Sona Was Caught Buying Laxatives At A Store | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to con O'Brien needs a. friend and I am Conan O'Brien I'm saying. that the way you know someone would say. I am Spartacus it sounds more like an. alien or a robot trying to prove that. they're. human I swear I am con I swear I am the. aforementioned form known as Conan. O'Brien come at me. bro hi hi me with your appendage.

um joined by Matt gorley Matt nice to. see you hi and uh sonian how are you I'm. all right I'm not doing bad I'm not. doing bad not you're an alien too what. is up with you to I'm not doing bad. you're not doing bad yeah that came out. weird I don't know why I said it how is. your life going everything all right. everything's fine oh you know yesterday. I was at a Target and I was looking at. the laxatives I shouldn't say this go. ahead it's okay we don't need to know. what you were looking at but anyway no. because it's part of the story it's. because it's thing it's I was looking at.

laxativ because one of my kids is. constipated okay that happens yeah and. he's a kid and and uh and two two of our. fans came up while I was looking at the. laxatives to tell me they're big fans of. the show that's nice were you at all. embarrassed that they came up to you. while you were looking at laxatives Not. only was I embarrassed but if they. didn't notice it I was like I'm I'm. looking at laxatives for my kid I'm like. it's not for me and then I was like well. if I'm constipated that's human too it's. okay so I was like but it's okay if I'm. constipated.

and then I think they I was just. rambling so much I think they really. regretted approaching me yeah I had this. happen to me fans approached me as I was. walking into butt plugs are us oh wow. and they had a they had a seven for your. kids or what no no definitely not for my. kids this was for me I was just walking. right in and they I mean this is you. remember they're they went out of. business but this is they had every butt. plug and um they had that mascot.

the butt plug Mas yeah Corky yeah Corky. Corky it was Corky. anyway so I'm walking in and they're. like whoa con and O'Brien we love you. know we love the podcast and the videos. and stuff like that yeah and um I had to. kind of I panicked and I just said I'm. just going in here to check it out you. know what but that doesn't help you no. it didn't at all.

and um and I think they could tell the. way I was walking that I already had. one or two. was I was wearing the grandm it's called. yeah oh no yeah really oh God yeah and. it that was not I had not purchased it. it was a gift that's that's right up. there with the. 1776 yeah exactly so anyway I'm headed. in and these fans see me and then you're. just like you got to get over it you got.

to let people know that we're all hum. some of us you know what I mean yes we. we all by butt plug sure I'm guessing. everyone I'm talking to right now is. listening is like. yep me too but anyway that happens where. sometimes you're seen in a situation has. it ever happened to you Matt where. you've been spotted somewhere and people. say oh you're Matt gorley the guy who. irritates Conan and you're in the middle. of something that you wish was Private I. mean I was probably already doing. something embarrassing like at some like.

you'd say like at some flea market or. something so they'd probably come up and. go oh this is exactly what I expected. you know right right because you were. probably looking at like a a loot at the. Rose Bowl swap meat and you were. thinking of buying I was looking at Cold. War butt. plugs the Eisenhower the E if you can. find it right boy I think it's nice. though I bet you were very nice to them. you seem like you'd be very nice to I I. still get very excited when people are.

fans and they recognize me it's cool I. had a nice thing the other day I took a. walk with my dog Loki and we went to. this Airstream in the neighborhood that. sells uh coffee and so I bought myself a. coffee and this very nice woman I. believe she's Irish she came up and she. was talking to me with her friend and. but she said I know from the podcast. that you like talking to people so I. thought I should come up and talk to you. and then I did have a wonderful time. talking to her I really did yeah so I'm. glad she knew that it was okay to come.

talk to me because I've talked about the. fact on the podcast that I enjoy talking. to people yeah I this actually reminds. me yesterday I got a second weed. delivery guy come to my house we covered. this on the podcast before you got I had. a fur first weed delivery guy that came. to my house he recognized me and then. the second guy came and then he also. recognized me and he said that he met. you once and he was so taking back. because you wanted to keep talking to. him.

he was like I expected it just to be a. quick thing but he kept talking to me. yes I know it's a problem well I had. this with my butt plug delivery. guy cuz you can have them delivered. where's that wrap sign is it white glove. service oh man why do we do it we we um. I mean when I say we it's the Royal we. this is the queen asking why do I always. go so low but she would say why do we. always go so Ro right adjacent to the.

Royal butt plug oh Jesus you know you. can't you can't you can't do what you. did and then get mad at me you know what. I love you always enable me to still to. together on my do I know I somehow if. you are the royal family and you are. into butt plugs like how do you get one. oh please there's a guy that makes it. for you in this they make it for you. Emerald butt plug yeah probably in the. Tower of London okay probably from Henry. VI e on you know.

what it's it's passed on from generation. to generation the scepter in the crown. have to boil it all right we have to get. going you have a kink how do you get how. do you do that if you have a kink trust. me oh yeah I'm I'm worried that people. in the royal family may have a kink and. can't exercise Prince Andre what are you. talking about it is that's what royal. families are for is to have kinks and. weird crazy insane inbred Madness and. you're like well why understand if.

you're in the British royal family and. there's a monarchical dynasty that's. been breeding into itself for 11. centuries what happens if maybe you have. an odd fetish and unlimited money how do. you service it I hope they're. okay craziest is incest thing. I've ever heard.