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September 22nd, 2025. This program. begins now. Football. >> is magical. And obviously tonight we. have a huge game to wrap up. Week three. of the NFL season on Monday Night. Football as the Lions and the Ravens. will do battle in a game in which the. overunder is way over 50. 53 and a half. is the overunder. They're expecting a. lot of points. Well, Jared Goff and his. Detroit Lions team continue to be a. wagon offensively like they have shown. whenever they had Ben Johnson as their.

offensive coordinator the past couple. years. Didn't show it, you know, the. first week of this uh this season. Then. second week they were a juggernaut. Will. that continue against a Baltimore Ravens. team that tricked one off week one, but. has been nothing but electrifying with. Lamar Jackson at quarterback. He has the. highest QBR in the history of the game. Well, that continued tonight against a. Detroit Lions defense that woke up last. week when Kelvin Shepard said, "I don't. want to hear any excuses. I want. everybody out there flying around." We. got a great one tonight. A lot of. characters, a lot of superstars, a lot.

of great ball. Wrapping up week three, which was a lot of uh blowouts to. thrillers. College ball was. electrifying. The toxic table was here. at Boston Connor and at Tai Schmidt. One. half of the hammer down. Cowboys AP Tone. is here. His Steelers stole one up there. in New England from the New England. Patriots who had five turnovers. Two on the goal line. 7 seconds left in. the first half. Drake May throws a pick. That should have been a touch in the end. zone. Then there's a fumble. Reach. fumble. Bang turnover. That's 14 points.

that the New England Patriots just left. literally on the board. Then there was. three other turnovers on top of that. Feels like maybe the Pittsburgh Steelers. defense is back. But on the Thunderdome. stage here, the Pittsburgh Steelers get. a massive win over the New England. Patriots. AP Tone, are you guys winning. a Super Bowl? >> I said it today. The Super Bowl is back. on in my hearts of hearts. Uh yeah, and. you could say the Patriots um gave this. one away or they just don't care about. the ball. They don't care about the. program and the Steelers know what the. program is and it's the ball and we're.

coached team. >> I mean that's a good question. I think. we're all asking it right now Pat. It's. ridiculous. The ball's the program. It's. pretty simple. Hold on to the damn ball. Especially if you're getting paid to do. it. Ra Andre Stevens. >> Well, and Ty, we just skipped over you. Uh don't don't you even worry about the. Green Bay Packers. Go ahead and just. >> you can win this game, Cleveland Browns. When nobody's talking about Cleveland. Browns, not ass. We should be talking about the. Cleveland Browns today. >> They are not asked. No, they're not. >> The Cleveland Browns are not asked at.

all. Especially in Cleveland, that. defense does things there that really. >> maybe take the best team in ball, the. most full team in ball, take them deep. into the fourth quarter and just make. them break at the very end. Ty, how's it. feel knowing the Green Bay Packers uh do. have a blemish? The Green Bay Packers. maybe not perfect. And Michael Parson. says, "Every once in a while [ __ ]. happens. We just got to move on." Is. that how all Packers fans are feeling or. are the Cleveland Browns maybe a lot. better than anybody could talk about. because it was all a [ __ ] show going.

into the season? >> Yeah, I think it's a little bit of both. Listen, the the this might be the best. defense of all time. This Browns defense. in 2025. We'll see. That being said, you. can't lose to the Browns. You just can't. do it. I don't care who's out there. I. don't care how good their defense is. The Packers slept walk through the. entire game. And you're right, they did. They just puked all over themselves. They had a 10-point lead, you know, with. uh 3 minutes left. I mean, just defense. was unbelievable again. The offense not. good. A lot of injuries. I choose to. just kind of maybe laugh it off and say,

"Hey, you know, we we needed to throw a. little water on this. Hey, this team's. going to win the Super Bowl." You know, they're they're young, but Jesus, that. was just a pitiful way to spend a. Sunday. But we're going to be okay. The. Browns are much better than a lot of. people are giving credit. >> Browns defense at home, eight sacks, tied most in the NFL. 2.4 yards per rush. against them, first in the NFL. 3.4. yards per play, second in the NFL. 25. pressures, tied for third in the NFL.

Now, remember, Miles Garrett was paid a. Kings ransom for good reason on the. defensive side. Feels like they're. holding up their end of the bargain. Joe. Flack maybe didn't play his most perfect. football. >> He didn't play great. >> Okay. But wait, >> they get a win over the Packers. Uh, let's go to 9-year NFL vet, host of. Everything DB, Good D, Bad D, and also. the NFL matchup show, which you can. watch 6 a.m. on ESPN. Ladies and. gentlemen, Darius Jay Baller. >> Deb Butch, we just hit a lot of things. here for these teams, cuz there's a lot. happening in house in the Thunderdome.

You and me might be alumni of a team. that's the best in the NFL. Will that be. the number one story to kick off the. first 15? We shall see. Put 15 on the. clock, please. Welcome first 15. These. are things that we think you need to. hear about. Now, it might be 15 minutes. on the clock, but this is off of the. first 15 plays, you know, that are kind. of scripted in there. So, that clock is. there, but it certainly has not worked. in the past couple weeks as we have. debuted this. Let's dive right into the. five big headlines. >> that we seen from the weekend of ball.

for the NFL. Number five, how about some. super dupers. all over the place? Now, not great for. punters in a lot of situations, not. great for kickers in a lot of. situations, but everybody talks about. the offense. Hey, who this quarterback. can lead him? Defense. They got. championship defense. Nobody's talking. about the third phase. I think we try to. bring it up obviously cuz I was a. punter. So, I have massive respect for. the guys playing on special teams, which. is the back half of the roster. That's a. rotating bunch, too. So, the special. teams coordinator is the only one that. addresses the entire team, offense,

defense, and then obviously the guys. that are just there for special teams. because at any moment you could pull. from any and any play. >> could win the game. Yeah. >> Any play could sway playoff hopes Super. Bowl dreams. That's what special teams. is. Let's dive into some highlights. Tory Horton from the Seahawks. I'm. sorry. Uh Jaylen Lane from the. Commanders 90ard return versus the. Raiders. And Tory Horton Seahawks 95 yd. punt return. They also happened to block.

a punt earlier in the game. They blocked. a Go ahead and give me that. Seattle. Seahawks not only return a punt, they. also block a punt. Should have scooped, scored that one, put another seven on, but they beat the living dog sh out of. the Saints. Feels like a lot of people. are doing that, but you got to be able. to hold up in special teams down there. >> You got to be able to hold up. We used. to call it the fourth down army. We were. in Indie and that look complimentary. football. That third phase doesn't get. talked about enough. But uh I mean, unbelievable. You got to be an athlete.

there. Scoop and score that though. Got. to get seven. >> Have to. Okay, let's go to Cameron. Dicker of the Chargers. He's had the. greatest start in NFL history. First 100. kicks. Now he has one to win it. Fourth. quarter, 5 seconds left. Game on the. line against division rival. And Cameron. Dicker does what Cameron Dicker do. Knocks it right down the middle. Justin. Herbert's a real deal. Cameron Dicker. might be the best kicker in the history. of football. Deb, >> he might be. And you knew as soon as. they got him in field goal range. Now, up until this point, we have seen some. big time blocks and big time moments. So.

that would have been the only thing that. got in the way of Cameron Dicker, but he. is Dicker to kicker the best in the. business. Big- time kick. Took three and. 0 against three divisional opponents to. start the season. Unbelievable start. >> That's a great way to start for the. Chargers. Let's go to the Bucks. Chase. Mlaughlin. He has a 36 y to win it. How. did we get here, you might ask? Well, let's do some more special teams. earlier. 2 minutes left. >> Will McDonald off the edge block and. then what? Scoop. Then what? Score. Cut.

to Tyron Taylor in the middle of a play, folks. Why are we doing that? Touchdown, New York Jets. Special teams block a. Chase ML right up over the center. No. leverage was used. No call was made. Gamewinning blocked kick. Scoop score. right. We did it. We did it. We did it. Yes, we. did. What a moment. 149 left in the. game. That might be too much for uh. Baker Mayfield. Yeah, right. All Baker.

does is have comebacks. Chase Mccclaclin. would then nail this 36y. 2927. The Bucks remain undefeated. Unbelievable stuff from the Tampa Bay. Buccaneers. Now, let's go to the 49ers. They're starting M. Jones as their. quarterback. They were in a dog fight. with the Arizona Cardinals. An absolute. dog fight. Eddie Pierro knocks one. through, wins the game. You know, Moody, who had been kicking for the Niners,

lost his confidence and maybe the OP. wasn't great. He had been missing a lot. of kicks and extra points. Pierro coming. out and making that saying, "This is my. shit.". >> Yeah, >> this is my [ __ ] Huge for them going. forward. The ners might be inevitable, by the way. They got a lot of people. hurt. >> A lot of people hurt. >> And they're still winning. Christian. McCaffrey, I got a stat from Hembo. He's. on pace to have the most touches in the. history of ball. >> Like, >> like how much they're using him right. now. He's on pace to have more touches. if he can stay healthy and the ners can. continue to do what they do and M. Jones. doesn't turn the ball over.

>> Nope. >> What's he doing? >> I mean, look, M. Mac's going to do that. sometimes. You know how Mac is. But. also, you know, that's just classic M. Jones. >> What he's referring to is Mac. Jones, uh, whenever he was asked about the. turnover, basically said, uh, I threw. the ball right to the guy. Oh, way to. go. He's a professional athlete. He. caught the ball. That's real. That is actually real. story. We appreciate Mack having a. personality in the Moxy and also being. undefeated. Congratulations to Matt. Jones. You might get paid $100 million. Now, let's go to that Packers Browns.

game, shall we? 2 seconds left. 55 yder. for Andre Smith. How did we get here. though? Well, let's go back. >> 27 seconds left in the game. >> Unbelievable. Really, right? >> To steal a win against the Browns. Nope. Blocked kick. The Cleveland Browns. special team. Bunch of dogs in the dog. pond. Come around the edge. Got to get a. hand on him. Tuck. We got to get a body. on him. We got to get a better shove on. the edge. He comes around, gets a huge.

block. They scoop it. Only need a few. more yards now for you to be in. game-winning field goal range. And they. certainly did. Andre Smith out of. Syracuse right down Broadway. What a. kick. Flag was not on the kicking team. And that's how the Cleveland Browns beat. the Green Bay Packers. Block kick into a. long kick. And that's called stealing. that [ __ ] from the Green Bay Packers. Tie. What a heartbreaker for you in the.

dog time. >> Yeah, absolutely heartbreaker. You just. saw it there. 27 seconds. The Browns. have no timeouts. They uh block a kick. and Flaco completes one pass, they get. down, spike it. Apparently didn't think. they'd have any time. It is a cool story. for this Andre Schmidt guy though. because last week he did or week one he. did not play well. They were calling for. his job. I think he lost his mom and. then for him to respond, you know, this. way uh and absolutely dagger the Packers. playoff hopes, you know, that I mean. that that's a lot of people are saying, hey, this team can't do anything. You. can't beat the Browns. So, we'll see.

We'll see. >> Dagger the playoff Super Bowl. >> Okay. So, so you guys are saying we. might win some games. This will be fun. But when we got to go on the road and. win a big one, we we lost to Cleveland. I don't know if you're respecting. Cleveland and Cleveland. >> And those jerseys. >> are sick. Those jerseys are sick. But. how many play how many road games you. got to play a year? >> Eight. >> Same amount as home. >> Less than half them. >> Yeah, exactly. So. >> you're worried. >> I mean, we'll see. You know, I wasn't. And. >> what if the Cleveland Browns are good? >> The Browns Dline is going to be amazing. We I mean, we talked about the Giants. I.

think their Dline for a while and then. all of a sudden you think, okay, never. mind. Mason Grand Miles Garrett and the. kid from Ohio State they got. Yeah. All. three of them just were collapsing. pockets last yesterday. >> And we can't talk about super duper. special teams without bringing out a. super duper play. A man who's over 330. lbs was clocked going fastest that he. man 330 lbs ever been clocked going. Ladies and gentlemen, this man Jordan. Davis should not be able to do what he. did as easily and as smoothly as he did. it. Now granted obviously you can fall.

over and win that game by one no. problem. instead. Clean scoop. Not easy. Ball's oblong obviously. Right after he. demoralizes a guard, snags a kick out of. midair. Clean scoop. Give me that. And. let me just go ahead and beat everybody. to the end zone. Tight end right there. realizes I'm not going to be able to. catch this guy. 330 lbs. He was striding. out earlier in the game. It wasn't just. Jordan. >> It wasn't just Jordan. Jaylen Carter. blocks a kick on this guy, too. I I. mean, you're talking about Jaylen. Carter, Jordan Davis getting a block.

this early. Obviously, that's going to. make other teams think to themselves. like, "Okay, we got to be stout against. these guys." But Jaylen Carter and. Jordan Davis, now that they got one, it's almost like taking a lid off like, "Okay, if we do drive just a strain a. little bit, then we get our hands up. We. can actually block these kicks." It's. like a confidence builder, I think, for. people. when Jaylen Herz during Football. Night in America came in during Maria. Taylor and Jordan Davis's conversation. and basically said, "Yeah, I saw you two. Georgia boys out there." It's like, "This is what we got these guys for.".

And they did just that. I don't know how. one guard. >> is going to stop them. Genuinely, I have. no idea how one guard is going to stop. on the offensive side. Everybody's. talking about the tush push for the. Philadelphia Eagles. This is cheating. This is cheating. And they jumped. outside again. >> Yeah, which it is. >> And it didn't get going. This is. cheating. We are a supporter of the. play. It's a football play. You got to. do what you got to do. You got to stop. them. They did jump off sides again. It. didn't get called. But the tush push, you know, still involves pushing and. [ __ ] like that for blocking of kicks. They used to let linebackers, like. multiple linebackers, go put their hands.

directly on the cheeks of these D. tackles and they would push them and. then they would be the ones that would. be up there jumping. They got rid of. that because they said it was unsafe. Okay. Now, on the offensive side, they. still got it going on, but they got rid. of it on defensive side. Now you got. Jaylen Carter and Jordan Davis. That's. basically similar to what it used to be. with four people pushing. I think. they're going to use this as an. advantage. I think there's a real chance. that because they get two this early, they get confident and they're only. going to get more deep. >> I mean, it's a lot of power, a lot of. explosiveness right in right in the.

middle of that defense. They've been. playing great on defense as well, but. when you get a guy that big, that tall, and I don't know if we all remember, he. blew everybody away at the combine. because of how big he was and how. explosive he was. I believe he ran like. a 48 or somewhere around that at that. weight. So to see him scoop and score, we talked about the Seattle when it. should have been a scoop and score. To. see him be an athlete like that, scoop. and score and take that thing all the. way to the crib for a walk-off. I mean, a terrible beat for a lot of betterers. out there who had Rams plus three and a. half. But a great way to finish the game. for them Eagles. >> Yeah, it was terrible beat. It was a.

great win though. Siri was losing his. [ __ ] out there. Jaylen Herz like this. while watching uh Jordan Davis run down. there. Super casual, no facial. expression. Sirion he's watching it. happen looking for flags taking his. headset off and he said we're meeting at. the end zone started with he's running. how fast I'm going to try to run about. half of that yeah we got it there's a. thought get done somebody's thinking no. you know what actually go. look for flags there's no flags holy. [ __ ] holy yes yes.

we did yes and right behind him there. the guy with the sunglasses uh the mayor. Randy Brown who's the special teams. coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens or. special teams, whatever. He's got a. really big title. He's been there for a. long time. That's his boy. Okay. >> Yeah. Who he's special teams for the. Philadelphia Eagles. They both won Super. Bowl. Obviously, they've done a lot for. special teams. I respect that and. appreciate that. But boy, Jaylen and. Jordan getting that much confidence this. early is not good for anybody. Okay, that is not good for any kicker out. there, but it is good. Special teams. number four. How about we must protect.

this house? And they did. 12 and three. last yesterday. All the home teams. Now, there were a few that went on road. There was obviously not a zero in that. second column. It's just three. Why do. you think this is happening? Do you. think we got a home field advantage? You. think it was just the matchups, >> Debo? >> Uh maybe just the matchups. I don't. think uh homefield advantage is that big. of an issue at especially at this point. in the season. But. >> 12 and three. division game. I mean it is some. division game. Let's see what what do we. have here. What's the most surprising. win here? The the Browns.

>> Browns versus the Panthers 30 to. nothing. That was a huge shout out. going on who might be. >> Michael Penn. That was a bad bad. >> good news. Got $18 million at backup. >> Is that good news? And he looked good. >> Uh Tony uh home field advantage normally. counts for what? Three, four points with. the sports book. >> Yeah, it does. And uh to Debb's points, 53% of home teams won last year in 20 in. 2024. 53% of the time the home team won. How come we didn't put up the teams that. won on the road? Cuz that's more.

impressive than the home teams. Who was. it? It was the Chiefs, which is they're. a dinosaur. >> Oh, great win last night for the Chiefs. >> That was. >> I was going to watch them be back now. And Adrien and Travis Kelce doing a. little. >> It didn't seem like getting each other. >> Yeah, but they love ball. >> They do. They love ball. >> Are they back? Are they back? >> They went by three scores. Yeah, I I. think any NFL team I think they're. definitely back. Certainly some moments. where you go, they don't look like a. good team right now. But win by a bunch, that's what Chiefs are. They go on the. road. >> That's how you expect them to win on the.

road. Uh you'd expect the best team in. the NFL to win on the road. That'd be. the Indianapolis Colts right now. probably. So they they did that. True. point. They could blew. >> And the other one you'd expect, you. know, the six time Super Bowl champs, the greatest franchise in NFL history to. go on the win the road. And the. Pittsburgh Steelers, they did that. >> Yeah, you're right. I guess only this is. about. >> only the dynastic teams. Bingo. >> are able to win on the road right now in. the NFL. The Chiefs, the Steelers, and. the Indianapolis. >> That's what we're talking about tonight. Could that change? We shall see. That's. number four. Number three, Baker Baker,

comeback maker becomes the second guy. since 1950 basically to lead. Yep. Three. fourth quarter comebacks uh and for the. first three games of the season. Last. week, Baker obviously came off Monday. night. He said, "We don't take no shit.". Now, he he beats the Jets in the fourth. quarter as well. We saw the blocked. kick. The Jets definitely thought they. were going to win that game. What they. didn't realize is you gave this man way. too much time. Baker Mayfield, give me. that big time throws and big time. moments. Feels like the guy's cut of his.

jib is perfect for this situation. And. I'll tell you, football gods bless some. teams with some teams of destiny type. feel. Three fourth quarter comebacks. this early with the mentality that they. have. D, but I like what the Bucks are. cooking this year. >> Yeah, you always hear in the locker. room, hey, 60 minutes, whatever it takes. to get it done. And now three games in a. row where Baker has played his best ball. down the stretch to get uh, you know, get his team over that finish line. And. look, three weeks in a row. This is the. first time they've been 3 and 0 since uh. 2005, I believe, as a franchise, which.

crazy. And big day for Tampa Bay. I. believe they were celebrating 50 years. So, Coach Ba will be here. We saw Coach. Gruden, Derek Brooks, a bunch of legends. out. Steve Spurer, who was the first. quarterback and franchise. I had no clue. about that. Ibuka was a superstar again. yesterday. So, a big big day for the. Tampa Bay Bucks. And once again, they. are believing. >> the Bucks game-winning drives thus far. against the Falcons. It was five plays, 63 yards in a minute 18. Against the. Texans, it was 11 plays, 80 yards in 2. minutes and 4 seconds. And against the. Jets, it was seven plays, 48 yards in a.

minute 49. They go ahead and just drain. that dying and just take it over. >> Is Baker in that conversation now where. it's, hey, too much time. >> And and by the way, backwards hat one. time, next time looking cool. Baker. said, I don't care what I look like. I'm. letting you know we ball and we don't. take no [ __ ] Respect to Baker. Number. two story of the weekend. Backup. quarterbacks back that dang up all over, folks. Okay. M. Jones. We talked about. him. How about Marcus Mariota? He scores. a touchdown. We assumed that was going.

to happen. Marcus Mariota football. Congrats to them getting a big win. And. then Carson Wentz. Oh yeah. In the. Minnesota Vikings. We didn't see much of. the Carson Wentz experience. What we saw. was the best of Carson Wentz. And they. demolished the Bengals. I I mean the. Bengals. >> I'm not saying it. >> No, you might. You might have. We spent. all our season. >> We spent all our season talking about. it. >> They paid wide receivers. They paid a. quarterback. They spent 50% of their. money on six positions. I don't know if. that's winning football. Then you get.

Joe Burton. >> I'm not saying it. It's over. >> Do you want us? >> No. No. Keep going. It's [ __ ] They. can't block. They can't tackle. They. can't punt. They can't kick. They can't. cover. The only thing they can do is. hope Joe Burrow can bail him out. And. guess what? Joe Burrow's big toe is. around the neck of Eric Armstead because. he ripped it off week two. All right, so. I'm done with the whole Bengals thing. Cincinnati eat poop. All right, that's. it. Boston Conor saying that. >> your team sucks. And guess what? We're. going to have to see Jake Browning in.

prep time and that's [ __ ] Okay, there's. a lot of stuff going on with the Bengals. that's going to piss everybody off and I. think that we can foresee it happening. >> Okay, well there was a lot of. conversation about that in the. offseason. We said, can they win that. way? They were able to. Now they don't. Carson Wentz might have been a problem. for anybody with Kevin O'Connell on the. call, though. >> Yeah. And he really only got to get. through like the first couple pages of. the playbook, you know, because they. they were beating the hell out of him. So, they really did. Kevin Oonnell. didn't even get to unleash Carson once. So, I think it makes sense. Hey, let's. unleash this guy in Ireland. Let's.

introduce them to a brand of football. and we'll get the entire country to. maybe even flip. I know they're a. Steelers country. Maybe they're going to. be fans of the Vikings and Carson Wentz. after next Sunday. >> I assume McQuade is getting a one-on-one. with Carson Wentz without a doubt. What. Carson Wentz is going to tell McQuay, don't put this out until, you know, at. least kickoff or so. We don't want the. Steelers to hear about this, but they're. going to unleash me. They're going to. unleash me next week for the Irish. people to understand what a Shamrock. could potentially look like out there as. it's running on the field. >> Yeah, exactly. The Irish people are. going to see pale skin and red hair and.

be like, "Okay, this is our this is our. >> and then they're going to see this guy. potentially tough and reckless. They're. saying this is our guy.". >> We're talking about Ireland being a. Steelers country. It's going to stay. that way. But I think there's a chance. that Carson Wentz becomes like the. LeBron of Ireland. >> Dude, think about the Irish people, too. They would love. >> Yeah. >> Oh, what are we doing? H, they're going to love that. >> Carson do. Now, I know the Steelers have. had representation over there. Rooney. has served as a diplomat, do they.

believe, to Ireland, and there's so many. Irish people in Pittsburgh, and I. couldn't even fathom the amount of Irish. Steelers fans. So, that's going to make. for a great game. But if they see Carson. Wentz too much, >> they're not going to turn. >> Steelers fans are going to hope that he. keeps that helmet on cuz if he takes. that thing off, >> time for a crown. >> Who is that? Is Sheamus playing. quarterback for the Vikings? >> Is he from County Court now? And where. is he? >> They're not going to turn on their. greatest ambassador of all time. But. I'll tell you this. >> There it is. He's ambassador, not a. diplomat.

>> Uh Carson ain't giving that job back. >> Yeah, that's certainly a conversation to. be had another day. We hope JJ gets. healthy. Congrats to the Vikings. And. the number one story of the weekend, you. guessed it, >> best team in ball is right here in. Indianapolis, Indiana. Danny Dimes, only. guy to do everything that he's done and. not have a turnover. The Colts the only. team to ever do what they've done and. not have a turnover. The percentage of. scoring drives higher than anybody. that's ever played ball. Only having one. punt through three full games of NFL.

action is better than everybody that's. ever done it before. The defense is all. over the place. brought in the right. guys. Lou an arumo deep coordinator. being one of the right guys being. brought in. Let alone Cam Binham and. Mooney. The energy on the defensive side. different than it's ever felt. And on. offense, Tyler Warren is the one. And. Danny Dimes is so [ __ ] good. I don't. know if he was always this good. I don't. know if the Giants ruined it cuz you see. Saquon, he leaves, he wins the Super. Bowl. Danny Dimes right now on pace to. win an MVP after getting an opportunity.

that isn't in the New York Giants uh. uniform or organization. What he's doing. is awesome. Pitman's awesome. The. offense is awesome. The offensive line. is awesome. Jonathan Taylor scored three. touchdowns. We like that. Y. >> we like that a lot. Okay, let's get some. tackles. 244. We like that a lot. Let's. go an up value of entire team here. Tuning up the band as the boys were. rolling down Broadway. You see that? That's Broadway down there in Nashville. >> I've been down there. >> Yeah. Great play. I will say Nashville,

the city itself, >> maybe favorite in the country. >> Really? It's top five without a doubt. >> That's a hell of a. >> state from Miami. >> Without a body of water, it's it's. >> okay. Yeah. Without body of water. >> Yeah. >> Miami doesn't have body of water either. Really? Coral Gables. I didn't see that. Flew over it. Yeah. I could feel it. >> Miami Coral Gables. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. I wasn't in Miami. Was in Coral Gables the entire time. Absolutely glorious. Actually thought. about buying a house down there. Was. Zillow. >> Okay. >> All weekend while I was down there.

>> Property cheap down there. >> Nashville. Great time. >> Yes. Yeah. When it comes to strictly. inside city limits, it is top three in. >> I don't even know how to do the. numbering system because I haven't been. to every city and every city I've had a. good time. >> You've you've been to the major ones. You're not put in one of those shitty. ones. >> Nashville is awesome. So, we hope that. their team becomes good. We hope they. become great. I don't know about coach. Donner. >> I don't know. >> Coach is going to get fired in the next. few weeks here. I think. >> it looks like it might be good for him. He is.

>> He's an angry man. He's bound tight. real saw off prick. Yeah. >> What's that? >> What? >> You said he saw it off a little bit. It. does sound like he is that way. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just just a little bit. And. it's not his fault that the Colts are. putting him in a living hell. I I think. Pitman said is the smartest team I've. ever been around. But I mean, has there. ever been a greater start for new. ownership? I guess we can say. Commanders, but they didn't even start 3. and 0 last year. Like when it comes to. the big three, this is unbelievable. I. don't know if there's ever been when it.

comes to just same players for the most. part, same coaching staff. >> Well, there's one pretty big difference. >> Pretty huge. Probably the biggest. difference. >> And I got a lot of heat from a lot of. people that don't know ball on the. internet last season. There is one. pretty big difference. And I'll tell you. what, might be the greatest quarterback. that's ever played in the NFL. >> Yeah. >> Might be the best player of all time. So. smart. So I was talking to uh name drop. Boom. comment. Peter Berg, okay, he. makes movies.

