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kicks off in Baltimore as a crowd that. hopes like hell that their team can. survive in this first year as Jesse Mter. is the head coach see themselves as 10. point underdogs at home in prime time. against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Now, if you don't know, you're about to be. told tonight, I do believe about what's. happening down there in Duvall. This. Jacksonville Jaguars team is outrageous. Liam Cohen became uh becomes their head. coach late and they be develop an. attitude and Trevor Lawrence develops. his confidence and they start really. humming on all cylinders. The defense is.
big. They're hungry. They hunt. And. Trevor Lawrence is playing football like. the guy we thought he was going to be. whenever he was drafted out of Clemson. and heralded as maybe the next uh John. Elway or Andrew Luck. This is the next. one down in Jacksonville was a little. bit of an abyss for a while. Now, they. gave the Colts problems on more than a. few occasions, but in all total tea, the. only time you saw the Jacksonville. Jaguars was whenever they were playing. in London, which was potentially going. to be their new home because maybe the. city of Jacksonville had lost faith in. the organization being something that.
should represent that city. Instead, what the Jacksonville Jaguars become is. a dominant sleeper down in Duvall that. will take you not only by storm, but. dominate your ass as well. Trevor. Lawrence can throw it, the defense can. hunt, and they can get the ball out of. your hands. And I think on display on. Prime tonight, you will see a. Jacksonville Jaguars team excited to. showcase to the world just what they've. been cooking against a Baltimore Ravens. team that, for lack of a better words, in a bad spot. >> Just a just a bad spot. Lamar Jackson,
he gets hurt on the first play after. returning from another injury. >> Yeah. >> Backup quarterback who's gone to the Pro. Bowl in the past for them because he's. had to play whenever Lamar Jackson. potentially gets injured, he gets hurt. as well. >> That's right. Then they have to activate. the third emergency quarterback. Guess. who he is? >> Who's that? >> Joey Fol. >> Yeah, he's absolute dog. Whenever he was. in college, he's on an NFL team. He's an. NFL quarterback. He's a backup. He's. certainly a great quarterback, but is he. a quarterback supposed to be on? He gets. hurt. H hurts his ankle. >> Yeah. >> So, you start seeing pictures out of. camp. And you got Joey Fenon with maybe.
a triple quadruple wrap on that ankle. He's going out there to make a start for. the Baltimore Ravens on prime time. against a Jacksonville Jaguars team. That's an absolute wagon. And the sports. books say, "Oh, this is going to get. ugly." But what if. >> what if they find a little bit of. success in a hopeless place? >> What if Joey Fenano actually dials this. thing up? What if on the way for Jacobe. Brassette heading into Baltimore, we see. a team that can run through a running. back? Now, doing that against. Jacksonville Jaguars is going to be. tough. I think they're the number one uh.
defensive rush unit in the NFL. They've. only given up four rushing touchdowns. So, Joey Finaniano is going to have to. uh he's going to have to be the one. here. Derrick Henry, I think they're. going to probably eliminate him from the. game plan. Everybody plans to do that. Derrick Henry is an absolute monster. But this Jacksonville for Jaguars team, if you look at their defense, look at. the stats, look how they play. I mean, he dominated us just last week, beat us. by 35, held Jonathan Taylor to less than. 40 yards rushing. Jonathan Taylor's one. of the best. Obviously, we move on for. Quint Nelson. Our offensive line's not. as good. But this team, they they really. demoralize squads, and they just did. that to the Colts, and I think they're.
looking to do that on prime time to. maybe get a little bit more respect. going into the year. Liam Cohen said, I. open all these websites, and I see. everybody talking on TV, uh, Caleb. Williams is coming back. That's great. Okay, that's good news. Oh, Los Angeles. Rams, they traded for Miles Garrett. Okay, that's good. How about the. Jacksonville Jaguars? Anybody talking. about them? Nobody. Tonight could be a. big how you doing? It's a new era. Uh, not only for Jacksonville, the AFC. South, but the entire NFL. That's what's. possible tonight, I think, whenever it. comes to optics because it could get. ugly out there. The toxic tables here at.
Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt. Ty, great to see you. Love what you got. going on. And Yukon, man, funny you wore. that uh sweater today. Is that the. hometown remix for the NHL, pal? >> Yeah, funny enough, it is. This is. Bulldog Swayman, obviously, as you can. see, Olympic gold medalist, the starting. goalender tonight for the Boston Bruins. as they take on Oh, the Pittsburgh. Penguins. It's nice of you to wear the. silver medalist captain jersey that you. got there. >> I don't know. You talk about second. place in the Metro last season. Yeah, that's what we were. And we found.
ourselves back in the playoffs. >> Second. >> in the Metro. Yeah, in the Metro in the. Metropolitan Division, obviously. Yeah. This is Sydney Crosby, young goat. I. don't know if you know about him. Multiple gold medals. We won't talk. about where he wins those, but let's. talk about what he's done for the city. of Pittsburgh. This guy's been here for. most of his adult life. Should be. considered an American at this point for. how many years he spent in Pittsburgh, but he's still got it. 39 years old, still cooking. And tonight, I have we we. don't know if they're wearing these. jerseys. We thought maybe they. potentially were cuz I think we both. received them at the same exact time. yesterday. So, we thought that was the.
case. But, we got a good one for the NHL. this evening. Now, Jags Ravens happening. on prime, so you can't quadbox that. That is a little frustrating, >> but Penn's Bruins happening is a big. deal because I heard. >> Gino Malcolm might be coming back. Oh, is that right? >> And I've heard the Pens have been a bit. uh ass or shite. They say, lost three. straight. Tonight's a big one when the. Bulldog Swayman has to take on Young. Goat Sydney Crosby and the boys. So, good luck in your uh hometown remix. jerseys if they're wearing those. tonight. And if they're not wearing. those tonight, it's crazy we both.
decided to wear these on the same day. Yeah, I believe they're wearing them one. week from today against Montreal. Canadians. And I think you guys wore. those ones two nights ago against the. Vegas Golden Knights where you lost, but. yeah, I'm looking forward. >> No, but we were close though. We had a. five on three lay. We ended up losing. 3-2. We couldn't put it away. So maybe. we run the jerseys back because of how. good we got at the end of that game even. though we lost that day. >> Yeah, Gino Malcolm might help you, but. Carter Hart's no Bulldog Swayman. So I. think it might be a little tougher to. score to your point. It's definitely a. two TV night. have one eye on, you know,
the game tonight on Prime and then have. the other eye on the keen eye of the. Gatin, which will inevitably. inevitably it will be GPG pants arena, which will turn into you're talking. >> Yeah, you're talking about the blessed. ice over there, obviously. Let's go to. one half of the hammer down Cowboys AP. tone. Uh huge spread tonight for a. Thursday night game. Yeah. Road home. dogs, how have they fared this year? And. how are we viewing this tonight for. them? Yeah, home dogs have kind of been. the story of the season. They've been.
great all season long. Winning, not just. covering, but winning all season long in. this situation. And the Ravens are one. of those, you know, if if this was like. a backup quarter for any other. quarterback for any other organization, I would say, yeah, lay it a 10. But the. Ravens, like in these situations with. backup quarterbacks before, because it's. not the first time Lamar's been hurt, have done very well in this situation. because they are a good organization. The rest rest of the roster is really, really good. Even though the Jaguars, you know, top five in offense, top two. in defense. So, it's a tough one tonight. for the Ravens, but I think they will.
perform well. >> 10 points is a lot of points for a short. week on prime time. And is there any. weather? Who knows? >> Maybe a little in the second half. >> Maybe the rain. And you got Derrick. Henry. I mean, so Dererick Henry can. really eat some clock. A man that knows. that is former head coach for the. Indianapolis Colts. 37 years in the. coaching ranks of football. 18 in. college, 19 in the NFL. our coach, Coach. Pagano. >> Coach, 10-point dog at home on Thursday. night. Tough spot for Jesse Mentor and. the boys. Your thoughts early before you. give us a pick later.
>> Yeah, they're riding a three-game losing. streak. Jacksonville comes in uh 18-2. over their last 20 looking back to last. year going back there, four out of their. last five. Trevor Lawrence playing. exactly like a MVP caliber quarterback. Um the defense is homeing. Campanelli, another good pa down there. Going to be. on a lot of short lists. >> There's going to be eight to 10 jobs. open again every year in the National. Football League. This. >> Campanelli. he's got those boys humming down there.
>> I I know and I appreciate the fact that. Pagano Pisano with the Julio gassing. them up. We're certainly going to find. where Italians are doing well. So, let's. talk about. >> Fano Joey Fano tonight for the Baltimore. Ravens. I know you're excited about. another Pison getting an opportunity at. starting quarterback. What should we. expect out of him? Especially if he's. got a bum ankle out there. >> Hey, look, I do start doing some. research probably like everybody else. because I don't know if anybody knew. about this guy. You know what his stats. were last year at Yukon? >> Really good. >> 3,500 yards passing,
28 touchdowns, and one interception. >> Oh, he's 6'3, 230 pounds. So, he's he's. a he's built good. He's a big dude. I. know he's got this ankle going on. Uh, but I I I people are [ __ ] I mean, shoot me. >> I'm excited. I'm excited. Yeah. Okay. >> Because there's not much to like right. now about this unit. I mean, we're. giving up. >> being outscored in the second half by 84. points.
>> Like we're doing good in the first half. I say we was a former Raven obviously. was there last year. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Know a lot of these folks in that. building. Um, they'll show up tonight. They'll show up. Phenomenano. Good pyon. from Abbruso. Same hometown as the. Julio's people. >> Where's this at? >> It's about two hours east towards the. Adriatic Ocean there. >> Rome where Faniano was born. >> If Faniano has a chance tonight to make. his Roman Empire start with the Ravens. Jacobe Brassett's getting traded to the. Baltimore Ravens. Is that the backup.
Joey Faniano? Yep. >> We'll see after tonight Thursday night. football. >> We know Jacobe. >> We love Jacob. >> And everybody's going to know Joe Fano. >> Okay. There's a chance. We'll see. and. the Jacksonville Jaguars could. demoralize them like they just did to. the Indianapolis Colts a few days back. The Jags are an incredible football. team. Have a chance to show that. tonight. Uh it's going to kick off a. magical weekend of ball. Not that it. hasn't already taken place. I mean, there was a comeback on Tuesday night, I. believe, in football, but week nine of. the NFL season here on Thursday night. kicks off a magical, magical run of.
bowl. And on Saturday, there's games. galore that have impacts and. ramifications that are going to be from. a month and a half now where we're going. to look back and say, "Damn, that. Saturday in November really set us to. this point." College Game Day returning. to one of the hallowed grounds of ball. Notre Dame cannot wait to get up there. Story out of Miami is certainly. interesting with Malachi Tony injury. happening in practice yesterday, him. being out. He's top three candidate for. the Heisman. Massive piece of Miami's. offense. Will they be able to figure. that out against a backs against the. wall Notre Dame team? We shall see. But.
what we do know, every time game day has. gone to that beautiful campus where you. walk around, you can feel football. bouncing off the buildings. There's. history literally everywhere. Touchdown. Jesus is welcome you to where we're. standing. The crowd's going to be electric. Yeah. >> The guest picker legendary. Notre Dame. just announced moments ago the guest. picker for this week's college game day. is Jason Sedakus. Jason. >> Notre Dame says with deep family roots.
right here at Notre Dame. Having him on. campus feels like home. Ladies and. gentlemen, the celebrity guest picker. for our return to Notre Dame. The iconic. genius Saturday Night Live obviously Ted. Lasso all the movies. I saw him off. Broadway. Okay. where this man was just. captivating about 150 of us in real time. in Dead Poet Society. Ladies and. gentlemen, Jason. >> Sedake. >> Wow.
>> Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. Deep. cut, Pat. I appreciate that. >> I was there. You crushed it, man. It was. uh it was it was phenomenal. Uh my lady. and I, we um we enjoy uh vitamins, you. know, and when you're in New York just. enjoying some uh vitamins, going to a. show, we saw your name working off. Broadway. We're like love. Jay said, we'll just go watch him do it. One of. the greatest things I've ever. experienced. Uh it was like the most and. you crushed it, which I assume you will. do this weekend as well. We're excited. to hear you're the guest picker. Can you.
tell me a little bit about your. relationship with Notre Dame and Marcus. Freeman, which I think is only growing. by the moment? Yeah, absolutely. Um, well, basically, I. mean, yeah, big big in my family, you. know, growing up, my folks are from. Chicago. My my mom from the southside, her father, my grandfather was a. graduate from Notre Dame. Uh, I have. another uncle, my uncle Jim, he's a. graduate from Notre Dame in 1975. My. uncle George, uh, the actor George went, who played Norm on Cheers. He he went to. Notre Dame uh dropped out after his.
junior year uh because he skipped all. his finals. So, you know, uh this is. this is the way it all it all went down. And then I went to the basketball camp. there in sixth grade. So, you know, that's you know, we you know, it went. further and further down. >> Yeah. And you just dropped out early. >> This is the pinnacle of my Notre Dame. >> Yeah. Exactly. Right. >> Yeah. You me and Digger Phelps, we. didn't see eye to eye, you know. didn't uh I didn't have what it what it. took and so you know that's fine and. we're we're okay with that. We've moved.
past it. >> Okay. So Jason, tell me about you being. the character Ted Lasso. I think. athletes, coaches, the sports world, we. thought it was going to I I think as a. lot of people have probably told you in. your world, you take this character. that's supposed to be for bits and make. it into an entire show. A lot of us were. worried like hell the Ted Lasso. character that we had seen in Bits and. Spurts was going to get ruined. Instead, what we watched was this beautiful. display of leadership and accountability. and storytelling and I think the. athletics world fell in love with the.
character that is Ted Lasso and the. coaching style in which he has. Can you. tell me a little bit about that? Is that. how you feel? And is that how you and. Marcus Freeman have maybe linked up and. become friends? And how many other. coaches or players have reached out and. been like, "Hey, we really like the way. you depict a coach uh in Ted Lasso.". >> Well, I love it. Seven questions at a. time, baby. Your floor, Jason. Your floor. Your. floor. >> Uh, well, I tell you what, man. No one. was more worried about us blowing it. than than those of us that were making. it. So, we appreciate, you know, the. people on the outside having their.
thoughts, feelings, and opinions as. people outside of locker rooms and. writer rooms. Uh, certainly do, but, you. know, it matters to most of the people. that are on the, you know, you know, in. front of the camera and, you know, making these plays. So, uh, thank you. I. I it was nuts for us that that the show. was so well embraced not just from the. sports world overall but also just in. the soccer you know football community. uh because there is such a with most. things you know a gatekeeper mentality. there and the fact that we as a bunch of. you know Americans were allowed to come. in there and and have some so much fun.
and and and thought and feeling within. uh the realm that they created you know. over a hundred years ago has been really. really special for us. Um but yeah man. like when you start striking a nerve. with people in the sports world because. you know sports and music are those are. those wonderful places and the arts in. general that you can really see people. come together and have and realize how. much we're we're a little bit more. similar and how much we all really go. through a lot of the same stuff together. even though lots of folks tell us. otherwise. And uh it was really really.
neat for us that that the fact that. folks in the sports world liked it, folks in the comedy world liked it. uh. we were proud of what we did. We were. proud of how we did it. And yeah, it. it's it's it's it still uh humbles me. and shocks me uh each step of the way. And the most recent one towards your uh. your seventh question uh was uh over the. summer my uh my son and I were at. Fanatics Fest uh out there in uh New. York and we got to run around, you know, see a bunch of cool like sports family.
memorabilia by, you know, trading cards, making deals, uh but then getting to. meet some folks, you know, getting to. hold like the NBA, you know, championship trophy as it was handed to. me by uh Cat. But then one of the. neatest experiences was the fellow we. were walking around with, my buddy Alex. was like, "Hey, uh, Coach Freeman would. really love to say hi to you." I was. like, "Well, awesome. Like that's great. Like I would love to meet him." Uh, and. we got to, you know, chat for, you know, I met with him, a few of his players, CJ. Carr, a couple of the other fellas, couple other alums. They were doing like.
some signings or some greetings or. whatnot. And I got to sit there and and. chat with them. And I told him about. again my my family's history with the uh. with uh the university and specifically. the fact that I went my very first Notre. Dame football game that I went to was. October 15th, 1988, the you know the uh. uh um you know the Catholics versus. convicts game as it was as it was known. way back then. And uh he was like well. oh this is hilarious. I'm literally this.
is a garbage truck right next to me. >> So this hey this is my studio. This is. what we do, baby. >> No, we appreciate them keeping the. streets clean, obviously. >> Perfect time. Absolutely. Very Thank. you. Yes. Um, but anyway, I I was at. that game. I went to that game with my. dad, with my with my uncles, with my. with my grandfather that I mentioned. Uh, my dad bought me the t-shirt from a. guy sitting right in front of us for. like he was like, "Hey, where'd you get. that t-shirt?" He goes, "I bought it out. in the parking lot for 10 bucks." My dad. was like, "I'll give you a hundred for. it." And I watched my dad give a guy a. hundred bucks. The guy took it off in.
the, you know, in like the the cold. October weather and took it right off. his shirt and my dad threw it to me like. he was mean Joe Green and I wore that I. wore that thing thin, man. Uh, and I. told Marcus, you know, Coach Freeman the. story. Uh, and he goes, "We're playing. him this year." I go, "Well, you you. know, we're playing him again this. year." I go, "Well, you've played him. since then." He goes, "No, the first. time in South Ben since that game, you. got to come uh bring your son and be my. guest." And so I was like, "Yes, sir." I. mean, just like his players, just like a. lot of moms that let their young men go.
go go uh leave home for the first time. and go play uh go to school there. I was. like, "Yes, sir." And so that's what. we're doing. We're coming we're coming. out and going to be uh hanging out with. uh my buddy Brendan Hunt who plays Coach. Beard on the show. He's going to be. there. Uh a few of my cousins are going. cuz they still have uh my grandfather's. seats. And yeah, I I much like all of us. when we watch Disney Plus and watch. these Star Wars movies with our young. kids, I'm going to get to relive my. childhood uh with the uh Miami versus. Notre Dame game. >> Man, that's magical. I can't wait to.
hear how it goes for you. I'm excited. and thankful you're coming to game day. and with inflation. I mean, 1988, no, no, 1988, $100. So inflation 2026, >> it's about how much a t-shirt's going to. cost this weekend. >> Yeah. No, but I'm saying if you're you. need to negotiate a deal with somebody. out there, I mean that. >> I mean you might have to offer that. might be. >> my dad's my dad's smooth and lovely and. funny and and and loquacious and. outgoing, but that was the most Frank. Sinatra move I had ever seen that man.
pull off. And I was flattered and. astounded. Not as much as the guy in. front of me that got the hundred bucks, but still I was like that was that was a. pretty dope move. I I hope my son. doesn't expect the same. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying right now. You better have that number in your. head. You got to go in there with what? Yeah, you got to go in there with some. ideas on what you're willing. >> with some Yeah. some bring Floyd. Mayweather's backpack. Yeah. >> Oh, we can't wait to see you up there. We're appreciative that you're doing it. Uh we have coach Pagano here who's. obviously a massive fan of Ted Lasso. He. has a question for you. Go ahead, coach.
>> Coach, what's your message? Good to see. you. What's your message to this Irish. team? Let's say you're giving the. pregame speech. What's your message to. them ahead of this massive uh matchup. against M? M. you know coach coach Holtz is watching. What do you got for him? >> Well, that's pretty deep. I mean, that's. real. Rest in peace to uh Coach Holtz, by the way. They're honoring him. throughout the game. They're putting. lights throughout the stadium. I believe. Jerome Bettis will be doing something as. well. I saw him post about it. It's.
going to be an emotional weekend in. Southbend. It's backs against the wall. for this Notre Dame team. I mean, for. real. Have to win, must win. Uh and. hopefully you'll get all your picks. right. I think you're going to go. perfect, Ted. >> Perfect. Great. No expectations. I love. that. >> When you're writing these speeches as a. motivational coach, >> where are you drawing from? Like, do you. ask coaches? Do you go to like previous. movies? Like, how are you writing these. speeches that coaches are given on a. regular b these coaches are trying to.
reach their players? No matter what. sport it is, you're trying to reach your. players however you can for certain. moments. for Ted Lassie. You have to. give like a a speech as a coach every. single episode and they're all good. seemingly. No, no offense or pressure, but they're all good. Where do you where. do you draw from? How do you go about. doing that? >> Yeah. Well, I mean, I I will say this, editing and music helps, you know, that. that gets both fired up, you know. Um, so I re I recommend that for any coach. is just, you know, throw on the Ted. Lasso theme or the Rocky theme.
underneath underneath whatever you're. saying and uh it'll get get people. cooking. Um, you know, some of it is is. references to movies obviously, like we. did one this last season where I'm sort. of, you know, referencing there's no. crying in baseball, saying that there is. crying in football. Um, but but then a. lot of the times it's sort of like when. I've felt certain ways, what would I. have loved? What would I have loved the. best part of me, like my wisest self say. to me when I thought I needed it? Because that'd be an example like I was. saying like where anything that the.
folks are going on in the show, we like. to pull from stuff that we've all gone. through. So if you're sitting around in. a writer room of 10 people and one. person starts telling a story and then. each of the other nine start going, "Oh, I went through something like that. I. went through you know a version of that. my own version of that uh metaphorically. or you know directly then you again you. realize oh sometimes we just need to. realize uh that like the right medicine. shows up amongst the the group of us and. you're just like okay what would I if I.
could predict the end of this as we get. to even a television show what would be. the most helpful thing to hear and say. so I think you know as a as a fake coach. I think you know what are you trying to. get out of these what are you trying to. get out of these uh these characters and. what are you hoping an audience pulls. from it? It's probably not too different. than what you want out of your players. and what you hope you know their fans, you know, uh want. I I I would assume, you know, I've never coached for real my. daughter's basketball team, but you. know, that was mostly just about getting. to stop dribbling the ball and pay.
attention. >> Yeah. Yeah. Understandable. Yeah. Kind. of wrangling there. Yeah, I get it. Not. motivating. Yeah. >> Exactly right. Yeah. >> So, I think you need to know though. You. need to know it is Hey Jason, you need. to know that. >> like you're obviously talking to. Richmond FC and Richmond WFC as Ted. Lasso, but I think the reason why we. like it so much and all these speeches. resonate because it feels like you're. coaching us at home. Like we're taking. little tidbits away from you in our. life. So it's crazy that you've been. able to resonate uh you say comedy and. sports, but it's every person that. watches pulls something from the [ __ ].
that you piece together. That's not easy. at all, bro. Like motivational speakers. are trying to do this [ __ ] every single. [ __ ] day on uh on social media. very. rarely reach coaches are trying to reach. everything very you every episode in. when we thought it was over incredible. ending you come back everybody's like oh. no once again you talk about people. outside the writer room going oh no what. are you doing and then we're all. watching it's like damn they did it yet. again it's it's phenomenal stuff you. should know you're very talented in this. realm and we hope uh you continue to. explore that and I think it's because. you're an actual sports fan last.
question here for you about the NFL go. ahead Ty. >> yeah Jason awesome uh that you're going. back to Notre Dame this weekend excited. to see that. But in terms of your uh. your NFL fandom, your Chiefs, are you uh. are you worried about this team? I mean, I know that listen, they lost to the. Seahawks and the Denver and the Broncos. both on the road, but what what's kind. of the temperature of Chiefs fans right. now? >> I think it's the uh the calm before the. storm. I think this is this when you. want to lose. You don't want to lose in. December and January. So, like, let's.
let's let's get that feeling out of our. out of our system now. and and uh yeah, it's nice it's nice to have you know I. think again if I were writing the story. it it's this is the second act you want. people to have some doubts. I don't know. if I don't know if Luke Skywalker's got. it in him, you know. I don't know. I. don't know if he's if he's ready, if I. don't know if if he knows how to use a. lightsaber. I don't think I think the. force may have control of him versus the. other way around. But it's uh it's been. it's been fun that the first we have we. have our our you know this charity event. we do called the big slick and we have. this uh text chain with like me and Paul.
