Why Melania's New Grab Is Terrifying Trump: Wolff | Inside Trump's Head

They don't know what she's going to do and they are afraid of it. This business of hers seems to make her the center of attention, which puts her kind of in direct. conflict with the president. of the United States, who, as we know, can't stand anyone else. being the center of attention doesn't mind you making money. But do not steal the limelight. Michael.

Joanna. I'm sorry. It's a Tuesday and you're not in the studio with me. But I will say you've missed a stalker of a day. It is. It's steaming in New York, and it's. We're waiting for the storm to begin any moment. I think we're waiting for that here, too, but it's actually kind of. on the cool side. Nice. Well, enjoy. Enjoy. And I'm sorry you're not here in the studio, but. Well, this is this is my summer vacation. Oh, this is your this one day, your summer vacation, and you're working on it.

That's the kind of occasion I take to. So we have a lot to discuss. Not least Melania and your observations. Having talked to people that relations between Melania and Donald Trump. are at their worst since the Stormy Daniels trial. Lowest ebb, I think we say lowest ebb. So they're at their lowest ebb. I would say that the Strait of Hormuz and the Forever War.

is at a new low ebb, and we're going to look at that. Also, trump up against two of the people that he's been torturing. Thom Tillis and John Cornyn are now torture him back over. whether or not to confirm Todd Blanch. But I wanted to start with a sort. of remarkable outburst from Steven Chung, the communications director, the white House communications director.

And I hope you might you might call him the outburst director. The outburst director, the outrage director. And I hope we can put up. some pictures of him here, because not everybody will know him. He's not as out front as Carolyn Levitt, the white House press spokesperson is. But this was an attack on Richard Gere, the actor who's in his 70s now.

And it I don't want to repeat what he said, but it it dug up an old. a very old, early internet rumor about Richard Gere. Yeah. And that actually rumor predated even the internet. Is it possible anything pre-dates the internet? Yeah. Well, yes. Me, I predate the internet. I guess I do too, I guess probably a lot of our listeners. predate the internet, but it seems impossible to to remember back. But but he just had this sort of wild outburst.

against Richard Gear and. well, it. was just a very strange thing to come from the why I understand. we we don't we don't want to repeat this because, I mean, this is this is. this is one of those things that happened, I think, beyond explanation that there was. this rumor about Richard Gere, you know, a dark, terrible, inexplicable and,

and I would say impossible rumor about Richard Gere, right? That that achieved enormous velocity at a point in time. And this is a long time ago. This is certainly the the late 70s 80s. And and it was absolutely untrue. and absolutely meaningless, but completely derogatory. and kind of from a reputation standpoint, kind of debilitating.

Now, Richard Gere, long since has gotten past that. The rumor. doesn't kind of faded into nothingness. is and it and certainly faded. into irrelevancy until yesterday. When Steven. Chung and I and I've been puzzled about this, what would have motivated him.

to say such a thing, to resurrect such a ridiculous thing? Now? Now, Richard Gere has been saying things against Donald Trump and the Trump. administration, which, by the way, does not make him unique in any sense. Right? Almost the entire of Hollywood does that. Hollywood almost in, you know, certainly half or more of the nation. does that at any given, given, given moment. But so why was Richard Gere suddenly singled out,

and why was he singled out in this in such a a. Low way? And I thought, well, you know, Stephen, they're mad at Richard Gere. The president is mad at Richard Gere. So Steven Chung was was assigned this job the, the, his daily assassination here. And somehow he pulled this out of his hat.