>> Peter Berg, uh, Giants fan, I think, in. that area. Knew Danny Dimes the entire. time. And whenever Danny Dimes got. drafted, obviously all Giants people are. like, "Who's it?" No, we remember the. reaction. >> Oh, yeah. They went crazy. >> So, Peter Berg started doing research on. this guy. He's like, "Oh, my happiness. is going to depend upon this guy like. blah blah blah's dad." I think Giants. fan the whole thing. Like, he gets in. there and then I guess people ought to. do like this guy can throw the ball like. 80 yards if he has like he can run. faster than literally everybody. He's. got a Duke brain. So like from day one, Peter Berg's like.

>> run throw far super genius. >> This should be a guy. And then in the. Giants it doesn't work out. Then he goes. to Minnesota and they're like. Minnesota's thinking about offram. They. they really like what they're seeing but. nobody really knows what it's going to. look like. And then with Shane Stiken's. offense feels like he is just. >> fully in control. Understands it. >> entirely. Shane has empowered him and we. got weapons. Yes. >> We got guys for him. It's like he's. getting a chance. I think to finally be. the quarterback that he is, but did he. need to go through all the [ __ ] to get. here is the question, I guess.

>> Yeah, probably. And look, it takes time. We talk about all the time like it's. hard to play in National Football League. and you need the people around you, not. only people on the field, but the. coaches from the top down, the ownership. level. You mentioned uh the big three. But what uh that tweet from Ki is the. biggest thing because the biggest issue. with Daniel Jones throughout his career. was turning the ball over. Not only. interceptions, but fumbling the ball. So. to go through three complete games. without turning the ball over, only. punting, you know, what one time is. crazy. So him playing well on offense is. huge. Uh us, you know, starting off.

Kenny Moore with a pick six. So going on. the road with division rival, they. talked about kind of even with um the. intros, they were like, "Ah, these guys. don't have their energy. They're not. ready to play today." So when you kind. of put that fork in them early and kind. of suck the energy out of that building. on the road, one of those games I would. assume the coach said, "Hey, we're going. to have to bring our own juice boys down. here in the music." And they did. Kenny. Mo did he he left with an injury, we. signed Mike Hilton this week, but um a. big start on both sides of the ball, but. Daniel Jones, he has been playing. phenomenal. Uh Jonathan Taylor, you. mentioned him earlier, like that long.

touchdown run, that's the type of [ __ ]. that he get the whole team on the. sideline juiced and going, man. So like. this when you see your guy doing [ __ ]. like this, you're like, "Okay, yeah, we're we're going." So I mean, it's all. on the table right now. 3 and 0. Played, you know, the combined record of the. three opponents he played. A little. ugly, but you know, I like where we're. at. >> I like his celebration, too. >> Oh, yeah. It is. It is great. Don't love. what he did, but he's certainly a good. football player. And uh seemingly got a. lot of years left, too. A lot of years. left. Very fresh, very fast. Joining us.

now, ladies and gentlemen, is a man who. knows all the things that maybe we. weren't able to cover there. Senior NFL. insider for ESPN, ladies and gentlemen, Adam Sher. >> Chef, let's wrap it up here on the. Colts. Danny Dimes. Is this what he was. supposed to be? Is this what he always. was? It was just the Giants univer uh. uniform and organization or what is kind. of what you're hearing about Danny Dimes. on a renaissance type year. Look, I remember I said this past off. season when there were some teams that. were going to be in the market for a. quarterback. I was surprised at the.

level of people that had the level of. interest that they did in Daniel Jones. Now, not all the situations. materialized, and the Colts were the. team that made the most sense and. pursued him the most aggressively, but. there were some very smart football. people that really liked Daniel Jones. that had an interest in making a move on. him that didn't need to. And so, he. winds up in Indianapolis. And again, let's remember this, Pat. I I would have. to look, but was it two years ago? two.

years ago roughly that the Giants signed. into a contract for about $40 million. >> Three, three, three, three. They made. the playoffs, remember Minnesota, the. whole thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I Okay. So, it's. three years ago. So, three years ago, they gave him a contract befitting of a. franchise quarterback. And that was a. year in which what he did was magic. And. in fact, it was so impressive that they. opted to resign him over Saquon Barkley. because they couldn't do both. They. chose or Squron Barkley.

>> We don't need to do that, >> right? >> Hey, we don't need you to be doing that. right there. Okay. We don't need you to. be doing that. We're having a good time. with Dana Dimes right now. Could have. paid both. Okay. Uh could have paid. both. There are places that have have. certainly made it possible in that type. of situation. But we love him here in. Indie. Feels like he fits the town. perfectly. Not scared to go have a. couple beers with the boys, which we. love and we respect. Okay, let's move to. some other news out of the weekend that. maybe people need to be caught up with. Uh Chefty, what did we miss maybe in. there that's in your department? I saw. some Achilles, I think some other. injuries. Uh, obviously that's going to.

happen with football. What should we be. paying attention to? >> Well, we got a bunch of injuries going. on right now. Mike Evans looks like he. has got a lowgrade hamstring strain. We'll see how long he's sideline. He's. missed a few weeks last year with a. hamstring injury. So, I'm going to guess. he misses a little bit of time here. CD. Lamb, the thought is a high ankle, but. he believes that he could try to play. next week. We'll see whether he could do. that. Coulson Lovelin had a hip injury. doesn't appear to be serious at all. And. obviously the two big injuries of the. day yesterday were at the running back.

position. Naj Harris, you saw his. Achilles on the replay pop. Awful. injury. The Chargers confirmed after the. game. It's an Achilles injury. They were. waiting to get the MRI for the official. word, but I think everybody knows what's. coming there with Naji Harris. And of. course, we have the situation with James. Connor, the Cardinals running back, who. now suffered a awful ankle injury that's. going to end season and require surgery. Um, I don't even know exactly whether it. was what it was like, whether it was an.

ankle dislocation, whether there was. also ligament damage. I just know I was. told it was severe and it's going to end. his season. And that's an enormous blow. for a guy who not only is a great. running back but also a leader on that. team and incredibly popular in the. locker room. So it's it's a bad scene. and the crowd when they replayed the. play on the scoreboard yesterday gasped. when they saw his his ankle bend in it. did they didn't even play the replay on.

TV and it was just one of those injuries. he knew right away. And of course, Nick. Bosa is about to get his MRI right now. as we're talking for his knee injury. We. don't know the full extent of it. He. obviously was spotted walking off the. field, gave a thumbs down sign to some. fans in the stands exactly. Kyle. Shanahan said he didn't think it was an. ACL. That was the initial test. Uh what. that showed it was intact initially, but. uh they have to go send them out for. further testing. and and sometimes.

things show up on a second test that. didn't on a first or sometimes it's not. as bad or worse. We'll see. But I know. he's about to go into the MRI as I was. coming on the air here. >> Okay. So hopefully he's good. Uh. obviously walking off means something. But does it he might just be a. completely different species of human, especially if you look at him, you think. maybe life is a little different for his. body than for ours? You mentioned James. Connor. He had beaten cancer in the. past. I think he's an incredibly tough. guy. Obviously we have nothing but love. to send his way. AQ Shipley, who's the.

color commentator for the Arizona. Cardinals for their team uh broadcast. He sent me a text. He's like, "That's. one of the nastiest things I've ever. seen." Cuz remember, they didn't show. the replay on TV. So, as soon as that. happens and then we heard the audible. gasp from the crowd and then AQ sends. it's like uh that's nasty. Hopefully, obviously, we're at the point of science. being able to take care of that. You. talked about Mike Evans uh with his. injury. Let's stay in Tampa B. Uh Connor. has a question for you. >> Yeah, Shifty. Similar to Jane Daniels. last week where he got hurt early and.

then no one really knew about it until. it popped up midweek. Is that a. situation that's going to happen with. Baker here? We saw his right hand bother. him during the game. I forget if it got. hit or stepped on or what, but that. seemed to kind of affect him a little. bit even though he closed strong. Is. that something that could linger uh. later on the week? You know, you know. what's interesting about that is on. Monday night when they were playing the. Texans one week ago, there were a couple. of plays that Baker had where I watched. his leg bend at certain angle.

>> Knee. >> Oh god. I like there was one play I'm. like this guy got up from that. He's. Gumby. Like that that's incredible. And. I was talking the Buccaneers the next. day and they went over to Baker after. the game like you you okay? And he's. like and and his choice of language to. them with goes to basically say uh with. some profanity get out of my face. basically. >> Whoa. I don't know what he said though. You're a journalist. You need to tell me. what he said. I mean if we're going to. do journalism here, let's make sure. words two words. The first starts with.

an F. The second one starts with a Y. So. that's what that's what he said. Get out. of my. >> [ __ ] you. >> French you. >> Oh, okay. All right. I like that. Is. that what he said though? cuz until we. know what did it sound like though what. was is the context of the delivery. because you're the journalist obviously. we just wanted to make sure. >> the way I the way I wasn't there but the. way I understood it to be it was like. don't don't bother like I'm fine like. don't bother. >> that's what Baker Mayfield said don't. bother me I'm fine. >> if it's an F in a way why he could have.

been saying like hey fro yo postgame. >> oh yeah cuz maybe he wanted a little. frozen yogurt to maybe make him feel. better and he's trying to diet obviously. cuz he wants to look he's getting a. little older so he's not known for a. full blizzard, but he'll do the fro yo. But he will take the Oreo. >> Yeah, Oreo. >> and put it on the fro yo for sure. Yeah. Is that what he said? That's good card. >> Yeah, cuz FY the first thing I thought. was, "Oh, Froyo." Baker's so focused on. his physique. >> How's your knee? >> From We don't know. >> Oh, now now I know. Okay, now I know how.

he got to frozen yogurt. I Yeah, it was. Yeah, he it was a frozen yogurt. conversation. >> What do you Oh, that's that's. misinformation. Hey, hey, that's Hey, people are getting some really harsh. penalties for that [ __ ] You need to. watch. Especially Hey, right below you. there. Right below you on your left. side. You need to watch. >> It was frozen yogurt. Just to clarify. here. >> Okay. He said he he said, "Are you. okay?" He said, "Give me some frozen. yogurt." Exactly. >> Okay. >> Wow. That's crazy. That's Baker Mayfield. football. >> That's why we love him. Uh Debbut has a.

question for you about that position as. your. >> Oh, by the way, hold on. It was not FU, so it's not frozen yogurt. It was f F. off with a smile. >> Makes more sense. >> Oh, >> so what would that be? I don't think. I've ever heard that really said. >> He's like, I'm fine. You don't have to. ask me that question. Like a smile. >> F with a smile. Is that a competition? >> That question. That's a lot of different. words there. The way you're kind of. reciting it versus what it actually was. Doesn't sound the same. >> Yeah.

>> Corrected on air like in real time. That's my I will say this. There are. many things that I love about doing this. program. Many things Pat's brilliant. show. He's never done the show in a. speedo, which I think he should start. doing that like on there's many things I. love, but I love when I'm asked a. question and sometimes either there's a. detail that's off or a question and the. person is watching the show and they. could text me the information actually. in real time as it happens like it was f.

off with a smile. That's how it came. down. >> Well, we're happy that people are. watching and you can watch every game. every Sunday. >> Oh, wow. >> Hold on. And and they they haven't met. today. Like, they haven't had the. meetings yet, but but they think Baker's. good. So, >> great news. Okay, good question. If he. says effing good, we'll never hear about. it from Chef because he picks and. chooses what words to journalize, you. know, which I don't love. >> Pat, I do love frozen yogurt. I do love.

frozen yogurt. Oh, we know. >> patient to go to the FY as opposed to. the FO. >> Okay. Yeah, FO. Uh, >> much different. >> Yeah, you don't want to go to the FO. Uh, every game every Sunday all in one. place, YouTube TV. >> Boom. >> Shout out quad box. Awesome. Bang. Are. we still watching the Red Zone channel. or. >> uh really? >> Yeah. Couldn't do it. Those 15 seconds. I was like, >> I actually did hear it yesterday. Uh, it. was late. It was very late and there was. something going on on the screen. And. they put a wings stop one on and I heard.

about some delicious wings and I. damn it. >> And then it stopped and then it got back. to it and I was like, "Okay, [Music]. >> still doing it. Still doing red zone.". And once again, we're telling the NFL we. don't like that there's ads. We knew. they were coming. >> I'm sick of it. >> And don't destroy Red Zone with your. greedy corporate [ __ ]. >> I would like to take a stand. Okay, so. Baker sounds like he's going to be. effing good. Thank you for that report. Debbut has a question for you on that. position. >> Yeah, Sheffy. Hope someone texts you and.

gives you an update on these guys. Uh. the other quarterbacks that have been. out, the starting quarterbacks, Brock. Pury, uh and then all the Jays, JJ. McCarthy, Jaden Daniels, Justin Fields. What's the update on those guys? >> That was cool. >> Boom. >> Uh. Aaron Glenn was a little bit vague on. Justin Fields today, so we'll see. whether he's able to make it back. He's. got an extra day next week because the. Jets play on Monday night against the. Dolphins. >> Hey, wait. >> JJ McCarthy not expected to play this. week. They play in Dublin against the. Steelers. And again, it's an.

international trip where they play the. Steelers in Dublin and then they go play. the Browns in London. They are the first. team to go to two different countries. The Jaguars have done this back-to-back. weeks um to play in two separate. countries. And I don't think JJ plays in. either game because they then have a. by-week the next week and then he can be. rested and healthy and rejoin uh the. lineup after that. Okay. >> He is traveling with the team.

>> obviously became a father last week for. the first time. Um but he's going to. travel with the team overseas. He'll be. with them the entire time. I just don't. expect him to play in those two. particular games. Marcus Mariota, >> Justin Fields. >> Uh, you know, Marcus, I would say this, Marcus Mariota played well yesterday, and I think the way he played gives the. Commanders time to not have to rush back. Jaden Daniels. Now, we'll see how Jaden. Daniels is doing this week, but when a.

quarterback plays like that, I think it. really allows that team to take its time. and know that it's got a capable backup. and a capable replacement. And they. haven't declared anything about what. their quarterback plans are. I don't. think Dan Quinn will come out and say. today. Maybe he will. Jaden's back this. week and we're all ready. Like I think. this is a this will be something that. kind of goes on all week again and I. think that they have the comfort knowing.

that Marcus played the way he did. yesterday throwing dimes down field like. that one. >> Okay, Andy can run uh scoring touchdown. for Marcus Mariota when he's playing. Let's just go ahead and lock that one. in. Feels like that is a guarantee. Let's also lock in M. Jones. M who? M. Jones. >> Who? >> M. Jones. >> Who? >> Back then they didn't want him. Now he's. hot. We all want him. M. Jones is the. guy out there in San Fran. How long and. what does this mean going forward?

>> Well, uh, he played very well yesterday. and led that team to that victory. >> That's what he do. >> Is getting closer and it wouldn't. surprise me if Pert's back this week. finally. Uh, initially that injury. wasn't as bad as they thought. He. recovered a little quicker. Still. painful, but the fact that he was back. limited last week. They ruled him out. yesterday morning, but I think Pertie's. going to have a chance, a real chance to. go this week. >> Okay. And then Justin Fields, what's.

going on with him? When's he going to be. back? Concussion protocol obviously is. what it is. >> Yeah. Again, he's got the extra day. built in, so that's encouraging. And. again, I think I think Tyron Taylor. played pretty well yesterday, and he's. somebody that the team likes, trusts, respects. If if fields clears then he'll. be the guy. He's got an extra day to do. it. Um I don't think that they have the. answer to that. Aaron Glenn was pretty. vague when he spoke about it earlier. today. >> Okay. Pretty vague. Uh is not what a lot. of NFL fans are on the internet when it.

comes to this guy. Ty has a question for. you. >> Yeah, Shifty. Was last night the uh kind. of straw that broke the Campbell's back. in terms of Russ starting for the. Giants. Uh we saw a couple times, you. know, him basically just throwing it. into the tunnel, throwing it off the. uprights, throwing, you know, lobs up. there, throwing picks, just looking like. [ __ ] pretty much. And then after the. game, Dable even said, you know, when. asked about the fans booing the. quarterback situation, he he basically. said like, "Yeah, I mean, I would have. booed, too. Why wouldn't you?" So, uh, are they done with Russ or are we going.

to do this whole same song and dance. next week? >> You know, um, Brian Dable didn't want to. answer the question after the press. conference yesterday. And I think once. you answer it once, you kind of get into. a habit of opening yourself up to this. So, I guess he didn't want to open up to. speculation. I I think after that. series, um there were some people that were. disappointed. The schedule is so brutal. that there's not a great time to go to. the young quarterback. They play the. Chargers at home this week. Um schedule.

right here. I think that they play after. that. Here we go. Chargers at home at. New Orleans like. >> boom. >> I mean that might be good but but I. don't know if you want to strip the guy. at on the road and then home. >> Yes, you do. You definitely want that is. >> and then you got home for Philly. That's. not and then at Denver at Philly home. for San Francisco like it's a gauntlet.

after that run. >> I mean that is a terrible run for sure. That that is a horrendous run. That is. not an easy decision. Also, Dave Bowl. Shane, they got to be thinking about. their jobs or are they tied with Jackson. Dart's future success. How's that kind. of work? Because, you know, there is a. conversation like these people were. going crazy when Jackson jogs on the. field and obviously we've seen this. before and it not work out, but we've. seen it before and it does work out. He. looks like he's built for the moment and. we're seeing what we're seeing. Is there. a chance that Dave Ball and Shane are. thinking about their job or they think.

about the future? What is the mindset. over there in the decision-m process? The process has been that they've wanted. to stay as patient as they can with. Russell Wilson as their starting. quarterback, with Jackson Dart on the. bench. Um, that's been where they've. been at their own three though right. now. >> Yeah, >> the fans going, you know, at some point. at some point they're going to make the. change. Like it's coming. We just don't. know when they're going to break down.

and go to. >> It's a tough quarterback. The boys won. it today, Shafty. The boy The boys are. calling for Jackson Dart today. Now. granted, one of the boys uh dealt with. Russell last year where Russell had like. a four or five games where he was on. fire and then it went the other way. And. I would like to thank Russell Wilson for. everything he's done for ball. But if. I'm 0 and3 and I think this conversation. might come up later about a couple other. teams as well. If I'm 0 and three with. what the stats say and what the future. looks like for our team, why would you. not want to kind of see what you have? I. understand that is a tough schedule. That certainly is not a good schedule.

for the Giants. And if I'm Dable, who's. potentially on my last leg, I'm not. happy that this is what the schedule. looks like going forward as we are 0 and. three. But boy, at some point we got to. let the old miss boy, the old miss dog. try to run out there. >> Didn't they get last place last year? >> NFL the following year. >> The NFL schedule maker say, "Hey, Giants, that's cute. I didn't like the. way Dave Bull talked about us. Let's go. ahead and get him the hell out of here.". I mean, it is uh Anything else to wrap. this entire story up here? Uh Debo and.

Shane, are we good? >> Jordan Renan just reported that Tyrone. Tracy. >> dislocated his shoulder last night. >> Stat now starter. >> Yep. >> I would think we're going to see a. little bit more of Cam Scaboo right now. moving forward cuz Tracy will miss. multiple weeks. Look at Xavier Worthy. He dislocated his shoulder the first. week in the friendly fire incident with. Travis Kelce. He he's missed the next. two games and my understanding was that. the injury was more severe than people.

realized and so uh now Tyrron Tracy's. got a dislocated shoulder. He's a. running back. You're using that shoulder. quite a bit. So yeah, I think uh Cam. Scataboo now will step into a larger. role with Tracy out. >> The world's going to enjoy Cam Scataboo. >> Yeah. The only reason why I know that is. because boy, it was great to learn about. him at Arizona State last year and he. should have been known a long time ago. We have this high school clip of him. I. I posted this last night. I don't know. if you saw it. Cam Scataboo in high. school. Untackable. Actually, look at. this dude. He spraws an all stuff mixed.

together. Oh yeah, he's breaking a. couple tackles. This is good for high. school. Yeah, we've seen this before. Okay, he's still going. Still going. It's got to be over there, right? Got to. be over there. Nope. He's on the other. side of it. Cameraman. Cameraman. He's. the one scoring the touchdown. Yeah, that's him. Statibu has like four plays. from there. He has a kickoff return, I. think, where he has something like that. from high school. I have no idea how he. ended up at Arizona State and kind of. overlooked, but his head is the size of. this desk. >> Okay. And his his grit and determination. to win is beyond everybody's and he was.

overlooked. It's like this dude is a. weapon. And his style of play is very. much uh battery. >> Yeah. He wants to pond people. It It's. good for football if Scataboo continues. He levitated for that one. I mean, it. was like a a four yard 12t levitation. Cam Scaboo had. That's And then we're. going to hit a back flip. Yep. No. problem. In full. I mean, this dude's a. real deal, dude. He And I'm happy he's. at the Giants cuz that's a massive. market to kind of get a hold of him. But. I wish he was on a team that was.

potentially going to go on a real run. cuz this dude is legit, Chefty. Legit. >> First of all, that run that he made in. high school. I hadn't seen that before. That's one of the greatest runs I've. ever seen from any running back ever. Like that. That's as good as any run. I've ever seen. That's that's like in. the beastquake category. That's like in. Sanders territory. Look at how many. tackles he avoids. Just when you think. he's down, he's not. He breaks loose. again. He absolutely has to be finished. here, right? They they have him wrapped. up, thrown down, right? No, they don't. He breaks free again. Chris Burman would.

have a field day with that highlight. >> That's all I could think as I'm watching. that. He would love that. And Cam Scout, to tie back to your initial question, I. don't understand why the Giants didn't. run him when they got down to the four. yard line last night on that series with. Russell Wilson. >> playing the way he was. Like, how about. giving the ball to Cam Scaboo? >> Chris Burman going woo woo Cam Scatter. would have been every single week.

>> Scatter boop. >> Yeah. I mean, it would have been a Hey, boom. Come on. Boom. Come on, Bo. We. need that every We We need Scataboo. Watch with Chris Burman uh going. forward. Okay, let's talk about another. decision that was made uh that everybody. had questions about, but if it worked. out, they would have been looked at as. geniuses down in Atlanta. Kind of a. quarterback conversation. Go ahead, Tone. >> Yeah, Shanty, we are all big fans of. Michael Pennix here, but he looked like. shite last yesterday. The whole team,

the Falcons did not look good in general. yesterday, losing uh on the road to the. Panthers. And then Kurt Cousins made an. appearance in this game. Was it just. because the game was away and they. wanted to keep Penn healthy or can we. read into this situation? What are what. are your uh thoughts on this whole. situation between Penn and Kirk Cousins? >> That that's what is to me. Michael Penn. had a bad day, a terrible day. They were. giving him relief. The game was over. Take him out onto a new day and they. were just giving Kurt Cousins some mopup. time right there. It wasn't like they're. bringing him challenge Michael Pennix or.

anything like they that to me that was. >> that was one of the more disappointing. results of yesterday. You Green Bay. losing to Cleveland. You've got the. Panthers beating the Atlanta Falcons. The See, the week before the Falcons on. Sunday night were incredibly impressive. against the Vikings, Minnesota. It's. hard to reconcile how a team could look. that good one week and then play like. that the next week. That's That's odd to. me. >> That's football, baby. That That's.

football. That's why the NFL has the. parody that it has because you have no. idea who's going to show up and getting. everybody to kind of row in the same. direction whenever there's injuries and. there's replacements. That's like super. duper special teams. You got guys that. are signing on to the team on Thursday. that are impacting the game on Sunday. It's like that's why the NFL is the. greatest and we're going to expect it. forever. Shout out to the Panthers. putting it together. Shout to the. Panthers putting it together. Shout out. to the Cleveland Browns being. problematic. Now, let's look to. tonight's game. Highscoring affair is. what the sports books are saying. Over. under 53 and a half, Lions and Ravens.

Anything we need to know for tonight's. game that we should be thinking about? >> Yeah, a couple of things I think. First. of all, it wouldn't surprise me if both. teams made some roster moves this. afternoon. Um, Marcus Davenport's. dealing with a chest injury. We'll see. whether the Lions go ahead and put him. on IR or whether he could avoid that. We'll whether we'll see whether the. Ravens have to put Justin Matabke, their. outstanding defensive tackle, on injured. reserve. He's got a neck injury. That. sounds a little problematic. And it.

wouldn't surprise me if at just before. 4:00 we got noticed that Justin Matabek. wound up on injur reserve, which would. be a loss uh for that particular. defense. Uh Aiden Hutchinson's kind of. fighting his way back. You'll notice. guys are coming at him. He's facing all. kinds of things as he's playing. defensive end which has been interesting. to watch some of the ways that teams. have gone at him. Interesting. Um. >> Vanoi's out right too, right Jeffy? >> Yep. >> What's that? >> Vanoi out. Yeah.

>> Can you bet on 500 rushing yards? Cuz. both D lines sound like they're. completely ravaged. >> Question. Um, >> well, I mean, Derek Henry, last week, the Browns had nine men in the box, it. seemed like, the entire game, and they. were determined not to let Henry run, and the Ravens had. >> defense, >> making plays of different sorts, but. Dererick Henry last week uh was a. non-factor with them playing the line. like that. I don't think that'll happen. again tonight. >> All right, Shifty, we appreciate you're. on TV all night, we assume.

Uh yeah, we're going to be doing Sports. Center, NFL Live, Monday Night. Countdown, in the middle of having some. FY hopefully. >> Hell yeah. >> Yeah. Well, don't fo brother. You got a. big time day, ladies and gentlemen. Senior NFL insider for ESPN. Adam Sheer, >> we appreciate Shy. All the intel, all. the inside notes. Feels like there's a. lot of injuries tonight. It's week. three. >> Yeah, >> this is football. >> We got starting quarterbacks, backup. quarterbacks. We got D lines missing. We. got a lot of stuff going on. Special. teams going crazy. I mean, this is a. wild start to an NFL season. Now, Debo,

what are the couple things maybe we. didn't hit as much as we should there in. the first 15? >> Oh, we covered a lot, but you know what? Uh, I would say with the champs, we. start with the defended champs. Champs, still the champs. I know a lot of people. started to write them off um early on, offensive struggles, and then the Rams. came out of the gate 26-7, I believe, they were leading. And uh can we throw. up that passing chart from Jaylen Herz? Haven't seen it much on the internet uh. after week three, but uh it's almost. like, you know, when he needs to, he. can. He threw the ball down the field. when he needed to. Second half, they.

came back 2132, 226, three touchdowns, no interceptions. This is 17 games in a. row now, including the playoffs where he. started and finished the games and they. have won. And it was a conversation. between him and his uh offensive. coordinator, a little spirited on the. sideline. He spoke a little candidly. about that after the game. We can get to. that later, but a great job uh by the. Eagles. Actually, you know what? Let's. get to it now. >> Jaylen, what a comeback. A lot of. memorable moments in this ball game. What are you going to take away from a.

victory like today? [Applause]. >> Man, regardless, it's always good to get. a win. It's always good to get a win. >> Okay. And. >> if that doesn't show you what type of. team we are, I don't know what what. does. Now, we completely did that to. ourselves in the first half. Completely. We absolutely completely did that to. ourselves. And that's something we got. to we got to fix. It's as simple as. that. It's unacceptable.

