Sona Has A Problem With Conan’s Masturbating Bear Music | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend and I'm hanging here with Sona. messian hey son hi Conan and uh Mr mad. gorley hi know I don't know why I did. that hello Mr President I'm just happy. to see you guys I I have something I. want to bring up to you actually that's. sounds something this weekend that I. realized okay did did you hear he just. said he was happy I know I know and I. want to cuz there's always it never last. I really was I haven't seen you guys in. like I don't know 10 days or something.

and I was happy to see you so there you. go so anyway let's hear your. thing what is it what's up no now you. just threw me off no no no what is it. let's I hate. this okay all right well okay so my kids. go to an Armenian school I don't know if. you knew this I'm Armenian and then we. they learn about notable Armenians and. one of the most notable Armenian. composers is araman who's like he's like. well known everyone has like heard of. something what kind of stuff does he. comp well I will tell you I will tell.

okay I'm sorry I'm coming in hot cuz I. just realized something this weekend. that upset me you took his most famous. composition the saber dance and you made. it the theme for the masturbating bear. and. I um when I figured that. out you that was our guy and you. made him the masturbating beer thing.

because that's what I used to hum when I. masturbated as a teenager oh out of. respect for The Armenian culture I well. I just loved him I think he's one of the. great Armenian composers but you got to. admit it works really well with a bear. masturbating it's just I think there's. there's a generation of people who think. that was made specifically for the. masturbating bear and they don't realize. it's part of a bigger beautiful thing. well first of all don't you think that.

however they hear the music it's. introducing them to a great Armenian. artist and then they can go and. appreciate the music on in its own right. by singing. bees. bees he's it's also it starts right as. he grabs his junk and starts jerking it. yeah that's when you would I mean in. comedy that's when you would hit the. music but it's not even like hey here's. the intro for the masturbating it's like. that's the theme song for him jerking it. is is is is well is this work by this.

Armenian composer well first of all we. didn't say what. Armenian song would work well with a. bear masturbating it just happened to be. that that was the best song and I think. that speaks to this man's. creativity also sabber could be a. euphemism and maybe he wrote it for. masturbate no it's a saber dance the. people dance with Sabers in it yeah. that's a euphemism like I danced with my. saber last night the dick dance yeah no. it's masturbting no I remember he's in.

there dancing with his saber I said to. Matt you know how'd it go last night he. said oh wife's out of town I did the Old. Saber dance last night that's right and. I I remember he remember you he said. that yeah so bad I couldn't sit down. yeah it's a grown man in a bear costume. jerking it to no he was real he was a. real bear. oh but anyway um I don't know why you're. upset about this honestly I don't know. why you're upset about it because what. because so many young kids know that. song or some over the years because of.

the masturbating bear which was a very. popular character and I mean Eduardo you. would never have heard of the saber. dance unless you had seen masturbating. bear I would have been honored if you. did like Mariachi loo to it so I don't. know why you're upset that's not true no. you wouldn't yes he would we have so. very little and I think you took one of. the things you talking about you have. Sher you have do the you have uh the. Kardashians you have Dr kavorkian. glissan. glissan you know no no you have you have. you have all kinds of dried fruits and.

apricots oh my God no seriously you have. a beautiful culture you don't say we. have so little you have so much no I. think I think that you I you could have. used it for any other bit and then you. used it for the masturbating bear and. now people like when we were listening. to it playing for the boys in the car T. was like isn't this the song for the. masturbating bear and I was like no way. and then I Googled it and it was what do. you mean no way you work for me this was. one of my biggest cultural Achi. achievements and you didn't know that.

this was the music that went with the. masturbating bear I have a bigger. question when was this written is this. guy getting royalties from the. masturbating bear or is it like oh this. is this is a long time ago how long ago. you don't know anything about him oh I. don't know he he was during the Soviet. era I know I think he was like in the. you know late 60s maybe wait so he was. under he was under wait a minute he was. under Stalin's thumb when he wrote this. he was under the he was under the iron. Jack boot what difference does that make. though well I'm just saying you know now.

I have different implications with that. song can you change it no it's been done. it's happened it's over and can I say. something his estate I'm not I'm sure. he's not around I'm sure he's pass yeah. Stan took care of him um. but Jesus um but uh I want to assure you. that his estate has made a lot of money. off of that that they can use towards. all kinds of cool uh projects to further.

Armenian culture so you have no right to. be angry with me none whatsoever and as. the judge here I find you I find I throw. this not only do I throw this case out. but I fine you for bringing it who made. you the judge I think you own my entire. community in apology isn't it Con. O'Brien needs a okay you should just. apologize to no how much I I went to. Armenia with no I went to Armenia with. you I have done everything I can to. uplift and uphold I married you no.

that's not true I no no I I christened. your children in the Armenian Church I. was okay I learned lines in Armenian. yeah uh I have performed an Armenian. wedding didn't I do that no well yeah. you you married my friend Christina piss. and her husband don't call her piss yeah. okay so you're thinking I'm. disrespecting people you're Armen you're. good Armenian friend his name piss yeah. but you took our one of our most famous. composers took his music and put it for. the masturbating bear and I just think.

because I knew that that would spread. joy every yes I was going to say just. think of all the joy that that song is. given people also I will say we've had. many musicians on this podcast not to go. against you son I'm sorry but and. they've always said they create a song. and it goes out into the world and then. people bring their own meanings to that. song in in in this in this you know in. this example that meaning is a bare. masturbating but I'm just saying you. know it's it's people bring their own. their own meetings to the song the. doesn't belong turning in his grave he's.

turning in his grave from what you've. done grave Stalin didn't oh God when he. shot people in a basement they just went. away There's No. Grave I'm. sorry you know I'm fine using the music. this is going too far okay.