But I don't think that's true. And I think that this must be and. and we're at a we don't want to repeat this this, this rumor. Do we have to know. Let's let's try. And if you really want to go. and inspect the rumor, you can go and read about it on The Daily Beast, because we've we had a long conversation about how do we cover this story. And again, it's only relevant because it's the white House communications director.

channeling very clearly I think his boss, the president of the United States. And right now, the most powerful I think that's I mean, I think that. that is the thing and it is this this is other thing inside Trump's head. Inside Trump's head is at a fixed point decades and decades ago. So this rumor, rumor this, this. Ridiculous, ridiculous urban.

myth about Richard Gere. is still in Donald Trump's head. And he must have been the one who brought this up again, because actually, Steven Chung is probably even too young to know this, right? When we talked about it in the office, most of the people in our office. didn't know about it. I'm probably the oldest person in our office at the moment. And, you know, I remembered it. And it also made me. wonder if Donald Trump himself had actually come up with the rumor,

because at the time, you know, Richard Gere was the star of American Gigolo, went on to do. Pretty Woman, married an actual supermodel, Cindy Crawford, as opposed to. Donald Trump marrying Melania, who he pretended was a supermodel. But we know, in fact wasn't really a model of any great note. And I. wondered if it was just some sort of wild jealousy. that is still lodged somewhere in a in a file in Donald Trump's brain.

And that's the way things happen in the white House. It's Donald Trump who was incensed about Richard Gere, something he saw, something someone said, something. he has some association with, with Richard Gere. Richard Gere is handsomer than he is. Has Richard is handsomer than anybody? Yes. You know, is is ultimately in that Hollywood contest. much more successful than Donald Trump ever, ever was.

All of all of those reasons in which he might have been. envious of, of Richard Gere. So, I mean, in these things, these sparks go off in Donald Trump's head. They beyond they're not connected to anything reasonable. They're connected to a kind of a kind of of, of a set of random memories that come together at any given moment. to create this moment of anger and resentment.

And then he puts that together with this, with this urban myth libel, which no one knows about anymore except Donald Trump, because he's 80 years old. And there it comes out of Stephen Chung's mouth. It was just a crazy, a crazy moment, as is the fact that we really have seen almost nothing. of the First Lady this year, which is why it was a surprise to see her. We've seen her, I think, three times this month at UFC at the fireworks,

and she was there with Barron at the World Cup. final on on Sunday. And actually I looked it up. She's done approximately 14. to 16 public appearances this year. Well, you talk about this on your Substack this week. America. has always built its way forward through disruption, through reinvention, through people overcoming the challenges before them.

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And these are. these are all just just in the goat and just the note negotiated appearances. We'll come on to what that means in the in a minute. But if you compare it to. Michelle Obama was doing between 100 and 150 public appearances. a year, Laura Bush did roughly. 120 a year, and.

Jill Biden. did well. She was on well over 100 trips alongside Joe Biden. Now, you might argue that she needed to be there with Joe Biden. When you say negotiated, what do you mean? And let's just step back. Also, just to the, you know, the context here is she made no. appearances during the 2024 campaign. until basically she did an appearance. in the last week of the campaign.

he was in had he was indicted four times, myriad. court appearances, never once appearing with him. And that was always in my book about the campaign. I, I recount one aide going to her. and trying to ask her as politely and nicely, gently as possible if she would come to court with him, and she just.

broke up in laughter and said, nice try. She broke up in laughter, in laughter, in laughter. Nice try. Nice try. I'm not coming to court. I won't be in court except divorce court. Okay, well, the appearances she's done this. year, there's so few, so I can run through them quickly. New year's sort of public holiday events on February. the 13th, which was her next public visit as far as we know. She made a visit to Fort Bragg, and then she showed up on Valentine's.

President Day weekend at Mar a Lago Women's History Month. She did an event at the white House. She did the Easter egg roll in April. There was a white House Mother's Day event. in the spring. There were some ceremonies promoting Melania's initiative. I think there was one about foster foster children, Independence Day celebration and the FIFA World Cup.

And of course, I include UFC in the celebrations for July. But she what is she doing the rest of the time? And do you think if he I mean, I have I do have questions about her. because it's very odd that she's missing and she is particularly elegant. So I always like to know what she's wearing when she shows up. What is she doing, what she do with all her time? Absolutely fair to say. The strangest marriage in the history of all presidential marriages.

