Talking To Flula Borg Makes Conan “More Stupid” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

okay so I'm getting this uh image of. your life but you're also very. enterprising you've been in movies uh. you've been in television uh you're. always on the go you're always flula is. slowly but surely taking over the world. yes well as a German that's illegal and. I would never admit to this I taking. what I meant I didn't mean to imply. anything I'm saying you are invading you. are yeah you are invading media with. your you you are uh I'm I'm subtly. Gathering stamps on my passport fully. legally and with everyone's consent you.

are Blitz cing Hollywood with your. talent nope I am just very subtly. showing up with a cake and a smile a. massive air show of tal no no no no you. are daintily prancing. around now I had the pleasure of going. to Berlin with you remember when we were. in Berlin together I remember this yes. and this was fascinating for me because. I got to see you in your home. environment and I noticed that a lot of. the German people are very comfortable. with nudity oh very much and you seemed. very comfortable with nudity too I'm.

also German so I am part of this V. diagram you have just described now I as. for example not comfortable with my. nudity at any time you did not enjoy. having your penis Exposed on the beach. no no I wear a full-on uh Formal Tuxedo. when I take a shower but you you on the. other hand um I noticed very comfortable. with it have you tried that here in the. states and and what's the reaction Ben. oh exposing my genitalia in just walking. yeah I don't mean just genitalia but I. mean letting your body be free of all.

clothing have you been nude in America. and how has that gone over for you it. has gone in awkward ways I try to have. you seen the show Austin Powers and the. murder mystery man or I don't know the. name International murder international. Man of Mystery yeah in the beginnings it. is the credits he's always like turning. around oh maybe we will see his pee PE. but no it's a broccoli and then he turns. around and he's like what is that oh. it's a it's an M1 Abrams tank or. something and so this is how I try to. present it to myself in America because. I know everyone is terrified of nudity.

here okay well I don't know if they're. terrified of it but it can be. inappropriate quickly I'm told you. bordered an American Airlines flight. completely nude that's the kind of thing. that's not cool I was wearing flip-flops. so. okay so that's inacurate okay well the. the news accounts I read did not mention. the flipflops well you didn't read deep. enough or they are terrible reporters. okay well this was the New York Times. And The Wall Street Journal these are. fine papers Nicholas Kristoff okay yeah. okay he apparently was sitting in the. row opposite you yeah well we are no.

longer on speaking terms. so you were friends until you boarded. his until I just heard this news of my. flip-flops being omitted um so uh in. general you're doing well life is good. oh I absolutely terrible Conan um why. well the world is on fire people always. say that really mathematically no one. that is now alive will be alive in 222. years oh my God I didn't realize that. now just think about this I made all. these plans I know so now you have to. execute those plans immediately do it. all tomorrow you know don't wait what.

they say wait tomorrow and it's too late. for today to make it so you should have. it you should do it. now I can't believe that hasn't been a. poster I think Benjamin Franklin no yeah. Benjamin Franklin as he was stroking out. said that don't put to tomorrow what. today can be done the other day you if. you go forward another day and then. please relight my stove and there's some. lightning there's a storm coming someone. put tie a key to a tie a key and make me.

an omelet let me ask you something how. familiar are you with American history. are you are you do you consider yourself. I mean you've come to this country we. welcome you with open arms as America. does um sometimes but do you consider. yourself uh an American citizen now do. you think you're comfortable in these. ways I am very confused every time about. everything but I'm also very excited I. love to learn I'm like a spou you can. just dump things into me col you don't. dump things into a sponge a sponge sort. of goes over the it's it's an inaccurate.

metaphor yeah and you added a u to the. spou just now I'm sorry go oh see Jesus. I took your you and added it to spou so. I'm Gorly again okay it's gorle and spou. all right okay so a wonderful tag team. detective show yeah they took the U from. gor and added it to sponge so it's Gorly. and spou better. than you uh whenever I'm done speaking. to you I'm very stupid at the end also. also and you don't so you don't get. smart.

I'm speaking to myself never no no to me. when I'm done speaking to you I'm very. dumb always I'm going to go home I'll. probably have to be driven home because. I'm not safe to drive after speaking to. you CU I'm so stupid yes I I get it so. uh con when other people speak to me. it's like you know people like oh you. should have your teapot open and ready. to receive more tea but I have the top. the top is on what so if you put I don't. understand at all imagine a submarine. yeah how do we get to a submarine. imagine how many liquids and Waters and. airs enter a sub submarine that is my.

brain when we speak okay very good I'm. going to change the topic okay to the. topic I was trying to talk about which. is you and America what about this. country confuses you uh a lot of there. there's much driving not much do you. have a burp is that a fart I just burped. oh okay I just quietly burped I'm. drinking a lot of water and I just. burped into the little microphone but. you also leaned up a bit so I didn't I. wanted you to I wanted you to see that I. was burping but the so that was purely. burped that was not a toot burp I can't. do the both at the same.

I me thatd be in the almanac if I could. do that it's a flurp yes what's that a. FL and a blurp okay now I'm so stupid my. heart's not beating you've just taken me. down to Baseline activities that are uh. that are run by the cortex are gone yes. you're in the seventh level of the. Titanic you're just shoveling that coal. but no no Cuisines are being cooked you. uh do you like America it is very. enjoyable to me I feel very lucky I have. received a career thanks uh to you and. also other Americans who have have. employed me so feel D and thank you.

Conan uh Christopher is it correct. O'Brien Conan Christopher obrien very. good that is my name Googled you yes oh. you have yes yeah you are a comedian and. also a. host a host yeah do you also say ghost. yeah ghost ghost and host ghost yeah. yeah. yeah yeah yeah gist is like your. spirits so.

okay guys guys guys I feel like I'm the. odd man out at the UN what's going on. here we were saying can we talk so that. you can't understand oh very nice well. that's really that's some real. Hospitality there sorry Bangladesh yes. now how much how much uh German do you. speak well I'm joining. in uh.

globin okay if you're going to make. stupid off refences rude leard okay well. that's just nonsense do you mind do you. mind if I go back to speaking real. German yeah have a real conversation. yes. break the. BMW.

so that's how it's done gor the next. time you. feel no incorrect no no longer speaking. German no oh oh.

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