Sharon Horgan & Conan Are Kept Humble By Their Families | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
the first time I went to Ireland to. shoot some comedy the first guy I ran. into said ah you're here to take the. piss out of Patty are you like you're. here to with us Aria and I thought. no I'm I'm here to just get some good. content and the joke is going to be on. me ah we'll see we'll see and they're. just on you right away oh yeah what are. you up to yeah are you making fun of us. sir yeah it's it's a big big part of the. personality just to snare just to be a. snare just to take the piss out of.
everyone right which is good it means. you can't you know get any uh delusions. about yourself not even for a second not. for a second but also I know I'm one of. six I'm a kind of I own a five and. you're uh one of five yeah and. so my brothers and sisters even though. I've had this measure of success in my. business. they are they and I know they love me. and I know they're proud of me but. um it's just constant put down good and.
I know and when I come home it's it's. you know they give me that I didn't. empty the dishwasher back in 1978. you. know what I mean and it's all that and. I'll say you know. um I just had this success this nice. thing happened for me and they you know. they gave me a medal and they're like. uh-huh yeah yeah you didn't empty the. dishwasher in 1978. so that's what it's. like you must get that from your sibling. my my siblings though honest honestly my.
best friends and and the best people I. know and they are incredibly. um supportive and lovely about. everything but um. um but also they don't give a why. should they my my brother. um played rugby for Ireland so nothing I. I did would ever. um reach that in any way right you know. um you know he's he's. um. tested on a on a pitch and.
um sung the National Anthem while you. know 30 000 other people sang it right. he's you know held their hopes and. dreams in his hand on on on home to her. if he's got two hands actually they're. in his hands really that's so impressive. yes I've read about him it's incredible. what he can do the two-handed rugby fire. yeah and uh by the way I'd be impressed. if I understood rugby but yeah well. fundamentally do not understand that. sport it's I guess it's like American. football but just much better and no one.
no one wears those City costumes so yes. you're getting the support but also it. keeps you in check because yeah I mean. I'll bring it up how can you. you just want a bafta which is a huge. deal I know and I'm telling you for the. first oh yeah it just came in Over The. Wire yeah after you won a Nobel Peace. Prize no you want a bathtub you want a. Peabody yeah I mean this is. incredible heady stuff were you were you.
there for the bafta ceremonies I was so. you just flew in I just flew in okay. well that that can I just say that that. is why I said I'm exhausted to meet you. I mean of course I mean I I'd be. thrilled to be your friend if we ended. up. just really stupid I didn't think it. through I hadn't looked at the dates. properly and uh.
and and then it was done and uh and I. just thought no that'd be fine because. um I write quite well on a on a plane. like I you know because you you don't. have Wi-Fi unless you buy it and even. then it's I can't figure out how to buy. it I have never figured out how to buy. it and I think once I successfully did. it it was an accident but did you just. get really delirious and start like I. started throwing I started just trying. all kinds of different things and then I. got the Wi-Fi and I was so excited the. captain had to come out and calm me down.
um and no one was flying the plan for a. bit yeah I just worry I worry about it. still you know that something will if. I've got the Wi-Fi on something else. will turn off you know yeah just the. that's exactly how it works are you one. of those people that think if you. accidentally leave your phone if it's. not on airplane mode the plane will. crash yeah of course yeah it's when I. thought of my kids. you're a bear flight mode on because. it's really dangerous this this plane. might go down.
um uh yeah so so I can write really well. on a plane because I don't have Wi-Fi. and I'm just you know. um nothing else to do so I thought I'll. write and it'll be okay but it's you. know I swear to God when I saw. because the big story. um Sharon that you would won the bafta. and it's this picture of you and all the. cast and you're in London I told my. publish as well I won't be interviewing. her uh she's now way too big too big for. us I won't be seeing her so I was.
pleasantly surprised that you showed up. but then did the math in my head and. realized I've been knuckered yeah well I. was at the webbies last night okay I. came over to. um do that as well I preferred if you. had said I flew here to just to see you. Conan now we have to bring up this Webby. we're going to the um Irish Arts. Center later today I did tell you um. that it was the embassy and then I. remembered that it's not actually it's. the oh you lied I did well I didn't lie. I mean I'm I'm jet lagged so I think I. just said that word instead of Irish.
Arts Center but um but yeah so oh did. you know that the webbies uh you can you. just do a five five word speech yes well. there were the Iman was getting an award. there who had invented emojis can you. believe that he and he did a five emoji. speech. it just popped up on screen it was it. was really it was really I felt I was in. the future did you feel at all that okay.
writing as we know it is over that you. will be replaced by emojis that's what. you should have been that's where my. mind goes really yeah I try not to think. like that I mean I think emojis are. great but you know they're they're they. have limits I don't like you can. misinterpret it I have many times it's. been quite embarrassing for me I thought. I was having an affair yeah I was just. really angry with you someone wanted me. to pick up eggplant though someone. wanted you to go to them the farmer's.
market and I misunderstood it's not my. fault that can happen with words though. right that's a terrible thing yeah you. misinterpret or or if you're like you're. not sure that's the worst if you're kind. of on on the fence yeah like are they. trying to say that they. feel a certain way about me or yeah. I don't know email email is very strange. but I had a uh waitress yesterday here. in New York. I did an interview and then we went out.
to lunch and I was talking to her you. went out to lunch with the waitress. after he did your interview. did I say that incorrectly I thought I. want to get it out there with it and I. don't want my wife to know that I'm. dating a waitress here in New York while. she's in Los Angeles that's what I'm. trying to say. and uh no I went to a restaurant with. some of the people I work with here and. the waitress. I made some quip and she said I need to. tell you that my. um I cannot register sarcasm.
and she she told me that and I don't. even think I was trying to be sarcastic. I think I was just said something silly. not sarcastic yeah but she said I do. need to tell you what cannot register. sarcasm on people's faces and I never. have but what what what's the worst that. could happen in that case she's just not. enjoying your your joke your soccer yes. to me that's the lowest level of hell. this is someone not enjoying what I'm. doing at any given moment.
