Sona Prescribes Conan An Edible | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

three two hey there welcome to Conor. Brien needs a friend I just twirled a. Kleenex box into the air with great. force that amused everybody I don't know. why I'm sitting here with giggle puss. Johnson AKA son messian and uh of course. the highly competent Matt gorley how are. you Matt wait a minute that is the most. confusing is that a an insult or a. insult at all insult me yes there you go.

yeah it's a bank shot I got her but just. always okay then I'll let that one pass. oh will you oh good for you how are you. what's the word out on the street I feel. like you're in touch with the common man. okay you know what cuz I'm not I live in. I live in a bubble as you know yes okay. so I use a delivery service for my. marijuana why' you pause I don't cuz I I. was trying to think I was trying to. think of a word I could use to make. sound like it's hey it's cool it's just. my thing you so is there a GrubHub then. for is that what it is is it a yeah I.

use a service called ease what's up ease. and and can you spell that for me name z. e yeah so e a z this is not a promo for. them I don't approve of that wack toy e. uh you don't approve so so uh ease is um. no no I don't want people poking on a. jazz cigarette uh poking on it poking on. it oh please I've been around talking on. it yeah well listen that's the newer. phraseology the old one was poking on a.

poking on a jazz cigarette in the alley. yeah um so anyway uh my question is ease. how does it work what do you do I you go. online you and this is not seriously. this is not an ad do not fast forward to. this because we are not getting money. from ease uh Sona may get a what is it a. little bit of a little bit of credit in. my account so what do it so anyway you. order instead of going to like. dispensary I you could they have all the. stuff uh online what is it you like what. is your I I like uh little gummies like.

little five milligram gummies that chill. me out and yesterday I was in the mood. for a like a little pre-rolled mini. joint to poke on to poke on if we're. going to use the correct terminology. yeah yeah oh yeah to poke on some grass. yes you're poking on a little J Bone and. then what uh you ordered up some little. pokies yeah so. anyway why am I talking about it so the. guy comes really nice guy how do you. know I'm just going to ask a couple. questions uh I'm sincere about these how.

when do you what's the difference. between you're in the mood for a gummy. yeah a 5 milligram gummy or a what you. said is a foreshortened is a little. thing can I be honest yeah the gummy you. have to wait for it to hit you like 45. minutes 30 minutes to an hour and when. you just want to feel it right away I. just go for a little like mini little. mini little mini J Bone yeah you smoke. them out your eyes why are you doing. that mini J Bone so so wait wait a. minute okay so you're you get this how.

long is it would you say is it she's. this big okay she's like uh I don't know. 2 inches yeah an inch yep and so you get. that wow he did not no no come on just. down so so uh it's so short do you have. to use what do you use like tweezers to. hang on no no no it's not like a roach. it's got a little filter I see I got it. got it and then you just you okay and. this gives you this gives Mama her hit. right away gives me gives Mama her hit. right I don't have to wait who wants to.

wait around for 45 minutes you'd have to. watch that's almost a whole uh you know. segment of CNN you know it's like you. have to wait you have to wait till the. next story comes around you know where. they go like anyway uh and then when you. see the dog on the treadmill the second. time you know you've watched about5. minutes it's like a whole Love is Blind. episode basically same thing have you. watched CNN lately no they're on a hot. tub that's cool yeah I would not be. surprised yeah not at all they're. they're doing anything they can for. Ratings but anyway so what so the guy.

came to deliver and uh you know you give. your license cuz they're very you know. strict about whatever you're ordering. and you have to pay and stuff so I gave. them my license and my credit or and my. card and they want to make sure that. you're of age of age absolutely yeah you. have to be 21 so I uh gave it to him and. then uh he's like oh let me get my. reader and I was like oh I I'll I'll go. so you don't have to come back all the. way and then we go and then he goes he's. like can I ask you a question he goes do. you work for Conan O'Brien and I go yeah.

