NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace

There's this woman at my gym and she. every time she sees me, this is like the. fourth time that she's done it. She's. like, "I know you probably hate your. hair. I know you probably hate it, but I. love it." She's like, "No, I think it is. so cute. It is so cute. I know you. really probably hate it. I know you hate. that shit.". >> I'm like, "Wait.". [music]. Hey everyone and welcome back to another. episode of the comment section show.

Sorry me your fave. Everybody knows me. who cares about me. On to the guest. Today we have the iconic, the hilarious, the unbelievably gorgeous Vanilla Maze. >> Oh my god. Hello. Thank you. Thank you. for having me. >> I'm so excited to have you. >> I'm so excited to be here. >> I was we were kind of king beforehand, but I was telling you I am familiar with. your content. Um, but only recently when. you went super viral for the blind boxes. did I realize you were following me. That's when we I followed you back. But. I used to watch your uh videos when you.

were pretending to be a DJ. >> Oh my god. [laughter]. >> I was like, I love this. >> That'll do it. Yeah. Oh my god, that is. so funny. That was like I feel like one. of the. >> kind of like little like stickick series. things that I did that kind of people. were like still to this day like people. will be like, I love your DJ videos. I'm. like girl, it's been like three years. [laughter] almost since I did one of. those, but thank you. That's the first. time I remember seeing you. >> Oh my gosh. And you're so funny. >> So funny. Thank you so much. >> Which I love. And I I saw recently that. you got booked because of your DJ. videos. >> I did. I did actually.

>> You said lying on the resume got me. >> Yeah. No, actually. And I'm still. scared. I really have not been. practicing if I'm being honest. So, we're going to kind of just wing it and. see how it goes. Don't if they're. watching this and people who both me. just No, it's going great. It's really. going great. But um yeah, so I am. excited about that. But I mean nervous, but it's gonna be great. >> I think so. It's all about vibes. Yeah, exactly. >> So, when it comes to DJing, I've told. everyone already that I have picked up. DJing as a hobby or I'm trying to. anyway. I figure if white dudes.

especially can do it, I can do it. >> Absolutely. >> I can master anything they touch. >> Like, and I can't sing for [ __ ] I'll do. it better. Exactly. And I can't sing at. all. So, I'm like, they're going to let. me in that music industry one way or. another. Figure that's my way in. >> Yeah. And you just kind of I feel like. again, like you said, the vibe like it's. just as long as you look good up there, >> right? It really doesn't matter. [laughter] Like, are they going to know? Like, if if my whole set's pre-recorded, like, who's really going to know? You. know what I mean? I look good. [laughter] So, >> that's what they're going to remember. >> Yes. Exactly. Exactly. So, >> and I remember when I was saying that, I.

was like, I'm being serious. And I got. like all the [ __ ] for it. Like, I got. the the table. Like, my man got me a. table and like programming and all this. stuff. >> I really have fun doing it. It is very. hard, >> but I'm I'm having a good time. And I. remember my friend was asking me, she's. like, "Who are you DJing for? Like, who's the audience?" And I was like, "The horse." Like literally like I need. people to bust it open wide on this like. now. >> Right. I want you to have the feeling. that I had in the club. Yeah. When I was. in the club back in the clubs are gone. They. >> Nobody wants to dance. Nobody wants to.

dance. Nobody wants to get down. Like. it's just it's really honestly it's it's. horrible. It's so tragic. And that's No, seriously though, that's the thing. I'm. just like if I am like. >> in the club like I want to shake a. little ass. Like is that too much to ask. for nowadays? Like. >> dance and not be like threatened. >> Yeah. Yeah, actually. So, I'm just like, yeah, and that's why, you know, again, the event that I'm going to be doing, it's like around Pride. So, I'm just. like, okay, great. So, it's just going. to be like all the girls, gays, they. like, and we're all just going to have a. good time. So, >> that's who I'm trying to DJ for for. real. >> Exactly. And they're going to love it.

regardless, >> right? Cuz I I went to Coachella this. year. Did you go to Coachella? >> No. >> It was fun. It was a good time. >> That's my personal nightmare is. Coachella. [laughter] Like, honestly. Honestly, >> you know what's funny? Mine, too. >> Really? But, you know, it's so brave. [laughter] That's honestly very brave. for you. Yeah. I remember I was going I. was like I'm prioritizing horror sets. this year because all my friends are gay. which I love. >> but they are annoying and so like they. want to go hold hands in the grass and. watch the Maras. I would love to do. that. I'll do that too but I was like. but also I am going to make a stop at.

Glorilla. I don't want anyone to get mad. at me. >> But I went and saw DJ Mustard and that. was. >> the best set I've ever watched in my. life and I'm being so serious. >> No, I bet it was honestly. >> it was the best. He is my Mozart. Yeah, >> honestly [laughter] the Mozart of our. generation Mozart for real. Like no, so. good. I I Oh my god. I can't even He has. so many like. >> bangers. >> So many I couldn't even like I couldn't. even fathom what that sound. >> was like. He opened with Rack City and. brought out Tiga, which.

>> but the song Banging, right? >> And it was funny cuz he was on at the. same time as Lady Gaga. >> Oh, >> and I love Lady Gaga, but see, I would. buy tickets to go see Lady Gaga. wouldn't buy tickets to go see Mustard. So, I was weighing my bets. I was like, "Okay, maybe I'll maybe I'll split the. difference." Right. Right. >> And then I heard those like first three. bars of Rack City. I was like, I. just like Yeah. You're [laughter] like, I'm sorry, Gaga. Forgive me, Gaga. Like, forgive me. I I And then right after. that, he played like I'm Different by. Two Chains.

>> Okay. >> And Paranoid by Ty Dollar. I was like, I'm sad. I'm. >> Yeah. I mean, like, these are like these. are bangers. Yeah. I Sorry, Gaga. [laughter]. >> I'm sorry. But now I can't wait for that. to be you. >> You being DJ Mustard. Oh, yeah. >> And then I'm going to go enjoy your set. >> Yeah. >> I'm looking forward to it. >> I know. I'm honestly I'm just like. that's why I just want to get up there. and just like do stuff that like no. one's ever done. Like and I don't know. Papa titty. Like I don't know. Like. [laughter] just it's just something like. it just needs to be different. It needs. to be like cuz like you said it's just. like the the white guys. It's like okay, we get it. Like the fist bump. It's like.

it's so tired. Like I need to do. something different. Something out of. the box. Crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> But I want to I want to back up a little. bit. Talk about your lore. how you got. into I know you stream, you do YouTube, and now you're doing obviously Tik Tok, too, but I'd love to know how you got. into content creation. How did you get. started? >> Okay, so basically um I posted a Tik Tok. one day and uh it I literally posted it. and closed my phone, went to bed, and I. woke up and had like a million likes. I'm like, what the like I just it was. like 2018. I'm like, I don't even know. how this app works, so I'm being honest.

Like, do you remember what it was? And. it was okay. It's this video of me and. um I have this light up piñata that I. got from this arcade and it's just. plastic and it has like a little stick. that it comes with and every time you. hit the hit it with a stick it like. changes a different color and in the. video I'm just like I'm going to act out. a scene if I were on a date and this is. what I would do. And so I like pinñata. and I'm just like let me set some mood. lighting and I just like beat the [ __ ]. out of the piñata and it turns like a.

million different colors and it just. went like stupid viral whatever and um I. was like oh cool like that's cool and. then I just like never again cuz I was. like this was back when like nobody took. Tik Tok seriously. They all thought it. was like like musically like a joke kind. of a thing. >> So I just was like okay that's cool and. then never really did anything with it. Um, and then uh I started streaming on. Twitch in like 2021 and it was more just. like for me like for fun and it would be. like literally me and like four of my. friends in the chat and I'd be like, "Hey guys [laughter] and I just be like.

