Sarah Silverman (FULL EPISODE) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[Music]. Hi, my name is Sarah Silverman and I. feel rejoice slash dead inside. about being. about being Conan O'Brien's friend. I love how you had to look down at the. paper to see what my name is. We met in 1993. You're one of my. earliest talk show guests and you're. checking the page to see what my name. is. I didn't know if it was just Conan or. Conan O'Brien. O'Brien. [Music].

I wish I could be me. I'm my favorite. member of my family tree. What the. Oh my god. See, this is why we need to roll. We're. actually rolling now. Oh, we are. I thought I heard every one. of your crazy songs. I got one I'd never heard before. We're starting this podcast with that. song. We're in right now. Okay. Well, um, yes. I'm Conor O'Brien and then blah blah. blah. son know blah blah blah and um. listen I. I I say so much nonsense all the time.

that I'm always stunned when something. burbles out of my mouth that you haven't. heard before. Me too. But I just did it. Yeah. I just said um my what did I say? My. favorite person is me. I'm my favorite. member of my family tree. I want to be me. I want to be me because I'm my favorite. member of my family tree. Did you just make that up? I think I did. I've never heard. I don't know. Oh, it's rings true. And it's a stupid thing to say. So stupid. Who would say I want to be me? Cuz I'm.

my favorite member of my family tree. These things spill out of me all the. time. As I've said, brushing my teeth. Uh in the middle of the night, I'll wake. up and I'll say something like that. Sometimes I'll put it to music. And the. listener should know that you hear Conan. in an unhinged form on the podcast. I. would multiply that times like eight. Yeah. Pre-recording. That's what it's like in. here, I think. Yes. I'm trying to be responsible. somewhat when we do this and I should. probably stop. but.

over the years everyone always said uh. there was the meeting after the show. Yeah, you were around for those Sona. I was you were around for those. The. meeting before the show when we were. going over the jokes and the band is. playing and the audience is loaded in. That was pure insanity. Insanity. And then the meeting afterwards was. unhinged insanity. Yeah. As was rehearsal. rehearsal was often um. a mad king, a mad syphilytic king. This is true. A Caligula who's putting his horse in.

charge of the making him his horse a. senator. Uh only I have a a Fender. guitar strapped on. And um. don't forget the syphilis. All the. syphilis. Syphilis. And the horse had syphilis, too. Um, the point being that uh these. are just little snippets that I guess uh. are somehow. your brain. What's wrong with me? I don't know. Is it syphilis? It's not syphilis. I get tested every. day. But is this how you were as a kid? Like. did you go around muttering like I like.

I want to be me. There was a lot of things like that. Craziness. And I mean, we've talked. about this, but anytime I played any. sports activity with other kids, all I. did was talk and make up who I was. and to describe who my character was and. how I had been in prison, but I just got. out because I had murdered a fan in the. stands, but now they're giving me a. second chance. I knew my name. I knew my. whole backstory. And my brother Luke, my. poor brother Luke is a saint. He's a. year older than me. Would be like,

"Just play the game." We play this these. pickup basketball games and these people. sometimes wouldn't even know me and I'd. be like, "Yeah, see this is who I am.". See, you did it in front of people you didn't. even know. so like there was never this thing in. your brain that was like, "Oh god, people are going to think I'm crazy.". You were just like, there's no stopping it. Okay. I did go to a summer camp once and I. don't think the kids like me that much, but this one. camp counselor was I was on a trip and I.

made up this whole story about a bird. a. bird that was the size of a human that. was running through the woods. And I. made up this whole thing and I was just. babbling and improvising this whole. thing. And this guy was crying. He was. laughing so hard. Oh my god. And he got back and he was like, "That. kid is really" and they were like, "That. guy, I don't like that guy." And they. were like, "I'm telling you, he's really. funny. Tell them about the thing you. told me on the trail." And I couldn't. recreate it. They still hated me. Did people really dislike you? Like did. you you know, do you think that like you. walked into a room and people were like, "Oh god, Conan." I think when I first.

showed up, people were like, "This. here's I looked like the Wendy's logo uh. with a bull haircut and I had a weird. name and I was not good at sports." So, I think maybe initially, but then I. always I think people came around Old. Conzy. Yeah, I think so. It paid off. Yeah, it did. Look at you now. Look at me now. In a small in a small. room. Look, you're Look at you now in a small. room at Larchmont in Los Angeles. You're working with us. Come on. Yeah. Look at us. Wow. a podcast with my assistant,

the creme de la creme of show business. Um, did you know that after Dean Martin. broke up with Jerry Lewis, he just spent. a bunch of his later years just touring. around with his assistant and it was. Is that true? Nope. Made it up. They made movies. Why do I follow Why do I believe. everything you say? Cuz I have a certain authority. Uh, my. guest today is a very funny comedian. whose latest comedy special, Postmortem, is available to stream on Netflix. starting tomorrow. See how I said.

tomorrow? Yeah, I'm thrilled she's here. Lover. Who. doesn't? Sarah Silverman. Well, we got to do it again like before. You got to pause before. every Why didn't you mention it? Well, I've mentioned it multiple times. in a room. I hope you fall downstairs soon, but. you're not hurt. But it's scary. It's. frightening to you. The fall is. frightening. Okay, I'm processing that. But thank. you. It's scary. and you're scared by it. Okay, that's what I hope happens to you. It's. a very specific wish. Yeah, I wish you ill, but not that maybe you. have a bruise, too. All right, let's try this again. Just for the listener sake, if you've.

been listening chronologically, we're. trying to get Conan to leave a pause cuz. some music comes in and just. I think you know, you know what we need. to do? We need to make some kind of. symbol right here between she's here and. then I'll do it again. I'll do that. My guest today is a very funny comedian. whose latest special postmortem is. available to stream on Netflix starting. tomorrow. I'm thrilled she's here. [Laughter]. every time. Maybe it was Sarah Silverman. Welcome.

When I was thinking about today. Mhm. You mean dreaming about today? Yes. And masturbating about today. Hey. Oh, no. But like with tears, you know, like the. way you do it. And. I cry when I masturbate. It's true. I don't know why this happened, but all. I all I've been singing on the way Are. you still laughing about you crying when. you masturbate? I guess. Yeah. Laughing to cover up the. fact that it might be true. Go ahead.