and he goes I wasn't sure cuz my license. is Talen which is my first name and then. it turns out he was at your last Tonight. Show and he waited in the rain for hours. to go and watch your last Tonight Show. and he says he was the last person that. they let in that's nice and he said it. was a really special day he's been a. huge fan of yours for a really long time. and I was like shut up and give me my. weed fre weed yeah yeah Tonight Show. emotional.

in give me the. W. uh um well that's very sweet really. really did you get his name I did but I. I think say it Nick I'm pretty sure his. name is Nick just a shout out to Nick. that was uh means a lot to me that you. waited that you came to that show and. had my back in that weird time I think. that's very cool yeah and um and uh now. is he going to be your regular if you. ordered from them again would he come. back or is it a different person every. time person every time all right yeah.

hook us up ease no I'm I'm I'm good ease. they're going to hook you up yeah with. what what do you you do not partake. occasionally but I don't do very well on. it no no I'm probably like you where my. head just starts racing and you know no. I might I the my problem is just my as I. exist is a problem so so the idea of. distorting that uh it wouldn't mellow. you out at all um no I don't think so. what what do you think I think it would. I think. candidate for might help you yeah I had.

10 years of solid weed use that I didn't. know that about you you were a poted you. I did you wake and bake no but i' noon. and. bake you know it was like alcohol. nothing before. noon before. noon the rules have. changed so but all I would do is to hang. with my best buddy and watch the. shittiest movie possible you know I know. it's the greatest thing ever then it all. turned on me and it doesn't work anymore.

oh yeah turned on Tac too T's not people. keep saying oh there's a strain for you. and I've never so uh so what would you. what would you prescribe me Sona as. someone who is inedible at my an edible. and what but what variety of edible I. think that you need the kind of Ed maybe. a hybrid that would just kind of like. just chill you out or an indicia they. call it that's the one that makes you. kind of sleepy Eduardo you just jumped. in on that you think Inda is the one. Inda will chill you out do you guys want.

me chilled out I'd like to see it I. would love let's try it let's your size. cuz you're a tall guy I feel like you. need also quite a bit you've been around. me I have a high. tolerance yes I have a very high. tolerance for stuff I will say we were. on a trip uh somewhere and it was all we. were on a plane and everyone was. sleeping I was reading a book and you. came back to talk to me and I was like. oh man aren't you aren't you sleeping. and you're like oh I took an ambient but. it's like throwing a Tic Tac into the. sun yeah it's one of my favorite things. you've ever SE I de yeah no it's true.

it's true I'll go to the I mean weal I. think I I don't know what it is but if I. go to the dentist and they give me what. they think is a massive dose of. novacaine then they go to drill into my. tooth and I feel everything and I go hey. and they're like oh right we looked at. your chart uh you need 40 times that to. put you down you're like an elephant so. um that would be my issue is that I. would have uh I would have like seven of. what you just said which I think indas. and then and then that's like hey there.

let's do a. podcast and there'd be no difference I. think we should I think I want you to. try it you know what I think it'd be. funny if we equipped you guys with uh. blow darts that. shot that shot little IND little indicia. darts and I could come in and I could be. like all right let's get started then oh. my neck and then you get me and you get. me and I start gyrating and then you. keep hitting me and then I'm just. covered in darts but I'm still like all.

right we got to get to rashita Jones yes. and nothing takes me down you talk like. you're high all the time like what you. just said that's some people would say. when they're high like shoot me with. weed darts the fact that you're. completely sober and you think of these. things told you I had a doctor who I had. an initial visit with a doctor once and. he ran through all the questions and. then he said okay let's talk about drug. use and I said I I don't do drugs and he. said well what about cocaine and I said. I don't do cocaine he said you know. these questions don't work if you don't. tell the truth and I said I don't do.

cocaine and he said I've seen your work. yes and I'm like I don't I've never done. it in my life it's just weird I don't. know I'm all up let's get into it.