REALLY HER Ft. Meg Stalter

That doesn't sound like a joke. >> No, I said you guys were saying I'm a. lawyer now. And then she messaged me. pictures of myself at the Rainforest. Cafe and she was like, "Yeah, you really. seem like a lawyer." I'm like, "Well, lawyers could go to the Rainforest. Cafe." Like, why does that prove I'm not. a lawyer? Like, I'm like starting to. believe I'm a lawyer. I'm like, "Hey, don't make me take you to court.". [laughter] This was after one of my. meetings. [music].

Hey everyone and welcome back to another. episode of the comment section show. Sorry me your fave. Everybody knows me. who cares about me. On [snorts] to the. guests. Today we have the iconic, the. legendary, the hilarious mealter. >> Y. welcome to the pod queen. >> I love you. >> I love you. >> And when people see this, they're going. to say those two people get along so. well in real life and on on screen. And. it's obvious on camera. Their chemistry. is electric. Our interview when I got to.

interview at the actor awards. >> Yeah. >> Um in the comments. >> You hated me. >> I loved you. >> No, I could you imagine if you said you. really. >> I was like yeah I mean you were a tough. pill to swallow at the time. I'll be. honest. Imagine I tell you that now. [laughter]. You're like I wanted to bring you on to. tell you. That made me really. uncomfortable. >> Are you open to feedback in this current. state? [laughter]. I I'll say in the comments a lot a lot. of people were saying like this is the. first time I've seen someone who gets me. >> and like get understand. >> and now I could actually breathe. It was.

that feels amazing. >> I agree. And they're like I someone. wrote. >> and I agree by the way that you are the. only one that gets me. [laughter]. >> I'm not kidding when something similar. to that with me is like whenever I have. someone I'll probably get it with your. episode but when I have other huge. celebrities like when I had Chapel when. I had Cynthia Revo. >> Are you saying that I'm a huge. celebrity? Yes, of course I am. Of. course I Well, >> I'm going to throw that makes you. [laughter] so amazing. >> Whenever I have someone that's beloved, right, >> I'll get comments that are like I just.

like really wish that the host would. stop talking. >> That is so crazy. >> on my show. And I literally with Chapel. it was out of control. Everyone was. like, I just feel I just feel like she's. talking a lot. But could you imagine if. Chapel came on and talked the whole time. and you sat and you didn't sat in. silence. >> and then she said, "I'm really excited. to talk about my family by myself. Don't. say anything, [laughter] please. That. would be so scary." She never questions. questions at the end. No, I know. I I. had to make a video and I I literally. said like, "Unfortunately, when you.

watch my show, you're going to have to. hear me talk." Unfortunately. >> Well, I would I wouldn't want to hear. someone by themsel. I I love Chapel. I. wouldn't want to hear her by herself. unless I'm listening to her album. Yeah, exactly. [laughter]. >> By myself would be scary. I'd be scared. She doesn't want you to not talk. >> No, I know. Well, obviously I was like I. was like the only interview she did that. year. So, I was like, "Right." So, clearly she enjoys hearing me talk. If. you don't enjoy it, I'm sorry to I'm. sorry to hear that. I would catch her on. Jimmy. >> They won't say that to me on this.

episode. They will say, "I wish that. Drew talked more and I and I wish that. crazy white [ __ ] would shut up.". [laughter]. I know they're going to say that. I. already know it. I already know it. The. comment I get the most. Ah, yeah. I only. like her in small doses. Keep her on. hacks as a as a smaller part. [laughter]. >> I'm serious. >> They will not say that to you. >> No. Serious. >> Well, I mean, you say that now, but once. I start acting, [laughter] once my. acting career takes off, [ __ ] they're. going to start they're going to wish. they never heard from me in the first. place. >> They're going to always want to hear.

from you. I. >> They will always be trying to rest. arrest me. >> Well, that's also how I feel. I think. honestly we're the same in that like and. it is like very annoying to see. especially when you're joking around and. like riffing with someone and they're. like I don't know did anyone feel like. maybe this was for real and maybe they. actually [ __ ] dislike each other. You're dumb. >> You could literally be doing a sketch on. a snow [laughter] and someone would be. like it felt off. Like I don't know like.

the vibe felt off. I think I watched Oh. my god. There's Okay, there's a clip of. Timothy Shalomé and Kylie. Timothy's. sister walks up to them. >> Oh, yeah. I love. >> Kylie gets up and just goes, "I love. your dress." The comments, she hates her. dress. [laughter] There's no way she. hates Timothy. Timothy's sister is hated. by Kylie. Timothy's sister never wants. Kylie to marry Timmy because of that. clip. I I I'm sorry. >> It's actually out of control. It's out. of control. Like the.

>> So crazy. >> The parasocial commentary. I I this is a. perfect example at the Oscars like when. I did the snack spit again. [laughter]. >> There were people in the comments of. like one I think it was my clip with. Chase Infinity. I was like talking to. her. >> Love her. And so she really wanted a. snack. She was like, "Oh my god, it's. perfect. I have a pocket." Whatever. The. clip was real cute. It was like real. innocent. [laughter] And I was like, "They don't have food in there. Like do. you want a snack?". >> And then someone goes, "Actually, they. for sure do have food in there." I'm I.

actually am shaking right now [laughter]. that they're like, >> "Oh, I'm sorry. Have you been to the. >> Do you want the snack?". >> Yeah. >> They actually give you chips in there in. a box. >> That's. >> Someone was like, "The Someone literally. wrote I'm not kidding to me." They. wrote, "The way you're literally lying. to her.". >> The way you're scaring her into eating. your snacks, she doesn't want your. snacks. [laughter] That's so crazy that. >> the way you're lying to her is insane. make you feel I think like and I could I.

could kind of put myself in this place. and and see that they are are thinking. no I know and and I want to be a part of. it and I want to tell them that I do. know that that they have snacks in there. >> right. do not cut this podcast oh Megan's. acting like she she like hates her fans. or something because I was saying that. do not do a viral clip of me please I. can't handle it right now I really need. to win for [laughter] a We're fostering. a dog right now. We can't find him a. home. Please don't do that to me. I. don't need it right now. I'm serious.

[laughter] Do not do a clip of me in. this podcast and make it go viral in a. bad way. I'm. >> Someone uh asked me once like that that. blew up like on social and started doing. this for a full-time. They were like, >> I'm really scared of getting cancelled. Like, do you have any advice for me? And. I said, yeah, my advice is to accept it. because it will happen. It happens to. everyone. It's just the nature of the. game. It doesn't mean you're a bad. person. And it means that when you are. the center of attention, there are going. to be people who are praying for.

something bad to happen. And that's just. the unfortunate reality of being online. And I and I've said this many times, too. I'm like, a lot of times when. people have a lot to say about. influencers and like why it should be. okay that they do these dog piling. things. I'm like, some of you wouldn't. last a [ __ ] day on the internet. Like, if you for real had the following. and the attention. >> Yeah. >> Some of you wouldn't last a day. Like. there's a reason why people like Ariana. Grande have explicitly gone on record. saying I never read anything about me. and I never look at comments.

>> Me too. >> Yeah, >> I read all of it too. Every single bit. of it. >> I [laughter] read every single thing. >> There was someone that messaged me. I I. can't This isn't going to be funny. because I can't I don't know the names. of the characters they were saying I. looked like. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> But one day the other day they sent me a. character and I that was like he was. like, "Wow, you look just like this. person." And I thought it was like a fan. because I thought that character is cute. to me, >> right? >> Like it was like a Yeah, it was it was a. bigger character and it was probably,

you know, it was kind of [ __ ] up tea, but it was kind of like I thought it was. cute. It was probably from like Yeah. some sort of what's that cartoon where. there's like I don't know. I don't know. It's some sort of cartoon. >> Okay. >> And then he sent me today a meaner. character and I thought I have to block. you now. [laughter] Okay. Two mean. characters. But can you imagine like. that was days apart. Like you sent me. one mean character say I look like this. Then you wait a couple days send me a. worse character. >> Yeah. They're like actually I want to. take that one back. I had a better one. >> I don't care at all. I've had the.

meanest comment. I could literally it. doesn't matter. Every single I huge. projects I've worked on for years. Mean. comments about my performance. Who. cares? >> But the people saying mean stuff to us. like that would be they would care. >> Yeah. They you would care a ton. Like it. I' I've said before it takes a very. specific kind of personality to survive. it. >> You're either like I think that's why in. Hollywood especially and you probably. know this better than I do like when you. meet stars like they're either the. coolest most awesome person or the worst.

person you've ever met. There's no in. between. I know evil or pure heaven. >> Yeah. And you know why? Because it takes. a pure person to survive or a truly evil. person to survive. [laughter]. >> You know what I'm saying? >> That is so interesting. And I think. that's why stars are like it's either. one or the other. There's never anyone. you're like, "Yeah, they're okay." It's. either someone you love dearly or. someone that's like, "I never want to. see that person ever again.". >> I wish the whole rest of the podcast was. naming each celebrity and you saying who.

you think's evil, [laughter] who you. think is good. Jim Carrey. >> Very hard to tell right now, isn't it? >> Oh my god, Jim Carrey. That is a crazy. thing that happened. Imagine going to. the party and then logging on to Twitter. after [laughter]. and being like, >> I know that is so. >> what are the girls saying about me? Like. what if you logged on and you're like, "Wow, I wonder if people liked my suit.". [laughter]. >> It's also so you log on and you're like, "He literally seems so happy then." Like. it's so sad cuz he did seem happy and he. seemed like he was getting himself out. there. >> and it really felt like people just like.

they can't even tell you you're not a. clone these days. [laughter]. >> Like he he definitely seemed to be going. through it like before and now it seems. like he's back and he's happy to be in. the public eye and he we will not see. him for 20,000 more years. No, I know. It's like actually in Well, that's and. that's a perfect example of like. >> and I thought he was a clone for an. hour. [laughter] I was thinking he was. >> I honestly thought it was AI in the. beginning. >> Like when I saw the pictures initially, I was like, well, there's no way he. looks, you know, >> when Alexis Stone said on um their.

Instagram that they were Did you see? >> So, there is this person who like. transforms himself into celebrities. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> And they said that that was them as Jim. Carrey and people believed that and I. did. >> Oh. Oh, and you were like I did for. about 45 minutes. >> Yeah, because the costumes are crazy. >> Oh, okay. Wait, I really know who you're. talking about. Prosthetics. >> Yeah, I think I know who you're talking. about now. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> I believe that. I believed the clone. thing for a minute and then I was like, this is just him. And. >> you know what? >> It's really mean, you guys, to say.

someone's clone. It's mean. >> I mean, I've gotten some pretty mean. things. I think I think men don't get it. nearly as much as women do. >> So, you're saying it's a it's I mean, if. one guy gets a your clone Well, yeah. Well, I I wish clone was the meanest. thing I got. [ __ ] [laughter]. Sorry. I wish. >> I love to be called a clone. >> once in a while. >> And I even like I sent Meg this, but. like on our one of our clips like. someone wrote [laughter]. >> GLP ons are taking over Hollywood on the. clip of you and I and I literally wrote.

writing this on a video of the two of us. specifically. >> I've never seen that. I love that. I. like I like stuff like that. Me too. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> More of that is so funny. Someone wrote. on one of my uh Oscars clips. They were. like, "Can you guys please stop inviting. this cow to the Oscars or to carpets or. whatever the fuck?" And then I literally. wrote back, "Or what what are you going. to do about it?". >> Well, and I'm like speechless cuz I. can't imagine someone typing that. [laughter] Like literally, you're the.

most beautiful woman. >> Thank you. I appreciate it. >> Someone typing that is so great. Sending. it [laughter]. >> for what? Themselves. Also, the private. DMs are so scary cuz I'm like, you're. laughing just to yourself. >> Yeah. When they're like, "Haha," like to. their own mean [ __ ]. >> It's really crazy. >> It's really bad. People online are are. ill, I would say. >> It's really crazy. And it's also crazy. to. to like like get so excited and follow. influencers and be so excited for their. journey and then once they get to a. certain place.

