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start damn it. >> Your friend, tell a friend something. nice could change their life. sport. >> Hello, beautiful people and welcome to. our spooky humble abode, the DraftKings. Thunderdome on this happy Halloween. Friday, October 30th, 2046. This sports. program begins now. FOOTBALL. >> IS SPECTACULAR. OBVIOUSLY, last night, week eight of the NFL season, kicked off.
in a huge way as the Green Bay Packers. cover and beat the Panthers. Panthers. now lose two straight. Three and four, five and three of the Green Bay Packers. Is Jordan Love a guy? Is Christian. Watson a living, breathing WWE superstar. as he gets taken out of Lambo in an. ambulance in full pads just in case. We. don't want to touch anything. They. thought he maybe had a punctured lung. He was uh coughing up some blood. They. thought he fractured his rib. Maybe it. got into his lung. We need to get you to.
a scan immediately as possible. He says, "No problem. Let me get in that. ambulance." They check him. They scan. him. He says, "Do I have a heartbeat? Am. I allowed to play?" They say, "Yeah." He. said, "You want me to get an Uber? Do. you want the package yet?" He goes, "No. Put me back in the ambulance that. brought me over here in the first. place." Gets delivered back to Lambo. Finds himself jogging out of the tunnel. as if I am a. glass break of Stone Cold Steve Austin. comes. Lambo goes crazy. They've been. celebrating a lot this evening. The.
Milwaukee Brewers got back just in time. to make it out there to get a nice. rousing ovation. Terrain would do a. Lambo leap. The boys would have a. spectacular Thursday night in Green Bay. in NFL week eight of the NFL season. Uh. I think start out with quite a bang. Now. we look forward to the best weekend of. all time, the next weekend. We look. forward to what's about to happen for. Halloween. I am a obvious gold medal. hockey player paying homage to Jackie. Hughes who took the hearts, souls, and.
happiness from Canada whenever he scored. in overtime of the gold medal game. Now, Jackie Hugh is a member of the New. Jersey Devils. I don't know if they're. going to win it all because the. Pittsburgh Penguins will. I just wanted. to pay my respects, even put paint on my. teeth, which might not be a good thing, but this is what Halloween's about. Halloween's about celebrating not being, you know, uh, normal every day. Halloween's about getting dressed up, having a good time. Halloween is about. celebrating life. Let's go to two people. that are certainly doing that today. Uh. the toxic table, we got Joker. You look.
phenomenal. >> Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. Uh. very underrated part of having a wife is. she can do makeup. And uh boy, this was. awesome. I'm very excited about how it. looks. You know, I don't know how I got. these scars. Uh I don't know why I had a. lisp every time I do it, but it just. happens naturally. >> Okay. So, I didn't know in real time. whether or not you were going to be. Joker the entire time or Boston Connor. grateful for the decision you made, but. if you would have went Joker the entire. time, I would have completely understood. because Halloween, you got to buy into. these types of things. >> No doubt about it. I mean, I didn't wake. up at 5:00 in the morning, and get this.
makeup done for no reason. Uh, but I. can't do the impressions. I think we. figured that out all racer Raone at. Mania a few years ago. I think that. lasts about 2 minutes. And when you're. sitting next to an actual um you know. impersonationist who's unfortunately not. here today, but when you do on a. dayto-day, you kind of just have more. respect for the people that can't sound. exactly like uh the people they are. impersonating. >> So we don't want to disrespect anybody. else. I'm not talking like Jackie. >> Exactly. Yeah. We're just dressing up. like them. You look spectacular. Happy. Halloween to you, Con. >> Happy Halloween.
>> Happy week to the NFL season. >> Hell yeah. Pumped. >> Uh sitting next to Joker is once again, I believe, haven't seen him in a year. Heavenly Hulkster. Heavenly Hulks, congrats on a big win for the Packers. last night on Thursday Night Football. >> Yeah, absolutely massive, dude. I mean, it's what you dream about when you. start, you know, the the start of the. NFL week. Hey, you want to win on. Thursday night. Now, I do want to say, okay, we talked about it a little bit. Heavenly Hulkster is about this close, but not atomic leg drop, but I'm I'm. going to go grab Trey Smack with these.
26-INCH PYTHONS, PUT HIM IN A SLEEPER. HOLD, and put him out for about I don't. know, 8, nine months. THAT GUY'S [ __ ]. DONE. I'M DONE WITH HIM. Do you get. extra points OFF THE UPRIGHTS? I MEAN, YOU SEE THE CROWD GOING CRAZY WHEN THIS. GUY MAKES A GODDAMN extra point, dude. He's an NFL kicker. Make your kicks. Okay. Outside. >> He's a rookie. He's miss eight. >> I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE. YEAH, they. showed us his field goal percentage last. night. It's like 63%. The hell is this, dude? You kidding me? ARE WE PLAYING.
EIGHTMAN FOOTBALL IN SOUTH DAKOTA? OR. ARE YOU PLAYING FOR ONE OF THE MOST. PRESTIGIOUS FRANCHISES IN THE NFL in the. Green Bay Packers, dude? But he wasn't. to be outdone. The Packers also decided. to get, you know, Coleman Owen, WHOEVER. THE [ __ ] THAT IS. HE'S. >> FORMER NORTHERN Arizona lumberjack. >> Sure. Yeah. An Ohio Bobcat. Uh he's been. living in India. I guess he's been on. the Colts practice squad for a long. time. Uh he gets activated last night. Fubbles the opening kickoff. Great. I. never want to see THIS GUY WEARING GREEN.
AND GOLD EVER AGAIN. Outside of that, Jordan Love's fantastic. Green Bay. Packer still can't run the football, but. that defense is for real, brother. >> Yeah, it is for real. I know you like. good defense. That was Coleman again. saving about 20 yards of field position. there on a punt where. >> Yeah, sure. OR JUST, YOU KNOW, POOPING. IN HIS GIRDLE, [ __ ] HIS PANTS, NOT. WANTING TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE he had. made about three to four minutes before. that look. So, I get it. Scott Moore's. on the IR, dude. You think Matthew. GOLDEN CAN'T GO BACK THERE AND FEEL A. PUTT? HE DON'T NEED TO RETURN IT. CALL. FOR A FAIR CATCH. HE'S AT THE 50 YARD.
LINE. OKAY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO RUN IT. BACK FOR A TOUCHDOWN? WE AREN'T. DEPENDENT ON YOU TO WIN THE GAME. WE. JUST DON'T NEED YOU TO LOSE THE GAME. They won. So, IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BIG. OF A DEAL. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'm getting. so worked up, but. >> got to work yourself into a shoe, BROTHER. >> A LITTLE BIT, BROTHER. YOU KNOW, BUT. THAT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. They're five. and three. And I Oh, man. I swear to God. if I see Coleman Owen returning punts or. returning kicks the next two weeks. against the likes of the Patriots,
>> right? >> Or the Vikings, >> right? >> We're going TO HAVE SOME REAL ISSUES, DUDE. >> Real issues. >> I thought you'd be excited to come back. down from heaven. First of all, congratulations on making it another. year in heaven. I mean, that was. >> I I agree. And listen, I told you guys. last year, who knew St. Peter was such a. hulkimediac? I got up to those pearly. gates and he ba, you know, I basically. got, you know, VIP treatment. Still. getting it. Um, it's the best. You know, whatever the Hulkster needs, whatever. the Hulkster desires, he gets. Uh, got.
new friends coming in all the time. LET'S JUST SAY I'VE BEEN DANCING. HORIZONTALLY with Dolly PARTON QUITE A. BIT and it ain't the worst thing they. ever do. >> I miss Dolly obviously in heaven. We. appreciate that. Uh, I like that the. Hulkster is a welcoming committee to. heaven. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm. basically on the board of directors now. What? >> Uh yeah, it's pretty much God, Jesus, Hulkster, St. Peter. Uh so, you know, WE. HAVE BOARD MEETINGS ABOUT ONCE a week.
Sit around, crack a couple beers, play. some cards, you know. Uh I hit them all. with a couple leg drops. They they seem. to love it. Again, they're all. Hulkmaniacs. But yeah, if you if you. thought the Hulkster wasn't doing okay, boy, are you mistaken. >> What about Coach Dicka? You know, uh, Coach Dick had definitely made it to. heaven. We understand that. He did he. bring you a couple of cigars for you. guys? >> YEAH, HE TRIED TO BLOW SOME CIGAR SMOKE. IN MY FACE. I said, "Hey, listen. You. ain't you ain't the the head honcho. around here." Boom. Hit him with a, you. know, I hulked up BIG TIME. COUPLE BIG.
RIGHT HANDS. GAVE HIM A COUPLE beat your. ass, Heavenly Hulk. Yeah. You don't want. anything to do with Heavenly Mike Dick. >> Uh, you know what? Yeah, maybe Dick. could compete my ass cuz guess what? Chuck Norris came up and everybody. always talking about how tough Chuck. Norris is. Apparently, this guy still. hold a grudge from Wrestlemania 2 where. I BASICALLY SAID, "HEY, KARATE'S FOR. [ __ ] PAL. COME GET THE RING.". >> BECAUSE I'M THE HOLSTER. I'M DOING THE. real stuff up there. You know, >> atomic leg drops, you know, uh, big.
potatoes, big kicks, you know, running. the ropes, PUTTING GUYS TO SLEEP. KARATE'S COOL, MAN. >> CHUCK NORRIS IS BREAKING boards with. Barry Gabruki and Sidekicks. It's a. great movie. We watch it ALL THE TIME AT. MY MOVIE NIGHTS, but I didn't know Chuck. Norris, you know, uh, he still had a bit. of a gripe with me. I BEAT THE PISS OUT. OF him one night. And let's just say me. AND CHUCK UH, WE WE'VE KIND OF squashed. that beef. We're all good now, dude. But. in terms of Dicka beating my ass. Ain't. nobody beat the Hulkster's ass up here,
dude. Cuz that's a You know what? You. put you lay hands on the Hulster. That's. a one-way trip to double H. >> Yeah. H [ __ ] Yeah, you get it. You. get it. >> Andre the Giant is beating your ass up. there. >> Are you saying Triple H DOUBLE O HOCKEY? >> YEAH, I AM. I AM. SO, EVERYONE KNOWS UP. HERE. BUT, BUT AGAIN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE. IT'S HEAVEN, DUDE. WE'RE NOT, you know, we're not throwing ters at each other. left and right. Everybody, you know, being all pissy and mean. WE'RE HAVING A. GOOD TIME. AGAIN, whatever you whatever. your heart desires,
>> you come by the Hulkster and he sees if. he can make it work for you. >> I didn't know you kind of dropped in. there. You have movie nights. I'm happy. you're hosting that for the dude. >> Hope you watch The Mosquito Bowl, Heavenly Hulkster. >> We'll see if I can get that, you know, direct release. Uh maybe you can do. something for me about that. >> It's in theaters right now. Heavenly. Hulks, you guys don't have A MOVIE. >> I'M DEAD, DUDE. YOU THINK YOU THINK. THEY'RE SENDING THEM BIG ASS FILM REELS. UP TO HEAVEN? HOW WOULD YOU EVEN GET. THEM UP THERE? I'M SURE THE Hulkster. could pull a few streaks. >> I'm sure I could. I MEAN, I LISTEN, I. DON'T KNOW THE LOGISTICS, but one of my.
best buddies, uh I don't actually know. his real name, unfortunately. I should. probably do that. But Principal. Building, I I DID NOT THINK THAT HE. WOULD ingratiate himself into the. Hulksters inner circle so soon, but he's. a big time TV star, big- time movie. star. So, yeah, MAYBE I'LL SAY, "HEY, DICK. UH, we're going to need the. mosquito full on Blu-ray up here ASAP.". >> If the teacher pops a test, >> I know I'm a MESS AND MY DOG AIN'T ON MY. HOME CLASS. I.
>> I'll ride low in my chair. I listen I I. ONLY KNOW IT'S ALL RIGHT CUZ I'LL SAY BY. THE IS ALL RIGHT CUZ I'LL STAY BY THE IS. ALL RIGHT CUZ I'LL SAY BY THE BELL DUDE. screen jump there. >> We're not going to talk about Dustin. Diamond right now. >> Okay. Okay. >> You and Dustin Diamond do have some. things in common. >> Yeah, you can say that again. >> Let's go to one half OF THE HAMMER. COWBOYS. James Bond, I do believe. Good.
to see you, James. Yeah, thank you. The. opening scene of Spectre, the immortal. James Bond, played by Daniel. Oh, look, it's perfect. Yeah, that's who I am. >> I like that you said I need photo. evidence. Everybody knows exactly who I. am, what I am, Foxy, you need to pop. that up as soon as I start talking about. this thing. Yeah, you do look exactly. like it. Same jawline and everything. So, yeah, no doubt. Hey, last night. Packers cover. That's good. Our boost. doesn't hit yet again. Although, we can. take a sack. >> on first and 10 from our own 20 with 25. seconds left with no timeouts.
and just runs. a little. Bryce Young in the Panthers offense. loses to this Packers defense. He's not. able to hit 220 yards even though Jordan. Love surpassed it easily. Bryce Young. going into this game, second most pass. yards per game in the entire NFL. He had. been able to spin it. A lot of these. RPOS's and quick shots and takes and. everything like that have been working. very well and then the last two weeks. it's kind of slowed down. AP Tone, I'm.
sorry, James Bond, the one from that one. particular scene at that one particular. time. >> Thank you. Kind of specific. >> How how should we how should we look at. this weekend now with what happened last. night? >> Yeah, we were close. Um, we were not. close for a lot of the night when uh. when Bryce had 53 yards at half. I. thought we might be in trouble, but. yeah, the last drive that we had, we had. a chance to get over the 220. He. finished with 209. Kind of disappointing. on his part. It was also my fault as. well. I was way too confident about the. boost last night. But four and four on. the season. We will get back in the lab.
for next Thursday and figure that one. out as well. Uh but no, so that's two. straight weeks on Thursday night that. the favorite has covered after not. covering for 10 straight or 10 straight. prime time games, excuse me. So, you. know, maybe the tide is turning for. favorites because it's been a bit of a. doggy year so far. >> Yeah, maybe we're starting to learn who. should be the favorites and who should. be the dogs. It's been a very fun week. here uh at the spooky DraftKings. Thunderdome. We'd like to say thank you. to Zitto for decorating this place up. making this place look real. A lot of. decorations, a lot of magic, a lot of. time invested in this thing.
>> I think the big pumpkin skeleton. Awesome. >> Yeah. Sick. So good. >> Elephant getting decorated. Sick. >> Dragon new one this year. I do believe. really. I appreciate maybe I and I think. with the hoses coming out of the back. has a chance for some of the fire. A. Frankenstein Headless Horseman. This. one's brand new. Then we got a bunch of. stuff across the green. We'd like to say. uh we hope you are enjoying the holiday. as much as we have in this Thunderdome. the last couple days. >> Yeah, it's been absolutely magnificent.
All the decorations are they're just, you know, bar part, you know, they're. but. I don't know what I was going to say. there because just walked by. The only. thing about Dolly's Can. Sorry, dude. Uh, THE ONLY THING I CAN CONCENTRATE. RIGHT NOW IS THIS BIG SASQUATCH LOOKING. SON [ __ ] I WALKED BY THAT EARLIER. It's big. It's positioned weird. It. smells like [ __ ] Can we GET THIS THING. OUT OF HERE? What the hell IS.
IT? OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GET THE. HELL OUT OF HERE. >> NO, YOU GET THE HELL. >> I'm going to go kill everybody. >> What? How? HOW DID HE GO TO WHAT? >> Dragging its right leg there a little. bit. It might have a broken wheel. It's. Did. >> Did that thing find a microphone.
perfectly after after hitting you in. that one? It's going to go kill. everybody. >> Genius. Wow. >> Super smart gorilla. >> Thank god that thing didn't attack us. >> Tried for a second. >> That was scary when that thing moved. >> There's no way Zo put that in as a. decoration. I don't know. Someone sneak. in here. >> I don't know. I It I think a thing did. Yeah. >> Yeah. Thing was here all last night all. this morning. Hasn't moved yet. >> It's been a sketchy couple days here. That would make sense if somebody would. try to get in here. I mean, we got to. have better security around here. >> No kidding. >> How's that thing sneak in and we just go. Yeah. Aokh.
put it in. >> Yeah, you're right. Who knows? Let's. pivot away from Halloween. Happy uh. we're okay and be on the lookout out. there for a m That thing was what nine. nine feet tall. >> at least eight and a half nine. >> I saw you get scared Hulkster. >> CLIP ONE OF MY WIGS, DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT. HAPPENS IF YOU LOSE ONE OF THESE? >> YEAH, BINGO. YOU BECOME AN ARCHANGEL AND. NOT LIKE MICHAEL, YOU KNOW, THE JOHN. TRAVOLTA MOVIE. You're not FALLING RIGHT. BACK DOWN TO EARTH. YOU'RE GOING RIGHT. TO HELL, DUDE. >> THAT THING was trying to send you, heavenly hulkster, all the way to hell.
And now it's going out there to kill. everybody. Wow, that's crazy. >> Get your gun, Bill. >> Joining us now away from Halloween and. from big scary things about to go out. into society and potentially kill him. He's the greatest college football coach. of all time. I don't know if you got a. chance to watch the dock up there. Heavenly Hulkster. I think it'd be good. >> I did. Magnificent. >> Okay. Joker, would you have expected. Heavenly Hulkster to watch the Sabin. dock? Definitely. Right. >> Yeah, I assume so. But from the sounds. of it, Dolly Parton has been taking up a. lot of his time. >> Yeah. And. >> we watched it together.
>> I know. I doubt that heavenly honks are. joining us now. Actually, you would know. we would not. Hopefully, I'll get a. chance to learn someday. Seventime National Champion, >> ladies and gentlemen, the greatest. college football coach of all time. Emmy. award-winning television personality for. college game day. And I assume his doc. will win some as well. Coach Ser, >> baby dude. >> How you doing, coach? >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> So, I only have one I have a question. for the Hulkster. >> Okay. >> Before we get started. Yeah.
>> Do they have any Xanax up there where. you are? Cuz you need some, hom. >> Well, you know what, dude? Uh, first of. all, coach, from one goat to another. Uh, I'd just like to tip my cap to you. But no, IF YOU WATCH MY DOCUMENTARY, UH, THEY BASICALLY said you you should have. seen the kind of cocktail the Hulkster. was on. Nothing's slowing this guy down, brother. Say X. You know, it's you know. what? IT'S GOING TO TAKE ABOUT 10. BULLETS TO THE FOREHEAD. >> YEAH. WELL, we're not pulling for any of. that. Coach Sabin, thank you for the. motivation to heavenly Hulkster. It's.
not just Hulk Hogan. This is the. heavenly version of Hulk Hogan because. uh Hulk Hogan's in heaven now. And uh. that's what Heavenly Hulkster tells us. And he is kind of the king of Go ahead. What were you going to do, Ty? >> Going to SAY THAT ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN. KNOCKED OVER BY DALLAS CLARK. I was. ruining it, dude. >> Uh anyways, coach, we appreciate you. joining us. You're down there in. Bloomington. The great state of Indiana. is hosting College Game Day. Cannot wait. to get down there. Your thoughts on this. Indiana Hooers team. obviously had a. loss two weeks ago. Close win last week.
