Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Roasts Conan | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

yes uh hello my name is Triumph the. insult comic dog and I'm very proud to. be Mark Marin's. friend very proud indeed how have you. been you look good I'm feeling erotic. I've been feeling a little neurotic. lately are we good we're good are we. good that's your sketch phrase I love. the. guy no wait a minute you're not Mark Mar. uh no no no I'm not I'm not I'm my name.

is Conan con yes yes the guy I carried. on my back for how many. years was at least 10 it was a decade it. was about 10 it was about 10 yeah yeah I. peaked around 2009 uh let me see here. okay let me CH change my six oh come on. give me nine at least give me. n okay 2009 if you average between six. and the wiener Circle sketch it comes. out comes out to 2009 very nice okay.

starting over my name is Triumph the. insult comic dog and I'm proud to be. Conan O'Brien's friend and like most of. his friends I'm not real. P you see because everybody pretend no. Conan honestly I'm one of those people I. am one of those people who gets to I've. I've been around I've known this guy for. years I'm one of those people who gets. to proudly say that I knew you at the. very beginning and here I am at what is.

clearly the. end no it's great no you got the Pod and. now look at you you're on satellite. radio satellite radio the wave of the. past Serious. XM The Abandoned Mall of the. entertainment. industry.

no it all makes total sense it's like. that old saying why get your milk for. free when you could rent the cow for. 2199 a month serious subscription yes no. no I kid I kid I kid I I really do K you. kid now Conan O'Brien needs a friend. what a great title I just have to ask. why start the show now instead of in. middle school when it could have made a. difference imagine having friends back. then I know imagine what it would have.

no I do love the new show I love you. know the banther and the way you've. managed I am so impressed the way you've. managed to abuse your staff in a very. kind of uh way that the audience thinks. is ironic is just very impressive so. impressive no listen folks he's a. complicated man complicated man the. comedian with a dark side you know. you're like piai the clown and that's. just for how much makeup you have. on.

seriously this guy Conan's in the makeup. chair longer than Jim Cary is the. Grinch no I can't I can't you haven't. aged you've grown you've evolved yes you. know back when Conan started guys he. would nervously talk over all his guests. but here it is 30 years later and now he. talks over them with total. confidence I love this man I love this. man Conan gave me a career he gave me a.

career back then he helped me grow up he. also helped me through some very hard. times like when I walked in on him naked. in his dressing. room God oh. God red. [Music]. pubes Co like copper well what close. enough yeah it's like staring into the. face of Raggedy Andy.

anyway on a happier note. Sona everyone loves Sona the pride of. little Armenia you know you know I think. I might be part Armenian or Pomeranian. either way I have a hairy. back I that's a stereotype terrible that. is an unfair stereotype not all. Armenians have hairy backs there's. Armenian toddlers up to 6 months.

no hair let's be honest though let's be. honest though all of us all of us o. Conan so much Conan made me a star Conan. made Sona a star and Conan made Matt. somewhat recognizable in the Glendale. Public. Library seriously he can't walk into. that Library without at least one person. wondering where they know him. from all right honestly honestly that no. offense.

love everyone in this room even the. gray-haired guy in the. back you're all I I I I'm so honored to. be here and so honored to be on this. incredible. podcast for me to. [Applause]. PO oh. wow I have to. say this this is going to be a shock to. people but I don't think I've seen you.

whenever we've done times we've done it. all the times we've done it I look at. the puppet and what I see is the top of. your curly hair from the very beginning. I would I wouldn't see you so to see you. it was even the same with the clutch. caros I wouldn't see you I would see. just the lips but right now watching. you was kind of like uh Revelation to me. and also seeing what how much I enjoy it. or well how much you well I always knew. how much enjoyed it but from the.

giggling from the incessant giggling yes. because uh just that's crazy to me that. I haven't seen you that is so weird yeah. that is fun I'm always everybody else. has now Triumph please you know but to. see you do it I'm always behind you yeah. it kind of was like there's no Santa. Claus. now you've ruined it for the. children.