>> It's like you guys said later for this. Whatever happened in that first half, forget about it. Let's go and show who. we are. >> We play so many styles of football where. in that first half, we got to get out of. this plan not to lose. We got to come. out aggressive and play our game. You. saw our game in the second half. >> What about big boy with the uh block and. chugging down the field? >> I knew he was going to block it. I knew. he was going to block it. I just knew he. was going to block it. >> Yeah, we can cut it right there. >> That's just a great effort. >> So, yeah, him and uh the Patulo guy, the.

new OC. >> Okay, so everybody's calling for his job. last week during every Monday is the new. offense coordinator. Yeah, >> second half that offense looked vastly. different than the first half. There was. one throw to AJ Brown that kind of. sprung everything down the right side. As I was watching that, it felt as if. you remember AQ Shipley last year, he. was like, I like the Eagles offensive. line. They got the best offensive line. in football. Saquon Barkley is the best. running back maybe in the history of. football. I don't know if Jaylen Herz is. the guy. And we attacked AQ immediately. for that. It's like what are you talking. about? Like this guy is the guy, but I. think there was a lot of people that had.

that narrative. Felt like the offensive. coordinator for the Eagles maybe had. that narrative for the first couple. weeks. And then once he opened it up and. allowed him to start throwing in the. second half, guess who else that helped? M Squan Bark that that helped the run. and everything as Saquon wasn't really. working. It's like now hopefully Pulo. and Jaylen are kind of on the same page. I don't know if they were trying to roll. it out but it felt like he wasn't as. confident in like hey we got a lot of. money out there. We got a lot of money. out there. We got a lot of money right. here. We got a tight end with a lot of. money. Lane Johnson getting hurt. Not. great. They're going to have to figure. that out big.

>> But it was nice to see him open it up. again. >> Yeah, it was nice to see him do it and. turn it on when he needed to just like. he did in the Super Bowl. And then a. former Eagle, now a Viking. Isaiah. Rogers had an unbelievable game against. the Bengals. Started off with a pick six. right here. We always talk about tips. and overthrows. Made him pay for the. overthrow. Took it back to the crib. Unbelievable with the ball in his hands. Does some special special things. And. now Unbelievable punching the ball out. of other guys. Had two force fumbles. This was his first one that he also. picked up and took to the crib. I saw on.

the internet, I don't know how true it. is, but a 99.9 rating or score with PFF, which everybody and anybody who watched. this game could see he pretty much. pitched a perfect game for a defensive. player. First Viking ever to score two. touchdowns in the game. >> Hey, Isaiah Rogers story is a good one, too. >> Absolutely. Happy for him, man. Way to. bounce back. Way to be a baller. Congrats on having a phenomenal game. against the Bengals as they beat the. hell out of the team from Cincinnati. It's glorious overreaction Monday. Uh, we can't thank you enough for allowing. us to do this for a living. I was in a.

Speedo on Saturday. We talked about that. the next hour, I assume, at some point. Speedo wasn't wasn't The banana hammock. wasn't holding anything. >> Sure. >> What? >> Yeah. I just put that thing on about 40. minutes before that during a commercial. break in a portage, which was actually a. poop crockpot because of how hot it was. I get up to the top, I put I notice that. thing's completely uhoh. Fun time. See you next hour. >> You know what? I think there's only one. thing left to do here. I've experienced.

cafesito time. I've experienced the. wonderful culture. I've experienced the. beautiful people. And I think we got. some canes over here. We got some canes over here. We got some canes over here. This day in Coral Gables is going to be. one that I will remember for the rest of. my life. Ray Lewis started his dance. right here at Miami. Ed Reed started his.

legendary run here at Miami. The legends of football run deep. The. moments are special. The national. championships are in abundance. Just. last year, a lovely University of Miami. woman diver from Italy won a national. championship. This thing's been staring. at me all damn day.

Get out of your mind, brother. You're. crazy, Kirk. I'm a little winded. >> That's what I was going to say. the whole time you were running. I'm. giving you a chance to catch your. breath, you son. You're crazy. I hope. somebody got a lifesaver over there or. something. My man's out of breath. >> It is a long way. >> to the top. Jump in. >> Are you going to jump in there? >> Oh my god. Yeah. So, >> I'm tired for you. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh, he's going to take the jacket off. Okay. >> Okay. >> Oh. Oh, he's taking the shirt off now. All right. All right. >> Looking ripped. Looking ripped. Oh. Oh, he's taking the droids off. Ladies and. gents, the pants. >> Ladies and gentlemen, >> the drawers. >> Ladies and gentlemen, if you come to. this beautiful campus, you will notice. quickly that the students here love this. university. They love this atmosphere.

And I'm with everybody. I think the U is. back to me. He's got the speed on. Oh my god. >> Give me the. [Laughter]. [Applause]. baby.

>> Here he goes. >> Oh god. >> Here he goes. Feet together. Feet. together. I think that was the less so for the. pencil. and he's got the youth. crashing it out. [Applause]. with the refreshing punch. Miami and Florida tonight. Let's have a. look at that again. Check out the form. Herby. >> Let's see the test. >> It pretty good.

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and welcome back to our humble abode, the Thunderdome on this magical. overreaction Monday, September 22nd, 2025. Hour of the program begins now. >> Football is great. We can't wait to. continue to chitchat about it. The. college football weekend was. spectacular. One half of the hammer down. Cowboys AP tone will give us a breakdown. of that here in a matter of moments. The. toxic table's here at Boston Connor, loser at Ty Schmidt, loser. >> Yeah, >> tough day. Toxic Table. Now, let's go to.

nineyear NFL vet, host of everything DB. Good D and a bad D. >> Winner, ladies and gentlemen, Dave D. >> All your teams. >> Well, all but one. >> Oh, they're never going to win again, though. >> Yeah, all but Chargers, Eagles, my. Colts, all undefeated, but you know, >> and the Panthers even win for the. Dolphins. Chucky Chucky was up picking. Chuck looked awesome. >> Saw pays research. I was talking about. the Carolina Panthers, but I understand. that you were saying also the Florida. Panthers. All the Panthers Panthers.

That's not my team. >> Okay. To hell with that. All right. I. like that. >> The Ravens tonight though. >> No, not my squad. >> Tough look for We do have a No, never. mind. I can't I'm a Dolphin forever. I'm. locked in. >> Oh, you're about to sh blood out. They I. thought relegation, but I can't do it. >> Oh, relegating. >> One of your teams died. You got You. know, you got different benefits when. you live this life. Well, when I. appreciate uh the way you have tried to. promote others to live your life, too. Darius J. Butler has uh five teams he's. pulling for at any given Sunday.

>> Uh then let's add apologist. We got you. We got Yukon. >> That's two. Only two. >> Okay. So, six teams. He's got six teams. any given weekend to be pulling for. >> And the stupid um you know, Mercedes, whatever [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Rude Van Oscar Oscar. Yeah. >> Zasty. >> Yeah, we Michael Petri. So disrespectful. >> You're talking about G1. You got We got. You got 10 different Are those guys all. on different teams or the same? >> Yeah. Land Norris. >> Hey, they're different. These guys are.

making like 50 $60 million. These are. icons. >> Absolute dogs. >> And we don't care. >> No, we don't. >> And we never will. >> Back to the point. Back to the point. Darius has 10 to 11 different things. that can win on any given weekend. that'll bring him joy. So, what he has. been trying to do is to tell others, "Hey, you need to pick up some more. teams. You need to pick up some more. things so you're not just boom boom blah. boom cuz a team that you've never met, a. group of men that you have no idea who. they are behind closed doors is. controlling your happiness. Now a lot of.

people say debut that's disgusting. You're a part of the problem. Debuck. comes back and says, "What? I want to. enjoy sports." So there's a valid. argument on both sides. Let's go to one. half of the Hammer Cowboys at Bubba. Gumpino. Uh he is a Miami Dolphins fan. uh he shares uh that with you, you two. very diehard Dolphins fans. But if you. see the jersey he's wearing now, he. thought he was going to get that last. week. It came four days late, which we. all appreciate and respect in the jersey. ordering game nowadays. Uh he has just. picked up the Dolphins and just kind of.

h Okay, see you. Shout out to the U. being back. Miami Hurricanes feel all. the way back. That university was. electric down there. >> Yeah, I was supposed to have this jersey. for that trip. Shout out Fanatics. Appreciate it. >> What happened? >> Yeah, the U the U is all the way back. They're electric to watch this Bane guy. up front on defense. Every play is an. absolute menace. And then Gator came. back a little bit. Carson Beck didn't. have his best game, but then they just. got back to pounding the rock and just. >> shoved it down the Gator throat to win.

that game. >> Amazing, amazing university, I would. say. And that president, Joe E from the. Bronx, >> this guy's got access to a lot of money, knows how to operate a lot of money, and. also is a very good leader. uh that. entire place brand new seemingly and. only getting newer, you know. Now, the. stadium is an interesting conversation. because how far away it is. And I assume. in Miami, it's not going to be easy to. find real estate where you can. potentially put that uh big of a thing, but everything that Miami has going on. feels very aligned with their sports. being good, like very very much so. So,

if you're a Miami Hurricanes fan, who. happens to be a Miami Dolphins fan, and. you're not like Darius Butler and pick. up five other teams because you are a. Dolphins fan over the last 30 years, just know that the Hurricanes feel like. something that's sustainable for like. the next foreseeable f. That's how you. feel after leaving there, right, Gumpy? >> Yeah, especially after talking to. Crystal Ball. I mean, he is the man. Sabin said it, he's the perfect guy for. that team. He is unbelievable. Great. guy. >> Crystal Ball Cam. This guy Cam, he's I. don't know what his job is. I have no. idea what legends absolute legend.

>> He's a weapon president. This cam guy. >> He was the I don't know if he's the SID. media guy, PR guy. >> He's one fine Benny hat. >> Yeah, this guy. >> What do you need? You need a suit. You. need to look like you're from Miami. I. got you, dude. No problem. Banging the. bang bang. How about that? [ __ ]. unreal. Like his energy. This guy Cam. Immaculate. But I don't think he's the. only one there. I think everybody there, >> the president loves Miami. Crystal ball. He's a boy. love the Hurricanes, loves. Miami. This cam guy, I assume, echoes.

the sentiment a lot. Love Miami. Like, they're all very proud. That's why when. I was standing up there uh 32.9 ft uh up. in the sky or as the Europeans and I. guess Olympics say 10 meter board, I. said it's very evident that this these. students love this university. They do. They love being there. And now with the. alumni being able to give money and. support the school if you love the. school, let alone Dana White getting. there, you know, down there now with. more money being attracted. >> taxfree. I mean, even that when it comes. to NIL,

>> state income tax, obviously a huge deal, especially for these players that are. getting paid a lot of money, which they. Carson Beck allegedly is, and uh. everything about the president, his. whole entire life business is money. >> That's what he was in. What they are. doing, everybody else should be doing. >> That's the big thing right there. Joey. Joey from the Bronx. like as long as. he's running the show and he can get the. cuz look, college is college football. It always has been big business, but. it's big business now more than ever. So, if Joey's moving [ __ ] around, you. talked about alumni base and them. showing up and giving money, all that.

[ __ ] is is dope. But if Joey can move. around and make sure we continue getting. these players, boy, >> I'm telling you, I think it's I think it. only just begun. Like, I I I think this. has only just begun in the last couple. years. cuz it felt like it lost its. luster and its connection and now. they're like very much focused on the. you being the you again and like. >> pulling on that from all this. Dwayne. Johnson gave him what like I don't know. if it was this president or the previous. one but Dwayne Johnson donated whatever. 100 million for a new like everybody. that is down I think Miamiy's in a good. especially the ACC right now.

>> What is Clemson? >> You know Florida State's real year to. year. >> Can't wait for that game. >> Got two weeks. Miami Florida State. >> two weeks by week then then yeah. >> just got announced it's 7:30 Saturday. night 8 and Georgia Tech right now with. Hanks King will they be able to. supplement that going forward we don't. know but we know this year they're going. to be good it's like Miami feels like. it's a sustained operation right now I. should feel very good about them. >> yeah Miami and Penn State if you just. look at those two schools they're. they're going to be the blueprint Oregon.

you can throw in there too I mean I I. wonder USC's probably throwing a bunch. of money around it feels like that is. now the blueprint anyone who's not. operating as if hey this is now a money. business it is basically just a business. we don't have to treat this as if we did. before where it's the education and you. know football it is now. >> by the way Miami education. >> top private institute. >> Penn State. >> very good. >> top tier and that's only going to help. those schools you wonder if the better. education is going to lead to those. schools being better because they do.

have more money from alumni but if if. every school isn't doing that if you're. in the SEC or big 10 or anything and you. don't have some sort of money guy in. your building, whether it's an AD, whether. >> you say with real sway. >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Whether an AD. president, you know, a vice president, something like that, like you will be. left behind. And if you're one of those. boosters, you better make sure your. school knows that, too. >> Uh, go ahead, T. >> Well, I was just going to say like for. them not being relevant, at least to the. point like when we were growing up that. they were where you could, you know, basically set your watch like, hey, this.

team might win a national championship. That's the game aside, like watching. game day on Saturday, I was like, "This. campus is unbelievable. It is so nice. The weather is perfect." Like, so if you. can get the football kind of starting to. go in the right direction, it's like why. wouldn't you want to come here? >> Yeah. Legit. And you think that as. you're walking around that campus a lot, it's like. >> I don't know what I would have became. with all this and how nice this is. Like. I don't know if I would have been able. to. >> maintain focus, but if I was just. choosing a school to go to, it's like.

why would you not come to a resort down. here? >> Not that Penn State isn't awesome, but. if you went on a visit to Penn State in. October and then went to Miami the. following weekend, like which way you. think you're going to leave? >> Well, then people would say, well, the. college atmosphere at Penn State is. better than it is in Miami. It's like, I. think they have house parties and [ __ ]. down there, too. They have an entire. they have entire off-campus and let me. tell you, >> beautiful houses. scooters and. skateboards everywhere. It was uh it was. >> felt like they're really living down. there. >> See people blading or just.

>> I didn't see any blades. I I didn't. leave campus really though, so I didn't. see any blades. A lot of these scooters. >> Lot of the scoots. >> Lot of scooters cuz traffic so bad in. Miami, I guess. So there's a lot of lot. >> lines and stuff. >> Uh no, people like own scooters. Yeah, >> those are big. >> Dez showed up on his own scooter. DJ H's. in the area. Nice scooter 15 20 I think. >> Especially with that rabbit. Yeah. Yeah. >> Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen, is. a uh well, I guess down in Miami, you. would put it in cheetah mode, but for. how long? >> Yeah.

>> And are you getting pulled over? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, joining us now, ladies and. gentlemen, is a college football. national champion, a Super Bowl. champion, a Router Cup winner, ladies. and gentlemen, AJ Hawk. >> Yeah. >> Great to see you, >> Hawker. Sure. Hey, we just talked about. a lot about down there in Miami and uh I. I know uh that you saw me adjust myself. uh with a camera very close on me and I. will say if I didn't do that AJ whole. show literally whole thing that thing. was riding that thing was riding right.

real right there. >> was the uh do we have any idea do did. you give a heads up to all the great. people behind the scenes that are. filming this hey possibly like blur it. out maybe maybe give you a blur but if. You do the blur, you have to do like a a. fake blur all the way down your ankle. make it look bigger bigger blur. Yeah, you need need to blur the whole thing. No. Uh this all came together relatively. quickly. I think we should uh everybody. should kind of understand that. Uh. Friday night, Dez hosted an incredible.

gathering for everybody. Got a chance to. see his house. So sick. He has a hat. right in the middle of his living room. His his house is like a museum. Paintings everywhere. Like very. beautiful. It is. That's his house. One. of the nice houses I've ever seen. Like. it is incredible. Right in the middle. has a hat with a a box around it and it. says the greatest catch I've ever made. And it's Desmond Howard. And obviously. the question, what is this? Oh, it's. Michael Jackson's hat. He threw it my. sophomore year of college. I went to a. concert. Wow. Threw it out into the.

crowd. Dez, I guess, >> of course snag that shirtick. >> And then he held on to it. So it's right. there. It is. >> That's pretty sick. >> Yeah, it was it was very sick. But as. we're doing it, uh chefs obviously they. made some Jamaican food. It was I'm. telling you it was great. It was it was. I would say the perfect event for. whatever it was supposed to be, you. know, like everybody get crew coming, audio coming, makeup come like every and. it was called like a flow through so. nobody felt obligated like it was just. very well done. I would say one of the. camera people that had been there for a. long time blanking on his name 100% on.

me. He's on a jib away from us. He's not. on the set. He is somewhere else. He's. been there a long time though. He he. basically brings up to me like you going. off that high dive or whatever and I'm. like uh I don't know. is it like how. close is it to the set? They're like. right it's literally right next to the. set and uh I was like could you get on. camera? He goes oh yeah we got a lot of. cameras that can get over there and then. he even says like we'll never get an. opportunity to do that again. So like. this thing is right next to that just. want to let you know camera guy just. want to let you know we'll never have. this opportunity again. We can certainly.

get it on camera. It was like okay we. should think about doing that. So then I. talked to Red uh Matt's his name at game. day that night. I'm like hey is anybody. going off? What's going on here? what's. the situation? Then he said Jess was. going off there and I was like sick. Okay, I won't do it then. I don't want. to do it if Jess is doing it. And then I. think Jess came up with the idea was. like, well, last week he kind of. challenged me. I'll challenge him to do. it if he'll do it. I'm like, perfect. Let's do that. So then whenever I see. Jess up there, I'm thinking to myself, would be kind of cool if Jess just.

doesn't do this right now. Okay. Then if. I was to do it later, Jess didn't do the. field goal thing. Jess didn't do the top. thing. But instead, Jess just like a G. cuts a promo up there, puts that thing. down, walks right off. Wasn't even. wasn't even a second thought. Walks. right off of that thing, nails it. >> Yeah. Send it. >> Picture perfect in that entire thing. I'm like, damn. Like, just really I. don't. >> What do I do that is even close to. winning there? So, then there was a. speedo conversation that started. happening.

>> Sure. >> Speedo conversation that was brewing. You know, a little bit before the show, I asked this cam gentleman. I said, "Hey, uh, what what do the divers wear. when they go off there?" They wear a. Speedo, right? Yeah. I was like, "Can I. get a Speedo from the diving team?". Because then when I drop that [ __ ]. it'll say Miami, you know? So then it's. like, "Easy. This who I'm picking. Miami." So Cam tells me immediately, "Ah, I'm looking at you." Okay. I don't. know if we got any divers. I don't know. if we got any divers. I'm like, "No, they're like big." Well, get the swim. team. He goes, "We only have a women's.

swim team." And I I don't know. I don't. know if we they're very good, I guess, but I don't know if we have if the. divers going to have that. He makes a. couple calls obviously two phones. This. guy Cam always on I think always loves. the Hurricanes. He goes, "The biggest we. got is size 30 waist." I'm like, "That's. eighth grade for me. Actually, eighth grade for me." He goes, "I told you you're going to be small. I. don't know." So then Matt Garrett read. during the show goes, "Hey, we can. certainly find a Speedo somewhere if. that is still an option." And I just,

"Yeah, sure." or talk back. Yeah, let's. go ahead and check that. So then all of. a sudden about 45 minutes later, I get a. We have three different options of. speedos. They're all black though, so it. won't really help with the debut, but if. you want to wear it, cool. Brings it up. I think it was 34, maybe. 30 34 30 like. somewhere in that range. Closer. I'm I'm. a 37. I'm stuck in between 36 and 38. That's kind of where I dance. 38. You've. seen me on TV with them. It looks a. little bit ridiculous. There's a little. bit of thing. 36. little tight in the.

area. Look a little bit ridiculous. So. with my fat ass, that's kind of how it. is. >> So 34, >> we get that thing. I look at it. I'm. like, I don't know, you know, but I. don't know what speed they're supposed. to be. This is not like I don't know. I. don't know what they're supposed to be. So I got to go in a port John. Okay. Right behind the the. >> during the like during a commercial. break. >> Yeah. Right before the last hour, I go. into a port John. It is 190°. >> Okay. I am in a poop crockpot right. there. Okay. Okay. And I got my pants. are all drenched cuz I'm sweating the. entire day. So I had to peel these.

things off of me during the commercial. break. Peel these things off of me. Put. them on top of the the toilet paper. little [ __ ] thing cuz there isn't. like a there's not a shelf in these. porter johns. So then I put this thing. on. Boy, real tight. >> Hold on. Did you leave underwear in. there? >> Uh what's that? >> Did you leave your underwear that you. were wearing in the porter john? >> No, I put them back on. >> Oh, you did? >> I put cuz they were stuck in my pants. over. >> They were stuck in my pants. >> Where had the speedos packed already? Is. it Was it the other guy? >> What do you mean? >> No, they bought some bottom.

>> Oh, they went bottom. >> They bought the dick and bought them. It. was the biggest one. >> Guy probably did have some. >> Yeah. But then I put that thing on. It. was really uncomfortable. Last hour, you. probably see me fidgety a little bit. I. was so tired cuz I had sweat so much at. that point. Those fans that stood out. there with us the entire time, absolute. legends and icons. But then, yeah, as. I'm running up there, I'm feeling that. thing, you know, kind of not feel. comfortable. But it's a speedo. I don't. know what it's supposed to feel like. This isn't my normal thing. And then. when I unbutton my jeans at the top of. that thing, I look down and because it's. white pants, I could see it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, there's my dick right there.

>> Oh [ __ ]. >> That's exactly That is exactly what I. did. So now I'm like, "Oh no, what do I. do here?" Cuz this thing is literally. just shoved right over here. So I try to. adjust myself and you guys saw it. I I. found a brick center. I think uh. Paul Oh man, everybody was having a good. time with that. I'm like that was almost. all of me. All of me. Almost saw all of. you. That uh Sebastian. >> Yeah.

>> Great mascot. >> Was he talking or No, >> no. No talking at all. >> Exactly. >> No. A lot of mocks. He came in. afterwards. I'm shirtless in the. production room. Uh cuz I was at Miss Me. ripping my shirt. David Allen, shout out. to you, bro. You did make that a little. bit more difficult than I thought it was. going to be with those button. Kind of. ripped that thing. Shout out to Cam. getting me the sport coat and the pants. the night before, obviously, so I could. go real Miami Vicy. Yeah, it was a good. time, man. It was fun. But yeah, my. balls were almost completely out there. I mean, and obviously. >> kitten kaboodle. >> Yeah, the whole thing. >> They hated pool or.

>> uh it was a lot further of a fall than I. thought it was going to be. Sure. >> Yeah. How was it right there? Was it. like was it when you got up there was. Okay, this is a little a little taller. than I thought this would feel. >> Uh didn't look down really. Looked at. students a lot. Looked out when I was. doing the home. Oh, then they spell out. C A N E S canes. But the Sebastian move. is a lot of that. didn't look down. Uh. kind of had a little bit of a worrisome. when I put the microphone down. >> Sure. >> And I like almost look down. You look. down, your your eyes are connected to. your brain. There's almost a natural.

reaction of like, oh, what are we even. thinking about doing? So, for me, I got. to just go. So, I didn't even look down. But midway through, I certainly thought. to myself, um, wow, this is further than. I thought it was going to be. I'm still. falling right now, you know. And, uh, >> I'm happy it tough. Yeah. No, no. bruises. They told me if I cannonball. there was a chance I would have blew my. uh. >> my butthole out. >> Is that what they told you? Yeah, I that. thing would be. especially if I'm sitting sitting that. thing down. Was thinking about doing the.

back flip I guess cuz Mark Rick head. coach formerly did back flips off that. thing to to wow up there rowdy up the uh. student section or whatever. Thought. about doing that cuz I have done that. off top turnbuckle and things like that. But then if you over rotate there that's. catastrophe break every bone in your. face. That's certainly catastrophe. And. right there, I didn't have a mic on. I. said, "Coach Corso, this pencil is for. you." Okay. And the reason why I did a. pencil, uh, is cuz, first of all, I. thought it was sweet to honor Coach. Corso like that, but also the thought of. just dying up there was much less.

>> Yeah, sure. >> With the pencil. So, >> a good move. >> That's how it all came together, AJ. And, uh, what a day. Then I get to my. phone like 20 minutes later, you know, cuz I'm drenched. My phone and my shit's. everywhere. And uh I'm like, man, I. wonder how many people think I'm the. worst human on earth for doing that, you. know? Like I I was like, look at this. guy. I thought there was going to be a. lot positive reaction. Very very. thankful for that. And then as the bus. is heading to the FBO, the airport to. get back to Indie for Wrestle Palooa, I.

got a call from Coach Corso and it's. like coach Corso I he and I certainly. got along friendly very much so would. ask him questions, would help. I think. good relationship is how it would be. described. But I've only known him here. the last couple years. You know, I. haven't known him for 30 years like. everybody else, 20 years for everybody. else. So him calling me unprompted out. of nowhere was awesome. And right behind. me there is our last show rundown of. picks that we had at Ohio State. And uh. I asked him to sign it with his tyone uh.

Condora pencil whenever he was done. And. he says now your turn Pat like literally. to me it's like a uh a pretty cool. moment. And that call from him. I I got. emotional. It was a it was a crazy day. And then Russell Palooa was happening in. Indianapolis with WWE and ESPN coming. together and it's like man there's a lot. of insane [ __ ] happening. I'm incredibly. grateful and thankful and also pumped. my balls didn't show and uh. >> I think that's a big deal. You know what. I mean, AJ? >> Yeah, that's what they were very worried. what uh that you would spread your legs.

and and that's when you're you know it. would just what water would go up. through your butt through your mouth and. you would just explode or what? >> Yeah, I mean maybe. I didn't think that. because the one thing's connected to the. other thing and then the other thing. connected to the thing. Isn't there like. a thing in there that's like 10 miles or. something? Your stomach would explode if it went. through your butthole. Uh probably more. so than just come out your mouth. >> No, it'd be like uh what they did on. Jackass where they was just get all the. stuff out of you. >> They're talking bruised feet. >> Oh yeah. >> If I was to do that. I mean all these.

things were being talked about like hey. this is this I watched uh a military I. think it was the Marines URA. I think it. was them jumping out of copper like what. you do with your your [ __ ] So I just. tried to tried to mimic that and uh yeah. body feels good. >> So that was your first time jumping off. something that high. >> No. So we jumped off pier in Pittsburgh. It was down on what was that road? >> Shadow barking. >> Yeah, barking road. It was into a river, but it was it was always night. >> They would say different. So that's 20. feet. Oh, it's 40 feet. You had no idea. It was black. And then all you would.

hope is it's a river, so you don't hit. anything pretty real. Obviously jumped. off a steel cage at NXT. I've jumped off. things before out of a plane. You know, I've done that. But it's it's always. just can't. >> just do it. >> Can't look. Can't look. Just got to go. Like the pier couldn't see [ __ ] Pitch. black into a river. It's like this. hindsight. >> That's wild. >> Pretty terrible decision. >> You're also you're also not a huge like. swim in water guy, >> you know? So it's like that's you I mean. I assume you you went right down to the. bottom. Yeah.

