Sona Asks Conan If He’s Ever Pooped In A Hole | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

It is a wonderful, wonderful night and. we're here and we're together and that's. the important thing. We're together and. actually more important than that, we. have some rum. Yeah. And uh. And more important than that we're. together is that we get to be apart when. this is done. What do you What does that mean? Well, I just, you know, a little goes a. long way. My wife always says if you don't leave, how can I miss you? And she says that a lot. My wife says that maybe. eight times a day. Now, I originally pitched that we did. three episodes of this at night, we.

spend the night and then we do three. episodes in the morning. Like we camp. here. Oh. I would do that. Really? Yeah. So, Soona, you were the holdout? I am I'm okay. Listen. I think we're okay doing it this way. Did you hear that? Can you hear that in. the background? Those choppers going by, those those. motorcycles. Those are guys that are living fast and. free. They don't And you know what? They're probably listening to old. episodes of this podcast right now while. they ride their choppers.

Yeah. I don't know. I would do that. I would. camp out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do you camp? I've never, in all the time. I've worked for you, I've never like. helped you buy a sleeping bag. Well, you don't need to help me buy a. sleeping bag. I've Like do you You have a tent? How would you help him buy a sleeping. bag? I would buy it for him. I would say, "Soona, I need a sleeping. bag.". And then she would go and say, "Do you. have the John Tesh?". Do you have the DO YOU HAVE THE. FRANKENSTEIN?

Get me a body bag for Andre the Giant. I. mean, that's basically what you're. saying. Have you ever pooped in a hole? What are you doing? Don't bring take it. to that level. I'm saying this is part of legit camping. is when you dig a hole and then that's. where you go into the bathroom and then. you dig it back. true. Those of us who are sophisticated. campers bring a porcelain toilet with. us. Solo Stove makes ONE OF THOSE. WELL, ACTUALLY, I don't want to sully. their name cuz I do love the company, Solo Stove, but I but guess what? If.

anyone could do it, they could. Yeah. You could warm your bottom as you. relieve yourself. No, I'm going to tell. you that uh. I check it out on Amazon. There's. incredible inventions out there. They. have a beautiful toilets, porcelain. toilets that weigh hundreds of pounds. that you can take camping with you. And then you pull a chain when you're. done. Oh, okay. Yeah. I just you don't strike me as like the. camping, roughing it type. I don't? Yeah. I did a lot of camping back in the day. When I was a young lad. What day?

Uh well, it would be when I was a. young'un. I was sent off to Freedom, New. Hampshire, and I hiked all of the uh. White Mountain range. You're you know, all the Presidentials. Uh and I did a. ton of hiking and mountain climbing when. I was a kid. Oh. So, yeah, I did. And I was a lean. machine back in that day. Then time went. on. Time marched on. And I became the. sad sad, sorry figure, you know. But uh no, I I would like to camp. I I.

will say that no one in my family's that. interested in it. But I have taken my. kids camping a bunch of times. I just feel like if we decided to camp. here, Gorley and I would be out here in. like sleeping bags and you'd be inside. and on like a really comfortable bed. that you would have brought in. not fair. I would be at the Four Seasons. Hotel. Oh, look. Hop eroxy. HOP EROXY. IT'S A HELICOPTER. IT'S A COP. Leave me alone. I'm just a person.

Hey, Sona, think of all the amazing. things in life that are expressions of. just you. Yeah. I mean, like the chocolate that you had. on your face when you came in cuz you. just ate that. What was it you were. eating? I was eating a giant cookie. Giant cookie. Yeah. And that's so Sona. Okay. Or that song you stream over and over. again that's just so you. What's that. song for you? Twinkle twinkle little star. It is for. my boys, not me. Still, it's nice. Okay. Or, you know, that podcast, that comedy. podcast you just got to listen to. Yeah, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Exactly. Is that what you listen to in. your spare time? I love it. Everything.

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Oh god. My rap, but. Your rap? But anyway, I'm sorry for the occasional chopper, but. that's just what comes with the. territory. We're outside where the paps. can get a good look at it. Yeah, al fresco. This is This is living. Yeah, this is really nice. Yeah, I'm just going to give her another. sip. Who needs a little topper off? I might I might need I might need her a. little bit more. Okay. Well, so you First of all, You just failed. You just failed a sobriety test 3.

minutes into. perfectly fine. I know, you look terrific. I feel perfectly fine. you gendered your drink. It's a her. I. like that. It's like a ship. Do you want. some more, boss? I'm looking at the ice, and it's Sam. Elliott, and his face is melting. Yeah, you can put some more in there. Okay. No, I would I would very much like to go. I like to sleep in a tent. I really do. I enjoy that life and I've loved the. times that I've gone camping with my. kids. Okay. So, I you know, I think you're wrong on. all counts.

Okay. I don't think I am. You are. Okay. All right, bye. Okay. And also I'm really good at an uh. camping breakfast. Are you? Yes, I am. I know how to make I brought. a little portable like heat up skillet. last time I went. I brought and I uh. made a lot of pancakes for my kids and. then other kids came who were nearby and. I made a lot of pancakes for them. I'm. just saying I know I'm a failure at most. things, but I did I do very well at a. campsite. these other kids? They were actors I hired.

The sad thing is they were child actors. from a long time ago. So, when they. showed up they were on their they were. on their 40s and 50s. Remember me on Eight Is Enough? Oh my. god. Jason Bateman, Yeah, Jason Bateman.