Why Sona’s Mom Buried A Baby Doll In Her Backyard | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend podcast that gives much more. than it ever takes don't know what that. means just set it what do you mean I put. no thought into these introductions Sona. nice to see you nice to see you your leg. is get going a little fast today I know. are you nervous about something yeah I'm. really scared to be here I don't know. you might be nervous your leg is going. like a jackam can I be I think I have. too much chocolate before we recorded. and I really think it's like sugar is is. pumping through my we all had a. different place at this round table that.

I grew up at in our kitchen and my. mother my seat was next to my mother my. mother was to my right so I was on her. left and I'm a I have a jiggly leg Yeah. restless leg restless leg and it goes. like a jackhammer and my mother used to. just grab it like a vice and squeeze it. and go don't do that people will think. something's wrong with you oh no yes and. so we cleared that up no one's ever. thought something's wrong with me that's.

what it was yeah it was that one thing. yeah she didn't tell me don't make. 900,000 hours of crazy up content. and put it all over the. Internet kept that leg still maybe if. the leg was going I'd be perfectly. normal maybe you should get a full leg. cast like a cast iron cast on your leg. or then your whole body would start go. fake legs so that my torso goes through. my torso is there but then I just have. fake and then I could like add calf.

muscles make them more attractive where. are your legs where your normal legs how. do you get around I don't know have them. removed oh it's not like they're hidden. I should have had them hidden and I. don't know why I went to removed was so. extreme question that that's a bad idea. I don't know I'm just I'm going ahead. with it anyway so this is always yes. I've always had a restless leg and I. don't know why I called you out on yours. because you really don't you're calm. most I'm usually chill what about you. gorle do you have any ticks like that or. any legs actual restless legs condition.

at night when you get those horrible. restless legs I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is either it's. like a syndrome it's a thing where you. you get like pin pins and needles and. you can't sleep and your legs feel crazy. oh that sounds serious are you okay I. probably not well you should get checked. out I have there's nothing can be done. about it it's neurological they don't. know what causes it I didn't mean to. bring down lay down your legs have pins. and needles yeah or they feel like. they're like half asleep but you got to.

move them even though that doesn't. really help okay I'm going to ask our. listeners if there is a doctor listening. or someone who knows about this. condition could you please contact us. because you might there might be. something going on here how do they. contact us uh I'm sure will tell us. there a phone number that they can leave. a voicemail on I spoke to my doctor I. love I love that we're a podcast that. has a phone number there's a phone. number. 1555 wrigly 22.

um you've spoken to a doctor I have yeah. was it a good doctor or like some sort. of kooky doctor that you might have it. was a wish doctor I thought so no it was. it was my doctor my general practitioner. everything's fine don't don't it's no. one should have any concern I you're. kept awake at night by pins and needles. feelings in your legs don't go away. that's interesting I don't know what. that is what if it just turns out you. guys have termites oh it's just an. infestation yeah you're really being. eaten alive as you lay in bed at least.

there be a solution I'd take it I uh. yeah I have an I have an itchy uh back. like my right shoulder blade and. recently uh my dermatologist said. there's absolutely nothing there and. it's just neurological it's an itch that. isn't there it's a phantom itch oh my. god do you have a back scratcher uh we. did have one then he what's that yeah. fired I found it it's illegal to pay a. man that little to scratch your back.

back uh the Better Business Bureau got. involved no I I think my wife found one. and then it went it disappeared and now. I swear to God we'll be watching TV at. night and I'll Stand Up get off the. couch go over to the wall find a corner. and I'll I'm like a bear in the woods I. start raking my back across the edge of. a doorway who because and I'm told it's. quite common it's something that happens. it's neurological it's not real but it. feels real to me we're up yeah.

yeah well this is why we've been driven. to this this gig I think you both have. things that like are really not. diagnosable they're just neurological. yeah that's that's weird well I don't. know you might have stuff too you just I. don't think do you go to a doctor and. stuff what do you mean I don't know you. you're you have I know that your parents. are very old school yes they are old. school and you tell me all the time that. your father grew up in a village right. and uh that so I don't know if you grew.

up I mean did they I don't know what. happened did they what did you grow up. in a small village you know what we. weren't as dependent on doctors as a lot. of people are but maybe that's a good. thing sure but I also I don't think I. have anything with my body that's like a. neurological thing I mean I feel like. you guys like that should be more. concerning but you're both like H. whatever when you say it's not a bad. thing that you never went to the doctor. as a child yeah you're I said we didn't. rely on doctors as as a lot of people.