Now they're favored by 20 and a half. points against Minnesota. Game day. coming to town. A lot of eyes. How do. you feel about where coach Signetti and. the Indiana Hooers are at this exact. moment in time? >> Well, I I like Indiana's team. I mean, they have a really really good defensive. team. Uh they've been able to get a lot. of u tackles for loss. They affect the. quarterback, lots of sacks, uh stop the. run pretty well. Uh they've been able to. get turnovers. So, uh, this is a really. good Indiana defensive team. The last. couple weeks, they struggled a little.
bit on offense to score points, but I. still think they have the right. components in place. And, you know, one. thing that people don't talk about, which is really hard to manage as a. coach, is, you know, they've played how. many games each week in a row? Like. seven or eight games. And without a byee. in there or uh without some time to give. your players a little time to recover, sometimes that affects your performance. a little bit. So coming out of a byee, I. I look for them to to really hit the. next gear.
>> Josh Hoover, quarterback, comes in uh. trying to replace Fernando Mendoza. Fernando Mendoza won the Heisman a. national championship, had a perfect. season, and was the number one overall. pick uh in the NFL draft. For Hoover has. the ability, has the skill. Charlie. Becker obviously a great offensive. weapon. Marsh as well. How do we feel. about where Hoover stands as his Indiana. Hooser career is in the middle of. blossom right now? >> Yeah, I think he's done a really good. job for him. Uh I don't think that you. can replace, you know, Fernando. Uh I. think you have to go do what you do and.
do it well. Um I think Nick Marsh has. played well for him. Um Becker is a good. receiver. Are they as explosive as they. were a year ago? Probably not. Uh, but I. think they have enough tools to be a. really really effective offensive team. and um I I I I like this team, man. I. especially like them on defense. And, you know, I think Hoover is very. capable. Uh, and I think they're they're. they're a good, consistent, efficient. offensive team. And, you know, Coach Sig. has always made it easy for the.
quarterback. You know, quarterback. efficiency is something that he's known. for. And, uh, I don't think it's any. different right now. And I think you're. going to see this offensive team kind of. take off here toward the end of the. year. >> Okay, there was an Illinois game last. year where Indiana basically got a. chance to tell everybody how you doing. They 50 pieced them. It was supposed to. be really close. I'm not saying that's. what this weekend feels like because how. could you with this Minnesota squad? They just beat Iowa. I think we all. liked Iowa. Coach PJ Fleck, master. motivator, has been there for a long. time. They have a chance to do something.
special as 20 point dogs with all eyes. on Bloomington, do they not in. Minnesota? >> Yeah. Well, you know, Minnesota's. another team that has a really, really. good defensive team. They gave Iowa a. tough time last week. Uh they got four. turnovers in the game. Uh they stopped. Iowa's running game pretty well. Uh so. anytime you can play good defense to me. and keep yourself in the game. Uh that's. the key to the drill in terms of giving. yourself a chance to win in the end. So, and I think Minnesota's a team that can.
do that. But I think I think Indiana's. going to, you know, start showing their. true colors here and really start. dominating people. >> Not the only huge game in the Big 10. Let's travel out to the West Coast. James Bond has a question for you, coach. >> Yeah, coach. I do. Um, USC is hosting. Ohio State and in a huge one this. weekend for both programs. Obviously, Julian Sain is hurt, so we're going to. see the backup quarterbacks for Ohio. State. And then for USC, Lincoln Riley. needs a needs a signature win. you know, it's getting really, really loud over.
there. What are your thoughts on Ryan. Day and his game plan potentially for. the new quarterback owner into USC? >> Well, I think the key to the drill is is. >> can Ohio State maintain balance because. the quarterback is effective enough to. be able to get the ball to Jeremiah. Smith and some of the other weapons they. have and not just become one-dimensional. run where the other team can play an. eight-man front, not respecting what the. quarterback can do. Uh, I think if. that's the case, you know, Ohio State. probably will struggle. Uh, but they.
have too many weapons outside not to be. able to utilize them. And, um, so I. think that's going to be the key and. it's going to be interesting to see how. Ryan Day and Ohio State sort of, you. know, manage this new quarterback. situation and how this quarterback can. utilize the other players on the team. Although, I don't think this quarterback. needs to win the game for him. uh he. just needs to be efficient and effective. enough not to lose it uh and make the. kind of big- time errors that will put.
you in the hole um and you know put your. defense in the hole. So I I I I think. that I I like Ohio State's team though. They had a good offensive line. Uh and I. I think this quarterback just needs to. be efficient and effective enough to. keep the other team honest on defense. I. don't want to um act like I could do it. because I'm not ever that talented and. never have been. But with Jeremiah. Smith, if we can protect him, from my. understanding, this guy is good brain. even though he's very young and can spin.
it. If you just get it into what, like a. fourth a quadrant of the field, I think. Jeremiah Smith is going to help you out. there. And then if the offensive line. can get the run game going, I know it's. a huge loss. haven't seen, especially. with the amount of experience he's had. But the way they're constructed, you. would think they could be able to. continue on the offensive side. I like. them and they've already got their loss. out of the way. You know, they've. already got their loss out of the way. mentally. Now, you talk about the. quarterback situation in Ohio State. There was a bunch of those brewing. One. of them seemingly simmered down a little. bit. The Joker has a question for you, coach. >> Yeah, coach Pat talking about Texas and.
Arch Manning. You know, another huge. ranked win at home for Arch. and it's. been much quieter this week cuz last. week it was, hey, this guy's got a short. leash. Let's see what happens, you know, in the first half, first quarter even. Um, is that conversation over? Do you. think he's kind of quelled that in the. backup QB and getting benched and giving. that guy some time? Do you think that's. over or how does that kind of work with. Stark going forward with Arch? Is it. still, hey, short leash, if we have. another bad game, bad half even, we're.
going to have to give the backup some. looks? Well, you know, I think that's up. to Arch. You know, I think Sarkc made it. very clear when he had a meeting with. Arch and said to him, "Look, we can't. win with this guy. You know, this guy. that's playing like he played in a. couple of the games. We can't win with. that guy." And, uh, it's always a tough. decision for a coach to make a change. like that when you have, you know, a. highprofile player who's very capable. and is shown at times he's very capable. Uh but at the same time I think if Arch. doesn't continue to play with.
consistency and Sark's going to keep it. in the bag. You know I always say you. know the bench is a pretty good. motivator especially if a guy is a great. competitor which I think Arch is. So, uh, the threat that he may not be. entitled to the job may be something. that motivates him, uh, and keeps him. motivated through the rest of the season. cuz it's going to be important that. Texas went out, uh, to be able to do. that and he's going to have to play well. for them to be able to do it. >> Would be crazy if Arch Manning was.
benched, which is why it was such a loud. conversation last week when it was. potentially on the table for Texas. And. you've talked before about the bench. being a good motivator. Extra. competition is a good motivator. And. irrelevancy. You know, a chance of being. uh just remembered in a negative light. is certainly a motivator as well. Love. that Arch Manning showed up and played. his best game he's played in some time. I think that tells us a lot about him. Now, we were out in uh Big 12 country. the last two weeks for College Game Day. They got a lot of teams. Go ahead, Hulkster.
>> Yeah, coach. you know, with those two. weeks, you know, the conversation kind. of changed from Big 10 SEC and said, "Hey, is the is the Big 12 going to kind. of crash the party here, get multiple. teams in?" Well, obviously, you know, they kind of cannibalize themselves. A. bunch of their higher ranked teams get. beat by unranked teams. Do you think. we're back to, you know, the the Big 12. maybe being like a a one bid league or. do you still think this is as strong as, you know, the Big 10 or the SEC and it's. just going to take a couple weeks and. that now the CRE might rise to the crop,
dude? >> Well, I I think that when you look at. the SEC for example, and I know. everybody thinks I'm an SEC homer, but. um the one and two loss teams, they have. 10 more losses coming up between them. because they're all going to play each. other. So, you talk about cannibalizing, you know, some teams. Uh, that's going. to happen in the SEC for sure. It could. happen in the Big 12. Although, I do. think there's three or four teams in the. Big 12. Utah, BYU, I don't know about. Texas Tech, you know, they they didn't. look so good last week against.
Cincinnati. I think Arizona, you know, might be a team. So, that they've got. some really really good teams. And I. think whoever hits the second gear now. at this point in the season and can. finish, you know, who who can prove that. they can finish, you know, finish games, finish plays, play well in the fourth. quarter, you know, I mean, we're talking. about Texas. They haven't done that. They've been ahead 14 points. They were. ahead 21 points last week. They let the. other team come back. But you got to be. able to finish, man. And it takes some.
maturity and mental toughness to be able. to do that. And that's going to be the. the key to the drill in the Big 12 to. me. which one of these teams can step up. and finish at the end of the season. >> There's a team that's kind of lurking in. the Big 10. Um, and we talked about it. this morning. I think we've all talked. about it. Who's the next Indiana that. pops up out of nowhere? I mean, obviously Northwestern's been in that. conversation. UCLA though, hey, >> what Bob Trez has been able to do, is. that not something that is very special, especially for a storied traditional. program like UCLA. If he could showcase.
it, this is just like Signetti at. Indiana. Basketball plays just like UCLA. basketball plays. If you can show that. you can have success, I think there's a. lot of money that could potentially get. invested into your program if you're. able to do that. Feels like Bob. Chzning's already done that in his first. year out there. Is that how you feel, coach? And what are your thoughts on how. he's been able to do it? >> Yeah, absolutely. I mean, they were able. to run the ball. They've shown good. balance. I mean, they lost their. quarterback. They overcame it. Uh the. the guy coming in has been effective. enough uh you know, for them. They play.
good defense. Uh, and they seem like one. of those teams that just has the right. kind of chemistry between the coach, the. player, how they're going about their. season. Uh, not necessarily playing. toward to the level of the competition, but playing to their standard. Uh, which, you know, not very many teams. have been able to do that this year. So, uh, I think that's a real plus for UCLA. and the kind of success that they're. capable of having. >> Ohio State's out at USC this weekend out. there in LA. >> Sellout. >> Yeah, it is.
>> Look out. Is that Buckeyes fans? >> Oh, yep. >> Does UCLA, you know, if they USC. obviously Lincoln Raleigh always going. to have the talent, always going to have. the story, always have the name. But if. UCLA gets hot, I don't want to say LA is. a place that says like, oh, this seems. like a good time. Let's go ahead and do. that. But it does feel like it's kind of. a, hey, this seems like a good time. Let's go ahead and do that. I'll be. excited to see what their program can. become. The more schools that get great. at football, the more we love. Hey. coach, we appreciate you so much. Happy. early birthday, Coach. >> Thank you guys. I appreciate it. Always.
a joy and you guys are having a heck of. a time on Halloween. It was fun to. watch. >> Hey, thank you, coach. As are you. I. like that you dressed up like the. greatest college football coach of all. time. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Coach. S. >> Yeah, coach. Thank you, dude. >> I do like a good Halloween conversation. with people and as they have to answer. actual questions, you know, like I mean, uh, James Bond over here asked Coach. Sabin a question. Coach Shab doesn't bat. an eye, doesn't say like, "Wow, this is. ridiculous that this is coming from this. particular face." Instead, he just.
answers the question exactly how you. would hope that he would do. I I uh a. little bit of commotion here. >> Oh, wow. >> What? >> Yep. Yeah, that's a. >> Oh my god. Is that the. >> That's AJ Hawk. WHAT. >> THE HELL DO. you do that? >> Okay. Okay. Okay. What? Uh. >> new rug. Gorilla rug. He's really dead. >> What? Rest. Rest in peace, I guess. Guys, >> piss is right.
>> Rest in piss. Uh, abominal So, whatever. that was. Exactly. AJ, I didn't. >> Good to be here, >> ladies and gentlemen. College football. national champion, Super Bowl champion, Ryan Cuper, uh, Bigfoot Hunter. >> Mhm. >> AJ Hawk. >> Hey, thank you. What? >> Rough morning. >> Covered in blood. >> Yeah, covered in blood. sweaty, out of. breath. I Yeah. >> All right. So, what happened? So, >> I was watching the program, you know, in. the attic in Ohio and I saw this giant. monster when you guys were uh you had.
like the wide shot. I saw this thing. moving. I'm like, that thing. >> you saw it moving. We didn't. >> Something's going on in there. Something. going on. He may not be able to see or. hear to know when to come up, but that. thing looks like it is moving. I think. >> Oh, you think you were staging or or the. whole time? >> I felt like it was weird. So, yeah. So, I just ran down the stairs. You know, obviously I got a little bit of a battle. out here in the front, you know, front. lawn. He was trying to take a bite out. of Connor's car. Jeez, what? We put him. down. Well, you used to kill him, dude. >> You're right. Well, >> right here. >> Both of them. Yeah, I hit that guy in. the head uh 72 times, I believe. Yeah.
>> Wow. >> You got a lot of blood on you. I don't. see many uh. >> Well, cuz it's all internal bleeding for. him, you know. He has no I couldn't, you. know, look how thick that skin is. I. couldn't like couldn't get that. >> So, this is all your own blood that. we're seeing. >> Yeah, a lot of my own blood. A little. bit in his mouth. You can't see right. there. You know, I didn't want I didn't. want the kids to get scared. >> Yeah. >> Happy Halloween, AJ. >> Happy Halloween. I'm very sweaty. I bet. you are. >> It's a good battle. >> Uh, thank you for saving the world like. that. >> You're welcome. Thank you. Honestly, you. know, it was kind of fun. I like. adversity. >> You know, some people some people have.
one Halloween costume. >> Mhm. >> Some people have. >> a full play with two of them. And I want. to let you know I appreciate those. people more than your back. AJ, you said. you saw this and said, "I got to go save. these guys." Especially when you watched. it find a microphone perfectly. >> and found a a microphone. >> It's weird seeing it on camera like. that. I was watching up in my attic. >> Oh, really? Yeah. I bet you were. And. then you got here from Columbus. Look at. how fast this thing was. It kind of had. a bum right leg when you met up with the. Did it have a busted right wheel. whenever you got to it? >> Yeah, he did a little bit. I was I went.
after that. I saw that right knee. There's no cartilage in that sucker. I. went after That's how I got him down. >> Yeah. >> Thank you for saving society. Uh joining. us now, ladies and gentlemen, >> the perfect time to do this. >> The man is the host or not the host. Well, I'm sure he hosts a radio show. down there in Bloomington. He's the. coach. >> Thank you for saving all of us. >> That was huge. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> You're welcome. >> Feels like there's a lot of blood. >> Yeah. >> Feels like there's a lot of blood. >> A big sucker, dude. >> Is this thing in heaven? >> No, no, no, no. That thing's going Well,
he might be in purgatory right now, but. guess what? If his documents come across. the holster desk, he's got an express. ticket to hell, brother. >> Okay. Uh, I understand and we appreciate. that cuz you're looking out for society. AJ, thanks for putting on a full hunting. costume and running directly to Indiana. three hours away to save our lives. You're a hero. Speaking of hero, Amanda. changed the culture of an entire state. university. Ladies and gentlemen, he's. reigning defending undisputed national. champion head coach of the Indiana. Hooser football team. Coach Signetti,
>> happy Halloween, coach. Happy Halloween. >> Happy Halloween. You guys are having too. much fun over there, man. >> Yeah, I don't know if you saw this. AJ. ran in from Columbus, Ohio, and uh he. killed this abominable snowman that. found a microphone earlier in the show. and said he was going to go kill. everybody. So, I do think we kind of. need to say thank you to AJ for saving. all of our lives here in the state of. Indiana, coach. I think. >> no question. You saved a lot of our. lives as football fans here in the state. of Indiana. You brought a lot of hooers.
out of a dormant fanhood, I think, and. you've gotten a chance to experience. that and feel that. Then you guys get to. the mountain top. The expectation is. this. You continue to win, then you lose. your first game. I know it's not your. last game, but you did lose your first. game. Everybody talks about how the. players were going to react to losing. the first time in 22 games or whatever. How did you handle the loss? Cuz coach. Sabin has come out and said there's. sometimes we needed a loss and I don't. think anybody will ever say we needed a. loss, but how did you react immediately. to the loss and then the night after. first loss in like two years?
Well, I mean, Saturday night, you know, I told the team in the locker room, you. know, we had a lot of opportunities to. win that game. We kind of lost it uh on. our own by the missed opportunities, but. that uh you know, nobody died here and. all of our goals are attainable except. we can't go undefeated. And you know, Saturday night was a little bit of a. rough night because uh it's been a long. time since we lost. But I woke up Sunday. morning realizing, you know, we were. right there. you know, it's not like we. didn't pull it off cuz we weren't.
capable. Uh, and you know, we were 4 in. away really. I mean, uh, on that last. play and which was kind of a layup. Um, but didn't have to go down to that last. play, but you know, we bounced back up. at Michigan. You think about it, you win. 22 in a row, lose to Ohio State, and. then have to go to Michigan and bounce. back, you know, the next week and found. a way to get that done. Uh so looking. forward to uh the homecoming game this. week against Minnesota. Good football. team, beat three ranked teams. You know,
when they played uh three of the teams. they beat were ranked are five and two. and we're going to play well. >> Yeah, that's So on that note, you guys. are favored by 20 and a half. You don't. view that. Coach Fleck doesn't view. that. He just beat Iowa. Iowa was. supposed to have the year that they were. uh supposed to have. So I think sports. books not respecting the Minnesota. Gophers as much as all of us will be. whenever we're speaking about this. particular game for you. Are you. constantly comparing this team to last. year or the progress of this team to. last year's team because last year's. team got to the mountain top so you have. something to judge it off of or are you.
viewing this team as like its own. organism? Like we're on our own journey. here and we don't have to be great till. the end. >> Well, this team's definitely its own. organism and own journey and I think you. learn about this team, you know, every. week. Uh there are comparisons you make. at times. uh you know, we haven't scored. a ton of points offensively here uh the. last couple weeks and and you kind of. compare it at times to last year's team. and maybe look at some tape uh those. types of things. But uh you know, I like.
the way this team is really coming. together. Uh you know, developing. leadership. Our defense is playing. extremely well. Our teams have been. solid and uh now we just got to get get. it going again on offense, which I think. we will. You know, I think Josh has had. a good week of practice and I expect him. to play really well and that's where it. all begins. Uh, you know, offensively. with any teams at the quarterback. position. >> On that note about Josh and the entire. offense. Go ahead, Joker. >> Yeah, coach. To your point, um, it feels. like the by-week kind of came at a. perfect time for you. How big was the.
South Scout and was was there any, you. know, big changes or was it more, you. know, polishing up the stuff that you. guys know you can do better? Well, I'll. probably be able to answer that one at. the end of next week because this is our. ninth straight game without a buy and. our by-week's next week. >> Yeah, come on. Coming up. >> That's all right. You know, it's. Halloween. >> Oh, let's talk about Josh Hoover's. development here. Let's talk about Josh. Hoover's development and and work on the. offensive side. Where do you see him. like striving? Where do you see him. thriving? Where do you see some things.
that you're excited about what he can. become? Uh because I know that he's. banged up a little bit as well. I I I. believe he's banged up, but how have you. seen his development and his work? >> Yeah, I think that, you know, going into. Ohio State, he was like 16 touchdown. passes, no interceptions, made some nice. plays in that game, but we left some. plays out on the too many plays out on. the field that are that are makeable. plays. Um, you know, last week is is a. hard gauge cuz, you know, he he was a. little bit banged up coming out of the. game and uh you know, it was a different.
kind of game. we had to just get through. it. And fortunately, our defense played. great and we came alive offensively in. overtime and and got through the game. So, you know, I'm looking for him to get. back on track this week. The kids have a. lot of confidence in them and uh you. know, I do too. >> Okay. We love the way you've been able. to kind of reimagine college football. Everybody's trying to become you. Okay. There's some other teams popping up. going crazy. You are now the modern era.
