Sona’s Twins Learned How To Escape From Their Cribs | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend. uh one of the best podcasts that we've. ever made joined by Sonoma Obsession how. are you Sona good this is you know the. best podcast I've ever been in yeah yeah. yeah we've won several prestigious. Awards you know have we I think so have. we we have right yeah yeah okay cool. yeah I think it's important to know. that's good yeah congrats I don't know I. haven't seen the actual statues I. haven't either I think it was a prank. and uh also joined uh by Matt Gourley. how are you man I'm good how are you I'm.

very well thank you. what is that why do I not look well well. usually by now you've insulted me so I. don't insult you a lot that's a bit you. know that I'm a really good guy to you. and are off mic time. all the times I've taken you out fishing. what off my time Dad. and the cats. yeah I'm feeling good and uh you know I. want to bring up something Sona sent me. this terrifying video the other day. absolutely terrifying of the moment that.

her life changed for the worst oh. she sent me a video and I guess your. your twins uh Mikey and Charlie they're. in side by side cribs and you have. always put them to bed at night and then. you wake up in the morning and they're. right there and side by side cribs and. you woke up. one morning and they were both in the. same crib. and you went and you checked the night. camera yeah and you sent me this video. and it's Charlie.

and you can see it's it's it's when uh. in like a Planet of the Apes movie where. the ape learns how to make fire yeah or. the ape learns how to log on computer. yeah 2001. you can see this moment where. Charlie's probably as he has for months. now he's kind of struggling and he's. kind of struggling and then he kind of. he's almost there and then he gets up. he's pulling himself up and he gets kind. of to the top and then you see he has.

this look in his eye and he just Dives. on his brother and you hear. both start shrieking. and pounding each other and you realize. your life is over it's over was Mikey. asleep no Mikey was awake he was like. basically cheering his brother on yeah. then when Charlie did it Mikey's like oh. we can do this so now they're both. climbing not just into each other's. cribs they're just climbing out of their. cribs how do they get out the other side.

without falling they do fall they don't. care they're just looking for Freedom. then by the end of the night it's much. later on you see them mixing various. powders to create TNT you can see that. they figured out the road just like we. gotta have some sulfur. yeah and they're they're figuring out no. that's too much this is just the right. amount and by the end they're putting it. into a brass cylinder yeah and they fire. off a Howitzer. no but I mean they're you're screwed.

they're evolving they're evolving very. quickly I know I know I'm screwed and. now they like in the morning they'll. just jump out of their crib they oh no. to open the doors they'll like run into. our hear the car start. you're lying in bed thinking well. they're probably gonna watch cartoons. into reverse peels out your credit. card's missing oh no it's only a matter. of time it's awful I don't know what to. do people like you could put a canopy. over the crib but then I just feel like.

they're in a cage don't fight it don't. fight it no I'm just or maybe you're on. to something cage them. yeah feral with hellofresh you get Farm. Fresh yeah free portions ingredients and. seasonal recipes delivered right to your. doorstep that's huge I need. pre-portioned I know me too because my. portions are out of control yeah I get. too much of something and then it just. goes bad and starts rotting yeah well. you should learn to use refrigerator. anyway skip trips to the grocery store.

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would rather at night sleep in a crate. he just kind of prefers it so we'd put. him in this crate and he's who you're. talking about yeah okay no my dog okay. oh right yeah so we uh we put in this. crate and then he figured out recently. because he wakes up at five and he wants. to he wants to party down and it is a. really complicated system of like a. latch that's very complicated I have. trouble working it it's and I'm always.

like I think I okay I there I think I've. unlocked it correctly now I've locked it. correctly. he figured out recently. how to unlock the cage and so at five in. the morning. he'll pound on the door with his head. and then push the door open and come in. and he's like what are we doing wow. what's the plan it's crazy he waits till. five yeah it's always five or five. thirty and um I'm saying now we have to. weld it shut every night.

because I think if we we thought about. using like garbage ties but I think he. would you just see pause untying them. yeah and then he'd probably know where. he could return them or recycle them if. people want to escape they're just gonna. Escape I mean we had a hamster that. escaped for like two weeks and it was. somewhere in our house and we couldn't. find him for two weeks did you he was he. dead when you did no we found him he was. just living his life outside of his cage. wait a minute how did he live all that. time he was eating just random that.

he would find did you notice that he had. his own uh profile on your television. Netflix account he had his own Netflix. account and it just it had a little. emoji of a hamster I've mentioned this. on the part yeah he's watching a lot of. True Crime who's watching all this who's. watching these romances these who's. watching he's just human romance he's. yeah he's watching human romance he says. who's watching all these bridgertons all. the 50 Shades movie and all the 50. Shades moves and your hamsters just up.

drinking your liquor. watch holy yeah. he put beads in her ass. oh Minnie would never what are you. talking about it's a highly erotic scene. for hamsters in fact oh God some people. think a hamster can go up there it's. quite pleasurable come on I'm going to. tell you a true story.

I gotta tell you a true story his Eiffel. Tower what the yeah you've said. more you've described more hideous. sexual positions than anyone in the. History Podcast okay oh it's the it's. the pirate The Angry Pirate yeah okay. listen sorry we can't I have to get this. who did that I have to get this out. really quickly which is uh because we. brought up I I brought up a hamster. maybe as a. um sexual uh deviance act an act of.

sexual demons anyway. okay you know there was that rumor about. Richard Gere yeah sure from years and. years ago that Richard Gere enjoyed. having a hamster uh placed uh in his. bottom oh it's a gerbil yeah it was a. gerbil is there a big difference. I'm telling you they feel the same to me. [Music]. but anyway there was this rumor that you. know that that okay Richard Gere had.

done that and then Flash Forward to its. 1993 I think and I'm doing my late night. show and it's it's those early days when. it was really kooky and. uh it's always off the rails every night. and we might get canceled any second and. the guest that night was Mickey Rooney. who was as we all know the biggest movie. star in 1940 and now at this point he's. like 85 years old and he's pretty kooky. and out there and he's come on and he's. Mickey Rooney and he's telling stories.

about 1940 I was the biggest star in the. world and he's talking he's telling all. these old show business anecdotes and. he's there and then at one point he. starts talking about a movie he had just. seen I forget which one it was if it was. Chicago or something and he went and it. has that actor in it what's his name he. was in and we're trying to figure out. Andy and I are there and this is actual. footage exists of this somewhere but. Andy and I are trying to help him figure. out what the who the actor is anyway it. was it was his actor and we were kind of.

honing in on who it might be but we. hadn't said yet and we went really what. was it was it and all of a sudden Mickey. Rooney says ah yes there was talk of. gerbils. and the whole crowd gasped. and I like put my head on the desk and. Andy Richter loses it. there was talk of gerbils and I swear to. God every now and then I wake up in the. middle of the night and I just think. there was chalk of gerbils.

he says it in such a crazy like they say. the Headless Horseman was never found. again. but he's talking about gerbils going up. Richard Gere's ass who is that actor who. was he I don't know I don't know who it. was I'm trying to think Mr Rooney wait a. minute there was talk of gerbils guess. what this is gonna be the new katakai oh. that's right you want people to yell at. you on the street when I walk around.

anywhere in the world in the world I. mean this happened to me in in Thailand. recently people yell katakai well guess. what we're switching it up yes there was. talk of gerbils. you've heard it here. katakai is no longer active you get no. benefits from that yeah only there was. talk of gerbils. sure let's move on to a very esteemed. guest.

s so much better. my guest today is an academy. award-winning actor so excited there was. chalk of gerbils I love how we drag. everyone down into the muffiness.