Fortnite today." Yeah. Literally [ __ ]. is saying exactly. >> like literally like my two brain cells. in the thing like it was just like Yeah. And so it was more like for fun and for. me something I would do like on my free. time. Um. >> and because I used to dance too. I used. to dance at the strip club and that was. yeah [laughter]. like my god so glad I'm out girl. >> Oh yeah. I'm happy for you. >> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. But um so. that was the thing too. It was like it. became something where I was like okay I. mean I got to I got to work. Mom's got. to make some money. So I couldn't really.

stream as often as I wanted to. So I. kind of like you know put that to the. side for a little bit. Yeah. And then um. started posting more on TikTok doing the. DJ stuff and like just kind of random. stuff and like gaining a little bit more. of a following. and then found out that. you could go live on Tik Tok almost like. a Twitch kind of a thing where you could. stream your like desktop and like play. games on there too. So I was like, "Oh, let me try this out.". >> And um that went really well and people. were like, "Come come over to Twitch." I. was like, "Girl, I I was where were. y'all at?" I was like, "I was there.". [laughter]. >> It was me and my three. >> literally. I was like, "Where were you.

guys?" So um I eventually went back over. there and then now it's kind of like. what it is now, like period. >> And then recent, very recently, you went. super viral for the blind boxer. And how I know I also know you have an. extensive collection. I know you love to. collect. >> Love a trinket. >> Well, you love a little chachki. >> Yeah, love. It's so funny cuz I saw your. videos of where you're showing your. shelf with all your uh collectibles. And. it's funny because my sister's house. looks exactly like yours. >> Really? >> All the same thing. She collects them,

puts them in where dishes should be. She. They're [laughter] all inside cabinet. >> Yeah. She has an all glass cabinet in. her kitchen. And she's like, "Well, that's where all my sunny angels are. going to go." And I go, "Where you're. supposed to put Crystal?" She's like, "Yeah, yeah, right here. I have the. little shelves and everything.". >> It's perfect. Like. >> I feel her. I feel her on that. Like, no. [laughter] Literally, I'm like, "Everything needs to be like in its. little place, untouched." Like, and I. love it. It's just I just love looking. at it. It's just one of those things. I'm like, I love tiny things. Anything. cute and tiny, I'm like, "Sign me up.". >> An ugly little collectible. >> Yeah. Just Just sign me up. Literally,

I'm like, "Oh my god, just give it to. me. I need it.". >> Yeah. When I see little ugly things, I'm. like, "My sister would love that.". >> You're like, "Oh, she would die." Yeah. [laughter] And I'll buy it for her. And. she'll be like, >> she's like, that's the best thing I've. ever seen. No, literally me. I'm like, I. don't know what it is. I don't know what. it is about [laughter] it, but I'm just. like, I need that in my pocket now. Like, I just need. >> I need to take that home. >> Yeah. >> One time my my fianceé, he was buying. coffee for us and then he saw these. little stickers and there was one that. was like cherries, but they had these. ugly little faces on them. They were.

like handdrawn stickers. Looked really. cool. And he got it and he was like, "Oh, here's coffee for everyone." And. then he gave it to my sister and she. goes, "What's this?" And he goes, "I saw. it. I just thought you'd like it because. don't you like stuff like this?" And she. was like, >> "Yeah, whatever. >> Whatever." [laughter]. >> I know when men get it like you're like, "All right." Like he's he's in too deep. now. Like [laughter] Yeah. That's so. funny. >> [ __ ] It was like last year. She's done. it for years. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. And then like Yeah. Like a. blind box. Like if there is just like. there's options. It's just it's girl.

gambling. That's really all it is. It's. just it's girl gambling. It's like it's. just it's fun. It's a mystery. It's. exciting. the adrenaline. Every time I'm. like, "Yeah, this like this this fits. I. like it.". >> I think it's cute, too, that you were. like, "It doesn't matter how old you. are, you can still buy things that bring. you joy.". >> Yeah. Like why do we have to act like. Yeah. Like we can't just like stuff. anymore. Like I have to Okay. Like let. me get my briefcase and here I go. [laughter] Like Like please like can I. just like like a little Sunny Angels and. kill somebody? >> You crack you crack your briefcase. [laughter] It's all Sunny Angels. >> Yeah. No, literally. I'm like. >> all skull pandas inside. Let me go.

through my files. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Uh, do you have any goals? Any. goals that you want to do? Like any. things you want to pursue now that. you're kind of leaning in full-time to. social? [gasps and sighs]. >> Like as far as like like a podcast, you. want to act? >> I mean, I think it would be cool to have. like some some sort of little like cameo. on like a little show or something. That'd be cool to have a little like. side, you know, role where they like, "Wait, I've seen her." Like something. cute like that. >> I would live. I think that'd be that. would be cool. Um, I've like dabbled in.

that the idea of like doing some sort of. like acting kind of a thing. I think you. would thrive. >> And you have an unclockable face. >> And I'm being so dead ass. You have a. beautiful, gorgeous face. >> Oh my god. Thank you so much. >> And that's half the battle. >> OH YEAH. [laughter] HONESTLY, I KNOW. SERIOUSLY. YEAH. YEAH. But oh my god, thank you so much. >> Yeah, of course. >> I'm one of those people. I'm like I hate. my side profile. So I'm always just like. so bad. Like literally so bad. And it's. like this like meme in my community. Like whenever they'll like screenshot, they're like, "Oh, here we go. Like. here's her side proof." Like and they'll.

like send the I'm like enough. like they. know how much I hate it and they're. like, "Oof, this is not a good angle.". [laughter]. >> I will say when I started like doing. this for a living, I had never looked at. myself more. >> ever in my life. I like and also like. I'm sure you could tell about me, I've. had it I've had an unbridled confidence. for a [laughter] long ass time. Like. it's I joke that I was well I was like. balls deep in body neutrality until I. started doing this. Like I remember when. I first started dating my man, I started. gaining weight, obviously he's happy.

heavyweight, whatever. So [ __ ]. >> And I had a belly button piercing at the. time. >> And my belly button rings like weren't. fitting anymore. And I was like, that's. so weird. >> What's happening? >> Yeah. And then I literally told my man, I was like, "They just make them in. different sizes, you know, like some are. small, some are short." Blah blah. That's not true. >> Really? >> That's not true at all. They're all the. same size. >> Oh, that's I just had a bigger belly, so. they just weren't fitting. >> You're like, "Oh, [laughter] okay. I. thought that there was like the extra. small, extra large version. >> Like I didn't even consider the fact.

>> consider the fact that maybe a few. pounds could have been added on. Like. no, there no this one's like it shrunk. in the wash or something. I don't know. >> Something's definitely wrong with this. one. It's defective. But once I started. doing this for a living, I started I. started being not even looking at. myself. It was almost like how people. would perceive me. >> because to this day, I was just telling. Tracy Mattel this to this day I still. get complime like there's supposed to be. compliments in person where they go. you're so much prettier in person and I. go oh right.

>> So what did you mean by that? So let's. break that down actually. [laughter] So. when you say that. >> and I like and it's like hearing it for. I'm not kidding years. I've heard that. for years. So now I'm like you guys are. starting to make me think I I'm boof ass. ugly. Am I literally like do like what. do I look like in on this camera to you. people? Like I'm actually scared. No, [laughter] that's that any sort of like. backhanded thing like that. Oh my god. Like literally grinds my gear so bad. >> Get used to it. You're getting big. You're getting big now. >> I know. I I I posted a video I posted a.

video not too long ago about there's. this woman at my gym and she. >> every time she sees me, this is like the. fourth time that she's done it. She's. like, "I know you probably hate your. hair. I know you probably hate it, but I. love it. She's like, "No, [laughter]. I think it is so cute. It is so cute." I. know you really probably hate it. I know. [laughter] you hate that [ __ ]. >> I'm like, "Wait, I'm actually This is. like I want my hair to look like this.". I'm like, "Wait." Uh, [laughter]. and I'm like, "Oh, >> you're I've actually never felt more. confident about.". >> Yeah. I'm like, "Actually, wait, I.

really like it right now." [laughter]. I'm like, "Wait, should I shave it off. again?" Like, I don't know. So, I'm. like, this is like I'm not This is like the. third or fourth time she's done this. Like I I see her like multiple times. Like the first time it was like your. hair is so cute. Your little curls and. then it like progressively got like more. and more like like now I feel like she's. going to be like your hair. I know you. cannot [snorts] [ __ ] stand it. LIKE I. [laughter] FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST GOING TO. get worse every time I see this woman. >> So here she comes ugly haircut girl. [laughter]. >> Here she [ __ ] comes.

>> I'm like what the what did I do? But. it's it's like and I don't even know how. to respond in that moment because she's. so she's genuinely so nice. Like I. really don't think she realized. >> they're not meaning to be real. >> I'm like, "You know what, girl? Yeah, I. love my [ __ ] ass haircut, I guess.". [laughter] You know, whatever. Yeah, you're right. You're right. >> I [ __ ] love your haircut. But I even. recently I I got that when I was hosting. I was at the Grove, right? And I was. like. >> uh I hosted something with my friend. Dylan Mulaney and then after I finished. I was walking around. >> and this lady came up to me. She's like, "I [ __ ] love you." She's like an. older white woman. [ __ ] love you.

