Sona: Ralph Fiennes Still Got It & He Can Get It! | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Hey. everybody. Uh, it's Con O'Brien needs a. friend. I'm Con O'Brien. Sona laughing. really hard. Oh god. Matt uh Matt Gorley. joining us as well. And we might as well. just talk about this cuz I just said it. Sona, should you recount what happened? Oh my. I don't even know if I can uh. like say give it justice cuz I was. talking about something and you were. talking about something and you were. talking we were talking about Ray Fines. and how much we love Ray Fines and how. good he is and then you were going on. for a while about how great Ray Fines is. and I said I'm not talking right now so.
this is boring. Yeah. Meaning there's words are happening but. they're not coming from me so this is. boring. Let's get started. Yeah. And and. you were laughing really hard because it. might be the truest thing I've ever. said. You're just like, "Well, I'm not talking. so I you know, like you completely. checked out cuz it's not coming out of. your mouth." It wasn't. You know what. happened? We There was this moment where. I noticed that the words weren't coming. out of my skull. So what good could they.
be? Right? I mean, what could their. value possibly be? Right? I mean, it's. unheard of that anything I would say. would have any again. It's happening. Yeah. I'm like, what is this? I'm. hearing like it's like Charlie Brown. characters hearing their parents. You. don't even have hear words coming out of. my mouth like when I'm talking. I'm just. counting down. It's like, when do I get. to go? Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm just not even. going to speak. You should. Did you? I.
just heard croaking over there. Sounds. like there's a toad. I will say this, just a teaser for the segment in this. episode. We have some Rafe Fines related. content to cover. Oh, good. We'll get to. it later. Oh, good. And that was I. didn't know that that was just a. coincidence. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get some. Ray Fines content. Yeah. You were. talking about how he's he still got it. and he can he's still got I said he's. still got it and he can he can get it. He can get it. I don't know. Is that a. saying? He can get it. He can get it. Yeah. And he can get this. He can get.
They're married. He can Yeah, I know. I. I'm not going to Ray Fines. I mean, it's not going to happen. I shouldn't. have said it. So, I'm not going to make. love to him. Which would it be? Make. love to him. If you said he's still got. it and he can get it, then you're not. talking about making love. Oh, wraith. Pretty come to yawn. window and let us embrace. Do be gentle. If there was any chance of him coming. on, I think I just killed it, right? Oh,
maybe maybe the odds are better. Yeah. You just said he's got it and he can get. it. You just rang the dinner bell. The. ring of for what it's worth. Same here, buddy. Oh, that killed it. That killed. it. No, no, that killed it. You don't. know. Yeah, you'd be gentle. I would be. gentle. Um, I uh he's a terrific actor. He's great in everything he's ever done. Um, and I was just remarking that it's. hilarious that he always I mean it's not. hilarious, but when I hosted the Oscars.
recently, he was in the audience and it. was like his, you know, fifth time being. nominated and he he's clearly the the. best actor in the room. Yeah, he's an. amazing actor and they he he'll probably. never get an Academy Award. I shouldn't. say that. I hope he does, but I hope he. does. It's just these amazing actors. come over from uh from the UK and. they're insanely incredible and uh you. know they don't win and they they put a. they're all like well you know still I. enjoyed my visit. Tata and.
Sona round. Yeah, it's Sona round. I'm. told she thinks I have it and I could. still get it. I think it's because they're not uh they. you know they don't do enough like he. needs to like hook up with like you know. Selena Gomez. What? Yeah. Yeah. Like. something needs to happen where Gomez is. with Benny Blanco. I know. I can't. believe I'm sorry I'm bringing this back. again. You really are about Benny Blanco. any chance you can get. The other day I.
was driving around and we brought this. up on the podcast but I just want to. repeat it. The most modern sentence that. I can think of to say is Benny Blanos. just slid into my DMs. Yeah. Cuz I don't. know what that means. Any of it. Any of. it. I don't know what any of it is, but. I've memorized it in case I'm ever at a. party. Oh, okay. And someone's. questioning, "Hey man, you seem kind of. old. Maybe you should move on." I'm. going to say, "Yeah, well, Benny Blanco. just slid into my DMs." And then that. person says, "Really? I'm Benny Blanco?".
Yeah. And I'll say, "Well, I'm here in. person, and if you've got something to. say to me, say it face to Let's say it. face to face. Benny B, if that's even. your real name.". Benny, what? What? Say it. I love that. you're you're talking about Benny Blanco. sliding into your DMs while you're. talking to Benny Blanco. That just made. me laugh. Yeah. And also, I love I love. it's proof at my age that I'm still that. I'm young. Yeah. So, I'll be around you. still got. Is your Haley Bieber smoothie.
over there? No, it's not. I threw it. out. I was done with it. I love anything. where someone's like, "Hey, man. You. shouldn't be hanging out at this party. You're too old." And and that I think. that me shouting at that moment, "Benny. Bronco just straight into my DMs.". Everyone would be like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's young. He's cool. Let's disregard his rotting. face.". Someone would be rude enough to just be. like, "Hey, old guy. Hey, why are you at. this party? You know, let's try this.
out. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. All right. Hey, what's up, granddad? How'd you get. in here? What do you mean? How did I get. in here? Um, I'm a youngster. Benny. Blanco just slid into my DM. What? What. are you talking about? Do you even know. what a DM is? Uh, it's the demilitarized. zone that separates South Korea from. North Korea. It was established This. guy's cool. He could say it was. established uh by the United Nations at. the end of the Korean conflict. All. right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've actually. been there. I visited the demilitarized. zone. And Benny Blanco is one of the.
great architects of the late 19th. century. Hey guys, gather around. I'm. hearing some crazy whack history. stories. This guy's off the hook. Yeah. All the women are undressing. Yes. Yeah, that's right. I have the Riz. Oh, see, you really got it. Okay, I'm going to. write the You just shouldn't go to those. parties. Just don't If someone invites. you, just don't go. You're busy. I. wouldn't be at those parties. They would. find me peering in a window. Oh, and. they would call the police. I mean, who knows? You could be you could go to.
a party where Benny Blanco and Selena. are. And then, you know, I would know. Selena. I would not know Benny Blanco. Yeah. And I I have nothing against Benny. Blanco. He's uh you know, I think Selena. Gomez is cool. I love her. I I I and I'm. all for this Benny Blanco gentleman. I. just came up with that sentence when I. was driving my car. Benny Blanco just. slid into my DMs and I said that's going. to get me out of a sticky situation. someday or get me into one. I don't. know.