I've been singing Conan. Don't be. discouraged. The man he isn't hard to. Is that right? I can't. Name song from Chico and the man. Yeah. Chico, don't be discouraged. But. you made it Conan. I love that. Conan, don't be discouraged. That was a my parody version. Yeah, but I like it. But it lines up cuz. I often I'm always worried the the man. is hard to understand. So it lines up. A.

lot of kids listening right now are. thinking, "What's Chico and the Man?". It was a very popular very popular. sitcom, huge, starring Freddy Prince. And uh then it ended when the star of. the show ended his own life. Yes. kind of tragically. It was a big. deal when when I was a kid. It's huge. I just remember the guy the comic that. gave him the gun was like the youngest. comedian ever to be on the Tonight Show. or something. Oh, really? Oh, I like fun facts. I mean, is it the. funnest fact? No, maybe not.

Yeah, your fun facts are terrible. Fun fact. Uh, a fetus can only live 2. minutes outside the womb. if it's less than 6 months old. Fun. fact. If it's not fun, then why are we all. laughing? You're right. I think that's a good. point. Yeah, it's a very good point. I want to wear my glasses. There she is. I see you now. Uh, Sarah, I come to both. name drop and compliment you, which is I.

had breakfast this morning with a. certain Mr. Billy Crystal, who was raving about your show, Bedwater. He went to see the Oh, yeah. He went to. see the musical. He went to see the musical. And he was. like, "It's terrific. It's fantastic.". Cuz I said, "I I've got to go. I've got. to go see." And then I got to name drop. with him. I'm going to go see Sarah Silverman and. have a conversation. He's like, "Oh, you. got to tell her. Her show is amazing. Her show is fantastic." So that's what. I'm starting with. I mean, obviously we. had some other talk in there first about.

fetuses dying and crying while. masturbating and, you know, some stuff. that went a little south. But now we get. to the good stuff, which is a big. compliment from Yes. We go north uh with. uh with with Mr. Billy Crystal. Loving. your show. So, congratulations. Yay. Thank you. Yeah, it's in DC. It closes in a week or it's. probably closed by the time this hits. people's ears, but hopefully it will go. to whatever. Cut this part out. No, keep. this part in.

This, I think, drops in 2020. This is the clip. People will be listening to it on their. jetpacks. Um, I'm very happy when I hear. that you're going to come in and do the. podcast. I was like, I got the day off. This is the day off. This isn't work. talking to you. It's work. Is it for you? No. For you? No, it's not. I've always uh I You're. the best. I mean, I love talking to you. You're a ray of sunshine. And I think in. the community of show business, the.

business of show, who doesn't like them. some Sarah Silverman? Everybody loves. Sarah Silverman. Yeah. Yeah. When you have a party, everybody. shows up. Like when you have these. rooftop parties, I mean, these guys. don't. Sorry. A. Well, I'm Come on. Well, it's awkward. But um. the people I see at your parties, it's. incredible. It's amazing. I know. There's like no one where you. are trying to avoid a conversation. I. feel I feel like everyone is a joy to. see. Yeah. Even this guy. Even this guy. Even this guy. Yeah.

Very exciting that you came. When I show up, people are even the. biggest stars get excited. Owen Wilson couldn't work up the nerve. to come up and talk to me. Yeah. It's exciting to see. And you know. what I admire about you? You're very. funny and you keep branching out. I saw. you in Maestro and I thought you are a. terrific actor and is that something. that you've wanted to do? Did you think. about acting? Uh because I always, you.

know, I didn't know if that was. something that you had like an arrow in. your quiver for a while. You were just. like, I want to try this at some point. What is this acting thing? Yeah. No, I always wanted to be an actor. Really? Yeah. Yeah. But I always wanted to be a. comic and then that really is, you know, more like I always think that's like. being gay, being a comedian, you know, because you're like born that way, right? There's nothing you can do about it, right?

And you should just let your freak flag. fly. Yes. Yeah. I like acting, but I I get I have. a hard time Well, it's not up to me, but. I feel that people can I can get lost in. a character and you aren't like that's. Sarah Silverman, right? But I understand that people tend. to worry about that because they go, "Oh, that everyone knows her and they. like, you know, she's like herself.". You were not though. When I saw you in. Maestro, I thought, "No, that you're you. were just this other person." And it was.

not there was no speed bump of now I. have to adjust my dials. Thank you. For Sarah Silverman, I thought you. really did a beautiful job. Well, I audition. You know, I always. want to audition cuz I, you know, I want to like uh get the part. because they like what I, you know, whatever. I'm now I'm embarrassed. This. isn't funny or anything. Well, this Why can't we just have a. conversation? What's wrong with that? We. can add laughs later. We'll pipe them in.

Laughs here. I always, you know, love to. audition. Isn't it funny that the sound of like a. million people laughing is like a. whisper sound effect? Yes. [Laughter]. That's horrifying. That sounds like uh. wind coming through the trees and a. murderer's chasing me. That's like when. you. That doesn't sound like a a lot of. people being happy. But maybe you're. right because when that many people. cheer, it sounds like death is on its. way. How do you do it? How do you do that?

Uh well, huge crowd laughter. Imagine. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Sounds like a dental tool. No, that's a guy who's uh got had a. tracheotomy and he and the tube came out. and he's running around the hospital. trying to get it plugged back in again. What did I lose the crowd here? What's. happening? All right, so it's the same. We're both. doing the same set. I'm going to take my. jacket off and if you think it's too. sexy, I'll put it back on.

Jesus. Wow. Okay. Know how to wear teal. A little teal for you right there. It's a great color on you. Isn't this nice? Your eyes pop. Well, they make the old peepers pop. That's for sure. It does make the papers pop. Um, I distracted you. You like to. audition, but they still know it's you. And they know that uh you know what I'm. saying is you can't go in anonymously. So sometimes you might even have a.

higher bar to clear because they're. like, "Oh, it's Sarah Silverman.". No, no. People won't get lost in a you. know what, like I I I this great writer. director had a series on Apple Plus. Oh, I guess I shouldn't say that. Whatever. And he asked me to be in it. And a great role. And I was like, great. You know, and then and I've had to do. this before, too. So I had compassion, but he he had to call me and be like, I'm horrified. um the people at Apple. Plus don't want you for the part. They.

feel like the people won't get lost in. you or whatever. And I was like, I. totally understand that because I had a. pilot once and I asked this amazing. director to direct it and he got right. back to me and he was like, "Yes, I'm. in." And he's like this awesome, cool, far out director. And then it was for. NBC years ago and they were like, "Oh. no, we don't approve him.". What? Oh my gosh. I know it was awful. Uh, not that good a. story, but thank you for your. This is how you react in a podcast.