Love your stuff. Walks away. And then my. fiance goes, "That lady was at the talk. thing." And I go, "Oh, was she she was. like in the audience?" He goes, "No, she. walked by while you were talking on the. mic." And she like they like roped it. off. So she was outside the rope right. behind my fiance. And she goes, "Oh, I. know that girl. That girl's on TikTok. She like makes fun of men. I love her.". And then while she's watching, she goes, "Man, she looks better in person.". [laughter] And then she walks away. >> Like will it ever end? >> Well, no. And I when he tells me, I go,

"I wasn't even there and I got hit.". Like she [laughter] she [ __ ] hit me. and I wasn't even there. literally like. like behind the like taking me out of. the back of the barn behind the head. like like oh my god like are you kidding. me I can't catch a break girl let me get. up. >> like like literally oh my god that's so. funny there was actually this is so. humbling but what genuinely one of the. funniest comments like that I've ever. seen [clears throat] I did a Jubilee. video a while back. >> and it was one of those like dating by. like it was like by body type kind of a. thing. >> and so we're it's we're literally like.

damn near in our underwear and it's like. one of the ones where they pull the. curtain up and stuff. And um. >> Oh, like they look at your shoes first. and then Okay, I've seen that. >> So um at one point in the video I say. this is still before my face is like you. before you could see my face and I say. like in the video that like oh I dance. like I you know I dance at the club. because they ask like what we do for a. living. >> Yeah. >> And so I'm like scrolling through the. video got like so many views. I'm like. looking through the comments one day. I'm like let me see what people are. talking about. You know what I mean? And. for the most part everyone's being so. nice. They're like, "Oh my god, all the. girls are so sweet and amazing. Like.

love this this cast. Such a cute group. There's one comment. It goes, "Where'd. she dance at?" "The gas station.". [laughter]. >> He said, "Oh, oh, oh, right." And. >> I got a kick to it. That has a little. kick to it. >> Literally, still to this day, I'm like, "No, no." He like, "That was so [ __ ]. funny. Lock my phone." I was like, "That's [laughter] like, oh, so Jubilee, can we delete that [ __ ] video? Like, get it the whole like the whole thing. Delete it now." Oh my god. But so funny. Like, >> you know what's funny? year years ago. like when I was still working 9 to5.

>> I got called in to do a Jubilee video. like I I they asked for whatever. >> I sent something in they asked me to. come and my sister went with me I. skipped work that day to go. >> went into the studio and I really felt I. was like damn this is crazy I'd never. been on a set like that or anything like. that and I was like whoa this is crazy. >> and then I do it and I forget it was. like we were looking at people's. Instagrams and then like just basically. coming up what kind of person we thought. they were. >> like describing what kind of person they.

would be in their head. >> And so they showed me like a few. profiles and then eventually like you. meet the person like they bring up and. then we all meet and then we all talk. about who we really are and see if we. were right on our assumptions. And I. thought it was supposed to be funny. I. did not think that it was like. >> dead person looks kind like I wasn't. making you kind of reading them a little. bit. >> Yeah. Yeah. But like in a funny way I. was making Yeah. No, but like Yeah. like. just like funny little like. >> I was like well I figured like that's. why we're here like it's personality. driven right and I was cracking them.

[ __ ] up like they were all laughing. at all the [ __ ] I was saying and I I. remember one of the things I said was. someone I was looking at I was like they. look like they love okay clearly they. love designer cuz they were like wearing. designer in every picture and I was like. but this kind of designer it feels it. feels very consignment it feels very it. feels the shops the ones in Palm Springs. like those ones and they laughed really. hard and I remember that guy actually. was really did not like me cuz he didn't. like that joke because I guess he really. did shop there all the time. [laughter]. I like took it personally like hey I.

didn't know you were at the outlets like. that. I mean hey I I. don't want to talk bad on your hobby. >> Yeah, >> but I I thought the goal was to make. people laugh. So I was like kind of. reading them all. I was cracking them. They never used the footage like not. once. I hope it's gone forever cuz I'm. sure I'm deleted [laughter]. >> and then everyone go my god she looks so. much better in person. YEAH. LIKE THAT. ONE. I WOULD get that one. I'd be like, you're right. I do. I don't photograph. Well, >> right. Right. [laughter]. >> But I did do a lost archives of Jubilee. >> Wow.

>> Look at us. We're two Jubilee girls. >> I know. I love kind of love that. >> And I'm also reading here that you're a. Virgo. >> I am a Virgo. So am. >> I. Yes. When's your birthday? >> I'm August 25th. >> Oh, I'm se That's actually my. anniversary. >> Oh my god. >> BABY. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. Wait. That's so cute. I love. that for you. >> Okay, fun. Okay, wait. So, that's my. cousin's birthday. I'm like, okay, wait. >> Me? >> Yeah. >> You're my cousin. [laughter] Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. That is so Look at us. Two. viros. That's why you're so [ __ ]. funny. >> But I do have some fun facts about you. Okay, >> let's talk about it. On here, it says. you have a tabby cat named Chai and. another cat named Miso. >> Yes. >> Which I did I did actually knew you had. two cats. When did you get them? Okay, so Chai, I got her. She's seven now. So, um before I lived out here, I lived in. Boston and literally like 3 days before. I moved like out of my like parents. house to Boston, I was like, I need a.

cat. I don't know. It's like the. probably the worst timing. Like, why. would I decide anyway? So, I'm like, all. right, I need a I need a companion, you. know what I mean, for this animal. Yeah. Right. So, [clears throat] I was, you. know, on Snapchat one day and a friend. of mine posted a little kitten and I was. like, "Oh my god, whose cat?" And he was. like, "Mine?" I'm like, "Well, where did. you get this cat?" He was like, "My weed. dealer." I said, >> "Oh, like are there more? Can I can I go. like pick one up?" He was like. >> a plug of multiple things. >> Yeah. Right. So, I was like, "Well, I.

need one." Like, he was like, "Yeah, hit. him up." So, literally, it was like. Yeah. like a transaction of sorts where. I just was like, "Hey, I'm here for the. cat." He was like, "All right." Yeah. Yeah. And he like took me inside. He. took me inside um like literal trap. house by the way. And so he's like, "Yeah, we just need to like find them.". I'm like, "Mind [laughter]. you, they're like they're like seven or. eight weeks old. They're like babies.". >> He's like, "They should be in here.". [laughter]. >> He's like, "They're probably here. somewhere." So I'm like, "Okay. You. think they would like be in like a. contained space with a mother or.

something? I don't know." So I'm like, "Hey, you know, I'm not going to tell. you how to like raise your cats, whatever." So I'm like, "Okay." So he. like goes in like a completely different. room. I'm just I'm in the kitchen at. this point. And I'm standing in the. kitchen and I see a cat walk out, but it. was very, it was the mom. It was not one. of the babies. I was like, "Okay, well, there's the mom, I think." And then like. two seconds later, a little baby like. starts meowing and walks out from behind. the fridge. And I was like, "Oh, wait. There's one in here." I was like, "Wait, here's one." And then they like came. back and they were like, "Oh, yeah, you. have that one." I was like, "Oh,

[laughter] okay." I was like, I really. wanted a girl cat, too, because I grew. up with boy cats and I was like, "I want. a girl cat." Like, you know, >> I want I need a daughter. So I was just. like, "Oh, is it a boy or a girl?" And. then they picked her up and they were. like, "I think it's a girl." I was. [laughter] just like, "Okay, sure. Easy. Works for me." And um so I took her home. and she's been like literally the best. She's like literally the best cat ever. And um she's such an angel. Yeah. I. can't say the same about me. [laughter]. Yeah. I'm like, I can't really say. No, I'm kidding. Love him. But he is.

>> he is a character. He's just he's it's. like you get one and they're like the. best. like they don't do anything bad. and then you're like I need another one. And then the second one is always just. like the literal spawn of Satan. I'm. just like, okay. Um he's so funny. though. He's just like so bizarre. Like. all my friends are just like he's just. he's so [ __ ] weird. Like [laughter]. he's just like in the corner like like. he's just so strange and I can't even. like his mannerisms and just the stuff. that he does. He's just a weird little. guy. And when he was younger, he's kind.

of growing out of it now cuz he's. probably like two or threeish now. Um. >> he was so bad. He would get into. everything. Like things that I were like. unfathomable like that Chai would never. even think about like trying to bite or. or like ruining. I'm like what? Like it. was honestly like respect the. creativity, bro. Like I really am like. >> that's what happens when you let men in. the house. >> Yeah. Yes. I [laughter] know. I'm like. you ruin everything like. >> Yeah. So kind of have a great thing. going. >> and like you're going to come in here. with this masculine energy and. [laughter] I don't know like bro I don't.

know if you could stay here much longer. But I love him. He's hilarious. He is. But he's just like, "Yeah, weird little. guy.". >> How'd you get him? Just adopt him from. another friend, [laughter]. >> someone else's weed dealer. I um I was just like looking around at. um adoption centers like around here. >> because at this point, this was when I. was in LA. And uh I was just like. looking I went to like two or three. different adoption centers and I was. like, "Okay." You know, and then I went. to this one last one. I was like, "Let. me just try this one before I go home.". And I wasn't like set on going home with. a cat that day, but I was like, "I mean,

I just want to like see what they got.". You know, it wouldn't hurt. And it was. called like heaven on earth, something. like that. And uh they had they had a. lot of cats and they were like, "Oh, we. usually do by appointment only only, but. it was like kind of dead that day.". Yeah. >> So they were like, "Hey, just come in. like, you know, come look around." And. they were like, "We just got these three. guys in." And they were they were. babies. Um. >> not as small as Chai was when I got her, but still tiny. And it was the three of. them. They were brothers. She was like, "Yeah, somebody just found them like on. the street and brought them here and, you know, we got them fixed and they're.

all good. They're like ready to And um. immediately out the three of them I was. like oh he's really cute. Like I just. was like drawn to him. I was like oh. he's adorable. >> And so I was like holding him for a. little bit and they were like oh you. want to like look around look at the. other cats. I'm like yeah. So I do a. little lap and then I was like let me go. I want to go back and look at that one. again. >> As I go back into that room there are. there's a couple these two guys and they. are like literally this is only like. within 10 minutes by the way like. they're like signing the paperwork for. I'm like [gasps] like who are they. taking? Who are they taking? Not him. please. And then they were taking the.

other two, but not the one that not not. my son. I was like, [laughter] "Wait, no." I was like, "Wait, no. I I can't. leave him here by himself now." I was. like, "No, I have to take him." So, it. honestly, it all worked out so. perfectly. >> They're like, "That one's [ __ ]. weird." [laughter]. >> Like, wait, he's Look at him. He's. [ __ ] weird. >> Leave that one here. >> And literally, I'm like I guess it was. the only one that I didn't see that. Like, everyone else like could tell that. he was a [ __ ] weirdo but me. [laughter] But I was like a So, yeah. So, I took him and yeah, love that guy. >> You know what's funny? I have two.