This is what can happen. not only to a. football team, but to a university, to. an entire state. So, everybody's. studying your every single move. Your. practice habits and schedule has. certainly been a topic of discussion. around all of ball. AJ Hawk the Hunter. has a question for you. >> Yeah, coach. Obviously, we we've heard a. lot about your guys' practice schedule, how you're on and off the field. You. don't waste your players time as well as. your assistant coaches, too. I'm sure. all of them appreciate it. Is that. something that's always been what you. have done as a coach or who did you. learn that from? And like is there ever. pressure to say, "Hey, we might need to. be out here for three hours today.".
Yeah. Uh, you know, I think that. probably began as soon as I got my first. head coaching job at IUP because we. didn't have the numbers or the depth and. we couldn't get afford to get guys hurt. and continued on to Elon where we were. in the same situation. And uh, by that. point, you know, we were having a lot of. success and and we never changed it. I. don't ever feel the pressure to be on. the field three hours. I don't think you. need to be. Um, it works for us and uh,
you know, we're still looking for ways. to improve every single day, but I don't. I don't think more equals more all the. time. >> Well, I think your players probably. appreciate the hell of that, especially. if you're going to have a 16 game season. or a 17 game season going forward, whatever it ends up being, down the. road, whenever football's most. important, still having juice in the. legs, your boys will appreciate. Now, there's other people from JMU. who are having massive success at a. basketball school. Heavenly Hulkster has.
a question for you. >> Yeah, coach, how difficult is it when. you see, you know, just in the Big 10 in. general? I mean, Pat mentioned it. You. know, you guys are kind of the model. right now, but you see teams like UCLA. and Northwestern who have been doormats. forever. Well, maybe not UCLA, but you. know, it's been about 60 years. Long. time. uh and they're popping up and all. of a sudden, you know, they're they're. in the top 10. They're they're the talk. of, hey, this might be the next Indiana. Is is that kind of just how we have to. view the Big 10 and some of these other. power conferences now is, hey, at any.
point these teams can just kind of. decide if they get the right people. involved, hey, we're going to go all in. and and we're going to turn ourselves. into a great football school. >> Yeah. I mean, yeah, I don't think they. want to be viewed as the next Indiana, but I think that's the landscape of. college football today. uh that uh you know things can change. real fast. You look at Northwestern, they they certainly had some really good. years under Pat uh Fitzgerald. >> Definitely do. >> Not too long ago. And I knew they were. really good football team when we played. them. I thought Nebraska was a really.
good football team when we played them. They were 5-0. Played them at home. It. was hot, loud. They said as loud as it's. ever been there in a long time. Uh but. UCLA's doing a great job too with Bob. Chzn, uh who succeeded me at JMU. Actually recommended him for that job. didn't know him but respected what he. had done at the D2 level assumption and. convinced Jeff Bourne to talk to him. Um, and he was doing a great job out. there as well. The guy Kucky's doing a. tremendous job. >> So, uh, you know, you see that and I'm. not surprised by it.
>> And whenever you showcase a little bit. of success, I think you've experienced. this. The alumni is excited to help out. If you can if you can show that you can. win and like hey this is a good. investment of our time, energy and. finances that can continue. But if you. don't that thing disappears you know. that I think as good as anybody right at. this point. >> There's no question about it. Success uh. can be very temporary but you keep it. going you have success in football. floats all boats and you know a lot of.
people want to be involved and you know. I'm waiting for you TO GET INVOLVED. >> WHOA. WELL, I GOT ANOTHER team I've been. helping. Uh, you know, we got a big Big. 12, you know, to go win that entire. thing. We got to do that. But I, uh, I've loved watching what you've done for. IU cuz we live amongst so many Hoosiers. My wife's family, Indiana University. family. So, it's like uh, rest in peace, father-in-law. He was a massive Hooser. fan. It's like his mind would be blown. right now that, hey, Indiana Hooser.
football team won 22 straight, then they. lost anyone again, and they're back. And. it would be such an absurd thing to. think of three years ago, four years ago. whenever you walked into that gym and. started saying everybody sucks and that. you guys are going to win it all. It's. crazy what you've been able to. accomplish for this state and we're all. very very appreciative of that, coach. Very, very. >> Well, I appreciate that. The key is to. keep it going. >> Yeah, damn right. I guess success is. temporary. He was just coaching himself. and his players in real time, letting us. know how he absolutely thinks. Your. defense, though, has not been temporary. This thing's been very consistent. James.
Bond has a question for you. Yeah, coach, under Brian Haynes, I believe. last year you were number two in the. country in sacks. Right now, you're. number four in the country in sacks, leading the Big 10. And I you were. asked, you know, how to stop Jeremiah. Smith and you said, "We got to hit the. quarterback." Okay. Is that is that the. main focus of the defense? Is that what. you focus on every year? Is that the. best way to start building your defense? >> Well, we do focus on playing on their. sideline scrimmage. That's uh you know. foundational belief of our defense. creating TFLs and sacks and we've been.
good at it really every year since about. 19 2019. Uh you know Cory Heatherman had. the defense the first three and then. Bryant took it over and really took it. to another level. Um, so and you know. when I look at our defense the last two. years, I think both years we came out of. the opener not feeling too great about. the way we played, but gradually every. week by the time uh you were ready to. play the real meaningful games, we were. playing our best football. So we're. playing really good right now and it all. starts up front and but we're going to.
play really well tomorrow because I tell. you Minnesota's a good football team. >> Yes, they are. Coach PJ Fleck has the. boys rolling. They're not undefeated, but they've got some big wins this year. >> Indiana back on track. Can't wait for. tomorrow morning, college game day, 900. p p.m. or 900 a.m. Eastern down there in. Bloomington. Should be exciting. You're. the best, coach. Thank you for joining. us. >> Thank you, Pat. See you guys. >> Ladies and gentlemen, Coach Sign, thank you, dude. >> What do you think he was thinking as. Hulster was asking him a question there,
Hulkster? >> Uh, once again, you know, we've been. lucky enough to had save it on. I mean, we got a buddy goat right here. I think. he's just, you know, goats, goats. respect goats, you know what I mean? So, I think he's just kind of, I don't want. to say eating out of the pole of my. head, but he's just like, man, everything these guys saying is just so. succinct, so uh so perfect, so right, you know, right on uh that he. >> that's really what what's happening, you. think? >> Uh yeah, I I'm guessing you heard him. You know, how else are we going to get. that beautiful little tidbit little.
nugget? He didn't even know Bob Chzn. He. didn't even know that and he JUST SAID. >> HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT he hired him. >> NO. WELL, YEAH. HE BASICALLY went No, he. didn't know the guy, but he said, "You. know what? Something about this guy or. something about this guy. Hired this. guy. JMU hires him." He goes, "Use LA. He might be one of the next dudes. He's. [ __ ] burning boats." All that kind of. stuff. SO, YEAH. I THINK, YOU KNOW, TO. TO KIND OF PUT a a a picture wrap on. that, I said, "Well, I think GOATS JUST. RESPECT GOATS, BROTHER." who have you. ever pointed somebody and said, "I don't.
know him, but I think he'd be really. good." And kind of give him the rub. Has. that EVER HAPPENED? >> UH, IT'S TOUGH BECAUSE YOU look and. listen, we don't got enough time to get. into the state of the WWE right now, my. friend. Okay. UH, AND ACTUALLY I WELL, SURE, you know, Roman obviously, but. what I wanted to say is, you know, Ted Turner, uh, obviously he's. the one who kind of enabled me and Nash. and Hall to run so hot in LA and all. those other arenas when we were the, you.
know, hottest show in town. I was. talking to him, you know, beyond the. pearly gates and I basically just said, "This product's horshit, dude. It is, you know, I mean, get choked up. Think about it. >> Really? Are you okay? Is it like. >> what's going on? >> The business, THE INDUSTRY. >> I CREATED THIS BUSINESS, DUDE. And. people SAY, YOU [ __ ] KING KONG Bundy. and, you know, some of these other guys. NOBODY GAVE A [ __ ] ABOUT KING KONG Bundy. until the Hulkster came around, DUDE. AND I KNOW THE MARKS ARE GOING TO GET. ALL WORKED up in a tizzy. They are. THEY'RE GOING TO SAY, "WHAT ABOUT THIS.
GUY? AND WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY? AND WHAT. ABOUT THIS GUY?" THERE IS NO THIS GUY or. this guy or that guy without the. Hulkster. Dude, you believe that? And. man, I can watch this all day. I can. watch this all freaking day long, brother. But yeah, me and Ted Turner. were basically saying, you remember when. I WAS BODYS SLAVING the giant at Mania? >> Andre. >> Yeah, exactly. Andre. I mean, I call the. giant cuz I'm very close with him. And. now at Mania, you know, we got. [ __ ] sin city STREET FIGHTS CRAP.
FIVE 54 GUYS WRESTLING EACH OTHER, BUILDING THEM LIKE THEY'RE SOME, YOU. KNOW, BIG BIG HEAVYWEIGHTS. HE'S GOT. 5'4. THE HULKSTER WOULD TAKE HIS INDEX. FINGER AND HIS THUMB AND POP THEIR HEAD. LIKE A [ __ ] PIN, DUDE. OKAY. >> Not Damian Priest. NOT DAMIAN PRIEST. >> I RESPECT PUNISHMENT MARTINEZ. OKAY. Let's let's LET'S GET THAT OUT OF THE. WAY RIGHT NOW. >> THE Archer of Infamy. >> The Archer of Infamy. Yes. But I. >> Are you watching the next uh uh premium. live event?
>> Uh no, I'M NOT. AND LET ME TELL YOU, LET. ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE THAT THE. HULKSTER'S NOT exactly happy about. Where's Mania at next year, dude? Huh? Huh? AND I HEAR I HEAR FRODO LAUGHING. OVER THERE. THAT BIG FAT HOBBIT WE GOT. IN HERE LAUGHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE. ISN'T THE BIGGEST MARK WE GOT AND THAT. HE WON'T BE TOO DEAD. >> WHERE IS IT? MANIA IS IN SAUDI ARABIA. WHAT? DUDE, TAKE IT BACK TO THE SILVER. THOUGH, BROTHER.
>> Pisses me off, dude. >> You like the Unreal though? The show? The show Unreal is good. >> YEAH, I LOVE IT. IF YOU LOVE HEARING. PAUL LE SAY, "IT'S WHAT we do and in. this business 450,000. TIMES AN EPISODE. >> Is it not a good time? Why are you so. jaded? It feels like you're in A BAD. MOOD.". >> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU'RE COMING from heaven, bro. >> I think you know what it is. >> You came in calling for Trey Smack. You. came in going for the returner. Now. you're talking. >> that was justified. Trey Smack has.
missed like 15 field goals and we're in. week eight of the NFL season. Okay. Is. the is THE NFL, YOU KNOW? EVERYBODY. LIKES TO SAY NOT FOR LONG, RIGHT? WHY. THE [ __ ] IS THIS GUY'S LE SO LONG? HUH? YOU GOT THAT BIG FAT SO HARRY BEUS OUT. THERE. BRING HIM IN, DUDE. SEE WHAT HE. CAN DO, MAN. UM. >> HE'S NOT FAT. He's thick. >> No, I agree. I agree. use a physical. specimen. Uh, I think one of the reasons. I'm getting so worked up, forgot how. goddamn hot it gets in here, dude. It's.
real hot. You're used to real really. really perfect in heaven. >> Yeah, exactly. I mean, you set that. thermostat to 67. >> Guess what? >> Every day. And man, the Hulkster. The. only time I'm sweating is WHEN I'M. GETTING A PUMP IN. You know, when. Dolly's looking at these 26 inch piles, I'm saying, "YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?" SHE. ALWAYS DOES. obviously hitting him with. the I'm a real. FIGHT FOR THE RISE OF EVERY MAN. BOOM. Right here. Boom. Right here. BUT YOU.
JUST SAY YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT ANYMORE. IN THE WWE. That's what kills ME CUZ I. GIVE MY LIFE TO THAT INDUSTRY, BROTHER. >> YES, you certainly do. And we we. appreciate what you. >> remember what I was saying or what I was. talking about. I feel like I've been. talking for 20 minutes and I eye. >> Yeah. That's what Hulkster is all about. Good boy. >> Yeah, we we're. >> People NEED TO KNOW. THEY NEED TO HEAR. They need to know. >> It was just everything. >> Yeah. Everything I just said. Harry Mas, Straight Smack, [ __ ] WWE, Paul, you.
name it. >> Dubai. >> I didn't know who that's Romania was. >> It's not Dubai, brother. Okay. Dubai is. actually beautiful women, beautiful. cars, nice big hotels. You remember Fast. and Furious WHEN V DIESEL DROVE THAT CAR. THROUGH THE THE TALL BUILDING AND LANDED. IN THE OTHER ONE. PAUL, THAT'S COOL, DUDE. I KNOW PAUL very well. Very well. I told. him, "Hey, enough of this street racing. [ __ ] We don't do that up here.". Okay. Enough of this crap. I KNOW. I I. KNOW YOU OWE VIN AN 8SECOND CAR. Did. >> you say him and Ky were racing up there?
>> Uh, no. Ky is one of my good buddies. Him and and you know, to the surprise of. no one. Let's just say him and the. intimidator had become next of kid very. fast. >> Really? >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> That's good to hear at least. >> Oh yeah. Big burn. those guys. I will. say, "Hey, KY, why don't you burn that. thing out? Show everybody WHAT YOU GOT. UNDERNEATH THAT HOOD. LET'S SEE. HEY, HEY, DALE, HOW MANY PONIES THAT THING. GOT?" AND THEY'LL JUST they'll just go, you know, in like semi circles around. each other. We'll be sitting there. sucking out ice cold beers, you know,
real American beers. Um, >> you got those up there? >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Is that the exclusive beer of heaven? >> You know what? Give me about six months. and it will be. >> What are you battling with right now? Guinness Cors light. >> No. Uh, believe it or not, Molson Triple. XX. I don't know how it found it way. out. It's good marketing. >> Said I ain't drinking this piss. Okay. This Canadian beer. I don't want this. >> I'd love real American beer. If we can't. do that, I'd settle for an ice cold, you.
know, quartz light cuz Bunlight won't. pay me nothing. Shout out Brock Lesnar. >> Okay. Friend of yours. >> Yeah. Exactly. So, uh, but no. Yeah. And. that's just what I drink. You know, you. can obviously you want a pina colada, you know, you want an ice cold buffalo. tray, a little bit of dye, you know, YOU. WANT A WHISKEY MULE. >> WHAT ARE YOU laughing about? I've seen. you smirking over there for the last 15. minutes. CAT CAUGHT YOUR TONGUE. >> YEAH, I'M JUST I'M I'M ENJOYING YOU,
BROTHER. IT'S TALK SHOW, DUDE. >> I I ASSUMED you would be the exclusive. beer distributor of heaven by now. >> Give me time. St. Peter just said, "Listen, Hulk, man." How long you been. up there now? >> What? It's been about. >> too long. Some would say not long enough. >> Who? The people in heaven. >> Yeah. And me. It's incredible up here. It's incredible. >> So, when you got there, Molson X had an. expiring contract with the exclusive. beer of heaven and you've been able to. sneak some real American beer in there. >> Yeah, exactly. I guess Job uh is a big, you know, he's a big Molson XX guy. I.
don't know how he became like the beer. distributor he is. Uh, but I right away. I told John the Baptist. I was like, "Uhuh, dude. Uh-uh. Try this real. American beer. He loves it." So, it's. uh, you know, check back next year. Maybe we'll have a different news on. that. >> It's been 1 year, 3 months, and 6 days. >> Man, I'm good. I was going to say 16. months. >> Well, it is you. >> You are the one. >> Time moves like dog ears up here, [ __ ] You wouldn't know that. Hey, guess what? You keep flapping those. gums, I'll sit your ass in purgatory for.
you don't know how. You're making the. decisions though. I just need to know. We need to know. >> You were starting. >> Oh, you're right. I was in Ohio State. >> Yeah, exactly. I am sitting. Well, you. said you were watching the show though, didn't you? Yeah. >> So, maybe you just weren't listening to. the whole. >> Well, I think he was running. >> I think I was running. I already already. started. What's your favorite part of. Heaven Hawkster? >> I mean, I hate to just keep going back. to Dolly Parton. >> It's hard not to. I mean, that thing, man. >> Come on. >> I understand. You're a big big fan.
>> Exactly. YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL SAY? ACTUALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO get this in. before the hour's up. Um, I've really. enjoyed my time with Daryl Sheets. >> The Yeah, Daryl Storage Wars fame. Exactly. He comes in and he's got, you. know, he's just the nicest guy. He's. wearing his big dog cut off. He's got. the. >> You're getting choked up again. >> I am cuz I just I wish I was drinking. with him right now. THAT GUY COULD PUT. DOWN BEERS. GREAT arm wrestler, too.
>> I mean, obviously can't beat me, but who. could with the 26 inch pythons? >> Did you tell me he was number 131? >> Uh, no. I know what you're referencing. Pretty good. Don't know how YOU. REMEMBERED THAT, BUT NO, IT IT, YOU. KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. YOU NEVER KNOW what. you're going to get into, BUT MOST. NIGHTS, YOU KNOW, me mean Jean, you. know, >> principal building again, and uh Daryl. Sheets, we're just sucking out ice cold. beers. Just trade war stories. I like. that. You found your community up there.
>> It's the best, dude. >> Yeah. Congrats to you, man. >> Thank you, man. >> We miss you down here on Earth. We're. going to do a segment here that we think. you will love up there, especially. because the amount of power. I think. I've watched a video of you listening to. a Jeezy CD actually in one of these. Oh, >> ladies and gentlemen, it is time for. this week in football's Ram. truck. That's right. Uh, in football there are. hits then there are hits that classify. as Ram trucks. Now, when you hit the gas.
pedal in a Ram truck, the only sound. you're going to hear is. >> one more time. The only sound we're. going to hear is. >> That is kind of what it sounds like. Heavenly Boxster, thank you for doing. that for us. And you'll know it when you. see it. Let's go to Giants and Texans. First quarter 517. How about Cam. Scataboo? More like Ram Scatteroo. We. felt the quake all the way up here. Cam. Scatteroo runs very very hard. He runs.
very very angry and mean. He got a. penalty for this. AJ still a Ram. >> AJ, how do you feel about the penalty? >> Uh I'm okay with I wish they would not. call this. I I understand with the rule. of the law and how it's written that. they they're supposed to, but no, I. don't think this should be called on. offensive players, honestly. >> And to be clear, we do have a rule where. we can't put uh penalties onto Ram truck. cuz we don't want to promote like dirty. play. Yeah. But we do want to promote. that. This should still be a lot. I. think everybody's kind of doing that. So, we kind of want to round our own.
rules to do this. Shout out to Cam. Scataboo with our FIRST RAM. >> LET'S go to Colts at Vikings. Daniel. Jones. He's back from an Achilles. We. appreciate him. Colts are in a file. here. >> Jeez. From the back, it looks even. better. Dallas Turner and Harrison. Smith. Harrison Smith obviously had a. huge day and a physical day. We didn't. block anybody and we got rid of our best. guard. Uh, so he's got Daniel Jones. still playing quarterback. And the word. out of the Colts is we got 10 more. games. We're not mailing it in. >> Okay, >> there it might be a Ram truck or two,
but we're going to try to win some games. here. Daniel Jones didn't sign that deal. just to play seven games for the. Indianapolis Colts this season. They're. signing up for all of them. They got. young guys that are going into positions. where pillar players who have been. traded are going to go. So, we wish them. nothing but the best. And I hope Shane. Stikin gets a chance to prove that he. can build a culture and coach a team no. matter who you put out there. Just a few. years back, he took Gardenner Menchu to. the Pro Bowl and the Colts almost won. the AFC South. Now, let's go to Lions at. Packers. Jir Gibbs.
