Sona Insists She Isn’t Drunk | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Now Matt you seem fine and as you can. tell I'm fine uh I am well I'm just in. general like Baseline you're not no no I. know Baseline I'm not fine but I have my. chemistry has not been altered Sonia you. were three sheets to the wind I'm not. three states. I'm just like I'm drinking a little. quicker than I usually normally do just. because it's a great drink and you don't. taste you can't tainted no it's a great. drink and you can't taint it now.

Rising slogan. every liquor company wants now every. Spirits company Ryan Reynolds is calling. right now to say hey can I use that oh. for my gin it's a great drink and you. can't taint it you can't taint it the. flavor's so good you can taint it. your teeth can taste it okay Sana. please there's a danger at some point. but you'll become unprofessional okay.

drunk Sona is Funk Sona it's good all. right no I'm fine I'm in a good place. she's in a really good place now we're. good we're looking after the kids. tonight. I don't know uh. were we were before the show when you. and I were down the street you had a. lovely conversation I think your. husband's there and I believe your. father's there as well no my in-laws are. watching the babies and Tack is at his. karate practice has he ever used karate. in real life has he ever been attacked.

by a bunch of ninjas in the street okay. you don't I'm asking you real quick and. that's a real question I weigh in on. this I rode in with Sona today and I was. riding in the passenger seat and in the. like dashboard there was a solid block. of mahogany wood and I went what's this. for and she said sometimes when tack. drives he just puts that on his lap and. punches it yeah oh my God conditioning. I'm wondering like have you ever seen it. in action I mean I've seen him do karate. when I've gone to like exhibitions and. stuff but if you're talking about are we.

walking down a dark alley and someone. jumps out and is like give me all your. money and then he's like. he doesn't say chop chop why not yeah. it's not you don't you're supposed to. karate is not saying yeah you're. supposed to say chop yeah chop chop chop. my point is there's a part of me that's. a little curious yeah I kind of want to. attack your husband just to see what. would happen he would brutally beat you. do you really think so I also don't. think you need any karate trainings. what if we went and did a home invasion.

tonight at their house yeah so when he. was he was you know what's really great. mock home invasions is a prank yeah in. California that's a wonderful idea hey I. got a better idea let's do that in Texas. let's go do some mock home invasions. just for fun and see how that goes oh. wow they have a lot of guns their guns. have guns yeah. town and I went to go get a weapon to. protect myself and he had a sword so I.

had I was sleeping and I had a sword. next to me the whole time but if anyone. ever broke into my house I wouldn't know. what to do what did I tell you earlier. today that there's a certain friend of. mine who's also known he's in the public. eye who regularly gifts me weapons yeah. we're talking about Joel McHale yes Joel. McHale every Christmas gives me a deadly. weapon but it's all they're all kind of. interesting like weird blades and crazy. samurai swords and a mace he gave me a.

modern day mace like that you could you. know ball with spikes yes exactly so I. have all this stuff in my house so uh. Crooks robbers and Ruffians beware I'm. armed with a Joel McHale Armory of. stilettos blades Bashers and Smashers oh. look our pizzas are ready oh thank God. just in time for me to stop this crazy. monologue is going nowhere oh what do. you oh that growth.

one of the pizzas looks like it needs. surgery is that my guy yeah that looks. amazing. thank you so much so I just take the. whole thing oh my God that looks really. nice Pizza up all right sauna just take. it easy I'm gonna marry this pizza in a. courthouse wedding yeah I want to write. this pizza a letter stating my. intentions and hoping I get a. affirmative response. that's very good let's hear you chew. them.

let's hear you chew them Eduardo. oh God help me that's delicious that is. very good gentlemen okay GG Chris this. is really good thank you you're welcome. this is I mean. I love pizza I love pizza I love pizza. all day I can't believe your songwriting. career never took off. um. guys this is cooked the exact correct.

amount time thank you yeah chewy but um. not too crispy I like it a little chewy. huh yeah you heard me well I I said. chewy which was a good thing and then. you said I like it chewy and that's like. me saying you know my life she's very. pretty I like pretty women. what's wrong with pretty women. no one was disagreeing with you weirdo. are there napkins look just just lay off. okay I'll get you something no hang up.

hang out here uh listen my. congratulations to you and uh to uh we. got to give it up for the pie this is. amazing pie it's not us yeah. DG and Chris thank you guys thank you. guys can I do this if I don't know how. to make pizzas yes okay yeah 100 there's. a little learning curve I wouldn't throw. a party and start making pizzas for 30. people do it by yourself do a couple. trial runs and then you can do that. should I open up his tries you'll be an. expert I did that I opened a pizza. restaurant and I've never made a pizza. before and I did it.

in New York and have like a very intense. area where there's a lot of competition. and I had never tried it before and. guess what the place failed immediately. um devouring this pizza all right stop. it I really are this is guys this is. really terrific thank you and soon. you'll hear in the next installment the. juices in my stomach working away. boo yeah this is a celebrity scoop. laughs.