HEDGE OF PROTECTION Ft. Brittany Broski

What are your kind of opinions on. ghouls? >> Ghouls just generally speaking? >> Generally ghouls. >> Well, if they came here legally, I. wouldn't care. You know WHAT I MEAN? [screaming and laughter]. OBVIOUSLY I WOULDN'T CARE. JUST GO. THROUGH THE PROCESS LIKE everyone else. >> Do process. >> Yeah, obviously. Hey everyone and welcome back to the. final spooky season Halloween episode of. the comment section. Sorry, me, your.

fave. Who cares about me? On to the. guest today, we have my sister, my. blood, my brother in Christ herself back. for an All-Star, BRITTANY BROSKI. TOSS TOSS. YEAH, PERIOD. >> YES. >> Would Spirit Halloween believe? >> Look at the magic we've made with your. product. >> [laughter]. >> utter utter. >> gives you lemons, >> you make Elphaba and Glinda. >> [laughter]. >> You make fat ELPHABA AND GLINDA. PLUS-SIZE GLINDA.

>> [laughter]. >> BODY POSITIVE ELPHABA AND BODY positive. Glinda. >> [laughter]. >> Now, woke the woke girls. >> Woke Elphaba alert. >> Woke Elphaba's in the building. >> Oh, great. Anyways, welcome back. This. is your third time here. How's it feel? >> It feels like the first time. >> [laughter]. >> every single time. >> Yeah, because fun fact, not a lot of. people know this about us. You coming as. a guest on this show was the very first. time we ever met. >> It is true. >> first time we ever met in person. And. then we to Legoland a couple days later.

>> We did do Legoland and something shifted. at Legoland. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> An energy shift occurred. >> Energy shifted and we were like, some. people aren't going to make it past a. certain point at this point. >> Exactly. >> But thankfully we persevered. >> We did. >> We girlbossed. >> I'm telling you, we girlbossed, we. overcame, and that I think we realized. very quickly we're cut from the same. cloth. >> Yeah. I know. I remember you told you. had text me at one point, I knew you. were a nerd freak weirdo. I smelled it. on you from the start. >> [laughter]. >> IT REEKS.

>> WELL, AND CLEARLY LOOK AT US NOW. >> LIKE, what the [ __ ]. It got worse. >> Yeah, obviously it's worsened. >> It worsened. >> The condition has worsened. >> [laughter]. >> It's terminal. >> The Now just you and Caleb are the only. ones I've had on three times. >> I am honored, truly. >> I think I think that first episode, too, was when we talked about my fan fiction. for the first time. >> Yeah, the Jonas Brothers fan fiction. >> And then I said the diabetes was a huge. part. >> Mhm. >> of the movie's plot. Sorry. >> Like, did we say that it was kind of. like on American Idol when to get.

accepted you had to have a sob story? >> Yeah, yeah, that's true. >> that narrative. >> That's true. I brought that when life. imitates art. [laughter]. >> Exactly. And now you're a for real fan. fiction writer. >> now we've met them in person. >> True. >> And we both were like. >> Short. Sure. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> That's short. Short. Yes, short. Tiny. >> Mhm. Strange. >> Weird. Talented. >> Talented, a little weird. >> Caucasian. >> Yes. >> Word association. >> Yes.

>> [laughter]. >> Exactly. >> What's been up with you lately? What's. going on with you? >> Girl. >> Anything new? >> I just finished a book last night. >> Which one? >> I was dressed [laughter] like this when. >> IT'S MY SHOW. WE TALK ABOUT WHAT I want. >> Exactly. >> show. >> Um I finished Babel by R. F. Kuang. >> Okay, T. >> Dude. Ev- For everyone who recommended. it to me, I was like, "Hey, I'll get to. it. I'll get to it." Read it and I'm. like, "This is so, so me." It's about. It's like dark academia mixed with.

anti-colonialism. and the way that cuz her name's Rebecca. Kuang, the way that Rebecca kind of. interweaves. very heavy and difficult and complex. topics into like it's a fantasy at the. end of the day. Like, it's a fantasy. novel. And it's set in like 1830s. Victorian England and the lead character. is a mixed um Chinese-English student. and it all revolves around like him and. the exploitation of his language and his. culture to and it talks about how the.

British Empire. covets that which it exploits the most. Like like which it is set to destroy. IT. WAS SO [screaming] GOOD. >> IT WAS SO GOOD. I THINK YOU would. If you're into that kind of I know. you're into fantasy, but. anyway, I don't know what that was on my. neck. [laughter]. >> Was anyone else scared? >> Who else was scared? >> What did you say when I appeared in the. hallway earlier? [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah. What was Carrie Karris. >> What was that? What was that? >> that in the window just now? I think I see something looking at me.

through that window. >> [laughter]. >> James. James. >> What was that? >> James were saying this about The Summer. I Turned Pretty. We kept making this. joke. We were going, "Every time I saw. that [ __ ] come on screen, I was. like, 'OH MY GOD, BRO. Who invited this. guy?'". >> [laughter]. >> This guy again. >> Oh my god, bro. >> Get your ass on. >> What the hell, [laughter] man? What the [ __ ]. >> I love that that part of my brain, Robert, but I'm also fearful of it every.

day. I feel like it spreads like a. disease every day. >> Yeah, you got to hit your head. >> ENOUGH. [laughter]. QUIET. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. THE VOICES. >> [laughter]. >> THE VOICES TELL YOU TO DO THIS. >> WELL. >> NO, I listen. >> Well, obviously. Well, I'm happy for you. that you finished that book and you. enjoyed it. >> Thanks. What have you been reading? >> I read Bridge Kingdom recently. It was. recommended to me. >> Ooh, what's the like magic Is it magic. system? >> No, not really. Is there magic in it?

No, there's not really magic in it. It's. just like different kingdoms fighting. against each other for control over this. one bridge. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> And this one girl like marries a guy. like that she's trying to find out the. secrets to the bridge. It sounds. complicated as [ __ ] which it is, but I. had a blast reading it. >> It's like political intrigue? >> Yeah, it's very politicized and like. what people think is true versus what's. actually true, that type of [ __ ]. >> I like that. >> And then her being a Benedict Arnold, I. was [ __ ] with it. Kind of flipping. both sides. Loved it. >> Great history reference. >> [laughter].

>> Hello. >> Her being like a FREDERICK DOUGLASS. >> YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> OKAY, OKAY, RIGHT. >> RIGHT, [laughter] RIGHT, RIGHT. >> She's cooking, let her cook. I did try to read this one recently. called When the Moon Hatched. >> Dragons, right? >> Yes, dragons. >> It's on my shelf. >> It's like sci-fi and dragons. >> Say less. >> Yeah, so I was trying to read it and. this is how I described it to Daisy. I. felt like the dumbest [ __ ] alive. reading it. Like. >> Why? >> Because I generally can like even if I.

don't understand something, I was like, I'll come back to it if it's really that. confusing to me, but I'm sure I'll put. it together. I told her, I felt like. they were talking in code. Like the. whole movie I felt like walked into and. got his Dooku coins and turned to some. guy he had eyes red slits. Who is that? Who are you? Am I here? I'm literally. like I had to read the same page 50,000. times. And you know there's a character. called Count Dooku in Star Wars. I told. Daisy and I felt like a big Count Dooku. head the whole time [laughter] I WAS. READING IT. I WAS LIKE, THIS IS MAKING. ME FEEL like a Dooku head and you're not.

going to make me feel dumb. Not when I'm. trying to have fun. >> No. >> I'm trying to have fun, read my little. fantasy things and this is making me. feel stupid. >> And you're making me read Count Doodoo. 100 times on the same page. >> head. Count Count Dooku head ass core, that's how I felt. Reading it and I was. like, man, [ __ ] this [laughter] book. >> [ __ ] this dumb ass book. >> [ __ ] THIS DUMB ass book. I don't want to. read about these dumb ass dragons. anyways, [ __ ] this book. I was getting. pissed off. I was like so angry. I was. like, I'll come back to it. >> I recently purchased something that I. need to make you aware of and I brought. it here today, so I'll show it to you. later. I was at a bookstore and I'm by the.

fidget section, okay? >> Right. >> Cuz I like to fidget. >> Yes. >> And on the table I see a 3D printed. fidget dragon. Copped. Might as well have had your name. on it. [laughter]. >> A picture. >> It said return to sender. Return if. lost, return to a picture of your. license. >> [laughter]. >> It had my passport number on it. What. the [ __ ]. So of course I bought it with my credit. card. >> Yes, of course. >> And I brought it home and that thing, it's like a sensory slug. >> Love that.

>> things? Yeah, where you can curl them. up. >> Yeah. >> What's funny is you sent me a video of. you playing with it. So I did remember. what but I wasn't sure if it was the. dragon that you had bought. >> them that. >> The video of you playing with it, I. literally saved it. >> [laughter]. >> Cuz you were like, I'll let you touch it. when I come over next time. But you can't have this one. This one's. mine. >> You can't have this one actually. [laughter] And don't let Squid touch it, he'll break it. >> Oh my god. Squid, Jason, you know Jason. loves those little ugly little babies. that she puts on her bag charms. >> Not the Sonny Angels. >> No, she loves those. She loves like the.

Labooboo's but she loves all of them. Like there's ones called Cry Babies and. all that stuff. >> I watched your unboxing. I do, I'm. familiar. >> Yeah, she has one called a Maymay. That. was like her favorite one. She left her. purse on the ground in my house and like. we both left and I found Squid like. [ __ ] around with something and I was. like, what is that? And I went over, Squid chewed off half her face. I said. >> [gasps]. >> When I saw it I said, Squid, she's going. to kill me. >> She killed you? >> I said she loves this one. This one's. her favorite one. But he thought they.

were toys because they were like. hanging. So he just like took it and he. was like sucking on the face of it. So. like half her eye and her eyebrows gone. What did you do to this hoe? >> You [ __ ] THAT [ __ ] UP. >> OH MY. GOD. HOW LONG HOW LONG DID I LEAVE YOU. ALONE? >> [laughter]. >> OH MY. GOD. >> I know. I told Jason I was like, I have. really bad news. My parents came over. and I was telling my parents and my dad. goes, she's going to be pissed. I was. like, I know she loves that thing. I was. literally hiding it in my pantry and I. was like, I'm just going to break it to.

her at a certain point. >> You're like ringing your hands. >> Yeah, and I was telling her I was like, dude, I have something to tell." you. It wasn't me. It was Squeda. >> If it was you, that'd be worse. Sucked. half the face off. >> [laughter]. >> Me knowing on it. I was like, "I love a. fidget toy, too.". >> Yeah, I'm kind of crazy. >> when I'm teething. >> [laughter]. >> Only when I'm teething, though. >> I'm teething. >> Only when I get really nervous. Anyway. That's like the clip I did with. Dace this week where I was talking about. Glen Powell. And I literally.

>> said, "He's [laughter] 30.". >> I was like, "He's literally like in his. 40s. Am I wrong?". >> Like me so confident. I was like, "He's. mid-40s." No. >> No. >> And then she looks it up, 36. >> I feel horrible. >> my condolences. >> Yeah. >> But the funny thing is like I've made. fun of him like a couple times on 20. girls. A couple a handful of times. >> Glen or Charles? >> No, no. Uh Glen Powell. >> Glen. >> 10, maybe 15 times tops. >> [laughter]. >> And and it's all in good fun. And then I'm not kidding. Like I don't.

know who took that from there, but like. I've done quite a few interviews this. year where they've asked me, "So like. what's your deal with Glen Powell?" And. I'm like, "I don't. >> it's becoming a thing. >> Yeah, I was [laughter] like, "I don't. dislike I don't dislike him. I can't. have a little fun. Girl can't have a. little fun. I made fun of Austin. Butler's Elvis accent for over a year. >> Right. >> Nobody asked me once about that. [ __ ]. >> Nobody came at me sideways for that. >> Nobody cared when I was saying that. dude's from Anaheim. What the [ __ ] DO. YOU MEAN? HE GOES LIKE THAT DUDE LIVES 20 minutes. from Disneyland and Angel Stadium. What.

do you mean you can't get rid of. >> Oh, mama. >> [laughter]. >> What do you mean you can't get rid of. the Southern accent? What do you mean. you need another dialect coach to. decondition you? What are you talking. about? >> Me and I lie for attention. So true. >> Oh, me too. Also, this is so random, too, but I just found out recently one. of the roles I read for and like got a. callback for, but didn't end up getting. obviously cuz I'm still dressed like. this doing this. Because I do plan on when I blow up, I. will forget everybody. I do plan on not.