>> That's what I I I talk about that a lot. where it's like. >> it's like people are so excited for you. until you're at a certain place and then. they're not. It can even be like it. could be colleagues that. >> Yeah. They Yeah. they turn on you kind. of thing. It feels like uh my sister. once described it as like once you. become almost unattainable to them or. unreachable in like whether they think. they could have done what you did or. they could be you whatever. I get that. all the time too. They're like I could. easily do this. >> Well, it's not easy. I would be scared.

to do the celebrity interviews by the. way. >> Yeah. Do you get nervous? I I I would be. nervous. Kate Hudson, [laughter]. >> you look amazing tonight. What are you. thinking right now? [laughter] Would not. be good. What's going on with you? >> I got asked to do something like that. before and I'm nervous to do it because. I think like I'm I'm I could do like if. you want awkward like me not doing real. questions, but it's really. nerve-wracking. You're so funny and you.

also get real questions. [laughter]. So, like for me, they I know everybody. would hate my version of it. They'd be. like, "You let that person around Kate. Hudson and she had to listen to that?" I. know. I Well, believe it or not, I get. that, too. If you can believe it. I. can't. >> Yeah. And which is funny because I've. said before, too, like my preference of. short form interviewing like that is. kind of like breaking the barrier. between like celebrity and real person. So, it's like asking them or treating. them like normal people. I feel like.

they appreciate it. Most often times. they appreciate it because they're so. used to not being treated normally. >> And I think they enjoy it. I think they. enjoy being met that way. And that's why. I'm like I like quippy like silly like. watching I mean like I said this about. you and Zach Fox but I was like you two. were my favorite to interview at actors. >> You didn't feel like I was being too. crazy and you're kind of like okay put. the fake cigarette down. >> No you were killing me. I wish I wish I. could have just talked to you for even. longer honestly. And I would have. >> I had so much fun with you. >> Me too. Likewise. And your clips did. really really well obviously cuz you're. [ __ ] hilarious. And that's why I said.

people were like this is the first time. I've seen someone get her like for real. It was a really long long long thing I. did that I've not seen one second of and. I'm going how bad was I? >> I saw a few clips of you from that. carpet. I saw one where you were talking. about your dress. >> I was there for 10 minutes and I started. improvising a whole scene. I haven't. they didn't use any of it. [laughter]. I was there for like 15 minutes to the. point where my publicist was like, "We. got to go." [laughter] Like and I I was. the one that kept it going. Like I.

>> they didn't use a second of it. No, >> the camera wasn't even on Broadway. >> I do. They do not want anyone to see. this. >> Imagine we cut to a clip of you just. talking to a bush. Like there was no one. there and you were doing a whole. >> phone filming me. [laughter]. >> You're recording yourself. >> You were so fun. There is a clip though. of of me walking and you were trying to. get my attention. It was really sad. >> Oh my god. >> I didn't know it was No, no, it it. wasn't sad for you. It's sad for me. I. looked insane. My girlfriend's way. behind me trying to catch up. my.

publicist. You were like, "Hi." And I'm. waving. Do you know this clip? I'm. waving to like, well, I would call them. fans, but they definitely were paid to. be there and wave at me. Do you know. what I'm talking about? >> Yes. The people across from me. [laughter]. >> Those were all creators. >> Yeah. >> They were inviting. >> They were supposed to like. for some reason it was going to my head. And you were kind of like, "Can I come. interview you?" And I was like, >> "No, when you came to me, you you had. sunglasses on, so I didn't know if you. were looking at me, but I was right in. front of you." [laughter] And then you.

were going, >> "Oh my god, it's you. Oh, thank God. Oh. my god, you're all sorry.". >> Feel safe. >> You said sorry. I was with the fake. fans. [laughter]. >> Do you feel like the evil around you. when you're at award shows? >> You know what? I It's funny you say that. because not. >> and of course heaven. >> Yeah. [laughter] And of course it's my. dream to be there. No, you're right. Um, I more so feel like a very like tense. energy. Like the actor awards is. actually the only place I never feel it.

Like I feel it at Globes. I felt it at. the Oscars. I felt it at um the Emmys. But like at that one, that's the only. one where everyone feels light and feels. like happy. And I think it's because. they're voting for their friends and. they're having fun together and they're. like it's like internal. It's not the. academy doing it. >> That makes sense. So I I think it's like. this very tense nervous energy, but the. evil that I feel is when I go to like. dinners or breakfasts that are hosted by. huge like [laughter] a.

>> you know what I'm saying? Like these. like things when they're like, >> "Oh, it's hosted by like these huge. outlets and there's lots of A-list stars. there. >> and then you go and you have like a. seated meal and everybody's talking and. they're giving each other awards.". >> Yes, I know what you're talking about. those that's where I feel the most like. Hunger Gamesy. >> It feels literally. >> It feels very. >> like Katniss in the capital. >> Yeah. It feels like drink this and throw. up so you can eat more. That's how it. feels in those. And I was talking to my.

friend about it too cuz I was like when. I was talking to her about it, I was. like. >> sometimes they just say things where I'm. like. >> you guys haven't been normal for a very. long time. >> Yeah. I was like I think it's bad. outside. At least that's what everyone. tells me. [laughter] That's what it. would be. >> That being said, please Oscars. Globes, give us all would die for you. >> Let us come and and be the heaven among. hell. [laughter]. >> The after awards uh when you guys got to. present.

>> Oh yeah. >> When your entire bit I was laughing. laugh. >> It's a hard room. >> It is a hard room. When [laughter] you. said, "Can people sit down? We're. talking." Well, I think people thought. that um I was s like I I saw a comment. that said it's so funny she said that. because people were probably standing. clapping for them and that definitely. wasn't what was happening. [laughter] It. was that people actually were walking. around. It was an interesting one. because people actually walk around. during people's speeches and the other. ones you have to stay seated until the.

break. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like the Oscars and stuff. They're very strict at the Oscars. especially. >> I bet. I mean I've not been to the. Oscars but we'll we'll get THERE ONE. DAY. AH. >> [laughter]. >> WELL, I'VE BEEN IN A REAL like can you. fold some chairs while you're in there. kind [laughter] of vibe. Like that's why. I was in there. Like one time I when I. did Oscar stuff last year, I was. backstage during the whole show and like. at one point I was like walking and I. was on live and I converged with Rachel. Senate and we were like meeting we were.

talking. She's like I love you. I was. like same. And she's like girl let's get. a drink. And then I go oh girl I'm on. the clock. And she goes, "Right now?". And I go, "Yeah." She goes, "That. sucks." [laughter]. [gasps] You're right. It does suck. Low. key. I'd love to get a drink with you, Rachel Senate. Unfortunately, I'm. >> [ __ ] let you have a drink in between. the chair moving. >> I mean, if it were up to me. >> If it were up to me, >> if they're making you move the chair, they're making the host move the chairs. >> Oh, yeah. Girl, well, me. Me.

>> About to me. That's only for me. >> Okay. Well, guess what? When you win one. day, which you will, >> you'll be sitting there and you'll get. you'll get you'll get to tell everybody. to move their chairs. >> Yeah. And then I'm going to tell them to. fold up my chair. >> And you could say, "Yep, and I'm leaving. right after this wins, so you could fold. up my [ __ ] chair." [laughter] And and. then I'll be getting a drink with Rachel. Senate and the cast of I Love LA. [snorts]. >> I said, "Rachel Senate, I'll meet you at. the bar." [laughter]. >> When I I. >> celebrate my big win. >> I do love this person. So, if they're. listening, I'm not saying anything bad, but maybe this is your chance to know I.

didn't love what you said is that there. was a costume on a show that asked. [laughter]. to wear Spanx for the flashback scenes. to have a different look. That's fine to say. Like, if you say. that and I literally was like, "No, no, it's fine for me to say it now. I'm. saying it's not fine to say that." Oh, that did sound like I just said that. Like that's fine to say I was in 20. pairs of SP that it's fine to say on the. podcast cuz I've never confronted her.

>> and I'll say oh there her. >> she her. But I literally can I was like. what do you mean? Like I I just was like. what do you mean no? >> Like a different look. I'm like why. don't I just go get surgery. >> and get a boob job and have a different. look for the flashback scenes. >> I could get a bob. >> a different for a different look. That's. [ __ ]. >> to say to my not even in an email. >> to your face. Yeah. Is [ __ ] insane. That is. >> But my feelings weren't hurt. I was more. like this is so unprofessional that.

exactly how I like I wasn't I didn't. feel different about myself and like I. love the way I look. >> And the the character loved the way that. she looked [laughter]. >> in in the flashback and current day. >> Yeah, we actually have that in common. So. >> like and I didn't want to wear the Spanx. when you asked me for the original. character. [laughter]. >> So why would I want to wear for the. flashback? I'm like, "Oh my gosh, she's. slightly more uh more flattened down. during this." It's like they don't even. do that. >> You can tell this is old because. >> she definitely lost one pound.

[laughter] Yeah, she was definitely in a. different place when she was one pound. lighter. >> And also, can I tell you something, too? That is so real. And it's like in this. industry especially, and I talked to. Alona Mar about this, too, but I was. like, you like I never feel any. differently about my body, too. I feel. the same way. I I literally think to. myself, what an unprofessional thing to. say. And also, I hope you're not telling. other women that. Like, that's literally. what I felt. >> That's why I hope she hears this. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I I think to myself like. how unbelievable.

it would be that it that kind of thing. is existing now, especially with women. >> Imagine if I was insecure about it. Like. actually, yeah, >> I do want a different look in real life, too. >> Thank God you Thank you so much for. saying that. I'm so like finally like. yes. But we were doing a full hair STORY. WITH THE FLASHBACK. WE DID A FULL HAIR. STORY. My nails were a different color. in the flashback. [laughter] No one is. watching my hair. My hair we did a whole.

wig. It was It was slightly thinner than. than the hair. I'm like I'm wearing the. thin wig. Like I have to also like. [laughter] wear the Spanx like we're. already telling a hair story. We were. telling a hair a hair story. Okay. like. and she goes and the fa no we want to. see that. >> so we you're cool like would previous. you be cool with that. >> she's like can we get a body double for. the flashback [laughter] face on her I'm. like why do you need to even tell the. story we're doing a hair story. >> people know it's also like the way the. show is written like there's different.

characters with this person we don't why. would we need that. >> yeah I I agree. >> it's worth saying that much. >> yeah and that's actually also why I. that's how I react to it in real time. too like I say the same thing I'm Like, why would we ever Why would we do that? I don't like that. >> You wouldn't tell like someone skinny, could we put you in a fat suit for the. flashback scenes? >> No, but I bet you they would laugh about. [laughter] it. >> Imagine if we did that. >> You know what would be hilarious? >> That is actually so funny. >> They would like joke about it like that. >> Like this is like not not similar to.

that, but a little bit different where. like. >> uh one time I did a commercial and the. original shirt they picked was like a. see-through. [snorts]. It was see-through, mind you. like high. depth [ __ ] camera. It's like a six. camera shot. See-through long sleeve. tight turtleneck top. I'm like. interesting choice. Okay, they picked. that one. I'm sitting in it and then. they go up to my stylist and they're. like, >> "Does she have like a camisol or. something?" Cuz I had a bra on. Obviously, it was see-through, but like.

it's because my big naturals were like. distracting. [laughter]. Like they were literally sitting like. >> You picked a see-through. >> Yes. I was like, "Why would you pick a. see-through top? I have huge tits." Like. that's like and they were literally like. it's just like her. >> it's just like it's a chose the shirt. >> No [ __ ] I was like yeah and I and I. have huge knockers so we're going to. have to keep that top of mind. >> But you're like you like it makes you. they want you to feel like embarrassed. I'm not going to be embarrassed. You.