You know, I just did this subsect piece on this, you know, this the wild card. They don't know what she's going to do and they are afraid of it. Even more disturbing to the white House is that this business of hers seems. to make her the center of attention, which puts her kind of in direct conflict with the president. of the United States, who, as we know, can't stand anyone else. being the center of attention doesn't mind you making money.

But but do not steal the limelight. Yeah. It's interesting. I mean, I'm sure there will be people listening to this thinking, wait a minute, wait a minute. FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt had a pretty odd relationship, and I've got something I want to read in a minute, but, but, but I think what's very clear, and they obviously did have a different. sort of relationship, but but Eleanor Roosevelt clearly loved being first lady. She was great at being first lady. And what's so interesting about Melania is she doesn't appear.

to enjoy anything to do with being first lady. I mean, she looks like she's forced to turn out and she looks. utterly miserable when she's when she's there. And for someone who was a model. and used to being in front of the camera, she's remarkably reticent. I mean, I think it's also a different thing. I mean, all marriages have their issues, all marriages have their problems. All marriages are are dissimilar.

in the various ways they are. They are dissimilar. But but this has gone this isn't a marriage. I mean, there's no there's no they just don't live together. They I mean, I mean, Eleanor Roosevelt and Franklin Roosevelt. was having an affair all of the I mean, many presidents seem to have had. have had affairs, but, you know, as many marriages. But, you know, but there is that moment. Do are you together or are you not together?

This is at some level binary and they aren't together. Right. Well, I wonder if she'll be there. In his final days. I was up at I think I mentioned this. I was up at Hyde Park, the FDR library, a couple of weekends ago, and I took a photo of what they say about Lucy Mercer. Rutherford, who was with him at the end. Among the people with FDR at Warm Springs during his final days was Lucy. Mercy Mercer Rutherford, with whom he'd had a relationship before. After her affair with FDR ended in 1918, Lucy had married a wealthy widower,

Winthrop Rutherford, but she and fr continued to correspond, and during the 1940s they began seeing each other again. Lucy was with FDR when he was stricken. on April 12th, 1945, but she left Warm Springs before he died. And Ellen, a sense of betrayal was revived, especially when she discovered that her daughter Anna had assisted. in arranging the meetings between the two of them.

So it was just a sort of interesting perspective on a presidential marriage. And of course, as you say, this one is quite bizarre because. who knows what Melania is doing with her time. Yes, I see that she made $17 million, but how on earth does she spend her day? What is she doing? Does she get up? Does she go to the gym? Is she going shopping? Is she designing things? I here's a perspective from from the white House. That one person in the white House, I, I know refers to it.

as the Charles and Diana of it all, the Charles and Diana of it all. How intriguing. Moving swiftly on Michael, moving swiftly. on to the Strait of Hormuz. The president of Hormuz, as we call him. It's now leading the Battle of Hormuz. Right. And I have a question for you, which is how does a forever. war become a forever war?

How do you know you're in a quagmire? Well, that's a good, good question, but let's let's do the first one. How does a forever war become a forever war? Well, that might be the kind of good news for Donald Trump, which is, I think that if forever war becomes a forever war, because people start to forget that the war is going on. or it goes on to the back burner, it's no longer top of the news.

I mean, for instance, we didn't begin today's podcast. with that story because what can you say? What can you say that we haven't said before about this? He doesn't. He got himself into a war that he doesn't know how to get out of. But one of the reasons that you don't get out of it is because people stop. They stop yelling at you about it. It just goes on and on in the background. And that would be politically, that might not be so bad.

for Donald Trump that it's not the top headline anymore. But and I think, you know, again, this is our job. now is to say it does go on. It is a forever war. The guy who promised no more Forever Wars has gotten himself into a forever. war, which gets more and more complicated, more and more difficult to extricate himself from day by day.