>> Thought my ears were going to explode. >> Yeah. I I imagine. >> as I was going down I'm like way too low. right now. Way too low. Kept going. Kept. going. Touched bottom. Also speedo right. back to where it was. But this time. cheeks too. >> Yep. >> Oh yeah. >> We are. >> And you were gassed. I mean you ran so. far and climbed up like three flights. there. >> Thank you. I got a text from Whitey, uh, West Virginia legend, host of the Old. Grad podcast. He said, uh, you just. literally did a fireman work like a. firefighter. You just did the. firefighter super challenge. You. sprinted, then you did the. >> talking the whole time.

>> Yeah, it was. I'm very thankful I got to. do it. Shout out to Miami. That was a. lot of fun. I'm happy we made it. Go. ahead. Now we just. >> Yep. Exactly. >> You know, >> one off high dive. You all saw it. >> Yeah. >> Do I have to do it again? We did it. >> No way. Already did it. We're going to. do an Olympic thing someday. They'll. have that high dive and I'll be like, "That was so much fun when I got to do. it. going to copy it. You've already. done it. >> Oh, it's not going to be tan lines. Everybody needs to relax. I fell asleep. in Puerto Rico. >> What are you going to do? >> They look good. >> I fell asleep in Puerto Rico. You know, that's uh. >> It's all right. >> That was day one I got down there. >> Yeah, >> you should have seen what that felt like.

day two down here up here. It is crazy. that I guess like my whole body could be. that tan if I just fell asleep in Puerto. Rico for 3 to four hours. >> Yeah, there you go. because I had those. shorts on, >> you know, had sunglasses on with a hat. up here, >> a towel over my body, just kind of. passed out, maybe on some vitamins. And. I'll tell you, you saw where I didn't. cover myself. >> Yeah. >> Still there. That's what, a month and a. half ago? Two months ago. >> I don't want to think about the worries. of that. >> Say some plays no games. >> Yeah. Yeah. No, it doesn't.

>> Joining us now, ladies and gentlemen, we. made him wait through that entire thing. We apologize. He will be on the Monday. Night Football coverage, I do believe, this evening. He's an ESPN pundit. He's. an Emmy award winner. Ladies and. gentlemen, Petra. >> Whoa. Where are you at? >> The hell? >> I'm in Baltimore. I'm in Baltimore, my. friend. This is the Baltimore skyline. behind me. I found this on Google. images. >> I like that. Good play. Pay homage to. the Baltimore folks. Have you been down. to Jimmy's Famous Seafood? I don't think. it's in this shot, but it should be. >> It is not. Jimmy has been very good to.

me and my family in the past. We get. some packages some time to time whenever. you talk positively about the Ravens, but we have not been there yet. Um, I. love Jimmy's seafood, but I also love. being in Baltimore. I just took a walk. around the Inner Harbor this morning. Fresh air, beautiful. We got a great one. tonight, dude. >> Okay, so you say you talk positive about. Baltimore. Jimmy's Famous will take care. of you tonight. Are you talking positive. about the Baltimore Ravens? How do you. feel about this evening's game? >> Yeah, this evening's game is a really. good one. It's a great one that we have. in week three on Monday night, but. really it's between two teams that.

silenced a lot of people after week one. And I look at this one to me, if you're. Lamar Jackson, you one of the best. Monday Night Football quarterbacks of. all time. He's never thrown an. interception on Monday Night Football. He's 7-2. He's got this great record. He's also 24-2 against the NFC. Nothing. is going to be accomplished tonight by. beating the Detroit Lions in week three. It's not like you're going to look at. your resume and say, "Well, he didn't do. this, he didn't do this, he didn't do. this, but he beat the Lions in week. three of the 2025 season." That said, when you're looking at the what the.

Bills are doing up there in the AFC East. and you're looking to hold serve and you. know how important home field is in. these playoffs, I think this game does. matter in the big picture. And I also. think that they're looking to make a. statement on national TV after giving up. that loss in the way the defense played. against Buffalo in week one. >> Go ahead, AJ Shriggs. What about this. Detroit Lions team? I believe you came. on this program and said you think. there's a chance that they do not make. the playoffs this year if I'm not. mistaken. Uh, what do you think's on the. line for them tonight? And how do you. think they're going to look? >> Yeah, I went from being like Mr. Lions,

everyone loving me in Detroit because I. was on this ride until now being public. enemy number one. The truth of the. matter was I thought the NFC was loaded. at the top and I wasn't sure how this. team would respond to the loss of Ben. Johnson and obviously Aaron Glenn. Well, week one, I'm not saying I look like a. genius, but there were serious. questions. Week two, they shut me up and. they shut a lot of pundits up and that. offense looked awesome and it looked. like the Ben Johnson off offense. That. said, if they go out there tonight and. they don't do that and now we're one and. two, you're in a bit of a hole. What.

they got in their favor though was that. the Browns silenced the Packers last. night and of course we know that the. Vikings have a tough trip to Dublin and. they're going to have to go up against. the Steelers. Like this might be one of. those years where it's an 18week season. and it's going to come down to the final. week. I didn't have the Lions in the. playoffs at the start of the season. They play like they did last week. against Chicago. I'll look like an idiot. come January. >> Absolutely. A lot of us will for a lot. of the things we say throughout in the. entirety of an NFL season. Last year it. came down to the last week obviously. between the Vikings and the Lions to.

decide who was number one in the NFC or. who was going to get fifth place in the. NFC which almost changed a rule because. of how great that NFC North is. Excited. to see what Lions team we have tonight. You talked about the Packers losing to. the Browns. This Browns defense may be. generational in this entire thing. whenever it's said and done, what. they're able to do at home, plus what. they're able to do to everybody. This. Packers team was hottest team in the. NFL. We thought maybe Packers might go. on and win it all because of who they. were at the beginning of the season. Michael was the perfect little kickstart. to an entire operation of greatness and.

then they go and have to deal with this. How do you feel about the Browns and. what do you think the Browns look like. for the rest of the year? >> Well, here's the other part of it. Packers didn't play since Thursday. So, the Packers had like 10 days to prepare. They're riding high. There's talk of. undefeated season and then they commit. 14 penalties. 14 penalties. Uh looked absolutely out. of sorts and that's a credit to this. Cleveland defense. I I I mean if you. watch the Browns it's basically if the. if the offense doesn't screw things up, they're going to be in every game. It.

last week the offense screwed things up. There were turnovers galore and then the. Ravens were able to capitalize late and. that score got out of control. But if. you look at weeks one and three, like. this Browns defense, what they did to. Joe Burrow in week one, I mean Joe. Burrow, they had seven yards in the. second half of week one and then to see. this offense that was lighting it up the. first two weeks just go completely. silent sudden and Mason Graham like. rookie all over the place and then on. offense Judkins gets in the game 94. yards. I if the Browns don't screw it up. on offense, they're going to be in every.

single game this season and they're. going to be a pain in the ass to play. because that defense is so good. Nightmare for the AFC North is Cleveland. Browns. Just late in the season gonna. have to get Who do you have to get. through? Uh the Browns. Are they gonna. make the playoffs? No. All right. Steelers should win that one. Steelers. fans are like, >> "Excuse me, do you know who they paid 40. million a year to on defensive side of. that ball. He is a game record. He will. take [ __ ] over whenever he wants." And. let alone them blocking a kick late in. special teams and then going on to hit.

another kick. It's like, is there a. couple different phases that are elite. for the Cleveland Browns right now? And. then are they going to be able to figure. out how to make that offense? Is it the. future time or is Joey Flacco just going. to be the guy that rides the Browns to. the playoffs for another year? Now, let's talk about a team that maybe had a. little bit of success, a little bit of. an upside, also a big-time contract to a. head coach. Go ahead, Debb. >> Yeah, talk about the future. Ben. Johnson, Caleb Williams, they look good. against the Dallas Cowboys. Now, what's. your thoughts on that? Is it more the. Cowboys just absolutely stinking on.

defense or maybe is Caleb Williams. possibly turning a corner here with Ben. Johnson? >> I think it's a combination of both. I. think the Cowboys are horrendous on. defense right now and they to figure. their stuff out. But let's not take. anything away from Caleb and from Ben. Johnson. Look, that team bought in on. Ben Johnson's entire summer of dewiring. them and then rewiring them into what he. wanted them to be. And the first two. weeks it didn't look like that was going. to be anything. and yet they stayed. committed to it and it all came to. fruition yesterday. I love the fact that.

you saw DJ Moore in the back field three. or four times. I love the fact that they. ran that weird looking flea flicker. I. love the fact that they gave up zero. sacks. That means that this team stuck. with themselves and they didn't come. unraveled after that week 2 loss to. Detroit. It was so personal with Ben. Johnson going back to Detroit. But I. think we underestimated how much the. Lions wanted to beat him and how much. that Lions team was was hearing the. noise after that week one loss to the. Packers. To come out week three with. Brady and Birkhard on the call, national. audience, and to be the ones to actually.

light it up and do it with the way that. the Lions played last year. I mean, Caleb looked great yesterday. Great. And. there was some signs of greatness in. those first two weeks. You have to feel. energized as a Bears fan. At least this. thing is not hopeless and they're going. to be on the right track. They committed. to Ben Johnson's offense and it proved. to be working just fine once they got. things going. >> Yeah, the Dallas Cowboys obviously. there's a different conversation. happening for them and that's rude. because maybe the Chicago Bears team did. find it and they're actually a good. team. Caleb Williams had his best day on.

the field in the locker room. He almost. messed up the first ever win for the. head coach thing. Almost missed him with. the throw. >> and called it the wrong title win. >> Yeah. I mean it was just it was a whole. thing. But hey, didn't know he was. focused on the game. >> That's right. >> Wasn't focused on celebrations with Ben. Johnson. Also like the fact that Ben. Johnson's thing is good, better, best. Never let it rest till your good is. better and your better is best because. I've been actually saying that my entire. life. Uh. >> really? Yes. >> Is that a is that like a high school? I. never heard that. And he he rattled that. thing off and I was like, "Oh, I like. that. I'm going to write that down." But.

you knew that one. >> Yeah. I I guess I would assume somebody. said that one time around me and I was. like, "Yep, bars.". >> Who said that? >> Yeah. I don't know who said it. And I. think I've always just said it because. it's just, you know, it's a lot. But. then if you listen to it, it's like, "Oh, that's a pretty good little. saying." And I love that Ben Johnson is. just taking that to the entire team. I. like that any coach is kind of using. that as their rally cry. And uh if they. nail it in there, let's go. >> Hell yeah. He's an absolute maniac. And. I you know what? I may be in the. minority. I like Caleb's post game. Hey, man. He was hyped. He was excited. First.

home win. Don't give him an easy pass. >> Oh, you're right. Your ass up there. He. was impersonating the flea flicker that. the toss back to him. >> Yeah. And we remember from last year, he's a big hip hip hurray guy. So, you. know, you got to let him kind of grow. with the celebration. >> First victory at all. And, you know, good little touch there. I appreciate. it. Looked like they got along, too, which I think is a big conversation. You. know, Caleb and Ben getting along, showing respect, I think, is good. Maybe. the Bears are on the up and up. Congrats, Ben. >> Congrats, Ben. Let's talk about maybe on. Don. Go ahead, Tone.

>> Yep. The Bears looked really, really. good against Cowboys. You know who else. looked really, really good against. Cowboys? Russell Wilson. And then he. looked like [ __ ] in weeks one and three. So, um, when are we going when are when. are we and your New York Giants going to. Jackson dark strikes because this this. was not it last night? I mean, there was. there was many interceptions. There was. balls into the 18th row. There was balls. into the locker room. Uh, how do you. feel about your Giants in the. quarterback position? >> You know, the interesting thing is the. offensive line actually played pretty. well yesterday. So, this was the, you. know, the the big excuse was, well, the.

offensive line sucks. Anybody behind. that offensive line is going to. struggle. Offensive line, they did their. job. I know Andrew Thomas only played. about 25 snaps, but he and Marcus Mibo. kept that defensive line from Russ. It. was unfortunate that they couldn't score. there in the red zone at the end and. those four passes were what they were. I. There's never going to be a good time to. put Jackson Darden in. You and Adam. Shfter, you guys went over the schedule. in the first hour of this show. It. there's not going to be an opportune. time where, hey, this makes sense. This. is the this is the moment. This is the. window. What I took away from last.

night's broadcast and we talked so much. last week about the value of a. production meeting. Well, Chris. Collinsworth was absolutely glowing. about how the Giants are talking about. Jackson Dart behind the scenes that they. go into the facility and he's like the. way they're talking about this dart, you. know, and so they obviously know. internally that Dart is trending. upwards. The question is when do you. want to throw them into the mix? I look. at that schedule, there's not going to. be a great time. So, this is going to be.

on Brian Dable and it's going to be his. decision. I think Russ has played fine. I think obviously if you look at what. happened last night, they didn't get the. the plays they needed in the red zone, but they're moving the ball up and down. the field and Scatteraboo looked like he. can play. The truth of the matter is. they're going to have to put Darden at. some point if they continue to lose just. to salvage this fan base. And that's not. a knock on Russ. The fan base wants to. see him. And if you listen to. Collinssworth last night, they're. absolutely giddy in that building over. what they're seeing from Jackson Dart in. practice. So at this point, you're 0. and3. I know it's not ideal to play the.

Chargers next week in that defense, which is unbelievable, but it might. never be ideal. And in the NFL, there's. a lot of good defenses. So let's roll. the dice. >> Well, you go down to New Orleans, too, maybe with a game of experience and. maybe be able to pick up one that you. might be able to win down the South, too. Let that heat hit you a little bit. like your Jackson Dart crowd. You talk. about salvaging the fan base. Booze for. us. Cheers for Jackson. Yeah. I mean, that is just like there the fans are. almost like, "Well, what do we even. draft a guy for?" You know, and this. isn't the first time this has happened.

This has certainly been on uh multiple. occasions where the fans go, "Hey, we're. done with this guy. We would like to see. this guy. This is what we did." Will Day. and Shane say, "All right, let's go with. it." I'm excited. Guy is iced out every. week. Great idea. >> They put him in a few times, Pat. And. it's basically like Jackson darts in, then he lowers his shoulder and gets. absolutely crushed by a defensive. lineman. You're like, "No, no, no. That's that's not what we That's Let's. Let him throw the ball. >> You were happy he's on." Yes. But. >> we like that, but I don't I don't need. him as a battering ram with his head.

down like running into a 350lb guy. I. would also add the Giants are the only. team in football that has a kicker be, you know, hurt in pregame two years in a. row. And this thing was crazy. >> Crazy. And this happened last year. against Washington. So, you get Art. Stapleton tweeting that, hey, wait, you. know, in pregame warm-ups, Graham Gnau's. hurt. They they're going to have to go. to, you know, Jamie Gillan again, and. the Scottish Hammer is going to have to. kick and it's blocked right away. And. that that kick would have been blocked. >> Yeah, it was awesome. >> This is this is like bad news Bears. stuff when it happens year after year.

after year. And that's what the Giants. fans are booing about. like what when. we've got a a league where there's, you. know, guys kicking 64 yard field goals. in their sleep, the Giants can't even, you know, have a a kicker dressed. It's understandable to be frustrated on. national TV when that's the case. >> I think that's what Dball said. And if. you watched uh Bruce Brown's Twitter. account last night is I was riding. alongside the Giants. >> Yeah, >> remember I picked Bruce Brown and the. points with the Giants. You know, why. not here? I just watched what they did. with the Cowboys. I was a lot close. They're 0 and2 but you know exactly.

>> you know they kind of go another way. which everybody spins it in their fan. base. Bruce tweeted immediately not. gonna be able to win this game without. kicker. >> No chance. >> no chance over before it starts over. during the defensive introductions. >> Unbelievable. I don't know what happened. to Graham. He was able to kick in the. second half. >> He was up and hits the 20 to the 25 y. and he's he's wailing in pain and it's. like what is going on right now? >> We hope he's okay though obviously. Straight. Yeah we do. Yeah, you do, Shregs. You hope he's okay. And we. >> He's a great kicker.

>> You hope he's okay. Yeah, you hope he. gets healthy. And Shrags obviously his. first feeling was, >> man, I hope he gets healthy. >> for everything he's done for the Giants. When we stunk, Graham Gau is really the. only good player we had. >> That's right. >> For a while. But it'd be nice if this. [ __ ] guy could make it to a game. >> I didn't say that. >> Yes, you did. Yes, you did. All right. Uh, on the other side, go ahead, Khan. >> Yeah, Shs. Chiefs. Uh not really a great. showing for them either. Obviously, they. won the game, get their first one of the. year, but we were talking earlier about.

uh that schedule you mentioned. I'm now. blanking on it. That has the murderers. row, the Giants, though. And the Chiefs. also do not have an easy schedule coming. up. They go Ravens, Jags, Lions, Raiders, Commanders. Um bunch of tough. games. That that's about uh three and. five, maybe four and four. And in there, you know, Rasheed Rice gets back. Are we. relying on Rasheed Rice as people who. have to watch the Chiefs to make them. look good because it's looked awful? And.

what's going on with Kelsey? Why is. this, you know, connection that him and. Mahomes have not going well? And then, of course, him and Andy Reid just kind. of getting into it not as big of a deal. because they've done this before. But. why doesn't it look good for Kansas City. whatsoever? >> Yeah, they don't have the weapons right. now. I think that's fair to say. I mean, Spags' defense showed up last night and, you know, they they did their job, but. gosh, you're you're watching these long. 15 play 16 play drives, settling for. field goals. That's not the Chiefs we we.

grew to know and and really to. appreciate as a team that's in prime. time every single night. Now, this is a. a squad that gets back two very. important people in Rasheed Rice and. Xavier Worthy. And you'd like to think, you know, Taekquin Thornton making those. two catches and having the third that. was ruled an incomplete but was an. absolutely uh incredible attempt. They. now have three options and Hollywood. Brown and you don't have to rely on. Kelsey and Noah Gray so much underneath. But the offense isn't what it was and I. think the Chiefs would tell you that. it's not ideal. I think what's.

interesting is they let DeAndre Hopkins. walk. It's interesting because I think. we knew they were going to have issues. They got Hopkins last year. He loved. being a Chief. they go the distance and. they didn't sign him back. He's now in. Baltimore making incredible plays, looking like the Hall of Famer that he. might be. So, I would say just hang. tight, hold serve, and when you get. Worthy and Rice back, let's let's judge. the offense there. I mean, this is their. best wide receiver. They lost a. suspension a week before the season and. then their 1A. He goes down three plays. into the NFL season. So, hang tight.

there. I don't think a lot of teams. would be able to look as good as they. usually would without their top two. receiving options on the field. What an. incredible incredible play here by. Patrick Mahomes after a horrendous play. That was the second time he thrown it. backwards. But go ahead and making a. tackle and stripping the ball at the. same time on O'Kee was a hell of a play. there by Patrick Mahomes. But I think. the reason why we all wonder if they're. going to be okay cuz it doesn't look. good. Like last year it didn't look. good. For a long time they were winning. Now it's like are they still winning? Are they still going to be able to win. like that? And then bringing back their.

two weapons. I hope that's the case cuz. I think the Chiefs is still the Chiefs. until I see that the Chiefs isn't the. Chiefs. Watch them last night though. I. thought to myself a lot of different. times, doesn't feel like the Chiefs. Still the Chiefs, but I believe. >> Yeah. >> Do you? >> I believe. >> You picked the stinky Giants. >> Cover. We're doing spreads. Don't be an. amateur. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> What is this push league? >> Yeah. What do you think? >> They would have covered with the kicker. debut. Don't you forget about that. >> Yeah, cuz Graham Gau hurt his groin. quad. >> Good point. A good point. >> Fair point. >> Russ straight off 450. I guess. >> Russ threw the ball off the uprights.

>> Fourth down. Fourth quarter. Well, last. hope. That's guys going down swinging. >> First down throw. >> Yes. Part of the first. the first down throw into the tunnel was. >> that's 20 probably from everybody that's. playing on Friday right there. That's 20. from everybody that's playing. Normally. you're throwing from the 20. You did it. from the 15 just as good. I I think. that's a no doubter that that hit the. crossbar cuz every once in a while there. is a little bit of a decision cuz did it.

hit the back part that's kind of going. Did it hit the upright or did it hit the. crossbar? Feels like that one did hit. the underside and kind of skip under. there. And remember, you're throwing. that to the crossbar. Remember, there's. nobody going there, but that is where. you're throwing it to. >> Fourth and goal. >> I'm sick of this Giants gimmick. >> What? >> I'm done with it. It sucks. We've been. watching poopy Giants prime time. football for what feels like 10 years. It stinks. It should be the team and the. Jets. I guess they should play at 1:00. only. I get it. these they have these.

massive markets and there's on. Saturdays. >> Yeah. On Saturdays. Boom. And there's. money involved and all that stuff. The. Jets and Giants should not be allowed to. play prime time football for the rest of. time until something good happens for. them. >> CW. Oh yeah. Throw them on the Cub. I. love that idea. The the the teams of the. CW, the Big Apple. Oh my god. And then. we get big numbers cuz everybody in New. York would watch and then the rest of us. have no idea where that is. >> Yeah. And then those teams can just. slowly drift away. And you know what we.

do? We put them both on boats and then. they go to London. They become the. London teams. And we re. >> on CW. >> Yeah. >> And then the NFL can tell CW, "Congrats, you're the international team's home. base here in the United States of. America." CW's pulling New Jersey, New. York, the tri-state area in there. They're doing big numbers. And us, >> we don't have to watch. And guess what. becomes the team of New York, baby. The. real team of New York. >> Goodell. The Buffalo, get on it. Okay, last question. We know.

you have to go to work. We apologize, Shre. Go ahead. >> Good. I like this, >> Shanks. Early on, the Colts have kind of. been the talk of the NFL. Hey, this. might be the best team in the league. They're going to win the Super Bowl. Uh, after yesterday, I think it's maybe safe. to say the the Texans may stink. Uh, they it just is what it is, unfortunately. They may stink. They're 0. and three. The Jags, on the other hand, I think we're still kind of curious. about what they can do. Liam Cohen and, you know, Trevor Lawrence. Are these. guys right for each other? Do they like. each other? Do they get along? Can he.

get Trevor to the next step early on. here with them at two and one? Do you. think that the Jags could, you know, potentially go on a little run at the. end of the year? And then on the flip. side, uh, do the Vikings or I mean, do. the Texans stink? >> Well, I would say neither CJ Strad nor. Trevor Lawrence would have signed up for. their first three weeks the way they. have gone. Neither one has played well. Uh the Brian Thomas, Trevor Lawrence. connection doesn't look to be like it. was last year. And Travis Hunter is. barely making an impact on either side. of the ball because some weeks he's.

playing corner and a little bit of a. receiver. Some weeks he's playing. receiver and a little bit of a corner. Hasn't really looked like the value of a. number two overall pick yet. And that. said, they've got two wins. The locker. room scenes have been electric. afterwards. Shod Khan has has basically. proclaimed love to Liam Cohen after two. different wins. and they're they're going for it like we. we're doing it. So you look at the. standings that's it. Houston made a very. interesting change over the off. seasonason. Now we know trading Laram. Tonsel was a headscratcher for those who. are like well this game this team is a.

squad that went to the divisional round. two two years in a row. Why would you. trade your best lineman? But to get rid. of Bobby Slowick who in hindsight now. was with CJ Strad as a rookie as his. offensive coordinator was with Strad as. a secondyear player got him to the to. the divisional round. that is a team. that's like we're one step away. We need. to pull the rip cord out and we're going. to go and we're going to hire someone. else. Now Nick Kayley is really. respected around the league and is a. very very like high I guess you'd say.

highly valued resource to a lot of. people who have worked with him. I'm not. knocking him yet. I'm just saying this. connection hasn't looked good. Nick Chub. is suddenly the number one back and. obviously you're wondering well Nick. Chub hasn't been that guy in two years. coming off major injuries. Can he do it? And Nico Collins played great, but where. else are we getting offense from on this. team? So, I would have serious concerns. if I am the Houston Texans that the. offense has just looked so inept through. three weeks when last year they were. knocking on the doorstep.

>> a couple times the last two seasons. being in the final four of the AFC. >> Yeah. They're saying he's CJ Stouch. >> What? >> Yeah. CH at the end instead of D. >> Geez. Like Grouch. >> They're saying CJ Stro. No, that's what. they're saying. >> They're saying CJ Stro. >> It's only his third year. I think it's. [ __ ]. >> Well, I think that's why I saw Michael. kid Gilchrist. I saw a lot of uh NBA. memes with one year good play. >> Hey CJ, that's not fair. >> Come on, CJ. Still in there.

>> Jamal Murray. Jamal Murray. >> The look, you know, the look alikes. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. The the guy with the. braids and CJ jersey. That needs to stop. right now. Okay. That's not him. People. are saying he's basically turned into, you know, a 45year-old, you know, sack. of shite. >> Imp impostor. Did you Did you see the. Bieber imposter over there in Vegas? >> That that was people should have figured. that one out. I I don't know. >> I don't know. I I think I was pretty. good.