Couple defensive players getting ram. trucked. AJ, how do you feel about it? >> I don't feel great about it, but I mean, what are you going to do? Look at this. I mean, Jir Gibbs, he's not a gigantic. guy, but he is very quick, very. physical, and we know low man wins. always. >> Let's stay in the Lions and Packers. game. Let's go to Devonte Wyatt as he's. hitting uh Abon Ross St. Brown. Now he's. getting up and guess what HIS FOOT DOES? UH BOOM. RAM TRUCK 77. Don and after he ram trucks with a cleat.
and the turf up there in Detroit. You. look at the other angle. Yeah, he throws. a flag. Obviously doesn't like it. The. other angle you see THE GOOD CLEAT. WITH the cell in the fall in the flag. It makes you think almost of when Hulk. Hogan was beating the hell out of Shawn. Michaels a little bit. Hulkster, do you. remember this night with Shawn as HE WAS. GETTING FLAILED AROUND THE ARENA? YEAH, sure do. I mean, you just look at the. Hulkster's power. That's the Hulkster in. his prime. Uh, going off the ropes here. Boom. Big shoulder equals. He flies out.
of the ring obviously because he cannot. handle the power of the Hulkster. A LOT. OF PEOPLE SAYING HE WAS OVERSELLING. TRYING TO MAKE A mockery of that. WELL, I DOES THAT LOOK LIKE AN OVERSELL TO YOU. OR DOES THAT JUST LOOK LIKE A MOUNTAIN. OF A MAN KICKING A GUY IN THE. MIDSECTION? And let's just say. afterwards YOU WONDER HOW MICHAEL'S GOT. THAT GOOGLY EYE. >> CUZ I'M SMACKING HIS [ __ ] HEAD. AROUND. YEAH, EXACTLY. EVER OVER THE. HULKER BROTHERS. >> HEY HULKER, WE KNEW you'd like this. because you've been RAM TRUCKING PEOPLE.
SINCE THE DAY WE learned of you. Hour. one wrapping up here on this festive. Halloween feelgood Friday, October 30th. We'll be back on the other side with. JESSE BANKS THE THIRD. SOME OF THIS. might change your life. >> We have an opportunity to give away. $75,000. to a giving name Daniel Vor. >> Absolutely. >> You're a sophomore, correct? >> Yeah. >> What is your major? >> Civil engineering. >> Okay. So, what's that mean? What is. civil engineering? >> Uh,
I don't really know. >> Have you ever kicked a ball before? >> I have. I have. >> When were you a soccer player? >> Soccer player. Yeah. >> Okay. How were you at kicking soccer. balls? Pretty good. >> I was okay. I was good. >> Have you ever said anything negative. about football kickers? >> Maybe once or twice. >> DANIEL. DAMN, DANIEL. WE DON'T NEED. THAT. YOU MAKE A FIELD GOAL here from 33. yds uphill. You're the civil engineer. You'd have to tell me. I think it's. about a 40 yard kick. If you're able to. do that, we will give you $75,000. >> All right. >> He's got no laces.
>> Yeah. What do we got going here? Can we. get Can we get a shot of shoes? >> What time of the shoes? Daniel showed up. in his vans with no races. What time did. you get here for this? >> About 11:40 last night. >> Need a lot of power. >> Good luck, Daniel. >> I'm not feeling it. NOT FEELING IT.
JUST LIKE EVERYTHING THIS MORNING. That. was a surprise. We did not expect that. >> We got to do one more. >> One more kick. >> for $100,000. >> You got this, dude. >> LET'S GO. >> HOW ABOUT THIS, DANIEL? How about this, Daniel? Not only is this one for. $100,000, if you make it, we'll add. another $100,000 to the $500,000. donation we're about to make from. college game day to the hurricane.
relief. It could be 600,000 if you make. this with a h 100,000 going into your. pocket. Daniel, this is bigger than you. Let's make a kick. >> Way to overcome the shoes here. That was. a heck of an effort. >> Come on. You got this. >> In Berkeley, CALIFORNIA. >> YOU GOT IT. YOU BUDDY.
Hell yeah. >> Damn, Daniel. Damn, Daniel. >> Are you kidding me? 1140 he was there.
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Bay Packers. Packers cover under does uh. I think it was under right. went under. Packers cover and our super boost. doesn't hit. We also had a trip to the. hospital in an ambulance and a return in. an ambulance by a player to action on. the field. Also, uh, hey bet. Whoa, bet. I don't think any of us has seen what. happened last night with Christian. Watson. He described it as if he was a. kid whenever he was watching WWE Raw or. Smackdown. Exits the stadium, Lambo, full pads, no helmet, in an ambulance.
Do any team representatives drive him. over? No. The EMT say, "We got him. This. the safest place to be. We'll put the. lights on. We'll do it in entirety. We'll get him over there. We'll get a. test or a scan to see if his lung had. been punctured after a rib had been. cracked. He had coughed up or spit up. blood a little bit. They were being. extra precautious on what could. potentially be." Then he returned back. and all of a sudden the cameras at. Amazon who've done a great job. broadcasting Thursday Night Football is. following him out to a rousing ovation. in Lambo Field. That man was in an. ambulance, in a hospital, in a scan.
room, back into a ambulance, back onto a. field of play on Thursday night. football. And that's week eight of the. NFL season kicking off on Thursday. night. We have a college football. national champion, Super Bowl champion, Rder Cup winner, uh Hunter, too. Avid. hunter killed an abominal snowman or a. Sasquatch or a big ass monkey looking. thing that came in here earlier and said. it was going to go kill everybody. This. man took it out with his bare damn. hands. Ladies and gentlemen, AJ Hawk. Thank you for doing that, Frost Age.
>> Thank you. It was It felt good to to rid. this thing of of the earth. We knew we. we can't live with this thing around. But going back to Christian Watson, >> rid the Yeah. >> First off, is he does Green Bay have the. cleanest like under under stadium area. of all time in the most pristine. situation the tunnels. But is he getting. out of the shotgun here or is he in the. back? >> Uh I think that was a side door of the. back. >> Okay. I know a lot of people thought he. was riding shotgun maybe, which would. have been sweet. Full pad shotgun. running through the streets of Green Bay. through the game. >> on the way back. How far is hospital. from where they were? >> No. Everything's like less than 10. minutes. >> Why did we take the ambulance, you. think? Uh just because they were worried.
it was there and on the way back a team. vehicle couldn't have done that or the. ambulance, the EMTs are like, "You know. what? We got. >> Let's get you back to where we so we. could have this, you know, so you can. put the lights on. You don't need a cop. then, I guess, for a for the uh escort.". But yeah, I guess what you. >> super clean though to your point. >> Look at everything is super clean there. And that's what Green Bay is. Like. everything is pristine. >> That looks really nice back there. >> Nate Weird joins him right here. Trainer. Look at him. Nate's Nate's very. light on his feet. He gets a lot of good. facetime trainer. >> Okay, I like that. You like that he got. that. I'm sure he got text messages from.
a thousand people about this jog back. into a stadium in the middle of the. third quarter. Still a lot of time left. to play some football. 27-10 at that. point. Little did we know it would be. over. Panthers would try to make a run. back at it and inevitably it would end. with 25 seconds on the clock, them first. and 10 and uh getting sacked on the. first play. Can't happen. What did you. see from the Green Bay Packers defense. that got you excited? Is it the sacks? Is it the pressure? Is it just the way. they've been able to handle Bryce Young. going into the game? second highest. passer in the entire NFL, averaging 285. a game, went under 220 last night in.
heartbreaking fashion for our boost, but. I guess a blessing for the Packers. defense. >> Yeah, I think this Packers defense. continues to get better and better, and. this is obviously without Micah in the. lineup. Yeah, I think they had six. sacks, obviously had more pressures. throughout the night. I think made Bryce. kind of uncomfortable, which is what. your goal always is. And just look at. like the relentless effort, and it's. good to see Lucas Vaness stepping up. I. think he has four and a half sacks on. the year. The fans are very excited. about that. But it's it's always next. man up when it comes to this Green Bay. defense and I'm impressed. >> Let's go to the toxic table. Joker, you. giving up on the Carolina Panthers? Two. losses, sitting at three and four. Still.
very much in it in the NFC South. Did. you see anything last night that scares. you, Joke? >> Yeah, I mean, some things. It feels like. their defense isn't too great, but. they're also banged up. That's what's. tough. You know, you got to be healthy. at the right time. I'm definitely not. out on them whatsoever. I mean, you go. eight and nine in that division and. probably still end up winning it, especially where all the teams are at. right now. But, no, they can run the. football. I mean, Chuba Hubard's. unbelievable. It feels like he's kind of. had a resurgence. Last year it was all. Rico Dattle. Uh but now this year kind. of Chuba has come back kind of taking. that job over. And then Ted McMillan and.
uh and Jaylen Coker, they're great. So. I'm not worried about the Panthers just. yet. >> They fire their DC this morning after. what happened last night. Chuck Pagano. talked about it yesterday. The most. amount of 200 yard rushers given up and. since he's become the DC down there. They were talking about Ajiro Evo. becoming a head coach uh out of his time. out of Denver. He goes down to Carolina. We thought he was going to be a part of. the rebuild. Instead, they move on. Is. that because they were embarrassed by. what the Packers offense was able to do. last night, or is it uh kind of the tale. of the entire time when he was down.
there? Let's go to Heavenly Hulkster. Heavenly Hulkster, your thoughts on the. Green Bay Packers Thursday night causing. change down in Carolina. >> Yeah, unfortunately, I think he was just. kind of a sacrificial layup, dude. Uh, you know, Joker mentioned they're bagged. up, but boy, I tell you that Jordan. Love, he's something else, man. He is. something else. They can't run the. football. I think he's accounted for uh. you know like 82% of their offense this. year. And um I I'll be honest with you, he really reminds me a lot of my dude. JVB. Uh James Vanderbeek. Yep. So uh you.
know, and just a little aside here, little story. >> James Vanderbeek, you may know him as. Johnny Boxing from Varsity Blues. We. play catch every Tuesday. He he told me. actually just the other day he said. Hulkster listen I knew you ran the best. bang eight in the business but I didn't. know that you had a nine route that was. better than tweeters. He said that. He. said that tweeter. Yeah. Oh yeah. He. said you run a better nine route than. Scott Khan than Charlie Tweeter ever. could. But I mean you know hands. Uh so.
it's just one of those things where. THAT'S THE THING ABOUT Jordan Love. He. can sling it and he has to. That's. that's kind of unfortunate. He's going. to have to. We said all day yesterday, you know, coach Pagato is up here waxing. and weighing about, hey, they got to. establish the run, they got to establish. the run, they got to establish the run. I think Josh uh Jacobs had like 21. carries for like 34 yards. Uh that ain't. going to get the job done. And it really. does concern you going to get some. really tough, physical, good defenses, but this is WHAT THIS PACKERS TEAM IS, MAN. >> Do you think they gave him vitamins, Christian Watson, it is, at the.
hospital? How do you think he was able. to return in the fashion that he was? That was pretty WWF WWE. >> No doubt. I think uh he is a hulk. Uh he. said that obviously. I don't know if you. heard that, but he definitely uh isn't. the type of market. >> I didn't hear that. No, he said he is he. is he's not the type of marker who likes. the [ __ ] that's going on now in the. WWE. He was uh watching a bunch of. hulster YouTube videos and stuff like. that. And I think that. >> he said I felt like I was watching a WWE. Smackdown verse Raw or something out. there seeing the cameras catch me coming. out of the ambulance. I didn't hear him.
say anything about Hulk. >> Well known go to his social media pages. He's basically got uh retweets of uh. what is it? Wrestle oops wrestle. opposite [ __ ] He's got uh he's got. a bunch of those retweets of the. Hulkster in his heydays. But I think. they just said, "Hey Christian, need you. to hulk up, dude. Need you need you to. go full Hulk." And he does. He comes. back in, he plays after breaking like. eight ribs and basically having like a. rib, I think, puncture one of his like. lungs or like a pancreas or maybe went. right through his liver. Didn't matter.
They pulled that out. gave him one of. those cocktails that the Hulster usually. used to get when he was running hot in. LA and uh and yeah, HE COMES BACK IN. THAT THAT WAS HUGE. PACKERS can't afford. to lose that guy. They cannot afford to. lose any other pieces on offense, especially the guys who were involved in. the passing game. And then the other big. thing is Tucker Craft showed up last. night. They've expected him to kind of. do that all year. He looked really good. He actually tore his ACL last year. against Carolina Panthers. So, I think. this was kind of a a sweet moment for.
him. And that throw, man, just beautiful. from Jay Love. Looking like Johnny Mox. in his prime, firing that thing into the. end zone. >> Six catches, 52 yards, and a tud for. Tucker Craft as uh maybe get the. skeletons out of the mind game against. Carolina Panthers. Speaking of. skeletons, let's go to one half of the. hammer. Dab Cowboys James Bond from the. first scene of Dawn of the Dead. >> YEAH, SPECTRE DUTOS. THANK YOU, HULK. >> Thank you. Uh, >> no problem, Jim. James Bond under hits. Packers cover. Our boost doesn't hit. What else should we take away from last.
night? >> Hold on. >> Nailed it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, the under did hit thanks to Trace. Mack missing that extra point and then. the Panthers going for two there uh at. the end. It would have been really. really close. >> Packers fans aren't the only one was. upset with that guy. >> Yeah, a lot of people who like points. and bet over every single game hoping. for good times. >> Yeah, miss that extra point. Doesn't. care. A lot of Panthers got to go for. two. H. >> I don't know. >> Go ahead, Jim. >> No problem at all. Tell you what though,
you guys were talking about it like the. Packers not being able to run the ball. at all. Their offensive line being on. their 18th offensive lineman. They got. It sucks. They got a tackle playing. center. >> Jordan Love might be. >> MVP. >> Yes. Yeah. Sneak. He's carrying the. offense and they're And yes, the defense. is incredible and it's only gonna get. better when Micah comes back and what. Ganon is doing. I mean that guy can call. the defense. Um that's why he was a head. coach for a bit. Um but no what Jordan. Love is doing not by himself but he's.
got all the weapons around him and he is. facilitating it. He is definitely he's. definitely in the conversation for MVP. >> 81.7%. of the yards are through passes with. Jordan Love this year for the Green Bay. Packers who are currently sitting five. and three. Jordan Love's MVP odds 25 to1. right now. Okay. 25 to1. If the Packers. were to go and win it all, he would. certainly be in a conversation. Can you. win it all without a run game? We don't. think so. We We don't think it's. possible to be able to do that. But. maybe Jordan and this Laflur offense are. able to figure that out with how good. the defense has been. AJ.
>> I mean, you got to have some semblance. of a run game. I think I think that it's. it's possible to figure that out, you. know, through when you can throw the. ball as well as you can. Hopefully, you. can somehow work that in schematically. to figure out like let's let's break a. couple explosive runs just to keep the. defense honest. But yeah, as the season. goes, especially if you want to make a. run in the playoffs, I think you have to. be able to run. >> I'll ask you guys this. uh you brothers. uh do you think it's mitigated a little. bit when you lead the NFL in takeaways. and you know like their red zone offense. has been really bad I think 29th in the.
NFL up until last night they scored. every single time they were in the red. zone last night dude so if you're taking. away the ball a bunch and you're. converting all those you know res and. again can't be kicking field goals. because the field goal kicker you got. [ __ ] sucks can't make them uh but IF. YOU'RE SCORING TOUCHDOWNS and creating. takeaways do you think that kind of. mitigates having a shitty run game. >> so this is just like hucking up threes. Someday it's going to stop when it does. You have to rely on the fundamentals. Fundamentals are running the ball, making kicks. >> That's the fundamentals. You need to. rely ON THOSE. >> WE AIN'T MAKING KICKS, DUDE.
>> WELL, you don't know that. Have we heard. any news out of Green Bay about the. kicking position? Because last week. after seven miskicks in seven weeks, they said we are sticking with them. Now, another miskick. First one out the. gate. Extra point. Oh, yeah. >> Uh, is there been any news? >> Well, I'LL DEFER TO YOU. I MEAN, NO, THERE HAS NOT BEEN ANY NEWS, but we. BASICALLY SAID, "HEY, THIS GUY CAN'T. MISS ANOTHER KICK. HE MISSES his first. extra point and uh it ends up being ONE. OF THOSE HE MAKES THAT GUESS LIKE THAT. THE PACKERS SHOULD HAVE BEAT the [ __ ]. out of these guys. They lost the. turnover battle were very sloppy but.
they they should have killed him. They. really should have and the only reason. it was a one possession game late was. because this guy missed that extra. point. So I I mean I'll defer to you. I. know there is a just abundance of great. kickers out there, but it's I think IT'S. UM PRETTY SAFE TO say at this point, DUDE, YOU CAN'T TRUST THIS GUY. AM I. WRONG IN SAYING THAT, BROTHER? >> I know you as a Packers fan don't trust. him at all, it sounds like. >> BUT JUST IN THE NFL IN GENERAL. OKAY. >> NO, YOU WOULD NORMALLY SEE a move on. Did they d What pick did they use? >> He was a six round pick. >> Okay. So, you use a six round pick on a.
kicker. Six round pick is what it is, but anytime you invest a pick in a. kicker, they're going to want him to. have success. Punter as well. I mean, I. was picked 222. Bill Poland would. definitely wanted me to have success. over the six other guys that they had at. one point that were punting there. because they chose to invest a pick in. me. So, it's a lot of we were right, we. were right happening. And also, there's. a chance that he's uh going through a. little quick little slump and he's able. to get out of it. So, whenever he. announces publicly, we're sticking with. him, but the entire world is telling. him. That to me was indication of like, hey, this guy misses another kick,
there's going to be a conversation. I. assume that's going to happen. I I just. you can't miss that many kicks in the. NFL, especially when you're in the NFC. North with how tight everything is and. how close every single game is. I'm not. saying Smack won't be a great kicker in. the NFL. >> HE'S GOT A BIG LEG. There's no there's. no question about that. >> He's got just like you. >> No, he's got a big leg. He ain't got 26. inch pythons, brother. Okay. But you. said like quick uh you know, like kind. of quick little slump. I mean, this is. dating back to Atlanta. This is you. know, this is like a fiveweek thing, which again, this is the NFL, okay? And.
this isn't some doormat dog [ __ ] team. You mentioned it. That's a tight. division. YOU NEED THE POINTS. You need. one point. You need three points. YOU. CERTAINLY CERTAINLY CANNOT be missing 25. yard field goals, dude. >> I think it was 35 yards. But I. understand what you're saying. >> Yeah. No, no, no. He missed a 35 yard. one, too. And then a 25 yard one. >> And then a 33 yard one. >> [ __ ] Hulkster could have kicked one. WITH HIS THIRD LEG OUT THERE AND made it. from 25 yards. Kaden doing it every. week. Thank you, Jim.