picked the clothes if they don't me. Or. like there was a time that the hacks. cast did a photo shoot and I'm allowed. to say I won't say who, but there was a. stylist that they picked for the photo. shoot. >> She literally didn't plan for any of our. sizes. Every single one of us is a. completely different size. >> Yeah. >> This stylist picked a shirt off of. Hannah, threw it at me to put on. And. like I'm like Carl's wearing like like. sharing clothes with like Mark. Like. we're all literally [laughter] different. like heights, sizes. like nothing was.

planned and then she was like super mean. to me because like the clothes didn't. fit and I had on like a t-shirt dress. that was more like a t-shirt [laughter]. like kind of pulling it down being like. oh like I'm wearing a t-shirt dress but. like she literally we were laughing cuz. it's like me and Hannah aren't the same. size you're like we're and it's like oh. it doesn't fit you let's throw it on you. it's like well no like it's not going to. fit. >> right exactly and it's so like. disrespect. >> and was mean to me it's dismissive Yeah,

it's like so dismissive and rude and. disrespectful. And it's also they make. it seem like my body is the issue. because I the very first stylist I ever. ever met with and worked with was. terrible. Um awful, awful, awful. She. was like cuz I the first thing I asked. was like do you dress bigger girls? Like. do you dress above a 12? Like that's I. don't want to hear [ __ ] about an eight. Like if it's a single digit I don't give. a [ __ ] Do you dress double digit. [ __ ] I want to know. And so she was. like, "Yeah, I I have such an expansive.

portfolio, blah blah blah." And she's. like, "And I can get you all these. really nice clothes and like bigger. whatever." The first fitting I did. everything H&M. H&M jeans. Get the [ __ ] out of my face. You think that [ __ ] can fit me? Are you. nuts? >> I. >> That fake denim at H&M. You think that. [ __ ] can go over my my stomach? >> Look at the pants in there. >> There's no I could hold them and like. >> Unless they're UNLESS THEY'RE PAJAMA. [laughter]. >> UNLESS THEY'RE STRETCHY. I don't want to. hear it. >> So, but then it's like then they make.

you feel like I'm not going to apologize. cuz you don't have clothes that. >> No, I know. And I I literally told her. like after I tried on like four and then. also like she dressed me so matronly. like when I saw how there was so much. Lane Bryant on that [ __ ] rack, I. said, "Bitch, >> that's the other thing that the stylist. like an amazing stylist will like not. only know like where clothes are that. can fit you." It's like the stylist. needs to be like, "You're hot." Like, like you're gonna look hot in this.

Yeah. Exactly. Like feel the same way. that we feel about ourselves. Like my. stylist is like she had a stage where. she was trying to put me in a lot of. see-through stuff. [laughter]. >> She wanted everyone to see this. >> Okay. Okay. Let's Let's steer away from. the se. But it's because I I I also was. like I did like a see-through dress and. then we kind of at a stage together. we're like, "Yes, undies showing like. all the time." And then I'm like, "Okay, okay, let's do like less." And then she. like is just such an amazing stylist. >> Same. That's how I feel about mine, too. >> She kind of ran with me wanting to do.

like a see-through thing and then and. then was like, "Yes, you look so good. Let's do this see-through and this. see-through." And then it's like we. always like go along. um together and like she always. >> just like thinks everything's hot and. like is excited to try new things with. me. >> And it's and that's beautiful. And. that's the whole point, right? The whole. point of having a stylist is like. someone that's going to meet you where. you're at and what you like. Cuz I. >> not wanting to cover you up in like. covering you up is a huge one or they do. this with big girls a lot where they.

like everything is like bust only and. then it's all flowy and then tits up to. the neck. >> and then shoulders covered. >> So I'm giving mother of the bride and. that's [ __ ] up. Why would you dress me. like that? And I literally told my my. current stylist I've been through a few. My current one is the best one I've ever. had and she's amazing. And I and she. asked me like, "What are some things you. you're not like the biggest fan of like. in terms of dressing?" And I go, "I. don't like when stylists just always try. to put me in busty tops and then cover. my shoulders. Like I hate them.".

>> Yeah. >> It's so unnecessary. Like. >> it really is. >> And backwards. Honestly, it feels so. reductive. Especially now, like given. the time that we're in. >> But I actually always like bring my. stylist now. >> Me too. >> After that horrible experience, >> you know, that's that and that's smart. like if if they're willing to bring her, I'm always like, "Yeah, ask her. >> to do it for me.". >> Also, it people will find something. wrong with what you're wearing no matter. what. Because when I wore the orange. outfit, people were mad it wasn't too. like wasn't fit enough. [laughter].

>> They needed it tighter. >> and like, well, we made it in like 5. days because they just wore those. outfits, right? >> And yeah, they were like, they'll. they'll be mad if my outfit's too tight. and they'll be mad if it's too loose, >> right? And that's just being a woman. Like literally literally like I wore one. the dress I wore at the actor the actor. awards [laughter] too tight people are. saying. I'm like well it's supposed to. be tight. >> Yeah. >> The orange outfit they think it was too. loose. >> right. >> Why don't you come do the fitting? [laughter]. >> Actually I think I need you.

>> I know that you were my uh seamstress. >> Yeah you're [laughter] also the the. Kylie Jenner the orange outfit. Did you. ever hear anything back from? >> Well, so we had So, first of all, Timothy's publicist came up to us and. was like, "You guys got to see this. He. loves it." [laughter] And but all he. said was incredible, but it was. lowercase. >> Oh. >> And so I'm like, I don't know if he. loved it. And I I hope that he did. And. I hope we play a couple one day. Um. [laughter]. >> me and Timothy, a couple. And then um we.

did. >> I can play your your child. [laughter]. >> That's what I was going to say, right? How that would be so sweet. >> That would be so amazing. >> It's like you're going off to college, >> but we are we're not like an old age. makeup. >> No, no, no, not at all. We could be do. like a boss baby thing. [laughter]. >> I was born an old man. >> We had to keep walking past their table. >> like in their outfits, >> but we we I couldn't look at them when. we had the outfits on. >> Why? >> Because I was like I just at the at the.

off chance that she'd be like, "Fuck. you." Like I mean it would have been so. good. >> That would have been so You should have. been like, "Hey twin.". >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Hey, thanks for. letting me borrow this. It's. >> like fully loose on me. And then it's. like obviously not. [laughter]. >> I imagine he said like you're like it's. a little big. >> YEAH. YEAH. I GOT TO GET IT TAKEN in. people. [laughter]. Like it's so But they also had like. bodyguards at their table which I. understand. I'm not judging because they. are like the most famous people in the.

world. >> for real. Literally. Um, but me and Wall. did see Timothy. >> We saw him at the actor awards and I was. like I acted very like we knew each. other. I said, "Hello.". And he's like, "Hi.". And he was nice and and then he was. like, "Let's get a pic." And then we got. scared that when we walked away that he. thought we wanted to get a pick and. that's why we came up to him. >> Oh no. >> And now I feel sick. >> Yeah. That was the last impression. >> Could you imagine? I go up to him. Can. we get a pick? [laughter] Like that's so. embarrassing. also think like him.

assuming that too. >> But that's the thing like did he cuz. he's like. >> there was a camera person there, right? So it all happened so fast. I'm like. running by. I go, "Hey." And I'm like, [laughter]. "Okay, we're running by." I'm I'm like, "Hey, remember I don't remember what I. said. I don't remember what I said." I. think I do. Hey, you. Oh. Oh, I know. what I said. I go [laughter]. said, "Hey, you know we're obsessed with. you. >> That's not true. >> This is before the ballet stuff. [laughter] You you.

>> this is pre-opera ballet. >> This is pre-opera. >> Also also you actively lying. [laughter]. >> I I said you know it you know we're. obsessed with you and then and I love. him. Of course I do. >> And Paul's a little bit ahead of us and. he stands up to say hi. He definitely. knows we're the freaks that did his. outfit. There is a camera person there. He's like let's get a pick. >> Okay. >> It does seem like we asked. Yeah, [laughter].

it does. Cuz I said we're obsessed with. you. I'm like I'm like can we can we. bother you for a pic? >> We're obsessed with you. >> You know what that one pick won't hurt. >> That would haunt me too. That would. haunt me if Timothy scared. If Timothy. Shalom thought that I was like really. that big of a fan and I ran up to get a. pick. Yeah, that would haunt me too. And. and Paul posted the pic with like a. carousel, but I said it'd be funny if. you posted only the pic like five times. and then was like, I love like met so.

many people last night and it's just him. and Timothy. [laughter]. I'm actually scared that Timothy like if. my name ever does get brought up, right? >> Not like as the main probably like what. about her for the the crazy maid, [laughter]. >> you know what I mean? Like what about. her for the wacky fat neighbor? I don't. know. [laughter]. that he'll be like no. >> Like I know that person like no like. people do that. People say no about. people for like. >> No, you're right. And they they clear it.

by like A-list stars. Yeah. Like they. they run it by them first. >> I I made this joke to Alona. I was like. we should do Alonomar. I was like we. should do like a buddy cop thing, right? [laughter] And then she goes, >> "We would have to pay for that. ourselves." And I was like, "Oh, nobody's coming to [laughter] see that. shit.". They're like, "Yuck.". >> When they see how we how we're built, >> the two of us, >> wait, I need you to do that. >> I think so. >> Like, >> I think so. But everybody is so small. And I think that's why, dude, when I.

>> It's going to go out of style. >> Yes. Being small. >> Yes. >> Yeah. I think so. >> We love everybody that's every size. But. >> but there are trends. >> That is true. >> And now, right now, it's like trends to. be really skinny or something, right? Or. whatever. But that was also like in the. '9s. >> That's true. >> So big legs are coming back. [laughter]. >> Big legs are coming back. >> I do like sometimes I do like when. people are like in a se of ozic we knew. that you would never give this. [laughter].

>> I get that too. >> I'm like yeah. >> I literally got you're right. >> I literally got a message like that I. read to one of my friends on the show. where someone said like it was like a. Gym Shark ad I did. And so I was in like. workout clothes like and like a little. top and then she's like you know. everyone I'm so tired of chasing. perfection. I need a real body. [laughter]. >> Crazy. >> Okay babe. >> So you know they. >> call me fatten in jeans. [laughter]. >> They say that about Addison Ray.

>> I'm going to die. [laughter]. People say that blow something up. She's. extremely. >> They're saying she's a big fatty. I'm. looking at a beautiful queen pop star. and people are saying [laughter]. >> people are saying, "Wow, it's so cool to. have a a pop star that has a normal. body.". >> I'm really sick of my stomach. I'm like. genuinely I'm like. >> I saw that about I saw that about Zara. Larson. >> They And we're not commenting on.

people's bodies. They both are are thin. and beautiful and amazing. >> Yes, we're not commenting. Okay. And I I. I've GOT A BIG BUTT. I'M ALLOWED TO SAY. IT. I'm not commenting on people's size. I'm saying that when you say yes, I'm so. glad someone's normal around here to. someone who is probably like working out. like and doing dance class every hour. >> Well, and also like genuinely small. So. like what are I think that's what I was. trying to say and it's okay if we say. that because I'm not small. So. >> that's what I mean. I'm not commenting. on someone like off the street you're.

medium, you're fat, you're small, but. I'm saying if someone's objectively like. like I'm objectively bigger like me too. So, if somebody looked at me and said in. a comment like, "Yes, like a normal body. or whatever," I get what they're saying. But if it's a fit pop star, >> Yeah. like what the hell are you [ __ ]. talking about? That's what I mean. I'm. not commenting on her body. I'm just. saying it's the idea behind like, "Oh, this is someone who's thicker.".