It It is. I'm killing. Luke. I am your father. It's kind of close to that. Um, I think. that uh there were many years where I. could have made it when I was young as a. leading man. What would you play? Uh, I think I was held back by my small. eyes. Yeah. My thin lips, my prominent eye vein, and um my complete inability to be.

someone other than Conan O'Brien. I think those things tragically held me. back. So unfair. Yes. And I think I needed to I wish I. had broken through those walls because I. also I I think. I can't hear the word walls without. thinking walls. Go on. I don't. know why. Is that even a word? Well, now. neither can I cuz now you just that just. me up completely. Like the like the labia. I don't know. I don't know where I've. heard walls the phrase. And I'm.

sorry to interrupt. I'm I am interested. in the story you were telling whatever. it was. But. yeah, let's let's break this down. Are. these interior or exterior walls? I'm in my mind it's interior walls. I. don't know where I've heard it or why. it's so embedded in me, but like. whenever I'm watching the Bachelor or. Bachelorette, which is any given Monday, they always say like, you know, when I. put up my walls and I always say out. loud, walls and then my boyfriend. who's like in another room hears it and. is like knows exactly what's happening.

cuz it's like a it's almost like an OCD. thing. But is have you guys heard that? Well, I'm curious. In 1989 when the. Burlin Wall fell, did you say that poor. woman? I mean, I'm just curious. I think that's a I think that's a great. joke and I think it deserves something. Um, Mr. Gorbachoff, tear down this. wall. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm going for. It's more It has to be plural or like uh. who is the vice can you believe? I can't. remember the vice pres the guy who ran.

for vice president with Kamala Walls. Oh, yeah. Waltz. Yeah, Tim. It is Tim Walls. That also in my head I. was like Walls. Well, that's probably what cost him the. election. Many people. walls. Why do I have Is that. I don't know that that's something we. can Google and find out. I don't I tried. I tried. We're going to get something. Eduardo tried. Well, what I'm what I'm. curious about is now it's in my head. So. that if I go to say we need to repair. these walls, meaning structural, you.

know, damage to my home from the recent. California fires. We need to repair. these walls. I'm going to go to. walls. And that's going to cause all. kinds of problems in the household. So, you've done this. You've you've ruined. my mind. That was I mean, honestly, a little bit. my hope for all of you is that it's. infected. That's interesting. Now, you jumped. right in with a specific part. The labia. I thought that. just don't do that. Just. I mean, that's kind of the labia of the. vagina, the the walls. She's just.

very He's very weird when you you say. things like the lips. Yeah. I recently learned all this. Vagina is the hole is the hole where the. penis goes in and the baby comes out. Yeah. The urethra is not on your clitoris, but. it basically is. I think it's like under. the hood of it or something. And it's. the tiniest hole that somehow like five. streams come out of. And then.

you know what's crazy? I'm learning. No, I didn't. No, I am a grown ass adult. with two children and I'm learning. I. didn't Okay, keep going. And then the vagina is just the whole. It's not the whole It's not the thing. The thing is called the labia. I've been. spanked about this. I bet you have. Wow. Wait, what's the matter with you? You. look like you're about to pass out. Don't project on me, but I'm fine. I. Did you guys know all this? I I think I did from anatomy class.

Great. Wow. Uh. I think I learned it from his anatomy. books. Yeah. And I got it all wrong. Yeah. Um. uh this was not discussed at any point. during my life. Um and then later on, you know, you you learn things. Yeah. Uh and I mean recently. uh which is shocking, but yeah, it's. okay. Right now, yes, from Sarah. But I uh it's incredible that yes, we. should be able to talk about this. freely. We should be adults and we. should talk about this freely. I mean, but also like as a I would say straight.

men and gay women. have like an actual view of the vagina. that I have not had where you're really. like can see everything or you know I. mean. it's like what the Terminator vision. like we have little and there's little. readouts on the side. The times in my. life when I've been down there there's. these little readouts. and what do they say? What does it say? Like run away. It says do not engage. Do not engage. Do not engage. Flee. Flee. hostile. Flee hostile. Hostile.

Uh, you know, it's it's it's green and. there's these digital readouts on the. side and yeah, it's. I see that. I picture it like it has. it's like pulled back with little pins. like the uh. like a like a butterfly. or Yeah, like a frog that you dissect or. something. No, it's fade. Yeah, cuz it's so many folds. I I I I. You know what I want? I want I I don't. know if mine is one time many years ago.

I'm sorry. I'm talking way too long. This is fantastic. I love this. One. time. Gather around, kids. Campfire. Go. ahead. It was upstairs. I mean, this is a. visual. Really? Wait, can I have your. pen? Sure. I don't. But I was at the cellar a. million years ago. The comedy seller. The comedy seller. Sorry. And I was. sitting at a booth across Mark Maron and. I don't remember who suggested this. honestly, but we both we each drew a.

picture of a vagina and then we showed. it to each other and it was so. embarrassing cuz mine was like I. mine was okay like and then Okay, so we. exposed it and then his was like that. like two parentheses in a line and then. mine was like so much. It was so much. detail. But like I don't know if that's just me. I I've I don't think that my vagina is. like maybe that's more of a.

expressionist. Do you that doesn't. It looks like a salad. No, I don't. My vagina looks like a salad. I. don't know. Is that not. I You know what? Yeah, I I can see that. It's like Yes. a hot dog bun. But then if you open that up, there's a. world. A whole world to be found. You guys want to. I don't know. What is it? Nikki Glazer said that her. it looked like a hastily packed. suitcase.