>> Jim Bond, phenomenal job out there. >> That one caught me off guard whenever he. called you Jim earlier. That that uh was. quite a nice little surprise from. Heavenly Hulkster there. Okay, let's. move off the Packers and Panthers. Let's. move to some other stories around the. NFL. Huge trades have obviously happened. as the Indianapolis Colts become fire. sellers. Quentyn Nelson has spoke for. the first time since joining the Seattle. Seahawks. He breaks down how we got to. this and what he knew when. >> I met with uh Ed the day before the.
trade. Um and he told me that there were. fielding calls and there were a few. teams uh interested um one of them being. Seattle, but uh he said like how do I. feel about it? And I was like uh you. know um that's what you guys got to do. uh then great. And um I'm I was happy. when uh he called me in the next day and. told me it's uh Seattle. >> Okay. So he said, "I was happy to hear.
it was Seattle." Kind of a no-win. situation there for Quinton Nelson. Uh. are you happy you got traded away from. the city in which you built your family. and have a home and everything like. that. He can't just openly say, "Yes, I'm happy. You bury a lot of bridges or. burn a lot of bridges here in. Indianapolis." And I think he did care. about the Colts. We really enjoyed. Quentyn Nelson as a quote, but being. happy about being Seahawks. He's. immediately in Super Bowl conversation. I mean, this guy with the talent that he. has and the resume that he has, he wins. a couple of Super Bowls. You're going to. be talking about goat type combo with.
Quinton Nelson. AJ, how do you think. this has all been handled for Quinton. Nelson? And where do you think his. mindset is as he tries to get. comfortable in a new building, new city, new team, new system? >> I mean, I think I said yesterday like. it's probably a little bit bittersweet. You could tell from that that presser. like he doesn't seem overly excited. about it. I'm sure he's still trying to. get get used to the fact that he's not. going to be an Indianapolis Colt and. that he's already in the Seahawks. building, you know, practicing with. them. It's going to take a little bit of. time. I'm sure it'll be weird going out. there to warm up for the first time. Sunday as a Seahawk. But you're right,
think of the alternative. Hey, you went. from a team that's definitely not going. to the playoffs, most likely, the. Indianapolis Colts. >> Hey, don't tell the Colts. >> To the defending Super Bowl champs that. could absolutely make another run. So, you have to be I I get excited for guys. like this. the the people that I feel. for sometimes it happens every once in a. while when you go from a contender to an. absolute scrub that has no chance. Can. you imagine being that guy being a solid. player on a team that is pretty good and. all of a sudden it usually happens in. the offseason but you get moved on and. you go to a team that stinks like that.
would be really difficult. >> You got Miles Garrett with the Rams. there obviously below 500 and the Browns. are in the lead in the AFC North. Good. call there Joker in the current. situation but we can't stay with the. Cleveland Browns. There's been players. that have been traded to the Cleveland. Browns in the past. Not this Browns, the. Browns of the past where we all thought. he was literally a team punishing them. >> Uh I think it happened with New England. Jamie was. >> Jamie Collins. >> Jamie Collins was his name. He jumped. over our long snapper and blocked extra. almost caught the extra point off of. Vinnie's foot. Scared the hell out of. me. I I mean one of the greatest. athletes has an uh an incredible season.
happening. I think there was contract. situation brewing and allegedly the. story goes he said something in a team. meeting in front of everybody about. figuring out who gets paid and then the. next day he gets traded from the. Patriots to the Cleveland Browns and you. know hey this is just good sound. business this is going to happen. everybody was like that was a punishment. by the new he ends up going back to the. Patriots I think inevitably later but. you're right there are some situations. where you hey be careful what you wish. for pal especially if you're requesting. a trade there's been some combos now. Anthony Richardson requested a trade.
during training camp right because he. wasn't going to be a starter. We don't. know if he's going to get playing time. The coaches here at the Colts who still. have 10 games left this season. >> Okay, >> we have 10 games left. Said they still. believe in Daniel Jones. He has the. ability to be able to be Daniel Jones. And a lot of people on the internet who. are big fans or big believe ours are. saying, "How come Anthony Richardson. can't get a shake? How come Anthony. Richardson can't get a shake?" He's been. very professional. He has requested a. trade. Josh DS now has requested a. trade. So, you got a team that still has. 10 games left. Multiple players have.
requested a trade this season. Multiple. pillars have been traded away and Shane. Stiken is just trying to kind of what. get 11 on the field. Is that what we're. trying to do at this point? And they are. still talking like everything's still in. front of us right now. >> Everything's still very much in front of. us. It's like it is for sure. If Shane. Styen's able to win. >> Yeah. >> With this Colts team, I think we should. potentially give him coach of the decade. with what's happening behind the scenes. Joker, >> at least hold on to him. You know, a lot. of people are going back to what Carly. Ers said before the season, I believe, where she says like, "Hey, I think.
sometimes it's good to hold on to, you. know, a coach or a GM and not hire two. at the same time." So, like if Stiken. does go, you know, seven and 10, I don't. know how you feel, but I feel like the. fans would maybe, you know, >> and 10, I think he'll stick around. >> Understand? Yeah. Holding on to him at. least for one year and then you bring in. a GM and then maybe they do, you know, hold on to him for the long term because. he has been good. Like it feels as. though the defense has been the problem. kind of consistently whereas the offense. at least you've seen it you know look. great. It hasn't this year obviously but.
at least there has been moments in the. past where it's a good you mentioned. Gardenner Mchu you know he took Gardner. Mchu to a Pro Bowl basically a home. playoff game in week 18 against the. Texans where winner wins a division they. don't but still he has had some time and. some success. I think you hold on to. coach Shane thinking. I really do. >> I like that his name is Shane Stiken. Uh. we also got a chance to meet him and. talk to him what he's been able to do. multiple different times here in. Indianapolis. Still has yet to win an. AFC South. How much control has he been. in what who when who gets drafted, what.
gets drafted, who's playing when when's. it playing? Because this was his first. head coaching job and he was coming into. an established general manager in. established culture. I wonder how much. was him, how much was, hey, this is how. this is. Now that there's uh no more. teacher basically at the front of the. the classroom, how does he kind of. operate in his building? Does he get. more does he get a little bit more. responsibility and more power once you. know Chris Ballard is out of there? That's the thing too like we don't the. thing that we don't know on the outside. is what is it like from the top down. like what is the GM like? What is the.
owner like? What is that situation? Because you can talk to coaches around. the league. They'll talk to you, you. know, off mic and they'll let you know. the real situation a lot of times. Sometimes it's a beautiful situation, sometimes it's terrible. And there's a. reason why teams lose sometimes because. from the top down it's just not run. >> Yeah. Not on the same page, you And if. the coach doesn't agree with what the. GM's doing, the GM has been put into a. pos a position of power to tell the. coach, "Shut up. We don't care. Hey, this is what you have, make it work." There has been those. situations in the past. Very rarely do. they work. We're not saying that's what.
Stiken and Ballard were, but maybe. that's what Sten agreed to to become a. head coach for the first time. Hey, I. just I'm excited to do it. I'll lead the. boys how. You just tell me how to go. about doing it. Now, you chitchat a. little bit about uh what Carly said. before the season about turnover and. transition cuz a lot of Colts fans were. expecting that going into this season, last offseason, a fire or a change or. something after 11 straight years of not. winning the AFC South 10 years of no. playoff wins. Is there going to be a. change? Is there going to be a change? Here's her chitchatting about her. philosophies and what she learned. >> with Chris and Shane. Obviously, I think.
one of the biggest pieces I always say. is, you know, we did a regression. analysis a long time ago about, you. know, what is sort of the I don't want. to call it the kiss of death for. where a general manager and a head coach. don't succeed. And one of the things. that we found is when you simultaneously. hire them, and when you think about it, it makes total sense. Mhm. >> So imagine hiring. one one person that has to do this, another person, and you just are like, I.
hope you get along, you know, versus I. think that, you know, Chris with his. tenure with us. I think it was we were. able to go out when we found Shane and. really make sure that we had someone. that complimented Chris's style. Um, and. I think I think they they have a great. relationship. Now, that was before the. season. Obviously, we have another. losing year, but they were able to get. along is what she was mostly talking to. So, if you go off what she just said.
there, we assume Shane's going to be. here, >> right? >> Yeah, kind of. >> But it didn't work out the last time. they did that, did it? >> Well, the regression theory though, she. ran the numbers, the kiss of death is. whenever you hire both at the same time. and just kind of hope and pray. Now, that could have been because how Ryan. Griggson and Chuck McConn had massive. success and then ended up not seeing the. same thing and then ended up getting to. this point. Who knows? Hulkster, I see. you have final thought here before we're. joined by an a legendary man. >> You got to get a quarterback, dude. You. can say all this [ __ ] and that's. fine, but like the reason they're.
screwed is cuz they drafted Anthony. Richardson in the top five and HE DIDN'T. PAY IT OUT. You had Andrew Luck, he's. pretty good. You paid Manny. He's pretty. good. YOU'VE HAD LIKE 15 QUARTERBACKS. THE LAST EIGHT YEARS. THAT'S WHY YOU. haven't been worth the [ __ ] YOU GOT TO. FIND A QUARTERBACK. OKAY. And then. everything falls into place. >> All right, ladies and gentlemen. Thank. you for that breakdown, Hulkster. Feels. like you've been studying film and. keeping up with the league up there in. heaven. >> What's up, dude? >> Yeah, proud of you doing that. Joining. us now is a man who made some history. this past weekend. For the sixth time, he forced a fumble and had an.
interception. There's only one player in. the history of ball that has done that. more than him. Rod Woodson. Rod Woodson, obviously first ballot hall of famer. We. assume the same for this man in his. ninth year for the Atlanta Falcons. And. if you look back at the Cincinnati. Bengals defense, you can maybe see when. One Piece was removed where everything. started headed. This man was that piece. Legendary safety Jesse Bates. >> Yeah. Yeah. How y'all doing, man? >> Happy Halloween. Thank you for wearing. your uniform on here to celebrate like. we are. Happy Halloween to you. Happy.
middle of the season pretty much. How's. the body feel? >> Yes, absolutely. I feel awesome. Um, you. know, you feel a little bit better after. a win obviously, but uh we're in a great. spot. I'm excited for a great divisional. matchup uh this weekend and uh ready to. keep it rolling. Jesse, I just mentioned. it there and it's uh only been a topic. of discussion for us over the last few. weeks, so we do apologize. AJ Hawk, who. lives in Ohio and has ties to the. Bengals, he mentioned it immediately. upon you leaving Cincinnati. AJ said and.
made it a focal point. He's like, "Hey, Jesse Leven's a huge deal here. It's a. huge I think people just thought you. were just going to go off uh this Wake. Forest guy, he's just going to go off. into irrelevance. We're never going to. see him again." You continue to play. incredible ball, but there has been some. turnover in Atlanta. Can you tell me. about becoming a staple or a pillar for. the Atlanta Falcons and what it has been. like with all the change over the last. couple years? >> Yeah, it's been awesome to have, you. know, uh, coach back. Um, you know, every year before that I had a new. defense. Um, so that obviously was a.
challenge, but also it it it helps me. out. It helps you gain your IQ um, as a. defensive back, different philosophies. from different coordinators and stuff. like that. But I tell guys every year, you know, every single year you got to. go and prove it. Um, nobody cares about. what you did three years ago, last year. You got to go out there and prove it. every single year. So, that's always. been my mindset and, uh, it's just been. awesome to go out there and gain the. respect of not just my my coaches and. the GMs, but also my teammates and, um, that ultimately brings a lot of success. in the program.
>> George KD not necessarily pumped about. how great you played uh, against him, but it does feel like there's a lot more. uh, punching happening than ever in the. past. You punch out and pick six times. I feel like you are no stranger to this, but it feels much more common. James. Bond has a question for you. >> Yeah, I do. Jesse, obviously you've been. in the league and it was after the. peanut punch was created, but it it. feels like there's more of an emphasis. on it now. It feels like it's happening. every week. It used to be where you. would wrap somebody up and then the. second guy in would try to punch it out. How much more of an emphasis is it in.
the league now of just going straight. for the punch? >> Yeah, I think it's it's all about the. ball. Um the biggest, you know, margin. for winning is the turnover margin. And. uh I think it's just contagious. You see. one guy doing it. Uh you know, you see. the D lineman doing it. You always see. TJ Watt and those guys doing it and. finding guys in their blind spot. But as. DBs, you see these guys going down to. the ground. That's when the ball is most. vulnerable and that's when you can uh. take advantage and punch the ball out. and ultimately that changes the game. Um.
so yeah, it's it's been awesome. It's. something that you know, it doesn't just. happen on Sunday. You got to be able to. do that in practice. You got to be able. to train your body, train your mind, put. your body in that position. And uh also, it helps you become a better tackler as. well. So, it's a it's a game changer. move. And uh if if everybody can do it. on our defense, I think we'll be all. right. >> Yeah, I'd say if everybody can do it, it. used to be peanut. It's called the. peanut punch because he was like one of. the only people that did it. Then then. there was like uh you know, little uh. bursts of people that came through the. league and had a a good ability, but.
they were always said, "You can't play. like that all the time. Can't play like. that all the time. you're going to get. run over. Now, it just is a part of the. tackling form. Like right here, you're. going to secure that tackle if you don't. get the ball as opposed to risking it. all for the punch out. Do you box? Do. you train boxing? Is that something like. what is the downfall of that? You miss. I guess that's what it always used to be. to say is you miss. Are you are you. practicing precision punching around. there? >> Yeah, you definitely got to find the air. behind the ball. I I think people think. that you just got to throw haymakers all. the time. Sometimes that jab can can do.
a little work for you as well. So, um, yeah, it's something that we preach, you. know, on our defense is find the air. behind the ball. Uh, sometimes you're. trailing a guy, sometimes you're in. front of him. Uh, but however, you got. to find that air behind the ball. And. like I said, you putting your body on. the guy once you're punching him, and. then if you don't get the punch out, you. just wrap him up. So, uh, I always say. there's it's cool getting a tackle, but. it's better getting the punch out. So, uh, it's been a focus for sure. Shout. out to my guy Von Bell at Cincinnati. I. think that's when I really added that to.
my game. um when I was in Cincinnati and I've. been able to, you know, bring it here in. Atlanta and it's contagious. Like I. said, our whole defense is doing it. >> It's cool to get a tackle. Better to get. the ball. Uh ball is the program. Speaking of the program, there's a man. back around that building that we got a. chance to see. Looks in incredible. shape, but we don't know what he's doing. dayto-day. AJ, who's a hunter, he killed. an abominal snowman earlier today with. his bare hands out in the parking lot. Has a question for you. >> Yeah, Jesse. He's he's speaking about. Matt Ryan. Obviously, I guess he's the. president of football, I believe, is his.
official title there. What's it like. seeing him dayto-day? Is he is he around. the team all the time? Like what what is. his interaction like with the team and. what's it like having him there? >> Yeah, it's nothing like having a former. player that's been there that knows what. it looks like. Um and then also being on. the team that he played, you know, most. of his career for. Um he's he's been all. hands-on. You never think that he's the. president um of our organization. You. know, you think he's our safeties. position coach. Sometimes he's go out. he's going out there and throwing us a. deep ball. um giving us a good look at.
different drops uh with these. quarterbacks nowadays and then next. thing you know he's throwing to the. receivers. So uh he's hands-on. Um it's. nothing nothing like having former. players in the building uh with coach. even with Ian um our GM former player as. well. So it's really cool when you can. have that perspective uh of guys who are. former players and leadership roles. Um. it's really contagious. Like I said, in. this program, um, if you want to be. great, you can't just be great in. football. You got to be a great person. You got to have that instilled in your.
life. It's a lifestyle for sure. And, uh, those two are great examples of it. >> Yeah. You would assume if you're a young. guy, you could ask these guys anything. and learn about it. Matt Ryan, being in. the building for a quarterback for the. Atlanta Falcons feels like a good idea. Let's talk about one of your. quarterbacks, your quarterback. Go. ahead, Joker. Yeah, Jesse, you talked. about it earlier this week, I believe, maybe last week, just, you know, the. team is different when number nine is in. the game. What have you seen from him, you know, leading up to the season and. even during the season that makes you. think and makes you know, like you said,
you know, this is a franchise guy. This. is the guy for Atlanta going forward. And was there any specific moment that. you kind of look back on and, you know, think of when you you kind of identify. him being the franchise quarterback for. Atlanta? >> Yeah. Um, you know, I was with another. number nine in Cincinnati and you know, the poise and the confidence that you. see from that guy is very similar to our. guy as well here in Atlanta. Um, he's. just his natural confidence and what. that does for our offense. I mean, we. have plenty of playmakers on that field,
but when you have a guy like that who. has that calm presence and can lead. guys, um, you see him out there dancing, he got his swag back a little bit. So, um, I'm very excited. He's my locker. mate as well, so I get to see him, you. know, even those first two weeks when he. wasn't back. I mean, it was killing for. for him to get back out there and uh. have an impact on our team. So, um the. dude is legit. Uh he can make any throw. on that football field and I'm just. happy to see him healthy and um you. know, having a impact and having that.
leadership role on our team. >> Aaron Rogers just came out on a podcast. and talked about talking to the. defensive players. Hey, your drop's way. too quick. You don't need to be doing. that. Uh DB's telling him something that. they're seeing from Aaron. Do you have. that relationship with PennX or is he at. the stage where you don't need to be. clouding him with too much [ __ ]. >> Yeah. No, Pennix is all about it. Um he. it's super authentic conversations when. we're talking big time for this week. Obviously the Bucks with Zack Robinson. over there. Um you know, Mike knows. everything that he that he was harping. on last year and uh it's just week to.
week. It's different from a lefty. um. you know when we're when we're going. against all these righty quarterbacks, but it's definitely I like to pick his. brain and see what he sees and um see. what his process is when he's in his. drop back type of game. >> Yeah, I wonder if he's going to start. doing that to you the more he starts. understanding defenses that he's looking. at. Not that he doesn't right now, but. we're just saying as he continues to. grow older. I assume those questions. will only continue to grow. Great. relationship in the locker room is a big. deal. You're saying he's a dude, huh? We. like him. >> Oh, he's a dude. He's a dude for sure. Um, like I said, he's just got that.
poise, that that calm, uh, presence and. like I said, he he's it's he's not. always serious. It's it's a little bit. of, you know, authentic and he can dance. a little bit. Um, he's a Florida boy. So, uh, he's himself and excited to have. him as a leader on our team. >> Classic Florida boy is a quarterback in. Atlanta. If you guys get that thing. rolling, it'll be a special scene down. there. Now, head coach tasked with that, formerly in Cleveland, now down there in. Atlanta. Heavenly Hulkster has a. question for you, Jesse. >> Yeah, Jesse, first and foremost, dude, I.
just want to say from one exceptional. athlete to another, I love watching you. play, dude, you are just smooth as. butter, brother. So, uh, keep killing. it. Keep doing it. Um, coach Defenses, Pat mentioned him, you know, at the. start of the season when you got, you. know, Pedex obviously wasn't in there. and it was kind of like, hey, did they. hire the right guy? Is this guy having a. one-way ticket out of town? Uh, you guys. have turned things around, obviously in. a great position right now. What is it. like being with coach DeFansky daytoday? What have you noticed that's maybe.