you said dependent and that's not a bad. thing yeah yeah it's not it's the first. time I met your dad I noticed that he. has a pipe going through his head and I. said what about that pipe and he went oh. it'll it'll go away on its own he said. this this uh truck ahead of me dropped. this off on the highway went through my. head. 1969 but it'll be okay how do you pick. on my dad so I love your dad I know he's. got the best mustache I've ever seen my. dad's the best what would their remedy. be for his neurological Phantom.

yeah what would your mom say to do cuz I. do trust she has some old like folk. remedies she does have she's very much. in the old sort of like Voodoo thing. like when we wanted to have babies I. think I told you she like buried a baby. under a bush not a real baby not a real. baby s like she should have just given. you the baby a minute a minute you the. baby wait a minute a doll a baby doll. guess what it it works can I say. something you've got to say that you've. got to say that was so upsetting he did. bury the lead so upsetting we really.

wanted a baby so she buried a baby in. the backyard what a what a Monster yeah. no was a bush it was a baby doll it was. a doll she buried a doll under a bush. was it one of is it a talking doll no. once we had the boys she was like uh. this it's done it worked can I say. something I was by your house remember. the last time and I was walking around. the backyard and I stepped on what I a. loose piece of grass and I heard. mama mama that baby's still alive no. it's a talking baby where is this baby.

so somewhere there's just a dirt crusted. baby sitting in your mom's house or what. yeah probably hundreds of. them. God for every day that Sona was married. for every day Sona was married she would. do. it 900 plastic baby dolls were stolen. yesterday from a Walmart plus a. shovel if police find either one please. report oh man so uh yeah but I don't. know I mean they would I think I really.

think you two need to figure out why. these things are happening to your. bodies I think we should talk to your. mom yeah I I think my mom could fix it. we have her in yeah your mother uh. because I've noticed in the past when I. have not felt well you have told me oh. here's what my mom would do and it's it. sounds pretty cool like your mom has. good I'm I'm I'm saying this it sounds. like she has really good remedies for. some things the burying the plastic baby. that there there's a few missteps but. for the most part she's been been pretty. like my brother and I are are are pretty.

healthy people like we don't you know we. don't we've been we've we're okay we're. alive yeah you don't sound convincing. yeah we're all alive okay Mr needle legs. and weird itch on my back Phantom itch. Phantom restless legs thank you very. much restless leg you two are up. and you're getting mad at me cuz of the. way I'm dealing with my body sh got mad. at you you come from a very judgy place. I don't think so yes you are you're.

coming from a very Jud whole thing. started with you going you guys need to. get that checked out yeah you. went from telling us you got to get that. checked out too my mother buried. a baby in the. backyard that we're allowed to judge by. the way by the way that some judgment is. in order I oh it works I have two. sentencing how do you think my two. children happened you think that just. happened I have a. theory did she bury two.

gu she just wanted children of some I. don't think it matters how many you bu. how does this work if you're like I. really want a turkey sandwich do you. just bury a turkey sandwich oh my God no. you just go get a turkey sandwich Matt. that's how it works okay now you have to. bury that sandwich then hope another. sandwich comes and then when that. sandwich doesn't come you have to buy. that sandwich and bury it you die of. starvation with 900 turkey sandwiches. buried underneath the ground go go rub. your back on the. wall go rub your go rub your back I love.

that put down go rub your you know what. true story my mother if she was losing. an argument to one of my sisters and I. swear to God I was there for this she. said ah go wash your. face I heard this in like. 1970 my sister one of my sisters was. going like no but Mom I she was oh go. wash your face go wash your face there's. a Shakespearean one that's go taste your. legs which means like use your legs run. away go away oh oh I see make use of. your legs I like go wash your face I. like I'm going to use goh face I'm going.

to use that on Liza next time she's. talking next time she's saying you know. who how dare you smash all the dishes in. the kitchen which I do occasionally it's. sort of like a Zorba the Greek thing you. know like Yay zor good luck yeah and. then uh she'll I'm going to and she gets. mad at me I'm G to go I go wash your. face I'm going to try it and see how it. works no I don't want you to say to. Eliza but I want to definitely say it to. someone go bury a baby go bury the baby. okay uh dark very dark it is dark you. got to. say plastic baby or baby doll which is.

not what you did I know I should have. said that well your own fault. anyway.