Some point. Um I saw like in the main. cast I saw who got cast in the role that. I read for. But opposite her, like the love. interest, was a Sound One dude I've. never seen before. And I said, "Oh, now you want to start. casting them?" They probably I was like. And what if me telling my team it's not. true. Me telling you And what if they. were like one too many Sound One people. kick that [ __ ] off? [laughter]. >> We know who to cut. >> like, "Oh, only one per group, huh? Only. one per group. Whatever.". >> Wow. You watched any good movies lately?

[laughter]. Um movie. >> Or TV shows. >> I just binged House of Guinness. >> Oh, yeah, that's right. >> That's so funny. I I watched the trailer. for it and I was like, "I will be coming. back to this.". >> Naturally. >> Was it good? >> Yes, it was good. I will say there were parts of it cuz. you know, I'm all up in and around the. Irish [ __ ] I'm all up in there. Fontaines D.C., Kneecap, all these like. Irish artists, they synced the music to.

the show and at times it felt like, "All. right, this is reaching." You know what. I mean? But I really enjoyed it cuz the. story of the Guinness family is so you. know, they're like the American kind of. Vanderbilts or Rockefellers, like. foundational family to Dublin and. whatever. I enjoyed it. Um there is rock. hard hog in it. >> No way. >> frontal hog. >> No way. >> Uncut, obviously. >> Uncut hog, obviously, because they're. British or Irish, my bad. >> Yep. Don't want to be disrespectful. >> And it is uncut.

>> Why is that a thing? >> Uh like for whities or like Europeans? >> [laughter]. >> Is it? Well, I guess culturally I do have that. question. >> Yeah, I I'm honestly not sure. I feel. like religion is plays a role in it. whether you are or not, right? I don't know. Unsure. >> Jarvis, could we. >> [laughter]. >> Jarvis, make it uncut. Jarvis, show me. UNCUT VERSUS CUT. >> [laughter]. >> JARVIS, SHOW SHOW THE HISTORY OF UNCUT. PULL UP THE circumcision Wikipedia. [laughter].

Like shut the [ __ ] up. And then I'm like, no one takes me. seriously as an actress. >> [laughter]. >> THEY GOT THE DUDE AND NOT ME. >> YEAH, no one gives a [ __ ] about me being. an actress. >> Oh, wow. >> Maybe that's why. Cuz I'm saying. >> Jarvis. >> Cuz you're saying Jarvis pull up uncut. >> Right, right, right, right. Um, I the. green looks scary like natural on you. Like it really is complimentary and. >> [laughter]. >> complimenting you. Period. I think it's. really gorgeous. >> Honestly, period. Maybe I will go like. this and they'll think I'm just like. dressed like Jim Carrey FROM THE MASK. TO MY NEXT EVENT CUZ I'M GOING TO BE.

WEARING A SUIT, TOO. >> YEAH, you're like, and the thing about. women in power is. >> [laughter]. >> a serious panel. with black lip liner. >> [laughter]. >> Like intersectional feminism is just. stupid. >> Do you remember recently when I was. telling you about a shoot that I was. like supposed to do? And then I was like. under I explained this whole story to my. crew the real story, but I was like. explaining how in my job description the. byline they wrote. everyone else's had something very.

awesome and mine said viral body. positive influencer. >> [laughter]. >> Hey. >> Hold on. >> Hey, um, what the [ __ ] is that? Um Hm. And then I literally called you. to tell you cuz I knew you were having a. bad day. I was like, well, this will. make you feel better. They put that as my byline and I was. like, they're going to make me the. fatty. >> Yeah, a token fatty. >> A token fatty. And can you talk about. being fat? if you don't mind. >> The thing about the fat thing is, have. you seen that audio on TikTok? And. they're. >> Okay, so you are fat. >> And [laughter] here's the thing with the.

fat thing. >> That's how it feels. >> You are fat. Here's the thing about the. fat thing. >> [laughter]. >> They literally said that to you. >> Yeah, they said that to me. They called. me big fatty on main. >> Big big fatty. >> on main. Every day I log on to. TikTok.gov get called big fatty. When will it end? >> Me, too. And it's also like. it's kind of I recently I was talking to. Dace about this when. a certain woman tagged me in an. Instagram story that I assume I can only.

assume was meant to be complimentary to. me. But she tagged me and other people that. she also I think considers big fatties. And I it was like the third tile in like. a 10 tile story so I didn't see the rest. of it. But she was like these are tagged. below. These are women This is her. talking to the camera. These are women. who don't care about their bodies. Like. they don't care about fitting into a. mold. They don't care if you're. attracted to them. You should follow. women like this. Tagged me. >> No, hold on. >> It was me and me and I'll tell you who.

the other people were but I I'm. literally going to cover them but it WAS. LITERALLY ME. HEY. >> YOU AND YOUR [laughter] TWINS. >> ME AND ME AND WHEN MY twins roll up. And. obviously she's not that woman who. tagged me in that is not bigger at all. She's not bigger bodied at all. >> Her trying to be inclusive. Girl, GET. THE [ __ ] OUT OF MY FACE. >> And this is the first time when I told. this story I don't even remember why but. I told this story to my therapist. This. is the first time I made her laugh out. loud for real because I told her the. whole story and I said like if you're.

going to call me a big fat [ __ ] on. main, why don't you just say that? And I. said and you know why it. >> [laughter]. >> it's like offensive and they're like I. think it was meant to be a compliment. The reason why it's not a compliment and. you know this cuz you get it all the. time too is because they're not saying I. think you're so beautiful. They're. saying I can't believe that you still. think you're beautiful and I find that. bad ass. >> EXACTLY. >> [laughter]. >> THAT'S PUNK. >> I THINK THAT'S so girl boss that you.

don't care that men think you're [ __ ]. gross. >> No, yeah. When people tell you that. you're brave. >> [laughter]. >> CUZ I'M LIKE I'M WEARING A TWO PIECE. >> [screaming]. >> THEY'RE LIKE YOU'RE SO BRAVE. >> You are so brave. >> You're so brave. I love that you don't. care that your big belly is showing. Like I've had people being like I used. to be so insecure about my belly and now. that you Someone literally once This is. around Coachella time. I remember that. distinctly because my belly was out a. couple times at Coachella and that is. imperative information to the story. She. commented on one of my things and she.

was like, love your outfit, girl. Also, I used to I forget the exact verbage. probably on purpose because it hurt my. feelings, but she's like, I used to have. like. a frowny face belly button. I SAID. AND SHE'S LIKE, I USED TO BE SO. embarrassed of it, but now that I see. you don't care when it's out, that makes. me feel confident, too. I said, and you know what's funny is I genuinely. said out loud to myself, I'm not looking. that up. >> [laughter]. >> I don't need to know.

I don't need to know and I don't want to. know cuz it's it's nothing about that is. going to make me feel good. >> No. I don't need that information. >> This is so like. >> [laughter]. >> You're going to laugh at this, but I. know you'll understand. Were you ever. like like growing up like fat? I was fat. as a kid. You like make fun of yourself to other. girls or your friends or whatever. I. would cup my belly fat like this and. say, look at the bagel. [laughter].

Cuz my belly button's a [ __ ] hole. It. is a [laughter] circular hole. You know. the skinny girl belly button that's like. like a stretched out penny? Girl, mine. is a [ __ ] hole. I would say. >> It's a frowny face belly button like. mine? >> [laughter]. >> What are you talking about? Frowny face? Don't piss me the [ __ ] off. >> That's why I literally out loud I go, I'm not looking that up. I don't need to. know. I don't [ __ ] need I you keep. that. I don't want it. You can have it. I'm not even But I will think about it.

for the rest of my life. That is for sure. I will think about it. for the rest of my life. Just like the. wall-eyed thing. Like someone told me I. was wall-eyed. Same thing with that. Same thing with the [ __ ] Pot of. Greed. If I could delete one joke I've. ever made about myself, it would be the. pot of greed thing. >> Yeah. >> Purely because I'm sick of men. pretending they made it up and using it. against me. But I was like, that was. funny the one time I told the story. >> That's the thing you. >> But see, no one can cut deep quite like. that. >> Exactly, cuz it has to be personal. >> belly bun, that made me lock my phone. for a minute. >> THAT GOT THAT GOT CLOSE. >> I HAD TO GET off my phone and go look. outside for [laughter] a bit. Really and.

really think, is this something I want. to keep doing? >> Who am I? >> [laughter]. >> Could I get a job after everything I've. said ON THE INTERNET? >> [screaming]. >> LIKE A REGULAR JOB. >> are my trade skills? >> [laughter]. >> I need to go learn a trade. >> [laughter]. >> It really is that serious sometimes. >> I'm telling. >> I'm sick to my stomach, dude. Like. that's. >> [laughter]. >> Bagel. Look a bagel.

>> And guess what it killed every time? >> [laughter]. >> A LAUGH. HE GOT A LAUGH. >> SO REALLY, I guess who really won in the. end? Look Look at you. >> I know. >> I did one time at a one of my friends my. friends in high school like she had an. older brother that everybody like really. liked. But I remember we were at her. house like with all our friends once and. it was cold outside and I you know, like. little jean shorts were like super in. and at the time. So I was like, damn. it's cold. And she goes, oh, I'll get you some. sweats. And I was like, uh, cuz she's.

like lot smaller than me. And then she. goes, no, I'll get them from my brother. He's like cuz he's way bigger than me. >> No, relax. Relax. >> all, then she gets some nothing worse. They're skin tight, [ __ ] [laughter]. They look painted on my ass. Like. literally like you know when they don't. even go up that high so they're like. they're almost pinching you in more. It's like it feels like you look mustard. bottle but not in a good way. >> Yes. >> You know what I mean? Like you're just. >> Your brother's low rise sweats. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Like. you know when you're putting them.

pulling them on THEY'RE LIKE. LIKE YOU'RE THE SWEAT. >> [laughter]. >> OH. OH. OKAY. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. I have some fun facts about you. >> Oh, [ __ ] Okay. >> remember what we were talking about, but. I I want to get to your fun facts cuz. you have quite a few. >> Okay, let's do it. >> Okay. This first one I I she asked me if. I knew anything about you and I was. like, "Yeah, THINGS WE CAN'T SHARE.". [laughter]. >> OKAY, THIS IS NOT TO BE REVEALED. >> UH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF the.

International Thespian Society. [laughter] at Texas [screaming] A&M. >> I was. >> And how was that? >> Um it was actually in high school I was. more active as a Thespian. >> Okay. >> I identify as a Thespian. Um yeah, it was great. I got inducted. It's this whole like weird culty thing. and then all for like me to not give a. [ __ ] Like I dropped out. Like I don't. give a [ __ ] Cuz they asked me to pay? I'm not doing all that. I thought this. was an honor. >> [laughter]. >> They're asking for my money. >> I'm not feeling honored when I have to. give up my money. >> That's I was in something called uh the.