>> I do. I think we do know. >> Okay. So, let's say you're with us. Okay. Let's say we're doing a boys trip. to Vegas. Shrekes is there. Wheel and. Dylan. We're having a good time. >> This thing pops up on the stage. 2 a.m. You don't think we're thinking? >> Yeah. You immediately. I don't think. anybody was questioning. >> I like my peaches out of Georgia. Yeah. >> Yes, you do. That is exactly what we're. doing. Nobody said anything from the new. album. That's crazy. >> Yeah, exactly. >> I like that. Daisies. >> Okay. Yeah, me too. Yeah, that song's.

really good. What's it sound like? >> What's it sound like? >> You sing it. >> I'm not going to go there. >> Come on, dude. >> Oh, you're kind of feeling it a little. >> I don't know the words. >> Yeah. Oh, you don't know the words. Okay. See, that's the problem. We all. need to start learning the new stuff. Support Beams through all of his. different stages. Ain't that right, Foxy? >> Tik Tok likes the new album. I know that. for sure. But I don't. >> Only thing that matters. >> Hey, Beeps, keep doing it, dude. >> Baby Be like you. >> All right. We appreciate the hell out of. you, Shregs. Have fun tonight, buddy. >> Hey, I just want to say you were talking. about the the dive, dude. Thank you for. making sports fun. Thank you for being.

electric. Thank you for remembering this. is supposed to be fun and happy. You. bring joy, dude. We so appreciate it. >> You're the man. That is very kind of you. to say. You do the same, ladies and. gentlemen. Emmy award winner Peter. >> Shriger. [Applause]. >> I mean that was. >> true. Sports are fun. Sports should be. fun. You're right. >> Yeah. What do we do this for? >> Yeah. >> Good times, competition. Hell yeah. >> Kicking somebody's ass. >> That's right. >> You know. Yeah. That's what we like. doing. I also like everybody coming.

together. One cause. Felt like that down. in Miami. Everybody was in the same. direction. Everybody president all the. way down to student just got on campus. to friend of student from Maine who's on. campus who misses kick twice for 500. grand for the boys. >> good kick. >> sec first one had a little thump second. one good thump never had the trajectory. but I like the uh change that he made. could tell he was an athlete could tell. he was athletic uh cuz he changed the. trajectory a little bit for the second. one that's the first one I thought he. was going to bank that in as that thing. was flying off the wall I'm like [ __ ] I.

got to get this. >> that's literally all I'm thinking about. the entire time and then for him to hit. the second going after the chain. Uh the. way he did obviously gave a little bit. of a thrill, but. >> 500,000 for the boys. As soon as I heard. this is for the whole I'm like. >> got to do this. I like what we're doing. here for the boys. Angie let him down. So now he's going to get [ __ ] talked by. the boys forever. >> So that's good too for the boys. So. everything was a win-win there. Happy it. happened. Very thankful for Miami. Miami. gets huge win. That caps off big. storyline from the weekend. Tone. >> Yeah. Let's start down there where the. game day was in Miami. Miami wins 26-7.

And the defense and the run game was the. story of the night. Uh Hembo sent in in. the stats and you're seeing them right. there. Florida was 0 for13 on third down. uh for 14 total yards. Laguay had 12. completions which toted totaled minus. seven area yards. It was just the the. the score was not as bad as it should. have been. 267 is when it ended, but it. was closer than that on the scoreboard. for a lot of it. Miami just dominated in. the trenches all night long. It was a. huge win for them 26 to7 there. >> Feels like the used back.

>> Yes, it does. >> Feels like the USB. athletes everywhere. Uh the vibes, you know, everything about. >> the trenches are just they they just. dominated. >> Michael Irving on the siren. He didn't. lie. >> Almost cranked that. He said he was. going to try to break that thing. He. certainly did. And I think he did the. exact movement in his video when he. didn't have it. That's being able to. something just happened. That's being. able to uh put yourself in a situation. That's right. The reason why the. playmaker was so good is cuz he was able. to visualize the games before they even. happened. So the big time catches, the. big time plays we've seen, that's not.

first time those has happened. they've. happened in his brain because we saw him. do this exact thing in his office it. looks like where he does all this [ __ ]. and he was able to get that in there and. uh it's alive down there in Coral. Gables. I love that Miami team and. Florida now has a lot of questions about. what they're going to do going forward. Go ahead. >> Another team we love, let's go from. Florida up to Oklahoma where they hosted. Auburn. The final score here was 2417. The story of this one kind of similar to. the Oklahoma Mission game is where it's. it's John Matir and Matier does enough.

and the offense does enough and then. that Oklahoma defense they had nine. sacks on Jackson Arnold. The the. Oklahoma Dline just feasted all day long. and the Matier makes enough plays with. his arms and legs to get the 2417 win. and cover on. >> Was that a hideout that first touchdown? Is that what we just saw? >> Yes, that was that was the one that uh. the SEC came out. They put Yeah, they. put out the statement it should have. been a 15 yard penalty. whatever blah. blah blah. >> Hey, it was touch on Saturday come. between do they have the same rule. inside the number go out?

>> Yeah, you got to check tried to call a. timeout too and they didn't give. Auburn's coach a timeout. It was Hugh. Free. God bless you, but I'm not happy. >> I think Auburn though Auburn should come. away. I think Auburn's a good football. team. Oklahoma just made more plays in. that one. >> I said this on game day. I think. Oklahoma best team in in the country. Now Oregon, we're going to find out. Penn State, we're about to find out. There's a lot of big-time games that are. coming around. Indiana might be the. goddamn team this year. >> There's a team in Texas and it's not in. Austin. >> Texas Tech. Holy [ __ ] They spent a lot.

of money. They're very good. Actually, that's one of the storylines of the. weekend. >> Yeah, some of those are on there. But. first, we got to go to the busing bull. Uh Michigan came down to Nebraska. The. final was 30-27. And we talked to coach Rule this this. week and the one thing that he was. worried about was the rushing defense. and he should have been worried about. that. Nebraska gave up 290 yards on the. ground. Um Raiola had pressure in his. face all day long, but uh Michigan wins. 30-27. on the ground. >> I could have I mean a couple of these. were some big gaping holes. AJ Michigan.

running like that got a lot of games. until the big one at the end. Are you. worried about Michigan maybe finding its. stride here? >> Uh no, they definitely will find their. stride. I think their offense is. awesome. And how do you ever play any. kind of match or man-to-man coverage. when you have a quarterback like. Underwood that's going to just tuck it. and run anytime you turn your back on. him? Yeah, I would be worried about. stopping this offense. >> That's three touchdowns untouched. That. is uh What the hell are we think? I. can't wait to talk to Coach R. What was. What was the uh. >> the Justice Haynes first touchdown, the. 75 yard one was ridiculous.

>> Okay, so Michigan might be for real. Will Compton's bald owes 50 grand to. Michigan's NIL. And then also, I guess. he has seceded the 1997 co-title to. Michigan. He has. I don't think the rest. of Nebraska, but he said he will not. consider himself a 1997 national. champion anymore, which I knew that was. tough for him to give up. >> I knew that was tough for him to give. up. He actually looks good bald, Will. You don't look bad, brother. Especially. Especially with the new rig, you know,

that you got done. You look You look. good, Will. Good battle out of the boys. The busting with the I also appreciate. the Michigan team with the trophy. >> actually. >> Hey, celebrating. >> Yeah, I like that. That's good, AJ. That's good. Great. It's awesome that. they Yeah. That just came out of like. their brains and all of a sudden it's a. part of the both teams. Like it's a. legit real thing. >> And good for college ball. >> Mhm. >> You know, the more trophies better. >> Like the platypus trophy out there. Oregon, Oregon State. >> That's right. >> You know, it's half duck, half beaver. >> Platypus trophy. It's a big deal.

>> We did seven minutes on that. >> Rightfully so. >> On game day. >> I was mad it wasn't eight. >> Yeah, me too. >> Shocked me. >> First four minutes I'm like, what's. going on here? What What is the deal? this 190 degrees out here. What's going. on? These people are going to die during. this platypus. >> And then I started paying attention. I'm. like, yep, story does need to be told. >> And then Dan Lanning makes an. appearance. >> And I'm like, Lanning's part of it. Obviously, there's going to be an. intense if there's trophy I want to win. I'm like, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Then. they put a picture of that thing up. there and it's like platypus does.

deserve its own segment like this. And. then the troll trophy. Do you see that. one? >> Troll trophy. This thing is god awful. looking, but I understand it's worth a. lot. And the busing bull trophy becoming. a thing is good, obviously. >> Yeah. And you know what else is good? You know what people love? When they. spend money and it works out. Texas Tech. went into Utah. Was a 10 a.m. local. kick, which is I'm sure everyone loved. down there. And Texas Tech had two. quarterbacks play. Baron Morton is the. starter and then Will Hammond came in. when Baron Morton uh got hurt. Uh they. both looked awesome. The Texas Tech.

offense looked awesome. The defense. looked awesome. Money well spent in. Texas Tech for a 3410 win in Utah, which. is not an easy place to play. So to be. clear, a lot of Texas Tech people. telling me all you say is that we spent. money. It's like, well, I'm just saying. that you're a part of 2025 college. football. That's what I'm saying. We say. everybody that is spending money spends. money because it means that their. institution, their boosters, their. people all in. They are spending money, which we need to know. Now, if you spend. money on the wrong guys, >> doesn't matter, right? >> So, we apologize to Texas Tech for I. apologize for not immediately being. like, "Yep, Texas Tech is for real.".

What they did to Utah in Utah, Texas. Tech is for real. They able to go in. there. the mighty Utah student section. 10 a.m. local and do that to them. I'm. impressed with them. And it does feel. like they spent the money on the right. pieces, you know, and the backup. quarterback is a guy is what everybody's. saying, >> dude. When Will Hammond came in, as soon. as he gets into the huddle, the there. was juice. It wasn't like a oh [ __ ]. moment. The old line was pat him on the. back. It was good vibes. And he just. started throwing seeds. I didn't know he. could run. And maybe that's cuz he's. white and has red hair and he's from.

Texas, but he was moving on a couple of. those. In those highlight films, there. was one he threw a dagger touchdown. That was a backshoulder dart. I don't. know how Texas Tech feels inside the. locker room, but as a outsider just kind. of, hey, Texas Tech's fun to watch. They. better start Will Hammond cuz he is he. >> Yeah, he looked unbelievable. It was fun. to watch their team. And congrats to. them being real. Okay, last storyline of. the weekend. We should have been talking. about Tone. >> Yes. Uh, and a lot of people were asking. this question on the internet after the. game. Uh, who is this year's Indiana?

Oh, maybe it's just Indiana again. uh. cuz they hosted Illinois this week. Illinois was a top 10 team and they won. 63-10. That first that block punt was by Diego. Ponds who is uh all all big 10. quarterback. He's going to be drafted. very high, very good. And then Mendoza. was 21 of 23 for five touchdowns. Sig. had the boys rolling early and often. It. was an classic ass beating. Watch out, Indiana's back again cuz Sig's there. still and and they are rolling. >> Tone, uh I think we talked about this.

beforehand. This is another one of those. where I was surprised everybody picked. Illinois. >> Mhm. >> Uh uh during game day. I got a lot of. picks wrong, but there's a couple that. like are made where I'm like, I didn't. expect this to be this one way. Strictly. because I know everybody respects BMA. and what they're building at Illinois, but like Signetti, you can Google that. [ __ ] Like he does win. Mendoza, good. quarterback. Yeah, >> veteran quarterback. Been there, done. that. And Indiana has become a little. bit of an atmosphere. Okay. It's become. sold that [ __ ] place out. It's like I. thought that was going to be a tough. game for Illinois. Didn't expect that.

though. >> A lot of people thought Indiana was. going to have a bunch of turnover just. because of all the transfers they. brought in last year. No, those. transfers were like two years players. They they they have a lot of guys coming. back. So besides quarterback, basically. the same team. >> and that's the signetti blueprint. >> Yeah. >> Hey, the Big 10's got squads all of a. sudden. We'll continue digitally. This. is wrapping up. Read the onion. Rest in. peace to AJ. >> Yep. >> See you tomorrow. Over reacting to. Monday Night Football. >> Great article. >> That is a great article. >> Fantastic. >> Is there an art is there an art? I just. saw the screen screenshot. >> There's an article. Yeah. Yeah. There's. a right.

>> Oh no. >> AJ, maybe a Halloween costume idea. >> Yeah. Hey, maybe they set me up for a. good Halloween costume. >> Maybe they're thinking for you. Just. know that we would know. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I would like that to be known. >> I had a good buddy, Brad Jones, who I. play with in Green Bay, very awesome. teammate, and we I used to ask him a. lot. Me and Clay would say, "Brad, in. the off season, if you die, like how. many weeks until somebody noticed?" And. sometimes he'd say, "It might be two or. three months until like camp starts. realize I'm not here." So, he just kind. of lives out in the woods, this guy, or.

what? >> Well, he he's just a very unique. character. He's like super duper smart. Lives in Manhattan now, but no one can. ever you can't ever get a hold of him. He just does his own thing. Feeds to his. own drummer, as they say. But he is the. man. >> Yeah, I love that. Love him. Love that. you're not actually dead. And uh love. that the Onion is actually Hey, that's a. huge honor for us, bro. >> That's a huge honor for us. >> Uh all right, let's take a break. We'll. make our picks on the other side. You. feel like you got a good read on it? >> Yes. Really? >> AJ, you feel like you got a good read on. it? It was a bad weekend for both of us.

>> Oh, yeah. I don't know my I don't know. how many I got, but man, it felt like I. didn't have anything. >> You were close to that. >> Oh, man. Every game like, oh, there that. had to be a loss for me. >> Yeah, me too, though. I didn't do great. either, brother. It was a tough weekend. >> Pretty good. >> Seven games, brother. >> Came down to it. So, that I mean, that's. the amount of swings for money that that. could have went. I. >> mean, Rams Eagles. >> Exactly. Very end. Then you think about. Yeah. Jordan Davis. You think about the. blowouts though, too. Like the weekend. was wild. We had.

>> Packers getting beat too. The Packers. been getting beat straight up too at 7. and a half point favorites. >> Insane. But there was blowouts out here. Look at this. Like ass beating. That. doesn't happen. >> No. >> Shut out. Blowout shutout division. It's. crazy. >> That doesn't happen. Six of them. If the. NFL was was told, "Hey, you're going to. have six blowouts in one weekend." The. NFL and everybody would be like, "No. way. That that's not the [ __ ] NFL.". >> Oh, afternoon slate. cuz that that. Saints Seahawks game was like 40 nothing. with like 11 minutes left in the second. quarter and it was just like oh [ __ ].

here we go. Like there was nothing for. that afternoon slate. >> And what the NFL is saying is yeah yeah. yeah six blowouts but also boom bang. How about the thrillers huh? We got. seven of those more on this one than the. first one. Never forget NFL still king. That that is that is literally what the. NFL saying. But it was a wild [ __ ]. weekend. You could have given up on. games. Could have given up on a couple. games cuz it was over. But you would. have never known because how many of. these became [ __ ] games. Like let's. say the Patriots 14 nothing Steelers. early. >> They look like Patriots were [ __ ] no. chance. They come back make a massive.

play. Green Bay Packers 10 zip long time. like two minutes left in the game. >> They they had that entire thing. Yeah. The the LA Rams are up 26-7. >> Yep. 26 on air. >> Could have gave that could have gave up. on that game and it was. >> up by a bunch too. so much of a there's. a lot of [ __ ]. >> I mean last week and it happens every. week but last week the Falcons had the. best defense and they were going to be. unbelievable and then they just got 30. hung on them. >> We don't know [ __ ]. >> Yeah, it's. >> about [ __ ] about here.

>> Not yet. >> But tonight we're going to get it right. >> Hell yeah. >> Good for us. >> Come on, boys. >> All right, we'll make our picks on the. other side. Four and a half point. favorites are the Baltimore Ravens at. home. Over under 53 and a half. It's a. lot of points, man. A lot of points. They think electric fireworks. >> This might this might be like the goof. Rams verse Mahomes. Jeff need that after. last night. >> Yeah, cuz we were kind of punished last. night. >> Last night [ __ ] sucked, man. >> The New York teams, man. I'm. >> We watched a fourth down in a fourth.

quarter. Go off the [ __ ] crossbar. >> Can't [ __ ] have it, man. Not prime. time, man. >> What about the [ __ ] first down? >> Yeah, fourth down. Okay, but [ __ ]. first down. >> What happened on first down? >> He threw [ __ ] Russell threw the ball. into the god darn [ __ ] tunnel. Hit a. guy in a [ __ ] scatter boom jersey. >> I did see that the boys were back. >> They did. >> The Costco boys were back. >> They might just need to roll them out.

onto the actual football field. Actually, funny enough, uh Costco boys. don't help that big justice uh or excuse. me, AJ went back to his old high school, led the boys out on the field, and they. lost my 40. >> No. >> Yeah. He said, "Tonight, we give them. five big boobs boom boom boom boom. boom." Let's go. >> He ran them out and they lost by 40. >> No, that's not real. That feels like. misinformation.

>> 4914. Sorry. There's no way they get. five big booms and then lose. Okay. From. what I've seen, that ain't how that. thing works. >> All right, fine. I don't know what the. score was. >> There's incoming. I just Tone just spoke. to all of us, I believe, and said. there's something coming into the group. text. I assume this is potentially the. five big booms. >> No, it was first down play. >> Okay, first down from Russell Wilson. Okay, this is throwing it into the. tunnel. >> Just drilling it, kid. >> Fourth quarter. Need it. >> Like, need to go quick here, guys. Need. two scores. Let's score some points. Do.

we have it? I believe this was grounding. >> It was. >> [ __ ] it. [Laughter]. >> Into the smart play. You can't take a. sack there. >> Second 10 grounding. >> on first and fourth down. He wasn't. going to get picked. How about Flaco. throwing that pick where they could have. kicked like a 62 y. >> Yeah. >> And instead. go to his left and then just throw the. pick basically and make sure they get. the ball down there. Pretty heavy play. by Joe Flack football.

>> McKenna was getting shipped for not. back. >> No, I know real time that's like why the. [ __ ] did he But he has he hasn't got one. yet this year. So I I get it. >> Hey, they're going to give incentives on. picks. You got to do what you got to do. I guess they're looking out for it. And. then how about Yeah. Golden. What? What? What? What? So. >> I still don't know what happened here. I've been trying to not think about it. >> Just run down the field. >> That's a [ __ ] 95 yard touchdown. Debbie, I mean, you think momentum or. just not, but I think it's more just not. really being aware. I think he thought.

he was like two yards closer to the. sideline than he actually was. >> He even could have stopped and just like. got on a straight path again and then. ran scored a touchdown. >> Like those two little short steps that. makes me think he was trying to make. sure he got his feet, you know, in. bounds. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. So he he didn't know he. was 1, two, three, four. >> He thought he was out there 3, four, five. He thought he was already out. And. you asked like are guys killing him for. this at that time in the game. Third and. seven. He picks that up for they're up. 10 nothing. The team was pumped.

>> It's like oh here we [ __ ] go. They're. going to march down and score 17. nothing. They've played like shite but. they're going to put this one away. And. of course uh that didn't happen. >> So I see that on quad box don't have. sound. >> So I'm watching that and I see him run. out of balance and I immediately text, hey what the [ __ ] was this was? Cuz I. only saw it in quadbox. So, also small, don't have sound. Like, are they just. trying to pick up 50 yards real quick. and then like four-minute offense this. thing? Like, what's going on? And then. in the moment, no. Everybody's just kind.

of like, "No, we're just playing. football here." But I guess, hey, it's a. learning moment. >> Rookie mistake. >> Yeah, rookie mistake. >> You know, you got to look, it is a. difference. It is an adjustment. And it. might be funny to some people, but like. the hashes and the numbers like those. are very different. So, you line you run. that slot fade. Being aware, you know, getting sometimes you'll see guys get a. pick and just get up and celebrate. instead of getting up and running. Like. those are things you got to learn. Rookie mistake. Uh but. >> huge play still. >> Huge mistake. Huge play. >> More of that from him. >> But it could have been a game break. >> Yeah. But rookie mistakes are. >> And that's not on him. That's You know,

>> you were [ __ ] your pants at the. draft whenever they drafted this guy. >> No, I think he's great. Uh the the big. reason they lost yesterday is cuz they. played not to lose and Laflur got so. [ __ ] conservative. They couldn't run. the ball at all. I don't think anyone. can. I mean, we just saw Derrick Henry. got, you know, he he had 22 yards last. week. kind of the same with Jacobs. And. when they got the ball back, when they. were up 10 nothing, they marched down. the field in maybe four plays and and. we're in field goal range. Three. consecutive runs, lose two yards and. then have to settle for the field goal.

It gets blocked. 16 seconds, no. timeouts. They give up two plays. Joe. Flacco still got it. Gives the boys a. line of scrimmage. Kills the ball. second. Yeah, it was unbelievable that. they had this much time. Look at Flaco. say, "Come on, boys. We got to [ __ ]. spike this thing. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go, go, >> hold your scope. Hold your water is. right. Boom. We got it. All right. And. then this kid nails. >> He kind of got cheated actually. >> 55. >> Yeah. >> What a kick in Cleveland. >> Yeah. Like it's nothing. AJ, he hit a I. think there was a 51 yard earlier. Maybe.

it hit the net like really high. I'm. like, these guys are [ __ ] murdering. footballs right now. I mean, absolutely. murdering balls. That was a funny take. that Trager had. We got guys hitting 64. yards like they're chip shots. Our guy. can't even we can't even kick anymore. >> It's like it's uh I like 25 on a kicker, too. >> But are we at the point where we need uh. emergency kickers? And I feel like we. don't even have 32 good ones now, but. like how we have the emergency. quarterback situation like cuz you. should never NFL game. You shouldn't.

like you shouldn't be like have a kicker. >> that looked like [ __ ] on that for the. product. >> What's that on? >> Yeah. >> What did he hurt? Did anyone see it? There's no film of him. Yeah, it was the. same injury as last year. He he went out. in warm-ups with groin. The real mistake. is Joe Shane. He's making. >> Max Crosby. >> Gano is making $5.6 million this year. And the best ability is availability and. he doesn't have it. >> Okay. All right. So, whenever you think. about being 38 years old, Graham Gell,

he got drafted same class as me. Uh he. was really good punter coming out of. college. They thought he was going to be. a punter probably a lot of people and he. became a kicker. A lot of people thought. I was going to be a kicker, became a. punter. So, I've always been massive fan. of Graham Ganell. Known him a long time. Uh, very uh full of faith, very faith. driven man. Good Moxy though and talk. [ __ ] and has always had a huge [ __ ]. leg, like a huge leg. The guy used to. just murder balls. Obviously comes from. a soccer background and everything like. that. I don't know how he's still doing.

it with how hard he kicks the ball. I. don't know how his muscle I mean, what'. I do? I hit a free kick and I [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> that was two years ago. I was 36 years. old. I was I just blew my entire hip. flexor out whenever I kicked a free. kick. I don't know how many times he's. kicking a week or a day. I don't know if. he's on a kick count. I don't know all. that [ __ ] But it's like watching Vinnie. maintain his leg. >> Crazy. >> Crazy. It was like a five hour thing. every day. Five hours of like working it. just for practice. Just for 12 kicks in. practice. We're starting that thing at.

[ __ ] like 6:00 a.m. all the way. through just for practice. And if Vinnie. missed one kick, it was like [ __ ] we. lost Super Bowl. So it was watching him. maintain his [ __ ] because kicking you. have to be like very explosive because. it has to get up you know like punting. you got to be very strong because. everything is go but kicking like the. difference between the um like for. instance somebody looks like there may. be a ringer when it comes to kicking you. know we might uh. >> sure. >> there might be a little bit of oh let's. see what a kick is really like and. that's a [ __ ] Jordan Davis.

>> Jaylen Carter. >> got got to get up right now. >> right now. So to do that, you have to be. very explosive. Like that takes a lot of. explosion to get the ball up very quick. You have to have a very strong leg. Has. to be very explosive. That's why some of. the little guys, you wonder if they're. going to be able to do it or maintain it. because the amount of like torque that. they have to put on to be able to do. that kind of hurts their entire body. So. the fact that Graham Gow can still do. what he does, I'm very impressed by. But. like Thomas Morstead too is Bonnie same. age as me. I'm like I know how I feel, bro.

>> I don't know how the [ __ ] you mother. Exactly. I don't know how. >> 41. >> I don't know how the [ __ ] they're doing. Shane did it till he was 40 or whatever. because you're using I mean it is a very. violent motion to do all these things. >> But good on you. Good luck, Graham. Get. healthy. >> But boy, Giants fans and those who. picked you were not excited to hear that. we were not able to kick a. >> first drive. First drive. It's critical. >> That was hilarious. right after he's. like, "Yeah, he's not going to be able. to kick the" And then boom, extra point.

gets blocked instantly after that first. touchdown. It's just like, "Oh man, I I. know what Bruce is going through.". >> Hey, good luck against the Chiefs. >> Yeah, good luck. >> Good luck against Kansas City Chiefs. >> You won't need a kicker. No big deal. Speaking of kicking, uh there's been. some good kickoff guys that have started. to weaponize the landing zone. Here's. old buddy from LA, I do believe, hitting. this knuckle ball, Cardi, who uh great. kicker. That's his squib right there. a. little bit of a knuckle, a little bit of. a twist, and then that thing hits the. ground and is hell. If you're able to.

hit that ball, like if your leg strength. is at a place where you can just hit. your knuckle and it'll land in the. landing zone, boy, you're in a good spot. right now. But I think there's some. kickers that are scared to hit like. because you're hitting really fat on. that ball, which is the exact opposite. >> What are you doing? What are you doing. to kick a knuckle ball? >> You're going right through the middle of. that [ __ ] thing. Bang. Going right. through it. the entire thing just kind. of implodes and then it you want it to. come off your like a knuckle bone come. out of a hand like you want that thing. to come out just uncomfortable and then. whatever it does with the wind is good.

His had a little bit of twist. Mine used. to [ __ ] I used to have a pretty good. little squib because I hit it as hard as. I [ __ ] could. But you're hitting the. ball bad. Like it's a bad place to hit. the ball. It's not the sweet spot. It's. a bit fat. It doesn't look good. So, like a lot of these kickers that are. hitting kickoffs now are taking their. field goal steps so that they can just. hit it to like the one or the five. I'm. thinking there's some guys that don't. want to take their field goal steps and. [ __ ] hit a shitty ball. But, I think. that is the right kick for this current. kickoff. So, I think punters should be.

working on hitting squibs because you. don't have to have like perfect. technique. You're just trying to go. through the middle of that [ __ ] ball. AJ, you're trying to go right through. the. >> risk. The risk is what? You you yank it. out of bounds if you hit it bad or what. happens if you hit it bad? >> Then it goes to the 40. But if you hit a. touchback, it's going to the 35 anyway. >> But I'm saying when you with a squib. though, what what what's a bad miss with. a squib? What what do you do when you. miss it? >> So a miss I don't know. I think. everybody has. >> anywhere. >> My miss normally would hit the ground. early. So that would be considered out.

of bounds, which would go to the 40, which would be a nightmare. Some guys. though, [ __ ] he, you know, or even. >> Well, that's kind of the thing with that. like knuckle ball, right, is you can't. really control it. You don't really know. where it's going. I mean, the same thing. like with a pitcher throwing in knuckle. balls. You're letting the air kind of. just do whatever it does with it. >> Yeah. Let the atmosphere decide. I'm I'm. just going to go ahead and give this. thing to Lords here and you guys figure. out what it's going to be. That's. basically a squib. >> What a weapon though. What a weapon. though. Think of the team. Think of the. returners like the week leading up to. it, how much you're working on those. knuckle balls. And then the game like,

"Oh man, if he hits the first one good, you're sitting there and thinking like, yeah, you don't have a whole lot of time. to to figure that out. >> You're playing like a goalie back there. almost like just hoping that you. >> That's what they were doing. I watched I. watched every kickoff cuz I was. mesmerized by it. And he had he had four. field goals and obviously touchdowns and. kickoffs. So I think there was like six. or seven kickoffs. Eagles returners were. in hell. They didn't they didn't pick. one up clean. Like their average start. was like the 15 yardd line cuz they were. they had no idea what to do with it. It. was awesome. >> Yeah. I think you're going to see more. and more of that [ __ ] I think punters.

should get good at that so the kickers. don't have to hit fat balls. But some of. the kickers are like the greatest ball. strikers on earth. So it's like I can. hit a little fat. >> Yeah. >> I can What? You make want me to make. this [ __ ] dance? I can [ __ ] make it. dance for you. >> Let me hit this thing short and get it. at 40 and then we're [ __ ]. >> Cuz that's a weapon. >> Weapon. >> Big time. >> But there's going to come a time where. somebody tries to do it and they're. going to get the ball to 40 and it's. going to be two plays down and score. Yeah. And they're going to be like, >> "Yeah, >> kick the [ __ ] ball." Yeah, exactly. It's the whole That's kicker's life, basically. But Carter, keep going, brother. >> Hell yeah. Go.