Image got into my head. Um uh. that's so funny. Yes, different perspectives. There's the. of course the Mark Marin perspective. Keep in mind he wears glasses. So maybe. he didn't have his glasses on, you know, when he's when he's uh. But that said, I've never been face to. face with a vagina. Oh, come on. All right. No, I mean I you know, I. remember my stepsister wanted to go on. Shark Tank and um try to sell a vagina. mirror, which would just be like. basically a a mirror on a selfie stick.

or something. But you could do that with. an iPhone and I have, I guess. So. wait a minute. Your sister wanted to. sell that uh as a product. It's a million dollar idea, isn't it? It's a rear view mirror. It's. a It's a rear view mirror on a. Yeah. What is it? Listen, someone put. wheels on luggage like way too late. No. one thought of it. That is true. When wheels went on luggage, I go, I. can't believe it took this long to put.

wheels on luggage. Why was there ever. Why were Where was there? No, you think Leonardo da Vinci would. have thought of that. [Music]. I think the uh what I want to do is take. this episode so far and maybe the whole. thing in its entirety and play it for a. group and have them turn the dials so. that there's you know what I mean and. just see what happens when we take some.

of these turns. Do you know what I mean? And I I want to say an older crowd an. older crowd that say remembers the. Korean War well and I I want them to be. able to like turn the dials and just to. see what would happen. Wouldn't she be. interesting? I mean, that would be fun. Yeah. I mean, it does take a lot of. twists and turns. Like a vagina, right? No, it What? What do you mean twists and. turns? I don't know what I said. China's like driving in Italy. It's like. uh. you know, you could get killed at any moment. You can't believe there's only one lane.

There's there's ocean. There's like a. huge cliff with an ocean. Suddenly, there's a burrow in the road. This is why I don't worry about you. I. don't worry about you at all cuz we. start talking and then suddenly vaginas. are flying around. I did think of something yesterday that. I thought only Conan will well, you. know, I mean, gosh, I I I can't really. do this in standup because I don't feel. like anybody would remember. But, um, I. do think that they should reveal the.

Epstein files, but it should be the one. Epstein files and all of them are. signed. Uh, Epstein's mother. from Mr. Man, this is your second 70s. sitcom reference. I love it. Mr. Carter, do you did you. ever watch Welcome Back Carter? I watched it on Nick at Night cuz I went. through a Travolta phase and I I just. loved I loved that show. I But it's. silly, right? Oh, yeah. It's not considered like Is it. considered like like prestige television.

back then? I don't think so. I don't think so. I know. It was a huge. It was a huge thing when I was in fifth, sixth grade. People would put up their. hand and go, "Ooh, ooh, ooh." Like. Arnold Horschack. And everyone thought. that was hilarious. I had a My sister and I had a welcome. back Cotter trash can. What? That's make lunch boxes. They. don't make trash cans. No, ours for We had a trash can and it. said like, "I'm going to call you. school's out cuz you have no class." And. like all the different things they say.

and um we laughed and threw away our. garbage. Well, I'm glad you saved that Juan. Epstein joke for me. It just seemed like the right place. So, it's the Epstein files, right? But it's Juan Epstein from Welcome Back. Potter. We know Trump is all over those the. actual list. So, that's probably what he. would maybe he would reveal that like. what I said I was going to and I did. So. Trump is going to release the Juan.

Epstein files from Welcome Back Potter. to throw everyone off the scent from the. real Epstein and then say those are the. Okay, I get it. I understand. So the logs are will basically just be. one Epstein and Wan Epstein's mother. Yes. Yes. Which was okay. Disgusting people. and criminals. Are you a conspiracy theorist? I don't know. I mean, the moon landing. was fake.

Are you I don't. I am not. No, I am I am one of those. people that thinks the uh simplest. explanation is usually the correct one. Aam's razor. There you go. I shave with it every day. Didn't even go to college. Um you don't need to go to college. Uh. yeah, I I I I'm not I am not I'm when. when people say, "Hey, man. You know. what I think happened, man?" I I'm not. in on that on that ride usually. Yeah. my um the guy who does my makeup. um is really fell into a whole thing. about how the challenger didn't really.

explode and all those people are still. alive and. right. you know I was in ninth grade and we. watched it because there was a teacher. from conquered the next town over. Christy Mcllum. yeah who was killed yeah. yeah well or was she. where are they where does he say they. are. they're just living regular lives. oh. and with different names. does he ever explain explain why the. people on the challenger would agree to. this. You all have families and stuff, but. we're going to pretend that you blew up.

and then you're all going to live uh on. in different parts of Cincinnati. Faking it. Yeah, exactly. No, that doesn't I don't know. See, that's the thing is they don't even. need a reason. They don't even need a. reason. Hey, man, you're not thinking it. through, man. I'm sorry. That's my idea. of most conspiracy theorists. I'm sorry. if you're a conspiracy theorist and. you're listening out there. I I think. you're wrong. Well, like conspiracy. theorists don't call themselves. conspiracy theorists, right? It's like. cults don't call themselves cults. I. have a friend who I'm I know I feel.

confident grew up in a cult and he goes, "It's not a cult." I go, "That you. wouldn't know.". Yeah. You're in it, right? Did he have there's no punchline to. that. I just. There doesn't have to be until you call. it out. and then you know what I mean? That's. just it. We're in it, man. We're talking. about it, you know, we're all in the. flow. There's no need for there to be a. big boom boom, you know. We're past. that. We're in a new We're in a post. comedy world now. I don't. laughs are for walls.

Exactly. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall. I'm telling. you, Sony, you're on to a great new. routine. This is a good routine for you. I can't do this routine. This is Sarah's. routine. She's giving you guys Yeah, she's giving She does not want it. Okay. I don't do standup. Did anything. come up when you searched walls? The only thing I could find, which. Eduardo and I think agreed, and he was looking for this long before. you came in. That's right. I looked in my internet search history. I looked back and uh instead of.

blocking that he got puss she got. pussywalled. Oh, I've heard of that as clam jamming. Oh, clam jamming is probably But the the. wonderful wonderful. the dictionary said that. And then the. other. clam jamming. Yeah, it's a good clam jam. It's a clam. Oh, black betty clam a jam. Um, yeah. And then, uh, did you try it as two words or one word? It Well, it says two. I I I think claim. I I think it's incorrect. We don't know. We still don't know. I think it's.