Rudd and Rob Wgle and uh Heidi Gardner. uh Eric Stone Street, Dave Kekner, all. of us from can the Kansas City area. And. there's a lot of enthusiasm there, a lot. of storytellers in there that are like, "Yeah, yeah, that's all right. We're. we're just in the we're just in the. forest right now. We're getting ready to. come out of uh through the through the. uh the back end of this hero's journey. that that we're all we're all hoping. for." And I know all of America wants. for us. >> Yes. Yes. Everybody wants to see the. Chiefs win. Definitely. That That is. exactly what everybody I like the. >> That's what I That's what I sense.
>> I like the descriptor of the group text. A lot of storytellers in there. I mean, we we got a lot of people spinning a lot. of narratives in there right now. All. very entertaining. >> Oh, I can't. >> Very good gift game. Very good gift game. amongst them. >> All right. Well, tell all of them we. appreciate their contributions to. society and we appreciate you taking the. trip to South Bend this weekend. We'll. see you then. >> Absolutely. Thanks for having me. >> Hey, tell that garbage truck great job, too. You know, from all of us. >> They're already off. They're off. They're going to keep motoring. They. they had they only known that they were. now that they were on the Pat McAfee.
show. I mean, they'll find out soon, I'm. sure. >> I mean, I hope so. Well, that was one of. the best garbage truck appearances we've. seen. Especially if they were that. efficient cuz everyone's. >> Yeah, >> cuz they're driving those sticks these. days. You know, they pick the thing up. and they drop the thing and it's picking. it up like the the days that they're. running out of the back and jumping and. doing the toss. Those are kind of over. >> It's like a rocket ship. >> Let your kids play video games. Just let. your kids play video games. That's the. >> No. Easy, Chuck. We don't need. That's the worst babysitter in the. world. Don't do it.
>> We don't need it for the third week in a. row. Christ. >> Yeah. Sorry. He's gotten a speech a. couple times. Yeah, he's he's about sick. of it. We're done with it, too. Uh, you're the man, ladies and gentlemen. Guest picker this weekend, Jason. >> Sedake. >> That off Broadway thing, he was really. good. >> He's all, you know, hear them start. talking about everything. It's like, oh, this is all very, very, very, very. deeply thought out. Which, uh, when he. was at Saturday Night Live, what was the. crew? They had a crew. >> I mean, it was unbelievable. Yeah, it. was one of those things where in the. moment, it wasn't like a legendary crew. and now it feels like looking back on. it, it was like just superstars. created.
the theme song for NB NBC uh NBC, right? >> Yeah. Tim NBC Bob basketball. Give me. Give me the. dunk. >> Yeah. >> Jay, what a stud. Going to be a guest. picker of Notre Dame. I I like the Notre. Dame announced it. By the way, Notre. Dame also, I think, were the ones that. were like, "We'd love for this to be the. case." Um him and Marcus Freeman's. relationship, I think, is like that with. a lot of coach. I I think there's a lot. of coaches that I don't want to speak.
for every coach, but you guys are trying. to draw motivation from a lot of things. I assume there's been multiple coaches. in multiple professional leagues that. have saw a Ted Lasso episode, saw an. angle in which a speech was going, "Oh, that's actually not a bad idea. I'm. going to pull from that." He's. incredible at that. That's not an easy. thing to do. Motivate, inspire, reach, not look corny, not look fake, not. disrespect coaches. Because anytime. you're playing a coach, for instance, I'm playing a drill instructor from. World War II. Like there's going to be. drone instructors that think I'm the. most disrespectful person of all time, which is what I tried my best to kind of.
not do. So I tried to learn everything I. possibly could, but coaches are a. miserable group of people. I mean, co. normally a miserable group. Now this Ted. Lasso guy's portraying a coach and he's. super happy. Okay, this must be nice. fairy tale life, taking biscuits into. the owner every single day and doing. this. So for him to win those people. over I think was a very difficult test. just with how you guys the jib in which. you all were cut is a manner in which to. hell with that. I mean Jeff Saturday got. hired as a head coach. Did you hear the. coaches? >> Yeah. Weren't happy.
>> Not they were not happy. I mean it's. just like uh yeah look at these eyes. Yeah it is a uh it's a real thing. So I. appreciate him. I almost called him Ted. Cannot wait for coach to be there this. weekend. Okay let's talk about some. things since we have uh coach Pagano. here. trade market heating up in a big. way tonight. Jacksonville, Baltimore, huge storylines already. Baltimore is. trading for Jacobe Brassette. The trade. should be finalized by today they're. saying, but obviously won't be in time. for him to play. He will next Monday. night. I believe they play uh the.
Chargers. He will be ready for if that. is, you know, >> necessary after how Joey Fano plays. Exactly. There's been some names though. in this trademark at the quarterback. position uh both for the Ravens and. maybe the Vikings that have been out. there. Maybe Kurt Cousins, Raiders have. come out and said, "No way. We're not. going to do that." Jacobe Brassette, as. soon as he gets deemed third uh string. for the Cardinals, his name's going up. for trade. >> Is Daniel Jones getting traded away from. the Indianapolis Bullets? Is that about.
to happen? Is Is that Is that It feels. like we It had been mentioned in our. show. I assume others had mentioned it. as well as people are piecing things. together with what the Colts are. currently doing. We do not have a one. coming up, but we do have a plethora of. other picks, but we still do not have a. number one overall pick in this upcoming. draft because we traded it away for S. Gardner, who is still on our team, which. is great news. The Forest Buckner, we. trade him away for a fourth round pick. >> A what? >> Yeah, a fourth round pick. Jeffrey.
Simmons goes for two ones and a four. Uh. Jeffrey Simmons game record, absolute. stud. We believe so is DeForest Buckner. Even though DeForest Buckner is fresh. off of a very serious neck injury, he. played great this year, has played great. this year, and has proven to be an. incredible player. Nonetheless, we. couldn't get a third round pick for a. second round pick. Jeffrey Simmons goes. for two ones and a four to Forest. Buckner, three years older, coming off. an injury. Okay, only goes for a four. Quinton Nelson has been an allp pro. literally since he stepped foot in the. NFL out of Notre Dame. We only get a.
third and a fifth round for him, but. hey, interior offensive lineman. Uhhuh. >> That's just what it is. It's like, well, we're trading away all our good players. We don't we're not getting much in. return. A quarterback though potentially. under a uh easily navigable contract, which I think he's only owed 35 million. next year or whatever, and then his. guarantees are done at that case. Is. Daniel Jones about to hit the trading. block? I I guess that is the big. conversation that's kind of starting to. heat up right now. And if it is, it'd be. back to a place in which he knows.
Minnesota Vikings. He was literally just. there. And then you start thinking to. yourself as the Colts, is that mean. everybody's getting traded? That when. are these trades happening? How are. these trades happening? But Daniel Jones. getting traded feels like it is more. open uh discussion than it has been. Ty, do you agree with that? >> Yeah. Yeah, without a doubt. Um and I. think the the big question was just. contractually like what how how does. that work? What does the new team have. to pick up? What's the dead cap? All. that kind of stuff. But I think it's. it's pretty clear that once the Colts. traded to Forest Buckner and Quinton.
Nelson and then said, "Hey, we're. willing to listen on Jonathan Taylor.". Uh it it's kind of open season now. And. obviously he hasn't played the best. So. I think, you know, ripping that band-aid. off and kind of again saying, "Hey, what. do we have in Anthony Richardson? We. kind of need to see." But yeah, I mean I. I didn't think there was any way it was. going to happen, but you listen to some. of the insiders now, like it seems like. it seems like there is a very good. chance that this is going to happen. It. just the Vikings I mean I I feel like. Carson Wentz has played fairly decent. for them. So I feel like this is a big.
swing for I mean unless you truly. believe that Daniel Jones is much better. than Carson Wentz. >> Well, let's see what Carson Wentz does. He's on Monday Night Football against. Josh Allen. We are Carson Wentz fans. Okay. The Carson Wentz experience is uh. one that I'm happy he's no longer on our. team, but I do enjoy watching him play. football and I do enjoy the fact that he. was a part of the Colts. So that's an. interesting it's kind of a juxtaposition. here. Yeah. And I have no idea how his. family and friends are able to survive. watching him play football because they. said he's played like this his entire.
life and it has led him to an MVP type. conversation and then he got hurt and. obviously Nick Fos goes in and wins a. Super Bowl that year and then all hell. breaks loose over there with Carson. Wentz in his career. But at his peak. when he's playing good football he is. top five quarterback in the NFL. top six. I'll say just because if there's an. argument I would like to add one more. person just in in top six quarterback in. the NFL right now whenever he's playing. his best. >> Carson Wentz. >> but when he's playing his absolute best. he's extending plays he's throwing it. all over the place he's got Addison and.
Justin Jefferson out there now if they. get a running back in this entire thing. which they're thinking about even though. Ron Jones back there yes his upside. which is coming for at least a quarter. laughing why you guys. >> why are you guys laughing top five. >> he's top six at his best if everyone. else is at their worst. I AGREE. >> NO, HIM AT HIS ABSOLUTE BEST. You guys. are letting all the other [ __ ] get in. the way, which is the. >> This is the other side of Carson WS. Then there are some decisions where you. think to yourself, man, this is a. bottom. This is a bottom quarterback. >> Even be top 50. If he doesn't get hurt.
in Philly, who wins the MVP Super Bowl. year? >> Carson Wentz. >> There we go. >> That was like eight years ago. >> Hold on, though. Just a couple years. ago, he was on the Colts. Just a couple. years ago, he was on the Colts. >> and and Aaron Rodgers is 42 and playing. at MVP level. ROGER. LET'S NOT DO THAT. LET'S NOT DO THAT. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. >> I'M JUST AS FAR AS AGE. AS FAR AS AGE, YOU'RE saying eight years ago. >> We're not doing that. But on that note, Carson Wentz at his absolute best, one. of the top quarterbacks, I think, top.
six in the NFL. When he's not though, which does happen and it will happen and. we will see it in every game in which he. plays somehow someway. He's worse. Maybe. not even shouldn't be in the XFL. So, it's like it is such a crazy polar. performance that could come from Carson. Wentz. And I guess we just kind of hope. that Kevin Oonnell will be able to bring. out at least a mediocre or above. mediocre because with the way that. Vikings defense is with the pieces they. have on the offensive side, Will Riker.
just missed his first kick maybe in four. years. The punter bombs balls. It's like. the Vikings, if they have a quarterback, can go and do a lot of great things. >> He doesn't have to be anything but. average, though. He can actually see the. receivers down the field. >> Okay, Charlie, >> you know, no, I'm serious. And he. doesn't have to be an MVP. He He doesn't. have to play at that level to your. point, Pat, about the way the defense. is, the special teams be flow the way. they are. Just don't turn the ball over. Take care of it. Push it down the field. to your receivers.
>> Hand the ball off. >> You don't need You just need average. with that defense. >> This is all we've been saying for. multiple years now. Yes, it is. After. they move on from Sam Darnold, Sam. Darnold goes on to win Super Bowl with. the Seattle Seahawks, sign a new deal, have success after winning 14 regular. season games with the Minnesota Vikings. three years ago. They move on from him. and all the conversation is we just need. above average quarterback play. We just. need above average quarterback play. And. then we watch team this year, they only. have one loss. It's like I think they. kind of only need above average. quarterback play. Will Carson Wentz be. that guy? I don't think so. I don't know.
if he'll just be cool with being no. >> above average. He's going to want to. >> Yeah, >> he's going to want to Carson Wentz this. thing. And when that hits, nobody can. touch. I mean, we saw it with our eyes. This guy, he was in the end zone to win. the AFC South. Fourth quarter. We're. down. >> No, maybe it's tie game. I I I forget. what they. >> were like up four maybe. >> Yeah, whatever it was. Maybe we're in. it. This is battle. He's in his own end. zone. He's about to get sacked probably. by Jeffrey Simmons. Jeffrey Simmons.
probably has him in the end zone. takes. ball, switches to left hand, SHOT PUTS. IT STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR. OTHER TEAM. PICK SIX, zero yards. Never seen it. before. Comes back out. Very next drive. Very next drive. Scrambling. Runs. around. Puts ball on ground. Keeps. himself up. Boom. Who's down? Michael. Pitman. Triple covered. WHO CARES? WHAM! MICHAEL PITMAN goes up. Catches it. 60. yard. We're literally How is that the. worst play we've ever se.
Oh my god, this guy's the best. That is. what Carson Wentz has the capability of. doing. >> So, if we get him with the ball on the. ground, balancing act, we're getting. back up. We find Michael Pitman in the. middle of triple coverage and he makes a. play. >> Good left hand shot put in end zone. He. sprained both his ankles on one player. >> He sprained his ankles on because he. didn't we called him two sprains. >> Yeah. >> Cuz he didn't want to give up a play. He. wanted a touchdown. So, if Kevin Oonnell. can wrangle that, >> he might be in a Super Bowl.
>> Sure. >> But it sounds like they don't think they. can, which is why they're kicking the. tires on Dan Jones. >> I think they just need to exhaust all. options. Okay. >> Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get. away from the NFL and trade deadline. because it is certainly a topic that. will continue to be discussed. >> Joining us now is an icon. No other way. to describe it, an absolute legend, a. New York Times bestseller, a man who has. uh. put up $7.5 billion at the box office. It's a lot. My my hero. >> Yeah. Yeah. Pano. Ladies and gentlemen,
you might know him as Man Freddy. >> You might know him as Rocky. You might know him as. >> Rambo. >> You might know him as. >> Gabe Walker. >> You might know him as Barney Ross. >> Bingo. >> Ladies and gentlemen, an absolute. legend. His book, The Steps, is. available now. Sylvester Stallone. Thank you. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. What's up? >> Anyway, my god, Pat, you are I didn't. realize how fantastic you are. Your job. My god. And you never get a sore throat. Amazing. >> Well, there's been a couple years where. I've had to build it up, you know, like. uh I believe last year. >> muscle. Yeah. And then this offseason I. didn't really rest it as much. I just. kept yelling, kept singing, kept doing. stuff. And uh I feel like it's going to. just drop out of me at some point, but I. am very lucky to do my job. I am very. lucky uh to get to experience the things.
that I do. And one of them was getting a. chance to work alongside you. And I want. to let you know, thank you for allowing. me the opportunity to watch you do your. thing. Your family was so kind. That. entire Tulsa King family down there, everybody that's a part of it were so. kind to me. I appreciate you, man. Keep. going. Which one I want to ask you now? 50 years in this business. 50 years in. this business. Okay. You ready? >> Long time. Yeah. >> Yeah. But your energy is remarkable. I'm. watching you hand rewrite scripts in.
between takes inside the RV. Can you. just tell me why that is the case? And. how do you feel at this stage of your. career verse maybe uh in the past? Cuz. what from what I saw it was unbelievable. to watch you do your thing still. >> Uh thank you so much. You know, it's. it's people say, "Do you have nothing. left to prove?" But as you as you say in. your profession, you're not even. thinking about proving this is what the. animal does. This is basically how I I. perceive life is just constantly working.
it. I mean, we finished a 12-hour. writing marathon last night. My wife had. to pull me away from the table because, you know, you get into that uh almost. meditative state. You just don't want to. stop because it's flowing. And I've been. very g, you know, gifted in in having. that attribute. And I just don't want to. rest on laurels. Just keep going and. going and going and and you know just uh. like the challenge of the book the same. thing is just trying to show that. everyone can sort of be the hero in.
their own life. You know if you if. you've gone through some really horrible. things and you can list them and they're. terrible yet you got to the other side. and you're still standing having been. through all these trials and. tribulations. You're actually a hero, you know, not a movie hero, a real life. hero. So that's why I wrote the book. really to convey that. >> How long did it take for you to write. that book? You just talked about 12. hours of writing last night. I literally. with my own eyes watched you rewrite an. entire scene for Tulsa King that it was. going to be shot the next day. And then.
somebody had to come take a picture of. him rewriting it cuz it's all digital. these days, but he doesn't do the. digital. He's still doing the. handwriting thing. So they take a. picture. >> Yeah. Exactly. And still send it over. there. But how long did the book take. for you to write? And did you find. yourself emotional revisiting some of. those things? Excited? How'd you see it? >> No, it it gets emotional because what. happens I think you suppress a lot of. memories from the past especially when. they're not very favorable and then you. have to dig in and it gets to a point. sometimes you don't want to go all the.
way down Pat because I didn't want the. world to hell it's a pity party poor. guy. It's just enough. Everybody I've. always said has this kind of movie in. them. No one has it all, you know, green. lights and blue skies. There's a lot of. trials and tribulations. So, when you. dig into that, I mean, sometimes you're. crying on the page, sometimes you're you. have a bittersweet feeling, but it's. like a time machine. It's very very um I. guess you could call it therapeutic. because, you know, you survived it. So,
that that's good therapy. But the main. thing is I I it took about two years to. answer your question because it was. every time you know you finish something. and you go back and you go who wrote. this crap, you start all over again. What what person came in the middle of. the night and rewrote me? You go, it's. you. It's just. >> that was a certain time where the uh. brain flow was not as magical as it is. right now. I appreciate that you're a. perfectionist and it does feel like. you're continuing trying to better.
everything you're a part of. Which leads. me to how do you feel about the I Play. Rocky movie? I I think I've seen the guy. I've seen him talk now in the way he. looks. Uh he looks and sounds just like. I I don't know how many people have. tried to impersonate you throughout your. life. Probably everybody. But what are. your thoughts on the I Play Rocky movie? >> Okay. At at first I went in there being. incredibly skeptical because usually. they make those movies after you've. kicked the bucket. So now they're doing. it while you're alive so you can.
critique it. When I saw his his auto. tape that he did in the beginning, I. thought I was sort of looking at myself. I go I went to my daughters. I go, "Is. this as authentic as it looks?" She. goes, "Oh my god." You know, is that. kind of reaction? And I said, "Do I. really talk like that?" Hey, how you. doing? Unfortunately, yeah, that's. that's the truth. So, I ran the film and. it's still in its work print form, Pat. And I went, damn. Damn. This is this is.
literally history repeating itself. almost on the same date 50 plus years. ago in November. And it it's so surreal. because I think this kid's going all the. way. I think he might be walking down. the aisle on this one. >> Really? you know, he might be grabbing. the trophy because this is not him. This. is not his engine at all. He's a very. different character than I am. So, this. was a real portrayal that he built from. the ground up because he, you know, he's.
not that physical type, but he became. very strong, very physical. >> So, you like it? >> No. Yeah, I do. >> Yeah. Okay. It sounds like you like. because you're not, it's not necessarily. your film, right? Like, you you talked. about Nor. >> No, I wanted nothing to do with it, Pat. They came to me said, "Oh, I would like. to be a producer." I go, "Absolutely. not." Because I don't want people to. think that I'm sitting there, you know, doing a puff piece for some money grab. So, no, I had nothing. Zero. I have no. idea. I didn't They didn't even read my. book. This is all original on their.
behalf. >> Wow. So, I want to let you know then. that congratulations on living a life in. which there are people making full. movies about things that you've. accomplished and you've done in the. past. You're an American dream story, Python. and I hope you get these flowers. and take these flowers as they're. happening from outside of your world. Now, the boys have some questions about. your legendary run. Connor has the first. one. >> Yeah, Mr. Stallone, it's an honor, but. uh everyone kind of knew of you from, you know, the big screen movies and. everything and now with Tulsa King, it's.
much different being a TV series. What. were the challenges for you going from. movies to TV and just the difference in. production and everything? And did you. kind of dislike the idea originally when. it was like, hey, you could start doing. TV whereas you're so used to doing, you. know, big pictures on the big screen? >> Well, the truth is I really embraced it. because I we myself and Arnold were at. the really the beginning and maybe the. end of the real action genre per se.
before it became, you know, you know, Marvel world. So my I've been cloaked in. like a really in more of a outdoor. physical look for years and now in par. in Tulsa King you're completely covered. So the only thing you have going for. yourself is this that you have to convey. through this absent. You don't have. muscles, you don't have explosions, you. don't have this kind of cast of. thousands. So I love it because to me it.
is it just it came along. I don't know. if I could do this at 35 years old. It's. like there's a worldliness as you know. Pat there's a heaviness that you know I. bring to the character that is. experience which gives it authenticity. So to answer your question I think it's. fantastic. If I never did another film. again I wouldn't be you know be. remorseful. This more than enough checks. my boxes. >> Yeah. Watching you piece together an. entire scene is it's I mean I was just.
sitting there just watching it all come. together. >> I'm watching a master at work right now. Like I am literally doing that and I. everybody else on set feels the same. exact way because your folks at your. show there uh were so kind to me. They. knew that I wasn't like a very very uh. deep actor, you know, it wasn't like. something I was very comfortable with. So everybody was so kind, so welcoming. And then there was a lot of people that. were just like Cash most importantly was. like hey whenever Sly starts talking. just if you want to learn it just kind. of just like what I do. I just kind of. just watch him and yeah he's the best.
But it is it is very cool to watch you. do your thing and be a part of it. And. there's no reason I should be. And the. fact that you guys let me in there was. so kind. I want to let you know that. slot. >> man. You brought an authenticity that a. lot of actors can't achieve because they. act and and when you you are and that's. what you when you came on there I said. this guy's killing it because he's not. trying to be anything other than. himself. It's like okay if Pat now was a.
professional cop this would be his. personality. He wouldn't try to be dower. or loud. He So what you delivered was. exactly who you are and that made it so. real. So yeah, don't don't underestimate. your presence. Everyone loved it, by the. way. >> Okay, cool. Everybody was kind to me. I. enjoyed it. I'm excited to watch. First. episode I was a part of comes out last. Friday, I believe. This one where you. and me share a scene together, which. >> Yeah, you should. I'm [ __ ] my pants. before that. You know that, right? You. know that that's happening.
>> It is. It's nerve-wracking. This is a. whole this is it's like me going, "Hey, you want to play quarterback for the. Ravens?" No. Like, nah, thanks anyway. >> Yeah. In this scene right here, it's. literally me and him at uh at a table. and they we ended here a little bit. early than what it gets into, but it's. this is a real scene. It was real rep. ramifications and real story that's. taking place in there. So, it was uh it. was cool to be there. Thank you for the. opportunity. I know you guys are. shooting right now, but season 4 is uh.
from everything I know about it as a. Tulsa King fan. I I original Tulsa King. fan. So, whenever the opportunity is. presented, it's like I know the story. I. literally know everybody that's in it. I. understand the situation. So, that was. easy for me. But then reading through. what I got to read through, which isn't. the entire season, but certainly the. parts I was part of, I'm like, "Oh, season 4 is damn good." Not easy to get. seasons like that and keep people in. I'm glad you said that because you've. lost the element of surprise. So people. think, "Oh, it's just a sequel is a.
money graph." Quite often it is, but. it's very hard to impress the audience. Like with Rocky, I always The key was I. have to get a bigger, tougher opponent. That was it. I had to get it. It's all. about the villain. So in this show, the. one that you're in, we have some major. villains which really kind of propel the. show. >> Yeah, I think so. And I um I'm honored. to be a part of it. Watching myself and. everything is still kind of a bit weird. You know, it is. >> it never will get easy. I'm just warning. you.