Frenchies. >> and the first one his name is Squid and. my other one's name is Tuna. >> Oh, >> yeah. So, and Squid was my first baby. that we got my my man got him for me for. like our anniversary cuz I when we moved. into a new home, I really wanted an. animal, especially working from home all. the time and he was working still as a. trainer at the time. So, I was always by. myself at home and I was like, >> "This sucks. It's so sad in this [ __ ]. house.". >> Like nothing to do. >> Yeah. I was like, "Not my man. I need. something else. [laughter] Yeah, I need. I need an animal. So, he adopted um our.

Frenchie squid, but he got him from a. friend. >> and that that Well, I use the term. friend loosely. He knew him. >> Okay. >> Um [laughter] but that guy's also on on. drugs. So, Okay. >> Look at that. Some of the best animals. >> come from just like maybe not so great. Yeah. Like maybe just like just some not. so great circumstances. >> Yeah. I adopted when we got him um after. he got older, we were like he actually. got super super energetic cuz like. Frenchies have so much energy.

>> Yeah, they do. >> And so I always say Frenchies if you. have a lot of time and money, they're. great dogs. >> Oh, awesome. Yeah. No, literally it's. >> if you don't have time or money, don't. get them. >> Please do not. [laughter]. >> Yeah. My best friend has one, too. And. that's like agreed. Agreed. >> And they they work better in in duos. because they have so much energy. So, I. was like, I need to get him a friend. because the window is closing to where I. become that person with that dog that's. like too much. >> because he's always the best boy. Like, he's so sweet. He never barks. He never. attacks. >> He just has too much energy.

>> Energy. He just like can't even contain. it. And they can't even help it, too. It's so funny. [laughter] Or like like. oh my god. Literally, when I go to my. friend's house, I'm like her Frenchie. Like, you would think that I am like. Jesus Christ standing right in. [laughter] front of her. That's how. excited she gets just to see somebody. that's like not her mom. It's just I'm. like, "Oh my god." Like I know just for. no reason. Like every single time for no. reason. >> And I love it though. But yeah, they do. have a lot of energy. >> So he has so much. And I we even got him. trained. Like we trained him we trained. him up to a certain point and then he. stopped listening to me getting parent.

>> deaf. He's like, "Wait, I actually don't. have TO DO ANY OF THIS SHIT." [laughter]. LIKE he just realized. >> I'm actually realizing I never have to. listen. >> He became self-aware in that moment. He's like, "What the fuck?". >> And it's funny because at one point my. mom was dogsitting for me and my mom. goes, "I think he's deaf." And I go, "Really?" And she goes, "Yeah, cuz." And. I go, "Oh, no, girl. He just doesn't. listen. He just don't give a fuck.". >> Like he literally that's him ignoring. you. >> He really just doesn't care. [laughter]. >> Which is ironic because when we got a. new one, my my like when we fostered the. other one, it's cuz he was being rehomed. because his owner got a new job and he. was like, "I'm too busy. I can't watch.

him.". >> Um, and he's completely deaf. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Which we. >> wasn't on the application. >> Didn't know that. >> He did not tell me that till I was in. person. >> Oh. But I remember when I looked at the. pictures, I was like some something. about this dog is speaking to me. >> Even though the pictures were awful. because they were taken by a single man. You know, men don't know how to take. pictures of [ __ ] but especially not a. dog. >> Like the the pictures were like 100. yards away. They were like. >> horrible angles blurry. [laughter].

>> Really? I was like showing those profile. pictures like I was like, "Look at I'm. going to go see this dog today." And my. whole family was like, >> "Okay.". >> Oh. Even my man was like, "Are you. sure?" And I was like, "Let's just go. see in person." He's way cuter in. person. That's when we could say, "You. look way better in person.". >> You're like, "Oh, no. He looked way Oh. my god, he [laughter] looks way better. in person.". >> I'm going to write a comment on, "You. look so much better.". >> Yeah. You're like, "Oh.". >> Well, then it turns out he is my son, right? Cuz we're both fugos on the. internet, but really good-looking in. person, apparently. >> Oh my god.

>> But then when we talked to him about it, he was like, "Also, I think he might be. deaf." I go, "Thank. >> think.". >> And he was like, "Well, yeah. I just. haven't gotten gotten him tested because. I guess the hearing test is like $400. and the answers is just yes or no. >> It's just like yeah or no he can't hear. [ __ ] Yeah. Like I [laughter] mean okay. thanks. >> And he's like I kind of didn't want to. pay for it. And I was like I don't blame. you. That is crazy. That's real. Yeah. And I was cuz it's not affecting his. quality of life at all. Like he can. still run and walk and everything. normally. >> So when I fostered him I took him to my.

vet to like have him like checked out. and stuff. And I said the same thing. I'm like, "They said they think he might. be deaf." And then his doctor was like, "All right." And then he was like, "Can. you hold this?" And he gave me this big. giant tin. >> of like treats. And I was like, "Yeah.". And he goes, >> he turned my dog around and he goes, "Just drop it on the ground.". >> And so I did. And he didn't flinch, not. even a little. And my other dog was in. the room and was immediately and then we. heard barking back there. And he goes, >> "Yeah, he's deaf." And I go, "Imagine. that was the test." It was $400. >> Literally. No, that's [laughter]. genuinely like they're like, "All right,

we'll be right back with him." They take. him back. Yeah, they do. They're like, "All right, drop it." Yeah. Like. literally, that's exact. All right. Yeah. It's be $400. [laughter] Yeah. >> They dig him back and just scream in his. ear. >> He's deaf, right? >> No, that's honestly like the easiest way. to do it. So, I mean, and now I know for. sure. Which is funny because recently I. took him to the hospital cuz he was not. feeling well and I was panicking. >> And when I took him, I was like, I just. have to tell you guys he is deaf. So, like, and they were like, oh, good to. know. >> And when they brought him back out to.

me, he's fine. He ate He ate a [ __ ]. berry from the backyard and. >> Oh no. >> spit it out of his butt the other day. >> Oh no. >> He's healed now. >> He's good. >> Yeah. Charged me a [ __ ] ton of money. But yeah, he's good now. Hey, thank God. Dropped a couple racks. Thank God. >> Thanks. Yeah. [laughter]. >> No more berries for you. Yeah. >> And uh when he came out, you would have. thought my dogs love the vet because. they go and they get a lot of attention. and treats. So when she walked him out, it was like he was on a victory tour. Like he was just stopping at every. nurse. >> He was like Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. I.

literally like, "Hey,". >> stops at every nurse. They're all, "Bye, Tuna." He's like on his [laughter]. >> like he's like literally like, "Okay.". >> But so I get it having two, one bad, one. good. >> Yeah, >> I feel that honestly. Uh it says on here. that you rose to fame for Twitch streams. and YouTube videos playing tons of video. games from Roblox to dress to impress to. horror games. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You are a gamer girl. >> Yes. Yes. Very much gamer girl. >> Um like Okay. Roblox as far as just like. literal mindless like just so stupid but.

like so much fun. Like when you you. don't even have to like use your brain. to play like it's so much fun. I'm like. played Roblox. >> Oh my god, you got [laughter] to get on. there girl. Dress you Dress to Impress. is a good place to start. >> I do love Dress to Impress. >> So fun. Yeah, I'm like so fun. Love a. good dress to impress. But um yeah, other than that, there's just like all. these little like lobbies people are. like talking to each other and stuff and. there's there's like a there's one. called Cake Off. It's like the cake. version of Dress to Impress. you have to. like make a cake in like five minutes. and it's like there's themes. I'm like. putting the icing on and [laughter] like.

I love that. But um I also really like. storyline games because I'm not really. like a movie person and I I hate that. I'm not because I I feel left out all. the time. Like everyone's like, "Oh my. god, did you see?" I'm like, "No, like I. never watch.". >> I'm like, "Yeah, I really haven't seen. like [laughter] even like old stuff that. everyone's seen." I'm like, "Go ahead. Did never found the time to do that. one." So I don't know. like um. >> and I don't care to. >> Yeah. And that's really it. >> Like some super famous movies like. Godfather, I'm like.