>> Yeah. >> What the We need to get clear real. [ __ ] fast on what the definition of. thick is. >> I think that's what I mean. I'm like, that is really crazy to me. Well, I I. even told one of my friends once I was. on her show, I was like, when men call. me fat and ugly, right? Like, which is. the only thing they'll ever say to me. I'm like, ugly, lie, outright lie. Fat. depends on who you ask. >> Cuz to some people, I'm big, fat, fatty. To some people, I'm like, not fat, not. skinny, just not fat. >> To my family, they're going, you're. losing weight. [laughter]. >> To my my family's like, you're annoying.

That's more important. That's more. important to discuss than the body. But. I'm also like a huge proponent of body. neutrality. I've said this for years. where it's like I don't want to think I. love how I look, but I don't want to. derive value or worth from my body. I. don't want to feel anything towards it, negative or positive. What I want to. feel is grateful. Like that's how I want. to feel towards my body. Grateful at any. size, whatever it does, as long as it. keeps me alive and healthy, that's what. I care about and that's what I'm working. towards. And it makes it [ __ ]. impossible when you have people online.

calling Addison Ray a fatty. That's. crazy. >> That's crazy. you're crazy and insane. and you need to go outside. there is a a. divergence in the women that follow me. because there there are a lot of women. who love me which is a great thing but. there is a specific subset of women who. like they think that that kind of. talking is like feminism and they think. that's like support. >> um when like you need to decolonize the. mind in order to like actually support. in feminism like for real. >> and so they think.

>> when they see us like they think look. how brave she is she doesn't give a [ __ ]. Yeah. >> And really that's. >> Go on with your big ass. [laughter]. Yeah. Literally. Literally. Or I've also. obviously like no one's worse than men. Like men are insane and horrible and I. can't even I don't even think about. them. [laughter] But there are really. mean women comments to me about like. looks and stuff or like if I do a crazy. late night appearance, there's a lot of. women that are like attacking and I'll.

go on her page and I'm like. >> she her is like looking like she looks. like she has a nice family and. >> yeah, you're like what is what is the. matter with you? It really is I think. women like that especially cuz I get. that too. Like really really mean. comments about my looks from women. specifically. I' I've gotten that many. times too. Obviously, like you said, far. and away it's more always men. Yes. The. most, but the one when it's women, I've. always said like that's the part that. really. >> upsets me because I think to myself. like, I'm fighting for you, [ __ ] Like,

what the [ __ ] Like, oh, you going to. turn on me? And I think now too, especially, it's because you and I are. for real about confidence. Like there. there are a lot of women who are much. smaller than us and look much different. than we do that are violently insecure. no matter how far they go because this. business is just that awful. You and I. are for real about this [ __ ] Like for. real confident and I think they can. tell. >> Um especially when we're being ourselves. and the way you are yourself cuz I have. to give you your flowers for a second.

Like I. >> and I'll be taking them and giving them. right back [laughter] to you. >> I really do think that you are one of. the most talented actors today. I really. genuinely believe that because you are. not afraid. Like you are so brave like. in the way that you are. >> That is really hitting me hard right. now. And I actually almost fell out of. my chair. I'm [laughter] serious. That. means a lot coming from you. >> It's very like I sing your praises. everywhere I go. But I have said this to. many people. I'm like you are changing. the game. Like the way that even the way. you walk carpets, you are changing the.

game. Like you're you're putting fun. back into the worst part of the job. which is [ __ ] like that. Like I talked. to someone recently who's an actress and. she was like it sucks because like. acting is my passion and my first love. and that's 10% of the job and the other. 90 is like what I describe as like. running for mayor. So you're just. constantly doing press tours. You're. you're going and getting dressed up and. being touted around and answering the. same questions over and over again. But. you go to carpets and you have like. purpose and drive and you're being funny.

and silly and like you're injecting joy. like back into these really stiff. archaic mediums. And I really want to. tell you that because what you do on. carpets I can see it's like genuinely. you are an actress. Like that is what. you are. And what you do on those. carpets is so fun and it's so like. magnetic and it's incredible. And I have. to tell you that because I really think. you're making it easier for people to. walk these carpets. Like you're making. it easier for people to like digest the. content to like feel like acting is fun.

and Hollywood is fun and like people. don't care so much about the like I. don't know buttoned up nature of it. I. guess you're making it more accessible. and it's a beautiful thing. >> I I actually I'm getting emotional cuz I. that is literally what you're doing. I'm. serious cuz you are when you've. interviewed me that you are like my safe. place and I felt like not alone when I. was with you. >> I'm so glad. >> and I feel like there those events like. I'm I'm truly like can be so grateful to. be there with our like my dream was to.

be an actor. So, and I still feel kind. of like funny saying that cuz I like to. to saying like, "Oh, I'm an actor.". >> But I feel like there are. >> I'm not saying anything about a specific. >> award show, but there at these Hollywood. events, they do feel like there is an. actual evil because there's a lot of. evil in our industry, but there's also a. lot of angels like you. >> And so, I feel as a gay god girl that. like. >> I can bring like some light and like.

joy. >> Absolutely. like to what we have to go. to or like for award shows it is fun to. go to when it feels like I I could feel. lucky and also make fun of like being an. actor. >> the seriousness of it. Yeah. Like the. absurdity of it cuz it is a very absurd. job like just generally. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it could feel also like. you are like at the capital in the. Hunger Games and that you like I it's. like is the answer not to go to anything. that you're invited to of like. celebrating like your show or is it like. to go and try to like be positive and be.

silly and like make people happy and. also use your platform to to say what's. important, what's going on. So I try to. like do all of that there and I feel. like that's what you do and so you make. me so happy to see. >> you're so sweet. >> There are evil people around us. >> No, that is true. And that's that's why. like even like the actor awards is a. perfect example like your you and Paul. DS when you guys did your presentation. and you were joking about Hamnet and. everything like I literally first of all.

like I told you laugh my ass off. obviously [laughter] but also like you. are brave like you are brave and. courageous and it takes a lot of courage. to not just like be be yourself in a way. that's like authentic to you like you. your humor is so authentic to who you. are and so that's what you depict when. you're doing like bits like that but. you're also So like making it just like. I don't know tolerable like that those. energies can be so they can be so. intolerable and boring right and stuffy. and also very like when I say archaic I.

mean too like the frameworks are so like. >> stacked against so many different. marginalized people and you come in and. you just upset the entire thing and turn. it on its head and I think it's genius. I think you're a genius and I think. you're amazing. >> That is so sweet. >> And then people need to give you way. more credit cuz I think sometimes people. think the silliness of the bits that you. do sometimes at carpets is like, "Oh, this girl just like does whatever." But. you're very specific about how you do it. and the way you do it. And I can tell. because I'm smart.

>> You get me and I and I get [laughter]. >> I get Yeah. And I do. And it's true. Your humor is smart. It's very very high. level. It's not. It's. >> I saw someone already comment when I was. saying like I said like for people that. don't get my stuff. I feel like you do. have to be really smart to be able to. joke like this. And I wasn't meaning it. in a mean way cuz like I didn't feel. very smart in school at all. So like I'm. allowed to say that I feel smart now. And people were like, "Oh gosh, like oh. she like this pretentious person saying.

that we just don't get it and she's so. smart." And I'm like, "No, I'm just. saying I'm smart in in a certain way. because you guys are smart in in. different ways." So like a. mathematician, if they don't get me, then they're smart in other ways. >> Well, and you're also talking about a. very specific kind of person who's. critiquing the way that you act and the. way that you perform your bits. Like. >> Right. I'm not just saying like if you. don't get it. I'm saying if you're being. mean to me. I'm saying then then then. you don't get it. But I I'm smarter than. you think. >> Yeah. It's true. And that's why I'm. giving you all the credit in the world.

for that. for especially for your bits, dude. Like I I'm not kidding. Every time. I'm like, "This [ __ ] is a genius.". Like, every time I see. >> You're so smart and so naturally funny. that you like we get each other's sense. of humor. I agree. >> And I don't I really appreciate you. saying that. I don't feel like um like. brave or anything, but I feel like it. trying I'm trying to like take some of. the power away of like celebrity because. >> absolutely. >> if you can make fun of it and you're. kind of like an actor or whatever, then.

it's like takes some of the power like. doing a joke about like this huge movie. that won like all the awards that was. the like the most beautiful movie I've. ever seen. [laughter] It like makes it. like feel like they're just we're all. people. when you continue to enforce. these weird like barriers of entry, it. closes doors for other people. And. that's and that's genuinely why I think. you're a genius [clears throat] and also. why I hate that rhetoric of like. influencers shouldn't be here because. >> for someone like myself, which I've said.

before like and a lot of other people, the internet was my way in like that. I. never would have been looked at because. I don't look like Addison Ray. So, and I. don't talk like her and I don't sound. like her. So the the constraints with. which people are held to like these. standards that we're fighting against. like this prejudice and we were just. talking about fat phobia for so long. like and how it's still being weaponized. against us even now as people with. platforms and you as a celebrity and a. successful actor like it's still. happening even now. >> but that happened because of being. online they saw me online making videos.

like and I was performing for like 10. years doing standup. >> right exactly which nobody knows like. nobody even begins to think about with. you. Like that's why I'm saying like. it's the same thing with me too in the. sense of how sometimes people digest my. content. Like they're very like, "Oh, I. just like when she's mean to men.". >> And it's like it's my jokes and the. jokes I tell are a lot more layered than. just like this is my favorite thing that. when women are like, "Oh, this is how. you be mean to men." They'll be like, "I.

bet it's small, isn't it?" Like that's. like the meanest thing they can think to. say. And [laughter] I'm like, obviously. my jokes are a lot more layered than. that and there's a lot more like to it. Like if your jokes were like just like. it's small like anybody could do that. >> That's like my literally so smart and so. you I feel like funny people are just. really really smart. >> I agree and that's why I've I've known. that about you. I've known you were. smart because you are so funny. My. sister and I your humor is so aligned.

with me and my sister it's not even. funny. Like. >> I talked my sister and I said this for. months. This was like a bit when I. interviewed you at Pandora. There was a. part of Pandora. I'm sorry. I love. Pandora. >> I love Pandora, too. >> I do. I really do. I love Pandora. bracelets. Yeah. >> I actually am wearing They actually sent. me this charm bracelet. >> I love Pandora. I do. >> And like when I was talking to you. there, you were like, I used to be a. gold girl, but And then you look at the. camera and you go, get this one. Now I'm. silver. [laughter]. I laughed about that the whole way home. We said, now I'm silver for [ __ ].

months after that. I still do it now. And that's what we laugh when I. [laughter] was like after you said it, I. was like I have to tell my sister that. joke. She laugh. >> It's interesting cuz like that is true. about me. You know what I mean? But. [laughter] like as I was saying it I'm. like I am still making fun of like the. actor who's like saying something really. like like [laughter] really like. interesting about themselves. But I'm. also like that also is true. >> Also when you said. >> that's how I thought of it. >> When you wore that 32 inch wig and you. were saying you were like uh I'm on my. big period careful. People were really.

like, [laughter] "What? How can you see. that and not know I'm doing a joke?". Like, people were like, "Who the hell's. this?" [laughter] I'm like, "Do you. think that's my real hair? I'm I'm. wearing my own shirt." Like, I'm I'm on. my shirt. Like, >> literally was like, >> that's the fun I always want. There's. the people that are like, "What's going. on?" And then the people that get it. feel like they're in on the joke and. like I'm the only one being made fun of. by myself. >> I agree. It's a It's a very It reminds.

me a lot of uh Tim Robinson. >> because his humor too is is very like. specific. Like it's a very specific kind. of humor. And that's how I feel about. yours, too. It's it's so layered and. it's so funny, [ __ ] You have me. giggling, [ __ ] That's literally That's. why I said at the actor awards, you and. Zach Fox were my favorite people. And I. literally kept saying when I asked you. the question like, "What would you. change your actor name to?" And you said. Miss Queen. >> now I don't remember that but it does.

sound like something I [laughter] said. Miss Queen is so crazy. >> Imagine that. Oh my god. [laughter]. Well, the funny thing and this isn't. against any male comedians because I. love Nathan Fielder. I loved Tim. Robinson. Like I am their biggest fan. But people do let like men be more like. >> crazy and. >> awkward crazy and they're like he's a. genius. Like he went and he's a pilot. now. Like if I went and I became a. pilot, like people would have me.

arrested. Like [laughter] and I I just. people don't let women. >> women be funny. >> Be crazy weird funny. >> It's like if I'm doing that on late. night, it's like she's crazy. Lock her. up. Who the hell is this? But then if a. male comedian did that, that was like. maybe like the same amount of known. >> Yeah. >> I Everybody would get it. >> Yeah. And everyone would be like, "This. guy's hilarious. >> He's a genius. She's so hot. >> I [laughter] know. She's so sexy. Oh, I. want the awkward guy. Because I think.

also people assume men are really smart. Yeah. >> So, it's like if they're doing something. awkward, it's obviously on purpose. It's. obviously planned. Like it's. >> so Andy Kaufman. It's. >> You're so right because I made a joke. and I talked about this with Caleb often. offline, but like I made a joke with. Britney when she came on my show as like. Glenda. Um and she asked me my opinion. on ghouls and I said like just like. generally ghouls and she said yeah. And. then I said, "Well, if they came here. legally, I wouldn't care." Like, and. then we that was the joke. And we like. laughed.