Did you try one word with a Z? I So, so my first thought was it has had. to have appeared in a rap song. somewhere. And sure enough, there's like. a couple lyrics where it says like. ripping through the walls. Yeah. So, I don't think you want to do. you don't want to do that cuz that feels. like we're making a lateral move to the. side or something. That that doesn't. seem right. You know what I mean, right? Yeah. It doesn't sound like it feels. good. Yeah. This is the least hot and heavy talk. ever with about intercourse. The lateral.

move. The lateral move near the vaginal wall. Well, I didn't tearing. our vaginal wall. Vaginal wall. It's vaginal wall. It's the highman. What's that? Is that what that. You don't I don't think you know. anything. Oh, okay. I ripping through the wall is the. probably the himman. I'm in that in that context. I don't. think of it that way normally, but maybe. that's what it is. No, the himman is like a little like bag. of blood that has no purpose except.

feels more of a gate than a wall. It's more like a. I'm resting my head on the microphone. You ever smoke a camel crush before they. were outlawed in California? You keep talking and I'm just I'm. resting my forehead on the microphone. But what is a camel crush? And I'm just. going to be listening. It's got a little ball of like menthol. poison that you can. Oh. squeeze and you hear it go and then. it's a menthol cigarette. And I guess I. guess what I was saying is that's like a.

highman. Oh boy. Um, hey, can you Google that? Can we take a nap for the rest of this? I think we need I think that we need to. take all the furniture out. We need to. have it resurfaced. I mean, I don't know what to say. I. don't know what to say. Um, I'm at a. loss. I think I started out, if you can. believe it, with a compliment from Billy. Crystal about.

how you turned your memoir, you the bed. wetter into a musical and how he saw it. and he thought it was brilliant. And to. pass on that compliment, now there's. exploding highman's, uh, lateral penises, um, Reagan is yelling at Gorbachev to. tear down the wall. Uh uh vulgar. sketches courtesy of a ghost Mark Maron. Um your sister has a crazy device that. takes a rearview mirror off a Hyundai.

and uh people can examine themselves and. and uh the whole the whole podcast is is. just is it's over. It's over. It's over. There will never be another podcast. after this one. This is the end of Conor. O'Brien needs a friend. This is now. Conor O'Brien needs a job. You've done. this. You did this yourself. Yay. Yet you should. No sound. You should feel good about it. You would think I would be done with. vagina humor in my 20s, maybe my 30s.

Surely by my 40s. Mhm. But there's just still so much more to. explore. You know, there is. There is. And it's you speaking your truth. I'm so sorry. Why don't we talk about. your penis and balls? Okay, let's get into it. I feel like. they talk like this. Like what? That was my dad trying to do an Irish. accent. Con, it's your penis and balls. Penis. and balls. Oh my god. It's your penis and balls.

Uh I I think I've anthropomorphized the. uh my genitalia before on this show and. it's always just kind of petulant and. whiny. Yeah, I don't want to. And it's always flipping through like. the New Yorker. I'm trying to get it. interested in, you know, doing. something. I don't want to I see it more of that is. that just it's recalcitrant. There's a. word that's a good word for. Yeah. It's just kind of fussy and. flipping through the New Yorker and. looking over its little shoulder, which.

I guess would be a scroti. Um, I want to apologize. I promised one grade school that we. would donate an episode and in advance I. said it was this episode. I just did it. numerically. I didn't know it was going. to be Sarah Silverman. I said it was. episode 3252. So this is being. livereamed. to the Michael Driscoll School which is. a K through8 school in Brooklyn, Massachusetts.

You can be anything you want to be. Yeah. Yeah. Today's word is scrotie. Um, let's let's not, you know, listen, let's elevate this. Well, or. take it further. Or. let's not stigmatize. words that mean, you know. Yes. The our genitals. Exactly. I mean, what's the problem? I. don't see a problem. I really don't. What?

You don't even need to say words anymore. to do Seinfeld. You jump. He's held hostage and he had tape over. his mouth and he'd still be like, "Oh. god, I'm just an impressionist.". Seinfeld. Seinfeld being held hostage. Ho ho ho h. He wants to know who kidnapped him. He's.

got tape, duct tape all over. It's a simple question Jerry has. It's a. very reasonable. He wants to know the. identity of the people. They wore masks, of course, to get the ransom. Somebody must have done an impression of. him at like once he has dementia. Yes. No, it's who are these people? Seriously? And who the am I?

And where am I? I'm frightened for my. life. Um, that's like has a little has like. undertones of Mr. Howell. Yeah. Yeah, it does. It does. Just to keep it on the 70s. Another sitcom. Yeah. Well, that's 60s. Sorry. It is. Yeah. Gilgans Island. Yeah. Sorry. I. think probably I'm just going to guess. again. I know from Nick at Night. Maybe 68. I don't know. Well, anyway, little sip of water now. Now, um, my brother Neil would know.

exactly the air dates for Gilligans. Island, so I could always consult him. I. swear to God if I called him up right. now, he'd probably he would he would. tell me exactly. He'd say, "Oh, yeah. The original air date was September 3rd, 1964, and then it went off the Yeah, close. It was September 26th, 1964.". Is it? I just made up a date. Go. Oh, wait. I think what we're revealing here. is that I don't have a brother. Neil. doesn't exist. Neil doesn't exist. And I. just use Neil as an excuse for my insane. knowledge of 60s television. Is Neil in. the room with us right now? Yeah, I am. It's like the end of.

Spartacus. I am Neil. I am Neil. I am. Neil. Yeah, but Neil still doesn't know. anything about vaginas. Okay, let's just say Conan doesn't know. anything about vaginas. I mean, that's the podcast. The new podcast. The new podcast should be. Conan doesn't know anything about. vaginas, right? But then think of the guests we'd. get who'd come in here and explain. things to me. Be fantastic. What a great show. Yeah, I've been looking for the picture in my. phone of your mouth that I used as my. vagina.

That's right. I've actually been tasked with finding. it. I think we should explain that for any. You should explain it for any listener. who doesn't know the story behind it. What story behind it? Just kidding. Yes. And. not an improviser. Just going to rest my head on this. microphone. Um, I'm determined to conduct a serious. interview with you. Okay. And you guys are welcome to jump in at. any time and help out, but I I'm going. to forge on, which is.

