Questlove Challenged Jeff Goldblum’s Record For Longest Intro | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend I'm feeling good I really am. must be nice it is nice it's nice to. feel good while you're not feeling good. man I am I am feeling good really no I. feel but I still feel better than you I. know I do how do you know you can't. quantify that you can't see in my chest. I can I just feel like fight fight. you want us to fight no we're not gonna. fight about this I just feel uh very. good I feel like I'm reaching some kind. of peak in my life I think you are. feeling better than me because you've.

got your collar open more than I have. and that's a sign of a happy person I'm. gonna even go down a button yeah yeah. look at that right there we've got about. the same amount of chest hair do you. guys have chest hair well I actually I. took care of my chest hair for a reason. what what yeah just the other day he. took care of it it you like assassinate. I shaved my chest hair why because I'm. gonna start doing porno oh. because I found out that you know. there's a strike going on right now and. you're not supposed to be doing any.

writing and it's some of that porno is. not Guild covered that's the only thing. you did to prepare for the porn you're. about to shoot yeah and then it turns. out you need to like be able to function. and stuff. which I didn't know. so I shaved my chest and I walked in. there and I went I'm ready to go and. they said well can you can you kind of. work yourself up into a state of. excitement I went well I could if it was. 1988. you did shave your chest no I did why.

I'm gonna tell you why I shaved my chest. for biking that's right biking what yeah. biking did you shave any your legs too I. shaved my entire body but you have arm. hair yeah I didn't touch that part but. you just said you shaved your entire. body to me entire body means chest uh. and then uh the whole no stomach area. okay what's below that what do you mean. I call it my. nether regions no I I didn't do that the.

IC Delta yeah. full thatched roof. look we got to talk about some business. here this is the episode where we have. Quest love on yes we do have to talk. about this Quest Love Is it is it fair. to say a devotee of this podcast I. didn't know that and that's that's quite. humbling I think it is uh he's a he's. one of those connoisseurs of well. obviously uh seems like one of a hyper.

cool person absolutely and uh he's. always curating music playlists for. people and telling people what to listen. to and then it turns out he's I'll use. the word geeky fan for our podcast which. uh was nice to hear I'm really nice to. hear and he's a great guy love talking. to him he Geeks out so much so that he. was aware of how long Jeff goldblum's. second appearance on this show his hi my. name is friend intro yes was because. most people say hi my name is you know.

blank and uh I'll just throw in hi my. name is Tommy tuberville he was a great. interview. um and and uh I feel is that a person. yes yes he's the senator who's uh. holding up the entire military. appointments of our government just so. that he can make some point about oh. social justice okay something. um. yeah you thought Tommy tupperville was a. children's cartoon character literally.

it literally didn't sound like. Cuba. Copperville. no he doesn't he's trying to make sure. that no one can I mean you would care. about this that women in the military uh. time well spent that's good that's good. well I'm sorry I'd have to explain. things to Sona I yeah he doesn't want. any social issues I'm not getting at you. okay yeah oh you're mad at me you.

brought him up you brought him up. talking about Quest love do you want me. to back up and not talk about timing too. late yeah is it also tuberville well I. thought it was two and then I listened. to a podcast and they called him. tuberville what podcast did you listen. to It's called mispronunciation it might. be. no apparently I was convinced it was. tuberville and then I've heard several. things where they call him tuberville. now I'm part of this problem yeah. exactly so you guys you're really. helping by the way uh anyway very. controversial uh Senator at the moment.

uh and irritating a lot of people anyway. that's not the point the point is most. people have a quick intro hi my name is. Harrison Ford and I feel shitty about. being Conor O'Brien's friend and then we. move on uh Questlove came on and was. aware that the record is held by Jeff. goldblum's second appearance Jeff. goldblum's second appearance where Jeff. went on and on and on. and it was it was that for a long time. and then Questlove came in on a mission. in to defeat Jeff goldblum's record.

and the question is. did he no wow what wow he went on. forever I agree but I have it on good. authority from our man in the. engineering section Eduardo that he did. not beat him but that's reason to have. Questlove back yes and uh so that he can. beat it well because Goldblum got two In. fairness Goldblum got to try one out and. then he came in and he mastered the. whole thing yeah but I'm still shocked. because. as you know Questlove really stretched.

it out yeah to the point that I left. yeah and I did some welding on a 1966. Volkswagen Beetle he also recorded. another podcast episode with a totally. different guest yeah and I made a. margarita pizza from scratch wow and. built the oven that I cooked it in and. then came back in and Quest slip was. still grow it was still going I got a. great idea what two podiums. two people two intros yes yes love yes.

and third one. tuberville yeah I'm sorry. and it's just all him explaining how his. name's pronounced yeah and why he thinks. women shouldn't be allowed to to leave. get military leave uh to take care of. their female health issues yes sorry and. uh sorry tuberville but no don't. apologize. wow we were just gone for three weeks.

and you have a. [Music]. his shaved little baby arm. oh nice please no it's not that let's. not get that rumor out there. waiting fingers no one has big dick. energy like Conan O'Brien you shave to. get be more aerodynamic on a bike I'm. making this all up oh okay yeah I wanted.

to be able to ride without a shirt and. without pants and have no aerodynamic. drag. that sounds dangerous wait what so you. have no pants on So You meaning your. little guy is flapping in the breeze. first of all not a little guy quite. average to average just to be plus I get. a solid B plus a minus but isn't that. gonna cause some drag uh I got a lot of. compliments uh in the past from my. girlfriends with glaucoma anyway. no I I cut a hole in the seat oh so it.

slides in there yeah sometimes when I'm. stopped at a light I just sort of wiggle. it around a little bit and it feels. fantastic if you get aroused on the way. that's the whole point yeah. let's start the episode I forgot my. kickstand no problem. oh my God my name is Dick joke Johnson. that's the kind of stuff you can expect. from the witty in Urbane Conan O'Brien. um let's get into this and let's hear.

hey you gotta check this out because I I. do love this gentleman and you also have. to hear his intro they already have. oh right I forgot how the podcast you. never knew how the podcast worked I'll. listen to it one day I'm just not a fan. of the host. I get it.