>> Well, you I want to let you know your. kindness is real. I had Peter Berg coach. me up and then I had Sylvester Stallone. saying the words are the words. The. words are the words. >> You're in good hands. You're in good. hands. >> Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying my. absolute best. I am. I absolutely am. Ty. has a question for you, Rocky. >> Yeah, Sly, you just mentioned how. sequels are money grabs. First and. foremost, I just want to say if you ever. consider doing a cliffhanger sequel, I. will write you a blank check right now. So, that may be true, but I'm still I'm. still waiting for that. But I am curious.
uh when it comes to Rocky and Rambo and. I guess you know pretty much the. Expendables as well. While you're making. the initial movie, did you have any idea. that it was going to spawn so many. sequels and and you know, like, hey, I'm. going to be able to play these. characters for the next 40 years of my. life. Like could you feel that while you. were making the first one of all those. different franchises? >> I I sort of did because you don't know. quite yet how it's going to turn out. But in the middle there's this kind of.
six sense you go this is a good film and. I can work with this because this. character can go on and also you know. when it's a turkey and you have another. six months to film a horror show. I know. it's going we all know we're going down. It's not like everyone gets together go. how can we make a bomb but it happens. quite often and and it's a drag but yes. you know certain ones work and you know. like stopping my mom will shoot will.
never be made again so that's kind of a. thing you know what I mean. >> what about cliffhanger he said a blank. check I don't. >> cliffhanger the fact is that time has. moved on I think that film came out in. like 93 so it would be pretty hard to be. that I would still. to the side of. >> No, we believe you would. We believe you. would. This is the highest grossing. >> protege. >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Look at those. fingers. They're ready to lock in there. like Alex Hold. Yeah. >> Uh high highest grossing action hero of.
all time. Okay. No questions asked. whenever you talk about that world. He's. also maybe the greatest stogy smoker in. the history of television and cameras. Go ahead, Tone. >> Yeah, Mr. Salone, as a fellow Stogie. smoker, um you are one of the most. famous cigar smokers in the world. Not. because you go out there and you always. you're doing it on film or anything, but. people know that you do all the time. And do you have any recommend since. you've been doing it? I believe you quit. because of uh Rocky. You quit smoking. cigarettes and moved to cigars during. Rocky. So, as a 50-year.
>> cigar smoker, do you have any. recommendations? What's your favorite. type? A Connecticut rapper, a dark. rapper? Anything else that we should be? >> I'm going to give you this. Wow. >> This is a new cigar affection magazine. No one has seen it. I'm giving it to you. a month early. >> Hey, thank you. Thank you. That's awesome. >> Thank you, Sly. >> I The fallback cigar to me has always. been Monte Crystal number two, the. bullet, the torpedo. I mean, it's just a. kind of a foolproof cigar. I think the. goiba benecki, but that will put you in.
the poor house. >> After about a box of those, you go, geez, I got to get a second job. And. I've actually started to come out. I. just literally have one coming out by. the Monte Cristo brand that will. probably launch in about six months. I. think it's going to be called 72 which. represents the steps. It's really quite. beautiful the cigar. So it looks just. like a Monte Cristo, but you you know. you find your own blend. Like I tend to. like a cigar that doesn't knock you on. your ass cuz I've had those. I've had.
cigars so strong that I go out to the. first tea at 9 in the morning and I. literally took a swing and and fell. >> Can't have that. >> I took a knee. I took a knee on the. first tea. I go I got to stop right. here. because that's how strong the. cigars were. So, I'm trying to make it a. little less brutal. >> Okay. So, you got a Monte Cristo cigar. coming out 72 in 6 months. We'll take 10. boxes and then um. >> you got it. It's on the way. It's called. 72. >> Has this been announced yet?
>> No. No, not exactly. But the the whole. process is really quite remarkable when. you put it all together because it's. it's just gorgeous. I mean, it really. is. I wish I would I I if I had planned. ahead of time, I would have shown it. because there's so much there's so much. going on here when when they do the. whole with the deck, you know, and it's. always beautiful and the steps. It's. going to be pretty major. I'm going to. I'm going to really go out and promote. it that and you know the vodka that we. talk about and I wanted that Dwight.
wants to get into the liquor business. because it's naturally with gangsters. So we went out and we literally started. a vodka called Carbonati which we go to. Italy. In other words, you work it into. the shows. >> Yeah, of course. Live the gimmick, brother. Yeah, live the gimmick. I I. love it cuz you are, you know, Dwight. the general man Freddy on set and you. know it feels like you do pull from your. life. Now what what happens you know. behind the scenes? >> The general's got to do what the.
general's got to do. You know the. general's got to handle the the business. that he's got to handle. But I like how. real the sets. >> I walked into. >> I mean, it's an actual bar down there. The buck. It is actual bar. >> The bread the buck. Yeah. >> Yeah. Bread the buck. They have It's an. actual bar full. You It could have a. They could open that up and people would. be like, "This is an actual bar.". >> Then they have a uh what? The winery. The winery. You guys build an entire. winery. It's like you walk into Italy. This entire thing is kind of happening. The sets are immaculate. Everything's so. professional that you do. Thank you for.
giving us the heads up about cigaricado. a month out. Thank you for giving us a. head heads up about 72 Monte Cristo. coming out in six months. And if you. want to break any more news, uh you said. you were writing yesterday for 12 hours. and uh. >> Yeah. Yeah. You know, you see because we. this season it we're in New York right. now as you can see. We're filming. >> in Manhattan. >> Cuz we thought that Tulsa it needed to. be upgraded. Like we we pretty much we. burned Tulsa to the ground. Now we need.
to a new hunting ground. So where do the. gangsters come from? New York. So I come. back and it's going to be a really. interesting. Should Dwight have ever. come back? Can you really go back home. again and reclaim your youth? And the. answer is not really. You know, you have. to accept you have to accept transition. and be graceful about it. You cannot. have what was in the past. It's never. quite the same. You know, you might get. it, but it isn't as romantic as you. think it's going to be. So, it's it's a.
really interesting story. We have some. very badass guys. There's so many. different gangs now in New York. I could. just keep shooting all day and they. still come out like cockroaches. >> Well, good luck out in New York. Uh, General, and I don't want to spoil. anything, but if you need a detective, you know, you just you just let old Wak. know, you know, you you let Detective. Wak know if you need anything. >> That's right, Waznjak. You got it, bat. Keep punching. Thank you.
>> You're the man, ladies and gentlemen. That's New York Times bestseller, Sylvester Sal. >> Yeah, there's a bunch of them shooting. in New York. Bunch of people just. watching them in the middle of the. street shoot, you know, >> and I'm seeing like the people that I. met on set in the back. I'm like, man, it's really cool. Like, they've done an. incredible job with that show. >> But the people on that show have been. around like makeup, costume, uh, shooters, you know, the directors. interesting. Um, and I don't know if. this how it is for everything, but I. think because of it being a series or a.
show, >> you you rotate the directors, I guess. So, like movie director is director. Peter Berg, for instance, did the. mosquito bowl. Then you go to Tulsa. King. I went down there multiple. different times, had different directors. for it, and I guess they rotate them to. get more people in there, more. opportunities or whatever it is. But. he's rewriting the scripts for the. tomorrow shoot literally by hand in his. RV. And then somebody from the show. who's been there for 10 years comes in. and they take a picture of it. Then they.
send it in the group that says, "Uh, Sly. wants to change blah blah blah to. tomorrow." And then they take a picture. Then somebody has to type that up. Then. it gets put in the thing and then it. gets shot right back to us on hard sheet. in like 10 minutes. It was like the the. efficiency of the entire thing is how it. operates. It's like this guy's fully. invested in everything he's still doing. He's the one that brings the juice to. the set every single time. And whenever. he walks in, you literally just kind of. like, holy [ __ ] you know, and he's so. kind, hey, you know, and he's always. smoking. It is. >> the aura.
>> That's oneonone. That's what it came out. like, uh, >> Pat McAfei is going to try to be the. next Sylvester Stallone. It's like there. will never be another Sylvester. Stallone. I know that. I'm not the. person that said that. Whoever said. that, I think, is trying to maybe draw. comparisons of like build it yourself, own it yourself, blah blah blah, that. whole thing. But it's like there will. never be another Sylvester Sloan. biggest action hero in the history and. uh very rarely gets his flowers. I'm. happy it's going to happen right now. Ty. >> Yeah, he's the man. And yeah, like you. said, there are no action stars anymore. to the level that he was in the 90s.
He's biggest star in the world, arguably. >> Yeah. And his pen. magic. We're back on the other side. Be. a friend. Tell a friend something nice. might change your life. See you then. We have an opportunity to give away. $75,000. to a giving Daniel Vor. >> Absolutely. >> You're a sophomore, correct? >> Yeah. >> What is your major? >> Civil engineering. >> Okay. So, what's that mean? What is. civil engineering? >> Uh,
I don't really know. >> Have you ever kicked a ball before? >> I have. I have. >> Wayne, were you a soccer player? >> Soccer player. Yeah. >> Okay. How were you at kicking soccer. ball? It's pretty good. >> I was okay. I was good. Have you ever. said anything negative about football. kickers? >> Maybe once or twice. >> DANIEL. DAMN, DANIEL. WE DON'T NEED. THAT. YOU MAKE A FIELD GOAL here from 33. yards uphill. You're the civil engineer. You'd have to tell me. I think it's. about a 40 yard kick. If you're able to. do that, we will give you $75,000. >> All right. >> He's got no laces. >> Yeah. What do we got going here? Can we.
get Can we get a shot of shoes? >> What time of the shoes? >> Daniel showed up in his vans with no. races. What time did you get here for. this? about 11:40 last night. >> Need a lot of power. >> Good luck, Daniel. >> I'm not feeling it. Not feeling it. >> Just like everything this morning, that.
was a surprise. We did not expect that. >> We got to go. One more kick. >> for $100,000. >> You got this, dude. >> Let's go. >> How about this, Daniel? How about this, Daniel? Not only is this one for. $100,000, if you make it, we'll add. another $100,000 to the $500,000. donation we're about to make from. College Game Day to the hurricane.
relief. It could be 600,000 if you make. this with a h 100,000 going into your. pocket. Daniel, this is bigger than you. LET'S MAKE A KICK. >> WAY TO OVERCOME the shoes here. That was. a heck of an effort. >> Come on. You got this. >> In Berkeley, California. >> You got it. >> Hell yeah.
Great job. >> Daniel, are you kidding me? >> 1140. He was there.
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18 in college, 19 in the NFL. Our coach, Coach Mcan. >> Hey, Charlie. Charlie, >> good to see you, Charlie. Regardless, we. got a chance to chitchat with um you. know, Sylvester Stallone that last hour. I know he's a legendary Italian. Has he. won the super duper Italian of the year. award that you got a couple years back? >> Probably 10 times over. If he's not on. that list, something's wrong. >> Okay. Well, I think maybe we should. start pioneering for him to or lobbying. for him to uh potentially win the super. duper Italian of the year cuz I didn't. see it in his list of accolades. Toxic.
table at Boston Conor at Tai Schmidt. Did you see it con man? >> I didn't see it and it should be called. the Stallone Award. I don't if he has it. then it's a fake award. >> It's a super duper Italian. That's one. half of the Hammer D Cowboys AP tone. I. think it's called the Super Duper. Italian of the year. >> I'm pretty sure it's not called that. He. knows what the Chuckets called. Well, I. don't I'm I'm trying to look it up, Chuck. >> What's it called? >> Pull the pull the damn sheet up again. >> Pull Okay, so you don't know what the. name is. It sounds like. >> the National Italian.
>> of the year. >> Super duper. >> No, I didn't hear a super duper. >> piso of the year. >> Okay, so it's a national Italian paisone. of the year. Chuck Pagano has won it. Many other legendary Italians have won. it. We have lobbied for many Italians in. the past. We are happy you got a chance. to enjoy that up there on Lake Geneva. >> Yeah, up there. We can't wait. Maybe we. get the broadcast from up at the Garati. Festival. I'm not 100% sure, but we need. Sylvester Stallone to win one of those. And him writing right now for 12 hours. yesterday. That's for what he's shooting. right now. That's what he did for Rocky.
>> Like when he was filming Rocky, he would. shoot Rocky all day. Boom boom boom. Go. take a nap or eat some food, wake up, write the next day, shoot it again. Got. it done under budget and under time, and. then it would go on to be one of the. greatest of all time. You're talking. about a super duper Italian right there. Maybe he should get introduced at Gratzi. Festival sometime. Joining us now is a. man who will never win the Italian of. the year award. >> Well, >> I don't think so, but he is a college. football national champion, Super Bowl.
champion, and a Ryder Cup winner. Ladies. and gentlemen, Paiso AJ Hawkini. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. No, I don't think. I have any Italian unfortunately for for. you guys. But yeah, Sly and Jud all in. the first hour. What a show, man. >> Yeah. pretty crazy, you know. I assume. um I assume that's supposed to be. normal, but it is not and never will be. uh in our lives or anybody's very. thankful for both their time. Excited to. see Jay Sud as guest picker this weekend. at Notre Dame. Huge weekend, huge story.
coming out of college football, AJ. And. uh I'm telling you, devastating news for. the Miami Hurricanes fans in which we. have one that is uh within earshot of me. 80% of my life during football season. Just heartbreaking news out of Miami. Malachi Tony got a high ankle sprain. Will have uh the tightroppe surgery I do. believe is normally the surgery that is. performed on these types of injuries. He. will hope to be back by playoff time, but obviously going to miss the next few.
weeks. Certainly miss a massive game. against number 11 in the CFP polls Notre. Dame this weekend. Gumpy, I don't want. to be the, you know, guy that says, "Hey, Gump, you need to speak now." But. this is tough for a team that just got. number one in the CFP, running it back. after losing in the national. championship last year. You have two. guys in the top three of the Heisman. Award. And one of them now, who's one of. the greatest players we've seen in. college football, misses extended time down the stretch.
I'm sorry this happened at practice and. I'm sorry this happened to you, Gumpy. College football is weeping because of. this. Everybody but Notre Dame. College. football, everybody but Notre Dame are. weeping because of this Gumpy. >> Yeah, it's an absolute heartbreaker. Whenever you needed a big play, it was. him every time. Every third down, every. fourth down, he got the ball. He always. had the ball in his hands. But, uh, we. got some guys that I think will be able. to fill his boots a little bit. We got. Dre Jacobs, South Carolina transfer is. pretty good. Barade, who came from Duke.
with Mensah, he's very good. Uh, those. guys are going to have to step up. Upshaw as well can play in the slot. So. he'll probably fill in there. And. Loftton right there doing that jump. He's going to get the ball a lot more. So we got to just kind of weather the. storm here until we can hopefully get. him back. >> Notre Dame was 5 and a half point. favorites yesterday. It's moved to 7 and. 1/2 point favorites now after the. Malachi Tony announcement. College. football so unpredictable. I mean AJ, you guys lose your starting quarterback. in a game in which you win over Indiana, then you get absolutely slaughtered by. USC. Not saying it's because of the.
quarterback, but everything can change. so quickly. I think we're experiencing. that on a Wednesday at practice down in. Coral Gables. >> Yeah, we are. And we know we we hear. about the whole all the NIL stuff and. all the talent being spread spread. around that teams aren't able to be as. deep because you're right. If you're a. four or five star guy sitting in, you. know, the two or three deep, you're. going to transfer somewhere, but let's. let's see how deep these teams are. But. the thing is like Malachi Tony is one of. one special talent. We saw him as a true. freshman uh in person last year and he's. just what he can do. like you can't. teach, you can't coach, but yeah, you.
can try to, you know, use the rest of. your talent. They still have tons of. talent in that team, but yeah, just a. heartbreaker for this team and for. Malachi. >> Spraining your ankle in practice means. you're going 110% in practice, too. Everything this guy does is good. He. blocks downfield. He'll he is everything. you want in a wide receiver. Everything. you want in a guy that could potentially. win a Heisman. And obviously Miami is. going to have to miss him. Mario. Crystal, next man up mentality. Hopefully has the guys ready for a huge. one in South Bend. Notre Dame has to win. this game to remain in the CFB.
>> Joining us now is a man who might have. some thoughts on this. He's a damn good. dog. >> Oh, >> I believe he's the biggest writer ESPN. has. >> For sure. >> So that would mean largest one of the. largest journalist. Is that is that. >> he won the largest journalist award? I. think. >> journalist of the year award. >> and then he lost a lot of weight. >> Is that right? >> Yeah. >> Joining us now, we don't know if that's. true. Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Schlawback.
I thought you said you gonna pron. finally pronounce my name right the next. time I was on. >> I thought I did it right there. Did I. not schllob back? I said. >> Pete had to tell you the correct. pronunciation. Schlay ball. >> Nah. >> Sllayball like playball. >> But it can it can Yeah. I remember I. told you the the greatest pronunciation. ever was down at the beach with my. buddies. Remember what I told you? >> No. What' you say? Shivalich Party of. Seven. Party of seven. >> Yeah, I see. We don't do that. >> I got a Dulio the other day.
>> Yeah, there's a couple names. I will say. I said schllo back and I thought that. was what you told me down at that game. and said completely wrong. It's play. ball. Mark play ball. >> Okay, got it. Okay, so we're doing. baseball back there. Let's do college. football a little bit, Mr. Schlay ball. Um, everybody's pissed about the. rankings for the college football. playoff about a couple different things. Obviously, why is UCLA that low? Indiana, they even look like they're. world beaters. Barely beat Michigan, barely beat Minnesota. Now, they're the. reigning national champions. Have only.
lost one game in like 26 or something. like that, but people upset about how. they've looked maybe in a couple of the. wins that they've had instead. There's. also a lot of SEC question marks. happening, some other stuff. What's your. big takeaway, Schllay Ba, from the first. CFP? And what do you think happens this. weekend with all the games that have. impact on all these numbers at the top. of the ranking? >> Yeah, when I saw the rankings Tuesday. night, the the big ones that jumped out. at me were were Indiana at number four. Having beaten a ranked team, you know,
another soft non-conference schedule. Obviously, the the defending national. champions, but uh struggled to beat. Michigan in overtime, you know, had. needed a 60-yard field goal to get to. overtime against Minnesota. great kick. >> You know, if you're perfect, I think you. that makes up for the um non soft. non-conference schedule, but them at. number four, Bama at number five and. Texas at number seven, you know, I know. Kurt Signetti and Kirk Ference and other. people have taken exception with ESPN's.
close connections to the SEC and and. everything else. I don't think there's. a, you know, an inherent bias with the. selection committee. I just think they. kind of feel like SEC losses are or. frequent flyer miles. If you had enough. of them, you might have get to go. somewhere in December. >> Uh, >> you feel good about that? You feel good. about that? How many times have you used. that? >> Yeah, they uh. >> Yeah, >> you know, they just it seems like they. just, you know, want to give the Tide. and the Longhorns a participation trophy. and a first round buy, but um I think up.
to this point it's about who you've. played and who you've beaten. more so. even who you've played to see two lost. Bama up there, two lost Texas up there, two lost miss up there, 10 SEC teams in. the top 25, I think five in the top 12. Um, that's a lot. But, you know, I I get. where Signetti's coming from, and I get. where Kirk Ference and others are coming. from, but look, the Big 10 talked a lot. during the summer about being the.
preeminent conference in college. football and unseating the SEC and and. we really haven't seen it. >> Who say we got three different NATIONAL. CHAMPS FROM THE NORTH, PAL? >> SIGNETTI, I believe. I'd have to go back. and check my notes, AJ, but there was a. lot of talk and deservedly so. I mean, what won three straight national. championships, so you can talk, but then. you got to, you know, you got to. continue it. >> Yeah. The game start. >> Well, we'll see how this playoff run. goes. But I would say that there's a lot. of disappointment in some of the teams. at the top of the Big 10 and how they're.
representing Big 10 football and what we. were expecting out of their massive. rosters and uh a lot of success. I think. Oregon is at the top of the list of what. everybody thought would be versus what. they actually are. And it's crazy to. think, but if you you hire two bad. coordinators or coordinators that aren't. necessarily best for your team, you can. go from. >> penthouse to out house really quick. And. I think Dan Landing's experiencing that. in Oregon. And I think what a lot of. people in the SEC would say is, yeah, exactly. Now that the Big 10 is a little.
bit deeper and a little bit better, Northwestern's good, UCLA's good, Minnesota's even a better team than they. had been in the past, you're going to. fall into some of these losses like the. SEC has been having for the long time. is basically what the South has been. saying, right? Am I not I don't want to. speak for you guys because I don't have. the proper draw or maybe the proper. perspective, but I do think you guys. have been pounding the drum about how. deep you are for a long time. Big 10. feels as if they're finally have some. real depth because of NIL and now. they're all beating the hell out of each. other, which kind of goes back to what. you guys say about the SEC every year.
Is that an accurate depiction of how you. guys are kind of whining a little bit. about what's going on here? >> No, I mean, look, it's why they didn't. want to go to nine conference games. Kirby Smart after he beat Florida last. week said he can't practice the way he. did back in 21 and 22 when they won. national championships and he talked to. other coaches about it. You know, it's. it's like do you want to do you want to. practice hard every week and or do you. want to save guys for games and and I. think people across the country have. have had to pull back on how on hard how.
hard they've had to to practice. I don't. know that the bloody Tuesdays are as. bloody as they used to be in Athens, Georgia. Okay, speaking of Georgia, Georgia is sitting at number two in the. opening ranking for CFP. Six teams in. the last 12 years have gone on to win. from the number two hole. Feels like. that's the actual spot that you want to. be at uh in these rankings. Anybody. outside number four winning only. happened once. That was the first year. with Ohio State. So, seemingly the CFP. committee Malachi Tony injury certainly. throws quite a wrench into the entirety,
but they normally have the top four. teams right. Schlaybot, do you kind of. view it that way this year or do you. think this year has more parody and. unpredictability than maybe years past? Oh, >> I don't think there's any question. there's more parody. I think what are. there only three unbeatens left out of. the power fours? I think when I looked. on Tuesday night when I did the playoff. ranking story, I think there were only. nine teams in power four with with one. loss. Um, so I I don't think there's any. question. I mean, look, Georgia is. sitting there number two. Georgia's got. the worst loss of of any team in the top.
12, the loss to Auburn. That's a bad. Auburn football team, but they played. they played well enough that day and and. Georgia turned it over three times. Um, you know, I thought BYU when they. knocked off Notre Dame, I had BYU at. like number six in my way too early. rankings back in January and people. thought I was crazy and I think BYU is. really good, but then they go to they. beat Notre Dame and then they go lose to. UCF in Orlando. So, it's um a lot more. parody. I agree with what you said at. the top before I came on. You know, you.
don't have as much depth. I mean, that. 2122 Georgia team at Jordan Davis and uh. Jaylen Carter on the second string. defensive line. >> Those days are never happening again. >> That's right. >> I mean, you look at Ohio State, Ohio. State, AJ, great football team until. sand goes down. >> Yeah. AJ. AJ has the last question for you about. all that with the Ohio State and the. injuries happening. >> Yeah. What do you think uh happens, Mr. Schlay Ball, when like when all was said. and done? Obviously, Ohio State know.
they got to win out to get in with two. losses. Is there a chance a team like. that with three losses gets in? And how. do you think everything plays out? >> Yeah, I think I think there could be two. at least two teams with three losses. that get in. I mean, if it's an SEC. team, you definitely know they're. getting in, Pat. But, um. >> Well, NO, DON'T SAY THAT ON WE DON'T WE. DON'T PROMOTE THAT. WE DON'T BELIEVE. THAT. We don't believe that. Um, I mean. that loss last week I thought Fahhe. played okay and the defense didn't show. up. I mean given up 30 points and this. is a defense you that's the most what. they' given up in their last 31 games.
Win at Indiana which is obviously going. to hold up. They got a win at Iowa which. is really difficult is going to hold up. A one-point loss at Texas obviously the. committee loves Texas. Um play Oregon at. home. Northwestern much improved at. Nebraska tough. And then the game at the. end of the year, I Ohio State wins out, they're they're in. I think, you know, they lose lose one more, I think they'll. have an argument. Um, you know, if the. quarterback keeps playing well and gets. better, uh, I think they'd they'd have a. better argument. I think, you know, you.
can write off last week is is not having. the quarterback, but I think there were. more question marks than than just the. the guy under center. >> Agreed. You're seeing Jeremiah Smith get. a catch right there. There's been. numerous things like that that F he was. able to do. He is a rookie. He is going. to learn. He is going to get better. But. they do seemingly hold injuries against. you. Uh, and I I I mean it popped up. here while we're chatting like Miami. losing Malachi Tony. They lose to Notre. Dame, lose a couple other games. I think. this committee will. >> Oh yeah, >> they will punish them. I I I think they.
will punish them for an injury to a very. very impactful player and that we still. have all that in front of us with a lot. of big games. We hope no more injuries, but getting it right in who's available, who's not available, who's hurt, who's. not hurt, it'll never be good. That's. why the 2014 playoff. >> Oh, >> looking nice, >> huh? Huh? >> Then, >> huh, Schllay, >> we can sit here and complain about. whether or not five loss Auburn should. get in next year. All. right, that's a lot better than what. it's going to be whenever inevitably.
some three loss or maybe even a four. loss team after the conference. championship game, which is uh going. gone, gets into uh the tournament and. then there's some team that has like one. loss or two losses in a different. conference and they're getting. overlooked. Then maybe the sentiment. towards 24 teams will change. But until. then, radical change doesn't matter who. is going to be uh especially with the. stats that the top four teams are. probably going to end up winning it. anyways. So if you make this a 32 team. field or a 64. >> No. And it goes top eight.