We now have. And it gets bigger to more complex and bigger. We now have the Houthis apparently joining this war. And so we have the Strait of, of of Hormuz, which has been has been. essentially closed. down to 20% of the world's oil. But now the Houthis are threatening to close down the strait. between the Red sea and the Gulf of Aden.

I think it is. And that's another like 12% of the world's. world's oil. So, so damn, I don't. I don't know I don't know what Donald Trump does. I don't know what he can do and he doesn't know what he's doing. Here's something most people don't realize. There are companies called data brokers. making billions by collecting and selling your personal information.

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the people that he's sent to negotiate don't know what they're doing. either, right? So Steve Wyckoff, who may be perfectly good negotiating. scraps of land downtown Manhattan to build. offices are actually, it turns out, is no match for the Iranians. that the memo of understanding was a slapdash document thrown together. No one was really paying any attention. And it's now, it seems, of zero value.

Well, it clearly is of zero value now, now. But still, the likelihood again is that they will come up. with another cease fire, which will then, in its own way, erode or then in its own way, be a be a. The Iranian superiority in this situation or. and this is people are slightly starting to get afraid of of this.

Donald Trump will actually invade put boots on the ground. Now, I tend to think that even Donald Trump would not be that stupid. But, you know, that's those are, those are words you probably don't want to get caught. Same. Meanwhile, back at home as he gears up for the midterms, he's. still trying to get Todd, Blanche confirmed and Jay Clayton confirmed.

Well, even before before we get get to get to that, which is obvious, obviously top of mind for him. But the other. the other thing is that this is. this is about his problems with Republicans in Congress, and he has a set of problems with with Republicans in Congress, including top of top of the list is the Iranian war. I mean, he has the was that just last week? Yeah, I think I think so when when the Republicans enough Republicans.

joined with the Democrats to say, hey, you cannot go to war without our approval. This is, you know, the Constitution of the United States. You cannot do this. And and it was a kind of rebuke, almost a censure. But now he is back to war with again. without consulting Congress, back to war, and at the same time. asking Congress to fund this war.

And that may not happen. I mean, well, I mean, from the Republicans standpoint, I mean, and looking out at the midterm election here, they are being asked to fund an incredibly unpopular war. Now, they're not only being asked to fund incredibly unpopular war, but it's now a war that they voted against last week. So the position that they're in now is, is, well, we're, we're.

we told you not to do this, but you know, because you're Donald Trump were going to give you the money to do it anyway. So how is that that that going to play with the midterms. and how is that going to play with his relationship with members. of, of the Republican Party in Congress, who he is asking now to, at least in the. in the Senate to approve his pick for attorney general. Right. And both John Cornyn from Texas and Thom Tillis from North Carolina,

both of whom Trump has attacked, he's called them losers. He's called them hopeless. And now, of course, Terblanche. can't get confirmed without them. So they turn out to be hinge senators who couldn't be more important to him. And I suspect that both of them will roll over in the end. because they don't want the hassle. And and I'm sure that they both want lives post the Senate.

where they can make some money and they don't want Trump. coming after them endlessly and making it too difficult for them. But, but what a weird position for him to be in. And I wonder if for him, it's just another day in Washington. And this is how politics is. actually, if they are dug in. and truly hate, in which they obviously do and don't want to give him. this last victory, well, one can only hope.

But you know, as as you say, this is this is. this is power at a. to say the least, meaningful level. And Todd Blanche, whether he is confirmed or not, he will continue as the acting attorney general with enormous power. And we've seen the white House use this power again and again. and again to cause there its enemies. enormous amounts of grief.