>> and we were like riffing about that like. pretending they're like, you know, like. illegal like illegally entering the US, whatever. And so we were joke and the. amount of comments I got that were like, "Did you get this joke from Caleb?". >> Oh. Saying that you does he have a gold. joke? [laughter]. >> If he does, I haven't heard it. >> Does he have a goal joke? >> Probably. I might have. They just like. sounds like something Caleb would say. >> No, they they literally thought I took. that joke from Caleb. I don't know if it. was specifically about ghouls. I don't. know if they just mean like doing a. parallel.

>> Oh. Oh, like a like a Oh, they're legal. Yeah. Like the wittiness of it, >> but also they know that you're friends, >> right? And I think that's why they think. I just like take his funny like like in. >> people just. >> Yeah. They just constantly think that. when I'm funny like generally and it's. not about men then they're like, "Oh, >> well all three of you are the funniest. people." Like so you're also different. and you also like are so funny together. Well, I would never assume that you or. Caleb took from each other. >> Yeah. And that would be insane. >> People like worship men though,

>> right? Exactly. And that's my point. And. I and I made a video about it, too, cuz. I was like, if you guys haven't found. out I'm funny by now, like then [ __ ]. keep it to yourself. I don't want to. hear it. I don't I really don't. Um. crediting my jokes that I say off the. dome to someone who's not even here is. [ __ ] insane. It also would be so much. more work to copy a really close friend. who you're on the same podcast all the. time together, like each other's. podcast. >> That would be really hard. >> Copying his joke into a riff [laughter]. >> with another friend that he knows. >> Yeah, that's why I'm saying like it's a.

very dumbass [ __ ] thing to ask me. because they just can't believe that I. can come up with a joke that quickly and. that funny. Um, >> also if he says something similar, maybe. you guys joke sim like cuz you're. friends and maybe he took it from you. You [laughter] know what I mean? Like. >> well that's never possible. >> I don't think you guys would ever take. anything from each other. >> I agree. >> Like but it's like in the very rare case. that you accident like. >> it's just so stupid and it's accrediting. men again like giving them way more. credit like you were saying. You're.

right though. Like if if men if there. was a male comedian and honestly there. probably will be one that tries to rip. off what you do on carpets. There. probably will be one. I've seen men that. are like, "Wait till you hear what I. I've thought of." And it's [laughter]. and it's like, "Oh, I thought of that a. couple months ago." You know, like I. don't I can't even think of an example, but I'm like, "I know." Like there are. >> They're saying that about you. >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "What you do?" They're like, "Yeah." Yeah. Like, >> well, if I had the time, I would have. also done this. >> Yeah. If given the opportunity, I also.

had this idea. >> Yes. I'm sure there will be a guy on the. red carpet trying to be doing a big. character. >> Oh my god. I know. I heard the other. >> cigarettes or I don't know. >> Oh, I guarantee someone's going to try. to rip off your bit and then copy you. and then if that does happen, they're. going to be like, "Oh, man. He just. doesn't care. Look at this guy. He just. doesn't care.". >> Yes. Oh, yeah. Totally. >> And you're and you're like, "Oh, okay. I'm Well, I'm glad you guys receive it. when he doesn't, >> but when you do it, you're you're just.

crazy and need to be carted off to the. asylum." But I will say that the that. the Kylie Timmy outfits were Paul's. idea. [laughter]. >> But I did tell us that we should do it. soon. >> Yeah, that's true. And that was very. smart. >> But he is not just like he's not a. regular guy. >> Yeah. >> I I like to say he's like there's. certain men that are goddesses like. you're a man. You know what [laughter] I. mean? That I'm like he would never take. credit. He always gives me credit and I. always give him credit as a comedy. partner is why I'm bringing him up. And.

he's not like typical like guy like he. wouldn't just steal like like be like. take credit for something that other men. would or like. >> well true collaborator. >> Well I do want to ask you more about. hacks and working with Paul I would love. to know more about it. >> Yeah. Just like how how it's been how. it's going like how do you feel like do. you and did you guys have like instant. chemistry or did you guys build to it? How'd it go? >> Well I loved him on Broad City. Yeah. And what happened was we met at a. standup show and I don't think that we.

didn't have the audition yet for Hacks. I didn't know about it, but he does say. that when he saw me at the show, then he. was like, "Okay, this makes sense for. Kayla.". >> Oh, wow. >> And but then I still had to audition. >> Okay. >> Um and so I really wanted it, but Pat. Rean showed me a um a screenshot where. it did say my name in the script, like. think Meg Stalter. >> And I never I was never on TV before. >> That's so cool. So, it was nice to have. my name in a script. >> Oh my god, that's. >> But they could have gave it to someone. else. >> People are auditioning that I know. >> That's crazy. [laughter]. >> Yeah,

>> they're using you as reference. >> Yes. Doing me. >> Do you have any tips for me for. auditioning? I'm venturing into acting. >> and well, I was going to say that my. dream is to do something with you for. >> I would love me. I'll die. >> I'm serious. You are s you are literally. a star and I I don't care if there's a. comment, oh, she's complimenting her a. lot. [laughter] I don't care. If you. were here, you'd be complimenting her, too, >> right? >> Like truly, >> that's how I feel about you. >> My thing is like I think that writing. for myself, even if I hadn't actually. like right now, I technically have not.

gotten anything like on screen that I've. written, right? Like I think like. writing for myself, even if it's like. >> like hasn't been sold yet. Yeah. >> I think helps me. >> Okay. Um because like I just here's the. thing is I can't imagine how hard it. would be to be an actor that wasn't a. comedian. >> But you're a comedian too. You know what. I mean? Like Right. So it's like if if I. was an actor and I auditioned and I was. never able to tell myself yes.

>> Yeah. >> It would be really hard. >> But you already tell yourself yes with. all of the things you've created that. like you're going to have such an. amazing acting career. >> Thank you. >> Because I don't know how many parts. people will write for me. I'm I'm. writing like I'm I've been writing six. things every day [laughter] for forever. >> Casting you. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. >> I I you know what I mean? Totally. Like. but I I guess I we do improvise some on. hacks. But I mean the script so is truly. amazing that so I feel like I've learned.

a lot from them but. >> like technically who knows if anybody. ever would offer me another role again. I have to write my own stuff. >> No, you're right. And that it's crazy. you say that too because that's what. some of my other actor friends have said. is like sometimes especially when you're. marginalized in any capacity sometimes. you got to do it yourself like and then. prove it and then that's where you go in. from there. And I was like you know what. you're probably right because I've done. a lot of like reads for small things. Um. haven't booked one. Didn't even book. Moana if you can believe it. There's.

only about two of us and they cast two. of them. So it's a bummer. Well, that. the other thing is like I feel like you. know so many people people are going to. write for you because you're so because. you are so charismatic. You know what I. mean? So, I think it's like I'm going to. write for myself and I'm going to like. just like put out my own stuff online. because that's another thing that I'll. say that I do is I I won't say the show, but I did hear there was a part on a. show that I wanted. Yeah.

>> And so, I started posting videos as and. I couldn't get an audition for the show. Yeah. >> Cuz it was like really small. Yeah. >> So, I heard basically that there was a. publicist character. So, every day I was. posting as a publicist. I didn't get the. audition, but then like maybe that. helped someone else see me. >> No. Yeah, you're actually you're a. genius. You're a marketing genius. >> Like I'm not tied to any person's thing, but I am like going to like put myself. out because I don't know what people are. saying in me about I'm just going to.

post this cuz that's basically an. audition. >> Like if I could maybe change their mind. like I'll just be trying to do like a. really funny like publicist character if. I want to be on the show. If I'm not. right, that's okay. Okay. But at least. like I put an audition on my own page. [laughter]. >> Hell yeah. Well, it's like Jojo Seiwa. Did you ever see when she put that self. tape? >> Yeah, that's kind of I kind of Jojo. Seiwa it. [laughter] But I'm kind of. like it also it could also shoot me in. the foot. What if someone sees and. they're like too too funny. I need more. serious. >> But you know at least I I just.

>> you know what's funny? I when I met with. my I met I have an acting coach and when. I met with him once I was like do you. think my height inslates? do you think I. should start lying? And then he was. like, "Well, how tall are you?" And I. was like, "Well, I'm 6 feet tall." And I. feel like that's why I'm not getting the. roles. Me not even considering talent. I'm like, "It's probably my height. So, how do you feel?" I told him, "What if I. >> I'm 5'2.". >> Yes. I literally told him, "What if I. said 5'7" and he's like, "That's like. way too short. Like, you you should get. a little closer." And I was like, "Okay.". >> I love your height. I'd be if I was a.

casting person, I'd be casting in. everything. By the way, >> thank you. They're going to make me The. Rock's body double before they make me a. lead. [laughter]. But that's the thing is casting people. literally like it might not even be. about talent or look they can just be. like this person seems like what I had. in my head for this. >> I'm not even kidding. That's what all my. friends are told. Sabrina Brier, she. told me. >> that's you have to write your own. >> Yeah. She said she worked on a show and. she said I worked with a showrunner that. like we would pull up tapes and he.

before they even started he'd be like no. >> because that's just not who he was. picturing which honestly makes me feel. better. I feel like it gives me way more. freedom because then I'm like well then. it's really just chance. It's really. just like if you're feeling it. >> I can do it. >> because sometimes I watch movies and I'm. like. >> I could [ __ ] do that. I watched Crime. 101 and I saw Chris Hemsworth and I. thought I could do that. I already know. that you're an amazing actress because. you are literally mesmerizing. Thank. you. >> Do you think that somebody who like look.

at the platform you built? There's a. reason people want to watch you and hear. what you have to say and people will. write for you. And that's the other. thing is I know that there'll be other. rules for me because I know I know that. we know who we are. So people know in. the cast who we are and what we can do. even before auditioning. So there will. be but I will say it's very empowering. to tell yourself yes about stuff and. write for yourself write for you. >> And I am writing fiction books right now. and. >> so cool. >> Thank you. I would love to send you the.

sample after but I sold them. I sold two. of them and I'm like talking about film. rights and TV show rights whatever. >> before I've even written them. But like. I've been telling my team like this is. my Lin Manuel Miranda plan. I'm going to. write it. >> and then I'm going to sell it to someone. and then I say caveat. >> Yeah. I'm literally. >> I'm the lead and know I can't sing. So. do with that what you want. >> That's the other thing. Guess what? I'm. I'm a I'll still singing something even. if I can't sing. [laughter]. >> And that's the thing. >> Yeah. I'm in a real who want me phase.

with acting. >> Who want me? >> Literally people are going to be begging. and you're going to have your. book be a movie and be in it as a star. and everyone's going to be throwing. stuff at you. I'm serious. >> In a bad way or in a good way? >> No. Throwing things. Please be this. role. Please be this [laughter] role. Oh, you thought I meant like throwing. you. No, throwing roses and throwing. scripts at you. >> An opera. >> I'm serious. [laughter]. In the ballet. >> What do you think about what he said? >> Do you think he got too comfortable?