Let's get quiet. You got to get really quiet here. You. wrote a memoir in 2010. And then you. decided, and that's what I'm plugging here. It needs to be a musical. Oh, yes. Where did that leap come from? Actually, Adam Slesinger, may he rest in. peace. came over my apartment and was. like, "This book's a musical." And he. like read the chapter titles. He's like, "That's a song." You know, whatever. And. then I was like, "All right." We we we.

made it. Had you experienced writing songs. before? Yeah. I had a I had a show on Comedy. Central that was a musical and my first. special had music in it. But I didn't know that you were Oh, this. I didn't realize you wrote all the. songs. Yeah. No, I didn't write all the songs. in the Sarah Silver program. I wrote. some of them and co-wrote some of them, but in my special Jesus is Magic, which. I, you know, um it does, I'm guessing. doesn't hold up because I say a lot of.

things that I wouldn't say today or I'd. get in a lot of trouble and have. But um. yeah, I wrote this. Oh god. My god. Oh. my god. That's right. Are you sure? You all right? Can you see? Yeah. I just wanted to see if I could do. ventriloquism. Guess what? What? You can't. It's very clear. Don't you You also have. to throw your voice to be a. ventriloquist. It's just not about. your mouth. It's still Well, also.

articulating, but you also have to throw. your voice, I believe. Yeah. No, I can't do that. Well, if the doll has had a stroke and. that's its backstory, then it's okay. Oh, no. It's terrible. What happened to. you? It's okay. I'm slowly getting. better with. lots of intense therapy. Well, you still. don't sound great. Oh, it's a long. process of getting better. I then that's. what I would do if I had to be a. ventriloquist. I would make sure the. doll had been had a terrible cerebral.

event. That's what I would call it. Impressive, huh? Yes. Okay. You did it. You got us back on track. I'm doing what I can. I'm doing what I. can. But anyway, I hear great things. about this musical. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. And and he saw it. because the I saw his musical Mr. Saturday Night, which was really great. And the woman who played the incredible. Broadway star who played his daughter. plays my mother Beth Anne.

Mhm. Uh that is Shana Bean and she's. incredible. And uh so he came to see it cuz they. Yeah. And uh. are you nervous if you know that someone. of that caliber is in the audience? I I. don't like to know that people are in. the crowd. I don't want no like if I'm performing. No, I don't want to know. I actually. took a chance. Did I tell you this? But um I remember. Do you know Todd Glass? Yes. So funny. So so funny. But I worry that.

he can get in his head. So, it was years. ago and he was about to go on at Largo. and I knew he had like some big wigs. coming to see him and I took a chance. and right before he went on I said I. feel like I should tell you they didn't. show up but they had but I felt like if. he thought that they didn't show up. he'll be more relaxed. Yeah. He'll just be it and be super. relaxed and he was. And then when he got. off I go I lied. They're here. And he.

was so happy. But it could have gone. really bad, of course. But I think. What if he had gone out and just. badmouth the exact. Yeah. them for not coming. Yeah. them. I don't need them. anyway. They're just a bunch of empty. suits. My heart was pounding, but I I felt like. it was the right thing to do. And it and. it ended up being good. And now he's a. big star. I I think you did the right thing. You. took a chance. He is the funniest. The second funniest, third funniest, fourth funniest. That's the seventh funniest person who's.

not in this room right now. You have a. new standup special. Oh, yeah. Yes. And I'm going to bring it up because. you've clearly forgotten, but it's. called Postmortem. Yeah. Now, how long did it take you to put. this together, this set? It was definitely the fastest. hour I've put together because of the. events that it's about. My parents, you. can't relate to this, but died very. closely together. Yeah. Yeah.

What's that like? Um, they died nine days apart and uh we. we moved in and like duelled them. through death at home. And so it's um it. just and it happened when my last. special came out. I've only done I think. this is my fifth special and my last. special before that was my fourth. special. Ow. I'm sorry. I I don't This. is a terrible right turn, but it maybe I.

I don't know what's going on, but my. elbow if I even touch it to a surface, it hurts. Excruciating pain. Wow. It's like nerve ending or something. Does this sound familiar? Can you. really? Yes, that's happened to me. What is it? It's It's like something is. weird and then when you touch it the. wrong way, it's very painful and but. then it just kind of selforrects itself. My boyfriend goes, "You should call the. doctor." I go, "No, because in 3 days it. will be gone and I'll just have never. known what it was.". Yeah. Anyway, what was I saying?

My parents died. Sorry. Go on. What was I talking about? Oh, yes. The. two most important people in the world. to me passed away within nine days of. each other. Wow. That's true. you win. I'm very competitive about these things. My parents went within three days of. each other. Oh, yeah. So, as we we're taking care of. them, my last special came out. And so, when I went back to doing standup, I was. starting completely over. And of course, all I had to talk about was my that.

experience and it developed faster than. usual. Yeah. Because those are such strong. feelings. You go out there, it's fresh, you're talking about it. Would you. workshop this at the aforementioned. Largo? Is that where you would go? Of course. Of course. Largo's uh Well, we did many. We did. podcasts from Largo, I believe. Did we? Or did we just do No, we did, you know, we did we did late night shows. What? During the co We did the late night. show. Talking about this like it was in 1987. It just happened. It was all during.

co feels like a long time ago to me. It does. It actually does. Now people. talk about it and I It feels like Oh. yeah. Co. Anyway, Largo, terrific space. Uh, and every time I'm there, I was. there recently doing a bunch of. Oh my god, you were amazing at the. Oscars. Oh, this is the point of this podcast. Thank you. You are amazing. But I worked out stuff for the Oscars at. Largo. And um, your picture is. everywhere backstage. Plus, there's a.

big pillow of your face backstage which. you donated. Yeah, it's it's very nice. That's a. great space to be. It's not There's not. pictures of me everywhere, but there's a. couple pictures. There's a lot of pictures of you. I. think you just bring pictures every time. you go. You hang them up when no one's. looking. There is a pillow with my face on it. back there. That's my friend Mark Cohen. uh crocheted it and then he gave it to. me and I lived in a tiny apartment and I. was having lunch with Flanigan and I was. like, I love him so much, but I can't. have a pillow with my face on it in my. living room. I was like, it's.

what is your problem I can have? He goes, bring it over here. Bring it over. Wait a minute. My penis. suggested. Yeah. I bring it over here. So, you did this hour and it's about you. losing. Do you think this is a question. that I get a lot that one of your. parents was aware that the other had. passed? Cuz most people I that find out. your parents went at the same time or. almost the same time think that it's not. coincidental that one person knows that.

the other has passed and decides to also. join them. Well, no. My dad knew that my stepmother. my stepmother had died. He she had. cancer. It was terrible. She loved life. Blah. Not blah blah blah. Sorry. Not not. blah blah blah at all, but you know what. I mean. How was your eulogy, by the way? It was she loved life. Blah blah blah. She was so wonderful. And And they were. in bed together holding hands. So she. was he was. he was they were holding hands and she. had passed away. And my sister had.