>> Let's take a break. On the other side, we'll make our picks. AJ, do you have. your pick locked in? >> I think I might. Yeah, I think so. I. might waffle a little bit. >> I might hear what Debb Butch has to say. I respect his brain. I might have to. hear what AJ says. He can't see the. board for [ __ ] right now. >> Yeah, that point. Okay. So, >> I can't. But tonight I might. Tonight I. Tonight I might be that time though. I. think I might be turning around. >> Our next pick might be our best pick. >> Best pick. >> because good, better, best. Never let it. rest till good is better and better is. best. And that's what our next pick is.

Let's never forget it. >> Never forget it. >> Be a friend. Tell a friend something. nice might change your life. Take five. Why don't you let me beat your ass right. here, right now? You all want to see The Miz versus Pat. McAfee right here, right now. >> I'm the host of Wrestlemania and I. cannot make matches official. Liz,

I do believe your tiny balls are. showing. Tiny balls. Tiny balls. Tiny ball. [Applause]. Maybe mean as well. There's 80,4. [Music]. 97 people here. Somebody has to be able. to make a match official somewhere.

>> I am the dog father and the host of. Wrestlemania. So, I feel like I can make. that match happen right now. We got a. ref. We got you. We got you. Let's get. cracking. I'm out. I don't. go right after miss with the right hand. back into the corner. Pat McAfee in. action. This is a blade of sneak attack.

He takes his duties and post of. Wrestlemania. Oh yes. Darling shows up. [Applause]. Check out his tank top. He's got. sparkles on. You're behind this, aren't. you? But no, I had no idea. You said the. same thing in the rumble. I didn't know. this guy was showing up. >> Oh, what a kick by McAfee.

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goes Hollywood. [Music]. Belle Sessions, who got here at 3:00. a.m. this morning, was the winner. Her. ticket was pulled. And you thought to. yourself immediately, "What, Belle?". >> I knew I couldn't do it. And he was next. to me and he said that he could. So, we're splitting it. >> Okay. So, Belle Sessions made the. decision to talk to my man Henry Silver. who been.

Henry got here yesterday at 6:00 p.m. He's been waiting for this moment. Now, Henry, you told her that you could make. it. Why do you think that's the case? Have you ever kicked a ball before? >> I've kicked a ball before. I've played. soccer my whole life. I think I can do. it. [Applause]. >> This kick is for 150,000. You said you. would split it in half, right? >> Okay. So, let's make it 200,000. If you. make it, you will both get 100,000. Where are you from, Henry?

>> I'm from Fischers, Indiana. >> Who's your favorite NFL team? >> The Colts. >> Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Come on, bro. Hell yeah. To hell with the. Falcons. Uh, that that was rude. They. didn't deserve that. I like that. Henry, 33 yards. 100,000 for you. 100,000 for. her. $200,000 to hurricane relief. 400,000 on the line. Henry, are you. ready? >> Of course. Have you ever said anything. bad about kickers? >> Of course. >> Shut up. Let's go. Now, here in Athens, Georgia, it would be beautiful if. $400,000 would be up for grabs. Why.

don't we double it? Because the Georgia. Bulldogs. So, eight $800,000 kick right here, Henry. But what I want to let you know is. you're not getting a second opportunity. I don't care if this entire place starts. chanting for a second kick. One kick, 800,000 racks, 400,000 to Hurricane. Relief, 400,000 to you two. Split 200.

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ground. Oh, that was Maui just messing. around. I couldn't bury it guts sprouted. the tree. Now you got coconuts. What's. the lesson? What does it take away? Don't mess with Maui when he's on a. breakaway. And the temperature here on. my skin is a map of the victories I win. Look where I've been to and make. everything happen. Look at the me just. ticky tapping. That's it. Unreal. >> Wow. Still got it. >> On the Simone side, Polynesian side, we. have a word called mana. Mana is spirit. Mana is power. Mana comes from in here.

It's the thing that gives you. goosebumps. It's that thing you feel. It's that thing when I walked out and we. felt this thing. This is mana. >> This is mana. >> It's very, very, very real. And you. could feel it. Little things like I. don't get driven anywhere. I don't want. to get driven anywhere. I don't like. chauffeur. keeps me in my way. Just a. little grounded. Like I could drive. myself everywhere and not telling some. guy, "Hey, take me here or take me. there.". >> That is something I'm going to start. saying like, "Yuck." Cuz when they open. your door, you feel so bad. I could open. my own door, dude. They're trying to be. courteous. It's their job. But also, the.

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to our humble abode, the Thunderdome on. this glorious overreaction Monday, September 22nd, 2045. That was where the. program begins. Now. football, >> this is the greatest sport on earth. That's AJ Hawk. The toxicity tables here. at Boston Connor and that Ty Schmidt, one half of the hammer down Cowboys AP. Tone, who's also a published author of. college football. >> That's right. Amen. >> Way to go. We got an author up here. Nobody ever gives us that credit. Nine-year NFL vet, host of everything. DB, Good D, bad D, and also NFL matchup. show, which you can watch or stream.

Yep. Anytime with the ESPN super duper. rap, ladies and gentlemen, Darius J. Bush. But. >> debut, you know, this Monday is glorious. because it's a Monday in uh football. season, which means we get a chance to. kind of test the waters of how every fan. base feels. >> Yeah. >> People are feeling really good or people. feeling really terrible at this point. >> Oh, yeah. >> Three games in, you think any of these. people know what their teams actually. are? >> Yes. >> So, you think some of these aren't going. to actually be overreactions? Maybe. they're just proper reactions to the. situation? >> Uh, say 8020.

>> All right. Well, let's judge this. >> Overreactions. >> You think 8020 overreaction? 80%. overreactions, but 20% will be spot on. >> All right, let's judge them for. ourselves. Tie one through all of the. tweets that had # I don't want to. overreact, but. >> picked out his favorites. Let's go ahead. and see and gauge how these NFL fans. feel after their week three performance. Oh, from the Miz. Good. Just lead this. one off. Didn't use the hashtag. Actually sent this yesterday immediately. after the 55 yd field goal went through. the uprights. I don't want to overreact,

but Packers didn't just lose. They got. adopted. Welcome to the family because. the Browns are your daddy now. Someone. send Ty Schmidt a therapy dog from the. dog pound. # here we go brownies. Here. we go. # overreaction Monday at Pat. McAfee show. He was close. He was in the. ballpark, but he's certainly excited. about that Browns win over the Packers. How do you feel about the Miz being able. to kind of do this to you for the next. year or so? Whenever the next time you. guys play, uh, anytime you see him? Uh,

I'm okay with it because if I'm not. mistaken, hasn't The Miz lost like 500. matches in a row for WWE? So, he's kind. of just he's kind of just losing and. losing and losing and losing and losing. and losing. And I love The Miz. So, I'm. okay with him maybe grabbing one of. these, you know, W's here in September. Uh, in a few weeks, I'm going to get. over this one. Actually, you know what? I'll be over this one, you know, 25. minutes from now. The Miz is going to. cherish this the rest of the year, and. I'm okay with that. Uh, we have some. breaking news from Adam Shfter's Twitter.

account. 49ers Pro Bowl defensive end. Nick Bosa has suffered a season ending. torn ACL. >> during a win over Arizona. >> It's clean tear, but Bosa now will need. season ending injur or surgery. Damn. >> Jeez. >> We saw him put his thumbs down whenever. he was walking off the field. Feels like. he knew what was going on. Felt like. there was some optimism that he didn't. tear his ACL. >> Shephy said that this morning. >> Felt like there was some. And now. obviously terrible new that sucks dude. I don't like that at all. Godspeed.

obviously on the surgery and recovery. AJ. But we miss out on Nick Bosa playing. football this year and obviously the. Niners miss out on Bosa being on the. field. What are your thoughts here as we. learn that it's season over for Nick. Bosa? >> Yeah, a huge blow to to Bosa obviously. and to the team that we know how great. the guy is. When he did the thumbs down, he he look you see him. He he looks up. in the crowd. kind of like with the son. He sees I'm I'm assuming family or. somebody he knows and gives him the. thumbs down. I'm like, you know, he we. know the boss is like they've look like. look what they look like. They know.

exactly they're nobody better than. anybody. I'm sure he knew this is not. right. I've never had this feeling. before. I don't I don't I assume he has. not torn an ACL before, but man, what a. what a brutal situation. >> Deba, what does this mean for the NerS? Obviously, this sucks. >> for all part I don't like that we're not. going to get to see both all year. >> Just talking about this more and how. awesome it is. is the Niners defense is. like he won them week one. >> Yeah. And it's and obviously we feel. terrible for him and we hope God speed. but for us as football fans sucks he's. not there for Niners. What are your. thoughts? >> Yeah I think uh even Trent Trent.

Williams after the game talked about how. during that stretch he couldn't help but. not you know think about him and it is. you know we say it next man up and. that's just what it has to be in the NFL. season because injuries are guaranteed. But it just sucks for this team in. particular. It's like they just can. never get all their guys on the field at. the same time for long stretches of. time. And this is an absolute game. record. This is a guy where you talk. about fourth down uh fourth quarter pass. rush. You can only send four when you. got a guy like 97 off the edge. So this. absolutely sucks for him. And we get.

that test, you know, that that test that. the trainers do where they can kind of. check the the stability of the ACL and. you kind of know a lot of times you hope. for the best, but you know him. I'm sure. he knew walking off the field that you. know this was the end of his season. Unfortunately, >> yeah. Now, you could have never. predicted it, but massive draft in a. guy, you know, in the top 15 to be a. pass rusher just because I mean, aside. from Bosa, they might be in complete. hell if it wasn't for Mike Williams. And. I think he got his first or second sack. of his career against the Cardinals, too. He's playing well. >> Godspeed over there, Bosa. We will miss.

you. All right, let's go to our next. overreaction, shall we? This is from. Boston Connor. Now, looking at the. picture, you think to yourself, this is. a distinguished gentleman. >> Is that a tuxedo that guy's wearing? >> Looks like it. You would think that. >> You think there's cheeks on those tuxedo. pants if he's wearing the pants with. that or you think maybe he's wearing. shorts with a tuxedo top? You don't. really know. >> Kind of a ominous feature here. And then. you look at the face and it's like, wow, this guy's got a lot of moxy. >> Yeah. >> Then you think to yourself, what the. [ __ ] does he have to say? Well, # I. don't want to overreact, but the.

Patriots are going to be very good at. football, but it's going to take some. time. Let the young pups play some. football and let's have a real shot at. this thing next year. Connor, what do. you mean by that, pal? >> I mean, it's just asinine. Look, we're. looking around the league and there are. certain situations where rookies are. making massive contributions. Golden we. saw for the Packers. He was huge. On the. other side of the ball, the Browns, they're using Harold Fannon Jr. and. Quinnshaw Junkkins, and they're. basically their team. And the Browns are. one of those teams that's not playing.

for a Super Bowl this year. The. Patriots, you know, we we drafted a. running back in the top of the second. round, Trevion Henderson, and he's. unbelievable by all accounts. They. actually the guy who scored last night. for the Chiefs, Taekquin Thornton. You. want to know why he's not on the. Patriots anymore? He's not on the. Patriots anymore cuz we cut him because. he had to make room for Eff Chisum, another rookie. Doesn't play. Trevon. Henderson doesn't play. Kyle Williams. drafted in the third round. He got one. snap yesterday, had a catch for a first. down, doesn't play. Uh, personally, it's.

very frustrating. You You wanted to buy. in before the uh weekend. You know, Patriots beat the Steelers, then they. got Panthers Saints. We're staring down. five and one start here. There's a. chance we kind of go 4 in one, whatever. the hell it is. And then the game was. just a big reminder. Oh, okay. No, we're. just very young. We're we're the Lions. before they became the brand new Lions. at 9 and 8. Have to, you know, get good. this year and then hopefully build on. it. The only way to do that is to play. the young guys. I'm [ __ ] sick and. tired of these old [ __ ] doing this.

[ __ ] I'm done with it. I don't care. Raandre Stevenson was awesome. Basically. won the game last week. You fumbled the. ball twice this week. No one gives a. [ __ ] about what you did last week and. and just across the board that that. doesn't count because Drake May got his. head spiked off the ground right before. and he and he didn't know where he was. >> and that was about to be a fumble. probably on the goal line right there as. well. I mean they give up 14 points like. two turnovers in end zone. That's tough. >> right there. That's brutal. >> Opening drive opening drive from Andre. Stevenson fumbles on first down.

>> No, but I'm saying that the ones in the. end zone. >> Yeah. The the worst. the amount of work. it takes to get all the way down to the. end. The the amount of first downs, the. amount of [ __ ] that goes into you. getting there to do that, even be in. position to score and then just [ __ ]. give it away is like worst. >> demoralizing situation for whole team. Whole team is like, "Oh no, that's. potentially 14 point swing every single. time. You guys get leave 14 points on. the board basically against the. Pittsburgh Steelers who are going allin. this year." So if I'm a Patriots fan,

it's like we [ __ ] this one up. Yes, we. certainly did. And there was also what? Five turnovers in total. >> Five total. >> It's crazy. >> That's a lot of turnovers. Seven. >> Yes. >> I think four of them were on the. Steelers side of the field. After the. first quarter, the Patriots outgain the. Steelers 396 to 101. Still lost. Uh that. drive where fumbled on the goal line, that's what changed the game. That was a. 96-yd drive. I believe it was 9 minutes. long. Uh zero points, >> excuse me, the interception at the end.

of the first half. It was it was a 96-yd. drive. It kept the Steelers offense off. the fields for like an hour of real. time, not just football time. And then. the Steelers couldn't do anything on. offense. It just sucks. But luckily for. me, I actually had José Quervo's Devil. Reserve with me yesterday. It's a sweet tropical spicy infused. tequila that smooth and devilishly good, especially after your team gets blown. out or completely shits the game away. When mischief is on the menu, Devil's.

Reserve is the perfect choice. Listen to. that little devil on your shoulder. Pour. a round of shots and get ready to raise. a little hell. >> Even though it says get ready to raise a. little hill, Bruce, find Devil's Reserve. at your local liquor store or go to. quervo.com to purchase your own bottle. of mischief. But but remember, you must. be 21 years or old or over. Again, Bruce, that's okay. It plays. responsibly. This reminds me of the old. office. You remember this?

>> It feels like. >> Yeah. I was doing a little nostalgia. >> Yeah. And me, too. Halfway through. It. really. >> I think Deep's actually trying to run. that QR code right now to see if he can. maybe uh raise a little hill. >> You might be able to lift an entire hill. after you do a little drop. >> Boom. It works. >> What does it get? What does it take you. to? >> Let me guess. >> What's that? >> That's qu. >> Oh yeah. >> Mhm. Boom. >> Is that a little mor? Yeah. >> Scan and grab your bottle with devil's. reserve right over here with the devil's. thing.

>> We didn't even try it. >> What's that? >> We didn't even freaking plan that, man. >> All that. >> Yeah, >> we did raise a little. >> I'm playing I'm playing my flubs, but. aside from that. responsibility. [Music]. This one's from Bruce Brown, noted. Devils Reserve ad writer. # I don't want. to overreact, but if Russell Wilson. attempts one more pass for this. incompetent, pathetic, hless,

embarrassing disgrace of a broken. football organization, everybody has to. be held accountable. Okay. Uh, feels. like you really summed it up there about. everything happening in New York. Anything further you have to say, Bruce, about the situation? >> I mean, it's [ __ ] contagious. I can't. even write an ad read anymore. I've. written probably 2,000 of them and now. I'm [ __ ] those up. It's just an. absolute joke. It's September 22nd. Um, you know, we're probably cleaning house. and just looking at the Mara nepotism. ladder where Tim McConnell gets promoted. from director of player personnel up to. GM. Um, completely pathetic. It It's.

just an absolute embarrassment to the. tri-state area that this is the product. that we've been putting out for the last. [ __ ] 13 years. >> Um, I mean, we could probably stop. choosing these and just stop talking. about them completely after this. Uh, so. that's on on the bright side, I guess. Need dart. Maybe Jamus would be fun. You. know, some pick sixes to to lighten the. mood a bit. Um, but it's embarrassing. We got Abdul Carter playing middle. linebacker because we don't have enough. depth there. >> It's just a joke, man.

>> Where Abdul Carter's playing off the. ball. I like that. >> Yeah, he's playing playing Mike filling. a void. >> That's what the Cowboys did with Micah. when he came in and they were like. >> two weeks, right? Was that two weeks? >> Yeah. Well, when we put him on the line, did I There was a stat on the broadcast. last night. I think it was like 10 of. the last 12 seasons they've started 0. and2. Is that. >> 10? 10 of 13. 10. That's what he said. The last 13 [ __ ] years. >> 10 of 10 of 13. They've started 0 and2. >> I know, but I that's probably what. reminded him of this being 13 years of. this the 0 and2 0 and3 starts. I mean,

>> um it sounds like DO and Shane though. pretty comfortable, right? I asked Shaft. three times. >> Yeah, you didn't. Yeah. >> I was like, hey, these guys, aren't they. kind of thinking about right now though? Because they're not worried about the. future because the New York Giants are. certainly not in a desirable and it's. like what is the deal with them right. now? I do wonder what the future looks. like because if you're going to get. fired, are you going to put the rookie. in there? >> I don't know. >> And if they go Yeah, you got to show. hope. Hey, you got to show hope. Put the. rookie and show that, hey, we have hope. for next year. Scaboo is a cult hero.

already. We know that Jackson Dart is. becoming that. Let's see if he can. continue that if he gets thrust into the. lineup and he's the actual starter. >> I like that. >> Yeah, because you don't want to change. offenses if your if your rookie. quarterback looks really good this year. Yeah, >> you got you got you want to keep the. same offense. >> If they go one and six and then end up. going four and 13, but Jackson Dart wins. three games and and then they they close. three and seven or three and eight, is. that good enough? If Jackson Dart looks. good for the New York fans to bring back.

a coach who goes four and 13, >> I mean, if we keep up the general level. of ineptitude, it's, hey, thanks for the. cute quarterback. [ __ ] off. Goodbye. >> Amen. >> Okay. But, you know, if we start. playing, you know, all three phases, putting it together, you know, we're. right there. It's really close. It's. just not good enough [ __ ] table every. week. Um, maybe they'll stay. Who. [ __ ] knows? Doesn't matter because. John Mar will be there. So, whatever. >> He's the only one that didn't want to. give a Squad. >> Don't put that on his. >> champion.

>> I think what Bruce would say is, yeah, but the way he hires within his his. family and within his he doesn't really. want the best for the team going. forward. He did. He would lost some. sleep on sink one, but yeah, >> he slept just fine knowing that his. [ __ ] family's going to run this demon. to the ground. This is what Bruce is. about to say. >> Yeah, it it is kind of weird cuz like. obviously we saw Hard Knocks where we go. behind the scenes, but you don't really. know how much John Mara is like actually. meddling in. And you know, I've been to. two parades. Like I shouldn't be in a. position where I'm like, "Hey, sell the. team." But here here we are. >> Yeah. >> Eli though last night.

>> Oh, he was slinging. >> Filthy. >> Let me hit mine. Oh, that's yours. That's kind of fun. Little side shot. Little tighter hole over there. Boom. Let me go ahead and spin that. This guy. stinks over here. I'll make one for you. >> All right. How about you over here? Let. me go back here. Yep. I'm not going to. miss that. Then the fan tries to do it, bud. What are you doing? Just trying to. make it in your own there. Like what. you're doing. Uh Eli spinning it like. that. And then Giants fans see that. >> and Russell Wilson goes out there and. puts one in a tunnel. That's what it. used to be. >> Why they have an Eli out here? He also. hosts a show, right? Forgiants.com.

>> Yes, that's correct. The Eli Manning. show. So you guys you guys are forced to. watch. >> the good times. >> Yeah. Oh yeah. >> Every day. >> Eli competent quarterback. >> John O'Hare got good leadership out. there. Tom Coughlin. We're doing cough. one time. We're winning this entire. thing. And then you guys roll out there. and you get the chance to watch this New. York Giants team. And uh. >> that would be tough. Did you hear them? And they're pretty dramatic group over. there too, I think. Right. It gets worse. than that, too, cuz if you really think.

about it, they had six years to pay guys. to block for Daniel Jones and he'd be a. Hall of Famer, and they decided not to. do that. >> They're never in the trenches uh with AQ. Ship in a good way. Let's go to the next. overreaction. AJ, uh this is from Danny. Dimes equals franchise Viagra. Amen. Uh. okay. Hash I don't want to overreact, but. >> thank you, Brian Dable. Since that big. dump [ __ ] couldn't figure out how to. unlock the most talented person to ever.

play the quarterback position. Colts get. a Super Bowl first one now dime. Somebody put Mara on suicide watch. I'm. worried for the guy. I do wonder what. it's like for Mara to watch Danny just. do what he's doing right now. Only team. in history to have no turnovers and win. this amount. Only team in history only. have one punt through the first three. weeks. So, not only is it like we're not. punting, it's like we're not turning. over. We just score all the time. Danny. Dimes just scores all the time. I think. it's like uh 70% of the scoring or. scoring drives or 80% of scoring drives. or something like that. Uh I forget what.

it is. It's it's absolutely insanity. And uh Danny Dimes is the maestro of it. all. Yeah. And Danny Dimes is the new. piece that's just been dropped in there. alongside Tyler Warren who is filthy as. a football player. The Colts are in a. great spot. And I do assume that Mara is. having a couple of Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's able Did we know he was able. to Was he also What could he do to Why. weren't we And now we're thinking over. here in Indie, thank you for burying. this guy under hell. Basically where he.

was for a long time, media, everything, just getting attacked. This dude's. gotten so callous that he's just so. locked in. Nothing can really bother. him. And he's seen every defense. He's. just very comfortable in front of. everything. And Shane Stike and offense. very complicated. I think there's a lot. of [ __ ] going on in there. You're seeing. him get to his third read a couple. different times. You're seeing them. shift and pick up blitzes and do that. [ __ ] It's like they weren't able to do. that. Obviously, Shane Stiken wasn't. able to do that for a while because we. had new quarterback, new quarterback, new quarterback, quarterback that's. never played football and he's never.

seen any of it. And then boom, now we. got Danny Dimes. Shane Stiken's sleeping. a lot better, too. Shane Stiken's. thinking day ball greatly for everything. that's going on right now. >> Well, and for Mara, it's not I mean, the. winning and everything and the Saquon. stuff, sure, but like all these stats. that we're seeing come out, it's like, hey, guess what? Pton Manning never did. this with the Colts. Payton Manning. isn't even as good with the Colts as. Danny Dimes is right now. So, it's that. extra little knife in his back like, hey, not only did you get rid of Daniel. Jones, who's very good, you may have. gotten rid of the next coming of Pton.

Manning as well. So, here's just a nice. little reminder for that. Every time you. open up your phone, >> all the ownership is looking, I wish I. could get Payton Manning. >> Like, Mara, actually Dave Jones. >> Uh, AJ, your thoughts on if a player can. have this? I mean, we saw it with Baker, I guess, is what people would say. We. see it with Sam Darnold. Seattle might. be, you know, you never know. >> Be seen it with Mac right now. >> Could be seen with M. Jones with San. Francisco. What's next for him? We shall. see. You know, it's like Carson Wentz. right now. >> Gino, of course,

>> Gino Smith now, full-time guy, face of. the franch. It's like, is this another. one of those situations? >> It sure looks like it. I mean, he's he's. definitely proven you right. I think. Daniel Jones and the team, but it just. shows you like the quarterback position, especially in the NFL, like you rely so. much on a whoever that offensive play. caller is, your offensive line, and then. your weapons around you, and you have a. run game, like you're just relying on so. many things around you. Daniel Jones. definitely has all those pieces in place. around him, and the dude's absolutely. taking advantage of his opportunity. the. fact that if he was just a game manager.

and hadn't turned the ball over, they. they may still be 3 and 0 and still be. playing well, but he's not turning the. ball over and throwing pushing the ball. downfield, making big plays, throwing. putting the balls in windows that like. he normally hasn't done in the past. So, he and Stiken, they got something. figured out, man. And credit to this O. line because they look good, too. >> Well, and what sucks even more just on. the opposite end of that spectrum, and. maybe there's an overreaction in here, is like how far off some people can. seemingly fall. like CJ Strad after his. first year was going to be the one and.

he set all those records. And now the. Texans people I I saw people and I don't. agree with this whatsoever, but I saw. Texas fans on the internet with real. names and check marks calling for. Demetico Ryan's head. >> No, I saw week three of the NFL season. though. The stats say if you stink. early, you're going to stink late. People are saying numbers and everything. that has happened in the history of the. NFL are telling us this team sucks. >> You need an offensive line. >> Need a good offensive line. Need a good. play caller. Let's go to the next. overreaction here. # I don't want to.

overreact, but says Lotto, I'm sick and. tired of Paisano Patulo's conservative. play calling. You can tell Siri tied him. up at halftime in a cuck chair and said, "Let the big dogs eat." Jaylen is. keeping the main thing the main thing. Giants and Cowboys still suck ass. Go. birds. Now, is there anything else you. think that he wanted to say that maybe. didn't make the tweet or why did you. pick this one in particular? >> Uh, for me at the start it was the Alex. Jones avatar with the uh the Philly ball. cap on top of his head. I I laughed.

pretty good when I saw that. So, I said, "Why not?" But most of them still like. No, it's the same deal with the. Serriiani. Like, there were a couple. different versions of this, but everyone. still thinks this offensive coordinator. sucks. I mean, after a day like. yesterday when they're getting beat as. bad as they are and you just you chalk. that up to a loss, like, hey, there's no. way we're going to win this game and. kind of everything we've talked about, then finally he opens up the playbook. and Jaylen Herz looks amazing. He starts. throwing the ball downfield. They're. scoring touchdowns. They win that game. and still afterwards all people care.

about is this offensive coordinator. [ __ ] sucks. Get. >> first half, he was calling plays. Second. half that was clearly somebody else. That's what they just said in this tweet. basically. >> Yeah, exactly. And to be clear, I don't. like that it did appear as if he didn't. trust Jaylen. Really? Yeah. >> Like I This guy's won a Super Bowl, bro. This guy's done more than you have done. with football. So like other people, you. know, thinking that Jaylen maybe isn't. able to do all the things with their. arm, with his arm that maybe. >> the greatest throwers of all time can do.

is a thought that a lot of analysts had. and pundits had, and I assume even some. Philadelphia Eagles fans had last year. It's like the offensive coordinator. can't be a guy that thinks that like the. offense coordinator has to be a guy. that's like my guy can make every. [ __ ] throw, you know? So, it's like. if the play calling was because it's. like we got good offensive line, we got. Saquon, >> we don't know if we got this. It's like. you [ __ ] do know, dude. Dagger in the. Super Bowl. Biggest moment. He calls it, he drops it in a bucket. Other. quarterbacks that can't do it miss that. throw. I like that they let Jaylen eat a.

little bit. >> Yeah, we saw it in the Super Bowl. We. saw it in the first Super Bowl when he. was matched up against Mahomes where he. outplayed him and had pretty much an MVP. that year and even his last year in. college when he was in Oklahoma. He. threw the ball around the yard a ton. So, you know, he can throw the ball. Some of us uh uh on Jaylen as well. because he doesn't take those type of. risks just knowing his team, knowing his. defense, knowing the run game. Saquon, you know, absolutely killed the Rams. last year and their matchups went for. big big uh gains on the ground. So, I. understand it once they sometimes you.

just have to do it. So once you got. behind 26-7 and you kind of let that. thing fly cuz you have big time. playmakers, one of the best wide. receiver duos on the outside and let him. actually throw the ball down the field. I just love that he actually did it. And. now we'll see if they continue to do it. But it's kind of been a cycle with. Eagles coordinators. You had Shane. Stikin, he goes off be a head coach. Brian Johnson came in, believe he got. fired uh pretty quickly. Kell Moore, he. came in, he was good. Uh went on to. become a head coach. So now we may be on. that cycle with uh what is it? Tulo.