different about his culture than some of. the other guys that you've played with. in the past, dude? >> Yeah, he definitely has a calming. presence. Um, you know, usually with. head coaches nowadays, they're offensive. guys and they're calling the plays. They're not really hands-on with the. defense. Uh, but obviously, you know, Coach DeFansky was a safety as well if. uh no one knew that. And he has a lot of. love for that defensive side as well. So, it's good to see him, you know, bounce around and, uh, you know, he's. been coach of the year before. You know, he knows what it looks like. He knows.
what it takes to be successful in this. league. And, uh, it's been good having. him having a clear identity for our. team. And, uh, like I said, there's no. better leader than, uh, coach Stfansky. >> Is he d is he are we getting back pedals. out of Stfansky right now out of his. time at Patton? Is that where he went to. school? >> Man, I I I need to ask him about it. I. haven't seen his pedal or his weave. pedal or anything like that, but uh the. IQ is definitely there. >> You see Kevin Sansky's out there playing. Ivy League football. >> Now he becomes an offensive guru back.
there at safety. You guys like him? I. got a chance to catch up with him at a. golf tournament. He was incredibly cool. cuz I wondered how he got a gig so fast. after what happened in Cleveland. Like. the coaching cycles are always crazy. You know, it's always and you know this. better than anybody probably with how. long you've been in the NFL. coaching. cycle seemed like you were publicly. nominated for a job and then publicly. taken away from a job then you're real. Stfansky goes right from Cleveland right. into Atlanta. I think we're all like. pretty surprised by that. He. automatically then we got a chance to. chat with him. It's like ah this guy's. he's obviously a nerd. He went to pen. but this guy loves ball and I think he.
relates really well. I. >> didn't Bjon call him Martin Luther King. whenever he rallied the troop. He said. he did that. So can you tell me a little. bit about Stfansk's style and leadership. and why uh you boys love him? I guess. >> Yeah. I just think that it's clear. Um, you know, there's no gray. He's letting. guys know, hey, we need we need you to. do this. It's clear roles on this team. And, uh, like I said, there's a better. no better guy than to lead that way and. be able to hold guys accountable. Uh,
that ultimately creates a culture to. where, you know, we can trust this guy, not just on the field, but off the field. as well. And, um, yeah, he's he's had a. lot of quotes in our team meetings. Our. team meetings are some of the, you know, best team meetings I've ever been a part. of. And every single day we start with a. team meeting. So, uh, it's good when you. can hear, you know, from the from the. horse's mouth, from the top of the top, uh, what he expects from our team. And, uh, that, like I said, ultimately wins. you football games. >> Daily expectations is such a great.
display of leadership. Uh, I'm excited. to hear that's how he operates down. there in Atlanta. Good luck against the. Bucks this weekend. I think Bake had. what 64 yards last week or something. like he would know better than me and. they just absolutely smacked the. Panthers. I'm excited to see Jesse Bates. get down in there Irving. You know got. to do what you got to do. Hey, good luck. the rest of the way. You're the man. Tell everybody we said hello down there. >> Absolutely, man. Indiana legend Pat. McAfee. Much love, bro. >> Jesse legend. You ladies and gentlemen, Jesse Bates. Hell yeah.
>> Very kind of him. Very kind of him. >> What's he from? Fort Wayne. >> Yeah, he's a Fort Wayne guy. >> Yeah, Indiana guy. That by Westfield. >> No. >> No. It's up. >> Nice try, dude. Idiot. >> Well, he ran. He He almost ran through. it. I run I run through it. I don't. know. I might have. >> It's on the west side. Yeah. You. wouldn't have got there yet, but you. were thinking about it. You probably saw. it on a sign while you were Did you take. the highway or how'd you get over here? >> I took back roads here. I don't want. anyone to see me. >> You ran on back roads to get here after. seeing this guy say he was going to kill. everybody and then decided to take him. out right there in the parking lot.
>> Correct. >> I love everything about it. I appreciate. you doing that. Uh Jesse Bates, hell of. a player. when he left Cincinnati, you. can start looking at how their defense. performed after he left and it slowly. just starts going like this. They go on. that magical run to the Super Bowl. Obviously have to move on from some key. pieces. He goes down to Atlanta, whole. new career down there. He's now guy down. there hopefully for the rest of his. career. Nine years in still a stud doing. it. AJ. >> nine years in still do it. Feels like. he's been playing for 18 years. Like the. amount of plays this guy makes and you. turn on anything red zone highlights. like whatever it is you see like feel.
like Jesse Bates is making plays. So. yeah, I'm I've been very impressed. I. was I was upset when the Bengals uh let. him get out the door, but I think he's. been a huge addition to that Falcons. team. >> Yeah. And he mentioned it too like he's. had a different coach or I think he said. three different DCs. I think he's had. three head coaches. Yeah. He's only been. there for this is his fourth year and. for that much turnover to happen. Like. that must be so tough as a player to. deal with that. >> I don't recall but there could have been. I guess a couple different weeks where. anybody could potentially get it. The. Atlanta Falcons formerly have been a.
part of a division that no one wants to. be a part of. Mm-. >> Hulkster, I don't know if you've heard. about this, but we have rolled out an. AFC, NFC show. >> You have? >> Oh, yeah. I pay attention to you guys, dude. You guys got to figure out the. pulse. You know what's going on. And you. know which teams in the NFL are dog. shite. Yeah. >> Which I appreciate. >> Yeah. And we try to point them out every. single week who's shite, who's not. For. a quick recall, here's last week's shite. division. Colts were at the top. If. you're at the top of the shite division,
what's that mean, AJ? That means you are. the worst of the worst. >> Yeah, you are the shidest of the shite. up there at the top and then kind of. work your way down. Los Angeles. Chargers, they're still absolutely. disappointing. The entire NFC East was. in there because I think it was a twoe. period where they hadn't won a single. game and then the Los Angeles Rams just. because of disappointment purposes were. dropped into the Shite division. We do. put out a tweet asking people to get try. to guess it right. We did not do that. this week. Sure. Uh, but we do have a. winner from last week where we will get. them something autographed from the.
office. Let's roll out. before week eight officially kicks its. entire slate off. >> the week seven shite division. Ladies. and gentlemen, I hate to say it. I don't. like doing it. >> Cuz I'm a supporter of their business. >> Oh yeah. Again. >> Oh no. >> I'd be considered one of the backbones, the pillars of their business as a. season ticket holder. probably the. highest paying season ticket holder that. they have that doesn't have a full. business agreement with. >> No question. Yes, I would say so.
>> because all the other suites have like. full ads and halftime and they have like. a full thing. We are just strictly. paying for those seats on home games at. 1:00 on every other or every third. Sunday. >> at Lucas Oil Stadium. Welcome to yet. again the Shike Division, the. Indianapolis Colts. >> Well deserved. >> Welld deserved. Now that the three Shite. emojis there, that's how many times the. Indianapolis Colts have ended up on the. Shite division. Now, there's a lot of. season left. You have five losses at the.
end of the year. You're pumped. >> Okay? Especially with how long this. season is. Shane Stiken and the lads. have a chance to do something memorable, remarkable. They can become a team that. was once considered pillar of shite. division to world champion. AJ, how do. you feel about the Indianapolis Colts. being the leader in the shite house? Well, I you know what does give me a. little bit of concern is the fact that. they traded away their studs. Like the. guys that are kind of the backbone of. that team and the the guys that they. built everything on, they kind of. they've let them go recently this past. week especially. Jonathan Taylor still.
that's a huge. >> but when it comes to the NFL we all know. that we don't really know what's going. to happen game to game. So you know we. could have a bounce back this week and. all of a sudden they're not remember. sitting at the top of the shite. division. Yeah, we could potentially. have a bounce back and that's certainly. something that uh is possible with Shane. Stiken, Daniel Jones getting back to. full form now. Do you play Josh DS? >> He is playing. Yes. >> But do you actually play him? >> Yeah, you showcase him. Hey, you want to. get traded, bud? Go have a good game. >> What if he gets hurt? >> Well, then they're going to say, "We. weren't going to trade you anyway, pal.". >> No, but I mean, >> man, what do you.
That's one of our best weapons. What do. you do with him? question. >> Jonathan Taylor hasn't said that he he. said he has not requested a t uh trade, but he understands what life is. His. wife is putting out a lot of videos. about what life is like in the moment in. time for the tailor as a whole as it's. being talked about. We're learning a lot. there. But it's like what do you do if. you're Shane Stiken with Josh down? >> He's in a really tough spot. Shik when. you think about it like if he is able to. rally the troops and actually just give. the Colts some hope. We talk about hope. like your team needs to have some kind.
of hope going into the offseason. If you. can show like glimpses of hope, I think. you'll be all right. >> And glimpses of hope is kind of what the. optimism is for the Shike Division. That's right. >> And hopefully we'll be S Gardner good to. go. Tyler Warren good to go. >> Jonathan Taylor still on a football. field. Daniel Jones on a football field. Cam Binham still on a football field. Grover Stewart still on a football. field. Leatu still on a football field. Okay, Colts have a lot of good names. We. just haven't been able to win. Which. makes you wonder if we move on from.
DeForest Buckner and Quinton Nelson, is. now the time for us to win with an. ability to maybe not play Josh Downs, our best receiving threat. >> Yeah, it is. >> And Alec Pierce still has yet to play. football after signing uh sorry, he did. play a little bit. He's yet to play. actual football uh since signing the. largest wide receiver free agent deal in. the history of the NFL. So, little bit. of a shite situation. That's why they're. the leaders in the shite house. But you. can win your way out of the shite. division. You know who hasn't been able. to do that other than one time?
>> Who's that, dude? >> Another fire sale. >> Tennessee Titans. >> Congratulations. That's five sh emojis. there. They've been on here five times. in seven weeks. That's not great. Their. fans are certainly wondering what the. hell's going on. And they just moved on. from Jeffrey Simmons, their most. dominant player that they've had. >> throughout his entire How long's he been. there? 10. Nine. What is the year? >> At least at least eight. This might be. nine. This might be his ninth year. We're all guessing. >> Jesse Bates is in his ninth year. So, I. was kind of worried that Jesse and.
>> Jeffrey had to see. >> I mean, Jeffrey Simmons going to be on. the Chicago Bears. Yeah, that's why. >> Monday Night Football taking on Quinton. Nelson and Seattle Seahawks. >> Can't wait to watch, but man, he is a. stud. He's It's going to be fun to watch. him there. >> This is year eight. >> Year eight. Okay. So, for eight years. that he's been there, he's been their. most dominant and consistent player that. they've had. They move on from him. They're in a fire sale. Is Cam Ward the. quarterback of the future? Is Robert. Salah going to be able to turn this. place around? Are they punting on the. season with Boronzi who said it was. tough to tell Jeffrey Simmons they were. moving on from he didn't want to leave?
He didn't want to leave. Making hard. decisions in Tennessee. Does that mean. they're going to get their way out of. the shite house or in the shite house? Joker, >> I don't know. I'm going to say stay in. the shite house. Seeing five poops next. to them kind of shocked me. I didn't. realize it's been that bad, but probably. should with only one victory. But yeah, they're in a difficult spot. almost more. than the Colts. You know, maybe we frame. this even better because they don't know. if they have their guy. They used the. number one overall pick. They're going. to have one or two or three this. upcoming year. What do you do? You know,
do you kind of stick with Cam Ward even. though you might not know if he's great. or do you move on from a very difficult. That sucks for Tennessee and seemingly. no hope. >> You know who else it sucks for? New York. Jets. Welcome back. >> Wow. Go, dude. >> Yeah. Shike division for the Jets. They've only been on one other time. This is not Wow. That's tough. >> That's a surprise because we uh had. faith in Aaron Glenn. He comes out and. says, "I didn't use timeouts because I. want our defense to get to stop and get. the ball back." It's like, well, you can. do both, dude. >> You can do both. You don't have to say.
that out loud. But Aaron Glenn has been. very transparent. And they lose to the. Dolphins. So, lose to the Dolphins, have. that situation. Hard not to say you're. ABSOLUTE SHY. >> ONCE AGAIN, can win your way out. And. then the fourth and final entry into the. AFC NFC Shike division is. congratulations second half Raven. >> Nice dude. >> Second half of the Ravens. Now the. reason why we didn't put out a. prediction uh tweet is because we didn't. want to break down to also halves of. teams could be involved, divisions could.
be involved. It was hard to kind of. describe who was going to make it. Their. point differential from first half to. second half is abysmal. It's disgusting. And what the Ravens have done in the. second, let alone what the Bengals just. did. What the Ravens have done in the. second half all season has been bad. They beat the hell out of the Colts. They steal a win down in Brazil. They. have been a team that have gotten some. wins, but in the second half whenever. game matters has not played well. Is. Jesse Men are going to be able to get it. down the stretch? Is Lamar Jackson going. to be able to flip this all around? If. you have an elite of an elite. quarterback, does your second half get.
better? I would say. So, I'm not really. worried about the second half Ravens as. we go down the stretch, but it is. certainly alarming when we start looking. at the numbers about how shite they have. certainly been. >> Yeah. You wonder what you could possibly. do. do. I mean, the only thing you can. do probably Jesse Mter, you go in the. locker room. Hey, you guys can take a. quick leak, get a quick uh orange slice, and then we're going ones on one's goal. line for for seven seven and a half. minutes until we start the second half. >> Yeah, that's what MCDC did down there in. Miami when he got the interim head. coaching job. Oklahoma drills. immediately middle of the season. Let's. go ahead and wake this place up. Professional athletes don't always.
respond that way, but maybe the. Baltimore Ravens will, and that's what I. think you think about their squad. >> I don't think you should be doing that. I just think coaches will do anything to. try to get a win and try to figure. something out. So, we'll see what. happens. I guess keep your eyes on them. coming out. See how early they come out. of the uh the locker room here going. into the third quarter. >> Hulkster, do you have your own shite. division or do you agree with this one? >> Um, listen, I do have my but it's not. really NFL teams. I don't know if we. want to really get into that. >> Can you let me finish my sentence before. you just. >> I'd like to know because rudely.
interrupt me and cut me off. NFL wise. pretty darn good, dude. Not I mean, not. too shabby. again. You know, I know they. came off the buy. The Chargers [ __ ]. stink, dude. >> Yeah, they. >> they absolutely stink. Mike McDaniel's. going to keep calling plays. That's a. bonehead decision, but uh I'm not. running that specific organization. I. think they should trade Justin Herbert. >> to whoever will take him. >> What do you get for him? >> He asked for like four ones, >> couple and they'll say this guy's ever.
won anything. All he cares about is. smooching. We don't want to give four. ones for this guy. But I look at it. I. mean, the Minnesota Vikings. >> smooching. He's in love. >> Smooching. No. >> Not like he in love. >> Yeah. A lot of people. >> You had a lot of people. You had a. couple. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> LINDA, YOU AND LINDA were in love at one. point. >> Yeah. A lot of people are in love. You. know what they're not doing? What? Getting every paparazzi around and. saying, "HEY, COME GET COME HERE. COME. HERE. I WANT YOU TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME. AND MY GIRLFRIEND smooching on the. freaking practice field." Dude, it's. [ __ ] And if you're talking about.
the other thing, I did not consent to that. Okay, that. was in my room. I didn't even know about. it. You freaking bubble the love sponge. having to, you know, walk me through. that thing. >> Hey, shout out to you, though. >> Shout out to you. Shout out to you. >> Who got the last laugh? >> The Hulk sure did. >> Well, rest in peace, uh, Heavenly Hulks. are happy you're joining us today. You. have been pretty mad, Joker. I didn't. expect him to be this angry about. everything. >> I didn't either. It feels just like a. contentious time up in heaven. Uh, I. don't. >> It's not, though. That's the thing. I.
just run hot, dude. You guys saw it back. in LA. Okay. With me and Nash and Hall, YOU GUYS SAW HOT. >> WHAT year was it? Like what what year? >> Okay. >> Yep. >> That's when you're running the most hot. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Peak Hollywood Hogan. Yeah. You. remember? >> All right. Uh Devonte Adams. Uh closer. to the shorter term of the 6 to 10 week. timeline for the Los Angeles Rams. Maybe. he gets back after tearing his hamstring. off the bone. They said that thing was. like a chicken wing ripped off there. 6. to 10 weeks. It was obviously uh very.
devastating news to all of us football. fans. Certainly the Rams with how he's. been able to operate in the McVey. offense with Matthew Stafford. They're. saying maybe six weeks instead of 10. because he's a Wolverine. Uh AJ's first. thing he said was uh Devonte potentially. missing 10 weeks with a hamstring tear. walked off the field. >> Oh yeah, >> that's Packers fan saying that. We don't. need to get into the injury stuff. >> I wasn't comparing him to anybody else. I'm just saying that. >> you certainly did. >> You certainly did. Good point. Uh AJ. Brown of the New England Patriots didn't. practice yesterday due to a knee flare. up. His status is up in the air for.
Sunday versus the Dolphins for New. England. Now, this would be a story line. if there was just a flare up of a knee. problem. We're in the middle of the. season. Is this going to continue to. come? Is this going to stop? Are they. going to be able to handle it? Don't. love hearing the word flare up, especially from a wide receiver one. Joker, how's everybody taking the news. up in New England? >> Uh, not great this weekend. If AJ Brown. isn't there, we're going in with Pop. Douglas, Eftton, Chisum, uh, and Kyle. Williams at wide receiver. So, very thin. at that group with Dobs and Matt Collins. on IR. This would be a huge loss, but. good thing is Dolphins need him back for.
Packers next week. >> Okay. Uh congrats to you New England. Patriots having a quarterback that can. seemingly operate without a number one. wide receiver. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Uh they try to get AJ Brown in there. though. Try to change it all. Maybe. it'll continue to get a little bit. smoother if he can remain healthy. Before we get out of here uh on ESPN, I. think we do have to showcase all of the. costumes. Oh yeah. The Thunderdome. You. know, the Halloween spectacular is a. real one for us. A real one for us. This. is something we look forward to every. single year. We have people that prepare. for months and months for this. We have.
others that maybe piece it together. within the last day or two. You know, that's just what Halloween is, I think, for all parties. AJ, an incredible uh. hunter today as he was actually living. his gimmick and killing this psycho. deranged. What is this, AJ? If you had. to describe it. >> Uh, I think it's like a rabid some kind. of 8 foot2 gorilla situation. >> 8 foot2. How much how much you think. like an 8 foot2 gorilla would. potentially cost if you just wanted to. have one around or something like that? >> Uh that Well, this had to be shipped. here from a far far away. Uh as you see,
the battery that it uses was not the. typical lithium ion battery. >> What are you talking about, dude? YOU. SAID YOU KILLED THAT THING. >> I KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I'm saying? But. yeah, it's uh you know, I think it's not. that not not as bad as you. >> to be honest with you. It's all hard. battery. Hey, thanks for buying in uh as. a hunter for us today and actually. taking care of some business. The Joker. and Heavenly Hulkster, good work today, boys. Proud. >> Thank you, dude. You, too, dude. >> Heavenly Hulkster, every time you make a. trip back here to the Thunderdome, we.
get very thankful. Happy Halloween to. you, sir. >> Happy Halloween to you guys. I love. spending time with you. Uh, can only be. for one day, obviously, because man, I'll tell YOU WHAT, DOLLY JUMBLIES AIN'T. WORKING. >> OKAY. AND JOKER. JOKER. Uh Joker, thank. you for joining us this year. You look. fantastic. >> Yeah, always a pleasure. Uh I I do love. doing this every single year. It's. awesome that we've continue to do it. And uh good on you for putting paint on. your teeth cuz boy from over here it's. it's starting to get. >> got a real patriot thing going on. >> Yeah, I got on my lips. And it's actual.
paint, too. >> It's paint. You switch the paint. >> Yeah, actual paint. Cuz we we had tape. on there. I I was like, I'll just put. tape on there. Do it. One with uh actual. eye black here, which is actual paint. And just been kind of oozing through my. whole mouth. could take me out. Some. people would be pumped up about that. I. I'd like to think that my immune system. will be able to battle. I like to think. we'd be able to battle through whatever. potential demons are in here. Yeah. I. just want to show a little love to Gold. medal. Got my gold medal right here. >> Nice. There it is. >> Gold medal right here. >> You've worn that thing. It's impressive. >> I've drank this thing. That's right.
