Sona Dressed Up For Carol Burnett | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey Conan here I just gave a short. exhale before I started it made Matt. laugh uh welcome to Conan orrian needs a. friend this is well was they would say. probably in the 1890s a corker we got a. corker today I'm joined uh by my pal. Sona hi. there's an insect what's that flying on. this tree okay let me explain where we. are settle down we're not in the woods. in Brazil we are in uh a very nice hotel.

suite which we booked because our very. special guest is Carol brette uh she's. here she's doing a junk it we don't move. for anybody they come to us but when. it's Carol Bernett we packed up our. and we got here as fast as we could and. we got a room full of insects and then. we're in this room and Sona you have not. been able to focus yet it's so close I. just I don't fear an insect it's just so. close to your face yeah what probably. attracted to the Hairspray okay a lot of.

it do you see it yeah yeah yeah there's. bugs there are these two and I don't. want to now say the name of the hotel. it's a very fancy hotel I don't want to. denigrate them in any way but there are. bugs swarming around these um beautiful. beautiful plants tall plants and uh I'm. worried because uh car Bernett is going. to be here and we'll probably have to um. spray the place before she gets in you. know yeah we're pretending we didn't do. the interview already I don't know oh. okay well I just go with what you set up.

I like to lay out realities and Matt. knows to go along okay we did the real. we did it already maybe she brought. those bugs and I saw her release a vial. of bugs at one point do you think yeah. sorry it was incredible I'm sorry I. tried to say oh we have Carol I tried to. build like an old show business some. suspense like Carol Brett's coming this. is going to be exciting and then. immediately son you went what do you. mean we already talked to her and. there's bugs here well you just. completely def deflated our bouncy. castle ruined I'm sorry I am sorry no.

you're not you love I'm not sorry I. really didn't I don't should I don't. know if I should feel bad because you're. lying and I need just lying with a soft. don't do it night here hey I was. thinking about this s your hard G what. baffles me is it's not a Southern. California thing and you're a native. yeah oh my god well she says she's a. native so Carol Bernett was a. Trailblazer yes that's all I got I just. wanted to stop whatever you guys were. doing well I can't wait wait till she.

gets here because it'll be nice for you. to meet her okay because you didn't. already I will say this which is unusual. uh gorle you are always a a smartly. dressed fellow oh Sona um and do not. take this personally but you you have. very casual attire you own one jacket I. believe it belonged to Dr Zas on Planet. of the Apes it's a well-worn leather. coat uh that you've had I guess you. found it in a bin somewhere a long time. ago but anyway you're not someone who. dresses up a lot you look fantastic.

today you you went all out for Co berett. I I really respect her her and I want to. I want to look good for her usually most. of the time when we're recording there's. no reason I should look good cuz I don't. care about what other people like you. think about me well wait a minute I no. but I'm saying I'm sorry I really un. likee I mean there are similarities I. have with coob berett we are both no.

Inspirations to red hair and it stops. there I think no it doesn't stop with. red hair many women got into comedy. because they thought I was a woman no no. no no they were inspired that I got the. Late Night show in '93 and then later on. they figured out I wasn't but but then. it was too late they you know so yes. yeah but I did dress up for her and also. I dressed up for the hotel because it's. nice it's a very nice hotel except for. the bugs yeah I know I'm sorry that that. distracted me and then I drove up here. and my my cars really dirty and there's.

a leak in it and so the inside of my car. is kind of smells a little mold. something let me ask you a question you. said there's a leak in your car not that. your car is leaking which would mean oil. antifreeze one or the other brake fluid. what what is what is leaking in your car. I think we have a sunroof and I think. water is coming into the car from the. sunroof and it rained a lot you close. the sunroof you we do it's closed so you. have a mildewy car that's full of trash. you brought the insects in I think I did. I think they of course because they.

could nest in your hair your hair. is I'm out I'm out first the hard G then. the hair why am I in the clothes why am. I here why do I do this because you use. a lot of listen I made a joke about. hairspray I'm not wearing hairspray but. you do use various waxes oils bombs yes. you are using hairspray no that's not. hairspray what is it I don't want to say. okay why it's old mayonnaise it's a. great trick that I learned you brought. the ins I learned it from Danny K you. get mayonnaise you let it cure in the. Sun for couple of weeks and once the.

smell is gone and it's hardened you put. it in your hair and it gives it great. volume okay and then um I did that and. then mistakenly I let my son eat it but. six weeks later he was out of the. hospital um these stories so stupid I'm. so. stupid I can't wait to meet Carol. Bernett yes a true comedy Legend who. knows what she's doing and doesn't just. bble about God we did this after cuz if. we did this truly before I don't think. we would have felt Worthy you know I.

mean I still don't but no no I know but. I'm going to stick with my reality the. reality is we already did the interview. with Carol Bernett and it's fantastic. but I'm sticking with my old show. business reality which is that she. hasn't entered the room yet okay there. are no bugs um your hair looks fantastic. my hair is amazing this is this is the. reality I'm sticking with you're a good. assistant and um and we're thrilled and. we're excited and we hear her footstep. step's coming down the hall right now.

she's coming right now we better get. this I hear her. listen no no what. is is she what is she coming here with. she's walking but someone put horseshoes. on her which is just I don't know why. they did that oh she's probably doing a. bit or maybe it's the new. fashion here she comes no that's bad the. door's. opening that's the horse. wiing whatever you like you like it. being horse winning or door opening oh.

that's what it was I thought it was door. opening okay I was no horse winning. is I. think that's a horse okay did the horse. open the door no oh this is the horse. I'm a horse she's standing right there. hold on Carol I'm going finish with this. bit in a minute Carol just calm down no. no Carol stand still um okay uh. wow Jes yes I don't know H voice change. rap.

just stand still and um yeah uh and then. the the door. opened I'm a door um the door said I'm a. door and all my sound effects it the. sound effect ends up saying what it is. confus. yeah.