Tiffany Haddish Is Concerned About Conan’s Dry Skin | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hi my name is Tiffany hadish and I feel. exuberate about being Conan O'Brian's. friend I feel exuberate now too but I. you have a problem with my skin you. walked in like first of all first of all. I I don't have a problem with your skin. okay I love your skin color you are. multicolored okay it's beautiful. beautiful colors you are you are the. color of every human on this. planet okay you got all the colors I'm.

just concerned about how dry your skin. is it has the it looks like I could. scratch the side of your hand and skin. would just flake off yeah and that tells. me you don't have lotion in your. bathroom no we don't have lotion you. need moisturizer my wife moisturizes all. the time and I won't do it it's just not. in my nature to moisturize I have got. the driest I've got like chicken claws. right here when tou her it feels like. just a cat's tongue all over her. body it does Tiffany Tiffany it's been.

so. long that I can't remember no she keeps. me away because every now and then I'm. feeling a little Randy and I'm like hey. Liza and I put up these Claws and it's. over right will not get don't touch me. yeah don't touch me see you do you put. the soap right there next to this faucet. and right next to that soap there should. be some hand lotion so you wash your. hands can we get on this pleas and a. little bit of hand lotion and then that. way you'll be moisturized and she'll. want you to touch her okay I to do I was.

going to say TI a lot more there are. other barriers all these multicolors of. skin that you have you need to preserve. it as best as possible are the United. Colors you are every human bro you know. what's so funny we did a travel show and. uh I went to Haiti remember this I went. to Haiti and uh all these beautiful. children in Haiti and afterwards it. would have been like about I don't know. 10 11 and I was wearing a short sleeve. shirt and afterwards they gather around.

and they're all looking at my arm all. the freckles mhm and they were looking. at me and they looked up at me like are. you going to be. okay they probably were amazed like he's. a kaleidoscope of colors he's everything. he's so many things how are you by the. way I'm pretty damn good I'm really. happy yeah you look beautiful thank you. I washed today and moisturized and put. on some paint uhh I painted myself for. you today well I did not moisturize as.

you can tell yeah I try to be cute for. you man you're my friend oh thank you so. much even though you don't call me or. come to any of my vents or and I don't. have your phone number but it's cool. well I I do call your not me your people. told me to stop calling you haven't call. me though oh well you're hard to get to. but I I thought I gave you my number the. last time I saw you I don't think you. did you did not you did not give me. digits cuz I always text with people. that give me digits and you did not give. me digits and I think you started to and. then you saw saw a pile of dry skin.

around my feet and then you it was 555. 555 5555 first of all I want to uh. congratulate you on your book I curse. you with joy how long have you working. on this book for I've been working on. the book for about. well I mean it's your life it's your. life I've been working on it for 44. years uh but consider like actually. working on the book actively working on. it it's been three years yeah yeah it's. been three years you.

um some people write a book and you. think okay some stuff's happened in. their life you write a book and I feel. like everything's happened in your life. no not everything I haven't like money. hasn't been like dropped upon me like. raining okay well that's hundreds of. dollars just raining on me and I'm just. like I having like swam like Scrooge. McDuck and. coin Haven okay that's coming that's. coming but I love that you said I want. to be bathed in hundreds of dollars you.

got to aim higher than hundreds of doar. I mean we could do that today hundreds. like yeah go out get. $300 in $1 bills make it rain Make It. Rain but um I mean there's obviously. some dark stuff there's so much funny. stuff in your book and uh just the fact. it really is a testament to like you're. here you are so funny and it's it's kind. of kind of a gift that you're letting.

people see how you got to this point. yeah well you know I feel like there's. no manual on how to be a star right. which I wish there was like a proper. etiquette on how to do interviews proper. etiquette on how to behave at award. shows or how to behave at this thing or. that event like there's no no like rule. book so it's like okay I'm just going to. be me and this is my way of saying like. these are the ups and downs of what I've. experienced and I've learned some. valuable lessons and uh some of them. were hard hard but here's the funny in.

it like here's the joy in it you Prov. this thing that I've always thought. about which is if you have a certain. ability it's going to hit you one way or. the other no matter what you're immersed. in I didn't know that you were a. Jehovah's Witness I wasn't baptized I. wasn't but I was I was around it you. were arounded I wasn't inducted I didn't. have like a a blood card or nothing but. definitely well there someone with a. blood card I can tell you uh but you had. the you have a blood card no I don't I. stole it uh I get a lot of blood cards I.

just take them but but you were around. it and there's a performance aspect to. being a Jehovah's Witness right and that. you were doing that and thinking I like. this part of it right yeah and then you. started to say oh there's another way to. do this there's another application it's. called comedy clubs yeah yeah I mean and. so the nickel drops for you there you. took that experience and said wait a. minute I really love this part of it it. so you knew from a fairly early age I.

like being in front of people I love. being in front of people I love making. them laugh I love sharing information. that you it could be true it could not. be true I'm not sure but you know. they're enjoying it like bringing people. Joy is like my favorite thing in the. world even like if I'm walking down the. street and I see somebody coming you. know you see them and they like got that. sour face and they look like they're. having the most horrible day out smile. at them like super big and they're like. uh they they kind of like smirk back and. then it's so funny cuz you can hear them. like 10 later like was that Tiffany.

hadish that's really nice and then like. change their mood you know I just I love. being able to do that in a positive way. that's really I mean I I smile like that. at strangers and they get creeped. out always have you're a giant so I know.