Sona Is Afraid To Watch The Menendez Brothers Show | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I am uh very happy to see you guys it's. been a little bit it's been a while it's. been I think you've been out ballooning. or whatever you do uh and I've been. traveling the globe and we've been. having uh I've been here what's that. I've been here yeah you've been here. I've been ballooning he was so I had. seen anybody for a while and today uh I. see Sona for the first time in a little. bit you came in yeah and I think within. um 35 seconds you cuz cuz you sent me a. lovely Sona sends me nice videos uh. every now and then of her twins Mikey. and Charlie who are adorable and they're.

great and she sends these these really. funny videos sometimes they see me on. see me on screen or something and. they're like Uncle Coco Uncle Coco and. she sends me these videos and it's a lot. of fun but within 30 seconds because. they've been on the news a lot lately. and there's been this big Ryan Murphy. special TV show you likened your. three-year-old beautiful children to the. bendeez. brothers and then we started talking. about how they were going to you might. you might send them out on Halloween as.

the Menendez brothers that's pretty. great that's pretty great I think what I. said was I I'm scared of watching. monsters cuz I'm cuz I have two boys and. you never you never know no you do know. you don't first of all I told you I'll. get you steel pajamas that will protect. you when they come bursting in you never. know I don't know what happened you know. you do know they're not I mean I think. you have a solid I think you have a 55%. chance of your kids not kill kill you in.

55% that's pretty good that's isn't it. contingent upon how the parents are. that's what made them the way they were. so you should well that's controver. that's controversial because it's what. it's the big question of the movie is. what did happen to the kids did they. kill them for the money or did they make. up this story who knows it's this big. question and there's there's a lot that. we will not litigate here on this show I. think we should stick to the meat of the. issue which is that you likened your. twins to the Menendez brothers and then.

started talking about them going out on. Halloween what with little shotguns I. don't know now wish I'm not going to. give wear wearing pastel shirts one of. them wearing one of them wearing a wig. and the other wearing glasses that he. didn't need just to soften his look in. court and would you go out as their. lawyer wear like a yellow wig yeah well. I mean I will it read does one dress up. in like a tennis outfit and then the. other are they are they the men's. Brothers at trial I think that should be. them at. trial when their lawyer tried to soften.

their image by having them wear pastels. and told Eric to wear glasses that he. didn't need they didn't have any lenses. in them yeah I think he it tipped it off. to the jury several times when he. scratched his face through the the open. glasses or did this with the kker chief. yeah yeah yeah made a bad he said well. he'd say out loud time to clean my. glasses and then he'd take. a and. go you wouldn't convict a guy in glasses. would you yeah cuz these are real lenses.

um that's why you two wear glasses to. soften your image I'm just saying I was. told by Adam Sachs I don't need glasses. he said you should wear glasses to. soften your brutal image cuz people. think of you as a murderer and so think. of me as pretty hardcore without these. glasses oh yeah definitely we put you in. glasses we tried to soften up your image. you're kind of more DB Cooper now you're. sort of a 1970s hijacker take them off. let's see monster.

that's that's stolen uh it's okay the. good stuff is that's Eugene ly oh it's. also Carl Riner in the movie The Jerk. when he takes off yeah he takes off his. glasses and and his eyes are immediately. crossed shout out to the great Carl. Riner uh but anyway is this something. that you might actually do have them go. out um I'm not going to give them. shotguns right but maybe maybe in blood. maybe a little Menendez would be kind of. like timely cute is it cute it's not.

cute it's not is it cute it's not cute. remember last year the other Ryan Murphy. show dmer everybody went as dmer for. Halloween yes so and you have these kids. that do seem there's no light in their. eyes I'll just say that there's just no. light in their eyes and I've seen them. look when you walk into a room they're. real happy and then you and Tac walk. into a room and I see them look at you. and they've often asked me independently. about your net. worth Uncle Coco yeah yes who's this.

Mikey and oh you can work a phone what. mama daddy. worth what what what Mommy Daddy worth. oh I mean sona's got a book and she's do. does well on the podcast and you know I. know Tac is uh does well and you guys. have a nice house so I would think yeah. you guys yeah yeah may maybe look it. make it look like. Mur why do they talk this way why are. they telling you the plan too well well. the men brothers did and they trust me.

they said um's brother told you no they. told Dr oil their therapist but I do. believe there's a good chance they will. they think of me as first of all any. anything you say to your uncle Coco is. confidential that's not true it is true. uh that's not true and I also by the way. I'm talking about it on a podcast yeah I. also think I don't even think they would. kill us for the net worth they would. kill us for like a popsicle right now. like the the stakes are much lower than. is the currency for them right now yeah. it's like can I have a p some M&M's and. then they would kill us for them yeah.

that's okay I mean I don't know we all. go through a phase that's okay what are. you talking about no no I tried to I. mean my brothers and I I'm one of four. brothers we tried to get our parents a. couple of times we just weren't very. organized about it but there there was. four of you I know there's four of us. but I didn't say a we were physically. uncoordinated the O'Brien boys and we. never had a clear plan okay so uh it was. just you know sometimes I'd come into. the room and I'd have a gun but Neil. would have a pillow and I'd be like what. do you have a pillow for I thought we.

said guns and he said no I thought we. said pillows and then our my dad would. wake up and go what are you doing in. here get out of here and we'd get scared. and go and leave we we never got our. plan straight oh okay all right well. hopefully the boys won't either but I. don't know there's less there's just two. of them hey root for root for their. success always root for your children to. succeed yeah I'll be like good try guys. if they try something right did try yeah. you tried did the important thing is you. tried so you took Tac out but you missed. mummy good good job here's a trophy.

should be a trophy this is so dark this. is really dark I thought it was maybe. too dark for our podcast but you guys. were like no and Adam was like thumbs up. we should be rolling on this and I was. like really I think it's too dark you're. beautiful children this is it's cuz they. have brown hair they have brown eyes. they're a little menes and not also. there's nothing in the eyes there's no. light in their eyes.

I saw when they were. babies come on you can't say that just. cuz they didn't laugh at things you said. there that's what this is all about. that's what this is you that's what this. is about man I gave them my a level. stuff time and time again I I burned. more calories trying to make these kids. laugh and I couldn't get them I started. to get them recently yeah but usually I. can get them at one I couldn't get him. at one I couldn't get him at two even. now it's tough yeah it's tough and first. I should get something for just facial.

recognition like oh he's worked I know. him from the clubs I should get. something you know I should get like get. a trophy I should get something no you. don't get it if you don't earn it you. don't get it well when people don't. laugh at my jokes I think they're. sociopaths that's what we've learned. from this like a true soci exactly all. right we got to get into it.