I mean, nobody is going. all of these legal efforts. against the enemies almost always come to naught. But but before they come to Noah, man, those are. those are really steep legal bills. They really make you drop everything else. And this is what you have to do for a living is to defend yourself. So, you know, Tillis, at the age of 65 and Cornyn at the age of 74,

you know, our might rightly say life is too short. Yeah, let's let's just walk away from this, right? Let's just walk away. So if he does lose the house. and let's assume for a second he he keeps the Senate because. the Democrats in. Maine haven't figured out who's going to replace Graham Platini yet. But the well, they've they've pretty come pretty close to figuring it out. Now whether that person is is is.

can can pull it out of the bag or not I don't we don't we don't know. So this is Troy Jackson we're talking about who's been a senator. He's been on the state Senate in Maine. Yes. And he will, by all accounts, become the Democratic. nominee. And. You know, and he's. not a not an unreasonable candidate. I mean, he is a great in the Graham Plattner.

mode, but neither as tainted. nor as charismatic as Graham Plattner. Yeah, I was going to say he's not as charismatic as Graham Plattner, but he's not coming as far as we know, trailing, allegations of rape. So that's a good that puts him ahead. But I wonder if he'll be a match for Susan Collins. I. he doesn't. Look, I hate to say this, but he doesn't look like a US senator.

What does a US senator look like now? Well, I think that's probably good, actually. Graham Plattner was a was an oyster man. This guy is a is a lager I think that people want. I mean I think that's the message that's being sent all over. You shouldn't you shouldn't look like a United States senator because a. that that look is means you're you look like an old guy. and and you, you look like people.

You know, you you don't look like America. So, so I think I think this guy probably has a reasonable chance. Why wouldn't he have a reasonable chance? This is a if this is going to be a. true blue wave. Of course he does. In a, in a blue state. You know, Susan Collins has won before, but but is. is we know her her vulnerabilities are that she's a Republican.

And when push comes to shove, she sides with Donald Trump. Yeah. She makes a lot of sound and fury about nothing and then votes for him anyway. So. All right, well, then let's just imagine that the Democrats do. end up winning Maine and turfed Susan Collins out. And miracle of miracles, the blue wave hits. Texas and Ken Paxton doesn't get elected.

And James Talarico gets elected. instead, around which there is a lot of money right now. What does a lame duck presidency actually mean for Donald Trump? Does it mean that he spends his next two years. tied up in all sorts of legal ramifications? What do you think it actually means for the country? It means two things. Yes, the Congress will try to be will become an incredible noose. around his neck, burden on his shoulders.

They will do everything possible to frustrate him. and to humiliate him, and to make him pay for being Donald Trump. And that may be good politics or bad politics. That's unclear, because they've done this before, and it turned out to be actually probably bad politics. But but the other thing is, in terms of being a lame duck, is that things happen in his own party.

So his own party begins to move further, further and further away from him. And we're already seeing this now. But this in I mean, what he the, the, the single biggest thing he is demanding of, of Congress. is to pass the Save America Act, which they, they won't do. I mean, they keep telling them we can't do it, but for whatever reason, that is not going to happen, that that's that's a clear rebuff.

But then individuals are going to start to come out. We saw JD Vance this past, past week. Go on, Joe Rogan. And god damn if he wasn't basically. publicly. proclaiming his distance from Donald Trump. You know, in a way, you know, during during the, during the 2024 race when Kamala Harris, everybody said was saying,

you know, she's got to get some more put distance between herself. and Joe Biden and and she she really didn't. But in this case, JD Vance was clearly putting distance. between himself and Donald Trump. So and I think we will see that that that across. the spectrum of 2028 contenders. I'm halfway through JD Vance's book, actually,

which I actually am intrigued. You're ahead of me. Well, I had an interesting effort, actually, on Saturday, I was supposed to be going away for the weekend. The storm moved in. I developed a leak in my apartment ceiling. I'm on the top floor. And so I decided, you know what? The responsible thing to do is to stay with my apartment while there's. evidently a hole in the roof. So I trotted. off to try and buy a copy of communion because I thought I'll have a day reading. And I went down to.