>> I mean, I I this thing I have lived and. breathed it. Shout out to you, Joker. Great to see you, Heavenly Hulkster. And. then obviously James Bond from the. opening scene of that one movie. I just thought like what was the most. iconic scene I've ever seen in my entire. life and that people agree upon and I. went with it. >> The the most iconic of all time, that. particular scene. >> Yep. Definitely. >> Of all movies of all time. >> It's up there. Top 10. Definitely. >> Yeah. You talking without your mouth. moving all day has been special. I mean, Coach Signetti, Coach Sabin, just.
staring that right down. Jesse Bates. just looking you right in that still. face and just answering questions. I. love what you've been able to. accomplish. Jim, as Heavenly Hulkster. calls you. >> Yeah, we go way back. Um, he was. actually there. Dia de los Muertos for. that special. >> No doubt, dude. >> But no, I just wanted to pay tribute to. the most iconic movie scene in of all. time. >> Yeah. Okay. And I've heard you talk. about this particular movie so many. times over years. >> Yeah, I have. Yeah, we've all. >> listen cuz you two have never seen any. of the Bond movies. Don't come at me. Okay. >> Well, just I've never heard you talk. about it.
>> Is that not Pantha? >> Okay, let's go to the back. Actually, funny uh funny you say that. Uh Foxy, I. love where you come from. a far far far. away land. Pal, you look spectacular. >> Thank you. I am Lord Farquad of Shrek. You guys are my peasants. And that's all. I got. Back to you, Pat. >> All right. Heavenly Hulkster doesn't. love Farquad. How about next to you? Is. that a Savannah Banana? Is that what. that actually is right there? >> I'm a Bobby Bananas. Banana. Savannah. Banana season ticket holder. I was. hoping Tai would be here. I got a couple.
bones to pick with him, but my my wife. said, "You got to pick. It's It's me or. the bananas. And let's all just say I. miss her bunches. >> Okay. I like that. Bobby bananas. Thank. you for pulling that up. >> What an [ __ ]. >> What's that? >> You know. Yeah. Listen, I know Tai's not. here. THAT GUY'S A [ __ ] AND A LOSER. because he puts ALL OF HIS TIME AND. ENERGY and investment in a Savannah. bananas. Uh, >> I thought you, Heavenly Hulkster, who. understands showmanship and understands. LIKE. >> I UNDERSTAND GOOD showmanship and being.
the king and hitting everybody with I'm. a real American. >> Why? >> Fight for the rides of every man. THE. SAVANNAH BANANAS CAN SUCK ON MY BANANA. That's how I feel about the Savannah. bananas. >> What? >> And guess what? >> WHY? >> THAT THING'S 26 in just like baby. >> Bobby bananas. I'm sorry you have to. take this from Heavenly Hulkster. He's. been a little bit negative. I appreciate. you supporting something that I love.
>> Two feet, >> two inches. >> READ IT AND WEEP. BOBBY, >> I was watching the World Series. That. [ __ ] sucked. There was no music, no. dancing, no choreography, no back. whipping their dicks. >> That doesn't happen. You're You're the. only one talking about that heavenly. holster. No. >> Bobby Bananas, we appreciate you. supporting something that we all love. back there. And let's go to the back. row. Uh, we got Gilly Gumpy. Is that. what we're seeing there? Can we get a. light up on in the back back there or. no? Is that possible? Uh, Gumpy, how do. we fall in the ghillie suit, pal? >> Uh, just some sort of a hunter, YOU.
KNOW. >> JESUS CHRIST. DO YOU KNOW WHO'S NEXT TO. YOU? >> OH MY GOD. >> Oh my. Batman in a ghillie suit in the back. row. I had no idea we had Batman here. Batman, how's it going, pal? >> I'm Batman. >> Yeah, we we could see that. We could see. that. Uh, when did you decide to be be. Batman? And I I didn't know this was. going to be happening there, Frank. >> Well, I saw the Joker because he's a. garbage who kills for money. >> Okay. Have you two kind of encountered. each other today or you've been the best. of friends? >> He's a complete psychopath. He needs to.
be stopped at all costs. >> Are you like one of those guys who's. wearing HOCKEY PADS OR. >> I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS. >> OKAY. But so you're actually. >> I'm Batman. >> Okay. All right. Gilly, what's it been. like, Gilly Gumpy next to Batman all. morning? >> He's been dialed in. He's ready. He's. been staring Joker just out of the side. of his eye, side eyeing him all show. >> Oh, really? Batman, have you been trying. to look through the banana to get to the. Joker? How's it been going back there? >> I've had Lucius Fox rig me up a sonar. system using the directional comput. computations of every cell phone in this.
area. >> All right. Thank you for doing that, Batman. It's obviously not just the boys. in the back. >> Absolutely. Well done. >> Uh, we also got an entire crew. Uh, we. have a which I think you're going to. love, Hulkster. We have a WWE official. Zitto. Zitto came in as a WWE ref. Something to think about actually. Zitto. What does your count look like. and sound like? Just so we know if we. ever And what? >> THAT'S A QUICK COUNT. That's a quick. count. That's a quick count by the WWE. official Heavenly Hulkster. I don't know.
if you know anything about that. >> YEAH, NO THANKS. THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT. SON OF A [ __ ] EARL Hemner who SCREWED. ME OVER. IF YOU REMEMBER in the twin. referee SCREW JOB CIRCA 1988 IN THIS. VERY [ __ ] CITY IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA. TED Debbioi and. [ __ ] EARL HEAPNER. TAKE A HYPE BUB. >> THAT'S ZENO AS A REF. I don't know if. that's Earl Heapner. Uh Earl Heer around. WWF and WWE and I believe WCW and I. think TNA. >> He was there.
>> for a long time. We also have a Hobbit, ladies and gentlemen. A hobbit from. Mordor, I believe is where he's going. Uh, and don't just look at the top. Look. at down at the bottom. He's got these. hairy ass feet that he keep. Who are you again? >> Keep coming. >> Bag. >> What's he. walking? >> Keep walking. >> Yeah, you're right. You're right in line. with There you go. You. >> already have all these clothes before. trick. >> Yeah, sure. Come up here, >> B. Do you have anything to say to the.
people as we they head off to uh the bus. in boys uh live on set somewhere in. university? >> No. Have a happy Halloween. >> Happy Halloween everybody. Mosquito. Bowl. Go watch it at theaters. See you. tomorrow in Bloomington. Goodbye. All. right. Good work there Bone. It's not. just whatever that was. Okay. And Bone's. attention to detail for Halloween is. spectacular. >> He works harder on that than he does at. the graphics. I've got to love it. >> Could be true. That could be a true. story. Uh he's not the only one that. dressed up in the back there. I.
appreciate him saying happy Halloween to. everybody. We also have Colts uh. assistant general manager and uh head of. personnel. >> Ed. Dods is here. Shout out to Ed Dods. Uh. new position, new title. Same old Ed. though. Hey, I'm not changing anything. while I walk into a game. Oh, he's. heading out Oreo. >> Oh, trickor treat. He says. >> trick or treat pocket land. Any trades. would work. >> Oh, trades. Oh,
>> can't just can't land a plane. >> Well, GM, not quarterback. >> That's right. Hey, thank you, Ed. >> Check that candy for razor blades. >> That's Batman back there, uh, letting us. know that he might be working with the. wrong team. And I do believe we have a. couple's costume. >> which we appreciate. Mitt and talk have. certainly uh, paired up and teamed up to. deliver the goods. Who are you guys? just so we could kind of know. You look. amazing. >> Yes. >> Please come on stage. >> My car, >> dude. Where's my car? >> Boo.
You guys were not born when that movie. came out. >> I thought you guys were going to do. break dance or something together. >> Yeah, I thought we were potentially like. uh like a dancing group. Like. >> we also could be from that movie The. Town. >> No. >> Oh, you guys from town. I got tattoo on. your neck. >> Whose car we taking? >> You don't say that. >> Yeah, Jack. You're Doug. >> You're Doug McCrae, [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] I'll see you down in Florida. >> That he doesn't say that either. >> Weren't they already dumb and dumber? >> Keep going. >> Tony. >> Yeah. Hey, you guys look good. Hey,
boys. You leaving them hanging? Yeah. Yep. There we go. Yeah, boys. Same page. Great. Yeah. Good work, boys. >> Yeah. >> Smooch. >> I say this a lot. People don't give you. enough credit for the special program. you run for who you hire. >> Yeah. As an employer. >> Yeah. >> And who the employees are. >> Yeah. >> Certainly. Some. >> the special program. >> Yeah. It is very special program. >> You getting any government kickback from. both those morons? >> That's what I'm saying. We should be. getting tax breaks. >> All right. >> There's a question.
>> There is there is pro. Did we leave. anybody out? No. I think we got. everybody right. >> Gourd. >> Yeah. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> We got a good one. >> We do. And I couldn't I can't believe. this guy got out of jail. I can't. believe this guy got out of jail. Ladies. and gentlemen, the viral sensation, the professional. football player. Ladies and gentlemen, >> Dejon Love. >> Oh, there he is. >> There he is. Dejon love. >> I'll call you right back. I'll call you. right back. >> Okay, >> I'll call you right back. >> Okay. Yeah, Dejon love. I Oh, even got.
the head. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. We lost. the headband. >> I like it a lot. This was a good I. believe this was a good decision by you, Dirty. I I believe this was What were. you doing there on your phone just. moments ago? >> Wire transfer. I mean, uh just talking. to my girl. >> Your girl? You got one girl or how's it. go? >> Well, I got a roster and and we just. rotate. You know, it's on by week this. week, so I just talk to everybody. >> And you're on a roster, right? You are? >> Yes, of course. We're on. >> What team are you on?
>> I'm on the NS. >> Why is the SF upside down? >> Yeah, I see. >> Oh, it's a special brand. >> Yeah, it's a special brand. >> Why don't you hit him on a slant or. something? >> Yeah, we do. Uh, hey, we'll make sure we. record this for you to be able to send. to whoever you need to send it to. I I. mean a catch from Heavenly Hulk. >> I'm playing next week. >> What's that? >> I'm playing next week. >> for. >> the Niners. >> Yeah, we'll see, >> bro. I'm going be there. >> Java's on the pass rush.
out of here, dude. >> Dallas. OH NO. >> OH NO. >> COME ON, MAN. >> THIS is It's kind of Dejan's fault. I. think. >> it is. >> Yeah, Dejon. >> See how good your HANDS ARE, DUDE? [ __ ] RIFLE. >> He's running. >> He's running around. He's running. But look, get open. >> Oh jeez. >> Damn good ball.
>> M TAUGHT ME THAT ONE. >> IS THAT RIGHT? Every Tuesday, right? >> Does he ever talk about Kilmer? >> [ __ ] Bud Kilmer. >> Dude, >> I cannot. >> That was a great call. >> He fired that. He almost got stuck in his face mask. I. think there are extras. I believe we. have a we have a extra one spare. >> Dallas gave him that one personally. >> Remember what happened to Aaron? >> The full get up.
>> Oh no. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. Oh no. >> The don. >> Hey, Heavenly Holster. I don't know if. Tai's going to be thrilled with what you. just did. >> Yeah. Hey, the cheeks look great. >> Hey, Hulker. I didn't know you're still. doing legs up here in heaven. Well, still squatting. Let's just say, >> let's just say I want to KEEP THAT THING. TIGHT for Dolly.
>> We know what that mouth can do. >> She's an incredible singer. We know that. obviously. >> What I'm talking about, brother. >> That's what I'm talking about. That's. what I'm talking about. Miss Dollyy's. the greatest. She's definitely in. heaven. And I think a lot of people are. going to wonder about your situation. going forward. >> I don't even have my extendo thing. It's. all [ __ ] up. Don't know where that wet. so I can't hear you guys anymore. >> Can you hear us right now though? Yeah. >> I need the [ __ ] It's right there. >> Dejon Love is kind of giving you quite a. run here. And uh it do be like that.
>> It do be like that sometimes, dude. Someone's phoned down there. >> That's That's Dejon Loves. I do believe. >> he's got to he's got to catch that. Hulkster [ __ ] put that thing right on. him, dude. You're right. >> Right in the bread basket, brother. >> All right, AJ. Uh, and Hulkster and. Joker and Jim Bond and Bobby Bananas. Yeah. >> And Farquad and Gilly Gumpy and. >> I'm Batman. >> Yeah, we know that. WWE ref, uh, The. Hobbit over there, the duo and.
jumpsuits, Dejon Love. It is, uh, general manager Ed Dods. It's time to. make our picks. >> Here we go. Yes, >> let's tear down this lake. We got a. little Halloween uh celebration about to. happen here at the Thunderdome. Cannot. wait for that, boys. Cannot wait for. that, lads. Let's go to it. Packers. cover last night. We're both 1 and0. Ravens Bills Bills favored by three at. home 54 and a half over under. Anything. we need to know about this game? Lamar. Jackson back or no? >> He is back. Um head coach said that.
today. Um and hopefully they can hold on. to a lead. Bills coming off a buy. >> The Bills coming off a buy. a lot of. time to prepare if you're Joe Brady for. a Baltimore Ravens defense. It hasn't. been able to hold up in the second. halves of games. AJ, who do you like? How do you like it in that one? >> I don't love the Bills coming off a buy. I sometimes you can get have a slow. start to the game when you finally get. back out there, but I like the Bills at. home minus three. >> Yeah, rest or rust. I'm going to go with. the Bills as well. And remember my. strategy this week. >> Yeah, good. It's a good one. >> Yeah, I'm uh you've been seeing it well. I'm riding with you except for a couple. where I'm going to try to steal a win.
this week. Vikings, Lions. Lions fresh. out of a barn burner. Vikings being a. team still undefeated. >> with the least amount of touchdowns. scored or something in the history of an. undefeated team whenever we all assume. that their offense is going to be great. Be Flo still leading a charge. They're. getting three in Detroit 1 p.m. game. AJ, who do you like? How do you like it? >> I like the Minnesota Vikings here on the. road. I like them to win this game. >> They're off a buy, too. Uh. >> against the Colts. >> Okay. I like them as well.
>> Come on. This game, Jim. >> It was a close game. They fought. >> 16-10 or something like that. >> Yeah. So, >> they had the ball. Remember, they had. the ball with the drive down. >> You're right. Actually, I might need to. change my. >> Lions minus three. >> I'll stick Vikings. >> What do you guys You guys suck on. defense, right? >> Yeah. This is basically a battle of. worst defense versus worst offense, best. offense versus worst defense. All the. stats say that. So, I'm very curious to. see what happens. I think homefield. advantage. We're wearing our cool new.
>> NFL rivalries. >> jerseys. Which ones are what are they. called? >> Defend the den jersey. >> Oh, I've seen some terrible ones of. them. >> Defund the dead. >> No, defend. >> Thank you. >> Defend. >> The other all the other teams I've saw. that are wearing these type of uniforms, they kind of stink. >> The Lions ones are ugly. >> Yeah, but both teams are wearing them. And I think the Vikings ones are really. nice. >> Yeah, they are. They're sweet. >> Uh, I'll go with the Lions at home. Shout out to Jamir Gibbs coming on. This. will be the one I think that I disagree. with you. Titans, Bengals. Bengals. favored by 12 1/2 at home against a fire. sale of the Titans. They just moved on.
from Jeffrey Simmons. >> 12 1/2 is way too much, but I'm going to. take the Bengals. >> Yeah, I will as well. Colts, Jags, 10. points. That's a lot of points. AJ, >> you know what? Give me the Colts. >> I'll take the Colts as well. Hell yeah. >> Let's go. Shane Stiken, this is. professional football still. We got a. lot of good guys still on our roster. now. Will they be on our roster in two. weeks? >> Who knows? Josh Allen's already. requested a trade. Will he play? He's. been a great weapon for us. Who knows? You put him on the field, you say, "Hey, this is a display for you to showcase. who you are." He gets on that field and.
he gets hurt and we can't trade him. All. of a sudden, it goes from fifth round or. fourth rounder to like a sixth or. seventh round. What are you going to do. with it? A lot of people saying the. Colts have an. >> interesting little trend going on of. people that are requesting trades from. them. >> Good football players. >> Great. >> Let's go to the Browns versus the. Steelers. Steelers favored by three and. a half at home. Over under 39 a half. James Bond, how do you view this one? Um, so the Browns are going for a sweep. of the series for the first time since. when were you born? >> 1987. >> So yeah, basic 1988 was the last time.
the Browns swept this single season. series. Uh, they're doing a lot of. talking. Um, so we'll see. Minus three. and a half. Boys coming back from from. France. I don't love that, but we'll. see. >> Heavenly Hulkster, how do you feel about. the French Steelers? >> Well, I like the Steelers a lot. I love. Aaron, obviously, everything he talks. about, but man, there's there's. something about I just can't shake Todd. Mod. I just can't do it. Every night I'm. waking up just thinking, "What's my K. gonna do this week? What new wrinkle is. my K gonna add this week?" Uh, I love.
the prize, dude. >> I am a real man. >> YEAH. WELL, CAN FIGHTS for the rights of every man. He played the job when everyone was. killing him. >> and now they've been [ __ ] sucked. forever. I love Todd Mod. I would go to war for. Todd Mod. I would with Mike McCarthy, too. But this Brown team's different,
dude. >> Heavenly Hawks is taking the Browns plus. three and a half, it sounds like. Maybe. even straight up. I don't know if. there's any uh. >> Is there DraftKings in heaven? >> Uh, guess who wrote the book in heaven? >> You're looking at it, brother. >> Capone. You are Capone ain't in heaven. >> Uhuh. Capone ain't in heaven. >> He's in my heaven. >> That's hell. Can we throw some names at. you? Let us know where they are. >> Shoot. >> I'll get back to you in a little bit.
>> Okay. >> No, go ahead, AJ. You got some names in. mind that you really. >> Okay. Um Oh, boy. This is tough. >> Don't say that if you're not prepared to. rifle off a couple. Okay. Cuz now you. just LOOK LIKE A [ __ ] IDIOT. I'm. waiting. Dude, >> you think Heavenly Hulkster has time to. wait around for you to think about stuff. that you want to do? You you never could. have thought Heavenly Hulkster would. have would have blessed you with his. time and saying, "Yeah, I I'll let you. know who's in, who's out.". >> I never thought I'd be talking to to. Heavenly Hawkster like this one-on-one. It's It's an honor. >> You did last year.