>> and top 16. You know, you kind of just. have to multiply it and all those teams. will have an opportunity to win a. national. >> No, what we're saying is the stats say. we pretty much already know who's. probably going to go. All this other. stuff is just kind of. >> I think it's different this year. >> Yeah, I think so, too. I I genuinely. believe but until we see it, >> right? You know, like if the number two, if Georgia wins at all, it's going to be. like, okay, for the 11th straight year, teams that started in the top four. ranking have won the national. championship. Do we always know who it's.
going to be before we even get into it? And we're just hoping other teams are. going to get hot because Miami snuck in. last year, almost got the job done. So. maybe there will be a Cinderella story. in football just like there is. >> in basketball. Now, speaking of. Cinderella stories, we saw we went to. ESPN.com and we read Connor has a. question for you. Schlayb. >> Yeah, Schlaw. I'm not calling you. Slaybaw. I'm calling you Schlaw. But. Schlaw, uh, I read your article about. the Liv golf. You seemed bummed that. there's a chance it might be coming to.
an end. What is the latest when it comes. to Liv and the PGA Tour and where do you. see everything kind of going from here? Yeah, I mean, not to dance on anyone's. grave, but you know, um, they could not. come to an agreement with BC Partners. Credit, a UK based financeier that had. pledged $300 million to kind of take. over for for Saudi Arabia's uh, public. investment fund, which pulled out in. April. So, they're going to file a new. bankruptcy plan on uh, Monday and go.
towards liquidation. what they have. that's actually worth anything. I'm not. exactly sure yet, but. >> there's a couple golf bags. They got. goat. >> golf cases. >> So, we're saying it's over. The BC. partners in London, the financers were. going to be the ones that were going to. front the money that they owed to the. golfers, right? That's what it was. It. was going to be 300 million or something. like that. How was that going to work. out? >> Uh the 300 million was, you know, that. was the primary financing. It's for live. 2.0. And they were going to have 10. tournaments, maybe five in the US, five.
overseas, $10 million purses. You know, they. couldn't make six billion go around. So, I'm not sure how they're going to make. 300 million go to everybody that wants. it. But, um, yeah, it's, uh, it it's. over. After 5 years, $6 billion, it's. over. It started with a shotgun start. and it ended with a Nerf gun shot. So, here we are. >> Oh, nice. >> You felt so good about that. I know. Look at the break. Yeah. Yeah, that one. was loved. What were you calling it a. couple months ago? Barely live in. >> Barely Living. Now it's uh no longer.
living. Unfortunately, it look it's. going to be really interesting to see. what happens. I I think it's it's going. to be the 2027 season might go down as. the greatest season in DP World Tour. history. >> Yeah. >> Because you're going to have John Rom. You guys are going to be waking up at 6. a.m. >> to watch John Rom and Tier Hatton and. Sergio Garcia, my guy, and Ian Palter, all those dudes going back. You know, I. think it's August 24th of next year. would be the first time any of those. live guys could come back to the PGA.
Tour if we go off what Patrick Reed and. some other guys had have had to do a. one-year suspension uh from their last. live tournament. Bryson Dshambo, I'm not. sure, guys. Again, I I told you before, I think he's in a different pod, as the. selection committee likes to say. um the. fact that he sued and remained a. plaintiff against the PGA tour and has. said some negative things. I I think his. punishment might be a little more. severe. >> Okay. So, we think live guys coming back.
to the PGA after a year with the DP tour. and we think Bryson Dshambo probably not. coming back to PGA if we had to project. >> within a year. Yeah, within a year. And. look, he's one of the biggest. personalities in golf. He's a villain to. some, you know, a two-time US Open. champion. You'll see him at the majors. I just don't know where you're going to. see him the rest of the year. I just I. have a pretty strong suspicion it's not. going to be on the PGA Tour. And I look, Brooks Kepka came back in that under. that returning member program back in.
January, paid a $5 million fine, gave up. equity in PGA Tour Enterprises. That was. a oneshot deal. Dshambo was eligible, Ron was eligible, Cam Smith was. eligible. None of them took it and. stayed with Live Golf. And Brian Rolap, the PGA Tour CEO, has said numerous. times that that was a onetime deal and. as of right now, we're not bringing it. back. >> There are consequences to your actions. There was very loud conversations. whenever Liv started about how bad PGA. is. Now, I do believe PGA players have.
benefited from Liv being added in with. purses and elevated events and uh better. treatment and scheduling and everything. like that. I think Liv did point out a. lot of things that we did not know, but. just the thought that. >> we we didn't know they were looking to. try to make it a positive business. It. it seemed like they were just kind of. like creating something to create. something. Turns out if you don't earn a. dollar and your product is [ __ ] the. people that are seemingly a bottomless. pit of money are going to inevitably. turn that off at some point if something. very serious happens that they need to. turn their attention to. Feels like.
that's what happened here. We will all. learn this lesson as we go forward and. we can't wait to see all the best. golfers back playing against each other. >> not so far from now. You're the best. Thank you, Slayba. >> Thanks, guys. As my buddy Brandle. Shambbley just said on Golf TV, on Golf. Channel, Liv thought they were. beachfront property in Malibu. They. found out their rental share was in. Toledo. >> That's Mark Slayball. >> Maybe Slay Ball. >> The ball. >> Toledo, Ohio. >> Yeah. which is a great place to have a.
rental share. >> Yeah, especially because uh the Rockets. are really on the up and to the right. train. >> Yes, they are. >> Toledo Rockets are really bringing them. in. So, Liv's done. >> Yeah. Who could have seen that coming? >> Good run. >> When that guy came out with those shoes. on, you remember whenever uh whenever. the Saudi Arabian fund said, "We are no. longer just going to be your. >> Oh, they're like. >> bottomless piggy bank." And then they. hired a new CEO or a new president and. he came out sitting on really cool. chairs and I forget what his shoes were. like maybe Louis Vuitton shoes or.
something and he said we're gonna keep. this going. We're gonna be able to find. it. We just didn't fully understand. where he was coming from but he had a. lot of confidence literally from his. shoes to his brain and uh inevitably it. ended up not being a piece of content. that they wanted. So if it was going to. be live 2.0 with a different backer, they were just pitching a concept and. trying to prove that it was going to be. different than the original. That was. probably never going to work. But happy. they made changes to golf to make the. golfers lives better and our golf fandom. better. Them getting back under one uh. umbrella will be good for all of us. >> Yes,
>> shout out to them. >> And if there was a season to miss, it. would kind of be next year because that. fed uh the FedEx match play at the end. of the season tournament that they're. starting in 2028 would probably be the. best time to be back for those main. golfers to be in it. >> Uh here's live golf's official press. release on shutting down. Throughout the. windown process, the company will remain. open to and continue to consider any. value maximizing alternatives with third. parties that may arise. Hey, if you got. a [ __ ] ton of money, we still got ideas. >> We're not dead yet.
>> We still got ideas over here. Uh, super. geniuses everywhere. We do appreciate. the efforts and I like that athletes got. flooded with a bunch of money. But as a. group of people that covered this in. real time, it felt like there was real. heat between the players that stayed and. didn't take the hundreds and hundreds of. millions of dollars and the players that. did. And I think the PGA has a fine. Brian Rolap who was with the NFL at the. time, wasn't even with the PGA at the. time. He has a fine line he's gonna have. to walk to not piss off his constituents. that didn't take $400 million.
life-changing money to go golf or 500 or. 700 million, whatever it was, whatever. Rory, whatever Rory was being offered at. the time to stay with the PGA for the. good of golf. We're doing this for the. past. We're doing this for the future. We're doing this for the PGA. There was. a lot of those guys. Rory was the face. of it. Turned down a lot of money. Those. guys all took that massive paycheck and. they're like, "Yeah, well you we're. going to beat you." And it's like that. got really contentious. Really, really. contentious. So now that Liv has failed. mightily, those guys have still gotten a.
majority of the money. These guys never. got any of the Liv money. And now they. have to come back. Good luck to Ro. balancing all that, AJ. >> Yeah, it should be fun to try to Yeah, because and they they're always around. each other, too. Like they're so they. share the locker room every single week, every tournament. They eat like in. similar spots. Like it's going to be uh. it'll be fun. Hopefully it creates some. rivalries that Netflix is still filming. their behind the scenes stuff, aren't. they? Yeah, I mean whenever Vince bought. WCW, you know, everybody had to kind of. put their swords aside, come together, but the sword's still kind of being in. the backs of a lot of people. All.
generated the best type of stuff. Sounds. like Bryson Dshambo probably not going. to be back with the PGA. Did you Did you. hear that? >> Yeah, that sounds like that might be a. done deal. >> That's what Schlayball basically. I. don't know. Everybody else there. I. think there's a path. >> D Sham, bro. He kept his name on the. lawsuit. He's very open. He's still a. pliff. A lot of things he said pissed a. lot of people off. Once again, Rollup. wasn't there whenever this happened. He's now the head of PGA. How do they. avoid it? We shall see. Let's move on to. the NFL tonight. Week nine is kicking. Go ahead. Go ahead.
>> Well, D Shambo is also the one on CNN. where the, you know, he took a brunt of. it too on the other side. Remember the. anchor asked Dshambo while he was being. interviewed about, you know, the. families affected by 9/11. Like, he was. the face of that side. And he was. definitely kind of made out as the. villain of all those guys. Him and Phil. >> Yeah, him and Phil. And then Rory was. captain PGA. So it was. >> and that was when Dshan Bro was hitting. the ball 400 yards. He was the greatest. show in golf at that point. >> 12 protein shakes a day.
>> Man, how will it be related? >> Blew up. >> Yeah, he got super jacked. Super. handsome, you know, nerdy guy, super. handsome. All of a sudden, he became a a. desirable figure in golf. And it makes. you think. >> we were excited for the athletes to get. offered that amount of money. >> for sure. like very happy for athletes. getting offered that amount of money to. do a sport, something they've worked. their entire life for, but what could. have been, you know, with all those guys. playing against each other. We'll see it. again a year from now. >> from my understanding. >> Or we won't.
>> What? It sounds like we might. >> might take a couple. >> All right, let's get back to the NFL cuz. he got a big one tonight. Week nine's. kicking off in Baltimore. Joey Faniano. leads the Baltimore Ravens against. Trevor Lawrence and the Jacksonville. Jaguars. On the call this evening is a. man who's the face of college game day, the face of college football prime time. on ESPN and ABC. Friend of the program, absolute legend. Ladies and gentlemen, Kirk Herbstre, >> how we doing? What's going on, boys? >> Well, I'll tell you, we didn't expect to. do the live is dead conversation, but.
Slayball wrote an absolute masterpiece. and got to the bottom of it after we. chitchated about the college football. playoff, which I can't wait to hear your. thoughts. Uh, let's get into it. Herby, you were in that room. You were the one. that put the CFP rankings out. You are. the face of SEC ESPN. We know that even. though they have a list of people on. that committee, we know that they have a. list of people on that committee and. your name's not on that list. And we. didn't see you put a hat down, okay, on.
the hat rack and walk in there. We know. exactly. You probably told them that's. what they should do. We know that you. have a phone call, a direct line into. that room to tell them if you like it or. you don't like it, what they're doing. Is that true or false? >> What the hell are you talking about? >> Okay. Okay. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's going to be some sheep out there. that think you're serious. >> Okay. No, you're right. You're right. I. am lying. I'm joking. Herb Street has as. much say as we do, but he is.
>> Peter the dog as much as Peter has to. say. Peter might have a little bit more. say if he's picking your team. >> He'd probably do it better. >> You need to go the opposite way. Your. team's in a bad place. He's. >> How about the run he's on? 0 for nine. That's That's hard. >> Yeah, he's. >> I think Pete's just trying to play. >> He's making a mockery of it. >> Yeah, I think so. I think Pete He's. saying, "Listen, Herz, I love your. golden rental and I'm a big fan of it. all, but I'm not your clown." I think. Peter's a big I'm not your clown guy, which is why we love him. >> I think he's he's rebelling against the.
picks for sure. He's got a hell of a. run, though. That's hard to go. overnight. Ree is doing a pretty good. job of it on the uh on the Superdogs. >> One point. One point. I didn't even know. that was possible in the Superdogs. thing, but you're right. Peter is uh off. to an incredible start. If you were to. fade him from the beginning, which I. think he tried to tell us when he was. barking, we just couldn't understand. what he was saying. Classic classic. Peter miscommunication. But whenever. people see the college football playoff. rankings, everybody for every even the. Big 10 coaches are like, "Well, ESPN. obviously has say in this, ESPN has say.
in this. We know who's in the room and. we heard from Hunter Uric with his. conversation with Ree, the football guys. had some say in the final rankings. because how close everybody was. What. were your first reactions whenever you. saw the rankings and what are your. thoughts on this group of people trying. to piece together who the right 12. people or teams are that should be in. the tournament? >> It's an impossible task. Uh every year. whoever's in that room just gets. destroyed. I don't know why you'd ever.
sign up to be on this uh this list. >> Um. no matter what their rankings are, they're wrong. You know that it's one of. those things that that that you're going. to you're going to piss everybody off no. matter what you come up with. And. honestly, man, I I've been getting ready. for this Thursday game. Joey and I did a. quick reaction thing Tuesday night. I. mean, you could go you could dissect it. if you if you know you want to look at. Indiana at four. I've heard people that.
are up in arms about Indiana. How are. they at four? Like, I don't care. I. really don't care. It's it's the first. rankings. Um, you know, it's it's. there's teams going to lose games. I'm. not in the mood to argue about it. I. don't want to get yelled at. I'm just. I'm listening to what the the committee. is doing. They're doing the best job. they can. Um, ALABAMA'S OVERRATED. OH. [ __ ] WHAT ARE they doing up there at. five, you know? So, I just don't really.
get caught up in it. I I let it. >> I let another four weeks go by and then. I'll. >> I'll go ahead and get get involved in. it. Right now, I'm worried about uh. Finaniano and and hoping he can get some. first downs tonight. We we want a hell. of a game tonight, you know. That's. >> Yeah. Okay. I like the fact that you. don't want to say anybody's overrated or. underrated because, you know, in a. couple weeks it might come back to get. us because we have no idea what's going. to happen on the field. >> It's so It's so early. Where was Miami. last year at this time? What were they. 18?
>> I made a case that cuz there's going to. be three team or three lost teams that. are probably going to be stacked up. there in early December, right? Who. knows if there's going to be one, two, three. Who knows how many might get in. But if you look down there in the 20s, you know, I was looking at Oregon, everybody gave up on Oregon, said their. season's over. They're terrible. Let's. get rid of fire everybody. Um, they just.
got a big win last week. It's almost. like I'm not saying they're going to go. to Columbus and win, but if they did, even with three losses, they they would. set themselves up to have a shot if they. win in Columbus, they'd have a a real. shot to win out and they'd be sitting. there at nine and three. I think you. have to look at teams like like that, like who could who could come on late if. they if they have a big win this. weekend. I think Oregon falls into that. category. I think I think South. Carolina's positioned themselves. There. was another coach, fire his ass. He's.
terrible. He doesn't know what he's. doing. And then all of a sudden they. they beat Tennessee. They've won three. in a row. And all of a sudden they. they've got a little bit of something. going on with Lenor Sers playing like he. did in 2024. >> So I think it's exciting to see who who. is still alive instead of going up there. in the top 10 or you know 12 teams. >> I'm looking down there at at some of. these other teams that. >> USC. >> possibly. You know I know people are. upset about Wake Forest. you know,
what's the difference between Wake. Forest and whoever else, Notre Dame or. or whatever people are saying, you know, and and I'm just going to be this is my. opinion on this stuff, and I think we're. all guilty of this. I remember when. Boise State years ago, Pat, you might. have been still playing at West. Virginia. This is a long time ago. Nobody really knew much about Chris. Peterson and Boise State. And then they. kind of stacked about three years in a. row of upsetting teams like Oklahoma in. the Fiesta Bowl with a Statue of Liberty. play. And they went over to FedEx Field.
in a preseason game or a non-conference. game and beat a really good Virginia. Tech team with Kell Moore. And it but it. took it took like beat Georgia in the. Georgia Dome, a you know, a highly. ranked Georgia team. Traveled there and. beat them. And after about three or four. years, I think the masses started to go. they're no longer a cute story. Like. they're they're in the cool guy club. now. Like that people are accepting them. as being a brand that's real. But it I. feel like it takes some time to build.
that. I'm not saying that's fair. I'm. just saying that that's what I've. witnessed with people is it like a wake. forest coming out of nowhere. You know, it's I think it's hard for people to. give them the benefit of the doubt. because it's it's new. >> Yeah. >> And I think if if if the people inside. that room are being honest, I'm guessing. that's part of the reason they're still. down at 16. They can say all they want. about the schedule and strength of. record. And I think it's the fact that.
the teams ahead of them have a a. stronger uh reputation. And again, I'm. not saying it should matter. I'm just. saying I think it does. I understand. what you're saying and it might be why. UCLA is at eight, the lowest ranked uh. undefeated team because we haven't seen. it out of them in a while. Indiana just. had to go through this. I think the last. couple years, even after winning a. national championship, I think people. are still saying, "Yeah, I we don't. believe that they're real." And then. let's pivot that actually to tonight. I. think a lot of people are finding. themselves uh in a position of I can't. believe the Jaguars are the Jaguars.
This Jacksonville Jaguars team is. unbelievable. Chuck, what is their. record over their last 20? >> 18-2. >> 18-2 over the last 20 games. Okay. last. 17 games, Trevor Lawrence has what, 44. touchdowns, 11 interceptions, okay? They. just demoralized the Indianapolis Colts. down in Duvall. They, their defense. doesn't give up rushing yards. They. don't give up rushing touchdowns. And. Trevor Lawrence is playing better than. ever. But I think everybody outside of. Duvall and maybe the AFC South, I think. the AFC South probably has a little bit. more respect for Jacksonville than. everybody else, but I think from a. national audience perspective, we're.
going to have to see it to believe it. That's how people really feel, which is. why I think tonight might be pretty. important. Kirk, how do you view this. year's Jacksonville Jaguars team? And do. you think enough people are talking. about them and maybe that changes. tonight? >> Great, great comparison. And and looking. at Jacksonville because you're right. Um. I do think in just prepping, getting. ready for this week, by the way, I like. the uni there last week against the. Colts. I was a fan of that. That was. strong. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Um thanks. >> I I'm with you on all of this. I I think. Liam Cohen has brought a kind of a a.
chip on a should his shoulder type of. approach to who he is as a head coach. Um I think the team is taking on that. personality. Uh they they've got a. really good defensive scheme where they. are determined to stop the run. They. were number one in the NFL last year in. defending the run. They're number one. again this year in defending the run. Now, Devon Hamilton going down with a. knee for the se or with a quad for the. season is devastating because that that.
has a lot to do with why they're so good. in the interior against the run. So, it'll be interesting to see against big. Derrick Henry tonight how that goes. Um, but this is a a team that, you know, there's a lot of great teams in the AFC. I mean, we we know that I I still feel. like with a healthy Pat Mahomes, it. still goes through Kansas City. There's. Buffalo. I mean, you go around that AFC, there's so many good teams that are. going to be, if they stay healthy, are. going to be in the mix when we get into. uh into December and January, and I I.
don't think I don't think Jacksonville. has been maybe taken that seriously. And. I think with the way they're playing. offensively right now, Trevor Lawrence, you just hit the stats. You know, it was. interesting. I talked with them this. week and they said we changed his. footwork. Like he he would have left. foot forward. These are small little. details, but for a quarterback, this a. big deal. your whole life you've had. your left foot forward in the gun and. now they they changed that around. different terminology. This is going. back to last year coming off the s the. shoulder injury and he had to you know.
almost recalibrate his entire way of. playing a position because he finally. learned for the first time in his career. going back to Clemson and going back to. the first few years of his NFL career. first time that he was asked to that. that the the every step that you take in. your drop is about the timing and the. depth of your receivers's routes. And. last year about middle of the year it. seemed like the light went off. He. started to kind of get it and then this. off season he kept drilling that.
footwork, drilling that footwork to now. he has commanded the line of scrimmage. They they give him, you know, he's. canning it. He's getting good out of the. bad play into the good runs. Complete uh. autonomy at the line of scrimmage, which. is again new for him. And so I think. that freedom and playing faster has him. making better decisions. He's not. turning the ball over. That was always a. big problem for him in his NFL career. Uh he's not turning the ball over. They. got good good backs. Um you know,
they're running. They don't have a lot. of depth at receivers. So, you'll see a. lot of 12, 13 personnel tonight with. their tight end room that they have, but. it's a it is a fun team to play and you. know, and you know, from being in locker. rooms, you and AJ and all the guys, I. mean, it's when you have guys that. really like to practice, they really. like to work and they really like to be. coached and they really like to hang out. together. That's a dangerous thing that. you're going to be going up against. So, there a lot of a lot there to like about. this team. and you got Jackson that or.
you got Baltimore, you know, at home. tonight and as you guys I'm sure have. talked about with this rookie undrafted. free agent, you know, at quarterback. Um, imagine this guy, he didn't get a, you know, guys don't get drafted and. they they get a free agent opportunity. This guy got invited along with Diego. Pavia to rookie mini camp just to kind. of evaluate him and see how what he was. about. Not getting hardly any reps. Skyler Thompson, who was the three, goes.
down in camp. He starts to get a few. more reps and then truly wasn't probably. going to make the team. They're probably. only going to keep two quarterbacks up, but he played so well in the preseason. that they started to kind of scratch. their head like, damn, th this guy this. guy gets it, you know, and he's he's. getting the ball out. So, he earned his. way to become get an opportunity to be. that third guy. And and now with the. injuries to Snoop and to Lamar, he's. there. he's going to start and go up. against this this nasty defense of the.