>> Mhm. >> Uh we we'll see if he continues to stink. or if he gets better. >> I love Kelly Moore. >> Kelly Mo. >> Love Kelly Moore. Boise State. Love. Kelly Mo. >> Yeah. >> I seen Kelly Mo when he was with the. Lions. I don't know if he was coaching. or playing. It was somewhere uh pretty. deep in his career. >> 15 yard line crossbar. >> Nailed it. >> 20 yard line crossbar. 25 yard line. crossbar. >> I was so [ __ ] impressed. I was so. This is going pre This is pre.

pre-warmup. >> I'm out there punting some balls. They're out there just kind of [ __ ]. around throwing a ball. I'm like, "God. and every ball was just so pretty, you. know? It was just like that's Kelly Mo.". >> So, I want to say I have respect for. Kelly Mo. He needs to not dress the way. he's dressing as a head coach. He needs. to start looking like an adult. >> Okay. >> Why does he look? >> He looks like a 12-year-old. He. naturally. >> suit or what? >> Just something. >> maybe. >> I you know, suit. >> Who do you like? Uh head coach swag. I I. like the like. >> I like Liam sleeveless with the long. I.

like that. >> We talked about Rahim Morris. >> I think the hats suck this year. >> They do. Small ones. >> The tiny logo and everything. Yeah, >> it should be an option. >> Yeah. >> I don't think it should be every, you. know, like some guy like Shanahan always. dresses cool. >> Kyle Shanahan always dresses cool. >> McDaniel. >> McDaniel looks cool. McVey looks cool. Shane Stikin looks sweet. You know, all. the boys look sweet actually on the. Colts. We see it every day. You don't. get to see all the other coaches. But. Kell Moore, I know he signed up for a. tough situation down there. >> He signed up for McDaniel is always cool.

looking. >> Very tough situation. >> Raheem Morris has those cool pants. >> Yeah. Kind of pulled up a little bit. >> And they lost by 30 when we brought it. in. >> That's not cool for the team with no hat. yesterday. It was weird. That's weird. for him. >> Who? >> Tomlin. >> That was Yeah. >> Yeah. That's first time I've ever seen. it. >> Yeah. Andy Reid looks cool. >> Always. >> getting in Travis's face saying, "Hey, >> hey, how about him throwing that guy? He. bumped He bumped Tra. Trav didn't bump. him." Like that was awesome. had to. knock him down and pay. >> Shut up, you [ __ ]. >> That's what he said. >> Is that what Andy said to Travis? >> That's what Andy said to Trav. Yeah. Right here. Shut up, you [ __ ] Just.

catch the ball and [ __ ] off. >> He does throw that thing at him a little. bit. >> Travis looked like he was a little Don. in the dumps, you know? >> I like it. >> That looked weird, man. >> Wake up, [ __ ] Wake up. >> I think that's Andy saying, "I I don't. have time for you to be moping around.". >> I like it. He said after the game he. liked it. He like he needed some juice. on the sideline. So, >> you're in your fullcore era. You need to. get in your red era now, Travis. Well, I. agree. >> Mhm. >> I do want to know what they said. >> That's what it was. >> I think Andy potentially told him, "Enough with your bullshit.". >> Yeah. Quit [ __ ] pop.

>> Yeah, exactly. You're Travis Kelce. I. think I think it was a reminder of who. he is, too. I think it was a positive. interaction, not a negative one. >> For them to turn it on would be really. cool this early in the season. >> Yeah, >> it's very against what they have done. >> They better cuz they're going to be on. prime time, too. And we need good games. Yeah, but you got to think they're used. to. >> they just got to get healthy. They just. got to get healthy. >> Two wide receivers coming back would be. a big deal. >> They got to block people, too. >> Bat two. >> Yep. >> That. >> Patrick needs a stop.

>> He had another one last night. >> No, two of them. I think one got called. back. They did. They didn't run the ball. last night. >> The backwards passes, too. Like I know. he recovered it and Collinssworth, you. know, damn near lost his [ __ ] calling. one of the greatest plays he ever seen. But like that that's that's. >> and where the second one. That was why. running backward backwards. >> What are you doing, PCO? Like what route. is that? >> He thought he was on the other side of. him. He's just swinging right. >> cuz there's so many D lineman there. He. didn't know which way was the pocket.

>> Cuz look, if you go back, there's a. pocket that way and a pocket behind you. >> He's like, "Oh, [ __ ] I'm going to. score. Throw me the ball.". >> There's two pockets. >> Yeah, that you can see how he gets. confused out there cuz he's just in the. m throw, too. >> That's two backwards throws. two of them. >> on within five plays, right? Weren't. they on damn near. >> What a play though. What a play by. Patrick. >> It was unbelievable. >> Legit I legitimately How do I tweet this. while acknowledging what the [ __ ] But. then also, yo,

>> what a what a save there. That's a great. play. Defensive players, >> yeah, >> I think are dreaming to do that. >> That's the eyes are litting up. >> Yeah. Let me go ahead and get into body. and strip and then end up on it. And. then the guy doesn't even land up on. top. So he doesn't even take like a big. shot afterwards. There's really no. >> about as clean as it could be. >> Yeah. Guys off them. No no no hits. It's. over. Play's over. >> It's like a trade. >> It's perfect. >> Yeah. >> He announced his draft pick. That's. Bobby, right? Bobby O. >> You did. >> Bobby. Carrick K is his name. Uh always.

has been. But at one point he did. pronounce it Okariki. >> And uh I don't know if he actually. pronounced it that way. Others do. >> Feel like we're getting more of that. or. guys just either pronounced their name a. certain way or just changed it, you. know, five years in their career like. actually call me this. >> You're talking about Rob Mack, writer of. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, they. just changed his name. >> Yep. >> It was somebody on the Broncos. Bjan. >> Achan. >> Even [ __ ] Denzel Washington came up. >> What's his name now?

>> He said his name is supposed to be. Denzel. >> [ __ ] Denzel Washington. >> Mhm. Denzel, I apologize for being a. part of any misconstrued information. about how your name is pronounced. I. want to let you know I was saying I love. Denzel Washington a lot. >> Feels like that's disrespectful now. I. will go back and correct that with. everybody I said it to. And I wish I had. more time to be able to do that. But. Denzel Washington from here on out if. that's what he wants to be called. >> That name sucks. >> Whoa.

>> Do we have to call his kid Davidid. Washington now too? >> Oh yeah. We haven't heard from him. >> We haven't heard from him. >> Jeez Louise, dude. Denzel Washington is. >> the coolest name ever. >> Got a brother named. >> Denzel Washington sounds like a. princess. >> I'm not calling you Darius. I'm not. doing it. >> Well, actually be Das. [Music]. [Laughter]. >> Daryus is going to make me. >> Das is sick. That's an astrology like that. >> Tuni would be cool, too.

>> That's exactly actually how you. pronounce it. >> What's that? That would be a soft O on. that thing. >> It's actually that's more of a shorten. You'd have to call me Antony. >> Antony is not a bad. >> All right, let's go to another. overreaction. This one's from Rube uh at. Htown Clears. # I don't want to. overreact, but but okay. Like that. >> Two butts. RPM peace. The Texans are. cooked in the S2 test was right about. Shroud the whole time. We need to fix. the O line fast. Otherwise, we're going.

to see Davis Mills taking snaps by the. end of the season. We all know Douggee. Mills is a good player. >> So, lucky. >> We know Douggee Mills is a great ball. player. Loves the game. Loves the sport. Loves his teammates. >> I don't like that. This. >> golden, what was the thing called? Gold. standard S2 test. >> I think it was the S2. I believe. >> S2 cognitive test. >> Yeah, there it is. >> But remember, there's so many different. parts. I wish. Yeah, we should. >> To take one part of the test out of. context with everything else is rude to.

CJ. Well, what's everybody else's score? Well, we're not going to say that. >> It's like, well, can you tell us the. rest of his scores? We're not going to. say that either. >> No. What about on a graph? Where where. is it? >> Yeah. Can you just tell us what is the. mean median? >> Mhm. >> Can you say a lot of these have been. coming out? >> Lot of those. Yeah. >> Lot of these coming out. >> So, you're seeing those. >> huge in football stats. Dan Jones isn't. even on it. The data, folks. I I I feel. like I'm going back to stats class. Literally, there's popping up and I'm. like, "What the [ __ ] is the xx?" And. then they use some [ __ ] and I'm like, I.

don't know what that means. And then I. go with the Y and I'm like, what the. [ __ ] is that? And then I see the Colts. top right. I'm like, that's good. >> [ __ ]. where we want to be. That's where we. want to be. >> Quadrant. Yeah. Q1, I believe. >> Upper upper right quadrant. One, two, three, four. It goes. >> They go They go clockwise. I do believe. Counter. I thought I thought it was one, two, three, four. >> But the way I'm doing it is backwards to. you. >> Is that clock? Yeah.

>> Counterclockwise. >> Yeah. I thought it was. >> Is one top left? >> I thought one was top right and four was. bottom right. >> Interesting. So you want to be up and to. the right to Q2. >> No, Q1. Top right is one. >> But in what you're saying, Q2. >> What you're saying is Q2. >> So top right is Q1. Top left is Q2. What? I thought. >> top right. Q1. >> Q1. >> Yep. >> Top left. Two. >> Oh, so it is counter. >> Yeah, counterclockwise. >> I I want I want clockwise down here. >> Yeah, >> but No, you don't want to do that. Why. would I ever do that?

>> That's four. Four. Four touch. >> Why would you ever do that? You wouldn't. want to do that. >> That's the worst one. You don't bottom. or No, bottom left's the wor three is. the worst one. >> Stats class was certainly something. I. felt like I was outmatched in there for. real. I I didn't really jumbo. >> Stats kind of suck. >> A lot of words, dude. Bell curve. >> Algebra. Algebra. >> Day one with the bell curve. algebra is. the best. >> What about the linear curves, >> the outliers, all that [ __ ] I get it. It was a good class for me to take, but. [ __ ] every day was word mumbo jumb. cosine on the calculator where you had.

to do the co. >> I mean, then let's just go to chemistry. The significant figures or the sigy. figures. Yeah, those things a whole another. animal. What do I need to learn these. four? [ __ ]. >> so I can say it one day. >> Physics. Physics sucked ass. >> I I think I got out of that one every. like physics because it was similar to. algebra if I remember correctly. >> My feature was easy. We didn't do any. work. I just hated the book. >> Like looking at it, >> boring. It was boring. It was stupid. >> I carried it around.

>> Nothing in it that helped me. >> What What is Ohio high school curriculum. you doing? Uh. >> pretty good. Yeah. Not me, you know. D. >> All right, son. You graduate. Here's. your diploma. >> Maybe some places. Maybe some place. I. don't like that AJ. I don't like that. What was your favorite? Uh, mathematics. >> I told you my brain does not compute. numbers. I am definitely disabled when. it comes to numbers. >> Okay. So, you're not an arithmetic guy. The most basic form. You don't want to.

>> There's If you're If someone's saying. numbers or puts numbers on a sheet, I. just shut down. >> There's That's probably called something. I assume. I assume. >> Yeah. It's called learning disabled when. it comes to. phobia. >> I've been tested. Yeah. >> Hey, well, congratulations. Thank you. for showing that you can still. make it all the way tape. No, it's good. because I it, you know, other things are. very high because it's so terrible in. math. Other, you know, I I like other. things. >> You lose one sense, you gain another, folks. Oh, yeah. That's true. >> The pest on the leg was on them. Bingo. Never forget it. >> One of the goats.

>> He was a blind man working street. obviously, but he could hear somebody. swinging at him. That's why he was able. to miss. Yeah. You lose one sense, you. gain another. That's what AJ's like with. his brains, his intelligence. >> It's a daredevil. >> That's amazing. Football way high. >> I mean, I wonder what he lost when he. got rid of his shrimp allergy cuz he. definitely lost something for that. Oh, we've never. >> because he gained the allergy. >> I'll tell you what he's gaining. >> I did too. >> Great hair. What's that? >> Shrimp. >> You had You got You peed it. >> I have not. Well, I haven't tried it. I. turned 25 and just got sick. >> I got a plan for you. >> Everything. >> All shellfish. Shrimp.

>> Just shrimp. >> AJ Fox. >> Yeah, he'll get it now. >> Oh, she going to have crab still. >> Crab, lobster, [ __ ] all the [ __ ]. >> Just not shrimp. >> It's not shrimp. >> Muscles. >> Are you sure you didn't have some weird. bad shrimp? >> Nope. Three different states. Boston, Charlotte, then Florida. >> Wow. Three times. Yeah, that's a good. test. Three great shrimp towns. >> Have you had any here in Indianapolis, though? Our shrimp, I think, right? The. most fresh. >> Nope. >> Okay. Indianapolis seafood. The. >> So, shrimp. >> pretty fresh. Fresh here. A lot of guys.

>> Yeah. Fresh catch on guys every morning. >> Yeah. Shrimps and shrimps and gist. Monroe Lake. >> The thing about it being at uh being a. Gist Lake thing. >> is it tastes sweet. Tropical and spicy. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Coming out there. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm talking about. >> Oh yeah. >> Raise a little hill. >> Mhm. >> Raise a little water. >> Get the scrimp down there. Yep. >> I think I've been to a scrimp farm in. place. >> Oh, really? Right. Louisiana down there. by you now. >> I think so. I think I've been there. Maybe. >> I think it was shrimp.

>> That'd be fun. Like a scrimp bog. >> Ooh. >> Is that like a field with a bunch of. water? >> Yeah. scrimps wouldn't be in there. But. I was just thinking in like a swamp in. Louisiana where a bunch of scrimp are. just kind of in like a little bog. But I. don't think. >> I always thought forest and bubb always. had that one. >> They did. They were out in the ocean. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's far away now. I mean I I. assume it was Louisiana. I bet they take. you on a good shrimp hunt. >> I don't know. >> Could have been that though. Yeah. >> Could have been crad.

>> We don't eat them anywhere near as much. as the south does. Those [ __ ]. order them in 10 lb bags. >> Oh yeah. >> What is it? >> Crawfish. >> Oh, crawfish. >> Yeah. You lift up a rock. >> They're right underneath there. >> Suck the life out of it. >> But in the south, they boil the [ __ ] out. of them. >> Crawfish boil. >> and you buy them in like a garbage bag. I can I take five pounds of crawfish and. you just put it in a [ __ ] bag and. then I think they even dig a hole and. they'll [ __ ]. >> put a nice boil. >> Yeah. Do the whole Yeah. Yeah. The corn.

dump them on the table with all the. lemons and all that. Looks It looks. good. I don't know if it tastes good. >> I was there one time. It was. electrifying. It was quite a vibe. I. mean, music's playing. Obviously, we're. drinking. This shit's out here. Then. they talk about sucking the head. >> That's all they talk about. >> I'm telling you, that's what they said. I I had the same reaction you did, but I. guess it's a culture thing. They're. twisting, pulling, and sucking the. [ __ ] head. >> This guy down here has sucked the head. Somebody said. >> I was like I don't know what we. >> he.

time though. I will say crawfish bowl is. good time down there. They have a great. time down there. >> How was that good man? That was a gator. >> So I don't know if I ate the gator or. not. I I had the burger that was in the. gator's mouth. >> Okay. >> Oh, okay. >> But it never got clarified to me if that. was a gator burger or not. >> Okay. Like I will say the burger. probably not the best thing on the. island, especially with uh it appeared. as if they made that burger baby the. night before. >> Okay. >> The one that they put in the gator. >> Yeah, sure. Reheat it and put it in the. gator's mouth.

>> I assume that gator was not that was. that was full show. >> I immediately grabbed gator head. You. know, we talked about crocodile hunter. Steve Irwin. I couldn't wait to get my. hands on that gator that. >> lived a long life, died in its sleep. >> Yeah. >> Which I. >> for sure. >> But I don't know. I think that might. have been like show burger. >> You think they were standing off stage. and like, "Oh [ __ ] he's grabbing the. shower.". >> All the other crop burger. >> The wings were very good. There was like. a little uh uh string. >> string cheese. >> Mozzarella stick. >> pork. Uh yeah, >> string cheese is good.

>> Oh, pulled pork. >> Pulled pork. Yeah, pulled pork out. there. There was a lot of good. I don't. know what the gator was is what I'm. saying. >> It was mixed in there. >> Yeah, somewhere in there. >> Gator bites in there somewhere. >> I definitely had everything was good. except for the boa. I felt like you. weren't supposed to eat it. >> Yeah. Well, it no matter what, it wasn't. going to be as good as Governor Jeff. Landry's gator. So, at the end of the. day, probably a smart move not having. any Gator. >> Is there a lot of Gator being ate down. there? Like in Florida, you guys eat a. lot of GA? >> No, I would We see them a lot, but no, I. don't know. I don't know anyone that. just eats gator on regular. First time I.

ate gator was at like uh Papados and I. think Houston. >> What about like Central Florida? Do you. in the big central Florida deal going. >> eating anacondas perhaps. >> in the Everglades? Yeah, there you see. like if you grew up in South you live in. South Florida, you're going to see. gators, but I don't see people eating. them too much. >> Okay. Yeah, because it felt like that. place was really good by the way. The. place that brought us everywhere that. brings us the food is like. >> topnotch. >> They're very, very good. We are very. thankful and also we need it. >> Yeah. >> Like I know it's a segment, everything. like that. We are eating the [ __ ] out of.

that food as much as we can cuz it's an. early start so you don't really get to. eat beforehand. So like we're going. through the show especially sweating. it's like food gets brought up there. It's a very good time to be like, "Yeah, thank you so much.". >> But boy, there is a real desire. There's. a desire to get some food in there. So, it's a necessity, I would say. So, we're. very appreciative of everybody that. brings their food out. And it is always. very good. The gate, I don't know which. one was the gator, though, which I think. is kind of a good thing. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> Mhm. >> It should probably stand out a little.

bit now. I don't know if it was the. >> There's different sauces on a lot of. things. >> Yeah. I'm just saying the gator should. be the gator. You should know. >> I'll tell you what, holding that head. was an interesting scene. And then Sabin. eating that thing. >> We really It was a big bite, too. I. >> Oh, yeah. Big old burger. >> Got a gator mouth in that big. >> Let's go to the next overreaction, shall. we? >> Oh, >> this is me. >> This is not it. >> No, Bill just said we got crabs in the. parking lot. >> What's that? >> Excuse me.

>> Bill just sent in a group chat. We got. >> What do you mean we got crab? >> There's a freaking crab out there. We're. coming to. >> like a pet crab. Like an actual crab. >> That's what happens when you bury dead. bodies around somewhere, right? Crabs. start showing up. >> What is that? >> Wait, what the hell? >> They're coming for Bill's bodies. >> Maybe. >> Where would that come from? That had to. be somebody's pet, right? >> Dead bodies. And. >> that's a crawfish. >> Okay. >> What? >> Is there water? Is there water around? Like. >> big old crawfish. >> That's weird that it's in the parking. lot. >> That's not a crawfish. >> Yes, it is.

>> Really? Look at the claws on that thing. >> Yeah, that is. >> big old claws. >> What is that? Is that That's a fully. mature crawfish. Is that what that is? Like those are in Gist for sure. I'm. guessing, but I can't believe one's in. our parking lot. >> What? >> They're in most freshwater lakes. >> So, I found them here twice. Uh I think. the fish dropped them here, tried to. crack them and eat them. Or sorry, the. the uh birds drop them here. >> Crack and try to eat them. >> So, I live on a lake about an hour north. of here. >> Birds, big fish. Okay. They'll drop. these [ __ ] fish. They'll go in and.

grab them and then they'll be flying. away and drop them. I've had them hit. the side of my house like window and. then the window is is obviously just has. a fish imprint on it and it was like. what the hell is that? It's like oh the. [ __ ] bird couldn't handle it. Then. there was uh this weekend we were. walking around the house on uh I don't. know if it's Saturday afternoon or. Sunday or whatever and there's just a. fish's head about this big [ __ ] just. sitting just right in the middle of our. walkway. You know McKenzie's like what. is that? I'm like I don't know how to. that had to be the biggest fish of all.

>> That's nature. That's nature versus. nurture here. >> So, you know those birds that live in. that tree up there that are like the. same size as you that we were kind of. scared of? Yeah. Turns out they're. eating very big fish. They're eating big. and every once in a while they'll just. [ __ ] throw them off the house, I. guess. I don't know what to get. >> You ever seen like eagle pick up like a. goat. >> [ __ ] and just drop it off the side of. the mountain. >> like a deer or whatever? >> Yeah. Deer, goat, whatever. Just drop. that mother. Just. >> We have two eagles that live on property. >> and they are [ __ ] gigantic.

>> Yeah. huge. >> And whenever they open that thing up and. you see their actual body, it's like. America. >> Yeah, exactly. >> I got these Canadian geese right here. I. don't know if you heard about what they. were doing in our national anthem. eagles. I don't know if you heard, you. know, I had a little instead you just. get a green dot. >> and then for anybody that's battling. against Canadian geese, >> green laser pointer and you don't like. >> don't hit. >> on top of a rifle, right? On top of your. rifle. >> What's that? >> The green dot for on the top like for. your scope. And then you're going to say.

you're actually going to use rifle. Is. that what you're saying? >> I just assume that's what people do to. mitigate the Canadian geese. >> No, but so some people like Tim McAfee. for instance, I told him I'm like, "Hey, you need a green laser pointer. That's. what we need ended up doing at my. house." Uh cuz I had a Canadian geese. issue and my dad's like, "I had this. thing on the fucker's eye for 30. minutes." Tim was like taking it as a. challenge if he could do it. I'm like, "No, you got to you're putting it on. like the ch you're putting it so they. can see the green thing and then they. get scared and then they run." Like you.

just putting it on the eye. Certainly a. great display of skill, but like I don't. think any of the other geese saw it. He. goes, "No, they had to have seen it. It. was right in the eye." I'm like, you're. trying to [ __ ] scatter them. basically. That's what you're trying to. do. Trying to make them think that and. they'll leave forever is what I learned. Now, there is a chance that Tim Maxi. came and killed all those geese. >> Yeah, that right. >> Yeah, maybe. Just. >> Yeah. >> Hey, I got a I got a green light. It's a. laser thing that shoots really far and. it actually lights things on fire. So, you could just give them a little It'd. be like give them a little It wouldn't.

light them on fire, but it would like it. would be real hot on them and if they. stood still, it would it would catch. flames eventually. >> You can. >> So, they would not come back. I'm I was. just thinking about it. I have never. used it on an animal or anything, but. I'm just burning leaves from 100 feet. away. Like, >> you got a laser. You got a laser laser. is what it sounds like you bought. >> Yeah. You know, like Instagram knows. what they're doing when they market. directly towards people and they've done. it to me and I bought two or three of. them. Yeah. Over the last couple years. >> You've been influenced into buying an. actual laser that lights on fire from. how. >> amazing. I'll get I'll send a link. I.

mean, it'll shoot really really far, but. I don't know how I don't know. I mean, I. It's It'll catch a leaf on fire from at. least 50 yards. >> That's impressive. Have has Have Have. humans accidentally got in line with. your fiery laser? >> No, I'm very careful. Very good. >> Okay. Of course you are. These geese, I. guess. Did you hear what he said at the. very beginning of this thing? Are you. talking about green laser on top of your. rifle? He was thinking about lighting. them on fire. >> What's wrong? >> No, it wouldn't light them on fire. It. would just create a little hot spot. It.

would create a hot spot if they stayed. there. >> Is this even legal? You're talking about [ __ ] cinching. people's earlobes from 50 yard 50 yards. away. >> I didn't use a human. No one No humans. have ever. >> You did not. But I'm sure somebody good. >> This is what we're talking about. We. can't have these things in the hands of. these this person. >> Personal protection. Personal. protection. >> Lighting a [ __ ] on fire in 20. minutes. What What type of. >> If a guy if if this laser if someone. stands still long enough to get caught.

catch on fire a human, it would probably. take four to five minutes. They're the. toughest human alive. That would burn a. hole right through them. Like good for. you. Better move. If you're getting the. lasers on you and it's hot, you got to. go. >> Somebody comes into the house. Somebody. comes in the house. everybody into the bedroom. You go, "Not. [ __ ] today." And you grab this little. laser and you just get that thing right. on his chest. >> Put in his eyeball. He's blind. He's. blind if it goes in his eyeball, probably. >> What a nice It's silent, too, right? >> Yeah. Burn the retinas. >> Non-lethal. Yep.

