever you want whenever you want. that can get to you a little bit and I. think Teddy has gotten a little bit lazy. at his old age but he'll still smack you. right in the mouth. whenever you need it so I'm going with. the lion and I think that fact that you. dropped it you told us I guys got a fun. fact for you when we get back on the air. I'm not sure if it was a fact or not I. am NOT betting against you I'm just. thinking it was something maybe we. should have vetted before we broadcasted. it live across the world something to. think about think it's true I mean I. don't think they've been the playoffs. 1990 was the last time you're strictly.
saying that day one no the Lions I think. are 28 years so yep so the Bengals have. a longer playoff drought than the Lions. I guess so if that's true. Cincinnati does not deserve that we are. very thankful for our fans in Cincinnati. we absolutely love Cincinnati but boy. that bangles team stakes I like Annie. don't. - quite a glove for him and I like all. of you for listening and watching you're. the absolute best from all of us to all.
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