Jaguars. >> You talk about that workout that he had. with Diego Pavia, the rookie mini camp. They're there sometimes just to be. throwers like, "Hey, we need to work out. wide receivers here. We need to work out. corners here. We just need ball. throwers, you know, that's what we. need." And Diego, I think, and Joey. Finano inevitably make team. Diego gets. let go. Uh Joey Finano continues to do. his thing. Chuck, what are his stats. from college? What did he do out of. Yukon last year? 3,500 uh passing yards, 70% completion rate, 28 touchdowns, one.
interception. >> Is that good? >> Uh yeah. >> Is that good? I mean, that was at Yukon. And at Yukon. >> 20 28 and one, >> 3,500 yards. >> Yeah. And and got Yukon to a 9 and3. record. >> Yes, he did. Fano. >> Yeah. I mean, the guy can play 6'3. He's. a big guy. Got a bum wheel though, it. looks like. And they just found out, you. know, he just found out they're trading. for Jacobe Brassette, which they're. going to have to add depth at. quarterback. Anyways, but there is a. coach in there, you know, who has his uh.
it's his first time being a head coach. Interesting predicament for him. Go. ahead, con man. >> Yeah, Herby. Jesse Mter seemingly kind. of the next upstart young gun when it. comes to these head coaches. He's a. defensive genius a lot of people think. What was your kind of impression from. meeting with him this week? And do you. believe we're going to see him as the. Baltimore Ravens head coach for a long. long time? Cuz you know they're four and. four, but they've dealt with a lot of. stuff early on and they're still afloat. right now. I I you know what kind of. I've been impressed with his. temperament. I mean they they're four.
and one to start the year. All kinds of. injuries. They they have more offensive. line combinations than anybody. They. they've started six different units up. front. Just been banged up. They're. starting their fourth center. Of course. you guys know they made the trade for. Cam Jurgens to come over. He was their. fourth center. I mean, imagine going. through in in the first half of the. season, you're on your fourth center and. you had to get him through a trade with. Philly to be able to have a center. Um, it's just been that kind of year up. front. Be besides the obvious with with. Lamar being down for three games. He.
comes back, hurts the thumb. Um, so they. have lost three in a row. When we talked. with him, I was really impressed with no. panic, no like, man, woe is me. It was. more of just, hey, this this this. exciting challenge, you know, we got to. we got to figure this thing out. It's. going to be different. He keeps saying. the different formula than what we've. done in the past. You know, we we got to. kind of get back to the Ravens football. of of the past, which was going way. back, which was defense and special. teams and field position and turnover. margin. You know, I think over these.
last seven plus years with Lamar, the. defense has still been good, but not. that level of what they build their. reputation on because I think end of the. day, not that they're trying not to be a. great defense, but they they know that. number eight's going to bail them out, you know, when in doubt and they got. number eight and it's all good. Now, they don't and so they're going to have. to win with a tenacious defense. um you. know Derrick Henry it's going to be. Declan Doyle the who came over from. Chicago kind of running a Ben Johnson.
system be interesting to see how they. get creative you know how they how what. they come up with to try to get Derrick. Henry going and at the same time you. don't want to be too conservative and. too one-dimensional against a team that. leads the NFL in rushing defense. So. early down shots maybe downfield trying. to get Z Flowers matched up one-on-one. where he can separate and make plays. Um. this kid can spin it. You know, you you.
know Chuck just read, you know, his. stats from last year. But you do not. want to be throwing on third and six and. third and eight with a rookie undrafted. quarterback. You know, just nothing. against him. It's just you're going to. give the Jags a chance to get very. creative with a lot of pre to postnap. looks and trying to mess with his mind. Not to mention the offensive line that's. been dinged up. So, how do they how do. they get some some positive uh results? I think it's a lot of Derrick Henry, but. you can't just be Derrick Henry. I I.
look for some early down shots to try to. hit some explosives if if they're really. going to try to make some big plays in. this offense and win this game. >> Once again, the Jacksonville Jaguars. defense number one in the league. whenever it goes uh to rush yards given. up. They held Jonathan Taylor last week. without Quinton Nelson, which is a big. deal, to less than like 35 yards or so. So, and he's not the only one. They do. that to absolutely everybody. I think. they've only given up four rushing. touchdowns all season. So, when you talk. about Stout up front, there's certainly. that. Derrick Henry, though, is a. different animal whenever he gets. rolling and they're going to need him.
tonight. Let's go to the Baltimore. Ravens defense. Some offseason. interesting happenings over there. Go. ahead, AJ. >> Kirk. Yeah, Trey Henderson obviously is. brought over from the Bengals to the. Ravens. I guess we I think he has a. couple sacks throughout this this far. out through in the year, but like what. do you expect from this Ravens defense? Are they going to have to become more. aggressive, try to get some takeaways. obviously to help an offense with a a. young quarterback basically wearing an. aircast on his ankle, barely able to. walk it seems like? >> Yeah, absolutely. Um first of all, going. back to the Jags real quick, they they. lead the NFL in turnover margin, you.
know, because they're not turning the. ball over. Um and their defense has been. very opportunistic. So, if you go back. to that formula, the Ravens defense is. going to have to create turnovers are. going to have to give their own offense. a short field. Um, we're going to have. to see a different temperature, like a. different a different energy from. Baltimore. I these guys need to get back. to being the intimidating defense that. they've been for for decades, you know, and can they be that? You know, I think. I think they've got some some injuries.
themselves. You mentioned, you know, some of the guys that they've kind of. been banged up. I think that talking to. Kyle Hamilton this week, he's got a he. kind of has a look in his eye that that. he understands what's at stake and what. this defense has to do. Um, you know, he's another one of these guys. I'm. fired up to watch him because they move. them around and do so many different. things with him. And, you know, I think. that this is a team that's more than. capable of winning games with defense, but up to this point, they've not really. put 60 minutes of football together on.
that side of the ball. There's been. moments where you're like, [ __ ] there. they are. That's the Ravens defense. But. it's it's especially second half, they've just kind of lost their edge. They cannot if they're going to win this. game tonight, they they got to play 60. minutes. Got to play the best game that. they've played. And they got to bring. some juice. They got to bring some. energy playing at home on a Thursday. night uh against Trevor Lawrence and and. Liam Con. They they they got to bring. the heat tonight to to have a shot. >> 10-point dogs at home are the Baltimore. Ravens on prime time. crazy to even say. to the Jacksonville Jaguars, but I think. that's because everybody who is at the.
sportsbook world and also the Gamblers. understand what the Jacksonville Jaguars. have been, so they're not going to let. you get one. For us, >> our boost will be going live in three. and a half minutes. >> Okay. Okay, Herby. >> Okay. >> How have our boost been doing? >> Uh, come see, come saw, I believe, is. how you would call completely par on. schedule for. We're not up any ordinity. Trevor Lawrence two plus passing. touchdowns once again 44.
touchdown passing touchdowns in the last. 17 games to 11 interceptions. >> good what if we add Parker Washington to. this. >> no it's not we don't need to we don't. need toice Hill we're thinking Faniano. maybe they're down going to have to. throw some check down justice Hill drive. >> check down to Justice Hill check down to. Justice Hill cross the hill can get it. and get loose. So I like it. Thank you. This the checkdown can come very late in.
this game. Okay. So we will always be. alive. >> Trevor Lawrence throwing two plus. touchdowns. We're going to have to get. one early. Okay. We're going to have to. get one early to feel comfortable. But. we're looking to hit this. It's boosted. to plus 200. This is our biggest that. we've had in some time. >> Let's go ahead and get this thing. tonight. Herby. Let's go and get this. What were you going to say there, Chuck? >> So they like to pressure, right? Campelli, you got to imagine they're. going to try to get him in the third. long, right? and get after this guy, Herby. >> So, what's what's good versus pressure? >> How about a little screen to Justice. Hill?
>> There you go. >> Little screen, little cooking. >> And that guy can roll. He is a great. dude, a great kid, a great teammate, and. he can roll when he gets in space. >> This is not a guarantee. >> No, none of it is new. >> None of this is guarantee. But Trevor. Lawrence has been throwing touchdowns. I. mean, we just wrote a highlight of. Trevor Lawrence right there. >> Unbelievable. So, I feel really good. about where we're at. Not a guarantee, not a luck. Please only gamble. responsibly. Don't be an [ __ ] okay? You'll ruin it for the rest of us. But. if you're of age, coast to coast, come.
join us on the best sports book and best. prediction markets. Gumpy's a little. bummed out. He hasn't been able to look. at the trades on the day for the last. couple days cuz we're in Indiana. But. we'd love for you to come gamble. responsibly with us. Have a little. action on the game tonight. Boosted to. plus 200. This is live in a minute and a. half. I feel good about it. I think this. could hit and we need we need one more. than you could imagine heading into this. weekend. >> Herby, do you know um Nate Wiggins? Questionable. Is he is he a go tonight? Do we know yet?
>> Game time decision. I think he's a I. think he's a go. I think he's a go. >> And basel two. >> Is he a go? He hasn't practiced all. >> He's going to he's gonna they're. actually going to work him out pregame. and depending on how he does will. dictate whether or not he goes tonight. >> What player he is. >> True game time decision there. to pretty. important to what we have going on here. with our boost in the secondary there of. the Baltimore. All right. We appreciate. you. >> I appreciate you. >> We'll see you up there in South Bend, brother. >> I like I like your jersey.
>> Yeah, I don't know if they're wearing it. tonight. So, >> yeah, they were two nights ago, but. yeah, that not even those jerseys could. help them. >> So, we got we get these two. Shout out. to the NHL sending us and Fanatics. sending this to us. Um, unbelievable. Well done. Has the name spelled right. and the numbers and everything. So, it's. really good work. We appreciate that. >> But Connor got one and I got one and the. Pens are playing the Bruins. So we both. naturally. >> got to do it. >> We're doing this tonight. And it wasn't. until about 2 seconds before we go live. that we both were like, "Are we wearing.
these jerseys today?" Like, "No, absolutely not." I said, "Great." So, uh, these are available, I think, for. >> super nice, >> super comfy, really good sizing. This. one I can even strap in, you know, like. a diaper if I wanted to go play. >> Nice. >> You know, this thing's legit here. I can. get it in there. But the boys are. >> You got to pull your Blue Jackets. jersey. They they they came out with. another jersey. >> They don't have a hometown remix in. Columbus. Yeah, right. They're not doing. that for the Blue. Are you serious, Herby? That's not real. >> Check the standings. Where are we? Where. are we in the standings?
>> They stumbled into a victory over the. ABS the other night. Scored like seven. goals. We got our whole week's worth of. goals out in one game. >> over the Colorado Avalanche. That's a. good hockey club. >> And they got pretty sweet hometown. remixes. It's like a cannon. The. Columbus Blue Jackets have gray. >> It is gray for no reason. >> It's gray. >> You're telling me they're treating the. Blue Jackets like a real NHL team? >> They got a real ball club. >> Yep. >> Puck club. >> CBJ, you need to represent, kid. >> I know. I need I need to get one. I I'll.
go buy one and show me the site. Send me. a link right now. >> CBJ, if they're listening, they'll maybe. send you one over there. See if you can. wear it. >> We bought these from I bought this from. the Penguins. >> Money from the players. Keep money for. the players. There he is. Look at that. Look at that. Here we come. >> Texas Hockeyy's coming to town tonight. Don't worry about it, Herby. >> Hold on. I I. >> I don't mind just a plain ass cannon. right here. >> The cannon's cool, but you can't be the. blue jacket. >> Messing around. We just got the cannon. out there. >> and wear gray.
>> Columbus gray jackets. >> I mean, they're better than the Pens. ones to be honest. >> Well, it does have a hint of blue in. there, but I don't like that the. Penguins are doing this [ __ ] Okay, I. guess. >> Yeah. Why you just adding a weird color. blue in there? what they wore for the. Winter Classic. It's legendary. >> It is legend. I guess before I knew the. pens, they had this color at some point, but like. >> the sky blue. >> Yeah, but when we did the draft in. Pittsburgh, it was this [ __ ] too. It's. like pits this color, obviously. So, I I. probably don't necessarily love it. >> But we have black and gold. Black and.
yellow is literally Pittsburgh's. I. mean, that is our color. >> We already do. That's stupid colors. >> Yeah. That's why I don't love this type. of [ __ ] but I like, you know, I don't. mind it. I don't look Look at. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. Can the Mounties go. down to love it and compete? >> Yes. You know that the Mountaineers, Rich Rod said, are playing for playing. for the school. They're playing for a. state. They're not just playing for a. paycheck. We got Pittsburgh in a bunch. of different colors around the bottom of. the ass. Yeah. I don't know if you ever. see it, but when I'm running in front of. you, you just see Pittsburgh behind you. just, you know, kind of doing.
>> kind of Chargers colors. And that's. interesting because your team's. basically the Chargers of the NHL. >> WE'VE WON GAMES. >> WE'VE WON GAMES. >> SWING. missed it. Bruce missed it. completely. Yeah, it was. >> How about Connor's uni there? >> Yeah, >> not bad. Herby the top of the table. >> The Wyoming Bruins. >> Yeah, I got Bulldog. >> Soaked in poop. >> Great straight shite shite jersey. >> Oh. Oh, Wyoming. Oh, that's so. interesting. You call your own school. shite. You old bag.
>> Jeez. >> I'm glad you're wearing that cuz as much. as you ate, if you could stick a needle. in him, he'd land in Lebanon right now. Herby, come on. Lebanon. I'm not going to Lebanon right. now. >> If he stuck a pit in you right now, you. >> We might not land. We might not have a. choice, brother. >> Powering through. >> Blown up. Oh my god. >> He's eating like he's going to electric. chair. >> What was he getting after. Bill Barbecue Bill? >> Yeah. >> Bitched about the donuts and proceeded.
to eat five. >> Bill made some great dip. He I mean he. was like. >> killed it all. >> Feedback put a feedback on. >> All right. Hey uh Herby, good luck. tonight. Remember. >> two for Trevor, 10 for Justice Hill. Okay. We want T- law and justice tonight. and we need a little energy out of you. guys if that hits cuz we need this. Okay. We need. >> If it hits, I'll let everyone know it. hit. >> Thank you. You don't need to actually. say it cuz there's too much of us out. there obviously. But you say there's. some lads in a thunderdome who needed.
that right there a little bit more than. anybody. >> I'm on that. All right. >> We appreciate you. Good luck tonight. Is. Peter around? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Wag yourself. Wag yourself. >> How you missing? >> I like some energy. >> He got off the bus and he saw all those.
cheerleaders people. He said, "Fuck. that. turn right back around. Yeah, >> he lives his own life, man. That's Peter. football, baby. That's why he's picking. the opposite of what he thinks is. actually going to win every single time. cuz he's I'm not clowning. >> I'm not doing that. >> Which is why we love Peter. We. appreciate the hell out of you, too. Ladies and gentlemen, >> the people that hate our show. >> every week when we bark at Peter. >> Yeah, I don't love it. >> Have to hate it. Just think about people. watching at home, you know, it just. accidentally left on um after first take.
and then, you know, they're waiting for. big day with Big Shrigs and we're in. there and they got a couple dogs around. the house and they're just in the. kitchen doing something, cleaning up. something and all OF A SUDDEN WE'RE AND. FIGHTING EACH OTHER. THESE DOGS AT THEIR. HOUSE START AND THEN THEY'RE JUMPING ON. TOP of each other. That's what we're we. apologize. >> Yeah, >> we do apologize. But that's our weekly. >> time to talk to Peter. >> That's the only way to talk to Pete. So, >> what do you want us to do? >> If he understood English, that'd be. cool. But I think we have to do as the. Romans do.
>> You know, they say, >> "Yeah, bark at Pete.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Now, I do not sniff his butt. I do know. there are some people that go up to. Peter and sniff butt to say hello. >> Tam, right? >> Humans are doing. >> Samuel does it or people are doing it to. Pete? >> I think Paul deserve that. >> Jesus Christ. All right, we got about a minute for. >> I mean that would be that's a funny. visual to think of. >> Peter, he's in a nice suit right before he goes.
on air. Oh my my daily tradition. Pete. >> farmer's dog this morning, eh? >> I would like to say. >> I would like to say that I have never. seen that happen. >> Okay. >> I'd like to go on the record. >> Have you heard anyone else that has seen. it? Have they told you? Well, I mean, I've seen a mascot try to like, you. know, endear not Cougar. Cougar and. Peter had no chance out there at BYU. No. But I've seen a couple mascots, which we know what what's going on. there. We don't have to, you know, kind. of kayfabe this thing. We've seen a.
couple mascots do like a, "Hey, how you. doing?" And I I get really intrigued by. that. I go, "So, what do you think?" So, >> the hell are you doing? >> What's going on here? Peter's a legend, though. And I know there's some people. that hate Peter out there. If you met. Peter, Peter would be a dog that the. people that hate Peter would like. >> I mean, this dog walks up to things it. does not like. Yeah, right. No, I'm not. doing it. And just goes the other way. I. love Peter the dog. I'm a part of the. Peter fan club. I don't have a hat yet.
Cheap skates. >> Yeah, >> maybe we need to buy one of those. Anyways, big day with Big Shrekes. Break. down on big places next. We continue. digitally. Goodbye. Nailed it. >> Bang. >> Nailed it. What mascot is sniffing. Pete's butt? >> I'm not going to out any of these mascot. guy. >> It wasn't Big Nut either. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Trying to think. >> What are you Welling? >> No, I'm just. >> run down the list of who it possibly. could be. I'm trying to think where you. were so far. >> Well, it wasn't I mean, I've been with.
Peter for multiple years now. I mean, I. I've known Peter since Peter, a little. baby baby puppy Peter who's everybody on. set is scared to death. He's gonna [ __ ]. and piss all over everything the entire. time. That was the first year with. Peter, you know, it was he was an. outlaw. Little bit puppy. Peter was big. Okay. His paws were gigantic. We knew he. was going to be huge. But at that time, he was big. He had no idea what his name. was. No. No clue what his name was. He. did respond to Kirk's whistle though. Like Kirk's whistle would get Peter back.
around. But with those crowds and those. people, he was just living his best. life. Hey, how you guys doing? Good to. see you. Let me get a rub here. Let me. get a rub here. I actually got a dump. Actually, where's that Home Depot game. day logo? She was the greatest. Yeah, Peter's a part of the family. >> Mhm. >> I love Peter. I do wish he would react a. little bit more when we bark at him. because it feels like he maybe doesn't. want us. >> He's sleepy. >> Yeah, we always get him sleeping. >> Does I've always thought this. Does Can. he even hear us cuz Kirk has his AirPods. in or we just barking at Kirk? >> K doesn't have his AirPods in, does. >> Oh, he doesn't. >> No, I don't think so. >> Okay.
>> He didn't today, but you see a lot of. times he does have his AirPods in. >> last two weeks he hasn't. >> Okay. So, he changed it. I think you. stopped wearing them for the barking. How old's herby? >> 58. or something like that. >> Hearing's good then. >> Yeah, but I think the TV people. >> maybe. >> any TV people have a little bit of. hearing something. You know what I mean? >> What? >> Let's get to our break. >> Well done. >> Very good. >> Well done. >> Very good. >> Love you, coach. >> Very good idea.
>> Love you, Hug. >> What? I I don't know what I do. >> What. >> are we doing? What the Chuck right now? >> I got a question. >> We got What the Chuck on the other side. might be the best one yet. We've added. some gimmicks. >> We've added some production value. We. actually couldn't do it on ESPN this. time. >> Okay, that's how you know. >> that decision was made. We don't need. people walking through an airport seeing. >> what's coming. Don't give it away yet. But yeah, we don't need. >> You're right. I didn't think about that. >> Yeah, WE DIDN'T WE DIDN'T GO.
>> Very smart. >> We didn't need that. Yeah. Thank you. I. feel like we're at a different stage of. our entire programmness. >> Yep. >> Chuck, you want to see if this is going. to go in just to win some people here. early? We did this AQ yesterday. >> Yeah, it's Colossal. >> Yeah. Warm up. >> Do you want to throw one just to see? >> Oh, hell yeah. >> See, that's a man who accepts a. challenge. >> Mhm. >> Like Pablo Kashales. >> Yes. Like Pablo Kashales. >> Pablo Kashales. Best chellish in the. world. >> He was practicing until he was 92, >> right? 93. >> 96.
>> Okay. [ __ ] Can you imagine? >> Great year. >> He was so good. The cello is the big. guitar one. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Best in the world. >> One of the. >> I've seen a guy on internet play with. his feet. >> Really? >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Cello. >> Yeah. >> See why? Why? >> Yeah. No arms. No arms. >> That's why. Charlie. >> Yeah. Kind of a Picasso situation. >> Yep. >> You know Picasso? >> You ever heard of Picasso? >> Yeah. You know Picasso? You ever heard. of Albert and Albert Durr?
>> No. >> No. Albert and Albert Durr. >> You ever seen the painting Praying. Hands? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Sure. >> Yeah. >> Shout out. >> Great. Great story. >> Was that a Picasso? >> No, it's a freaking Albert Dur. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Albert and Albert. >> Albert and Albert Durr grew up in. Nuremberg, Germany. >> Okay. >> A bull. >> Late 1400s. >> Turn us down a little Huge family. for like 19 kids. Coal mine town.
>> similar to. >> Yeah. Gotcha. >> I'm thinking of Chznney. >> Ken Ken or Bob? >> No, Bob. >> Oh, okay. >> I guess he worked in a coal mine. >> He did. I saw that this week. >> Bobby Chzn. >> Mhm. >> Wow. Love this guy. >> So, these two these two brothers, Albert. and Albert Dur. wanted to go to college, wanted to go to. art school. That was their passion. Dad, there's. like 18, 19 siblings. They say coal.
miner, simple means, not going to be. able to afford college for these kids. So the one brother, Albert, says, "Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go down in the mine. You go off art school. All right? And. I'll go down the mine and I'll I'll make. the money to fund." So Albert shows up. at art school. He's better. Every. teacher there, pencil, paint, crafting. with his hand, no matter what it was.
>> Unbelievable. True. >> This guy was just a natural, right? >> Phenal. >> So he just he becomes him. >> You got Hemies in football. Him. >> He becomes him. >> So he he he just does fabulous work. So. >> meantime, his brother's been down in the. >> [ __ ] kidding me. >> That wasn't me, Charlie. I hope not. >> This is a story about going down. >> This is a story about going down in the. line for your brother.
>> I want to hear the end. >> Power. >> So he goes. >> up time. >> So he comes home. >> IT WAS ME. >> ARRIVE at the point. >> Yeah. And the father [ __ ] Is this a. plane around the world? Can you land it, lad? >> The father. Oh, you know what? >> You're not running this. You're not. running this show. I think this man. we would have went to break minutes ago. >> Get out. >> Get the [ __ ] out. >> You ain't going to sit around. >> Charlie crying. >> So the dad, he's coming home. He's the.
best in the world. Right. So dad said, "Let's throw him a party. Let's throw. him a feast. Honor what he's done.". >> Mhm. >> So they do that. He steps up and he. says, you know, to thank everybody, thank his brother. He says, "Now what I. want to do is a toast to my brother. Albert who went down in the mine for me. I'm going to go down in the mine now. Send you to art school.". >> Wow. >> And so what happened was after four. years down there. >> we saw the praying hands.
>> Mhm. >> His hands were mangled, broken bones, arthritis. Arth he could he he couldn't. be an artist anymore just because of. what he. >> burnt or bricked talking about here. >> This is Albert. Yeah. >> After becoming a prolific artist, he now. goes into the mines. >> He's going to go down the mine. So his. brother can go, but he can't go because. his hands are mangled. >> Brick. >> So in honor of his brother, he did the. praying hands, which we all know is. famous, right? >> For his brother. So. >> yeah, the emoji. >> like we do on this program.
>> Mhm. >> Like many teams do Saturday, Sunday, Monday, whatever. They go down in the. mine for each other. >> That's right. And that's what we're. going to do in this next hour. There we go. Thank you, coach. I needed that. I cry. >> It's all right. >> I just don't know. >> Let's get through.
>> Let's get through. We're back on the. other side. We got one more shot. >> Pull up the praying hands. >> No, we got it. We got it. Let's make. this thing longer. >> Let's make this longer. You're right. >> Look at this drunk. Look at that. Look. at the detail, Connor. >> Unbelievable. >> You can see that Bertang. >> That was brick. >> That would be Bert drawing brick's. hands. Yeah, I believe. >> Did he have to pose? >> Yeah. >> Albert and Alre. >> Mhm. >> Look it up. Likewise. >> Don't have to now. I just got their.
Wikipedia read to me. >> That's what Jeff was named after. The DC. for the Falcons. >> No, it's old brick. >> And I believe he's playing in Germany. this week. I thought for sure Spain, Madrid, I think. >> I think it's Madrid. It's not Germany. and it's old brick and this is Alre. I. mean, we just got to really dial it in. Okay. Bert was the phenom. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Is that a number two AJ? >> He sacrificed what he had built because. his brother had sacrificed for him. And. that's what we can all strive to be.
like, not only for our family, but our. friends, our community. Thank you for. reminding. Nick Marada. >> sounds like ricochet from the back. coach. >> None of this is real. Coach, >> I don't know how to tell you this, coach. >> Oh no. >> What did he say? >> I don't know where you heard this story. from. >> Oh boy. >> He never had a brother named Albert. >> That's not true. >> This is a myth. >> Jesus Christ. >> It's the 1400s. How do we know? It's. >> [ __ ] This show is full of clowns.