International Scholar Society in. college. >> Okay. >> Yeah. And I went to something called. Scholar Con. Don't know if anyone's familiar. >> It's like Mad Con. >> [laughter]. >> But for a freaking nerd. >> [laughter]. >> Sorry. >> Me and Maddie B. >> Oh, miss them. >> And Cameron Dallas and Shawn Mendes. >> What the [ __ ]. >> Miss Shawn. >> Oh, miss I wish he was here. >> I do wish he was here. >> I wish he was here. Uh no, I went to Scholar Con. twice in Florida. Well, no, I only went.

once actually. That was my first time. flying alone. >> Ooh. >> And I remember when I went I was like I. was super like my mom was like, "You. should go. Like it'll be a good. networking thing." Of course my mom says. that. I'm 17. I'm like, "I don't give a. [ __ ] about networking." Okay, fine. So. like I went I remember I went and I was. like, "Okay, need to make friends." So like that was. my first thought. I was like, "Have to. make friends." And I was like, "Well, roommate, obviously I'll be friends with. my roommate. Like that's easy." And I. and I'm like literally sitting on the. bed like waiting for her to get there. I. was like, "Perfect. I'm going to we're. going to key her and I are going to girl. out. We're going to queen out." She.

comes in, she's 58 and she was so so so. nice but she really was almost 60 years. old. I remember that distinctly and she. was getting her second PhD. And I was like, oh. I was like, well, like I was like, well, do you want to go. to lunch? Like I was like, well, I mean. I mean I like was like planning on going. to eat with her. She's like, yeah. And. then we went to lunch and she was so. nice and so sweet and so smart but I. asked her like, what do you do for a. living? And she was like, oh, I counsel. um. like people after they've uh been.

assaulted. And she tells me that I go. Right. And she was like, what do you do? I was like, I'm a freshman in college. >> [laughter]. >> And then she was like, well, that's. nice. And I was like, yeah. And I. remember that night a lot of the kids. were going to like a pool to go swim and. drink and [ __ ] And I was like, do you. want to come with me? Like just trying. to be polite. And she was already for. bed. She was reading her book. She goes, I remember she goes, no, baby, I don't. want to go. >> [laughter]. >> Don't say that. By the way, she was.

right. >> And then I went and everybody was very. strange but I had a blast. >> Okay, so I've got some follow-up. questions. >> Sure. What qualifies you to go to. ScholarCon and why is the age gap age. range so vast? >> [laughter]. >> I don't know how she got there. How I. got there was I had a 4.0 my freshman. year so I made the Dean's list those two. semesters and then they were like, hey, nobody in this [ __ ] school wants to. join this on behalf of the University of. Hawaii. Do you want to join? And then I.

showed it to my mom and she was like, yeah, you're going to join. And I go, all right, well, my mom said I have to. so. And then they were like, perfect. Do. you want to go to Florida for a few days. and represent us and like Well, not. really. Yeah, and I was like, sure. And. John Legend performed. I remember. That. was so. and he performed and I remember Ben and. Jerry's was a huge sponsor so they get a. lot of gave out a lot of free Ben and. Jerry's which was sick. And I was. sending my mom like a million videos of. John Legend cuz she was like, I love. John Legend. Make you send me videos." I. sent her 15 videos. They're like 2.

minutes long on my shitty iPhone and. then my mom goes, "Hey, stop sending. these to me. They have no noise. Like. [laughter] they have no sound. whatsoever." I don't know how the [ __ ]. that happened. And then I was like, "Well, there he is. So.". >> "You're live on Instagram.". >> [laughter]. >> Sean. >> On my iPad. Like holding IT UP IN FRONT of John. Legend. >> Well. >> Con. Wow. >> Yeah, >> [sighs and gasps]. >> big nerdo convention, honestly. >> I did something similar that I was a bit. more active in. I did mock trial. Did. you all have mock trial at university? >> I know about mock trial, but I don't.

know if we had it there. >> I bet you all did because it was kind of. like uh. it was everywhere. It was kind of debate. club centric, but it was we were. preparing and arguing court cases. >> Yeah. >> Fabricated court cases and it was for. the pre-law students and then they. needed thespians to come [laughter] in. and act as the character witnesses. So, I would play the defendant. I would. play, you know, the prosecutor. I would. do whatever like witness. I'd be like, "I saw I was doing accent work. essentially." [ __ ] this dumb ass [ __ ]. [laughter] dumb wig [ __ ] [ __ ] this.

whole ass wig. I'm pissed. Don't even. Don't even. >> You don't You don't have to wear it if. you don't want to anymore. >> Well, now my forehead's red. Put it on. >> So, unfortunately, I'm married to it. >> Unfortunately, this is what it is. [laughter]. Um. >> Perfect. >> Period. Anyway, so. >> Mock trial. >> I would take it as an opportunity to. like try out new characters. >> Nice. >> Cuz you would take the affidavit, which. is when something happens when you sue, when you know, >> Yeah. >> anything legal like that happens, you.

take down a a written testimony. And. when you go to court, if your testimony. doesn't correspond with your affidavit, perjury, you're lying, whatever. >> Right. >> And so, we would go in and I would. prepare it with my team and then school. other schools would be like the defense. if we were the prosecution. It was so. much fun. You want to talk about nerds. though? >> Okay, [laughter] well if you reference. the case law. >> It was so like you [ __ ] are not fun. I was [laughter] like. I was doing all the characters and.

whatever but it was just like. >> I thought we were here for a good time. >> thought we were here to like joke. around. >> [laughter]. >> Oh my [ __ ] Am I [ __ ] bad? >> [gasps]. >> I don't think I did any clubs like that. I'm trying to think. in college. I did try to join one club. and they just ignored my incessant. emails about wanting to join and then. when I saw them, I remember the guy I. was talking to at the time. his like friends like were running the. club and I was and he's like oh they're. right here cuz you know like first.

second week of school like they have. clubs like have tables and they're like. come join or whatever. Um he was like oh my friends are over. there like let's go you said you wanted. to join, right? And I go. it's really okay and then he walked me. over to the table. This felt like I felt. like big nerd in high school because. cuz I walked over there and I was like. he goes she wants to join and then the. girls were like we're full. It felt very. like Michi has dishes to do. Like that's. how it felt. >> [laughter].

>> It really felt let's go. Like that's really yeah it really did. feel like that. I was getting iced out. cuz I lied about my mom working at Hot. Tunes China. >> [laughter]. >> And really my mom's slaving away in the. kitchen. But. >> scene where she's covered in flour? >> Yeah. >> GET YOUR DUMB ASS OFF THE FLOOR. >> [laughter]. >> The president of Hot Tunes China. >> Hot Tunes China. Okay, Michi has dishes. to do is the funniest. >> [laughter]. >> Holy [ __ ].

>> One thing about you if I throw a. reference you're going to catch it. I. don't give a [ __ ] what it is. Whether. it's a River Sticks one or Michi has. dishes to do. >> 98% of the time I'm going to catch it. [laughter] and that's a beautiful. beautiful thing. >> [gasps]. >> But I remember I walked over Michi has. dishes to do. That's what they did to. me. >> What club was it? >> It was Well, well, I'll have Amanda. believe it, but it literally was the. club. >> [laughter]. >> We're full. It's crazy. >> I go, "It's okay. Not a big deal." And. then he goes, "No, you're not. You guys.

are always looking for sign-ups. That's. not true. Let her write her name down.". [ __ ] let me get out of here. I. literally. >> [laughter]. >> I was like, "If this is to make me like. you, it's making me hate you.". >> Yeah. >> And this even more. >> No, he thought he was being a murder. warrior. [laughter]. >> Get the [ __ ] out of here. He's like, "Who did THIS TO YOU?". >> [laughter]. >> "WHO HURT YOU?". >> Rubbing my computer with the mean email. that they sent me saying I couldn't. join. >> Whatever. I don't give a [ __ ]. >> Well, "Who did this to you?" Okay, we. have more. These fake nails are going to.

rip off pretty soon. Okay. >> Don't worry about. >> obviously, obviously, it says that your. mom is a ghost hunter, which I already. know. >> Which we know. >> We know, and she's the lead investigator. of the TEXAS GHOST GALS. >> [laughter]. >> AND SHE BUILT THE WEBSITE HERSELF. >> OKAY. PERIOD. A man of many talents. >> He's very much a Renaissance woman. >> And we have talked about you doing ghost. hunting with your mom before. >> We have We have talked about it. >> What are your kind of opinions on.

ghouls? >> Ghouls just generally speaking? >> Generally ghouls. >> Well, if they came here legally, I. wouldn't care. You know WHAT I MEAN? [laughter]. >> [screaming]. >> OBVIOUSLY, I WOULDN'T CARE. JUST GO. THROUGH THE PROCESS LIKE everyone else. >> Due process. >> Yeah, obviously. UM. >> OH MY. >> [laughter]. >> GOD. BUILD THE WALL. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. >> WE WOULDN'T need that, but. Um. >> And who set THAT SYSTEM [laughter] UP? >> UM I'M [ __ ] WITH THEM. I THINK.

THEY'RE REAL. >> You ever seen one? >> to some extent. I've never had like a. paranormal experience like in sense of. seeing anything, >> Mhm. >> but I have in the sense of like feeling. Like I felt I felt spirit before like. I've felt I call it spirit like Teresa. Caputo Long [laughter] Island Medium she. calls it spirit. >> Spirit if you can hear me. >> Yeah, if you can hear us. I literally. felt I felt the presence of it but it. wasn't evil. >> Interesting. >> Yeah, so I felt like really positive. spiritual spiritual presence I would.

say. Can I say something [ __ ] up to. you? >> Yeah, of course. In the front room of your house there's. something weird. >> [laughter]. >> I don't want to freak you out but. there's. >> first living room? Yes. Okay. >> Maybe it's cuz like we're never in. there. I don't know if you ever spend. time in there but every time I walk by I. go a little faster than I should. >> [laughter]. >> It does get really dark in that room. too. >> It's strange. >> Yeah, that is true. I wouldn't be. surprised honestly because sometimes. Squid wanders in there and just stares. >> So I'm not crazy. >> Yeah, so. >> It's but it's not negative.

>> No, it's not negative for sure it's not. but I will tell you too cuz obviously. you've stayed in my guest room a million. times. I have a real beef with mirrors at the. end of beds but because that one is a. part of the closet I've made an. exception for it but that was the only. way to fit the bed in there. But I have. I do think about it a lot cuz I was like. I don't [ __ ] with mirrors at the end of. beds. >> Because when there's free standing. mirrors and they and they're at the end. of. at the end of your bed specifically and. you can see yourself it invites presence. into the room. And that could be good or. bad. >> My name is Constance and I'm 17 years.

old. >> Right, exactly. >> [ __ ] [laughter] TikTok audio? I was murdered and now I'm at the end of. your bed. >> And I'm not trying to have that in my. house, no. But Squid does bark when it's. bad so he doesn't ever bark. So that's. how I know that the the presence that. you're feeling it probably isn't bad but. I will sage anyways when I get home with. a spray. I have sage spray. >> Period. >> That was made by native people that I. got in Canada. >> Say that. >> Yeah, so have to be clear about that. But I get it. What about you? Do you. feel. an otherworldly presence?

>> Um I haven't felt it but other people. when they come to my house have said. that there is something in one of my. sitting rooms. I have like this kind of. sitting room off the kitchen that's. themed like cowboy. >> Yes. >> decorated. >> And. >> Yeah, your house especially cuz it's. old. >> Girl. >> Yeah. And I've had Taylor, my best. friend, and my mom who Heather, who. knows if Heather's ever telling the. truth. She came. >> Ghost Gal. >> The Texas Ghost Gal. >> [laughter]. >> And I'll listen when the Texas Ghost Gal. speaks with a grain of a grain of salt.