McNally Jackson in Soho, which is the big, prestigious bookshop in Soho. It's a fabulous bookshop. They didn't have it. I walked up to the and I felt almost, almost like I was asking. for something illegal. When I went up to the counter, I could see the woman looking at me as scans. Anyway, she looked it up on the computer. They didn't have it. I then walked up to the Strand Bookshop, which is the other, you know, hugely prestigious miles and miles of books.

The strand is a wonderful bookstore, constantly in movies. Not only did they not have it, but the man at the information. desk made a point of telling me they had never ordered it. So I finally walked up to Union Square and found a pile of copies, all $5 off at Barnes and Noble. Thank you, Barnes and Noble, where I was served by a transgender person. This is my own personal odyssey to find communion. And so I thought this whole story around JD Vance book,

it seemed interesting, but but the first 100 pages, I can, I can I interrupt just to on a slight digression. So you you read hard copy books? I love how you copy books and I like to write on them. So you prefer that to electronic. Your, your, your default is still going to go to a bookstore. Yeah. And if I want to sit. on a Saturday afternoon quietly and read, I want to be able to write on the book. I want to be able to fold the pages.

I've got a visual memory so I can remember what electronic. you can do, what I know, but I hate I hate doing that on electronic thing. I can't find the notes again and it's just quicker. It's just so much quicker. But. what the book is actually about is JD Vance ambition. And what's fascinating is how he comes back to his. he comes back to his religion, or he moves to Catholicism.

because he can't quite satisfy his ambition and he doesn't want to. He keeps going on and on, and it's quite repetitive. The book, it should have been edited more, but he goes on about how he doesn't want to do decks for investment banks, how he doesn't want to work really long hours for, for a law firm. I'm just at the point where he's leaving Yale. Law and he's gone to hear Peter Thiel. Peter Thiel just speaks to him in a different way.

And the rest of the book is about to unfold. But actually what the book is about is JD Vance pursuing his ambition, knowing. that he has to make something of himself and he can't figure out how to do it. Well, he's he's so far has done done. hasn't done poorly. No, he hasn't done poorly. But but I think that in terms of, in terms of this. this you know, this moment is is interesting for him. I mean as looking at a lame duck boss who he wants to I mean, always.

this is a difficult and fascinating moment for vice presidents. They want to succeed the boss. But in order to succeed the boss, you have to offer something different. than the boss. So. So we'll we'll we'll I mean, that's. that's the part of the drama that's going to play out here. within the administration itself is going to be Vance. It's going to be RFK Jr. It's going to be and I'm sure we will see it.

Several others, others are rise up and then we're going to hear from the from. And we are already hearing the, the, the, the MAGA base. outside of the white House who will who are directly taking on Trump. Right. So this is this is, this is we're going to this is going to be a. an unhappy couple of years for Donald Trump.

and probably the country we've had this first year, which was, you know, oh my God, the most powerful. He's he's seizing power all over the dominance. is is going to crush us all. He has reinventing the presidency. You know the the. the new book, the Haberman and Swann book, the New York Times reporters. is basically about this, about the most powerful presidency ever.

But actually that that that's already old. and it's or we're already passing into. into another phase of this, of this presidency where Donald Trump is up against it. almost in every on every issue that this presidency has raised. And then we move into a further phase of this when,

when we when the midterms happen and the official lame. duck period begins. Did you see that he posted the first picture. of JD Vance and Usher Vance's new baby? I did not well, I. was trying to figure out if they'd organized for that, because you would think that as parents, they might want to post their own. first picture, but perhaps they wanted it for the baby, that they could say, oh, you know, when the child is 25, you're your baby.