>> Yeah. I I honestly I I feel like I. understood the spirit of what he was. trying to say. I just felt like he did. it in a bad way and also unnecessarily. dragging other art forms. >> into a conversation about acting when. acting being alive by streaming is all. of it just feels like non-starter like. but also largely by and large. >> um I don't think he needs anyone to. defend him cuz he's still going to be. Timothy Shalom at the end of the day I. really don't think anyone needs to. defend him I think he's okay I think.

this is the first time literally in the. history of time ever that people have. been mad at him and. >> is there a possibility he was doing a. bit. >> no. >> cuz some of the Marty Supreme stuff like. he was kind of kidding right. >> if I were him that's what I would. [laughter] HAVE SAID I KNOW I WOULD BE. OUT THERE I would be literally literally. online going, "I was kidding.". >> I would have hit up I would have hit up. a different British rapper and I would. have gone to work and I would have put. out a verse and then everyone would have. forgot. >> Oh my gosh, he literally needs to do. that. >> I would have gone met up with Duski and. I would have made it disappear. That's. what I would have done. >> I say his I heard his family was.

ballerinas. >> Yeah, his sister and his mom, I think. >> So, aren't they mad at him? >> Well, I think that's why his sister went. to the Oscars. >> to show, hey, this ballerina is not mad. [laughter]. >> But but like. >> Yeah. >> I don't think. >> honestly. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like when there's cheating. rumors. So then like they they go out to. dinner, him and his wife, and they're. holding hands, >> fingering each other. [laughter]. >> We love each other. >> Yeah, we love each other. Look, two in. the pink, one in the stink. >> She should have dressed up in her ball. >> costume. [laughter].

Her costume. >> Us having a stroke. >> Ballerina in her ballerina bow. Ballerina bow. [laughter]. >> Well, >> she's an actress, too. >> Oh, period. Honestly, >> right. >> Good for them. >> Wait. Right. >> I'm believing you. >> Isn't she in Is. >> Are you starting rumors? >> She's in Sex Lives. Sex Lives. >> Okay. Whole family's actors. Period. Okay. We're going to pivot to fun facts. >> Are you ready? >> Yes. >> Okay. Fun facts. >> This first one says, "You used to do. Shakespeare improv in Ohio, but got in.

trouble because you kept poisoning your. teammates.". >> Well, yeah. I'd say that the guy that. ran the theater said, "You need to keep. the jokes off the stage or you can't be. in the show anymore.". And I I was going jokes. I mean that's. what happens in Shakespeare plays. [laughter] is I I didn't really have the. accent down. >> You don't want to be historically. accurate. >> Yeah. I'm like I poison them because. that's what Shakespeare would have done. He's really scary. >> He's really scary.

>> It feels like Michael Scott when he's in. improv and he keeps bringing a gun. >> That's the thing. Like I definitely. wasn't good, but I I definitely thought. I was really good and I was like I would. literally be like everyone's going to. love me today. like I can't wait to be. so funny. He was so scary. But he also. like he put there's these twins, really. nice twin girls in our class. >> He excelled them to being in a show. really really fast because I think he. had a crush on them. >> and that made me feel scared [laughter]. >> and they are scared. >> That's valid. I would be scared too.

>> And I love those girls and he's creepy. >> Yeah. And he's creepy and weird and. clearly has no sense of humor or. historical knowledge about Shakespeare. That is what happens in Shakespeare. plays. Ever read Romeo and Juliet? I. mean, who cares? Like, and by the way, it's improv. They can come back to life. if they wanted. [laughter]. >> Like, that's insane of me to be mad at. that. >> And I was said, "Hey, can I talk to you. to the side for a second?". >> Yeah. He was sending me really scary. Facebook messages about it when I was.

doing short form and long form improv at. the same time. >> Okay. He said that you can't be learning. both at the same time. That's like doing. ballet and like hip-hop dance. >> What? >> And I was like, "Okay.". >> And you're like, >> I think that those are two very. different things and and you're not the. boss of me. >> He just didn't want me to take the. improv class from this amazing woman. that he was like was his nemesis. [laughter]. >> So, it's like I'm like you guys can work. out whatever, but like I'm doing both. classes. >> Yeah. They they need to settle it on the.

remix. Those two, >> you know what? like short form improv. like those games. >> like zip zab zop. >> It'll be like it'll be like the it'll be. like the alphabet game. Oh no, no, wait. Okay. There. It's like you know those. Tik Toks that are going viral where they. were like sex with me is like like those. kinds of games. >> Okay, I see what you're saying. >> You know those horrible like sex with me. is like is like drinking coffee. It's. hot until it's not. You know? >> Okay. >> Have you seen those videos? >> I think so. Short form's like that and.

long form's like you're basically. pretending to be in a play for like an. hour. You're making up everything and. like whatever. We're losers. Like shut. up. We're doing. >> We're literally theater kids. Like yes, I owe my whole career career to it, but. [laughter] I mean it's it's like. embarrassing. Like don't tell me I can't. do improv every day. >> Yeah. And you know what's funny is I had. to explain I made a zip zap zob joke to. my man who I was an athlete. >> That's like a warm like a warm-up zip. zap. Yeah. So, I was explain I made a.

joke to him about zip zap zap. And then. he was like, "You've made that joke. around [laughter] me multiple times. What is that?" And I was like, "It's. like a warm-up thing for improv." And. then he goes, "Okay." And I go, "You. know, like," and I was like literally. saying it like he knew. And he goes, "I. don't know what any of those words mean. I thought you were just saying stuff.". Like he literally thought I made that. >> That was a catchphrase of yours. [laughter]. >> Got a blast. Zip zap zop. Zip zap zop. Wait, that me playing like literally in. my 20s. zip zap zop and being like this.

is amazing. Like I'm getting on SNL like. this is feels amazing. >> Yeah, it's like euphoric. It's euphoric. >> It really is like you hit a flow state. when you're playing Zip Zap. >> You really feel like you're that girl. when you're playing Zip Zapz. >> And I I do want to say too, my brother, [laughter] my younger brother, he's. going to be 22 years old. And we talk. about Donnie on this show. He is he is a. gem. I think you would enjoy him. honestly if you met him. And he is. currently starring in High School. Musical The Play. And he got cast as.

Troy Bolton. And also, >> oh my god, a huge role. >> Yeah, he got a lead. >> Wait, you said also what? >> Zeke. He also He's playing two roles. >> in the same production. He has to change. costume in the same night or they switch. off. >> the same night. In the same night. So. yeah, he's playing multiple roles. Amanda's dying because she hasn't heard. this story. >> That's my dream in high school to get I. couldn't even get one role. He's so. lucky. [laughter]. And and I will say this, it's a local. theater production. I we're so excited. to watch him. He's so excited about it. He's having a blast. But he literally.

texts my man. >> My brother is 22 years old. [laughter]. >> 21 years old. My man is 31. >> He texts my my man and he goes, "Hey, Billy." He's like, "Just out of. curiosity, would you be interested in. auditioning for the play? They need more. [laughter] they need more boys.". >> Oh my gosh. And then my man goes, >> "You know what? I'm going to let you. take that, but thank you. I appreciate. the offer." And he was like, "Just. thought I'd ask. You never know." That's. what he. >> I know that I would love him. And he.

>> Wait, your guy should do it. >> Imagine my old ass man on stage with. those children. [laughter]. >> Wait, wait. It's not high. Wait, >> no. They're like young college students. Like, >> they're playing high schoolers. >> Yeah, they're playing high schoolers. So, imagine my man. >> He could be Miss Darbis, >> the the music teacher. But also like. it's kind of like he could play like if. there's 20-year-olds playing high. schoolers, he could play high schooler. >> I don't think so. >> Wait, that do you Okay, so. >> it would be like Channing Tatum in. [laughter] 21 Jump Street. >> He is so funny in that. I'm sorry.

>> He is. He's so funny. >> I loved when Jonah Hill was that way. >> Yeah. Was not evil. Well, my my brother. like was telling my sister and my mom. yesterday about how rehearsals have been. going and he's like, "They're kicking my. ass." Gosh. >> And then he was telling my he was like, "Yeah, >> because there's two casts, right? And he. plays Troy in one and and Zeke in the. other, right? >> I'm still a little confused." So, in the. same [laughter]. >> Me, too. >> Wait, the cast thing you just said. confused me cuz that I in the same.

production like Okay, there's a show. tonight. He's playing both people or he. switches the shows. >> I think it's like the first show is like. he's Troy and then at the second show. he's Zeke. >> To switch it up, make it fun. Not within. the same show, but I think it's like. >> why are they doing that? >> I I really couldn't tell you. >> Maybe because they have an over supply. of women and not enough men. So maybe. that's why, >> but it's different show. So they'll have. enough people in the one show. So Oh, so. maybe the next show this guy can't do. it. A woman has to take on this role. He.

steps into the Troy, >> right? Like Yeah. He's really got to. shed it. Shed the skin and put on the. other costume. But he's been giving like. he was telling my my mom and sister my. my my brother has never acted. >> He's never he's taken like one class. >> So he he literally was telling my my my. sister kept going. >> Yeah. Like I don't know just like the. the the other Troy and Gabriella like in. the other when he's not playing Troy. >> He's like there's just no intimacy. And. my sister goes the word is chemistry. You have to stop saying.

>> intimacy is like he's like they're not. hooking up. He's like it's weird. It's. giving virgin. >> Wait, [laughter] I literally wish that I. knew when the auditions were. >> Like it sounds so fun to be like in a. play. >> I know. I agree. And then my sister. goes, "Are you giving other people. advice?" And then he goes, "Just some. like tips.". >> Yeah. My sister My sister's like, "You've [laughter] never acted, so. >> maybe we like focus." My mom goes, "Maybe we focus on having fun." And like. you.

