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i'm actually the general manager of the. world's largest cannabis dispensary. uh do you mind if sona takes over the. interview now. [Laughter]. i feel like you're you're asking me. medical questions and i'm s and sona is. the surgeon general and so. i feel like sona needs to. well wait a minute when you say when you. say this is the biggest uh. marijuana or wheat store how big we. talking here uh we have just under 10. 000 square feet of sale space.

and 77 registers. wait wait you have 77 registers yeah. bigger bigger than most stores in. general but the biggest uh dispensary is. just because people are so high that. they can't find a register and you have. to have them every two square foot. actually you know what they're so high. that they go to multiple registers and. pay multiple times. that's why they have them. they just they pay 10 times over for one. bag of. gummies because they're like whoa. well i should pay wait there's another.

register whoa okay ring me up. wow okay so. wait so you're like let me see if i got. this straight you're like the costco for. weed. yeah it's very big we have a huge open. display um everything is uh in nice. cases so if you're looking for flour you. go to the flower section check it out. there if you're looking for your gummies. you would go to the edible section and. you check those out. yeah it's like willy wonka's weed. factory in a lot of ways yeah that is so.

cool basically right now sona is cookie. monster. and. and you're talking about how you have. the largest cookie manufacturer in the. world and she's she just wants to throw. it all into her mouth but like the. puppet it won't even go in it'll just. come up. [Laughter]. so wait a minute um. paint the picture let's say yeah okay. sona and i walk into this massive. massive costco of weed yeah and it.

sounds pretty fancy. but. are there sales people walking around. yes so first so you walk into a grand. hallway actually so we have the grand. hallways the dispensary check in uh so. that's where you first meet our. reception crew you know a nice big. greeting there we have a full restaurant. um. i bet you too oh that's cool i bet. you're doing guess what the food doesn't. have to be that good. i'm sure it is i'm sure it is good but. it really doesn't have to be. just fine today's special is is four day.

old reheated pizza. [Music]. your bean bag sir oh thank you. and i'll have the three day old pizza. uh. with a pint of ice cream yeah so walking. past uh so you walk past the restaurant. and uh so we have the sales floor that i. mentioned um and there's a digital line. instead of a physical one that you see. in most dispensaries that you're kind of. used to. but.

then you'll meet one of our cannabis. consultants. they'll walk you through answer any of. your questions wait there are cannabis. consultants on the floor yeah. if i went to like a best buy. someone would say well this is okay i'll. take you over and show you the flat. screens absolutely but they get to try. every flat screen what yeah and your. flat screen and flat and wait there are. free samples well yeah in a way yeah so. we can't uh so well my blood tenders. yeah this the consultants get the free. product from the sales people like any. others like any other sales groups.

yeah so they got to grease the wheels. that way are you hiring. and are you high. please answer the question in that order. mr gourley it's middle to work today. uh call him officer officer in the. middle of the work day. so i'm curious would. would sona. if we sent sona to you to work there for. a day. do you think i mean she is an avid. consumer okay do you think she would be.

uh. do you think she'd be. i mean do you want to interview her. right now and see if she's going to sort. with with with all respect and. congratulations of course we'd have to. wait until after the weaning right so. like after after you're done feeding the. the children that's true god matthew you. are so good you are so you are. so. you are the you are so so good i'd like. to see you. in giving senate testimony and everyone. would try and nail you and you'd be like.

well i'm sorry senator but of course you. understand. and you would totally win you're the. smoothest character i've met in a while. uh. yes let's say let's say sona was not. breastfeeding her children yeah um and. she was at a stage where that was not a. consideration but good catch there. matthew if you wanted to come through. and do a day on the sales floor i would. welcome you with open arms absolutely. wow oh my god can i take some stuff home. with me too like you can i wouldn't let. you leave without it hey.

yeah if you come work for me if you come. work for me you get to yeah you get to. smoke for free that's just.