>> Yeah. >> she came and she was staying with me one. time and she was like. You know how moms like wrap their. cardigans around their waist? >> [laughter]. >> She she was like, "I was sitting in your. sitting room with my cup of coffee this. morning and I just. there's a grandma in here.". And I said, "Shut the [ __ ] up, bro.". >> I live alone. Don't. >> For real. She goes, "There's a It's not. negative. There is a grandma, a maternal. presence in here. She doesn't want to. harm you, but this is her house.". >> She turns around and it's me in my moo. moo.

>> [laughter]. >> In my Broski merch moo moo. >> Exactly. >> Yeah. >> And I was like. Okay, so first of all, why would you. tell me that? And second of all, okay. Like what do you want me to do about it? >> Exactly. And it's also this strange. thing of I do believe in residual. hauntings. >> Right. >> because my house is built in the '20s. Like so [snorts] many people and. generations have lived in this house and. like. >> Yeah. >> so much life has been pushed into the. walls and whatever that sure, I think. there are residual energies that like my.

mom stayed in a she rented a house a few. years ago that had. the energy of a dog, she said. And I go, "What the [ __ ] are you talking. [laughter] about?". And she said. and I'm laughing, but like she's so. serious. She was like. "They had a dog and a cat and I know. this for sure." And I was like, "Did you. ever speak to them? Whatever like the. previous renters?" She said, "No, but I. know it because when I would be on the. toilet, I would feel something wrap. around my legs and I knew it was like. the energy of a cat." And I was like, "Okay.".

>> She's taking a hot [ __ ] and she's like, "There's a cat in here." She's getting. chills up and down her. "There's a cat on my feet." [laughter]. Right underneath my squatty potty. Right. underneath it. And get this out of the. squatty potty. >> [laughter]. >> And I was like, "Okay." And of course. she tells it in a more convincing way. than I am cuz I hear it and I'm like, "What are you talking about?" She said. that she felt that and out of the corner. of her eye sometimes when she'd be in. the living room like reading or watching. TV or whatever, she'd. and it would be a cat. Like she would. see like the tail of a cat or whatever. And I'm like, "Mom, you're tweaking. What are you taking? What like.

ashwagandha are you taking?". >> [laughter]. >> And she was like, "It was that and then. there was like this frenetic energy in. the back bedroom. And um after a while. of like feeling that, I looked at the. bottom of the door and you could see. there were like scratch marks where I. think they did whoever rented it. beforehand would keep the dog in the. back bedroom like when guests would come. over." And so there was like weird. scratch marks and she said, "One day I'd. had enough and I opened the front door. and I said, 'Y'ALL GET. >> [laughter]. >> I'M SERIOUS, JUST GET. YOU DON'T live. here anymore.'" And she said after that, IT STOPPED.

>> [laughter]. >> I SAID, "OKAY.". >> I need that, honestly. >> I love that. >> That's like uh for my 30th birthday, um my family got a mentalist, self-identified mentalist. >> I want to go. >> to come. YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU MISSED. OUT. You were abroad. >> I was. >> But he came in and he was like it was. really fun, but it was like so like I. described it as. deliciously awkward. Like it was the. perfect amount of awkward. Like. >> Okay. >> weird and and and strange and fun,

right? Because he was like, "I'm a. mentalist. I like to get in your mind.". And Adam, like me, they said it Adam, we're like, "First of all, we're getting. so high." Like as soon as [laughter] he. started, I was like, "Oh, this is going. to be a blast." Right as soon as he. started. And Adam said when he said the. mentalist thing, I was like, "Lord, be a. hedge of protection around my mind so. this man does not get in.". >> [laughter]. >> "Please form a hedge of protection. around me, Lord. We joke about [ __ ] like.

that. >> [laughter]. >> Please form a beautiful front yard. >> Just a hedge of protection, Lord, so he. does not get inside. He does not live in. there. And it was so because at one. point he was like, "Oh, write something. down.". And then I'm going to write something. and I'm going to show it to you. And I. Jason [laughter] was writing something. and I said, "What if you flipped it and. said, 'You're gay?'". penis. >> [laughter]. >> And we were laughing and then at one. point he told me to write something and. he's like, "Where. um a place you've always wanted to go?". Something like that. And then he said.

Jason goes, "Right down your mom's. house." And [laughter] we can't we. laughed [clears throat] for so long that. I felt like he kind of [ __ ] up one of. his tricks a little bit. Like. >> were pissing him off. >> Yeah, well, like okay, my bad, but like. we're not making fun of him. We're like. giggling. But my thing is like if you're. a mentalist in your 50s, you have to be. able to work through giggles. >> Exactly. >> get your cage can't be shaken by a. couple giggles. Cuz we were. participating and we really were like. trying. >> Yeah. >> But like at the last I I did say like I.

did people his last joke cuz we were all. kind of laugh You know my family. >> Of course. >> making fun of each other more than. anything. >> Well, and you're doing bits to make each. other laugh. Like that's the [laughter]. whole point. >> Jason was like, "Write down your mom's.". >> He's also like, "Sorry, you were booked. for a 30th birthday party. You You're. expecting earnest? [laughter] Like to be. earnest?". >> Yeah, I'm 30th birthday party. I'm the. youngest person there besides my. brother. >> [laughter]. >> Like come on, girl. >> who my brother by the way. No, my brother. There was one where they had people go.

up in front of everyone. Like so they. picked like four. It was like my. brother, Billy, Adam No, no, Alex, and I. think Steven. >> Okay. >> So they were all sitting up there and he. was like, "Oh, draw something on this. piece of paper. Um nobody look at it. Like someone collect all of them and I'm. just going to guess who drew what." Like. kind of thing. "I'm going to get in your. mind. I'm going to know what you drew.". >> Right. >> My brother, right. >> [laughter]. >> As soon as he picks up my brother's. picture, like he's like showing it to.

everyone, my brother is like. >> [laughter]. >> whole face changes. And then he goes, "Well, obviously this. one. >> [laughter]. >> AND MY BROTHER'S LIKE, "HOW DID HE KNOW THAT?". >> [laughter]. >> HE'S LIKE, "THIS GUY'S REALLY GOOD.". >> YEAH, he literally was like as soon like. he was like standing like this. As soon. as HE WAS LIKE. >> [screaming]. [laughter]. >> HE'S LIKE. "WHO'S GOING TO BE?" [crying] I DON'T. KNOW.

>> [laughter]. >> That guy was really good. >> Yeah, that guy. >> God, how did he. He blows me away every time. >> [laughter]. >> Oh [ __ ] could someone help Oh, wait, never mind. I got it. I got it. Okay. Next fun fact. Uh you used to work as a sales ASSOCIATE. AT CLAIRE'S. >> [screaming]. >> WHO DID THIS [ __ ] deep ass Sean Evans. research? >> Nardwuar. >> Nard Nardwuar. >> Yeah, Amanda, obviously. And thank you. to Amanda. >> Claire's, [ __ ]. >> Yeah, dude, I worked at Claire's. You.

know what something about Claire's? Not. allowed to sit down. >> Really? Why? >> [laughter]. >> There's no chairs in that [ __ ]. Not even behind the register, not. anywhere. >> a stool? >> No. And I literally would be like cuz. they were like dress cute. And so I wore. This was like 20. 17. So I wore these [ __ ] ass little um. What was that that. >> Shoedazzle. >> Oh, Shoedazzle. >> Shoedazzle like Fabuletics, that whole. [ __ ] I wore these [ __ ] ass little. booties. >> Yeah. >> My shift was 8 hours at Claire's. And it.

was over Christmas break. And I. >> No chairs. >> No chairs. And I literally would be. like, "Can I go sit down in the food. court? Can I go sit down in the. bathroom? Can I go sit [laughter] down. anywhere?" Like, "I'm fat. I need to sit. down. I'm sweating and I'm fat and. there's 8-year-olds yelling. Like I'm so. I can't be here.". >> [snorts]. >> And I'm behind the counter and I'm. checking. >> One thing about me, I'm going to have to. sit down. >> No, like, where's a bench? >> [laughter]. >> I need to [ __ ] sit. >> And you know it's bad when you see a. fatty sitting on the floor. She had it. And that was me. And it literally got to. a point where I was like, "Okay, well,

no one's here. There's three of us. working. I'm going to go sit down. Y'all. call me if you need me." So, I was about. to leave and the manager comes out of. the back and she's like, >> "Where are you going?". >> Exactly, "Where are you going?" And. also, "Even if no one's in the store, you need. to be walking around acting like you're. working.". >> They said this to me. >> Like, like, arranging [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like, like, rearranging whatever. >> Looking busy. >> Looking busy because the security. cameras were watching and people were. were always surveilling. And I'm like, "Fuck this dumb ass [laughter] job." And. it was over Christmas as well. And so, I.

worked after Christmas. So, this was. And just like, put it in context. This. is in the Grapevine Mills Mall in. Grapevine, Texas. And it's like a bunch of WASP moms. coming in to return items that their. daughters didn't like for Christmas. That they got at Claire's. Max most. expensive item at Claire's, $25.99. They're coming in to return these items. and they're like yelling at me because. we won't take them cuz they're earrings. that have been taken out of the thing,

worn, and they're trying to And I'm. like, "No. Also, this is made out of. plastic." Like, >> For real. >> And so, I would be like, "Ma'am, everything is not refundable, whatever.". They'd yell at me. And I'm like, I I. could not give less of a [ __ ] about this. job. I'm so serious. >> top of this, I'm standing. And my [ __ ] ankles are swollen. >> Cuz I'm eating uh Panda Express every. day for [ __ ] [laughter] lunch. I'm. bloated. My ankles are all. >> Girl, me when I worked at our off office. job Me Me and Dace should have never had. that job and we should have never been. allowed to work together. Like, that was. such a mistake.

>> was the like tight ass polos. >> Yes, my too small [laughter] polo phase. That was my too small polo era. >> Thank you. >> And like, I remember. me and Dace would go and get Vietnamese. coffee from Coffee Bean, which honestly. magma out the [ __ ] dude. Blow out. that [ __ ] Like for real spray the wall. >> Like a [ __ ] murder. >> [laughter]. >> Like a cat, dude. Just. out my ass. Bad. So obviously I'm on the. toilet at 9:35. My shift started at. 9:00. Obviously I'm on the toilet at 9:35.

>> Hard at work in their mind, you. >> Blowing ass in there like crazy. Like. it's my job. Going back to my. >> Blowing mud. >> Going back to my cubicle and working. >> Yes. >> And like we would then we would also. stop at CVS, but the CVS was CVS Emas. Like they always had a lot more [ __ ] in. there. Like way more groceries in there. And I remember we would get hot Cheetos. and like candies and [ __ ] I'd be eating. that [ __ ] I'd be eating that at 10:15. a.m. I'm eating my my hot Cheetos after my. Vietnamese coffee and my bagel with a. lot of butter, OBVIOUSLY. >> YOUR GUT.

>> [laughter]. >> MY BUTT HOLE FOR REAL. Like. >> Tissue paper. >> You wiping that [ __ ] so much. It's so. bad. And I remember like they was like, "Dude, you're like literally stealing. time." Cuz I'd be on the toilet forever. and I'd be like, "I finish all my work. at 10:30. Like what do you want from. >> What am I supposed What's a girl to do? >> Right. >> When I finish all my work at before. 11:00, obviously I'm going to go to the. toilet. >> Yeah, I'm faking anyway. >> And I'm And it's not like I'm not. [ __ ] cuz you heard WHAT I ATE. YOU. HEARD WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST. [laughter]. >> Any innocent bystander will recognize I.

was [ __ ]. >> You knew You know what I had for. breakfast. You know that about me. >> When would your first solid meal of the. day be? >> Around like when I eat my lunch that I. brought from home. Um obviously at. 11:30. Like I was like I ate at 10:15. and obviously at 11:30 I'm eating my. lunch. Like you know that. And I'm. taking my full hour, by the way. >> Yeah. >> Mind you, I've been eating and watching. YouTube videos for a while cuz again, I. like I told you I finished my work. already. >> You know exactly. I'm [laughter]. watching fancy vlogs by Gab in my car. Thank you. >> That was a heavy fancy vlogs by Gab.