texted me cuz I had gone home to sleep. for the night. And she said, "Janice has. passed away and dad is is would normally. be awake by now, but I think he in his. bones he knows and he doesn't well he. lived another week and and people came. to visit him and stuff and and so he. knew and and he even um he was so funny. in his final days like Jeff Ross came. over. He was very close to my parents. Roastmaster Jeff Ross. Ghostmaster. General, not your uh executive producer.

for a minute, though. That would be. Yeah. And um. Jeff would not go by if your dad was on. his way out. What's the point? Why would. I go? There's no soup there. Um. I got food. I don't think I'll go. He'd. be he'd be talking to your dad as he was. as he was dying while texting. Oh god. But anyway, so uh but so Roastmaster. Jeffrey. Roast Master General. Yeah. And he first. of all he came and I odd shockingly have. this on video. So I talk about the thing. and then you see it at the end you know.

like in the credits I put a bunch of. like videos and pictures like you know. when you see a biography or something. and then you you see that like the real. people I like that. Anyway, Jeff walked. in and he said everyone called my dad. Schleppy. Schleppy I got bad news. I. don't think you can be my emergency. contact anymore. You know my dad was. laughing. And then Jeff had introduced. my parents to this magician named Bernie. Shine who's closer to their age. And. they all became good friends. And about. 6 months earlier, they had all gone to. see Bernie do magic, you know. So Jeff.

is sitting with my dad and he goes, "Do. you want me to FaceTime Bernie so you. could say goodbye?" And my dad said, "Okay." And cuz my dad wanted to go. He. probably could have gotten better, but. he was like, "No, I'm good. I want to.". He really just wanted to be with his. Janice earlier. So Jeff calls him and he. holds up, you know, the camera and and. Bernie gets on and he goes, "Donald, I'm. so my" He goes, "Donald, I'm so sorry.". And my dad goes, "Bernie, your show was.

so bad it killed Janice. God bless him. That's hilarious.". Oh my god. And then he goes, "And I'm. not feeling so hot either." He knew he. was going to go dying, you know. Oh my god. That would be I as I hope I. mean I hope I'm able or in condition. whenever my time comes. I hope I can be. nice to be funny on the way out. Wouldn't it? You're going to be funny. You're I don't. know how you stop yourself from it.

I just want to do like but I really want. to do long involved bits that take a. long time. that interfere with my medical care. You're going to be lying in bed like I'm. funny still. Right. So funny. Right. Funny. How was that last one? How was that last. one, guys? It's funny, right? Uh, Mr. O'Brien, you'd live if you could. just take this pill, but we can't get it. in your mouth cuz it keeps moving. Right. But like, it's still funny, right? Like, what I'm doing is funny. I'm telling you, what you have is not.

that bad. You just need this antibiotic. right now. If you just sit still. He's dead. He wouldn't stop. Come on. You love it here. You love hanging with. us. We're the best. Love it here. What's better than. How are we doing on time? No, I'm just. kidding. No, we've we've. That was a real Kevin Nean. Uh. my favorite Kevin Neilanism of all time. was when he was on the talk show once. and I've mentioned this, but I I don't. care. He's on the talk show and we're. he's doing really well. Everything's. going great and then there's a brief.

pause where neither one of us are. talking and Kevin just says, "Where is. our waiter?". Just. kills me. And I've se clip is out there. I find I think he's like the most. underrated Although people do love him. I mean, his episodes on this show. consistently, so he is acknowledged. People know how funny. he's the funniest. I always tell uh I tell Kevin all the. time, I'm telling you, you're the. funniest and people know it. Yeah. It's out there. It's out there.

Okay. That's the That's the line. It's on the dark web. Everybody know. No, he's so He's. so funny. And I love his jokes. you know. his joke where he goes this is what. bothers me about like the generation. after you know like that we're of comics. who are like that's so hacky talking. about airplanes talking about rental. cars difference between New York that's. because comics used to have to be on the. road and they still do you know and that. was their lives and that's what they're.

talking about it's not just hackneed. because like you heard someone tell you. that stuff is hackneed nothing is if. it's funny like there's no topic that's. you can't talk about. Anyway, this isn't part of his joke, but he has. a joke about being on an airplane. He. goes, you know, I was on an airplane, you know, and I I don't think that the. pilot was very experienced, you know. He. he got on and he goes, "Oh, thank you for flying with us. Uh, we'll. be taking off in roughly 5 to 10. Whoa, whoa, here we go.".

And then he comes back on 10 minutes. later. Oh, where is the uh Oh, here it. is. And he used to do impressions. Not I. don't think not on in in on in his. professional life, but he would always. do impressions of the Beatles talking. about Does this ring a bell? No, I'm not going to do it right. You just. have to have him do it when he's here. And it's like uh I remember it was like.

I was John in the and I. pulled out and it came on his face and. that's when we wrote I will. That was like a easy version but like a. real like almost aristocrats version but. it's always the Beatles talking about. how they wrote songs. I've never heard him go blue. I think that's why it's just only for. you know at home words. You just sold him out as being. incredibly uh Yeah, I I adore him. I.

adore that man. We both do. He's not. here. But um. I mean, he's not dead. He is to me. Our thing is we don't look each other in. the eye. We just will never be, you. know. I won't take down my wall. He. won't take down his wall. There. There's. the See, it all comes around. around. Oh, wait. No. Okay, I'm stopping it here. Uh. here. The show is postmortem. It's streaming.

on Netflix. Uh and uh I. postmortem, but it's not sad. I mean, it's got sad moments, but it is, you. know, it's a comedy special. It's a comedy. hour. Comedy special. I don't think I I just All I did was say. the title and you went, it's not sad. I said the title. You have that title. That's the title you came up with. It's about my parents dying, but I am. pointing out that it is uh you know, just the funny parts. Mhm. Mhm. A good comic can take any any. any event. Tragedy plus less than a year equals.

comedy. Um, thank you so much for being here. We've said it all. We said it all like bogey and beall. Um, I treasure our friendship. I do too. And uh, I'm happy whenever you're coming. by. And I think I learned a lot about. female anatomy today and male anatomy. and uh that Kevin Yan's really blue. Disgusting comedian when I'm not around. He's never does that stuff for me. Only.

for you. A sad now. But Sarah, thank you for. being here. He can also fart on command. Anyway, thanks. Bye. [Music]. Okay, let's do some review the. reviewers. This is where we uh kind of. read through some of the Apple podcast. reviews and we can we can review or. answer or comment on anything they say. So. they're all five stars, right? And. they're all five stars. Uh yes, the fivestar interview from. Deborah PDX. Okay.