>> It's an honor. >> I know. I did. I thought that was a one. and done. What about next year? You. think next YEAR YOU'LL MAKE. >> [ __ ] SOLID. YOU GOT ME NAMES, [ __ ]. >> NO, give me the Steelers minus three and. a half. >> Okay, you got Steelers minus three. I'll. take them, I guess, with you. Even. though I wanted to take the Browns. I. don't know if I need to be avoiding you, who's been seeing it very well lately. Uh, Atlanta Falcons, Tampa Bay. Buccaneers. Bucks favored by two and a. half. We just talked to Jesse Bates. third, who's becoming a record-breaking. machine on the defensive side for the. Falcons. Uh, Baker is back for the. second game after a broken thumb.
situation or a dislocated thumb. situation. Didn't have to do much last. week to beat the Panthers. Bucky Irving. ran wild. Bucks favored by two and a. half. Who do you like, AJ? >> I'm a bit surprised that the Bucks are. two and a half point favorites. I assume. that's just a home thing, but I'm taking. the Falcons here. >> Falcons have been up and down. Let's. assume that they're up. Raiders, Jets. Jets favored by a point and a half. I. will take the Raiders uh in Metife. >> I will take the Raiders as well. >> Cardinals Cowboys. Cowboys favored by. seven after what we just seen them do to.
the Eagles. Are they all the way back up. and rolling? Heavenly Hulster feels like. you might be a Cowboys fan deep down. >> Uh no. No, I'm not. You know, I grew up. on them creamsicle jerseys. Uh, you. know, and I had actually you anytime you. go down to Hogan's hangout and you do a. little karaoke, you're going to see a. Steve Young creamsicle Tampa Bay Bucks. jersey and you're going to see Brett. Favre. Those are the only two ones I got. up there. Couple other guys maybe, you. know, tried to get up there. Um, Bill.
Goldberg's jersey from the longest yard. made it up there. A lot of people. surprised by that because, you know, you've heard Brett, you know, or with. the Hitman, you've heard Brett Hart talk. about Bill Goldberg. A LOT OF US GUYS, US GOATS kind of feel the same way. Not. a safe wrestler. Um, you know, kind of a. piece of shite, but. >> he was great in that movie. >> Yes, he was. >> He was great in that movie. He was great. for WCW, too, I would say. >> Yeah. Right. >> I think you you guys kind of owe a debt.
of gratitude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Sure, we do. guy can't. [ __ ] wrestle comes in. They throw all. these jobbers at him. Hey, guess what? Goldberg, you're going to go on a 89. fight win streak. And then finally, and. I, this was kind of at my behest. Nash. was like, "We're done with this, dude. Give me the taser." If you remember, Nash went out there with the taser, hits. him. Goldberg gets pinned, streaks over, as it should be. Um, >> yeah, but Brett the hit man hard said, "You don't know the difference between a. headlock and a head lamp." But was that. you or Bill Goldberg? Well, you know,
uh, that's what Bret Hart would say and. that's kind of all he says is, "Well, you know, in that stupid [ __ ]. Canadian accent.". >> Oh, he's got a good accent. He's he. represents all Canada. He's the best. there is. >> Yeah. The best there was. The best there. ever will be. Yeah, I get it. Uh, the. hitman. Listen, he was he was always. upset that the Hulkster was the guy, you. know. Funny story. The reason he hates. my guts, he wanted my role in The Nanny, the 1994 film. I don't know if you've. ever seen it. He screen tested for it. and they basically said, "Sorry, you.
ain't got the juice. The Hulster does.". So, that's kind of where me and Bret. Hart go. Jerry Jones, good guy. I do. like him. Uh, and it's kind of back to I. think everyone hates Michael Bidwell and. what he's done with the Cardinals. >> I heard there's a couple billboards over. there and everything. >> Yeah, everyone hates that guy's guts big. time. Like, hey, you're a billionaire. You're a huge time [ __ ] cheapkate. Why don't you figure it out? But the. Cowboys suck. Every time you watch them, you feel like they should play better. We keep hearing about how good their.
defense should be. It's [ __ ] not. It. hasn't been forever. Dak, same deal. Um, consider the Hulkster a big time seller. of the Dallas Cowboys. >> Okay. I didn't know we're doing stocks. like that with NFL teams with very good. friends with Jim Kramer. He's one of the. only guys on earth who I still. communicate with frequently. >> Are you hitting the moo? Yeah. Are you. hitting the moo and the the bull and the. cow? >> Without a doubt. Okay. >> Every time I can because, YOU KNOW, I'D. LIKE TO WIN BIG AND kind of put those. investments back in Hogan's Hangout. I.
want to make sure Nick's got that place. bumping every Monday. Dude, >> I respect you doing that for your kid. Uh, the Joker clown face is what Cowboys. fans say they are at the end of every. year. >> Yeah, >> because you get so bought into the hype. This year, the hype was more than ever. >> by far. >> that we have been a part of. It felt. real. We even bought in on the Cowboys. hype going into the season. Like for. real. >> Especially their defense. It's like. Christian Parker was the upand cominging. DC. Like everyone in Philly praised him. for being so good. And Caleb DS being a. guy immediately coming over. He leaves.
their team in tackles, but in the. secondary sometimes he does get abused a. little bit. I I mean, this is one of. those ones where you would think seven. points won't be enough and the Cowboys. will want to run away with it. But. Cardinals are not a bad football team. Like we talked to Michael Flor, that's a. tough football team. Like they got great. weapons. So this reeks of over, but I. don't know. Seven points is a lot. >> Not that this matters for this game, >> but since Jerry World opened in 2009, Cardinals are undefeated in Jerry World. >> Who you taking, AJ?
>> Give me the Dallas Cowboys. >> All right, I'll take the Cardinals. Plus, >> why am I doing that? I'll take Cowboys. I'll take the Cowboys. I'll take the. Cowboys. >> But I mean, that is a kind of a glaring. >> battle of LA. What do they call this in. soccer? Gilly Gumps. >> El Tropical. >> El Tropical. Yeah, nailed it there. Pento, >> thank you. James Bond, uh, Gumpy in the. soccer world. Was it the Galaxy or LAFC. that won it this year? >> Two two draw. It was an absolutely epic. match. It was just last week actually. LFC went down two, came back and tied it. at two. >> So, it was a stall out basically of El.
Traal. >> Well said. >> Uh, who would that bode well for in the. NFL game here? >> Well, usually I would say the team. that's not as good, but the Chargers are. absolute shite. So, probably the Rams. >> Okay. So, Gilly Gumpy likes the Rams. minus 6 and a half. Who do you like, AJ? >> I like the Rams at minus 6 and a half. And I'm a little bit surprised this. spread is not higher. >> Oh, really? Maybe the Chargers coming. out of a buy. They got some things. figured out. We all believe Jim Harbaugh. good football coach, right? >> Yeah. >> We all believe McDaniel knows football a. little bit. >> Yeah. >> I hate that guy.
>> What do you mean? >> What? >> He's a piss ant. >> Who? >> McDaniel. >> He wears cool shoes just like you had on. before last time he came in here. Had. those KDs on looking fresh. McDaniel's. always got super cool shoes on. He uh he. changed the game mightily with all his. motions and late shifts and everything. I thought you as a guy that respects. game would have liked would like. McDaniel. >> No. No. Little pipsque squeaks like. that. I usually don't respect him. Uh he. thought he changed the game. He was. suckling on Kyle Shanahan's te for a.
long time and his daddy's teat before. that. Okay. Goes down to Miami when they. made the playoffs that one year. He You. guys remember anytime it was cold? He. was [ __ ] shivering on the sidelines. >> Super cold day. It was cool. He comes. here and that's the only thing people. talk about. This guy's shoes are cool. His shirts are cool. His pants are cool. GO BE A [ __ ] GUCCI model then. Okay. Go walk the runway in Paris. WE'RE. PLAYING [ __ ] FOOTBALL. NFL FOOTBALL. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HIM AND.
SHAWN MCVEY GOT THE squared circle. brother? Paul, he'd [ __ ] rip his. larynx out. >> Really? >> Yeah. And tie it into those [ __ ] cool. shoes he's got. Here's your VOICE BOX. YOU'RE TYING YOUR SHOES with it now, Weasley [ __ ] I can't believe they. haven't fired him yet. And he YOU KNOW. WHAT? HARBALL IS A KIND OF GUY. HE'S. GOING TO GO DOWN WITH THE [ __ ] BROTHER. THAT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO. >> LOYAL. >> He shouldn't have to. >> Loyal. >> Might be the next coach of the Colts.
>> Chargers. >> Yeah. >> Non McDaniel getting to ring him on her. twice. >> That'd be sick. >> Oh my god. >> The bang of that drum, bro. Charge the. offense corner Mike McDaniel says he. watched probably four hours of film with. quarterback Justin Herbert over the. bye-week on calls for his firing. You. can't have a cake and eat it too. You. have to produce results or there's going. to be heat. He gets it. It's been let go. obviously from head coaching position. Uh that's that's not a lot of hours. That's not a lot of hours. A lot of. people doing that every night. But I. think he was saying four hours a day. which are getting to the bottom of it. I'll take the Rams as well. That has not. worked out anywhere near what we thought.
it was in LA. It turns out in heaven. they're having the same conversations as. us unless Heavenly Hulks are just a very. negative representation of everything. happening. >> Not at all. It means pissed. >> Okay. Uh, let's go to the Patriots. Dolphins. Patriots favored by seven down. there in Miami. Miami fresh off a big. time win. Miami has been a difficult. place for the Patriots to play later in. the season, middle of the season. Connor, why is this uh only seven? I. think a lot of people would ask. >> Yeah, Connor, we were probably because. of the divisional and because they just. won a game and because, you know, Patriots very, very banged up O line and. weapons. Um something to remember.
because it's daylight savings on Sunday. So hours going back an hour, uh sun. should be basically down. So they won't. have to deal with that uh standing in. the sun for the entire game like they. normally do for those 1:00 kicks early. on. Seven's all right. Don't feel too. too bad about it. >> Here's some weather from NFLweather.com. Kickoff 79, definite rain. Then it gets. to 78, definite rain. Third quarter, it's going to rain. Fourth quarter, guess what? Oh,
>> mole rain. Good for us. It's going to be. a sloppy track out there. Go ahead, Tone. >> The internet was saying that they moved. this game to the four o'clock hour for. the Patriots so that they didn't have to. deal with the Miami Heat. That's what. the internet say. >> Well, Miami having a 1:00 game all. season long is a benefit to them. You. can't train for the humidity. Seven-point favorites. New England. Patriots heading down there. AJ, who do. you like? How do you like it? >> Uh, I still like the Patriots here on. the road minus 7. >> Gumpy, did you think that was going to. happen from AJ? >> Yeah, big surprise there from Hawk. How. do you feel about getting a touchdown, an extra point with the Patriots coming.
to town? >> I do worry the proctologist is out, so. our O line won't be as good. Uh Juju. Brentson concussion protocol as well, but uh I think we can keep it tight. We've been pounding the rock, so we. might be able to keep it within seven. Kaden Proctor, rookie out, the. proctologologist. >> Big Proctor, I think he caught a. touchdown for Alabama. Great athlete. Now he is out for Miami. I'll take the. Patriots minus 7 as well. Chiefs favored. by a point and a half heading in Denver. 425 on CBS over under 40 and a half. Chiefs is still the Chiefs. Broncos got. it figured out. AJ, who do you like? How.
do you like it? >> Give me the Broncos on this one. My My. initial instinct was to take the Chiefs, but for some reason I'm getting. something in the back of my little. brain. Tell me the Broncos. >> All right, I'm going to ride with the. Chiefs there. And then uh Eagles. Commanders. Commanders favored by six. You actually don't have to pick this one. if you don't want to. >> All right, we won't we'll flex this one. out of our picks. >> Yeah, smart. I like what we just did. Sounds good to me. >> Yeah, I like what. on that note, let's have an incredible. weekend. >> Hell yeah. >> Let's have a phenomenal. I would go with. the Eagles there. Plus six.
>> Yeah. So would I. >> All right. >> So we done make a picture. >> Okay. >> We can't thank all of you. >> ancestors enough. If it wasn't for all of you, >> we wouldn't be able to celebrate. Halloween every single year just like. this. I think a lot of people thought. our show was going to completely change, you know, whenever we partnered with. ESPN. >> We were attacked for that. Terrible. things are said by a lot of people that. are considered our fans at the time. >> I think what we have proven just on.
Halloween each year. >> is that it's impossible to change people. that are very stupid. >> And uh I don't know if this is the most. conducive thing for a sports talk show. to dress up in front. >> Yeah. Costumes. We had interviews. I. think we covered all the topics. We made. all our pits and we covered every. headline that we thought we should. definitely speak about. So, good for us. I'm proud of us. I'm thankful of us uh. for us and uh I'm appreciative of all of. you, including you, Joker, man. >> Hey, especially you, dude. Appreciate. you. >> And you, Heavenly Hulkster.
>> Thank you, dude. Love you, dude. Love. you. All you dudes, brothers. >> Hey, tell all the dudes up there that we. love them. All right, dude. >> All right. Looking throats are really starting to. get to me now. It's usually about the, you know, the 140 minute mark is usually. when, you know, the the vocal cords. start piping at you. >> All right, Saturday 8:00 p.m. Eastern as. we look ahead to an incredible weekend. of sports. >> Dream at Valkyries. Valkyries favored by.
a point and a half. Over under 142 and a. half. Remember Atlanta Dream get huge. win yesterday afternoon. Angel Reese. gets back into the double double c uh. category. The entire place was filled up. for an afternoon basketball. the dream. extended to a game seven. It is now in. Bala uh with the Valkyries favored by a. point and a half. Let's go around the. room. We'll start with James Bond. James, who do you got to take down the. NBA title this year? >> Valkyries have been great at home. Give.
me them. >> Okay, Valkyries at home. Tough barn. Very tough barn. Let's go to the to the. table. Joker, who do you like? How do. you like it? >> Ah, man. I I was hoping Heavenly. Hulkster was going to go before me. because I know he watched every single. game this year of the dream, but I'm. >> brother. Not a dream fan. >> Oh, okay. Well, I'm going to ride with. the dream in Angel Reese, even though. the Valkyries are like Tony said, a. tough tough barn over there. >> You're not a dream fan. Are you a. Valkyrie fan, Heavenly Hulkster? Who do.
you think? >> Absolutely not, dude. Uh where they play. this on some black top out there in San. Francisco? >> No, they got a full arena. It's going to. be packed out. It's actually one of the. best environments at uh WNB. >> Yeah. Okay. Because they bent over. backwards trying to get that last one, you know, and Eglestone basically said, "Hey, shove it WWE or Steve Cudon, whoever was involved." UH, LISTEN. EVER. SINCE THEY BASICALLY made Caitlyn Clark. a martyr, I said, "Fuck the WNBA, dude. Won't watch it. WON'T TALK ABOUT IT.".
NOW, Dolly's a big dream fan, obviously, and. I'm guessing if I want a little buddy, Yeah. >> we're going to have to watch that game. together. >> All right. >> So, sure. >> What? >> I'LL GO WITH THE DREAM. >> I'M not going to like it. >> Okay. Jim, please. >> Joker, please. >> I'm good. >> YOU GOT SNICKER IN A GAME. >> I'M NOT LAUGHING. I NEVER HEARD Munaki.
before. I didn't know Dolly was. >> So, you're on the Dream plus one and a. half. >> Sure. WHAT? I I MEAN, I DON'T CARE AT. ALL. UM, but for Dolly's sake, if she's. listening, yeah, I love the Dream. Go. Dream. Hopefully, Angel Clark, Angel. Reese has a double double. You know, it. doesn't shoot 10% from the field. I do. like her. I like the way she has changed. the fundamental philosophy of the. Atlanta Dream. They're really a run and. gun team, you know, get out in space.
Um, shoot the three a lot. They get. Angel. They said, "Hey, we go back to. the basics. Pound that thing inside. High percentage shots. PICK AND ROLL THE. top of the key." They got a couple girls. who are smooth as butter, dude. Last. time I came in here before I passed, you. guys know how big of a basketball fan I. am. >> Um, >> huh. >> You're a huge fan. Huge. >> Oh, yeah. No doubt. No doubt. You know, HOGGO. UH, SO YEAH, give me the dream. Give me the dream. What were they? They.
the underdog. >> Getting a point and a half. >> OH, I'M GETTING A POINT AND A HALF. YEAH. UHHUH. Did they Did they win by. like 40 last game? >> 11. >> God. Can't wait. >> It sounds like you knew a lot more than. we HE LEFT. >> WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, I'M NOT JUST TALKING. OUT OF MY ASS UP HERE. I KNOW ABOUT THE. philosophies of each team in the W, WHICH IS WHY IT PAINS ME SO MUCH. I. CAN'T EVEN STOMACH TO WATCH IT BECAUSE. WHAT ANGLESTONE'S DONE TO the league, dude. >> Kathy Engelbert is the commissioner. She.
is done after this season. I. >> thank God. >> All right, AJ, who are you taking? >> I'm going to have to go with with. Hulkster and and Dolly and give me the. dream on this one. >> All right. Good luck to the Dream on the. road up there. >> Who you like, dude? >> What's that? >> Yeah. Who are you on? >> Um. >> they going to lay your bows TO REST IN. BALHALLA. >> YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE VALKYRIES. I'LL do. the Valkys. I will. Can't wait to watch. that. College football is going to be. loaded. Uh Mosquito Bowl is in theaters. I think it is worthy of a big screen. Uh. Peter Berg and team did a phenomenal. job. Uh a nice message about, you know,
in the past there's been a lot of good. that the Americans have done for the. world. But there's also a lot happening. whenever we talk about war and the price. of war and what it actually is. And I. think this movie is a good depiction of. all of that. Greatest generation. obviously has football stars involved. The Marines, urah, absolute beasts. And. it tells a story uh that I think I. didn't know about. And once I learned. about it, I uh I was quickly reminded. that there are always heroes walking. amongst us. And even though there is a.
bunch of negativity in the world, and. boy, I'm about done with it to be. honest. But it's just part of life. There is always the badasses that will. uh always outweigh the negative. And. let's never ever forget that. Shout out. to the Mosquito Bowl. Shout out to. college football. College Game Day 9:00. a.m. Eastern tomorrow. Live from. Bloomington, Indiana, just down the. road. And then an entire slate of games. uh tonight and tomorrow that are. awesome, including the WNBA game seven. uh finals. And then Sunday, another. slate and then Monday Night Football in.
Seattle with the Bears. >> Let's have an incredible time. We are so. incredibly lucky to be alive. Shout out. to all of you. >> Happy Halloween. Be a friend. Tell your. friends might change your life. We're in. this thing together. Team on me. Hey. Jay, anything you say? >> Happy Halloween. This is Halloween. >> Be safe driving. Trick-or-treating is on. Saturday for a lot of people. Don't. Don't be [ __ ]. >> Yeah. And let's remember that you're. allowed to enjoy this life and you're. allowed to have a joyful spirit and.
you're allowed to think positively and. you're allowed to put costumes on. and look like [ __ ]. >> Well said, dude. Oh, yeah. >> That's what it's all about. You never. take yourself too seriously, >> but you should try to enjoy it all. Team. on me, team on three. We appreciate you. all greatly. ONE, TWO, THREE. GOODBYE.