>> I'm like. >> Yeah. No, literally same. I'm like uh I. Yeah. I mean I kind of like. >> I believe you. >> Yeah. I be like Yeah. I believe you. I. bet it's good. I bet it's there's a lot. of guys in it. Some people shooting. guns. I don't know. [laughter] Sounds. good. Yeah. Cool. So that's kind of. Yeah. I'm like the same thing. So I. would rather story. Yeah. I'd rather. play it because I'm like okay. It's like. gives me something to do. Um, also. probably like some sort of undiagnosed. ADHD going on or something where I'm. just like I feel like I need to be like. doing something constantly. But I love a. good storyline game because um, yeah,

you're like you're like feel like you're. in it. I'm like this is fun. I love. that. And like horror games too. That's. like only more recently did I start to. get into horror games cuz fun fact when. I was younger I was like. >> petrified of anything like horror horror. movies. Like. >> you're so me. Me too. I was like, it was. also just I grew up in a Catholic. household and it was more of like the. like the fear of God like instilled in. you and I'm like, "Oh my god, he's. watching me." Like all the time. I just. was like super scared of just like. anything like surrounding like just.

>> anything that would be typically like. evil or scary. I was like, "Oh no, no, no. Oh, [ __ ] no." Like my friends. actually when I was in middle school or. whenever the movie came out, I'm pretty. sure it was like middle school or early. high school whenever um Insidious came. out. >> Oh yes. Um, I had literally never seen a. scary movie like in my life. And my. friends convinced me we were at the cuz. like the movie theater like inside of. the mall like kind of a thing. >> when you're all hanging out. >> Yeah. They were like, "Let's go see a. movie." I'm like, "Okay." Yeah. So, we're like looking at like the posters. or whatever. They're like, "Let's go see. this one." And Insidious. I'm like,

"What is that? Like, what are what's it. about?" They're like, "Oh, it's just. it's like about a boy in his family.". And I'm like, "Oh." [laughter] And I'm. like looking at the poster. It's like. literally it was like a house and like a. creepy boy like and I'm like, "He looks. kind of [ __ ] weird." I don't know. I. was like, "Okay, yeah, let's go.". Whatever. So, we like go see the movie, right? >> And um literally within the first like. 10 minutes, I'm like there's like so. like a warning where it's just like this. movie is like causing like paranormal or. just something like where they try to. freak you out in the beginning with like. the the text or whatever. I was like, "Wait, guys, wait." [laughter].

I was like, "Wait, no, no, I didn't sign. up for this." And I was like literally. crying the entire time. And they were. they thought it was hilarious. I'm like, "That's still to this day traumatic for. [laughter] me." But um yeah, now I'm. like I I love I don't know what. happened, but I'm like I love horror. games now. I think they're so much fun. >> Yeah. I don't Maybe it's a Virgo thing. I was the same way. I was very afraid of. everything scary and I didn't really. like anything like I didn't want to. pursue it at the same time. >> Yeah. >> Uh [clears throat] I think like. >> as I got older, I sometimes would get.

tricked into it or my friends would be. like, "We're just going to put it on.". And then and then everyone would fall. asleep and I'd be the only one watching. I'd be like. >> biting your nails like [laughter] Yeah. For real. I remember when I saw. Hereditary when that came out in. theaters. I saw it in theaters, but. that's my stupid sister's fault cuz she. was like, "We should go watch this movie. together. It's supposed to be really. good." And I was like, "Well, is it. scary scary or is it just like whatever. scary?" She's like, "No, it's like a. thriller.". >> Yeah. She's like, "It's A24.". >> Yeah. She was like, "No, it's like a. thriller." I was so [ __ ] up over that.

movie. >> that Okay. No, >> it's like stayed with me. >> Yeah. And I actually was just talking. about that movie recently with some of. my friends cuz they were like doing like. a rerun of it um at some theater and. they went to go see it and they were. like that movie is like [ __ ] up. I was. like yeah it really is. You see. Midsummer? Have you seen that one? >> I've never seen that one. >> Okay, that one will [ __ ] you up a little. bit too. >> Yeah, cuz after I watched Hereditary I. know Midsummer came out right after that. and when that came out my sister was. like oh I think I'm going to go see. I. was like [ __ ] you in those movies. I'm. not listening to [ __ ] you. I'm not. listening to you. >> That's how I Yeah. I'm like cuz I the.

thing with like the 824 I'm like there's. some of them that are like quirky cute. and then when they like then they go. down the road where I'm like okay this. is like the point of no return like. [laughter] I'm not no this is like this. is darksided this is darksided. >> that was one of those that I had to. watch like a bunch of happy stuff when I. got home to like cleanse. >> you put on like the baby [ __ ] fruit. sensory video like [laughter] you're. just like I can't. >> Miss Rachel. >> I'm gonna ask her to help me. Okay, it. says right here that last year you had. been thinking of quitting your job as a. dancer and then got a video that the. club she you worked at was burning down.

[laughter]. >> You're all the universe works in. mysterious. >> Rest in peace. Actually, that was like. genuinely probably one of the craziest. things ever because that's like. literally not like that's not made up. Like the club burnt down like burnt to. the ground. So basically Yeah. So I was. like kind of like. >> Oh yeah. No, you're fine. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. I know. Huh? 2:00 on the. money. >> It's crime time. >> For real. [laughter]. >> Crime. >> Prime. Crime time. >> Yeah. So, I was kind of like one foot.

in, one foot out with like the streaming. because I was like, you know, it was. cute and I was making a little bit of. money, but not enough for me to be like. done dancing, hanging up the boots, but. um I was, you know, trying to get to. that point, but I wasn't like I was just. kind of scared to like fully commit. So, I was working, but I was not working as. much as I was at one point. And I was. just like, man, I don't know. Like I've. been dancing for like six years at this. point. So. >> I was kind of like, eh, you know, kind. of like ready to be done with it. Yeah. And I literally call my my best friend.

at the club. I'm like, "Yeah, are you. going to go to work tonight?" I think. I'm going to go tonight. It's probably. like noon. Like I like just woke up not. that long ago. I'm like, "Are you going. to go to work tonight?" She's like, "Oh, you haven't heard?" I was like, [laughter] "Heard what?" She's like, "The club burned down." I'm like, "Wait, what do you mean?" Like, and we would. always, the funniest thing, we would. always joke. We would literally be like, "We're in a [ __ ] like, "Fuck this. place. Let's just set it on fire." Like, as a joke, like we would, there was like. a little like running [ __ ] that we had. like, "Oh my god, we're going to burn. this [ __ ] place down." I'm like, "Wait, which one of you [ __ ] did it. for real?" Like, [laughter] so, um,

yeah. So, she's sending me videos on. Instagram of people like recording like. like there's like it's on like news like. out, you know, like little outlet videos. of the club legitimately on fire. And. I'm like, "Oh." And it was in this like. um almost like a strip mall kind of a. thing, which is also like funny for a. strip club to just it's like you know. the Subway [ __ ] taco spot strip club. Like it's just I kind of love that. though. But the whole like all of the. businesses like burnt down to the. ground. So it wasn't like just the club. which was like unfortunate for like. others other people's businesses and. stuff. But um.

>> yeah, so I was joking and like oh my god. I bet you somebody some's like crazy. ex-boyfriend or something. And like that. actually genuinely ended up being what. happened. So apparently [snorts] some. this girl that worked there, her. >> ex or her man or something, he went. there at like 5 in the morning, was. closed. Um and threw a molotov in there. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> Burnt the whole thing down. Yeah. Burned. like gone. And so I was like, "Oh, well. definitely not going to go to work. tonight." Um. >> Oh, so no work tonight. >> Yeah. Oh, so I'm just like literally. just like ashes around me. I'm just like.

the p still with the pole like survived. [laughter] Like literally I'm just like. come on guys. Like. >> imagine if the poll still was up. I bet. they'd still be like, "You guys can. still dance.". >> Oh, [laughter] it's actually like the. strip club doesn't close for anything. When I first started working and I I was. dancing in Boston. Oh my god. They only. closed on, weirdly enough, Fourth of. July. Okay. And then [laughter]. >> because the guys who frequent the strip. club love that holiday. >> No, literally. And the owners, it's just. like every white guy ever. So, I'm like, "Okay, I guess." Didn't close for.