Called Conan the Bacterium. I love you guys so much. Have you heard. about Conan the Bacterium? This is a. real bacterium that can survive. radiation. Check out the recent episode. of Shortwave. Here's a quote from the. episode. It sounds like it's describing. all three of you. Oh my god, he recalls. thinking. There's something new that. forms when you put the pieces together, which makes it better than one or the. other. It's the combination in which. they interact with each other. In other. words, the interaction between the three. components is greater than the sum of. its parts.

A. that's the bacterium. But I don't understand. It sounds like. it starts out saying that there's a. bacteria. They say the bacteria is hard. to defeat because it's got three. components. Uh, they just said it can. survive radiation. So, huh, good. question. What if that's what you're named after? Because your dad's a your dad's a. microbiologist. What if he was like, "Oh, Conan bacterium." And you were born. and you was like, "Oh, god, let's name. this one Conan.". It's a really mean thing to say.

Well, that's not what how I was named Conan. Okay. My dad went to the I was non unnamed for. a little while. For how long? I was born um oh I don't. think that long but they were you know. they want the name right away and my dad. said he wanted to go to the medical. school library and look he didn't have. the name yet and he looked up names he. thought it should be interesting and my. dad had very specific. ideas about how a first name should work. with a last name and because the last.

name is O'Brien. he thought it should end with uh it. can't it Allied well with the last name. Yeah, he's right. He's right. And he also wanted something. that was simple. He hated nicknames. So. his name was Thomas and everyone called. him Tom and he didn't like that. So he. wanted a name that wouldn't be broken. down into a nickname. He had all these. rules. And so Luke, Neil, Conan. But where did. he find Conan? He looked up and I think it's uh you.

know one of the early. uh early uh religious figure. I don't. know if it was a cardinal uh who was in. Ireland. And actually um there's a very. famous thing called the Bayou Tapestry. which is this like cartoon that. describes uh the battle in 1066 and all. the things that happened when England. was invaded by the Normans. And there's. one panel. that shows a guy fleeing and underneath.

his name he's a cowardly person. It says. C O N. And then the next panel is Conan. surrendering the keys to the city. And. he has the keys on a long pole. Like. he's so afraid. He just wants doesn't. even want to touch the bad guys. He's. just handing them the keys on a long. pole. Oh my god. It's one panel and then the next. And my. parents. um years ago went to the gift shop where. the Bayou Tapestry is held and you can. you can look up the different panels and. they bought the two panels and gave them.

to me. Conan fleeing the battle and then. Conan handing over the keys. and um it's hilarious. So I'm named for. this guy. Yeah. No, he saw this and then. No, no, no. That's not why he named me. that. He just he found that later on and. thought it was really funny. He gave me. that name cuz he saw it somewhere. He. thought it was really Didn't know. anything about Conan the Barbarian. Nothing. It's cool. Conan is a really cool It's. just cuz all your other siblings have. like pretty traditional names and then. you're not traditional.

It's like uh you know there's that story. that song. by Johnny Cash, Boy Named Sue. Yeah. Where a guy names his son Sue and he. gets beat up all the time, but it makes. him stronger. Uh and then at the end he goes to his. dad and says, "Why'd you call me Sue?". And he's just like, "Cuz it made you a. tougher guy." Mhm. Um I was, you know, Conan was a little. like that at times growing up. Did it make you tougher? Oh god. Well, clearly you've seen them. I'm pretty. I'm a pretty rough and tumble fellow.

You're very much like the tapestry. version of I was going to say how you. hand. it can go one of two ways. Either make you tougher or it make you. immediately surrender at the battle of. Hastings. The first time I met you, you just. handed me your car keys. Yeah. I am sorry. on a pole. I'm sorry. Please. don't hurt me. Um, so that. your grandma, is that right? My grandma. Yeah. Well, you know, my I. go by my middle name. Taline is just a. like a I think it was just like a nice.

Armenian name, but then they just called. me Sona. Does Sona have a meaning? Well, she was Greek, but the name itself. in Hindi means gold. That's cool. But I don't know if it if there's a like. if there's a Greek meaning to it. I. don't know. I have no idea. Yeah. You haven't given it much thought. time. Matthew, are you named after. anybody? My namesake is really belies me because. it's really cool and it just doesn't fit. for me. I was named after Marshall Matt. Dylan from Gunsmoke. You're kidding. What? I know. What a cool person to be named after. I.

was almost named Fesus. And that's. really funny if you watch that TV show. My grandmother, who died the week I was. born, loved that show and loved him. So, she kind of I think to honor her, they. they named me after him. I thought it. was biblical. That's. not my name. You're named after a TV show from the. 60s and 70s is hilarious. That's. awesome. I know my name is very. biblical. Matthew James, but my dad's. name is James. None of it's biblical. It's interesting. Interesting. Can I point out that it says in Latin.

Sona means can can be heard. Oh, no way. What? That's so funny. Try not hearing her. Okay. I'm sorry. That is so cool. I can't believe I never. thought to like Google that. Do you know. what math means? What gift of God? It is a true. everything right. God. All right. I'm going to regift this one. God, you got a factory irregular. What am I doing?

What is this? A white elephant. I'm jerking off the thing. I'm doing the. jerkoff motion. No one can see it. Can I say something? When you do the. jerkoff motion, you always have the. penis way off to the side. I know. And it's coming out at a weird angle. It's like you're around the corner. Yeah. What? And also No, it's not salad dressing. Yeah, it's not salad dressing and it's. not castinets. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's Oh, now you're a pepier. Grind that out. Oh my god. All right. Well, let's Don't. look at the video for this. You won't. like it. No, I know. Don't do it. I'm I'm worried for your husband.

Why? Hey, thank you. No wonder No wonder Tac is always. doubled over in pain. Surprise. Is that how it's done? Sona got all hot. and heavy last night. It's also not just one of those. It's. all of those. He's got to go through all. of them. Yeah. Oh my. Stop it. Stop it. Oh my god. Now he's at. Benihana. Now he's at Benihana. Oh my god. Oh, he made the onion volcano. Okay. Okay. Let's Let's wrap this up. Thanks you fan. We took your kind of.

interesting scientific fact and we got. to Benny Hanesf chopping up with blades. tax. penis tackle. All right. Peace out, Tupac.