>> guys can do that. guys [laughter] can do. a new thing and give advice. >> That's really And I literally said I'm. like, "And because he's a man, you got. to stomp that out." No, it is all done. in in genuine earnest. Like my brother. is the most genuine earnest person. Like. clearly he asked my 30-year-old man to. be in the high school musical. production. >> So he's very he's like the sweetest. person ever. So that's why he's like, "Well, just some tips." And my sister's. like, "Don't don't hand those out. It's. okay. Just focus on being the best. Troy." You know? So, and that's a huge.

role, by the way. >> Yeah. And he text me and said, "Hey, sis, do you have any basketballs at your. house that I can take to use for. rehearsals and I was like, "Yeah, sure.". So, he came to my house and picked up a. basketball and then like my dad was like. helping him pump it up so it was like. nice and full. And then my the way my. brother was dribbling it, he's like, "Well, don't dribble it like that.". Yeah. >> Oh, he's giving advice about your to. your dad. Yeah. >> He's like He's like, "Why am I. surrounded by people that don't know how. to act [laughter]. >> and don't know how to play basketball?". He's literally like he's getting so.

confident rehearsal. [laughter]. >> Wait, do you know that when I was his. age, >> I made it into a production of High. School Musical at a dinner theater. >> Did you really? >> I auditioned and I was really nervous, but I know I didn't do it because. >> they only like cast me as like. background. >> Oh, ensemble. >> Yeah. Ensemble adult or whatever. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> And then I went on. >> adult at in the crowd at the basketball. game. >> Literally in high school, I'd get like. adult choir. I'm like, "Well, none of us. are adults." [laughter] Like, what the.

hell do you mean by that? Like, do I. look like [snorts] an adult? >> Yeah. Like, Britney told me she was. always in drag. Like, they always made. her an old person or a man. >> Oh, old. [laughter] Yeah. I'm like, it. is so psycho like drama teachers like. putting stuff on you. Yeah. >> Like when you're doing the like when. you're auditioning like. >> this girl getting like the lead because. like yes, she's a good singer, but I. know you're giving me the old woman. because of something else. Like I'm not. appealing to you in a certain way. >> to the drama teacher. [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? Weirdo creepy. It.

is creepy and weird. But you're a star, so you had the last laugh. Obviously, >> she did pass away. >> and I feel bad. So, rest in peace, Miss. Montag. She was really screaming at us a lot. But I do of course wish for the best for. her and that and that she had a good. life. I know. >> Kisses to the sky. >> And I should have announced that she. passed away, but it it was really it was. really sad. And she did have a boyfriend. named um Chef John. And we don't know. why he was allowed to hang out at the. school with us. And we don't know if he. was a chef. [laughter] I think she would.

think it was fun that I gave. >> What if his first name was Chef? >> I think it was probably John. [laughter]. >> But I am wondering like you bring up a. point like if his name wasn't chef and. he wasn't a chef, why are we calling him. Chef John? >> Maybe it's because you're dumb kids and. like I It's like when you try to make a. nickname. >> He made us cook. >> Well, that's what I'm saying. Maybe he's. trying to make a nickname happen and it. wasn't taking and she's like, "Well, these stupid kids will call you that.". >> Oh, yes. Yes. >> So, maybe that's what it was. >> And it kind of makes it like less weird. that he's at the school. Like if he has.

like a fun like he Oh, he has a job. somewhere. >> Yeah. Cuz well, we all call him Chef. John. That would be like if I went and. I'm like people call me Rocket. >> You guys can just call me Rocket. [laughter]. >> I know. Rocket. Like, hey, Miss Rocket. Like, it's cool you're here at the. school. Like, >> right. You did have a good point about. it being John. I don't want anyone in. the comments being like, "Oh, Meg shut. her down when she said that maybe his. name Chef." I was being genuine there. like trying to figure it out with you. And I was like, "Maybe it.". >> Thank you. >> You know what? Like maybe that was a.

nickname of his like everyone. >> that he gave himself. I bet. >> cuz he's like good at making pizza or. something [laughter]. >> and so people started calling him like. chef. >> Chef John and then it just carried. honestly. Okay, I have more fun facts. >> Oh yes. Yes. It says, "In 2018, you. tweeted at Gucci Mane, I'm a big fan and. I'm 5'7 and living in the Chicagoland. area. Can you please tell me how your. day was for the love of God?". >> Okay, that's really weird. I don't even. know who that is. [laughter]. I do not remember that. But I do.

remember when I first got a Twitter. Was. it Was it a tweet? >> Yeah, it was a Yes, it was a tweet. Yes, >> I I would tweet at just people that were. famous so that more people would follow. me. >> And I'm past that phase. You are a. marketing genius. Like I said, >> I at the time I was just trying to get. my comedy to be taken out. I never I. never wanted I never cared about like. being famous, but I always cared about. making a joke about being famous. >> Yeah. So, you're like, I need to be in. the right room to make this joke about. being famous.

>> But of course, like. >> you're so much smarter than everyone. You're 10 steps. >> That sounded scary, though. That. [laughter] was like threatening. Please, for the love of God. And I. >> tell me how your day was. Please, for. the love of God. >> What did he say? I'm assuming nothing. >> I'm assuming nothing. >> There was no response. >> Was there How many likes? Five, I'm. guessing. [laughter]. >> I think it did work sometimes though, like getting to. >> It made me tweet a lot. >> Yeah. I mean, that's how to do it. I. love Twitter before it turned evil. That. was like one of my favorite places.

>> Uh, it says, "You did a dance to InSync. song, Space Cowboy, for your elementary. school talent show.". >> Yes. I also did an elementary school. talent show and I danced to Thriller by. Michael Jackson. >> That like the original dance. >> Well, see, yes. But the thing was I did. not want to watch the music video. I. only wanted to watch Jennifer Garner and. Mark Ruffalo do it in 13 Going on 30. So, my sister and I watched that scene. and we just kept rewinding it and only. learned the parts that she does that you. can see. >> So sweet. Oh, I love that. >> So, every other part of the song, we.

were just kind of standing there. >> But those parts that she did, we were. killing. >> I like that. I don't need to see someone. dancing the whole time. [laughter] I. like to see someone sitting there. >> Mind you, my sister's sick to her. stomach with fear cuz she's so nervous. to do that in front of people. No one's. watching. It was at like an end of the. year carnival, the talent show, and all. she wanted to do was the cakewalk. >> cuz she's weird like that. >> Cakewalk's when you win a cake while. you're walking. >> Yes. It's like it's like musical chairs. It's like musical chairs. So, you move. and then when the music stops, if you. land on a certain spot, you get the.

cake. You get to pick a cake. And that. was her favorite thing to do at the end. of the year carnival cuz [laughter]. she's so weird. >> My family always loved winning. everything at stuff like that. >> My mom too. >> We'd have like five cakes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> No, my sister would like nervously stand. there and stare at my mom the whole time. cuz she wanted to participate but was. afraid. So then my mom would walk around. the circle with her just so she didn't. feel alone. >> That's so sad. [laughter]. And don't diagnose her off that. I think.

there's a there's definitely like um you. want like you want to be there like you. want to be doing the cakewalk but the. nerves are like maybe stopping but there. is a there's um a desire to be. >> there's a spiritual yeah a spiritual. draw to the cakewalk. Yeah. She felt. very drawn to the cakewalk. >> But were you ever nervous to be on like. in front of people? >> Never. That's why it was my idea to do. the thing. >> I do love it. I do love it. >> I love it. cried my eyes out the day. before the audition for the talent show. because I didn't have anything. So then.

my mom took me to my friend's house to. make up a dance. I was like I didn't. have any idea of what my talents were. I. knew I wanted to be on stage. Like what. is what's wrong with me? [laughter] Like. I really wanted to. >> I needed I needed to. >> you needed to you needed to put. something out there. >> Why? >> I'm assuming the undying need for. attention. But that's the other thing is. like mine is weird because like. >> I wanted to entertain like that's what I. really want. >> That's what I'm saying. I don't want. just like attention like oh like look at. her she's in this crazy outfit. It's.

more like the I have a need or want to. be on stage and someone to be getting. enjoyment and and feel something. >> to walk away being like there was. something about you your performance. that made me feel something. >> You were magnetic. >> What is that? I don't know. >> I don't know. And in my family, like for. some reason at some when family. reunions, they love doing talent shows. I don't really know why. We. >> do those too. Yeah. >> Yeah. So for one one year me and my. sister did the Hoown throwdown from the. Hannah Montana movie. So good. >> because I told her I was like, "Well, we. have to do something." We didn't. But I.

was like, "We [laughter] have to do. something. We have to get up there. This. audience needs a performer.". >> Yeah. >> And so we went up there and it's my. someone like ass family. Like none of. them give a [ __ ] about Hamilton. None of. them know anything about it. Like half. of them don't speak English. So it's. very like wrong room. But I told her we. did the entire 3minut song like the. entire thing and like not one clap. during and then at the end everyone was. like oh. >> there's something I know that feeling. and I know it's like I would do anything.

to have the feeling of that and I don't. know but it's not we don't want just. attention because if we did we'd love. going to those breakfastes you were. talking about. >> You're right. You're right. It's. literally love that like it's the. performance. You're right. Because when. I got off that stage, not one clap the. whole time. I didn't give a damn. I. thought I killed I was like, "Well, these people are clearly just gathering. themselves after I gave the performance. of a lifetime.". >> Literally, my live shows, it's like a. hostage event. [laughter] If people. aren't laughing, I'm still going and I'm. having the best time. Like, I'm like,

they can leave if they want, but I'm. literally like in heaven. Like, I'm. [laughter] truly like doing what I'm. supposed to. I don't know. Like, >> no. And that's a beautiful thing. And I. think that's why you're so successful. [laughter] Okay. Okay, this one says you. belong to a Facebook group called Coffee. Lovers and Sass and posted in the group. in 2018 that you were starting a coffee. business out of your driveway called. Beans and Babies. Okay, I don't know. about that. [laughter]. I definitely pro like definitely had a.

stage where. >> I I don't know what the beans and babies. thing is. Maybe it was like a mother's. coffee event, but I definitely used to. post a lot before like doing videos. I. would post a lot in like not like tons. of Facebook groups. It'd be like. >> Caleb did the same thing. He said he. joined a ton of them just to see and to. like. >> it's like prank humor. [laughter]. It's like literally prank humor. It's. like it's like seeing what the responses. will be then screenshotting it posting. on my Facebook. It was like a way to do. like like Yeah. pranks [laughter] on.

like no one like like like random nice. people. Yeah. Harmless. And I got really. crazy in our high school reunion. Facebook page. And I was like, "Why. would I come here? All of you guys were. so mean to me." And then the meanest one. commented and was like, "I wasn't mean. to you." And I said, "You were the. meanest one.". >> And oh, and I The joke part was I was I. said, "I'm a lawyer now.". >> I was going to I was going to say, "That. doesn't sound like a joke. [laughter]. You guys were mean. I'm a lawyer now.". And then she messaged me pictures of. myself at the Rainforest Cafe and she.

was like, "Yeah, you really seem like a. lawyer." I'm like, "Well, lawyers could. go to the Rainforest Cafe." Like, why. does that prove I'm not a lawyer? Like, I'm like starting to believe I'm a. lawyer. I'm like, "Hey, don't make me. take you to court." [laughter]. This was after one of my meetings. >> I I was after I won the big Yeah. After. a big case. >> I just won the big Okay. Lawyers can. still go to Rainforest Cafe. >> Yeah. I'm like, I'm celebrating my case. Like, what is wrong with you? I'm like. literally about to go to Harvard to.

prove her wrong. >> Do you like the Rainforest Cafe? >> Well, did you like it? I feel like the. food's really crazy because you could. order something and it's so huge and. then someone could order something and. it's so small it just isn't. proportionate like pro proportional. >> Yeah, it's not very proportional. >> and it's not that good. But I do love. the atmosphere like I love. >> Did you ever celebrate a birthday there? >> Definitely. >> Did you see the volcano bit that they. do? >> Yeah, like the when the the actual rain. >> Yeah. And they like have the lights. flashing and then they go volcano.

for like probably about two minutes too. long. But like they say that over and. over again. >> So fun. >> Yeah. And I went to a birthday at the. Rainforest Cafe and when I saw that. [ __ ] I really felt like I was at Cirus. I was like, "Oh my god, the pageantry of. it all. >> They're trying to save the real. rainforest. They need to save that. restaurant because they are closing. everywhere. [laughter]. >> Keep the rainforest cafe going.". >> Especially for all the lawyers. Where. are the lawyers going to go? >> How are we supposed to party after a big. big stack of papers that [laughter] we.

went over with someone's divorce? I can't believe her looking at my page. like oh yeah she's probably not a. lawyer. I'm like [laughter]. and she was so mean to me and she was. like she was like my best friend then. turned on me cuz the like cheerleaders. didn't like me. It was horrible. And I. was a cheerleader. I was a ner like a. nerdy one. >> That's really cute though. I think. that's beautiful. >> for a little tiny bit of time. >> I My sister and I were athletes in high. school but we one time for some reason. got like a wild hair up our ass and. we're like let's do cheer. We had never.

done cheer. We did cheer when we were. little, but like cuz my mom was a. cheerleader for a long time. But I once. I grew out of being a flyer, I was like, "Fuck this sport." Like if I can't be. thrown, I'm not. >> Oh, I was going to say I could see you. be a cheerleader because you're so. charismatic, but you would be the one. that's like a nice cheerleader. >> Thank you. I appreciate. We literally. were like, "Okay, so since I'm a big. [ __ ] like how am I going to. demonstrate like my contributions to the. team?" And I was like, "Oh, I'll just. like hold someone. Like I'll just like. be a bass.". >> You had Yeah. >> Right. So, I was thinking that and we. literally rehearsed so much like like.

for the audition and then like the day. before. >> you have to rehearse like practice. holding each other. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yes. And Jason. was trying to learn how to do a back. flip. >> Oh, I never got I a man would have to. come and flip me over and I could do a. back handspring if he was flipping me. over and I worked for years on that. >> Like what's the point? He's not going to. come on the court and do that. >> Well, I need you. I need you. Otherwise, I can't do my flip. >> Yeah. So, and then we bailed like the. day before. We were like, >> "Oh, really? >> Do you want to go to that?" And we were. like, "No, >> wait, that's so cool.". >> And we just didn't show up.