Christmas like any other big holiday. They closed for Fourth of July and then. they they would do um there was a party. once a year like a holiday party and. they would close that night for the. holiday party. That was it, right? Nothing else. So, and there was like. really bad snowstorms in Boston, too. And the way that that club worked is you. were on like a schedule. You would you. would pick the days that you'd want to. go like two weeks before and you would. have to like commit to that schedule and. if you couldn't get somebody to cover. your shift, you would have to like have. another girl cover your shift. And what.

we would do, this is actually so bizarre. because this like it was my first club. that I ever worked at. So I didn't know. that other clubs like weren't run this. way. Most clubs like could give two. [ __ ] if you show up or not. Like. regardless, there's going to be girls. that'll come work and like it's fine. >> Um but the like if you didn't get. someone to cover your shift that you. would get like in trouble. So we would. like offer money like $100 take my. shift. So I'm like why am I paying. somebody to like to not work like Yeah. So, like, you know, people would like. have to take other girls shifts and you. know, and then if somebody wouldn't do.

it, they'd be like, "All right, $200. SOMEBODY TAKE MY SHIFT." [laughter]. LIKE, THE BIDS WOULD GO UP. >> THAT'S HOW BAD I don't want to work, please. >> Yeah. The bids would go up. It was just. very bizarre. So, I remember the New. Year's Day. Um, the club was open. >> and this is when I was kind of like a. newbie, so they were like, "You have to. work New Year's Day cuz nobody else. wants to." I was like, "Okay, fine." So, it was me and like six other girls and. it was such a bad snowstorm. It was. freezing. The heat goes out at the club. Okay, I'm not even joking. The top of. the pole was like frosted. That's how. cold it was in there. And we're. literally in [ __ ] lingerie. Just like.

freezing our asses off to the point. where there was like three customers, but our boss was like, "You guys could. like wear your coats if you want." I'm. like, >> "What's the point?". >> I'm like, "Hey, so I'm in a North Face. and stripper heels right now. Like, what. the [ __ ] This looks insane." And he. like literally we were like walking. around in like full-blown winter coats. and heels. And I'm like, >> you're wearing a peacacoat and you're. [laughter]. >> I look like a like a flasher. Literally, I'm just like like it was so I'm like. this is just Hey, let's close. They like.

send somebody to like Walmart to go get. space heaters. I'm like how about we. just wrap it up for the night. Like. there's three people here. >> Didn't do this. >> Let's just like Yeah. I'm like crazy. [laughter] idea, but let's just go the. [ __ ] home. But so bizarre. I'm like what. the hell? Like and you're not even. missing out on money cuz there's like. there's nobody here. It's just. >> so dead regardless. >> Yeah. It's it was so so weird. So that. >> so funny. I they my first and last time. going to a strip club. Well, >> I will say that wasn't my first first. time, but it was my first time like. really having a strip club experience.

It was in Vegas and it was like. >> God bless you. Out there are crazy. >> Oh girl. And it was like a twostory one. So it was like girls were on the bottom, men were on the top and like. >> the energy with the girls on the bottom. was so weird and creepy. Like it was a. bunch of men obviously. It was like a. Friday night, so it was pretty packed. But it's just so quiet. Like the way. they were watching was just so like. >> it's very menacing. >> Yeah, very much. It feels very like uh. Batman villain energy.

>> Yeah. >> And they all looked like the penguin. So. there's that, [laughter] too. Like all. the men in there. >> They literally look like crawled out of. their mom's basement. So sorry about. that. It's very true. >> The dancers were stunning and gorgeous. and so talented, but it's just the men. watching it. They're just like literally. like shriveled up and they just watch. like. >> and there's just like nothing weirder to. me than going and getting bricked up. with your homies and then separating. Like what's the point? >> But you want to know what's even worse. is when they go this this is also a. phenomenon too. They go get bricked up. together and then they're like but you.

know I can't leave him though. I can't. like they they're like they don't want. to like go like leave him to go do a. private dance. They're like well is are. you going to be good? Like are you going. to be good if I go [laughter]. >> it's f like it's five minutes tops. You'll be totally fine. He he could like. he'll be able to navigate without him. Like without you, he's okay. Like so. bizarre. That's also like another. phenomenon. Usually it's when guys come. in like groups of like three or more. It's like yeah, that's kind of how it. is. But also too, when it's just two. guys coming together, I'm like, "Oh, so. you guys want to kiss each other?" Like,

[laughter] oh. I'm like, "Oh, okay. So, you guys want to get double?" Yeah. I'm. like, "Okay, that's cute. Like, let's do. it. Like, [ __ ] it. Who cares?". >> Something so weird about it. Yeah. >> And I went upstairs to the where the. male dancers are. And when I was up. there, like the energy is way more fun. cuz women are fun and women are having. fun. >> But like male strip, like I described my. experience in a male strip club as like. a haunted house just around every corner. [laughter]. and just like nothing but fear and dread. following me the whole time. I feel like.

I'm being chased. >> Oh my god. Literally, that I've actually. never been to a male strip club. >> It's awful. I don't recommend it. In. fact, well, I do recommend it if you. take a really good group of friends and. you're just trying to have a good ass. night. Like, >> but I remember my my mom was there and. she of course she was and she. >> got she [snorts] like paid for like a. dance for me cuz it was my 21st birthday. weekend. >> and like. >> I it was like on the stage like so like. >> Oh, they like bring you up there. >> Yeah. And it's just all the worst things.

like I do love attention. Not that kind. >> Yeah. No, I know. Okay. So, what do they. make you do? Oh, well, they just had me. sit on the chair at first and they. brought me up on stage and it was like. this big ass white dude, which I will. say every other male stripper in there. was really short. Like, cuz I'm tall. I'm a tall, thick girl, so I'm I'm 6. feet tall. Every stripper in there was. probably like 58. >> Yeah. You were like, "Come on, bring me. some some meat." Like, "Yeah, [laughter]. I need like I need a little something. >> I like a little something on my right.". Like, come on. >> And everyone was so small. And I. remember a lot of their chests were. shaved, too. And the only reason I knew.

that is because they kept rubbing on me. and it was giving me like rug burn. >> Yeah. like the Oh god. Yeah. >> Hey, hey, hey, queen. I [laughter] was. like, you're giving me razor. >> burn. Yeah. [clears throat]. >> And I remember when I went on the stage, I was like, "This is the worst thing. that's ever happened to me." Cuz I went. up, but the dude was like 6'5, like, which I thought was unheard of for a. stripper. I was like a tall, beefy white. dude, like good-looking dude, too. >> He came up and he was dancing to, >> you guessed it, Work from Home by Fifth. Harmony. >> Okay,

>> now that's awful for another reason. Now. every time I hear it, that's what I I. think it's just like the PTSD. >> Yeah. I just go back to this night like. I'm like and like he's dressed as a. construction worker given the theme and. he's kind of just dancing around me at. first and it's all gyrating and and. grinding on me, whatever. >> Yeah. >> At one point though, he like obviously. like if I'm sitting like this, he's like. over my [ __ ]. >> right? >> And because he's so tall, his dick's in. my face, >> which I'm like [laughter]. it's rubbing my nose like this. >> Yeah. >> I'm being nudged by it. [laughter] I.

don't know. Okay. >> Like my lashes are so big at the time. They're they're [laughter] brushing it. Like that's type of [ __ ] I was on. >> at the time. And then I remember at one. point he was like first of all while. he's doing this everyone's cheering. He's like making normal conversation. with me. >> And he's like where are you from? >> That's interesting. >> Yeah. Often. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> How do you like Vegas? >> But he's like actually trying to get to. know me. Like he was like what are you. studying? What do you hope to do with.

that? Hey buddy, now's not the time. >> Yeah. Like the room. >> At one point he goes, "This is the worst. part of the whole night." But he goes, he's like, "Stand up." And he like grabs. my hands, makes me stand up, and I'm in. like a [ __ ] little dress in heels. Right. >> As you should. >> And then he's like dancing. Turns. around. He like bends over. He's like. dancing, whatever. I was like, "Oh, I'm. doing the bending." Okay. >> Oh, right. Oh, [laughter]. >> this is new. Yeah. You're like, "Oh, >> actually might be into [laughter] this.". >> Like awakens something and you're like, "Wait a second." actually. And when he.

like he's like doing all that, then he. turns around and he looks at me and then. he said he said, "Are you afraid of. heights?" or something like that. I. think it was supposed to be a joke. And. I go, "God, >> no, not not particularly." And then he. bends down, grabs me around both legs, stands back up, twists me like the arms. of a clock. [ __ ] I when I tell you I'm. upside down. Upside down. My legs like. this. >> like face like. >> as And listen, as a big girl, the fear I.

feel being picked up like as a big girl. >> Yeah. [laughter] Like where. >> the last thing I need is for you to try. and be like, you know what I mean? If I. hear that, I'm going to. >> If I hear one grunt, oh [laughter] my. god. If you even struggle a little bit, >> you better not put the [ __ ] down. Yeah. No, literally put me the [ __ ] down. You're not going to embarrass me today. on my birthday. [laughter]. >> On my birthday. >> On my birthday of all days. Like he. flips me around and then he's like. holding like at this point we're like. 69ing. Yeah. He's [laughter] holding me. and he's like and the worst part is he's. holding me like this and he starts going.

like this. >> like [laughter]. why would you do that. >> to me of all people YOU WOULD REALLY. [laughter] LIKE. >> I'M LITERALLY sweating like think. reliving it. I'M SWEATING RELIGION CUZ I'M SO MAD. >> The shaking and then I'm imagining your. head dangling like [laughter]. what is going on? Like [gasps]. everything you see is upside down. Like. everyone in the crowd's upside down. You're just like. >> and I'm looking between his legs at. everyone else going and I at one point. when he he spun around while he's still.

holding me in the 69 position. He spun. around and then at that point he was. facing the other way and then through. his legs I could see my sister and my. mom [laughter] and both of them. laughing. >> And then my sister said that's the. funniest thing I've ever seen in my. entire [laughter] life. Like she was. like that's like a core memory for her. now. >> Oh my god. >> See the core memory the little ball in. Inside Out. It's like yellow for her and. for me it's it's [ __ ] red. [laughter]. It's. >> red. It's blue sadness. >> Yeah. Oh my god. It's literally fear.