>> Yeah, it is. You're the clown. >> Guys will do anything for clicks. I. mean, I agree. It's disgusting. >> There were there were 18 kids. Only. three of them survived. >> Let's move along. Let's get to a break. >> Let's get out. >> Let's get to a break cuz this is getting. ugly. Let's dive in. So, where'd you. hear this story? If this was just a. >> Shut up, con man. I. >> I need to ask. People want to know. >> Put your hair in a bun or something. You. look like today. >> I got to let the lettuce go for the. hockey lines. >> You wouldn't get that.
I feel like I'm staring at a pool, AJ on. the stage. >> I could You could tell it again. I love. it. >> You know, you just said that we'll do. anything for clicks. We appreciate that. But what we've learned here is coaches. will do anything to find motivation in a. story, >> including make something up completely. out of their ass. >> Yep. >> Albert and Alre Doors, >> they were r e r. >> doors. They were doers that got things. done. And that's why when Home Depot is.
available, I think you go and you do it. for your family. So, thank you so much. for that, coach. That makes us feel. better as we go into this last hour. We. got what to chuck, we got headlines, and. we got picks to make. Week nine of the. NFL season is going to be one where we. get to slate perfect for the first time. ever. Be a friend, tell a friend. something nice, even if it's not real. >> Yeah, >> good story, Charlie. >> Just know I'd go down on the mine for. all you guys. Even. >> Thank you, Albert. Thank you. down there. too. >> Thank you, coach.
>> Thank you, Robert. >> I'll tell you what, Nick Moralda coming. into my ear afterwards going, I don't. know how to tell you this, but all of. this is [ __ ]. >> Immediately after, >> who is the is the artist, right? The the. name of the artist is correct. >> Alre is real. Albert not real is what. we're learning from the. >> and there was 18 kids, >> but only three of them survived to. become adults. >> So then what is the point of the story? Well, the story the way he heard it was. brother sacrificing everything for other. brother who sacrificed everything. It. was paying back what had been already.
paid to him. Beautiful even though he. sacrificed uh or had success. So that's. basically. >> he doesn't deserve any more explanation. Pat, you nailed it. >> But it's not real. >> Columbus hadn't even sailed the ocean. blue yet. How do we know that it's. wrong? >> They just said that it's not real. >> Yeah, but how do we know that's real? >> Yeah, but what is real these days? >> Exactly. >> We'll see on the other side. >> Be a friend. Tell a friend something. nice. It might change. This is. terrifying. >> Here we go. If this goes in, we know. >> Albert was a real [ __ ]. >> Okay. I've never been so confident in a.
throw. >> Do you have this shot, Bruce? >> Yeah, we do. We do. I was trying to give. the thumbs up. >> Do we want to cut to that? >> I think he's in the mine. >> for Albert. >> I knew it. >> Never been so confident. >> Oh boy. Suck it, Nick, for Albert Dur. All right, LET'S TAKE A BREAK. WHAT A. TIME TO be alive. Maybe Chuck does that. at the end of the show and wins some. people some money as well.
>> I love life. Lucky to do it. Sports are. the greatest. Be a friend. Tell friend. some nice change your life. Take five. AJ's. on you.
>> AJ always like to say the good old days. We're living up this breathless stress. God bless. We killing them. Perspectives. of necessity these days especially. So. if you wait, you should take some time. to live a pleasantry. >> 12 teams count down to one. We're trying. to find a national champion and it. starts right here in Norman with the. Hoover. >> Look at that [ __ ] elbow. That's old. school. >> Who's that? Who's that? That's George. Straight. Don't you [ __ ] forget it.
>> I thought the last team standing. Oh, >> I hear you wild [ __ ] maniacs going. crazy. You deserve what you earn in this life. You'll get burned. The world turns. You'll be fine. Don't concern with the. hurt. Feel divine.
You'll emerge as the pure devil. enshrine. The universe is in first is on. time. You live yours, I live mine. >> $1.5 million. >> Yeah, Malachi Tony is an explosive play. waiting to happen. >> Malachi Tony outside. Touchdown Miami. shotgun looking to his left. Sweet.
with his second pick of the game. He said as soon as he saw me wear the. hat, he went there shove it up my. [ __ ] ass. >> So many people paralyzed by fake. problems. All the negativities impairing. all their prophecies. Never fail, always. win. Got to be philosophy. This life is.
one and done. It's an actual anomaly. That's why. >> tonight it's Darius Bungle vers AJ Hawk. in the cotton. >> He has been able to do whatever he. wanted all year. >> Ke. should have been a North Award winner. Big six, baby. Big time. >> Stop it. >> Make big time play. >> Keonte Scott wants the stadium. >> All right, Foxy, you better tell me if. you're filming.
I did not give consent not. >> Yeah, buddy. Chris. >> got a mismatch over there with Jeremiah. Smith. >> That's where he looks. Jeremiah Smith. is touchdown. This is Texas. >> Touchdown. >> I caught him. >> Oh, you did? >> No. >> Caught him on the head. >> Shamar Bryan. Oh, the good. No boss call. by Ohio State. Touchdown.
Hurricanes. This game is over. The Miami Hurricanes. have won the pot. >> Good for you. Good for you. I need an. Ohio State jersey. It's time to put. >> Oh no. >> Cheers to all you [ __ ]. Appreciate you. Hell of a year. Happy New Year. >> Happy New Year. >> Happy New Year. >> Happy New Year, boys. It's been a It's.
been a hell of a year. >> That's why I always like to say the good. old days. We're living on this. breathless stress. God bless. We killing. our perspectives of necessity these days. especially. So if you wait, you should. take some time to live a blessing cuz I. identify life. I guess that's why a. couple times last night I could have got. you with a double leg. >> You're going to get nice and beat up. when I see you.
>> Indiana are winning. >> What do you do? What do you. >> when they get in the paint? >> Oh, what a grab. >> What a grab. >> Unbelievable. What a start for IU. Indiana is going to be up by 10 points. against Alabama. Breaks a tackle. flanks. too. Touchdown. Omar Cooper Jr. Elijah Sat touchdown in. the corner. Touchdowners.
walked down the IU bench, saw Mendoza. Job well done, buddy. And then we happen. to run into Hey, good to see you. Good. to see you. >> Some things that USA has that nobody. else does. College football is one of. them. And a B2. stealth bomber is another greatest. country on earth. No questions asked. I. got a red, white, and boner. I think I. got a little freedom interaction.
happening as well. [ __ ] Indiana, baby. >> Yeah. >> That's why I always like to say the good. old days. We're living on this. breathless stress. God bless. We killing. our perspectives a necessity these days. especially. So if you wait, you should. take some time to live a pleasant dream. >> Legends everywhere. Ray Lewis just by. Campbell.
This is one of the give me the uh. Miami Hurricanes. Lacy being an MVP tonight as he pops one. open for an old mission. last play for a two-minute timeout. He. takes a shot to Marriott who's wide ass. touchdown Marriott who once intended. Darius Butler's football game. Quick.
from Alakanti, one of the most explosive. players in football. He breaks through. Alakon Tony to the quick. turn. Carson back. He's going to run in. himself. Congratulations football. Congratulations society. The youth is. back. >> AJ like to say the good old days. We're. living on this breathless stress. God. bless. We killing perspectives a.
necessity these days especially. So if. you wait, you should take some time to. live a pleasant truth. Double leg at the. natty. It's coming. Double leg at the. >> crush you brother. >> Shotgun. this. >> Fernando Mendoza spinning it. Touchdown. Omar Cooper Jr. >> Fernando Mendoza takes a shot to Becker. Touchdown.
the Hooers. Shake. Rattle. Touchdown. This ref incredibly jacked. >> Indiana losers are going to national. championship. >> So many people paralyzed by fake. problems. All the negativities impairing. all their prophecies. Never fail always. win. Got to be philosophy. Guess life is. one and done. It's an actual anel. That's why.
win their first national championship. Ty, what's Sig saying here? >> Hey, that's BS. Look, he's right under. his chin strap. My quarterback's not. even looking. He's taking right knock. his teeth out. >> Joyce in the front. He's been out here a. lot. >> Touchdown, Isaiah. Jones. >> Fernando keeps it himself. I'm going to. run. McDonald.
Fernando. Carson back from Malachi. This dude's unstoppable. Can he do it. again for Miami? Takes a shot. Intercepts.
Jamari Sharp says, "Give me that." And. the Hooers of Indiana are your national. champions. in football. You look back and you think, "Oh, those. are the good old days." Nope. I've told. you before, we're living the good old. days right now. It only gets better. every single day. >> Hell yeah.
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>> Hello, beautiful people, and welcome. back to our humble boat, The DraftKings. Thunderdome, on this NFL week 9 kickoff. Thursday, November 5th, 2026. Hour three. of the program begins now. football. >> He's the greatest, ladies and gentlemen. That's AJ Hawk. He's a Super Bowl. champion and a college football national. champion and the all-time leading. tackler for the Green Bay Packers. The. talks the tables here at Boston Connor. and at Tai Schmidt. Sweet sweater con.
man. I don't like that yours has like uh. strings on it and mine doesn't. Yours. feels a little bit more legit. >> Yeah, it's probably just the original. six difference. You know, the Boston. Bruins is what the NHL is built on. And. you guys are kind of new school dudes. and we're kind of throwback, you know, genuine hockey town. >> Is that why there's. >> It is what it is. >> The Pittsburgh Penguins aren't new. school dudes. >> Hey, comparison to the Bruins. Sorry, but everyone is. >> Ours doesn't have some cheeky little. advertisement on. So, >> yeah, you guys are selling out. >> Oh, that's cuz this one's uh genuine. I. think Bulldog Swimman actually wore this.
in practice before they sent it to me. >> I mean, there's a chance. I I don't. think Sydney Crosby would be wearing. multiple jerseys from our understanding. about his little fishious that he is. Uh, but it's an honor to represent the. Pittsburgh Penguins are in the middle of. a three-game slot right now and take on. the Boston Bruins tonight. We will. certainly be watching. Uh, we don't. think they'll be wearing these jerseys. even though whenever we put them on. today, just moments before the show. We. certainly thought that was the case, isn't it, Connor? >> Yeah, that's exactly right. And you guys. debuted yours two nights ago against the. Golden Knights. Tough tough game. And. then the Bruins debut theirs next week. against the Montreal Canadian. So,
habit. Yeah, but you can buy these if. you'd like to support your team's. hometown remix jerseys, which certainly. got the job done for the Penguins as we. lose to the Vegas Golden Knights. And. for the Bruins, a losing streak starts. tonight. >> I don't think so. >> One half OF THE HAMMER DOWN Cowboys AP. Tone is here. Tone, before we get into. our picks and what the Chuck and. everything else happening around the. sports world, can you tell us what the. numbers are telling us about tonight's. game? Who's betting what? 10-point. favorite as a road team on Thursday.
night, especially being the Jacksonville. Jaguars sounds a bit crazy. What is. everybody thinking about the line? >> Yeah, it it does sound a bit crazy, especially when it's the Ravens. Uh, and. you just kind of think about the. organizations and, you know, kind of how. they've been viewed over the last, you. know, decade or so. Uh, but in this. situation tonight, everyone is on the. Jags and that's not surprising because. of, you know, kind of what it looks like. and people don't trust in Joey Fenano. Um but you know there's some people that. do okay out there and now 10 points or. more home dogs on prime time 18-8.
against the spread uh when that has. happened. The last time the Ravens were. this big a dog was 2021. >> man. >> when MVP Aaron Rogers came to town as a. 10-point favorite because Snoop Huntley. was getting his first start I believe. and the Packers won that game 31-30. It. was a it was a delightful little game. >> Yeah. Over under 39 and a half. That's. low especially for a 10-point spread. They're saying that the Ravens offense. with Finaniano is not going to be able. to do a damn thing. >> Yeah, that is what they're saying. >> What's the overunder for uh Baltimore.
Ravens points tonight? >> My guess looking at that right there. Um. >> 13 and a half. >> for the Ravens. Let's see here. Team. team props it is 15 and a half. >> That doesn't make any sense. >> That feels high there. 15 and a half. >> They scored 10 at Buffalo last week. >> Who? The Ravens. Yeah. >> Is that what it was? >> Yeah. 36-10. Yeah, it doesn't make 25. plus 15 is 40 which is right around the. and has a 10 point spread. >> and a half. Yeah. >> And that's against Buffalo's D.
>> That's 37year football coach, 18 in. college, 19 in the NFL. Chuck Bagano. Chuck, we'll get into your pick here in. a matter of moments. We know you have an. affinity for the Baltimore Ravens and. Italians as a whole. So Joey Finano. starting for the Baltimore Ravens in. this predicament. We know you might want. to lean that way. We'll see what the. stats say, see what you say in the end. But before we kick off week nine, let's. go back to week eight in the NFL. Week. nine for college football. Ladies and. gentlemen, it's time for one of our. favorite segments that has ever existed.
on this particular show. It's our. opportunity to point out things that. don't really make a lot of sense. It's. our opportunity for our old man to get. into his front yard and yell at the. clouds. Ladies and gentlemen, IT'S TIME. FOR. >> WHAT the Chuck? >> Now listen, Chuck Pagano is a man who. has been around ball his whole life. He's coached, he's played, and now he's. in the media, he's been with the. officials, he's been on committees, he's. been in the locker room, and every once. in a while when something happens on the.
field that he doesn't like, he just has. to point it out. And it's not just. pointing it out. No, it's going, "Hey, what the. is going on? I heard we're doing a. little college maybe Chuck Bagon to. start. >> We're doing a little college. Let's let. the tape roll. We've had a banger in. UNCC. Chapel Hill. >> UNCC trying an onside kick right here. They. >> got it. >> obviously. Yeah. Yeah. That's first. first and 10. They just uh scored to. make this a three-point game. So, do you. know what they called here, Pat?
>> What do they call. >> off sides. >> on who? >> On Chapel Hill. OH, >> AND I GUESS I GUESS did some research. You talked about officiating. Did some. research. By the letter of the law, it. doesn't matter how much of your body, any part of the body. >> that's in front of that ball before it's. kicked, they're going to rule it that. way. But great execution, Pat. You are a. master at these onside kicks. You got a. bunch of these middle. We We'd see a big. opening in here. We'd let you kick it to. yourself, but they just counted the.
numbers, right? We got four guys here. and we got two guys in the middle. >> Easy. >> If they line up like that, we're going. middle dribble. I'm sure if they. overloaded the inside, they'd go to the. outside. So, really good football by. Bill Bichic. So, uh this had to have. everybody right in Chad in including. Bill BICH SAYING WHAT? WHAT THE. >> I'LL TELL YOU calling it that close. calling it that close is insane. That is. uh because normally bang bang play.
especially if you recover it against the. number one team in the country in that. >> criminal. >> Yeah, it is. That's a tough. >> You talk about a program Turner. >> Oh, >> like he's he's winning now in year two. there in Chapel Hill. What this would do. for Chapel Hill and recruiting and. everything NIL, the money, all that kind. of stuff big time. >> So they call a penalty on that. We get a. re kick obviously. >> Yeah. So let's try it again. They line. up the exact same way. Who gets the. ball? Oh, they recover it again. But we. got another.
>> flag. >> We got another flag. >> Are they off sides or what is it? >> They're not off sides this time. What. you can't do is you cannot block before. the ball goes 10 yards. >> You can't There's a no hit zone in. there. >> There's a no hit zone. 10 yards. And. apparently this guy made contact RIGHT. HERE. >> OH, >> AND THAT BALL'S RIGHT at traveling over. the line as that block. Like I don't. know what that guy's supposed to do, but. these are so like I have a feeling here, Pat, that you know how we would get with.
the officials before a game. >> and we'd have a a list of things. >> and MIJ Mitt's dad. All right, Tommy. McMahon, great special, great human, right? He would bring me a bunch of. stuff. Hey, we got to go over with the. officials before the game on this stuff. >> So, they might have seen this before. So, I know Mario, and this is the head. coach's job, and he obviously did a. great job. Hey, watch him on this. Watch. him on this. If it comes down to an. onside kick, this is what they're going. to do. They've been on offsides in the. past. They've blocked early. Keep an eye. on it. >> I mean, that's.
>> and and during as soon as they come. back, they're telling them right on the. sideline in the officials ear, right? >> Okay. So, you're talking about the. offsides being by an inch or two, a. couple guys. That's crazy to call that. on an onside kick when everything's so. close and bang bang. This one, the. receiving team, that first 10 yards is a. safe zone. They are not allowed to be. hit by the kicking team unless they. engage in contact. So if they're not. trying to engage in contact, they are. safe within the first 10 yards of the. ball being kicked. Which is why uh you.
see some teams, they'll take everybody. just go right inside in front of the. line of scrimmage so that nobody or in. front of 10 yards so nobody's allowed to. hit them on the kicking team. So even if. they recover, this is kind of a game. You can kind of like get hit. Well, that's at 9.999 yards. >> What he did? He went from here to here. Yes. to initiate just what you said, >> which is the safe play. Let's get up. here and then we're going to go for the. ball. Not going to go for a hit. So, they're not allowed to hit us. But where. he ends up getting hit at is like. 9.99999999. yards by letter of the law. Certainly a. penalty, but boy, >> I guarantee you,
>> you very rarely see those get called. >> Very rarely. And you thought Bill. Bellichic was pissed on the first one. Can you imagine what Jordan, his. girlfriend, SAID ON THIS SECOND ONE? >> WHAT THE. WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY of that. We. don't want to dive into it, but we do. know Bill Bich's got some winners in. there. >> and he's got a team this year. And if. they would have been able to beat this. Miami squad fully healthy after two. onside kick recoveries, boy, Gumpy, tough times down in Coral Gables, but. good times in Chapel Hill, pal.
>> Yeah, game of inches. You know, those. are the rules. I don't make them, just. play by them. >> Chuck, I'd like to let you know. >> Yes. >> Gumpy uh told me what happened at the. end of that game. We were watching a lot. of other games. It was Halloween. There's a lot going on. Gumpy goes, "Uh, they had two onside kicks. It was two. penalties though, off sides clearly or. whatever, you know. So, I didn't even. watch the tape. This is coming from. Gumpy who's a Miami fan. You showed me. that this morning and I just look at. Gumpy. I go, "Gump." That's an. interesting way. That's an interesting. way to describe those two. AJ, we never. see that get called in those types. You. got to be like egregious almost would be.
the word that you would try to go. That's really nitpicking there on those. two flags, but certainly letter of the. law against the rules. But I bet Bill. was saying what the chuck out there. >> Yeah. Are both of these reviewable? Can. they like both of these penalties? Oh, interesting. >> I think so. >> I doubt it. >> I don't know. But. >> hitting him. I would assume the second. one is reviewable, but I don't know. >> Yeah, because then whenever they're. reviewing it, they're probably thinking. to themselves, why are you guys calling. that? Now you're putting us in a. position to make the chuck and call. And. all we really WANT TO SAY IS WHAT THE. CHUCK. >> OKAY. SO, I'm happy we got. >> subjective. So, I I would say no.
>> Okay. All right. Subjective you say no. But maybe it is. Who knows? And by. letter of law, I guess he did. I mean his left foot's at 10 yards. So. >> his left foot's a 10. >> You're going to need to clarify that. one. >> It's tight. They Hey, they win a. nailbiter up there. Kudos to UNCC for. hanging in there with these guys. So, but the U prevailed big one obviously. this weekend. >> I had UNCC winning the ACC at the. beginning of the season and I got. laughed off the set and they're not. going to win the ACC. So maybe I should. have been laughed off the set, but I.
think I seen what a lot of people seen, which is Bill Bichc has like actual. players that are should be on a field in. college football. I think that's only. going to get better. Speaking of getting. better, it doesn't look like this team's. going to be doing any of that, Chuck. >> No. No. We got a fire sale going on, obviously. But we go to Jacksonville, we. get obliterated, but this is early in. the game, right? It's 7 nothing. We. cross midfield. We're on the logo. Okay, we're on a logo. and we're going to run. this deal. Hand it off to JT. He's going to he's.
going to stumble. He's going to toss the. ball. It's going to bounce off Josh. Down's face mask, right? He's going to. come around. The ball's going to be. laying on the ground, right? And then. watch and I and I Hey, maybe this is going to But this Nobody. block. But how how about get on the. ball? >> No kidding. I I at first when I looked. at this Pat stop. >> Did you see JT trip on this logo? >> Yeah, I did. >> And watch him. So, let's just defend.
Josh for a quick cuz he owned this in. his presser. I loved it. He owned it. He. said I needed to have better effort. I. needed to get on that. But did you see. what happened there? I think they had. some like tar and some sticky stuff. here. >> Oh, you think just just for when. >> Watch us watch it. just for when the. Colts are on offense, they do that. And. then when the Jags are on, >> there's no way in hell anybody Oh, there's a ball on the ground. that you know, but he said, "I got to I got to get on. that." But I guarantee you, can you.
imagine. ownership is on the sideline? >> Can you imagine? >> Yeah. >> Literally, not figure on the sideline. >> On the sideline. >> Sweet fit again. Can you imagine what. Carly Ers was saying right there? WELL, IT'S PROBABLY WHAT. >> THE YOU HAD IT, BRUCE. You had it, Bruce. >> You had it. >> There it is. >> You had it, Bruce. >> We're going to give him another shot, Pat. >> Are we? >> Yes, we are. Let's roll on to what the. heck happened on the next one.
>> Let's do it. >> Okay, so here we go. We got a run and. play here. >> Boom. >> Good tackle. >> Boom. Peanut punch. He's stumbling. around like pulling a freaking sled. I. mean, what? Watch this. Okay. Boom. >> Boom. Boom. >> Do you know what? Do you Do you see. >> Do you see? >> Boom. >> Okay. So, they're in an eightman. spacing, right? >> Boom. >> So, they've got enough to stop the run, right? Mhm. >> They're not out. They're not playing too. high. It's single high, right?
>> So, you've got a three technique here. You got an edge player here. 33 is going. to come in. 53, right? 51's here. >> So, when you run this thing, this guy. has the A gap back here. Okay. He's got. the B gap. They motion over. So now this. guy's going to have this gap. He's here. He's here. Okay. Let's let it run here. for a second. >> Apple. Apple. >> Eightman spacing. Right. I'm going to. tell you when to stop. Stop. Okay. >> He's okay. Right. He's in his gap. Is he. in his gap?
>> Now we'd like to see hat and hands. >> So I could come back, right, AJ? >> Take it too. >> It's so easy just to take the least path. of resistance. to stick an arm in there. and get driven into Jesus. >> That's what he did. >> You can't do that. >> Jesus was out there, >> right? >> So, he's got to get across who who's. who's. >> who's failing here. >> We said this guy's got the a gap. backside, right? >> He's cut out, AJ. So, when you get the. front side just using shoulders and not. setting a strong edge and getting pushed.
to the sideline and you get cut out back. here, run it a few more clips. Stop. Any. of us. >> Wait a minute. Any of us could run. through that hole. >> Oh, no. Maybe not. >> This guy should be right here. Okay. Now, if this happened, it's going to. happen. >> Mhm. >> Get him on the ground. >> Yeah. >> Come on, Cam. We love you. You're a hell. of a player. >> Hell of a player. >> Get Get his ass on the ground. Wrap up. and run your feet. Mooney. least path resistance. Let's just Okay. I said I did my job right here. Right.
>> Can you imagine? >> Can you imagine? >> Ownership. >> Ownership. She's still down there. She. got the clipboard. >> She's a lefty, so clipboard's in the. right hand. >> Yep. Bump, bang, and poo. What do you. think she's writing down there? >> I guarantee you this IS WHAT SHE WROTE. >> WHAT THE. BRUISE? >> Everybody's coming after Carly. It's. like Carly's not on the field. Carly's. not the one calling the plays. Carly's. not the one uh not doing their. assignment. Carly's not the one, you.
know, not tackling anybody. Carly's not. the one doing all these things. But. Carly has been on the sideline. We. haven't won many games. So, in a world. where we try to shake things up when. things aren't working, we haven't really. done that with her being on the. sideline. But. >> you think that'll change? >> I don't know. I genuinely don't know. I. have no idea what's going to happen. >> I don't think so. Cuz she wants to know. >> and it's not like Yeah. And and she's. not happy. >> No, she's actually. >> Can you imagine if you were kids and you. got that look? >> Oh, what the Chuck? And then we're. staying with Cole. It's great news. Three. >> Three. What the Chuck?
