Sona Lost Her Favorite Jacket In The Altadena Fire | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hey there, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome. to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. And I. do need a friend. Fortunately, I have. 1.5 in Sonomassian. Wait a minute. And Gorly Matt Gorley. Am I 0.5 or are. we both 75 or is it You know what? It's. something you'll have to figure out on. your own. That's the beauty of my. mystical little quips. You never know. what I really mean. This is an exciting. day. cuz Sona's wearing a jacket I haven't. seen before. And this is a woman who.

will wear the same jacket day in and day. out. And I don't believe someone should. be a close horse. I don't think uh. someone should be, you know, styling it. every day. Um, you know, that's not my. way. Yeah. But, uh, I am not a material. man. But you talk about my clothes. Yeah. All the time. Because for most of. the many, many, many years I employed. you, you wore the same jacket every day. And with all due respect, does that. jacket exist anymore? Jesus, Matt, it. does not. No. No. Did that jacket go up.

in the fire? Yes, it did. Like, why. brought it up? You should apologize. Why. is he saying that? I meant to defend. you. I just assumed it would be okay cuz. you wear it all the time. So, the one. time you took it off, you left it in. your house and that's when your house. caught fire. Yes. So, you should buy me. a new one. Yeah. Well, I could buy you. 30. They don't They don't look that. expensive. Oh my god. I'm sorry. Oh my. god. Oh my gosh. We should also notice.

that this is the second this is the. first recording we've done since the one. recording we've done after the fires and. already you're back on her. All I'm. saying is I used to give you a hard time. about that jacket and I'm sure we've. discussed it in different episodes. Uh I. called it the old Dr. Zas. Uh it was uh. uh it's a dark jacket. Dr. Zasus was. kind of an orange. Um, it was black. It. was a black leather jacket. Yeah, it was. black, but uh had some krenellations and. folds. Had a little bit of an 80s vibe.

to it. Oh my god. But anyway, you just. wore the same thing every single day. And I used to say, did I not? I'll get. you a jacket. I looked so cool in that. jacket. I did. Nothing is cooler than a. wornin jacket. Oh, it was worn in. All. right. Yes. No, no, no. It was. It was. And And so I'm I. am Wow. I am shocked that jacket's gone. because that is such a part of It's. okay. She She lived her She lived a good.

life. She saw some It's a she. It's a she. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, your current jacket is definitely a. sheet. My current jacket my my best. friend Veronica got me this one. Look at. this. What is that? And she gave me cuz. I had pins all over my other diamond. denim jacket. So, she got me a happy. face, a popcorn, a Freddy Mercury, and a. vagina pin. I love that I just pointed. to a vagina and said, "What is that?". What is. that? I've heard tell a new story. You.

should probably see it. Um, it's not. just a vagina. It's got like the. fallopian tubes. Yeah, it has fallopian. fallopian tubes that are flowers. Mhm. What's that? Really? Is that I mean, it's not a vagina. I'm sorry. No, it's more like a cattle. head with roses for horns. Yes, it's I'm. sorry. What do you guys got going on in. there? Yeah. Why are we doing it? I don't Don't make. me do an anatomy lesson cuz to be.

honest, I don't even know how it works. I don't even know what's going on down. there. Do you I've never done that thing. women are supposed to do to empower. themselves where they get a mirror and. they look there and they love themselves. and all that. Why are you saying it with. disdain? That wasn't disdain. That swing. with utter like horror. Horror. Have you ever closely examined. yourself? Your your Well, ours ours you. could see it all the time. Sometimes. they're on the they're on the they're on.