Picture was posted by the president. Anyway, I also like to imagine that JD Vance texted it to Donald. Trump, and Donald Trump immediately put it out there before JD. Vance had the opportunity to tell everybody that they had a baby. Anyway, congratulations. They now have four children. And of course, that's it's too much for the observatory. So they're buying a $9 million house 50 miles away because like Donald Trump. is reconfiguring the white House, it turns out that the observatory.

can't quite contain the Vance family, and they need a weekend place. So they're buying. Well, as I said, a $9 million house in Virginia for the weekends. What is the name of the child? The child is being called Donald. John. No, no, no, I'm making that up. The title is actually being called Alec Neil Vance. That was very convincing for a moment. Well, not nothing would surprise me,

except that, as you say, I thought how smart that was. Literally housework. I think that, I mean, as you say, there was a moment when I think JD Vance would have done that at that. moment has passed because he's got his eye firmly on the prize now. But part of that prize. is going to have to be the support of Donald Trump, which he may, you know, I mean, which Donald Trump will certainly be withholding. Yeah, of course, but but the one thing that comes out of. this book is the scale of JD Vance ambition.

That is not going to be enough to be a high powered lawyer with a. with a Yale law degree. He doesn't want to go into investment banking in defense. All of the people who run for president have an ambition. not not only is outside, but probably pathological. Right? Okay, well is pathological. It's on every page. You can see it. And now he's corralling the Catholic Church to give it a framework. But I'm I'm curious about his.

about his Catholicism. I'm I'm curious about his spiritual understanding. So let's. Well, I'll come back to it. This will hold my feet to the fire to finish it. I'm going to I'm going to read this damn book, but not in book form. I'll read it. I'll read it on my phone. Okay, well, you can read it on your phone. I have to read it in book form. But, Peter Thiel appears to be the. the Pied Piper to Catholicism, at least where I am right now.

And of course, in Britain, where I know you love to go. And we did some podcasts earlier this year where you were at Claridge's hotel, only you could pull off the Claridge's hotel. thing quite so beautifully. Andy Burnham, new British prime minister, how is he. going to get on with Donald Trump? What do we think Donald Trump thinks about him? Do we think that Donald Trump even cares that England has a new prime minister?

Yeah. You know, these things come to him a little late. I mean, I think as I've said before, I was the person who. in the spring of 2016, two weeks before the Brexit vote, told Donald Trump about Brexit and it went like this. Well, what's your view of Brexit? Wha Brexit? I said, you know, the the vote in the UK.

to leave the European Union. up for that. So perhaps he has not yet. been told that there is a new Prime Minister. But, but I but the question will be, I mean the question for Andy Burnham. and it's a kind of a central question is how does. how does he deal with Donald Trump? I mean, this is a kind of I mean, Keir Starmer, his predecessor, dealt with Donald Trump by.

how how should we say this bending over and, yeah. And I wonder if if Andy Burnham. will take the opposite tact in that that tact would be the, I guess we would call it the Hugh Grant tact. Why, what did Hugh Grant as Prime minister in love actually do to. oh my God, oh my God, what does he do to the American President? Oh my God. He stands with him on on at at at number ten.

and dresses him down and says, you know, you're not. we're a small nation, but a fierce nation. And we don't, we don't eat shit from anybody. And it's a I can't believe you don't you don't know this, I can't remember. This is this is one of the rousing moments. in politics in completely popular, ridiculous movies.

Okay, well, I totally forgotten it. And I had gone full circle back to the beginning. of where we started our conversation with Hugh Grant being caught. with Divine Brown, divine Brown being a prostitute. But you're going to revive it. And as will Steven Chung, me and Stevie, we've got a lot in common. If Andy Burnham becomes the Hugh Grant of of the Trump administration. But I think it's it's also I mean, he should do that. I mean, I think that that, that, that Keir Starmer was served.

very badly by that decision to bend over for Donald Trump. Well, he didn't bend over for him in that he decided. not to help him in the bombing of Iran. Well, you know, a day later, dollar short, very possibly. Well, the other person that Donald Trump may be paying attention to in England. is the sort of very faint version of him. in Nigel Farage, who started the Reform Party, broke off.