>> We was We were still in the game back. there, right? >> Okay. >> And now it's right before the half. If. we're going to go down, get a score. It's 21 nothing. We're going to get a. score. >> Danny makes a nice throw here. Boom. Alone gets his fingertip. We'll see him. tonight. And we got to pick Sizzo. We. got Lane who's a backup safety. >> Mhm. >> Because they got a starter out. You'll. see him playing tonight. Got a backup. safety. Pick six. Now it's 28- nil. >> And I can only imagine. >> Carly. >> like maybe he got a finger on there, but.
that's our one of our most reliable. guys, T. Warren. That thing was whistled. in there. >> Yeah, >> but I can't now. I don't even know if. she's got enough energy. >> Well, she is though. >> I don't know if she's got even ENOUGH TO. SAY. >> WHAT THE? >> OKAY, I like that. Carly, uh, we have. faith that you will get it figured out. But boy, it looks like there are some. grim times ahead for the Indianapolis. Colts and the trade market stuff coming. to a halt because of the discrepancy. between DeForest Buckner's trade and. Jeffrey Simmons trade. Just part of the.
story. But when we're back in the Super. Bowl in two to 10 years, everybody needs. to eat [ __ ] Let's remember that. >> You mentioned those guys, right? We saw. 94 and 95 in the interior of that off uh. defensive line for the Colts. You didn't. see you didn't see 99 and you didn't see. 90, right? >> 95 was a parting of the Red Sea. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> 95 is a good player. Adabore. >> They paid him. >> Add a boy. Adabore. Okay. No. >> Okay. Jesus Christ. I was about to say, God, God, enough. We know it's a one.
>> We docked Nazium. Look, what's the score. here? >> 173. >> That puts them up how many? >> Two scores. >> One minute and 10 seconds to go in the. third quarter. >> Right. So, there's 16 minutes, right? And 10 seconds left in this ball game. >> Right. We're up 14. We're good to go. Right. >> Okay. Second and three. Let's run the. tape. >> Go back to the beginning. >> Are they in sevenman spacing or eightman. spacing here, Ty? I can't even tell how many guys they got.
there. >> Dropping this guy down. You got a post. safety in the middle field. So the. middle's closed. So just assume they're. an eight. Okay. >> Okay. >> Go ahead and run it. They're actually. running Nickel Dog. And that's Caleb off. the edge from the field. >> to get a hit in the back field. >> Go back to beginning. >> Right. So when you run this back, >> so what do we have the end zone of this. one? >> Yeah, I'm sure we do. >> Yeah. Go back to that beginning. >> Oh, no. I'm sure we don't actually. Yeah. >> No, we don't. Okay. So, what's happening.
is a bunch of shite, you know, and a. bunch of missed tackles. But when you. run nickel dog, all right, six is the edge player. He's supposed to. come down and get in the B gap right. here. >> We do have the end zone copy, >> right? And look at what's happening. Okay. So, he doesn't make the trip if. he's Hey, AJ. When you if you're. blitzing that B gap, right, >> wouldn't you right before the snap kind. of shimmy down? >> Do it again. So you could beat him. across his face. >> Absolutely. Yeah. Shimmy. Shimmy. Yeah.
You You would time it up. Hope. >> time it up. Time it up and hit that. right. >> Yeah. >> But you can't You're not gonna make the. B gap on a on a zone play away from you. on a cut off block. >> From three yards outside that tackle. >> But if he shimies and he does this right. now, that shortens a corner for who? >> Caleb Williams. Right. And he's going to. get a tackle for a loss. This was the. best player supposedly coming out in the. draft, right? defensive player last year. from Ohio State. That's all we talked. about, right? >> He's a shell of himself. >> Whoa.
>> He is. It's And I don't know if it's. his. So, he misses. He misses. >> Two misses. >> Jeez. And next thing you know, you got. the Cardinal. Foko. >> Mike Laflur. >> Jeez. Mike Laflur's dogs barking down. there. >> We all know where Jerry sits. >> Where at? Up in the suite. >> I think he was up in the suite. And can. you imagine what Jerry said after this. play? Oh, I THINK IT WAS. >> WHAT THE JOKE. >> WE DID SEE THAT ACTUALLY. You're right. We did see that. >> You're right. We saw it. Hey, there's.
more to come, Jerry. No way. >> Listen, get a cup of water. Get some. ice. >> More to come. Here we go. >> Okay, next play. >> Okay, so now it's first and 10, right? >> 1420 left in the fourth quarter. Still. up 14. They went down and got a field. goal or a touchdown, so they're still up. 14. So, if you're Arizona, you're. thinking we got to throw the ball, right? >> We better start throwing. We're running. out of time. >> No, no, no, no, no. Let's just run. ourselves a pin and pull concept. >> Oh, a Q talks about pin and pull. Look.
what they do to poor 13 Caleb again. >> Dribble. >> He's in concussion protocol. He may. never come back. >> What? >> Coach, >> what do you mean? >> Look at what this kid did to him. >> Recover from that. Yeah, >> the chalk. >> So, what happens is they got great. angles on everybody. the center pulls. They probably should have called that. once. >> Block in the back. >> Block in the back. AJ. AJ. >> He cheated. The guy cheated. >> Block in the back there. >> He cheap shoted Caleb. Okay. Nobody. >> could have got him twice.
Turned his back. >> Two hands square on his back. >> He turned his back. >> I want that alignment on my team though. By the way, I want guys like that on my. squad. >> I mean, THAT'S CLEAR AS DAY PUSHING the. back. I mean, Caleb Don's trying to find. his way out there and. >> it was a no call. He got a no call. >> It was a no call. Yeah, I'd say that was. a no call. >> Ask Caleb's folks if that was a no call. >> Jeez, we don't like that. We don't like. that at all. And look at Alier running. wild for the Arizona Cardinals. Down 14, >> running over people.
going crazy on the sideline. >> It's just a matter of time. We're. rolling. Momentum has turned. They've. got a artery, right? They got an artery. gushing blood gushing. And they don't. have enough gauze and they don't have. enough band-aids. They don't have enough. anything to get this. Can you imagine? Let's go back to the press file. Can you. imagine what Mr. Jones, Mr. Jerry Jones, the owner, the CEO, the GM is saying. right now, >> the chairman, I think he's SAYING. >> AFTER THIS RUN. >> WHAT THE.
>> I THINK he is saying that. Yeah, he. certainly was multiple times. >> Yeah, that's what he said. I saw it in. slow motion there. And that's not it, I. don't think. Right. >> We're not done. >> No. Christ. We're going to listen to some comments, I think, after this. Something that he. said po right a couple days ago. >> I think we have that. >> I totally understand why he's so effed. up right now. >> This would make you. >> Yeah. So, what we got? What we got here?
Who's the best player on the offense for. Arizona? >> Gardenner Mchu. >> Yep. >> Okay. Second best. >> Tyler Algier. >> No, he's pretty good. I is this bus. Pagano's balls day with all you sons of. [ __ ] ARE YOU [ __ ] KIDDING ME? >> Trey McBride, best player. Trey. >> Trey McBride. Okay, so. >> he was he's in the team meeting, >> right? He's the guy say, "Okay, look, we. can't let team act, all right, bust our. ass. We got to defend him, make him beat. us with somebody else, right? They got a.
bunch of good players, but they're. playing a quarters coverage up here, a. split safety quarters coverage. If the. corner's the corner's got number one on. any vertical stem past five yards and if. he's pressed, it's called Meg technique. Meg, man everywhere he goes. So if that. guy's pressed, this guy's the quarter. flat player. He's off of two or who. becomes two. >> That's one. This is two. So his drop is. off this guy. The safety is over the top. of number two. He's got the inside.
corner. Any two vertical, he's got him. with the corner in Meg. Obviously, he. didn't know that a mag technique was. being played. So, this guy runs a china. a smash route. The linebacker comes off. The corner stays connected and we have a. wide open a wide open Trey McBride with. the simplest coverage. Now, this is like. country cover three. Like, we've been. playing quarters. All right. As long as. Albert Duro has been painting pictures. Alric Alric. >> and Han.
>> Albert's not real. >> Yeah. According to Waldo Moraldo. >> Waldo Moraldo when you oxygen tank out. there for you old man. You be all right. >> Had heard from him in years. Now all of. a sudden he's going to come. Oh that. [ __ ] guy's lying. >> There ain't no Albert. It's Hos. >> Yeah. His name was Hans. I believe. but his brother like to call him Albert. Do your homework. So, so anyway,
so we understand where the fit was. supposed to be, but this has been. constant. This has been since week one, the lack of communication, details, execution. We get another touchdown. Miraculous comeback. They come back and. beat these guys in over. Shouldn't have. even gone to overtime, right? >> No. >> So, extra point we missed. So, we go to. overtime. So, Shotti's jacked up. >> Yeah. Another opportunity. I don't even. know how you could muster that up after. they just came back and tied you, right? And should have beat you. Oh, yeah. We're going to get her done. >> WE'RE STILL GOING TO FIGHT. THE GAME'S.
NOT OVER. >> Have hope. >> It's over. >> Well, it was. >> It's over. >> Yeah. Gardner Menchu Mania ran wild. over. >> Oh, you think it's shot and hive over? >> Shot over. >> Shot and wait till the Colts beat him. >> Well, >> okay. >> Okay. I will wait. I will hold my breath. actually until then. What I did see, I. think, is what we saw after all. >> So, we go back to the press box and. obviously Mr. Jerry Jones, owner, CEO, GM, has had enough. He's seen enough. As.
soon as this play was over, do you know. what he said and did? >> WHAT HE SAID? >> WHAT THE. DON'T DO IT, JAR. IT AIN'T WORTH IT. >> NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S WE DON'T THINK. THAT'S REAL. WE DON'T THINK that we. don't think that is real. And we would. like we would like a follow. We don't. know. We would like to follow up. We. don't We don't know if that is real in. itself, but we have heard from Jerry. since this moment, which is good. Sounds. like he's a Okay. Can we please run the.
clip? >> Please run. >> You're seeing signs of the play that you. saw in the uh first half of the game the. other day. It does not call for uh. massive or not massive. it does not call. for very succinct. u important changes uh because I like. the way we're trending. >> and he says I like the way we're. trending and Dallas Cowboys fans SAY OH. WHAT the. so it seems like he's okay after that.
fall if that fall was real once again we. don't obviously say that. >> could be a little concuss from it all. could have a little uh you know um. depression settling in too because the. amount of what the chucks that are. happening in there what dreams were for. this team versus what the reality is of. this team. But we don't think that's. real. I mean, I didn't see it in real. time. I wasn't I I didn't get a chance. to see that. We don't think it's real, but we did hear him on Shawn and RJ down. there in 1053 afterwards. So, we think. he's okay, which is And that's Jerry. Jones football. He would he would.
survive swimmingly if that happened out. there. >> Easy. That was quite a fall though. >> Big parkour. Maybe he's big parkour guy. and he he rolled out of it or something. >> Could be. Extreme walking. I mean, I. could have never expected him to be able. how he just pushed off his two hands and. >> so good. >> projected his whole body over the wall. of his age. >> Did he land that? Did he Did he did he. have like a a. cat? >> Yeah. And then he landed down there and. he walks over to Shot and Hover and. says, "Hey, >> maybe there was a blob down there. >> Maybe he can fly.". >> It also might not be real. I mean,
anything's possible at this stage of. society, actually. All right. We. appreciate you. That was a lot of what. the. >> boy Chuck Pagano. >> Uh after what the Chuck, we got to go uh. with four What the Chucks. Every week. we've been debuting our shite division. And. >> oh yeah, >> I will tell you this. I mean. >> this week was the most. >> controversy I would say and who makes it. in, who doesn't make it in. A lot of. worthy candidates to be in the AFC NFC. shite division. Let's take a trip back.
to last week. Here are the shidiest of. them all. Uh Indianapolis Colts, they. reign supreme as the shidiest team. Then. the Tennessee Titans, they had a great. game, but they still lost. Will they. find themselves back on the Shite. division? We'll see. The Jets, I'll tell. you what, they've been dangling around. the Shite division, but only found. themselves in there one time. And then. the second half Ravens, which you. alluded to earlier, 85 point uh do uh. point differential in the bad wave for. the second half of the Ravens. Now, who. will be this week's Shite division? That.
is what everybody is wondering. It's. tough decisions, AJ. The conversation in. the Thunderdome gets very very heated. about who's the shiniest of them all. Well, mirror mirror on the wall. Who's. the shidiest of them all this week? Congratulations to Los Angeles Chargers. >> Oh, nice. >> Back again. Let's go. >> You see the shite emojis there next to. them. They've been on here uh a lot this. year. Uh main stay here. Six out of the. eight weeks we've seen the Chargers. I.
think it's all because of what we. expected from them at the beginning. Coming out of a by-week, they somehow. looked worse. I don't know how Chargers. fans are dealing with it, but they might. be the kings of the shite when it's all. said and done. If you don't win a game, you're going to have the number one. overall pick. AJ, your thoughts about. the Chargers, the leaders in the shite. house. >> I'm just wondering like if the Chargers. somehow get a win, do they even move out. of the shite division or do we continue. to keep them in here? >> Who' they beat? How' they look? I I. mean, there's just a lot of convos, especially with what they've run up on. their Shite resume thus far this season. Nobody could have expected this. And we. put up a uh a real Tik Tok this morning.
recapping the overreaction tweet from. the Chargers fan. And I'll tell you in. the comments, these Chargers fans are. they are fed up with them. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're done. >> There's no changes, no trades, no. changing of anything. We're just going. to continue to run it back. It's like, how long can you do that in this. particular league? Feels like they're. going to be doing it for the rest of the. season. And they might find themselves. the mayor's a shite town tie. >> Yeah, they might. And it's just not. good. good. I mean, anytime, you know, people start calling your GM Joama bin.
Ortiz, you know, that's kind of where it. starts. And I mean, just for for Herbert. to look as bad as he has, like I I I. can't remember the last time we we had a. guy who everyone considers an elite. quarterback, looked like by far one of. the worst quarterbacks in the league. just year after year. >> Rams corner came out and said that he. thought Justin Herbert was throwing ham. and cheese. >> Yeah. Deadly meats. And uh Jim Harbaugh. was asked about that and he say he did. not hear that and everybody's entitled. with their own opinion. So you know.
hopefully they'll get to the bottom of. it. Justin Herbert I believe he has 10. interceptions thus far. We're heading. into uh almost halfway point of the. season. Okay so let's go to the second. team in the shite division this week and. you asked for it. >> You got it. >> Say hello to the Indianapolis Colts back. in. >> earned it. >> Now that only has three shits. Last week. had three shits as well. So, I think we. missed a shite. I believe it's four time. I believe it's four times shite uh team. I do believe the Indianapolis Colts.
They're they're in the middle of a fire. sale. And to be honest, it it can only. get worse in things. You you think. you're at rock bottom whenever the. Jacksonville Jaguars embarrass you by, you know, 35 points. Well, how about. what do you do if your quarterback's. potentially going to get traded now, which is being talked about? Your. running back is going to get traded. Uh. what about your number one wide. receiver? He's going to get traded. Do. you play those guys? in risk injury like. what? >> It's a good question. >> Sounds like maybe the line of thinking. at least with JT is that the Cowboys run.
defense is so shite. Maybe he goes for. 200 and then you kind of. >> maybe get a one bump that up. >> Yeah, you bump up that trade value a. little bit more. >> We need to just run highlights of. Jonathan Taylor if that's what we're. trying to do. Just during the game, >> the iPad, Microsoft surfaces, turn those. towards the camera. Just Jonathan Taylor. going crazy. >> How many carries he had last week? >> How many? >> Six. What does that mean? Trying to. protect him or season low. I. >> think he played like 68% of the plays, but I think he only I could be wrong. I. don't They were down big,
>> but it wasn't it wasn't like But they. keep saying out of their camp that no, we're playing. We're going to play our. guys. Downs is going to play. Quarterback's going to play. >> I don't know. >> Hey, so. >> what would you do? >> If you feel like you're moving on from. Jones, then you're filing all calls. Like, do do any of us feel like he's. going to be the quarterback of the. Indianapolis Colts next year? >> No. >> I hope so. >> Huh? >> We're paying him 35 million next year. >> Yeah, I hope so. >> But if you can unload him and get a pick.
for him, get something for him. >> What do you think we'll get for him? Uh, [ __ ] undrafted free agency try out. I. I mean, have you seen what we've been. trading for? Quinton Nelson went for a. third and a fifth. >> The fourth Bucker went for a fourth. >> Know you're passionate about these. Colts. We're all passionate about We. hate to see it, but if he's not going to. be your guy, you can unload him. you get. rid of that salary otherwise he's going. to go into the off seasonason he's going. to be a June one probably get rid of try. to save you money on the cap. >> I loved what Daniel Jones did to us last.
year for the first half of the season. >> I love where. >> I love where the Colts. >> Keenan Allen he's come in he's I mean. he's not even talked about because we're. so ass but he's still doing it you know. he's still out there doing it. >> but Daniel Jones he does deserve to have. a little happiness just like Jonathan. Taylor and Josh Downs him asking to be. traded. He said that's not what I said. I didn't say I didn't want to be here. >> Well, kind of. >> want to be somewhere else somewhere.
else. Yeah. >> Yeah. Just Yeah. It's not about not. being here. It's about wanting to be. somewhere else. >> What? >> We can't have any of them get hurt. >> No. >> Right. Like that's a real thing. And I. >> That's a That's a real conversation. So, it's one of those deals like if they're. active and then all of a sudden the. phone rings. tomorrow, Saturday, and it's, "Hey, look, we're getting like with Jacobe and. uh and the Ravens." What if Gardner gets. hurt. >> for Arizona?
>> Carloc. >> So, then you just pull the pull him back. or you just send him anyway. They're. done. Like, seems like they said, "Okay, we're done. We moved him to number three. quarterback. We're going with these two. If something happens to Mchu, it's back. and then we'll go figure it out. We'll. get somebody off the street. So, like if. you're done done, then let's get. something for him and and make the move. and and give him a shot to go compete. somewhere. >> Is Alec Pierce ever playing football? >> Yeah, next year. >> That's that's another one. >> Next year. >> Why would you come back this year? >> So, allegedly now Quinton Nelson was.
trying to get a deal done this past. offseason off season as well. Um, we pay. Alec Pierce the most money in the. history of free agency for a wide. receiver and then we tell Quent Nelson. to have to wait. Like that's an. interesting decision, especially if we. knew he's probably not going to play for. most of the year this year as we're. trying to win it. >> I love Alec Pierce, but there's a lot of. Quinton Nelson. We don't want Quinton. Quint Nelson wanted a deal done. >> They kind of backed themselves into a. corner, too, when they traded Pitman. because it was like if you let Pierce. walk there, then who's. >> traded AD with the sauce deal?
>> Who's Dan? Who's he going to throw? And. how's he doing in New York? >> He had like 170 though that. >> pretty freaking good. >> Yeah, but remember what he was doing. with the Colts. >> Drop the ball before he get to the end. zone. Drop balls all over. I mean, maybe. >> he's got a develop. You know, Reggie would develop this kid. >> Well, that's all the guys they've. traded. Like we've said before, but. Quinton Nelson and Debbuck when they. were here, they didn't really win. anything. >> Colts. That's why Colts are in the. strike division. Yeah.
>> That's why the Colts are in the strike. division. and seemed like will be maybe. for the next couple years. >> True. >> We need the right hire. >> at a lot of positions, >> man. You just having a season like this. and then not having a first round pick. where you can even have the excitement. of like, hey, at least we get to go get. a quarterback next year. Like that that. is just. >> How many picks do we have in the. upcoming draft though, Chuck? >> On paper it says 10 right now, >> but it's actually seven. >> There's compensatories in there, so it. just depends on play time, all that. stuff. When you lose guys in free. agency, you get compensatory. So,
they've got slots for those. If they if. they're there at the end of the year, if. they come through, it's 10 right now. Could be as little as seven right now. >> Okay. So, 10 picks, we can make some. moves. Okay. And hopefully maybe get. into the first round somewhere if we. need to. Maybe. But us not having a one. still in the middle of a obvious rebuild. is a little bit of a scary situation. I'm going to say just a little bit of a. scary situation. >> cuz their one is going to be potentially. a top three pick. >> Top two potentially with the Chargers, especially if you look at the Shike. Division. So, the Jets, good luck. You. know, >> if you do get a one, it's not like bad.
teams are trading for players, so you. probably late first. >> Okay. So, don't we think the Jets should. maybe give us our pick back? >> Yeah. >> I would hope. >> you do somebody that dirty, you ought. to. >> Colts are going to singlehandedly. rebuild the Jets. >> at least. Yeah. Yeah. >> Let's go to the third team in the SH. division. We could be here all day about. the Indianapolis Colts. Congrat Congrat. I'm getting choked up. >> Yeah. I get it. >> Congratulations to the. Dallas Cowboys.
>> Uh Dallas Cowboys find themselves in. here mostly because of the what the. Chuck segment that you just watched. Garner Mchu runs wild. Cowboys continue. to have the same problems that they've. always had. Why is this Cowboys team the. way it is? It's seemingly always the. defensive issue. We move on from Mike. McCarthy because he can't win in the. playoffs. Well, in the playoffs, your. defense can't do anything. You move on. from Michael Parsons. Michael Parsons. can't stop the run. We're going to get. guys to stop the run. He still can't. stop the run. defense has been the. problem there for what ever is that. seemingly the case with this uh Dallas. >> they had Dan Quinn there and they were.
top five defense and then he got the. commander job. >> and then they just fallen apart. completely. >> and now. >> you went to you went to Zimmer. then you went to IFloo. >> and now you're now you're here you. saddled your wagon up an upandcomer a 34. year old that's never done it in. Christian Parker you rolled you rolled. the dice there's. probably going to be fabulous at some. point, but it's it's hard. These things. aren't e like with no reps, >> no time on task. >> They brought in Mike Pton.
>> It's true. >> He's not calling the defense. >> Yeah, I know. >> He can help, but you got to he's not. calling. He can't tell. Hey, >> either get him out and put Mike. >> as a play caller and flip it. >> So, how's that? >> Cuz Mike and Mike can help him. >> How's that work? Mike Pentton comes in. He gets hired to be a consultant to CP. who's never been around him before. So. Mike Patton just comes with Yeah, he was. with Green Bay together. So they had a. relationship. >> Okay. So they know each other. >> So they even talked about doing this at. the beginning, but Mike didn't want to. move. >> is what I read. Allegedly. He's retired.