>> But we were talking a big game. We were. like, "We're going to go and we're going. to be cheerleaders." And then we just we. both looked at each other and we were. like, "No, >> that's way more cool and powerful than. like what I did, which was not make the. team a year and then never do it again.". You know what I mean? Like waiting like. waiting seeing if my name's on the. paper. >> Oh yeah. >> Come on. >> I've done that though. >> They should let anyone that wants to be. a cheerleader on [laughter] this. >> No [ __ ] Like you never get enough. >> They should. It's like have 50 girls out. there doing it and it takes the power. away from like popular girls.

>> Also like split them up so they go to. each sport. You know what I mean? Like. >> they could cheer on every sport. You. have endless amounts of cheerleaders. >> Could you imagine an adult watching poor. me try to do a cartwheel and then be. like she's just not cutting it. [laughter]. >> for a like eighth grade cheer. Like what. a loser. >> I know. What loser? It's again it's back. the back to the the creepy guy that was. like trying to control your improv. powerful. I'm like, just let us all in. [laughter] Let us all be Maria in Sound. of Music.

>> Oh my god, how fun. Five Maras at the. same time doing the lines at the same. time. >> All starting at different points of the. song and then you all meet up at the. end. >> That's so taking turns every scene. there's a new Maria. [laughter]. >> How fun is that? >> And everybody looks completely. different. >> No har harmony whatsoever. the two guys that audition for the guy. part could be switching off and then. like 12 girls that want to be the lead. [laughter] just like switch. >> Yeah, I think so. >> Why not? >> We're we're chalk full of ideas. We got.

to write them down so we don't forget. >> We need to start a children's theater. together. [laughter]. >> With your brother? >> Yeah, with my brother. >> He can teach them how to. >> Yeah. Well, obviously we need we need a. true thespian like my brother to be able. to give out tips. >> and then we'll all play basketball. >> Yeah. It's just for fun. That's besides. the point. Well, thank you for coming on. the show. I [ __ ] love you. >> I love you, too. >> I've had the best time chatting with. you. >> You too, for real. A lot of times on. podcast, I can keep my mask off on. Sorry. And now I'm taking it off for. you.

>> I felt like I was myself. >> I'm so glad. I'm so happy to hear that. Mask back on. [laughter]. >> Oh. Oh, but by the way, like you could. tell what my shirt says, right? Because. >> Yes. I did um an interview where I was. wearing a shirt that said irresistible. and the woman it was on Zoom and she. said, "I love your resist shirt.". >> Resist. >> And I just was like [laughter]. >> cuz I Yeah. And I didn't want her to. know that it said like I'm like I'm not. going to be like no it says. irresistible. [laughter].

>> Like the words were bent. >> Resisting really hurt. [laughter]. >> Well, thank you so much. >> Does it [laughter]. That's for me cuz I'm the ally. >> Resist and really hurt. I mean there's. nothing wrong with me wearing an ally. shirt. >> No, absolutely not. >> Ally to straight people. >> Yes. >> And then also resist of course, but. irresistible. I mean that is what the. shirt says. >> That's obviously that makes more sense. >> for what I the way that I was dressed up.

and and I had a pearl necklace on. >> You know, there's something about resist. with like a big [laughter] like pearl. necklace. >> that's kind of not. >> Yeah. It's not really hitting. >> Yeah. That doesn't hit the same. I agree. with you. Well, you know what? I [ __ ]. love you. I think you're a star and I'm. so happy you got to come hang out with. me. >> I feel the same. I never want to leave. And you're a star. I feel the same about. you, not myself. >> I [laughter] feel the same about me. Thank you. I feel the same about you. And I can't believe that you are really. her because I've been a fan for so long.

>> Thank you. And we're really us. >> And I'll be resisting not seeing you. again, [laughter] right? or wait. I. can't resist seeing you again. >> You'll find it. You'll find it. You'll. find it. [laughter]. >> Thank you so much for coming. For maybe. the one straight person that's. unfamiliar with you that watches me, where can everybody find you? >> Um, you can find me on um TV sometimes. and you can find me on online and in my. show Too Much in my show Hacks that the.

season's coming out. By the time this. airs, maybe it's out now. And a new. secret project coming soon that you're. going to. >> [laughter]. >> SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. >> AND A NEW secret project coming that I. know you're going to crave. [laughter]. >> Crying. >> Bailey told me not to say it. [laughter]. Bailey told me not to tell you. But but. if it's if it's already out, then you'll. know what Crave means. >> Interesting. >> I'm getting an Only fan. [laughter].

>> You're replacing Connor Story on Heated. Rivalry. You're going to play him? >> I will be in a movie with Candace Owens. that's [laughter] coming out. >> Well, thank you so much for coming. I. [ __ ] love you. You're a [ __ ] star. and everybody knows that. I've seen your. praises everywhere I go. I'm so happy I. got to hang out with you. >> And I'm so glad that you get to see my. secret project coming soon. [laughter]. >> You're going to crave it. >> You're going to be craving it and it's. going to be unexpected. >> There you go. I believe it. And thank.

you all so much. >> It seems like I was coming out with a. line of shoes. Why? Like wide shoes, plus-siz shoes, [laughter]. >> wide shoes, plus size shoes, body. positive shoes. >> I'm like, does Wait, does Bailey want me. to talk about the shoe thing? [laughter]. >> My fat girl shoes. >> Fat girl shoes is so funny. >> Yeah. One time a a really huge brand um. had like an idea and they were going. [laughter] to wanted to cast me in in. like a commercial thing. Underneath my. my bio, they had my name. There were. other people next to me that were like. star, singer, songwriter, Grammy award.

winner. undermine [laughter]. body positive influencer. >> that is making my stomach literally. [laughter] hurt. Do you know that Jenny. Craig asked me to be the vet? I'm not kidding. I I literally was like, "It doesn't matter how much money. I. really can't do that." [laughter] Like I. Wait, wait. It's not even just like. commercial. It's like be the new person. >> which would be so funny as a joke guy. >> Like literally be Jenny Craig woman.

>> Like be the spokes the spokesperson. And. I said like well I don't think I should. do that right now. [laughter] And it was. pretty early on. So that's what I'd be. known for. I you would be like, "Where. can people find you?" I'd be like. drinking in one of the shakes [laughter]. on Jenny Craig. Jenny's Craig. >> You're I don't care how much money. I. really can't be doing. >> I can't you [laughter] guys. Come on. I'm serious. >> It's okay. You You've been hit up by. them. I've been hit by Weight Watchers. >> IT [laughter].

I'm being serious. >> I can't wait. What is it? >> And I said, "You know what? Like, let me. just, you know, >> I feel like they have to wait TILL WE. COME TO THEM. [laughter] They cannot. come to me like that. I'm like literally. trying to enjoy my morning. I'm trying. to enjoy my damn morning. I'm at a. coffee shop getting a call. My manager's. completely scared to her wits to tell. me. I'm like LITERALLY KEEP IT TO. YOURSELF NEXT TIME. I don't want to hear. about that. Imagine having your job. being you have to call someone and tell. THEM THAT JENNY CRAIG WANTS THEM as. their spokesperson forever. I'm like. forever. >> Who's that guy that does Atkins the.

actor? He's a white guy. Rob Low. That's. who it is. He he does Atkins like for. like forever. He's been doing it for the. last 20 something years. >> Well, I'm like also like do I have to. eat the the eat the stuff? >> Like also I I'm imagining they would. want me to lose a little bit of weight. to be like I'm loving it. You know what. I mean? Like also [laughter]. >> can't do that right now. I can't. >> I literally can't get like please do not. talk to me about this right now. Like. I'm like I'm I'm thinking about I'm.

imagining like. >> that made me sweat talking about it. >> if as a joke but I just don't think that. they they would know I was doing it as a. joke. How funny as a joke? Like if I did. it right now as a joke, but I can't just. do that. And us filming them being like, "Let's get those pants up higher.". [laughter]. Like they have me holding my big fat. pants up. [laughter]. >> I know. >> Look how big these are and I don't even. fit in them anymore. That's the type of. [ __ ] they bring us.

>> It's [laughter] crazy. I know. I can't. Also, just imagining like, >> yes, she seems like she is big enough. where it's still hot, but she also could. lose a little bit of weight from our. thing. And she like, you know what I'm. saying? They're looking for people that. could have You see them and you go, maybe they just lost a little weight. >> Yeah. >> They don't want anyone like too like. they want someone the perfect amount of. curvy. [laughter]. I can't. >> And they wouldn't describe us as curvy.

That's the like most that's the most. part. They wouldn't even use that word. >> They want wanted someone they wanted. someone chubby that people can call fat. online, but someone not so chubby that. they wouldn't that they had to get the. pants too too big. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Exactly. Yes. They need a believable fat. >> Yes. >> You know, they're like Yeah. Like some. people they're like, "Oh, she needs to. be I played like a stripper. Like that. was I had to be like believable and then. ours is being a big fat guy. [laughter]. THAT'S WHO THE [ __ ] OURS IS.

>> I can't. >> She's believable. >> Yeah, she's not going to do the Jenny. Craig thing just yet. Like I I can't I'm. like right now in my career I cannot do. that. I actually think now I could do it. and people would be like this has to be. a joke. >> Yeah, that's true. >> But before I know if that was the intro. intro to me. >> No, you're smart. You're very smart. >> Yeah, now I'm ready if you want to come. back. >> But now. >> who who did take that job? cuz I haven't. seen any Jenn Jenny Craig commercials. >> Me either to be honest. Maybe Rob. >> or like the Weight Watchers thing who.

took that. >> I don't [laughter] even know. >> Thank you so much for coming on the. show. >> You are an amazing actress. You are a. vulnerable, hilarious genius and I like. I feel so connected to you and youise. >> I know that people feel that way when. watching you. So, I know you're going to. get a million acting jobs. >> Thank you. And I can't wait to continue. to watch your star powers like just. shine. Like people are now becoming so. aware of how amazing you are and it's. about goddamn time. Honestly, I can't. wait to to keep watching you rise. Like.

you are so important to the space and I. loved having you. I think you're a gem. >> I love you. >> I love you. Look at us. >> and you mean the world to me and I know. you would never take a joke from Caleb. >> No, never. Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate the [laughter] confidence. in it. Thank you all so much for tuning. in to this episode of the comment. section show. Thank you so much to my. amazing guest, Meg Stalter. I'm sure all. of you already know her and follow her. and consume her content, but if you. haven't, please [ __ ] do. She's a. genius and incredible, and I called it. I knew she was going to be a star. Thank. you so much to my amazing guest, Meg.

Thank you so much to all of you, and. I'll see you next week. Bye.