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and give your hair the upgrade it's been. waiting for. What would a What would a. lunch consist of at your job? >> Honestly, like I I used to pack the most. [ __ ] lunches. Like, and I think it's. because I knew I was going to be eating. dog [ __ ] for breakfast and my. mid-morning snack that I would be like, "Whatever." And I would just throw like. Balance Breaks in there. You know, like. shitty the shitty snacks that you'll. just take to work a million days in a. row. Like, you're never eating them. They're just staying in THE LUNCH PAIL. >> [laughter]. >> THAT'S LIKE LITERALLY what I would have. in there. Sometimes a sandwich. But most. of the time we would beg my mom to go. out to eat. Like, we would literally be. like, "Let's go to lunch." cuz my mom.

was the boss. >> Uh-huh. >> So, we'd be like, "Well, we should go. out to eat.". >> [laughter]. >> Don't you agree? And then I'd go to El. And I'd [ __ ] something up at El Torito. Right. And I'd go back and want to fall. asleep by 3:00 p.m. [laughter]. But I can't clock out till 5:00. >> And that's the corporate life. >> And then I was like really wondering. like, first of all, why are none of my. belly button rings fitting me anymore? Must be because they shrunk. And second. of all, metal. And second of all, why am. I so exhausted by 6:30 p.m.? Like, I. would get home and literally be so. tired. I'm like, I have [laughter] to go. to sleep.

Wake up sweaty at 2:00 a.m. >> I go to sleep. >> Wake up, EAT DINNER. >> [screaming]. >> CASEY, ONE TIME ME AND THIS JUNGLE BUNNY. BILLY she goes, "One thing about the two. of them, they're going to eat dinner.". Like no matter what time we get home, she's like they're going to DoorDash. something. >> [laughter]. >> They're going to eat dinner, trust. Like. when we left the Mulan 2 premiere, I. like took my whole family and Adam. and we all went and we're driving up, we're going up my street and then like.

you can see a car is parked in front of. my house. >> [laughter]. >> and there was someone going back to the. car and Adam goes, "If that's your. DoorDash, THAT'S DISGUSTING AS FUCK.". >> [screaming]. >> BECAUSE. >> [laughter]. >> BECAUSE IT WAS. BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS. Because of. course we time it so it gets there by. the time I get home, obviously. >> And don't you ask me for a fried. burrito. >> Yeah, and obviously I'm going to have. Del Taco at 12:30 in the morning. >> duh. >> Obviously. >> You wake up in the middle of the night. and need water bad. >> Yeah. Yeah, or I wake up at 6:00 a.m. and I'm. like, "I'm going to [ __ ] [laughter]. myself.".

What's going on? Oh, cuz I had Del Taco. at [ __ ] 2:00 in the morning. >> [laughter]. >> Billy had the this order at Del Taco, I. think I've told you. >> Is it [ __ ]. >> No, it was literally like he came up. with this order, but it was the way he. would order it that I'd be like, "Literally shut up." He would This is. exactly verbatim how he would order it. He would be like, "I want one of those. specialty burritos at Del Taco, it's. like nacho grande, whatever the [ __ ]. right? Extra extra large burrito." He's. like, "I want that." And then he would.

go, "Now stay with me." That's what HE. WOULD [laughter] SAY. >> [laughter]. >> THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT, I SAID, "Who. the [ __ ] do you think you are saying. that?". >> Drive, drive. >> with me. Shut up. [laughter]. Shut up, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING. >> PATRONIZING THE poor driver worker. >> "The contents of a chicken soft taco. inside that burrito." I'm not even. kidding, like mega burrito. Like that's.

what he was making. And because he's. [ __ ] handsome, every time he ordered. it, it was either a dude who wanted to. be him, or a woman who was like. like when they talk to him. So when you. Now stay with me, they would giggle. every time. They'd be like, "Okay, yeah, no, for sure.". I tell them I don't want tomatoes, they're going to shoot me dead. [laughter] at the window. >> They give you just tomatoes. In a. tortilla. >> Um no, we don't do customizations, so. >> No, thank you. >> No, they would immediately get mad at. me. >> That's like. his paintbrush. >> [laughter].

>> His canvas. >> You're right. Tortilla, his paintbrush, the Del Taco menu. >> They called Picasso a madman, too. >> Exactly. >> in his time. >> And he wasn't making mega. burrito, he was making mega turd. >> That is. horrifying. >> It's like what I told you our Costco. order, like when we were in a big Costco. phase. Well, chicken bake each, and you know. how big they are. I'm not even kidding, like me and Billy would go and get a. chicken bake each. >> Uh can you get that footlong hot dog? >> Yeah, I would get a soft pretzel. >> Okay. >> This is all at like 12:00 p.m. ON A.

SUNDAY. WE GO get all of that food, eat it all, then in a couple hours be like, "Should. we get Popeyes for. >> Yeah, what's for dinner? We should get Jack in the Box for. dinner. [laughter]. >> Those Jack in the Box greasy like dog. food tacos. >> I love them. >> I do, too. I love them. >> You want to know my college uh study. snack? >> I would love to know. >> It was those [ __ ] ass. Starbucks Frappuccino Do you know the. ones that don't have to be refrigerated? >> Yeah, the ones in the bottle.

>> Can't find the bottle. >> Yeah, of course I do. >> Those the like caramel macchiato [ __ ]. whatever, and then I would get Takis. And then I would get um. a Red Bull, like but the tall boy Red. Bull. >> Yeah, the like damn near 40 oz Red Bull. Yeah. >> Don't even think about water. Water's not important. I would chug the. Red Bull, I would uh chug the coffee, and then as a reward as I was studying. I'd eat the Takis. Obviously I'm not. studying cuz I'm on the toilet. >> [laughter]. >> And I would just be on Instagram. And. that was it. And then like I would.

actually log in and get my studying done. once my I had emptied my entire stomach. Cuz then [laughter] I was like, okay, I. feel I'm energized. I'm ready to go. >> Yeah, I'm like, oh, perfect. Now I. emptied out my colon. Now I'm ready. I. felt the same way too, honestly. I ate. Hot Cheetos like an [ __ ] in college. And I can't have them anymore, honestly. I can, but they literally they'll take. me out for like 3 days. Now I'm like, I. need a couple days to recover from what. blows out my ass. Like I told you when I. had that terrible, terrible interview. where they sandbagged me and it was. awful. I literally that morning showered.

twice. Because I had [ __ ] ricotta and I. thought it was burrata. And I had. ricotta Girl, I showered. and I had to glam at 4:30 in the. morning. >> shower. You hosed off. >> No, and I'm sitting there with hot butt. and they're asking me questions. And. they're asking me about if I think I'm. too mean to men. I have I'm giving. Rafiki to you and you're asking me about. that. I'm pissed the [ __ ] off. >> Oh, I forgot about. Rafiki. >> I'M PISSED I'M SO I'M GOING THROUGH A.

LOT. Nobody understands the battles I. have to fight. >> I'm in a weak state of mind right now. >> I'm sitting in a Good American suit with. a red ass and you're asking me about. that. >> [laughter]. >> You know what I think about all the time. is when you said and we'll bleep her. name, but you said. eats LIKE AN [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> NEXT ONE. WELL, I ALREADY KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU THAT. YOU were fired from your job for at the. bank because of the kombucha video. We. have talked about that. >> Mhm. And I got fired from my insurance. job, too.

>> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Two. >> Two. >> Yes. [screaming]. Love that. Oh, one time when I was. working at the NFL. I was like telling Days like I think I. might have told you this story cuz I. went to this like meeting, this luncheon. thing and there was this woman and she. was talking about how like you know, we're always looking for more. opportunities to like basically. advertise like on the sidelines of games. because it's obviously let's find more. ways to make money, right? And they're. like, so if anyone ever has an idea for. advertising, like you guys should bring.

it to me. Like email me or whatever, right? I'm like, okay, I'll think about. it. I told Deuce, I go, you know how. sometimes on the sidelines of football. games they have men sitting on a bike. and they're like turning, right? Like it's to stay warm, to warm. up, whatever, right? I was like, what if. cuz at the time Pelotons became a thing. I was like, what if I told them to do. Peloton on the side? And Deuce was like, I don't think that works cuz they're. like classes and stuff and I was like, you don't know. And then I was telling. her, I was like, what if I pitched that. to them? And then she goes, get that. girl in my office. And then there's a.

spinning newspaper and then it's like, girl saves NFL. Local girl saves NFL. And we laughed for 20 minutes. I go, I'm too funny FOR THIS JOB. >> [laughter]. >> I'M CREATING A A BIT BASED OFF something. I'm not going to pitch her cuz it's not. for real, but I'm laughing at we kept. like I was like, >> [laughter]. >> That was so stupid. It's like, BREAKING NEWS. >> [laughter]. >> THE SPONGEBOB FISH? It's like that.

commercial where the girl says, why. don't we make the crunchy shells like a. ta- why don't we do crunchy and soft? And then they throw a parade IN HER. HONOR. >> [laughter]. >> AND THEN SHOCKER LIKE. >> [laughter]. >> SHORTLY AFTER THAT, THEY SAID, DON'T. come back here. You're no longer. employed. They fired me cuz my ideas. were so good. Yeah, I was like, okay, well, I'll take my genius elsewhere. >> [laughter]. >> To YouTube I went. This one says you won a Keller Award for.

best supporting actress for your role as. Grandma Addams in The Addams Family. Musical. Yes, I did. That's T, honestly. That's cool. I didn't know you won a. Keller Award for it. Yeah, I'm an award. so. >> Yeah. >> I recently watched, funny enough, the. original Addams Family, I say original, but the one from the '90s, with like the. iconic one, and then Addams Family. Values. I'm addicted. >> with Angelica Huston, right, as. Morticia? >> Have you ever seen it? >> Yes, I have, long time ago though.

>> Rewatch it. >> Okay, too. >> It is so But you know how you feel about. Uncle Buck? >> Yeah. >> Love that [ __ ] movie. >> Whoopy, dude. >> I like it's genuinely so funny. >> Love. >> Addams Family. I was like. >> I'm sold. >> This is going to be like that '90s camp, like I don't know if I'll like it. I was. genuinely like belly laughing alone in. my room. Like it was so funny. >> That's how I felt. I watched I rewatched. Zootopia recently. Hilarious. >> Dude, I was cackling at that [ __ ].

[laughter] movie. I forgot how [ __ ]. funny this movie was. And if we're not. invited to the Zootopia 2 premiere. >> All right. They're obviously misogynistic. >> I agree. >> And racist when it comes to me. There's. a two [laughter] it's a it's a whammy, double whammy for me. Okay, this says "Oh, you're a licensed. insurance agent." I already knew that. about you, obviously. Uh it says "You. were a regular at Valley Vintage Valley. Village Thrift in Wichita Falls, Texas.". >> What the [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> I haven't been there in 15 years.

And by the way, I maybe I went once. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, Amanda. Dumbass fact you put on here. >> Lies. More lies. >> Strike two for Amanda. Go ahead and. write that down. >> Amanda, hope it's been fun working here, girl. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, this next one she highlighted and. she said "Ask her if she's been to Nana. Cookie's vacation CONDO IN FLORIDA.". >> WHAT THE [ __ ]. >> [screaming]. [laughter]. >> WHO DID YOU TALK TO?