the outside. No, there are there's a lot. of things going on with this and it's, you know, I don't I never I never really. examined it, but maybe I should and I'll. learn something. Wait, the pin or your. actual undercarriage? Don't say. undercarriage. Don't say undercarriage. My vagina. You can say vagina. It's okay. to say it. Well, I think it I don't. know. I'm not sure. It's vagina. That's what it is. Why do. you shrug your shoulders when you do it? So uncomfortable. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Now I'm doing it like Jeff Ross would. do. Vona, do you do you want to wear the. vagina pin? I'm good. Okay. I'm good. People will think I just spilled some. tomatillo sauce on me. Um, it's uh I I don't think I'll wear. the pin. I'm good. All right. But I. think I want women to know I'm in their. corner. Just just keep that thing away from me. Now, would your mom be okay with you. wearing that pin? Uh, I think at this.

point they just like don't know what to. they can't tell me not to do something. Just looking at that, would she know. it's a vagina? Cuz it's not. It's not. It's weird. It's pretty vag. You have to. You have to Yeah, I think your first. instinct is vagy, but you have to like. give it a double look. What else could. it be? It's got roses on it. It's a This. is a vagina. This is how a vagina looks. Is it um Yeah, it's a vagina. I think. weigh in. Well,

let's play has seen two in his lifetime. Blame out. of I passing through. It's like when you go when you're in a. train and it's not your station. Oh my. god. Well, there goes New Haven. I think Well, aren't these supposed to. be the fallopian tubes and ovaries? So, it's not just the vagina. It's the. women's reproductive system. Yes. Oh. Oh, you were being more like tech. Yeah, it's the whole thing. It's all of it.

Yeah. Well, why didn't they keep going. and have parts of the the bladder? Do. you know what I mean? I mean, why not. just keep going at that point? Why' they. put the fallopian tubes in there? I. don't know. They probably want to. celebrate that we have the ability to. create life and that makes us special. unlike men who just like don't do. anything. Where's the tattoo and I. enter? Yeah, we have No, but listen. We. have a We do something. What do you What. do you do? We carry the sacred seed. Okay. Don't say sacred seed. We do.

Don't stop saying don't say this and. don't say that. I don't know. But the. way you approach this is very well I I. to say that we do nothing I think is. absurd. It takes two to tango as they. say and we do biologically. Biologically. I think we are for now a necessity. Yeah. Okay. You're right. I do think. obviously yes biologically yes but then. we have to do everything after that and. uh that's a lot. Well we do things too. who were like, "Honey, can I get you. some. tea before I go out to the strip club.

with my. pals? Honey, can I prop your feet up. before I head out and ogle the ladies on. the boulevard and eat ham sandwiches. with my chums?" I was just going to say. one thing, which is I I think it kind of. says everything that um someone, you. know, that that you have a beautiful. pinh celebrating women's reproductive. organs and we have truck nuts. That's. true. That is true. I don't I don't put. them on my Well, in your case, you.

biologically have truck nuts, right? I. do. Yeah. Yeah. That was just a It's a. gift from God. Uhhuh. And uh General. Motors. Um I have 1963 Saab nuts. They're a little different. Those are. cold Those are cold weather nuts. Those are four-wheel drive cold weather. Europeanes nuts. They're attractive in a. vintage way. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. If you. can see these nuts, you're way too. close, buddy. Back up. And they drive on.

the wrong side of the road. Exactly. What are those nuts doing over there? This is America. I don't want to be here. Listen, can I. privately hold this up? Yes. I am sorry. for the loss of that jacket. I really. am. Okay. I really am. I don't think you. are. No, I am. I am. I'm I mean, you. went through a terrible thing and I'm I. do. It was fun making fun of that jacket. and now that it's gone and the way that. it went, I'm sad. So, you're sad that. you don't really get to make fun of it.

anymore. I I have lost one of the arrows. in my quiver. I now have one less thing. to attack Sona with. And I think that's. the greatest tragedy here. I have so. many arrows. Let's wrap it up. It's an. endless supply of arrows. like another. one just popped up and I don't know for. what, but it's there. So, don't worry. You'll be okay. Yes, I'll get you to the. end of time. Uh, sorry about your loss.