>> I had no idea we were at this stage of. uh weaponry. Sounds like we need to burn. the [ __ ] out of some people if they. break into our house. >> Might just have those things go off. What was that movie? Um. the guy who has the Scottish accent. older gentleman and the younger lady uh. who's. >> entrament maybe. >> Oh yeah, Sean Connory and Jennifer. Lopez. >> No, >> Katherine Jones where she's dancing. through the. >> the lasers. >> Oh yeah, >> maybe just have our full house full of. [ __ ] fire lasers. >> Yeah, throw got animals in there.

>> Would it burn down the house? >> No, cuz. >> possibly. >> Oh yeah, it might. >> No, they would have to shoot into each. other. So it just. >> Yeah. >> Would that not create some sort of. chemical reaction of pure flames? Yeah, but we'd have to obviously figure that. out. >> We're just talking about maybe front. doors. >> Yeah, theoretical. >> Maybe that's a front door. >> Oh, yeah. >> That's towers. >> Walk through, get your leg sliced off. >> Heat right off. Yeah, >> like hot butter. >> I don't like that AJ has. How many of. these do you have?

>> Three or 25. >> Got, you know, I bought my first one and. said, "This is sweet. It actually works. like they said it would." So, I got one. or two more. Then I give, you know, if I buy it and I. like it myself, then guess what? My. brother or my dad's getting for their. birthday. One of these, >> spoiler alert, >> include, >> they know, include the. >> I'll send him stuff sometime. I'll drop. ship him something some every once in a. while. Like my brother, I just did his. birthday August 31st. I sent it to him. I said, "Hey, let me know how it is cuz. if it's sweet, I'm getting one." Like it. was a cool fly gun shooter with CO2 and.

all. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. Happy birthday, Ryan. >> Happy birthday. I hope you enjoyed that. fly gun co2 shooter. All right, let's go. to the next overreaction here from. Michael Penny. >> Uh # I don't want to overreact. Michael Parsons is better off in Green. Bay. The Cowboys defense is hammered dog. [ __ ] Jerry said the run defense was a. problem. The problem was hiring a piece. of [ __ ] like our defense has made Russ. and Caleb look like Tom and Payton. #firegm.

Jerry. And I don't think that's an. actual photo. >> I don't think I don't think it is. AJ, do you think this is valid the defense? Ibraflu's good defensive coach. Remember. the good old days when he was doing good. stuff. >> Yeah, it uh I don't know. It's not. looking great right now. It's not. looking like a great hire. I flu. yesterday had a chance for a great. revenge game. It went probably I mean. probably as bad as it could, would you. say, going against your former team, I. guess, as the D coordinator, but he got. some injuries, got some guys beat up. Yes. But it's not looking great. The. defense better turn around quick because.

I'm sure Jerry's not scared to make. moves. >> Yeah. Jerry said, uh, who who says we. don't make a move right now? And Ebflu. might get his ass fired if this happens. again. Uh, with that being said, forgot. about a revenge game for Caleb. >> Yep. >> Yep. Yep. >> Didn't talk about that at all. >> No. >> And if that's what sparks it all, good. for Caleb. Congrats to Ben Johnson. >> So bad. >> All of it. >> All the Cowboy like so like the DJ Moore. touchdown. If you just take a screen, a. snapshot of right as Caleb is throwing. the ball, he's just wide open. Nobody. within 10 yards of him on either side.

That's the number one receiver. In the. red area, the Cole KT touchdown, same. thing. Wide ass open. Like I understand. a quarterback making plays, but in the. red area, no one should be this this. open, especially if you're dropping. eight defenders like they were on the uh. DJ Moore touchdown. It was all time bad. Like look, look at this [ __ ] Back of. the end zone, middle of the end zone. No, like. National Football League. What are we. doing? >> Maybe it's a good overreaction. Let's go. to another one here from Cody Perkins. #. I don't want to overreact, but.

>> the Tennessee Titans might be the first. team go 17 with this guy's head coach. #firecalahan # bring me John Gruden. John Gruden in Nashville. >> Mhm. So think. >> that's perfect. >> Somebody's going to hire John Gruden. Okay, that's how I feel. John Gruden has. publicly said multiple times, I want to. get back into coaching, man. I want to. get back into coaching. Then there's. going to be people that just look at his. record and look what happens and then. kind of the state of the world that. we're in right now and they're going to. be like, you know what, >> why not John Grud here? If he wins.

games, he'll be beloved. And it feels. like he's been more doubted into. football right now than ever or the same. amount as he always has. Do you think. he's the answer with Cam Ward down there. in Tennessee? And what are your thoughts. on Callahan, AJ? Feels like I don't love. the way he operates, but like to in the. press conferences and stuff, but I'd be. pissed, too, if my team was losing, I. guess. And if that's how he operates, that's how he operates. >> Yeah, it would be really hard to be a. head coach and have to deal with the. press. You know, that's part of the gig, but I can understand being a little. frustrated speaking to them. But he does.

seem to be on edge a bit. Kyle Hand, I. guess it doesn't seem to be a whole lot. of fun. But we all know it is not fun to. lose, especially in the NFL on a big. stage. But going to John Gruden, if you. have any idea like if this guy is all in. or he loves ball, like just watch a. couple clips of him from what he's doing. on the internet. The guy is obsessed. with football and could probably he he. could rattle off five trillion plays. that have happened that he's been a part. of as a coach. >> I don't want to say it, but it just came. to my mind. He gave a speech that made. me want to [ __ ] go run through a.

wall. >> Mhm. >> That team was Wisconsin that he spoke. to. >> Oo boy. Just stay there. >> They did. They ran. >> into a wall and with their heads down. off a cliff. Yeah. They didn't know how. to play football. What's going on over. there? >> Nothing good. >> They need rooted at the helm. I don't know if that's where John. >> I don't Yeah, >> I don't know. >> I don't know if he really cares where it. is. I think he just wants to be back at. ball. >> It is crazy where Wisconsin is at right. now. Like where they have been the last.

like 25 years and now it's just like. like they're in that tier with when we. used to talk about like Illinois and. Northwestern like maybe it's not quite. that bad, but like. >> like Purdue though. >> Yeah. Like they they stink. >> And Luke's good coach. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do they have money? I I. assume they don't have much money. >> I don't I I assume that is a part of. every conversation for John Gruden, too. If he's going to get into college. football coaching, can we win? Can we. keep up? That's obviously question. number one. We don't know about. Wisconsin, but there was something with.

the roster, I guess, or something with. the roster that was done. >> So, when he first took over, they hired. um the OC from North Carolina. His name. Chip Lindsay maybe or something. I can't. remember his name. >> Phil Longo. >> Phil Longo. Yeah. Yes, please. Thank. you. Uh, and that was a spread. That was. like a spread offense. So, they did that. and before that they had been recruiting. for the Wisconsin offense. Like big huge. dudes were going to play in a box or. whatever. So, then they recruited for. that and that didn't work. And now. they're going back to the old Wisconsin. ways after they had recruited for the. spread for so long. It's just like they.

don't I feel like they don't have an. identity. They've their starting quarter. quarterback has also gotten hurt the. last three seasons which also doesn't. help. Luke Fickle coming to a team near. you that's going to have national. championship hopes is what's happening. Feels like I don't know how many years. he has left on a contract or guaranteed. money, but Luke Fickle's name is going. to be one that like. >> we'd like him to become senior. consultant here. >> Oh yeah, >> for sure. Ah, State probably. Yeah. >> Oh, that. >> you know where is perfect for Guden? >> [ __ ] UCLA.

>> Yeah, right. >> Out in Cali. >> UCLA spends no money on football. >> Oh, they don't? >> No, I don't think so. I thought how'. they get Nico. >> Well, no one goes to the game. >> That's a good question. >> If they spend. >> That's actually a good question cuz the. the MO is like not all in on football. >> I don't know if his price was that high. >> Yeah, I was going to Wasn't that the big. thing is like the way he he kind of did. everything going in was like it spooked. a bunch of teams and he kind of just got. left over with what UCLA was willing to. offer. >> That's the whole conversation is who do. you have money? Are we supportive? How. what's the percentage of the rev share.

whenever that inevitably happens going. towards football? And then, you know, there's gonna be a lot of people that. don't care about any of that, just want. to be a head coach somewhere. So, those. teams are gonna have to hit with that. >> Well, and that's why with like the. Gruden stuff for like a guy who's all. about football, he doesn't want to go. [ __ ] coach in college. Like just. looking at what all that is required of. you being. >> He might be great at it though. >> He might be, but if but if the Tennessee. Titans job, if he if he hears that, like. he wants to coach in the NFL. If all he. is available to him is college, maybe. But he wants to coach in the NFL. He he.

screams SEC ball coach and I think. that's where he's going to end up. He's. public. He said it right. He would love. to coach in the SEC or Yeah. I I. >> What's going on with him in the NFL? Are. they still good friends or. >> Well, no. But I mean, like you said, you. know, different climate now than when it. was. And I I get we're not just going to. kind of wipe away that from history and. be okay. >> I think it's still happening though. >> I think it's still very much. >> in his favor. >> Yeah. >> Which doesn't help for potentially. getting back in. I'm just I'm just. saying if if everything is I mean and.

obviously he can't do that because. that's a very big part of it. But like. but if but if if that weren't if he had. the the choice he's obviously going to. go back and coach in the NFL. >> to Deb's point though. Yeah. I mean. we're a couple weeks away from Billy. Napier football having it run over in. Florida. Tell you that much. >> How far is Gainesville from Tampa? >> Oh I would assume probably two and a. half maybe three hours. >> Then he live in Tampa right? >> Yeah. Yeah. That's where his fired. football coaches of America offices. where he used to go in there 5 am watch. film every single day and then he had a.

vault there office obviously dry erase. board ran his entire [ __ ] it's like this. guy. >> him with lagway. >> maybe could figure it out. >> I don't know. >> unless lagway yeah might be playing at. Iowa next year. >> how's Granowki doing. >> I don't know you tell me Iowa scored 38. points on Friday night against a vaunted. Ruckers defense and they're right back I. mean their only losses against a team. that's, you know, right on the outside. of the top 10. So, I don't know. Are the. playoffs still on? I think. So, Mark. Growski had three rushing touchdowns,

threw for another one. Not too bad. >> He threw for one. >> Yeah. No, actually he did, but uh you. know, but he threw for like 189 yards, which is still another. >> first play. First play on Friday. >> Yeah. And he also he unleashed a couple. deep balls, which you know, and and we. Iowa actually caught those deep balls. He he wasn't just throwing them. They. >> Oh, so it was like a punt play for you. guys, but actually it was an offensive. put on offense. >> Yeah, it was it Hey, 38 points is no. joke. Rucker Ruckers was undefeated. >> Big one this weekend. >> Big one this weekend. That this this.

will for me this is the cuz you cannot. you cannot let Indiana come into Kinnick. and [ __ ] put up 70. >> Indiana. that's what I meant to say ear like. Indiana plays differently than every. other team in the Big 10. They do. Like. this is not like your traditional, you. know, like, hey, we're going to play. Wisconsin. They stink. We're going to. run it 65 times and we're going to end. up beating them by 10 to 14 points. You. can put Guess what? You You got to be.

scoring touchdowns against Indiana. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they're going to keep throwing and. throwing. >> Fernando Mendoza has played a lot of. ball. >> He has, but they also, you know, would. that game have been a little bit. different had it been in Champagne as. opposed to Maybe not cuz they beat the. [ __ ] out of them. Kick's a tough place. to play though. It is, you know, >> and Signetti can't wait to go in there. We're going to put on a show for them. kids. We're going to wave at him. We're. going to let them know. >> whole thing. >> This is new Indiana. >> You need You need to make Mendoza. uncomfortable. First first possession. I. want helmet to helmet when he's clearly.

out of bounds on the sideline. [ __ ]. hit him hard. >> That cannot be set the. is not allowed to be said between the. whistles. Between the whistles. >> No, he said when he's out of bounds. >> Clearly out of bounds. One step. Maybe. one step out. >> You're saying we need to hamper this. offense. >> Yeah. Got to set the tone early. Hey. Okay. You know what? You're you're maybe. going to be seeing 22 guys on defense. instead of 11. >> How are the Iowa graduates doing in the. NFL?

>> You know, solid. I mean, Caleb Johnson, you know, he had he had a bit of a. blunder first got the start. >> That ain't on him. Okay. This guy would. [ __ ] you know, he didn't return. kicks hard until at his freshman year. was the last time he'd return kicks. There's a couple times and he gets to. the NFL. They say, "Hey, guess what, kid? You're the [ __ ] guy now. I know. you're 6'2, 250. You got no business. [ __ ] back there returning kicks, but. that's that's what we need from you.". Outside of that, you know, I mean, a lot.

of guys from Iowa are hurt right now. >> Leaport is doing great. Jack Campbell's. doing great. >> Yep. Obviously, you can [ __ ] set your. watch to those guys being great every. year. >> Worfs back next week. >> That's what I mean. worse. You know, Hawinson's good. I mean, there are so. many goddamn Hawks in the NFL. I can't. even, you know, Van. >> Coup. >> Yep. Coupe. Obviously, Debbuts has just. been gushing about him week in week out, you know. So, >> you haven't put a white person on any of. your old everything. >> DB. That's early. >> Riley Moss. >> Last year.

>> Oh, remember that one time last year you. did that? >> Mhm. >> I saw a lot of paintings at Dez's house, too. >> Good painting. Beautiful paintings. Beautiful. >> What were they? What do you mean? What. were they? >> I was just looking around. >> Why are you laughing? >> I was just looking around. This is the. nicest decoration I've ever seen for a. house. Okay. Got a Heisman trophy is. just a [ __ ] decorative piece. >> Wow. >> This guy Super Bowl and and a Heisman. and has an eye for like actual art and. the way it's like his house is.

>> so nice. I I uh I was really impressed. by the whole thing. Backyard so sick. I. was going to say, is it like the indoor. outdoor living kind of thing that. >> got a Yeah, you can. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Got a basketball court in the back. Big. pool. Then he's got a gym off the end of. the pool. Uh gym was shut down. Everything was closed. I kind of just. made myself home, started looking around. and then uh got autographs from. everybody. That's everybody in the. history of football. Like just Hall of. Fame row basically across the top. And I. shut the door's gym, turned around, started walking. Almost fell into his. pool. >> Almost walked right into his pool.

Almost every part is just about over. >> Party is just about over. Almost fell. right into the pool. Not because if I. was intoxicated or anything like that, just I was looking around. Holy [ __ ]. this place is nice. And I stopped. I was. literally right on the edge. Right on. the edge. I might have cracked my head. actually. Yeah. So, thank God that. didn't. It was beautiful, though. House. is so nice. It was distracting. That was. kind of the issue. Dez's house. Nice. All right, last overreaction. This one's. from Top Gun Hatch here. # I don't want. to overreact, but. >> I seem to be stuck in [ __ ] groundhog. day, except it's not funny anymore. It's.

the same Steelers offense and same. Steelers defense. High Spain Elite, by. the way. Every week for six years, different coordinators, different. players, same results. Save me. Groundhog Days. Great movie. Okay. I. love that. I heard that maybe somebody. was trying to change that entire Gumps. What did Bull Rush tell us? They were. trying to do something with the. groundhog down there. You remember that? There was a conversation about maybe. PETA didn't want it to happen anymore or. something like that. >> They're trying to get rid of Groundhog. Day. >> Yeah, I think that was something I.

heard. Maybe there's a little bit of an. uproar about the treatment of said. groundhog. This fucker's living real. nice. >> Oh yeah, exactly. >> Living real nice. And I'm about sick of. it seeing it shadow and calling for. winter for another six weeks. But that's. what it does. It's like Dinardo. It's. more accurate than that. How do you. feel? >> Whoa. Whoa. >> [ __ ] groundhog's been throwing a. pretty good game. Remember, we want to. >> better than Dinardo. He ain't [ __ ]. Joe. >> I agree. Joe said it wouldn't. It did. But this [ __ ] groundhog the last. what, six years? >> Yeah. We want it to lose its head and.

its life every single groundhog day. And. then we're waiting what, five, six weeks. later and guess what? [ __ ] It's still. winner. >> He's right. >> What's this groundhog's name? >> Pony Phil. Staten Island Chuck. >> Staten Island Chuck is the impostor. >> Well, they were and then they brought a. lady in too. I think Phyllis, right? Pucks to Phyllis cuz Phil is getting a. little Phil wants to [ __ ] So we. >> That's kind of what they said. >> And so Phil did. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then Lil Phil came out. and I think there was something about. the treatment, but these guys are living. like kings and queens. Obviously, Phyllis. Uh, but Groundhog Day, good.

movie till it's not a good movie, especially if you're living in it. Uh, Tone, is this guy accurate? Do you think. this is an overreaction or no? >> Let me start with saying this. It's. tough to win football games in the NFL. >> That's right. >> Well said. Especially on the road. >> Steelers went and did that. >> Mhm. >> But no, they looked the exact same. Um, couldn't really block anybody. Um, statistically they have the worst third. and fourth down defense in the entire. NFL. Um, but they force a lot of. turnovers. So, if you could force four.

to five turnovers per game, uh, I think. they're going to be fine. Aaron Rogers. is. awesome. Like, he's he's been great. He. he there's pressure in his face every. single play. Uh, he made two of the. greatest throws. Uh, that one to. obviously DK. DK's been awesome, too. And then the one to Calvin Austin, uh, the winner later in the game, the back. shoulder throw was just so pretty. Aaron's been great. He just has no time. Uh, and the defense can't get off the. field nor stop the run. So, so yeah, I.

think the guy's pretty accurate. >> Five turnovers. >> Yep. >> It's not bad. >> That's great. >> Push it down in the end zone, Ben. But. don't break. Actually get the ball back. No points. These Steelers fans, I saw. Kaboli say these guys are never happy. Talking about you guys. Is that what. Kabali's entire. >> Because we're a smart fan base. We have. eyes and we can tell if a team is a. contender or not. So, >> and you don't think they're a contender? >> No, unfortunately not. >> Oh, no. >> Damn. >> Not as of week three. >> Jeez. >> All right.

>> You made the Super Bowl ball. >> They can get better. >> in the stop of the run. How did they do. stop? >> Agreed. >> They can get better. >> They won. >> Reminds you four for 18. >> Well, and and it was nice to hear Vable. say this weekend, they have a lot of. great players over there. you just know. exactly where they're going to be and. what they're going to do on every play. So. >> Frael said that about the Pittsburgh. Steelers. >> Yeah. >> And then they literally just leave 14. points on the board because of a fumble. Frael probably said, "We [ __ ] beat. that team.". >> Mhm. >> But he has to go tell the boys they gave. that one away. Five turnovers. Tough.

stuff. >> Yeah. Hold on to the [ __ ] ball, Mike. >> How about that? >> People in uh Boston are not happy this. morning because there has been a. sideby-side graphic of Gerard Mayo and. Mike Vrabel that has hit the internet. >> Oh no. And they have the same record, one and two to start, >> except Frabel's team has about 20 more. penalties and about six more turnovers. >> There it is. Yeah, >> boy. >> Oh, no. >> 14 more penalties. >> Five more turnovers. Five of them in one.

game. >> 14 more. >> Yeah. >> The the biggest difference here though. is uh one of them isn't just a complete. doofus and the other one's Mike Frabel. >> What? Don't talk on my former teammate. like that. >> I don't know. Okay. Um, my bad. The. other one went four and. >> put the graphic back up. Numbers don't. lie. Okay. I don't want to hear [ __ ]. film. What the number say? >> Okay. Numbers don't lie. So, at the end. of the season, if Rael is, I don't know, five and 12, then we can say it was. right.

>> I do wonder about some of this. turnovers, penalties, you name it. Like. that seems abnormal for a varable. operation. >> Absolutely. The fumbles for Stevenson? No, he is more touched. He has more. fumbles than touchdowns in the last two. years. Um, so that's expected. That's. kind of why a lot of people thought he. would be a cap casualty because he's. been doing this for [ __ ] ever. Um, but the other the other parts. >> we had him on our fantasy team last. year. >> The other parts of it and we don't this. year. Uh, like like Drake May.

>> and we're good this year. >> Drake May's f very good. Two and one. Drake May's fumble. That's just a rookie. mistake. Like that's the stuff you. expect to see, but that's also the stuff. you would rather see this year and have. all the rookies in doing their [ __ ]. rookie [ __ ] than having vets in who are. getting paid doing rookie things. Uh but. no, aside from that, I mean, Tony, me. me, Tony, and Nick talked a little after. the game. It it's it's very easy to feel. better about the Patriots today than it. is the Steelers. >> Okay. How many years is Drake a rookie?

>> What do you mean? >> Or just. >> Oh. Oh, the rookie mistake thing. Yeah, I mean, he only made it through five. games last year. Um, so if Anthony. Richardson was a rookie for the first. three years of his career, I think we. can give Drake 16 17 games and then. >> I'm with it. I'm on your side, by the. way. >> Yeah. Oh, I know. I know. >> I'm on your side. I picked the Patriots. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And he and he looks unbelievable. It was. just like, hey, Drake, little little. Carl Wentz here, right? Three guys on. top of you. You're trying to shovel pass. it three yards forward. Let's just take. a sack on first down and live to fight.

another step down. >> Too good of an ass. >> What quarter was that? That was the. fourth fourth quarter. >> Oh, so this is postconussion. Post. hustle play by Herbing. >> Great hustle play by Herbing though. >> It was in his defense. He slammed his. head off the turf harder than maybe any. human being's ever done so before. >> Yeah, it was a Wisconsin Badger. sandwich. >> Yeah. And then did you see him did you. see him crying after the play? That was. the hardest part is that he was stayed. on the ground and kind of complained. about it. >> The didn't even think about taking him. out of the game. >> No, no, they did. The unk picked up the.

grabbed the phone, but Drake May's daddy. was sitting right next to me said, "You. better put that [ __ ] phone down, son. My boy ain't coming out of this game.". >> And his uncle said, "All right. Uh, let's get to our picks.". We have faith in Drake. I have faith. I. I appreciate his toughness as well and. the fact that he's the best athlete on. the field, so he wants to make every. play happen. These are young player. mistakes. It feels like Patriots fans. are expecting that. Steelers get a win. Still not happy. Yeah, love that. Uh, let's go to tonight. AJ, you and I both.

not seeing the board exactly. Well, Debbut said he isn't either. 4 and a. half point favorites are the Baltimore. Ravens at home. Peter Shreger's there. Looked like the backdrop was wonderful. >> Yeah, >> looked like there was a little bit of a. lighter filter on him, too. I wonder if. the sun was just hitting at a certain. light that was kind of bright. >> brightening up our Peter Shreger, our. Emmy award winner, to let us know that. tonight is going to be all about the big. lights. Tonight, it's going to be all. about the stars. Over under 53 and a. half. Tonight, it's going to be. electrifying. Debbut, you can go first. here, pal. You like Detroit or.

Baltimore? With Baltimore favored by. four and a half. Wait, I guess is there. any other lines? >> It's four and a half across the board. There is uh 64% of the money is on. Baltimore and 78% is on the over. >> Debb, what say you? >> Yeah, I'm I'm I love that over. I'm sure. there'll be some great touchdown parlays. put together tonight. Uh also love uh. Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. I think. they win this and I think they win it. handily. Yeah, I know the Detroit Lions. put up a bunch of points last week last. last week against the Bears, but I think. uh Baltimore shows up. What was his.

record against NFC? 24-2 and I think 10. and two on Monday Night Football or. something crazy like something like. that. >> That's correct. 24-2 against the NFC. >> Yeah, I'm going with Lamar and the. Ravens. >> How do you feel, uh, Foxy about Darius. Butler saying, "Yeah, one of these teams. really good. The other team was good. last week." No, I don't blame Debbut at. all because my brain has been saying all. week that this one could be bad and I I. don't love that. But the last time they. played, we lost 38 to6 and it was one of. the worst games I've seen under the MCDC.

era. But with that being said, my heart. is saying maybe we ground and pal this. thing. Maybe we stretch the game out, make it short, run the ball, nine minute. possessions, score touchdowns. The. Ravens don't even get the ball. And then. I'll tell you guys this one. This is. what the stars are saying tonight. We. have a waxing crescent moon. The Detroit. Lions are 9 and one with a waxing. crescent moon. I'll just leave that out. >> Where are the Ravens? What are the. Ravens? >> I don't have that information. Interesting.

>> 60 and know they've never lost. >> Interesting. Um, my brain has been. telling me this could be bad. >> I don't know why my brain's saying that. I don't like that my brain's saying. that. That's basically what Foxy just. said. >> 100%. >> I think we should win this. My heart's. like, "Yeah." And then all of a sudden, my brain's like, "Shut up, dude. This is. going to be a blow up.". >> The matchup's just so bad. And the. Ravens are so good. We have a very tough. schedule this year. I would say this is. the toughest game all year long in. Baltimore Monday night. It's just very, very difficult.

>> And according to a AI, seven and two on. Monday Night Football. 22 touchdowns, zero interceptions. >> Who's that? >> Lamar Jackson. >> Okay. Pretty good stats. >> Pretty good. >> Uh AJ, who do you like? How do you like. it? I was waffling a bit honestly until. I heard Da and Da just confirmed what I. was leaning towards uh all along. Give. me Baltimore minus four and a half at. home. >> Yeah. And we're both ass picking the. spread this weekend. So it doesn't. matter what happens in this game. I'll. do a team ride if we're all rolling. >> I'll do a team ride with the AFC North.

Uh even though I like the AFC North and. I like the Lions. I like the Ravens a. lot. I like Lamar Jackson a lot. A lot. And I hope Chuck Pano has a great Monday. Night Football experience. Man, MCDC though. >> Chuck was watching the show. >> Yeah, I was gonna say four and a half's. a Chuck's a pretty large number. >> Jeez. >> At home. >> team that just put up 50 home record. this week. >> Oh yeah. >> 12 and three home teams. >> I want to alt spread the Ravens to nine. and a half.

>> Ton really likes the Ravens. All right. So, who's this for? >> Got to be for the Lions. >> For the Lions. Yeah. >> Lions. Yeah. >> Need a logo to break it up. >> Uhoh. That might go. >> Oh, >> all right. Sweet. I'm taking the Ravens. >> Boom. >> All right. Be a friend. Tell a friend. something nice. It might change your. life. We're in this thing together. Never forget it. Got a big one tomorrow. Overreacting to everything that happens. tonight with BA in studio. >> Yeah. Hell yeah. >> Anybody got anything? >> What a weekend. >> Hell of a week. >> Fantastic week. Great weekend. >> Enjoy enjoy this prime time game. Okay.

Don't have You never know when they're. going to be good. And even the ones that. are on the schedule, quarterbacks might. get hurt. So, we got two healthy teams, two healthy offenses. Enjoy some points. >> Team on me. Team on three. One, two, three. Goodbye.