WHO TALKED TO YOU? Who told you that? >> And yes, my Nana's first NAME IS COOKIE. >> [laughter]. >> THAT'S RIGHT, I did know that. >> Yeah. >> I love that about her. >> sweet. >> [laughter]. >> Uh yeah, they almost SOLD THE CONDO, GIRL, BUT THEY TOOK it off the market, SO. >> WHAT THE [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> WHO DID YOU TALK TO? >> IT'S ON YOUR Facebook app. >> On my Facebook? >> Wipe it. >> What's your favorite memory with Nana. Cookie?

Do you have a fave? >> Of course. >> Mhm. >> Nana is very creative. >> Mhm. >> Nana is the craft queen. >> Love. >> Um I have so many good memories as a kid. of making like. little things out of pipe cleaners, like. those fuzzy pipe cleaners, or um. she was also very involved in our. church, of course. >> Mhm. >> And she would do the kids um Sunday. school, and so she would have us do. little foam crafts telling the story of. Samson or what have you. So that was. honestly like my feelings with the.

church aside, like that was a good. bonding thing cuz it's doing something. with your hands, you're talking, >> Mhm. >> you know. Nana. also This got really earnest really. fast. Um my parents are divorced, and my. dad worked, my mom worked. I spent a lot. of time with Nana. She's got a real. thick Southern accent. And so when I was. a kid, I'd talk like this because that's. how Nana talked. >> And it was so sweet cuz I'm like, who is. that kid? I don't talk like that now. >> But sometimes it comes out when I'm. around her, too, it comes out, too. And. it's it's just real sweet. She has such. an active imagination, and that really I. I genuinely think in informed who I am.

as a person. >> Cute. >> We love that. >> We love Nana. >> And we love that you have good memories. with her. >> Very much. >> that's a beautiful thing. Does your Does. your Nana know about everything you do, obviously? >> She does. She don't like the language I. use. She is not a fan of the language or my. political views. >> [laughter]. >> She's not a fan of the language, and. when I tell people that Aaron. Taylor-Johnson makes me want to act like. a monkey. >> [laughter]. >> She's not the biggest fan of that, believe it or not. >> way I talk about men. Um. >> [laughter]. >> she doesn't like it for some reason.

So, but yeah, I love her. >> I had some people I had a lot of people. ask me if you whenever you have someone. huge on the show like David we've had a. million. When you had like Aaron. Taylor-Johnson or like David Corenswet. they're like, "Is she okay?" I'm like, "Girl, I don't know.". She wasn't OKAY TO BEGIN WITH. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK YOU WORK for me, girl? I don't know. I get I'm also I. work for you and Caleb though. Those are. just my side jobs though. >> You're our secretary. >> That's until my big career takes off as. an actress. [laughter]. I moonlight as a secretary for both of.

you. >> I'm a lady of the night for Caleb and. then for you I'm a secretary. >> Exactly. Obviously, obviously. >> No, it makes me laugh cuz like I don't. [ __ ] know. Why are you asking me? >> Do you ever Are you getting a lot of. questions now if you're getting nervous. when you meet them? I get those all the. time now that I do carpets all the time. >> Yeah. >> get nervous meeting them. >> I get uh how do you do it? Like how do. you act normal? And it's almost like. I don't know. We've talked about this a. little bit off camera of like. celebrities are weird. >> They are. >> weird. And once you kind of accept that.

that like they wipe their ass the same. way we do. >> Right. >> They've been knocked off a pedestal for. me. Which is kind of sad cuz I am such a. fan girl. >> Yeah. >> That's why I'm like the people that I. really do just love and you know, borderline worship sometimes. I'm like. genuinely don't bring them around me. Like us meeting Beyoncé truly was like. >> We had to be blindsided. Like we could. not they could not have told me ahead of. time. I had to be blindsided by it. >> There's there's genuinely no way. Like I. still don't know. I text her like once. every 3 months. Like why did we meet.

Beyoncé? There's no reason why that should have. happened. >> Also, I think about when we were waiting. to meet her and I I when I describe it. to people I was like like it felt like. we were standing there for 2 hours. >> I agree. >> It was probably 5 minutes total. Like. maybe 10. But I remember. >> [laughter]. >> we were like pretending to talk and then. I was like, "I can't even think. straight, dude." And you're like, "Me. either. Let's not talk anymore." And I. WAS LIKE, >> [laughter]. >> "OKAY.". I WAS LIKE, YEAH, NO, I JUST I HONESTLY.

CAN'T THINK OF anything to talk about. I. need to be quiet for a second. >> Yeah, lock in together. >> Let's lock in together. >> I genu- I I kept trying to like make. conversation like it was normal what was. happening [laughter] and I after a while. we both went on verbal. There's no. [ __ ] way. >> It's like. I need to get right right now. Just in. case my life ends after that happens, which I'll go out on top. But obviously. I need to prepare for whatever happens. next. >> Adam say? I need to hedge my. >> Yeah, Lord, please be a hedge of. protection on my mind. >> [laughter]. >> Protect my mind. Protect my mind.

>> Oh my god. >> Like we said that once when we were when. we go on our trip to Hawaii. >> Mhm. >> We when Adam was with us like not this. year but last year. Um we were like out. all day. We like went to the swap, we. went to the mall, we were just like. exhausted and we like came back in and. obviously Alex, we love Alex. Yes. She. loves to watch movies. She loves to. spend time as the group. >> Mhm. >> When we got back to the house I was. like, I'm laying the [ __ ] down and I. want to go to sleep and read my Kindle. and not talk to anybody and get high as. [ __ ] in my room. And when we laid down I. had a feeling she was going to ask like,

"Does anyone want to watch movie?". [laughter]. And I was telling Adam I was like, "Lord, please be a firewall between me. and her [laughter] in this home. Lord, Lord, if you love me at all, nobody will. text, 'Does anyone want to watch movie. downstairs?' in the group chat and I can. just go to sleep in my room.". >> [laughter]. >> Cuz it really is that serious sometimes. >> Well, when you and Caleb went on. vacation with us once, Caleb was telling. me he's like, "Something I love about. how you guys You guys just don't give a. [ __ ] Like if we're like, 'I don't feel. like going out.' We're like, 'Cool. Everyone stay in their rooms.'".

That's like the best way to vacation I. think. It's like not being obligated to. do anything. >> Well, cuz it's being honest and it's so. refreshing. Like when we did Coachella. however many years ago, when we all went. back to the house and like we separated. >> [laughter]. >> We all were just literally scrolling. TikTok in our rooms. I was like, "THIS. IS AWESOME.". >> LIKE QUIET TIME. LIKE WE'RE LIKE, "EVERYONE NEEDS QUIET. I need to be. alone time. And then we come back. together for dinner. And then we go be. quiet. And then we go back in our rooms. It's really awesome. >> I know, when everyone's like 21 and.

they're like, let's drink, let's go out. No, ma'am. You guys have a good time. God be with you. I'm happy for you. Happy for you. Enjoy it. Honestly, live. it up. Live it up. Godspeed. >> But, that [ __ ]. Debbie Ryan audio on Tik Tok, have you. seen it? She's like, feels like a party. every day. >> [laughter]. >> Live it up. >> And then I said, let's make history. >> Oh, we're always This was one of our. things that we said a billion times on. tour last year. We kept going, got some.

blue going on. From that Selena Gomez. interview, do you remember? She's like, oh, I just put some blue in my hair for. the Teen Vogue party. That's exactly how. she says it. >> [laughter]. >> That's actually a verbatim quote. Honestly, if you look it up, I killed. >> I actually nailed that. >> I actually super nailed that. But, we. kept going, got some blue going on. Over. and over again. >> [laughter]. >> One of my stems like that is Trixie. doing funky jewelry. >> [laughter]. >> Like, some funky jewelry.

Stupid. I hate her. >> I hate her, too. >> [laughter]. >> When I text you, I called you after I. was in Trixie Glam. >> Uh-huh. >> I called you to show you how ugly it. was. Um, I literally was like, also get this. She was like, I have like I have a dress. you could probably wear. Tried it, fit. me perfectly. >> No, it pisses me off that you have that. >> Yeah, what I was like, why do your. dresses fit me? A little tight. >> I had the same experience. I filmed with. her like two or three years ago. Tried. on one of her dresses, she goes, wow, it. fits you great. YOU CAN KEEP IT.

>> [laughter]. >> IT FIT ME SO WELL, YOU WANT ME TO HAVE. IT? >> [laughter]. >> That's a man, by the way. >> THAT'S A MAN DRESS. >> THAT DRESS IS FOR BOYS. YOU KNOW THAT. >> DRESS. >> [laughter]. >> I DON'T KNOW. >> I WAS LIKE I TOLD YOU when when she put. the wig on me I WAS LIKE FISH. >> [laughter]. >> OH MY GOD FISH. SHE'S LIKE YOU'RE. literally a woman and we just laughed.

Yeah. And I was like well. I mean God forbid she feels the fantasy. >> No for real. >> God forbid I want to feel like a man. dressed as a woman. >> Exactly. >> God forbid. God forbid I'M FRESH. TILAPIA. >> [laughter]. >> UM get this. I was just at LAX as we. are. >> Mhm. >> And I'm headed up to the Delta lounge. It's like 2:00 p.m. And I'm like I'm. going to get me some old snacks before I. go, relax before my flight and who do I. see. >> [laughter]. >> but her bald ass head on the escalator.

in front of me. I go out loud, you've got TO BE KIDDING. >> [laughter]. >> IT ECHOES UP THE WALLS. YOU'VE GOT TO BE. [ __ ] kidding. And she goes, girl get. up here. And we go we sit together and. we're. >> [laughter]. >> Yes, we're done with these. Thank you. It was so funny cuz I'm like what are. you doing here? Leave me [laughter]. alone. But we kicked for a second. It was. really cute. >> That's fun. I never see anyone fun at. the airport. >> with a cohort.

>> I do. I have a small militia with me. every time I travel obviously. Well, that and that's nice obviously cuz I. have everyone with me. I'm trying to. think if I've ever seen anyone. I've sat near or next to Steven Yeun. MULTIPLE TIMES. >> I HAVE TOO. >> I'M GOING TO NEW YORK. >> Once I uh. to London. >> Yeah. Mine was to London. >> Ours was to New York. >> That's he's very nice. >> Yeah, I haven't even really talked to. him. >> Have you ever interviewed him? >> No, I haven't. >> Jeez. >> he seemed nice though. Like but I. remember distinctly when we got off the. plane at LAX there were like Walking.

Dead guys waiting outside the little. terminal thing to like have him sign. action figures. It's like they bought a. ticket to just come have him sign those. so they could sell them or whatever the. [ __ ]. >> they're going to be there? I don't know. These people scare me. >> But genuinely, how do you find that out? >> I know. Oh, also the last time I flew. home from New York, um, you know how like JFK, like the Delta. terminal especially, they have you like. stand in those lines when you're lining. up to board the plane. They're like, "Oh, everybody stand in the line.". There was someone like pushing through.

the crowd and people were getting pissed. off. And it was, um, it was [ __ ]. Offset. And he literally pushed through. the crowd, pushed past everyone. including me, and then he was like. forced to wait for a little bit cuz some. people were still getting scanned in. Then he finally got scanned in. Then. there was like three people behind him. All of them were carrying all of his. things. Like he was just running on the. plane like with his. food, like take out food. He was just. running onto the plane. Everybody else. was carrying everything. But they were I. felt really bad for the people on the. team, but he was like really rude just.

pushing past everyone. And I was like. God help me if I ever act like that. I. literally was like, "My mom would never. let me act like that." But honestly like. God help me. >> You know that Kevin Gates video? "God. murdered my children.". >> Why would you say that? >> "God murder my children right now if I'm. lying.". >> Why would you say that? >> Equivalent to that was like, "Nobody. None of you want to talk about 9/11? Oh, no one wants to talk about 9/11?". I was there for that. Did I tell you. that? >> That was at the [ __ ] Global Citizen. Fest in New York. >> I was there to see Rosalía cuz she was.

performing She had like a 6-minute long. performance. And I went just for that. cuz I got invited. And then Mariah. Carey's up there and she. "No one wants to talk about 9/11.". >> [laughter]. >> Everyone was like. What? Cuz it's IN NEW YORK. >> [laughter]. >> MY GOD. >> HELLO. HELLO. >> I feel like they talk about it there. more than anything. >> Yeah. >> Who is Offset? [laughter]. >> OFFSET. >> OFFSET. >> NOW IT'S MAKING SENSE. >> DID I EVER TELL you my Tyga story?

