Sona Wants Billie Eilish & FINNEAS To Think She’s Cool | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

hey Conan O'Brien here welcome to Conan. O'Brien needs a friend I think my voice. becomes more and more professional with. every outing I'm taking a lot of pills. to voice pills uh well professional. pills pure testosterone what to try and. get me into a lower register oh that. smooth jazz register Matt good to see. you good to see you uh Sona nice to see. you as well same how about ditto does. your does your generation ever say ditto. or is it always same no because my son. says same he goes same does he say.

Samesies no he doesn't do that he's like. a normal kid. do you think he's holding a giant. lollipop investors dressed as a sailor. in short. pantsies. no I don't say ditto no no I don't do. you you know I've never heard you say. ditto I used to say ditto Daddio back in. the 50s but uh that was a long time ago. you know I don't want to blither and. blather today because I think this is. kind of an important podcast this.

episode this podcast in general or the. whole podcast I just think it's an. important part of American History you. couldn't even finish the sentence you. couldn't do it I tried no I I'm excited. about this episode uh because today uh. is a conversation with Billy eilish and. her brother Phineas and uh I I love. their work I really do I think they're. very talented and I was very excited. because I don't think they do a lot of. stuff that they were going to come into. the studio and talk to us and it was uh.

it was a fun it was really fun. conversation it was so fun and they're. really cool and you know they came with. like their parents who were also really. cool yes but it made me wanna like I I. really wanted them to think I was cool I. I could tell that you were a little. self-conscious I was I think I'm saved. from that because I know first of all. I'm old enough to be their father if not. their grandfather oh but so that so that. takes away some of the pressure there's. no effort for me to try and be cool with.

Billy eilish and Phineas I don't feel. that pressure at all is that true I. don't I do I don't think so well I. wouldn't know because I was relegated. back in the nosebleed seats there in the. shadows so you guys could have and your. mic was turned down in our ears. Conan's request really oh that's my. normal seat yeah you're describing where. I usually sit right it rise up yeah I. don't I don't think it's right either. well here's what happened because. there's two main chairs and two.

microphones uh usually if there's one. guest. um the guest sits there and then you sit. in your seat but because it was Billy. eilish and Phineas there was no choice. but to place you in a Ralph Supermarket. several blocks away I'm seeing another. mic stand right here I know we've got. extra mics I'm just wondering we. couldn't have you creeping up in between. Billy Idol yeah absolutely and if not. sandwiched in the same chair at least. okay no creepo and I'll take either of.

them absolutely not you wouldn't have. had roommates she got really comfortable. at one part and then as she was getting. comfortable I was too this is what I I. was going to say about Billy eilish's. star power so she's sitting in the chair. you're in now Matt and she as you both. saw almost immediately she got so. comfortable she started to and no other. guest has done this she started to slide. down the chair and she just kept sliding. down the chair until I was basically. just looking at Billy eilish's head yeah. it's true resting on the chair her body.

completely disappeared and Phineas got. very comfortable and then at one point. out of the corner of my eye look over. and I see Sona and you were mirroring. Billy eilish you were way down as if you. were on a transcontinental flight In. First Class yeah you reclined all the. way you ordered some warm cashews and a. Pinot Noir and yeah you put on an eye. mask you were so chill and I was sitting. on a milk bucket in the shadows.

I think that if I did what she did I. would be cool like her I think that's. what I was doing the reason it's she's. Billy eilish is that she's not thinking. about any of it she just is well also. she's 21 and I'm 40. that may help yeah I also I think this. episode sets the record for the most. times I've been called dude in one. conversation yeah yeah she's they're. very Californian I don't know about you.

but I wanted to be like hey man I'm from. California too bro hey dude hey dude I. was going to be he would like you. so did I get it that's why you were on. the milk bucket what I understand that. yeah. I think you should have gone a bit. farther yeah maybe the other room would. have been better hello dudes I live in. Pasadena and I am most jugular as well. why my dudes what's spanking.

what's spanking my chili Willies hey. guys cool wanna come to the Rose Bowl. swap meet with me and we could find some. Bakelite gmods hey I'm going up to. fuckman's LEAP to have some cordials. later wanna come what wow you lost me. completely I don't know what you're. talking about everybody got lost with. that well it'll come out. [Laughter]. I don't know it just came out wait so.

you don't even that's not even a real. thing I don't know what it is who. improvises fuckman's leap that's insane. that is not coming out that is a pure. moment of insanity out of my mouth. before but I don't know what it is. man hey dudes we were on a riff about. you being Square in front of Billy. eilish and then your attempts to be a. quote Square guy is to say we're all. going up to fuckman's League which for. the record is the coolest sounding place.

I've ever heard in my life and boom that. shows that I've got it oh my God I want. to die on fuckman's lead I don't know. Brian committed suicide today he jumped. off fuckman's leaf. his wife could not be reached for. comment because she was too busy. laughing this is the problem we're doing. a whole day of segment and intro. recordings and there's no celebrity in. here today I mean no offense uh. and it just feels too like groovy you.

know we're too jazzy right now I'm too. comfortable I think it's great if it. brought us fuckman's leap I say more of. this Jazzy and groovy anyway you're so. cool you're so with it.