Questlove Waited For Matt And Sona To Do The Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hi my name is Quest. love I love that your name still cracks. you up after all these. years being as though this podcast saved. my life during the pandemic oh. um H I've heard every adjective used to. describe how does one want to be friends. with Conan however um before I give the. the ad.

yes I'm already going to break Jeff gold. blum's record. yeah yes go for it but as a Creator and. a creator that relies on an editor I. want to know who's the person that has. to extend Jack White's padding foot yeah. so right. now so no no you're going to do the. extended 12 Loop. it wait you're going to hear Jack's foot. get tired and slow down and lose the.

beat keep going Jack we got to get PR. love to the Finish Line wait by the time. by the time I got to the gold Bloom. episode I was like wait a minute did he. call up Jack to to custom make extra. feet and then I. realized it's it's only when I became a. nightmare to my own editor that I. realized that you're going to have to. figure out how many measures of four are. you going to end.

I'm going to put a kick drum Mallet on a. metronome next to a Kick Drum and then. go take a. nap I love how we're talking how long. it's going as it's going as it's going. as it's going that's right can we just. do the entire podcast this is going to. be oh my God go for. it that's a first yeah um yeah I I am I. had so many adjectives to use um I'm. just GNA go simple which of course none.

of this is. simple I'm fine with it. however all that for I'm fine with it. beautiful I'm fine with it no. but this the. thing that's how I feel about a. colonoscopy like I'm fine with it it. gets the job done I don't want it but. here's the thing I I was initially.

grinned and. angered that you guys dared pitch me to. do this podcast without met or son like. literally you're kind of like Charlie. Brown like not saying like you're not. the star of your own Halloween special. you want the full experience yes and you. want to make sure that um pig pen and uh. the girl with red hair are there I'm. sorry no I think what he's saying is. wait you're frea how you wait wait wait. time out minimize them as much as I.

could the red hair which one is she cuz. no one knows her name I want which one's. the one that always pushes is that Lucy. that Lucy Vel you're very much Lucy to. his CH yeah she has a last name Lucy Vel. oh my God how do you know well because. she is the brother of lonus vanel that's. right oh Lucy vanel I I have a knack for. attracting a lot of Lucy Van pelts in my. life oh like proverbial uh football uh. tugging rer just real quick are we still.

in the in yeah I was going to say okay. okay uh I'm fine with it and Q music. yeah Q music I'm. sure all right well here's what I'll say. Let Me Clear something up right away yes. we I go to New York occasionally and. when I'm in New York we get whoever's. available in New York we've been wanting. to talk to you for a long time you were. available and then uh and this was. pitched through someone else and then I. hear no he really wants to do it with. the whole gang and I thought wonderful a.

mistake but B fine I'm fine with that. I'm glad what saying is your excuse. today. Conan we'll take it from here all right. I'll pipe down no man it's it's it's. important you know yeah you're fine with. being here I have so many questions for. them and you know but this is nice well. yeah I like this listen this is when. you're on this podcast it's your podcast. so feel free to uh ask them anything you. want but are we really going to be. friends yeah okay cuz the one you want.

do you want that I honestly want it yes. okay I'm in if okay so the transition. week of you doing the last of late night. yep before taking over the tonight's. show yeah before uh we came in we as in. uh uh uh the Fallon people yep came to. do it you were like walking in the. hallway or whatever and instantly you. know you know when people feel like they.

know someone mhm sort of like a poster. on the wall whatever like you don't know. them but they feel like they know you. and instantly I was like oh man me me. and Kiger get along famously this is GNA. be awesome and then I turned the corner. even though I've been on your show maybe. three to four times you've been on three. times with the roots yeah and but I. don't know why I never took into account. that you're a. giant or maybe because maybe I'm sitting. behind a drum set yep and I didn't take.

into account how tall you were and plus. you know I'm on that's been that's when. being on television was like really like. a big deal so I wasn't in my right mind. now it's just like okay I'll show up. but I saw you walking down the hallway. and instantly I just started to shrink. like oh no he's he's too tall to be he's. too tall to be my. friend you know what's so funny that you. say that is well you've been with me. Sona it's the only thing people talk.