>> No. >> [laughter]. >> I don't think so. >> Would you like to hear? it? >> of course I would. >> [laughter]. >> I got invited to the Post Malone album. release before he was Maga. And it was [laughter]. >> This is pre-Maga. >> This is pre-Maga. It was the 12 karat toothache one, which. I was very excited about because Stoney, Hollywood's Bleeding, I loved those. albums. I got invited and I'm like, oh. my god. I'm so excited, saw some friends. there. They usher us into this building to do.

It's like a listening party and Amazon. is filming the whole thing. It's like. this immersive like, you know, there's. little places to sit and it's like red. lights and smoke everywhere. And we're waiting around for the [ __ ] to. start. And I'm sitting on this block. facing this way and there's another. block right there. where. it's facing that way. Tyga's sitting. there and I'm like There's Tyga. And I'm not necessarily impressed, but. I'm like, that's bro. >> Yeah. >> And I'm wearing red cowboy boots.

He's wearing these really nice like YSL. boots AND I'M HIGH. I'm so high. And I. came alone by the way. I just SHOWED UP. >> [laughter]. >> OF COURSE YOU DID. >> [gasps]. >> AND I'M SITTING THERE AND HE'S HE'S. SITTING THERE and I go Like your boots. SLAP THEM. >> [laughter]. >> I SLAP HIS YSL LIKE YOUR BOOTS. I go and. I got MINE ON. >> [laughter]. >> HE LOOKS AT ME. HE GOES. >> OKAY, TWIN. >> YEAH, YES, TWIN.

>> [laughter]. >> I go, yeah, I got mine on. HE GOES. LOOK SO. BAD. AND I GO. >> [laughter]. >> I'M LIKE, WHAT. >> [screaming]. >> OH GOD, I [ __ ] IT UP WITH TYGA. FOREVER. >> [ __ ] now we'll never be friends. >> What the [ __ ] Me, high, just like. trying to find fellowship. >> [laughter]. >> Seeking community. >> Seeking community with Tyga I guess. >> Oh, a [ __ ] can't seek community at the. Post Malone release party. All right. Guess it's illegal. >> Yeah, [laughter] I guess it's illegal. >> I'm trying to think if I've had I'm sure.

it will We both have to so many. celebrities. I'm sure like certain. parts. >> It's so rare that I that we actually. embarrass ourselves. >> No, never. If anything it's not even I. wouldn't even consider that. embarrassing. I feel like that's one of. those things where I call it getting too. silly. >> [laughter]. >> Like I just I got a little too silly. That part's on me. My bad. Like it I. also getting high and like being. like unexpectedly high in a situation. where like I obviously if I'm not. working working I'm like I'm going to be. high when I go. >> Exactly. It's fine. >> Like when I went to the Cowboy Carter.

>> Yes. >> I was like obviously I popped 50 mg. >> You were. >> right before I walked in. Right before I. walked in and I said this is going to. hit me at the perfect time. It's going. to be awesome. I walk in and I'm like. I'm starting to feel it. Like we took. all our pictures already. Like they they. took all the everything they needed as. far as I knew. So it's perfect. I go. inside and I'm like. >> [cheering]. >> right going to the chairs I'm like. feeling good and they're like Drew um so. happy you came. I'm like thank you so. much for having me and they're like do. you mind um can we do some social stuff.

with you? I go. oh like pictures and they're like no no. no like we wanted to interview you and I. go. and of course I'm like yeah, sure. I go. outside [ __ ] I thought you would have. thought they were to ask me to do. arithmetic. I really was like I had to. ask them four times. Can you repeat. that? I'm so sorry. Like I could not. understand. They were asking me about. money and like finances and I was like. this is the worst [laughter] time to ask. me that [ __ ] I literally was like and. Daison was standing out there and I was. like hmm that's a really good question.

>> What are the benefits of an S Corp. versus AN R CORP? >> [laughter]. >> AND THEN WHEN WE LEFT I TOLD DAISON I GO. was that so [ __ ] awful dude like and. she goes no I think you were fine and I. was like that doesn't give me any. confidence at all. >> feel any better. >> She was like no I think it was fine like. they were asking you like really. difficult questions about my finances. >> That's crazy. >> On the house of Beyonce. >> No. >> Don't do that to me. >> background that Beyoncé Virgo [ __ ].

>> [laughter]. >> I'm sorry. >> That literally happened to me too when I. went when I was hosting something for. Moana too. >> Oh my god. >> But that was an accident because I I. just had my pen and I hit it a little. too hard. But I didn't mean to. >> Okay. >> And then like I was coughing like I was. like I my mom was like let's go to the. bathroom. I'm like okay cool. And it's. like a two-stall bathroom downstairs. There's dancers down there. >> Okay. >> and my team. And so we go into the. bathroom and I was like eating the smoke. so I was like. Like you know that [ __ ] So I go in.

the in the Once I get in I close lock. the door I go. just let it out like a like a real fat. guy cough like I really like. >> [laughter]. >> Like just losing my [ __ ] mind in. there. Come out my eyes are bulging and. red. I come out my mom's like are you. okay? And I go yeah why? And she goes. you were coughing so loud. I'm all you. can hear me in. >> [laughter]. >> there? She's like Yeah it's wood it's not. metal. >> It's not soundproof. >> I was like oh [ __ ] So go upstairs and I.

was like sitting and I wasn't going to. go on for like 30 45 minutes. That's. when it starts to really setting in I. was like oh [ __ ] But I don't get the. scaries. >> On stage? >> Yeah I had to go on stage and host the. WHOLE HOUR. >> DRUNK. >> WELL HE WAS LIKE UH-OH. WHEN I'M sitting. there and I was like See my thing. doesn't give me the scaries. It makes me. too silly. So obviously this is like a a. Disney thing. Like it's like Moana. obviously so like and there's kids like. Not to bring it back to the beginning. but John Legend and his family were. there. They were there sitting front. row. >> Yeah. >> And their kids.

>> Hello again. >> And I was like I'm going to go up there. and make a titty joke. I can't be doing. that here. And so I literally told my mom at one. point I was like I feel like I have to. go outside and have the zoomies. >> [laughter]. >> I got to go to the lab. >> I HAVE TO GO ON ALL fours and run around. and like itch my butt on the carpet and. I'll [laughter] be okay. I got to go do something. >> [gasps]. >> I got to release this energy somehow. >> Yeah. then I just started I remember. Adam was sitting next to me. I just. started popping off jokes like insane. jokes to him and I was cracking him up.

cuz I was like I had to get it out of my. system. Like all this silly girl [ __ ] I. need to get it out get it out get it. out. I get it though. Like I don't think. I've ever had one. where I'm like over familiar Well, no. I've had quite a few where I've I've. been like a little over familiar and I. was like oop. Yeah, I pushed it a little. bit with that one. >> But you know what? >> It's fun. That's why they like us. >> Exactly. >> why they vibe with us. Like when Cynthia. was on I made a joke about her cuz she. was saying something I forget when she's. like training for stuff and I was like. man they keeping you up in a tower like. Rapunzel. And then she goes careful.

Cuz she's bald. >> [laughter]. >> Bald headed. >> That's funny. You're funny. >> [laughter]. >> Do you have any good jokes, queen? >> What? OKAY. >> YOU'RE FUNNY AS [ __ ] BRO. >> SHE'S CHILL. >> HEY, bro is like actually kind of chill. Why is bro low-key kind of chill? >> Bro can low-key get it. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, I have one last fun fact for you. Oh lord. It says, do you remember where. you were on July 30th, 2012? >> [laughter].

>> I will show you eventually. >> Okay, 2012. That's not when One. Direction was formed. It's not when One. Direction broke up. >> [laughter]. >> I'd like to see. >> You were at a Big TIME RUSH. YOU WERE on my Facebook. You were on my face I clearly I can see. that. And guess what? Who opened for Big. Time Rush other than Cody Simpson? And. how was that? >> Good. The swimmer. [snorts]. >> Miley Cyrus's ex-boyfriend. >> Miley Cyrus's ex-boyfriend, the. ex-Olympic athlete or I guess rejected. Olympic athlete. And did he open with.

the Dougie? Yeah, he did. >> To his own song or. >> Yeah. >> Or was it teach me how to Dougie? >> I think it was uh to his own song and he. hit the Dougie in such a Caucasian way. that and he had backup dancers doing it. with him and I remember being thinking. wow. >> [laughter]. >> Very impressed. >> If I were to watch that [ __ ] again. today, I'D BE LIKE, >> [screaming]. >> YEAH, BIG TIME RUSH, I WAS A KINDLE. GIRL. >> YOU WERE? >> Were you a BTR, a Rusher? >> We didn't really We didn't really latch. on to them. I do remember one distinct.

thing about their show, though, Big Time. Rush, that this was the only She My sister's. already laughing cuz like this is the. only joke we've ever laughed at from. that show. But it was like they threw. this like party. I forget. Like it was like they weren't. supposed to throw a party. And then they. were like oh, the cat it the the cat got. out or something like that. And then the. cat's arm goes up and it spray paints. something like bad on the wall. And then. they go, "He can spray paint?" We. thought that was the [ __ ] I thought that. was the funniest [ __ ] thing I had.

ever [ __ ] seen. >> Sure. >> We were just talking about this with. Carrie like like sister or like sibling. jokes. >> Yes. >> nobody finds funny. Like not one person. in the room is laughing. >> Had to be there. >> Except the two of us. Like she was. telling us some of hers with her sister. Do you have any with your siblings? >> Okay. >> From like shows and stuff? >> Yeah, video games, whatever. >> Yeah, there's one from a show from. Fairly Odd Parents. But it's like anytime we're like stuck. in a line, uh one of someone one of us will go, "Is.

this the ride?" And then the other one. has to go, "This is the ride." Or they. say, "When do we get to the ride?". That's what they say. "When do we get to. the ride?" And then someone else goes, "This is the ride.". >> funny. >> remember where that's from? >> No. >> It's from Fairly Odd Parents when. they're when they go to Escalator Land. And [laughter] all the rides are just. escalators. So they're waiting on an. escalator. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> And then one of them goes, "When do we. get to the ride?" And then they go, "This is the ride." Anytime we're. waiting in a line that's longer than 10.

people, we're like Someone has to say. it, the other one has to respond. And. when we told Carrie, she goes, "I'm. pissed off that I know where it's from. cuz I I've heard you guys say that a. million times and I don't [laughter]. know where that's from. Is that a reference to something? Just. tell me. >> Yeah. It really is the stupidest [ __ ] where. it's like [laughter]. >> Do you ever like when you're explaining. it you kind of run out of steam cuz. you're like this isn't funny. >> Yeah, to the group cuz they're like. what's so funny? And then you're like. it's not that When I say it out loud. it's not funny. >> Exactly. >> Here's another one we have. Which one,

which one? Do you know where that's from? >> No. >> That's from Emperor's New Groove. When [laughter] she when she knocks all. the vials off and then they're like. looking and she goes ooh, which could it. be? And she goes which one, which one? >> [laughter]. >> So anytime we're like digging through. stuff we go which one, WHICH ONE? >> WE HAVE ONE, YOU KNOW, Just Friends. >> Yes. >> The movie. >> Of course. >> Uh me and my sister do Be yourself. >> [laughter]. >> You know when she's like the mom is. handing him back all of his snow globe. she goes his snow globe collection.

>> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> And she goes just be yourself, honey. Be. yourself. She starts singing and he's like. >> Yeah, after she leaves he goes I don't. want TO BE MYSELF. >> [laughter]. >> I DON'T WANT TO BE MYSELF. >> HILARIOUS. Not funny to anyone else. >> No, from that movie too we also do when. she's when he's putting all the oil on. her back and she goes more, more. Enough, enough. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, we're like more, more. Enough, enough. We made that joke once in a. restaurant where someone was like doing.

black pepper. >> [laughter]. >> They just started saying when enough, ENOUGH. AND THEN THAT'S WHAT I GO I'M SORRY THAT. WASN'T TO YOU. That was. I was trying to make my sister laugh. My. bad. >> joke. >> Sorry about that. >> [laughter]. >> My sister does the Roblox. very well. >> Yeah. >> I can't do it right. >> [laughter]. >> Do you ever play on like a keyboard as a. kid? >> Yeah. >> LIKE HEW HEW HEW. >> [laughter]. >> GIRL, GIRL, GIRL, GIRL.

SO. >> [laughter]. >> BUT she does the Roblox ones really. well. Whenever we like bump into each. other accidentally, we're like, "Oh, sorry.". >> Or she'll [laughter] say. >> It's fine. >> I miss her. >> Oh, I love I miss your sister, too. How's she doing? How's your whole family. doing? >> They're doing great. Yeah. Yeah, Sierra's a graduate now. >> So. >> Oh, YEAH. >> UNEMPLOYED. >> [laughter]. >> LIVING AT HOME. >> BIG UNEMPLOYED. >> SUCKS. My parents are torturing her cuz. they want her out of the house. >> Yeah.

>> She's like It's just a whole thing. But. I mean, the job market's horrible right. now, so. >> No [ __ ] I was going to say. But. thankfully, you and I are gainfully. employed. >> For how much longer, who knows? [laughter]. >> We're going to ride it till the wheels. fall off, unfortunately. We've committed. to the bit. >> 100%. >> Well, do you have anything else you'd. like to promote? >> Well, I do have a question. What are you. going to be for Halloween? >> I'm in between costumes right now. Do. you have any ideas? >> I want to be Fairy Godmother from Shrek. >> That's a great idea. Are you going to do. the red dress or the blue one?

>> The red one, probably. >> You should put the sexy red one on. >> Yeah, I just The wig is so specific. I. need to like figure it out. >> That would look so nice. And it's like. that light purple. >> Exactly. With the And it's glittery. >> Sparkles. >> Oh, yeah. That's T. I have been running a very unsuccessful. campaign to get Dason to join me me and. Carrie, too, to be the Saja Boys for the. Halloween party we're going to from. K-pop Demon Hunters. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> You should watch it. It's fun. >> I've heard the soundtrack is fantastic. >> fun watch. And it's real short, too. But.

like, I've been trying to convince them. I don't even really [ __ ] with the movie. like that, but I just think it's so. funny. to be the Saja Boys. Like, that would be. so funny. >> Sure. >> And I was like, and okay, clearly nobody. wants to win the costume contest cuz. nobody wants to be the Saja Boys with. me. So I am running I am running other. potentials right now. >> Okay. You're lobbying right now. >> Yeah. Right now, I'm running campaigns, multiple. I I did have I wanted to be. Hela. from. Ragnarok. Like I wanted to be her cuz. she's [ __ ] and she has like a [ __ ]. little wet hair look and then.

>> That would be gag. >> Yeah, and then I was like, should I make. Billy Thor? And then I looked it up and. I'm like, they're half siblings. I mean, I did do the Hulks and they said. they were cousins and I was like, well, they're also not real, so let's go based. off that. >> [laughter]. >> And I like I was thinking Hela, but I. was like, hmm, that might be a little too hard. >> Mhm. >> Last year though, like we were out of. town for the Halloween party we go to. every year, but we've won the costume. contest a couple years in a row. And so last year we had like we were. literally going to be the brothers from. Iron Claw, like me, [laughter]. me, Jason, and Donovan. And then we were.

going to make Billy the announcer and. then we were going to have him announce. us and like play the song. What's the. song? It's Thunder Is it That's not. Thunderstruck, but it is some [ __ ]. like that. >> Thunderstruck. >> Yeah, like and it's like we were going. to have and I was going to get chest. plates and all that [ __ ] [screaming] and. like do the little mullet. >> ass cut. >> Yeah, [laughter] the little 80s mullets. >> It's never too late. >> I mean, Jason was like, let's do Iron. Claw and I'm like, no, it's so dead now. >> It's true, it's true. >> Yeah, I was telling Jason to be that. little old lady from Weapons. >> I haven't seen Weapons. Also, they're so.

topical. >> Yeah. >> I go for more like Kris Jenner. >> [laughter]. >> I thought you were going to say. Christian. >> I go for more Christian costumes. >> costume, one that honors God. >> Exactly. >> that. I I'm I'm happy for you about. that. >> Thank you so much. >> Well, whatever we end up being, I'm sure. it'll be fun. >> I agree. >> I mean, this is probably our best. costume yet. >> We're never going to top this. >> I was going to say. >> And shout out to Drew and Carrie for. this idea because wow. >> Yes! And it works obviously, we're both. wicked girls, too. >> Very much.

>> And we're both trying to talk to Ariana. Grande, cuz obviously I've talked to. Cynthia already. Love her. >> Yeah, when you have Ariana on, you let. me know cuz I'm going to sit right over. there in the peanut gallery. >> [laughter]. >> And I'm going to laugh loud as [ __ ]. >> I've been calling her my white whale. I'm like, she's my white whale. She. avoid She's been so elusive to me, but I. will get her eventually. >> I DID A MOBY DICK JOKE. >> YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> NO ONE GETS IT. YOU ARE THE only one who. gets me. >> They don't appreciate you, girl. >> And you know what? For real, I'm going.

to say one more thing, a one last. tangent, cuz it is relevant to you. You'll You'll get You'll match my freak. on this. I realized the other day when I. was talking to Billy, obviously high, I. was telling him I used to have a very. like weird hyperfixation on most things, like historical events in time or. periods of time, and my very first one. was the Titanic. >> Oh, well, duh. >> was so hyperfixated on it that like for. my birthday my mom was getting me books. on the Titanic because I was like, "Need. to study up. Need to study up.". >> I need to know what happened here. >> Yeah, that's why I became obsessed with.

King George III, my favorite king, because I was like I became so obsessed. Get And that reminds me of where I was. going with this was one time I made a. Habsburg jaw joke, and the only person. who got it was Britney. >> 100%. >> [laughter]. >> 100%. >> It's giving Habsburg jaw. >> And that's the meanest thing you could. ever say. >> Wow. And you laughed because you got it. I. guess is my point. >> I love you, queen. >> Love you. >> [laughter]. >> All right.

>> We're doing this. >> Bye, broken nail. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, your boy nail. >> My boy nail. >> Your one boy nail. >> All right, guys. >> well, here. >> Fly in my broom, please. >> Thank you because I knew you. >> [laughter]. >> Because. >> Dude, wait, can I say something again? >> you would. >> That video that you put in your close. friends, I won't say what you put, but. the video that was of J. Lo when she was. singing for Kiss of the Spider Woman. >> [laughter]. >> I'm I told Adam this in earnest, the way.

she's singing in that, I'm so dead ass. like that's what I would sound like if I. spent millions of dollars on voice. lessons. >> [laughter]. >> And people think I'm playing around. >> That's the max it could possibly be. >> as good And I literally saw a comment. this girl made the funniest video about. it. Like she was like, "I'm obsessed. with her cuz you can't tell that [ __ ]. shit.". >> about to say, the thing about J. Lo was. she thinks she killed that [ __ ]. >> Yeah, and and she's the only person who. needs to know she didn't. Exactly. >> And I And I made that joke with Caleb. the first time I ever had him on the. show. I was like, I'm obsessed with her. cuz like I know why people hate you. >> Yeah. >> Like validly don't like you. But you're.

the only person who needs that info. And. if you don't tell it, what am I supposed. to do? >> Exactly. >> And I was like, she's honestly hilarious. for that. Like she's so funny and so. real. Like she's like, "Nobody wants. this movie, I'll pay for it.". >> Exactly. >> "NOBODY THINKS I CAN SING, you're. wrong." Like if I told her like, "Well, you sang bad." She'd be like, "That's. not true." Okay, well objectively that's. not true. And how do I compete with. that? >> [laughter]. >> I can't. Like I literally [ __ ] But I. told them I was like, "The way she. sounds so aggressively mid in her. singing voice, that's me.". >> Yeah. >> If I really did take singing seriously, like I fear. Because you know if I could.

sing like you, if I could sing like you, I would have put out two EPs by now. >> [laughter]. >> I would have put out two EPs. I would. have gone on like a little tour. >> be here, I'd be on tour. >> Yeah, I'd be on tour. I'd be putting in. that work. >> I'd be Lollapalooza now. >> [laughter]. >> I would have beat Chappell's crowd at. Lollapalooza. I would have done 70,000. people. >> Exactly. >> Oh, also have to say before we come off. that Britney brought me a gift today. that she got me a while ago. It's. literally a charm for my. my geek bar. Just kidding. >> [laughter]. >> For my my weed pen. >> Isn't it cute? >> Isn't it so cute? And I put her a little.

hat on. >> I love it. >> has a ponytail. >> Wow. >> Like me. >> She's got a piece. [laughter]. A unit. >> She went to Turkey. >> SHE WHAT? ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE HAVE TO. >> [laughter]. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GOING TO DO IT. FOR this episode. Our final spooky. episode of The Comment Section starring. obviously my sister, my cry my my. Christ, my blood in Christ, obviously. >> in Christ, my twin. >> My brother in Christ, my twin, forever. Britney Broski. Uh for I don't know who the [ __ ] would. not know who you are, but just in case.

they don't, where can everybody find. you? >> For all the losers watching for the. first time, I have a show called Royal Court. This. hoe's been on it. I also have a podcast. where I talk to myself. It's four walls. I have no producer. It's just me. I hit. record, record. "Hey, what's up, you. guys?" And I talk to myself. >> [laughter]. >> So, come join us over there. I'm also. just anywhere. Just find me girl. I. don't know. >> Yeah, honestly when Brittany films all. those episodes alone, when I'm watching. you do that, I'm literally Shane Dawson. in that clip of him and Jeffree Star.

when he's going, "Woah. Woah. Oh my. god." when he's moving the shadows. around. >> I JUST REFERENCED THIS EARLIER TODAY. I. WAS TALKING ABOUT MY TRIXIE PALETTE. [laughter] AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT WAS ME. AND TRIXIE IN THE STUDIO LIKE, OH MY. GOD. OH MY GOD. YOU'RE A MACHINE.". >> [laughter]. [gasps]. >> ME WATCHING YOU FILM THE BRO'S KEEPER. VIDEOS. >> me like, "I RETAIN YOUR JOKES.". >> [laughter]. >> ANYWAY. >> ANYWAYS, what the hell were we talking. about? Thank you to my sister Brittany. Broski for coming in the stu again for. the third time. Hopefully the last and.

we'll see you next time. Bye. >> Happy Halloween. >> [laughter].