from the Tories, is very right wing, was found. He got voted in as an MP in Clacton in Essex, to the east of of the UK, and was discovered. actually by a murdoch newspaper to have taken 5 million pounds, which in British terms is a big chunk. of cash sort of more significant in Britain than perhaps it would be here.

from a businessman there, which he claimed once rumbled. that it was for his security and that that's all it was for. And it wasn't for favors in any way. Anyway, long story short, as we've discussed before, he then decided to resign from his seat. to address criticisms of him and to restart for the seat. No one else has stood against him except in classic, which just just to be. more, more, slightly more precise about this, he resigned so that his.

his constituency could support him. in a public way, and therefore he could say, I didn't do anything wrong. But the problem was then that nobody. there, there were. no Labor or Tories would run against him. So therefore therefore, I mean, that was obviously smart on their part.

So he's left standing there looking like he can't prove anything, and more ridiculous that his tin can is running against. Right. So Count bin face in the tradition of British politics, is always someone. Usually there's some kind of insane. comedian standing and count bin face stood in the maker field election, which is where Andy Burnham got his seat on the premise of I'm going to create. his platform was I'm going to create an affordable house.

to make fun of the fact that the first thing. that all politicians say is, I'm going to make a housing. Of course, they never managed to do it. And he was like, I'm going to make an affordable house. But now Nigel Farage finds himself debating a man with a dustbin on his head. As you say, a tin can. It's very amusing. I thought it was. I thought it was weird that people didn't stand against him, actually, because they might well have stood a chance of beating him and getting elected.

Well, apparently they thought better of it. Well, we will watch this, but it is an interesting kind of moment. in which in which it it would seem that they have managed to highlight. in a way that no one ever succeeded with Donald Trump, although God knows why. The foolishness of Nigel Farage. But if he's back in his seat in Parliament, then. he's won his point that people don't care enough.

I don't think he has. I think he's merely accomplished nothing there and is and is still the same guy. who has all kinds of corruption circling around him. and and. which he will have to continue to deal with, and he will not be able. to reasonably say, my constituency. voted for me and they support me. Well, they support you because there was nobody else. And it will probably be a very, very shallow vote.

Well, how much more satisfying it had. Labor stood against him and won the seat, and then they could have. just fundamentally removed Nigel Farage from the stage altogether. Well, the answer to that, of course, is that they recognized. that they would not win the seat. I mean, Nigel Farage is very is a is a. is a very powerful. figure and a very charismatic figure.

And that does not change the fact that he's also a very corrupt figure. So this is we're not going to change the, the, the, the, the charisma factor. But by not running against him, we leave him with the corrupt factor. Well, there are all sorts of rumors that he's ill to. He certainly doesn't look very well. But I heard yesterday that there were rumors around him. that he wasn't, that he wasn't in great health. So anyway, we'll watch. We'll watch the space.

And of course, it would have been a disaster for Andy. Burnham as the new leader, new prime minister, if a labor person. had stood against him and lost, that wouldn't say much for Andy Burnham. New government, which has got a huge support, 340 MPs, I think wanted him to take over from Keir Starmer, who is now, I'm told, lobbying to be the next secretary general of the UN. Oh, okay. Okay, so we'll be back on Thursday.

where the world will have turned once more. Who knows if there'll be any oil or gas or any kind of energy getting out. from either the Strait of Hormuz or being ferried along the Red sea. What's the name of that strait there? I think it's I think it's something like the bar. Bell Mandela, the Bob el Mandeb, the Bab el. Hold on. But we should learn it. I know we should be another one.

Yeah, baby. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Dash m a n d e b. So Bob el mandeb. Hey, I was, I was pretty good. That was pretty good. Michael, I think it's okay to acknowledge we have producers. Yeah. No, no, it's it's a greater cast of characters. A greater cast of characters. Ryan. Okay. Bab el Mandeb. Okay. So just goodbye. So, Michael, I'll see you on Thursday.

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