about when I walk around I get that all. the time and people act like I've lied. to them so when I go through like points. people people are like hey man you. I didn't know you were This Tall it's. like I didn't what did I do well cuz you. have approachable energy I'll say that. you and leader who should not be named. 45 are probably the two of the. most I'm glad you got that where's this. going you two have a you two have a.

analogy and it's not here it's not here. it's it's it's your it's a little bit. hair both of you are tall like even he I. didn't know that he was tall how tall is. he yeah he's a big guy he's like 64 is. he really no no no no no no no dude his. son o old boy is like 68 already he's. like what 12 years old parents hug no no. no but no Trump is not 6'4 but the thing. is what's that 63 yeah and there's a big. difference between 63 and 64 63. it's an incalculable difference when my.

afro's out when my afro's out people. think I'm like 63 64 I'm like 62 maybe. 61 so wait a minute you say I'm just. keeping track here you're fine quote. fine with being my friend and you liken. me to Donald Trump in my approachability. and Charlie Brown and Charlie Brown you. know what it is okay. [Music]. um we're going to wrap this up very soon. right trust me Show's going to be I told. you guys I'm warning you guys what.

you're in for no I'm I'm pretty much. going to be uh either the tricks rabbit. or uh the. cuckoo what's the coco p for Cocoa Puff. Sunny that's a he has a name wow Vel and. sunny yeah wait wait how's his name. Sunny Puffs I don't think the cuckoo for. Cocoa Puffs was he he had a name I know. cuz I take my sugar cereals very that's. insane that you know that I don't know. what to say I'm not proud it's the same.

thing it just lives there like Van Pelt. I was just thinking the same thing when. you Pelt I respect uh but excuse me I'm. sorry but you shouldn't know the name do. you know Captain crunch's little. Sidekicks sure Smedley the soggies well. oh the S well I know smedley's the. elephant um oh yes that's right yeah. well Smedley was for peanut butter. crunch wasn't he maybe and then Jim. bakus did Captain's voice right okay am. I ruining the show by rabbit hoing you. guys no no no no in this is a good and.

by the way we're going to play this for. a neurologist later yeah and we're going. to come back we're going to come back. with your diagnosis and then we're going. to get you on the right medicine well my. my whole point my whole point was my. whole point was that uh each each serial. commercial starts the same like those. guys try to be cool Cal and Collective. about it and then yes Midway in the plot. then they lose their excitement and. suddenly you realize you have a crazy. person on your hand yeah so that's.

exactly which is why I ask you are are. these guys into micro doing at all or. edibles and my answer was no right what. your answer for yourself no my answer. was yeah I'm into it you're you're not. into it I'm square that way yeah I. burned myself out in my 30s we talked. about this on the way in today yeah yeah. yeah well next all right appearance. number four I like the way that I'm. already manifesting my like I I want to. be this Sanja burnhard to your Letterman. so trust me wait and also am I.

alienating your demographic with all. these old ass references no no let me. quickly ask you what is your go-to kid. cereal. um I am peanut butter Captain Crunch all. day it is fantastic that stuff. it is amazing do you know about the. history of cereal do you know why cereal. was invented was this the Kellog don't. masturbate stuff yes yes I I'm a little. bit familiar with this story but since. you began go ahead oh that's all I. basically know well use a day Kelloggs.

was a 7-Day avenus um guy uh he had a. wife and I guess even they slept in. separate sleeping Corners they adopted. their children separate vaginas. yeah oh God am I going to get canceled. after this appearance no um you're being. canceled during the. appearance so what happens is I I guess. he feels as though whatever is used to. make beef uh the whatever drugs are.

injected in the cow or the pig whatever. um that it's making America um closer to. that of Sodom and Gomorrah yep and so he. figures that a vegetarian diet will. cause us to stop procreating and and. yeah and so um he invents a. tasty counterpart to stop us from. masturbating which is cornflakes that's. yeah well the original slogan for.

cornflakes was now with 30% less. that's an. actual and it. was but it's true can I can I work here. yes you can work here wait take my. job.