Sona Thinks It’s Impossible For Conan To Twerk | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

you know what's interesting um I. was looking through my. newsfeed and uh I always like to check. out the music section and it was talking. about the BET Awards and so I went in. and was checking out I just like to know. what's going on I'm a curious person and. then uh this led to uh me watching a. video of ice spice twerking and I. realized like I just I cannot there's. nothing back there for me could you.

could you try for. us you know I know I see what you're. doing but no I'm not going to shake my. I'm I'm a. 79-year-old uh Korean War veteran who. served this country honorably and for. you to say hey Conan get up and twerk uh. in front of a a camera no that's not. going to happen in my defense though. that was 50/50 I mean he he could have. yeah he might I still but what I'm. saying is okay explain to me twerking. well for first of all you.

an is not the reason you can't twerk I. think it's just a complete lack of. coordination but it's no but it's it's. when you know you could clap those. cheeks together no but I know how else I. honestly don't even know how they're. doing that I don't know what's happening. to it it's it's like the buttocks are. separate entities they move separately. from the main skeletal structure yeah. that's what's happening in twerking I uh. I'm like great I'm all for it um my ass.

is not a separate entity from me yeah. yeah yeah do you know what I mean yeah. it's it's basically all I have is a. pelvis there's there's nothing else. that's okay it's okay no but what could. I do could I learn it or would I have to. have I don't think you could learn it. it's something it's not in you twerking. is not in you it's you're just never. ever going to twerk in your life guess. what that's a terrible thing to say to. me oh you just laid down theet that's a. terrible thing to say going to twerk oh.

now I mean first of all that's that's. rude okay that's very rude and probably. the meanest thing anyone's ever said to. me and I've had some pretty mean things. said to me but you even put it out there. in the environment that I can't twerk. yeah you can't I think it's offensive oh. oh I'm sorry you're a twerk yeah you're. a TW TW Behavior it is it's twerk ISM. twerk you know what it is it's twerk ISM. and it's worse oh he's all the time he's. out in front of his uh am I at work then. I'm twerk. [Laughter].

one story Craftsman that's gorgeously. maintained manicured lawn twerking I se. yeah and neighbors think he's having an. epileptic fit they call it twerk Manor. yeah he's at twerk Manor and he's. twerking and his neighbors who were all. you know they all voted for Reagan and. Nixon they're all like in the last. election in the last election that's how. out of it they are they call the uh they. call an ambulance and a 1950s ambulance. shows up and they run out with. defibrillators and put them on his ass.

yeah and I clear k lay off I'm twerking. 9 to5 here yeah I'm SOG to what s to 9. to5 by Dolly pardon. yeah. yeah yeah oh man you couple twerkers. what a couple twerkers you are I Twerk. to King of the. Road trailer for sailor rooms to rent. for 50. a no phone no food no pets ain't got no. cigar.

hey someone's shaking their a skeleton. over there is shaking its. pelvis but there's no articulated. movement so you're saying things would. have to be added to my ass from I know I. think it is also it's a lot more than. just the ass it's your hips and it's the. like what is this Zombie thing you. really are a skeleton now I'm twerking. in a uh well it's kind of a rolly chair. a desk rolly chair yeah I is that what. you're doing I don't even know I don't.

know what's happening but I saw ice. spice uh twerking and um and I just. thought like well God bless her uh I. don't I would need out several. operations a host of operations can you. twerk I cannot twerk you've tried I have. tried okay when when you what was the. occasion where you tried I was at like a. I don't know party with friends and I. tried to twerk and it some a called for. a twerk we were I don't know I was. probably a little drunk and we were all. just trying to twk you didn't need to. say you were kind okay um is it is it.

like a country where there's a line. dance like people get in the line and. start twerking or they go in the circle. one at a time yeah and then they oh yeah. Foot Loose a circle. twerk it's a circle are you guys making. something that's like kind of new and. hips so dorky no no what I'm saying is. is it people clapping and then someone. comes to the center and uh they start. twerking no no one comes into the center. it's not like the twist you're not it's. not people doing the twist hey don't act. like the twist is an outdated it's not.

the waty guys well there's not like a. square dance caller then grab your. partner swing around twerk The Jerk all. through the town yeah let those buttocks. Go Up High let those buttocks flee and. fly that's sexy sexy it's not sexy just. cuz you say it sexy why I have an. erection it's the opposite of sexy cuz. you're saying it sex you're unifying it. the two of you are making twerking not. sexy because but cancel that out and.

make it sexy we're both that's not how. it works undulate and let it flow. twerking is the way to. go button up your overcat when the wind. blows free take good care of yourself. and please twerk for me OD o put your. bottom in the. sky left and right just a little bit. longer twerk to the left and then twerk. to the right hoo.

well um I I I want to you're going to. twerk one day you're we're going to see. it oh I am yeah what and guess what that. sounded like a decree and guess what. there's what the and guess what. there's no law trust me I looked into it. and I'm pretty sure there's no lawsuit. in your old your old boss saying you're. going to twerk for. me hey assistant you'll twerk for me or. you'll know why.

what you know the good thing is there's. no record of this. transgression you'll twerk for me oh. you'll twerk oh you will or God's my. witness and and we'll all see didn't he. say we'll all see and we'll all see I. have to be in the room with you all. sitting there watching me twer what an. awful thing to say we're going to have. those little judges plers.

with numbers on. them I never know what's going to happen. when I come in here you trck for me we. all. see oh please make this segment stop I'm. in pain end it okay peace out Tupac.