Wow. Okay. Well, now if if I was like. not convinced enough to never go to a. male strip club, now I definitely am. >> I know. Cuz now when I see the magic mic. experience and stuff, I'm curious to. know if it's similar horror to that. >> Yeah. >> I was I'm not trying to find out. >> You're like It's so It's so funny too. how different like the male versus like. women. Like it's just two completely. different like industries and worlds. And like you said, it's literally just. like the hermit guys like just like. hunched over and like you know what I.

mean? But I mean, not all the time. Like. that's also another thing too. A lot of. times when guys will come in and they're. like a decently like they look okay. You. know what I mean? It's like you're just. like a normal [ __ ] looking guy. They're like, "You probably don't get to. dance with guys that look like me all. the time, do you? Probably like makes. your day a little bit better." I'm like, "Oh, shut the [ __ ] up." [laughter] I'm. just like, "Bro, I don't give a fuck.". Literally, who is in this chair right. now behind me? Like, please. >> Believe it or not, I'm not really. looking at faces. >> Yeah. I'm like, "Actually, I'm not here. I'm not looking for love. Like, I'm not. really I mean, like this." Yeah, bro. I'm at work right now. Like [laughter].

it's really not that serious. >> I know one of my friends uh I have a few. friends who have danced before and. they've told me like one of the most. annoying ones they would get would be. like I could take you away from all. this. >> Yeah. Oh yeah. >> Let me take you away. Let me save you. >> Literally like a girl. Like yeah come. with me. You don't have to do this. anymore. Like [laughter]. one that kills me too it's also just. like you're too pretty to do this [ __ ]. That's why I'M HERE. WHAT THE [laughter]. HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> That's the whole job. That's the whole. That's literally I'm like, "So, you're. telling me you paid the cover fee cuz. you wanted to come in here and see UGLY. BITCHES?" LIKE, [laughter] WHAT DO YOU.

MEAN BY THAT? LIKE, LIKE, BRO, stop. acting like. >> real knock it off. >> Yeah. But that's like, honestly, I feel. like I'm kind of like having a full. circle moment now where now that I'm. like, okay, doing my little content and. [ __ ] and like making a little coin. I'm. like, okay, I want to go to the club and. and be that guy. Like, baby, I could. take you out of here. Like, for. [laughter] real, I could actually take. you away from like I just want to. cosplay that. like just I just need to. feel what that's like to be on the other. end. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. To to play a big baller. [laughter]. >> Uh it says that you had a podcast called.

Vacancy at Vanillaas. You have one. currently and you said you want to. revisit it. >> Yeah. So I like took a little bit of a. break. I've been on a break for for from. the podcast. Sorry. I've been on a break. from the podcast for a few months. because uh I wanted to kind of Huh. >> Oh the the [ __ ] sirens. It's always. two too. like not two o'clock, but I. mean two rounds of driving. >> That says it's crime. >> It's crime [laughter].

time. [music]. >> Um yeah. So I I'm taking a little bit. break from it uh right now, but uh I. want to possibly revisit it. I think. it's fun. Like don't get me wrong, I. love the podcast because it's just like. a little yap session like by myself, you. know? Um. >> but I've been trying to do like Yeah. more vlogs and stuff lately. But the. podcast is is really fun because yeah, I. literally just feel like I'm just like. on FaceTime with somebody. Like I'm just. sitting there kind of just like I've had. my friend Rachel on like a few episodes,

but other than that it's usually just me. just like in my room just [ __ ]. yapping for an hour and love it. It's so. much fun. >> That's a skill in and of itself. I tell. people all the time I think you've got. it in spades. like being able [laughter]. to being able to especially twitching. cuz like that's live. >> but uh talking like being able to talk. to yourself and no one else for that. long is like a skill I think a lot of. people don't realize is very difficult. >> People like you and I have it naturally. where we're just annoying like I'm like. I'm literally I'm just that annoying. Like I can talk. >> It could go on forever. Honestly, if you.

don't stop me, it won't end. Like it. [laughter] really Yeah. Yeah. >> I joke with my uh cuz my fiance like is. the complete opposite of that. Like, so. I I just talk at him a lot. Like I'll. just tell him all kinds of things and he. just listens to me. And like sometimes. I'll be talking for like 40 minutes. straight. >> and I'll start like I wanted to tell him. something I saw on Instagram and I'll. end talking about like the Chinese. Imperial Army. >> And [laughter] I'm like, "How did I. >> He's just sitting He's just listening. the whole time. >> Love that." Yeah. He's like, "Okay.". >> And then as soon as I get to the end, I'm like,

>> "Anyways, what was I saying?" And he. goes, "You told me you saw something on. Instagram." And I go, "Oh, right. >> Those two broke up. Yeah. >> Can you [laughter] believe it? >> Like that was it? >> That that was the whole story. That was. all you had to say really though. Like. no. Yeah. I I feel that I kind of get. like a little carried away. Even on. Twitch sometimes they'll like ask me a. question and I'll start answering the. question and then like completely like. and they're like well you never answered. the first question [laughter]. always like constantly. And that's the. thing too like with the podcast I um. everyone's always just like so as far as. like the editing like you know you have. to like edit it. I'm like oh no I.

purposely like try to talk for the hour. straight so that there's very minimal. editing. Like I don't really there's not. a lot of cuts. I'm like I just try to. keep it [ __ ] GOING. [laughter] I'M. LIKE I DON'T LIKE TO EDIT more than I. have to. I'm like I'm like let's just. keep it rolling. Yeah. I know. So I'm. like it's usually just the uninterrupted. full hour [laughter]. um. >> just stream of consciousness. >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. >> But that's a skill. It's [ __ ] hard. Sometimes when people ask me like oh I. want to start a podcast or I want to. start this like. >> what do I need to buy? What do I need to. do? >> Advice or Yeah.

>> And I always tell them I'm like don't. buy anything. Don't don't even think. about don't think about names. Don't. think about any of that. >> Just set up your phone and record. yourself talking for 40 minutes. Like. pick one thing to start about and then. just see if you can do it. >> and just go. No, literally before you. even like go buy this, you know, [laughter] the Sony, the mic. Exactly. >> Yeah. Exactly. And that's the thing too. at the end of the day too. It's like. even with like Twitch and stuff like. people will ask me like, "Oh, like what. kind of like you know what's what stuff. do I need like as far as like the. computers and the lights and the I'm. like my bu my like little setup is so.

bare bones. It's so like low budget. I'm. just like it's just it's whatever like. barely just works. But. >> it's more about like the content that. you as a person can like produce. Like. it's at the end of the day they're like. they're there to watch you. You know. what I mean? Like some people's favorite. streamers literally stream off of like a. $30 [ __ ] webcam that like sucks, but. they love the the person behind the. camera, you know what I mean? So like. Yeah. So it doesn't always have to be. like this, you know? Yeah. Like people. are like, "Oh well, I don't have like. all this hype." Like girl, just see if.

you could [ __ ] do it for us. YOU KNOW. WHAT I MEAN? LIKE just try it at least. before you go. >> I'm a huge proponent of using whatever. it is you have. Like it's funny you say. that too cuz like I film all of my. videos I would say 99% of my Tik Toks in. Tik Tok. >> Really? >> Yeah. I film them in app. >> Yeah. >> I've been doing that since I started. making videos. I'll even edit in Tik. Tok. I'm. >> so No, literally so easy. >> They've made it. It's like so much. easier too cuz. >> they got the sound effects and got. everything. I'm like wait I really don't. need much else. >> Yeah. And I'll I'll do anything on my. phone. If I could buy a home on my.

phone, I would [laughter] like to do it. all on my phone. I have like a million. in one tabs open cuz I'm just constantly. doing [ __ ] on my phone. But I tell. people all the time, I was like, I. record [ __ ] on my iPhone all the time. >> No, you're so me because I This is. actually really funny. I had never like. growing up like we just had like the. family computer. I never really like had. a laptop or anything. So, and I I didn't. go to college so I'm like I never. [ __ ] needed one honestly. I'm like. high school was dumb. I'm like cool. Okay. >> Into the strip CLUB I [laughter] GO. BUT. BUT LIKE I GENUINELY I never really.