He's living in Cleveland, Ohio. Whatever. Florida. He's got. >> he's not leaving Cleveland. >> So what? >> Retired to Cleveland. >> I think it was over by Cedar Point. >> Nice. Got the yearly pass. Probably. living on put. >> Don't quote me. I don't know. But. >> anyway, don't quote me. I I I remember. him as a Browns coach. Remember, you got. a lot of money. >> Yeah. He loves putting bay. >> and he's really bright guy. Good. football coach. But he's going to come. in. He I you know, listen to Christian. Park. Here's what he is. You know, sounding board for me. He's going to do.
some advance work, study the next. opponent, have some ideas for for myself. and the staff. So, when we walk in there. after the last game, here's here's who. they are. Here's what they do. Here's. their game records. This is how we got. to this is who we got to stop. This is. how we got to beat them. You make make. them beat us left-handed. Don't they. need him on game day? >> Isn't a big part of that is adjustments. and stuff? >> So, he's sitting up in a box. He's. another set of eyes. >> So, he is there on game day. >> Is he hanging? Is he holding Jerry in. there? You know, is that is that his job. up there or is it just strictly defense.
stuff or is he kind of keeping Jerry. inside the sweep. >> defense? >> Okay. Just defense. Well, >> and and Dano pointed out some stuff the. other day, DO, >> our buddy Orloski, >> just about the offense and the. efficiency and the EPA and things like. that. That's it. Looks like it, but they. they haven't been great great. There's. been some games they've been held to 13. and 14. That thing's supposed to score. If this team's going to win, they got to. outscore everybody. The. >> Cowboys stink. I didn't expect it. I. thought they were going to be good. Now. they're on the Shike Division. And.
rounding out the AFC NFC Shike Division. after week eight of the NFL season is. congratulations Atlanta Falcon. Oh, >> this was highly highly debated and. inevitably AJ, >> uh, >> the other team didn't even have a. completion and they lost, got shut out. So, I think you end up on the Shite. division in 2026. AJ, your thoughts on. that with the Atlanta Falcons and the. reasoning behind it? Yeah, it's a little. bit surprising to see them pop up. I. guess that wasn't the first team I. thought would pop in there at the four.
spot. But what when your quarterback. throws four picks and the opposing. quarterback only has three passing. attempts and you lose, you seem to get. blown out almost. That's a it's tough. look for them. >> Yeah, I mean that's clear as day. That. was the reason. That was exactly what we. said. So, congrats to these four teams. in the Shike Division. >> Well, listen, everybody everybody likes. to celebrate the top of the NFL. Here's. a chance to celebrate the bottom. These. four teams, uh, I would assume the. Chargers, Cowboys, and Falcons all have. a first round pick. I would assume they.
have the ability to get better early in. the draft coming up, except for the. Indianapolis coach, which. >> Cowboys don't. >> Yeah, I don't think the Cowboys do. >> How they trade away Micah and they don't. get. >> Williams. They traed for him last year. >> The Jets have that pick as well. >> They have four total picks. So, the Jets. have first round picks for two of the. Shite teams after week eight. >> Yes. and uh. >> also their own. >> and their own and the Jets have the. better pick between the Packers and the. Cowboys. Obviously now it's probably.
going to be the Cowboys pick, but if. there was a scenario where the Packers. pick was lower, they would get that one. >> So they have three top 10 picks right. now. >> Yes. >> Congrats to the Jets, man. >> Cowboys do have one. >> They have to surrender the higher one. Yeah. >> Okay. They have to surrender it. >> Yes. They give it to the Jets, >> but they still have a first round pick. >> They have Yeah. From the the Micah. >> Okay. Perfect. So the Cowboys do have a. first round pick. >> Mhm. Okay, got it. Thank you. Uh, thank. you in the back there as Dallas Cowboy. fan. Uh, Mitt, I love that. Getting to. the bottom of it. Cowboys do have a.
first round pick now that we're back in. the top. >> Yes. >> Okay, so three of the four Shike teams. do have first round picks. The. Indianapolis Colts do not is what we. have. Uh, so maybe the Colts, >> they might be okay. >> No, >> they might be. So what you're saying is. they might be okay. >> No, I'm saying they might be the shidest. of them all. Yeah, >> they could get Lamar in free agency. >> I mean, what if they go 11 and six this. year? They could win out. >> I agree. >> Maybe.
>> it starts. >> Conventional wisdom says they they. wouldn't because they're trading all. their good players, but. >> Titans look good. They work themselves. out of the shite division after they. trade away their best player. Exactly. >> So, there is a little bit of motivation. Cowboys come to Luke Stadium this. weekend. It's a big one. >> Shiple. it. >> I'll tell you what, loser of this one. straight to the top. >> You think you think people will be there. because it's Cowboys? >> Yes. Cowboys fans will feel that. >> I'm excited to see the week after if. anyone's there. >> Who Who do we got the week after this? >> Fins. It'll be crank.
>> Oh man. >> Actually, are that. >> toilet bowl? >> You remember in college red shirts we'd. have the toilet bowl. AJ, did you have. the toilet bowl? College? >> I think so. >> All the red shirt players. Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. Toilet bowl. Love a good toilet. bowl. The Colts gonna be playing a lot. of those. We got nine games left. All. these teams that are uh staring down the. abysmal Yeah. >> finish of the season. We're We're not. even halfway home yet. We're not even. halfway home yet. >> Nine weeks. >> Cowboys come to the Colts. That should.
be a fun one as five and a half point. favorites. Better looking into that one. cuz at the Loud House Lucas Oil Stadium. just different around here. >> Yeah, >> just different around here by 13. >> Let's go to tonight. Week nine kicks off. of the NFL season on Amazon Prime with. the Jacksonville Jaguars traveling to. Baltimore, Maryland. How's the weather. going to be? Have we got an official. look at the weather? There's been. conversations, but we don't have any. actual hard firm forecasting. Let's go. to one half of the Hammer Dad Cowboys AP. Tone. >> Uh the hourly for Baltimore tonight as I.
pull it up as it loads. Um let's see. here. 7 p.m. 8:00 p.m. we'll say cuz. that's when it normally kicks off. 71. degrees, 5 mph winds, 14% chance of. rain. And it's basically that until. 10:00, which it goes to 70 degrees. still, but 36% chance of rain, 42%. chance of rain at 11 p.m. So maybe some. second half showers, but warm, a little. late mist potentially on a perfect night. for Bull as Joey Fano gets his first NFL. start as a 10-point dog against the.
Jacksonville Jaguars. Chuck Pagano three. and five. Don't look now. >> Okay, >> don't look now. He's got a little fire. on that PE sign. Peel peel peel cheese. head on his head. Shout out to the. Packers doing that. Now, let's go to. tonight. Chuck, I know you've been. waffling a little bit. I know 10 points. is a lot of points. Will you please tell. us which way you're leaning and why, sir? >> Um, yeah, I have been waffling on this. one. This one's hard, right? My brain. says like it it looks like a no-brainer,
right? Your brain tells you, "Okay, go. Jacksonville." 18 and two over their. last 20, right? The quarterback numbers, we've talked about those ad nauseium. What does Baltimore do best on offense? >> Run the football. >> They run the football. But what is who's. the number one rush defense. >> in football is Jacksonville. Now they're. missing Hamilton, right? Which is a big. is a huge loss for them in the middle of. that defense, Pat. uh for Jacksonville. But I I just think throw out all these. You got a rookie quarterback, undrafted.
rookie quarterback making his first. start in the National Football League. Okay. In Finaniano, he's got impressive. numbers, right? He's got impressive. numbers. >> 10 yards, >> you know, coming out of coming out. >> We need that for 10 yards tonight. We. need that tonight. >> But I like this. This looks too easy. It. It looks too easy. Look at the turnover. margin. >> Yikes. Jacksonville got nine. interceptions, most in the most in the. league, right? They turn the ball over.
They've got two guys on the edges, right? Hines Allen and and Walker. I. don't know. Do we have an update on. Walker? He's he's a go, we think. >> I think he's he's a go. So, they they've. got edge pass rushers. Camp and Nelly, they're going to load up to stop Henry, obviously. Right. >> DC of Jacksonville, they're going to. play tight coverage. The Achilles Hill. for as you look at the stats, what's the. Achilles Hill for the Jacksonville. defense? Pass defense. >> Pass defense. Well, >> but you got a rookie quarterback now out. of Yukon who threw the hell out of the. ball at Yukon. 3,500 yards, 28.
touchdowns, one interception, 70%. completion rate. I got to believe like. Deck and Doyle. Hand it to Henry. Hand. it to Henry. Hand it. You said missed. >> what late in the game. >> So you just body blows, body blows. It. may be one yard, maybe two yards, maybe. three, maybe five, maybe minus one, but. you keep hammering the big guy and you. keep hammering the big guy and you have. quick passes. You get it out of this. quarterback's hand. You throw some. screens, you get the ball to heel.
>> Justice, love that. >> You get the ball to heal. Trevor goes. down the field, right? 17 touchdowns, only four interceptions. He throws a. touchdown pass, he throws another one. It's 14-10. Now you're in the late in. the second half. And our second half. struggles at the Ravens, they haven't. played good. They've been outscored by. 84 points. You brought that up. >> But stick to the plan. But stick to the. plan. >> Body blows. Body blows. Body blows. Body. blow. Body blow. Body blow. And all of a. sudden, guess what? King Henry breaks a. tackle. >> Gone. >> It's gone. >> And it's wet.
>> So it's like Tampa and Atlanta. They. rush for 250 yards. >> Going to be like that. >> 14% 34%. It's not. >> They're going to have to They're going. to have to drag 22 out of that stadium. after this game. Win or lose, I'm going. to find out. Okay. Okay. You guys are. number one in rush. >> You know why they're number one in rush? >> Why? >> A lot of times they've had 25 straight. games where they haven't allowed a 75. rusher. They've been up on people. >> Mhm. >> So stats can be deceiving. >> So if you So boy, >> you change. >> So what are you doing?
>> You're throwing if they're losing. >> So you're behind. You're throwing or. you're losing. They're 29th in pass. defense. They've got some injuries in. the back end. So it kind of lends you to. think that oh [ __ ] if we. blow body blow. body bl. >> screen to heal. >> justice heal another one. >> check down heel another one. >> breaks a tackle 35 yds boom that one. check that one off then you come. and don't forget Ali Rashi Ali.
>> does kickoff return that guy is dynamic. and a good dude Yeah, there's. >> so many good dudes on there and this is. a prideful unit. You got a chance on. prime time to. >> save something. Save your season. Four. and four. You've got three straight. losses. >> But that that's hard. I mean, this is this is a. >> Well, he's waffling a little bit. Get. the syrup out. >> Say, >> get the syrup. We're talking about. >> body blush. >> No, the best syrup in town.
>> Oh, Pearl Millie. >> Yeah, that's right. We are talking about. Pearl Milling. Is it Pearl Milling? >> Like Pearl Pearl Bills maybe. I don't. know. >> Ask your mama for what my money's worth. >> Nobody mentioned that the Ravens have a. new kicker tonight. >> Oh, new kicker tonight. Hold on. Hold. on. What's that? >> I believe Tyler Loop is on the IR with a. groin. >> Who's kicking? >> Great question. Oh, Jake. >> I Moody. >> Jake. >> All right. I like Moody. Moody can make. some kicks. >> Yeah. Looper. >> out of Michigan. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, now that we've said all of.
this. >> Yeah. Charles. >> Yeah. What do you like, Chuck? Cuz body. blows sound good unless the person is. unreachable. You know, like it it. beating up the body's fun unless the. person has a bigger reach than you and. you can't body blow and it's just and. then oh Trevor Lawrence just scored. again. >> and then body blow Trevor Lawrence just. scored again and then now you're in the. point where man we got to get a. >> oh [ __ ] head we got we got hit you know. we can't body blow anymore. Declan Doyle.
could get a little bit scared and avoid. and go away from. >> That's where Jesse steps in. Keep. pounding it. >> Believe body blows. >> Body blows. >> All right. Who do you got? Sounds like. we know you got plus 10. It sounds like. at home. >> You know my affinity for this. organization, my love for this. organization, everything about it. >> Mhm. >> And I want him to turn it around. I want. I fan of Jesse, >> fan of those coaches, players. >> Yeah. Ownership. >> Ownership. Everybody's Steve Bashotti.
>> Good as they good as they get. >> Mhm. >> ADC, the whole Aussie still there. >> No doubt. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Dude, >> my heart my heart says go that way, but. I I just I just can't. >> What are you doing? >> What? >> What are you doing? >> I like it. >> I'm going to LAY THE POINTS. >> JAGS. >> AFTER ALL of that after that entire body. blow speech, >> body blush, body, >> at that entire as they go. Now, on that. note, I don't think it's worth a [ __ ]. because I think the Jags will win by at. least 10 tonight. That's how you feel.
>> I think so. >> Oh, he's hot right now. He's won back. >> He is hot. >> Uh AJ also hot in seeing the board very. well throughout the entirety of this. season. AJ, are you rolling with Chuck. and the Jags laying 10 or you think the. Ravens keep this close at home on. Thursday night? I mean, I've gone back. and forth multiple times inside my own. brain. Then listening to Chuck lay it. out and talk about the body blow and how. he was really pumping this Ravens team. up. I I was I was definitely thinking. about taking this Ravens squad. I feel. like 10 points is a lot, but I just.
don't see how they do it. I got to take. the Jaguars on the road. I think they. find a way probably win by 17 points. >> I think, you know, I think I see Liam. Cohen sprinting into that locker room. tonight. Uh AJ, you and I are in quite a battle. right now. I I need to gain some ground. I'm not going against either of you. guys. I'll take the Jags minus 10. Even. though everybody's doing that. Do we. have any Ravens plus teners on the set? >> Boston Connor who's been seeing it. pretty well as well. You like Ravens. plus 10. Too many points.
>> Too many points. I'll take Joey Fenano. I feels like, you know, he didn't have a. great outing last week, but he was the. third string QB and he comes into the. biggest game of the Ravens season. Kind. of a tough situation. injury worries me, but I believe in body blush. I believe. in AFC North football. Uh Jags still. win. You know, it's 10-point spread, but. the Jags at times have look sluggish. They lost to the Texans when, you know, the Texans came over and they stayed an. extra week in London and everything and. they still lost. And the Texans at that. point were a completely defeated. football team. So, I mean, I I'll take.
the plus. 10's too many. And I believe. in Joey Fanano. >> 10's a lot of points. Yukon Joey Fanano. did well. He can spin it. We do believe. Justice Hill will get at least 10 yards. as a team. So maybe that type of. strategy will be something with the body. blow that can keep the Ravens in this. thing until the fourth quarter and then. what happens. Tone, you don't like the. Jags. You don't believe in the Jags. >> I do believe in the Jags, but I also. believe in the Ravens. That's a good. organization. They've been embarrassed. backtoback weeks. Um that's I just don't. see it happening again on prime time.
I've never seen it in my entire life. with the Ravens. Uh maybe the Kyle. Bowler era a bit, but not since then. Um, so yeah, I like the Ravens. Keep it. close tonight. >> To the bank. The bank is the bank. >> They will turn on that team. >> And it's not like they're two and four. I mean, they they can still do it this. year. >> Body blow. Body blow. >> All right, I'll take the Ravens. >> OKAY. >> OH, >> NO. NO, NO. >> What's. >> I'll take the. >> Yeah, you got him. >> What's body bro? >> Chuck 10 points and a lot of points.
>> Where you going, Chuck? >> He's going to do some gimmick. He's old. Small bladder. >> What's he doing? Oh, no. >> He's got to be doing it again. >> Oh, there's got to be something. >> It's got to be. >> He He's He's on the Jags currently. Remember, he took the Jags. >> Could have pooped his pants. >> Minus 10. Could have pooped. >> He used the pens for that. >> He could have pooped. I mean, there's a. lot of things that could be happening. right now whenever. >> OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. LET'S GO. >> Let's go, TONE. YEAH.
>> BLOW. SORRY. >> YEAH. I'm on you. Yeah, I'm going WITH. YOU GUYS. PLUS, THAT'S A LOT OF points. to be involved. >> I'm going Roqucoan KAM MARLIN, GET OFF. THE DAMN MIC AND COVER SOMEBODY, BRO. You got to come through tonight. >> Yeah, they do. >> Come on. >> And they WILL. >> NATE, YOU GOT TO PLAY. I don't give a. You got a fever. You got this. YOU GOT. THAT. NO. >> [ __ ] THAT. >> Mike Green coming off the edge. >> Let's get Zay some touches tonight, coach. Huh? >> Zay, couple screens. >> Hendrickson coming on. ZAY, BODY BLOWS.
BODY BLOWS. BODY BLOWS. HEY, HOW DO YOU. LIKE THIS? WE'RE GOING TO HAND IT to him. again. Liam. >> Liam, that wasn't done. That was a bad. decision. We don't We don't We don't. That is a bad decision. That is a Bruce, get him off the tight, please. Jesus. It's disrespectful at this point. >> I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. But. >> that Liam. >> Liam Con heard that. >> Yeah, he did. >> Yeah, >> Liam Con heard that. >> He's going to rock your [ __ ] body.
Yeah, >> he'd do the same thing if he spent time. in an organization like that. >> Yeah, I agree. >> You're damn right he would. >> Yeah, sure he would. He a little bit too. far maybe, but I will take. >> it's a prideful bunch. They're going to. show their pride tonight. >> Okay. >> [ __ ] yeah. >> I would take the Ravens plus 10 as well. It's just a lot of points. >> It's a lot. >> just for an NFL game. And uh I mean Joey. Finano might be absolute shite. >> I think there's a chance he might be. abs. >> And if he is, it's only because of his. his ankle. He's got that a big part of. it. We're taking a rookie undrafted free. agent can't [ __ ] move.
>> quarterback with a brick on his deck. Doyle. This is frozen Pat. >> This is my blood brother from a brut. >> and Campanelli. He's Italian. He's going. to say you know what. >> I I ain't going to blitz. He's not. blitzing me. Look what is on his. This is from practice. >> This is from practice. I mean that is. >> that's nothing. >> Just a little extra watch. >> Byron left which played with a broken. leg. Byron laugh. Yeah. Okay. Just the. name you said, people know who that is.
>> Fano's got a lot of. >> Byron is Joey's uh quarterback coach. >> Okay. All right. >> I want Joey Fano to play well. I think. he's going to possibly be hammered dog. [ __ ] tonight. >> Nope. Nope. Declan Doyle. Declan Doyle. >> If Toutin don't play and it's just. Rodriguez carrying the rock there and. they got to put it all on Trevor's, he's. due. Like he's playing so good. He's due. for a bad game. Tonight's the night. Throw us a couple. Give Give Fano. Fernano's from Abbrutzi. Abruzi, right? Yes. >> Two hours east of. >> He's a good Italian. >> Yeah, we get it. He's got in the middle.
>> Yeah, he's got great. And I guarantee. you he's not going to be throwing cold. cuts. He's not going to be throwing cold. cuts tonight. >> There's a chance it might be a big old. Italian sub with shredded lettuce and a. little mayo on top. >> Mayo doesn't go on Italian. >> Mayo does go on Italian. >> If you have taste buds and like things. that taste good, you put mayo on Italian. sub with a nice chilled shredded. lettuce. across the top and toast the. bread, please. I need Italian bread in. there. >> A little oil. Put mayo, Italian subst.
>> You can put a little oil on. You want. Let's not [ __ ] ruin the lettuce. though. So, and on that note, Joey. Feniano might be spinning those. HEY, HAPPY might be. There's a chance that. that's happening. There's also a chance. Joey Feniano with no ankle sits in a. shotgun, lifts up that big boot, 6'3, 230. >> Guess what legends are made. >> This is perfect. Like when you don't. have a book on somebody, >> you ain't seen a guy a lot. They've got. a little s and you that guy come like. Cutlets up in New York when he came out. of nowhere.
>> Can you imagine? >> We loved little cutlets when he came out. here. >> Still ankle. You know how they are. You. know how. >> you know how they are. >> Italians are sneaky. He might He might. just sneak. He He might not have an. ankle injury. >> That might be a gimmick. >> It might just be a gimmick. And Faniano. is just trying to throw something out. there making people think one thing and. then bang. >> Fano rushes 80 yards in a touchdown. >> Great catch out of you boys. >> Never hit the ground. >> What happens if Fano gets a helmet? The. helmet first play of the game'll be.
knocked out. >> Who's the backup? >> Slov. played at [ __ ] 10 colleges in three. years. >> YEAH, HE'S GOT EXPERIENCE. >> YOU KNOW who played. You know how many. years yours Faniano played in college? HOW MANY? SEVEN. >> EXPERIENCE. HE'S GOT RIBS. >> Body blow. >> Body blow. He was also probably in high. school during co the mental toughness of. this kid. Mental toughness. He's got. >> body. BODY BLOW. BODY BLOW. >> Arm angles. >> Boom. THIS OFF AND THEY'RE JUST COUPLE.
OF Z FLOWERS UP THE SIDE. >> OH, I FORGOT about Z and ABOUT. MARK ANDREW. >> NO, CHUCK. NO. >> NO, BABY. PHENOMENAL. OKAY, we got it ALL OUT HERE NOW. OH. [ __ ] OH, BIG CATCH. OH, 30 PEOPLE. 30. PEOPLE. 30 PEOPLE. 30 PEOPLE.
$500. >> I thought that was it. >> Me, too. >> That was fun. >> That was one of our best. That was the. most Italian thing we've done in some. time. >> Dang. That's so loud. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I thought you drilled that. >> Me, too. >> We needed that. >> The bank looked open. >> The bank. >> The bank. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> that would have been the steal.
>> Hey. Hey, shoot the ball. Shoot the money in. the hoop. >> PEOPLE GO AHEAD,
>> [ __ ]. MY DOG. HE DID IT. MY DOG. DID IT. HE DONE IT. >> CHARLIE. a baby. >> BRINGS IT HOME. THAT WAS A SWISH. When the moon hits your eyes like a big. pean.
with the mala on the FIELD THAT'S PHEN. I know. >> everywhere he goes, they say they love. Joey. Tonight he puts on a show.
>> Close. They had it. >> THAT'S. GOD. Was that good? >> Super Italian there. >> Yeah. I don't think that second one. wanted in. But we certainly got a chance. to celebrate like it did. >> Yep. >> Because it was below the roof. >> And that's what it's all about. >> That's what it's all about. >> That was in.
>> Hey, good show today, Chuck. >> Good work, Charlie. Good work, Chuck. >> Appreciate you guys. >> Roxy, good gimmick. You want You wanted. in the back. You did a whole new. entrance. >> Mhm. >> He's one and0 on gimmick picks. >> So, >> Buffalo. >> Mhm. >> Yes. >> Josh Allen. >> Mhm. >> Come on. >> Mhm. >> Come on. Come on, Ravens. >> What do they got tonight? They do that, right? >> Yeah, they do that, right? >> Ed Growlin Poe flying in on a zipline.
>> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> I think it's just Po, but. >> Oh, >> nonetheless, these names of these. [ __ ] mascots are getting. >> One of them broke its legs, remember? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. And then he came back. >> That's when Edgar Allen were. >> Oh, yeah. All three ACL. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they were a three. >> Yeah. Bird mascot. >> They have little bird legs. So that. happens. >> Yeah. Bird brains, too, potentially. >> Yeah. >> That means you don't know. >> Actually, ravens are really smart. >> Yeah. Really intelligent, actually. We. got a murder of them out here, and we. were trying to give them snacks so that.
they would bring back trinkets to us. >> and protect this place. >> They're relentless. >> Ravens. >> Well, they haven't shown that at all. much this year. Relentlessness uh kind. of gives out in the second half, which. is when. >> relentlessness would show up. Mhm. >> Am I taking a team that's minus 85 in. the second half to cover? >> You can get a plus 6 and a half or - 120. in the first. Just. >> I'll stick with the Ravens plus 10. Chuck, good work. >> Okay. >> Be a friend offering something nice in.
my change your life. Thank you. >> Grati to you. >> We'd like to say all of you. >> are our pyons. Good work back there, Bruce and Mitt. Way to step back in. >> Thank you. >> And we missed this from last week, but I. I think we should do it. >> Happy birthday, Bruce. >> Happy birthday. >> Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Bruce. >> Happy birthday. >> Thank you, everybody. >> Happy belated. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Bruce. Happy birthday to We Love you. >> Happy birthday. guys. Love you too. It's. been a been a fun ride all the way, you. know, to. >> speech speech speech. >> He was in the middle of it. He was in. the middle of spitting on it a little. bit. Uh, grati for that. Obviously like. a little adversity around here. Bruce, you've done a fantastic job. So, if you. make Mitt does have your cake for you, it's in the fridge. We will get that.
afterwards as we enjoy barbecue Bill's. meat out of the back. >> This guy's unbelievable what's been. happening around here. Uh, and we enjoy. week nine kickoff tonight. Be a friend, tell a friend. Nice. Might change the. life together. Team on me. Team on. three. Hey, let's have a good one. >> Yes. >> 1 2 3. Goodbye.