needed like a laptop or anything. So I. never had one. Yeah. >> And um I had got one for the first time. in like probably like 2021 and I was. just like okay like laptop time like. like I just want to be like grown and. sexy. I don't know. I bought it never. [ __ ] touched it. Never touched it. Sold it cuz I'm like I don't even use. this thing. And then like when I started. when I actually started the podcast I'm. like okay maybe I actually need a. [ __ ] laptop. But yeah but like I. still to this day I'm like I do. everything on my phone. I'm like I still. am like do like I use a laptop sometimes. but I'm like I love I just love my. little phone like like easy. It's so.

easy. >> Yeah, we were uh when I I think I forget. where we were. Oh, we were when my. sister we threw something for her when. she turned 30 and uh me and my friends. were at the house and it was funny cuz. like a lot of our friends were all in. the same industry. So like we all do the. same [ __ ] And so like the first day we. were there a lot of us had like brand. deals and [ __ ] to do and like work. So. we were all working everyone was working. on their laptops. I was working on my. phone. And so I I have the cord. headphones still too. I always carry. them with me. And I was editing a brand. deal on my phone in Tik Tok. And I was.

like I because my vision is so bad. I. was literally like I had it this close. and I was going like this and I was. doing it and my friend took a picture of. me. She goes, "What the [ __ ] are you. doing?" Cuz I was just like this close. to. >> with the headphones. [laughter]. >> Yeah. And I was smile in the picture. I'm smiling cuz I'm watching myself. >> You're watching. No, [laughter]. [ __ ] I'm laughing at myself. >> No. Liter. Oh my god. And people will. always be like, I I think it's so funny. how you find yourself so funny. Like. [laughter] like they'll they'll clip me. and I'll watch it back and I laugh as if. it wasn't me that just did that 10. [ __ ] minutes ago. I'm like, that was.

hilarious. [laughter]. They're like, "Bro, it's you." I'm like, "So what? It's still funny." Like, >> "No, anyone else you'd be laughing, too.". >> Yeah, right. I'm like, "I don't care. I. watch my own [ __ ] back." I'm [laughter]. like, "Still got it.". >> Yeah, they do. My man My man told me. this the other day. He was like, "I hate. when I'm watching your videos where I'm. like making fun of someone or I'm just. making jokes and I can tell when you. make yourself laugh really hard. Like. there are points where he can tell like. my eyes light up like I surprised. myself. [laughter].

>> Yeah. Oh my god. You're like that was. good. Yes. Oh my god. You're like proud. of that one. [laughter]. >> That's funny as hell. >> Okay. I have uh one last one. And it. says that obviously recently you went. viral for a blind unboxing. >> and you famously have had some bad luck. opening the ones you specifically didn't. want. So we brought some here today so. we can open them together. Miss Carrie. >> Oh my god. >> Can I have the blind box, please? >> I got you some so we can open them on. camera together. >> Woots, stop. I'm [laughter] so excited.

Oh my god, it's Christmas. This is so. fun. >> I know you like the skull candy ones. Yes. So Carrie went and got them for me, but I I don't know what kind they are, but like these are different kinds. [gasps]. >> This is the new series. >> New series alert. Shout out PopMart. >> Wait. Yeah. >> So I I specifically was like, I got to. open one with her on camera. Obviously, we have to open together. >> Okay. Well, you have to famously say. which ones you really want and which. ones you don't want. [laughter]. >> Which you don't want the box against. Yeah. >> Yeah. Let's see. >> Okay. Let's see. You go first. I'll.

look. You're more experienced than me, >> honestly. Whether Okay. Unlike the Christmas tree, these ones are actually all really. [ __ ] cute. I am really gonna be happy. >> with this one, the g. This pink one or. this one in the middle, the skeleton. >> Mhm. >> Okay. One I don't want. Really not. [ __ ] with the puppetry. Really not. rocking with her. Yeah. And then the. carousel lanterns also kind of [ __ ]. lame. So. >> yeah, I agree. I was Okay. I really.

would love I would love the gaunt, too. Yeah, >> I liked this uh hill sensor one. That's. pretty sick. Or the frame. >> Oh, that's pretty. Yeah, >> but I was thinking the same thing. The. first of all, pan flute. Lame. >> Yeah, lame. >> And then the pricket. What even is that? >> Yeah, pan flute's like upside down. Like, girl, what are you doing? >> Girl, what are you doing? Get it right. Okay, so now we know. [sighs]. >> Let's open them up. I'm I think they. have a little tab. >> Also, what kills me, too, in my most. recent one where I bought like the giant.

like $300 like. >> the San Rio one. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And at the end I'm. like, "Thank you, PopMart." And they're. like, "You're thanking them like you. didn't just pay for that [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> Thank you for taking my money, PopMart. I appreciate it.". >> Yeah. Literally, I'm like, "Okay, you. didn't have to go there, but [laughter]. >> Hey guys, it's my fantasy. Let me live. it.". >> Can you hear? I bet sound is loving. this. [laughter]. >> Sounds perfect. Sounds perfect. Oh, wait. I don't want to see what it is. Don't spoil her for me. I wouldn't even. be to tell even if I could. How do you.

get this thing out? Oh, here she is. [snorts]. Oh, they're like little spheres. [laughter]. >> Let me see. Cuz they they ruin it. They. show you the card. >> Who would you guess? >> Who would you get? >> Ugly little girl. Hold on. Let me see. Just [laughter] kidding. Just kidding. You're You're a beautiful queen. What. does it say? I literally got the puppetry once. [laughter].

REALLY NOT [ __ ] with her. >> So did I. [laughter]. >> The [ __ ] on. You're right. You are. cursed. >> That was the one I said I did. Like it's. and it cursed you as well. Like are you. kidding me? [laughter]. >> Man, your curse is so strong. It hit me. at the same time. >> Wait, now that look at her face card is. crazy. >> No. Yeah, the face card is really. >> Her face is beat down. She's got She's. mugged down easily. >> But like what? >> It's It's concerning at this point. Like. genuinely, I'm like I don't want the. puppetry. the the comments on your.

videos always being like, "Do not buy a. lottery [laughter] ticket.". >> Lit. Or the the edits where it's like. they put the sad music behind it and. everyone's like, "A case that didn't sit. right with me." [laughter] Like, "Shut. up. Y'all are so annoying.". >> Still on the run. >> Oh my god. No, literally. But these are. I love that they're in like a little. like their own thing. Wait, this is so. much fun. >> They have their own enclosures. >> No, this is really cute. I do like Yeah, [laughter] I love that for her. >> Look at I'm so glad I could give you. another unlucky one. >> Thank you. No, but I'm I'm I'm learning. to love her already. Just [laughter].

like the Christmas tree. Just like the. Christmas tree. >> cuz she was born here in the comments. >> Yes. And Yes, exactly. I'm going to. cherish her. But no, genuinely, thank. you. She's so cute. And thank you so. much. Oh my god. >> Look at us now. Something or other. >> Little twins. >> I'm happy for us. >> Yeah. Just like the Christmas trees. They were twins. So, >> it works. >> Twins. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Oh [gasps] my god. >> Well, thank you so much for coming on. the show. >> My god. Thank you for having me. I love. you. My god, it's been amazing. So. hilarious. I would love to know if you. have any advice for anyone who maybe is.

like streaming or making content up and. coming and like uh maybe they're feeling. a little discouraged or disheartened. Obviously now obviously you've been. making content for a minute, but now. recently I I'm so glad people are now. seeing how [ __ ] funny you are. Thank. you. >> And giving and rewarding you for it. You're hilarious. >> But do you have any advice for anyone. who's making content? [sighs and gasps]. >> Okay. I would say again like you don't. need like all the bells and whistles. Like literally just just go for it. You. know what I mean? And like. >> people will find you. Like your little. your little crowd, like your your niche,

like they will find you if you post. enough and like get yourself out there. Like the people that [ __ ] with you will. come and be like, "Girl, I [ __ ] with. you." So yeah, just like just and be. yourself. Like just trying to like be. yourself, be authentic. Um and I know. that's hard when like your first time. getting in front of the camera, it's. always a little awkward, but the more. you do it, the more like it becomes. easier every time. So yeah, and I I. agree with you about being yourself, too, because you are that I think is. what people love the most about you, but. it's also I feel like obvious if you're. trying to like act like somebody else or. rip off their bit, it's obvious and then.

you won't build a following. But yeah, >> period. I think that's fantastic advice. >> I [ __ ] love you. I think you're so. funny. I can't wait to see what else you. keep doing. >> Thank you. >> You're amazing. And thank you all so. much for joining us on this episode of. the Comment Section Show. Thank you so. much to my amazing guest, Vanilla Mace. Where can everybody find you? Um, Instagram, Vanilla Mace with three L's. Twitch and Tik Tok is just Vanilla Mace. >> Period. Look at that. Make sure you. follow Vanilla on literally everything. She's so [ __ ] funny and literally my. twin. >> We're so much alike. >> Like, no, literally. And look, like,

come on. I [laughter] mean, >> certified, >> right? >> Thank you all so much for watching. Don't forget new episodes of the comment. section drop every Wednesday. Thank you. so much for watching. The thank you to. my amazing guest, Vanilla Mace, and I'll. see you next week. Bye. >> bye. >> [music].